/4ccg/ - Summer Draw Edition

benis

benis

first for benis

>>183546884
I liked the Trans, Toys, Tyres and TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU idea more.

>spent 2.5 years learning Spanish to a level where I can understand the complex meaning and thought of perro caca.
>spent 1.5 years learning German and reading Hegel, Nietzsche, Stirner, etc for background information
>Spent 3 months reading Kant to better understand Hegel
>Spent 6 months reading Hume and Locke to better understand Kant
>Had to spend 2 years learning French so I can read Descartes to get a better understanding of everyone
>Then spent 3 years learning ancient Greek to read Plato and Aristotle to better understand Descartes
>Finally about to understand perro caca today now that I'm fully prepared
>Learn that it's just a dog pooping
I'm ending it

>>183573217

You can''t come inside. Her house is made of clouds. You would fall to death.

>>183574113
What era you live in fåm we got spells for that
Glimmer will sort you out in no time

OS YEAR BABY

>>183572942
>reading Nietzsche
This is why you failed.

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Interesting rematches in this cup

>/fit/-/an/, Autumn 15 QFs, 1-7 /an/
>/h/-/u/, Autumn 16 Ro16, 0-2 /u/
>/fit/-/h/, Winter 17 GS, 1-1 football
>/an/-/u/, Winter 16 QFs, 0-1 /u/
>/u/-/fit/, Winter 16 Finals, 4-3 /fit/

>/vg/-/tv/, Autumn 12 3rd Place, 1-3 /tv/
>/vg/-/v/, Summer 14 GS, 1-4 /vg/
>/v/-/tv/, Spring 15 GS, 1-6 /tv/
>/f/-/vg/, Summer 14 Ro16, 1-2 /vg/

>/asp/-/s4s/, Winter 16 Ro16, 2-2 (3-4) /s4s/
>also Winter 17 GS, 1-0 /asp/
>/wg/-/his/, Autumn 16 GS, 3-0 /wg/

>/jp/-/vr/, Autumn 14 GS, 3-2 /jp/
>/trv/-/po/, Autumn 15 GS, 0-2 /po/
>/vr/-/trv/, Winter 14 GS, 4-1 /trv/
>also Spring 15 GS, 0-2 /vr/
>also Spring 16 Ro16, 1-4 /vr/
>/po/-/jp/, Autumn 16 GS, 0-1 /po/

>/m/-/sci/, Autumn 14 GS, 2-1 /sci/
>/tg/-/sci/, Autumn 13 GS, 4-1 /sci/
>also Spring 16 GS, 2-2 soccer
>/m/-/tg/, Summer 12 QFs, 1-2 /m/
>/sci/-/vp/, Spring 14 GS, 2-1 /vp/

>/sp/-/lgbt/, Winter 14 GS, 1-0 /sp/
>/sp/-/toy/, Winter 13 Finals, 3-2 /sp/
>/lgbt/-/o/, Autumn 13 Fetus, 3-2 /lgbt/
>also Autumn 14 GS, 2-1 /lgbt/
>/o/-/sp/, Winter 17 GS, 2-0 /sp/

>/d/-/lit/, Summer 13 GS, 1-1 football
>/mu/-/d/, Winter 16 GS, 0-0 soccer
>also Winter 17 Ro16, 2-1 /mu/
>/n/-/lit/, Autumn 16 GS, 2-4 /lit/
>also Spring 17 Ro16, 3-1 /n/
>/d/-/n/, Autumn 13 GS, 1-2 /n/
>also Spring 15 GS, 2-2 football

>/gd/-/g/, Spring 14 GS, 3-1 /gd/
>also Winter 16 GS, 2-1 /gd/
>/int/-/co/, Autumn 14 GS, 2-4 /co/
>also Autumn 15 GS, 5-0 /int/
>/gd/-/int/, Winter 17 GS, 2-2 soccer (all around the world)
>/g/-/co/, Winter 12 Losers' Bracket, 2-3 /co/
>/int/-/g/, Summer 11 Winners' Bracket, 0-1 /int/
>also Spring 15 GS, 4-2 /g/

Among these are /fit/ getting Brazil'd, /fit/'s first star, the last vidya bowl, /sp/'s second star, the /gd/-fucks-over-/c/ thing, and the 9.0 Spurdo Sparde game.

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>>183572668
Just in time for save fixes.

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2017_4chan_Summer_Cup_Save_Fixes
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14jBOATu5AxxC-Iwox_A-mGvk2KqQSNkIZiopZWcEH6Y/edit?usp=sharing
Also it should be noted that all previously available versions of the AATF were bugged in various ways. There were problems with height brackets and excessive free trick cards (still) and height-nerfed players. Archie is working on a big-boy proper version for proper release at a later time, but he kindly made a fixed debug version over multiple iterations while I was checking all the teams. There's a link to it on the spreadsheet.

why is /biz/ not competing?

