Senran Kagura General - /skg/ - #1107

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remember to get fit or Daidouji will punch you in the dick

Fuck you all.

YOU FLAMING IDIOTS

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>>183623510

Minorianon updated the OP, just a few more quotes

>>183623848
Blame the fucking goof who said this >>183623510 was the new one.

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>>183623991

>>183623991
Are you a fucking retarded?

>>183623969

I know, I'm just posting it so that it wasn't wasted completely, it's too late now to actually make the updated picture the OP.

YAMEROOOO

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>>183624348

YAHOO!

is your senran a good singer?

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Kagura's my senran, but i gotta say that Leo chick is quite something.

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Just remember that even if you senran will never completely understand what you're doing to her she still loves and cherishes these moments and that's why she always comes back for more

>>183624963
Yes, but she's too shy to sing in front of anyone.

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Okay, which one of you guys drew a snek in Splatoon 2?

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Wait-wait-wait! Some one actually suggested "Mistress Piggy"?

Or how about just...

Miss Piggy?

Is she gonna assault Asuka and force her self into a relationship?

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>>183624963
The best.

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>>183624851
>big Haruka Mistress
Mistress is the BIGGEST!

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>>183624963

She likes to sing and her VA voices an idol character so... I don't know, I guess so? I've never really heard her though.

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>>183625034
She understands fully.

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>>183625364
Now I want a Muppets-like show with senrans and Dai & Rin as Statler and Waldorf.

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>>183625034

>>183626024
More like Hanzo and Kyria.

Hanzo: I thought I told you to train the students.
Kyria: I did... but you didn't say I had to train them well!
Both: Dohohoho!

>>183626084
She should stop cucking everyone of her family members. I'm staring to think she fucked Asuka's father in her daughter's honeymoon

>>183625889
Cutest, most loyal doggie. I'll give it a treat (a kick in the tits).

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>>183625034
>an invisible, otherworldly entity patting a girl's head until she can no longer resist when it goes in for a kiss

Isn't that just mindbreak without the intercourse

>>183624851
>Asuka better Hanabi
Asuka confirmed better than Hanabi.

>>183626857
No, you misunderstood the word cloud!
It means that Asuka is the better Hanabi than Hanabi herself!

>>183626771
I like some teasing.
I'll treat her like a princess until she can't take it anymore and begs to be spitted on

>>183626268
lmao
would puppet senran's tits feel good?

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>>183627039

>somethingsomethingsomething-su....

>>183625889
I will protect this pupper.

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>>183626857
Asuka will never be better than Hanabi because she doesn't have sexy eyebrows

>>183627323
Anon you're drunk give me your keys

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>>183627402

>talks about sexy eyebrows
>posts picture where eyebrows are obscurred

>>183627323
This looks very baneable

>>183627545
Put some spoiler tags you pervert!! Why do you think I don't have any sexy eyebrow photos? They're too sexy and my penis can't deal with them

>>183625410
>Yumi is the only senran to have the same name as her VA
Is this like the Zestiria thing where the producer added his seiyuu waifu and made her super special awesome?

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>>183627806

Dude what?

>>183628047
Ok that is it
Stop posting porn without spoiler tags or I will report you

>>183627828

I can think of a lot of things that I want to do with Shiki
like hand holding

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>>183628141

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>>183628358
I want to praise her engrish just to see her squirms of pleasure

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>>183629219

I want to stay up all night watching horror movies with Shiki.

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>>183624851
>hibari best birthday

ain't no party like a hibber party

>>183629743
Shiki's cliptastic moustache! Little mexican shiki!

>>183628940
FUCK YOU!!
I DIDN'T EVEN PERCIEVED IT AT FIRST .
DO YOU KNOW WHAT WAS I DOING? I WAS PUTTING MY LITTLE SISTER TO SLEEP MY FUCKING FATHR SAW THE EXACT MOMENT I CUMMED IN MY PANT.
WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS ROOM I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU ASSHOLE

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>>183629219

My two favorite Senrans have interacted only twice. Once, Shiki beats the crap out of all 3 Mikagura sisters, and second, she teases poor Hanababy into spontaneous combustion just to get a picture of it, it's so mean!

>>183624851
>babus feeling boobies
little kats?

>dick start understand
anons penis becoming more empathetic?

