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Previous Thread: >>183497345

SPLATOON 2 IS NOW OUT

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> News
- The next NA/EU Splatfest is Mayonnaise vs Ketchup, to be held in the first weekend of August.
- Splatoon 2 needs 3.1 GB of space to install
- The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far) includes:
Splatoon 2 FA-11 Custom Gear (Switch)
Splatoon 2 Ika V Collaboration Gear (Switch)
- New Splatoon 2 Switch accessories have been announced. Products include green and pink joy-cons, a Splatoon 2 themed pro controller, and a console bundle (Switch + Splatoon 2 download key).
- Rotations are now every 2 hours instead of 4.
- New amiibo announced as well being inkling girl, boy and squid. They can save your current loadout and transfer it to another console, they also include exclusive gear!

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- http://pastebin.com/h04p6aqy (embed)

> FAQ
- http://pastebin.com/1wPYkZc9 (embed)

> Resources
- http://pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL (embed)

> Discord

- https://discord.gg/bPfxAVs

> Wiki
- http://splatoonwiki.org/

> User Stats
- http://splatoon.nintendo.net/

> if you want to add your friend code before splatoon goes out use this:
https://docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> list of FC:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing
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Because I'm uncreative, I dressed my amiibo as itself.
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>>183531474
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at what rank does this happen?
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>>183531391
Don't forget the Inkbrush is coming at 10pm EST!
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Is there any way to check how many Freshes your art post has?
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>>183531447
>different skin tone
you fucked up
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>>183531612
Had it happen to me as an overachiever.
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is the only way to get more than 2 slots on the gear from salmon or the app order shit?

i cant order gear from people when it has 3 or more and the shop only has 2 slot stuff
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Fucking hell, that section 4 boss is a nightmare without the charger. At least I got my Hero Replica skin.
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>>183531612
I think im going to tank my pay grade down to 140% for easy matches
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>>183531615
Don't forget to unlock your Herobrush!
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>>183531695
I think you need to be a specific level first?
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>>183531695
That squid is fresh as fuck.
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What's the most eggs you've gotten on a job? Go-Getter here
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>>183531391
If Discordfags used 4chan for something other than promoting their shitty server maybe they'd learn how to properly format the OP.
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>>183531773
well shit im only 7 and its slow as fuck since i used the money food instead of the exp one and i dont want to waste it

>>183531824
it doesnt look too bad for random shit i ordered through the app with 3 / 4 slots
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don't the amiibos have functions other than just saving your loadout? i thought they unlocked gear or something.
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>>183531695
My shop refreshed today and had a bunch of 3 slot gear, but other than that all my 4 slots have come from the app and the Salmon Run shirt.

This was at level 10
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>>183531981
They do.
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>>183531653
Do you mind if I save this image?
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You really do have to mute the game or you can't hear anyone over each others' games coming over the mic.
What a peculiar setup.
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Why can't scrubs ink spawn
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>>183531447
You need contacts not the hair clip
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>>183531985
Unrelated but which headphones are those?
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>>183532098
Yeah, I've got them on order.
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>just started crawling my way out of C-
>match found
>only 7 players
>our team starts 3v4

Why do you keep allowing this to happen, Nintendo? Does leaving people at a disadvantage like this deserve nothing more than a slap on the wrist from you guys?
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>>183532048
Has anyone here bought this headset yet
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>>183531981
You probably have to beat story mode first. Or maybe get to a certain level. Not sure what the requirements are.
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>>183532153
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>>183525469
What, are you going to begrudge people for being forced to resort to headcanon now because Nintendo can't write a resolution worth a damn? I'd still take it any day over a throwaway line that sounds like the premise of a bad doujin.
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Is the Splattershot Pro range really worth giving up a decent bomb and special for?
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>>183532351
It'd have been cool if it had the mic on it.
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>Glowfish event in Salmon Run
>Dude who gets it goes to a high corner near the basket
>Team sets up at the different chokes to defend him
>Easy as shit everything going to plan
>The retard with the flies MOVES out of the corner because his OCD just would not let him sit still for 60 seconds and jumps down somewhere
>Salmonids take a wildly different path and the team fucking panics
>Everyone gets mauled almost immediately because people can't just group the fuck up

JUST STAY THE FUCK WHERE YOU ARE THERES NO REASON TO MOVE WHEN THE EGGS COME TO YOU
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>>183532536
even if you don't like the kit it outranges almost every weapon everyone is currently using.
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why is there no turf war in ranked?
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>>183532746
Ranked is for objectives that you can decisively achieve in a way that ends the match right there.
turf war is just keep going until time runs out.
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Where did they go, /ink/?
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>>183532536
yes, your sub is still useful to the team and can be used to block/harass, ink storm is great for blocking routes and pushing enemies into specific lanes. really focuses ssp as a support weapon compared to the old setup.

but I still want ssp/ink grenade
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>>183532746
Babby mode. In all seriousness though Splat Zones.
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private /ink/ lobbies when?
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>lose in ranked
>bar starts cracking
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>get a 3k
>teammate woomy booyahs you
It makes it all worth it
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>>183532851

Special training
New threat
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Is the switch worth paying 400 for? I can't find the 299 ones anywhere.
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>>183532851
They're running a liberation mission to free Octarians from their mind control, integrating them into inkling society.
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>play rainmaker
>teammates have no idea what to do with the rainmaker and stay in our spawn the whole time
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Do people really think the Aerospray is bad now? It sucks that it doesn't have inkstrike anymore, but curling rush is good for pushing into enemy territory
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>>183533065
you’ll find an msrp switch. You just have to be patient
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>>183532851
Sunken Scrolls said it was for "research". Of what? Hell if I know.
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>>183532851
Research trip, says in a scroll
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>>183533065
Use istocknow and keep an eye out for Targets. Their tracking is pretty accurate and they show up as instock when the employees are out filling the shelves at 4am.

Walmart tracking is complete shit though, you cant really trust it and need to call them.
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>>183533226
I think it’s really good now.
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>>183533065
Yes
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>>183533226
Amazing for painting, shit for killing
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>tfw to stupid to win in Rainmaker
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>>183533065
You could buy one of the bundles with a physical nintendo game(s) and just sell those for basically full value because people will buy them. Not ideal but better than overpaying for the console alone.
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>The niggers who pop their supers on phase 1
>The niggers who pop BOTH of their supers on phase 1
>the niggers who pop their supers before the enemies even appear
>the niggers who pop their supers when the quota is already met
>the niggers who pop their supers near time out so even if it landed a hit they can't collect the eggs anyways
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>>183533556
Me
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>>183533442
This pretty much. Every time I run into the enemy team, I spam bombs and cause chaos for them so I can pull back and ink somewhere else
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can you have a bonus XP and bonus cash meal active at the same time?
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>>183533556
make it into a brain meme
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>>183533631
No, it overwrites
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splatfest idea
milk vs dark chocolate
alternatively
white vs dark chocolate
good or shit racial implications aside
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>>183533556
Actually, I have this problem in BotW too, when things get panicked sometimes I'll just accidentally stick click when I just meant to move quickly.
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Why even use anything but the splattershot desu
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>>183533556
I pop both right at the start as a way of showing dominance. My team looks at me and realizes I'm so confident I don't even need my specials they immediately look to me as a leader.
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>panic, hit R3, and accidentally go into tenta missiles mode
>die
>panic, hit Y instead of B and end up facing away from the enemy
>die
help
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>>183533920
You can cure panic by being an idiot like me
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>get 90/99 on Go Getter
>fuck yes just one more match
>massive lose streak brings me back down to part timer
>get back to 90/99 again on Go Getter
>fuck yes one just more match
>massive lose streak brings me down to 10/99
>crawl back up to 70/99
>quit
Help me. My heart can't take another let down.
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>>183533658
Idk if anything is a good idea. I thought cake v cream would at least be balanced if not cake sided, but it was like 70-30 cream.

I think Pizza v Hamburger would be decent
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>>183533658
But Dark chocolate would absolutely annihilate. Anyone with taste knows its for refined folk. Regular chocolate vs dark is another story then its even stevens
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>>183534085
Dark chocolate is just bad chocolate
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>>183533556
>the niggers who pop their supers when the quota is already met
I only do this when we're about to be fucking overrun since we don't get shit if we're dead
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>>183533851
That's not what anyone thinks. They think you are a noob and a retard. Especially if you can't make it to the end. I've seen plenty of niggers pop their supers at the beginning and we all lose the game in the end.
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tfw still on splat 1 cuz no switch
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>>183532952
please, i want to play with you guys and not be bullied
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>>183533556
I keep using my special by accident, it's really annoying
I guess the stick is more sensitive than the wii u? I don't know
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>>183534181
That's an exception.
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Why does marie miss squid jumps?
Do you lose the ability to squid and have to stay in humanoid form when you get older?
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>>183534085
you fuckin jokin me m8

Literally everybody loves milk chocolate, unless you just dont like chocolate.

