/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

you are all bad at this game

1rd for epic frags

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rate my pyro

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Most fun I've had in this game.

for a second i thought the op pic was violet from the incredibles but instread it's just some cripple anime grilled

5st for only 1 (one) person finding the raffle last thread

>>183524845
Incredibles 2 when?

lemme get some boneless loadouts

are there any cheaters who are actually good on their own volition without cheats or are they all shit

>>183524545
cute

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>>183524970
fuck kinda loadouts
and 2 liter machine [B]roke we got 1 liter though

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>>183524860

rly?

@183524993
All shit

>>183524947
2019 possibly, they said they're working on it but info leaks are slow
all we know is that it starts right at the end of 1, with the miner dude

>>183525079
no now it's two

>>183525079
Finally someone else in here, it was lonely
>>183525157
He's yakui silly

>>183525135
Will it though? They've already made games about the miner dude. I doubt they'd use that plot again.

>>183525295
i was informing the brainlets here not him

>>183525402

>him

>>183525621
sorry
*him (female)

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>the tf2 site was update but there was no content added

there should be a payload map with no end timer that would be like the 2fort or turbine of payload maps

>>183525829
Damn. Part 1 of the update is looking good. Can't wait for Part 2!

Why cant the update drop i want to raffle some stuff

>>183526341
payload tug-of-war
cart starts in the middle and both teams can push it toward's the other team's bomb hole

Lmao, raffles

I do raffles to connect and give stuff away to the twelve people that still play this game.

Lmao, tripfags

lmao, give me some doujin artists that can write something entertaining, i'm bored as hell and most of this stuff is shit

>>183526894
What is and isn't entertaining is subjective, specify.

does doujin mean bad hentai

>>183526894
John K Peta

the eviction notice is just a boneless GRU

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this is medic
say something nice about him

>>183528767
looks like an anime protagonist

Medic is fun

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>>183528415
i didn't know he put out something this year, nice stuff
>>183527107
something that's not the usual bullshit doujin plothole ridden story

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>successfully make a tower with 7 people while waiting for competitive to begin
>SniperGodz the gibus-wearing default scout finds it and guns us all down

i saw a medic with 3 unusual effects on him today.

He was fucking terrible, using the Quick-fix on Payload offense. Like what the fuck man

>>183529478
based snipergodz

>he doesnt know quick-fix is objectively the best in every situation except for the start of a payload or A/D map

>>183532312
I like using the vaccinator.

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>get full uber charge
>backstabbed

>not immediately activating uber whenever you get it

>relying on uber

>Not using Kritzkrieg exclusively

kritz is the only medigun that doesn't also affect the medic and is therefore shit

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>tfw your 3 engis set up on last 2 whole checkpoints before it's relevant
>tfw their entire nest gets shat on in less than a minute of the push reaching it

^

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The medic uses kritz on you as demo

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the medic uses kritz on you as spy

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the medic uses kritz on you as heavy

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>crit enforcer no longer instagibs everything

scout - quick fix or vaccinator
soldier - kritzkrieg
pyro - stock or quick fix
demoman - kritzkrieg or stock
heavy - vaccinator or kritzkrieg
engineer - no
medic - no
sniper - kritzkrieg
spy - no

>>183535647
>not ubering your melee only kunai spy with kritz

>>183535647
>Not ubering the engineer or spy
wtf is wrong with you?

>>183535647
>engineer - no
i think it depends. if they're going battle engie they're about as good as a scout, just not as fast. kritz goes well with widowmaker, but getting those two together isn't exactly common.

>>183535647
>engineer - no
t. someone who never experienced a good engi uber
shit's ridicolous

>>183535647
>medic - no
have you never gone uber chaining?

