Storytime edition!
OT: >>183861713
a-any drawfags willing to draw Vlad birthday p-pics for m-money?
>>183880757
m-maybe
>>183880782
my debit card is blocked but I have moni in my paypal
>>183880648
I have a story for you
do you want to hear it?
>>183880845
k imma do a mediocre mspaint, gibe 100 bux
>>183880885
:/
wait a minute u tryna scam me
who ready for skt getting btfo
xth for Syndra
>>183880648
>Reading last thread
>People pretending AD midlaners stomp AP midlaners
Ya'll fucking weird.
>>183881291
>seekers is ridiculous effective
>the inherent advantage of being ranged over a melee
>AD Assassins only seen primarily when Lethality is good due to Fizz,Ahri,Ekko and Leblanc still doing the job but actually having half decent wave clear
its baffling really
Lulu is the cutest! THE CUTEST!
Someone want to fast climb with me onr TR?
https://tr.op.gg/summoner/userName=Vozmi%20moe%20teplo
NUrgot isFUN
His ult isSCARY
>There are people in this thread who don't want to cum inside Dark Lux
Hows the new Urgot lads? Any good? Can someone link the stats?
>>183881291
>Be middlelaner
>always get top
>>183882009
literally 2 posts above you, you dumb tomatoposter
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ijMpJjt9GI
New Urgot is shit lmao that old urgot played was right
Dumb question, is urgot worth a ban in ranked now or no?
>Both old Sejuani and Urgot used to be hypercarries
>Now they are just glorified meatwalls
>>183882232
yea cause its day 1
hes worth a ban for at LEAST a week just so shitters cant play him in ranked
>>183882036
Cmon lad, I dont want to see no cherrycoated post game screens. Is he good or not?
>>183882236
>Urgot
>Hypercarry
Nigga what?
>>183881921
>there are people in this thread that find monogamy strange
>>183882232
New champions should always be banned, even if they're underpowered. Especially if they're underpowered.
>>183882232
No one knows how to play him or against him so ye , he isn't that strong top lane anyway so you figure it out
>>183882284
he'sFUN
pretty good in the right hands/if you're not retarded but i've only played mirror matchespost more bratyuruyuri will never gets4
>>183882307
You just need Manamune, Warmog's and Black Cleaver to kill everything.
>>183882152
What do poros produce that needs to be farmed?
NASUS BUFFS?
Why did Riot make Sona so big?
>>183882368
>Definition of a Win Lane Lost Game champion
>Hypercarry
I love Jhin!
>>183882534
I also love strong champions.
>>183882393
Wool that can be used to knit comfy oversized sweaters of course!
>>183882368
>Warmogs
What the fu...
Alright, listen. Urgot was not a hypercarry. The games that you built warmogs 3rd item are probably the games that you
were massively ahead because your enemy was retarded.
Warmogs isnt a bad item, but those 3 items couldnt put him in hypercarry mode.i should know, ive tried it
>>183881776
BUMP
>No Lulu's abusive family members champion
>a bullying tsundere sister who hates Lulu but is secretly jealous
>no creepy uncle who molested her
>no creepy dad who molested her
>no dumb mom who ignored her pleads for help
>>183882319
>there are humans alive today who think monogamy is normal
Shugi shugi shugi
>>183882475
Sona is bigger than MF!
>>183882618
Seriously kill yourself. I choose Lulu to get AWAY from thinking about my stupid family. Lulu is purity, cuteness, healing for the soul!
>ziggs gets a new skin and a buff
Uninstalled.
Urgot seems fun, gotta try it.
>be me, gp adc
>struggle in lane
>end up 15/3 and 2-shot people late
>yar-har and parley jokes, laughing with friends too hard
>enemy wanted to report draven
>mfw
>>183882643
>there are humans alive today who haven't found someone they want to devote themselves to completely
shiggy diggy doo wop
>>183882717
surely they werent as bad as Lulu's
You can't choose your family but at least your old enough to not have to deal with them if you dont want to buddy
>>183882663
Would Sonafags still love Sona if she was swole?
>>183882750
>Dragon Trainer Tristana comes out, legendary skin, cute as fuck, lots of people would buy it
>Tristana was garbage tier ADC for an entire year, sub 50% winrate for basically all of season 6 outside of the one patch where Rageblade was broken
>>183882819
If I would need to choose somebody and needed to be a League champ I'd choose Rek'Sai
>SKT will go 4-0 this week because ROX and EEW are fucking garbage
>haha told you guys they would bounce back, SKT 4th worlds championship incoming :)
Someone explain to me what a vanguard is so I can see on a scale of 1-10 how bad i'm gonna hate the new one.
>>183882819
You have a mental illness.
I'm so very glad you possess an internal value system which enables you to survive despite your condition and maybe even thrive, emotionally, at least. That's great. I think it's just awesome. But at the end of the day you're still a schizoid freak fantasizing about a big breasted mute.
>>183883187
read as "initiator"
>>183882836
i still have legal battles to win bro
new urgot sucks, SUCKS
Got me
>people still pretend that renecton is balanced
>>183883393
Ok nigga, goddamn. Take your (You) and go play Xerath, since you clearly only
liked Urgot for his range.
he's
he's gone
my son
I wanna CUDDLE and PROTECT Lulu!
how'd i do boys
>>183883673
>reverse trinity is a new build
is nurgot OP or did I just get my ass kicked
>>183883673
>build for teamfight
>don't teamfight
>>183883773
You probably tried to engage on him when you didnt need to. What were you playing?
>>183883773
he's a shittier darius
>>183883780
eh my mid and bot were stomping, i was just testing stuff that might work better vs an armor-rushing Yorick
in my experiences regular build into Yorick just loses because its Yorick, thought i'd spice it up a bit.
it was successful for the most part, except due to my lack of MR he just sat there and I'd be dying to his ult while Yorick himself was dying to me
Best girl.
Best swimmer.
Best wife.
>Teleports behind you
Nothin' personal my dude
>>183884014
>best swimmer
>has to use a floatie
>>183884014
>best swimmer
>0 (ZERO!) olympic medal wins
>wear tubes to not drown
Uhhhhmmm guess again sweetie?
>ask for top lane
>dont get it
>lose
gee boss, i wonder why
>>183884116
It's not a teleport it's a short range blink.
what if
excecuting someone with urgot's ult healed him for the amount of hp they had left
>>183882663
Never.
>>183884014
And she's all MINE!
>>183884267
can i be yours too?
>battle boss brand litearlly looks like a megaman boss
>no fucking chroma for other robot masters
I just want gutsman brand riot
>no secret boss urgot skin
>>183884267
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0loO1wVVuCx
>>183884267
I want to impregnate her while she's floating
>>183884320
Psh, you don't need that loser babes, he plays fucking LULU
Come over here
>>183884395
oh boo fucking hoo, a champ with a recent skin within 3 fucking years didn't get a chroma skin :(((((((
>>183884449
but i love kevin..
>>183884406
oh wow
>>183884406
this is the best couple
>>183883215
Don't worry anon, I'm doing quite well.
Haven't followed E-sports in a while
Can SKT still make worlds?
Why the F*CK do people go Stormraider's on Kayle who has a slow and a fast in her kit already?
>>183884524
yes
>>183884524
yes
Why no one wants to play with me :(
>>183884598
so she can walk up and past them to make absolutely certain they dont get away
>>183884647
No one here actually plays the game, but I might play with you depending on your server and rank.
>>183884515
KILL YOURSELF MERISHIT
Daily reminder that if you're in queue and you get a dodge, immediatly un-queue- and wait a then re-queue, have fun on never getting autofilled
so the optimal set up for urgod must be ad runes, thunderlord and then build black cleaver bruiser style?
i tried maxing w for dmg and shield, but i dont know if maxing q is better
>>183884320
o-ok
>>183884768
>thunderlords
>not fervor
>>183884765
Never fucking post this image again
>>183884765
You can still get autofilled in the next queue...
>>183884768
>>183884912
ths
fervor stacks super fast with his W
>>183884768
Try fervor. Everything has a total ad ratio, and your passive will appreciate the exra ad.
Max Q for poke and waveclear
>>183884912
i tought instaproc thunderlord was nice anon, im not the brightesti just want to spark a gameplay discussion so this thread is not full lulu cancer
Post something you like about your main, and something you hate.
I'll start.
Ekko
>I really like that he's a fun, mobile champ that can do pretty cool stuff if you're solid with him
>I really hate that in many circumstances, you absolutely must end the game early or he can suffer from zed levels of lategame falloff.
>>183884759
At the moment im going for d3+ tr to transfet it on euw
D5 current
>>183880648
Lulu's cute but they really need to rework lulu's ingame character it's so fucking horrendous. Her face is wider than a basketball.
I left
>>183884983
Okay, but why? What's the point besides flooding the thread with posts nobody is going to read?
>>183884983
Lee Sin
>His versatility makes him the most fun champion to play with
>What he does in a QRQEEWW (With AAs in the middle) a Warwick does better pressing R and smashing its head on the keyboard
>>183885105
what's the point of any post in this general? it's all retarded, it's either waifuposting, gayposting or bronzeposting, who gives a shit? might aswell stop making threads while we're at it
>>183884765
Its a shame. These internet models/prostitues turn their natural ass
into a sack of bricks because they inject their belly fat in their butts to keep an hourglass shape.
League of Legends
>>183885194
You're not wrong, but posts like these or retarded ass polls are even worse than that.
>>183885105
>>183885194
I read and consider every post.
EEW is so fucking bad.
>giving away maokai
>not picking a single tank in this meta
>>183885325
consider this post:
suck my tiny cock
>>183885298
Not really. I like reading what people say in posts like these. Stop projecting your dislikes onto lolg
>>183885350
>evolving R first on Kha
What did the blindman and draven do to Lulu after she stole the blue?
Did they empty their sacks?
apparently you can execute a full health braum if he tries to block the chains for urgot's execute
in this song at 0:50 anyone else here lulus voice in the background saying "I recommend skipping?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVbNyR5h6IQ
>>183885397
draven beheaded her with his axe from a long distance.
>censorship in my runes
>not even letters "FU" allowed
Explain this loltodlers?
>>183885370
We're all in this together anon.
Lucian
>waveclear, poke, wins early most matchups, fun with many builds.
>range
>>183885589
now post a webm of it getting censored, shitposter
>>183885370
How big is it, Anon?
>>183885652
just try it
C U T E
A S
H E C K
Is cuck posting still a thing?
>>183885683
It's not big, it's below average I think but i've never looked into cock sizes
How do I learn to austically main a champion lads
I always get bored after awhile with a champion and switch to a different one.
My most is 110k on kindred.
I got like 90k of that last year when she was meta.
Im also semi afraid of becoming one of those people that have 200k on their main yet are hardstuck in gold
Help, lolg. What's a good IGN for a healslut main?
