elderly memes edition
eyosongive.us
old: >>183667005
Are they ever going to make highlights available for others to see on your profile???
>everytime i see sneaky in the highlight videos its him getting killed or oneshot, never see him making any good plays
really prompts my pistachios
>>183693873
I wish leblanc wasn't so bad, the new prestigious splash is god tier
>>183689150
according to the site that tracks all the stats and shit, cho'gath is now very good top
xth for Syndra
when's the elo where people stop building full damage like mentally handicapped 12 year olds?
>>183694518
literally never
>>183694518
d1 promos
>>183694516ZedorIrelia
Which is the best for Syndra?
>>183694717
none
give me a rundown on solo lane bard
THIS TWITCH IS FARMING WOLVES LIKE ITS AN MMO
Does anyone have the version of this image where there's a bunch of Malphites photoshopped into the rocks?
do me a favor and explain why I was the one who got flamed by diana and gp
like
does everyone in this game lack self-awareness?
>let's introduce a champion that can do 1800 true damage on a click and point ability, while also making him a tank xD
>>183694518
why would you ever not build damage?
what are you going to do, kill them with armor?
just one shot them and they cant kill you.
we know you're here alan. we love you. please come home.
>>183694804
>sunfire teitch
>>183694717closet fagordirty roastie
>>183694660
>>183694696
why?
why is this a thing?
>THIS RENGAR INSTA GIBBED ME 5 TIMES NOW
>BETTER BUY A FUCKING BLOODTHIRSTER TO FIX THAT ONE
>>183694842
they were a duo duh
>>183694842
>1/8/3 jungle diana
>just deathcap
top lul
should also post the enemy team, if it's your lane showballing and roaming then of course you get flamed
>>183694845
the only thing more sad than people NOT banning chogath is people that fear him as a laner
Tell me a story about your waifu anon
>get secondary role
>guy who got your primary role is playing your main and inting
>>183695048
>>183695048
She has bigger tits than Sona. The end.
How do I into nasus mid?
I just wanna farm peacefully but these cockroaches keep constantly poking me.
And thanks to shit that fucking bullshit chapter item, everyone gets non stop spam
>>183694804
>THIS TEITCH
I want to love somebody
>>183694518
protip: for most champions there is no such thing as "just build tank bro"
there are however, correct items that can save your lane
>>183694881
You talkin bout ADCs? In some cases their own teams complain if they build defensively and lack damage in TFs as a result, so they're traumatized. They're also used to outscaling everyone so they just keep building damage and waiting for lategame+.
>>183695219
But Ahri loves you anon.
>>183695098
>he ALSO blames the game on you
>>183695224
notprotip: if you're 4 levels behind and you're still trying to finish both of those pure damage items you're probably not gonna be doing much more by the time you finish them.
FACT: Lulu is the CUTEST!
>>183695219
There's nothing wrong with loving someone, but there will be bad times, too.
>>183694804
>>183695256
i like you. please stop acting like a slut and be my friend instead.
>get into lobby as ADC
>your team
>top riven
>mid zed
>jungle khazix
>>183695503
what was the context of this?
>>183694449
Cho top gets dicked on by jungle pressure since he has 0 escapes and pushes to trade and doesn't really make good use of his kit. His jungling is busted though
>>183695508
Okay, let's be best friends foreverwith benefits if you likethen!
>>183695589
this teitch
>>183695150
Is that what you're concerned about? Tell me about her anon. The person.
>>183695219
Start with loving yourself. It gets easier to love others after that.
If that's difficult, then start with loving people for being people. Put the details aside and just have an appreciation for your fellow human, flopping around in life on this rock. They're in the same boat you are. Having love for your fellow human is another good starting point towards loving an individual. Storge and Agape are good things to read about on this.
But at the end of the day, there's no trick to loving someone. You just have to want to, and you have to put yourself out there. It's a risk, and no one had a fulfilling loving relationship without an element of risk.
One reason people find difficulty loving is that they are afraid of the risk associated with it.
>0 LP
>4 game win streak
>2 game losing streak
>2 LP
THIS ISN'T FUCKING FAIR FUCK YOU RIOT
>>183695508
I want you both to be my cute kids who secretly have crushes on each other.
>>183695620
alright. give me your discord or ign then, anon.
>>183693873
>tfw morello was right
never thought i'd see the day
>>183695676
Maybe you should try getting up to an Elo that isn't garbage
>>183695726
>cute
Tough luck dad
>>183695828
How? Even if I win 66% of my games from now on it would take me forever to even get out of this division.
>haha chill bro its just a game
how do I refute this?
>>183695828
>Maybe you should try playing 500 games getting literally 2 LP per 6 games just to climb one entire division :D
>>183695676
Honestly just stop playing Ranked until you improve drastically, or select better champions.
One or two wins a month is all you NEED to do.
>>183695980
because your MMR would quickly shift back in shape if you actually won 66% of your games.
There is no evil djinn at riot doing tricks to keep your MMR in poor shape. It's the same for everyone.
Man the fuck up.
>play 40 games
>get many honors
>get 0 keys
really activates the jew detectors in the brain
>>183695742
What server do you play on?
>>183695649>>183695649
>feeling lame things like love
>reading books like a fucking nerd
HAHAH
FAGGOT
>>183696067
"it's just le game xd"
if you're in ranked
Normals you're fucked
>>183696067
If it's normal, then yeah it's just a game
If it's ranked, fuck him
I want to play Riven, but I'm so terrible with her it's ruining my Elo in every queue. What do I do?
>>183696184
Same one as you.
>tfw you first blood riven as toplane amumu but you have ""support" orianal and a TF who fed veigar 13 kills on your team
>>183696320
Main her and be happy stomping the elo you drop to
>>183696320
>normals
Rank the following:
Lulu
Tristana
Poppy
>>183696372
How do you know?
>>183696438
i can tell.
>>183696436
I wonder if they would all hate each other if they met.
>>183696069
>improve
I got autofilled as support in the first loss and then someone afk'd on what would have been an easy game. Neither of the losses was because I played bad.
>>183696320
Hit the practice mode or whatever it's called.
Why is Sona so biggest?
There is only one(1) acceptable father figure in these threads.
And he's my daddy :3c~
>>183696503
That's spooky, Anon...!
>>183696635
Is it braum
Why do people not understand that there's literally unwinnable games in Silver?
Ideally you should be able to carry if you're better than the competition, but one good player cannot outweigh two lost lanes and a terrible jungler.
>>183696635
You bet your ASS
Now bend over ya little shit
>>183696584
but if I played 6 games and won 4, i'd be up 50lp not 2.
+21
- 17 (+4)
+21 (+25)
+21 (+46)
-19 (+27)
+21 (48LP)
>>183695048
abyssal used to be core on her and I was happy then they removed it and i'm sad
>>183696789
elo hell doesn't exist, get better and stop blaming other people. There are people who go 40-0 on alts. Why can't you admit you are shit and need to get better?
>>183696679
Look, are we gonna do some gay erping or not?
>Lethality is fine
>Duskblade is getting nerfed
>Damage changed from 55 - 360 scaling on level to 65-320 scaling on level
>It's getting buffed early where it's the most abusable
>But ranged can't use it anymore
>No they will free damage is still insane
>And abusers like khazix, jayce, talon are all melee and wont be affected by the nerfs
>>183696961
The difference is that people who do smurf are usually at a much much higher skill level. You shouldn't expect people to be Diamonds in order to solocarry out of Silver.
>>183697096
>>183696789
Nah, you can 1v5 in Silver if you get fed and play something really stupid like Akali, Diana or Riven. But yeah, you're not looking to win impossible matches where people already start bitching and threatening to feed in champ select - you dodge some, you lose others and carry your ass off so you can win the rest.
>>183697096
this just makes me want to punch her, smug cunt
>>183696789
Yeah, of course there are, especially if you're also Silver.
>but one good player cannot outweigh two lost lanes and a terrible jungler.
This doesn't happen every game, though.
>been in silver for X hunred games because bunga team
xd
>>183697146
You tell me, Anon! You decide!
>>183697096
Fuck
He's adorable
>>183696887
Good for you, but that's not the case for me right now. All I can do is hope to not be put in conditions I can't carry in like my last 2 games.
>>183697205
I don't expect you to be diamond to "solocarry" out of silver. Literally all you need to do is win more than you lose. If even as a gold player, you lose more than you win against objectively worse players, you deserve to be in silver. If a plat player can do pic related, there is no reason a "gold" player is stuck in silver
kalista is for bffs
>>183695098
what if that guy didn't get his primary role too?
>>183697096
I want to kiss his cute widdle trap feet!
>>183697361
Yes! What now?
>tfw ur team ffs at 20 due to the fact that you created a toxic atmosphere and could sense the tilt
it feels definitely good that you were the defining factor resulting in your team ffing, no way im playing a game where our ''team'' is even but im not doing good and we just lost our first mid game teamfight
i've been participating in tournaments on battlefy for the last couple days and losing the first match is that normal?
My gut told me to dodge this game, would you have played it?
why are Leona players the vaynes/lee sins/rivens of support? they miss every cc opportunity yet are always the first to either bm, flash matersy, or flash into enemy fountain at the end?
183697554
(you)
Vorepal sword champion when
>>183697602
yes very bad indeed enjoy you're wombo
>>183697552
Answer my question then!
>>183697602
Yes. There's way too much stupid shit on the enemy team. Bad vibes.
>>183697495
The whole premise of my post was that there are literally unwinnable games though. And that is a result of a diceroll game. RNG is still something that must be considered, as it dictates what type of players you'll be up against + what your teammates are like.
Also you just proved the point that a plat player can run through Silver, but one would have to understand that a Gold V player's skill advantage isn't particularly that much higher than a Silver player.
>>183697789
I already did, you silly idiot!
>>183697843
more unloosable games
>>183694849
>kill them with armor
Maybe earlier in the season yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xn5E-G81FY
>>183697789
>>183697892
Fucking hell. ude, just trade info already and get to the cuddling and swordfighting and being gay homofags for each other already. Holy shit, the suspense is killing me.
>>183697602
>:3
I'd have dodged as soon as I saw that.
>>183697703
>engage support
They're looking to fuck people up.
>>183697843
Yeah, of course there are. Not many, though. I'm also barely Gold and still able to run a train over people in Silver.
>Play with a Trynd one-trick
>Has an autistic voice, does voices unironically, says "m'lord," tries to make a funny comment every time he kills someone
What the fuck
I thought Trynds were all cool fat guys who don't actually care about the game
>>183697892
No, you didn't!
>placed into bronze II
kill me now
>>183697998
Trynd attracts some of the most cancerous players.
>>183697959
I'm trying, but anon's really stupid, see?
