/ink/ - Splatoon General

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First for post your woomys

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*Teleports behind you*

Second for the final boss was the hypest boss fight since fucking Senator Armstrong

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>>183559027
ok

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Did they fix it?

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What's a squid crime?

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>>183559075
>mfw during the whole fight
Might be the best Nintendo final boss since Galaxy at the very least

>Relevant captcha: CALLE DRIVE

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>>183559027

Why are there 2 more slots for music in the minigame than songs we know exist? Why are they mixed in with the splatfest songs?

last time I'll ask, notice me dataminer-senpai

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What's up with the flag in the weapon select. Also the Joy-con's vibration hurts my hands.

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>>183559075
>Sheldon Request : Rainmaker

>>183559101
It's still 2fort garbage.

>>183559204
Is she shitting her pants?

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>>183559027

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BUFF AEROSPRAY
U
F
F

>>183559075
Just wish it was a bit harder. Maybe it's because I wasn't as good during the first game but that one felt a lot more challenging.

How do I scout out the stages? Is it in option in the Y menu?

>>183559364
It wasn't as hard as it could be, but the epic music selection, Rainmaker, and general emotions I was feeling during the whole thing made it perfect.

>One win away from getting out of the Cs in Tower Control
>Kill the entire enemy team but trade with the last guy, only a few meters left
>Suddenly connection unstable
>Kicked from match

>Mode changed to Rainmaker

Please post sad squids.

Is it possible to ragequit Splatoon?

>>183558986

You're weird, sir. I spent a ridicilous amount of time on my Wii U, including 400 hours in Splatoon and my controller has zero faults thus far

>>183559221
it means you're dry.

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You can only reply to this post if you own at least one Hero Replica.

Is there a reason why Salmon Run isn't always up like regular battles? There are such huge gaps between upcoming times

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>>183559027
Is my woomy fresh, /ink/?

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>>183559027

>>183559556
They're currently the only weapons I have aside from the Splattershot Jr.

>>183559221
Flag is freshness level, changes color based on what it's at.

>>183559567
Yeah that's pretty fresh, I like the jacket
What is it?

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>>183559027
F R E S H

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>>183559556
I don't have any hero replicas
Fite me

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>>183559027
Look I'm a soundcloud rapper

>>183559637
Birded Corduroy Jacket, it's a three-star shop item. It's especially great since runspeed goes well with splatling.

>>183559694
spot on lmfao

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I take a charger into rain maker

>>183559556
>go through all the stages with splat brella hoping to get it early
>game won't give it to me
fuck you, game

>>183559694
Missing bloodshot eyes and socks with those sandals, but pretty spot on considering limited options.

>>183559556
I love my Hero Heavy Splatling

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>>183559559
Because pic related

>>183559694
Or a tourist

>>183559163
That's amazing, I saw that same pic the last time I was in the square.

>>183559774
There's a weird lack of good chargers. I dunno if it's just all the fresh blood (and charger is kind of a high skill floor weapon) or if chargers really are worse in splatoon 2.

But yeah, chargers are great in all ranked modes, have fun

>>183559559
Look at what happened to MvM in TF2 and you'll have the answer.

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>>183560000
>have fun

You heard Mr. Quads here. Have fun!

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Wait just a fucking second, I just realized that we don't get the Octoling armor for completing the campaign. Why would they remove it? Do they plan to lock it behind a Marina amiibo?

Aerospray really is top 3 dead or alive in this game

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Should I learn to get good with gyro controls? I find I have much better control with full stick aiming and I constantly lose 1v1's with gyro enabled. It likes to constantly move down so when I'm fighting I'm just hitting the floor. Normally I get 700-900 on a loss but with gyro off I can get around 1200-1500 instead. My micro sd card seems to be bad so I wasn't able to get a direct screenshot from the game, sorry for the tv screenshot.

>>183559556
Hero Dualies reporting in

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>>183559825
>>183559903
It's a subtle difference

WHY HAVENT SHOPS UPDATED

Toxic Mist is the new Kraken.

>>183560248
try to spray up a wall quickly and that'll by my answer.

Gyro requires practice, but is ultimately the better choice (especially for precision weapons). Sticks are easier if you play other shooters on consoles, but might make transition more difficult later if you decide to. It's up to you.

Though if you prefer shorter range weapons like dualies and splattershot, it might not be quite as big a difference.

>>183560248
If youre planning on playing and trying to compete in ranked, then yes.

Put both controls on low sensitivity, ~4, then play multiple casual games until you get used to them and figure out the sens you like

>>183560442
>>183560248
Forgot to quote

>>183560295
I think they update at midnight your time

You think enemy ink is a common masochistic kink among inklings? You think there are inklings to have Marie push them onto a bed covered in her ink and roughly fuck them while they squerm and writhe in in the sticky, burning substance? because I kinda want that

fucking hell teammates get good fucking fast.

