>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
http://www.dotabuff.com/
http://www.opendota.com/
http://www.datdota.com/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
>>183520393
>dotards PAID MONEY for day9
>Not cucked
Wew lads
>>183543309
First for Zoo Dota
Sajedene did all those gangbangs for nothing.
PLANET DISBAND
>Huskar at 10% health has 50% magic resistance from his passive
>Anti-Mage always has 50% magic resistance from his passive
Hmmmm
>>183543458
B L O W J O B Q U E E N
>>183543458
saj is too pure to post here
JUST GIVE US THE AEGIS ALREADY
did matu do any slaps??
>ez finals
NA BTFO
NU MALES BTFO
>day9 hosting and controlling all important aspects of OUR TI
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN DOTABROS
WHATS OUR RECOVERY PLAN
>>183543458
Reminder that you shouldn't play dota on empty testes. They're called semen demons for a reason. They sap your dota strength.
>>183543524
FUCK YOU MAN
>>183543487
What does it mean?
Was dying so much on AM Resolution's fault or his team's?
>>183543458
Lewd
>Liquid fell into a honeypot
They're fucked in TI.
>>183543593
who caers dude no one watches TI for the host and pannels anyways
>>183543401
I'm not sure how one can get cucked the earth-covered bones, teeth and assorted maggots of a game. Could you please explain this to me with graphs and pictures?
>>183543638
did she enbiggen her tits?
superior korean coming through
>>183543630
you dont pick cm against push line up
you dont pick 4 protect 1 against push line up
they got baited
How do we stop day9?
>>183543630
WR pick was meh. She is still a poor hero.
>his teams collapse every year at the Only Tournament That Matters
>>183543593
>WHATS OUR RECOVERY PLAN
biding our time and pulling strings to get /ourguy/ in as host next year, of course
>>183543658
>implying Liquid won't 3-0 EG in the grand finals
Lmao @ you
>>183543714
They were always kinda big
>Doubters
>>183543780
kuro has an oddly shaped head
Misery is fucking garbage.
>>183543606
that's why you (she) empty them after a series of frustrating games
>>183543696
Is there something wrong with Matumbaman or something right with Matumbaman
>>183543593
I mute the stream when games aren't being played like I've done since TI2.
>>183543828
>implying they would ever be in top 3
LGD, LFY and VP would like to have a word for you.
>>183543684
that's hot
>>183543826
>Dotard familiar with Randy Savage's random promos with random stuff that other wrestler's dared and bet him he couldn't do that he blew out of the water
you know
you're not all bad dee two gee
you are not all bad.
>>183543867
>>183543780
>kuro is a literal brainlet
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>183543916
>not watching the superior RuHub
What's wrong with you?
>>183543780
Kuro is gonna look like a cross between a slav gangster and a terrorist in 5 years.
>all these tributes
All I hear is "p-p-please dont euthanize our game" "p-p-please dont quit dota 2" "i-i-its our livelihood p-p-plaease"
rate it out of 10
Can't beat that early game
>>183543867
He's getting flabbier. He's walking Puppey's road.
>>183543896
I think he got his haircut in NA
What does the average gulagite think of the casters invited to TI? I like the list in general except I'm not sure Bulldog can take a camera work seriously
Also why do people keep using the word "talent", what are the casters/analysts/whatever called in other esports? Someone has probably a better term that we can steal.
>>183543994
>>183544003
can you guys calm down thanks.
>falling for a honeypot right before TI
>>183543896
You tell me
Day9 will host TI7?
How did this happen?
Why did we not interfere?
>>183543896
Both, finnish autism is perfect in every way.
>>183544242
day9 is /r/ourguy/
>>183544242
Starbulls are too quick and clever. We underestimated them.
>>183543826
who is /ourguy/?
It seems really easy to chokepoint jungle on radiant but how do you do it with the camps in dire?
>>183544085
>>183543962
>VP
what did anon mean by this?
>>183544142
A mixture of good hypecast and pure cancer (literally and figuratively).
facebros sure do know how to wear a meme thin without it ever being amusing
>thinks posts are supposed to make other people laugh as opposed to making them annoyed or angry
what website etc etc
>>183544179
>Not realizing that TI is the actual honeypot.
>you're a swedeuck "captain" of an american team and this guy comes and slaps Arteezy's ass
Your reaction?
>>183544491
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE IS TELLING EU AND NA TO FUCK OFF
Ayy can somebody post the video where notail calls iceiceice a taunt spamming faggot?
>>183544543
do me next
>>183544491
He should just quit dota and become and underwear model.
Do you think Valve waits a couple weeks after Synderen loses the qualifiers to send him the invitation to cast or do they go "hey bro, I know you just lost the qualifier but since you are free on the first week of august would you like to cast?"
>>183544543
Misery is danish
>>183544142
idc, i never watch the panel segments
>>183544516
I see you don't know what amusing means my good ESL thirdie
Reminder that all kuro fans are confirmed thirdies and/or manlets
What yuro would root for the literal demographic which is cucking him and destroying his nation(s)?
>>183544676
Arteezy isn't on odd, anon
>>183544142
I think esl just started calling them talent. It's ironic though since the ones with the talent are the ones playing the game. Commentators etc are the talentless.
>>183544676
>reading comprehension
>>183544491
MURDER SPREE WHEN?
>>183544727
Still better than supporting literal terrorists like SumaiL or Universe.
How did wacka flacka flame made it to dream league. I missed the stream today . Wtf was that
Wait, so if Liquid lost the TI, does it mean there will be jihad?
>>183544701
Why would I want to amuse a general infested with worthless fucking cretins
Only bros on superior boards deserve that -- all the way from /lit/ to /sp/
No coposter.
Not for you.
>>183544491
with VP upcoming TI win, navi will kick dendi and form a golden navi generation with reso and puppey
CIS domination is back
>>183544491
When you have Moon in your team without someone to put a leash in him, such things become sort of common
>>183544902
I thought Puppey left Na'Vi because he couldn't stand the management. Why would he go back?
>>183544842
They're only terrorists in yuroland where your leftism allows their religion of peace to spread.
And the general has died
>>183545006
cause they will finally kick dendi
>>183545037
Do you remember 9/11? Or that gay nightclub?
>no more esports
I guess I can fill my time with wageslavery
>>183545264
How many trucks will it take until you learn?
>>183544543
>>183544853
Answer you stupid <5k shitlords. No one cares what you think about your "opinions"
>>183543401
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>183545409
Can't he join Dendi and Loda and have some fun watching others play doto?
MVP for the series
Game 1: w33
Game 2: Reso
Game 3: Miracle
Game 4: Miracle
Game 5: Matu
>>183545428
Fuck you. I don't like men anyway. I prefer animals
Cute dick tho
waka flocka is our guy
>>183545349
Yeah but the middle east is right next to europe, they're connected.
>>183545578
>you can only be an MVP if you're on the winning team
Playing from behind requires more skill
>>183544747
>>183544808
crit is too dumb burgers
>>183545753
That's why they need border control and to reduce or eliminate immigration
But everyone on this website is already well versed in this. Only reddos dispute.
>liquid won
LMFAOING @ white people right now
>>183545409
Why do pros do this after losing a game?
Fresh OC boys, you can all save it
>>183545910
what? planet odd wasnt particularly white
>>183545970
What is the BHC of dota? Loli Pugna?
>>183545995
and? liquid is our team. We are taking your women, erasing your culture, and now taking over your videogames too. stay mad white boy
>>183546047
gotta go with Luna
you know what? if loda got invited to TI this place would be a shitshow
>>183546047
What is BHC
Purge can't even get hired for the newbie stream but his student gets to host TI. Sajedene has fake tits. What a time to be alive.
>>183546131
>not even made in MS Paint
it's gotta be OC reaction images or redraws to be comparable to BHC.
>>183546309
Blue Hair Chan, the mascot of /scv/.
>>183545783
>most valuable
>losing
sorry bro. the best player wins the game. not the most mechanically skilled. this isnt starcuck
>>183546346
The previous OP was OC me tinks
the death knell sounds
>>183546392
Alright. You're right. I'll reconsider my stance on this subject
Odds: Watch JoJo
Evens: Play Dark Souls 3
0: Play DotA 2
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>183546475
stop editing pictures you shit
>>183546620
xaxaxaxa you here forever ))
>>183546620
helpb-best 2 out of 3?