>>183577320
manager stepped down and no one has replaced him so they're managerless for autumn
someone can still take over though, theres time

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>page 9

>>183577390
join /biz/cord we can work something out
https://discord.gg/KCz2e4g

>>183578495
i'm flattered but i don't go to /biz/

>>183578651
i meant we can sort out a new team for winter

>>183578927
Autumn

>>183578927
>organizing your shit on discord
Anyone else not a fan of this new trend? A ton of teams seem to be doing it lately.

>>183579130
i'm not a fan either but there is a good side to it: if your board's jannies are merciless it's at least an easy way to make sure some fans are able to easily keep in the loop on team matters

>>183579130
Well you have to communicate with other people to actually organise anything. Its no different to managers talking on skype as long as an effort is made to maintain that board connection.

>>183579234
>>183579346
Yeah sure. I know it has its uses. I just think it's a little bit of poor form to rely on teams restricting their discussion to named folk in a circlejerk that isn't blatantly linked all over the board because of jannies.

>>183579130
in terms of organizing stuff it makes it so much easier

>>183579838
It does but it's just as I said >>183579394 in my opinion a little against the spirit of the cup.

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Reminder that it's coming home and there's literally NOTHING you can do to stop it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34KZ7htACxA

>>183579975
i see what you mean for sure.

Jesus fucking christ that group b
Also my two favourite teams are in the same group.
This cup will be fucking rigorous.

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>>183581152

>two favourite teams

Everything wrong with modern virtual football if you ask me. Game's gone.

>>183581469
I have a favourite for the babbies (who never moved up until now) and a favourite for the elites (who never* moved down) gimme a break fanalam

>>183581469
Fuck you I have as much favorites as I want

My favourite teams are in the same group. AGAIN.

Will /asp/ finally get at least to semifinal this cup?
They've always been too good to get relegated, too bad to get on the top.
Literally B+ team.

>>183583221
They're going down this cup desu

#FreePond

>>183583974
No

>>183579130
Got no issues if they keep it private so the average anon can't get in there to mingle with the managers discussing plans.

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http://archive.klaxa.eu/Summer_2017/Group%20stage%20draw.mkv

No chat because apparently Lear is so bad at his job that he can't even read a calendar.

>>183587632
The problem was Boris forgetting. Lear posted leaks.

>>183587710
>when you got so little trust on people you have to post leaks to defend yourself over a draw made early

Kinda pathetic desu

>>183587786
>when you have so little point in life, you have to spend it making mountains out of molehills in an attempt to attack a random guy

Kinda pathetic desu

>>183587786
>I don't want people who will defend themselves when i blame them irrationally because then I can't look cool in /4ccg/

>>183587632
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED

>>183588040
There's nothing wrong with putting the blame on Lear by default

>>183581469
just mad no one's favorite team is /trv/

>>183587710
My point is that Lear was unable to set the correct date in the first place. If I read his post in the last thread correctly, having the draw on Saturday was consistent with the plan, he was just too retarded to set it on Saturday, because apparently it is hard to click on the clock in your taskbar to do a quick check on whether you have the right dates.

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>>183572942
You need to start with the Greeks you fucking thoughtlet
Do exactly what you just did again but in reverse

>>183588410
But the problem is only on Lear in the sense that people in charge clearly don't listen to him when he makes plans and tells them to people in charge and they ignore it.

Will summer have the commentator signup sheet again?

>>183588410
No you interpreted his last post wrong. The original plan was for the draw to be on Sunday to have a buffer period in case teams fucked up, and so there's a clear 24 hour gap between deadline day and the draw.

>>183588945
After the whole /w/ fiasco, I won't listen to him either.

>>183589086
>>183553603
>original mistake
I interpret that as them actually wanting only the 19-hour gap.

>>183589343
I interpret it as they forgot that for most people exports are due on the 21st timezone wise and the draw was intended to be on the afternoon of the 23rd.

Which is the hype group?

>>183566650
Anon pls

>Group A
>/an/ vs. /u/
>Group E
>/vp/ vs. /m/
Is 3rd place trophy stupor cup a thing now?

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>We always used a system.
>The system worked fine.
>A fucking leaf comes and decides to change it.
>Is an instant failure.
If is not broken, don't fix it.

>>183590531
>If is not broken, don't fix it.
Spring 16 /o/ was the example specifically cited for why to have a buffer between deadline and draw

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>>183590450
Today I will remind them

>>183591042
But Maydave was already known for having massive broken exports, none of the current team managers are that bad.
You delay the draw IF there are broken exports, not "pre-delaying" it and then looking like a fool. In Boris words "All the exports are in, why would we delay it?"

Name one bad thing about the cup so far
protip: you can't

>>183591591
/a/ isn't playing ;-;

>>183591526
>none of the current team managers are that bad.
Sou's export had 20+ errors. You can never account for these things.

>>183591591
Lear

>>183591591
Lear.

>>183591774
I said to name bad things

>>183591792
>>183591802
LEARMIND

>>183591774
>bad things
>useless shitters like /a/ not playing

pick one

>>183591526
>instead of scheduling a change a month in advance in case something fucks up, scramble to have to do a change at the last minute because of fuck ups
Yeah fuck foresight

>>183591995
The foresight of checking the timetables?