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>>183560554
I-I want Marie and Marina to do this to me

Good gear abilities for the Dualies?

>>183560372

I dont really have problems doing that either, I originally thought it was gonna be a pain but it's not as bad as I was thinking.

>>183560442

I can definitely see weapons like the charger being better with gyro than no gyro, but I don't plan on using that weapon anyway.

>>183560512

So far I've been using around -3 for sens, I guess I can try it with gyro at -4. I just hate it when I'm fighitng someone and the gyro fucks me over by slowly moving down so I end up dying. Sure the reset button exists but I shouldn't have to do it while I'm fighting someone, it's gonna completely change the angle of where I am shooting, sometimes it's not even in the direction of the player I'm fighting

>>183560764
Strength Up

>>183560764
Strength up EVERYTHING.

I'm not joking.

>>183560804
When's the last time you calibrated your motion controls?

>>183560554
That's like saying 'i enjoy having acid poured over my skin'

aka no one says that

>>183560886
not him but how do you do that

>>183560886

That could be it, I'll try doing it the next time I play splat tim 2. Forgot it was actually there so duh on me.

I never really played ranked in 1... what is the best gun for rainmaker?

>>183560919
but some people like hot candle wax being dripped on them

Do I use gyro to turn as well as aim up and down? I tend to naturally use the stick...

>>183561000
Blaster, not even joking. Take advantage of Toxic Mist and splat damage.

>>183561000
Whatever you're comfortable with. Rainmaker is probably the most balanced mode weapon choice wise

>>183561000
Anything is good. I main Blaster across all modes though.

>>183561015
I'm not familiar with the lore, but i'd think ink is extremely painful considering it makes you explode.

>>183561000
Any gun. I feel like looking at what maps are on is more important if rainmaker is on.
Curling bombs are pretty good for making a path, though, as are baller and ink shield

>>183560950

Switch main system settings.

>>183561078
You use stick.

>>183561078
stick flick is great for turning

>teammates outright refuse to use their panic button specials on round 3 or in actual panic situations of salmon run

>>183561172
Enemy ink can make you explode, but only if you get shot at by it. Just lying down in the ink won't kill you.

Water, however, is fucking brutal.

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>Octolings still aren't playable

Hope they're saving them for the "big" update that'll probably come around in a few months.

>>183561273
to be fair the stingray doesnt do much in panic situations

>no easy way to see which level was done with which weapon without superjumping to EVERY level
This is retarded.

>>183561340
Oh yeah. I just dont wanna endorse your weird fantasies. even though i wanna bang my squid

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where are they now?

>>183561517
Meh, it ain't my fantasy. I'm not into pain play. Seems relatively vanilla to me, though.

>>183560554
Stop it, Anon, you're making me want that. Squid boys mucking around in each other's ink...

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It's really disappointing how the Callie and Marie amiibos only let you take pictures in one location and wont let you change their gear.

>>183560150
>>183561360
I think there will be an expansion to single player at some point. One of the sunken scrolls mentions that Cap'n cuttlefish and Agent 3 went to some cape and Callie runs off somewhere after you rescue her, possibly to go meet them.
Maybe the Octo gear and playable Octolings can be unlocked then.

>>183561465
Look at the records tab.

Is it just me or is the new rainmaker shot way, way better than the old one

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>>183561340
Actually, they just can't swim. Exploding seems to be just the squid in question forcing a respawn rather than drowning. And also
>>183561517
It's my weird fantasies, not that anon's. Though I wonder what effect inkling ink would have on a human? Probably a more pertinent question regarding what I want Marie to do to me.

>>183561581
Dadcore act that opens for fresher upcoming bands with more transgressive styles

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It's time to end this.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13509466
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>>183561205
>>183561158
>>183561105
>>183561085
Thanks guys, I'm going to try out some guns to see what feels good.

>>183560830
>>183560863
Real fucking funny.

>>183560000
>Wallhack laser
>Able to store a charge for a time while squidding

chargers have never been better. it's only that they're very hard to use. I've mained them since the very first S1 Testfire and I'm still only "good" with them, not properly "amazing" or whatever else.

>>183561372

It works on high tide for glowfly bumrushes.

That's about it, though.

>>183561372
Yeah, but I'm the one stuck with it half the time

>>183561758
What's the problem?

Has anyone made a gif/webm of Marie shooting Callie in the face

>tfw fighting the roller boss with a ranged weapon
I almost feel bad for him/

>>183561913
There are no damage/defense up abilities in Splatoon 2.

>>183562003
There's bomb defense up at least.

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>No Octolings will ever be added to Splatoon

I just feel sad now. I dragged my ass through single player hoping for it.

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Where do the battles that are currently taking placing in Splatoon 1 fit in the Splatoon timeline?

>>183558959
What do the cracks and ok line mean in ranked?