I.E. Janna, Nami, Soraka, Sona, etc
>>183886097
SealHlut
>>183886097
BPD_Girl
>>183886093
>200k but hardstuck in gold
there are people with 1m+ champs in bronze and silver, don't worry about it.
>>183885102
aaaaaand i won
What champion is closest to "witch doctor" kind of feel?
WHO APPROVED THIS
this shit takes up half the fucking lane
>>183886245
that would be nazeebo
>>183886250
Another P2W skin
B E S T
G I R L
>arcade event
>arcade chromas
>but not for Sona
Sad days
Imagine Arcade Sona with pink or green or blue or red etc etc hair. wew lad
What carry top laners are meta right now?
>>183886632
Akali
>>183886632
Flipping man of piltover
Big sword hobo
Thick scissor leg lady
2 for 1 yordle
Large void creature of true damage
Spear chucker of infinite mana
Dog of many stacks
>>183886050
I'm sure it's still pretty big and could still make me very happy, Anon!
>>183886632
>rene, camile, jax and tanks
>>183886776
i'm not sure it'd reach your prostate
>>183886632
camille and jax
>two ezreal picks in a row after his slight Q buff
He's still garbage, STOP picking him please.
>>183886862
I bet it does!
Just hit diamond 4, only about 100 games played, feels so good to be good
>Graves two shotting my carry
>not fed, only built ad
>dies like a bruiser
>infinite dashes
>his W is the most obnoxious cc ever created
Cool champ Riot XDeee
>>183886938
th-thanks anon, when can we try it?
>>183887120
Anytime you like!
I miss playing my Frost DK.
I want to ____ the bloodman
>want to play lol
>my ping is always between 150-400 ms
i can't wait to get out of this rotting pile of shit
>>183887227
about now would be nice.
THE CITY OF SKT
>Still no Patrick Bateman as a Champion
What's your excuse?
#justbotgamethings
>>183887396
who is vlad
>>183887380
Alright, let's get down to it then!
>>183887254
i miss having fun playing MMOs.
>>183887479
I miss having fun in general.
>>183887454
o-okay
*unzips dick*
>>183887547
I miss not wanting to kill myself everyday.
>look up replays for [champion] to see how people lane
>nine times out of ten the guy has the jungler come by at level 3 for first blood and it just snowballs from there
why is plat 1 so easy guys
>>183887645
Same.
So I log in today and patch the game and now I can't play because it's apparently downloading the game with an ETA on 90 min. (I'm in client but can't play)
What the actual fuck is going on
>>183880648
>Game bugsplats before the login screen
>went to the bathroom so i couldn't try to reconnect
>game got remaked
>i got the 20 min wait penalty
I didn't want to play your game anyway riot
I main Bard and people always tell me on champion select that is a useless support and i should play Janna (The most boring champion on the game).
Why is the average plat player so retarded ?
>>183883773
hes bad as fuck
>>183884147
swimmers actually have the ugliest looking bodies jesus
they should've just had him in jeans and a shirt
Omega squad twich or trist?
>>183887882
because you need to be good at him to make him work and in plat you don't get a ton of good bards.
t.plat player who's sick of getting fucked by bard supports not landing any q's and landing the shittiest ults possible
>>183887882
>play bard, ivern, or morde
>people doubt me
why...
>>183888071
dafuq are you talking about that's one solid figure
>>183888071
Its theorized that he is such a good swimming because of his weird, slightly "deformed" body proportions
>>183888087
huh? obviously whichever you play more of
jesus christ dont tell me you ar a fotm picker............
so what do i max on nugot? i feel like w is best because it's the main source of damage but maybe q for the poke and lock on?
>>183888145
what are you meaning as solid?
his body is strong and full of muscle and shows intense dedication to his sport, but it definitely isn't aesthetically pleasing in the slightest
when do new skins come out
>>183888290
w max
q max is for tardbois
>>183888395
payday so friday or saturday I guess
So those Nasus ult buffs are pretty much "I have 300 stacks dont leave me alone top or all your towers are gone."
I mean it is nice later in the game but he is still Nasus.
>>183888256
Nah I actually own both champs and play them a lot. I just can't decide which looks better overall for the price
Riot games in full effect
>>183888673
Glad I will no longer be held hostage in an unwinnable game by 4 other paint huffers
Needed this feature for a while
>>183888673
what the fuck?
>>183888543
>mfw they literally gave Nasus old last whisper as an AoE ability.
C A M I L L E
see u in 12 hours lolgfuck graveyard shift
>>183888810
i wish we had old last whisper still
>non promos
>everything goes reasonably well, people pick fine, games are carryable
>promos
>afk after first blood, people literally running it down mid, "haha dont worry im a god at AP shaco top"
>>183888758
Remakes almost always succeed even if people vote no.
>B-but five votes!
The person reconnected after the vote was made available.
Should I buy Vel'Koz?
Is he fun
>>183888337
He is lean, muscular and broad shouldered. Not the best I've seen but far above average.
What is your definition of a nice bod?
>>183888810
too bad you can walk/dash out of it.
>>183889070
Yes
So, the takeover by Tencent was a bad or good thing in the end?
what happened?
>>183888948
working in a graveyard sounds p cool honestly
I'd love to just sit in my backhoe digging holes all day.
>>183889302
graveyard shift means he works very late into the night you dumbass
doesnt have to be a graveyard
Average game on Tr diamond lul
>>183889175
All's good if you're hitting a tank that's going for your carry. You're forcing him to reposition/disengage or get shredded. Such a shame it'd be a pain in the ass to draft Nasus and an AD carry jungler like Kindred, since you'd lack sources of hard cc. .
>>183889391
why call it a graveyard if there is no graveyard involved
are you telling me when girls invite me over for coffee they aren't going to have coffee?
>try out Nurgot
>hes shit
mfw, who thought that making him shoot himself in the leg was a good idea
CAUSE THEY'RE JUST MY SHITTY TEAMMATES BABY
YEAH THEY'RE JUST MY SHITTY TEAMMATES BABY
TAKING MY KILLS AND CS BABY
FROM ME
>>183889079
>lean, muscular and broad shouldered
that alone doesn't make it look good
his proportions make it a little odd in the photo as they're weird naturally, but there's minimal definition in his chest, shoulders and legs.
his V-taper ends up with an odd angle and there's a disconnect at the sides of his stomach(?) (above hips) to the v-taper itself.
before someone says
>durr he's a swimmer not a bodybuilder
i fully understand that and know that's why there isn't as much definition there, but that doesn't change the fact.
>>183889460
Do you have autism?
I NEED PICTURES OF TAHM, IMMEDIATELY
I've run out of tahms and he's going to win if I don't get more.
Nurgot is good anons, if you are bad at the game dont blame the champion.
>>183889257
Tencent has 0 control on the real gameplay in league, the two main keys "muh esports" and "muh skins" were essentially created by Riot itself. Riot is literally so jewish and spent most of the money on esports and "comment-creating" and just hired dipshit like every Rioter on reddit and Dr.Lyte to control the quality ctual game experience.
>kindred buff got reverted
they really don't want to see her
>>183889431
You'd think a sane person would dodge a Yasuo and a Lee Sin, but on top of that his name is ''Mid Laner Dog'' which indicates his oxygen flow to the brain is quite low.
You brought this on yourself.
>>183889683
thank god, I dont want people to pay attention to them, meanwhile I'm collecting free wins
>>183889515
post pics of your ideal body
>>183889637
http://lol.reactor.cc/tag/Tahm+Kench
>>183889621
no, you took the last of my stock
>>183887565
It's a lot bigger than you think!
>tfw every boring top lane champ is gonna be buffed for the "muh extended fights"
>>183889716
i have 30min dodgetimer at the moment
>>183886245
I have heard my boy gazebo does that shtick
>>183889758
what do you want me to post?
an ideal body that I could achieve personally?
what I consider the peak of the male form?
not are you ignoring my points in a likely attempt to deflect it via insulting what i might consider an "ideal" body, you haven't even asked a specific question
So when is the Fiora of botlane (Vayne) getting nerfed?
>>183890090
>what I consider the peak of the male form?
this
>not are you ignoring my points in a likely attempt to deflect it via insulting what i might consider an "ideal" body, you haven't even asked a specific question
well if you consider his body lacking in a way then you are comparing it to some ideal which I would like to see
>>183890206
You're joking, right?
>>183890206
Just play Caitlyn and stop crying anon
>>183890206
Get it right anon, she's the Nasus of bot lane. Bot lane doesn't have a Fiora
>>183890240
>well if you consider his body lacking in a way then you are comparing it to some ideal
I'm not comparing it to an "ideal"
his body looks less impressive than someone that just gyms for a few years
>people still do not realize that nasus is as obnoxious as vayne and yasuo as a teammate
>vayne and yasuo are bad because they trap autistic kids in and let them to "muh outplay time" and die every 3 min
>nasus and tryn are bad because they trap autistic kids in and let them “muh late game splitpush” and force them afk farm for 25 min
>the only difference is that nasus actually have a thicker chance for winning in low elo even the worst players are playing him but yas/vayne would just die in 1v3 nonstop and lose the game before 30min
>>183890459
you're contradicting yourself here
>>183890543
I don't believe I am, explain?
>>183890485
Nasus this patch is gonna be busted as fuck at least. Good chance he's gonna be pick ban in low elo and win games even in high
>4gb patch for shit I don't care about and will literally never use
nice
>>183890026
time to rank up that secondary account, anon
>>183890645
>And Tahm still isn't getting fixes or buffs.
>>183890710
Tahm's already picked often in pro play I don't see why he would need buffs
>tfw literally every normal sounding name is taken
>>183890584
>"his body isn't good"
>get asked to define good
>"I'm not comparing it to a good body"
>>183891131
one, I didn't say his body isn't good
two, it's not contradicting anything I said.
>>183890612
i think busted is a little too kind. he is still nasus mind you, just deny him farm and kite him and he cant do a whole lot. that ult buff is pretty much at 300+ stacks he can spam sheen q's on tower and kill it with ease.
>>183889891
I wanted you to make fun of my small dick you faggot.
>>183891298
>one, I didn't say his body isn't good
>>183888071
I'm done desu
>>183890612
Maybe in silver elo but he will still get kited to shit. His split pushing will be much stronger due to him being able to 1v1 tankier dudes though
ded thread ded game
>>183891524
don't bother trying to construct a counterpoint if you have trouble reading the original point you little faggot
>>183891713
Still early in burger time
>>183891424
But that would be cruel, Anon!
