/vsg/ - /v/scape general

File: 1496159735472.png (17KB, 420x420px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 420x420px

first for nudes

File: catt.png (37KB, 420x283px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 420x283px

what are you doing here

File: local admin attacked by bees.png (105KB, 441x462px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 441x462px

Esteemed admin attacked by swarm of Africanized Killer Bees while refugee just watches, Lumbridge (colorized)

Fact: Estonian's are the MOST POWERFUL players in VSCAPE

File: 1460668236310.png (245KB, 780x540px) Image search: [Google]

245KB, 780x540px

>client updates
>see this

WTF

>>183522226
>thread updates
>see six
wtf

reminder you can bot in this server without consequences: simba.villavu.com/bin/Release/Current/SimbaInstaller.exe

program pick_flax

procedure FindFlax;
var
FullInv, x, y:integer;
begin
PressKey(115);
Wait(200);
FullInv := DTMFromString('mWAAAAHicY2FgYHBjYmA4AcQXgdgWiD8BxR4wMjB8BtL3gLSHnSmDgYICg7eTFYOrjTEDOmBEwyAAAAJUCHg=');
repeat
if FindColorSpiralTolerance(x, y, 346883, 220, 140, 330, 280, 10) then
MoveMouse(x, y);
ClickMouse(x, y, mouse_Left);
Wait(500);
until FindDTM(FullInv, x, y, 560, 230, 730, 490);
FreeDTM(FullInv);
end;

begin
ClearDebug;
ActivateClient;
FindFlax
end.

File: 1496803576328.png (97KB, 285x282px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 285x282px

>>183524068
>there are people who unironically believe this is functional code

File: most powerful.gif (58KB, 337x805px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 337x805px

>>183522059
Not anymore according to the wiki

>>183524068
this shitty code just seems to pick flax until full, at least try to make an effort

>>183524068
>using bots
>not using the superior powers of autism

>>183525980
here you go you ungrateful nigger:

program vscape_lletya_flax_bot

procedure Walk2Flax;
var
x, y:integer;
begin
MoveMouse(660, 160);
Wait(200);
ClickMouse(660, 160, mouse_Left);
Wait(5000);
end;

procedure FindFlax;
var
FullInv, x, y:integer;
begin
FullInv := DTMFromString('mWAAAAHicY2FgYHBjYmA4AcQXgdgWiD8BxR4wMjB8BtL3gLSHnSmDgYICg7eTFYOrjTEDOmBEwyAAAAJUCHg=');
repeat
if FindColorSpiralTolerance(x, y, 346883, 220, 140, 330, 280, 10) then
MoveMouse(x, y);
ClickMouse(x, y, mouse_Left);
Wait(500);
until FindDTM(FullInv, x, y, 560, 230, 730, 490);
FreeDTM(FullInv);
end;

procedure Walk2Bank;
var
x, y, BPath1:integer;
begin
BPath1 := DTMFromString('mWAAAAHicY2FgYOhkYmBoBeJeIM4D4lSgWAwQhwBxNBDX5Xgw/PnDxGAfeoDBw92RAR0womEQAADwgQja');
if FindDTM(BPath1, x, y, 570, 35, 717, 105) then
begin
MoveMouse(x, y);
Wait(200);
ClickMouse(x, y, mouse_Left);
Wait(5750);
end;
FreeDTM(BPath1);
end;

procedure Bank;
var
x, y:integer;
begin
if FindColorSpiralTolerance(x, y, 1554128, 220, 80, 280, 130, 5) then
Wait(200);
MoveMouse(x, y);
Wait(200);
ClickMouse(x, y, mouse_Right);
Wait(200);
MoveMouse(x, y + 45);
Wait(200);
ClickMouse(x, y, mouse_Left);
Wait(1000);
MoveMouse(480, 325);
Wait(200);
ClickMouse(480, 325, mouse_Left);
Wait(200);
end;

begin
ClearDebug;
ActivateClient;
repeat
Walk2Flax;
FindFlax;
Walk2Bank;
Bank;
until(false)
end.

>all of these useless walls of text clogging up the general

haha i sure am glad they added a hide post option right

>>183526638
>if FindColorSpiralTolerance(x, y, 1554128, 220, 80, 280, 130, 5) then
>Wait(200);

top lel

>>183524068
>dude you cant get caught on vscape for botting flax
>here let me post the bot on the general so everybody knows about it
>mods will NEVER find out about this heh heh heh

>>183526638
Let a real computer hacker write your flax bot

//starts program
std::cout << "begin flax picking \n";
//greets world
std::cout << "hello world!\n";
return flax_picked;

>>183526638
how do u run this

>>183530104
You don't.