Also how do I get good at rainmaker?

>>183561737
Damn bruh. I love both, but that lead in on Fresh Start gives me a feeling so complicated.

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>Octolings are playable in Splatoon 1 with hacks and have hair color, voices, and clothing options
>Can't use them in Splatoon 2

Is Nintendo just fucking lazy?

>>183562256
They happened two years ago

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I started playing with the the gyro on and it's way more fun but it's making me crazy nauseous

>tfw I can't do anything with the inkjet but I can get kills with the sting ray

>>183562256
good joke, anon! real talk, though: only losers are playing Splatoon 1 right now and it's the winners who write the history books. those matches might as well not exist.

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Why do people keep saying Callie isn't in the postgame? She's right here

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>can see my woomy's belly in single player if she takes damage

Is Grizzco on a timer or something? Why's it closed?

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>>183562439
>tfw haven't used the inkjet once so far because it looks scary and hard to use
I'll just stick to my missiles and bomb launchers...

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Guys? I think I'm retarded...

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>No Inkling-Octoling friendship ever

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>>183562548
>Woomy tummy

>>183562556
To keep lobby battles alive.

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>>183562613
Oh my God I'm retarded

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>you can see everyone's kills and deaths from previous games in the app
>negative k/d in previous 10 games

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>>183562548
You can see the begging of there buts from behind as well.
I really hope there is a way of getting this armour in game.

>>183562556
comes back up in 10 minutes

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Were you ever this person?

I admit I was in the first testfire for Splatoon 1

>>183562503
Your use of amiibos isn't fooling anybody but yourself.

>>183562503
Because the amiibo doesn't count. Nice try though.

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>>183562613
>Splatted BigNnThicc!

Why do burst bombs exist? They are completely useless

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>>183562787
I hope that person is still sticking around and having fun

>>183562787
I thought people throwing multiple burst bombs were hacking because I was under the notion that they took up as much ink as splat bombs.

>>183562095
REMOVE OCTARIANS

>>183562834
Lol
They're probably the highest skill floor special weapon. They help kill people more quickly, can spot out people hiding in ink, can quickly make a large puddle to escape back into your own ink... granted, now that there's no damage up they're a lot worse, but still.

>>183562834
Just wait until more people get a hold of the E-liter, then you'll see.

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>>183562559
It's surprisingly easy my man. It flies automatically so all you have to do is steer, aim and shoot.

>>183562965
>Mine and (other person).

People actually say that? I usually hear "me and (other person)" instead.

>>183562965
If they were humans, would their names be cannie and ballie?

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I really want to see Octolings and Inklings get along. The Octoling homeworld looks so fucking depressing. I mean Inklings are basically starving them to death so no shit they're going to steal the Zapfish

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>>183562734
Thanks for informing me anon
>Check K/D
>17-2
>8-3
>13-3
>6-2
>12-5

>>183563091
Octarian apologists get out

>>183563091
Well, you have the new idols, so maybe the squids are getting more progressive. Not only is Marina an Octoling, she's also a nigger

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If Octolings and Inklings both became playable, who would be the new enemy?

Anyone know when murch will let you add slots?

>>183563248
Humans
alternatively, CAW

>>183563326
But the humans are kill.

>>183563248
Salmonids

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OCTARIAN SYMPATHIZERS GET OUT
OCTARIANS ARE GOOD FOR ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY, TARGET PRACTICE

>>183562834
HA HA HA. Holy shit all these faggots who didn't play Splatoon 1 are making themselves so obvious. Burst bombs are so OP. One of the greatest kits in Splatoon 1 was the E-Liter 3k base kit which contained E-liter, Burst Bombs, and Echolocator. E-liter meant you could kill anyone at long range, Burst Bombs meant no one could beat you close range, and Echolocator was just flat out broken as shit.

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>dislike turf war
>love all ranked modes
>maxed out level and got to A rank in Splatoon 1
>tfw having to force myself to play hundreds of turf wars before I can get to the good stuff in Splatoon 2

I haven't played Splatoon in a year and I adore Splatoon 2 so far, but the fact that I have to play the only thing I don't like about it for so long makes me a sad inkling.

Level 7... Just a little more. Ugh.

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>>183558959
Marina is a smug bitch and I love her

Why is Marina's zipper the size of Pearl's forehead?

Hoo boy, two roller weapons in Salmon Run.

>>183563475
Hope you've got a meal ticket.

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>>183563546
Is there any GOOD porn of her? Better yet, any futanari porn of her?

>>183563648
>good porn
>futanari porn
Pick one.

New Salmon Run is up, all the people I play with are dead. Give me your friend code so we can abort some Salmon fetuses.

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TIME TO RUN

>>183563546
I don't get Nintendo's logic sometimes. They've shown they can do Octolings in a playable setting, but they only add an Octoling idol who for some reason doesn't seem to be hated by the local population despite everyone in this world wanting to exterminate them to the last person.