>>183698009
>>183697843
>The whole premise of my post was that there are literally unwinnable games though
okay? Do you not understand that not EVERY game is "unwinnable"? Here's the likely scnario, out of 10 games you play 2 are legitimately "unwinnable", 4 are wins, and 4 are losses that, if you were better, would be wins. You blame those 2 games but the real reason you're stuck in silver are those 4 games that you refuse to learn from. I understand the whole rng argument, I used to say the same thing years ago before divisions even existed as a justification for why I was stuck in gold range. It's not real, there is just as high chance for you to get an "rng win" as there is for an "rng loss", the only constant is you
I'M FUCKING TIRED
EZREAL BUFFS WHEN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
how is mundo top
>>183698615
Fun and chill. You can make mistakes and still win.
>>183698615
hes fine, thanks for asking
hello lolg
>>183698615
Boring if he's op.
Boring af if he's not.
good morning
>>183698902
Is it time?
>>183698472
Why would he be buffed? He's one of the few champs who is always competent no matter the meta
>>183699189
Because he's worse than nearly every other ADC while being more difficult to play.
>>183699327
He's bottom lane's Ryze
>>183698902
Why isn't Bioforge Darius and Woadking's bleed blue or green?
What is the effort to change that? Why is it so hard to change it? Why is riot so arrogant and stubborn with those little things?
>>183696578
I always got the impression that they all knew each other.
Then again, it's become hard to separate what's canon and what's not from the vast amount of yordle fanart and porn I've consumed.
>>183698258
I guess this is where our special friendship ends then, Anon. It was fun while it lasted. Farewell. I hope you'll find someone else!
>>183699686
Blood is red right? It would be a champion by champion case to change the bleed color. I mean is reksai's blood red? Probably not right?
>>183696961
so I always thought elo hell was that point where you somehow get an MMR thats several tiers lower than your actual rank (think gold 3 MMR with plat 3 rank) so that you win 5-6 LP per game, but lose like 30 on a loss, meaning you have to win 10x as many games as you lose just to climb at all
the term was co opted by shitters who didnt know what it meant, and who used it to describe the fact that they cant carry themselves out of their mmr.
pro tip: if you are no longer carrying games, you should no longer expect to climb. if youre at the point where you can only win or lose at the whim of your team, then you are performing exactly at the rank you are.
if you're 21+ years old and still play league of legends you are a loser irl
>>183699952
why would her blood not be red? are you implying that she doesnt have hemoglobin? that her cells dont need oxygen to process ATP?
shes a monster not an alien ffs
>>183699883
No, don't go, I ship you two so hard. Just stop trying to get the other guy to call first or something like a girl might do and just give each other your IGN and region. You'll look super cute together.
do i just build duskblade first on every AD champion
>>183698902
Hello my friend
>>183700168
except im a girl so...
>>183699952
It is red for no reason
Yeah but look at Dunkmaster Darius. They changed for him too. Yeah bla bla, its an expensive skin, but cmon dude this is such a simple color change, nothing more.
>>183700236
pls dont change the topic
>>183697602
>banning Trynda
>>183700168
I'm at least 25 years old and own a computer, so I have other games to play.
anyone here have victorious jarvan
>catch talon out of position
>engage on him
>he hops over a wall
Haaha i love this game. Honestly, I fucking love Riot and they're clueless silver scrub champion designer's. What am I supposed to do against this fucking faggot? He 100-0's my adc and can get out EZPZ isn't the counterplay to an assassin catching him out after he's done fucking up your carry or made a failed attempt?
what is in the box?
>rock girl hasn't been on free rotation for over a year
pls
>>183700263
Build duskblade on ap champs too it's good on everyone.
>>183700245
It's too late. Thanks for rooting for us anyway!
>>183700245
I guess it just wasn't meant to be, anon.
>>183694449
>aurelion sol jungle
Is this meme legit? Sounds hilarious
What is in the box /lolg/?
>>183700882
People don't take asol jungle, i guess champion gg is broken or something, possibly because sol is in jungle a lot? Idk. If you check the summoners taken for "jungle" asol you get exhaust and flash, so people probably dont take him jungle.
any cute shortstacks wanna be my gf and support me?
thnx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppQWYU2B7x8
>tfw fed nasus decides to come down from his pedestal and end the game
YOU EXIST BECAUSE I ALLOW IT
AND YOU WILL END BECAUSE I DEMAND IT
>>183700969
sona skin
>>183700882
I'm pretty sure it's just standard mid Aurelion that's automatically classified as a "jungler" because of how much time he spends roaming.
see; No Smite or jungle item
>>183700969
akali champ shard
>>183700969
Dubs
which APs are viable in top lane
>>183700969
a yordle skin
So I was out since thursday and rito announced what they did to normal games tracking. What was lolg reaction to that?
>>183701028
i'm 5'6" but i'm a dude is that okay?
>>183701224
There was none because we don't care about casual normal games and neither should you.
>>183701058
>>183701093
>>183701130
>>183701179
>press R
>/all Outplayed
i want to cum in twitch's fur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEd1aq77tBo
>>183695572
and ekko support
If there's one thing I don't get about junglers is their need to gank lanes that "don't need it". You can be pushed in and ganked constantly by the enemy jungler, maybe even dived under turret, and the jungler won't so much look in your direction.
But they will gank a lane they can't kill because they don't have the mobility to do so or gank the one with high mobility. And I'm not talking about a Gragas ganking someone playing safe because that's understandable. I'm talking Cho'gath and TF trying to gank Anivia under turret and losing the 1v2
>>183701152
Kennen, veigar, orianna, teemo, Kass, ezreal,
https://youtu.be/AEd1aq77tBo
its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEd1aq77tBo
He is a big guy
>>183701224
>normals
I could only care slightly less.
>>183701380
Oh, sick.
>>183696320
jungle with her in normals
>>183701380
>>183701508
>played as top
Get FUCKED retards who thought he was a jungler.
>>183696320
Play flex, it's like normals but good
>>183700680
It's retarded that his "skill" can be used after taking damage.
Taking damage for x seconds should disable it.Killing somebody would allow one cast even if you took damage.
There now he is less bullshit.
>>183701594
>Kayn is played top despite being showcasted as a jungler
>>183701594
>haha get fucked people who hoped he'd be playable in multiple positions
>unlike what they did to kled
same dude lmao
>>183701224
>normals
who cares
>>183701380
gay
>>183700680
If you're an adc and you get 100-0'd, just go tank.
>>183701745
Yeah and he's absolutely terrible there, so what's your point?
kek
I wish Poppy were real.
>>183701874
she is real
and you can use that cutout to make her give you a bj
>>183701295
>>183701518
>>183701765
There are normies here, that's why we
>normal
everytime we see a normal game endscreen. Guess they know their place and didn't rant. Good to see.
Thanks for the answers anons.
lf waifu/husbando to play with
coming back from 2 year hiatus
plat matches back then
how's the elo system now
>>183702036
What server do you play on, Anon?
>>183702036
the game has been getting fucked up more and more
don't bother
>>183700649
I do
who's the comfiest streamer boys?
>>183702036
if this post ends in a 2 your new husbando is nasus and your waifu is poppy
>>183701874
If she was real by Riots lore she would look like a real person to you.
I love Lissandra!
>>183702191Ladyboy Dream
>>183702191
tyler1
Zed is free this week and I kind of want to buy and learn him but am shit with him
When should I use w and what should I do during my ult? I always panic when doing it and mess up
>>183701412
Only if you let me stick it in your ass you cute little fag
>>183702384
Ult, save W for when they flash/try to escape.
>>183702328
correct answer
>>183702424
That's a given, isn't it?
>>183701152
Dianer
>>183701380
I come back to this game after over a year, and this is what Urgot (my main)'s being changed to? This is an interesting kit, but it doesn't feel anything like Urgot. I dunno if you agree, but I think Urgot was about punishing idiots who charged in and thought they could get out, not being the tard that charges in himself.
This feels like it would be fine for a new champ, instead of fucking with Urgot. I'll still play this new Urgot 'cause he still looks like an interesting top laner, but it's unfortunate.
>both pve niggers start topside
>leash for mine because otherwise he'll break into tears and afk like they always do
>enemy pve nigger flashes out from behind my tower, doesn't kill me but fucks my lane over
>our pve nigger goes mid and feeds a double kill
This piece of shit role needs to be removed from the game. Only literal mouth breathing autists play it and they are always shit.
>>183702537
Perfect.
>>183702036
There are still some season 6 leftovers around, dynamic queue was a fucking disaster and it's better to explain it by my personal experience I guess.
On my main account, trapped between Plat III and I since season 4, I found a lot of people who got their shiny Diamond V border thanks to 3-5 premades and you can fucking tell it and abuse them. They're not the typical boosted shitters, but the ones who are used to trust someone else decisions and end up being the only one who initiates, or the only one not following the fight. So Plat games are even more of a fiesta than before.
On the other hand, my smurf account which I strictly play offmeta shit like Soraka adc, reached Platinum this season for the first time. Getting Plat this season seems to be easier than ever thanks for the shit I mentioned before, as you WILL found a lot of boosted animals in Gold, more than ever before, thanks mainly to Dynamic Queue making "Duo Boosting" a think on boosting sites.
So I hope this wall of text helps and makes sense.
>>183702656
>Urgot main leaves for a year comes back conveniently at the time he's being reworked and is unsatisfied
Like pottery
>>183702958
Ill be ready for more of the same when xin eve and swains vgu's come out.
>>183698615
i love mundo top, he's my favorite championremove greivous wounds from the game
>>183702529
Nice. How do you feel about NEET marriage?
>>183702958
every time dude
>why would they rework my galio i played him every day i loved his depressed, pensive mood
>why would they ruin my warwick he was perfect in every way fuck you riot
then they just quiet down after a while
>>183703150
I'm a NEET myself, Anon.
>>183695614
But you just posted that Cho'Gath has a positive win rate top
>>183700168
if your on 4chan 1+ years old you are a loser irl
>>183701152
mundo, swain, tahm kench, singed, vladimir, kennen, kayle, cho'gath
>be jungle
>cho is open
>never played him in my life
>stomp
This champ is so extremely broken I know Im 1.5 weeks late but what the fuck
you shit damage while being tanky as fuck
>>183701152
Pick Annie or Morgana and watch the manly bruiser sperg like tards. Bonus points if you escape a gank with a simple Black Shield.lose and expect to be called a LS faggot or a special snowflake
>>183703101
Banshees is a great counter to grevious wounds because it blocks one spell.
hi guys
>>183703882
Hello. Do you wanna FUCK?
>>183703882
fellate me.
>>183701594
urgot was always a top lane champion. that whole "anti marksman marksman" shit was always just a meme. as a top lane main, i play him occassionally, and i'm happy to say i'll still be able to do that post rework.
>duskblade eve
Wow, I hate this.
Can a man get (you)s here if he were to post some cute Lulu?
Like super cute ones
>>183702958
Fair enough
I left league for a year 'cause I got burnt out on mobas in general. I was playing LoL, Dota2, Smite and HotS pretty much every day. I guess it's just bad timing on my part.
I'll have fun with Urgot the way he is in the time he's got left, and I'll probably have fun with newUrgot too.