>>183546756
Practice your tread switching or something
>>183546620
Time to get ready for my first game in 4 months...
I'm feeling Omniknight or Abaddon
>>183546916
Roll again
Odds- Omni
Evens- Abba
0- Invoker :^)
>>183547017
haha
just synced my phone to ranked, let's do this. Valve needs to stop spamming me with BUY A GOYPENDIUM though
what will moon do knowing his career is over?
>>183547174
He can always stream and make a respectable amount of shekels
why do the queue times suck so much? You'd think it'd be easy to get a 2k mmr game
>>183547486
unsubscrib
>>183547486
>US WEST
not very populated server, try US EAST if you have decent ping there (and can handle the Peruvians)
>>183547174
Make video edits from players.
>buddy and i queue into draskyl, me playing bloodseeker
>he bitches about bloodseeker for 45 min as we win
Odds - I cut off my cock
Evens - I fork out my eyes
0 - I play dota
>>183548240
GET FUCKED NIGGER
>>183548240
>0
>>183548240
eks dee
>>183548240
what a terrible fate
>>183548240
so this is how we repopulate the playerbase
>>183546475
>Blizzard and nintendo dominating twitch
I want to kill myself now.
>>183548240
It always works
>>183548240
Oh God I'm so sorry
post (additional) laughing bulldogs please
Anyone watching this resolution stream from dreamhack? he is not watching miracle am perspective... this shit is depressing 2bh
>>183548682
now*
Who is the most ridiculously unnecessarily complicated hero in the game, and are they any good?
1-2: finish Vanquish
3-4: finish Uncharted 1
5-6: play more Yakuza 0
7-8: masturbate
9: speedrun MGS1
0: play dota
>>183548930
>>183548930
LMAO
>>183548930
>>183548930
>>183548240
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENSHOT
>>183548930
p-please tell me you guys are using scripts
>>183548873
i guess it's chen
pretty awful right now
>>183548930
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
>>183549000
>doom picture
>000
what is going on guys? Is this Dota Satan himself?
After TI Reso could join:
Navi
Vega
Some SEA team
After TI w33 could join:
Team Freedom but as a 1/2 core with CCNC
Secret
OG
After TI Moon could join absolutely no one because he fucking sucks and no one wants him.
>>183548873
oracle
I still dont really understand how he works
i really wish this faggot kumiko poster would kill themselves
seriously what motivates them to live stupid ass motherfucker pisses me off fucking die
>>183549293
>implying it's just one poster
your pain; our pleasure
>>183549293
well maut didn't get invited so I guess the moonduck house can organize a murder-suicide thing
>>183549613
yes that would be nice
>1-9 masturbate
>0 play dota
Oh wow would you look at that not being a scryptfag sure is boring
>>183549223
He's not that hard to understand. You just have to keep in mind that one or two of your abilities do the same thing to both friends and foes, damage included.
It takes some thought to figure it out, and good execution to make it work well, but he's really useful when you figure him out.
Great harass in laning phase, invaluable in teamfights.
>>183549293
What did he(reddit) mean by this?
>>183549690
No escape.
>>>183546475
ITS TOO STRONG
wth rollan
>1-9 finish doom cause it's free trial
>0 play dota
1-9 play dota
0 don't play dota
>>183549690
But I don't have the game installed
>>183549690
>>183549871
hey marmalade
>>183549690
what
1-9: OG gets 15th place
0: OG disbands mid tournament
>>183550062
era trixi notail fly h4nn1
>>183549690
Good job
Battle Cup Updates?
Just got 1-1 with two Peruvians, 1 Mexican and a Russian (idk how that happened)
>inb4 how can we post updates if we're going 4-0
1: Liquid wins TI
2: EG wins TI
3: OG wins TI
4: VP wins TI
5: LGD wins TI
6: Newbee wins TI
7: Secret wins TI
8: IG wins TI
9: TNC wins TI
0: DC wins TI and bulbahaters are forever BTFO
>>183550324
based
>>183550324
Rollin
1-9: d2g is forever trench
0: d2g will get 9k
>>183550609
>so close
>>183550324
rolling
>>183550324
>>183550324
Is Spirit Breaker the free win hero?
>>183550324
[smiles in russian]
>>183550324
uhmm, where is C9?
>>183550931
yes even if you are a brain dead chimp with no hands
>>183550931
there is no actual free win hero (
>>183551190
>>183546620
>>183547486
I honestly felt like I didn't know what I was doing half that game. My CS was pretty bad and I got caught out too much.
>>183551596
2K MMR lUl
>>183551096
only if you get dubs
>>183551756
it's okay because I have 5 times more than mmr than games played. If I keep that up I'll be 5k in 1000 games!
>Solo queue
>End up in several "fuck you take a loss" games with cancer stacks
>Get reported for being unable to carry them as offlaner vs trilane after they lose their lanes feed with retard draft
>-1000 behavior score for being unfortunate enough to be paired up with these people
WTF I hate democracy now
>>183543501
huskar's used to scale to 99% at 1% hp but he got nerfed
>>183551857
gonna need a 60% winrate, doable if you're good
Weird question, but how do I get more gpm?
I play 4 and while I'm winning most of my games and I think my game impact is large, it's always like 250gpm whether I win or lose
I buy lots of wards and selfless team items but I'm always underneath the pos5 by 75-100 gpm
I rarely farm and try to do stuff on the map, and while I think I can get away with it now (I'm barely 3k), I think this will come back and bite me in the ass if my mmr gets higher
is it possible to change announcers, or pick a teammate's announcer, in the middle of a game in the "new" 7.00 client?
>>183551596
Lol how the fuck did u win that game.
Even at 3k that would be a a 30 min loss
Kneel before your King
>>183552580
why, just based off the draft?
Odds: buy absovler
Evens: Jack off to the first link posted
0: Play dota
>>183552872
http://poetry.rotten.com/handoff/
have fun
>>183552872
https://e621.net/post/show/1217075/2015-all_fours-animated-anthro-armor-auroth_the_wi
>>183552601
Starcuccs are so happy purgegaymers has accepted to mentor their leader :^)
>>183552750
Yeah
Just a shadow blade RP by Magnus and everyone except you would've died.
>Spirit breaker + Legion commander vs Slark and Sniper without Linken's
Would've been one of those 7-48 in team kill count games. Incredible.
>>183552601
>>183553063
>tfw I was a starcrump from 2010-2013
>tfw I've been a dotard from 2014-2017
Decisions, decisions ..
does anyone from here want to party up and play some dotes? I'm like 2k but don't have friends that play dota anymore.
>>183553190
we only had two bad team fights and that was when we got raped by RP. So I'd probably hand it to the fact that the Magnus was bad that we were able to win the team fights
Valve needs to put out one more sale so we can break 25 million, how many days do we have left?
evens: Rylai
odds: Lina
>>183553548
You forgot
0: Pugna
>>183553372
you are not a dotard. You just dead game post and install dota when you are so weak willed you decide you just NEED to play one more game at one in the morning.
>OG is just gonna sweep everyone at TI
Seriously how can you beat them, they've been looking unstoppable
>>183553548
rolling
Lost most of the old Dota drawfag stuff I collected from back in the day. Trying to collect it all again.
Dumping what I got so far, hoping I get more.
>>183554056
i'll help ya
>>183554003
Really impossible
>>183554056
>>183554056
>>183554056
Anyone got a higher def of this?
>>183554056
>duplicate replies
what dumb nigger coded this site
>>183554056
>teamwipeout
wtf? just who do they think they are trying to fool
>>183554056
Seriously guys what's the plan to stop OG
>>183554825
how do you stop something, which stops itself?
You are forgetting the OG can choke on the same level if not more than VP.
post the sand king comic you know which one
>>183554825
Y-yeah fellow OGbro. They are literally unbeatable.