I still think Pearl is a gremlin, but I'm starting to like her.

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>>183563634
What do you mean?

>>183563712
That's only if they have balls. Ball-less futa is a godsend.

>>183563712
>One
por que no los dos?

>>183563354
So are cats

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>>183563740
How much do you bet we get a humanized cute girl version of salmons just like with Octolings and Inklings? Alternatively, how would people feel about Sharkgirls being added to the game? Pic related.

>>183563269
20

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Anon please
>18-7
>25-6
>5-0
>8-1
>33-5
these are all cherry-picked

>>183563712
>he doesn't like octopus women with dicks

Fuckin' gay

>>183563750
No one outside of New Squidbeak knows what's going on with the octarians. The only way they'd know is if they studied history, and why do that when there's battles to be won?

>>183561696
Human skin is tougher than a squid, so it might be from poison ivy to nothing at all, except like a very light sunburn

Are Grillers new?

I just got Hero Shot Replica. Should I try to go for Hero Brush as well?

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How would you feel if DJ Octavio was a cute christmas cake octoling who is mad because she can't get a boyfriend?

>>183563957
Hero Slosher

>>183563750
Playable Octolings is the Splatoon series' "Get out of Jail Free" card. They'll pull them out when the series isn't selling 4m+ copies when all they added was 1 new weapon and a horde mode.

Wow, 3 different times Pearl said something on Off The Hook and not once did Marina say anything to bully her.

>tfw trying to beat the Charger boss with the shooter
This is some bullshit

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>>183564021
So basically, we're never getting playable Octolings because by the time the series is considered a liability, they'll just cancel it.

Fuck you Nintendo

>>183563907
They're event only, but they've always been there. They were in the E3 demo too, but they looked like regular bosses there. Maybe I'm crazy, though?

Anyone have any success buffing a small scratch off the Switch screen?

>Enjoying my Splatoon 2
>Suddenly fat cunt who lives above me falls
>Shakes my entire living room
>Picture falls off the wall
>Frame knocks the Switch dock forward
>Get a small scratch on my screen

Ye im fucking pissed. If I didn't know the bitch above me was at least 400lbs I would have thought it was a bomb.

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>inkbrush
>roller
>splatling

>>183564113
>someone being fat enough to shake the room below them after falling
Did she fucking die?

>>183564161
Yeah, everyone I've played with so far is getting raped with these weapons. Gonna pass on this round of Salmon Run.

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>>183563206
This is true, but she seems like a well behaved negro, and not very niggerly at all. When she pretends to be ghetto, she does it for her job, not that she actually speaks that way. Based has for making 2d brown

>>183563546
Remove smug and your post is accurate

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>>183564113
fucking kek

>>183563897
If no one knows about Octolings why the fuck are they okay with Marina?

>>183563356
Do Salmonids come from Dar El Salmon?

>>183564208
If she did someone is puppeteering her body cause I hear her stomping

Four weeks till my lease is up and I am gone. They moved in about 2 months ago. My landlord is cutting me a deal where she is letting me out a month early due to how bad it is (Yes I got this deal notarized so she can't flake). She can't give fatty and friend the boot because MUH DISCRIMINATION, but its so fucking bad.

>>183564320
I mean I am more laughing than anything. The scratch is small as fuck and in the bottom left corner (Plus I don't really play it handheld much), just more curious than anything.

>>183564113
When a massively fat person falls it usually causes hell on their body. Emergency-room visiting levels of hell.Just hope she's dead.

I've heard some people were able to buff away very minor scratches. Basically you're removing the plastic around the scratch until the scratch disappears.

There are also glass/plastic scratch-be-gone repair goop stuff that people use for glasses but I've heard that some of them will only make it worse unless you use it in a very specific way.

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>>183563648
No futa yet, but I'm sure her tentacles can assrape your faggot ads. Just check gelbooru
>>183564278
You obviously haven't been looking at her face while she says bitch things

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Can someone explain to me why the fuck people want Octolings to be playable? They're pretty ugly and don't really fit in the world of Splatoon in terms of playable races. It'd unbalance multiplayer since they look too different.

>>183564335
If some guy showed up at from eastern sckdnevic most people's reaction would be more along the lines of "there's a place called eastern sckdnevic? Who knew." same deal here.

>>183564335
Greedy capitalism plus endless social conditioning to accept new things as better to further profits? They are like Hyper usa, but if our kids were given a ton of money and endless commercials. They'll probably love her simply because she is different and create a Splatoon refugee crisis, where squid /pol/ wants to hang them all

>>183564436
I can hear her laughing up there. I donno if I am even going to bother yet. I'd be more willing if I knew that in the event of a fuckup (However unlikely) I could just replace the screen but I can't seem to find any

So, I haven't really felt this drive to want to get really good at a game in a while. Probably since TF2. Anyone else feeling that way?

