/twg/ - Total War General

VAMPIRE-CHAN

SFO is utter shit.

No OC units SFO mod when?

What is it about the General culture that always has the first posts in a thread being shitposts?

You know what we really need to talk about? Compressed map size of the combined map.

>>183796853

What exactly are we gonna talk about? It's going to be compressed, that's all we know

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>>183796517
THIS PLEASE THISSSSSSSSSSSSS


some anon DO ITT

>>183796938
>compressed

Sure the ocean maybe but the devs explicitly said that the whole old world was being preserved along with every settlement/minor faction. The only thing being cut is the southwest of lustria.

>>183795976
>Hey, is it really fair of you to steal ideas and mods and make money off it on patreon?
>OH MY GOD ANOTHER JEW BRAINWASHED MUDSLIME LOVER LOOK AND LAUGH EVERYONE JUST MAKE UR OWN MOD IF YOURE SO BADASS

So Warhammer is a fantasy setting clearly inspired/copied from bastardized real world cultures and geography- but GW completely removed Africa and dindus.

What did they mean by this?

>>183797217
That's what we call compression yes. It'll also fuck over lizards as they won't have anywhere near as much land to unite, thus getting reduced income etc.
>Every settlement
Enjoy that hour long load time, and the additional 30 minutes turn waiting

>>183797290
No, there are dindus and no-africa, see the pygmies

>>183797290
They dont have any special units
Spearmen and rock throwers. Thats it really

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>>183797290

But Warhammer does have its Africa?

>>183797290
greenskins/beastmen are arguably the dindus

>>183797418
>Pygmies
They're mezitos though. And there is african cultures in the southlands. Hell, there's even a vampire branch with voodo/african animalism faiths

>>183797452
Then what are ogres? American anglos?

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It is now July, a chill wind blows in Naggaroth but the sea of malice is beginning to thaw. From Ghrond, a messenger comes bearing word of an ancient prophecy involving the lands of north Lustria. The Hag Queens offer many sacrifices to Khaine, while their underlings train relentlessy. Meanwhile the Druchii of Clar Karond whip their slaves ceaselessly in preparation for the Witch-Kings coming campaign.
A great fleet is being assembled and the armies of the Druchii arm themselves for total war, domination by a best elf soon!

>>183797695

Mongols

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>>183797695

Mongols. They even have Asian faces

>>183797748
>>183797843
Mongols aren't fat, dumb and ugly always-hungries though, and they sure as hell didn't just decide to stay in one place because it was nicer than the great maw

>>183797901
>literally found all over the world
>staying in once place

???

>>183797290
They're so boring even a fantasy setting can't spice them up.

>>183797843
nah the hobgoblins are the mongols, they even have khangs

Ahhhhhhhh /twg/, the eternal general...

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>>183797290
They're a footnote in the lore mentioned in places, but they do exist.
I found pic related in a big folder of concept art some anon shared a while back.

>>183797960
>African mythos
>Boring
They make nord mythology seem like uncreative MRRG written trash. Try /his/ sometimes.
>>183797843
>>183797901
Pretty sure the horseriding khans of the northern wastelands are mongols..

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COCK
BIG THROGG COCK

>>183798047

We've been close to death a few times.

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>>183798027
>>183798197

Point, I did forget about them

hey /twg/ whatcha thinkin bout

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Alright, so I've been playing for a while now and just ended my Wood Elf campaign because I couldn't deal with King Chaos and his league of special snowflakes. Now I'm looking to start a new campaign with all I've learned, and I just don't know which one I should choose.
I tried the Empire, which played exactly like Total War: Empire and I was pretty good at that, and the Vampires, which were a little too rough to learn with. Are there any factions that are easy enough to get the ropes of battle? I suck at it if it's not the Empire where I can just artillery everything and let my muskets sing.

My biggest problem is deciding if I should auto-resolve battles which seem to have been lost or to risk it and try to win with my own, horrible commanding abilities.

>>183798438
thingken of fantasy ;_;

>>183798315
THROGG NOT COCK
THROGG IS THROGG

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>>183798315

Can't wait to make Throgg cry with some fire

>>183798456

Dwarfs are pretty easy in vanilla, try them

>>183798570
Aren't they like the slowest faction in the game? How am I supposed to learn flanking maneuvers and micromanagement when I can just spam walls of slow-moving, armoured manchildren?