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>>183529271
>tfw this game won't be adult oriented any more
>tfw the nsfw cheat got replaced with a fucking sword you have to charge in order to use
>tfw the poser is all that's left now

Looking for people to do some MvM, hit me up if you're in
No i won't fucking buy you a ticket

>>183537216
Considering his FP model i'm positive he'll keep the smut in, and besides it was always mostly about the overall experience and modeling than the adult content. Remember the original Marceline's House demo, and all the bullshit you had to do to get everything? Same as now

>>183537838
buy me a ticket

>>183532312
>does 178 DPS to you

>>183537838
buy me a ticket

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>>183533273

>I'm fully cha-AAH!

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>>183538091
Sorry, forgot the image.

>>183537838
Can we do community then, bro?

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>>183533273
>>183538254

>>183538271
Sure, add me buddy

>>183538564
is this considered impressive in the ""competitive"" community? froyo was playing like a bunch of sub 4000 hour autists you'd see in a pub stack and any spy who isn't retarded could've done that.

>>183538854
t. I've never watched or played 6s

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>>183533273
>100% charge with the kritzkrieg
>turn the corner into a 270 damage randumb crit rocket

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Ofifical TF2 crutch list:
Gunboats
Mad Milk
Spycicle
Dead Ringer
Darwin's Danger Shield
Rescue Ranger
Iron Bomber
Anything demoknight
Loch n Load
The entire pyro class
Machina
Black Box/Concheror
New Mantreads
Base Jumper
Diamondback
Frontier Justice

>>183539358
I'm down with all of these except for
>Gunboats
Foregoes staying power for more mobility. You take less damage from jumps, but you're also shit as a pocket, and in any close quarters situation. Pyros also meme you pretty hard unless you walk into them until almost point blank.
>Diamondback
It rewards spy for doing what it's supposed to do, and until then there's no upside to it?
Explain yourself.

>>183539358
where is bazaar bargain

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>>183539326
>enemy crits
>random crit them

haha yes

>>183535647
>Engi, no
>Medic, no
>Spy, no

t. uncreative nofun steel 6s shitter that doesn't realize mind games play a big role in proper Ubers.

why is demoknight a crutch?

>>183541370
because the soldier autists here don't know how to use a shotgun and won't stop biting about it

>>183540534
bazaar bargain isn't a crutch, it's a direct upgrade after you get a few headshots.

>>183541491
Who needs a shotgun when you can just pop them into the air mid-charge with a well-timed rocket?

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>>183541370

Demoman is one of the few classes that work best with stock, Demoknight is completely useless unless you get caught by one in a corner. Like seriously, you see one from afar, even with one of the shields, just shot them a bit and you'll either kill them or make them flee.

>>183541850
what if the grenade launcher is buffed, and then stickies nerfed? Valve has nerfed stickies many times, wouldn't be surprised if they outright gouged it.
GL+ chargentarge shield can be good, explosive resistance is strong, and you can chase kills in close quarters

>>183542493
worst idea ive seen so far from these threads

>>183538729
Wait, gonna finish this DLC in Fallout first

the scottish handshake is a crutch

same with the Nostromo Napalmer

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Not sure if there exists something like this for tf2 already, but I whipped this up.

>>183543232
this

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Ze Vampire of Bavaria

Lvl Whatever MediGun

+Beam has longer range
+Beam hurts enemies
+Using it against enemies charges Übercharge
+25% Quicker weapon switch
-Healing is twice as slow
-Übercharge lasts half as usual

>>183543478
what exactly is the point of this

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>>183543339
I'll give it a shot.

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>>183543339
I've reset my hours a couple times in the 3 thousand hours played, but pyro was always low anyway.

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>>183543339
asshole coming through

>>183544330
Why the minigun if heavy is your least played?

>>183544517
I just love the way it looks both in First person and in world view.

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>>183544310

what exactly is the point of this?

>>183544615
really? i think it looks awful compared to the old viewmodel

>>183544615
I get that. Theres something iconic about miniguns.

I feel like the spook specs are one of the few soldier hats that aren't like his default(covers his eyes, dome shape} that actually works with other cosmetics. I love playing the guy but a lot of his hats just don't appeal to me.

>>183544860
it's a shame that a lot of the good soldier hats are pushed aside for the samey helmet ones.

wow, cheap effects are more popular than i thought
do you guys like them because theyre cheap or just by the aesthetics?

pottis POW

>>183545150
I like blizzardy because it's both good looking and affordable.