>>183592050
The foresight of wanting to prepare in advance for potential problems

The fact Boris forgot, nobody reminded him, and nobody put it on any calendar anywhere is in itself a fuck up, but a different one

>>183592238
bringing back germanbro will solve all problems

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>>183576339
>2 rematches of some of the best finals of all time
who /hyp/ here?

>>183592238
>>183591995
>19 hours are not enough, we need 43 hours.
This is more a problem with /merit/ that with the method itself.

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>>183594998
>>183596472
>>183597876


Dead cup

>>183598246
As it should be.

>>183594998
>>183596472
>>183597876
loser

>>183590450
RIDE THAT TRAIN TO AUTUMN

>>183598781
very rude

>>183591591
/ck/ isn't playing and /u/ is

>>183591591
>No confirmed /no/ match
>No confirmed /go/ match
>No confirmed /do/ match

>>183599589
>this AB/u/ faggot
I'll give you /ck/ not being there though, fucking boicum.

>>183599589
>/ck/ isn't playing
Do you enjoy own goals that much?

>>183599589
That could have been prevented had that one backpass to the GK not gone in.
>PES

>>183601834
What is it with /ck/ and own goals?

>>183601835
It couldn't, if anything /r9k/ might've advanced if /ck/ lost by much more

But then you'd have /r9k/ instead of /u/ in Summer

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>>183604151
you mere moments before being sexually assaulted by me

>>183608943
rude

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>page posters

>>183609417
pls b my gf

>>183609417
please die in a fire

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>page 9

The hype video will be a Linkin Park AMV, r-right?

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>page 9

>>183613305
no

>>183613305
yes

>>183613305
maybe

>>183613305
i dont know

>>183613305
Can you repeat the question?

>>183613305
who cares

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Team Little Girls Read The Entire Western Canon

GK: Madokami, /u/
LB: Punished Katie, /lit/
CB: Younger Sister, /jp/
RB: Delicious Flat Chest, /h/
DMF: Tachibana Hibiki, /m/
CMF: Non-Canon-chan, /vg/
CMF: Teru Time (silver), /u/
CMF: Happy Boobs, /vg/
LWF: Lolita Wanted It (silver), /lit/
SS: Madoka Titus (gold), /toy/
CF: Homucifer (gold), /u/

GK: The Entire Western Canon, /lit/
CB: Homeless Yukari, /jp/
CB: Crapawa Shitjo, /vg/
DMF: Awkward Lesbian, /lgbt/
CMF: Yorha No. 2 Type B, /m/
CF: Get Out of /jp/ (gold), /jp/

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>page 10

>>183613305
ask again later

>>183618054
I like it

>>183618054
isn't 2b-san a dmf?

>>183623836
No.

>>183623836
/m/'s wikipage isn't updated with new positions

>>183623836
>>183624559
The spreadsheet I posted is updated

Is 3-5-2 any good? Potential? No chance?

>>183627470
/vg/ made it to the knockouts using one, /g/ came 6th using one, iirc /po/ used one too and did good.
It doesn't seem like it could WIN but it could do very well.

>>183627736
>skipping /vp/ in a 3-5-2 discussion

Can we use actual horns for the goals like this?

https://youtu.be/cjLaKNxjRlg

Rather then just play the song? Could be really cool

>>183627470
there's gonna be at least two 3-5-2s in the knockouts so yeah I'd say it's good

>>183627470
Packing the midfield works as long as you don't come up against someone even more attack oriented or running the lang ball special. It all depends on who you face.

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Bimonthly Approval Polls:

http://www.strawpoll.me/13515525
http://www.strawpoll.me/13515526

Be kind, please rewind.

Polls close in 24 hours.

>>183628371
It gets annoying on a gameday featuring 8 teams

>>183627470
Spring /lgbt/ was a 3-5-2, albeit an unusual one.

>>183629453
I mean like using individual horns for certain teams.

>>183628371
>amerifats
absolutely embarrasing, as always

>>183629340
I had to do like 30 captchas to cast both votes, what the actual fuck is strawpoll doing

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you are loved

>>183634579

If I were loved how come my co-manager doesn't want to fuck me?

>>183635709
I want to fuck my co-manager! Maybe you are they? Alas, we pass as ships during the night.

che gcostanza

Reminder that /sp/ is literally dogshit now and no amount of bitching about weeb boards will change that.

>>183628371
Good taste

Reminder that /sp/ is in the elites while /a/ is in the fetus and no amount of bitching about /sp/ will change that.

I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED

>>183640104
BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB OH NO BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB AW YEAH

Any /gd/ fans here
We need a new manager

>>183640104
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH

>>183618054
oh 2B got into /m/ ? dd they have nier threads is it an actual /m/ thing

give bikki dikki the dikki

>>183640521
>/gd/
>fans
>here
Don't tell me smugleaf doesn't have a fuccboi or two ready to step in for him

>>183640942
all of his fuckbois are either banned or managing other teams
t. one of his fuckbois

>>183640521
What's wrong with the current one?

