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My love for Tracer will never die.

What was the point of waiting until the 27th to release Fisto?

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Hanzo is made for dickings

post ending in 8 picks who I buy a gold gun for and decide to solo use this entire season

no snipers

>>183752720
genji

>>183752475
>[YouTube]
Once again: if you suck, don't make OPs! It's as simple as that!

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Don't mind me, just worst map coming throug

>>183752720
doomfist

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>>183752475
>mei with black hair

>>183752720
sombra

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I require Amélie

>>183752720
Mei

What the fuck do I need to do to carry a team

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I can not believe I'm arguing with someone right now over the fact Sym shouldn't be buffed.
I've mained her since closed beta and I still don't think she should be buffed, that's how fucking fucked this community is, the fact a main has to be like " uhh that's a bit much"

>Play drunk
>do several times better than sober

>>183752720
roadhog

>>183753196
go back to S2 and main Reaper/Roadhog and beg your healer to be Ana

>>183752720
Bastion

I saw a masters rank dedicated Bastion main today while in QP

>>183752720
torbjorn 8

>>183752720
Tracer!

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>>183753482
clever man.

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>>183752720
Roadhog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8dbVxVpacs

>>183752720
Sombra

>>183752720
Symmetra

>>183752720
genji

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>Mercy mains defending themselves in the youtube comment section

is there anything more pathetic?

>OVERHEALING IS FINE!!!!

>>183752720
Sombra.

>>183753723

There is literally no difference between a Silver and Masters Mercy player. Maybe there are differences at the GM level, but I doubt it.

>>183753561
>WE
>WUZ

>>183753723
>don't keep up steady healing
>person dies in two seconds before you can swap back effectively
>WTF MERCY HEAL

She's a dedicated healstick, if her target is in the line of fire and ulting (pharah, soldier) it's better to overheal than risk them dying while damage boosting

>>183753723

>Grandmaster mercy here

Probably boosted. Everyone knows overhealing is useless unless you know for sure there is going to be an ult thrown your way.

>no summer event leaks
Shit. SHIT!

>>183752720
Mercy

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Confirming their relationship would be great PR. It would give the game more visibility and bring in new players.

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Post your best Widowmaker pics!

>>183754008
>healslut won

ahahaha

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What is the saltiest rank and why is it platinum?

>>183754040
The 'romance' is gonna be Reaper having a crush on Ana, and not wanting to kill Jack because she cares for him and that would permanently sour her view on him

cap this I will be right

>>183754040
Did you see the backlash from the Tracer thing? A single female homo is nothing compared to what two "suddenly gay lol" male characters, it would absolutely sink the game

OW is in no position to be making waves, tons of pros and average players alike are dropping the game. Tumblr shit maybe temporarily boost player base for a bit, but it won't do anything for the pro scene and will end up turning more people off than not.

Seriously, I'm actual gay myself, but enough is enough

>>183754074

People think they're better than Gold.
(They're not.)

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>>183754047

>>183754074
Not good enough to be diamond, but good enough to see why everyone is shit

>>183754283
>Did you see the backlash from the Tracer thing?

to be fair the 'outrage' lasted like a week and has no actual impact on people leaving the game compared to dive

>>183754074
It's the official elo hell rank. The game places too many people there, with varying skill levels, making it an incredible slog to get past.

>>183752475
One of the things I despise the most about this fucking game is the fandom. God fucking dammit the fandom is cancer. Its literally Tumblrinas and muh diversity bait. One of my pals thats Gold IN PS4 aka a shitter got into one of these Cuckbook groups. Blackwatch they call it, cringe as fuck. Full to the brimm with fucking furries and faggots. Jesus tapdancing christ they once said that Mercy requires skill lmao. That page is a literal mounstrosity and if you ever come across it dont touch it. The fat cunts that run the page are disgusting hypocrites and furries that ship PharMercy for some god forsaken reason. Dont touch this "Blackwatch" facebook shit, you´ll just wish for the sweet release of death

>Go on any given booru
>Check character tag for a female
>1000+ Pieces of good lewd art
>Zarya
>Sub 500
I will forever be mad

>>183754545
Times a week by a 100, easily.
Gay females are much, much, much accepted than gay dudes, and now you wanna introduce two gay dudes on top of the gay chick?

You're a fucking idiot if you don't think that won't negatively impact the game, regardless if you want it or not, you need the critical thinking skills to at least see that.

>>183754652
I can't read this my eyes are literally crossing

>>183754189
>The 'romance' is gonna be Reaper having a crush on Ana

lol, how?

>>183754283
It would not effect the pro scene. It will decline because of content regardless. Jeff is killing it through his need of bottle necking updates. What will kill the game is if the main player base loses interest. Believe it or not, it's the people who are invested in the lore. A majority of the new content that's requested is lore based. Uprising was, and still is, the most successful event. It peaked numbers and increased revenue.

Not just Chu confirmed there are going to be more gay heroes. The stories just need to be told.

>OW is in no position to be making waves
Actually, this is the perfect time. The game is going to stagnate now that Doomfist is here. The slope where interest declines is hitting us now. We're right at the start of it.

Also I think it's utterly insane that you think the sexual orientation of the characters in the game is somehow going to ruin esports. What the hell is going on in your head m8?

>>183754706
>You're a fucking idiot if you don't think that won't negatively impact the game

calm the fuck down literal faggot I'm not R76 fag. the same people who bitched and whined about diversity ended up back in the game anyway, and Le Pro Ebinsports doesn't care enough to drop a game because one's gay

I agree with you that they are not going to make R76 canon, I presume it will be Hanzo because his VA is actually gay which makes it harder for gamer boys to cry 'BASELESS DIVERSITY PANDERING' and his VA doesn't go to cons so no harassment

>>183754283
There was bitching about Tracer being lesbian, there was bitching about Genji and Mercy being hinted an item.

>>183754753
You should get that checked out my dude

>>183755094
I'm allergic to edgy buzzword fountains

>>183754982
> Le Pro Ebinsports doesn't care enough to drop a game because one's gay

Yes I literally said in my it won't do anything for the pro scene.

>. the same people who bitched and whined about diversity ended up back in the game anyway

Considering how downhill the playerbase is going, I don't know why you're so confident in that assumption.


We make up like 3% of the entire fucking planet, it would absolutely be seen as pointless pandering to have two out of your like 20 characters be gay.