Only a handful of people like dark because its so bitter, milk would obliterate dark
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>>183534380
Yes
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>First phase with Goldies and zerg rushers
>people popping supers where they spawn instead of grouping near the egg basket choke
>everyone splits up except for me and another guy at the basket and die
My only regret was not being able to save the guy that stayed with me.
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>>183534327
I find the joy con is more prone to it than the pro controller.
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>>183534380
>>183534421
Is that really true? Isn't Marie 19?
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>>183534243
get thicker skin and maybe /ink/ will play with you
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>>183534423
I wish Grizz gave advice telling people to group by the basket upon losing, instead all he says is "Ur fucked lol"
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>>183534380
She misses Squid Jump as in the minigame you'd use to play on the gamepad in the first game.
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>>183534243
I need to get my own rank/level up before I really start setting things up. And that's only after I finish the story.
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>>183534072
They did that in the first game.
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>>183534408
I hate the taste and texture of milk chocolate. Like melty cream shit that is way too sweet, it doesn't taste good, only makes me thirsty. Dark chocolate is actually good though.
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>>183534484
That's like 55 in squid years.
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>>183534519
stop bullying me
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>>183533556
Is that Samus getting powered up by Getter Rays?
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Is it true detaching the joycons from the grip makes it easier to aim? I feel fucking weird as shit without the grip when I try
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do people know how to let the rainmaker reset or am i just cursed to get paired up with retards forever? these motherfuckers keep trying to carry it from all the way inside our base and i can't even get out of C- because of it.
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>>183534613
She isn't the only one.
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>Bring back 2 (TWO) maps from splatoon 1
>Theyre the 2 worst maps in splatoon 1
???
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>>183534757
Yes.
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>>183534704
Marie is a cute 55 year old.
>>183534729
She's shinesparking
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Is kelp dome coming back?
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>>183534728
I'm just teasing you anon
seriously though get thicker skin you little squit
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>>183534728
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>>183534704
So, literal GRANDMA?
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I just finished the campaign, and that final boss was A+++++++ holy shit
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>>183534771
As someone who has never played rainmaker, explain. I only played splatzones in Splatoon 1. I don't even think rainmaker existed when I played ranked.
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>>183534970
fat forehead
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>>183535056
Everything besides the music was good.
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>>183534928
When will Samus and Shin Getter Robo preform a double Shinespark together?
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>>183535117
Phase 3's was good, but 1 and 2 were disappointing.
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>>183533226
It's still THE WORST weapon in the game combat wise and badly needs a buff so you aren't a free kill.

Curling rush is shit because the pucks move to slowly to be a real threat to anyone who is not braindead and a smart player will bumrush you splat you mid rush. The gun itself is more efficient at covering turf than using the rush too.
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>>183535087
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is gold dynamo in this game?
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>>183533065
Never pay anything beyond the MSRP. You'e just encouraging scalpers. Just wait, more will come.
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MORAY TOWERS IS BALANCED
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>>183535587
Sure is when the enemy team has a disconnect, isn't it?
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>>183535371
>a smart player will bumrush you splat you mid rush
Bounce a few off a wall, swim to his flank, pop up, shoot at him and throw more bombs until either you or him are dead. If he kills you, chances are he'll get stuck on your ink and die by one of your bombs you spammed. Curling Rush is hardly for direct kills. It's for confusion and rushing areas
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>>183535434
I got your gold dynamo right here, honey
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>>183535068
if the enemy drops the rainmaker too far into your base, it's better to suicide with the rainmaker, or (if time allows) just pop the bubble and leave it for a while.
after that the rainmaker resets to the center of the map, making the distance to win shorter than having to carry it out.
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>>183535763
oic, makes sense.
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>>183534234

You cannot honestly think he's serious
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>>183535587
>4v3
delete your post
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>>183533556
>the squiggers who never pop their supers
worst
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>>183535995
I've seen so many people do this shit it has me wondering if they think they're "cool". It's hard for me to accept that THAT many people are retarded.
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>>183536045
Nice twitter meem
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For those of you that haven't already, I highly recommend buying the art book. 300 pages of squid kids and lore.
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>>183535587
>Not even breaking 2000p
Fucking casual.
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>>183535587
>Neko Chara
>Devilgear
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>tfw Salmons splat you when you just activated your special
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Can you stack food buffs?
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Single player gets me weapon skins and tickets to catch up with exp I didnt get 'cause I was doing single player instead of multiplayer. Multiplayer actually gets me levels to unlock gear with more slots.

But what does grizzco get me that I want? I already have the 4-slot shirt, I dont exactly need cash because I cant do anything with the cash before I level up enough to be scrubbing and rerolling gear.
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>>183534263

Personally, I use -2 to -3 on motion control, and -1 to 0 on stick control. Lets you turn quick, but stays precise on motion. Flickshots are your friend on Blasters and Chargers.
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>>183536650
No
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>>183536650
no, it overwrites
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>>183536736
Tickets for gaining specific abilities, ability chunks, cash, exclusive gear
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>>183536510
What the fuck these are cute. Can someone scan and post these? They're image macro quality.
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>>183536635
>tfw you get the blaster and bomb rush/stingray
>tfw you get swarmed and have no options to get yourself out of the situation, so you consign to your defeat
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That second boss in single player was surprisingly hard for it being so early. I was really expecting this entire thing to be a complete joke.
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>>183537123
Did you find the scroll on level 7? Either I'm fucking blind or it actually doesn't exist.
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>>183535708
I'll take situations that NEVER happen for 200 Alex.

Either way the Aerospray badly needs a buff. Because it doesn't matter how much turf you cover if you die in every engagement.
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>>183537205
Can be found at checkpoint 3. On the right side of the area. Jump down to the glass floor. Follow it all the way back to find a crate. Shoot it and collect the Sunken Scroll.
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I miss the old specials.
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>>183537312
So it turns out that I am, in fact, fucking blind. That or they're getting more clever about hiding those things than the first game. Thank you for your help.
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This is a bit hard to explain but they fucked up the gyro reset. I can't curl my controller higher than reset the reticule back to it's neutral position, it seems the game doesn't allow for you to go back to the neutral vertical when the controller is aimed past a certain height. This doesn't let me hold the controller at a comfortable angle when laying back.
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>>183537572
http://bitesizegamer.com/index.php/2017/07/22/splatoon-2-all-sunken-scrolls-and-sardinium-locations/
Heres the guide i used for them if you need it for more.
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So I finally got splatoon 2 but I've yet to finish the single player. Are there any really big spoilers or can I keep the thread open again?
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>>183537658
You're just asking to get spoiled son
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>>183537658
I'll just let you know that quite a few people who aren't reviewers have beaten the game. Spoilers might just be here, but maybe we have a bit of taste. Maybe we don't, I don't know. Regardless, be wary.
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Does special charge up do anything for splashdown?
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>>183537268
It never happens because you're not doing it right.
I think the Aerospray is fine the way it is. I can still burn dudes down in close quarters and run when I'm outranged. It'd be fucking retarded to make it do even more damage with that RoF or extend it's range. It can already turn the tide of a match in 10 seconds, why have it murder everyone as well?
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>>183537658
coming here is a mistake
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Does anyone else find that this game really lacks wallclimbing? It was my key tactic in 1 but all the new maps have very few walls so I'm fucked.
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>>183537658
>doesnt want spoilers
>is on the internet

When you have a game that you care about the story in you need to pretend you live in a third world country without internet.
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>>183537718
>>183537831
>>183537895

Well I'm asking because Splatoon 1 single player was just running around a shooting things. I was wondering of Splatoon 2 was different.
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>>183537123
the samurai one? fuck that guy

>>183537558
same
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Snow Delta Straps have just appeared on SplatNet. They're god damn slippers or some shit, they won't beat the 15k shoes being sold yesterday.

Main Saver main slot, potential of being Bomb Defence on 3 subs.

Someone needs to fucking make a website for this.
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I want a gold dynamo roller
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>>183537786
Please respond
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>port mackerel

Kill me
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Anyone got any tips for a mid-tier player like me? I played quite a bit of Splatoon 1 and although I was doing good with all the shitters earlier, Ranked is quite painful. In particular, I find it hard to kill 1-2 people without being immediately splatted by someone behind me.
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>flyfish can still fire after the wave finishes
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>Splat Zones

FUCK
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>>183537813
Bullshit, the pucks move to slowly and have to small of range for the type of strategy you want to pull off effectively. Also it requires the enemy to be completely retarded to allow that to happen to them.

The Aerospray badly needs a buff. The only reason it didn't get one last game was because people could bitch about inkstrikes. This time it has a shit special so there is no excuse.
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>>183533851
Hahahahahahahhahahah thank you funny man
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>>183538007
The blaster level tilted me off the face of the planet, and the herobrush level wasn't much better. fuck you nintendo make easier games
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>>183534172
White chocolate is not even real chocolate, though.

Dark chocolate has more of that base flavor while having enough flavor to work, assuming you're not 15 or under.
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dosh
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Has anyone actually gotten a bonus from the Splatnet ink milestone stuff yet?
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>>183538502
Dark chocolate is for subhumans
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8 levels in and I'm still trying to press X or A to jump sometimes ...
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>>183538565
How do you get that much
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>>183538502
every time with you people
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so....how's the spyke replacement
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>>183538479
>Bullshit, the pucks move to slowly and have to small of range for the type of strategy you want to pull off effectively
It worked for me and I've been using it since yesterday. I highly doubt everyone I've killed with this method was trash. Guarantee over time people will have a much better counter for it since I use the surprise of stopping my rush to shoot or relocate than to keep throwing like a dumbass, but for now this is what works for me.
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>>183538483
But they do, BotW was a fucking joke.

I thought we learned from games like Skyrim that being able to pause and chug down potions really fucks with combat difficulty.
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>>183537658
Look at the inside of the case your game came in. That's all the spoilers all in one picture, so I'd say no, there's nothing at all to spoil
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>>183537786
>>183538186
Special charge up just means that you don't need to spread as much ink to get your special.
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>>183538730
cute
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>>183537647
I had to use a guide for one of the scrolls and I feel really fucking bad about it
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>>183533658
they already have a black girl vs mayo I don't think they're afraid of racial implications
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Why does it feel like there's a shit ton of stuff I still don't know about this game? Almost nothing is explicitly explained about certain things. Splatnet usage and Amiibo gear distribution especially.
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Anyone know if the Dual Squelcher is in the game still? Need my Squelcher.
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Is there a way to queue up with friends against randos, other than joining on someone and hoping you get in?
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>>183538730
better at his job
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>>183538703
that's how much cash you get from the daily superbonus. that, or some amount of chunks/tickets.
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>>183538841
You can't use Splatnet until you play online at least once.
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Is there a way to adjust your height with the inkjet?