I have no idea what I'm doing edition
>>183891845
Either make fun of my small dick or i'm never replying to you again
BREAKING NEWS
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Any way to speed up league installation (Not download speed, but the applying patches part)? I dont have SSD and its pissing me off how applying patches take hours and then just freeze my computer anyway
>can create more items sets now
whoah
>>183892162
He said "fanfic time! Squealll" then said Kayn did have a crush on Zed
I bet this will get to him somehow in the office and he'll be in trouble or have a "talk"
>>183892069
Okay, fine! It's only decently sized. Are you happy now?!
>>183892296
get better parts
>>183892069
You have a useless little baby dick. Pitiful little thing could never please a real woman, never mind a gay trap. I bet it makes you hard, huh, just thinking about it? Pathetic little man.
Also, League of Legends.
I want to play off-meta supports.
First pick nasus here.What do against kled and what to max first?
I want to
>>183890704
wanna duo?
I gotta say, urgots ultimate is hella fun
>>183892906
You are hella fun, Anon!
>>183892894
worship pantyhose
>>183892951
Shut up, baby. I know it.
>>183886894
>>183886856
>Camille
I thought she wasn't very good?
>>183892906
yeah brutal savage rekt hehe xd nice meme
>>183892894
Sniff her thighs and asshole.
>>183892906
>just got done with a game where i removed a jhin from existence with a max range nugot r
shits better than drugs
>>183892894
Play with her cute little feet!
>>183893136
She loses lane hard to anyone competent on most top lane champions, but after 2 items you basically can't be in a side lane alone against her. Tri alone make her dangerous if she hasn't shat the bed entirely
>>183892815
Thanks anon. Do you wanna play off-meta supports with me in the bot lane?
>>183892464
Say it's cute and that you wanna play with it and kiss it.
So I,'ll say it. I take Fiddle mid and max terrify\drain\crows. I start with the magic shank and if I am against an assassin I rush armbrace.
AND ITS FUN
>>183892962
>>183893217
>>183893278me too!
>both support and adc are autofilled
>vs 80% wr bot lane duo
sasuga matchmaking
>>183893343
> Champs who are useful only for the duration of their R
> Fun
Pick one
>>183893343
You should be maxing EQW
>launcher stuck at 232mb of 207 needed
What the fuck? What even is this patch?
>>183893447
>implying
>>183893449
Mmaybe, I prefer having a maxed fear for peeling damage,dealers off me and helping my early ganks when I R Q E
>>183893535
>it'll be like 800mb lol - riot
>downloading 3 fucking gig right now
>like camille
>trinity into tank seems good
>no clue what I'm doing
>people die
alright
>>183893717
>lvl 1 damage abilities at lvl 6
heh nothin personel damage dealers
>>183893814
no one gives a fuck to your gameplay and you are worse than pixelbutts
kys
>>183893814
Why are you still posting ARAMs?
>>183893814
Camille is pretty cool, now post pictures of your dick.
>>183894081
I agree, dick pictures are always nice.
>rolled giant enemy crab urgot a while back
>its now his best skin
Ayee
>>183893814
>IRL FRIENDS (0/18)
Fucking normie
So how do you decide if you go red kayn or blue kayn?
>>183894186
>enemy has tanks/HP stackers --> Red for %HP damage stacking
>enemy has mostly squishies/no HP stackers ---> Blue for bonus damage
>>183894186
You just always go red. The knock up is better than anything in blues kit
>>183894051
>>183893978
you forgot
>playing league of legends
>>183894443
League of Legends is a pretty nice game if you ask me.
>>183894163
Its got the best splash by far by battleast is still far better
>>183894513
I agree. I like talking about League of Legends games in the League of Legends general
>>183894595
Same, but I also enjoy discussing dicks in the League of Legends general from time to time. Do you like dicks, Anon?
>>183894595
>>183894443
thing is nobody gives a shit how your aram games are going. Nobody cared since 2013 and nobody will ever care. Wow you wrecked people with camille in a gamemode that single digit IQ retards play????? woooow. Try to impress us with ap riven aram next anon so we can tell you to fuck off again
>>183894660
Hell yeah. I like them small and cute or big thick and veiny. Well-kept or completely fucked up due to a degenerate life of constant masturbation. No homo tho.
>>183894595
how do you feel aboutCLIMBINGin League of Legends?
>>183894715
>being this buttmad about some anon having fun
this autism almost rivals the one of Smash fags
>>183894785
Nice, I see that you've got some great taste! I, too, like all kinds of dicks!
>>183894715
I care about your games anon. I'm interested if you want to share.
I also did genuinely want to talk a bit about how to build camille, so it wasn't just shitposting, just mostly shitposting. But it's all in good fun anon.
holy fucking shit how is kled allowed to be in its current state?
hurp durp i have 2 life bars because reasons oh btw when i lose the pet i am invulnerable and untargetable because reasons XDDD
>>183885589
>>183885652
He's not lying, however...
>name my janna page "Slut"
>displays as "****"
>rename to "Shieldslut"
>displays just fine
>>183886097
Just give yourself a female sounding name and pretend you're an e-grill.inb4 you ARE an e-grill
>>183895087
are you by chance the autistic renekton posters who posts the same webm every day?
>>183895087
>ahaha it's a yordle riding a chocobo! ahaha I'm loving this!
>ahaha nice job Riot! le upboat for you!
>my gf drew a cute picture of it! ahaha
>>183895202
>buying runes just before the system fuckup
>>183895202
Jesus ma dude, this is real cringe.
>>183895202
>AP quints
>not MS quints
plebian shieldslutter stay off my Janna
>>183895276
>>183895258
no i am the first time nasus player anon above who got rekt by kled when i had ignite even though the agressive faggot misplayed
no wonder people hate top lane when shit like that is allowed to be in its current form
red pill me on Super Metroid.
>>183895370
did you not hear?
any and all runes you buy from this point on until the system update will be entirely refunded when new rune system hit.
You can buy 10k IP's worth of runes right now and you will get that 10k IP when the new runes reforged rolls out
>>183895506
autistic
0-4 Zed
5-9 Vel'Koz
>>183895547
That's stupid, you wanna know why that's stupid? because champion prices are going to skyrocket
>>183895506
pedo
>>183895506
A pretty good metroidvania game.
Although I prefer Metroid Fusion.
>>183895370
I have nothing else to spend IP on besides that and buying more champion shards and I have a stash of those already.
>>183895379
It's OK because I'm only doing it I R O N I C A L LY
>>183895386
I'm running no potions no boots no sightstone janna for the memes, just coin upgrade into 3 forbidden idol items into dcap seraphs for 1k shield and pretending I'm an e-grill.
>>183895506
Triforce of courage in the trinity of metroidvanias. Absolutely worth a play to this day, go through it without spoilers and walkthroughs for as long as you possibly can.
How do I play Ryze in the year 2017?
is candy cane miss fortune some sort of rare skin? returning oldfag here
I want to massage Janna's ears!
I want to tune Sona's instrument!
I want to sharpen and polish Camille's legswords!
I want to bake cupcakes for Cait's yordle snap traps!
I want to groom Valor for Quinn!
I want to properly clean and lubricate Miss Fortune's firearms!
I want to care for and groom Sejuani's Bristle!
I want to give Riven a place to sleep!
I want to buy Ashe a Mathews compound bow because she is thin and lithe and it's probably hard for her to be constantly drawing a longbow!
I want to trim Tayliah's eyebrows because she's actually pretty cute!
I want to wash Kalista's feet and then buy her some shoes because she always walks around barefoot and that's dangerous!
I want to buy Vayne a nice silver necklace but then have her melt it down for more Silver Bolts because she has no concept of affection or novelty!
I want to provide psycohtherapy for Jinx!
I want to attend Karma's yoga class!
I want to practice fencing with Fiora!
I want to clean Kayle's armor and help her put it on like a squire!
I want to spray water into the air with the sprinklers and Lux can shoot light through it to make a rainbow!
I want to make a big swimming pool in my backyard so Nami can be comfortable!
I want to make a greenhouse with Zyra!
I want to watch the sunrise with Leona!
I want to watch the moonrise with Diana!
I want to shear Soraka when her coat gets too long!
I want to give Morgana a cook book so she can stop burning her cookies at her bakery!`
I want to teach Ahri about being human and be there to remind her to stop eating people's souls!
I want to box with Vi!
I want to advocate for half-dragon rights in Demacia for Shyvanna!
I want to oil Orianna's joints!
I want to play Hide n' Go Seek with LeBlanc!
I want to groom Nidalee in cat form!
I want to eat a popsicle with Lissandra!
I want to protect Lulu from pedophiles on 4chan!
I want to go treasure hunting with Sivir and be on her archealogical crew!
I want to play dodgeball with Syndra!
>>183896779
do not
>Get absolutely dumpstered in lane
>Check their profile after game
>Silver 5
>>183896475
>>183896750
Not him but are there any recommended ways to play it. I'm eyeballing one of those mini SNES's but knowing Nintendo they'll understock again and it will be fucked hard to get one
>get invited to korean friends house for a party
>full or cute asian girls
>a small group of us are at the back of his house drinking
>someone brings up LoL
>one guy mentions he is challanger
>all the girls simultaneously gasp and stare at him
>visibly gushing over him with eyes full of lust
>they all give him there ign and beg him to play with them
this is no joke you can actually get asian girls with elotfw only silver 5
>>183897032
just emulate this shit
>Daniel """""Z"""" Klein releases another mess of a champion
>Hehe cant wait to be in the spoltight again for a mome-
>Gets completely overshadowed by rework of a champion released six years ago
>>183896880
I want to replace Urgot's colostomy bags and upgrade his hardware.
>>183891850
I mean it's aram
>>183897106
Sameness ting happened to Illaoi.
Although Kayn is actually popular as fuck according to playrates
>>183896880
I want to aggressively massage Sonas big heavy chest!
>>183897063
yeah, but they'll never love you for you.
>>183897182
yes but considering how daniel considers this to be his masterwork, thats pretty funny
>>183897032
Emulate it, make sure you either have a controller you can use, or a keyboard with anti-ghosting (or rebind keys until you get a setup where you can press 3-4 keys at once without it ghosting).
>tfw 55 minute game
>nasus on one team cho on the other
in the end I (the nasus) just got in a slap fight with the chogath and urgot adc popped off and got a quadra
sometimes this games pretty fun
>>183897106
>>Daniel """""Z"""" Klein releases another mess of a champion
Its gonna sound like an aplogist but when Rhaast is good enough to not be broken turbo cancer and the only fault seems to be Shadow Assassin just not doing enough damage then your champion wasnt super clumsy.
Look at release fucking Ekko and tell me more about an actual fucked up release
>>183897106
>implying what he did is not completely copying 3 skills from other champs and one ult from dota
>tfw Riot always places you on the losing team
Nice fucking game
>>183897334
Ekko was a fucked up concept not release
That nigga will never be balanced
I want to find Lulu and ask her if I can lewd her and if she says no do it anyway, then keep her as a cute pet to cuddle with and feed dogfood.