>>183641307
ded

>>183640521
what happened with smear and smugleaf, i mean one of them must have made an export cause they didnt get /gif/d

co-managers were a mistake

>>183640521
Stop asking to sack yourself, Smugleaf

>>183641706
smear has been in a coma for years

We're not gonna finish, Samir.

>>183644372
You have to listen to my calls!

/sp/ is a gud

>>183646247
/sp/ is a furry scat board.

>>183638628
te meooo

>>183646532
t. crybaby fetus weeb

>>183646816
If calling things as they are makes one that, then yeah, sure.

>>183646997
Of course not, I have better things to do than to browse /fur/, much less moderate it.

>>183646816
t. guy with a fursuit who spreads their own shit on themselves while watching cricket

>>183647240

Please browse /trash/ instead. We're getting a team soon.

>>183647332
Aha! You've outed yourself!
>watching cricket
Nobody does that.

Rest is spot on.

>>183647550
Shit, thought cricket might be a step too far. Oh well.

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>tfw a perro caca goal gives /sp/ the cup

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>PAGE 10

>letting perro caca in
Travesty. TwaOUT for me.

>weebs furious that they're stuck in the fetus where they belong
>they start screaming about /sp/ over a dog poo meme
Big words coming from the same team who thinks Hitler lolis and traps disguised as magical girls are team-worthy.
>being this much of a lonely autistic weeaboo faggot
>b-but traps and hitler lolis are muh culture

>>183653845
Give up, man. You're defending a board that considers a pooping dog a funny meme.

>spent 2.5 year learning Ancient Greek to a level where I can understand the complex meaning and thought of perro caca.
>spent 2 years learning French and reading Descartes, Camus, Voltaire etc for background information.
>Spent 3 months reading Rousseau to better understand Descartes.
>Spent 6 months reading Hume and Locke to better understand Rousseau.
>Then spent years learning Latin to read Ciceo to better understand Rousseau.
>Finally about to understand perro caca today now that I'm fully prepared.
>Understand perro caca beyond a surface level and recognize that it is the peak of mankind's intellectual thought and we will never surpass it.
I'm ending it.

>>183640521
I'd manage /gd/ if asked, but I'm not acquainted with any of the current circlejerk and my experience level is 1 VGL apperence. Also I probably don't have a computer that can run pes18.

>>183655451
Its just a shitpost. /gd/ have one of the best managers around.

>>183655451
>I'd manage /gd/ if asked, but I'm not acquainted with any of the current circlejerk and my experience level is 1 VGL apperence. Also I probably don't have a computer that can run pes18.
Perfect!

>>183655093
>trying this hard to pretend you're not /a/ and pretend you're trying to take /a/'s side
MAGICAL
TRAPS
ARE
YOUR
CULTURE

>>183655702
>being this defensive over a dog pooping

>>183655769
>drawing 4cc personalities while using a trip code
You are cancer Dag.

>>183655870
>the 4cc having personalities in the first place
This place sure has fallen.

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> Page 9

Boring, not fun facts:
The following numbers are unused in Summer 2017, barring export changes: 24, 28, 51, 54, 62, 75, 79, 80, 83, 87, 97
The following teams don't care about numbers and use the default 1-23 list: /an/, /asp/, /fit/, /g/, /h/, /vp/, /vr/, /wg/

>>183659583
/h/ is 1-23 but it isn't the default 1-23 list.

>>183659701
Change that to "teams who don't care about numbers other than 1-23"

>>183659808
Having a set pattern to player numbers makes testing on low quality graphics much easier.

>slippery wet dog shit
>not sp culture
baka weebs, check the archives

>build up fullbacks

I could be testing but instead I'm drunk as shit and watching old fucking Gumby cartoons.

Fuck yo cup.

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>>183659583
>tfw forgot to re-number people and broke kayfabe

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>>183660702
shut up poop lovers
don't ever fuck with /a/

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>>183660702
>/sp/ """""""""""""culture""""""""""""" is literal dog shit

>>183629340

Polls close in 16 hours.

>>183659583
Which is the most repeated number that isn't 1-23?

>>183662246
no bully please

>>183666260
No Bully Bowl 2 when?

DUUUUUUKE

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saved this just for my boy QD and the /vg/ team for good Summer luck

>>183649472
not the guy who normally sexually assualts page 9 anon, but that cute oli, that alleyway, crime time

>>183657451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im3UMwYQHMw

>>183663043
samefagging isnt banter friendo

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New players on each team:
>/vg/ tier:
15 - /vg/
>Squad upheaval tier:
10 - /asp/*
9 - /h/
8 - /v/, /vr/
>Normal changes tier:
6 - /g/, /lit/*, /m/
5 - /jp/, /lgbt/
4 - /d/, /int/, /mu/, [s4s], /sp/**^, /vp/*
>Below average tier:
2 - /co/, /po/**, /trv/
1 - /an/, /f/ (transferred from /jp/), /u/
>Pic related tier
0 - /fit/, /gd/, /his/, /n/*, /o/, /sci/, /tg/, /toy/, /tv/*, /wg/
*indicates name change, one for each asterisk
^If I've read it correctly, /sp/ merged >I rate Zidane and EXPOSED into one player
>Total new players: 111

>>183670005
>/sp/ has two asterisks

>>183670005
>/u/
Technically Black Sunshine is an old player that returns to the roster.