I just fall behind walls and die with it
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>>183538703
Mr Grizz's hush money for letting him watch you change
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Is anyone else having connectivity issues? I got dropped from my last three matches because it said my connection was unstable but the matches before it were fine.
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>>183538740
>worked for me
I'll take bullshit for 400 Alex
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>>183538764
Sankyu
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I can't into motion controls. What are your sensitivity settings?

Currently doing okay but feel I don't have entire control at -4 gyro -1 sick. Feels like I'm wavin all over the place and hard to keep steady.
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>>183539110
You act as though it's literally impossible to kill someone with a curled bomb bouncing off a surface or trick them into backing up into a previously curled bomb.
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>>183538862
It shows up as a weapon in Salmon Run, so I'd assume so.
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Size 18 clown shoes
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>>183539201

Mine is 1 for motion and 5 for right stick. You gotta get used to it. Single player is great practice.
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>>183539378
Why are so many of the shoes super long?
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>>183539201
1 motion and 5 on stick, feel like I should move up to 1.5 or 2 motion though.
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>>183539378
Cute
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>>183539290
It only works against someone who is retarded and it's not a viable strategy against anything with range like a spalttershot who will always 2 hit kill you Beucase it won't matter if you bounce it off the wall, they'll just get right to their max range splat you and walk around your pucks.

Which is why I will say again, the Aerospray needs a buff badly.
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I've got the Hero Shot, Hero Blaster, and Hero Brella; what should I go for next?
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>>183537558

SAME2
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Okay, are there any good specials in this game?
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>>183539378
>being black
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>175% pay grade
>overachiever
>wave 3
>quote met
>everyone doing well
>suddenly everyone fucking dies in the last ten seconds
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>>183539580
Heto splatling or hero brush!
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God dammit, I made this drawing on my computer and hand copying the pixels onto the switch is the most terrible job ever. Hopefully I'll still be able to do it. Pic related, it's the drawing.
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>>183539702
It's super easy to get gangbanged or caught in a corner or some bad ink at the end
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>>183539459
No idea, they have climbing shoes but I didn't try them on yesterday to see how small they were, I imagine those will be the smallest
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>>183539682
Palest possible white master race here
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>>183539678
Tentamissles, Splashdown, and Ink Armor are all pretty good if you know how to use them properly.
The beam of ink sucks cocks, though.
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What's the ranks of salmon run? I'm at 60/99 Go-getter right now which is like 155% pay.
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>>183539798
Get some sun, you lump of paste.
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>>183539786
Some are pretty normal sized, sneakers usually are unless they're like adidas big tongue high top styled
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>>183539761
How do Japs draw shit like this on the Switch? Like what methods?
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>>183539761
How do people draw shit like this?
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>>183539552
>it's not a viable strategy against anything with range
Exactly, which is why if they start rushing, I throwing bounce bombs off the closest wall and swim backwards. That way the bomb detonated closer to me so they stop pushing. There's a strategy for everything dude. I can't just flank towards a Jet Squelcher like I would a splattershot. I have to back up and try to hit them from behind or just go ink somewhere else.
If an Aerospray can go head to head with a Squelcher, there's something wrong with balancing.
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>>183540006
>>183540016
It's just stippling you fuckin nerds
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>Splatnet store says bobble hat has ink saver main as regular ability
>It's in the shop and has quick super jump

Uhh
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>>183540006
>>183540016
I took some fanart of Marina from online, cropped it, resized it, and used GIMP to make it 1 bit black and white, with grayscale shading. Only thing I have to do now is copy the pixels individually onto the switch, which is a pain in the ass to do - I've had to restart 3 times because I messed up.
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>>183539914
I choose to shield myself from the sun to preserve my perfect skin
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>>183539702
>not being a profreshional
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>>183531612
overachiever, profreshional
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>>183540095
English please
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I wish I could look like this all the time.
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>>183539997
Yeah the puffy hitops are reasonably proportioned
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>>183539759
Going for the Hero Brush!
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>>183531695
I think it's just random, I remember getting a 3-slot jacket as soon as I started using the app at about level 5 or 6.
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>>183540179
dots
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>>183540086
>Have to run away
Which is proof that the Aerospray needs a Buff badly because if you have to retreat, it means you'd lose.
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>>183540179
Put it in google dumbass
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Is it just me or are the inklings far lewder in this game?
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Is profeshional the highest rank in Salmon Run? I cant ever chain enough wins together to fill the bar to 99
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>>183540163
They should add a pixel by pixel grid thing. Like the patterns in the Animal Crossing games.
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I wish you could change the setting when posing with Marie or I guess callie
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I am the god of Splat. You may woomy, but I will ignore your cries
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>>183540096
the regular ability likely means brand influence. since the hat is splash mob and thats the ink saver main brand
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>>183540190
that beret makes anyone wearing it look like a french fag, which is the equivalent of a double nigger
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>>183539849
>want to use charger for fun
>stuck with stinkray
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>>183540338
Are you serious? Running away from something with superior range means it needs a buff? Why not just utilize it in it's kill range instead? What you're saying is no different than saying a roller needs more range to kill a charger.
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>>183540519
why is everyone here playing as blacks?
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>>183540391
squinja
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>>183540608
Why do you care when you can change everything about your inkling's appearance whenever you want?
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>>183540414
YES! I am about to resort to printing the thing out because it's so damn difficult. They need to add that while they fix the issue of the cursor skipping a pixel.
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>>183540608
Cuz we're Black?
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>>183540608
Ive only seen 2 blacks here
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Salmon Run is crack
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>>183540391
I've seen "Head of Company"
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>router is on the other side of the house
>could play splatoon on the wii u with no problems
>every match on splatoon 2 is a communication error

how do i fix this besides getting closer to the router in handheld mode?
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>>183539678
Baller is neat
Bomb rush is still in

I'm still not sure what the ink cloud is supposed to do, though. It seems pointless.
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>>183540524
Think I'll order it anyway

Swim speed main seems better than super jumo
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>>183536247
Are there lewd squid girls?
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>>183540525
>[spaghettis in baguette]
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>>183540850
Depends.
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>>183540593
It means you can't win against it if they know where you are, Ergo you are just an easy kill for them and can still beat you even if you have the upper hand. Also you can't utilize it's kill range because it doesn't have one and you're going to get killed against anyone who's not a retard.

This is why the Aerospray is a terrible weapon and desperately needs a Buff. You can successfully ambush someone, but they'll just turn to your general direction and kill you because of how weak it is, its wide spread and short range.

Pic related, if you replace the flamethrower with the Aerospray and the rocket launcher with ANYTHING ELSE IN THE GAME. You have this comic.
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>>183540964
>anything else in the game
>not being specific
>not saying the Blaster

This splash damage sure is a good weapon.
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>>183541050
>Blaster
>Guy point blanks you
>Dead
NEXT
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>>183536510
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>>183540814
You have 3 choices
1. Get a router with a stronger output
2. Set up another router to relay the signal between the switch and the primary router
3. Run a wire to the switch
3 is the ideal, but it may be hard to do depending on your house layout, if it is possible do to so, I'd recommend you do that regardless of what console you're using because wifi adds additional latency.
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>>183540964
I honestly can't relate to any of this, so I won't continue to argue about it. I can't call you wrong since I've never experienced that situation and I'm sure it happens.
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>>183531865
No pic, but got 70 once before 3rd round before being assblasted by high tide grillers
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>>183541154
That one-hit sound is the best god damn sound in the game. In addition, it just tears up bosses in Salmon Run. Just gotta not get dicked by how low your ammo count is.
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I just unloicked .52 gal. How good is this weapon for turfing?
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>>183540941
On what?
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>>183541367
i got 67 in the first round against the glowfucks. we wiped with about 95 in round 3
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Did the final boss
what a let down
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Is there an advantage to saving Crusty Sean's food tickets for later levels, or do you get the same net gain at any level?
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>>183540006

2 color gif dithering, it's not hard it's just tedious.
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>>183541530
Better in ranked, decent for turf war
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>>183536247
>bought the Japanese version
>can't read Japanese
>open it a few times and put it away forever
fuck me
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>>183541530
Is not bad. It's slightly more towards killing, considering its slow fire rate, but it can still cover ground well.
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>>183540675
I thought you could only change hair/shorts?
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What does the increased special power ability do to the ink shield special? Make it absorb more?
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>>183537558
Bubbler and Kraken were one of the biggest issues, on the other hand, the game feels empty without the killer wave's SFX
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Question - if you used 3 subs of double up, would you get an 8x main ability piece? Because that seems just unfair.
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>>183541726
Its not like you need to read to play Splatoon
It just gives the game a little more flavor
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>>183541837
To answer your question, the ability doubler only appears on Splatfest shirts. Don't worry about it.
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>>183541937
Thank god, I was worried we would have ultimate min/maxing!
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>>183541896
I'm talking about the artbook...
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>>183542005
In addition, the doubler only appears as a main ability. It pretty much balances out how you don't get your top tier shirt by giving you doubles of your subs on it. You basically get 2/3 of a main out of all three sub slots.
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I just want to practice with the weapons I like, but how can I pass up xp bonuses like this?