>>183564508
>small visual change, a la different gear
>unbalance multiplayer
kek

Fuck it, I'm gonna grind for another Replica. Probably Dualies.

>>183564597
>I can't seem to find any
Not even the knockoff Switches have been released. Spare parts probably won't be available for another few months, if not well into next year. Still, according to ifixit the switch seems to be a fairly repairable device.

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>Brush and Roller in rotation for Salmon Run
No, I liked getting raped by anything outside of basically touching distance, it's okay. I certainly don't mind how low range this entire rotation is aside from the splatling.

>>183564508
>unbalance multiplayer
Probably not, since the tentacle hair can change color, and they might just have race war turf wars

Marina is a fucking goddess and I want to breed her night and day

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>>183565026
Check gelbooru, all the new stuff is of marina. I just wish my kids would look Mexican if you fucked her

>>183564113
No, but I do have a scratch on my joycon because my roommate put my switch in its dock awkwardly. He doesn't give a shit about anyone else's possessions and he grabbed it and put it back before I could ask him to just place it on the table or elsewhere. He's so proud of being an awful person and actively avoids becoming less shitty. Its annoying as hell.

You puttin in that work for Mr. Krabs?

>>183564812
I just watched a screen replacement vid. It's pretty simple conceptually, but I don't have the parts and the scratch is so minor its not worth it at all.

>>183565104
I used to have a roommate like that so I know your pain.

When one of his best friends Mom died, he said to him "People die dude, welcome to life"

He isn't wrong, but at least sugarcoat it a bit Jesus. His friend was devastated because it came from nowhere.

Anybody a profreshanal?
I've lost six times in a row, barely by anything. Keeps going into time.

What is your favorite weapon? Tri-Bucket here.

>Slowly getting demoted because Salmon run keeps putting me with only 2 people

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>suddenly goldies show up

salmon run is literally unplayable with this set. If the person with the splatling is a dumbshit you just lose because nobody else can deal with the steelheads

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>tfw haven't enjoyed a multiplayer game this much since Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
I'm actually so glad I got a Switch

>>183565506
Brush can do it in 1 cycle if it gets right in steelhead's face

>>183565506
get
good

>>183565439
Didn't even know that was possible

>>183563867
Nintendo could do so much with the waifu game but they've got a good showing thus far

also unf

>>183559167
Nah, it doesn't come close to the original Splatoon final boss hype.
It's good, but it was nothing new.

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>can't get above overachiever

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>the cannons do nothing to a flyfish
who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

>>183565391
I'm a profreshanal and I've lost tons of matches too, mostly because of the team getting overwhelmed.

>the boss siren goes off every two seconds for the entire wave.

>>183559438
I feel you. The connection has been garbage for me today. I've probably disconnected from a third of all my matches.

Anyone else annoyed that they still rotate between two stages instead of just having all stages available at once?
Really, what is the purpose of this?

>/ink/ has become a bunch of co-op babies
>/ink/'s understanding of game balance is even worse than ever
>/ink/ can't even use high skill weapons like Blaster/Charger/Splatling effectively

I weep for the state of my general.

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>tfw you and your teammates throw a bomb on both launchers on the flyfish

>>183566023
(You)

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>Salmon run puts me as solo
What the fuck is this bullshit

Today's salmon run set's tough to use. Anyone got any strategies? I started having more success when I actively guarded the splatling, since it gets rushed really easily and the charge time spells its demise.

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>>183566023
>complaining that people aren't god-tier players THREE DAYS after launch
Literally kill yourself

>>183559559
Nintendo's dumb.

Just skipped from B- to A- in Splatzones. Splatling is so much more fun in this game with little to no charger players.

>>183566004
So you're bad at counting or something?
>2 stages for TW
>2 stages for ranked
>2 stages for league

I don't necessarily think it's the best, but it adds flavor to the game. Splatoon is all about creating the feeling of this active and vibrant world of squids.


>>183566145
Newfag please. Not only should you have played the first one, but there's been an absurd amount of demo time. Y'all are just bad.

>>183566153
>tfw enemy charger while playing charger
We both just end up scoring low and spending the whole match dueling. It's the best kind of shitty feeling.

>>183562965
Thanks doc

>>183560000
I'm way better with chargers in Splatoon 2 so far, but I know that's probably only because I'm not fighitng an assload of japs who can insta kill me without even looking.

>high tide
>1 dc
>all snakes and junkets
God that was awful

>Get the octobrush
>Can't reach steelheads
Fuck me

FUCKING GLOWFLIES ON WAVE 3 IN HIGH TIDE

Don't play Salmon Run right now if you wish to retain your rank.

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Defend this marinafags

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>Roommate sees the horde mode
>"Uh-oh, playerbase is gonna split. You know casuals love any mode that they can't be bad at."
>Suddenly /ink/ is entirely PvE lovers

Good lord he was right.