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Alright Skarsnik, slowly back away from the dwarves and nobody gets hurt. Don't even try to get closer, I have lightning strike.

>>183798806

Sorry, didn't read your post throughly. Bretonnia might be better for learning flanking and micro, your peasants are utterly expendable, so you can focus on your knights and hammering the anvil.

>>183797395
Theyre losing less than 5 roughly settlements, i wouldnt call that really fucking them over. And Warhammer is one of the best optimized total war games to date, probably since they planned the combined map when they started work on it, I actually think it wont be as long load times as everyone says. But hey maybe im the optimistic fool here, but im giving them the benefit of the doubt after how well warhammer ran compared to the fucking mess Atilla still is.

As far as confederation and place to expand, wont every faction be able to push out now and capture everything?

>>183799021
Also the word 'expendable'. Does this mean that you can spam these as your front-line always or does it mean that they are shit as fuck and will do nothing against anything and are basically just fodder?

>>183799164
Yes.

>>183799210
>>183799210
This is a confusingly valid answer.

Why can only WoC recruit armoured trolls? Slapping some crude armour on a troll shouldn't be beyond the orcs. Is it that way in TT?

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>>183797901
Ogres are smarter than greenskins and mastered gunpowder, they fulfill role of mongols by being nomad people who wander east.

>>183799369
Because orcs cant make armor im guessing, they just use the stuff they find

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>>183799164

You can technically make as many of them as you want, though this impact your Peasant economy the more you do it. There's a limit where it will start having a negative economy effect, although the game won't hardcap them. And they are shit as fuck, with the exception of Squires and Battle Pilgrims.

>>183799210
Also, when it comes to unit-types, should I focus on having Lords recruit less unit-types to specialize (IE. a Lord with nothing but cavalry or a Lord that has mostly anti-armor etc.) or should I have a wide as possible array of different troops to counter anything that I run into?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27Ua2pP31yE
So wait, how hammer of sigmar end up in space/sky so it could fall down on Mordheim? Is it this same weapon Karl Franz now wield? Emperors before this accident didn't wield Ghal Maraz? Was it lost up until this point?

>>183799369
Armoured Trolls don't exist in the tabletop at all.

Literally Radious-tier.

>>183799525

I personally try to have a very diverse army, although I am playing with an AI recruitment mod

>>183799525
Bretonnia doesn't exactly have a lot of unit types, I wouldn't worry about it

>>183797901
>Mongols aren't fat, dumb and ugly always-hungries though
they kind of are. real life mongols are really stocky and oiled barra wrestling is part of their cultures. ogres are just giant version of them

Is there a recommended magic overhaul mod

>>183799469
>mastered gunpowder

Not really, they buy all their weapons from the Chaos Dwarfs. All they do is reload and fire their guns, which they aren't really that good at.

>>183799586
It's figurative

>>183799586
No, it is just an allegory or whatever.

A comet signaled the birth of Sigmar. A comet "signaled" the destruction of Mordheim way later.

>>183799884
Orcs and goblins are too dumb to do even that.

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>Ogres aren't mongols, they are just fat slinty eyed oriental blobs

>>183799953
>>183800009
Ah, okay

How powerful is The Green Knight in combat?

>>183800072
>Ogre armies are monstrous units only
H Y P E

>>183800072
It's sad how lacking your understanding of culture is.

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>>183800072

>>183799869

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=720729515

>>183800186
Not particularly. He's tough to take down though, on account of him being a spooky ghost and all.

>Fat.
>Loud.
>Obnoxious.
>Eat all the time.
>Obsessed with guns.
>Ruthless capitalists.
>Leader is a retarded rich guy.
>Constantly gets involved in other peoples conflicts.
>"""Native""" lands were conquered from another race, once mighty, but now reduced to a few inbred alchoholics.
>What little culture they have is based entirely around shitty food, as a result they immitate and appropriate other peoples culture.
>Reliant on the mass labor of a lesser race to do all the shitty jobs they don't want to do.
>Is constantly kept in check by a race of large-nosed, darkhaired, hatwearing, greedy imperialists.