>>183755068
One made news
one didnt

how to get better as Bastion?

>>183754982
I could see gay Hanzo for sure. In fact, I'm pretty sure he's the only character I've seen who never gets shipped with women.

doomfist and summer games tomorrow right?

RIGHT???????????

>>183755167
>thinks gays are 3%

oh I see you're a self-hating gay

>Considering how downhill the playerbase is going

it's not because tracer's gay, it's because the game isn't fucking fun right now and releases content updates at a ludicrously slow pace, we've established this and bitched about it threads far more than tracerfag bitching, and 4chan is fag hate central

>>183755348
>who never gets shipped with women
Shipping doesn't matter. Not in the least bit. Several ships have been killed already and Tracer being gay was decided on the moment Metzen helped develop the character. He pushed for the game to be progressive right out of the starting gate in fact.

>>183755401
>self hating gay

I am absolutely not in the slightest bit, and I'm not sure why my citing the 3% thing makes you think that?
Are small populations lesser people to you? So you're projecting that on to me?


>it's not because tracer's gay,

I never said that.
Basically I was saying you have no evidence to support the idea the people who bitched about it ended up coming back.

>>183755534
I know, I'm just saying that it'd probably work out. Might go a lot smoother than Tracer did at any rate.

>>183755591
>smoother
No matter who the next gay is, it won't be smooth. In fact, the more PR it generates the better.

What's the longest you play overwatch in a session? For some reason I can't stomach more than one hour right now.

>>183755739
> the more PR it generates the better.

Unfortunately, Jeff, not in this situation.
Please take some business classes before parroting meme quotes.

>>183755307
They both made news. One was just using tumblr as a source.

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>>183754834
>It would not effect the pro scene. It will decline because of content regardless. Jeff is killing it through his need of bottle necking updates.

Why does Jeff want updates to be so slow? His bullshit about giving players time to digest new content is false. No one wants time to digest content.

>>183755825
Dropped it. Come to this threads to see losers arguing over which fictional character needs to fuck another fictional character over the internet

>>183755572
Being homosexual is fairly common in the animal kingdom, and we're not immune to that. Being gay is illegal, hated and/or punishable by death in tons of countries, so it's ludicrous to claim any sort of hard statistic on it because people blatantly lie to protect themselves. The fact that it's slowly becoming less hated and allowed (Germany, Madagascar) and the fact more and more people are openly identifying as being bi/gay isn't a coincidence

literally moot, just saying that 'only 3%' is a very low and improbable statistic if only looking at homosexuality rates in other animals that show homosexuality at all


>you have no evidence to support the idea the people who bitched about it ended up coming back.

someone on imgur took that GAYS RUINED CHRISTMAS youtube video and went back to the forums and found new posts by a lot of the name-n-shamed people in the video indicating they had not lived up to their promise of quitting 5ever

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I had a really good day today. Someone complimented me and thanked me. It put me in a good mood for the rest of the evening.

How was your day anon? Did you have some good games? Were your team mates nice?

>>183755739
I think there's a pretty significant difference between "X is gay" and "REEEEEEEE X IS GAY I'M UNSUBSCRIBING" in terms of PR, though.

>>183755959
Animal homosexuality =! human homosexuality

Nice try though.

>>183753885
It's pretty easy if you don't have an 800ms reaction time. You can also damage boost projectiles right before they land and keep it on healing the rest of the time, but that's way too demanding for the average gm mercy main.
>>183753879
There is. The mercy mains in diamond and below are mind blowingly bad. Like the absolute worst players in any game I've ever seen. They literally just stand still out in the open and hold m1 on full hp tanks the entire game, that's how bad you have to be to play mercy and not be GM.

>>183756154
... because you say so?

Aight, self-hate away faggot

>>183755959
"Homosexual animals" are incredibly different than a homosexual human.
Animals that fuck the same gender usually do it as a form of domination to assert themselves or because there just aren't females around.

There was a story back about some gay lions and the research had to come out multiple times and remind people that the moment a female came around the lions instantly lost interest in one another despite the fact they were fucking that day.

Fags need to kill themselves desu

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I fucking suck at OW, should I play pick only DPS in comp and basically lose all my games and drop rank until I git gud enough to climb back or try to get better in some other game mode? I'm tired of losing as a support main because I can't rely on others in my team and am at a season low because of it.

>>183755863
>Unfortunately, Jeff, not in this situation.
There is no "bad" LGBT fueled PR

If you actually believe there is you're the one that needs to look at the business aspect of it. The only way you could do it wrong is make it too transparent. You want people to notice. It's a cycle. Negative reaction always feeds the positive, more vocal reaction to this kind of content. The PR you want that celebrates your decision.

Likewise, you seem to only look at certain forums for opinions. Not the broader picture of news outlets that will always report positively to these types of developments. It sells itself.

>>183756274
Though you do also have animals like swans that display homosexuality, mate for life and drive off any other contenders, opposite gender or otherwise

I really doubt they will make two of the most visible characters, who are both posterboys for the game, gay. They will keep teasing R76 for the fujobucks but confirmation is unlikely.

I think the leading candidates were Hanzo and Rein, with Roadhog as a dark horse.

>>183756207
Because I'm not an ignorant twat.
>although homosexual behavior is very common in the animal world, it seems to be very uncommon that individual animals have a long-lasting predisposition to engage in such behavior to the exclusion of heterosexual activities. Thus, a homosexual orientation, if one can speak of such thing in animals, seems to be a rarity.

-Queer Science: The Use and Abuse of Research into Homosexuality. Cambridge, Massachusetts: MIT Press. p. 207.


>Aight, self-hate away faggot
Literally not a fucking argument, Jesus. Stop projecting onto me. I have no doubt openly sucked more cocks in public than you'll ever see in your life, not even fucking joke.

>>183756108
>"X is gay" and "REEEEEEEE X IS GAY I'M UNSUBSCRIBING"

No matter who you make gay this will happen regardless. There is no winning if you want to somehow "tone" that reaction down. There is no way to judge it other than forum posts. And when people are angry they are loud and angry. You have to look at the actual figures.

>>183756408
>Rein
>Not Lucio

Also they will not make the junkers their first (probably only) blizzard gay males, too much bad PR with them being criminals, insane, and murderers

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Symmetra is bae

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>>183754381
This one's my favorite.

>>183756405
I'm not saying animals can't be gay, but to say "homosexual animals are common" is just misleading because it's two very different things for us and them.