>>183670005
/vp/ has 5, including the 1 name change

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>3 ways to do hover text now
There was already {{tt|Text to read|Text that's read while hovered over}} Aside from <span>

>>183659583
There's nothing wrong with 1-23.

I had a dream this place suddenly turned into /cm/.
and the thread got 100 times better because of it

>>183672065
DF pls

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>>183670005

>4-6 player changes per cup is normal

Man it feels good to be from a decent, cultured board and not some shitflinging media-based subreddit.

>>183674814
>a decent, cultured board
I guess that's why you avoided it like a plague for three years.

>>183613305

no

>>183576339
most recent /d/ vs /n/ outing was spring 15 with that match ending in a 2-2 so all 3 /d/ rematches will come from draws

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>>183668509
Thanks anon, although I already snagged that for future purposes when I watched it myself a few days ago. Also got this one from it too

I hope the team wins so I can retire in peace.

https://pastebin.com/p4QaXwWT
Here's a list of every player in Summer 2017.
Now here's some more boring, maybe interesting facts.
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The shortest name is three letters long and is held by:
:^), Ace, Aku, Ass, CHI, CRT, Fug, Hon, NTR, PDO, ses, Sir, のヮの
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The longest names are:
45 - Eh? You've Never Seen A Pair Of Breasts Befor ([s4s]) - The name is too long
39 - Dan "Statutory But Mandatory" Schneider (/tv/)
38 - The Product Rule Remains My Speciality (/sci/)
33 - Tolstoyevsky's War And Punishment (/lit/)
30 - Low Impact Consensual Cuddling (/u/)
28 - Loathsome Daughter Of Heresy (/u/)
28 - Graphic Design Is My Passion (/gd/)
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The average length of a player's name in 12.17 letters.
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There are four >>>/board/ players:
>>>/pol/ (/po/)
>>>/w/ (/wg/)
>>>/wsr/ (/gd/)
>>>/x/ (/sci/)
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The most common (main) position this cup is CB, held by 175 players. The least common are LWF and RWF, held by five players each:
LWF: Couchsurfer Rapist, Cubecraft, Lolita Wanted It, Wilhelm II, のヮの
RWF: DFW, Hope, Real Traveller, Salty Umbrella, Tacky Glue
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The most common player number that isn't between 1 and 23 is 99, which appears twelve times and is worn by Futa/Alternative, Refball, LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G, Eh? You've Never Seen A Pair Of Breasts Befor, The Entire Western Canon, Untitled-1.pdf, Walruse, wich2huwudufuq, Does 0.999... = 1?, Mongolian Horse Archer, Git Gud and Moneygami. Expect dubs to appear more often because [s4s]'s entire team wears dubs now (goalkeepers wear 99 and it descends down to the strikers, who were 22 and 11)

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>>183677943
>NTR
>weebs talking shit about /sp/ memes

>>183677943
Oh yeah
Hon and Ace are also the only players whose names are shorter than their team's name (excluding the slashes)

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>This song isn't featured in any board like /u/, /e/e or anything of the sort despite being one of the most virgin-esque tunes out there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m55ZnbFXtDI

Filing a complaint

>>183672502
Not even him, but you can't say it wouldn't be better.

>>183678985
Literally why /u/ would ever use this

>>183678985
That's the way limitations work son, just like /o/ not having Gear Jammer

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>>183681158

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>>183678985
>dj sharpnel
https://youtu.be/M4v9K1N3vVI

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>>183678985
>>183682647
i like that

>>183678150
>Not fapping to the think mans fetish

Step up you dog shit.

>>183678985
Denpa (loli music for the sake of loli) is a /jp/ general not u/e, i dont think theyve ever represented it in players though. Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbWaRnKeox4&vl=ja

You want test cups with absolutely zero weight that always ends up with a shit team nobody likes winning? Well I got that covered.

