/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

niggers

microhacks

fuck this shit

pistols are fine

t. reddit

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copypasting the truth about every youtube faggot making "overwatch" vids

>dan m
he's just another faggot that will make these vids for views on yt, will talk how disappointed he is, how someone has to do something about it, but won't actually do anything more than that
i don't really give a fuck about cheating pros (would laugh my ass of if another one gets banned though), but if someone has to make more "important" people look into this, then he has to:
>collect clips where it's 90% hacks (there won't be 100% hacks clips unless someone is spinbotting, I know for sure that I'm not cheating, but sometimes when I watch my replays I lock onto the enemy)
>find at least 20 of those, 10 on one map in one game
>remove everything that shows player's names, so no one will see who's playing vs who in these clips
>show that shit to some willing "journalist" or fuck knows who, dekay, rlewis, thorin, that finnish fag, i don't know
>ask them if they think that player is cheating
>ask them to show them to their friends and more important people
>if everyone agrees those are cheats, then you can show uncensored clips

no one will do that though, people preffer to spam 15s clips on twitter that everyone will ignore, because who the fuck cares about one clip

Wow amazing locks on Taz! He's really """"""""on point"""""""" if you catch my drift;-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-)

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First for Comeback being real

shame that tournament with such amazing crowd has such poor fucking organisation and elimination system

last time i wanted to watch a major live was when burgers were chanting "na na na na, hey hey hey, good bye" when astralis was btfoing fnacucks on cache

microtoggles

>team jumps to a CT lead on a CT sided map
>THEY'RE HACKING WAHHH
>halftime
>other CT side also wins rounds with ease
>nothing

silvers everywhere

>>183514192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvOhirn0LxQ

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>pistols

>>183514274
>mirage
>ct sided
????????????????????????

CYKA BLYAT

bring back de_dust

Guys, guys! I ranked up to DMG!
What are you lads doing on this fine saturday

>>183514315
yeah, that's literally what you don't need to do if you want to make serious people interested in your "evidence"

>Team reddit is losing
noice

Why dont these teams just place 8th in a dota tournament, they get more money than placing 1st on a """"major""""

memeing about pros hacking during a csgo major on a Kenyan pottery board

>pasha locking through smoke

uhhhhm?????!!!?>

>>183514562
gamesense bro

>>183514380
>half the map is useless
no thanks

>>183514562
It's ok if he's from a team I like!

>>183514380
bring back de_aztec*

@183514523
>muh prize pool

everytime

>>183514336
>>183514336
>>183514336
>>183514336
>>183514336

>no economy

They are finished

>>183514486
>(((serious people)))

vp choking it now

VP throwing the map

What a shit script

>let's push 1 by 1 ct side into waiting imt players

nice strat vp, throw the game a bit more

this is the first csgo tournament i've watched
is the grand finals bo5?

>be CT
>have the chance to fuck the other team's money
>make retarded aggressive pushes for no fucking reason

wtf is VP doing

That round looked like a fucking comedy sketch.

>we lost 1 guy vs tec9 buy
>oh no, lets all push with grenades in hands

>yo, they're on forcebuy, let's get close with the awps kurwa

>Based slav wins major
Feels good man

>>183514683
no, it's bo3 throughout

>>183514683
Very few events do Bo5. We don't even have loser's bracket because volvo likes their events short, shitty and with 2-0 final stomps.

>>183514706
>>183514751

it's just their playstyle :^)

>>183514683
valve doesn't like bo5 for CS, it's fucking retarded

it's over

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>>183514010
>there are ACTUAL monkeys browsing /csgog/

>>183514856
bo5s are terrible

Hello! I am at the event right now, immortals just won 16-12. There is a delay on the stream trust me.

that's it.

who /gambit/ here?

>our guy dosia will win a major
feels good

>>183514883
big if true

NO VP, NO CROWD.

>>183514957
>Implying VP is going to get even one more round

Lmao.

>another major
>same old (literally) virtus.throw

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Grieve not for tomorrow /ourguy/ will be triumphant.