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>>183754047

EVERYBODYS GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY

>>183756502
Tracer being gay spawned massive, positive PR for Blizzard though, because hating gays is out in journalism and had people piling on 'da haterz' to show their support

honestly if you're willing to ragequit because a fictional character is gay you were probably a toxic thrower anyway, comp will improve, only good will come of it

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>>183754074
Diamond is worse
Literally dps mains everywhere who think theyre hot shit and can pubstomp QP shitters by themselves but spill spaghetti in ranked

>>183756521
Not him, but I'd discount Lucio only because if anything he seems like the most likely trans character if they have one.

>Also they will not make the junkers their first (probably only) blizzard gay males, too much bad PR with them being criminals, insane, and murderers
Agreed. Roadhog I could see because at least his backstory is kind of sympathetic, but not Junkrat, and definitely not both of them. Honestly even Roadhog is kind of doubtful since Blizzard's apparently going full le wacky comic relief duo with them.

>>183756648
My point being that Overwatch is going to need a PR boost in the coming months now that Doomfist is done. Doomfist was the click bait grab that, honestly, Blizzard could have kept dangling on a fishing line for a few more months. People were eating that shit up.

Now that he's here, we're going to hit a lull. There is no more grab.

Most embarassing community of any game.

>>183756521

Roadhog being gay would humanize him, like maybe he lost his gay lover in the explosion. It wouldn't make the Junkers gay either, just him. Roadhog would never have to bring it up. It's a safe option. The gay character is going to be a less liked character, to minimize the fallout.

>>183756941
I don't know that I'd call Roadhog safe compared to Hanzo, or even Reaper or 76, but I get what you mean.

>>183756929
Undertale? Pokemon? Kingdom Hearts?

>>183756941
Too transparent. It would be a complete waste from a business perspective. You also run the risk of generating bad PR by slapping that label on a character who is described literally as a mass murderer on his bio.

>>183756941
Still thinking Hanzo would be the safest because of his VA's sexuality and lack of attendance/online presence. Roadhog already has liking cute things and stealing plushies to humanize him, plus his VA attends cons and is part of the 'gaming' community.

I also want it to be Hanzo so little kids will go EW GAY and stop picking him

How do we fix Genji?

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>>183755307
They both made news, though. The Tracer one because of the comic and the Genji/Mercy thing because of people thinking whether there'd be a Valentine's day event or not and all the back and forth that went into that.

>>183757163
Cut dash's length in half, or make it cause no damage

and he DOESN'T GET HIS FUCKING ULT BACK IF HE'S KILLED AT THE START OR SLEPT

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>>183757229
He said fix, not neuter.

>>183757087
>>183757008

I brought up Roadhog as a dark horse. Personally, I also think it'll be Hanzo. It's just too perfect.

1) No one likes Hanzo, so either he gets points for being gay and it makes him more sympathetic(oh, he tries so hard because he has to prove himself because he's in the closet) or no one cares because fuck Hanzo.

2) It throws a HUGE bone to McHanzo fujos, who are the second most numerous after R76

3) Hanzo is a "main" character while at the same time not being too important, so they get points for making a visible character gay but he's still pretty second string.

4) Hanzo's character revolves entirely around being ashamed, him being a homo faggot would add another layer to his shame ("I can relate because I also know what it's like to be gay and ashamed of what people would think"). His story has mystic dragons and shit, this would make it easier to relate to him.

It's perfect. It's like gay kino.

>>183757087
>I also want it to be Hanzo so little kids will go EW GAY and stop picking him
That alone would be enough for me to support gay Hanzo, I'm not even exaggerating.

>>183757087
>Still thinking Hanzo would be the safest because of his VA's sexuality and lack of attendance/online presence.

That's utterly why he's the worst choice. You don't make characters gay to just sneak them in and hide them in the corner and hope no one notices. You also run the risk of generating PR based on the fact that his entire character is all about guilt.

>>183757412
How is the latter unfair? It's what everyone but soldier gets

and I said or, not and for the former

>>183757229
This pushes Seagull and the other Genji players into retirement.

>>183756104
>how was your day

my friend tried to cuck me out of my girlfriend, I beat him up and then she wanted to give me the "I made a mistake, please take me back" and I left her. im annoyed and playing Bastion in every game to cool off. I'm winning I guess.

>Watching gayfags fight in this thread
>Watching two autistic Sym mains fight in the OW forums

tonight was fun

>>183757509
sounds good to me

>>183757607

>he thinks this is fighting

This is civilized discussion, wtf are you on?

>>183757625
t. Mercymain.

>>183757163
>give him ledge dash back- make it work like widow jumping at the end of her grapple.
>make his ult cast slightly quicker, but is now fully drained if he dies during cast
>fix wallclimb bugs

When will they just rename Play of the Game to Genji of the Game

>>183757448
You COULD always spin it that he accepts his sexuality, but felt pressured not to act on it because of the need to produce an heir and everything. That's still a good point to build on for his redemption while shifting the "blame" for his hiding it to someone else.

>>183757723
>>give him ledge dash back- make it work like widow jumping at the end of her grapple.
That shit was buggy as all fuck. Granted, it was fun suddenly surprise diving Pharah one time like that by mistake.

>>183757891
yeah it was a bug, they should have made it a mechanic instead of completely removing it

>>183757448
>You don't make characters gay to just sneak them in and hide them in the corner and hope no one notices.

You do know that McHanzo is Overwatch's largest gay ship and that fangirls would float Overwatch alive forever just to get scraps of even non-romantic interaction between the two knowing Hanzo is gay

Everyone would know. Everyone would notice. But fans could back up 'EW GAY' gamer boys into a corner by pointing out it's the least 'forced diversity' pick because it's what his VA is, and his VA doesn't go to cons so he doesn't risk harassment.

The VA is left alone, the character is in the spotlight.

>his entire character is all about guilt
Eh. He's trying to make amends (kinda) and he's turned down Talon twice. He's not a bad guy, a flagship character, or mutilated like Genji.

Lucio is the only other probable choice, but then they risk pissing off blacks by giving the one non-villain black character (who has no comics or lore scraps since release anyway) the gay bit

>>183757858
Sure you can shift the blame but you're also assuming that the people who you want to appeal to have enough attention span to put that together. If you haven't noticed, a majority of the people who comprehend the lore and post about it on far more public forums (i.e. reddit and tumblr) tend to jump to conclusions or invent unintended implications about the message being sent out.