Literally americans.

>>183800434
Does this change the different Lores so they're actually different?

So are ethereal units invincible cheese vs AI? Does CA just not care?

Is it at all possible to have the green knight as a LL

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>>183800195
What's that, big guy?

So what's this fuss about SFO? Should I get it for my third playthrough or no?

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>>183800829
mod it yourself

t. steel*faith

>>183800186
I've never seem him be overly killy, but leave him out and about and unless the enemy has magic damage he'll just stand there forever taking hits to the face without worry.

>>183800876
It's a good overhaul mod plagued with shitty units, unlike Radious which is a shitty overhaul mod plagued with shitty units.

>>183800904
Are you just being a useless shitposting cunt or can you mod new LL or make lords LLs?

>>183797452
Greenskins are chavs and soccer hooligans though.

>>183797558
Post proofs of that vampire branch.

>>183800876
Give it a try, the only person you can trust is yourself.

>>183800656

Its been awhile since I last played but I do remember it making the lore of metal pretty great

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>>183801034
>useless
>shitposting

ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER

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>>183801132
Your first mistake.

>>183801034
you can definitely make new LL's

>>183801163
in an overpowered way? I don't want a magic buff, I want more interesting magic

>>183801184
All shitposting is useless, while not all shitposting is useless, this much is obvious to anyone. More useless things to say?

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>>183797558
Post proof of negrovamps or getout

>>183801314
Danke buddy, pack file manager will still do me for anything I need right?

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>>183801323

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I can't wait for TW:W2 so we can implement rogue armies to TW:W1 map as well.
Wandering bands of
>Witch Hunters with Fanatics, Flagellants and Warrior Priests.
>Sisters of Sigmar
>Fimir only armies
>Troll only armies
>Mercenaries
>Forest goblins
So many opportunities for new enemies. If only map of the Old World was bigger...

>>183801409
PFM can do everything
Just grab a mod that adds LLs, open it up, see how it's done, then do it yourself

>>183801409
It should, but how you would actually do it is beyond me

I would look at the faction overhauls for normally unplayable factions to see how they did their LL's

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>>183801482
you are like a little babby

watch this

>>183801572
Cheers buddy, not my first time fucking around with mods so should be a breeze, thanks for clearing that up for me my man

>>183801612
Yeah I've always downloaded a base and just reversed engineered like a chink

>>183801797
THROGGED

>>183801797
FUCK OUTTA MY WAY

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>>183801797
IS THIS THE ANCIENT POWER OF CA ANIMATIONS?!?!?!

>>183801797
>the best he can do is kick around shit-tier Bret infantry
Fucking pathetic.

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First sighting of Skinkwolfs in action

>>183801797
>when your voter base gets so enthusiastic you have to gentle shoo them away

>>183802095

What can you expect from cowardly Trolls? They run away as soon as they lose a little health ingame?

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>>183802163
AwOoOoO?

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Imagine being able to pick things up with your nose

>>183801797
Those swords sticking out of his back look stupid

>>183802385
Poor mammoth will have the stink of peasant on him. Will take weeks to wash off.

>>183802268
Female skinwolves... oh yes!

>>183802385
I don't like mammoth animations so far. In this trailer they seemed to be unsatisfactory.

>>183802608
Not trying to shitpost here but for real. What would you have liked to see differently when it came to the animations?

>>183802737
Body slam and a 360 sweep with their tusks
Nothing will surpass Minotaur animations at this pace

>>183802946
That does sound awesome. I agree wholeheartedly. They should throw some of that mass around and really obliterate the battlelines.

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What are we going to see in Krell's skill tree when Norsca arrives? Permanent summon?

>>183802946
I will body slam you weak ass if u dont shut the fuck up CA LITERALLY IS DOING ITS BEST with the mammoths faget get rekt kys

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What's the best campaign custom battle map compilation?

>>183803038
Sounds well balanced and not at all annoying

>>183802946
I can't imagine mammoths being smart enough or trainable enough to do tusk sweeps vs human-sized units.

>>183803361
CA should just forget about balance when it comes to Chaos.