Lulu VU when lads
I get the overall reference for Ziggs, what about Brand and Malz though?
>>183897536
Same, even if I'm winning.
>New Urgot is mechanical Senator Armstrong
I'm alright with this.
How do Ashefags feels about the fact that she's canonically married?
She's easily one of the hottest characters, and seems like a good person too, but tryn is a dumb barbarian.
>>183897893
BARBED
>>183897893
It's a political marriage, i'm her real husband
>>183897746
What's wrong with Ekko as a concept?
>the support during the deciding match in your plat promos is a gold 5 Kat with a 35% WR
>gives firstblood to draven
I didn't want to leave anyway
>>183897805
I'm not taking this bait.
>>183898021
You just did.
act like a redditor towards the new patch
>>183898021
you fool
you already have
>>183897893
She's destined to have sex she doesnt really want to have for the rest of her life due to a political marriage, as an abuse lover it turns me on, in her early twenties not realizing the amount of loads she will have to take in her lifetime.
Not to mention if they lose the war, those trolls have needs too.
>currentlt 0-4 in my placements
JUST
>>183898085
Riot ruined Duskblade, I can't get free wins anymore, reeeeeeeeee!
>>183897746
He's balanced right now you mouth breather
>7-2 as pantheon
>urgot is 0-4
>try to 1v1 him
>he absolutely destroyed me
thanks riot you really know how to balance a champ
>>183898156
if you're a new player, you probably belong in bronze so hope you go 0-10 so you can get there faster instead of having to demote a bunch of times!
>>183898085
>ori is the most balanced champ
>>183897893
>>183898103
How violently does Trynd rape her?
>>183898085
Just tried the new Cho'Gath. They killed him. He's Eve level bad
>>183898085
Ahri needs some buffs guys in this new duskblade meta Im STRUGGLING to obtain a win
also hes a shitty paint image of a food themed skin xD
upboat pls
>>183898434
Literally just build a duskblade
>>183898085
>chogath is not op, you just dodge his CC and pink ward his ult
>nasus is very weak in early game and you can kite him in late
>>183898103
She's the protagonist of the Freljord, it seems unlikely she loses.
I kind of like the idea of the watchers coming back, and the 3 sisters putting aside their differences and joining forces against something that's actually evil, and finding out that ruling together isn't so bad. A lame cliche I know, but it's still nice and a cliche for a reason.
Also that seems bad anon, if she's your waifu then you should want what's best for her.
>>183897980
What does tryn say about this?
How you building newgot, lads? Cleaver>mallet>deaths dance feels pretty good
>>183892894
I want to get stepped on by her
>>183898156
ANON!
dont give up!
no matter your placement you can still CLIMB!
i BELIEVE in you!
Okay...so after the whole Felmyst/Gummy shitstorm I can no longer stomach playing on WoW private servers, problem is that was my main time sink
I am currently downloading League again, i've played it for a long time (started at open beta) I left like...3-4 years ago, I know they've pretty much changed EVERY champion so I wont recognize anything
Should I even bother playing? or should I just finally commit sudoku? thanks /lolg/
I'd like to add that I'm a friendless semi-tryhard, never really cared for ranked or esports
Post and rate.
>>183898306
I'm kind of new
played in beta and s1 and just recently got back into it
games didn't feel very winnable tho, got autofilled twice and the other 2 games had teammates that flame/int after they died once
>ctrl+F CLIMB
>3 results
>close this thread
>>183898585
still bronze?
>>183898685
That's the soloq experience, enjoy.
>>183898668
>no mastery 7
5/10
>>183884983
Kassadin
>Can't die once you hit level 6 unless you run out of mana
>>183898597
>>183898685
this is a really bad game with shit devs, stay away, do not get rehooked. it's going down the shitter at an exponential rate.
>>183898539
>3 sisters
But Lissandra knows what they're like and still wants to bring them back. I doubt she will change sides
>>183898085
>why buffing *insert top lane champ* his *insert skill* has no counterplay and he has 50.5% right now
So how much longer do we have to climb this season? I tilted down to s5 recently and don't think I'm getting my free skin
>>183898742
should be B2 by tonight!
My climb is slow but thats because there's a LOT i have to learn!
>>183897992
Time boy's got it all. Waveclear, mobility, two forms of sustain, soft CC, hard CC, brains, a pretty face, delicious body, gigantic dick, fun play style and so on. He will gladly break game balance anytime the raw numbers allow it.
normally im not a "waifufag" but lets all stop bullshiting for once and agree Trist is best girl.
>>183898597
You get a lot more shit for free or severely discounted prices if you play your cards right
>>183898916
>simple yes or no question
>image + 3 lines of superfluous text
just another avatarfag now.
>>183898773
8/10 pretty cool guy
What the fuck is this? it says downloading matches what the fuck is that, is there a way to stop it?
Does anyone have a numbered list of the champions in this game? I need it for a project, but it's a secret project.
>>183897775
>feed her dog food
you're suppose to feed her sweets anons.
>>183899084
I doubt the gutter slut can tell the difference, taste buds too used to cum and shit.
>>183899084
no...
>omega squad skins still not released
>>183899234
did give her the sex
>>183898085
all memes aside the Nasus bbuffs are actually over the top.
getting soulfired and blackcleavered then having like 150 armor removed is actual bullshit
Ive seen nothing but nonstop Cinderhulk Jungle Nasus's the past 10+ games.
Its becoming ""tank meta"" again because Riot is giving massive buffs to tanky characters like Cho,Mundo and Nasus without compensating the anti items.
>>183899004
>now
When has he not been one?
>>183899358
>Mundo
He should be buffed, he's pretty terrible at every level other than Bronze.
>Cho
Same as above, before these buffs he was terrible at every level other than bronze
>Nasus
I'm noticing a pattern here....
Really they are just being buffed up to be worthwhile compared to Zac, Maokai, etc.
>>183898917
> He will gladly break game balance anytime the raw numbers allow it
And the numbers right now are absolutely fine
This phrase could be used on any champion
>>183899256
Who cares about those mediocre skins
>tfw don't have a single victory in my match history
>>183899358
I was really surprised by the buffs. I think nasus and garen should stay as noob characters that new players play to learn the game. They shouldnt be buffed to become competitive
Lulu is my STAR!
I'm her GUARDIAN!
>>183899054
(1/3?)
1 Alistarthe Minotaur
2 Anniethe Dark Child
3 Ashethe Frost Archer
4 Fiddlesticksthe Harbinger of Doom
5 Jax, Grandmaster at Arms
6 Kaylethe Judicator
7 Master Yithe Wuju Bladesman
8 Morgana, Fallen Angel
9 Nunuthe Yeti Rider
10 Ryzethe Rune Mage
11 Sionthe Undead Juggernaut
12 Sivirthe Battle Mistress
13 Sorakathe Starchild
14 Teemothe Swift Scout
15 Tristanathe Yordle Gunner
16 Twisted Fatethe Card Master
17 Warwickthe Uncaged Wrath of Zaun
18 Singedthe Mad Chemist
19 Zileanthe Chronokeeper
20 Evelynnthe Widowmaker
21 Twitchthe Plague Rat
22 Tryndamerethe Barbarian King
23 Karthusthe Deathsinger
24 Amumuthe Sad Mummy
25 Cho'Gaththe Terror of the Void
26 Aniviathe Cryophoenix
27 Rammusthe Armordillo
28 Veigarthe Tiny Master of Evil
29 Kassadinthe Void Walker
30 Gangplankthe Saltwater Scourge
31 Taricthe Shield of Valoran
32 Malphite, Shard of the Monolith
33 Jannathe Storm's Fury
34 Blitzcrankthe Great Steam Golem
35 Dr. Mundothe Madman of Zaun
36 Katarinathe Sinister Blade
37 Corkithe Daring Bombardier
38 Nasusthe Curator of the Sands
39 Heimerdingerthe Revered Inventor
40 Shacothe Demon Jester
41 Udyrthe Spirit Walker
42 Nidaleethe Bestial Huntress
43 Poppy, Keeper of the Hammer
44 Gragasthe Rabble Rouser
45 Pantheonthe Artisan of War
46 Mordekaiserthe Iron Revenant
47 Ezrealthe Prodigal Explorer
48 Shenthe Eye of Twilight
49 Kennenthe Heart of the Tempest
50 Garenthe Might of Demacia
51 Akalithe Fist of Shadow
52 Malzaharthe Prophet of the Void
53 Olafthe Berserker
54 Kog'Mawthe Mouth of the Abyss
55 Xin Zhaothe Seneschal of Demacia
>>183899614
how
what elo/role
do you play while masturbating?
>>183898920
and taliyah is best daughterfu
I wonder if riot's matchmaking system is aware of which players are more likely to throw a game, and if it just keeps putting more and more of them with you until your wr is balanced out.
I wanna cook meth with Lulu!
>>183899614
It's ok anon we can make it
>>183898569
Me too!
>>183899696
Silver 3. Top lane.
>>183898668
>>183898920
>fetishizing literal children
>>183899614
I find this incredibly hard to believe.
>>183899951
I'm not sure you understand what the word "literal" means.
>>183899919
Splitpusher harder with Yorick m8
>>183898848
yeah, thanks for the reply, decided that i'm not gonna bother. have a good day!
I want to enslave and cage Riven, loving her with beatings and feeding her my semen!
>>183900107
>Yorick
>Splitpushing
Not as effective as Trynd to be honest.
>>183898668
basedjungler/10
>>183898773
9/10
let's hope this chogath nerf is enough to placate the plat and diamond nerds who autoban him because he's banned in competitive. I'll kill myself if he gets the zac treatment
>>183900117
you too m8
Are Nasus and Urgot ban worthy?
Also has anyone played against Sivir yet? Her Q buff seems strong AF. In another country so can't play.
>>183900217
You're the kind of toplaner I dream about
t. junglebab.
>>183899951
Tristana is an adult
>>183900181
why
>>183900217
you seem like the type to flame and grief your own team all game.
>>183900046
>>183900334
>b-but the lore s-says she's 18!!! it's okay if she's in my moon comics!!!
kek
>>183900267
Played against a Sivir and she didn't seem that good. I'm low elo though
>>183900383
But there is no Yasuo, Riven, Fiora or Lee Sin in there my dude.
>>183900383
>no tahm kench in there
>no riven or yasuo or any adc
>no singed
the only champ with that stereotype is nasus, what makes you say this
If I lose its because I engaged poorly or wasn't there when I needed to be
>>183899358
So much for the tank meta yet somehow the dedicated tank killer is nowhere to be seen.Can you guess who i am speaking of?
>>183900551
>>183900582
I said flame and grief, not feed.