You want to be as basic and transparent about this as possible.

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>gay
>literally could not care less about whether or not more characters are gay
>didn't even know tracer was gay before the backlash because who actually reads the shitty comics
Why does this get people so riled up?

>>183757989
Oh, right, and Lucio's VA and D.VA's VA want their characters to get together anyway

Which, if they make Lucio bi, pisses people off by saying 'token bi who dates women so you don't have any REAL gay characters!!!'

>>183758109
>Why does this get people so riled up?

Majority of the player base care about the lore more than the actual game. Not even memeing. Jeff admits it too.

>>183758109
What even started this? Some idiot claiming gay tracer had caused massive overwatch number drops?

Who do i go to for the good sfm/blender porn?

>>183758109

I don't give a shit either. I'm not even gay. It's just that there is nothing to talk about in this game because all the content, gameplay and story related, whatever, is so fucking slow.

we LIKE kaplan here

>>183758270
It caused no number drops. In fact numbers ROSE.
They peaked at Uprising. We've hit a steady decline since then though.

>>183758375
>only characters I like are the ones who've gotten no lore since launch

Reaper confirmed sentimental was the only up-side but god dammit I miss McCree

>>183754283
You're right

Only because reyes and morrison would be too perfect together and leave it to them to pull some dumb shit like reyes crushing on anna. There can be no good gay relationships in normie media because they will get upset it's not about straights if it's any more than some super vanilla lesbians holding hands and call that a "gay relationship.

>>183758659

Yeah this is why this game is going to die.
If it's not waiting one month for Doomfist to move from PTR to live(not even waiting for Doomfist, just from PTR to live) it's waiting for nuggets of story that come maybe once every eight months.

Seriously, fuck this. My patience has limits.

>>183758762
R76 anon please leave at LEAST two confirmed faggots in this thread hate you

Reaper will have a crush on Ana and not want to kill Jack because she cares for him, just accept it and move on

I'm cuious with all this gay talk. Would Blizzard make 76 and gay at the risk of allienating the CoD/Chad/underage audience that plays him?

>>183758797
I really, really want another McCree-centric comic, but I know we won't get one for ages

Lucio hasn't gotten ANYTHING (was he even in the Christmas comic?), neither has Zenyatta, Genji or Hanzo since Dragons despite their story being entwined and pretty damn interesting

The Torbjorn comic pissed me off so bad, because it was Bastion and Torb (who'd already gotten a comic and CINEMATIC), two characters no one gives a shit about in the current scheme of lore, yet they got their story advanced and ripped away Torb's racism for?? some?? reason

>>183759313
whatever makes them more money

>>183757989
>You do know that McHanzo is Overwatch's largest gay ship
And at the same time, you destroy the integrity the devs put in place, specifically Chu. Not one interview but several of him claiming that ships will not effect the story. And then there is that infamous tweet @playOverwatch made.

But you're right, the best way to approach that is dangle it on a string. Do you remember that Halloween was their fan service? That is what they are going to get. That's all. And frankly that is the best choice. You have to draw a line between blatant pandering and then keeping the integrity of what you set out to do. Sometimes pandering can be bad PR too. Other people will expect Blizzard to make good on other popular ships. They will start expecting the same treatment McHanzo fags got.

And making one of them gay isn't the right way to bait them either. Hanzo has the same problem McCree does from a visibility standpoint. You make both a couple you get the PR impact you want, you make only one gay and you lose the entire impact. It's a very two way road.

>>183758762
>here can be no good gay relationships in normie media


There's no way you believe this...right?

Loud House has a gay couple that's whole shitck is that they are better parents than the main character's parents

>>183759407

Yeah Torb's racism was interesting. Then he meets an Omnic and "hmmmm maybe they're not so bad after all." GJ Blizzard, you just hastily ripped out something that made the character interesting and set up so much material for growth and conflict.

The worst part is they're obviously going to do the same thing with Zarya. You can tell just from looking at the pic they released of her upcoming comic. She's obviously going to have to protect some Omnic to get info on Sombra and "hmmmmm maybe they're not so bad after all."

Honestly they should be putting out a comic every month or two months considering they're not even fucking long or anything. Instead they've wasted who knows how much money on this OW League blunder, something nobody needs or wants, while simultaneously shitting all over grassroots tournaments for it.

The lore doesn't move for months and when it does it's this piss weak garbage where they throw a couple paces at you. McCree is still just wandering bars, his story has not progressed since the game came out.

All this on top of the slow as fuck content updates, which they also keep extremely mysterious, and it's like they're trying to kill the game intentionally. They are pissing me off on every single front you can piss a fan off.

>>183758878
He's not R76 anon.

And lore wise, Reyes having a crush on Ana isn't possible. Reyes leaving Jack alive just to Ana's sake isn't possible.
That avenue is already closed.

>>183759654
Tracer got an entire girlfriend concocted on the spot with no prior reference for her reveal, don't think making Hanzo confirmed gay by herself would do much

>ships don't have an impact

Didn't say they did, I said that IF they went that route, there's already a massive existing fanbase to support it

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>>183759313
>I'm cuious with all this gay talk

>>183759313
You make him bi. Give him a past relationship with a woman that fell through when he lived in indiana.

It would be fantastic PR.

>>183759654
>And then there is that infamous tweet @playOverwatch made.

I remember that. Imagine being so out of reality that you get mad because a company doesn't catter to your ship.

>>183759806
The fact random faggots can do webcomics that get a page a week, by themselves shows that blizz has no good reason not to do a 10 page comic a month or some shit

>>183759654

You don't have to have McHanzo become a thing to make Hanzo gay. Just making Hanzo gay is huge because you can have McCree do whatever heterosexual shit you want but since Hanzo is gay there is maybe a chance McCree could be bi, "it could happen," it gives the fujos hope. "If one of them is gay maybe they could be an item, it's like halfway there." You can have Hanzo never reveal being a faggot to anybody either because he's too ashamed by what society would think or whatever.

Hanzo is the easymode character to gay up.

>>183758878
Actually reading the other posts I think it would make more sense for Hanzo to be gay, I honestly just don't get why the f he turned his brother into a paraplegic cyborg from muh family pressuhs unless there was some real repression shit going on.

I'm not even the R76 anon I'm just pointing out the truth, who even gives a shit about anna so who cares about who was crushing on that old hag.

