/ss13g/ - spessmen on a space station

>>183703651
post bad one its better

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>>183703758

How do I become a waifu?

>>183703895
bee urself

>>183703895
Be a girl and shill yourself

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unban 2hotdogs

>>183703895
Acquire borers

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[dabs]

>>183703895

make a cute girl, use a cute name and most importantly: use a lot of tildes ~~~~~~~~~~~

you have no idea just how many autists falls for the tildes

>>183704321
>AI Door~

>>183704321
If you see someone use a tilde ahelp, its ooc ic

>>183704321
>clown is a fucking traitor help in ghetto bar hes killing me~

does anybody play with a different keyboard layout? How the fuck do you do it? I keep switching back and forth

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>>183703651
I like to play a game every time I go on /vg/. It's called try to find the /ss13g/ just by looking at the pictures.

I've been doing this for a long time now and it gets worse and worse everyday. Just like this awful community and just like my dysphoria.

It's not difficult to use an image that is legible as a thumbnail. Today the image is a cum splatter of all the brightest colors. Two days ago it was a 604x1258 screenshot of the escape shuttle. This wouldn't have been so bad if the shuttle wasn't entirely a dark shade of blood-cult brown that blends seamlessly into the background of space.

Pic-related is a good picture. The objects are large and distinct, and the "Cargo Bay" department label with the NanoTrasen logo make it easy to identify this thread from the rest of the anime-whore threads in the catalog.

OP, I mean this legitimately and I will face whatever consequences come from the following, but you need to travel back to the past and blow your mother's brother's brains out before he gets the chance to blow his diseased seed into his sister's loose and yeast-infected womb, i.e kill yourself.

>>183705283
I don't know about you but I just Ctrl+F "SS13"

>>183705283
>being this mad about the OP picture

>>183705283
I'm on mobile and can tell what the image is in the catalog.
Put your glasses on fucker.

>cant even sacrifice leonid of all people

>Leonid fucking attacks sec members
>Two minutes later we find out it's cult
What in the world did he mean by this?

>>183705283
I don't know about you, but I just go to the catalog and search for ss13
Literally flawless because the OP body will always contain that

>>183705598
Nobody reseached the entire cult alphabet, i was stuck at hydro with no maint access and the chef going from here to there every second.

>>183705598
>>183705678
leonid is the greatest antag of all.

>>183705740
The best part is that Leonid fucking DIED in sec and got his body handed over to medbay and he still wasn't sacced
Shitty ass cult

>every second outside the bridge was spent arresting clowns and assistants
>none of the heads would communicate except the RD who didnt have the spare so wasnt someone i needed to be in contact with
>HoS is getting beer while theres cult going on and used :S maybe three times in the round

>and they wanted to ban leonid

This guy is hilarious to watch. You people couldnt even cult a literal potato vodkanigger.

Who's the biggest shitter at the moment?

>>183705935
they wanted him banned because he's too robust for the server.

He actually antagonizes on a meta-level, he has ascended beyond being good at the game to annoy others.

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>tfw you get confirmed for nonantag and security can't touch you

>kill leonid
>security tries to perma you
>they get banned

admins hate leonid so much they give ban immunity to any man capable of killing him. Only a few great warriors are capable of stopping H O N K

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>detective
>leonid and the clown are total shitters as usual
>not to mention some other 2 greytiders are trying to break into cap's office two minutes into the shift
>only me and one officer around
>another officer Athena and our beloved HoS join later on
>fast forward through trying to fight with greyshittery
>arrive to brig after checking up on tcomms that have apparently been broken into
>mentally ill HoS and Athena are in a gunfight with one(1) chaplain
>they finally tackle him, athena almost dies
>hos just cuffs him, buckles and fucks off
>have to treat Athena because all the other bystanders are too fucking lazy to take one person to the medbay
>athena gets treated, grabs a stun baton and harmbatons the chaplain
>he's almost dead, lost a shitton of blood
>the two officers and the HoS just leave him be, close to death, cuffed and buckled
>have to basically stand on my dick to revive the guy while ALL THE OTHERS ARE WATCHING, even the fucking CLOWN tries helping me
>athena notices he's dead and i have to defib him TWICE
>"should i feel bad? xdd"
>tell the dumb cunt to take him to medbay after i defib him one last time and at least try to stabilize him
>"woah sorry for harmbatoning a suspect to death duuh"
>HoS still in bar, haven't done ANYTHING and haven't said ANYTHING the whole round
>clean up the interrogation room from all the blood the chaplain lost because of this dumb cunt harmbatoning him and learn from the radio that it's c ult
>fuck off to the nearest pod and wait for the shuttle
real shitcurity hours i tell you what
i honestly hope that at least the HoS got ding dong bannu'd

>>183706028
Damn, VG finally got that first person mod? Looks pretty good.