>>183530104
copy and paste each line into chat

File: agi training.png (938KB, 1919x1021px) Image search: [Google]

938KB, 1919x1021px

training to combat the Estonian menace

>>183535539
Godspeed, you wonderful faggot.

File: moo.jpg (23KB, 311x441px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 311x441px

:^)

>>183538202
kek. Please make this the OP for the next thread.

>>183538793
epic :)

File: noice.png (41KB, 521x295px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 521x295px

>when the Grand Tree bumps your attack to 50 too
noice

File: me irl.jpg (43KB, 698x400px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 698x400px

Estonia is a great co-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OGMrZKIjKU

>>183541565
stop

>>183543238
slavs truly are the nigger of europe

>>183541565
>an italian and two (((((girls)))))

top community

why do people not understand that (((x))) is not the same as """x"""

>>183546809
>((("""x""")))

>>183546809
(((girls))) are a Jewish conspiracy

>>183544682
they are Finnic not slavic retard

>>183547620
ah ok so they're mongoloids

fucking chinks

>>183548113
>chinks
Wtf I want to fuck Estonians now

>>183546225
which one is the italian

File: 2017-07-22_22-24-25.png (486KB, 406x2831px) Image search: [Google]

486KB, 406x2831px

Transparency

File: 2tools.png (84KB, 499x330px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 499x330px

>>183549285
I'll post a few tabs

File: 4magic.png (79KB, 500x333px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 500x333px

>>183549643

>>183549828
Post the Burger Tab.

File: 6combat1.png (96KB, 499x331px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 499x331px

>>183549828

>>183549885
nah that's junk I try not to look at it

>>183549961
>Junk food is the icon for the junk tab
eheheheh

File: 9fashion.png (143KB, 502x517px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 502x517px

>>183549961

>>183550081
I thought you could only have one god staff/cape at a time?

>>183550182
#exploitsquad

>>183549643
>>183549828
>>183549961
>>183550081
animosity

>>183551872
wait no jay tootie

File: 2mil.png (3KB, 210x64px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 210x64px

hit 2mil xp, neat

>>183552813
Gz

>>183552813
haha in what skill though

File: stats1.png (31KB, 195x268px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 195x268px

>>183555376
A bunch of different ones. I've been leveling a lot since I got here like 4 days ago.

Hey guys,

It's been weeks since I last posted here but I think it's finally time explain my position again..
I want to fuck boop.
If anyone has a problem with that then I'm more than willing to meet your bitch ass in the wildy and settle this man to man. Post your fucking bitch ass name too, so I know who to laugh at before I fuck your corpse into dust, bitch.

>>183557197
i want to hit this 3

File: Brellington japanese gnome child egg.png (859KB, 960x800px) Image search: [Google]

859KB, 960x800px

this is your brain on anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QRMni0L79M

>>183557197
This is A Sloth's post

>>183562907
No it wasn't. I don't even like Boop. Its just fun to shitpost about her but I never have and never will want to fuck her. I'd rather stay permavirgin for the rest of my hellish life than put my penis anywhere near her.
That being said whoever wrote it is probably the same person who identified me in the last thread and confirmed some patterns of my posting.

>>183557197
>not pursuing the other girl on the server

File: messybank.png (450KB, 414x2563px) Image search: [Google]

450KB, 414x2563px

>>183549285
>>183549643

only 1704 more laps to go

File: this thread.png (2KB, 52x68px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 52x68px

page 10

hello ?

>>183569715
is it me you're looking for?

>>183569940
THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST!

>>183565591
No, I'm the person who identified you last thread.

I guess it's probably just starlight then

>>183571473
Yeah it wouldnt surprise me to be frank. That jizzrag doesnt like me but I dont like him either so its cool. I assumed it was either him or baldfuck.

zzzt

clear

fuck it's dead again

Tfw I still haven't been able to get Vscape to work on my new laptop. Im still having to play it on my old shit toaster desktop. I know you guys have told me in the past what to do but fuck if I know how to do what you've told me.

>>183577423
Try downloading java.