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>>183803649

>>183803649
They should just fucking jump on the dudes like they are ants
Not pick them one at a time with their trunk

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>>183803038
What if they mocapped a baby elephant

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>>183803361
>balanced
I don't care about it in singleplayer, I want fun.

>>183803928

elephants are cute

>>183803862
>mfw cavalry will just stagger a bit when they get it by the mammoths

>>183803891
They should get armor on their sides and just fall sideways on people, wouldn't be stupid at all.

Mammoths should have minotaur animations.

>>183802385

>Cataphact Mammoth (Helstorm + Greatcannon)

All empire has to do and the world is theirs

>>183803928
Awwwwww.

>>183803936
I don't want the AI to bring a deathstack of mammoths that tear apart anything I can actually afford in my campaigns because some faggot like you thinks stupidly powerful shit makes the campaign more fun
AI already has piss poor recruiting, if they started recruiting autist fidget spinning mammoths that annihilate units of infantry is seconds then it's fucking retarded, no matter if you think it's cool or not fucktard

>>183804123
You sound like a little bitch

>>183804210
You sound like a stupid dribbling cunt

>>183804123
wew lad calm down a little

>>183804123
>AI to bring a deathstack of mammoths that tear apart anything I can actually afford
Sounds like good fun.

If mammoths were an overpowered military powerhouse the Empire factions would have bred or imported them.

>>183804330
>colourful mammoths with cannons

Might have been cool.

>>183804271
It sounds shit, it's the difference between having high power challenging monsters in a consistent army, and retarded buffed AI shitting out OP
360 spinning beyblades
Replacing chariots with them would be awful
Mammoths should be tanky to screen the marauders, not some army smashing beast

>>183804639
Every monster should fuck shit up
Why do you hate fun

>>183804748
Why do you think having big flashy animals makes things fun?

>>183804748

Do you enjoy Surtha Eks Chariot spam too?

>>183803214
The end of tree skill will probably be the black axe giving him sort of activatable ability and magic attacks.

>>183796312

Being a fan of high elves is like admitting to be a cuck. Only worse. Even a real cuck is more successful than high elves.

>>183804858
Because they change up the gameplay and allow for different tactics? Just a thought.

>>183805067
im a fan of high elf females

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>>183805067
t.man with no hammer

>>183798315
THE PEASANT PUNTING, brilliant.

Now to see Throgg kick manlet over on his ass, Id watch that on a loop

>>183805113
They're another hand in rock paper scissors, nothing wrong at all with that, but making them hilariously OP because it's cool to you is still fucking retarded, it's dogshit, you're dogshit

>>183805210
TRUE KING OF ALL PEAKS

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>>183796312
Just finished KEMMLER legendary campaign. Probably the hardest campaign I've ever done in any total war game. The late game was surprisingly harder than the early game. I colonized Kislev and, as a result, was the first to receive the full might of the Chaos invasion. I went up against the Everchosen and the Everwatcher with KEMMLER and Manlet, both having full army stacks of elite wights and monsters and the reinforcements from the Praag garrison. It was still an incredibly hard fight. The main infantry line of triple gold chevron Chosen with great axes chewed through 12 units of Grave Guard (Great Weapons) even with the draining effect of the Mortis Engine and several rear charges from Hex Wraiths. I pushed through and knocked out the Hellcannons with Terrorgheist and Vargheist goon squads. I broke their armies, but they were soon at my door again with Kholek and Sigvald. I brought up Helman Ghorst and the Red Duke's armies and was finally able to break Chaos' spine. The fleeing chaos warbands were mopped up by vampiric corruption or my armies. All life must perish.

You know what would be really epic? Having SS machine gunners as a dwarven unit and maybe himmler as an ll! With gas chambers for orcs and skavens! Obviously they must be op to show of the might of the good guys.

Maybe then TW would become as respected as the paradox games

>>183805113

Read the reply you're replying to:

>AI to bring a deathstack of mammoths that tear apart anything I can actually afford

You like the idea of a stack that you can't counter?

>>183803928
:3

>>183803649
mammoth tusks weren't really ideal for attack, and like most pachyderms if it hits something hard it'll really hurt.

>>183805275

Making them OP is totally fine as long as they're expensive enough. Especially if a couple of halberds or spearmen can kill them.