>>183706410
>be detective
>do nothing
>collect my avatar fag points on the thread
>prepare my self shill dream team post with me included for later

FTFY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_syFs_VsEs

i'm unironically genuinely a jake pauler.
the disconnect of fantasy and reality in my subjectuality is simply gone.

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>>183706410
>sec fighting the chaplain during a fucking cult round

>>183706623
stop posting athena

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>>183706728
show me what I missed nigger
Real waste of a job slot

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>>183706710
>cult still fails to sacrifice the chaplain

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>be detective

detective is a waste of a slot
hos can do the same job but better because of more access

>>183707220
It's a relic from when we were bay which we are not anymore

>>183706972
>tumblr

>>183707471
get dabbed on hater

[dabs]

>>183707538
tfw no say*dab

cargo tech is a waste of a slot
hop can do the same job but better because of more access

https://discord.gg/uqyMdtp
metaclub
discord
link.

thank me later

>>183708070
>hop can do it

hop can do every job then, even security ;^)

>>183708093
owo whats this

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/vg/ is a roleplay server. Prove me wrong. It has a greater concentration of roleplayers and bay refugees than Hippie, stricter rules on powergaming and metagaming than Hippie or TG, runs off of baycode and has multiple flavor roles that don't really do anything and have little - no validhunting potential.
/vg/ is and always will be a roleplay based server and that's a fact.

>>183708093
>metaclub is a circlejerk of statics
>metaclub conspires to ban people they don't like
Metaclub was the thread all along

>>183708207
Exactly, remove all jobs but captain, because he has the most access.

>>183708343
>mrpain posing as the victims of his emotional terrorism

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I used to care about the thread, I used to try hard to be a good player for their standards.

Now I understand the thread hates everyone and that I should focus on having fun and roleplaying that I enjoy. I've had many pleasant conversations with people in game, plenty of slow rounds of talking to others and thats more fun than running around "playing the game". I've had a lot of fun, I think the people I've interacted with have had more fun because of my efforts and overall I've made the rounds a little better.

:) focus on having fun yourself and everyone around you will have fun too. People really like roleplaying, just do it. Even a bad attempt is nice, and you'll improve for next time.

>>183708861
The only fun I have is turning other sprites horizontal

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>>183708861

>>183708343
Our code isn't even close to modern baycode.

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Janitor dream team?

>>183710719
>me
>me
>me

The only good Janitor is the one you don't remember.

>>183710719
the assistant that niggered the janicart from the janitor

>>183711093
why

>>183708861
If you don't care about the thread why are you on a 4chan server????

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>>183711093

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>you can now be permabanned for imprisoning a murderer
>if someone is murdering you're supposed to just stand by and watch it happen

Every day this shithole just gets worse. Welcome to tgstation gentlemen.

>>183706410
Who are you? In game, I mean.

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>>183711093

>>183711674
LE EBIC SHITPOSTING XDD

>>183711909
fuck off mugumbe

>>183711674
>>183711909
>>183711991
fuck off mugumbe

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OwO whats this?

>>183712383

Fucking redditified SHITMINS who forget that this is a 4CHAN server and so you get PERMABANNED for so little as not wearing your jumpsuit or calling someone a DICK!!!!!!

>>183712383
We talked about it a lot in the last thread, just go there

>>183712234
>>183711991
>>183711909
>>183711674
fuck off mugumbe

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>>183712383
https://pastebin.com/KZF5kCxF

>>183712669
OwO whats this? :3

>>183712383
I wasn't in the round but it went something like this
>Borers spawn as usual
>This one Xenobio is really interested in having them in her
>Like really interested
>Most of them go along with it, not sure what to do
>Awkward whispering and lewds happen
>One of them just dumps Space Drugs into her
>Starts getting really awkward and sexual
>whoop whoop that's the sound of the ahelp police

read my name please

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>>183712764
>>183712881

ask me anything

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http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=2378&p=20753#p20753

Reminder to hold your (he)admins accountable.

>>183713026
who is best WFU

>>183713026
is racism every ok captain virtue?

>>183713120
your favorite one man

>>183713125
if you can roleplay it right man sure

>>183712881
Not just that. They were lewding the borers for several rounds in a row. The third or fourth round was when they went over the line.

>>183712881
>head borer
>make lots of useful chems and inform my host
>"what are those"
>she just wants me to make more space drugs
>125u

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>>183713026
geese when?

>>183712764
>***JILLING OFF MEANS MASTERBAITING*****

really now?

>vg

>>183713078
Fuck off Senaat, do you even play any more?
How do you know what their notes are, you aren't an admin. They are a shitty player and have been for years. Don't try and protect your discord metafriends.