>>183578746
what he needs is JRE

>>183549643
>>183549828
>>183549961
>>183550081
tfw no one r8s your organisation

>>183560960
White people are the master ra.. oh wow

>>183578990
it's better than me both in what's in it and how organized it is
i'm jealous

>>183579271
one of those things can be fixed RIGHT NOW
organised bank means more efficient grindan

File: 70 get.png (522KB, 1919x1019px) Image search: [Google]

522KB, 1919x1019px

>>183580619
once I start grinding items then I might do it. Until then I'll spend my time grinding things like Agility

speaking of, 70 get. don't ever announce level gets beyond 52 cos you will summon wild Estonians. not even 3 seconds after I said it a blue-garbed abomination was upon me

>>183580849
Just announce the levels after you leave lol

File: fun.png (790KB, 1244x699px) Image search: [Google]

790KB, 1244x699px

Making the strong gains today lads.

>>183571746
lol

>>183524068
yeah man ill totally run this .exe haha thanks

File: Tarn_transforms.gif (1MB, 413x332px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 413x332px

when

>>183584626
>adding quests
>adding useful content

lm o a

reminder to drink your milk

>>183586921
>does nothing for your bones
>unnatural for humans to drink
`no'

>>183587649
It actually makes your bones more brittle.

Here in Sweden we drink more milk than anywhere in the world and we have some of the world's highest bone fractures per person.

>>183587814
the refugees might also play a role in the increased amount of bone fractures going on these days

>>183587948
Actually, the bone fractures are the lowest among migrants.

>>183588563
point
your head

>>183587649
>>183587814
Out of curiosity I went to look into it a bit since I've never liked milk and some teacher back in high school told me that it was bad for you so I just followed along, but looking up a few research articles that are fairly modern showed me results that milk does indeed help with bone density. Couldn't find one modern one that suggested otherwise.

File: image.jpg (66KB, 615x523px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 615x523px

>not drinking milk

Absolute runescape plebeian here, been ages since i last looked at this. Is there a way to get fullscreen?

>>183590028
resizable mode is available yea

>>183590028
Get a smaller screen :^)

>>183590028
nvm, the answer is "play for five seconds"

>>183590028
In the settings. You can either have it static, where in stays as a tiny ass window, or choose the re-sizable option, where you can make it full screen, or any size to fit your monitor.

File: puppy comic.jpg (79KB, 324x960px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 324x960px

>>183521184
Post cute comics

>>183591464
fuck urself

File: 1495555192802.jpg (55KB, 680x727px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 680x727px

>>183591464

>>183548493
sly, I believe

On a side note why is Jagex so shit? Instead of adding that elven city or expanding the Morytania quests and lands they added a cheesy new continent and the most abused boss in the game.
>Tfw Darkness of Hallowvale and Shades of Morton arent in vscape yet.

File: 1481994271022.png (173KB, 630x345px) Image search: [Google]

173KB, 630x345px

>>183593321
u rn lol

>>183593452
Me everyday*

File: ayy.png (74KB, 333x254px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 333x254px

>>183593807
Who here /fashionscape/?

>>183593321
morytania quests are dogshit I want my desert quests released already. spirits of the elid and sophanem unlock perferably

File: catbois.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

bumping with degenerate french cartoons

>>183597018
fuck off with this gay shit

File: catbois2.webm (526KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

526KB, 1024x576px

>>183597112
ok my bad

>>183597018
>a french catboy shota dressed in latex will never push you down and sit on you


Why even live?

File: catbois3.webm (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x720px

>>183597237
to daydream about it

>>183597341
I just realized that there are no catear costumes in vscape.

>>183521184
Is RWT allowed? I'd like to buy 30 mil for $30.

>>183597715
try 300 lmfao

Hey guys I just wanna say sorry for all the weird shit I said last night and didn't mean. First of all, I don't actually believe Jay Tootie is a "red nosed shit bird". He is my friend and I am sorry for these words.
Second, I want to apologise to the admin staff for the day I was talking about the game. I really enjoy vscape and I appreciate all the effort that the staff puts into the game. Bitterness is NOT a creepy spider looking thing.
Lastly, I do not want to fuck Boop. She's a 4/10 at best and I have higher standards than that.

If I offended anyone else last night please pm me and I'll try to make it up to you.

Thanks,

>>183598507
Thanks,
Hubcap*
sorry forgot to leave my name

>>183598817
Haha nice joke friend. But I am not the hubcap. Anyone who seen the awful things I did will know who I am.

>>183582350
>rust helmie
>probably pays for membership too

Is killing only the brothers the best way to get only barrows equiplment and not shitass runes that I won't use as the wiki says?

>>183608380
Yes since since you complete it faster.

>>183608380
Yes but why not kill 2 bloodworms/minirats/minispiders and get chaos/deaths to sell to the tok man.