BSJ is such a hunk
rate my navi team
1 - resolut1on
2 - God
3 - general
4 - sonneiko
5 - biver
>>183555173
>captain that is neither Solo or Puppey
absolute fucking shit 0/10
What is this meme about Kotlguy not being invited? I don't personally dislike the guy, but let's not act like any role the guy could fill wouldn't be better suited for someone else that's already been invited. He's a pretty mediocre caster due to his monotone speaking voice that gets slightly louder to convey hype. He's not suited to being a color commentator or analyst because his understanding of the game is frankly not at an advanced enough level. He doesn't do stat work either so he can't rattle off numbers. The only role he's fairly good at is that of a hosting role, and he doesn't have the personality for that - the terminator memes are pretty accurate. The only reason he'd get invited is as a token invite, and Valve spent that one on the literal cancer patient. Maybe invite him instead of Tortedelini, but let's not act like he's an irreplaceable member of the community. It sucks to put a year's work in and get snubbed, but TI invites are on a merit basis, and I don't see the merit.
>>183555520
solo isnt going anywhere tho anon
had to make it atleast somewhat realistic
>only 10 days until TI
>caring about team regions
>when every team has at least one thirdie and rarely 2 people from the same country
why are dotards so dumb?
>>183555602
>sumail is going to be the first 2 time TI winner
have I been worshiping the wrong god?
>>183555878
its literally what makes esports discussion fun
>>183556161
I kinda miss that guess the hero game, back when people knew how to fucking play it.
new one of the #1 TI analyst
>>183556161
i miss 1 2 3posting
nys sushitfaggot tho
>>183556283
CHECK OUT THESE ITEMS I BOUGHT AT THE END OF A WON GAME WHEN I SOLD EVERYTHING
LOL GUESS THE HERO
EPIC
>>183556338
woah he turned middle aged.
Post TI Secret
1. Reso
2. Midone
3. Ice^3
4. Yap
5. Poopey
This team have any chance?
>>183556717
For sure, I think the current Secret has a good chance of winning too. Sometimes they're amazing and shit on everyone and other times they're garbage and choke completely...
>>183556717
Reso won't go to a loser team. He'll be back to CIS for sure.
Guys, what is clan_iraq currently on? I want to see his latest strat
>>183548682
Am abused the fact that they bullied him hard for the first 10 min and then completely ignored him, miracle went no boots bf and then even got fucking gloves of haste before completing treads
>>183556717
ice said he wasn't going for a western team
>>183555536
>>183555602
>America wins WW II
>suddenly it's a good thing
??
>>183555046
have you not seen their major record?
Post memes of TI past.
You now remember [A]lliance
>>183557439
good riddance
This was made after DAC but became more relevant over time.
>>183557448
>that chair in the middle of it all
>>183556717
>This team have any chance?
>5. Poopey
no
>>183557937
>2015 WILL BE GOOD YEAR FOR TEAM EVIL GENIUSES
the man was truly a prophet
>>183558646
And then he eliminated w33 a year later after being kicked.
I want a new update.
Reminder that dota is best enjoyed with friends.
>>183559276
how do i mak frens
>>183557448
This was literally the most anime moment in the history of dota 2
>>183559340
be frenlly
>>183554256
They should really have X's over their mouths when Dragon knight shows up.
https://twitter.com/judehyung/status/888973887945359360
>Chinese LoL teams are literally playing from the future
What do Chinese DotA team houses look like?
>>183558851
Hate Arteezy.
The Ibrahimovic of DOTA 2. Always sucks when it matters, absolute cancer for any team, only good at bullying pubs. Has the worst possible personality. You can't have a personality like that unless you really are the best.
Which dota person has the best record when it comes to making accurate TI predictions?
Image OC, my last dota game.
WHO /MATUMBA/ HERE
MATUMBABROS WW@
WHERE
WE
AT
>>183560049
You think his stream personality is his real personality?
Irl he is the sweetest and nicest boy you'll meet
>>183559931
wow just like in my cyberpunk ideogames
>>183560049
don't forget how he caused the entirety of top level NA pubs to enter a stage of advanced cancer and faggotry
>>183560302
They have always been like that man. Even in DotA 1.
>>183559931
standard houses or apartments
>>183560356
nah, they got worse
i remember watching demon and mike stream but now seeing it for more than a few minutes infuriates me to no end
what game lets me play as a cute feminine boy (male)
>>183560608
Splatoon 2
>>183560608
definitely not dota
>>183560608
definitely dota
>>183559931
wtf i hate dota now
>>183559931
lol that is so fucking tacky
>>183560608
definitely dota
>>183561051
Me in the webm
i had shit to do starting at 4:30 EST so I hardly saw game one
i checked score an hour later and odd had a 2-0 lead, another hour later and they lost
i am laffin, how'd they end up throwing?
>>183559931
wtf i wanna LARP as a video game character IRL
>>183561251
CruW
Sharteezy vs BSJ Cr1t Forev Dubu
get in here
>>183561869
what strim
>>183561869
wow do you think he'll do the epic misspell meme or the tilt meme xD
Is dota 2 the deadest dead game of all time?
While other mobas thrive Dota 2 remains dead in the water. One new original hero after a decade of work? That's absurd.
I'm having a sort of existential crisis. I don't believe ANY respectable gamer lets themselves be treated like trash by such an unethical developer like Valve. It's quite obvious that Dota 2's numbers are inflated and 99% are bots or made up numbers.
Which leads to the question.
Is it the greatest money laundering scheme of all time?
>>183560081
I usually don't have faith in Liquid, but Matu, when he's playing his signature heroes, I believe in him.
>>183561959
twitch dot tv/promocode
>>183562023
Which parts of that post did you copy-paste from Reddit
>this is literally the number one dota stream right now
How fucking dead is this game?
>>183562087
is that mia khalifa
you can tell EU is waking up because the quality of posts is dropping quickly
>>183562087
It's "10% monthly average playercount drop in the last month" dead
>>183544727
>frogposter on a dying game Mongolian basket weaving fourm references Scribe Bartleby
Just for (You)
>>183562140
normal yuroneets which account for the majority of yuropean population on d2g don't wake up for like 6 hours
.t non-normal yuroneet who's still up
>>183561869
RTZ is taking a shit on them with Visage. Is Carry Visage going to be meta at TI or is this just some next level Jebaiting?
HEy what the fuck did artour just do?
four stuns with visage birds in 5 seconds?
can you cancel animation on bird drop and still stun someone and then drop the birds again?
>>183562140
eu are still awake
>>183562268
>tfw there are normie yuros who are awake RIGHT NOW because they have to go to work
>>183562389
its Sunday even in EU
im just waiting for the day where an extremely charismatic and chadtastic looking guy carry dota 2 himself
>>183562429
>tfw you're such NEET i don't even pay attention to what day it is
>>183562531
it already happened, his name was FearDota
>>183562661
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>183562531
ask purge to lift
>>183562531
Say My Name
>>183562531
ppd
>>183562825
literally negged his way to a TI victory
based
you ready for water spirit after ti7?
>>183562817
my name
>>183562308
stun and resummon?
>>183562087
That's because NADota is dead
>>183562531
Ask the guy beside slacks to lift
>>183562825
interesting
>>183562817
He's not that bad unless the camera and lightman fucks up
>>183562661
for newcomers, could be. but we've seen his mannerism and self-awareness. It's horrible
>>183562661
>manlet
>cockeyed
i like fear but lmao
>>183563279
Don't forget the autism, he can hardly speak like a normal person
>>183563226
perks of being a fatfuck social reject
>>183562817
>those teeth
>that haircut
wtf
>Its a tinker cant get mid so he goes safe/off lane, steals all the farm from carries and dies after he comes to teamfight for the first time
What is it about tinker players that makes them absolutely autistic. Literally was using laser in lane just to steal creeps because he couldnt even LH properly
>>183563541
thats why his persona is depended on lightmen and camera men's hands.
his mannerism isn't that bad.
>>183563207
Just like this thread
>>183563541
JUST
>>183547486
alright this has only been happening recently, im queueing up for US EAST AND WEST, 2K MMR
queue times for the past 2 weeks have been AT LEAST 5 MINS on average, had a 17min queue one day and it was like Wednesday at peak hours (around 4pm Eastern)
ive played like 30 games or so in 2 weeks so i have a good samplesize but my queue times are consistently 5min+ at 2kMMR WHAT THE FUCK GIVES?