>>183759313
I don't know how much it would matter, people call each other fags all the time and most of the younger generation don't really care about gay people either way I think.

>>183759684
Sorry I don't watch retard cartoons unless they speak in moonrunes

>>183760002
This although I can only ever imagine Mccree being bi because he seems like too big of a manslut to pick a side

>>183759963
>>183759654
>And then there is that infamous tweet @playOverwatch made

It's sort of at odds with Chu though, who doesn't run that account, because Chu continually interacts with the biggest McHanzo blog on tumblr on their/his twitter feed

>>183759908
Did you not understand what I said? I mentioned nothing about that. Confirming the most popular ship would go against the mandate of ships not effecting the story.
It would be seen as pandering and it would be very hard not to.

The South Korean team has discovered a legit counter to Dive comp that isn't another dive. I'm excited to see them play.

>>183760228
Does Chu get the final call to make a character gay?

>>183760350
He's Lead Writer.

>>183760002
>Just making Hanzo gay is huge
With fujos. He's very forgettable. Like I said, you don't make a character gay to sweep them under the rug. That's not why you put them in media.

>Hanzo is the easymode character to gay up.
Anything but, and I've already explained why.

>>183760350
He does when it came to Gency, apparently

>>183760263
>confirming the most popular ship is pandering

So? Happens all the time with straight romance storylines. There isn't a male character IN overwatch besides Rein and Torb that isn't partnered up by fujoshi, even Lucio's getting Doomfisted (and his VA is openly gunning for bunny pussy).

Rein would be a dark horse, but it'd actually probably piss off straight fans considering Rein/Ana is ludicrously huge

There's no 'perfect' gay character, you're either pandering or ruining a straight ship

>>183760567
>He's very forgettable.

I see Hanzo in every game and that nigger got a full cinematic.

>>183759313
Nope. He already has his trope, no need to add another one to the mix.
Plus, the gay community already got their dick stroke, time to move to some other obscure thing, make torbjorn deaf, for example, or announce that widowmaker loves to have sex with dogs, or that zenyatta is colorblind.
Nevermind that it adds nothing to the story and isn't reflected upon in-game.

>>183760228
>Chu continually interacts with the biggest McHanzo blog on tumblr

He talks to certain fans a lot. That twitter is one of them. I know who you're referring to. Talking to that person means nothing. He also talks to a desperate female Widowtracer shipper with suicidal depression a lot.

>>183760276

I wonder if it involves Rein, Mei, or Reaper.

execute all gays

>>183760638
That sinematic was about Gengi. Hanzo doesn't exist as a standalone character, his sole purpose is to kill genji. Remove his weeb brother, and hanzo falls apart.
Isn't Chus writing awesome and totally not a cringeworthy fanfiction?

>>183760567
>Hanzo
>forgettable

>>183760276
Is Mei related to that strategy? Because she's kinda useful when I try to kill both Winston and D.va and it's really easy if your team is around you.

>>183760638
Where has he been in the lore since that cinematic?

Being used in game =/= actual popularity. Without McHanzo, Hanzo wouldn't be very popular at all outside of porn. Genji is twice as popular as him.

>>183760742
>he talks to two blogs that are the most popular gay ships

and? he made one half of widowtracer gay. Of course Widow's not going to be her girlfriend for obvious story reasons of She's A Fucking Terrorist

>>183760276
Tell what was from the beginning.

>>183760760
The keys are Reaper and Zarya. They used Rein and Ana to complement them, along with other DPS. The Reaper and Zarya makes for a very sticky team that screws with Winston/Dva.

>>183760927
Lucio, Zenyatta, Mercy, D.VA, Pharah, and McCree have all gotten zilch since release, but they're pretty damn popular

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>lucio can kill tracer with one left-click

Explain how this is balanced.

>>183760990
Watch South Korea vs Kongdoo Uncia

>>183760937
>Of course Widow's not going to be her girlfriend for obvious story reasons of She's A Fucking Terrorist

This is my biggest gripe with WT fans. They ignore that canon Widow would kill Tracer in a beat if possible.

>>183759931
No, you do the opposite if you want to avoid pissing of chads.
You give him a gay lover in the past but now he's with a woman

>>183760350
>final call

You act like the romances and sexuality of characters hasn't been decided already. Chu was bragging about how he already knew who each character was banging back when the game first released. When his twitter was more fun and he shitted on shippers with constant shit posts. You know, before the death threats.

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>>183761054
Jeff clearly knows what balances needs to be made.

>>183761114
My biggest gripe with them is that I ship Widowmaker with myself

>>183761106
Namely the first match on Kings Row.

>Tracer is gay
>Not extreme butch lesbo Zarya
>Even fat like a lesbian too

?? I'm gay and I don't get it. Only some big lesbo would dye her hair some tumblr pink color anyway.

>>183761054
PUMP DA VOLUME and git gud

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I genuinely have no issue with gay people, but do we really need a gay person in everything these days? There seems to be always one, it's becoming incredibly cliche.

I've written a handful of stories in the past with gay characters, but at this point when I consider making a character gay (Usually a chick, I admit I'm a yurifag) it just feels so tired, it really is a shame because I know I'm not alone in this mind set.

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>Unironically talking about shipping in this game
And this general throws shit at tubmlr. You fucking ARE tumblr.

>>183755959
>Being homosexual is fairly common in the animal kingdom
I have nothing against LGBT people but this line of argument is fucking awful.

Rape, pedophilia, necrophilia, cannibalism etc. There's all sorts of shit that's common in nature.

>>183761134
>You know, before the death threats.

I don't know how writers can stomach having social media accounts in this moder age. They must get at least hundreds of shitposts every day.

>>183761114
Actually, I was thinking about this yesterday:

Omnics rising up in hatred against Tracer, because Talon spreads info about how she selfishly saved herself and let Mondatta get killed as a result! Some HERO!

But is Blizzard clever enough to use it?

>>183761043
Mercy, D.VA, and Pharah are waifus.
Zenyatta is popular because of Genji.
Lucio isn't really that popular.
McCree is popular because of McHanzo and McReyes. Two very popular fujo ships.

>>183761256
I think you forgot to quote lesbo.

Only some big "lesbo" would dye her hair some tumblr pink color

>>183761134
Pre-death threats Chu was a lot more fun on Twitter. More innocent. I liked it better when he could tweet all he wanted about Gency and Meihem without taking it seriously when people called him out on it.