>someone says they "one shot" someone
>it wasnt a one shot
>>183693873
Hey Gurosmut anon, tell me a champion to write some shit about.
I've got time to kill since riot's new client gave me leavers because it didnt open the game
>>183703959
Can I fellate you instead, Anon?
>>183702328
>>183702471
is he our guy? reddit hates him.
>>183700236
>shes not an alien
But she is, she's Voidborn. The Void is an alien dimension.
KhaZix and Rengar are even an homage to Alien Vs. Predator
bring back the old eve
>>183704203
>any League of Legends 'personalities'
>our guys
What do you think?
>>183704158
Only if you let me fellate you as well.And also play with your feet, maybe, unless it freaks you out or something.
>>183702294
I would totally buy that skin
>>183704315
uhh i think yes? newfag
>>183695572
Kennen, Kayle, Corki and even Vayne are all viable choices if your team decides to be comitted to choosing all AD champs; it's only really relevant if they have armor stacking tanks, like Rammus or Malphite, on their team as well. In some comps it doesen't matter whether you went all AD or not.
>Imo, the support should feel obliged to pick a champ who can do alot of AP damage if everyone else picks AD though. If nothing else, the fact that they probably won't invest much, if anything, in MR means that you'll get more bang for your buck when you build AP.
>>183704203
>reddit hates him
lol?
>>183704387
No.
What if one of us dedicated there life to going pro with the username "anonymous"
At all events you'd wear a blacksuir under your team uniform with a green see through mask at ALL times.
And in interviews you'd use a voice changer and speak in /b/ memes and about your love for traps
It would be quite the sensation right?
>>183696789
in silver sure, some are unwinable, but you can also 1v5 in silver
you gotta play some snowball shit ap carries are great, assasins are top tier.
>>183704334
That would only be fair! I guess I would be okay with that, I take care of my feet.
>>183704532
>love for traps
>not love for lolis
>>183704532
That would be very unfresh. Anyone who did this would undoubtedly be a redditor.
>vayne is a monkey and gives firstblood
>DCs every 4 minutes
>jhin forces me to take heal because barrier LOL
the game was a lot of fun aside from that, but golly gee wiz do I ever wish I could vote to kick people in champ select.
>ranged characters in top lane
Truly, these people are worse than Hitler
>>183704958
>I could vote to kick people in champ select.
>>cant mute in champ select either
>>cant report people outside of post-game lobbies
You know how many phishing scammers and butthurt monkeys Id have banned if we could
>urgot is not a tank so he has to position well
>88 hp per level
>4.25 armor per level
what did phreak mean by this?
who here unironically goes on redditand I like it
>>183705201
>Master Yi
>has % missing HP heal
>has DR
>92 HP per level
Guess Yi is a tank?
>>183705321
You pretty much have to go there to keep up with esports and teasers
i just ignore the comment section
we /disneyprincess/ now
http://www.espn.com/esports/story/_/id/20117374/liquid-signs-son-mickey-young-min-assess-options-kim-reignover-yeu-jin
>born really smart
>mentally ill my entire life, got traumatized as a kiddo
>drop out of HS, too lazy/uninterested to finish it
>entire family thinks im dumb, always really talked down to by relatives and whatnot
>decide to get into college
>get immersed in debt once i get my HS degree so i can go to college
>get a masters a year early in biochemistry
>last 4 years have been me trying to struggle with never connecting with other people, being a severe alcoholic and trying so very hard to prove to those around me that im worth something, because that somehow means anything
>realized today that nothing matters at all anyway
>quit my job, had enough money to take a few years off work before I go back to work somewhere else
>just sit around playing league, drinking really good whiskey with the lights off until 4 am every night
>tfw drunk soloq is fun and im actually in my diamond promos
needed a fast vent my lads, how do you climb in ranked? i found the dumbness of liqour to be pretty gud for making me play relaxed and focused
>>183705347
4.25 armor per level anon
how is that not tank level stat gain
>>183704853
I'm afraid the times have changed grandpa. What was only Bridget in your time now includes Rukako, Yuno, Felix, Astolfo and a lot of other traps, cakebois and the like.
>>183705483
Oh fucker that really is THE Mickey
>>183705321
I do.I like posting on there and on 4chan.
I don't care about the stupid internet war they have on each other.
How Do I make league WebMs without sound to post here?
>>183705836
>doesn't shave the neckbeard daily
subhuman
>>183705546
Annie, Nami and Anivia all have 4 armor/level too.
80 armor @ 18 is actually on the low end.
His health regen growth stat matches that of Syndra and Ahri.
His only shield is shittier than Lux's and has no other DR or resistance steroids nor self-healing
>>183695048
She's getting a rework soon™
>>183705645
I'd say they're still immensely outnumbered by the much better option. Please, stop shilling for your dirty catamites.
>>183705546
Tanks aren't defined by their stats alone byt also by their defensive steroids and CC spells
His armor level is very high but his health is mediocre at best and he lacks powerful defensive steroid most tanks have not to mention poor CC
He has high base stats like other juggernauts but that doesn't make him a malphite
>23ms ping
>random ass lagspikes every time i press a button
>>183705085
a lot of melees beat a lot of ranged champs in toplane lol
why is it so much fun to KS with Sona?
How do i leash for a graves as a melee
All he does is fucking push it into me dude
Do i really need to take 5 autos before i go lane vs a gnar as a melee so this guy can start red
fucking shits
>>183706584
didnt say that he is a tank tho , just the he has high as shit stat gains
>>183706590
>80 milliseconds ping
>clear 3 seconds delay on everything you do
>other champions teleport around, and their health bars are refreshed only every 3 seconds
I don't like it when my ISP lies to me
>>183706738
Well you asked what phreak meant by that, and that's what he meant
Ruin eve for me Riot!
>>183706716
Before 1:40, you tell him: "I'm not tanking it for you.".
>>183706842
I don't know what they'll do, but current eve has no reason to even exist
>>183706810
>>183706716
You take 1 hit and then you leave to lane
>>183706842
She's already ruined
>people don't remember the W stealth or stacked sunfires
lmaoing@you
In hounor of Pentakill I got a penta kill skins vs all cutsom match if people are down.
>>183706842
I just way her to be viable, but still feel like evelynn with all the sneaking around and shit. As long as they don't fuck up her invisibility, I'll be happy.
>morgana q hitbox
>naut anchor hibox
>jhin w hitbox
>not kayn W hitbox as well
BILLION DOLLAH
>>183707119
Why not I think I have pentakill Sona, if not I have one of them let me check.
NA?
>>183705504
i dont think your a terrible dude anon you seem pretty cool
i just think you should switch to beer or else your gonna turn into mr. layhee
>>183707258
yeah
Reverend Kayle the host
>me unga
>team bunga
>lose
man it's a meme but holy fuck is it tiresome
>>183707195
>Thresh hooks flies past my support
>nice I guess we can-
>CLANG
>oh it connected
Sometimes it just isn't very obvious.
>>183707195
>Be me
>Under tower vs blitz as adc
>Wave dies
>I predict blitz hook and move to the side accordingly
>Hook misses by a mile
>Still get grabbed
REEEEEEEEE
>Every new support (and in general pretty much all new champion) has delays on their hard CCs
>Morgana E is still instant
loladults???
>>183706716
what elo r u at that graves is starting topside buff lol
a good graves can solo buff without smite or pots, tell him to solo it or go botside
>>183707310
>>183707258
>>183707119
just need Olaf yorick and sona pentakills.
>>183707564
Most shields are instant
>>183707525
>walk between turret and wall because ty brain
>blitz lobs the hook
>goes through me
>don't get grabbed
>all the question marks in /all
almost wish it was possible to see the exact ability/champ hitboxes
>>183707593
ok ill keep that in mind
thanks majin
>>183697602
>banning soraka and then picking sona
Disgusting
>>183706385
>he believes this
Give it a couple of rolls and come back later.
>>183701380
It's another "take a champion and make him into a completely different champion instead of just making a new one" episode.
Why do they do this.
>ADC hovers Ezreal
>top hovers Ryze
>mid hovers Azir
>>183696789
Because half the time games that are "unwinnable", according to the whiny little bitches who infest this game, are completely winnable, just not easily. Even if you only win 10-20% of the "unwinnable" games your MMR will reflect it. Turning a game around, and winning, when everyone expects you to lose, is what makes for some of the most exciting and memorable games in sports.
However, good sportsmanship is very much lacking in League. Too many people are willing tho throw in the towel the very second that they meet a setback. Too many people shit on their teammates when just being a good sport would make the game much more enjoyable even if you lose. Too many people are simply a displeasure to have in a game and a shrill bringers of cacophony and infighting. It's much more difficult to beat the other team, when you're focusing on typing and insulting each other.
How the fuck do you you deal with shit like Rammus. Litterly Plat playing against silvers in normals and these shitters who pick champs like that which take too long to kill and make it so i can't move whilst low elo shitters do as they do and run as a 5 man chasing kills whilst my team does nothing.
>>183708112
Bitch was it a normal game?
>>183693873
xth for Cute Ashe
>>183708315
>a ribbon mane that doesn't use his brain
News at 11.
>>183696915
Are those peanut butter cups??? I love those!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ctqqx6-4Dmc
> 8 - have a peanut
I'm coming back to this game after 2 years, can I get a quick rundown on what happened to baron and dragon?
what is it about vayne?
>>183708315
Why not ask actual Riven players like boxbox or viper. /lolg/ is full of shitters
>>183708316
Solo/duo, low-mid Gold. I try to avoid playing Normal games.Support said he'd rather kill himself and dodged. Bless his soul.
>>183708491
70% sure those are mooncakes. Thus why she is so happy eating them.
>>183708526
BoxBox is shit. Adrian is better.
How many more games do I have to lose at zero LP before I can finally leave the elo hell that is plat 5?
>>183708503
4-headed Dragon is dangerous
Baron is a father with a runaway kid.
>>183708507
id be mad too if my garen somehow lost lane to yasuo
>>183704532
>>183704853
>>183705645
>>183706385
>>183707916
/A/ GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GENERAL !!
>https://youtu.be/tyrKeThaEJM
>>183706590
>>183706808
It's packet loss. Put your network logs into logsoflags.com to confirm. If you see a lot of red bars on the graph it's packet loss. You can't really do much about that unless you're a retard playing over wifi while a roommate is microwaving something and that was the reason for your packet loss.
>finally get mastery 7 with GP
>was from a game where their jungler camped my shit but I still solo killed my laner twice
>we were behind but I kept it cool and ended 9/0/13 with most damage
relish in my blog with me /lolg/, it feels so fucking good oh my god
>>183705085
is kayle ranged?