Doubt I can get level 5 with the Blaster though.
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Who approved this
What is this supposed to be advertising
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>>183542264
Don't worry about levels. You'll play so damn much you'll hit the cap anyways.
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I don't know guys
the first game has so much more charm than this one...
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If you haven't gotten Hero Shot Replica yet, you don't belong here.
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>>183542376
The bigger crime is
>still no skirts for boys
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>>183542434
Explain
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>>183542434
Yeah, the new training area looks like shit
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>>183542470
B-but I dedicated all my available playtime towards Salmon Run...
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What do the Knuckles of DJ Octavio's new bot say?
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Any salmon run webms or vids around? I wanna see the chaos
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>>183542376
Inkling prostitution is legal in Inkopolis.
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>>183540608
Why do you care in the first place?
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I was disappointed by how in single player callie was being mind controlled rather than choosing to go to the octarians for whatever reason. I didn't expect her to go full evil I just thought she might have her own reasons and we'd learn a little something about her
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>1st wave
>High Tide
>double Grillers back to back the entire wave
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>never see Woomys in just glorious spats anymore

Pants were a mistake.
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>>183542979
what?
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>>183541356
Trust me, if you get kills with the aerospray it means you're fighting people who are idiots. It's why you don't see people using it for splatzone when quickly covering the control point is a necessity. Because it can't kill in a stand up fight.
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>>183543092
His post was perfectly clear.
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>>183542979
>am woomy
>wear spats for old times sake
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>>183542434
Spla2n is way more balanced though. No more OP specials really fixed pvp.
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>>183542737
It's all right. You'll go somewhere else, just not here.
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>>183543196
Damage and defense ups were way more detrimental in 1
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>>183543196
>No more op specials

There's just shit ones now. Give it a month and tentamissiles, inkjet and ink armor will be everywhere
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>>183542585
New music is boring and stale mostly
Singleplayer and especially last boss weren't as fun as the first one
they fucked up the idols in EU and NA
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>>183543158
not really
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>>183543092
Ever since Splatoon 2 released with the option to wear pants, people with female Inkling characters have chosen to wear them, as opposed to just the default spats. This saddens him.


Doesn't get any clearer than that.
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>>183543347
Baller is pretty decent too
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>>183543404
Sounds like you need to lurk more.
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>>183540095
>calling someone else a nerd
>When you actually know what the term stippling means
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>>183542979
I still run with the old default look. Everything else looks terrible in comparison to the twintail/spats combo.
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How does sub power up affect mines?
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>>183542857
Are you me? I was hoping for that or anything, but then hypnosis bullshit and she doesn't do anything outside of the last fight anyway.
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>High Tide
>ON the current map

YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>183537558
When they said they had new specials, I thought they were in addition to the ones they already had. Kind of sucks that it's not the case.
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what purpose has the first sniper special? Is it just me or is it completly useless.
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>>183543654
Does anybody else feel like high tide on that map is easier than low tide? No elevator bullshit changes everything.
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>>183543662
Stingray? Yeah it's pretty shit
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>Salmon Run
>Everyone splits up
>THIS WAY upon seeing a boss
>No one follows
>I die
>Everyone else dies

This is the life I must live.
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>>183537558
I don't miss getting bubbled or krakened. Fuck that shit.
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>>183543770
Depends on what spawns desu, I usually end up getting drizzled on while trying to dodge 3 steel eels
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>>183542434
Did you miss the cones?
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>>183542857
>>183543607
To be fair, we still don't know how Octavio got out or why she put the shades on in the first place. It could be that she did feel slighted by losing to Marie, and maybe one day while griping about it at the Cuttlefish Cabin, Octavio noticed her, coddled up to her saying stuff like she was his favorite. And that if she freed him, he'd help her get the edge on her cousin. So, in this low state, she complies. She lets him go. In exchange, he gives her the hypnoshades, not knowing he plans to use her freshness and singing ability to conquer the new Sea-world.

Speculating aside, I'm actually fairly content that as far as we know, it wasn't voluntary, and that while she might have been upset at losing, she'd never go to such lengths or hurt her cousin.
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>>183537558
The Sting Ray needs another buff.
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>>183543770
>20 Eels guarding 15 Steelheads while 20 Snipers Snipe and each player is dancing around their own personal MAWS

no
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Has /ink/ done league battles yet
Has anyone done league battles
I wanna league battles
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>>183543801
You just need to get good enough to carry your team.
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>>183543770
you're either baiting or apprentice rank. Once you get to Go-Getter/Professional rank, you start getting a dozen bosses attacking you at once.
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So does this game force me to get a smart phone like some hispter faggot. if I want to to use splatnet?
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>24 kills 4 special kills
I'm sorry squibs
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brush fags need to neck themselves
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>>183544567
You can always use an emulator on your pc
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>>183544567
I guess so. It really should just be a fucking website. That's what the app feels like anyway
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>>183544567
Can't you just emulate the use of the app like a hipster faggot?
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are there sniper without stingray?
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Anyone else seeing one person disconnect every game?
I just played eight games and every time one random person got disconnected.
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>>183544647
>>183544626
>PC
What do I look like a total faggot?
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>>183544567
who doesn't have a smartphone in this day and age? are you 80?
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>>183544692
Other splat charger version has suction bomb rush

Eliter has inkstorm

All bad options till they release one with a good special
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>Salmon Run gives a niggerton of money
If only you could unlock all the clothing tiers through SR, I'd never play fucking ranked or turf war
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>Have to ask for your bonus every 100p or you lose it

What the fuck
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>>183544789
>Doesn't have a smartphone to run the app
>Doesn't have a computer to emulate a smartphone
How are you even posting here?
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fun fact: if a team mate dcs, your rank meter won't crack. Pretty neat
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>>183544692
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>>183544971
Mine stacked just fine.
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>>183545108
>>183544873
thanks
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>>183544884
You can just order items from splatnet and it doesn't have a level requirement to get the 3 star gear.
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>>183545075
>Needing a smartphone and letting all your information be known to everyone
>Using a PC like a plebeian
I'm part of the fresh group who stays away from the idolatry of the masses.
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>>183543376
Music isn't too bad.
Final boss could've been better, but the first game was a pretty hard act to top, to be fair.
As for the idols...well, I'm going to be very slow to forgive them if they don't at least give the Squid Sisters (as in both of them) a little more time in the spotlight before Splatoon 3 is announced. They were just asking for it by building up their reunion and then doing fuck all with it.

>>183544158
>Speculating aside, I'm actually fairly content that as far as we know, it wasn't voluntary, and that while she might have been upset at losing, she'd never go to such lengths or hurt her cousin.

My sentiments precisely; the Squid Sisters stories made it crystal clear that they were both worse off for being apart.

Though the premise for the final boss rematch that she put them on again because she liked how they looked is just stupid, and the excuse that she just "ran off somewhere" to justify her continued absence after the events of the final battle is less satisfying than even "she died on the way to her home planet". I'm trying to deal with it by retreating into headcanon about them planning a comeback concert when the Cap'n returns, but that's not much of a consolation seeing as it's little more than

I'm half-convinced Nintendo's trying to remove her from the series in some insane interpretation of the final S1 splatfest. It just makes no sense to me as to why would they be trying to throw half of the duo whose reception was positive enough to justify multiple hologram-powered "live" shows under the bus, but the alternative that they were too lazy to even write a passable excuse for why she's not around at the end is just as bad.
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>Overachiever high tide grillers
THE HORROR

THE HORROR
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Ink mines are actually really good in Splatoon 2... Wow
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>>183545108
where my damn bamboozler!
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>>183540608
Because squiggers have a natural advantage with the N-Zap.
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>>183545270
Yeah, but I want ALL the gear
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>>183543376
I find music to be much better this time honestly.
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Where the fuck can I find 4 slot headgear? Do they even exist? I have a shirt and shoes with 4 slots but no headgear.
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>>183545172
No you don't get it. I stack it to 300p

Oh look I should grab some. I grab my 200p item. The other items then disappear.

If that's how it works then why am I able to grab my 200p item and then get my 400p item as soon as that unlocks, too? That's inconsistent.

This is what I mean by "losing it" If you dont grab a reward when it unlocks you'll lose it by getting a different one. But if you grab them all as they unlock, you'll get 7 in a day.
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>>183545569
4 slots? What the fuck

Can you upgrade to that much
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>>183545684
What?

I went to 700p today without getting my bonuses and all 7 of them were waiting for me when I grabbed them.
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>>183545295
Nah, They aren't gonna get rid of her. That'd be insane. Fact of the matter is, it's not just Marie that was popular. It was the Squid Sisters that were popular. Marie is literally only half as good on her own.

My bet is they didn't put her in the post game for two reasons.
>Laziness
>She has to be in the boss arena in case you go back and re fight Octavio

Her putting on the glasses again is annoying, but mildly amusing, so I'll let it pass.
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>>183545715
Probably counting the main ability slot for some reason
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Did the Jet Squelcher get a buff to it's firerate? It feels faster than Splatoon1
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>>183545826
They could've simply moved her back there if needed, just like they did with Cap'n cuttlefish in the first game. What else would you call that unless it's either laziness or actively trying to get rid of her?
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>>183544567
sounds like you're the hipster faggot
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Ok, how do I get good, seriously.

Regular aiming is absolutely retarded, since its a fucking console shooter without auto assist. Gyro controls are complete ass and turn you in directions you dont want to go, and are shaky as hell.

But I know if I can get good with ranged weapons I can dominate. Does the pro controller actually help a lot? Wtf should i do
>>
Can we not extend slots anymore? Murch keeps saying he's busy and won't do it.
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>>183546074
Just get used to motion controls, scrub
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>start thinking im getting good at ranked
>win a few games in a row, some dominantly
>then lose the next few in a row

Just lost the last 1 by 1 fucking point. Just had to hold the zone for 1 second more.

Repeat forever.

One day I'll reach B rank.
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>>183546095
You needed to hit lvl 20 or 30 before for it

Can't remember which
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>found out what the Squid Sister amiibos do after the campaign is completed
for the love of all that is holy, can someone PLEASE confirm and provide photographic evidence that you can take a picture of Marie in the school girl outfit, this didn't even occur to me until I got off of work and now I am horny as fuck
>Gamestop out of threepacks
>Purple squids already being scalped for three times normal retail price for individual amiibos
at least I got a Popillo plush and a Lycanrock code that expires next week out of it
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>>183546074
If you don't use motion controls you'll have to settle for being trash tier in this game. It would be like loading up Quake 3 or CS 1.6 with a controller.
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>>183546074
>turn you in directions you don't want to go, and are shaky as hell

Turn down your motion control sensitivity.
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>>183545108
Well looks like I need to get good with the Dualies. It has the only loadout I like, aside from the Mini Splatling or the Carbon Roller.