File: Selection_004.png (13KB, 429x21px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 429x21px

>bragging about scamming a newfriend for a measly 50k

>>183609356
I sent that to 5 people, who are you so I can put you on my ignore list?

>>183610838
>Bragging to 5 people none of which give a shit about something so insignificant

>>183610838
Hubcap

>>183610838
Xiah

>>183610838
Basedwiggins

>>183610838
Randy

>>183610838
Odel

>>183608635
So basically use them for gaining Tokkul?

>>183612949
If you use chaos gauntlets the fire bolt spell deals as much damage as fire blast (uses death runes).

They're still good for magic.

>>183610838
Kraizen

>>183612949
Yes.

You can only have 10 friends on /v/scape. Everyone else must be put on IGNORE. Who do you choose?

>>183614193
1)Starlight
2)Starlight
3)Starlight
4)Starlight
5)Starlight
6)Starlight
7)Starlight
8)Starlight
9)Starlight
10)Starlight

>>183614193
>Jay Tootie
>Spirituosen
>Nedstark
>maybe a few ironmemes
>Odel
>Guacman
>Starlight

>>183614193
Basedwiggins, Jay Tootie, Shrinegod, Animosity, Megadines, Shoah, Hurt, Hammi, Beaver, Skullington

>>183615218
>>183615243

Tootie confirmed popular

>Granodd
>Tanikozo
>Unironically Guaccy
>Fresh, Thebigdong, Huntsman, Yousirname (For being good overlords)

List could be longer if other cool dudes played more often

Every post with guacman is definitely samefag guacman

>>183615243
>Shrinegod
>Shoah
>Hurt
>Skullington
all dead
>Beaver
dead from 1-hit poison

>>183614193
Pickles
Jay Tootie
Hubcap
Istrava (for selling)
Nedstark
Jewsdid911
Ovid
Animosity
Thebigdong
Yousirname

The you will never be part of the /v/scape cool kid club

>>183598507
Okay now I KNOW you're a sloth

>>183614193
>The Mountain
>Spirituosen
>Odel
>Ovid
>Shoah
>Guacman
>Pickles
>Hdgevin (estonian memes aside)
>Animosity
>Jim Lahey

I could've put a lot more people. For a small community I really like the people here and most people I left out have either quit or I haven't communicated with them.

>>183614193
Reminder that gold crowns can speak through ignore lists so don't waste your list on them.

>>183620997
Pm pickles if you need Hubcap blocked. Its OK he'll understand

>>183623190
>pm pickles
>while he's in rehab
lol?

>>183624021
W-what happen

>>183624021
Tfw eating flies off the rehab facilities windows while dreaming about booze with pickles

God I want to ________ pickles

>>183625529
> _________

Rehabilitate?

>>183625529
is pickles really an alcoholic

>>183625529
>God I want to convert pickles [to Islam]

Same here bro, at least he'll stop drinking alcohol so that's a step in the right direction.

>>183605440
I do. What are you going to do about it bitch?

>>183619789
I didn't make that post friendo. I don't know who is doing it but at least it bumps the thread.

>>183618173
>Huntsman

Fuck yeah, I got mentioned.

>>183626193
>muslims
>not drinking alchohol
*tips taqqiya*

>>183618173
(For being good overlords)
What did he mean by this?

File: dogenirhs.png (582B, 69x33px) Image search: [Google]

582B, 69x33px

>>183618723

>>183618723
this is bait but it is very strange bait

File: temple of light.png (593KB, 1905x997px) Image search: [Google]

593KB, 1905x997px

bump

>>183633537
unironically one of the shittier and useless quests in the game why bother

>>183634047
>unironically
are you also literally legit?

File: niggatry.png (736KB, 1917x1019px) Image search: [Google]

736KB, 1917x1019px

leveling that hooligan stat

>>183634087
kill yourself

>>183634162
just literally unironically b urself man

>>183634138
You should just stick with HAM members until you can pickpocket Master Farmers
It goes a lot faster and you might get a clue scroll along the way

If you're at Master Farmers though, just keep going then

>>183619723
>Ovid
>cool
Why are obese asian men that spam considered cool now?

File: infiltration.png (366KB, 1919x1015px) Image search: [Google]

366KB, 1919x1015px

how many pairs of robes does this motherfucker stuff in his pockets?