>>183900357
Why not? It's something I want to do, and have an quenching desire to use cute girls however I like.
Disposing of her would be hard. Either I break her into baring my lineage or I cannibalize her. Both are pretty tough choices.
>>183898668
>>183900582
is tahm a toxic player champ?
>>183900495
If the lore says she's an adult, then you're just plain wrong. There's nothing left to argue.
>>183900709
>the lore says this 6 year old girl is a 10000000000 year old dragon goddess officer there's nothing to discuss
I can't wait for people playing Urgot to inevitably feed the shit out of Rammus because they don't turn W off when he rolls up into them.
>>183900649
*unquenching
But my point is still there.
>>183900691
He's a griefing champ
>>183900634
You didn't answer my question
My biggest flaw would be giving up easily, but I don't flame or grief
>>183900691
ye, he has the most greif potential
can swallow ur carry at the worst times and basically guarantee a loss
>>183900671
>all females
Anon?
>>183900760
beat me to it
>>183898298
>letting him farm enough for his items
>trying to fight a scaling god
>>183899054
pastebin.com/9zkCkPex
>>183900760
>I'm right. Riot is wrong, even though it's their character that they created
That's what you're saying. Do you realize how retarded you sound?
>>183900850
Got a problem with it, anon?
>>183900671
Alpha bitches are still bitches.
>>183898298
he's a juggernaut
poke him down before fighting him or roam
stop blogposting goldie
>>183900995
If you jerk off to characters who look like children you are a pedophile
>>183900671
There's a lot of cancer in this image.
>>183898668
>transferring to NA like two years ago wiped my rank 5s with Poppy, Swain and Nautilus
>>183900983
>scaling god
He really is, i just watched him lose lane to nasus somehow and then outscale him.
Nasus. Outscale nasus.
when I play ww, do enemies see the red trail of my blood hunt?
>>183901124
>Trist looks like a child
I don't think you know what children look like, or you're just baiting me. Which is it?
>>183901402
No, the just see the mark over their head
>>183898668
Im working on filling that Mastery 6 gap withNautlius, Xayah, Sivir and either Camille or Ekko
>>183901509
Yordles are not thicc
It's time to face your delusion
>>183901632
>>183901374
Nasus isn't a fantastic scaler, contrary to common belief. There's only so much you can do with a Wither QQQ shtick. He's at his strongest during mid-game or at whatever point he can 1v1 and split push.
>>183899004
>>183899364
oh shove off. everything would be dull and grey if it was up to you complainer types. get the stick out of your ass
>>183901762
>b-b-but all my fanart!
after ardent censor what the fuck do i build on rakan
is censor basically required?
im guessing things like knights vow, locket, and redemption would be good?
they all seem fine to me but im a shitter and i have no idea
>>183901538
thanks
annie is a child go look at the models annie vs trist. trist is just a short woman idiots.
Thoughts on this Ahri I made in blender? Spent a good 2 hours on it, pretty proud of it.
>>183902236
3dpd with huge animu eyes/10
>wake up
>see these 2 cutes in your bedroom
wat do?
Keep in mind both are in top condition.
>>183902236
What's with her throat?
>>183902236
She's got a really thin neck. Like crazy thin.
>>183902236
this better be ironic
>>183902371
Cuddle&protect the Lulu! Annie can take care of herself i guess.
>another new irelia pic by afrobull
>>183902371
ping the rest of my team to do baron while I keep them botlane.
Okay I had a fun idea for a game with lolg.
Imagine every time someone made an account, they got a specialized custom champion made just for their account, that nobody else could ever play. To maintain balance let's just say it isn't allowed in Ranked or something. The rules are simple, go to Random.org and roll 1-136 six times. Those five numbers will get you the abilities of your champion corresponding to this pastebin https://pastebin.com/9zkCkPex. The order is of course, Passive, Q, W, E, R. The sixth role will determine your auto attack range. Even numbers is melee, odd numbers is ranged. For the sake of physical vs magic damage, you can choose the kind of damage your abilities do and adjust the scaling accordingly to make sure the kits are coherent.
How would you use your champion? What role/build would you play? What would you max first? Keep in mind everyones RNG kit is going to be weird and janky for the most part, so even if yours seems kind of crap, it might not be so bad
>>183898668
Solid jungle pool
>>183899934
riven and gp my nigga
>>183900217
kinda hipster except for darius and renekton
>>183900671
nice waifu collection
>>183901617
8/10 pretty solid
not sure if I want to go for Mastery 7 on another top laner or get cassio and TF up there
>>183902516
No, Anon. Just no.
>>183902591
cancer of toplane out of ten
>>183902236
Don't mirror the entire face, it makes it look really crap
>>183902236
ayy lmao tier face
Is my boy Nasus any good after the buffs?
cant play today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNgJChde4cc
I hope they do more remixes like this in the future. I gives things a nice little spin and keeps the "theme" of the game going.Can they rerelease the Gangplank theme?
>>183898903
Last time season ended around November
>>183902516
brand passive
urgot Q
rumble W
nami E
talon R
ranged
can only proc passive with both instances of ult damage and a skillshot
seems pretty not good
>>183898668
>Noct, Hec, Warwick
I dig it/10
>>183900217
I would actually be happy to run into someone like you. I could learn a lot about top lane.
>kayn is least bugged champ in league
>everything is working as intended
>>183902236
better chances making something of value in skyrim's character creation screen
>>183900624
Kog maw?
yeah?
Vaynes a duelist not a tank buster. the majority of her power is in her Infinity Edge tumble gigga crits. Also Vayne sucks at laning so shes not even that reliable at higher levels of play.
>>183899509
these characters a kept weak on pupose because they have counterplay problems
nobody actually enjoys playing vs these fucks when theyre strong.
Mundo becomes viable every new season for like one or two patches and then goes directly back into the gutter because having a tank run at you with FREE 200 AD and % hp damage out the ass isnt fun
>>183903010
have u played nu-urgot at all?
>>183903068
Now if they could just make morde from scratch again during his rework he'd be fine.
>>183903117
I was thinking about Vayne.Kog maw is actually played in pro play so yeah.
What is the point of Vayne then?
>>183897796
Mega Man style robot master with Pac ghost ultThe alien pirate at the end of OPM
Playing Janna in bronze.
>>183903117
this
vayne can deal with tanks and pretty much anyone 1v1 though
but if the enemy team has a great frontline she might actually struggle since she has 0 AoE and a weakness to cc with her short range
>>183903117
this
his whole identity is 'stupid idiot who brainlessly runs into people' which i think is a funny thing to have but only if its not viable
>>183903265
Vayne is a soloQ champ
Shes still doing good in soloQ and has highest winrate in several patches, shes just never going to be pro viable because she would have to be shitting on soloQ so hard to make that happen.
>>183899625
why put ""beginner"" characters in the game if they're gonna be bad? that just goads people into learning useless picks
they're basically noobstomper champions when they're bad, and aids if they're good, fucking cancer should be excised.
>>183902516
Taric passive
Graves Q
Zilean W
Riven E
Illaoi R
Bretty gud. Seems like a cancerous toplane bruiser with resets.
>>183903216
Not on live, but i did on the PBE. He might be perma'd all day though, since its patch day.
Someone else might pick him too, so now's a good chance to practice some other champs.
Are sonafags pedophiles?
>>183903440
Because beginner champs are viable for 99% of the players, bit more than that when we consider normals as well.
who is your most hated Rioter?
my top3 is Daniel Cuck Dr.Lyte and Phreak
Also that guy who reworked lb, victor and akali should be fired
>>183903265
solo split pusher like draven
>>183880757
Would it be a birthday pic of Vlad or a pic of birthday Vlad?
What's up with the stupid slap on the wrist nerf they gave to Cho (that is pointless because he still gains 0.5% percentage damage per stack) while leaving the Stoneplate shit untouched?
>>183897796
Brand is Megaman
Malzahar's aesthetics is based off of vector graphics in old Atari games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-oFte8cGHc
>Every tier it repeats
>from Challenger to bronze 5, it's clear to tell we're all in Elo Hell
>>>Clairvoyance
The song is shit and the cover is shittier but hey its old school League, I hope you Season 2 faggots enjoy this.
>>183903596
cho gath isnt even viable who cares
>>183903562
CertainlyT
I don't care what anyone says, CertainlyT has single handedly perma-damaged league of legends. No other rioter has done nearly as much damage. There's a huge difference between overpowered champions and ones that literally are BY DESIGN meant to create power creep.
As a result of him, his own designs have literally bled influence into other champion designs shortly after their release.
Fuck you CertainlyT.
>>183903327
>playing support in bronze instead of carrying yourself
at least play a "support" like zyra or brand
>>183903554
doesn't address my point
>>183903562
>Also that guy who reworked lb, victor and akali should be fired
yeah
>>183903753
you didn't have a point.
>Why have beginner champs
Because they are good for the 99%
>>183903714
Big breasts are actually correlated with more intelligence
How do people get rank 1 so quickly? I mean like Apdo and Consensual Clown. Like how do they gain so much LP so quickly that they even outpace the top solo q Koreans and NA players playing all season.
>>183903521
They're not pedophiles. Just very boring people with no imagination.
>>183903692
t. cho picker
>>183903885
Wins give LP
>>183903885
they're good at the game you stupid fag
>>183903885
by being good at the game
>>183902093
You can build Redemption and Locket of the Iron Solari for general purposes (they help a lot with forced TFs but you can still use them to keep a single carry alive if they get jumped so you don't really have to feel bad about laning with one of these items, I guess).
Knight's Vow is more peel-oriented - you can still get it if your carries are being jumped by assassinous types, though.
>>183903567
>>183903417
So what is the problem then?Her kit or the circumstances?
>>183903809
einstein had no breasts and he was the smartest people alive faggot
>>183903808
>Because they are good for the 99%
who gives a shit
they don't add anything to the game
>b-b-but they're already there and idiots like them so we should keep garbage in
nice circular logic retard
>>183904039
For one its not a season of hyper carries.
Unless you're Kog'maw or Tristana, you simply aren't in a good state since Hyper-carries come online at 18+ minutes.
Most games are decided at the 9-15 minute mark
Why i cant send gifts to my smurf?
>>183904039
What problem?
Shes 5th most played and 8th most winning ADC in the game right now
>>183904078
???
Riot obviously does
And they add options to people who want to play simple champs, you literally don't have to pick them yourself if you don't want to but more options is literally always better than less
>>183903692
>>183903945
>Statistically in plat+ games Cho's lowest winrate as a jungler is 51% against Trundles.
https://www.op.gg/champion/chogath/statistics/jungle/matchup
Not viable at all.
Finally got the Top 3 I wanted
So post these and rate I guess
>>183904145
Interesting.
>>183904208
I was referring to pro play you troglodyte not soloq.