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>>183629743
Shiki seens like the kind of girl who would let you rest your head in her boobies because she actually believes you can't deal with the movie otherwise.

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>>183630127

.... senrans singing Linkin Park lyrics again? What song is that?

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>>183630336
At least they interacted. I don't think my top 2 have.

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>>183630689

>>183630596

you actually don't get a chance for that because she snuggles up to you and hides her eyes in your chest during the scary parts. She likes scary movies but is kind of a wuss when it comes to the gory parts, but hiding her eyes is part of the thrill for her

>>183630689
They're twins dude they probably interacted a lot in their mother's uterus

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Wish my beautiful lioness a happy birthday!

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>>183630127

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>>183631238
Happy birthday Leo. I love you.

>>183630810
Hours training my fake screams and in the end SHE is the one who gets to hide in my tits? That's bullshit I will spent hours hiding my face in her boobs and there is nothing she can do about it.

>>183631248
Stop it man. The poor guy already creamed himself in front of his entire family and is probably thinking about suicide.
Wasn't there a guy who was slowly descending into eyebrowphilia some threads ago?

Happy birthday Leo.

For anyone wondering about the second Minori's Funhouse story its been done for almost 4 weeks, but I've been really lazy. Sorry, I'll get it up by Tuesday at the latest.

>>183632404
M-Minori's...funhouse?

>>183632284
Now I'm wondering if that one guy who made a list of large eyebrow doujins is still at it.

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>>183632560
Its supposed to be a Lucky Channel spoof but I don't see it staying like that anymore.

>>183632697
And Im wondering where the links are at.

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Napping with your senran... Zzz...

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I want the semen demon queen of darkness also known as Miyabi to do nice things to me.

I wonder if the following people are OK?

WeedYomiAnon (Even thought I FUCKING HATE "lolweed" people).
BullyAnon (After I bullied him too much! He was meant to enjoyt it! ENJOY IT!)

Any now I have my HanabiEyebrowAnon freak out.

It seems I have a strange power! I should be careful!

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>>183633557
Pls don't say those things about my wife.

>>183630689

... well, for my favorites.. my #1 (Shiki) has...

2. Bullied Hanababy twice
3. Bullied Ryonana, but she was totally asking for it (no really she was just going to take her picture but Ryonana kept asking to be hit, then the mods suspended her account for posting the pictures because they were too lewd)
4. Are totally besties, Shiki keeps helping Murky with her Manga, even to the point of posing naked in an apron for her.
5. Asuka cosplayed for Shiki's blog but nothing on screen. I don't even think she has a nickname for her.
6. Shiki beat Renka up once. I don't even know if she has a nickname for Renka
7. Shiki has a nickname for Kat (Kitty-Kat) but they've never interacted.
8. Minnow is one of Shiki's besties, but she like, totally swiped Shiki's pudding.
9. Shiki and Hikka have fought, but like, they can totally be friends.
10. Shiki went to Rin's party but no real nickname for her, she just calls her Rin-sensei.

>>183633830
Weed anon probably just got bored 'cause you guys are fags.
I wish he'd come back though 'cause he seemed pretty cool.

>Is Named Leo
>Isn't the victim of an evil immortal martial arts Dragon murdering her parents and leaving her with a frightening image amidst a stormy night that coerces her to get strong, eventually starting off good but choosing the dark side
>She doesn't have a spunky tiger based opposite
>She doesn't get tricked by said Immortal Dragon into being it's servant
>She doesn't break it's control over her and then self sacrifice with a Majin Vegeta style explosion inside the Dragon
>That doesn't work because the Dragon is that level of immortal.

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>>183633402
>take a nap
>wake up with less energy

>>183633830
>yomi420fag
>BullyAnon
>Daianon
>previous OPfriend
>Lovin Hikage!fag

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>>183633830

>>183634294

People who will never be missed:

>Nameless Mistressfags
all of them, we don't even know how many there are they're so inconsequential.

But you guys are forgetting BEEP BEEP anon.

>>183634462
Please do not rudepost while daijoubuposting.

>>183634462
Eh, Mistressfags are usually okay.
The only posters I won't miss are Kafurufag, Miraifags and Murasakifags.

>>183634128
You don't happen to live near any vampires do you?