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ITS OVER

BRAZIL WON BROS ITS NOT FAIR

SK is past.
Immortals are the future

Fucking stupid poles

>It's 2017 and there's still only ever been like one event with a bo7 grand final

baka famalam

not watching tomorrow

reminder that this is BIG's fault for choking yesterday. Oh well, easy championship for Dosia and Zeus

>>183514917
bo5s literally guarantee that a team with a better map pool wins.

THE ARENA IS GONNA BE EMPTY TOMORROW LUL.

>just another br team becoming one of the best in record time

>>183515108
t. polack redditor whiteboy

>>183515076
SK is bro-tier
Immortals is normie-chad-tier

lmao eurocucks

>>183515218
really makes you think

It's over
white people lost
anyone god some doom pauls?

>>183515108
t. average polack during a major

>>183515171
they also have terrible quality of play
faze-sk map 4 on overpass was just forcebuy every round and Ts rushing a site
bo5s take too long in cs and the players play worse as a result

Hueheueheehuee vai tomar no cu gringo da porra hueheueheueheueheuehhehhahehuahuehauehuahduHhehH
>brancos

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>>183515276
MONKEY'D

UMA DELICIA

monkeys won!

lol man i so want immortals to win whole thing to enjoy reddit tears

SOPA DE VP UMA DELICIA

UMA DELICIA

>>183515242
>SK is bro-tier
Kill yourself, SK has some of the worst people in the scene.

>tfw no head of anti-cheat at every Major
Bois there would be no cheating allowed under my reign

CHOLA MAIS GRINGO

Amazing that VP is one of the most OG teams of them all and they still choke under pressure like it was their first tournament

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>gocucks have a BO3 Grand finals

MY
FUCKING
GIGASIDES

They're not even good, they'd probably lose a bo3 to fucking Renegades or something

>>183515242
joao pls go

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another game ruined by subhuman monkeys

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>>183515108

Said it loud! I'm a little white dick and prous

QUE OTA ?
PULA NI MIM JACARÉ
QUE OTA ?
PULA NI MIM JACARÉ
QUE OTA ?
PULA NI MIM JACARÉ
QUE OTA ?
PULA NI MIM JACARÉ
QUE OTA ?
PULA NI MIM JACARÉ
QUE OTA ?
PULA NI MIM JACARÉ
QUE OTA ?
PULA NI MIM JACARÉ
QUE OTA ?
PULA NI MIM JACARÉ
QUE OTA ?
PULA NI MIM JACARÉ
QUE OTA ?
PULA NI MIM JACARÉ

I'd rather lose at csgo to cheats than having to eat skinned monkeys on a daily basis desu senpai

still why are they letting this happen

If you don't toss bananas on the stage I'm gonna be disappointed polacks

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

so fucking KEKED

HOW CAN EUROS BE SO BAD??

>>183515408
they dont choke, monkeys just toggle harder

Why do these portugese rapebabies always get to the final ?

FUCK POLAND
>FUCK POLAND
FUCK POLAND
>FUCK POLAND
FUCK POLAND
>FUCK POLAND
FUCK POLAND
>NÓS SOMOS OS SEUS MESTRES AGORA
NÓS SOMOS OS SEUS MESTRES AGORA
>NÓS SOMOS OS SEUS MESTRES AGORA
NÓS SOMOS OS SEUS MESTRES AGORA
>NÓS SOMOS OS SEUS MESTRES AGORA
NÓS SOMOS OS SEUS MESTRES AGORA
>NÓS SOMOS OS SEUS MESTRES AGORA

>>183515408
VP is beyond washed up
do you only watch majors

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>>183515459
I'm a little white dick and prous

>>183515550
cheats.

le yeah man man

0% white final match. gg

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>they preform *like this* in front of the home crowd and they deserve an applause

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Can gambit beat blatant hacks?They are the only honest team left

>>183515442
>>183515507


U mad gringo?? Hueheuehuheuhahrhuhaheuhdhdhdd

>>183515536
lmao did you not see Taz's fucking spray with the M4 in the second to last round? He whiffed a full fucking clip. They choked harder than their gfs will be choking on BR dick tonight.

Seriously
What if Astralis didn't cheat against SK we could've had a BR.hax-BR.toggle final
what a joke

>no losers bracket
lame.

>sk get outcheated by cheatsrtralis
>imt cheat their way into the finals
really makes one think about the region

finals today?