>>183706710
>Chaplain attacking sec during a fucking cult round

>>183713317
pastebin was made by the adachi faggot dont vg me

>>183713272
when I get the courage to ask dizor for better sprites, and possibly think of a better way to implement them

>>183713380
I know almost nothing about RFultra. But if pain is going to cite "private admin testimony" he better damn well be able to prove there's an actual testimony.

Next thing you'll know you're the one that gets banned based on a "private testimony".

>>183713529
get that lawyer speak out of here

I'm sick of you losers by the way.

Especially you Horatio. Fuck you.

>>183713668
What the fuck?

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>>183712764
That almost looks worth the ban.

hey guys morena here, what do you all think of me?
what's good what's bad?

>>183713668
no what fuck you you meta gaming shitmin I don't have to listen to you EVERYONE hates you

I resign
I am 100% retarded

Whoever that Mime was you were great, it's nice having a Mime who doesn't act like a clown
Both literally and figuratively

>>183713078
Where was your campaigning when Dusty715 was banned?
Or 2edgy?
Or MrFlarg?
Or PootisManiac?
Or Renovama?
Or Darthvader123?
Or Jewishcupboard?
Or Pvak?
Or Morena?
I could go on.
All of these are Rule 0/Rule 7 bans done by admins on their own terms. Unlike RFultras, these are all permanent. None of these had the specific reasons or testimonies for the bans publically stated in a thread on the forums for all to see. If appealed, the things weren't even posted then.
So why are you shilling SO hard for a 3 day ban? Answer me that. Because right now you are just coming off as trying to protect your friend.

>>183714287
I don't know what you expect from Senaat and Sawbones, their metafriend gets banned for a few days and they all start asking for logs and act like they are a bunch of dindu's.

Best part is there is only one day left on their ban, and people still decide they need to stir shit up. Admin Purge when?

>>183714287
>PootisManiac?
They actively "messed up" and killed people multiple times a week as a non antag
dont try and compare the two

>>183714287
all me

>>183714287
>>183714586
because they all have clear ban reasons and we know what they did to get banned.

RFultra has, apparently, done nothing wrong. Pain did not provide any evidence or reasoning behind the current ban. Also with it being done in the deadmin request, it sets a bad precedent all around.

>>183714586
I don't understand it at all.
Pain posted that Probe post about their greytiding and how they've been on a last chance basis for a while, and they come back after a break straight to the behaviour which put them in that situation.
Honestly it's people just protecting their friends at this point and it's disgusting coming from admins.

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I wish the metaclub would just leave.

>>183715067
RFultra dindu nuffin wrong

was going to college n shieeet

>tfw playing TG blood cult
Holy shit this is awful.

>>183715067
>>183715128
Play a round with Rfultra and you will see what they were talking about. Just a terrible player in general.

>>183713272
can someone explain that picture to me

>>183714287
It's almost like i was busy with law school the past 9 months, anon.

I don't even know who those people are except for Pvak and Morena.

But now i do have the time to waste on petty internet arguments, so better late then never.

Not to mention that the RFultra ban is almost over anyway and it's purely a matter of principle at this point.

Finally, i'd like to challenge you to find any interaction between me and RFultra in game or out of game that can be described as more than passing. I'll wait.

RFultra should have been permaed months ago

>>183713078
>Sawbones and his thugs trying to dethrone Pain
Not gonna happen memer.

>>183712383
Aye, that faggot is a full on sex pervert.

/ss13g/ - banmen on a permastation

>>183715492
So should we start retroactively banning people for past behavior?

Does RFUltra have a metaclub defense force or something, I have never heard of this guy before.

>>183716278
We already do that, they were banned for being a shitter in a round when they were told in the past to stop being a shitter, it doesn't help their case that they were also an admin once.

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The best way to spot a shitter?

See if they are shitting on mr.pain.

>>183715949
My dislike of Pain goes back a long, long time bud.

>>183716497
Post logs of them being a shitter that round
since no one has

>>183716591
You act like logs capture everything proper, looking at disarm spam logs isn't going to piece together the shit they were doing, and before you say they weren't doing anything wrong you have to remember some admin sleep gassed them for being shitters, even if that wasn't the right thing to do.

I want to fuck a cute waifu (male) until >she moans like a cheap whore. Is there anyone in the /vg/ market for me?

>>183716573
>Kolith is a turboshitter beyond words
>Kolith also dislikes pain
>If you dislike pain you are kolith essentially
The universal shitter sign.

>>183716573
>weebshit waifu moron
>kolith
>adu6oo

wow im shocked

>>183716585
When he was banning you on a weekly basis for being a shitter?

>>183717103
I'm senaat, not sawbones.

Does Senaat not know Pain is the head admin?

who the fuck is senaat?