>>183634586
>>183634553

>>183634553

It's not really rude it's just that it seems like there are a lot of mistressfags/slaveanons and so I honestly don't think I'd notice one less because there will always be at least 1.

One mistressfag I definitely won't miss is the Janitor one.

>>183634757
There was nothing rude in my post!

>>183634462
>not missing the one who killed himself
May he rest peacefully in the Slave Dungeon in the skies...

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>>183635390
RIP

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>>183635390
He didn't kill himself. He just transcended time and space and got into senranverse!
Mistress would never allow for her slaves to die! Otherwise she couldn't bully her slaves any longer!

>>183634961
But what if all of them go away?
/skg/ will feel so empty without them

>>183635752
Shot through the heart, Ryouki's to blame
The feels that come, bring no shame

>>183635809

I suppose if they ALL disappeared it'd be kind of weird and we'd notice but as long as one of them is here I can't tell how many others are here too.

>>183635390
with the exception of him posting all the pills he supposedly took, I couldn't tell you if I ever knew him, maybe he never actually killed himself, maybe he is still posting as one of the slaveanons and you don't even know it.

>>183636205
>maybe he is still posting as one of the slaveanons and you don't even know it
Possible but not likely
The Haruka posters of two years ago are pretty different from the ones we have here today

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I just post Daidouji whenever I'm bored or hungry.

>tfw will probably be remembered as Crippled Shikianon
I'd rather be remembered for having lucid dreams about Senrans, but the crippled will probably stand out more.

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>>183636797
Be bored and hungry more.

Daianon is really cool and harmless

>>183637135
Cute Dai

>>183636614
How so?

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>>183638182
here is another.

>>183634068
Figures none of you asshole get a reference to a good show.

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It's good to see Dai receiving so much love. Just one month ago I came here saying how much I wanted to lick her sweaty boobs and you guys told me to find a better waifu

>>183639665
Not to take away from Dai but the thread's just dead.

>>183639936
We nearly went to page 10 two times already.

>>183638307
Less formulaic
Though the same could be said for /skg/ as whole

>>183636614
>tfw you've been Harukafagging for like two years now and almost certainly started off the Mistressfagging too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHTjyH1mnTI
I'm sorry /skg/, but I have no regrets for how much I love Mistress Haruka.

>>183640174
>Less formulaic
That actually describes the internet as a whole.

>>183640174
We need new variables.

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>>183639665
I don't post much Daidouji because the lack of art about her is really disappointing.

>>183640079
Sleepy skeegee?

>>183641958
we're always sleepy this kinda hour, it is like 2 in the morning a brit like me, so the EUs are gone.

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I want to take this bimbo to a rave and watch her bounce around to happy hardcore at 200bpm

>Tfw more feminine than Miyabi
This makes us both very sad.
How do I become the man in this relationship?!

>>183642915
Get a haircut.

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Good night /skg/
Sleep well and sweet dreams to you all!
Remember to not be afraid to ask for help, no one will look down on you if you do, and I'm sure your Senran wants to be you as best of a person you can be, so if you have any worries, talk it out with someone and get help if you need it!

>>183642915
make her scream

>>183643212
Asking for help in /skg/ is pointless, though.

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>>183643446
I doubt that anon wants to ask for help in here.
Nobody should ask for help in here.
If anyone has some serious problems, they should either talk to persons who are close to one or seek professional help if the former is not an option.

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>>183642915
Gift her some dresses.
Take away her suits. Maybe wear them if you're a manlet.
Give her regular doses of headpats and princess carries.

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>>183634368
BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

>>183642915
Step 1.
Sprint to Gonna Fly Now, Eye of the Tiger, Hearts on Fire, His World, Flash CW's theme, Time in a Bottle and Sweet Dreams in a row. Yes I said SPRINT.
Step 2
Strap weights equal to half your body weight to each limb and do 10,000 seiken punches, 10,000 boxing straights, 10,000 hooks, 10,000 uppercuts and catch 10,000 falling leaves while listening to Oath of Enma.
Step 3.
Have people you know hit you with wooden swords soaked in water.
Step 4.
10,000 Push Ups, sit ups, crunches, squats, pull ups, and lunges.
Step 5.
Do every training regiment of Kyokushin karate, Judo, Akkido, Jiu-Jitsu, Taekwando, Chinese Karate, Kendo, Fencing and Muay Thai while listening to Twin Dragons
Step 6.
Repeat all these steps every day while eating plenty of meat, veggies, fruits, and liquids.
You are now either a super human who can get Miyabi, or dead.