>Toxic Mist is only on three weapons

Eat a dick, Nintendo.
>>
Are the ink balloons fucking worthless or is it just me?
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>>183546001
Yeah, I mean, octavio being stuck in a snowglobe by the cap'n didn't stop him from being able to be re-fought.
You could have her there by Marie and wave it away in the boss dialogue like they do anyway.

They aren't going to get rid of her though. It's just laziness.
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So I did the first set of levels, what are these frame pieces I am collecting?

I am still torn on if I want to 100% or not. I want to player without checking over each ledge to see if there is a cheeky hidden area
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Hit overachiever in Salmon run, things are fucking hard. Here's the objective tier list.
>Easy tier
Low Tide

>Fun tier
Low Tide Mothership
High Tide Glowflies
Low Tide base cannons

>Average tier
Normal Tide
Normal Tide Glowflies

>HELL Tier
Normal Tide Grillers
Normal Tide Fog

>THERE'S NO ESCAPE tier
High Tide

> THERE IS NO FUN, THERE IS ONLY Ẃ̴̛͜O̸͞ǪM̛̛̀Y̧͘ tier
High Tide Grillers
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>>183546260
Burst Bombs?

Yeah, it's just you. They're one of the better subs in the game.
>>
>>183545813

The fuck? Well all mine disappeared.

I think.... Maybe I'm confused because I only saw a confirmation screen regarding the polo shirt?
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>>183546095
You probably have to get to a certain level like in the first game.
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>>183546074
Once you get used to motion controls theyre arguably better than KB/M. I know I certainly prefer motion controls to a mouse.
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>>183546001
No, it's absolutly lazyness. I think they thought they could get away with being lazy with Callie now because the Sisters are gonna play a role in an update soon so they thought they could get away with it. Or Ninty's retarded. Really those are the only two explanations.
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>>183545295
It's pure laziness. They aren't going to come up with alternate intros and dialogue for if you beat the single player or not for each and every update, so once she's written out of the initial game she's out for good.

She'll be back in Splatoon 3 when her rescue becomes canon regardless of if you beat Splatoon 2's hero mode or not. Until then, you'll be left to your imagination.
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>>183546367
Probably, theres no window telling you what was in each individual capsule, only the one asking if you want gold for your duplicate shirt.
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>>183546219
Thanks, I'll keep at it.
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Is salmon run result screen ordered from best to worst?
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>Skip from C- to B-

Nice
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>>183546337
>Having trouble with Grillers on High tide on the current map.
Are you a fucking casual?

Have the guy who's being marked sit back near the container and let everyone one else camp near the grates and blast the shit out of the approaching grillers.
>>
I really wish this Callie faggot would shut the hell up with complaining about Callie only being a boss.

EVERY FUCKING THREAD with this shit...
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>>183546337
>having trouble with grillers
that's cute mr. overachiever. you'll get gud soon
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>>183546584
>skip from B- to C+
;_;
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>>183545826
>Marie is literally only half as good on her own.
there was no reason for Callie to exist once Marie put on the yukata
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>>183546584
>Will forever be a C player
They need to find a way to just have better players skip over people like me.

I'd do a lot better if this game had wiimote support.
>>
What the fuck is with all of the Knack 2 posting in Inkpolis?
Is it a meme or do people actually want a sequel to such a mediocre game?
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>>183546685
But that Octosuit.
I mean, I'm a Mariefag, but cmon.
>>
>>183546803
she manage to be less presentable than the actual octarian, unless Marina has a tramp stamp that I don't know about
>>
Are there fedoras in splatoon 2? this umbrella just makes me wanna be a faggot online
>>
>You can order anything on display on Splatnet, not just the one ending soon.
Fuck, I'm stupid.
>>
is this game worth putting my switch into a DMZ
>>
new splatnet item inbound
>>
Theory time
Idol duo for the next game will be
>Marie
>Either Pearl or Marina, whoever wins Spla2n's final Splatfest
Callie (best girl) and the loser will be demoted to cameos in the single player
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>>183546995
and may I add, that with all the stupid shit she said in S1, I wouldn't be surprised if she's DJ Khaled tier, and it would be even less surprising if she says "Another one" every subsequent attack during the boss when I get to it
>>183547218
>Pearl and Marie
my dick can only get so hard
>>
>>183546337
What's it called when a horde of hundreds of redeyed enemies spawn and bumrush you during night, in the fog, with glowflies coming?
>>
If I order an item off splatnet and by the time I go to claim it its off the store, can I still buy it?
>>
>>183546434
Should I be afraid that the latter seems just as likely as the former if not more so?
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>>183546685
The yukata changes nothing, her personality still suffers for it and even their own lore suggests things were better when they were a duo. Who else is she going to play off, fucking Sheldon?
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how long should it take me to beat all the levels with 1 weapon?
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>guy named Tim on my team
>he doesn't carry us

Why is this allowed?
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INKBRUSH IS LIVE
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>dualies in normals
>the biggest shitters imaginable
>dualies in ranked
>horrifying engines of destruction
what the fuck
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>Can't see auto bombs in the mess of a battle

This thing is stupid
>>
>>183547697
I've been playing since splatoon 1 launch, and I still don't understand the functional difference between this and octobrush. Sure, this is faster and can swing more quickly, but they basically play the same, don't they?
>>
>>183547538

2 to 3 hours depending on weapon and how fast you are at clearing lairs.
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>>183547697
>campaign
>Sheldon explaining the radio interference
>Marie: OH SORRY *KRRRT* SHELDON IM IN A TUNNEL *KRRRRRRRRT*

i dont blame them, hes annoying as fuck and his music sucks
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>>183547779
Octobrush has much larger range, even larger than the aerospray. (Which needs a buff NOW.)
>>
>>183547779
you can say that about all shooters
or rollers
or chargers
or splatlings
or sloshers
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>>183547779
They are like the difference betweem the gals, or the carbon and normal roller, if that makes any sense
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Any tips on using Dualies? I can get a bunch of splats but I find it hard to get big points.

How do I cover more ground with them to get higher points?
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>>183547841
Marie was hilarious in the campaign
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/13508615

I need to know the truth.
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>>183547891
Ah. I didn't realize how big the range difference was. I mostly play splatlings and squelchers, so I usually can't tell small differences in range apart that much
>>
what are the dimensions for the in game posts?
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>>183547218
I'm thinking maybe for the last one, it'd be Squid Sisters vs Off the Hook.
>>
>>183547351
Probably. But nintendo said Cuttlefish "might" come back, as opposed to the "we have no plans" they usually go with. Him returning would free up Marie to go do something with Callie, so look for that to be announced.
>>
>>183533851
Save some pussy for the rest of us
>>
What's the yellow line on your ranked bar mean?
>>
>>183547969
>captcha
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>tfw no inkbrush in one hand, gun in the other
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>Getting the blaster in Salmon Run
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>>183548227
Read the ranked rules by pressing Minus.
Basically, if you break the meter but your above the line, you don't derank. You just lose a lot of points.
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>want to play multiplayer
>can't
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>>183548318
>getting the dualies in salmon run
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>My main weapon is back
>First DLC weapon
>Could bought it without needing to level up
>No need to buy other weapons now
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>>183547841
>I'M IN A TUNNEL IN AN ELEVATOR
jej
>>
>>183548141
Possibly, though I'm more worried by the fact that it gives them an easy out if they're called out for it since they could say "we never said it would be a guarantee" or some shit.

They might not even have meant that in the context of said return happening in this game at that matter. Would it kill these people to give a straight answer instead of lvague BS that could mean anything?
>>
IS the Zapper89 in the game? I just see people running around with 85
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>Haven't seen Inkwall or Sprinkler on any weapons yet
Are they gone?
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>those tiny salmonoids that dodge every attack
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>>183548728
Inkwall is on the Firefin Splat Charger and Splattling has the sprinkler
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>>183548753
>You're using the Blaster
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>>183545280
>All these rapid blasters and n-zaps
I was using them before they were good you fucking posers
>>
SHOOT THE FUCKING BOMB HAT YOU SHITS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>183548728
Sprinkler is on Heavy Splatling, 96 Gal, and Aerospray RG.
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>>183548753
>>183548802
>they're at your feet
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>>183547870
If aero range got buffed what would even be the difference between it and Nzap?
>>
These horror stories are scaring me off from playing Salmon Run. If I wanted to scream at/be screamed at by teammates all day I'd go back to competitive Overwatch.

>>183546074
It took me a while but I adapted to the motion controls. I'm surprising myself with my aim.
>>
How do I get Aerospray RG?
>>
is there a list of all the weapons?
>>
>>183549034
level 28
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>hit profreshional
>lose three in a row before even finishing wave 1
holy fuck
>>
Is there party/duo queue ranked like in the first one outside of league battle?
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>Leading grillers into your teammates
Stop, please learn how to handle griller aggro
>>
I actually like the sting ray and don't understand why everyone thinks it's so shit
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>rank literally just keeps resetting to C- with 0 points

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING I'M WINNING 80% OF GAMES
>>
How do I get higher points using dualies? They don't seem to cover much ground.
>>
>>183549123
noooooope. hope you and all your friends enjoy getting to b-.
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>>183549026
What? There's no voice chat, you know. Nobody will scream at you. The worst they could do is spam "booyah" at you or something, and I've never seen anyone do that.
>>
>no sprinkler on the brush
wtf mang
>>
>>183549026
It starts you off slow, gets you used to the flow; then slams you with the grillers 10 rounds later, which the tutorial fails to mention during the boss tutorials.
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>Want to like the NZap
>My autism prevents me from liking the Zapper shooting a real projectile and just how "off" it looks
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Post woomys.
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>>183548614
>Switch's trigger buttons are much slower than WiiU's
>They nerfed the Ink you leave under your feet when shooting
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>>183549026
It doesnt turn into hell on earth until you get to the higher ranks, they do a good job of easing you into the bullshit.
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>>183549409
I thought this one was pretty fresh
>>
>>183549409
>Unironically making your squidkid that dark
>>
>>183549251
I didn't mean it quite so literally, though poorly worded. Just constantly getting frustrated by teammates who don't know what they're doing.