>>183562531
He was here but was thrown away for being a fucking massive cunt.Pajkatt
Let's talk about how shrines absolutely fucking ruined DotA.
>>183564424
i dont mind shrines but being able to teleport to them is fucking retarded
Why is the offlane the safelane and the safelane the offlane in pro games and even high mmr games?
>>183564424
>watching a patch analysis of 7.06
>shitters are talking about how hard roamers have it now
Yeah I wonder how they managed before.
>>183564424
PATCHES THAT RUINED DOTA, IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER
>6.82
Bounty rune
Map changes
Teleport scoll gold cost from 135 to 100
>6.84
Ward stacking
Rubberbanding
>6.85
Teleport scoll gold cost from 100 to 75
>6.86
Arcane rune
>6.87
Minimap scan
Teleport scoll gold cost from 75 to 50
>7.00
Hero level changes
Hero talent trees
Map changes
Shrines
https://youtu.be/jDUNXzy27aQ
Skip to 9:48 - 12:15
How the fuck do i timber like this
do you think we're getting a stone cock statue to hold the Aegis this year?
>>183565230
>>183565059
A slight teleport cost reduction was fine but at 50 you never need to consider whether a player is even worth saving. Instead you have full team teleports or people using tp scrolls to stop dives and canceling during the channel, without it being a real commitment of resources.
>>183565059
*improved
Get over your nostalgia all of those made the game better.
>>183565649
>Get over your nostalgia
Literally a LoLtard argument, that's how low you've fallen.
will AM be meta at TI?will TB be meta at TI?
>>183565738
Naga
>>183565738
TB, yes
AM, no but will appear in a few chinese games
>>183565059
>these made game worse
>argument
It's a statement alone so don't pull the whole "muh logical fallacies" shit
Go suckle on HotS faggot
>>183565738
BurNing will eliminate EG in the lower bracket while playing Anti-Mage
>>183566137
>Go suckle on HotS faggot
Not gonna happen, I uninstalled Dota a long time ago.
>>183565059
rubberbanding was a 6.82 change.
>>183566137
>>183565059
>>183564424
>new tp cost killed splitpushing
>shrines make taking T1 mid and offlane towers useless
>cant takeover the jungle without taking T2 now because enemy can mass tp on shrines and T2
>taking highground means trading your aegis to their shrine usage
>taking map control over roshan means nothing because enemy can always tp close on shrines
rate me lads
>lose internet connection
>reconnect to game
>game client is out of date
well fuck me right
>>183566595
On the one hand it did make pushing high ground early far more important.
t. man on a 12 streak with drow
>>183566642
>anti-mage more last hits than naga
lmao
>>183566679
>game was a win
>plus 24 mmr
free mmr is not a meme boys, it is real.
>>183566778
will teams even pick Naga? she seems pretty shit compared to TB
>>183565738
AM wont be meta, he's too dependent on the draft himself but teams will probably get antimaged
Post your face when Arteezy places poorly at TI (again).
>>183566778
>picking naga
lmfao shes shit
>>183564424
>Map presence is now hard to lose because it's tied to losing your high ground, and you pretty much lose all or none of it.
>More spots to teleport make aggression much more dangerous and deep jukes far harder than they should be
>Sitting on your side of the map gives you a team-wide Alchemist ult
>Pushing high ground pretty much requires you to force a shrine usage, which means going all in on a guy, which is a big expenditure of resources just to attain the state in which it was during 6.88
>Close fights mean nothing, as long as the other guy is still alive he can shrine up and lose almost no time
They're a bad game mechanic in every way and it's fucking shameful that they're so widely accepted as they are (at least by the vocal minority, rofl).
OURGIRL SAJEDENE IS STREAMING
Post a more huggable and squeezable dota MOMMY!
protip:YOU CANT
>>183567507
>asked her to become my wife
>ignored
>>183567709
should have asked how the fuck did she get with susfan
>>183567507
>cam
time to fap
what is draskyl's day job?
he has kids to feed doesn't he?
>>183567783
Meth manufacturer
>>183543487
I fucking love that bald guy even if he sucks playing dota nowadays.
fresh memes
I just think Terrorblade's potential is severely underestimated.
The damage and range from his ranged transformation is godly for bulldozing towers and enemies, giant farm potential, and a ultimate that turns the tide in a sinch. Also Q is great.
What's the downside I'm missing.
>>183568326
Literally has the worst downtime on his abilities
>>183568326
high CD, bad aegis carrier/buyback (requires refresher), also most recent meta MS nerfs make him much easier to kite around
>>183568326
>the damage and range from his ranged transformation is godly for bulldozing towers and enemies
>>183568326
>What's the downside I'm missing.
>>183568326
>pop meta
>get bursted
>lose
no hp hero.
>day9
dropped. this megafag already ruined almost every sc2 tournament back in the day.
dota is dying, get out while you can. dont forget to sell inventory.
New hero :
Theresa, The Mad Ripper
Agi, Meele
Skill 1 : Dual Slash
Dashes then slashes the target twice in quick succession. Grants lifesteal in each attack and pushes back the target enemy.
Attack interval : 0.30/0.26/0.22/0.18
Cast range : 575/650/725/800
Dash speed : 1300/1600/1900/2200
First attack(s) lifesteal : 15%
Last attack lifesteal : 15%/20%/25%/30%
Push range : 25/50/75/100
Cooldown : 16/12/8/4
Skill 2 : Recharge
Stops for a moment and recovers HP while charging bonus damage per second,
Can only be stopped if Theresa is damaged.
Recharge duration : 4
Bonus damage per second : 10/15/20/25
HP recovered per second : 30/40/50/60 + 1.5%
Recharge damage duration : 14
Cooldown : 15/14/13/12
Skill 3 : Shadow Backstep
Returns to your last position 3 seconds ago while dealing damage to units around your current position and your last position.
Damage : 100/175/250/325
Radius : 350
Cooldown : 25/20/15/10
Skill 4 : Last Will (Passive)
Theresa cheats death and protects herself with an unknown energy making her leave
minimum of 1 HP after a killing blow. After reaching 1 HP, she receives a buff that lasts for few seconds. If attacked during the buff, recovers a few HP before taking the damage. If she survives, she gets her abilities boosted for a short time.
Hp healed : 300/400/500 + 30%/35%/40%
"Dual Slash" slash count increase : 1/2/3
Recharge coooldown reduction : 12
Last Will boost duration : 6/8/10
Last Will death prevail duration : 4
Cooldown : 6.25
>>183562389
>tfw I'm eypo and awake, not because I have to go to work, but because I'm such a NEET that my sleep schedule has slowly shifted to sleeping at day and waking up at 2 AM
>>183568849
Only if she gets lewd cosmetics
>>183568849
Does dota even get new heroes anymore?
>>183568849
this looks like some HoN shit
I want to fuck Auroth.
>>183568956
We're getting a new one this TI. It'll be the 4th spirit.
>uninvited talents are butthurt
>start turning on reddit
another great moments during TI seasong
>>183568746
Then have your support back you up while initiating.
>>183569036
what if the 4th spirit is a girl
>>183569263
I hope she has a penis
>>183562531
we have him but he never get's invited to important events
>>183569263
ummm... HELLO?
>>183569263
who this qt
>>183569346
>showing off your armpit-pussy
what a slut
>tune into stream
>it ends
every time
What is the best way to learn this game? I feel as though I am too behind the 8-ball right now to even start. My friend said it takes thousands of matches to not be a shitter. Should I start with some bot matches or just not even bither with this game coming in this late? Also how do I choose who to learn first?
>>183543813
>Poland
>part of ISIS
retarded americlap
>>183569032
get in line
>>183569552
london?
>>183569763
>>183569763
Who cares if you're a shitter or not if you're having funat least for the first thousand hours
Just pick WK or Sven and hit things
COORDINATORS ALL FUCKED UP AGAIN.
What was the pic from d2g that was a screencap of a reddit flair that said something fucked up about sheever dying? I'm trying to remember
>>183553424
10 or so till it starts
>>183554146
This is the best feel when you play aa seriously
jelly dotards?