>>183805319

(you)

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>>183805067

>>183805319
/gsg/ sure is on an invasion roll lately

>>183805371
Everything can be countered. Saying otherwise only shows your lack of true understanding.

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>>183805210
>elves
>not urks

whoever made this must be a manling

>>183805638
>manlings
>not being hungry for elf pussy

>>183802095
>>183802219

t. wulfrik

>>183805316
Kemmler's still technically living right?

>>183805505
>making them OP is fine
>as long as they're not OP and can easily be countered

You do know that OP means over powered right?

>>183805595

>Everything can be countered.

Doesn't mean it's a good addition or make it fun.

>>183805583
How is the cycle here anyway? I just drop by every time something new nears so I can't tell other than more shitposting than usual.

>>183805505
>Oh look, 60 stack of norscans with chariots and mammoths
>Oh boy, can't wait to send my hordes of spearmen I have lying around everywhere
Nigger are you a fucking mongoloid, if you could reasonably deal with them then they're not overpowered are they? What I'm saying though is that the AI cheats a fucking tonne, so if they had a bunch of huge monsters they can recruit with all their AI bucks that can annihilate your armies of regular guys with ease, and they're capable of spamming them (as the AI usually is) then it's gonna be horse shit
Mammoths should be screening for marauders, not a huge army destroying beast

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>>183803928
These will likely be extinct in our lifetimes.

>>183805859

t. Throggtard

Daily reminder that Wulfrik is first on the roster and will be the first LL pick.

>>183805880
Yes

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>>183806008
I blame the niggers and their (((enablers))) in the ivory trade

>>183805880
I think so... He's "Lichemaster" in name only. He is, in truth, no Lich. He is really fucking old. Is there an actual date on the Imperial Calendar for Kemmler's first (Terror of the Lichemaster) and last (End Times) appearance?

>>183806063
>not playing throgg first
>not bullying sigvald

Potential third LL for norsca?

>>183806005

No one is going to read your blogpost you weird little autist

I want Throgg to impregnate my wife and cum on her face.

A Fimir Matriarch, with voice lines based on Thatcher speeches

>>183805880

Yes.

Heinrich Kemmler is not my lichemaster, he is living and probably chaos worshipper as well.

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>>183806008
I sometimes wonder how many we killed in ancient warfare, and how many more we killed in the ivory trade. Such a noble creature. It's bond with humanity as close as the Horse or Dog, yet so much more thanks to it's amazing intelligence. I really love Elephants.

>>183806218
You're one asshurt nigger, kys my man

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>>183805770
Why would you need pussy when you can have all the gorl from the mines in your coffer.

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>always hung up in past TW games on the fact that the graphics and numbers are representative of human suffering
>Warhammer comes along and I can go to town, exterminating indisputably fiendish vamps and savage greenskins
feels good

>>183806372
But your entire dream is to farm goats.

>>183806218

Kys

>>183806428
faggot

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>>183805770
>elf "pussy" (male)

>>183806218
Upvoted

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>>183806491
Wrong. Are you a gobbo ? Gold>Beards>Beer>Goat

>>183806428
I cried watching Man on Fire around the warehouse party scene because of all the excessive suffering and violence

>>183806428
Literally never used to kill captives
It's all I do now, vampire fucking shits get BTFO

>>183806510
No you

>>183806428
pain is weakness leaving the body

>>183806634
Stop diminishing your wife in importance, Nohammer.

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>>183806558
ELF FRIENDS

Empire>WE>Bretonnia>Dwarfs>VC>Greenskin>Beastmen>WoC

>>183806428
I feel bad killing dryads and treekin and treemen

Does anyone have any proof that the SFO modder is a trumpcuck?

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can some kind lorefag expalin to me why there is no chaos elves?

and i dont mean cult of pleasure druchii fags there just LARPing, im talking why is their no full on spiky armoured chosen tier chaos elves?

also while im at it why are malekith and morathi the only two elves that are immortal?

>>183806917
>everyone right of me is a trump supporter

>>183797290
With the exception of Nehekhara and Zlatlan the Southlands is pretty much not a factor in Warhammer. Same with lands east of the Mountains of Mourn.