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>>183543339
Walking meme here.

>>183545150
Three people posted them, it's not an accurate representation of popularity.

>>183545150
I have a feeling I don't love a lot of the cheaper effects because of the stigma. Even things like confetti look good in my eyes.

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>have $70 in keys
>don't want anything

>>183545294
>10 minutes
>paint instead of anything that can properly paste pngs
>max's
gross

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>>183543339
Oh herro there!

>>183545439
you could hold on to them and wait for something you want to be added to the game

>>183545439
Sell for buttcoins

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>>183543339
ye

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>>183543339
Thanks anon

>>183546808
God damn it I love that quick fix name.

>>183546808
>>183546963
is that a jojo reference

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>>183543339

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>>183543339
Too lazy to get screencaps

>>183547665
I like to use the original and cow mangler because of the sounds they make. No reason the opposite can't be true

when you pipe big, your life is big

>liking original over stock
I will never understand anyone whom this applies to. It just feels so fucking out of place to me in every which way.

>>183547990
I've used the stock for more than 1000 hours, but once I switch to the original, I aim even better than before. I even find that I rocketjump better. Not even pogos, just regular jumps.

[b]ipes

hey [b]eter

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>>183543339
Patrician's chart coming through, fellas.

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>>183543339

>>183547990
For me, it's that raw meaty "thoom" sound. It's like aural sex desu kohai. Same reason I don't like the beggar's: it sounds hollow

>>183545313
Blizzardy storm(and to some extent Stormy Storm) is one of more popular of the low tier effects you can get. A lot of people love how cheap, attractive, and how silent of an effect it is.

I honestly don't enjoy it too much but it's worth the price to most people who want a cheap unusual.

>>183548552
But that's exactly what I can't get behind. Stock has an instant, crunchy sound with the peak of its noise right at the start. The original takes a while to ramp up to its noise and because of that I sometimes can't even tell the moment at which point one of its rockets has been fired, that feels so awkward anticlimactic to me.

>>183549039
bruh
B R U H

Stock sounds so hollow, it fires it's load all at once then peters off into nothing with a pathetic wind-down, the original is fucking great because it's loud and meaty throigh the whole sound byte rather than starting strong and dissapointing halfway through

Dr. Freude is my spirit animal

>>183537838
Hey dude, where are you from?
Also, buy me a ticket.

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>>183549384
Well I guess we'll have to agree to disagree, you cuntboy.

>>183549865
no! stop liking things i dont like you... you...

poophead!

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>>183543339

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What would happen if in a pub the whole team went Soldier?

>>183550312
is that supposed to be viaduct

>>183550579
Someone or several people on the other team will go vaccinator.

>>183525324
could start at the end of 1 before doing a timeskip

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>>183543339
3 years in paint later

there is no reason for engineer to be in the game

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>>183550579
everyone plays pyroshit and blueballs the soldiers, after which the all soldier team shifts the meta to all heavies

>>183550883
He was put in the game solely to prevent scout rushes.

>>183550603
product

>>183550703
A timeskip to where though? The more I think about it the less I see Incredibles 2 being good. Bh6 did it better anyways.

remove engineer, pyro, and spy
nerf scout's mobility
game solved

no!

there is no reason for sniper to be in the game

>>183551317
bait.

>>183551203
even bigger bait

original's firing sound is an abomination that lasts 5x longer than needed and its sound doesn't even sync properly with distance
>>183551317
there hasn't been since 1996

buff pyro speed to scout speed. it wouldn't be overpowered because scout still gets double jumps, double cap rate and a better shotgun.

>>183551419
>bait.
No, but I'm venting the frustration that's piled up from instantly getting dropped with the cause of my death usually being completely out of my reach, sometimes even outside of my range of awareness, which is pretty much the antithesis of fun enemy design.

>>183551665
Stop running in straight lines down choke, kid.