>>183645546
I thought he was trying to romance Miyabi, not Daidouji.

>>183645698
If it was Daidouji the training would be 10x harder.

If you had a Time machine that would also allow you to pull in a Senran from the Senranverse with you, where would you go in time and which Senran would you bring with you?

I unfortunately wouldn't be able to bring my Senran back in time anywhere with me because I don't think Shiki can function without a smartphone.

>>183646667
I would take Kumo to the 80's and become a millionaire inventing and getting patents on shit we have today like fidget spinners. By now we'd be filthy rich and living on a mansion.

Also, do you happen to be that same anon who wouldn't take Shiki out camping because of similar reasons?

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muni muni

>>183647582
boobs

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Convince me why the next OP image shouldn't be a cute picture of Ryouki to celebrate her deathday while Renka is bawling her heckin eyes out in the corner for being denied an OP image for the 4th time.

>>183647883
I'll slap Minori or something

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>>183647883
Renka is cute! C U T E!

>>183647883
Because Minori wouldn't approve of you bullying other senrans.

>>183647883
Joke's on you, you'd be putting her on the OP 3 times now.

Also, I didn't know you were such a big fat meanie, J. What would Minori think?

let me get a uhh... boneless senran

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>>183648159
This is the closest I could find.

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>>183647983
Try it bitch fucking do it

>>183648159
Can someone explain this meme?

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How much chocolate milk can you get out of Minori in a day?

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>>183647481

I am. I like imagining up scenarios like that because it makes me think of different possibilities rather than just taking my #1 Senran everywhere.

I'm thinking I'd take Hanabi back to Woodstock, I think she'd be a happy barefoot flower girl. Or maybe take Minori back to the 90's and have her be a happy candy raver (literally)

>>183648678
She usually only has like one or two cartons on her, but you'll need to take them by force

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>>183647883

One Jason to another, Renka is severely underappreciated she's an awesome Senran.

would you still love your senran if she suddenly had the personality of your least liked senran?

>>183649365
Then she wouldn't be my senran, would she?

>>183648546
I'll slap her and then hide the candy on the highest shelf. THE HIGHEST SHELF

>>183648678

her boobie volume is 1800ml, so if you think you can maybe get 240ml per 4 hours (120ml per boobie) or so... so probably a little over a liter of chocolate milk per day, provided Minori keeps her chocolate and sweets intake up.

>>183649365

Nope, she'd start wearing cat ears and tails and a stupid eyepatch and bonnet, that'd ruin her, she'd just be mirai with blonde hair and tits.

>>183649365
Not a fucking chance.
No matter how edgy she looks anyone who's as rotten as pigstress is worthy of as much contempt as I can muster.

https://youtu.be/ExEW5C0SYx0

>>183650112
Hey. Piggo is my least favorite too but I think that's a bit much.

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Mirai is for love and cuddles only.

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>>183649365
>babu/hamster Daidouji
At least I could drink chocolate milk with her, right?

>>183651017
>doesn't like Daidouji

something needs to be done about this anon he's really bad

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>>183651124
I said Daidouji with Babu of Hamster's personality.

>>183651296
>Doesn't like Minori

that's it

>>183650460
Maybe.
Can't really change how I feel about it though.

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>>183651437
come at me

>>183648628
https://youtu.be/ud1JXqGWPvU

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I need senran milk

New player here. I'm looking at Shinovi/Estival versus for the first time, and the games seem fun and the girls seem cute. But do you veterans still play these games? Is there decent replay value, or is the multiplayer still alive?

>>183652429
Not really no. Most people just play through once to unlock all the stuff for dioramas. It can get hard to get multiplayer games going.

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>>183652429
MP is dead for both.
I play SV whenever I'm bored just to play the Daidouji vs Rin fight, easily my favorite moment in the series.

>>183652116
I want to expose senran to the wicked thoughts of their fans!

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>>183650776
I want Mirai to stab me with her cool umbrella!