>>183569763
Basically just pick it up and play some bot games, learn some basic heroes, and then give it a go. I suggest watching/reading purges guides a bit, might not be a bad idea to check out the day9 learns dota series but it gets more advanced pretty quickly so probably just the first few episodes until you get some good playtime in.
>>183570549
of what?
>>183570549
nah, I already live in a third world country
at least minenatively speaks english tho
>>183568849
>start reading
>Skill 1: Dual Slash
>Dashes then slashes the target twice in quick succession.
>stop reading
this is literally lol-tier
*gets picked on your team*
*blinks behind you*
*stabs you right in the MMR*
heh
Nothing personnel, kid.
>>183570549
>Going for translator degree in english and german
>Still cant decide whether to pick up japanese or chinese in my free time
Chinese language is a lot more fun, but fuck do I hate chinks and everything around them
>>183571287
>pick it against TB
>yfw he gets a taste of his own medicine of hitting himself
What the fuck are these "keys" everyone is trading for?
avenue real
>>183568849
nice original [like 5 league champions to a T ] concept senpai
>skill ranks in 3s not 4s
>build linkens on dusa
>lose
stop doing this on my team
>>183571445
>or troll
>or huskar
>or ck
>or pa
>or any right clicking carry
That feel when I LITERALLY can't win because I'm LITERALLY too good at Dota. Same shit every game, I dominate my lane so hard and just ridicule the opponent to the point that they just leave the lane and go rape my team nonstop who are too retarded to play passively and then my team just tilts about getting ganked and we lose. 5k mmr.
>>183571445
>pick SD or WW against a PA picking shitter
>constantly make them kill themselves
>[XxRightclickMLGxX] has 5 minutes left to reconnect
>single draft
>enemy team gets pa
>my team gets an idiot am picker who builds battlefury at 25 minutes
get me OUT
>day 9, a 3k scrublord becomes a dota personality
>few casters are 2k-4k mmr
>slacks is "5k" mmr
>yet people still for honeypot points aka mmr
lmao.
>>183572142
how does troll or huskar kill themselves?
>>183572236
>huskar starts right clicking fast because he has 25% health
>ulti him
>his entire team kills him because he has no health
or alternatively
>huskar 25% health
>ulti whoevers near him
>he kills his own support
>you w some creep or some shit near him as the ulti ends
>gives you time to set up chain stuns
troll is basically the same issue. they're heroes who you can get low but can't finish because they usually have hella armor and resistance.
>>183572229
>LD
>a jewlord who doesn't even passionate dota
>gets money
>meanwhile, low mmr plebs are killing themselves slowly despite not getting anything from dowta 2
>get in low prio
>cant see how many games i have in low prio because of shitty coordinator
nice game
>>183572351
yea but that's not really killing himself like TB with illusions
>>183572498
i...don't care? the point is wyvern ulti is useful
>ranked
>someone first picks bristle
>immediately starts shittalking
>gets huge really quickly
>decides to farm even though he was in his powerpeak
>misses timings
>starts getting shrekt by silver edges, crests and arctic burn
>shuts up
>whole team is laughing at him now
>his team were upset that they threw
>he immediately leaves the post game chat
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3330586573/chat
peru needs to be nuked by north korea
>>183573147
they tried an experimental rocket a few years ago towards the sea next to them but it fell apart
>>183571287
you have not been mmr assassin posting, even if digital sports are not on you should autisticly post it here. makes it comfy
How do I get over queue anxiety?
>put in low prio
>three games in a row get no heroes i can play
>against riki or pa every game
fuck this game sometimes. and fuck people who play it all the time.
>>183573827
You play the game
>>183573827
Click play.
>>183573827
Just click and don't think about it.
>odd has to play through stakced na qualifier
>barely loses out
>secret get to coast at shitty eu team fest 2017 edition
>free spot to ti
>odd shit on secret twice at dream league
this here is justice. this team deserved to go to ti way more than secret.
>nerfed bottle crow strats since it made laning easier
>now instead of bottle crowing we have runes and shrines everwhere
really makes me think
>>183574264
NA and EU dota are shit. China will win this year.
>>183574264
>team fighting trying their hardest to prevent a disband
vs
>puppey, dota's most famous strat saver, not blowing his load before TI
>>183572363
if they really wanna support dota 2, they will buy from the store.
destroying your life over a game baka
>>183574264
>lost to coL in the match that matters
>secret can gain more money in TI
lmao
>700k current players
is it finally the time d2g?
>>183574294
Don't forget uncancellable salves.
Now we're really thinking!
>twitch tv / btsclassic
comfy
>>183557096
but it was the Soviet Union which won ww2??????
>>183571972
When will they fix the radiant/dire problem.
It's getting ridiculous.
>>183565059
forgot someone
POST CONDUCT SUMMARIES GUYSSSSS
>>183574538
>>183575974
>>183546647
>>183574538
>>183575974
>>183576068
I want LC to crush my pelvis and bully me into sweaty sexual submission
>>183552378
Get kills
>>183576159
same
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E2OwTrsE5J
>>183552378
thats a tought answer because it depends on your hero, your team lineup, enemy team lineup, and what your 'timings' as a team is (like when do you want, or rather, NEED to take objectives, when are you stronger, is the gameplan splitpush, shutting down a specific enemy hero, picking of and outfarming, or ratting and delaying, waiting for an opportunity?)
obviously without endgame stats to look at along with gameplay, its hard to give a complete answer to this, so I'll give you the QUICK RUNDOWN
1. die less. easiest way to not fall behind, simply die less. in teamfights, especially past the laning stage, its often best to not right click at all on your targets, just blow your spells, and if they are short cd, hang around in the back waiting for an opening. no reason for a sky with 0 armor and 800 hp to show himself as a big juicy target that can even out the numbers for the enemy team buy commiting 1-2 spells and 2 seconds of rightclicks on you, when they COULD be afraid of going hard into the fight because they will get hit by your nukes, and in a few seconds another crucial silence
2. learn how and when to pull the lane, how to chainpull, how to pull and stack at same time, AND, learn how to look at the lane for when you SHOULD pull. try to communicate with your carry simple things like ''PUSH NOW I will pull!''. yes, sometimes they will cyka your blyat and not listen, but if you just start autoattacking the range creep (not so the offlaner can deny it, mind you) and other lane creeps while making it clear you're NOT trying to lasthit, while pinging the clock and pinging said camp you want to pull, then even the dumbest of carries will know what you're trying to do
or tl;dr, die less, learn to pull, respect the CD on your spells, DONT make yourself an easy target just because you're squishy
>had enough of playing with either silent, or non-english third worlders in EU
>queue up for US, about 50-70 ping which I can live with
>15 minutes later, still can't find a match
Is US fdota dead or is there something wrong with my game? I've been trying this for a week.
>trying to play dota
>le stifling dagger bash crit XD
every time
>>183577156
git gud
>6 game losing streak, all of those games had a feeder, a guy who last picks the 4th hard carry and an afk jungler
>6 game winning streak, good teammates, communication, good draft
>repeat forever, until the end of time
>>183576998
google ''timezones''
>>183577741
Very funny m8. I play during the night to catch americans during the evening.
how badly does OD lose to Viper in lane (if at all)?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ9-caXIwtE&feature=youtu.be
Dotards.
>>183578809
neither of them lose, they both just farm but then OD will win the game because he actually does shit
who will the TI?
im torn between OG and Liquid.
also whats your sure to happen predictions?
>>183554003
>He doesn't not about the NoTI curse
>>183556338
That's a decent "Daniel Craig as James Bond" cosplay, I must say
>>183579474
A group of 5 StarCraft Pros who Day9 secretly invited to play in the tournament
>>183565059
>Ward stacking is bad
Opinion discarded
>>183579474
BEEP BEEP
OUT OF MY WAY
I NEED TO GET LAST PLACE
>>183579652
>sc pros
>good
remember select
>Bulldog gets invited to the panel but SingSing doesn't
defend this dotards
>>183580503
shitshit wasn't going to go anyway
>didnt fall for the whiteman's game meme
pic is the finalist of the ongoing csgo major.
favelites vs uhhhhhh
cockroaches? gooks? ex-soviets? dont know what to call them.