Urgot's tubes look awful, bad design decision considering the limited LoL engine
Speaking of which, how many years until LoL is ported over to a new or updated engine? Riot has claimed that there will never be a League of Legends 2 but that the original will stay updated as long as it's popular
>>183708503
Before Baron spawnns, a monster named the Rift Herald spawns in the baron pit. When defeated it drops its eye that replaces your trinket
When you use trinket, it summons the Herald and she can charge into turrets dealing true damage to them
Dragons have been separated into four elements
Cloud (out of combat move speed), Mountain (bonus true damage to structures and epic monsters) Ocean(increased regen), and Infernal (damage up)
at 35 mins the Elder Dragon spawns. It amplifies the other dragons effects if you have them and gives a true damage ignite on all damaging abilities
Ive taken the habit of muting all when my team reaches any sort of deficit
its working wonders
>>183704069
I thought you were into abuselu.
How do we nerf Nasus?
He literally sits in lane, sustains everything that you throw at him, scales into a 1v5 god dog who destroys towers with one hit????
>>183709079
Can Blankman save SKT?
>ChoGath has no counters
>Maokai has no counters
>Reworked Urgot has no counters
>Orianna has no counters
>Jarvan 4 has no counters
HOW DID RIOT ALLOWED TO HAPPEN
ALL THESE CHAMPIONS GUTTED INTO IRRELEVANCY WHEN
>>183709241
>nerfing nasus
anon...
>>183709092
Dragons are also randomized btw
ask your questions
>>183709098
well yeah no sense in throwing more fuel on the fire
usually people simmer down if they don't get a reaction
>>183709241
>how do we nerf one of the worst champs in the game
uhh dunno dude lmao
>scales into a 1v5 lategame god
lol
>play a few games of lol
>notice First Win of the Day is about to come up
>load up a game and play Jayce
>get into an 62:57 long match
>people dc'ing on both teams
>finally manage to pull off a win after an ace
>end of game lobby
>1:08 till First Win of the Day is Available
>mfw
>a player on your team doesn't actually know how much damage they do in a trade
>or their ability ratios
>they feed their asses off
huh
>>183709243
he's just as bad as peanut right now
neither of them can play tanks and its gonna be 100% tank meta in the jungle
>>183709282
>>ChoGath has no counters
>>Maokai has no counters
>>183709359
Why no grievious wounds?
>>183709434
So who are going to worlds?
Longzhu, Samsung and KT?
>>183709359
why are you posting this
>>183709462
>build ninja tabi
>riven becomes useless
woah...
>>183709282
Ahri shits on ori after 6 though, and does fine before that.
>>183709462
>wounds
>countering cho
how high are you my man
>>183709548
farming those (you)s
>>183709092
>>183709319
Okay cool, thanks.
>>183709565
If Riven doesn't rush a cleaver va a tank then she surely doesn't deserve to win the lane
>>183709359
Who did you kill?
>>183709685
boy you are one stupid nigga aren't you?
WHY IS SYNDRA IN EVERY ONE OF MY FUCKING GAMES I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF SEEING HER STUN PEOPLE FROM 7 LIGHTYEARS AWAY AND KILL ANYONE WITH JUST A FUCKING ULT
>Syndra doesn't even bother getting ignite and instead goes flash and ghost so she is fucking untouchable and can chase and kill literally anyone
FUCKING WHY HAS SHE ALWAYS BEEN SO FUCKING STUPID FOR SO FUCKING LONG THERE'S LITERALLY NO WAY TO PLAY AROUND HER WITHOUT DYING
>justs zhonyas the ult lol
AND THEN GET INSTANTLY KILLED SINCE SHE HAS 3 DELAYED ABILITIES
>>183709521
SKT will still probably go over KT because KT chokes on dick every important game
>buy cloth armor
>pantheon spears now heal me
whoa...
>>183709610
Cho has a garbage laning phase if you can't abuse him in lane then you deserve to be shit on, he is super good in the jungle though, but he can't deal with invades.
>>183709738
Just play Anivia :^)
>finally have every single champion after 5 years of playing on and off
What an empty victory, not even a congratulatory icon.
are there gonna be new pentakill skins for the album? or just the album itself?
>>183701594
They weren't entirely wrong to assume that he could jungle. All of those assertions were made before we saw his numbers.
Now we know that his knees have a cap vs monsters, and a high cd at low levels
Jungle is so shitty right now. Like in bronze you just do not fucking matter. You can get a bunch of ganks. Great! It doesn't matter! You don't even want to bother with that you just want to farm non-stop and hope your lanes dont shit the bed thats all you can do. If your lanes shit the bed its over. You can't not feed the other team from the jungle. You're laners can feed them all day long. Thats why jungling sucks.
>>183709826
in what elo is cho's laning phase bad lmfao...
>>183709980
when YOU jungle, yes
>>183709462
maokai was one of the few times jatt legit didn't bother sugarcoating how broken he currently is
>>183709079
Most models look like shit, especially compared to the art, there is no way it'll look better.
The game already entered the WoW circle, it'll be milked until abandoned, and or no one gives a fuck about it, just like now. I think this game gameplay and e-sport wise already reached its peak limit at season 2.
WoW rides on subscription (and nostalgia) while It tired to make money with e-sports and failed.
LoL is milked by e-spats so as soon it dies the game will too.(its not that far considering koreans already killed, alá starcraft) So there will be no major updates until its death.
>>183710053
Outside of Silver
>>183710134
this is the level of contrarianism we are notorious for
>>183709980
>Tfw learned to jungle from trick2g before he was just a washed up meme
>Carried myself out of bronze by spamming udyr and some other junglers
Just fucking run at them and kill them in their lane you shtiter.
>>183709504
because they have no healers?
>>183709692
one hit someone with low hp in the mess of teamfight
i really tried hard, but adc is so fragile
i always blame them when supporting, but newer played adc before
>>183709796
>Buy rejuvenation bead
>Now immune to damage
Rlly activates the almonds
>>183710282
>Xin with TWO lifesteal items
>Swain with spirit visage
>"no healers"
Really makes me thinkalinkdink
>>183710262
But trick2g has always been a washed up meme...? So who did you actually learn it from?
>>183709521
Longzhu
Give me one reason why I shouldn't build infinity edge on Darius.
>>183710524
Will win words*
DanielZKlein is my Riot husbando! I want to go to tech death concerts with him and discuss feminism!
He is pretty qt metal bf for his age!
>tfw you would literally be challenger if it wasn't for your teammates holding you back at bronze V
Really rustles my jimmies.
>>183710389
Like season 4. Though I guess he was still a shitty meme by then but his videos were pretty informative and helped me learn to jungle by watching his actual informational dideos.
>>183709980
> you can't not feed the other team from the jungle
but you can. you can not die, and get kills, or your teammates kills. but yes, I do kind of think jungling sucks right now. You can only jungle champs that have good clears now, or raptors/krugs destroy you alive, and you will be behind in farm. Also, even if you counter jungle the other guy, if he manages to get a few camps or lane exp he's right back to where you are because of catch up exp, so there's almost no point to doing it like there used to be
I miss when purple smite was aoe and the jungle wasn't impossible for 90% of the roster
>>183710245
you didn't even read the post
kys
>>183709282
you mean in lane or in the game
because any average thresh will completely fuck over j4
>>183710362
>Buy zeke's convergence
>Now casting my ultimate near my ally summons a local frost storm for 10 seconds, and as the storm rages, nearby enemies are slowed by 20% and my ally's attacks burn their targets for 50% bonus magic damage over 2 seconds (on a 45 second cooldown)
Really fires my neurons
>>183709897
it would be unlike riot not to have some in-game content for some synergy, but i guess we will know in around 24 hours, even though star guardian is the last piece of the leak yet to be on pbe
>>183710134
This post is idiotic for so many reasons
>instalocks Ezreal
>Ezreal doing dmg to Cho
Why do people like losing?
Saved myself 30 minutes and just dodged again. Sigh*
@183710627
No he isnt, your just saying this to get (You)'s
>>183710134
Even if we consider LoL is being milked while declining, its peak was certainly not s2
>>183710773
>Flaming your team from the getgo
Why bother? You're just immediately starting the tilt for them
>>183709609
>Ahri shits on ori after 6 though
This is inherently false.
Orianna literally can outdamage and outburst her the entire game. Add onto that but Ahri falls off harder than a rock after 35 minutes while Orianna can continue to press R and win.
>>183710661
the current counter-jungling is mainly contesting raptors whenever it's up, helps that it's the easiest camp to reach
>>183710701
>Play league of cleavers
>Buy 6 black cleavers on any champion
>Win
Lolbabs?
>we almost lost a 4v5
Jesus this game was a slog
>>183710773
>we're living in an era where garen is arguably a better pick than ezreal
wew
>>183710629
What are you gonna do about it, brother!?!?!
>>183707638
game clocked out so im refreashing it now. we got another person.
>>183710884
>Why bother
I like having the last word.
>>183710974
Well you are ad ivern so it's more like 4v5
>>183711032
I'll blogpost about it on /lolg/, what else?
>>183696789
You have to play the game disrespectfully. Fuck the meta picks and pick something that shitstomps like Akali, Katarina, Riven, or something. Even in support you can meme pick Malzahar or something.
>>183711105
>the 2/11 GP is more of a contributor to this game than Vietcong Ivern
M8 I'm not even him but that's retarded reasoning
>>183711060
>>183711060
Switching it now to 8 pm tonight.
>>183710889
>press R to win
Yeah not like Ahri can press R three times to dodge most of her damage in response or anything
>after 35 minutes
if it gets to that point then Ahri was shit, and she can still pick her in 1v1s because of the mobility, ori is just better in teamfights
>>183696789
there are unwinnable games in any elo
silver is fucking easy though
get insanely fed then carry
its that easy
you should be able to win like 80% of your games, only actual afk from starts and smurfs can stop you
>>183709117
i appreciate a good cutelu once in awhile.
tfw artists dont like my commission ideas
dont think lurape is going to become very popular
>>183710134
>already reached its peak limit at season 2.
t. started in season 2
>>183710379
>>Xin with TWO lifesteal items
?
> Lifegrip: Grants +20 attack damage, +10% spell vamp and +10% life steal until out-of-combat.
>10% LS/SV until out of combat
>>183710773
>Tier whore and primadonna
Jarvan mains everyone
>>183710909
Yeah but it's a hard camp to take for a lot of champs without lots of aoe
Like come on just let more champs jungle again
>play support with a riven bot named Rivens Darkness who states that they only play Riven
>consider the game an auto-loss, but the enemy team has a vayne mid so maybe things will balance out
>ultimately lose the game, but our bot is the only lane that actually beat their laning opponents
>vayne was hyper fed 15 minutes in
How does this shit fucking happen?
whens urgot being released
>>183711283
I'm not part of this argument between silvers but Ahri literally CANNOT dash away from Shockwave with her ultimate if the ball is within something like 50 units of her and Ori is guaranteed to land her combo.
1. Longzhu
2. SSG
3. WE
4. OMG
5. KT
6. EDG
7. RG
8. SKT
9. FW
10. AF
Rate my current top 10 WORLDWIDE
Yes or no?
>>183710379
>>183711551
Actually three. Ravenous, Maw, and Scimtar
Not to mention Xin's innate sustain.