>>183717171
I'm aware of this regrettable fact, yes. And it only makes it worse.

what the fuck is senaat?

>>183717282
Not at all, if anything he is and will always be a better headmin then you were.

>>183716183
>permastation
>no windows
>all sensitive areas behind layers of reinforced walls
>no doors
>only access via vents and a few internal chutes
>modified MoMMi lawset similar to NT Default
>common areas for the "crew" with basic necessities
>vaulted medical run by MoMMis
>only one full set of tools scattered around crew accessible areas
I can see some room for improvement.

Reminder that you can join the discord through this link
https://discord.gg/HQA4Mhm

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reminder that the "sawbones for headmin" isn't just baseless memes, but pre-desensitization. Like how the illuminati uses film to help the headless populace come to accept their pre-designed future.

Do you not remember when before Sawbones became an admin, there was a "sawbones for admin" post in the thread literally every single day?

Wake up people, the salt directed at our headmin isn't the voice of the community, but the voice of the metaclub masquerading as the community to help you accept their coming future as inevitable.

>>183717062
>adu6oo
literally who?

>>183717464
If that's your opinion my man.

Reminder that VGstation has:
The worst codebase
The worst admin team
The worst players
and is generally awful from top to bottom.

>>183717621
He is right, you did nothing of interest when you were headmin and never got anything done.

>>183717635
Fuck off Sarca, don't you have another server to get banned for paedophilia from?

>>183717635
go away oranges

>>183717635
tgstation
hippie
goon

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>>183717739
Do you have anything to say about my actual posts or is this the limit to your intellect?

>>183717945
Oh the fact you come back after 9 months and first thing you do is try to start shit with the headmin.

>>183718049
Yes, and? What does this change about the points i'm making?

It's funny, things go the same way whenever i post. Someone comes out and goes "WELL SENAAT YOU WEREN'T A GOOD HEADMIN AND UH, WHY DO YOU THINK YOUR OPINION MATTERS HUH?" without ever making any counterpoints.

It's like i'm being metagrudged by a kindergarden.

>>183718049
you know thats how all the other servers got shitty right? People wouldn't challenge the admins, or especially headmins.

It's not even starting shit, it's making sure he has a reason for the ban.

>>183706710
>sec *gassing the chaplain during a fucking cult round

>>183718192
>>183718226
The fucking reason he was banned was for being a grey tiding shit, what isn't there to understand, its not even like they were permabanned, they are getting unbanned tomorrow. If anything you're going to make the situation worse.

>>183718530
Handled on Steam.

>>183718530
Where is the logs

>>183718530
Handled on Discord.

>>183718530
The problem is pain did not supply any logs of him being a greytiding shit. He was unable to properly defend the ban in the ban appeal.

Also the point of bans become moot if admins don't tell the player what they did wrong exactly. As it stands RFultra has no idea what he did that made pain upset, as pain says it was for "disarming security" and that never happened.

>>183718579

game.ss13.moe/logs/

Here you go buddy

>>183718530
Handled on FFXIV chat.

>>183718530
My problem is that RFUltra got banned based on vague reasons that are backed up by "logs and private admin testimony", both of which Pain hasn't posted. RFUltra even states in their ban appeal that they're not certain why they got banned and Pain still doesn't post anything. Rule 0 bans are the most easily abused kind of ban, i'm sure i don't need to tell you that, and they should always be backed up with solid reasoning that isn't hearsay.

And when someone appeals a rule 0 ban, the person that banned them shouldn't be the one that handles the appeal. All they should do is provide their reasoning and let another senior admin pass judgment. There are plenty of admins more qualified than Pain to handle such an appeal.

Copied from the forums.

>>183718579
>>183718570
>>183718594
Nice Meme

>>183718693
You act like evidence is even needed for a player like Rfultra who has been banned in the past for grey tiding, and is known as a general shitter.

>>183718530
Handled on EVE Corpchat.

>>183718192
You're a drama queen and I hope you get drug behind a car before all is said and done.

>>183718963
>Metagrudged by a kindergarden.

You're gonna have to level up your brain if you want to debate me, kid.

>>183718876
evidence is needed for everyone, yeah.

>>183719289
Bullshit if another known shitter, 2hotdogs ill use an example, was rule 0'd with no valid reason other then they were being shit, nobody would bat an eye, and that goes for alot of other players.
This is obviously people just trying to stir shit up

>>183717635
>The worst codebase
The only upside of /vg/ is the codebase, which is the best existing.

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>>183718963

Rfultra was being such a shitter that round an admin literally sleepgassed them

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>>183708343
>unironic kolith gremlin

>>183719472
problem with your argument there is 2hotdogs was perma'd for valid, documented, reasons.