>engineer's purpose is to stop scouts and create stalemates
>reducing scout's mobility will make him stoppable by normal classes, meaning engineer will be there only to create stalemates, which is shitty design, so he can just be removed altogether
>with no engineer, spy has no reason to exist because he can be countered by common sense
>with no spy, pyro has no reason to exist as his only purpose is to spycheck and slow down the game

its the perfect game

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https://youtu.be/fTdoXM68qQk

Spy was never engineer's counter in the first place. The only thing the spy counters is morons.

>play sniper
>line up fully charged headshot against overhealed heavy perfectly
>teammate walks in front of bullet and negates all of its damage

hitscan is fucking gay

>>183551718
Now this is bait.

>>183551658
pyro doesn't have to aim
make his cone tighter and normal particles and we'll see

>>183551869
lol bad
I bet you think Payload is a well-designed game mode too

>>183551902
>particles don't need to be aimed
>multiple pellet hitscan (read; point and click) does

wristlet detected

>>183551860
Sniper rifles modified:
Bullets now damage and penetrate teammates.

>>183551902
making the cone tighter would make its splash damage worse dumbass. burning down a bunch of close together enemies at once is the entire point of pyro.

>>183551787
Uncle DANE is a treasure and needs to be protected.

>>183552148
>>183551787
Stop shilling your trash channel here, okay, thanks.

>>183551950
he's right though, you can't avoid a godlike sniper
try as hard as you want, he will headshot you and theres nothing you can do about it
>>183552000
they don't
you just have to be close enough to apply your dumb 60 guaranteed damage afterburn
even if you die you deal damage
pyro is the definition of a crutch class
>>183552109
the entire point of pyro has long been lost
he was supposed to be a flank class but then every single class got an unlock to counter his afterburn in some way
hes now a useless generalist/spy repellent

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>>183543339

>>183552228
Jesus fucking christ, you are B A D.

>>183552228
you're just pretending to be retarded right

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>Be low health
>Enemy pyro spotted
>fragtheenemy.exe activated
>Kill him without him touching me, even while he spewed flames everywhere
>A full two seconds later an invisible flame particle touches me
>Dead

>>183552317
>>183552331
you wanna explain something before you throw insults

>>183552390
Literally just git gud, my man. Avoid known sniper chokes, flank him and overwhelm him. Don't ever stand still, don't even run in a straight line. Jumping makes your trajectory more predictable as well. If you're having trouble with snipers you probably have zero map awareness or only play 2fort and try to jump battlements against hackers or something.

>>183552228
>you can't avoid a godlike sniper
good maps have multiple flank routes that allow you to get around the sniper without crossing his line of sight. if you're playing on a map where the sniper has full view of the whole thing it's probably shit. also even if you do get within a sniper's sightlines just fucking be unpredictable and fake him out. spazz around and make yourself invincible. do you know how hard it is to headshot someone when even they don't know where they're moving their head?

Why does everyone like KOTH?

>>183552660
Really hard to stalemate, it's the closest to a perfect game mode this game has. Now if only there were more than maybe 3~4 actually good KOTH maps.

>>183552609
certain types of weapons also change your posture, which can move your head. Heavy's shotgun makes him hunch forward, for example, instead of the upright minigun position. Things like that can save your life.

>>183552753
I thought 5CP was the best gamemode

>>183552523
>>183552609
This is, of course, assuming you can pay 100% attention to the sniper's threat at every moment. Certainly there are no other enemies that you must fight against and mind their strengths. In this environment you will find that the sniper is, indeed, able to shit on your day quite easily. They don't even have to hit your head. With portions of the map out of the sniper's line of sight, that doesn't stop the sniper from checking those areas when flanking enemies mean less heads to shoot in the main area.

>>183552837
5CP has a lot of flaws, but as far as competitive goes, it's the best game mode because it has the highest amount of quality maps. There's recently been a push to include more KOTH maps in the rotation recently, I've seen Bagel get praised a lot.