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>>183653335
To be perfectly honest I don't see Ryoubi having any problem with how much I want to fuck her pettanko.

At worst she'll just be in disbelief for a bit.

Flatchests are basically the kusoge of the tits world. They are kusoppai.

>>183652429
>/skg/
>Senran Kagura veterans
Most people in these threads have never touched the games and are just here to jack it to mobage cards.

>>183653872
No flatties are nice

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I love Hikage! Every thread!

>tfw it's a sad and small minority of people who have actually played the games, better yet, to completion.

>>183654664
And all they do is complain that Sony and Yumi colluded to destroy the franchise. Sad indeed.

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>>183654346
Maybe Ryoubi and Mirai would be nicer if people were nice to them! They're sensitive, fragile young girls that needs lots of love and affection.

>>183654879
>complain

I feel as though I've been reasonable and level-headed in discussions about Yumi's negative effect on the series.

>>183655097
And there are serial killers who claim to be completely sane and understanding.

>>183654664
>still haven't 100% Burst because of Mission Hebijo 5-13
I want to fucking die

>>183655183
Those people are a minority and clearly mentally disturbed, though.

>>183655440
I feel you.

>>183655440
I don't think I;ll ever 100% burst but I still did all the story missions

>>183655440
Speaking of Burst, know any way to quickly level up the girls? Countless Losses from EV has spoiled me a lot

>>183654664

I've gotten 100% on SV and EV, which aside from BA, are the only Senran Games I have the hardware to play and I'm just not much of a rhythm and music game person.

>>183655701
For Hebijo, 2-06 gives lots of exp and is easy to beat. Get all of them at least to level 23 or more because there's a point where you can't go back to the room.
For Hanzo, 1-07 or the extra missions are good for that, not hard and not long.

What are the worst enemies in the entire SK series? Personally, it's always been the ranged maids from burst. They're god awful.

>>183656607
EV turtles EV turtles EV turtles

>>183656731
>break their guard
>they start spinning for 3 minutes
>you're playing a character with shit aoe

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>>183633830
>>183634294
Err... I AM "Luvin' Hikage" fag!

A.K.A WeirdFetishAnon and TCGAnon!

Has it really been that long since I said "Luvin' Hikage!"?

>>183656607
This >>183656731

Fuck those shelled fat fucks.

>>183656607
>>183656731
Both of these.

>>183656826
>clear all mooks
>mission wont progress
>explore the level
>there's a turtle stuck spinning on the scenery

>>183656863
I wish I wasn't so many anons.

>>183656863
It feels like it's been awhile!

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>>183657171
>turdle clips OOB
Didn't even think it was possible to softlock a senran game.

>>183657319
Ah that grammar. I need to sleep.

>>183657319
We're all many anons to some extent.

>>183657319
I swear I could be pinned as like 10 different anons

>>183657319
>>183657698
>tfw unknown

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>>183657770
>tfw people know you by name

>>183657849
You have no one to blame but yourself.

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>>183657849

They know my name too.

>>183657849
>>183658034
And we know it's the same name!

>>183658123

We will recruit Jasons for all Gessens.

how do I know this thread isn't just one person with multiple IPs shitposting to the maximum

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Shiki can't figure out what the hell is going on! Help Shiki not lose her way by following the correct path on your placemat.

what is with this thread and Jasons? There's like fucking 5 of them

>>183658269
You'll never know it for sure. It may even be (You).

>>183658269
You tell me, John.

>>183658269
I don't think it's humanly possible to contain skg's combined autism.

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>>183658275
I want Shiki to be lost.

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I just want to titfuck Shiki.

>>183658275
DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAAAY.

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>>183658482
So like rude. You need to ease up on Shiki, she's like hella sensi.

>>183656863
Since we are talking about it you can also call me Dave!

>>183658446
Maybe we're a person with an extraordinary case of DID.

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>mfw this thread

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>>183658562
I want Shiki to stop trying to arouse me! She's 15.

>>183659015
Legal in a lot of countries.

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>>183659075
Watch Shiki's new video at: barelylegalromainians.org

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>>183659015
>tfw you missed out on tittyfucking a busty 15-year-old in school

>>183659379
We've all been there. She wasn't very good looking though.