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>want to make a dumb blonde ditz/bimbo nurse to have some roleplay fun while i learn medbay
>realize i wont be using my static anymore
>realize nobodys said anything positive about my static ever so im not really missing out

>>183720194
And Rfultra was banned before for valid documented reasons, and this time they were banned for the same shit they always do

>>183720293
Can you post these valid, documented reasons?

>>183720196

Just do it, anon

play whatever you want, the people who talks about people in the thread are self shilling themselves so don't worry about getting the attention of autists

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>play character
>is girl character
>never get waifu'd because I don't sink autistic amount of time in the game.

>spiders killing more people than cultists

>have to stop flint from getting buttfucked in telescience
>twice
>while drunk as fuck
not easy

Where do I report if I find a flaw in the Map?

Admin told me to post about it in Github, but I've never done that.

>>183720412
Player controlled giant spiders when?

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>be cult
>spiders start killing people
>AI calls shuttle
>tell him to recall multiple times no response
>ask him to call again later
>ignores me till its about under 5 minutes
>"people are getting harmed so noo XDDD"
>shuttle time is 4:55
>"besides I cant recall it"
>mfw we still summoned nar nar and dicked the shuttle with seconds to go

feels gud

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>pick cultist as religion
>tryhards in medbay cultbay meme me anyway
>never get to do my cultchappie gimmick

Seriously, you guys didnt even have me as an objective, stop being no fun allowed.

>>183720293
Documented? Handled on steam? Magical invisible logs?

>>183720369
If you're an admin or have access to them look at the old ban reasons.

They are also a shitter waifufag which is a cancer on the community

>>183720463
I tried to recall it but got killed by spider queen in front on comms console

>>183720429
Use the in-game bug reporter. It automatically posts to the github.

>>183720445
does spider have pus pus?

>>183720293
Right but what did they do this time? Can you provide proof and logs?

Or should we start banning players for things they could possibly do.

>>183720472
Hey, technically they did make a cultist chaplain

By brainswapping some poor fuck botanist into your body and converting it

>>183720472
We had to put someone else's brain in your body, it had to be done

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>>183720472
ebic valids are more important then RP fagboy.
>helping antags as non-antag

>>183720472
it was dragon

>>183720196
need more dumb blondes desu good luck

>>183720463
Fairly sure AIs aren't able to recall the shuttle even if the ETA is over 5:00.

>>183720685
AIs cant recall

>>183720409
hi dee

>>183720557
They were fucking grey tiding look at the logs harder, you can't decipher whether or not if they were grey tiding by just looking at disarm logs

>>183720472
Sorry, I didn't see you until after the brainswap so I didn't think to look at your religion

>>183720685
>>183720721
oh then egg on my face, still sucked an early shuttle call on a cult round where cult wasnt even revealed and we where converting like crazy

>>183720723
nope.
I shitpost more than I actually play the game. I bet you could never guess my character.

>>183720871
what did nasa say dee?

>>183720735
if its that obvious why cant you, or pain, post the logs? Or you know not be purposefully vague about it.

>>183720927
they said FUCKOFF

>>183720936
You're the ones wanting to stir shit up with someone who will be unbanned for one day.
So you fucking look, im not wasting my time log diving for a bunch of shit starters who are starting shit over someone who isn't even permabanned

>>183721209
Length of the ban doesn't matter. The fact that someone was banned in this way and it was handled like this is terrible for everyone involved. As our rules are mostly precedents, this could happen to anyone.

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>be AI

>Game keeps crashing for some reason

>try to support the crew

>giant ass spider breaches into the super-matter room

>notify crew

>security tries to fight it with tasers because HOS is braindead and nobody has real guns.

>half of them can't find the SM room because Bagels shitty layout.

>open armory for remaining officers

>they get lost somewhere on their way to engineering

>CE nags at me to get into the spider infested room.

>"I got this"

>dies

>my borgs get raped trying to rescue CE

>people without space suits blocking the entrance to the breached room demanding to get in.

>more and more idiots forcing themselves into the SM room,trying to fight the spider.

>somehow nobody of them has a real gun

>they all die

>Narsie gets summoned

>>183721443
nice reddit spacing faggot

>>183720630
ahelp admins first, they might allow it
could be fun
>cult chaplain
>centcom sends a heavily armed space pope to deal with him and the cult

>>183721443
bagel crashes a shitton for AIs for some reason

>>183721443
Normally i think reddit spacing is a meme but holy shit dude

>>183721495
See thats the shit I wanted to go for but never got the chance before getting meme'd

Oh well Ill wait for another chance.

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&p=20758#p20758
nuke has god tier shitposting

>>183721817
Remember when people got forumbanned for doing this, Nuke?

>>183721556
so its a known bug? fug

>>183721486
>>183721602
ok

>>183721956
I do not.