/fit/ 5(3) 3-0 4(2) /an/
/h/ 3(2) 2-2 9(6) /u/
/fit/ 4(1) 1-2 7(6) /h/
/an/ 4(3) 1-3 6(4) /u/
/h/ 5(2) 2-1 7(4) /an/
/u/ 7(5) 1-2 10(8) /fit/
/h/ 7(+2), /fit/ 6(+3), /u/ 4(+1), /an/ 0(-6)

/vg/ 7(4) 2-3 9(5) /tv/
/v/ 3(3) 3-3 13(9) /f/
/vg/ 4(2) 1-4 10(10) /v/
/tv/ 6(4) 1-1 12(8) /f/
/v/ 4(1) 1-1 9(7) /tv/
/f/ 7(2) 0-1 6(4) /vg/
/v/ 5(+3), /tv/ 5(+1), /vg/ 3(-3), /f/ 2(-1)

/asp/ 3(0) 0-3 8(5) /wg/
/s4s/ 11(7) 4-1 2(1) /his/
/asp/ 7(4) 2-2 7(5) /s4s/
/wg/ 4(3) 1-0 4(2) /his/
/s4s/ 8(4) 1-2 7(3) /wg/
/his/ 7(3) 1-1 4(2) /asp/
/wg/ 9(+5), /s4s/ 4(+2), /asp/ 2(-3), /his/ 1(-3)

/jp/ 3(2) 1-1 7(4) /trv/
/vr/ 7(4) 2-1 6(5) /po/
/jp/ 4(3) 0-3 5(5) /vr/
/trv/ 14(4) 2-1 12(6) /po/
/vr/ 5(2) 2-2 6(3) /trv/
/po/ 11(6) 2-1 6(3) /jp/
/vr/ 7(+4), /trv/ 5(+1), /po/ 3(-1), /jp/ 1(-4)

/vp/ 11(4) 1-0 2(1) /tg/
/m/ 11(5) 2-0 3(3) /sci/
/vp/ 9(3) 0-2 9(5) /m/
/tg/ 3(3) 1-1 7(2) /sci/
/m/ 6(5) 1-0 4(2) /tg/
/sci/ 5(3) 2-0 5(5) /vp/
/m/ 9(+5), /sci/ 4(+0), /vp/ 3(-3), /tg/ 1(-2)

/sp/ 11(10) 3-3 7(4) /lgbt/
/toy/ 5(3) 1-2 5(3) /o/
/sp/ 3(2) 1-2 8(4) /toy/
/lgbt/ 8(4) 0-2 8(5) /o/
/toy/ 7(5) 0-0 1(0) /lgbt/
/o/ 5(3) 2-1 7(4) /sp/
/o/ 9(+4), /toy/ 4(+0), /lgbt/ 2(-2), /sp/ 1(-2)

/mu/ 8(3) 0-1 8(5) /n/
/d/ 10(6) 3-2 9(7) /lit/
/mu/ 5(3) 2-0 5(4) /d/
/n/ 6(3) 2-0 2(1) /lit/
/d/ 8(6) 1-2 5(2) /n/
/lit/ 6(3) 2-0 3(2) /mu/
/n/ 9(+4), /d/ 3(-1), /lit/ 3(-1), /mu/ 3(-2)

/gd/ 7(3) 2-1 4(3) /g/
/int/ 7(4) 2-3 12(7) /co/
/gd/ 11(7) 4-0 5(1) /int/
/g/ 9(8) 4-1 12(8) /co/
/int/ 2(2) 2-2 12(9) /g/
/co/ 7(3) 3-2 3(3) /gd/
/gd/ 6(+4), /co/ 6(-1), /g/ 4(+2), /int/ 1(-5)

>>183687750
>/h/ promoting out of that group

>>183687750
>Golden Boot
Kerning (/gd/) - 5 goals
Doomguy (/vr/), Char's Zaku III (/m/), Doom (/co/) - 4

>Golden Ball
Sanic (/v/), Patrick Bateman (/s4s/) - 4 assists
Manlet (/fit/), Shin Getter Robo (/m/), Succubus (/d/) - 3

>Golden Gloves
The Closet (/lgbt/) - 15 saves
Lightning Reflexes (/vg/) - 13
Fuck Off We're Full (/int/) - 13

>Knockouts
/h/ vs /tv/
/wg/ vs /trv/
/o/ vs /sci/
/n/ vs /co/
/v/ vs /fit/
/vr/ vs /s4s/
/m/ vs /toy/
/gd/ vs /d/

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>>183687750
>/v/ 3(3) 3-3 13(9) /f/
>/v/ 4(1) 1-1 9(7) /tv/

>>183687750
>/toy/ 7(5) 0-0 1(0) /lgbt/
yes

>>183687750
/h/ 3(2) 2-2 9(6) /u/
/h/ 5(2) 2-1 7(4) /an/
/v/ 3(3) 3-3 13(9) /f/
/v/ 4(1) 1-1 9(7) /tv/
/toy/ 7(5) 0-0 1(0) /lgbt/
/d/ 8(6) 1-2 5(2) /n/
/int/ 2(2) 2-2 12(9) /g/

Actually disgusting.

>>183687750
>/u/ getting relegated
>/h/ council not getting relegated
>spoonman spooning
>/asp/ getting relegated behind /wg/ and [s4s]
>/wg/ master racing
>/jp/ getting relegated
>/vp/ getting relegated
>/sp/ getting relegated
>/toy/ promoting
>Vaughan master racing
>/mu/ getting relegated

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>>183687750
I'm glad your test cups aren't what actually ends up happening

>>183689437
Me too pal. Knockouts are just as shit so far.