>major is euro 2016
gambit is france
immt is portugal

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believe in him, he needs you more than ever

based Steel

Is Gambit the last hope?

I love how the script just got fucked this week

gambit officially /ourguys/

Our guys winning the major

>>183515593
nah, gambit is fucked

hopefully this at least gets people to start talking openly about pro level cheating instead of just denying it to avoid upsetting the status quo

>>183515672
>22pm
>finals without a break

Are you retarded
This would never happen

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>>183515673
NO PLS NO

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>bo1 meme matches
>bo3 grand final

uhhmmmm........... GOTARDS?????????????????

>Bananas in background
kek

>no name monkies versus Gambit MAJOR final
can we admit this is a dead game already and collectively stop playing?

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>>183515459
its bad enough my women cuck me for non white men dont humiliate me!

>>183515635
this, dota is far superior, i don't even understand why there is no loser bracket

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it's gonna be fine
we got this shit

>>183515673
please dont associate us with those dirty monkeys

>>183515752
we said the EXACT same thing last major when SK won for the 2nd time. nothing fucking happened and won't happen now either.

>vp knocked out again because they alternate brilliant 1v4 clutches with rounds where they rush in with nades in hand without checking any corners


just how can a team thats so consistently place top 4 in majors be so inconsistent

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I don't care who wins long as Astralis lose.

>>183515807
Great success!

PASTEL > CHEBUREKI
PASTEL > CHEBUREKI
PASTEL > CHEBUREKI
PASTEL > CHEBUREKI

>has Fallen had a word with them to calm them down?

Never miss an opportunity to suck Fallen's dick. Stop it Redeye.

>>183515807
All other countries are run by little girls

>>183515782
Wow it's almost like things change and teams get good? I'm sorry you're not getting some NiP vs Fnatic shitshow.

Maybe volvo will unfuck themselves and give us the loser's bracket now.

>>183515830
>kids cuck ancestors out of relevancy
hehe

how is your semipro who got vacced doing btw

>>183515762
>finals get their own day
>Bo3
amazing

>>183515868
brainlets trying to play the old way. It's no coincidence that fnatic, nip and vp are all falling off hard. I guess for vp they have shown to be able to adjust a little bit and consistently place well at least

ADMIN
KICK THE FAVELAS

>all the reddit ""SK fans"" suddenly rooting for imt

gee i wonder who's behind those posts

>>183515894
my nigga

>>183515960
>third world nobodies become amazing over night
makes me think

The amount of pre-aiming going on for Immortals is beyond coincidence

>>183515782
>dead game cause my team never win nothing
Yes, stop play, you are making a favor for all the community

low iq monkeys that just point and click with their 800x600 res and 125 hz mouse

Steel just looks like a kid at a candy store, can't help but be happy for him.

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Redditor in charge of zeus's twitter is doing a good job.

>>183515982
>play the old way
what, you mean without blatant cheats they paid some guy to code privately for them?

fallen made a fucking twitter post a couple days ago about giving lucas his mouse, now I don't think it was a joke

>>183516074

>over night
That's a lie but whatever helps your racist self sleep at night. Stay mad as fuck boy.

>>183515894
Agreed

danes have the most boring CS and most blatant hacks(even more so than the hues)

>>183516156
lel.

>>183516126
Meanwhile I drop 30 kills with a shit pc and still lose

>>183516116
who said my team didn't win?

Lol, what ""hacks"" are you even talking about

Vp played really bad

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why is he streaming during csgo major. rude...

>major comprised of a bunch of "who's"

is csgo a flukier game than hearthstone?

>muh great polish crowd guys I swear
>vp loses
>nobody shows up for the final

reminder this happens every year at ESL Katowice yet people still try to rate the polish crowd

>>183515960
this 2bh, fuck those boring ass samey matches back then

>>183516173
>don't like someone cheating in a competition
>you're just raciss! fuck white people!

fuck you, subhuman filth, I don't feel bad about hating shitskins openly any more after the politics of the past year

>>183516260
he knows the whole script

>>183516260
what map is that and what hud skin

>>183515982
>the old way
You mean without cheats?