I at least removed all signatures so there's room for such as this, especially considering both sawbones and senaat have posted on the same page, which would have meant 9/10s of the page would have been their signatures.

>>183720196
Don't worry Rachel, I noticed you.

>>183722237
>nuke removing the meme signatures

literally /OurGuy/

>>183722237
i remove my signature for serious posting

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&p=20759#p20759
Why is he digging a hole for himself over this

>>183722510
Assuming you're either Senaat or Zealotron, neither one of you has done any serious posting today.

>>183722562
>"I don't know what I did"
It is almost like those pages of notes about shit behavior just went up in smoke huh? Interesting.

>play as the clown to learn the basics of the game in a low stress environment
>mime beats me up, takes my things and says: "git gud"

is this normal?

>Syringes hold 15u
>real life syringes hold 60ml
>vamps succ can only suck 165u before the corpse is dry
>this means the real life equivalent is only 660ml
>barely over half a liter

No wonder you die so easy in space, youre missing a shitload of blood

>>183720685
>>183720463

AI can never recall

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>>183723072
>clown
>low stress environment
nigga you don't even know how it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvPd7DjHb4E

>>183723072
yes.

also
>clown
>low stress
dude, c'mon now, at least pick Cargo or Hydroponics.

>>183723072
>my friend is learning the game
>played one round of janitor
>one round of chef
>one round of bartender
>Im going to play security every round now!
>got bullied into suicide by the clown

>>183723072
Play cargo or janitor if you want to learn.

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>>183723072

Clown VS mime faggotry is the best.

>>183723072
Clown is often played by experienced players because they have a pass to prank people and act like a pseudo-antag to an extent, so they get treated as such.

>>183723203
>an average human has 4-5.5 liters of blood
>sucking half a liter is "dry" in game
>in real life you have to lose 2 liters for it to be lethal

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>>183722562

>I didn't like the way I was told "you know what you did" when I genuinely don't, I think bans appeals should be explained when they get rejected rather than expecting the person to know what you mean.
>when I genuinely don't
>RFultra claiming he didn't know that what he was doing was wrong
>all these times he was acting like a fucking shitter, he genuinely didn't know he was acting like one
>despite being a trialmin, he still doesn't know

my fucking side, why didn't he get a permaban?

Why dont vampires ever keep blood cows? Just stick them in a false room in maint or kill everyone in your department and force feed them iron.

>people are so worked up over a fucking 3 day ban

why?

>>183708343
The best part about /vg/ is that it is a perfect balance of roleplay and powergaymin.

But this ONLY WORKS because people argue so much. If people didn't pull out the bay and hippie boogiemen constantly we might start to slide one way or the other, but we stay in the middle because everyone screams so much about change.

>>183723757
Once they ghost the blood isn't usable

>>183723828
They have ulterior motives.

>>183723757
Well they do sometimes. Drinking blood does clone damage though. It takes more than iron to keep doing it. Also they'll just ghost at some point because fuck that.

>>183723849
You. You just might just have helped me figure out why /vg/ is the only server where I feel at home.

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>>183723885
this

>>183723851
So get multiples so they have company or promise them thralldom once you get enough blood

>>183723948
It does? Shame. Im assuming that means
>>183723203
is debunked since theyre not dying from blood loss theyre dying from clone damage and you just so happen to only get 165u from it

>>183723828

>plenty of people get perma'd
>RFultra whines because they get a little three day off

Ultra plays a waifu, anon

>>183723885
like what

someone stream the game please. Even if you don't ever talk, just do it.
I need to learn the game without having anyone depend on me to do anything

>>183724480
Janitor/assistant

>>183720409
>Plays a girl character
>Nobody notices them
>Has to point it out because ???
Good job do you want a cookie

>>183724480
>stream the game

one way ticket to banville considering the rules on metagaming

>>183724480
someone ahelp the person streaming this game please. Even if you don't ever ahelp, just do it.
I need to get my ban valids today.

>>183724480
You can join as an observer. Steaming is haram.

>>183723203
15 Units, an arbitrary number. Spess syringes could be any size.

>>183723072
clown is not for the unrobust

>>183724480

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

go on that instead, you'll be able to test everything in the game without getting any bwoinks

you can also summon anything you want, so if there's no power and you want to restart the game. Just spawn a supermatter and two bags of holding, squash the two bags together and wait for new round

>>183725047
neat, thanks

Friendly reminder that RFUltra was banned not during the round, but after they called an admin out on the forums. they were given their ban BECAUSE they made a deadmin request for a situation that didn't even involve them directly.

Now when pain is asked to provide a reasoning for the rule zero ban, he told RF "you know what you did" and the refers to logs and private chat headsay he doesn't provide. Afterwards he immediately locks the thread of a ban HE MADE without third party review. Now you have other admins like nuke saying "you guys are just making a mountain out of a mole hill".