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>>183687750
This is horrendous

>>183687750
>/u/ 4 pointing

Looks actually legit

>>183687750
>/g/ getting PES'd down
deserved for the shit they pulled in spring lmao

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>>183687750
>asp doesn't advance past groups
Invalidates the test cup

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>>183691912
>shit they pulled in Spring
what the fuck are you talking about

>>183695669
People have it in their head that /g/ is a shit team because they lost to /an/ and only beat shit teams before then.

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>>183664293
Polls close in 6 hours.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13515525
http://www.strawpoll.me/13515526

>>183696919
>loses to the best team in the cup
WOW GUYS THIS TEAM IS REALLY SHIT ALL THE PEOPLE THEY BEAT ARE JUST SHIT TOO!

>>183695669
3(3) - 9(8)
2 - 1
AB/a/ will defend this

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>>183687750
But of course!

>>183691912
t. Ramen

>>183697058
>/an/
>best team
Watch them spoon.

>>183698073
Being one of the best teams in a Babby is not equal to being one in an elite.

>>183698463
The spoon is reserved for teams who aren't allegedly the best in the babby.

>>183698463
It can be. See: /mlp/

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>page 9

>>183697168
I don't have to defend shit when /a/ can't do it themselves on the pitch

>>183704807
3(3) - 9(8)
2 - 1
winning goal off a 90+
AB/a/ WILL defend this

>>183706185
/a/ strikers kept taking wide shots that were easy for the keeper because they were pressured out wide by 3 CBs because they were trying to play on the counter against a narrow block.

>>183708014
mods

>>183708014
I'm hungry.

>>183708014
Fuck off, Nomo.

>>183700943

/mlp/ is a fetus team

>>183698463
>>183698073
>>183698632
this a different case because /an/ actively gimped their export when they got to the elites
so yes, babby /an/ > elite /an/, babby /an/ would probably get to top 4 in the elites

>>183710642
>babby /an/ would probably get to top 4 in the elites
Lets not get too ahead of ourselves here. /an/ played almost exclusively defensive and longball teams in Spring and didn't get drawn against the coherent counter teams like /n/ and /tv/ on the other side of the bracket. They'd probably do well because there's plenty of managers who are still unable to get past a good defence that can score from nothing. But it wouldn't work on /fit/ and probably wouldn't get 6 points off /h/ and /u/ to guarantee their way in.

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>>183712620
>today's special
>the most plebeian and common books
shit bookstore

>>183714935
true
its cute at least

Honestly? Knockouts not much better than the group stage

/h/ 11(8) 2-1 2(1) /tv/
/wg/ 7(5) 1-0 2(2) /trv/
/o/ 11(7) 3-3p 6(5) /sci/
/n/ 9(8) 6-3 8(6) /co/ - Old Steel 10 Speed Red (85')
/v/ 6(4) 0-0p 9(3) /fit/
/vr/ 4(2) 0-4 7(7) /s4s/
/m/ 8(6) 2-1 8(5) /toy/
/gd/ 5(1) 0-1 5(3) /d/

/h/ 6(5) 1-3 11(9) /wg/
/sci/ 8(3) 1-0 10(5) /n/
/fit/ 4(1) 1-0 6(3) /s4s/
/m/ 6(5) 0-2 8(6) /d/

/wg/ 9(6) 3-1 8(5) /sci/
/fit/ 2(1) 0-1 5(3) /d/ - LONDON Red (42')

/sci/ 4(2) 1-1p 4(1) /fit/

/wg/ 5(1) 0-1 10(5) /d/

>>183716407
It's easily the worst test cup you've ever ran, m8.

>>183716407
>Golden Boot
Keksandra (/s4s/), Doom (/co/) - 6
Kerning (/gd/), Cunt Destroyer (/wg/), Descartes (/wg/) - 5

>Golden Ball
Sanic (/v/), Patrick Bateman (/v/), Cunt Destroyer (/wg/), Succubus (/d/), Shin Getter Robo (/m/) - 4

>Golden Gloves
Stephen Hawking (/sci/), Squatz (/fit/) - 21
Handholding (/d/) - 16

>>183716608
We had /wg/ and /soc/ in the top 4 last time pal it's not much better if at all.

>>183716407
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

>>183716407
>2 games on final day with more than 2 goals
end it

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>>183712620
>Main shop header has a space & two capitals
>Hanging sign has no space & one cap
>Window & blackboard title have a space & ONE cap
>Bottom of blackboard goes back to the main shop's version

>>183718157
>not naming it angery kerning
One job anon

>>183716764
>Keksandra golden boot
She won't score this cup

>>183716407
So what you're saying is that /fit/ is clearly and easily going to win again, because they're clearly not going to get a fucking Red Card in a real semi-final.

Dumbest gayest timeline.

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>>183718343
Oh fine
I would like someone to make it vibrate violently before I do so though, I have no knowledge of .gifmaking

>>183718393
>taking DF testcups seriously

>>183718393
What he's saying is that this is going to be the worst cup since the one before this, which itself was the worst cup since the one before it, and so on and so forth.