>>183552523
>>183552609
it takes sniper a quick glance around the chokepoints to be safe, and if he does see something, he can just click on it and it dies
you don't know if there is a sniper around a corner but when you do, he has the advantage because he's probably sitting in a comfy spot

also, the map argument can be applied to any class, not just sniper, so its not sniper's inherent fault

>>183552889
Basically just have some basic gamesense, which is one of the most highly valued skills in this game. Sniper porches are generally pretty obvious to spot out, and if you're paying attention to the killfeed, you should know who the biggest battlefield threat is.

>>183552837
In the context of a game involving all nine classes, KOTH is the best, because basically everyone can contribute, instead of 5CP being heavily weighted on who can roll out the fastest.

>>183552889
>This is, of course, assuming you can pay 100% attention to the sniper's threat at every moment.
you mean general gamesense
>Certainly there are no other enemies that you must fight against and mind their strengths
how about every enemy in the game
>In this environment you will find that the sniper is, indeed, able to shit on your day quite easily.
so is literally any class
>They don't even have to hit your head.
don't get me started on what other classes don't have to bother doing in order to be effective
>With portions of the map out of the sniper's line of sight, that doesn't stop the sniper from checking those areas when flanking enemies mean less heads to shoot in the main area.
sniper spots are sniper spots for a reason, and that reason is they're safe. if a sniper pushes forward too far, he's more likely to get caught out and in that situation he's nearly defenseless. a sniper in a bad position is like a sentry in that one dumb spot. yeah he got you that first time, but if he doesn't move his ass he's as good as dead.

there is no class like the sniper that can shut down the game on favorable maps
engineer can be taken out on barnblitz last
pyro can be defeated in tight hallways and shit
soldier can be defeated from high grounds maps by baiting him off the platforms
scout can be countered by heavies in open areas
but sniper can be defeated only by another sniper in a wide open map, and that's plain retarded

>see b4nny stream
>he's watching replays

>>183553051
But 5CP utilizes all classes to their full potential?

>>183553481
consider not playing on open wide maps? you know you can deselect those from the menu right? or play comp where no one plays sniper anyway except for in really specific situations because it's rarely viable?

>>183553618
every map has at least one retarded sniper sightline that makes it fucking painful to play
>oh man you hate sniper
>just like don't play the game lol

>>183553037
>if I know where the threat is, it's no longer a threat
does not work here.

>>183553189
>you mean general gamesense
If by that you mean avoiding any situation where you are under the slightest risk of getting shot at, well I don't think that's how one wins a round.
>how about every enemy in the game
You completely missed the point of that, I think.
>so is literally any class
There's a slight difference in an enemy that I can feasibly damage and kill beating me, and something that is far out of my, through game sense created, safe area, dropping me with little warning.
>don't get me started on what other classes don't have to bother doing in order to be effective
Outplaying me inside of my effective range? Usually not one of them.
>like a sentry
Minus the whole cost of time and resources to prepare, and then a risk when movement is made, maybe.

>>183553748
then avoid that fucking sightline are you retarded? if it's one sightline and you don't play like a retard what's your problem? do you complain about obvious sentry spots that you run directly in front of without making any effort to avoid them too?

sniper is a lanklet and therefore bad

>>183553618
Sniper plays are pretty common in 6s, actually.

>>183553748
Such as? The only maps I can think of with retarded sniper sightlines are bad maps like 2Fort or PooBowlRush or Turbine or Baddiewater/Upward

>>183553968
badwater and upward are great maps though? Better argument is why do you care if you die?

>>183553931
>I do not know what gamesense is
So you are bad, yes? How many hours do you have, under 300? It's okay, you'll start to get a feel for where the sniper is with more playtime, they tend to hang about in the same spots every map.