Not to mention Swain ALONE who justifies exec.
>>183711736
Soon™
>>183709117
look at that pit
Is this version better?
>>183711764
Yeah thats what I meant. Xin has three life steal items, not counting his W.
Which works on towers since its an on-attack not on-hit effect.
>>183711736
Its week 2 of the patch, so like the 5th or so
>>183711748
>if the ball is within something like 50 units of her
You do realize you can see the fucking ball on the map so you can, you know, not walk on it, and that if orianna uses Q to place the ball, then it has a fucking delay so just fucking press R during that delay, and that if Orianna uses E to place the ball, then don't fucking go in her melee range
Orianna is bullshit but at least try to use the tools you have to beat her cancerous robot pussy
>>183711525
Then how about commission consensual lulewds?
>4 GG honors when I play Ivern
>0 Honors and 4 reports when I play Shaco
give me 1 (one) reason to play at all on this cancerous patch
>>183711925
Woah Orianna main, just calm down. We have to explain why your champion is bullshit. First up every counter she potentially had has been gutted/nerfed.
Also, anyone can see the ball itself but that doesn't stop her from just simply removing the enemy carry from the game without putting herself in danger.
Orianna's ultimate could literally not do damage and still be THAT useful.
>>183711925
>just don't be near the ball brah :^)
>just give up all farm pham :^)
>just give up your tower cuh :^)
>just give up the nexus
>duskblade is OP meta
Ok how does Jax adapt to this?
>>183712314
you can play zed and shit on anyone
>>183712314
you can make ADCs cry and uninstall if you have more than 2 braincells
>>183712034thats not my fetish
I want to see her raped or abused and possibly having to lay eggs
>>183712317
>"Ahri cannot dash out of the shockwave"
>Moving goalpost to mention Orianna deletes carries from 1k range
really makes you think
>>183712353
>"Ahri cannot dash out of the shockwave"
>Moving goalpost as if Ahri had to give up farm in that matchup
really makes you think
>>183711269
PST by the way.
>>183712440
he builds duskblade :^)
renekton is my boyfriend
>>183712548
Who said we were talking about Ahri you fucking Orianna main.
>>183712694
look at this fag
FAGGOT
>>183712440
dodge the duskblade autoattack
use R to mitigate the duskblade autoattack
hit them very hard before the duskblade kills you
build duskblade yourself
>>183712585
Yeah but how does the rest of his build change?
Does he just tack it on to tf + titty? Does he go full lethality? Does he go back to jaxtech jaxblade?
>>183712815
why don't you try out a few builds yourself instead of trying to get spoonfed?
>>183712736
I quoted a post that literally says, quote:
> Ahri literally CANNOT dash away from Shockwave with her ultimate if the ball is within something like 50 units of her
The post is here in case you're braindamaged
>>183711748
So yes, the post I replied to was talking about Ahri vs Orianna, but of course it no longer does if you move the goalposts
>inb4 just an eloborate ruse XDDD
>>183711732
1. Maining a champion means that, all else being equal, you'll actually master the champion and actually give credence to the little badge they award you with.
2. ADCs and non-tank supports don't prioritize HP and armor- meaning that it's easy for bruisers and assassins, who are "supporting" in the bot lane, to abuse their inherently lower defenses.
3. Once the snowball starts rolling, the lack of minion income is completely offset by the money you've collected from "derezzing" them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4-ba-o76Sg
So Xayah basically manipulated Rakan into joining a racist terrorist group?
>>183712878
>wow why would you try to discuss a game in the general about that game
Because i'm on my phone and don't have all my waifu images to spam
- Sent from my iPhone -
>>183713006
rakans like "whatever as long as I get da pussy"
>>183712967
I wish I had more of these images. I have Riven, Elise, Jinx, Ahri, and Irelia.
>>183712314
Tanking on ARAM is finally fun again.
>>183707119
Anyone have a twitch streaming account it would be cool to share this momentoues occasion tonight. Dont have to but would be cool.
>>183712935
Apparently to Orianna mains if you talk about how bullshit their champion is, they'll say you move goalposts to distract you from talking about Orianna being bullshit.
Your champion is the generalist cancer of mid-lane that needs to be Maokai'd so hard she's unrecognizable.
>>183712440
>>183712440
>See Duskblade
>Press R
>Jump on Him
>AA-W-AA-Titty-AA
>>183712935
I said I'm not part of your shitty argument I just pointed out a fact, nigger.
bets?
>>183713181
A fact that I completely crushed and that you haven't found a counterargument to
WHERE MY NEW URGOT AT
>>183713006
>>183713074
Nah, he also wants to return magic taken from Vastayans
>>183713226
>Bets on a silver game
>>183713226
Bot...top might clench a bit but lose.
does kayle count as melee for items and masters?
why do heimerdinger players do it?
>automatically push to turret
>opponent rushes hexdrinker, you cant kill them
>either the enemy jungler comes and you die or the enemy mid comes and you die
do people really just enjoy playing cheese that much?
>>183713334
Only when she's melee
>>183713006
rakan is cool on his own and nice with twitch!
>>183713264
Your champion can't get nerfed if you make nobody talk about it
>>183713274
wednesday
>>183713334
Depends if her E is active or not.
>>183713353
You climb fast as fuck with cheese because the enemy has like a 70% chance to fall for it and give you a free win, and the other 30% of the time you can still coinflip that the rest of your team carries you.
>>183713135
funny you mention maokai now that he's back to being broken
>>183712531
That's too bad lulufag. Maybe it's time to start learning Japanese and try to commission people from pixiv. They're into that kind of stuff.
>>183713264
>A fact that I completely crushed
Are you one of those dumbass science denier lefties? I told you Ahri's ult LITERALLY cannot escape Shockwave if she is near the ball because the dash is too slow and not long enough. You can't "crush" this, you fucking monkey.
Can someone tell me what the average bronze player is like?
It's so hard to believe anyone but extremely new players would be in bronze for a couple months. I'm just so confused that people can play for years and still be in bronze, how exactly does this happen?
>>183712935
Alright you little Orianna main tell me how its balanced that a champion can, without being in range of a fight, 1-shot a carry and relocate up to a 5-man of the entire team with old-gragas levels of AP damage scalings?
Her mana problem is solved by purchasing Morelloes and her damage output/support potential remains top-tier. When she's good, she's REALLY good. Syndra's one-shot bullshit also exists but at least she doesn't wipe an entire team off the map with a button press or have the mobility/shielding to help her survivability out.
LEBAGGUETTE
BUFFS
WHEN
>>183713808
remove the minimap and pretend minions dont give money
>>183713808
new players in addition to people who have shitty wifi but insist on playing ranked anyway
t. silver 5 0 lp
>>183713808
it usually is;
>bad pc
>bad internet
>bad reflexes
or all of the above, i was bronze 5
>>183713808
they play to win not to learn so they just keep doing the same thing over and over, and badly
they have 0 game knowledge whatsoever
>>183713653
>"Ahri can do that against Orianna to stand a chance again her"
>"NO SHE CANNOT BECAUSE IF SHE PLAYS LIKE A COMPLETE RETARD IT DOESNT WORK :DD"
No shit shelock.
>>183713841
I've stopped reading you after the second anime reaction picture. Also, I know you're just doing an epic trolle pretending to be retarded.
>>183713808
Three kinds of people
people who can't be assed to climb
people who can't last hit
people who get tilted
Lulu is cute and adorable and i wanna cuddle and protect her until the end of times!
>>183713992
>I've stopped reading you after the second anime reaction picture
>Orianna mains think everyone against them is a samefag
/vg/ vs. /vg/ on EUW requires 2 more players to start.
pw isvidya
>>183713992
He's going all out. At this rate he's going to crashIm the first anime reaction image you dumb Orianna main
>>183714210You are adorable
>>183713653
M8 if the ball starts travelling near her, you use that as your queue to ult yourself and make it a bitch for her to land her anything at all.
Really the only chance ori has to consistently land her ult is with a flash or ahri playing stupid. If you let that ult start when you're on the ball, know that you already did something wrong as ahri. That never needs to happen.
>More people complaining about orianna
>When the meta is much more unbalanced than 1 mid laner
How about they fix lethality, tanks, zac, chogath first? Or make half of the shit champs viable instead?
>carry game with sivir
>add cute nami support so we can duo
>doesn't accept invite
n-nani?!
i wasn't even an asshole
Do you know how easy it would be to climb if you had infinite dodges? Oh someone on your team picks Vayne? Dodge. Someone picks Veigar? Dodge. Any off meta support or adc? Dodge. I would be gold 10x over.
>>183714581
just ban them bro
>>183709359
How did your support react?
>>183712815
As someone who's played a few hundred games on Jax, let me break it down for you.
Duskblade is a poor investment on Jax. You can't turn invisible, so you can't proc it more than once a fight. Additionally, Jax dosen't really need the leathality that much; one third to one half of his damage, depending on how you build, is AP. The Duskblade proc is actually only as much as you would get from getting an auto + w + grand masters might combo off on him; which is why many people build tank on him after a trinity; vs squishes he as more than sufficient damage to kill them already. Vs non-squishes that little bit of leathality, and the one time physical damage proc, isn't really that beneficial.
What Jax needs to do is get to squishies, stick to squishies, and survive burst. Dusk blade dosen't give you anything in those areas. You're actually much better off, if you're completely determined to buy a leathality item on him, with either ghost-blade or edge of night.
Ghost blade gives him great roaming potential, and allows him to quickly catchup to an adc if they flash out of his q + e combo. Edge of Night gives him that nice spell shield (important vs something like a flash tibbers or sona stun) and an additional 250 Hp which greatly compliments the additional armor and MR gets when he activates his ult.
If you're simplying looking to be an "edgelord" Jax with an atypical build involving shard objects then I would recommend getting a Manamune. Completely unbeknownst to most people is the fact that his W and Grandmaster's Might both double Proc the passive damage from the weapon's ultimate form; meaning that a simple auto, w, auto gives you 5 procs of murasama in addition to the spell and auto attack damage.
>>183714581
>>More people complaining about orianna
Than that means she's become a significant problem worth looking into
>>183714581
Just stop feeding attention to the retard with the reaction pics above, like I did.
Orianna is an overpowered pile of junk but apparently I'm not even allowed to mention Ahri has a card to play against her.
draw your main with your favorite skin in ms paint
I cant find my main after trying numerous amounts of champions, anyone have tips on how they found theirs?
>>183714749
Pretty sure it was only because that one guy making a post about reaching rank 1 which has started all this
Before that nobody gave a shit about orianna
>>183714749
Orianna is finished there was already a top reddit post complaining about her
>>183714763
K
>>183713226
If that diana has even a fraction of a brain she should absolutely dumpster yasuo, both top laners have ignite so they will just smash each others face for 30 minutes
>>183714849
you mean dopa?