Your Administration, /vg/ station. No transparency. Unchecked power. A circle jerk of covering eachothers asses with no player advocacy.

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>>183723828

>>183725372
>>183725378

An admin will be deadminned tomorrow, screencap this post, write it on your fridge. I've just uncovered logs that will blow your mind. I'm going to post them all with an anonymous vpn at noon EST.

1st person to guess the admin gets a free (You)

>>183725378
Just remove discord, it's the cancer that just keeps growing.

>>183725378
owo

>>183725378

>>183706410
If you don't ahelp/jobban request literally fucking nothing happens

>>183725378

>MANUAL BAN) Permabrigged the chaplain after the chaplain killed the syndie clown for pulling an esword on him. Then played space law lawyer in ahelps to justify it. Enemies of the corporation are valid salid, if you can prove that you understand this and won't permabrig people for killing confirmed syndicate agents in the future feel free to appeal to this ban.

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>>183725378
what the fuck

>>183708861
The thread is half 2hotdogs shitposting at a server he's constantly rebanned from, 1/4 other permabanned griefers, and 1/4 retarded downies.

>>183725378
Is this some weird erp cult

>You are an absolute shitty, your notes are awful, your ban page is full of "this is your last chance" and you are roundstart chemist spreading lube. I'm done with you toeing the line. Toe this line

>>183718283
that rounde was kino.

>>183726148
>rounde
Good to see fluffy fris is back

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>>183725950
:^)

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>>183725378
Is fucking nuke involved in the metaclub?

>>183718530
Handled on IRC.

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>Host banning people without prior warning
>Some guy citing WGW gets banned, every post in the appeal calls it out as a shit ban. Discussion gets shutdown by thread locking
>Can't ask about your ban with log proof, appeal gets locked
>Discussion moving to the admin feedback just gets shitposted by the head admin

>>183726214
Nuke exposed them, he's crazy like that.

>>183726250
And who did that happen with?

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>>183726213
>>183726214
>>183725378

>>183722097
Yeah.Nobody knows why but the computers are fucky and something crashes AI's a lot

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THIS dumb piece of shit thinks that RFultra did NOTHING wrong.

maybe the rfultra ban was shitty, but they are a shitter so who fucking cares

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>>183723757
I did. It takes too long if you go whole hog.

>>183723851
Nah, catatonic works now since people were salt ghosting to deny blood.

Who's your favourite AI on /vg/?

TURN ON THE BAN PAGE RIGHT NOW

>>183726730
Sand

>>183726270
Horatio for first one
The clown who got banned by Mustard for the second
RFUltra for the third
Fourth is Pain's feedback

>>183726730
the guy who did the newscasts

>>183726730
Sand
Sand
Sand
Sand

>>183725372
They were banned for geing a greytiding fuckwad 2hotdogs. Literally anyone could have pointed at the shitmin and fultra would have been shot for fucking with sec.

You're literally never going to have to stop remaking a new account whenever you become enough of a pest to be banned for banevasion doggu

Daily reminder you can ban a guy just because you don't like them.

Look at mustardnigger and the leonid incident.

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>>183726214
They hate him more than anyone else anon

is rfultra
dare I say
/ourgirl/

>>183727183
It still baffles me that Apologyman went from being banned for using ghost knowledge as a nymph to admin in less than a month

>>183727150
HOW DARE YOU
THIS THREAD IS NOW LOCKED HAVE A NICE DAY

>>183726882
ARMA?

>>183727183
Is nuke the next metaclub boogeyman?

>>183727308
yes
>>183727184
no

>>183727184
She's pretty cute.

>>183727150
>>183727307
>Fucking a cat is nothing
>Doing a ban appeal for someone else is okay
Fuck off hotdogs. This'll never get you unbanned

It's time to go full slash and burn, deadmin any admin that hasn't logged in for 2 weeks. Deadmin any admin with a feedback of pages of bad feedback. Deadmin any admin that doesn't use the thread. Deadmin any admin that disagrees with ___me__.

After all of this we will have a perfect admin team of at most 4 people to rebuild with and take new admin applications for.

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Remove metaclub.

>>183727184
I like people who fight the system,
but I vividly remember the days when they were a H U G E fucking shitter
so no they are not /ourgirl/

>>183727623
WE'VE BEEN RUMBLED LADS :^)

>>183726730
Mother

>>183726868
meant for
>>183726335

>>183726730
smile

They're back.

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>>183728065

Jean blancy.

>twice subverted tator AI
what thef uck

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REEEEEEEEE

What a round to have an understaffed medbay

>>183728325
more like pean blancy haha

>>183728473
ai machine broke

is borer my ticket to learning medbay stuff without actually having to play as somebody in medbay?