>>183549180
Oddly enough, I've been getting the most points/coverage with the dualies.
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>1 man salmon run
>gets blaster
>2 flyfish appear
>>
>>183548690
Hopefully an interviewer will be smart enough to ask soon. Until then I'll have to rely on curcumstantial evedence telling me ninty's usually more up front about things they aren't doing.
>>
>>183549190
im gonna fucking kill myself
>>
>>183549720
I'll feed those shills with the question myself if I must. I consider it naive to assume they'd be honest about things they aren't doing, and I don't like comforting myself with false hope.
>>
>>183549487
Ahh. I thought you were worried about people being mad at you for doing bad. I haven't really had issues with terrible teammates, though I'm only a lowly go-getter. And the games are so quick that even if you get wiped, you're not losing too much.
>>
>>183549123
>>183549889
>wanting to get carried to S
Look at this shitter
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>>183549409
>>
>>183550004
god
that's a woomer
>>
>>183550004
god why does the power armor look so awful
>>
Okay im tired of lossing.

Post weapon and gear tier list now please.
>>
Anyone know what's up with songs 20-26 on the music minigame? I know some of them are Off the Hook's splatfest songs, but that still leaves 2 unacounted for.
>>
>>183549943
That doesn't sound too bad, then. I think I got burnt out on serious competitive stuff for a while so I didn't want a mode that would just be frustrating and long. Splatoon's kind of a breath of fresh air for me in how laid back you can be while playing.
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>>183549981
anon i just want to play with my friends
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>>183549409
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>sheldon request
its going to be the one fucking weapon I dont have upgraded isnt it?

Fuck you Sheldon, fuck you.
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>>183550083
>Day 2
>Expecting a tier list already
>>
>>183550004
that's a fresh ass jacket. do you know the name of it?
>>
>>183550202
its the final boss, what else would you use but the hero shot?
>>
>>183550139
Then you play league?
>>
>>183550264
splatling.
dualies.
fucking a wet napkin
an the or fuck
>>
>>183550004
>You think the ink is your ally?
>You merely adoubted the ink
>I was born in it, molded by it
>I didnt see the bare ground of the turf until i was already a woomy
>and it was nothing to me but A SPLATTERFIELD
>>
What are the LVL 11 Dualies weapons?
>>
Finally got to play a lot of salmon run. Shit is super fun.
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA INKBRUSH HURTS MY FINGER
>>
>>183550369
The Enperry ones, Curling Bomb and Inkjet.
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>>183550404
>>
That final boss sequence was beautiful.
>>
>You have been loaned the Blaster
>IT'S A MOTHERSHIP

>You have been loaned the Blaster
>20 Flyfish

FUCK THIS WEAPON
>>
>>183550083
There's no tier list yet, and even if there were what's good highly depends on both the mode and how proficient you are with the weapon

Unless you've been picking something completely terrible your weapon probably isn't holding you back THAT much
>>
Why cant we just pick our main, sub and specials? Why are there only 2 maps every 2 hours? Why is salmon run every 3 day? Why cant we change weapons in a lobby? Why does this game us 12.5 tickrate and p2p?

Just why nintendo.
>>
>>183550404
Inkbrush is less annoying than L-3 to play
>>
What does Woomy mean?
>>
>>183547902
Shoot everything.
The floor, the enemy squidkids, yourself. Everything.
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>>183550531
>Always play like shit with the Blaster, any of them
>Japs can OHK me every time they appear with any blaster
How do they do it
>>
>>183550646

First is for balancing reasons, second is to change the rotation so people keep playing, third is so the servers aren't empty for SR after a week, fourth is actually pretty stupid, fifth is just you having bad internet and blaming it on everybody else.
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How do I look?
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NERF FLYFISH

FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>183550646
That would be retarded and (You) know that.
It used to be every 4, so every two is much better.
It's only every three if you do online, it's meant to be a co-op thing for your friends because the original co-op sucked.
Leave your queue and change them.
>us
>>
Why can't I into Drop Roller? I'm tilting the fucking left stick and I just drop like normal...
>>
>>183550875
>That mask
Unfresh
>>
>>183550404
fucked up my gamepad in splatoon. As in the trigger became loose and it always bothered me. At least this time I can just replace the joy con.
>>
>>183548820
Didn't mean to quote
>>
>>183550551
I use the splattershot and it fucking sucks, cant kill people at all and slashdown is useless.
>>
>>183550875
Bought whatever 3-slot gear you could get your hands on/10
>>
>>183550727
A fish that you can rape.
>>
>>183550892
They need to make those bins bigger or make it fly lower. Shit's hard.
>>
Protip for anyone still going through story mode, save your dragonballs to upgrade the hero shot.

doing it level 1 is a nightmare, but the first actual challenge so far
>>
When the jump splash for rollers going to get nerfed to where you need to be at the height of your jump or coming down for it to happen. Fucking bullshit where they hope half an inch and they can get you.
>>
>2 flyfish and steel eel show up

This was harder than the Grillers.
>>
So which of the old maps will be back?
>>
>>183550248
FA-01 Reversed, it has a quick jump ability main
>>183550361
underrated post
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>>183551330
All but Mahi Mahi allegedly
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>>183550774
Learn how to charger breh
>>
Is the player stats list after salmon run sorted?
>>
>>183551279
>only three bosses
>>
>>183550875
clown shoes/10
>>
>>183551379
There's no way they would bring back every stage except Mahi. Maybe they're working on the stage transition.
>>
How does the abiltiy for the shoes work? Says I can roll after superjump try tilting stick?

I havent rolled at all.
>>
>>183551072

Wouldnt be so bad iff a bomb wasnt like almost all your tank of ink worth.
>>
>>183551474
There was another one somewhere but I was stuck in the middle of these 3 and I got fucked bad.
>>
>>183551513
Read the instructions you fucking retard. Jesus christ there's a manual you spoon fed demanding nigger.
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>>183551069
Squids aren't fish dummy
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>>183550727
>>
haven't been playing recently, hows the inkbrush compared to sploon 1

and also do old songs from squid beatz show up during battles at all or
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>>183551621
>being this triggered because someone asked a question
Autism
>>
>>183551513
Someone explain the squid jump land roll ability shit. Seems like it'd be perfect and I wouldn't have to rely on ninja squid abilities anymore but like... I can't get it to work.
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>>183551026
>I use the splattershot and it fucking sucks
You realize the Splattershot is one of the better weapons in the game, right?
I think you're just bad, anon
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>>183551827
Says the cocksucker who can't understand what a manual is.
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>>183549409
Waiting for better gear sucks
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>>183551806
Worse due to the lack of damage up.
Same goes for the carbon
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>>183549409
>This game is forcing me to use social media

Anyway r8 my womb-y
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>>183551908
>damage up on inkbrush
W...what?
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>>183551621
>manual
>Switch games
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>>183551983
Oh no, it's retarded.
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>you have to play the levels 288 times to get each hero weapon

Jesus fuck, who though this was a good idea?
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>>183551983
>Digital Manual
>Has been in all of nintendos consoles since the 3DS launch
Anon...
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>>183551917
california squiddo/10
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>Brushes now keep dashing over ink-proof floors
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OK but like.... We're all repping our favorite bands tees right? Got a chirpy chirps tee I want a squid sisters tee.
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>>183551026
The splattershot as a gun is very good, high outplay potential and a solid sub. Splashdown is pretty mediocre on it, though.

Try other weapons. If you like range, try chargers or the splatling. If you want to kill people without aiming, try the (default) roller or slosher.
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>>183549409
WE WUZ WOOMIES N SHIT
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Anyone tried the flingza roller yet? Good or bad?
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>>183551962
same reason it was ran on the pro, shortened tkk if they already took damage and helps at extreme ranges.
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Is curling launcher supposed to be the best special by far aside from maybe Ink armour?
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>>183552021

You only have to play each level once with only one weapon to get the Hero Replica.
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>>183550004
>>183550361
Thank you for this
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>>183546219
For Sploon 1 it was 20, as level 30 didn't exist for a while, and had to be patched in along with level 50 in the "August Update".

Ah, the memories...
tfw managed to get to level 20 before Ranked was even added to the game. I remember frantically keeping an eye on that Inktank gradually being filled as more and more people reached Level 10.
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>roller players who just run in circles the whole match

Swear to the Great Zapfish when I hunt you down and splat you I'm gonna squidbag your corpse so hard.
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>>183552287
Yes, I'm aware.
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>>183552293
>adoubted
s'awrite i guess, sorta like its banes fucked up mumblespeak anyways
>>
So you all still remember that if you have to run away as an inkbrush you use your brush and just roll instead of trying to squid, right?
>>
is blue vs orange not in this game?
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>>183552180
I guess to help at extreme ranges, but it's a 5-6 swipe kill in the first place. It was only safe to go in if your opponent totally had their pants down.
Worked well on the Octobrush though.
>>
>somewhere on this very board are people who will vote for mayo
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Can we beg nintendo to add in all of the battle themes of the first game?
It may sound stupid but for me the music was very important and a big part as why i loved playing splatoon so much.
The new tracks dont get me hyped as much
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>>183551571
>throw bomb
>get locked on
>dodge strikes
>shoot at surrounding small fries
>step in ink from strikes
>run out of ammo
>die

Yep
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>>183552037
>tfw texas
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>>183552461
hi :3
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>>183552556
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>>183551026
If you think the splattershot is bad, trying using a weapon that badly needs a buff like pic related.
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smelly here

how the fuck do you get comfortable with motion controls

vertical sensitivity seems to just do whatever it wants and I keep losing track of where my zero is when I try to rest my aim for movement

also reset view is pointed just slightly too far down for true neutral and it's driving me insane
>>
Is there any other gear besides the Pink Polo with Stealth Swim?
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Mayo by itself is pretty disgusting but it is the base ingredient for a number of great things

Ketchup by itself is very tasty but ultimately a wasteful and excessive syrup accessory
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>That withdrawn and submissive body language
What happened to her in school /ink/ ?
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>>183552461
Ketchup sucks
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>>183552761
She got stuffed in trash cans
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My wife

>>183552761
She knew Marina was going to say something mean
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>>183552556
disgusting
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>Singleplayer level 26
>Bowling ball shit

I'm going to break my fucking controller. Who had the idea to add Super Mario platforming bullshit to a game where you can barely jump or maneuver? I thought the singleplayer would take a couple hours and I'd be done; I've been doing this colossal bullshit for almost two days and I'm still not done. I just want to move on with my life.
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The final boss fight was pretty fun. The build-up and music wasn't as good as it was in Splatoon 1, but the finale was better. Finished him off like Gannon in Wind Waker lol.
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>>183552869
This stage made me rage too. I managed to make through by just being super slow and memorizing the spin of the platforms and the timing of the balls.
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>>183552869
You can start complaining when you're collecting all of the replica weapons, scrub.
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2 stages down
still haven't fight the last boss
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>>183552461

At least its real food (eggs) instead of red flavored paste.