>>183796312
Woah, hold the phone, just realised something.

Why does Malekith summon a fire-breathing Hydra even though he is scared shitless by fire.?

>>183806981
>people who post on r/the_donald aren't trumpcucks.

>>183806917
He literally has added citations from Mein Kampf to new unit descriptions.

>>183807093
/ourguy/

>>183806917
His latest content patch literally added Mecha-Goebbels to the Empire roster

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REMOVE URK remove urk
you are worst urk. you are the urk idiot you are the urk smell. return to blak crag.. to our angrund cousins you may come our ankor. you may live in the mines….ahahahaha ,ASRAI we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole urk stink grobi grudge grudge..urk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead urk..ahahahahahASRAI WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget war of beard .caledor we kill the king , caledor return to your precious ulthuan….hahahahaha idiot urk and grobi smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE GROBI FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. thorgrim+ungirm++grombrindal=kill urks…you will wob/ gotrek alive in silver road, gotrek making album of silver road . fast rap gotrek silver road. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of gotrek… you are ppoor stink urk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

gotrek alive numbr one #1 in silver road ….fuck the grobi ,..FUCKk ashol urks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur war-boss and gobbo. gotrek aliv and real strong wizard kill all the urk farm aminal with rap magic now we the dawi rule .ape of the zoo presidant thorgrim grudgebearer fukc the great tzeentch and lay egg this egg hatch and grobi wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. karaz ankor greattst countrey

>>183807081
>t. cuck

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>>183806917

>>183807081
>>183806917
Literally what does this have to do with anything? Does your frustration with President Trump have to be brought into everything?

>>183806943
Mostly because there just has never happened to be a big faction of elves that started venerating chaos. You have the high elves, who are among chaos' worst enemies, the dark elves, who are bitter and buttblasted and edgy as fuck but still would rarely consider chaos as a good thing (except for said cults of pleasure and the very rare occasions where they have allied themselves to some particular chaos champion who coincided with their objectives, like in the mmo) and the wood elves, who are basically high elves that decided they were done with everyone and retreated to their forest.

>>183807093
screen shots?

>>183807182
I've always wondered how this would sound spoken

>>183807228
Sounds more like he's a worshiper of Assad

>>183807228
wtf i love steel faith now

How does one spell that battle cry the dwarfs do when you start a battle. To me it sounds like "KAZARAK KAHZAK KUL" but i know that's wrong.

>>183807410
>being against ZOG is worshipping foreign leaders
(())

>>183806943

There were Chaos Elves (Slaaneshi Dark Elves) but it was retconned by GW to differentiate them. But now you could argue that since Slaanesh wants to consume all the Elven souls they have nothing to gain from assisting Chaos.

>>183807228
>3 years ago

>>183803928
>tfw that's from my town

>>183807228
Okay McCain, well go start a war in Syria now

Could someone post the warhammer rollchart, please

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>>183806917

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>>183807182
I forgot this pasta was a thing

>>183807603
Wish my town had elephants

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>>183807690

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Should I research the tech to confederate Artois or Lyonesse first?

>>183807714
How fucking dumb are you if you use your private account for your mod?

>>183807531

The Cult of Pleasure was only retconned to not be Slaaneshi in The End Times, in 8th edition they were still Chaos worshipers.

This game is based off of 8th edition and doesn't acknowledge TET

>>183807737
Thank you lad, I'll play this campaign in your honor

>>183807737
KILL URKS

>>183806358
>Dog
10000BC called, it told you to fuck off

>>183807737
roll before Norsca

>>183807721

What was the original? Turkish?

>>183807228
While long ago, and that it's unlikely he's had a change of opinion, who do these morons use their "official" names when saying political shit that's sure to cause controversy among fans?

Also ironic talking about jews, when he's a thief who sells others work for thousands a month.

>>183807973
really anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxUU3zncVmI

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>>183807864

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>>183807973
REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab
you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey

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last stand

>>183807772
He's a born again fundamentalist in the religious right. That should give you a clue.

>>183808326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

We need mods. Purge the thread.