>>183884983
Kled
>love ability to bait with him and his overall style/personality.
>the time it takes for skarl to actually complete its mount animation is a fucking eternity and I can totally take damage for the whole duration, wtf riot.
>>183904208
>And they add options to people who want to play simple champs
these ""people"" should not be playing
and no, more options aren't good if they're detrimental options that are there just because
and who cares about what riot thinks they're retarded
>>183903714
Jinx has the best midriff.
>>183904253
how is cho even real
just pick trundle
like walk away nigga
>>183902516
Janna Passive
Jax Q - Deals a small chunk of physical damage, can be cast on W, Enemies, and Allies (no ward hops)
Thresh W (shield scales on bonus HP
Shen E Dash does AD scaling damage and is the highest damage aspect of his kit, but has an extreme CD. CD can be reduced if it collides with an enemy champion and the taunt effect works like a Bard ult in that it automatically draws fire from even Baron and Drake.
Nami ult. Not sure how to incorporate this into the kit; Is the waveriding aspect (From Nami's passive) maintained so that allies move super fast?
Eh, why not just make it so it applies my Tailwind passive along its trail but moves at a slower speed than Nami's, so more like a Maokai ult
Maximum support
>Super long range Auto attacks
>Can be played like a poorman's Lee Sin in the jungle with more supportive aspects rather than selfish healing/shields.
TWO dashes, one targeted and one skill shot, on top of a fuck ton of mobility to allies between Tailwind, Ult, and W.
Builds like a tank as a support, and really gives even Rakan a run for his money, but less CC and raw tankiness due to a limited Shielding ability on himself.
>>183904310
>I was refering to proplay
see
>>183903417
If she was pro viable she would be permaban in soloQ
>>183904341
top lul
>>183903885
Winning ranked games of League of Legends awards you with "League Points" or LP. Winning lots of games in a row will allow you to gain more LP.
>>183903809
Biggest bullshit I've ever heard
>>183904186
BUMP
>>183904273
6/10 fuck jax and kayle
>>183904413
>You will never impregnate Jinx and watch as her breasts growor she has a miscarriage due to malnutrition
>>183903676
This was filmed in Season 3
>>183904579
>fuck Kayle
Gladly!
>>183904507
t. chestlet
>>183904039
?
vayne is fine she just gets straight buttfucked vs draven kalista cait xayah karma janna lulu u kno the meta bot laners
also everyone camps bot
great vs melee supports or weak lane adc
No pro play cus she cant hit towers
>kayle is a masked/helmeted champion
>half of her skins show her face
Maybe it's just my autism, but this bothers me. We've never seen Jax or Pantheon's face, so why Kayle's so often?
>"Okay, we're gonna do a pure skin update, who needs a good skin"
>"Durr... how about Brand?"
>"Doesn't he have 2 basically legendary skins already?"
>"And Ziggs!"
Seriously, every PBE update I get more and more upset at how neglectful they're being of like half the roster that desperately needs skins.
It wasn't so bad when they only did like 2-3 skins an update, cause at least then it felt like it was hard for them to do.
But the last few updates have had over 10 skins between them, and none of them were for champs with only 1-2 skins.
>>183904480
>pick rhaast
>fight cho, and full heal off ult to near finish him
Shit is actually insane how hard it counters, its basically dota tier. Theres nothing cho can do
>>183904712
Because she's a girl.
>>183904273
7/10
>>183904579
Hey BloodyniteBully Nami
>>183904579
>memedekaiser
>>183904712
So we can know she's a girl, duh anon.
It's like how Zero Suit Samus kept getting milked more and more.
Gotta let them know they're playing a sexy lady.
I mean, it's not like you're gonna get that from her 8 lines of dialogue.
>>183898668
>tank meta slowly returning
>losing lane to Lulu
>asUrgot
I'm going to fucking kill myself
>>183904737
yeah pick the guy who dies in one combo into cho lmao
>>183900495
She's a fucking fairy you know this right?
Just because she doesnt have adult proportions and a giant head, doesnt make her not sexually mature.
If the lore said Annie was a legal adult whatever, still a pedo for fapping to her.
Lulu youre still a pedo even if shes 600+
But Tristana and Poppy are mature adults capable of loving and making adult life choices, and that includes riding the cocks of 5 anons in one night
>>183904926
>implying
it's here in full fucking force what are you on about
You play maokai/grag or get outscaled unless you get fed injungleoor you play a carry top vs a tank and lose because their adc shit on yours and you're not allowed to do shit because loltanks
>>183904897
>and rate
>>183904960
???
Are we playing the same game? or are you building lethality on rhaast like a retard? Its probably the 2nd
>Tfw Taric is incredibly strong mid-lategame right now but the horrible botlane meta of being poked to shit and never getting chance to get autos off for resets means he has a shite laning phase.
I love Lissandra!
>>183904956
lulu was always a lane bully though
Consider: Quints that restore 1 mana per auto attack
>>183904897
Good taste.
>>183898668
Bad taste.
>>183905220
Shit
I miss when Dota2fags would shit post here about league dying. OWfags didn't even last 2 months.
Are the good times truly over?
>>183904737
rhaast is good but you only come online at around 18 minutes with transformation + 2 items
kayn is absolute ass against cho'gath, squishy melee caster against cho yeah sure that's gonna go alright
>>183904253
win rates mean nothing, esp in low elo. chogath gets raped every game in lcs you're retarded
>>183905220
>quints
>one mana per auto
kek
>>183904956
She didn't want to be grinded into purple mush.
>>183905391
who would've thought coordinated players are better then soloq shitters
>>183905435
I thought 5 per would be too much
>Playing Urgot
>Win almost every trade because fuckers don't understand NOT TO ENGAGE WHEN HIS LEGS ARE ON
>Even the back ones, he will just E you
>Low on HP
>ADC chases me because they need my sweet Urgot meat to buy Infinity Edge
>Suddenly turn, get a tahm kench level shield, and mulch them
He may not be the best character ever, but boy is hefun.
>>183904926
it's funny, the tank meta is a direct result of rock paper scissors; ADCS shit all over tanks right now but adcs are also being shit on in team fights especially in solo q by duskblade assassins but duskblade assassins are countered by tanks
>>183904728
You're absolutely right.
We need more Tahm skins.
Chromas too!
>>183905508
It'd have to be at least 4
>the meta will never be as good as it was in season 5
>>183904570
>>183904186
You need to wait a day once adding someone to gift them
>>183905696
5.13 was the most balanced patch in history
Meta isn't even that bad besides a few retardedly overtuned champions
>>183905696
>season 5
You mean 3. When you could jungle ezereal and fucking Veigar and make it work
Snow day or battle boss malzahar?
>>183905798
Yeah I can't think of any outliers from that time
Ryze maybe
>>183905837
>meta isn't bad except it's fucking bad
top kek
>>183905798
7.13 was really balanced but they fucked it
>akali BUFFS
Does riot even play their own game?
>>183905980
If you ban out the champions the game plays fine
It's just the riot balancing team for some reasons decides it's time for certain champions to approach 60% winrate for 2 months
>>183905985
>be good jungler
>shit on enemy be 4 levels up on him
>team fight he gets 3 assists
>he's the same level as me with the same items
>did i mention he's 0/5/3
>im 7/1/9BALANCE
>>183906051
yeah. they play akali
>>183905942
Snow Day
>>183905878
>season 3 will never come back
How do I achieve Yorick mode? Is it achievable natty?
how do I build nUrgot correctly?
he looksfunbut cleaver -> mallet -> tank seems wrong
i physically get angry when i see some retard NOT at least DV ffs
>>183906051
but she isn't top tier on mid so she's fine
>riot apologists defending not compensating old runes
"b-but you're not losing anything!!!"
how retarded can you be?
>>183904493
You would actually be hyper cancer. Jax jump lets you ward hop along with Shen E you'd be super mobile and be able to use the lantern so much more than thresh, plus the Janna passive. You'd be all over the place saving allies with all the movespeed you can grant. This could actually be a meta support I think.
Heimerdinger Passive
Brand Q
MF W
Vel Koz E
Jhin R
Holy shit, I'm the best artillery mage in the game. You can't make this shit up.
>Waveclear E
>Giant AoE damage with W and slow which leads to Q
>Heimerdinger passive is actually decent because I have no other mobility and big enough range to be able to sit under tower and throw shit at people
>>183902495
>being late
seriously tho, my dick
Masteries for new Urgot? Fervor?
>>183902516
Passive- Kassadin (Void Stone)
Q - Yorick (Last Rites, no changes)
W - Zac (Unstable Matter, physical damage and AD scaling)
E - Gangplank (Powder Keg, no changes)
R - Lulu (Wild Growth, but AD scaling)
Auto - Melee, 92 range (please no)
>How would you use your champion?
Probably a top laner. I'm just day dreaming about proccing Yorick's second Q cast with multiple Powder Keg executions to instantly summon a bunch of Mist Walkers. That's how this game works, right?
>What role/build would you play?
Trinity bruiser and split pusher. This kit seems a little bit underwhelming in team fights but essentially playable. If you're forced to group up you can always peel for a carry with Wild Growth.
>What would you max first?
Probably Last Rites.
Name one single champion more balanced than Rammus.
>>183906607
shen
>>183906051
>These nasus buffs just after they finally dealt with zac who got overbuffed like that
>>183906478
>I can't handle seeing 49/50 random people I pass on the street
It must suck being autistic
>>183906504
>brand Q
>only stuns ablaze targets
>passive is not blaze
>>183906607
Yasuo. Riven.
fuck Lulu!
>>183906504
it would be better to have all ap abilities or all ad, personally i would always take veigars passive
>>183906659
hating unintelligent people is not autism. Its normal. Stupid people need to know their place. stop playing league go do manual labor.
>Fiora
>Duelist's Dance (Passive)movement speed increased from 15/20/25/30% to 15/25/35/45
>remember - her passive scales with R's rank.)
>Fiora - Hit too hard. Giving her some of the movement speed we took off her passive back
>(ult still doesn't grant movement speed just for being near an ulted target however).
As if it isn't obvious that riot has a forced meta, literally Fiora will never be bad.
15 hours into lubuse and chill and she asks for some water and a break
what do you do?
>>183906607
karthus
>>183906658
>implying those zac nerfs will do much to him
>implying riot has any idea bout anything
Can they get 1 high elo player from soloq to aid them in buffing/nerfing.
>>183906810
kill yourself IRL ASAP
>>183906829
Nah, they want to keep a fresh perspective on game balance.
I love how all the "memers" and little kids and shills from riot headquaters where hyped about this urgot rework, yet I have never seen an urgot on my name hell no one evne talks about him.
HILARIOUS
>>183906403
You just keep going. And learn to never stop farming, unless some faggot decides to come near your lane at which point you smack them till they leave or become another grave.