Dopa isn't famous just because he is/was/will be rank 1, he's just a big high elo name and has worshippers
People have been hating on Orianna for a while now (Mostly because of the YEARS of her constant viability) but Reddit used to discard it by automatically saying "the most balanced champion in the game"
>>183714763
>microjew is killing this soon
>>183714763
Lulu skin when???
>>183713102
Yea, they're really cute; here's another one from my little collection.
Have some funny trivia too- it's been my experience that many players who constantly insult their teammates are usually Vain.
>It's actually very ironic given her original backstory and the usual psychological disposition of the type of people who are associated with "Black magic", in historical literature, myth and fiction.
>>183708315
that's a lot of whilsts m'dude
>current Urgot is leaving very soon
Its been a good ride, friend.
>>183714763
/vg/ vs. /vg/ requires ONE MORE
>>183715108
once rengar and yorick get one
Lulu is the smuggest! THE SMUGGEST!
>>183715209
>Vain.
>>183715009
frankly i think this is a monkey's paw situation, people are hoping that ori and syndra get nerfed for being generalist picks who don't lose lane but no one is thinking about the champs they are holding down like taliyah and cass who are arguably even worse when they get to the point where their blind-pick worthy (they already are, just less so than syn and ori)
I like butter, I like tea,
They both taste like victory
>>183715420
orianna and syndra need to be nerfed
taliyah needs to be deleted
cassio needs to be reworked once more
different problems and different solutions
evelynn memes
>>183714763
i think i captured her essence pretty well
hit me up for requests :3
>>183714849
Ori's been low key cancer for years, but you fucks keep saying she was balanced, last time i was argued about this the defense was her mana cost were high or some shit
>>183715386
Deliciously
>>183714562
>every time ahri sees the ball traveling in her direction she has to ult preemptively
HA! DODGED THE BALL
GET FUCKED ORI
AHRI WINS YET AGAIN
>>183715830
nobody in the midlane has high mana costs right now
the only mana using mages who don't rush lost chapter->morello are the ones who direly need the HP to fight others
that just says a lot
>we need to rework athene (and later abyssal) because it's an automatic first buy for mages
>lol morello first in all games is fine
what's worse is that riot actually releases champions with lower and lower mana costs as time goes by, unless they're supports, but supports don't care because of the meditation mastery
>>183715830
>defense was her mana cost were high or some shit
And now that problems been solved thanks to pic related
>>183715989
>Reacting to something you SEE is preemptively
AhrIDF everyone.
>>183714972
>>183713324
>>183713316
Ended up losing because our yi had literally 0 map pressure.
Bot continued pushing to fucking 2 tower and they didn't even had kills or lead in cs. But despite this yi said "muh laet gaem power farm" on chat.
Also Diana fed the yasuo and didn't even once thought of roaming (thing that a good mid laner would do if they are facing a better player in lane).
Its true that I missed 2 ultimates with xayah and maybe rakan killed himself 1 time because he thought Yi was going to go full in instead of farming raptors.
post bets for vg vs vg on EUW!
>>183714763
Trying to draw right handed with a mouse is surprisingly hard when you're left handed
>>183713945
>bad pc
How the fuck? How much does it fucking take to have a PC too slow to run league? I know a dude who got to diamond on his >10 year old Athlon 64 X2 box that had some random old ass cheap grapics card thrown into it.
The only person I know that has a semi-modern computer that has issues running league decently is a friend of a friend with a latop based on a mobile pentium chip that draws 6 fucking watts. It's an engineering marvel that this thing can even run league. 30ish FPS with drops to 15 hasn't stopped him from getting platinum.
I have been diamond 3 seasons straight while playing on a 5:4 aspect ratio CRT monitor as an adc main. If you wanna know how much that hindered me set your resolution in league to 1280x1024 and try playing with that much less peripheral vision. Now try playing jhin like this. It's a fucking nightmare.
The "low elo because of bad PC" argument has been false for years. If you live in burgerland you can find a PC good enough to run league in a literal dumpster OR build one out of brand new parts by spending a weekend doing some work for someone.
>>183716018
i think morello's seems fine because it just makes whoever buys it do the same thing just with more damage and more often, riot has an aversion to defensive mid-lane rushes or in general defensive item rushes on any non-tank character
>>183711925
>use the tools you have to beat her robot pussy
Robots cant get cancer so
I think I will do just this, thanks.
robots are the best
>>183716175
It's preemptive because you don't know whether that shit is coming at you or just your caster minions. Think, brainlet.
>>183716294
Brew has been playing almost exclusively cute bishies lately. Is he coming to terms with how at he is?
>>183713963
This.
Reflexes and good mechanics don't win games, game knowledge and nap awareness do.
Knowing how to get carried, not TOO carry but how to GET carried is the most important skill in this game, and it's also the one people struggle to understand the most.
>>183714763
>>183716338
badly-managed pc* more like than a bad pc
I once used my gran's laptop that just has a chipset instead of an actual GC and lego worked fine
bronze players are dumb so they fall for the good old browser toolbars :^)
it's also why you see so many people in low elo disconnecting regularly during games, or requiring several minutes to load the game
>>183716463
>nap awareness
>HURRY GO BOT, THEIR JUNGLERS TAKING A NAP SO IS THEIR SUPPORT
>>183716338
that's how it is man, i am no longer in bronze 5 though, i'm plat right now.
>>183713808
imagine co-op ai
except that instead of two top, one of them (usually) clears the jungle
>>183716305
ey thats pretty good
>>183715989
It's not "oh no I got to dodge"
It's "oh yes that's he damage time to all-in her because her damage is over there and her Q in on CD"
fucking retard.
>>183716458
It's a fact that only smelly neckbeards play "cute" shit in video games because fantasy worlds are the only realities where they can be cute. Same with people who are overly nice online; Fucking unlikable creeps, all of them.
t. cute meanie
>>183714763
You will member Yorick Mori :DDDDD
>>183716439
>whether that shit is coming at you or just your caster minions
I'm pretty sure Ori Q travels in a straight line in a very obvious direction.
>Elaborate ruse
>>183715497
Cannot stand Cassio at all.
>has cancer grounded ability
>gets just one kill
>can run u down out of ur lane, while scaling super hard
nice champ.
>>183716684
i'm pretty nice irl but i'm an asshole in league so i guess this checks out
>>183713808
Mentally retarded niggers
T. Bronze 4
>>183715830
The defense I see for Orianna most of the time is that she's high skillcap and has less damage than other mages. Which is a lie, as she's about as close to braindead as you get with a mage with the amount of safety she has and her damage is still extremely high once she has two items. At this point I think she may have crossed into the Ahri and Caitlyn realm where Riot has decided she's fine the way she is because she's a fan favorite, even if she's in a really fucked state. By the way who beats her in lane? Xerath?
>>183716338
My resolution is 1280x720, there isnt another option...
>>183716676
>and her Q in on CD
Ah yes that 2.4 second window of opportunity (except she still can move the ball to herself via E and ult+E you)
>>183716684
What kind of people play barechested tanks?
>>183716812
Cuties like you and I need to be jerks online, for there must be balance in all things.
>>183713135
>LeBlanc and Maokai reworked for being generalists in their roles.
>Lee Sin and Orianna are allowed to stay as they are for years despite being the generalists for their roles.
really gets the noggin joggin
>>183716684
But Brew is actually pretty attractive. He's got some young Severus Snape vibes is cute af.
>>183717065
>try to rework lee sin
>reddit goes in an uproar
>everyone complains
>dont care
>rework it anyway
>reddit fucks off
>game gets better
>>183716018
>>183716028
I gave up arguing because you fucks didn't listen.
>>183714763
I will miss doing this after the update
How do I farm with Anivia pre-6?
>>183716909
Her Q is a lot of her damage and you have 2 more casts of your ult. It's not like ahri is a melee champ dumbass, save your ult charges for as she tries to re-position the ball and stay out of literally touching her range.
>"Oh yea well that's only like a 7.2 second window, not liek that's enough time for ahri to blow her load"
And of course she gets MS from her Q and has hard CC in her charm. Ahri loses the duel if she is retarded.
>>183717162
Wish they would actually do this, a lot of champions that need reworks are protected by popular opinion
>>183716808
for a champ that's supposed to scale she has one of the strongest lvl one's in the game, i still can't forget faker exposing it with his corrupting potion e start
>>183717272
Learn to last hit
>>183717020
made me kek gj anon
>>183716869
You're probably playing on a 1366x768 laptop. Still, 1280x720 is 16:9 aspect ratio and you see the same amount of the map as people with 1080p or 4k.
If you are bored you can force the game into 720x720 through config editing and see how hell feels like.
>>183717349
She laned against lebalanced with it. Leblanc has a bullshit level 2+ but her level 1 isn't worth jack shit
Faker didn't expose anything.
>>183717339
I wish they'd balance the game around high elo. Orpros evenThat'd be much more interesting. And when I mean high elo im talking master+ not muh platinum "BUT IT'S HIGH ELO, ITS HIGHER THEN MOST PLAYERS" Ya and they're fucking just as bad as most players. They just click better.
>>183717349
>Try hitting a minion at lvl 1
>Take 40 damage per second as long as you're in range to hit the minion
>Hit lvl 2
>Same as above, but you take 80 damage per second instead of Cassio is smart enough to use Q during your autoattack animation while farming
>The only counterplay to that is having a jungler who's willing to cooperate
hehe silly meleebabs, stop complaining about ranged champions and just pick jayce like everyone else
>>183717020
>Oh fuck is that quinn
I have that same reaction when ever I see one too.
>>183717339
That's the unfortunate consequence of having a dev team that has roots on Reddit.
>>183717641
Good thing you are just a random autist with shit opinions and no power over anything or this game would've been dead five years ago.
>orianna
>low cooldowns
>movespeed buff for team
>slow for enemy team
>shield low cd
>turns a team with no engage into a team with engage
>a part of every wombo combo video
>bullies allot of lanes
>doesnt have a bad late game even though
b-b-but ahri can press R so I can't all in her whenever I want like I do mostly every other laner
>>183717765
>im retarded and i suck dick at the game
You're the same type of retard that made WoW less fucking hard in PvP because OH NO MUH STUNS IM TOO STUPID TO COUNTER
>>183717641
>I wish they'd balance the game around high elo. Or pros even
That's exactly what they're doing except for a very few champions like Shyvana and Xin?
>>183717792
Literally nobody on the thread has defended Orianna so far
>Merely pretending
>>183714763
best
Why do people still play master yi jungle?
He has 0 cc and its only good if the laners have a god tier engage like malp ultimate.
Why can't people just play him top? he can farm and have a really good amount of good matchups.
is there a club for people who like to play arams?
>>183717852
They balance around plat elo. Which if you're a casual sure thats high but if you ever hit it you realize everyone in it is just as garbage as gold.
>>183717836
t. undead rogue
>>183717641
If they balance every champ to be the same power level in the best hands you will end up with easiest set of champs needing massive buffs to be viable in pro play which results in them being massively OP in every other bracket
WHAT IF I BUY LULU
>>183717836
>balancing a game around the top zero percent of the playerbase
Got yourself a real seller there, Bobby.