>>183808409
I agree actually

>>183808409
But anon, we got great mods already, like radious and SFO :^)

>>183807737
here we go

>>183808409
neck yourself shitposter

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muh Vow

>>183808409
No joke, this thread is cancer

How do the Undead deal with Chaos? Grave Guard seem... less than ideal.

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>>183808409

>>183808326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foyAOoVagWw

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>>183808107
> 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic

>>183807228
can you link the video you found that on? I wanna see it for myself

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>>183808537
based Steel*Faith adding in these good units

Thanks for the mod br*ther

>>183808409
It's pretty much just one anon who's gone off the deep end and can't stop making awful posts

>>183808326

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3R8tkvlAlk

>>183808586
Crypt horrors

Or just spam OP magic bullshit like WoD

>>183808721
Its fake
Jesus people really fall for this shit so easy

>>183808409
t.Reddit

>>183808537
Can only hire them if you capture Couronne in campaign. I don't think I've ever captured Couronne as VC.

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>>183808848
damn, you found me out

time to go shitpost somewhere else

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Is Total War: Westeros doomed to happen at some point?

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>>183807714
hmmm didn't know I could love this guy MORE

>>183808969
that's why I'm asking, dingus

>>183809002
Total War: Harry Potterverse first

>>183809034
me on the right

>>183809002

Hopefully not. TW can't do politics and GoT barely has any fantasy units to differentiate it from a historical game.

>>183809002
Nah, the final season is here and they're too busy with warhammer. If they wanted a practically free million purchases they'd make one in the early days.

>>183809002
The unfinished M2 mod that's existed longer than TWW?

>>183809002
Hopeful after my death

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>>183798982
This is an amusing post.

>>183809002
Thankfully not

>>183809187
Is it really the final season already?

>>183806943
Because they have other gods to sell their souls too when they go off the deep end, then there's the fact that almost the entirety of the elven race exists south of the chaos wastes which is heavily populated by humans, on top of all that there probably are elves who fall to chaos and outright worship the dark gods, but they're so few in number that they don't rate their own army or nation, for comparison there have been humans within the empire that have taken up chaos worship as well, but outside of a short story where they get blammed by a witch hunter or a foot note within an army book they don't rate their own models or even their own army either.

>all of these GoT cucks and LOTR pussies
>no one mentions Redwall: Total War

how does it feel to have shit taste?

>>183802385
wow nice, I didn't see that in the video

>>183809150
But that's the thing tho. It's a low fantasy setting, a middle ground between history and warhammer. I feel if they built on the peoplestuff from Attila and implemented bannermen in a proper manner it could be bretty gud

>>183809187
that's why i said "at some point".

Do you think they spent all their charlemagnes into animating the Mammoths?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9SLtRrfgfE&feature=em-uploademail

Something's familiar...

>>183809716

That and the CGI trailer.

>>183809716

They probably did. Wulfrik seems to be barely animated while sitting on the mammoth

>>183809286
also, aren't elves more resistant to chaos than humans naturally? On top of being incredibly rare in their existence, it is also rare that they turn to the dark gods.

>>183809587

I get it, but if they're going to do a fantasy game I'd prefer they do something with magic and monsters. If I want something more realistic I'd rather just play historical.

>>183809716
Don't worry, they saved extra one charlemagne, when they copy paste empire general animation to elves

>>183809716
>>183809859
>>183809884
>>183809959

What the fuck is a Charlemagne I keep seeing here

>>183810067
The equivalent of jabberslythe

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>>183810067
its a meme you dip

>>183810067
A french dude

>>183810067
iirc CA once compared the resources/work of animating a beastmen jabberslythe to x amount of Charlemagne work, or something. Now everything is measured in Charlemagnes.

>>183810067
TWWII will cost 100 charlemange

>>183810067

Charlemagne.

1.A frankish king from the dark ages famous for creating an important european empire
2.Measure unit for total war games used to calculate how much animating a unit would cost, One Charlemagne=One Jabberslythe

>>183800446
too true

>>183810067

When Beastmen where released there was a negative reaction to the fact that the price was so high and yet the roster was incomplete. CA responded by saying that adding a Jabberslythe, one of the missing units, would have cost as much as the concept art for Age of Charlemagne

And so a meme was born

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>>183810067

A very expensive commodity

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>>183810067
A new currency.