>>183554052
lol

>>183554090
>ad hominem, ignoring points
I guess we are done here.

chases you down and gets uyo

>>183550816
That's not an unlock, that's a craft

*sees nearby scout*
*panics and shakes mouse in 600 different directions before happening to click in the single frame his head was under my crosshair*
*gets kicked for aimbotting even though i missed every shot prior*

skill always beats luck you wanka

*be sniper main*
*see a nearby kangaroo*
*headshot it*
*drive 20 kilometers to it's corpse and fuck it's dead lifeless body with my raging boner*
"snipin's a good job mate"

*be spy main*
*see a snail in my backyard*
"this would probably be delicious"
*eat it and try to pretend like you're enjoying it because you don't want to admit you made a poor choice*
"hon hon hon"

*be a pyro main*
*fuck my dog*
"MHHMHMMMMM'

*be pyro main*
*inflate*
"HUDDA HUDDA HUH"

*be scout*
*twitch my mouse around like I have a cerebral disorder*
*happen to land it on someone who was fighting someone more important*
*sprint directly up his ass holding M1*
*kill him*
lotta gud det gun didyuh

*Be soldier main*
*Incredibly expensive cosmetics to validate my 2000 ours spent of jump maps*
*Call medic to come heal me over voice chat*
*Jump away if I overextend, leaving him*
*He rages and I call a votekick on him*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" *bang* *bang* *bang*

*be heavy main*
*pottis*

mods pls delete this general

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>>183557184

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>>183557184
you need to ask your doctor if suicide is right for you. Actually, don't do that. Just fucking do it yourself

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>>183557184

hello i just called john valve he said the update is coming monday youre welcome

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>>183557184
Honestly I think that mlp should be allowed on other boards now. It's proven effective at scaring off normies and I'm pretty sure that it's been around long enough where most oldfags are used to it. Getting rid of some of these kekistani fags would certainly do the site some good

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>>183543339

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lol you're all gay

neat so they do the no reply thing on other generals too
also i'm a tf2g screencap twice neat

This is the first time I've ever been screencapped thank you so much anon I'll never forget this if you want I could erp yiff with you

im in it three times
hahah god i love memes

that's the trash thread

>>183558054
Amazing post, my brother.

>>183557432
die you degenerate barneyfag

>>183557432
i'm not used to it, the artstyle honestly still makes me ill.

>>183557432
ponies are neckbeard magnets, who are just as numale and gay as the poltards

feel the blood gushing from your anus

i listen to passenger of shit for the music, not the memes

7 > 10 > 8 > 6 > 9 > 5 > the rest which is all basically just early versions of the ones i listed

for eps & compilations

surfing down the dunny > faecalibrum > wanking for for life 1-3 > trendy fuckwit music

wanking shit for life*

all gayposters need to be swiftly removed from this corporeal realm and cast into the lake of fire

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Yeah whatever you say freckers I still think that rule should be removed any your mean words won't change that

>>183552206
>Uncle Dane
>Trash

nigga, explain yourself

>>183559634
does he plya competitive?

>>183559819
yeah

Lmao, comp

>>183557432
I agree, I think we all know exactly how nice /mlpol/ turned out to be
>>183558453
>>>/v/
>>183558531
I don't understand why, it's an okay, albeit generic style. Care to point out the more egregious bits?
>>183558551
where the fuck do you think we are?

>>183559867
Highlander is a glorified pub, not competitive.

>>183526786

>>183559949
this, even 7s is better than HL

>>183559819
it may be hl, but last I checked he was like high gold/low plat

>>183557432
lol

>>183560054
nobody plays HL though.

tfw ur coldfront pub stalemates 2x in a row

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>doing the solider suicide taunt in the middle of a friendly party

Does anyone know of any good Arena servers?

>>183560751
there is a 24/7 2fort arena server that is actually pretty decent since the retarded chokepoints matter less without the intel and there are stairs out of the water. just type arena and favorite all stock servers.

>>183560894
I play on that one, It's fun. I was more looking for servers with a rotation, I don't think there are any though.

>>183561059
try this server
74.91.116.135:27015
i usually have luck here

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Why did they nerf a gun that was already one of the worst secondary weapons in the game? It was bad before but now it's absolute uplayable garbage. Will they ever buff it?