Who is the sneaky pebbles of League?
>>183709609
>>183711283
>>183717852
(You) are just grinding my gears right
>>183713808
Former Bronze here, now a Gold V shitter for three seasons straight, when I picked up the game mid season 4, I won all of my promos and got placed in Bronze V. I got to Silver II but couldn't keep climbing since the season ended. While I was indeed a garbage player then, I am a better player now, but here are some contributing factors that still impact me today.
- Shitty internet. If anyone connects to the wifi using a device besides another computer the ping fucks me over to the ends of the earth.
- Old laptop. I am currently saving money to move out and buy a desktop, but my frames per second are between 10-60 depending on how overheated it is.
- Having to share electronics since I live with family to make expenses a little bit "cheaper".
- Priorities or Chores: No one is ever satisfied with my work even if I am the only one ever cleaning or cooking, so I have to drop everything I am doing and start over for it, which is why I am saving five months worth of rent to move out.
- Not enough practice time versus unexpected champs since I work five days a week.
>>183718289
Doran's Shield.
>>183717836
>normies make a game for normies
>when it comes to game balance, the autists who are really good want to be in charge
>said autists dont realise that its a business at heart, and as long as the normies/low elo people are happy, even in contrast compared to the other 10%, its an overall gain of millions of $$$
lmao
>>183718017
>They balance around plat elo
Just like when they nerfed Azir/Ryze/Leblanc who had 50% winrate (or worse) in soloq up to diamond included
No motherfucker, they did not. They did it because they were 100% pickban in competitive and as soon as you started playing with D1 players.
Give me one example of Riot balancing for lower elos aside from straightforward champions (like the ones I quoted above: Shyvana, Xin, but for instance other ones like Volibear last season) who are easily countered by competent players.
>>183707564
>a shield is CC
what did he mean by this?
>>183717353
Her AD is so low that 2 tower shots + 1 aa isn't enough to kill a melee minion in the early game
>>183707564
i mean probably a late spellshield would be shit unless you can literally predict future and the enemy supp still goes for the target with spellshield in cast time
Pretty sure I just fixed Udyr guys.
>>183718642
that its easy to telegraph "delayed hard CC" using morg shield as to say Annie I guess is what he said
>>183718815
then auto them twice??
>>183718896
that is indeed the point of the ability
>>183718865
I just played him and I noticed nothing different about him. You did a shit job. You are worthless. Fuck off and die.
>>183718642
reading comprehension
people don't stand a chance because their CC isn't instant but Morgana E is
why is karma's winrate so low? am I in such shit elo that she always wins for me
Post your main without posting them
>japanese urgot
sounds kinda nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgcrNzw4-KY
>>183719241
edgy and autoattack based.
>>183719241
>>183719293
He sounds like an anime villain.
>Jungle Warwick
>Every game in my match history for the past 2-3 months has been jungle Warwick
>Pretty much all victories
>Normal blind pick
>Oh god why am I doing this
>My team instantly start bitching at each other
>Support and adc are obviously premade and are on something like skype
>Top Quinn "Don't worry guys, she's a viable top, just wait and see"
>Mid Nidalee
>Bott Thresh and Tristana
>Quinn gives first blood at 3 mins
>Nidalee fails constantly
>Thresh can't land his grab for shit
>Tristana feeding
>All turrets pushed
>Inhibs down
>Everyone dies when they go to check Baron
>They didn't wait for me
>Only one alive
>Oh fuck this shit
>B and grab Warmogs
>Jump onto Ez with my ult and activate Hydra
>Rape his ass
>Kill Katarina
>Singed throws me away
>Flash towards him
>Kill him
>Lulu and GP start to run
>Hit Lulu a few times
>Passive activates
>kill GP
>Kill Lulu
>PENTA KILL
>Destroy 2 mid turrets
>Head cos low health
>Finish build
>Team now think we can win
>All push mid
>Inhib down and in base
>Enemy team start to spawn
>Fucking killing time
>Kill Ez again
>DOUBLE KILL
>TRIPLE KILL
>QUADRA KILL
>PENTA KILL
>Holy fuck what have I become
>Rape last 2 turrets and Nexus
>Holy fuck WW GG
>GG wp WW
>5 honourable opponent
>4 teamwork
>6 friends requests
>2 game invites
Regularly get pentas now, silver 1 and about to head into gold league. Warwick is a fucking killing machine with the right items.
>>183719352
the gook saying Urgod is fucking gold
>>183719241
>>183719241
>>183719241
>>183719241
>>183719171
she was giga cancer in high elo while being decent elsewhere, and got her deserved harsh nerf
results
another one up!
pwvidya
>communicate the entire game and basically lead the team
>no honor
>mute my team and go 20/2/15 Warwick
>4 honor
great system valve
>>183716294
>blue team has ekko talon and rengar
>red team has ekko khazix and kayn
>""""tank meta""""
>>183719241
>>183719542
koggles?
>>183719547
camille?
>>183719668
shaco
>>183719841
>Friendly normal games are what define the meta
And we ARE actually in a tank meta right now, the first time since the cinderhulk release.
>>183719440
This pasta looks familiar...
>Runic Bulwark
Stop, anon.
>>183719967
It's old as fuck, I found it in my /vg/ folder from 5 years ago and was wondering if its still getting posted here.
/vg/ vs /vg/ i keep forgetting to screenshot loadscreen on euw is live
post bets
>>183720112
lulu
>>183720127
what the fuck is your team
>>183720127
Nobody cares about your autismo normals, boyo.
>>183720176
no....
>>183720176
>robot girl
>picks lulu
It's obviously Orianna...
>zed free week
embrace the shadow...OR DIE IN DARKNESS
>>183719910
Correct!
>>183720391
>>183720428
but she makes a cute pose like lulu does
>>183720453
Honestly every time I see Zed, it feels like such a relief that he isn't picked every 2 games anymore.
Even if you're not playing a squishy champion it's so annoying to deal with his constant blinks.
>>183720453
>pick akali
>win
What champion would be the easiest to bully and make her/him depressed/sad/suicidal whatever?
Basically, what champion is the weakest as far as mental strength goes.
A-Am I good enough to draw art for /lolg/?
anon!
you can CLIMB!
i BELEIVE in you!
>>183720853
Not lewd enough so no.
>>183720802
lulu
Knight's Vow and Righteous Glory need price hikes stat. Zero fucking reason they can be more effective other tank items at their ridiculously cheap prices.
>>183720802
Tell Lucian literally anything dirty involving thresh and his gf
Very important poll - champion themes cont.http://www.strawpoll.me/13514580
>>183720934
>buy both on Cho'gath with a stoneplate
>chasing everyone down while taking damage for the ADC
Shush you
>>183720853
Lets see some lewds to really judge if you can or not
>>183720853
can you draw like shyvana
>>183720934
vow is already losing some stats next patch
I wish they'd make the passive more interesting or powerful
as for RG I don't really see anybody building it except singed and mao. I don't watch esports though.
Cho is just OP in general
>>183721104
can you ride my cock like Shyvana?
>>183720906
I fucking knew it
She needs her fairy world safespace
>>183720967
He does come off as depressed and broken, and unlike yorick its like he could break any moment
>>183719241
Why does league give out 14 day bans on second offense instead of giving extended chat restrictions?
Oh well I deserved some sort of punishment not like I care since they changed my main champs
I actually think I got banned on this same exact day last year
>Jhin insists on getting red buff for himself
>Stays at max range using W and R
>>183720853
Tell the lewd anons to fuck off. It's pretty cool. Got any more?
Also - Leona's nose is more... angled?, like so.
>>183719241
>>183721268
Huh thinking about it now League should get a champion that uses magnets in a cool way with the attraction and repulsion element.
>>183721351
why is leona so smug
>queue for top and jungle
>autofilled mid
>dodge
>autofilled adc 15 minutes later
Guys is olaf still good top? I like his ultimate.
Should I masturbate now or play another ranked and save my fap for later? I don't have time to waste so I'll just do whatever the first reply tells me to do so long as it's one of those two things.
>>183721402
riot has specifically said that the longer you go without autofilling, the more likely you are to be autofilled just do discourage people from dodging unless they get their main roles.
if you dodge every autofill you're going to need to dodge more and more often
>>183721037
>darkness_dragon_wizard
>>183721568
ranked then rub one out as reward if you win.
>>183721568
fap to moon over june
>>183719102
Are you serious?
Are you aware that not only can her E be broken but it also has like a 15 second CD?
>>183721637
Okay, in queue now. But if I lose, when am I supposed to jack off then?
>>183721807
Moon Over June
>>183721807
Fap to aurelion sol if you lose.
>>183721397
Because she took ignite and knows your asshole is going to be gaping shortly after level 2
>>183721807
You do it until you win.
or you can fap to gay porn if you lose.
how is it that no one in my elo can survive a lane without jungle help
but the junglers are actually retarded and misplay every time they try to gank
>>183721390
league could make a lot of cool things like a sound based champion, a champion that can manipulates gravity, a mimic champion, balancing them would be aids though
>tfw you cuck the enemy riven, yasuo, caitlyn and leona so hard they spend the last 5 minutes of the game screaming in all chat about how busted taric is
>>183721807
No fap until you win anon,
>>183721938
noone in high elo can survive a lane without jungle help either
there are some lanes where ganks are the only counterplay
>store issues
I bet the fucking social jew cucks at riot fix that asap.
>>183721938
because laners don't actually try to win lane anymore and just ping the slave boy to come win their match up for them.
why get good when you can just flame your jungler into camping your lane despite you feeding 3 solo kills to the enemy laner in the first 7 minutes of the game
>>183722243
t. jungler who thinks he's still relevant
>>183721930
>>183722031
Okay but the enemy team has Caitlyn, Heimerdinger, AND Janna on it. I don't know how the fuck I'm supposed to beat that combination of cancer. It was obvious to me we needed crazy engage so I'm Malphite but, this isn't going to be any fun.
>>183722327
but just imagine how GOOD it'll feel in addition to winning a hard game you jerk off after.
It's a conquering feeling.
It can get pretty addicting and helps make things interesting.
>>183722243
but the jungler is also an idiot, how did they get used to the jungler bailing them out when the jungler walks into lane and feeds kills
allied jungler presence has been detrimental to me more often than not, i'd prefer if my jungler just stayed the fuck away from my lane and if the enemy jungler shows up then i'll just cope with it.
>doodled leona at work
>thought it was pretty good and was gunna post it
>drawfag shows up and posts a better leo
>remember i cant draw for shit
pic related
>>183722294
t. faggot top laner hard stuck in silver 3
>>183722517
t. angri jangler hardstuck eating out my shithole every game so he can get some LP
/vg/ results
another one up
>>183721052
>>183720904
is this lewd enough?