>>183580894
>kurwas lost to brazillians
LMAOOO
less than 2 weeks until TI7
why can I already sense the dreaded post TI depression that will inevitably set in afterwards?
hold me /vg/ bros
>>183580969
>mfw finals have less viewers than vp vs imt match because of upset polaks
>>183580982
no worries
day9 is going to make the whole thing so miserable that you'll be glad once it's over
>>183580396
He would go silencer every game when it was a fringe meta hero and contribute nothing all game. It was hard to watch.
Imagine being kotlguy in dreamleague and having to be all like "damn, slacks, you fuckin' funny, all memy with your bulldyke body and horrific memespouting attitude. I would totally be on a panel with you, both my camera-self and the behind the scenes me." when all he really wants to do is fucking murder this manchild on camera. Like seriously imagine having to be kotlguy and not only stand at that desk while actionslacks flaunts his disgusting manchild persona in front of you, the laughs of redditors barely concealing the muttering of utter contempt under your breath, but just stand there, game after game, hour after hour, watching slacks act like aretard while knowing he got an invite to TI7 and you didn't. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking balding visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's 'SO GODDAMN FUNNY XDD' because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been casting nothing but shitty tier 2 games at 4am your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies of highground.tv. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out through his disgusting floral pattern flea market shirt as he shouts memes at the camera, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in his 'humour'. And then the production calls for more slacks cam time, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking kotlguy. You're not going to lose your future e-sports career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>183581293
I feel bad for him. I don't particularly like him, but he deserved to go to TI7 more than some other people there.
>>183581348
yeah but what would he do there? he's all around decent', but no matter where you put him he's always a step down from someone else
caster?
a step down
analyst?
duh
host?
well okay I can see why people are surprised here, but machine and day9 are arguably much more seasoned hosts. people saying day9 shouldnt be host but also say ''reee where's redeye' must have the memory of a goldfish or something, since redeye didnt know shit about dota when he first started doing dota events.
kotlguy would have been okay but everyone talking about how he ''deserves'' to be there can suck my dick, what you're really saying is that, in your opinion, he should be invited, and because thats your opinions, its obviously the right one stop disagreeing with me reee
and no, CCNC didnt steal kotlguys spot jesus christ
Another """"hotfix"""", another framerate drop.
>>183581293
who cares
be glad that old fart Nahass got denied
>>183581293
poor kotlguy
>>183581942
slacks scares me in this pic
>>183582034
>tfw slacks is going to have his way with you
>>183581293
slacks has the biggest fucking grin because he knows about the elephant in the room no one wants to talk about
>battlecup
>no team so search for randoms
>3 premade, me and another guy the pub
>pick phoenix offlane bc why not
>getting fucking 2v1 against jugger and warlock, warlock not even there full time, letting jugger xp same as me
>the counter is real
>struggle my way through the game, trying to be as effective as possible but dying near instantly whenever i press ult
>the focus is real
>mid and bot is pretty much freefarm
>lose the game, check stats how bad i was
>best xpm, gpm, dmg dealt, building dmg dealt in the team
>what the fuck people
>ember the pro cries that im only top dmg because all my spells are aoe dmg and its not hard like that
how to win bc with pubs?
do you think miracle would win 4k pub as firstpick am
>you're in your twitter being emo about losing memeleague and this girl tells you to be strong
Your reaction?
>female pro gamers
>>183583613
wrong tab
>>183583613
She's an observer
>>183583613
DDK isn't doing better
>>183581057
the viewership for this major has been pretty low desu, like I don't think it ever broke like 700k, or it did very rarely.
Usually by now it's closing / past 1 million. Most of the time it's been under 600k
>>183583752
she used to be pro.
>>183583754
he's handsome and hung so he can be dead weight on team. not that bitch though
>>183583859
>she used to be pro.
like years ago, before all the teams got the meme womens squads
>>183583613
don`t fook talk to her, muthefucker
>>183583979
>whiteknighting a roastie
wow
>>183583582
I posted a comment wondering why people tweet stuff like "sorry guys" when they lose
Now that I think about it it's probably to see if any girls want to give it up for some pity sex
as wel as fishing for compliments to get morale back on
>>183584123
>>whiteknighting
I'm not defending her play, I'm just saying she's not really a pro, hasn't been one for a long time
>>183584214
>double redditspacing
other players arent pros either. also pic
>>183584604
>other players arent pros either
I literally didn't call them pros, you did holy fuck
> also pic
>only competition in the past two years is on a meme team in a qualifier
guess purge / blitz / capitalist are all pros now as well
>>183581293
>>183581348
>>183581942
Oh man I thought I was the only one who picked up on this, I noticed right off the bat KOTLguy just wasn't really himself at all during dreamleague everything he said or even did (body language) and even his tone of voice EVERYTHING FELT FORCED. It sounded like he had a gun pointed at him off camera, it was that bad, I actually couldn't watch dreamleague for this reason only caught bits and pieces of it. I don't even like kotlguy but damn why the fuck go on cast dreamleague if your going to grimace and grind your teeth the entire time?
>kotlguy would have missed TI5 if it wasn't for leddit last minute invite bullshit
lmao wtf did this guy do to valve
>>183585102
That's literally just how he is
>>183585068
>I literally didn't call them pros, you did holy fuck
show me where i called them pros
she wasnt even entryfragging but henryg had 3 times adr of her. but keep defending a racetraiting, spicced, fat roastie
>>183585102
He was the only member of the broadcast team not invited to TI.
>>183585339
>>183583613
>female pro gamers
>female pro gamers
>female pro gamers
>female pro gamers
>inb4 haha that's not me but I didn't bother to tell you until now so I can pretend that this doesn't matter xDxdXd
>she wasnt even entryfragging but henryg had 3 times adr of her. but keep defending a racetraiting, spicced, fat roastie
Literally addressed this right here
>>183584214
>I'm not defending her play, I'm just saying she's not really a pro, hasn't been one for a long time
Love having to repeat myself all the time :^)
>>183585457
>>183585561
kotlguy literally on suicide watch right now
>>183585572
once youre a pro you stay a pro
>>183585771
>former
Yeah you're a legit thirdy, there's no way someone who has english as their main language is this bad at actually utilising it
is plane todd disbanding now?
>>183585864
>reading comprehension skills
>>183557448
jimmy should have stayed with TNC
>>183585771
>once youre a pro you stay a pro
you really, objectivity don't.
>merlini isn't still a pro
>draskly isn't still a pro
>ppd isn't still a pro
>>183586137
>you really, objectivity don't.
what did he mean by this?
KOTL + Lich offlane combo is glorious
>>183586202
objectively
>>183579474
>teams with consistant track records of choking when it matters win will the biggest tournament & biggest prize pool in esports history
>>183580894
I hope you are not dissing the golden horde
https://twitter.com/Sing2X/status/889128806413291522
Dotards?
what are some firstpick hero materials that i can pick to honeypot my enemy into picking shitty game losing counterpicks?
So far i had 5 wins as firstpick enigma because retards pick rubick/silencer and stay useless for entire game while my cores give me FREE win, i love observing how my enemy panics and picks these trash heroes
>Get 20 commends in the last 35 games or so
>Never feed or stop trying, afk abandon etc.
>Get reported 5 times by feeding noobstacks for calling them out on their dumb shit
-1000 behavior score
Why???????
>>183586370
sing seems to like animals.
>>183586247
>>183586137
draskyl was never a dota pro so he doesnt count and ppd will always be the captain in our hearts.
2 years isnt a long time.
shes playing against other casters who never played outside meme matches so they are on equal footing.
>>183586367
yes my non-white friend. i hope they win the major :^)
>>183586242
not always
axe + duzzle is very good
>>183586370
maki chan?
>>183586817
They look exactly like what they are, Kazakhs.
Thats not even /pol/ tier shitposting, thats just you being uneducated.
>>183586919
adelaide
>>183572462
they still didn't fix that shit ?
>>183586991
when are you going to marry sing?
>>183586940
they are turkic and muslim. though i appreciate them since they BTFO'd reddit favourites such as astralis and fnatic.