>>183905942
BB Malz eZ
>>183907104
nugot is hard to play
Which Champ has the best personality?
>>183906504
>Missfortune's W
Make it Rain is her E, unfortunately.
W is the movespeed passive + attack speed steroid
And Vel's E is the knockup, but its still a hella good wave clear. I'd definitely max it first.
Not sure how you'd get a stun on Q though. I guess targets you hit with E or maybe your WQ combo (i.e., use the W active) turns Q into a stun.
>>183907037
So people that play the game once a week
>pick orianna
>win
i played well and did really good to earn my elo, yes? :)
>>183896779
Qewqeqeqeqeqeqeqewqeqeqeqeqeq
Hows Urgots early and late?
>>183907371
He's OP. Ban him every game.
>>183907359
does braum ever get some pus or do they always see him as a friend
>>183907502
He getsyour moms pusBecause you're retarded.
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
>>183907472
Anon please,thats not what I asked
>enemy Cait steals enemy YI's red buff
>comes to lane with it starting to harass me and Twitch
>decide to say fuck it and go full ham since our Gragas started red and not blue and we're a level above
>kill the Cait and take the red buff
>she afks
I know why they do it, but seriously, it's a cunt move expecting that your jungler won't be behind because of shit like this.
>>183907502
I would actually guess not. He probably helps people all the time, and doesn't want to abuse their trust by using them like that.
Then again someone might have asked him to help them have a child, so maybe. I mean look at him, he has some good genetics going on. Probably be a kickass dad.
>>183907203
MF
>>183907689
He's OP early and late. Ban him early and late.
it took me 40 games to get DV. I fucking hate low elo scum srsly. stop playing league if you retards are'nt Diamond by now.
>>183907716
hed be an amazing dad or friend
id drink with braum and listen to his stories
>>183907706
It's possible the yi was retarded and smited before it killed and cait got the last auto.
>>183907861
>i paid 350$ for a boost you all suck dick now
>>183898085
patch is good and balanced
>>183907371
Depends on who you are fighting actually. Against ranged he is horrible early game because his only reliable damage on them is on a long cooldown (passive.) However, if you against a pure facetank melee, he is alright early because his %health does some good damage and he can hit melee with his back legs easier.
He scales pretty damn well into late game. The ever increasing damage of his abilities along with the lowering cooldown of his passive means he very steadily gains notable damage. Once he has 6 his trades become much deadlier unless they have a "deny death" move, because his 25% hp execute is pretty reliable. Basically he isn't great 1-6 but after he steadily becomes good and can become a monster if not shut down.
>>183907913
Nah, I rewatched the replay.
The Yi went with no smite and the cunt stayed and used her passive to take it.
But oh well, a free win is a free win.
>>183908005
welp i guess caits retarded. If he was on a tank he wouldnt have much of an issue because the fabled catch up exp. And riots inability to pusnish bad players harshly.
how do you teamfight with trundle?
>>183906578
>Your Q minions will automatically target your Powder Kegs
it took me 40 games to get DV. I fucking hate low elo scum srsly. stop playing league if you retards are'nt Diamond by now. low elo nigs die
>>183908103
red's health regen is pretty important for early clears on most junglers.
Not just that but the huge chunk of health he lost doing red and not even getting the exp from it would be a major setback.
Which champions would adopt Annie, raise her with love and care and set her on the right path?
Id also love to see more Annie lore. If she was grown up she has the power to be a very important figure in Noxus, perhaps leader of the blackrose. Lorewise she's already one of the strongest non-deity champions at such a young age.
>>183908237
I never said it wasnt.
>>183907716
>tfw you just had an image of Azir and Braum being good dads to their Daughterus
*stands in front of you*
>>183908304
But the thing is that pretty much means every jungler would be heavily fucked over by that.
Especially considering 2-3 is the first major chance for a gank/countergank.
>>183908404
Sorry I have a bf.
>>183908295
Depends, do you mean LEGAL adoption? Or do you mean "I found a child, I will now raise it" kinda adoption. Because if it's option 1, probably someone like Jarvan, it would be good for his public image.
If it's option 2, probably Braum.
>>183907716
Braum would raise Gnar
>>183908452
Thats why again, I said a tank. They have cc. Yi is garbage until he gets items. I dunno what you're trying to convince me about. I know the role.
/vg/ vs /vg/ on EUW 7 slots left
password isvidya
>>183908645
sup brew
>>183903117
Having just played against a Mundo, you're right and now I agree with you. I forgot how cancerous that faggot is. He did the most damage in the entire game with a Phantom Dancer. Every time anyone tried to stop him he would just R and run away. He chased my jungler (J4) Past my inner turrets and Nexus turrets and killed him in the fountain before he got killed by the fountain laser. Literally nobody on my team could stop him besides me, and since he was split pushing I basically was trapped in a never ending lane against Mundo where I watched my team repeatedly 4v4 and just hoped they would win the game for me. It's fucking awful. I had Mortal Reminder and I was a tank killer too (Rhaast). It did nothing.
If these champions can't be strong because of their poor design, why were they not in the tank update instead of a fully functional Zac and Maokai? (Not that I don't enjoy new Zac and Maokai).
>>183908504
J4 doesn't give a fuck about his public image anymore after getting his ass beat by Urgot.
I wanna CUDDLE and PROTECT Lulu!
>>183908194
Well fuck me.
I guess they're also kinda meh without a skill to direct their aggro or give them a gapcloser. Still. Pushing power. It's nice, I guess, even if it's your entire skill set.
>>183908404
SWIFTLY
*runs away through a shroomed escape route*
ONE TWO THREE FOUR
*pushes a different lane*
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE SCOUT'S CODE
*removes your jungle path vision*
SIZE DOESN'T MEAN EVERYTHING
>>183908731
because riot is retarded
now they said they're only gonna change xin W, yeah sure that'll stop him from being cancer when good and garbage otherwise
>>183908645
/vg/ vs /vg/ on EUW 6 slots left
password isvidya
>>183908715
I am not the man whom you speak of.
Is riven the biggest slut?
>>183908742
I don't think thats canon anymore. Nugot didn't do that.
>>183908976
MF and Ahri beg to differ.
Fucking whores.
>>183904039
if you ask me they should remove the "tank buster"noob bait part of Vaynes kit and make Vayne LoL's resident anti-mage carry.
-True silver bolts now does a % of CURRENT health + a % of targets ABILITY POWER
-Decrease AD bonus on final hour from 80 to 40
-Final Hour now grants 30% magic damage reduction
-compensate AD removal by giving Condemn a 1:1 crit chance ratio (IE: if you have 30% crit chance Condemn deals 30% more damage so on and so forth)
-Give Vayne +1.25 scaling MR per level for 53.4 at level 18
there
Vayne now has a place as a counterpick to hard AP comps such as Karma support,Elise Jungle and Kassadin mid or whatever
>has a mortal enemy who constantly adapts
>kills for no other reason than to hunt
>self serving and self sufficient
>the apex predator
>has an eyepatch
How can your main ever measure up to Rengar?
>>183903720
Xypherious is way worse than CertainlyT, my dude.
/vg/ vs /vg/ on EUW 6 slots left
password isvidya
>>183909282
I mean it would fit her character more, the whole "FUCK EVIL MAGIC" thing she has going on.
>>183908976
no that's your mom
>Finally open legendary skin
>Its fucking dragon trainer tristana
>Dont play adc
>Not even a pedophile
Damn...
>>183908227
>are'nt
wew lad you're smart
>>183909332
By being the better hunter in the meta right now.
Suck my bug dick.
>>183909351
Did Xypherious's design literally change the designs of every champion after his own?
Yasuo was released, every champion after him up until Bard had a fucking Knock up.
Redpill me on toplane.
>>183909332
except Lorewise Rengar is literally a manlet with daddy issues.
The source of all his rage and need for unnecessary hunting is all overcompensation and a product of a shitty childhood
Poetry
(Morg added me btw)
>>183909647
cancer
>>183909647
play tank win use to tp farm unlessyou know you can get something out of it
>>183909648
thats true they ruined his lore. riot had the audacity to send me an email they were doing it too.
/vg/ vs /vg/ on EUW 5 slots left
password isvidya
why do people waifu post lulu when she's literally the worst yordle?
even teemo is cuter than lulu
>>183909647
only lane that requires skill because you 1v1 most of the time without jungler ganks
>>183909827
>top
>no jungle ganks
never happens
if you ever dare to fight your enemy their jungler is gonna come
>>183909282
what happened to the anti-mages in league, i remember the time when veigar was considered an anti-mage because his ult scaled with enemy AP but it was changed to generic % health based damage
fuck % health based damage in general, why do so many champions have it in one way or another
>>183909525
i hate people whom'st correct grammar
>>183909774
>EUW
lol
>>183909919
The same reason why a champion thats meant to stack hp has an r true damage scaling based off hp. Riot has no fucking clue what's going on
>>183909575
He created Renekton, Riven, Orianna, Naut and partly Fizz.
They are all disgusting to play against and the only person having fun in the game is the player behind them.
>>183909919
>why do so many champions have it in one way or another
casualization
hp% means your damage is relevant even if you're super behind
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>>183910042
>Naut
>Disgusting
>>183909826
Of course, Teemo is the cutest!
Tell him you love him, and he will grant you any waifu you wish, it just costs a hug and a soul! (Soul doesn't have to be yours, limit 1 per customer stop trying Thresh.)
>>183909647
Chill vibes or a fate worse than death, no middle ground. Everything is a hard counter pick to something else and comebacks don't really happen.
>>183910131
>every single ability is cc
>not disgusting
>>183910131
naut support is the only acceptable naut incarnation
>>183909826
because shes a child and theyre pedophiles
other yordles have more mature personalites and that turns them off
>>183908404
*murders you*
>>183910197
>Tanks aren't allowed to do CC
>>183910215
>he hasnt played attack speed top naut
You must not like fun
>Fizz still not nerfed
Is this why they introduced 10 bans? So they don't have to balance the game anymore?
>>183910297
>and shit out damage
>and be impossible to kill
>and have mobility
>>183910143
i would gladly give teemo a hug. same with kennen, rumble, and tristana. kled maybe. lulu idk if i can trust her.
please give me poppy so i can make her a mommy :)
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>>183909919
Veigar's ult doesn't scale off % HP anymore than Kog'Maw's does.
Its damage is proportionate to what %HP theyre at, but the actual number is irrelevant.
A Cinderhulk+Stoneplate chogath at half health and an Ashe at half will take the same premitigation damage.
>>183910368
Nautilus has no mobility. That's why I have to build mobi botts on him.
>>183910368
>>and be impossible to kill
Thats the point of a fucking tank you goddamn bronze
you think riven ever whored herself out to survive?