>>183721104
i only know how to draw like myself
>>183721351
haven't drawn any other league stuff besides all this
>>183722649
>30 kills
>>183722482
Well I don't really know then, me personally I only gank when I know there's a chance I can get a kill or burn a flash and live.
if none of those possibilities are likely then I farm or look to gank a different lane, if those options aren't available then I look to start warding up and objectives and wait for the right opportunity to take it.
If my team wants a gank they need to make it possible for me to actually gank for them.
>>183722497
Hey that's pretty good
>>183722714
Can you draw you being happy with viktor?
>>183722714
>>183722327
Then you better hope to win anon, it's no time for excuses. You lose this game? oh well time to re-queue and hope you can fap after that.
>>183720886
and how is YOUR climbing? you silver yet?
BETS
still no proper load screen screencap
>>183723056
Blue wins
>play irelia
>play camile
>play akali
>cry whenever i have to fight a pantheon
How the hell do I deal with this shit?
>cant farm because every time i get near a minion I'm eating q
>cant win a trade because shield and a gapclosing stun
>never get jungle help becasue its top lane and apparently no one on my team ever ganks top
>>183723364
Ban him.
i am B3 with 72LP!
my climb CANNOT be stopped!
i cant tell the difference between bronze and gold players
>>183723419
Go for it, I believe in you anon
>>183723364
Just ban him
Technically you can just play ultra pussy, start shield buy tabis into baby thornmail and then start your normal build, so long as you don't int to the panth hes not winning as hard as he could
>>183723364
Have you tried banning him?
>>183723403
Then some actual cancer gets through
>>183723554
There is none, its just luck
>mid & high gold still have people consistently <80 cs by 10 mintes
>>183722890
I hate your fetish but your dedication and your choice of pic makes you okay in my book
>>183723419
meet me halfway
>TL falls for the korean meme
>again
Is there a team more JUST?
>>183723364
Ban him.
Alternatively learn Jayce, Rumble, Swain or Malz.
>Camille
Dunno.
>Irelia
Play like a bitch. Arrive at 6 somewhat healthy and might be able to pull off an all-in.
>Akali
Just dodge.
>>183723754
>>183723419
>>183723862
im the halfway point and only one of you fuckers are passing
>>183723364
Let him push you to tower so he's easy to gank and then turtle until he falls off at 20 minutes
>New account
>Lots of blue essence
>Having 2 mastery 6 shards for my two best champs
>Not going to do anything with them
I don't waste my blue essence in shit
>Uses the blue essence in a 1350 champion instead
>>183723981
>g1+20lp down to g3+70 with g5 mmr
ill be around tomorrow
>>183722874
here is my with my arm around my good friend viktor
Do you guys remember when thornmail was strong enough to kill ADCs?
>>183724526
>There are people who unironically think New thornmail is stronger than the old one
Never have I needed more proof that the average person who plays this fucking game is retarded
>>183724457
It's was nice of you to volunteer yourself to the glorious evolution.
I hope you'll enjoy your new metal appendages.
>>183724526
Remember Sunfire cape before the Nerfs?
What would /lolg/ think about Deathfire Touch on Elise?
I recently tried it on Zyra and noticed it helps a lot more post 6, but is kind of garbage pre-6 besides being able to out harass other poke lanes.
>>183724645
i think the mix of autoattack slow + grievous wounds make that item so scary
>>183724457
Thanks anon. You make me proud.
>>183724645
it has less dueling potential but the AA slow and the grievous wounds makes it better in teamfights imo. Plus the extra bit of health doesn't hurt either
>>183724645
It's not a horrible item, but it definitely doesn't serve the purpose it used to.
>>183719440
How are your visual novels going, anon?
WHO
/WAITINGFORNASUSBUFFS/
HERE
>E armor shred changed from flat 20/25/30/35/40 to % total 15%/20%/25%/30%/35%
>Q cooldown reduced by 50% when in R. [1.1 cooldown with 45% cdr and new R effect]
>>183722905
>>183722440
I ended the game 5/2/11. I had a Katarina and an MF on my team so all I had to do was set them up. It felt so fucking good ulting straight through all the cait traps and smashing heimerdingers turrets and smiting his ulti. I straight cucked them. Malphite is rock solid, and now my dick is too. It's time for my reward.
>>183725249
fuck you i dont need to see more of that dog
>>183719241
>>183719241
>>183719241
What am I supposed to post for poppy
>>183719241
>>183724924
Yeah but in terms of sheer damage it is hilariously neutered.
I remember seeing Redditfags bitch about how it would be the death of ADCs
>>183725249
>Be lategame tank
>Nasus places E vaguely nears you
>Get oneshot by jhin's FOUR
>play camille
>2 wins and 6 losses
>play garen
>6 wins in a row
>>183725335
Telling you man if just delay yourself until you win its much more gratifying.
Proud of you.
>>183725249
Unironically think this will bring him back into the meta. You can literally never blindpick a tank ever.
>>183719241
Alright here's my main. This is an easy one if you look closely.
>>183725970
When has reddit really even been right about anything?
>>183726171
>Be Singed vs Nasus
>We both farm
>We both 1v3 the enemy team's backline in the late game
best buddies forever
>>183725249
>>183726043
Our savior in this League of Tanks meta.
>>183726247
dynamic queue being shit
but that wasn't reddit, that was everybody except those who were getting boosted
>>183725775
some short fat tumblirite who repels men?
>>183726247
/lolg/'s record isn't much better if we're being real.
I honestly kinda respect Riot in terms of just how much retarded shit suggestions they have to endure from their customers
>>183726247
Not the same anon but I think the only thing they've been right about is leaks.
>>183723862
>tfw people always honor and add you after games so you can duo with people that aren't awful
life must be so lonely for some
>>183725791
Pantheon?
I hope Nasus becomes OP, Riot realizes their mistake, then proceed to gut him until he has a 44% winrate.
>>183726475
you're a fucking moron and a bootlick. as long as we're being real.
>>183726547
Pantheon carries a shield, anon.
>>183726547
How the fuck is Pantheon a knight with a sword
>>183726115
>play kha'zix
>literally useless every game
>play olaf
>gank 24/7
>deal tons of damage
>never die
>200 cs at 20 minutes
>effectively remove 2-3 enemies from the game every game
>>183726636
If only LoL had a guy with a sword and a full suit of armor
>>183726625
Nasus's winrate rarely goes that low, because Solo Queue. It's like hoping for amumu to win few games in Bronze.
>>183719241
>>183725791
j4 ez
>>183726625
>I lost to a champion I dont like and I want it gutted but I don't have any significant power to do so.
>>183726805It's Garen.
>>183726625
He's still a kitable piece of shit he's just gonna become better at killing tanks
>>183726626
>Hurr fuck Riot even though I'm hilariously addicted to their game.
When Vidya is saturated with terrible companies like Capcom EA and Bioware I tend to appreciate the ones that aren't hilariously shit a little bit more
>>183726496
Its hard to be wrong about either datamining something or riot fucking up
>camille finishes triforce
>700 true damage from one Q
riiiight... so, deleted from the game when?
>>183724457Youre pretty cute, can we have some fleshling babies to contribute to the Glorious Evolution?
>Get camped
>Waste junglers time and get kills out of the ganks
>Still have a CS lead over my laner
>Highest cs on my team, highest k/p, double the damage to champs of second place
>3 wards placed all game
>get reminded that there are people playing this game that can't deal with a camp with wards
>>183726806
It's not even a matter of losing, his W and his E are simply really frustrating to play against, specially if he goes E max first.
>>183727030
Just walk away bro
>>183727087
>be average silver player
>have no knowledge of jungle paths
>go to ward river
>get ganked by their jungler
>>183717497
>You're probably playing on a 1366x768 laptop.
Nah its my monitor's native resolution, I could totally use a bigger screen but i dont really need it.
I've played with the same janna main like 8 times in 2 days, we're starting to have banter in all chat every game
he's a monster though, always carries his team and prevents me doing tryndamere things to his adc
I think i'm one up on him so far
>>183726934
Like I said, bootlick and a moron.
Why are adcs so brainless bros?
>>183727485
Because they think they're only allowed to AA the enemy once they finish 3 items.
>>183727485
Positioning, they have no idea what it is.
>>183727469
>janna main
>monster
Pick one and only one.
>>183727485
haha Idk man maybe it's all that right clicking am I right hahaha xD adc2017 L0L
>>183727485
They think the support is supposed to pick some healing and shielding little bitch to keep them alive all the time. Whenever they have a support that doesn't do that they don't know what to do and run around like a chicken with it's head cut off.
>>183726469
Poppy isn't fat!
>>183727485
this is the most triggering thing in the world
as someone who plays tank/bruiser, nothing is more frustrating than taking all the CC and damage from 4 people, and then slowly, slowly dying as you watch your ADC walk back and forth because they're too scared to get close.
>>183725249
can't stand his laning phase so i won't be playing him
>Q max
get buttfucked by any competent laner who then snowballs to destroy your team
>E max
actually the most boring possible way to be playing the game and you just sandbag the lane. you still have zero influence on the map and coinflip on whether or not the rest of your team does well.
why the fuck is he so autistically entertaining bros?
>>183727123
>Nasus maxes E first
>is completely fucking useless mid to lategame
worst meme ever
>>183727969
reported for white face
>>183727878
yeah, and my girlfriend doesn't have a dick
>>183727485
>Walk into the fed midlaner
>Die because you walked into the fed midlaner as a squishy
>Complain on reddit about how weak ADC's are
>While pro games have ADC's carrying most teamfights
I think it's because they think they have to be in the action at all times, probably because their silver team will yell at them if they're not, rather than playing it smart and only ever getting as close as they're allowed to be without being punished for it.
>>183728014
so thats still a step up then?
>stronger early
>equally useless mid and late
>>183728086
>nasus is useless mid / late game ever
>>183728028
Anon you don't have a girlfriend
>>183728086
No because you don't even have your Q stacks to splitpush with. You literally have nothing but your W slow
>>183727485
They unironically think all they have to do is stand still and right click enemys. It's not even an exaggeration that most of them have no idea proper positioning. This is why other roles are strictly better players, simply because positioning is so important to the role in the laning phase you just naturally learn it. ADC laning is just postion like a tard but both teams are going for CS so it doesn't matter
>>183728141
hes basically a troll pick in diamond
quasas on the other hand is viable since you are actually useful for the first 25-30 minutes
>>183727485
I honestly don't know, but if I had to guess, I think it's that they lane with a support, which allows them to deflect the blame.
Other laners can deflect the blame on the jungler but it doesn't work if the jungler is obviously doing well. The jungler can deflect the blame on any laner who's doing poorly.
The adc can deflect on pretty much anybody.
I've been maining support for a while now and I never say it out loud during my games, but adc players are such arrogant little brats.
People meme a lot about vayne players being assholes and that's true but that's a general adc thing, and Draven players are worse than vaynes from my experience.
>>183728014
E max nasus is a god in the midgame because a good early game means he actually hits his power spikes on time.
problem is you have about a five minute window where you're strong and then you fall off a cliff.