>>183642409
Hello,
Why do you play on fullscreen?
Regards, Dave from Accounting

File: mussolini.jpg (76KB, 643x913px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 643x913px

>>183643434
Thanks for killing that commie bastard.
t. Ben

>>183643443
wider screen means I can see more, which means I can see what's coming, therefore giving me the advantage

>>183644024
Hello,
I hope you have a second monitor and are not just constantly staring at Runescape and nothing else.
Regards, Dave from Accounting

>>183646278
you don't just make 12000 cannon balls by staring at anything else than just Runescape

>>183647132
Hello,
Making Cannonballs is an AFK activity that is very often done by players paying minimal attention to the game, while they're busy with other, more productive activities.
Regards, Dave from Accounting

>>183614193
Yousirname
Mango
Ovid
Pirate34
The Mountain
Animosity
Modeusu
Motherfucker
Cuckiller
Basedwiggins

Why am I so ugly, /vsg/

File: fucking.png (178KB, 647x538px) Image search: [Google]

178KB, 647x538px

man fuck this farmer

>>183651481
Fuck you. Stop stealing from the working class

>>183651053
post a selfie

>>183648243
hey dave
fuck you

>>183652062
The weak should fear the strong

>>183652082

File: 20170513_192832.jpg (310KB, 740x667px) Image search: [Google]

310KB, 740x667px

>>183652082

>>183654045
No proof fake and gay

>>183654668
It's the only "selfie" I have saved.
t. Ben
>I didn't even make the post he replied to

Where are all the cute girls

>>183655394
At my house

>>183657068
you're mum gay

File: haha what a small person.png (461KB, 1919x1013px) Image search: [Google]

461KB, 1919x1013px

haha she's so small what the fuck

File: okay what the fuck.png (109KB, 1915x1019px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 1915x1019px

>>183661659
>accidentally drink the FUCKING TEA
>have to go get the ingredients again
>try teleporting to Varrock
>stuck in a vagina now

ha ha ha I want off this ride

So people actually hate bitterness or is it ironic

>>183664178
yes

>>183664178
Replace bitterness with Sloth #ModSloth

File: lvl 80 fishan.png (784KB, 1920x1040px) Image search: [Google]

784KB, 1920x1040px

Took me all day but I got fishing up to level 80 from 73. Time for memefish!

File: Selection_005.png (2KB, 43x47px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 43x47px

I unironically use tuna potatoes for food

>>183665091
I use prayer potions.

Tfw CoolCucumber will never log into Vscape again.
Tfw I'll never ask her how her nursing job is going.
Tfw we'll never spend hours trading hospital stories about crazy shit we've seen.
Tfw she'll never snapchat me again.

>>183665516
tfw Hubcaps little sister still plays and is hotter

File: what an awful quest.png (51KB, 517x293px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 517x293px

>have to gather a full inventory of shit just to do the quest
>accidentally ruin the tea for the crone twice
I hate this quest
>get to put a bed sheet on my head to look like a spooky ghost
>pester ghost villagers to sign a petition until they say yes
>no more toll
this quest was great

>>183665516
Tfw a sloth is this pathetic

Are there black masks or not, cabin fever should introduced them right?

>>183666301
there are

>>183666301
No, yes. :^)

Dead thread, dead game.

>>183671407
fug u

>>183665516
Cuck

File: moving up in the world.png (171KB, 515x514px) Image search: [Google]

171KB, 515x514px

47 defense get from dragon slayer
boots still look awful
next target: monkey madness

File: pics cos it happened.png (702KB, 1919x1019px) Image search: [Google]

702KB, 1919x1019px

:^)

>>183676403
gonna sell it?

>>183676814
probably
when I get the quests done to complete it

WTB rune axe

How much do d bones cost? Ive got a bunch of em but dont know if itd be worth it to ecto them.

>>183673507
>next target: monkey madness

Gl mate be sure to get 43 prayer.

>>183661659
manlets when will they learn LMAO

Are blood runes in any sort of demand or I am just stuck with them?

>>183682562
the people ice barraging other people at wildy agility might need some bloods go there and ask them

File: _v_scape 5.9.3 7_24_2017 5_15_29 PM.webm (1MB, 514x462px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 514x462px

Some monsters stay where they spawn, some go towards me but stop like in the webm, and overall I have to get way too near for the aggro to start, this didn't happen before, I think it might be a bug or something about combat level

>>183690687
this isn't how you do fight cave

>>183690687
the aggro range in fight caves is just terrible and lots of bugs need to be ironed out in there

File: puta mierda.jpg (26KB, 588x393px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 588x393px

>>183690687

>>183692450
its completely fine for getting your fire cape and never going back there again

>>183693623
It's really afk (when it works) and obby cape and uncut onyx are really good items to sell (or use)

>>183694232

since when did afking fight cave become a thing, its the stupidest thing i've heard