>>183561919
Because the few employees working on it barely play the game

>>183561919
you forgot the part where game developers thought that an implemented mechanic in their own game was a bug. at least EA makes games. ffs, valve is the same company that invented the rock-paper-scissors balancing idea for FPS games, implemented random crits, and allows their developers to abandon projects at will.

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>>183550579
Steamroll. But not as fast as you think.

>>183550909
all pyros WRECKS all heavies 70% of the time but it depends on the map and team roles

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>>183543339
surprised medic is last, i love playing medic

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>>183543339

why do people like 3cp

it lasts for 6 hours

if you can't consistently frag for 6 hours you either have ADD, low stamina or are just shit at the game. you will also likely never be able to please a woman (female).

only nu-males can't handle long matches.

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>>183543339

>>183566978
>ctf
>favorite class is spy
why does this all seem familiar

>>183567686
*pyro

>>183560447
>see engineer
>proceed to suicide taunt his dispenser for 40 mins on 2 fort
>topscore

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>>183567686
If you play landfall on virginia valve servers you've seen me.

>>183568025
Well I am from MD so I probably will

>>183565872
thanks doc

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>2017
>no sheens that change depending on your team color

>>183569780
>Team Shine

>mfw newfigs so new they don't even know what team shine is

>playing some TF2
>get off for a few hours
>go to play again
>game is uninstalled somehow and I have to reinstall it
>none of my other games have uninstalled

What the fuck happened?

DON'T LOOK BACK

I am newfig explain cheatboy

>>183570252
you just made the biggest mistake of your life kid

shitty forced meme

>viva will never lick your anus while healslutting you on dustbowl
why live bros

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>never had an unusual after so many crates opened
feels bad man

just buy it you tard

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>>183566417
>3cp takes 6 hours for him
>not 1 minute because your skill completely carries the team

toppu kekku

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Pretty Fly (for a Kunai) #5 [TF2 Spy ASMR]

what does tf2g think of this new medigun design?

>The Martyr
>20% slower ubercharge rate
>30%+ heal rate
>+50 units of range
>Ubercharge now only activates upon death of either the medic or his healing subject
>while charged, healing subject and medic get a move speed boost, but a damage reduction of 40%

>new weapons
Fix the bunch of dust useless shit that we already got.

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>mfw I use basically nothing but stock so buffs/nerfs never mean anything to me

>>183570096
Fuck, I looked back, and now my anus is no longer virgin

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Tried to come up with a good loadout to go with the dillinger's duffel and ended up with an OC, shit.

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Rate my new pyro cosmetic set

>>183575238
Knows the difference between a well disciplined VC, and an undisciplined VC.

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>>183575238
>"that flamethrower looks cool"
>realize it probably costs $500 because it isn't garish shit
>realize the stock flamethrower blows ass and will for eternity

>>183575363
Factory new without strange is about 10-12 USD.

Can't get a fucking mair's mask right now though, the one bot that's selling it on backpack.tf is offline, and there are none on scrap.tf

>>183575363
stock is the only good flamethrower in the current build dummy

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>tfw no 6 cosmetic slots for my dream heavy cosmetic set

passive engineer secondary

The Packable Provisions
Level 1 Backpack
+Functions as a Level 1 Dispenser attached to your person, which restores health, ammo and metal to you and your nearby allies.
+25 max health on wearer
-35% maximum metal capacity on wearer
-Becomes part of wearer's hitbox and can be shot at for mini-crits.

Would you use it?

>>183577401
I imagine that would only work if you needed to pick up metal or something to fuel the healing.
Or maybe have it only give you personally health in exchange for metal while acting as a dispenser for those around you.
It would need testing and revisions to figure out something good.

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>>183576408
6's never going to be obtainable, when are we going to be able to equip 4 items

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>>183543339
I'm late but i don't care

>>183577794
When we get the source two port in 5 years if the game is still making valve enough money at that point.
"The current iteration of the engine just can't handle it" even though we can have 3 cosmetics and canteen/action item just fine.

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>>183543339

why does it feel impossible for me to land headshots as sniper? would lowering mouse sensitivity really help?