Now, why mustard isn't on the splatfest is beyond my understanding.
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>>183552695
I have a Bowling Shirt that I got from Annie
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>>183552653
hi smelly
not smelly here

Turn down sensitivity on vertical to like 2-3. I also turn it to 2-3 for horizontal. Adjust from there. Your vertical should only require slight movements up or down in order to aim like 30 degrees higher or lower. Horizontal is prefernece
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>>183552998
I had to laugh both when they gave me the rainmaker but also when smash that thing into his fucking face like it was the podest
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>>183553117
Autism the screenshot
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>>183551026
You are probably doing one of multiple things to fuck up splattershot play:

Shitty aim
Not knowing when to sit in ink and when be aggro
How to actually be aggressive
Picking fights against weapons with more range than you, in ranges where they are actually able to hit you while you cannot hit them, or getting too close to weapons with higher TTK's in close range than you
Do not have an understanding of your weapon's effective range
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>>183553264
>not 100%ing SP
>Not getting all weapons
Pleb
>>
How do I get better with Dualies? How are you suppose to use them?

Also, is the Aerospray considered cheap? I just tested it out and it covers ground in fucking seconds.
>>
>fighting someone using the inkbrush and full samurai gear

weeb as fuck. highest leveled player in the lobby too
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>>183553117
I'm envious, anon. I only have half of the replicas so far.
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>>183552869
My problem with the singleplayer isn't the platforming, it's that half the levels force you (on your first go-around) to use bullshit like the Slosher or Roller that can't hit anything.
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>2 fourslot gear for sale on the app
>Dont buy it because they're ugly as fuck

I'm already infected by the need for fashion.
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Who /fresh as fuck/ here?
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>>183553117
Gonna do that too
Should i go weapon after weapon or stage after stage?
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>>183552761
Molested repeatedly by octarian exchange students.
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>>183552869
Strangely enough i didn't have too much problem with that stage.
Then again i did abuse the regenerating Hero Set when replaying it, to get the Hero Splattershot Replica and the Hero Brella, but sadly no early access for those who go the extra mile

The Great Octo-Shower, Boss thou...
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>>183553489
>shop in the background
I bet you don't even own those...
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>>183553364
>defending autism
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>>183553457
Its not the weapon that cant hit anything
(You) cant hit anything
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>>183553489
why? looking for examples?
>>
>>183553489
clearly not you
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I just realized something.
Both ketchup and mayonnaise are of a goopy consistency.
They're also red and white, two colours that Splatoon didn't include for very obvious reasons.

Nintendo you fuckers.
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>>183553497
Go through the campaign one weapon at a time, otherwise you'll feel worn down quickly.
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>>183553489
>fresh
That's not how you spell gay, anon
>>
is this the reason that /arms/ doesn't exist anymore? I don't think I've ever seen a general just completely drop off the map before.
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>>183553489
Just swap the shoes squigga that green is awful
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>>183553172
mein squid-bro
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>>183553773
>I don't think I've ever seen a general just completely drop off the map before.
How long have you been browsing /vg/? A day?
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>>183553537
Thanks I was about to go through SP with the brella but I'm not going to bother if you can't use it in MP yet
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>>183553117

Are you at least going to use some of those Replicas? I only got Hero Shot.
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>>183551908
Carbon just sucks in general now with the new vertical flick change on rollers
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>>183553839
/vg/ isn't exactly a community on its own, it's basically a collection of smaller boards that wish they could get /vp/ status. I wouldn't really know since I've never played a game where the general just stopped existing one day.
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>all these friend requests from random people you played with
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How do I splatling
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>>183554014
Happens all the time. New games have their generals deleted so that evns and mobage generals can continue to dominate
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>>183554035
how? as far as I'm concerned the friends list might as well not exist for nintendo games
they put so many hoops to jump through to add anyone and make their online services so backwards that you really really have to try to get anyone added
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>>183553773
Shit game who cares.
>>
Is the SSP trash in this game?
I loved it in the first one
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>>183554185
>posting in a Splatoon thread
>calls other game shit
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>183553537
>no early access for those who go the extra mile
>mfw I'm 10/20 levels done with the Brella
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I need eggs fast for single player, which level gives the most amount of eggs for the least amount of pain?
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>>183553839
Probably because arms is a fighting game for people that dont play fighting games and was destined to die in a month
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>>183553773
arms is a shit game that was trying to make an e-sport out of wii sports boxing
that game was nowhere near worth the $60 nintendo is charging
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now THIS is fresh af
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>>183554057
Play with your range
Learn how to use your sprinkler and sting ray
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>>183553117
I'm doing the short range ones first
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>>183553537
I've managed to do the Octo-Shower with the Blaster and Brella so far, but I'm about to head in with the Brush. R.I.P.
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>>183554310
The only thing that game brings are some fapps to twintelle but that was it
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>>183554457
Is there a Splatoon 2 version of "Oh Mr Darcy" yet
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I'm surprised no one has done a Fresh Prince joke with all the freshness going on
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>>183553773
You obviously didn't browse it. It didn't just fall off the face of the Earth. It was slow as hell when I went a week or two ago.
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If you are in for some laughs then take autobombs to an octo stage
They cant do shit about them
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>>183553789
fuck my ass and call me marie that is fresh
>>183554703
cruel
>>
>Stage 7
>Driving a giant squeegee around
>Giant stage at the final checkpoint
>have to ride the thing for a quarter mile
>it keeps doubling back for ink it missed the first time around
>Cant get it to move the correct direction

Who the fuck thought of this and why isn't he fired?
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I'm dating Agent 3. Ask me anything.
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>>183554057
i mained the splatling in sploon 1
it's best at range, not unlike a charger
its more or less a decent defensive option, but ymmv depending on the loadout

stick to higher places, don't focus too much on one enemy, ink where and when you're able, but dont be afraid to engage the enemy up close when you need to
unlike chargers, uncharged shots dont lose damage, so dont panic when someone gets in your face
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>>183554627
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>>183554785
I know how you feel, anon. I want to slap the person that programmed the industrial squeegees.
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>>183554789
So basically everyone including yourself
when is the fucking?
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>>183554789
how bad does she smell?
>>
>>183554789
Why do you have such a big ass hat for your small ass head
>>
>>183554789
Your outfit sucks and so does hers
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>>183554703
I cant kill them anymore
Their noises when splat the are way too cute and break my heart
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>try that rhythm game in Inkopolis
>I'm so shit at it I can't stop playing
IT'S FUCKING RHYTHM HEAVEN ALL OVER AGAIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>183554741
You can actually see the hat in this one
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>>183554868
we fuck once every saturday
>>183554872
she smells citrusy
>>183554927
i dunno
>>183554935
ok
>>
So it isnt possible to get through the ranks with a buddie anymore? Just league battles?
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>>183555078
yep
You can climb the league tanks with a buddy, though. honestly, I think it's best this way
>>
>>183554785
>>183554841
throw a curler bomb towards where you need to go
squeegees alway follow bombs
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>>183555015
>Saturday
Cool.
When and where do we meetup?
Wanna go somewhere before we do tje thing?
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>>183554642
M-more please.
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>>183555136
Ah well. Earlier I saw 2 fags with clan tags in normal ranked tho, just a coincidence?
>>
How the fuck do I play the Rhythm game in Inkopolis? There's an inkling on it and they wont get off
Am I just retarded?
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>>183555308
you use the machine to their right.
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>>183555308
The machine next to it.
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>that guy in turf war who always picks charger
why?
it's a useless weapon and makes your team -1 in casual modes, you'll just get stomped on because the only people who pick it are 12 year olds trying to be snipers and standing way back
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>>183555347
>>183555372
So I am retarded
Thanks anon
>>
If you drop below B-, do you lose access to league battles, or are they permanently unlocked?
>>
>>183546474
How does having her show up in octo canyon with a few lines translate into what you're saying? NOBODY is asking for that much. And why should I use my imagination to do the writers job for them?
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>>183536416
bad name time?
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>>183555751
Always bad name time
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>>183555402
i usually play charger with respawn punisher. its fun
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>>183555260
Yeah.
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>>183531391
Musselforge is best new stage. Prove me wrong.