>>183807737
rolls for the roll god

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>>183807737
rolling on the edge

>>183807803
Wrong, 8ed mentioned them as cult of Atharti instead of Slaanesh.

>>183808409
Going to have to, /pol/ has infested the place.

>>183810495
why did I read this in Sir Attenborough's voice

>>183803928
i want to fuck it

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Maybe Chaos Undivided is a bit... much.

Archaon hasn't even invaded.

>>183810067
Last warning bud

>>183810525
END THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW, JUST STOP, FUCKING CA

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>>183807737
rolling the fast way to life

>>183798438
thos bean;s

http://www.strawpoll.me/13531115
http://www.strawpoll.me/13531115
http://www.strawpoll.me/13531115

It's time.

>>183803928
I fucking hate marauder horsemen

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>>183807737
here we gooo

>>183806943
Morathi is immortal because she bathes in the true Cauldron of Blood and Malekith is immortal because he is too angry to die
also because he is the chosen of Asuryan and the true king of all elfkind

How do I stop feeling guilty using 19 Hawk Riders in battle

Do you guys think that the necrosphynx will get dragonogre animations?

>>183809034
WTF i love skaven now

>>183809343
furry fag get out

>>183810983
THROGG!
THROGG!
THROGG!

>>183807071
were is it states that Malekith is scared by fire?

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>>183798438
I wonder why i suck so hard and how to git gud.
I wonder when Bannerlord is released

>>183811046
Has Morathi ever done anything nice?

>>183807714
A true hero>>183811316

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>>183810654

>Attenborough will never read you the Radious shitpost copypasta

Why even live?

>>183811316
She tends to Malekith's urges

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What rhymes with semen? Daemon!

>>183811292
Try to catch enemies alone
Always move together
At most have one guy out looking for Wyrdstone
Upgrade your stronger units and consider your cheaper ones expendable
Remember some injuries can provide bonuses, a lost arm can for example provides a bonus to dodging.

>>183806428
mocky, kys

>>183809716
Yep

>>183811316
She cared for Malekith when he was wounded one time

>>183811460
limen:
noun: the smallest detectable sensation

>>183807737
Fuck it

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You're in the Kharak and this gnollengrom strols up to your shapely kvinn and scratches her dongliz.

What do you do?

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>tfw too intelligent to play greenskins

>>183806943
Alith Anar is also immortal from time of Sundering.

>>183811731
Cus you're bed?

So I am gonna finally play dwarves. BUT I am afraid that I will not have any fun. You see I love cavalry and micromanaging forces. What do I do with myself when all you do as dwarves is sit in one spot :(

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>>183807737

>>183811727
Throw the book at him

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>>183811292
>spoiler

someday it'll be real and then i'll be happy again.

>>183811709
I don't want to play as THE GRIM

>>183811892
Be aggressive dorfs.

>>183811892
Fucking nothing, dwarves are boring

>>183811892
dwarf late game armies are bretty fun desu. early game is shit

>>183811892
Manually control an artillery piece!

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>>183812270
I actually find this very fun and entertaining

>>183812413
It is. And rest of the dwarf army doesn't even need your control in that time. They just stay in their boxes and do their shit.

>>183811892
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=823571035&searchtext=Da+green

Use this and prepare yourself

>>183809002

Who made that shit map? Jesus Christ.

>>183812824
the same shit tard that thinks GoT is good

>>183812824
I did! what the hell is you're problem?

how do you guide hellcanon shots? i press insert and can shoot manually but i cant seem to guide it mid air.

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>>183812824
What's the matter, too deep for you son?

>>183812965
That map is wrong.

>>183812824
>sunset found her squatting on the map

>>183811203

Dark Elves 8th editon army book:

"The central bastion of this tower belongs to Malekith alone, and none save the Black Guard of Naggarond are granted entrance without the Witch King's permission. Neither torches nor lanterns are permitted within; though he would never admit it, the Witch King has long been discomfited by wholesome flame."

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>/twg/ is slowly turning into /gsg/
I feared this day would come. That or we just had a sudden influx of /gsg/ shitposters

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>>183809002
>ywn invade Westeros as Karl Franz