>>183718685
I liked the one that /tv/ won

>>183718157
There's also the "Welcome all of of you!" on the blackboard. She also effectively barricaded her windows so people can't really look at them. Showing the spine of the books in the windows also means that you have literally no idea what you're looking at when inside the store.
The whole thing is all kind of retarded, and it's no wonder she has to bait people inside with her feminine wiles.

>>183718539
DF test cups are only good for 2 things: Reminding us that it could always be worse, and saying which teams have potential and are going to be ruined by bad managers.

Is it wrong that I want teams relegated because of the people who manage them?

>>183719212
Yes, because this is the type of attitude that's killing the cup

>>183719212
This isn't an e-sport so it is wrong to do that

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>>183716407
>>183716764

I'm ok with this

>>183719212
Yes. Once you think of teams more as the managers, you're caring about the wrong things/circlejerking too much.

>>183719212
Hi AB/vp/ anon

IT'SOK2BGAY

>/nytean/ will get the worst whooping ever in a cup in three days
I accept it.jpg

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Who /an/ here?

>>183721587
In any other group, I would be. Alas, they got in a death group.

>>183721587
This reminded me of Zoobooks, for some reason, and I looked it up and found out that they're still making those. So I'll cheer for /an/ a little, I guess.

They're going to get stomped.

>>183721780
>group of death
>/h/ and /u/
HA

When's RigCon?

>>183723182
>he didn't get invited

>>183677943
This does not include players who have multiple positions

>>183723182
November 17th in Dallas, Texas

>>183716764
>Patrick Bateman
>(/v/)

>>183725834
whoops i'm still stuck in 2012.

>>183725936
Don't worry, /s4s/ is too.
Or at least they pretend they are.

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>page 9

>>183727713
>Drill through center of log
>Do so with a bias in one direction, so end result is off-center
>Only one rope needed since it balances itself, especially when sat on
I want to see this done now, a simple log swing would be comfy

>>183728006
We have those in a park nearby, a simple wooden board on a single chain. It's fun, like a regular swing.

>>183728006
You from /sci/ ?

>>183729483
No, I didn't mention any masses involved

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It's July 25th

>>183730378
I hate mondays

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>>183726123
/s4s/ loves you! (Dumdum!)

pape when

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>/sp/'s cup thread is dead even when there are no real sports on

>>183735551
But ICC

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>>183734286
when I stop being lazy

>>183735551
>/sp/'s cup thread is alive even when there are no roster discussions and no matches

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>>183716407

>>183736530
>[s4s] doesn't need a constant cup thread because the entire board loves and supports them

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>>183736530
>sports are so boring that you talk about nothing happening in a fake sport instead of watching or talking about real sports
>sports are so boring that you'd rather talk about literal dog shit instead of watching or talking about real sports

>>183741201
>0 (zero) perro caca threads in the catalog atm
Autism, inb4 you make one

>>183741201
>realize Keijo is now a real sport

>>183741201
>butthurt weeb still screeching about his dog poo addiction
top kek

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How have you prayed to Him today?

>>183742014
I don't think weebs are the ones with dog shit on their team or their board.

>>183742752
Satania is on the team though?

>>183743043
don't bully satania

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Bringing up the idea that teams use actual horns like an NHL game and then use their song.

Here are some suggestions I made for some teams

/s4s/-https://youtu.be/YiY5ZxPYd2w

/an/-https://youtu.be/eTh1CdBVPc8

/vp/-https://youtu.be/AmvWKQwN16I

/jp/-https://youtu.be/it_Te_Ankmw

/n/-https://youtu.be/giYWQ3Lea54

/sp/-https://youtu.be/rjmrAF8P-rY

/toy/-https://youtu.be/vu9xsuq4l-8

>>183743731
Why the fuck would we use hockey goalhorns?

>>183743731
but why though?

>>183744028
they're the north american equivalent of PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT. Ignore and move on

>>183743731
no, fuck off

>>183743731
this is a Dag tier suggestion

Reminder that hockey is a better sport than football (yuro).

>>183744871
t. continent with zero (0) World Cup victories.

>>183743731
Fuck off and go and jerk off to how "tough" Hockey players are.

>>183745184
At least my country can win an international competition in the sport we invented.
Meanwhile the nation that invented soccer is losing to Iceland and Costa Rica

>>183744871
Imagine actually watching RL football, that game is boring and most of the players are pathetic. Hockey is a much better sport.

>>183745489
Has won a rugby world cup though.

Everyone stop, you're getting baited by fucking Twinky. If not him then some Hockey fucklord that is just as stupid.

>>183745905
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2017 4chan Summer Cup first day streamer.

Is there a single page where music exports need to be posted or do they just go on team pages?

>>183746096
team pages just like every other export

>>183744871
>>183745504
>my sport is better because I take pride on my players' health and integrity not being worth two shits compared to concussionegg

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>>183744656
I say, I say, I resemble that remark!