>>183566507
That's why they put it on time limits.

After launch weekend, it's gonna be active less often.

Jesus, I played the first game extensively too, but is the elitism really necessary?

Give people time to learn the game.

>>183563546
Pearl and Marina are basically just Callie and Marie with different skins. Bit of a shame.

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>>183566464
>implying you wouldn't make fun of pearl too

>>183566553
What's your play style? I play as support (yes, really) with a paint roller, so I prioritize paint saving, ink resistance, and special gauge filling up quicker/using less ink.

Just beat the first singleplayer world with all weapons. Good GOD was that shit painful.
I don't wanna do this but my completionist instincts are nagging at me hard. god dammit marie why did you have to be right

I want to diddle a squiddle

>>183565104
>>183564812
>>183564436
So I decided to get up and take a look at it before bed. Something compelled me to put a dab of spit on the digitizer portion and rub it.

Turns out it wasn't a scratch, it was a scuff. Looks good as new

Deff buying a nice protector tomorrow

>>183566553
It's really just preference at this point. The only thing that was really mandatory before was damage up for chargers and that combo is gone now. If you like being sneaky you may want Ninja Squid as one of your major slots.

Right now I have three 3-slot items and I'm just chain scrubbing them as I get money until I decide what type of 'build' I want.

>>183566335
We might have had a chance if I didn't get sucker punched by the Chum when taking out that 2nd steel eel.
>Manage to get around it solo
>fire at the pilot with my duelies
>Almost dead
>LOL Fryingpan
>Smacks me straight into the jetstream and splats me.

This is worse than that one time I tried to run away to survive on the last round and 3 stingers were all aiming at me.
Thank god someone managed to escape, the map on the other side was completely inked by the enemy, I had the splatling and a fucking flyfish was firing at me too.

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>>183566464
D-delete this right now...

>>183566656
If you wanna stay motivated, I'd recommend doing each weapon individually throughout each world. Redoing each level with every weapon and then moving onto the next is just painful.

>>183566464
>doesn't understand friendly banter
Back to /r9k/ with you

The campaign feels long was fuck compared to first. Especially once you get to W3/W4 where the collectables are well hidden

>You have to complete every level with a weapon to unlock the hero skin

>>183566750
Fuck off you cancerous piece of shit. Wojack and pepe aren't welcome in /ink/.

Yesterday I got 100 perfreshional today i've lost 5 matches in a row. Every single time I lost has been because we got spawns where the splatling player has to be good.

Instead they are never good and we get 7 steelheads and stingers running around. The only job anyone that isn't the splatling has today is to throw grenades into flyfish and keep the area clear of little shit so the splatling can kill bosses

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reposting with more details

What abilities should I be putting on my gear? Are the sub-slots as important as they used to be? I've heard that diminishing returns happen a lot more often now, which ones should I know about?

>>183566771
are the levels as interestingly designed as the 1st game? i really liked them and they reminded me of super mario galaxy, but i thought that other than using amiibos, i was left wanting more levels

>>183566607
>Pearl and Marina are basically just Callie and Marie with different skins.
And much less charm.

>>183566764
>Insults her height
>Her intelligence
>Her playstyle
>Her attention span
>Took a jab at her while she remembers some childhood trauma
>Tries to guilt trip pearl because she didn't claim marina was her best friend
>Rejects pearls invite to a new store because she'd rather play a video game
Nah but that's ok because pearl called her a tech geek ONCE right ?

Why did they localize Marina to be so rude to Pearl? I've heard in the original Japanese she's much more tame and not as sassy.

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>get out of car, grab ice cream and switch
>go to close car door
>my dumbass lets go of my switch without thinking
>slow motion as it falls to the ground
>lands on its back with a loud SMACK
>drop my ice cream in horror
>too scared to pick it up and see if it still works or if there's scratches, don't gaf about 2 dollar ice cream
>slowly pick it up, turn it on
>no scratches
>everything is working fine, nothing seems busted, played several rounds of Splet without incident (not to jinx it actually being damaged somehow)
>no scratches except for one super tiny one on the back of the left controller, barely noticeable
Thank you, Nintendo, for building such sturdy consoles. I nearly shit myself and turned my vanilla ice cream into chocolate. I do have a warranty on it but it'd still suck if I had to get a new one and lose all of my Splatoon and BOTW data on it.

this shit is impossible

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>>183566464
>>183566971
>>183566998
>mfw Pearl is the Rich Evans of Splatoon 2
>but less funny

Do I have to keep my posts on twitter in order for it to be seen? I usually delete screenshots after I download them on my computer.

>>183564980
>race war turf war

I didn't know I wanted this until now.