>>183761278
Pretty crazy right? The entire posting culture is copy pasted from reddit and you know the rules here we fucking hate reddit, Ironining the ironic irony

>>183761043
Besides porn or putting her with Mercy, Pharah isn't really that popular. At least the other characters manage to get up on their own to some extent.

>>183761287
But, of course, they keep rewriting the lore.

Considering Emily was NEVER referenced in any capacity whatsoever before the GAY REVEAL comic, I have my doubts on how far they plan ahead.

>>183761295
McCree is popular because everyone wants to bang him regardless of ships. He's gaybait just being himself as a campy, hairy cowboy with a southern gentleman drawl without the hick side

>>183761130
>You give him a gay lover in the past but now he's with a woman

It would make no difference really. You show him with a woman in any capacity you get the same effect. Even better if you let that woman remain a background character who's still friends with S76.

You can even improve this by having him be popular with women in general. And seeing as he is the people person and figure head of Overwatch this fits in perfectly as the object of attraction.

monkey is stupid

>>183761363
I wouldn't death-threat him on it, but I don't care if it gets him to rethink the latter

Sincerely tired of the 'girl who doesn't like guy at all and openly despises him ends up with guy anyway' Adam Sandler movie trope

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>>183761295
>Lucio isn't really that popular.
>Brazilian Jet Set Radio Music Man isn't popular

>>183761542
t.doomfist

>>183761512
>You show him with a woman in any capacity you get the same effect

No
Cause chads won't wanna play a dude currently taking it up the ass

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>>183761256
There is nothing wrong with being a big buff lady that likes feminine things.

>Play great game on Hanamura, everyone works great together
>Playing Winston
>Get 22 SR
>Then play Nepal
>We get stomped
>Lucio never drops the beat until only he's left to save himself
>Zarya gravs a Tac-Vising Soldier after fight already lost, dies instantly
>D.Va doesn't defense matrix Reaper after I keep telling her to, I die instantly as Winston
>Sombra never gets a single EMP in a whole round
>Lose 31 SR

why do I bother playing a tank
i should just instalock Genji and protect my SR

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>>183761274
I have a better question.

Why does someones orientation have to be mentioned every time? I honestly don't fucking care which kind of genitalia my robotic monk prefers.

It can be part of the story, it can reinforce some aspects of character, but why the fuck would you rub it in my face when that fact adds nothing to your nonexistent character developement?
>Hey guys, here's a new character, he's male, he has a gun and shoots it, because of greater good/lesser evil. Totally original and 100% not a set of tropes we jumbled together on a coffee break. Oh, also, HE'S SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO TOASTERS, MECHANICAL HEATING IS HIS LUCID FANTASY

This applies to any kind of personal information, though. Pharah is Anas daughter, and that is important, because it reinforces Anas role as a mother figure in the cast.
That redhead girl we won't mention anywhere else ever again is Tracers waifu, because... BECAUSE SHUT UP, THIS IS MY FANFICTION.NET PAGE DON'T LIKE DON'T READ

>>183761557
Chu never did anything with Mei and Junkrat thing in the games or story in any way though.

>>183761557
I don't think they have to get together at the end. It's just cute to imagine Junkrat having a crush on Mei and being convinced that he just has to do this one last thing to win her over, even if he's not successful.

>>183761698
Because unfortunately at this point, most of the people who put gays in their stories are SJWs, and SJWs can't do anything right.
Look at the past when they weren't a thing, or over in Japan, gays are written far, far better.

These days gays are just gays, they're the gay guy, the gay character, Tracer is now the gay, that's it, they're a label and nothing more.

It's sad, especially because the people doing it are just too up their own asses to realize it. They do far more harm to gay people than any church modern day church anyway

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>>183761726
>Junkrat: "I just get cold lookin' atcha"
>Mei:"Then you should look somewhereelse"

Junkrat is trying to knock on her heart's door. He wants in those chinese walls

>>183761698
>rub it in my face

Ana, Torb, Widow, and if Chu is to be believed, Mercy and Genji are all in straight relationships shoved in gay faces :^)

I agree that Emily adds nothing to the game, which is why they need to make two playable characters gay for each other to balance it out :^)

>>183761726
They have more interactions together than Reaper and Soldier, gay shit aside, who should have a lot to fucking say to each other

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>>183754008

>>183761876
Not that I ship junkrat and mei, but i find it odd how people hate the ship because mei think him a bully yet those same people ship widowtracer who you know tried to kill each other.

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>>183761638
Would you bully her into wearing cute clothes then bully her some more by calling her cute in public?

>>183761447
>McCree is popular because everyone wants to bang him regardless of ships
It's why it's in the most popular ships. The male/male ships are always more popular. Because fujos.

>>183761274
Society is forcing itself this topic instead of only letting it go like everything else. Like: "Welcome to the world, where someone can like something you don't." You know it's a normal thing, but it is being forced everywhere over and over again.

>>183761836
Ye. Oscar Wildes "Portrait" is a great example of how to write proper gay characters. Not once is it explicitly stated, because that's just too vulgar, but you clearly can see it through actions of characters and their dialogue.
Plus it's not just a label for the sake of the label, on one instance it adds to the obsession a painter has with his subject, on another - to the depth of moral pit the main hero falls into. It has fucking meaning.

>>183762059
I didn't say he wasn't in the most popular ships, I was contesting that he's popular even with people who don't ship or self-"ship" when they want to bang or be banged by his supple hickory dick

>>183761882
Jesus Christ, I just said, I don't care whichever orientation it is, just don't fucking add it if it has no meaning.
>le :^] face
What else could you expect from a tumblrfag.

>>183761447
>I have my doubts on how far they plan ahead.
Tracer was decided gay day one. Metzen was actually the one who wanted the game's mascot to be gay.
The reason Emily was shoved into the story on the spot is that they needed a way to reveal Tracer as gay that was "natural". That's the only reason Emily exists.

>>183761278
>pic
something feels off with that anatomy

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My wife.

>>183762239
She's Overwatch's Dhalsim, apparently.

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>>183762056
Absofugginlutely

>>183761596
He isn't. Want me to bring up the statistics?

>>183762212
>just don't fucking add it if it has no meaning

I agree, remove Torb, Mercy and Genji's romances. Make Gerard Amelie's brother and make Widow a pro sniper before they took her. Ana adopted Pharah as a proud single mother.