>>183516154
He deserved it, I wish imt all the best.
vp did not turn at all, few good plays by pasha and that's it

I like steel but hate monk1 and ape1 (because they cheat)

Am I wrong here?

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CRY MORE NU MALES GRINGOS KEKS!

>>183516173
Your flowchart bait is boring don't talk to me kid

>>183516285
has a Pole fucked your school crush? gosh, this is vidya not reddit

>>183516158

No I mean with :40 bomb site rushes and 2 peek retakes. Please don't ever talk to me again you disgustng gold nova fuck

>>183516273
>a bunch of whos
>sexgod

>>183516260
>ummit
lame, summit is such a boring nerd. Shroud's stream is only good when he is playing with ska

>>183516273
Top teams take their shit for granted. See fnatic

No more games today right?

Our guy Dosia will kill the Monkeys tomorrow!

>>183516312

Still no argument. Wouldn't expect less from a racist brainlet though. Stay angry and overly emotional, I'm off to party.

Do polacks hate ruskies?

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>>183516312
''MOM, THE BRAZILIANS ARE CHEATING!''

>>183516260
Because he does not deserve to be in a professional team contending for international relevance in CSGO. He has as much professionalism to play at a high level as Summit does.

>>183516273
anyone who's been paying attention could have seen gambit's rise coming. Adren is one of the top players in the world right now, mou is finally playing consistent, zeus is managing everyone's emotions very well. It was only a matter of time

>>183516582
polacks hate everyone, especially other polacks - they are most vile people in europe

Wasn't hobbit supposed to leave gambit or something? Whatever happened to that?

>>183516582
600~ years of war.

>>183515962
https://www.hltv.org/news/21116/rmns-vac-ban-lifted

pretty good, actually

If any of your gfs are looking for a BR bull tonight after these matches just send me an e-mail at [email protected]

>>183516602
adren was this milquetoast average player for a really long time that was praised sometimes for his consistency but nobody considered him one of the better pros

it's interesting how he has become so much better in gambit

>>183514639
This is what matters.

>>183516312

holy shit he really got under your skin huh lmao

>>183516658
He's on a loan from a different team but I assume gambit is going to buy him out.

>>183516734
>tfw gf keeps licking her lips whenever an IMT player is on screen

What the fuck bros? How can we even compete?

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>>183516734

>>183516582
I don't

t. pollack

>>183516734
>>183516846
samefag

>>183516765
Zeus really made them work as a cohesive unit. Mou and AdreN are playing great, Hobbit and Zeus are quite consistent, and Dosia... is Dosia, he does what he wants but it somehow seems to be working.

>>183514639
God yes.

>>183516178
??

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>>183516948
?

>>183516260
Am I the only one who thinks that game is utter shit?

Looks like a fucking snooze fest, Arma 3 was 10x better.

>>183516582
one half hates russians

the other half germans

sometimes they hate both

>>183516260
>NA cuckboy playing other games instead of practicing
>NA CS

>>183517021

Solo it can get pretty shit, game is far better with duos or squads.

>>183516953
yeah but adren solely in terms of individual skill has improved A LOT

it's interesting because he is quite an oldschool player with long career. usually people like him don't just suddenly "click" and improve dramatically anymore. he is playing the best CS of his whole career lately

>>183516765
he was putting up good numbers and getting multikills every second gun round when gambit were getting rolled over a year ago

>>183516765
Everyone who left Hellraisers ended up being better players in better teams.
HR has the worst management.

From now on, all the teams MUST play on 1920x1200 resolution

>>183517021
The devs paid a ton of streamers to turn it into a meme game and their dumb spineless fans eat that shit up. If it wasn't shilled by streamers no one would like it.

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>>183516312
You looks mad

>>183517021
That's because it IS shit
The entire playerbase is just 10 year olds who saw their favorite streamers playing it and begged for mommy to buy it for them

>>183517021
it's a buggy mess, but fun with friends. You're right that Arma is better but that too is a buggy mess. Why can't we just have nice things?

>>183516846

>my gf (white) told me she's planning a trip to Rio next week
>she hasn't invited me yet

Umm should I worry about it guys? Surely Brazilians won't hit on her?