>>183566756
Yeah, probably gonna do that from now on. Playing through the same level 9 times in a row would be too maddening even for me to do, especially considering I have to do it about 30 more times.

Anyone else having a lot of disconnects today? Yesterday was pretty good, but today it's been awful.

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Can Octolings and Inklings ever co-exist peacefully and have fun as friends?

>>183566445
Huh? I managed to increase my pay to 185% And while we dropped a few matches we didn't get a pay cut, not once.

Only time we got buttfucked was high tide, fly fish+steel eel or that mothership bullshit.

>>183567015
They aren't as strong as they used to be but I did drop my 3DS once and it worked fine. My Gamecube, on the other hand, I'm pretty sure was immortal until it died from old age.
>dropped it countless times as a kid
>one assblasted friend took it and threw it against the wall
>accidentally fell on it twice
>angrily smashed my fists against it a few times
>accidentally dropped it into a pool
>another assblasted friend slammed it against the floor
>still took it ~13 years (4 without a single incident) to finally go belly up
Goodnight, sweet prince. You served me well.

>>183567245
That's a sad story Anon . You should gut it and make it into a decorative object .

>>183566971
>muh feefees
>>183566998
you'd think being forced to remain silent about an ongoing war against your own race would put you on edge as well as harbor a deep-seeded hatred for inklings

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>sheldon request
>it's a charger level

>>183567015
Well, it is Nintendo after all. Their shit is built to last all the abuse kids put into it

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>Get a natural triple from my Grizz shirt
>It's special charge up
I AM CONFLICTED

>>183566464
That's easy, its not canon.
Marina is a shy and demure girl who looks up to her sempai. The shitty changes Treehouse makes should be taken as seriously as out-of-character fanfics.

>Salmon Run
>Get paired with 3 non Japs
>Lose
>Get paired with 3 Japs
>Win every time
Hmmm

>>183567532

I see nothing wrong with that.

>>183567473
>Brella level
Please no

>>183567641
I like the brella

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>>183567327
It has its own shrine in my drawer. I plan on getting a new one or maybe sending it in to be refurbished by Nintendo since apparently that's a thing they're doing. I still wish to play it but I can't, it just won't read any CDs no matter how pristine they are. I'll get new memory cards to swap the data onto and maybe get new game discs since some of them are pretty scratched up.

That gamecube was there for me when my (((friends))) weren't. Just realized I never even gave it a name. Kind of an autistic thing to do, I know, but it deserves one, goddammit. It's gotten more action than everyone ITT.

well looks like thermal ink does literally nothing

>>183567637
How's it feel to get carried by lifeless Nips?

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>>183567641
>he doesn't like the umbrella
this thing is fun as fuck, I hope it gets patched in next week or sooner
>>183567683
>he stuck his dick in a gamecube
this may be one of the most autistic things I have read all week, and /vp/ is my fucking home board

>>183567785
Great

Anyone else think the Brella won't see any serious use in multiplayer?
It just seems like a gimmick thing they made because it seemed cool for singleplayer.
The shield idea is neat, I guess, but you can only keep it up for like two seconds before it acts like a worse curling bomb.

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>>183566464
who this bitch thinks she is

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>>183567683
Name it Cor The Immortal.

>>183567840
A-Anon, I think they mean they played it a lot, not...Jesus christ...

>>183567015
>>183567245
I accidentally dropped my 3ds in a parking lot and it got ran over by a car. The only damage was a few dead vertical lines on the bottom screen and the control slider didn't work as well. Other than that it worked fine and I was able to transfer my data to a new one.

>>183567532

chunk it

>>183567840
The brella is interesting, but it just wasn't fun at all in the singleplayer.

>>183567637
you got paired up with japs? i thought this game had regional matchmaking only

>fighting 2 guys
>back up
>3 markers from my team between me and the enemies
>lose match because it was the last 30 seconds

fucking dumbshits everytime

>>183567015
>tfw my cat knocked down my Wii from a fairly high shelf several times and it still works perfectly to this day
I don't know how Ninty does it

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I want Marina to do that record scratch animation on the tip of my 7 inch dicklette for at least 5 minutes.

Also, I just finished Story mode. What became of the Squid sisters?

Are they just ex-celebs now living life after being stars?

Future DLC?

Future... Splatfests?

>>183568176
We may get a Pineapple Pizza vs No Pineapple Pizza splatfest in the future

>>183567998
I get paired with Japs every now and again and I an not in Jap either.
Maybe its just connection quality based rather then location?

>>183568176
We know they're not ex-celebs, considering they released a hit new single after the story. They're likely just regular celebrities still

>>183565438
Rapid Blaster, my baby got buffed to heaven

>>183567998
>>183568259
90% of my games are filled with at least half japs (I live in australia)
It's gotten to the point where I can figure out which team will win based on how many japs they have.

So, what do you want to see in the inevitable balance patch?
And more importantly, what do you expect?