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>>183659379
I was busy on focusing on my friends more than that. I still have some girl friends from high school though. A lot of the girls from my classes were annoying.

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Imagine what these girls would look like in real life.

>>183658302

There's Minorijason and Shikijason, are you a Jason as well? Could you be a Kumojason?

>>183659778
Probably fucking gorgeous.
>>183659857
I said a few threads ago I could be if I decided to change my name.

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>>183659857
Murakumo is the Kumojason.

>>183659379

all the girls I fucked in high school had maybe B cups. I've only ever had one D cup gf in my life, and she was a little bit chubby for my tastes.

>>183660061
thicc

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>want to play sk2
>haven't used my 3ds in months
>find it
>turn it on
>L Button is fucked
well shit

>>183659778

That's what Lucid dreaming is for anon. Shiki has pretty dark brown eyes as a 3D.
Murakumo, Minori, and Hanabi have freckles. Hanabi just on her cheeks and nose, Kumo has them on her forehead as well and they're one of the reasons she doesn't think she's pretty. Minori just has some on her nose

Goin to sleep now skeegosaurs. Don't do anything interesting while I'm gone.

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>>183660398
You can probably find a guide online to fix it.

>>183660502
When I dream about Senrans they all look same way as they do in the games but real life versions and can speak English. Murakumo is fat for some reason.

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>>183660772
Kumo is thin and pretty! The only fat thing about Kumo is her butt and kumos!

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>>183660772
I looked for it, hope that is just needs some cleaning, might open it tomorrow if I find a good screwdriver.
Or else I will just wait for the N2DS, my o3ds is like 4 yold.

>>183661075
>buying a 3ds that's guaranteed to be on unhackable firmware

anon, don't you want to exceed your 3DS's limits?

>>183660997
And everywhere else on her body.

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>>183661160
All senrans have a thin layer of fat on their bodies. It's the standard necessary for that senran brand softness.

>>183661115
Is 11.4/11.5 still not hackable?

>>183661381
>thin

I just found out that the studio behind the TV anime went bankrupt recently. RIP.

>>183661618
Thin to moderate. It varies from senran to senran.

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Good night /skg/!

Please take care of yourselves and your senrans.
Lego Marvel Super Heroes

I want to fuck butts.

>>183661843
Well shit.

>>183661990

i want to spank yumi's big fat butt.

>>183660772

I can't think of people as real with technicolor hair and eyes. The one exception is Hikage, she really does have green hair but it's dyed, but she doesn't have snake pupils and her eyes are brown not yellow., Yozakura has black hair, and dark eyes, Ikaruga's eyes are brown instead of blue (those 3 and Asuka are much more Japanese looking as 3D's), haven't seen murasaki, hibari, yagyuu, yumi, rin or miyabi, being other funky hair colored girls, only Hikage.

It just made them seem more like real people.

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Senrans are at their peak cuteness with a slight amount of winter weight on them. There's absolutely nothing sexier than pulling up a senran's warm sweater and looking at hersweaty and slightly pudgy tummy while it's snowing outside.

This is canon.

>>183661843

That's a shame. The specials were actually my introduction to SK (it was a time when I'd basically watch anything that had a decent amount of nudity). Got an eyeful of butt-naked Kat/Ikaruga and fell in love.

>>183661843
Wasn't that actually a separate company

>>183661843
What a shame.

>>183661843

I don't particularly like the OVA/game cutscene studio. They make the girls look too generic and cutesy.

>>183662217
Fat fetishists are gross!

>>183662562

the OVA gave them too wide of faces imo.

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>>183662641
Your senran's gonna get poochy, anon.

>>183662217
Winter weight Haruka!

>>183656607
The EV wolf girls. Turtles are pretty bad but the wolves can easily stunlock you to death if they so choose.
They just 'let' you win.

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>>183663160
It can't be healthy to put on weight this fast

>>183662917
No she's not.

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>>183663285
POOCHY

>>183663386
Not my Senran.

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>>183661990
I want to fuck tits.

The other day I discovered a small-time (as in not the most popular) camgirl with huge tits, good areolae and a pretty face, and she isn't obese. She happens to live in my state, so I tried asking over message if she'd let me pay her just to fuck her tits, attached an image of myself. She called me a cutie and said yes. $200 for however long I'm comfortable. Don't wanna get my hopes up, but I might fulfill my dream soon.