>>183587109
>implying it's not sing doing his own shilling
Why is Farming so fucked, even the old 2 minute neutral spawns hitting creps felt better.
>>183586817
>2 years isnt a long time.
it is in esports, dota could be dead in two years :^)
>so they are on equal footing.
I'm not disputing this at all
>>183587149
the word you are looking for is central asian
>>183587149
are you the butthurt autistic mudslime from yesterday
>>183587372
>dota could be dead in two years :^)
i very hope so
alright i thought she was in one of those female teams. she is still garbage
>>183587425
what i said is correct.
>>183587427
all i want is a game that is meant for white people but without numales, reddit and russians.
>>183586374
People pick Viper to "counter" TA, not realising that you can't win games with Viper on your team.
>>183588112
mid veno counters TA harder than viper
>sweden lost the most amount of players between ti6 and ti7
What caused sweden to collapse across all esports?
>>183588182
Yes but people don't pick it
>>183588112
> Viper to "counter" TA
and venomancer lezale the deathbringer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DnpzhoZXkw
Explain this
>>183587361
Because they nerfed the XP/GOLD from jungle creeps when they reverted from 2 min jungle spawns.
Jungling was still viable at 2 min spawns if you had like a good pattern and stacked and shit.
Now it's dogshit, it takes 12-13 min to get a blinkdagger in jungle and everyone in lane is like level 10 and you're level 7.
>>183586103
Who the hell really cares? Host doesn't make TI. It could be Slacks and I wouldn't care.
>>183588365
Host decides most of the content lad
>>183588264
>teleports behind you
>>183588264
it's a beta
>>183588286
>Now it's dogshit, it takes 12-13 min to get a blinkdagger in jungle and everyone in lane is like level 10 and you're level 7.
and how is that a bad thing
>find a game
>somebody abandons pre horn
>find another game
>again somebody abandons pre horn
>find another game
>two perus fight over mid and then one abandons before first blood
nice game dotsterstroodles
>>183588264
fucking pinoys lmao
>>183588412
All I want are good games. Upsets and miracles.
>>183588264
masketta man??
>cancel: wk is a swedish cuck
what did he mean by this
>>183588792
gorgc is a cuck
>>183588792
cancel cried
>>183588412
What's source on this?
Last year's documentaries about players and past TI's, slacks content, Purge's analysis, monkey king reveal, production on stage... I have hard time imagining RedEye came with all of that or had any say in it. I am pretty sure guys like Bruno or Ali (that guy who had beef with 2gd at Shanghai Major) are "directors" in the backstage.
>>183588598
>All I want are good games
find a different esport
>>183586103
No, I didn't pay shit. Maybe he will get a 1/100000 of the 50 cent ad money Valve gets from me watching TI, but that's it
>>183589269
Which one? Other ones besides Dota 2 and CS:GO sucked balls imo. Maybe Rocket League but some games last eternity without anyone scoring.
>>183589527smash
>>183589216
I think you're right, I'm hard pressed to come up with anything where the host decides how the show is run or what content is being presented
>post about getting Lycan again for daily hero yesterday
>"At least its not something almost completely useless like Brood."
>get brood today
Who is responsible for this?
Whats next then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOaAV3t1nXc
Why does this video has so many white knights in the comments?
>>183589549
Thanks, but I will leave that one for niggers
>>183590294
but smash is white as shit compared to the FGC
it's whiter than dota
>>183590154
>reddit's siractionfag's song
>not expecting white knights
>>183574538
>>183575974
source please
>>183588264
pretty good actually
slacks is confirmed /ourguy/
>>183588264
DAMN
Why did he kill the old man tho? Juggernaut isn't an evil dude
>>183588412
Are you genuinely retarded?
The only thing the host does is call for segments and moderate the panel lol
>>183586374
Spirit Breaker is literally uncounterable and pretty much the best hero in the game at the moment.
>>183591173
The mask is. The arcana's lore or some shit has something to do with it.
>>183588445
It didn't stop people from jungling
no more esport until Ti?
i just fucking saw day9 will be hosting ti7
WHAT?
>nominate invoker for ban
>it doesnt get banned
>enemy firstpicks it
i fucking hate this game
if only this retarded hero was possible to catch lategame
>>183592232
did you think we were just memeing?
>>183592232
>ppd will be commentating matches
okay nevermind good decisions valve
>>183592232
WELCOMING
>>183588264
>valve makes a fun contest
>ruined by tryhard chads
fuck tyou
>>183588264
>farming creeps with omnislash
SEA dota
>>183592712
kek
Daily reminder Invoker is fair and balanced hero.
>>183593020
just gank his lane and ward his jungle lel Xd
>>183593020
>Pick nyx
>mana burn him for like 700dmg in late game
wew lad
>>183593216
>Invoker gets a BKB
>>183593216
>what is linken
>>183592458
>implying he won't just be paired with slacks to make skits
>>183593282
does linkens have a 4s cd
>>183593020
deafening blast disarm needs to be nerfed
it's just too fucking powerful lategame when bkb is 5sec and he can refresh for another one
>>183593282
>Pop out linkens with forcestaff
>Now i can mana burn him AND my am can abyssal him in the ass
>>183588264
Damn that was fucking goood
>>183593434
>mfw Deafening Blast's disarm is undispellable
>>183593542
>picking invoker without one of those two being banned
>>183593292
im fine with this
who else hyped for day9 hosting ti7?
just me?
>>183593767
this is really weird, i just tested in lobby and the icewall slow is not applied on you if you have bkb on, I thought it did
>>183594123
and all of reddit. speaking of which you can fuck off back there
>>183594250
Reddit prefers RedEye over Day9 as well though
>>183594339
please keep reddit's preferences to yourself next time
>>183594230
The "only" Invoker spell that pierces BKB is Sun Strike.
>>183594230
they changed that shit ages ago
>>183594414
No.
>>183594550
based redditbro
qop is tinker 2.0
gamelosing farm vacuum that ends every game in a loss 15/5/30 with 60k hero damage
Don't defend this dotards
>>183594536
thank fucking god they did
>>183595527
>My pubs keep first and second picking antimage after Dreamleague
Some easy MMR being given here.
>having alacrity on you makes you unable to use abilities
I wonder what would happen if all this latest uproar about Invoker resulted in some really stupid and unnecessary nerfs, that would end up completely castrating the hero.
His winrate in actuality is already low enough to make you wonder where its all coming from.
>>183595527
Lmao what
>>183588264
MOST POWERFUL RACE
>>183595860
That skywrath was so good he casted 8 spells (4 of which are single target) on a enemy without even having his camera on him
>>183595245
>Forgetting that 60% spell lifesteal exist
Why hate on best girl anon?
BB is a far worse farm vacuum than her since Silver Edge fucks him up
>>183595527
*defends*
>>183595245
no u
>>183595849
>His winrate in actuality is already low enough to make you wonder where its all coming from.
Don't be fooled by below average winrates with heroes that have as high a pickrate as Invoker. As a rule of thumb, most heroes with enormous pickrates tend to have sub 50% winrates, but that doesn't make them any less OP, especially in Invoker's case since the hero tends to bring the most retarded players around.
It does say a lot about heroes like Earthshaker, Pudge, Spirit Breaker etc that have both absurd pickrates AND very above-average winrates (56% for Spirit Breaker and 53% for Clockwerk at +5K, top lel)
Would you rather
>Day9 host TI
or
>Adelaide
>we'll never be as cucked as csgog
>>183543501
yeah but then huskar can kill an entire team alone with armlet while antimage has to suck dicks for like 60 minutees
>>183596843
That's what you think. Actually, you will be just as cucked, but you won't know it
>>183597019
but EG is going to win TI7
>>183597426
Sorry but EG is the most reddit team by far
>le based thirdie immigrant
>le progressive euros
>le based babyrage meme man
>le 100% american brown man
>go watch Dota streamer
>they're playing Player Unknown Battlegrounds
Is Dota 2 finally dead?
Did planet odd reveal their power level too early?
Should they have waited until TI?
>>183598125
mooncuck is paying all dota personalities to play other games, it's their master plan against Valve and doter
>>183598184
anon...