Never use any piece of thermal ink gear it's not worth it. It only reveals enemies that are behind walls after you tag them and only for about 4 seconds and only if they aren't in squid form. Unless you hit an octobrush who is running away you are never going to be in a scenario where it matters

>>183568372
Making hero weapons available without doing all the missions with them.

holy fuck why do they do this i just want the cool looking dulies

>>183568176
They must've just become regular celebrities again

I really hope they're not just completely forgotten about, the squid sisters feel like iconic members of the Splatoon series, and Pearl/Marina don't have the same charm that they do

>>183568176
They're still around, and still celebrities.

Future DLC or splatfests? One can hope they'll show up in them, but I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.

Honestly I just went for the 1200 bonus in Salmon Run. This rotation is pretty shitty desu

>>183568509
That's what I've been saying. Nintendo would have to be mad to just drop them- I mean, would they really decide to let them fade into the background after holding all those hologram-powered "live performances"?

>>183568372
flyfish nerfs

how the fuck are you supposed to do mothership waves with this weapon loadout
why is the brush so useless

>High tide glow fish
>Team standing around in the middle instead of the platform behind the basket
Why

>>183568372
stingray buffs

aka just give us a crosshair while using it and it should be way easier to use naturally

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>>183567683
>It's gotten more action than everyone ITT

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>>183563206
She isn't an octoling though, she's a cuddlefish.

>>183568372
I expect Flyfish can be damaged by just shooting into their bins. Bombs are too ink expensive, and flyfish are too destructive, for a run to rely on people being able to successfully lob them in to a flyfish while under pressure.

>>183569012
You are delusional about a very strange thing

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>"Hey, Agent 4, I REALLY need some data from you. You mind doing that?|
>Gives you the Hero Blaster
>On level 19

Fuck you, Sheldon. Missing a shot and making it result in an immediate death must be some amazing data you're getting.

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>>183569012
now you know that's not true

Ink Armor is some useles ass shit. Only good for an instant reload on your ink.

>>183569247
that is some quality-ass bait

>>183569313
I think he still has the mindset of the old game and wanting to have it as an i win button. probably using it mid combat and shit.

not to block specials, not to survive a sniper or a stray bomb. but wants to go ye elden time commando

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>>183569218
>two years ago she saw you fight DJ Octavio

>>183569132
>Maws, the other boss that is intended to be killed with bombs, only requires one bomb to kill and doesn't have to be aimed at and can already be shot at normally
seriously who the hell designed Flyfish

>>183568225
I'd say it'd be neat to see splat fests swap between the two idol groups, but they'd never do that in fear of confusing people who never beat the story.

>>183569428
It's going to turn out that the final bossfight in Splatoon 1 was the catalyst that ended up reuniting the mutant cephalopod cultures of the earth's far future.

That's what Cuttlefish and etc are up to.

>>183569428
Did she see me die repeatedly the first time I fought him
that's kinda embarrassing desu

I beat story mode. What a fuckin ride that was.

Now to unironically get the Hero Blaster.

The skill of your gear are random or are there skills that are exclusive to the brand?
Are there a site that list out which brand is more likely to give you which skill?

>>183569424
So yeah completely useless, those are such specific situations that you can avoid on your own.

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>Marie is a chargerfag

I should have known.

Just got the Hero Shot and the Dulies. Should I try to go for the Charger now?

>>183569443
I mean, I'm afraid of salmon run getting too easy if flyfish are nerfed in the way I proposed, but the devs can easily just increase spawnrates to fix that or something. Increase boss health. So its not a huge concern.

Its just flyfish stick out way too much from other bosses.

Oh yeah and they're the only boss that can fuck with your entire group regardless of the distance between you and it. Absurd.

What are the milestones to get amiibo gear?

>>183569718
You can be the coolest kid on the block if you have a hero brella when that releases.

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>>183563206
>Half of /ink/ hates Marina because she's black
>Half of /ink/ hates her because she's an octoling
>Half of /ink/ hates her for her shitty personality
What a character

>Moray Towers and Port Mac on the same rotation
rank 14 can wait until I get off tomorrow I guess
>>183569691
>he hasn't played S1

>>183569745
Matches played, it seems.

>>183569691
They literally mentions she uses chargers a lot in the first game.

>>183569735
>Oh yeah and they're the only boss that can fuck with your entire group regardless of the distance between you and it. Absurd

Wow I almost wonder if that was an international design choice to make the game more challenging and make them a high priority threat because it helps fuck with your team across the board. Wonder what the devs were thinking, probably banging their heads against the keyboard on that one, they should balance around retards who don't know how to throw a sub special.

>>183569786

I felt that the Brella was a little underpowered in SP, though. Maybe if they buff it up for multiplayer.

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Hey /ink/!

Tell your players to focus on their own damn game instead of ruining ours!

Signed - /xivg/