>>183728672
medbay isnt hard my dude just be a doctor and tell people you are new to the job, keep the wiki open. Also you can ask questions here, I can answer a few

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>Malf fails twice in a row
>Roll AI
>Proceed to be subverted, autotraitored, and then subverted again by a latejoin captain

>>183728473
>had to steal the law planner thingy
>was in the upload
>could have subverted the AI a third time
I really missed out here

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That shit was lit.

>emagged airlock and a virologist in the pod
Totally not a traitor.

Can you wipe the AI remotely or do you need to actually destroy the core to get rid of a law 0 tater law

>>183728772
Dexplus for oxy
Kelo/derm for burn
Antitox for toxin
Bicard for brute

and if they have a lot of damage just throw them in the magic tubes, if they have a lot of internal bleeding just kill and clone

It's come to this.. I've blocked yclat on the discord because he just nonsensically shitposts.

>>183728938
I wasn't even pretending not to be a traitor at that point. I had emagged my way through the whole station. I'm kinda glad you didn't just toolbox me, though

>>183728908
Opening the firelock was where it all went bad, was deserved completetly

>>183728672
Just what the chems do, not how to mix chems, set up cryo or do surgery. But chems aren't that hard either. Main ones are dexalin/dex+ for respiratory damage, bicaridine for brute, kelotane and dermaline for burn and anti-tox for toxins. Only one of those with an OD limit is bicaridine with 30.

>>183728990
t.TransgenderSkies

>>183729028
That would have been extremely shit and you had nothing dangerous on you.

>>183729137
Adopt a trip so I can filter you here.

>>183728473
>>183728815
To be fair once I had my target killed I just told AI "do whatever you want"
I felt bad with how
Distraught
You seemed to be with the crew

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DUDE WE'RE THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT NOW BROOOOOOO
WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUDDY YEAH BOY

THREADIES blown the FUCK OUT

>>183729101
This is what I use for most chemicals
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Chemistry#Quik-Guide_to_Making_Chemicals

>>183729169
Yeah, I only had thermals and syndie shoes besides the e-mag

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>extended
>spend time on literally anything
>mixing complex drinks, advanced food, construction
>chucklefuck comes to ruin it
>ahelp it
>dude IC issue :^)

>>183728908
>tfw I was the one who suggest molotov before realizing how bad it would be

>Roboticist, doing robotics things
>Assistant bumbles in, apparently is 'new' and is working telesci
>Give em a spare jumpsuit, welcome to the team
>Later on, person in an engineering hardsuit beating a guy to death in maint, HoS walks in, HoS walks out, beating continues, weld the door, carry on.
>Assistantelesci says that he can 'teleport me INSIDE him'
>Well, why the fuck not, let's see what he'll do
>'So, what'll this do?'
>'Bye'
>Teleported into deep space, just above the QMs previously spaced body, the bastard!
>Shivering, spaced, frantically get my internals on, grab the QM, and space my box hoping I'll hit something
>Lo and behold, I hit the medical shuttle!
>Hands are frozen, losing grip of my welder, lose grip of the QM, panic
>Get to the door on the rear of the ship, open it, it blows me back
>Precious seconds lost, no time to lose
>Get in, close the door, open the oxygen tank, breath a little lighter as the pressure stabilizes and I've got some atmosphere to get heat back from
>Now, to work
>Scrounge up the red spacesuit, the toolbox, make a wrench axe, grab what tools there are
>Time to fix the QM
>Get him to just within defibrilation, but him not actually being in his body means the slight burn pushes it just over the edge back into the clone zone
>Damn, decapitate him and put the head in my bag for later
>Shuttle's called, time to book it to the goone sat
>Find there's a secondary teleporter satelite close by, scrounge what I can, get the goone teleporter online
>Tell my would-be murderer to swivel on it, as I teleport right next to an active blob node
>Creep past, blast the fish to fillets, get on the shuttle, survive where my murderer died

All it needs is a space bear and it's the revenant

>>183729220
No one cares about you or your butthurt, tranny

-t.not yclat

>>183729257
There's no reason you should need 80u of ryetalyn. Well unless somebody gets cancer but that hardly ever happens.

>>183729472
Molotov doesn't even work, only works if it hits a carbon/human.

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Nothing to see.

>>183729679
It definitely fucking worked

>>183729679
It only works if it DOESN'T hit someone.
If it hits a person the fuel is splashed on the person and not on the floor. They'll even get some of it in their system and take toxins damage.

Hey guys saronsen here, whats good and whats bad?

How good is the revialver?
I made one with polyacid vials but never got someone to shoot at me with it.

>>183729848
Nothing and everything.

>>183729848
literally hitler