>>183909919
because old Veigar would literally just Flash R you once he had enough damage and it also PUNISHED you like SUPER HARD for building damage. (never forget DFG,Q,R and the insta stun cage)
% missing hp damage means he cant kill you with primordial burst by iteself anymore meaning you have room for counterplay (also why his Q was turned into a skillshot)
however savvy Veigars ( or maybe just me) will simply get Thunderlords mastery then Ludens and Gunblade and zap you then R you anyways once lategame comes around. its a undodge able instakill 90% of the time
>>183910215
Naut was healthiest when he was a meta jungler
>>183910470
He literally has a dash. It's situational but still really good.
>>183910368
>Conditional mobility is too much mobility
>Tanks should be easy to kill
Thank god you're not a champion designer
>>183910494
No it's actually not. They're meant to soak up damage no be unkillable. There is a difference. A tank is like a shield, it's gonna wear down and when it does you need to replace it, in this case that just fucking means recall and run back out
>>183910354
Fizz is super balanced right now, has almost exactly a 50% winrate.
Fizzes who aren't fizz mains pretty much feed every single game, which is how it's supposed to be. He's an assassin that requires practice now, rather than just knowing how to faceroll over your keyboard.
hello, i will be your adc for today
so who is busted right now
>>183910605
No he doesn't. That's like calling Thresh's hook a dash.
Dash right to his death.
>>183910515
She's a former soldier. She definitely knows basic survival skills like fishing and hunting
>>183910681
Fizz doesn't have to be balanced to be complete bullshit.
I shouldn't spend my entire kit wearing him down only to literally delete me at level 6 simply because I got tagged by his ult thats a "skill shot"
>>183910019
what the fuck i haven't been keeping up with league enough
is this why cho builds stoneplate and fucks people up with just his ult?
>>183910631
get Lord Dominiks or a Void Staff and get actually good so you dont fall behind the fucking tank
Locket + FotM + W does give him pretty much infinitely cyclable shields but theres windows where his health can drop. Explode him then.
Or just kite behind your minion waves.
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bets!
>enemy walks into full build kayle with stacked jin-su katana
>>183910837
yep, stoneplate says it reduces damage with its active but dude true damage is never reduced LMAO, so you get the scaling from your 2x hp.
>>183910749
Thresh cant hook terrain, Naut can meaning he can escape pretty easily.
It also means Taliyah and Anivia can make his life kinda miserable, but i dont know enough to say theyre counters to him
>>183910837
Yap.
>>183910846
Yeah. But people are too fucking braindead to realize this. Or hey. The fabled vayne pick with W true damage every 3 autos. He also has 3 ccs which, hook pretty easy to dodge. R which lolyourefucked and an auto attack and im talking about hard ccs Gragas is arguably alot worse with a DR flash e flash r
>>183910368
>and shit out damage
i love this meme
>>183910987
Why'd you add cringy ass captions to a cute pic?
>>183910743
Nasus is retard strong especially into tanks
Urgots pretty damn good but he cant fight tanks all too well alone
Cho Gath of course is still busted
>>183910987
I want to stroke Poppy's ears as I fill her with my seed tbqh.
>>183910987
then she got pulled down by grabbing her ears to please anon
>>183911148
Why is Cho busted? I'm a low elo shitter, Cho isn't even picked here.
>>183910979
just wait until riot guts cho and stoneplate at the same time and throw them both into the shitter as they do with champions that heavily abuse a specific item
>all arcade skins are for midbabs
Hmm okay
>>183911226
I want to stroke your ears so I can fill you with my seed, Anon!
>>183911279
Tank itemization being strong, combined with his new, more useful and powerful E. That and Gargoyles is really good for his Ult, it pretty much ensures he can inta-kill 1 person every team fight. The only way around it is to pick damage dealers who can stay out of his flash range.
>>183911323
>Hecarim
>Mid
No thanks, my heart belongs to another.
>>183889175
>just walk out of the wither lol
>>183911279
If you are melee you cant fight him
good laning where he just out sustains the competetion alternatively jungle cho with Cindermemes and Stoneborn gives you a surprising amount of bonus HP and utility.
Rush Glory into stoneplate for le ebin ADC oneshot noms. Lategame you can win an entire fight solo by just flash feasting the enemy carry
>>183911323
>Hec
>Riven
>MF
>Sona
>Blitz
>>183911323
Nah
>Ez
>Riven
>Hecarim
>MF
>Ahri is yeah
You mean BATTLE BOSS
>Veigar
>Malz
>Blitz (not really often a mid but he is AP)
>Brand
>Ziggs
All the Battle Boss skins are AP carries, besides Blitz, but he is still a strong AP damage dealer.
>>183911446
meant to quote my man over here >>183911352
>>183910983
>using one of your hardest cc abilities on a wall
You've never played Nautilus, have you? He's an initiator, but a pussy bitch.
All new arcade skins
>>183910368>>183910368
>>and shit out damage
He doesn't really deal any damage unless you build damage items (and his scalings aren't that great either). At level 18 his full burst with a passive proc and AA reset is barely over 1k (1053, to be exact) and that's before you factor in armor and MR. In practice it's more like 800ish damage if you get all of your skills off and focus on a single target.
>>and be impossible to kill
He's pretty much unburstable when he builds like a tank, yes, but he's easy to kite and he doesn't have a particularly reliable way of getting out of dangerous situations. See below. As a result, people who should be able to kill him (like marksmen) are usually able to kill him.
>>and have mobility
Nautilus doesn't really have a lot of mobility. Yeah, the anchor is nice but he can't go over solid walls with it, he's not displaced immediately after casting it (meaning he's basically rooted during the conjuration) and he's stuck with Anivia movespeed when it's on cooldown.
>>183911421
>The only way around it is to pick damage dealers who can stay out of his flash range.
or you just ban his dumbass like people did kassadin until riots realize hes stupidly fucking imba
urgot jungle is definitely viable
you outduel most junglers that arent lee or kha, and you have very fast clears
its pretty good
>>183911635
Well of fucking course anon, I was just explaining how to handle him in game.
You think I don't know what bans are?
>>183911446
>>183911561
We can share.
>>183911675
What item/ability do you start?
What champ should I play where to make the enemy as miserable as possible?
>>183911279
His new E gave him a good jungle clear and a dependable slow, and if laners choose champs with initiation CC he's guaranteed a kill every visit thanks to his chain knock up into silence into slow, assuming you don't eat them before the slow part. Top lane he's only average at best.
https://twitter.com/RiotMEMEMEMEME/status/890253269712355328
What the fuck were they thinking? Reasonably it should deal the same amount of damage it would've dealt to the target being blocked
If I get oneshot from full health by a fucking Urgot ult I'm 9/11-ing Riot HQ
>>183911764
W, max it first too, warrior into bc/dd/mallet of tanky items later on
>>183911820
I've been maxing w even in lane. I don't know if that's proper but it feels nice.
>>183911692
Most people don't. They just complain and cry. I was using it as an example of how fucking stupid strong he is for no reason like kassadin pre nerf boulder.
>>183911675
till you fight someone without shotgun knees and get fucked
>>183911790
>https://twitter.com/RiotMEMEMEMEME/status/890253269712355328
FUCKING KEK
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
THATS ACTUALLY SO STUPID
THIS IS THE LAZIEST CODING EVER
>if the chain would hit a executeable target its a automatic execute chain instead of a normal one
>Battle Boss Malzahar is a polygonal, original Starfox style space shooter boss
>Even has shitty polygonal minions
>His q is shitty polygonal ships firing
I fucking love it.
>>183911790
>>183911986
The amount of damage it deals is instant death. He's blocking the chains, not the drill.
How do i remove the sound from a .webm, i want to post my sick urgot plays
>>183912035
that's purple Necrozma
>>183896910
yw scrublord :^)
>>183912050
NURGOT SUCKS FUCK U
>>183911790
>>183911986
His execute deals like 9999 dmg so it's not like you can survive it anyway
>>183912139
Yeah it sorta is, but I assume the starfox thing is what they were going for with the ships, splash art, and voidlings.
It looking like Necrozma is neat though.
>>183912050
just use gfycat dummy
>>183896910
gold is just yellow silver
plat is just green silver
diamond 5 is blue silver
unless you're higher than that, you're just a shitter like most other players
>>183912049
You can't excuse that interaction from a gameplay perspective
>>183911790
>>183911986
Haha, fuck Braum players.
ez is OP af in this patch
only time i died was when i was solo contesting baron after my team was aced
>>183912275
t. brown silver
>>183912361
You couldn't have blocked the names any better than that?
Thats a big jarring.
>>183911790
>>183911790
The powercreep is so fucking real
>>183912309
Why not? The drill allows you to use the chains if the drilled target is under 25% health. The chain is always a kill, regardless of your health. For instance, if you somehow managed to heal to 100% in the time it took his chains to travel to you, you would still die. So, if you intercept that, it does the same thing.
>>183911790
I guess he's the type of person who would try to talk the DM into allowing him to Iron Heart Surge time and gravity out of the Planes.
>>183911986
The chains are instant death. The Chem-Drill or whatever is not.
A low health target gothit by the drill and Braum jumped in front of the chains.
Urgot's chains apply 100% Current Health, 1000 Pure damage, 10000 Pure Damage, and then 100000 Pure Damage until the target dies.
Lost my screenshot but Ult a training dummy; They cant be erased from the game or actually killed, other than spawning too many or hitting the remove dummies button of course, but you see the "Total Damage; 1,1107,680" anyway
>>183911790
>ultimate support sacrifice
>literally just wait for braum to shield and then ult him for a free kill
??????????????
>>183912554
Not how it works, dumb nigger.
>>183911790
kek
support cucks btfo
>>183912361
>fight shit players
>win hard
I wonder why bill
>>183912361
Nice normals
Also get duskblade instead of ghost meme
>>183912549
>just tried out ryze in practice tool
>could kill the dummies
???
I bet it's with only ryze or some shit.
>>183912554
Braum didn't block the ult.
He blocked the second cast.
>>183912732
What? How?
Even at 1 or 0 Health they don't disappear. >>183912458
Why block the names instead of just drag the champ level/icons over to the items and crop 20% of the image
>>183912719
>low gold elo
>purple suits better with blue
>full blue items and a red item
learn A E S T H E T I C S
>>183911323
All the new battle boss skins are for the mages which were in the mage update
>>183912879
dunno i set up three of them and they died at 0 hp
>>183912359
kys my man
>>183912732
You can kill target dummies with grevious wounds.
>>183914512
Play a real support like Thresh, loser.
>>183914675
You should all play real champions instead of support cucks desu ne.
>>183904324
>Being killed while remounting skaarl
Every fucking time
>>183914917>Implying I won't steal your kills
>>183914675
Sorry, I don't play shitter champions that auto-win lane.