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>>183762239
>Ana tomy

>>183761630
>Cause chads won't wanna play a dude currently taking it up the ass

You realize if they reveal him to be bi and formerly fucking a man you have that story in the forefront of their minds. It won't matter if it's in the "past". It's still a current story. It won't matter either way.

>>183762437
It's too late for that. It's always been too late.

>>183762551
It will

No one cares if you sucked a dick ten years ago

>>183760937
One isn't a blog. Specifically the Widowtracer one. If you lurk Chu's twitter you realize that he responds to certain people the most because they reply to him in a way that makes them easy to respond to.

>>183762261
Looks like a golem that will die if you erase that tattoo on her forehead.

Let's try it and see what happens.

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>>183762348
>>183762056
>Love muscle girls
>Zarya completely repulses me

How does Blizzard do it?

>>183762784
stuff you're posting is weeb shit, zarya isn't weeb shit. that's probably why.

>>183762163
>I didn't say he wasn't in the most popular ships,
And I wasn't implying you sad that. Was just pointing something out.

>>183762437
Yes, please, take it to the extremes. That's what you do on imageboards.
Widows husband drives her story and is necessary for those jumbled parts that form her personality.
So is Anas motherhood, again, I just fucking explained why.
That trio you mentioned - yes, it's meaningless, and could be easily removed without any harm.

I'm still amazed at how to drive point home you MUST mention every little thing, or else there will be someone autistic enough to point out that you commited a cardinal sin of not mentioning less explicit mistakes in character writing. Fucking internets.

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>>183762784
>Zarya completely repulses me

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>>183762863
...Fair enough
I didn't think of that.

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>>183762742
no.

>>183762506
Dad, I told you to stop posting on 4chan

>>183762650
But the comic is new. If there is a comic focusing on a flashback of Jack being with a man it will cause the exact same reaction.

It doesn't matter if it happened in the lore 10 years ago. The story is happening in the plot, right now.

>>183762950
Its okay to be retarded

>>183762979
I get what you mean
But you're wrong

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>>183762784
I find her really cute. Like, the first time I saw her ingame I instantly fell in love. For most people it's the huge armor and pink hair that turns them off so try looking at the summer skins.

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>>183762261
Amaris are for marrying.

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>>183762935
>this is not her epic skin

CTF used to be kind of fun, but now that everyone is basically defense heavy, it's a chore to even get near the opposing side of the map. The only real fun I can personally squeeze from the game mode is freezing people and using the A-mei-zing voice line. How can Blizzard fix it?

>>183763062
>But you're wrong
I'm not. I don't know how basic logic isn't getting through to you.

>>183763305
It's not basic logic, it's wrong logic.

>>183762871
Either have zero relationships or diversity in relationships

Both are not very hard to do, and if you want to do the former, it's not very difficult either

I'd be totally fine if there were no evidence of any relationships in Overwatch desu

Should I bother playing this game again for the first time since the start of season 4

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>>183763120
It's mostly her face, having female hair (like the blonde ponytail) definitely helps, but her face is just so boyish no matter how hard I try I can't see her as female, regardless of her body.

>>183763386
No its right logic.

>>183763498
Nah go play GTA or SMT

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>grinding for Arcade lootboxes

>>183763681
>tfw you don't want or need literally any cosmetic at this point

Thank god, Arcade is awful

>>183763681
It's fucking cancerous but just do 3v3. Chances are, you'll be able to carry your team since you don't need to fight a full team like in the other modes and most of the time people just break off to go 1v1.

>>183763681
>to loot another fucking legendary on a hero you don't fucking play

>>183763681
i miss 1v1

>>183762968
Get that hand away or you're gonna lose Granny.

>>183763402
You really don't have a clue.

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>>183763526
Personally all I see is Stefania Ferrario of whom is gorgeous. Just a bit more masculine jawline which isn't much.
>Nameo
I wish he drew more of my waifu. He's hooked on Japari Park like every other jap.

>>183763498
S5 is straight garbage.

>>183763681
>Total Mayhem
>Go Ana, Zarya or Mei
>Win
It's that easy

>>183762415
Go ahead, i want to see them.

>>183764016
Are there photos of her vag on the internets?

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Doomfist this Thursday. Who else is ready to ruin everyone's fun and make them never want to play Doomfist again and just return to Gengu

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Post yfw you've been booped off the edge of the map by Lucio.

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>>183764606
Kusanagi skin for Sombrero when?

>>183764606
What the hell is that text saying

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>>183763681
more like grind for precious gold from dupes before the new lootbox system arrives, nothing wrong with that

>>183764734
"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes."
Ghost In The Shell reference

>>183764740
>The d.va in the middle looking at the left one like "the fuck is wrong with this bitch"

Hilarious

>>183764734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRGWUuMtL1U

>>183764734

I thought what I'd do is pretend to be one of those deaf-mutes.

It's a quote from Catcher in the Rye, referenced in Ghost in the Shell, which is now being referenced here with Sombra.

Why are you so uncultured?

>>183764734
a quote from catcher in the rye

>>183764869
>>183764928
>>183764943
I'm well aware of GiTS I just couldn't read the text.

I was not aware it was a Catcher in the Rye ref though

>>183764421
There are whole nudes.

>>183764416
Just compare tags:
https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?gprop=images&q=Lucio%20Overwatch,McCree%20Overwatch,Mercy%20Overwatch,D.va,Reaper%20Overwatch

Search Lucio on Pixiv 480 results.
Search someone like McCree 1240 results.
S76 and Reaper have even more.
Female characters have even more than that.

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>>183763219
I love Ana!

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>>183763681
>love ctf modes in games
>see that you can get lots of loot boxes in arcade mode
>see that they have a ctf mode
Wow, I'm excited and happy!

>play for about an hour and a half
>get 0 boxes because we literally had like 6 draws in a row, where both teams were 0-0
Nice.

>>183765205
Couldn't find any, she's mostly in panties

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How to buff McMeme in this dive shittery:
McCree now has 3 consecutive rolls with invincibility frames, each roll has 5 seconds cd, each consecutive roll adds to cd. Only first roll reloads gun.

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I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

>>183765548

He would be broken as fuck

>>183763681

Why Jeff hates no limits do much?

It's the most fun non bullshit arcade mode.

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Riddle me this OWG, why the fuck can't anyone kill anything as dps characters in this game?

>>183765909
Three symmetras, one torb, rein and ana.
That's why.