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R8 and suggest improvements

>>183578834
One hundred percent. You should be able at minimum to move you mouse one pixel when zoomed in, and it should feel like you're in control of where the crosshair is.

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>>183543339

make a good looking loadout with brain bucket
pro tip: you can't

there are no bad soldier loadouts

>>183583071
except the Kabuto with anything.

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Rude

Thanks pally.

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>>183583071
I want a signed letter of apology

looks good on my machine

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Ambiguously teamed sniper

>>183585364
RED!
no wait

why is matchmaking dead?

41 players compatible 2k empty servers, why is it searching?

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rate

>>183587429
5 8 6 4 6
7 7 5 4

>>183586241
Look at his hat, that's a red sniper. I think.

i met this man on casual and he was good
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198050214002
>borneo last, he playing as scout on offence
>left side, he strafing on fence
>me and 2 other soldiers needs almost 10 seconds to kill him
jesus that was embarrassing

>Bragging about being outplayed in a pub
? ? ? ? ? ? ?

>not playing pub exclusively so you don't have anything else to brag about
? ? ? ? ? ?

pyros did 9/11

>>183524545
Riddle me this, why does every pub game with a reasonable amount of people play fucking payload and where can I find a server thats populated and not on a fucking payload server.

I swear its a gamemode that only attracts pubstars and shitters.

>>183589258
because you have an excuse to play crutch classes on pl

>>183560447
>doing this but with the Lumbricus Lid equipped
DEUS VULT

>>183589258
Because payload is the easiest mode to do well on outside of CTF and CTF is basically a playground for 12 year olds at this point so it's impossible to play so all the other shitters who aren't squeakers go to payload and all the shitters who are squeakers go to CTF.

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I think it's because payload is fun

>>183592617
*new zealandean kick at incredible hihg speed*

can someone please give me 3 keys i need it for an unusual and i cant sell my stranges because im too attached

>>183573283
>Implying stock weapons never get touched

>>183592998
sent ;)

>>183593114
឴>:(

can someone please give me 3 unusuals i need them for an strange and i cant sell my keys because im too attached

឴

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Reply to this post if you wish every developer 'working' on TF2 right now died of an incurable illness

឴>឴>឴183594668
no

>>183594804
meant to reply to >>183594668

haha look mom i found these coolll characters that four chan won't show in fields!11
THATS GREAT TIMMY YOURE STILL A FAILURE

឴>឴>183594973
you are not me

> >183595025
can i have those characters?

send me 3 keys on steam

>>183585364
It's a red sniper i can see a little bit of red on his shoulder and near the wrist

5 and I reinstall this piece of shit
0-4 and I sell all the hats I still got
6-9 and I shitpost some more
dubs and I start to stream TF2
trips and I join the comp scene

0-9 and i kill myself

well you got both 0 and 9
proceed
my favorite weapon is the scattergun

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>>183539358
Anyone who talks shit about demoknight is a dead man. I have mained demoknight ever since the booties came out and even before then I played with the targe and eyelander. Demoknight is the loadout for real men who don't need to hide behind pussy guns to get kills. In the time you shitters spend looking for ammo and reloading I have already killed 5 people and still have time to cuck your wife as she begs for my big black demokock. If you insult demoknight you insult me personally, and you DON'T want to do that, for your own sake.

>>183581675
wait is that waifu from a gay doujin?
if it is what's it called?

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>tfw i could got decent hat with god tier effect for ANY class for 85 keys
i wish i wasn't maining soldier

>>183551860
This is why I use machina. That and the orgasmic bodyshot damage

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>>183575238
this kills every warhawk

>>183600110
hey i dont main soldier can i have some keys

>>183600626
sent ;)

>>183600678
please i fucking beg you i only need 3

>>183600736
sending 4 right now

>hacker leaves because he was getting his ass kicked

>>183600814
I intercepted transaction now the keys are mine!

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>>183600857
>hackers that flood chat with empty spaces

oh

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>>183543339

>>183601034
>console check for his name
>initiate kick
>no one believes you and you waste 5 minutes trying to kick him