Pro-tip: You can't
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What
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>>183534172
>>183538602
"do you like dark chocolate" is literally the best way to identify underage b&s
>>
>>183555943
Yeah sandals for snow is kinda weird
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>>183555972
No that's still anyone who uses tomorrow theme
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>>183555941
>milk tea on inkling.jpg
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>>183536416
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>>183555943
I hope that's a sign that they don't choose an ability to give to the splatnet version - its random, so we can get any main on any gear besides the amiibo/cuttlefish ones.
>>
When does salmon run reset?
>>
>everyone on my team dies but me
>quota met, 15 seconds left in the wave
>5 bosses between me and them
>run away to the other side of the map and wait out the timer
>their cries of 'help' and 'boo yah' still echoing in my ears
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>>183556125
in 2 hours
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>>183556042
kekked
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>>183555972
The only fucking reason anyone ever would eat dark chocolate straight is because they force themselves to, or they have only ever eaten bitter things in their life.

People grow affinities to alcohol and beer and generally gross shit because theres an ulterior motive to drink them. People grow to like bitter things because they're fucking faggots who keep eating bitter things for no reason
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>About to do the final boss

Here we go lads, I'm hype
>>
Holy shit this right joycon is a problem. I started playing more intensively today and I feel like I'm fucking up my thumb.

Does anybody have a solution for this?
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>>183556216
thanks for admitting you're under 18
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>>183555941
>Those bubbles.

If your cum has bubbles in it than I'm afraid its got issues.
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how do i get the school girl outfit from the pink inkling amiibo
i got the clips, but it wont give me anything else
im level 7 and haven't done much story, do i need to do any of that?
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>>183540295
Have fun with the flying bosses
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So I just recently got back into Splatoon after spending 380 hours in the original. There is one thing I have noticed a lack of (I'm only level 7 so far howver), and that is JAPS. Are battles regional now? Can't we play WW anymore?

Pic related, it's my woomy from Splatoon 1
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>>183556434
Yes, japanese get their own region now. Which means longer queue times for NA and EU. Enjoy your 5 minute long ranked queues cause the game's a ghost town outside of Japan!
>>
Are hero weapons actually worth it?
Seems like if you put the time it takes to unlock them into the multiplayer you'd be able to just buy better weapons.
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>>183556434
I think match making favors people who are closer now
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Annie

pls
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Anyone got the list of all weapons
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>>183556615
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>>183556667
ty squiddo
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>>183556387
The more you win in multiplayer, or how much of a streak you get, the more gear you unlock, I think.
>>
Why are the later levels so fucking long
Like, I get it, padding and its near the end of the game, but it sucks that I can't speedrun the levels in 5 minutes and be done with hero weapons
I just want my umbrella without 50 ads dude
>>
>>183556387
Level 8 for gear piece 2 iirc
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>>183556025
Whats wrong with tomorrow?
I use it because it isnt burning my eyes in the dark
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>>183556434
Not to mention the much larger non-jp population.
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>>183556553
Fuck, really? It's actually locked? That fucking blows. I was wondering why the game was so dead. Why can't it be an option?
>>
Where can I find the schedules for Salmon run?
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>>183556553
I'll take longer queues over getting splatted by jumping luna blaster chinks and Dynamo Roller jump japs
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Well that was a good first game.
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>>183556248
Dont be
you will get dissapointed
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>>183549409
>squiggers
>>
>grizco is closed

fug
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>>183556609
BUY THE HAT
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>>183556553
>>183556578

Shit. That worries me because I don't want to play with friends, ever. I only play with strangers. So now I fear the game will be dead in a year outside Japan.

Eh, maybe I'm overreacting
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it's time
>>
I'll ask again. Any dataminers here know what the songs between Fresh Start and Off the Hook news in the music game are? I mean, 5 of them are Off the Hook's splatfest music, but what about the other two?
>>
>>183556981
It's locked because people complained about japanese and their lag. The people wanted regions, turns out NA doesn't have enough of a playerbase to support itself. Who'd a thunk it. I mean, seeing a fucking ocean of japanese players in matchmaking back in S1 was definitely no indication that Splatoon was dead as fuck in NA! Haha!

>>183557012
>Longer.

No. It's not longer, it's no queues -- you will have nothing.
>>
how do you take pictures on the switch?
>>
>>183556025
I'll kill you
>>183557131
I'm with you. Playing with friends I know can be fun, but it gives me really bad anxiety most of the time. Even people from /ink/
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*Teleports behind you*
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>>183556981
>the game was so dead

Huh? It isn't dead m8. I get in matches within like 1-2 minutes starting from the lobby all the time
>>
Why are there so many fucking good artists
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>>183557064
Try in two hours.
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>>183556609
>keeps updating the same shit I just bought 10 hours ago
JUST
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>>183556609
Flow wouldn't do this to me
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>>183557194
I never asked for this... I bet they did it more for Japan, anyway.
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>>183556981
Lol what?

I get matches in regular, ranked or SR within 10 seconds every time
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>>183557281
Those shades are actually rad as fuck
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>>183557227
I love how the intimidating bully is wearing spats
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>>183557273
That's pretty long compared to the instant matches from the old game. Also
>constantly paired with same players in solo queue, whether I've left the lobby or not
>always play against the same few teams in league battles
>>
>>183556434
I've only seen about one or two japs by now and i'm level 12.
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>>183553662
This website is for those 18 and older
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>>183557273
Same here, if you must be a drama queen at least make it about something more important.
>>
>kick ass with splattershot
>oh hey my old main the tri slosher is available now
fugggg my finger is dying, now I remember why I switched weapons on Splatoon 1
>>
>>183553662
this post is retarded, but it does make me wonder if we'll finally get some white ink in the west
>>
>>183557281

I W A N T T H O S E S H A D E S
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>>183553662
>both catsup and mayo are sauces
mind = blown
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>>183556869
b-but the Brella Replica won't be avialable until they release the stock version first.
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They should have added a skip option for the idols going on about the maps
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>>183557194
>this post

It's selling greatly all over the world, not just Japan. Currently, there are no problems getting into a match. And there won't be problems in a long long time either. If there is, Nintendo might just add WW to it so it can keep selling. And that is another point, Nintendo games always sell for years after launch so there will be players for a long ass time.
>>
>>183556553
Bullshit. The Japanese were the only players who knew how to play well. Missing them.
>>
I accidentally all three Splatoon amiibos on my account before realizing this would prevent my brother from using them. Is there any way to undo it?

He's demanding my Callie and Marie as compensation if I can't.
>>
>Wanting to play with Japs

Hmmm.. I didn't know there were a lot of sadists in this thread.
>>
>>183557865
You can damage and/or reformat them
>>
What's up with that little flag in the weapon select menu?
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How's it coming, completionists?
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>>183557893
I want to play with Japs
so they can carry my noob ass
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Hey /ink/, check out these shella fresh shades I got! I think they'd look great on you. Why don't you try them on?
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>>183557865
i think i remember seing the wii u had an option to reset them in the System settings, the switch might too
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>>183557865
go to system settings, there should be something to delete the amiibo data off so its a fresh save for you to get the gear.
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>>183557038
I was not disapppointed, it was awesome

>That Calamari Inkantation remix
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>>183558001

I only unlocked the Hero Shot because it's the only one I'll ever use
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Blocking players so you can never get matched with them again when?
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>>183558000
Forgot the pic

>>183558001
Badly, Single Player gives me motion sickness
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Why is the paint brush so FUCKING F U N?
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>>183558001
>Not Complinktionists
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>>183549409
>>
is there no schedule ion the app or anything about salmon run? it'd be nice to know when it opens up again
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>no meme lobby for the new weapon
/ink/ is shit SHIT
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MAKE A NEW THREAD
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>post yfw the first update for Spla2n includes Inkopolis Squidkids that play with squidget spinners
>>
Post based Splatoon 2 songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbDpqJZj_OQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYRcGdUTNrI
>>
>>183558072
>>183558117

Thanks, this worked
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>>183558504
Cute!
>>
I thought Salmon run was going to be hard. why is it so easy?
>>
I wish I could just be B already.

Instead I get full C- teammates who get 0-2 kills per match.
>>
What hero weapon should I unlock first? I'm thinking the Hero Shooter just because it's the most drastic change.
>>
>>183558734
you ask us and expect us to not give you a meme answer
Blaster.
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>>183558547
There's a schedule in game and in the app.
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>>183558715
>he doesn't know
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>>183558628
Shame Spicy Calamri Inkantation doesn't play in the multiplayer.
Also, gotta post this even though I'm pretty sure it's relegated to Splatfest only
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzK9-Rk21UM
>>
>>183558734
The Hero Shooter is sexy and also the most common, go for it.
>>
>>183558804
tell me what I'm missing
>>
>>183558734
Is there a hero rapid blaster?
>>
>>183558959
>>183558959
>>183558959
>>
>already made my joycon ZR loose like I made my gamepad ZR loose from mashing
Fuck. What's next, i'm gonna fuck up my right analog too? Are these shits just not built sturdy or am i rougher than I think?
>>
>>183558803
I didn't see anything in the app, but it's also not the best designed
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>>183559382
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>>183559484
Weird
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I want all of you to appreciate the fact that Nintendo loves westerners so much. Appreciate the fact you can even play Splatoon, as there are many Japanese who can't and are, at this very moment standing in parking lots by the thousands in the summer heat just to enter a lottery to PREORDER a Switch. Parents have skipped work for this, very dishonourable. Teens have worked TWO part time jobs for this, very dishonourable. Many Yakuza are even scamming people on false promises of selling Switches, making millions of yen a day. Remember this while you shriek about special nerfs in your mother's basement gaijin basterds.
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Is anyone seeing team members in a game start before the timer?
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>>183558036
wtf i love octarians now
>>
>>183540172
Agreed, that's what Marie's umbrella is for anyway.
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>>183546367
One thing is you have to pickup the rewards before shift end.
>>
Is the only way to get an Umbrella in MP from story?
>>
>>183556216
It's also genetics.
Some people can down the bitter stuff because they're missing the tastebuds that would've reacted to bitterness.
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>>183536794
will try that setting out in the testing area. thanks anon
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