>>183663632

i want another lewd OVA.

>>183663632
Good luck, don't catch anything.

>>183663792
The OVA is BAD!

BAD!

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Murakumo is not fat, she's super sexy.

>>183663792
Lewd is WRONG and NOT ALLOWED.

>>183664150
Murakumo is very slightly poochy!

If you poke her tummy she coos and gets nervous!

>>183664150
Thanks for stating the obvious, friendo.

>>183664207
No pooch, just perfection.

>>183663275
That's not winter weight that's just fat!

>>183664391
pooch is perfection

>>183663971
Sexually transmitted paizuri diseases?

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>>183664503
No. This is.

>>183664659
>that very slight pooch

perfect

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muni wan

>>183665098
There isn't any.

>>183664759
>>183665098
>that very dorkness

fucked

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I'm hungry

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>>183666036
I want to feel Kat's big fat tats around my dick.

>>183666930
Then eat something instead of complaining about it already.

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>>183667108
Already did it, found one of those granola bars in the kitchen.
Also, goodnight /skg/.

>>183659778
Shiki, please do not eat your powder puff.

>>183667432
Abs

>This is so cute I could literally die!

Oh if only you did Shitki.

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Asuka, don't feed people rubber duckies.

How did you guys find PBS overall?

>>183670141

it's alright, obviously nothing groundbreaking but it does provide cute silly fun

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>>183670141
Missed opportunity to provide decent gameplay for once, because the devs didn't have to differentiate between each Senran (outside of the simple melee attack), meaning they should've spent more time getting the core gameplay right for every player. But instead it's just as lazy as SV and EV. I like how fast the missions are over with though. And I love Leo.

Cumming in Jasmine!

>>183671371
Something you will never do!

>>183671371
Jasmine smells of old people

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I want to play with Shiki's nipples

>>183671661

i'd suck on them and make her moan.

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I want to poke Shiki's areola

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I want to tickle Shiki's hymen with my penis.

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Goodnight boobgen

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>>183671661
>>183671934
>>183672507
>>183672581
>DON'TO TACHU ME

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Good morning /skg/
I hope we're all having a wonderful day today, and if you're not I hope your day gets better soon!

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>>183672997
Mistress' beauty killed the thread!

How many dickies have Shiki sucked?

>>183675070
All dickies.

>>183675070
Only two.

>>183675305
Who was dickies?

>>183675508
Muracchi and Mirairai?

>>183675070
I can only give a range between 0 and ____0

>>183675508
My dickies and also Kurokage's.

>>183675070
Shiki wants to remind you that blowjobs and anal DO NOT COUNT and that means she is still a virgin! STILL A VIRGIN!!!

>>183676287
I want Shiki to peg me so I can still be a virgin!

Shiki is saving her virginity for a fat, rich, old Japanese businessman! She will make a fortune selling it to him and be set for life!

>>183677134
Oji-san is NOT an old man! He's middle-aged!

would you kiss a senran's feet?

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>>183677797
I definitely would.
I'd even lick them completely.

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>>183677134
That's close to what will happen, but it isn't Shiki that'll be making the fortune.

>>183677920
Why is it that Mirai makes every scene so much better?

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>>183677797

Sure. Although I'd rather massage them after a long tough day.

I'm all about silky legs in pantyhose, but this looks to care more about big, bouncy boobies.

>>183678193

Ahh, new wave is so good for foot fans <3

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>>183678147
Because Mirai is cute, funny, and cool no matter what she's doing.

>>183678624
You mean like this?

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>>183678847
Mirai is a cool cat.

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>>183679745

>>183678147
Probably because she's completely out of character on that page.

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>>183680040
Believe it or not, there used to be a time when Mirai was actually evil!

But even then, yeah, she would still be embarrassed by lewd stuff like that and not want anything to do with it.

>>183675630
>I only do this kind of stuff with you and gramps teehee ;p
B-but that's what she told me!

Woomy

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Clothes change event

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Woo me.

>>183682391

cute pyjamas.

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I want to feed evil Mirai canned cat food!

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SKG I have an announcement to make.

Hikage is real. I've been speaking to her on twitter. I showed her the thread and the things that people have been writing about her and she was generally indifferent.