>>183753267
Sorry silver, anyone not at your level would agree she like pretty much every defense hero is shit

>>183765935
Because that requires aiming

>>183765812
Muh dik

>>183765975
6 soldiers
3 pharmercies

Etc etc

You can answer every bullshit with your own bullshit, at least it's fucking fun and not sad and frustrating.

>>183765548
Sure, just give flashbang a 20 second cooldown and each roll adds to Flashbang's cooldown.

>>183766320

If flashbang can't be deflected and has massive radius.

>>183766292
Factor in that your IQ is lowered at least by fifty percent in arcade, so basically divide your rank by two.
There will be no "triple pharmacies".

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>always fill, work with the team, whatever the team needs to help us win
>haven't been winning
>12 out of my last 34 games have had outright, unambiguous throwers
>21 out of my last 34 games have had either said throwers or absolute fucking morons
>people feeding
>people not grouping up
>people swapping off of second healer to go Junkrat
>people who think that an ult will let them 1v6 the enemy team
>people not picking obvious, needed counters even when teammates spoonfeed them suggestions
>people playing heroes into their counters and dying to them over and over again without a shred of self-awareness
>
>fuck it
>lock my main
>ignore the children going Junk and Hanzo and already arguing with each other
>team comp reaches 4 DPS, 1 healer, and no tank, just keep staring at it
>got a tank and another healer in time
>team overextends and dies, I hold first point for a long time by myself
>play like a madman hopping in and out of the buildings on Hollywood
>multikill, healers dead, save teammate, multikill, shut down ult, hold them and contest all by myself until the team gets back, multikill
>we hold the payload at halfway to the first checkpoint
>team almost manages to fuck it up on attack and lose to cheese defense
>kill everyone on the point for them in overtime
>payload time, carry even harder
>kill everyone
>do it again
>and again
>you're fucking welcome
>PotG goes to their Genji, wiping our overextended team

So the lesson to be learned is to stop filling and ignore your team?
Just lock your main, fuck filling for the team comp, never coordinate or even group up, just play by yourself and frag out?
Right, Jeff. Understood. Loud and clear.

>>183766776
not reading this ooga-booga wall. Go fuck yourself.

>>183764740
I love how her pistol is holstered like that. Why can't it be like so in Overwatch too?

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>>183766776
>12 out of my last 34 games have had outright, unambiguous throwers
>21 out of my last 34 games have had either said throwers or absolute fucking morons

they should just make mcree like he was at launch

>5th round
>team over extends past the point
>game 2-2 70-99
>DEFEAT
Why is it so hard to stand on the point
Literally a glowing boxing ring

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>>183766776
Timmy is best overwatch!

>>183766841
Are you one of those people who tells celebrities on twitter that you're unfollowing them as you're doing it?

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>murdering a midair phara with dragonblade
shit is so satisfying

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>>183762935

>>183767116
Twitter is for retards.

>>183767002
>no falloff m1 can 3 shot anything not a tank at any range
>fth roll fth can kill everything in the game
>mercy boosted fth can one shot a rein

>>183767048
Honestly didn't know he had a name.

>>183767212
Me neither until i looked them up. Brian still should have been Doomfist.

>>183767182
Best skin

>>183767313
>Brian still should have been Doomfist.
Maybe he still could be.
They release another hero in a few years' time with the museum version of the gauntlet and a different kit and moveset.

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These are your teammates for this round

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>>183767209
Justice aint gonna dispense itself

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Choose your D.va for this round

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>>183767669
Dva and Widow get the FUCK out of my way.

Mercy stay with me.

>>183767209
Exactly

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>>183767669
alt+f4

>>183767792
Breed the left
Marry the middle
Head pat the right

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>>183767669
This your threestack for tonight. Say something nice about them!

>>183767792
>bunch of D.va mains
How horrifying

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I honestly think 90% of the people on random heroes are retarded

with true random I should win half my games, not end every one with 2 golds and a loss

How are randos even that bad at so many of the characters, I can't snipe but thats 8%

>every general thread for a blizzard game i just complaining about how incompetent blizzard is

really jogs the noggin

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>>183767446
You're damn right.

>>183767792
I'll take the one with the broken pelvis.

>>183763681
>07.2017
>quick play still is not arcade
ffs

>>183767516
Might be cool. Especially since this one is such a disappointment with the gauntlet not even being its primary attack.

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>>183768182
Look man, all i want is Starcraft and OW to be unfucked.

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>>183765909
No limits was great because it was mostly QP but you had more freedom on picks, no gimmicks just if someone instalocked 76 then you could too, RIP you beautiful bastard

>>183766510
If roll only has one roll eight second.

is harb /our guy/?
https://oddshot.tv/s/ZIn0p0 https://oddshot.tv/s/9fqCZC

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>>183767682
>McCree's face
Do you even Fabulous?

>>183768943
Are recovered meth addicts supposed to impress me, too? How about not trying it in the first place.

>>183768943
based harby

>>183766841
But anon, the teams have statistically been ooga.
Someone's gotta booga.

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PTR matchmaking is trash.

>have a lone bronze on my team who immediately demands Doomfist and gets shut down
>doesn't know how to position himself, constantly getting killed and accusing the enemy team of having aimbots
>keeps feeding or staggering his death
>somehow gets killed by Bastion ult as Pharah when he was on high ground and out of his LoS
>initially picked Rein and then swapped to Hanzo, Pharah and back to Rein again if he died more than twice
>3 gold medals as Zen and retained them when I swapped to Mercy to give the team resurrect as crutch

He has literally been in bronze or low silver for 3 seasons. It's embarrassing how bad some people are at this game. The enemy Widow was only hitting bodyshots, yet he called it an aimbot. He called his Bastion ult death an aimbot as well.

why do people insist on talking in this game? Like if all you are gonna do is try and get your team tilted with stupid comments just fucking leave chat

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>>183768512
>gauntlet not even being its primary attack
They fucked up real hard on this one.

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Reminder that this happened and has filled my soul with eternal salt.

>>183769571
>>gauntlet not even being its primary attack

I'm fine with this, but "knuckle gun" is such a stupid weapon.

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>>183762261
you couldn't find shittier fan-art?

>>183769595
What happened?

>>183769331
I always join voice and make necessary calls and as soon as some kid feels the need to rage I mute him. Also I'm close to muting anyone who has a russian accent because they're not going to help anyway.