>>183598184
>>183596212
I realised that but its just so retarded its baffling
>>183598125
>even Iceiceice is streaming PUBG
>>183597759
I still wonder how /ourguy/ managed to pull this off without having the entirety of reddit jumping at his throat
can't have a montage of female fans though, that's sexist
>>183597426
>Arteezy winning anything
>>183598889
whoa those are cute
>>183598889
cute!
>>183598889
cum on them now
so.... who is /ourguy/ ?
>>183599081
day9
>>183599081
ppd, fear
>>183599081
if by us you mean the reddit tourists then >>183599121
if you mean old d2g then james
if you mean nu d2g then i dunno
>>183588264
why are asians so profoundly uncool?
>>183599279
day9 is /ourguy/
>>183599081
We don't have any guys
>>183599346
we heard you the first time redditbro
>>183599081
mason
>>183599435
just making sure you know that we all support day9
>>183599081
lacoste
>>183599552
>we all support day9
All of reddit and nu-/scv/ yes
>>183598993
Thanks!
>>183599002
Thanks!
>>183599062
No way!
>>183599081
>shits on reddit
>shits on eu
>massive addiction to soft drinks
>hardon for NA scene
who else but grant?
>gotards uncucking themselves and showing why they have a superior esport
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING DOTABROS
>>183600347
>aimbot esports
boring
>>183598125
>>183598813
>PUBG beats a new record in concurrent player count yet again
IT'S NOT FAIR
What happens when Planet Disband are Disband Confirmed bros?
Reso and Saksa to Na'Vi?
Misery to make a shitty T2 Danish team?
MemeMemeander and M3m3haa to CoL?
>600k people watching krakow finals
Whew..
>>183601996
but do they have the millions of chinese people that allegedly watch every dota major according to totally legit streamstats sites
I'm rooting for team liquid this TI !
>>183601952
speculating is no fun until after TI
>>183602263
maybe!
>>183602316
Me too, brother.They're the only non chink team I have full silver cards of aside from Secret.
>>183602317
Yeah but I'm just speculating on the future of teams already proven to be failures, its like picking five random Swedes for an Alliance lineup (pajkatt to Alliance btw)
>>183599789
>Grant and James both hated by Valve
It's time for a new change bros
>>183602473
liquid are doing it!I'm cheering for best boy(girl)
what does matumba even mean with that hand waving gesture he does?
>golden horde aka honorary aryans wins the csgo major
CSGO IS SAVED. FAVELITES BTFO
>>183603507
that he wants you balls deep inside him
IT'S OVER GOTARDS WON
THEIR ESPORT UNKEKED ITSELF
>>183603909
>>183603525
>BO3 finals
what the fuck gotards?????
>>183599081
>terrible at his job
>borderline autistic
>colossal weeb
we have no choice but to root for Maut
>>183604198
m-moot?
>>183604198
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>183604198
mauttttt
>>183604198
>weebs unconditionally like other weebs
LOL
>>183601952
Saksa and w33 to EU, Saksa may go back to playing pos 4.
Misery may retire/form some random prostack with some new talent in EU.
Reso to Navi/Empire assuming empire do bad at TI)
Moon to Col or DC(if they do bad at TI, especially when you consider forev has been really disappointing)
post frostytoad
can we appreciate that ball sniffer wasnt invited to ti 7
>>183604791
>>183605198
what sound does a frog make?
>>183605641
nieee
>>183605641
fuckurmeta
>>183603507
I think he is slapping the butts
All right M YLOGITech mouse is fucking up and ti has non replacable switches, what's a good mouse that is doesnt suffer from programmed obscolescence?
>>183604791
>>183599657
>somebody goes to a website that i really hate with a burning passion therefore they must not be accepted in our sekrit community
i mean come on, i know this reddit shit isn't anything new, but don't you think we need to grow up? should we ostracize people that go to imgur too?
the guy's enjoyable, is great on stage, and while you may not enjoy his humor many people do. he's truly the most jovial man you'll ever find in esports.
so suck my cock degenerate
>>183606897
*slurp* *slurp*
>99% of playerbase are thirdies, only like 3% of people playing this game are white (not so fast, russians)
>reddit in charge of balance
>day 9 in charge of TI
name one more cucked game than dota, i wish thig game was white man friendly, i really do but its impossibe at this point.
>>183607324
Stop this meme, day9 has been /ourguy/ for the longest time. Before /scv/ became pure kpop garbage he posted on there every now and then.
>>183607439
I don't hate day9 but its slap to the face of Dota community that they put him in charge of TI as hist first dota tournament he's going to host.
I'VE BEEN TO HELL AND BACK
>>183607615
>in charge of TI
You mean, somebody that directs conversations and makes segues into segments/game starting? He's not fucking in charge of shit. He'll either be following a script or ad libbing shit, which he will be fine at because he's a good public speaker.
The "host" of TI is nothing more than a glorified panel director, which does not require as much game skill as you may think. He's a good personality, and I'm glad he got into Dota.
>>183607324
>name one more cucked game than dota,
sc2
>lebanon is samefagging on unseen yet before proportions
something amatter
>>183607782
Doomguy cosmetic for Lion when?
@183609304
Nice ESL, thirdie
dead
>>183607890
He looks like a cucked LeXplorer
DOTARDS
The mouse has outsmarted me once again. My latest trap was set up in a way that once the mouse went in its weight would make the prison rotate and it would be trapped forever.
However I underestimated its intelligence. Although it would not be able to escape once inside it apparently saw how the mechanisms of my trap works and dismantled it from the outside. Then to further taunt me I woke up to find mouse shit on my toilet seat.
I fear it will grow tired of my attempts to capture it and dispose of me soon.
>>183605063
but the butt sniffer was
thoughts???
sick of ursa every fucking game
>play carry
>get clueless supports
>play support
>get clueless carry
when do I get off this ride
>>183611671
never
>>183611671
>play a roamer
>have your fun
>lose mmr
it's ok
>>183611523
>>183611671
When you get good and starting playing mid hero that carry those shitters.
>>183611804
>play unranked pudge
>do whatever u want
>have fun
>don't lose mmr
it's great
>>183612103
what if you're not a 12 year old thirdie though
>vintage Summit
this shit is good
>>183585287
I understand kotlguy's casting on a good day is barely average-decent, and hey like I said i don't think hes an amazing caster at all. At every point of him casting or even talking to the panel or other people during DreamLeague, it just sounded even worse than usual, and again it wasn't great to begin with. Yet this entire LAN it was worse than usual. I don't know when the news broke out, but it almost sounded as though they broke the news that he wasn't going to TI mid-broadcast. Otherwise it would mean that KOTLguy straight up decided to show up and ruin casting for dreamleague on purpose, which is not something that I don't even think James would do.
>>183585457
Yeah that really sucks, I also don't feel Valve should have singled him out, there are def worse casters out there that made it in.
>>183611057
who?
>>183611671
Git gud
>>183612321
>there are def worse casters out there that made it in.
t. dakota
fuck off
>>183612267
>unistall.exe
apparently
>>183611950
isn't this shit basically based on winratio across every bracket? So you basically gonna have zeus/spectre counter most of heroes in that thing
How to fix bristleback
-Bristleback passive quill-spray now has a CD much like axe counter-helix
-Using Quill spray will activate passive CD so it doesnt cast twice at the same time.
Im giving you this one for free,icefrog.
>>183613059
the hero is not even that good already
>>183613059
Why is this allowed dotards ?
>>183613320
CCnC is /ourguy/
>hated by NADOTA
>hated by reddit
>insults Peruvians in pubs
>9k MMR dumpstered w33 in the qualifiers
Agree with the others tho
>>183613320
I agree with everything except Kaci and Slacks.
Yes slacks is an idiot but at least ti breaks pass without watching a boring loading screen.
migrate
>>183613520
>>183613320
>not liking CCnC
>? next to pajkatt
kill you are self
>>183613579
>seven posts early
fuck off
R8 this profile/judge me
>No supports
>>183613320
>hating kaci
uhh?
>>183612516
> i didnt read anything that you posted because im retarded
pic related its (YOU)
>>183613320
>weppas not thrown in a garbage bag
lemao?
>>183610384
Underrated