>>183517140
do they even make monitors with that resolution

>>183517021
Also don't listen to all the redditors like >>183517082 >>183517224 saying "it's fun with friends I swear ;)", it's a common shilling tactic

>>183517256
it's one of the most common widescreen res

>>183517256
bait?

>>183516312
holy fucking shit dude

>>183517021
>says: "Am I the only one who thinks that game is utter shit?"
>haven't played it
haha ok

>>183517371
rofl

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>>183517247
Tell her she should go to mexico instead

>>183517247
Don't worry, she will be wellcomed here with a lot of pirocas.

>>183517405
>>183517371
can't think of any gaming monitors with that res, 16:10 monitors are rare in general

>>183517369
t. no friends

>>183516312
>after the politics of the past year
lmao
try spending less time swallowing /pol/ memes

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>this guys makes a bold move on your gf in public
Your actions?

This Brazil meme is decent but I miss freakaddy desu

>>183517572
SEAN

>>183517572
man i used to have shitloads of those pics why did i not save my picture folder when i formated..

some other good old csgog memes too

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i kinda wanna open it just to scratch his name off and immortals logo

Why is dubstep so shit bros?

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>>183517560

>>183517847
do you mean actual dubstep or brostep?

>>183517840
Go for it

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What the fuck is this major?

>>183517971
a major failure

>>183517445
I was actually watching PSL and a Melty Blood tournament at the same time so this is kinda weird

>>183517369

Being a NEET isn't fun is it.

>>183517840
Can u scratch souvenir stickers?

>>183517021
not "utter shit" exactly
but it feels slow and boring after cs
that HUGE growth is beyond my comprehension

never played arma though

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>>183517924
>>183517840
>>183518158

yup
looks much better without that shit

>>183516273
>AdreN, Zeus and Dosia
>"who's"
lmaoing my ass off

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>>183517247
Don't worry me and my BR mates will take good care of her, webm related

>stream ends
>/pol/ posters (aka redditors) leave
I hate e-sports

>>183518061
Being a NEET is fun as hell.

t. neet for 5.5 years

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>>183518001

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>>183518263
Americans are more uncivilized than the Brazilians, Jesus fuck.

>>183518292
Being a NEET is miserable

t. neet for 10 years

>>183518451
But everyone in that webm are brazilian.

>>183518292
>Being a rich NEET is fun as hell
ftfy

>>183518625
I live on 200 dollars a month my man.

Still fun.

What an underwhelming major. Hardly any good games, no epic plays.

>>183518790
how do you go out on weekends or buy clothes with that money

Crowd will be shit tomorrow

Wont even reach 1 million viewers

Dying game

>>183519017
>going out on weekends
>buying clothes often than 1 set/year

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>>183518884
Also no drops.

>>183519017
>weekends
What's a weekend?

>buy clothes
Simple clothes last forever especially if you don't have to track to work every day.

>>183518790

200? How do you manage to do anything? Even if you live with your parents? I've been unemployed for a few years now but because there's decent support here in socialist Europe I get just over $1k a month but that includes rent too. I live in one of the most expensive cities in Europe (Dublin) so I don't get to do that much.

>>183518265
Kys Reddit go suck down some nigger dick

>>183519160
Where's the fun in being a NEET if all you do is sit in front of your computer all day? Get a life, evolve

>>183518790
>200 dollars
That's what I meant by "rich", my lad!

Where were you when you realized that the CS GO scene died?
I was watching the PGL major in my room

>>183516382
No but they are all Probably cheating

>>183519665
Same, this tourney had the most blatant hackers in a extremely long time even when fnatic was 100% top of there game were never this bad.

>>183519239
I live alone. Russia here
100$ goes to pay for rent, the rest is on food.
Veggies, milk, bananas, chicken.

>>183519293
>Get a life
"Life" is a spook.

>>183519931
You can't even afford to buy new hardware or anything. Fun life.

>>183520069
>You can't even be a consumer whore

Mhmm

>Gambit vs Immortals
Which script is this pham?

>>183520229
>using the same computer you got for birthday when you were 12

hmmmmm

>>183519931

Ah being is Russia makes sense then. Shacks are cheap to rent.

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stop posting in dead generals
get your LOL on @ https://discord.gg/5AchEmB

>>183520364
God of War 4: Zeus Uncucked

>>183520610
>haha join our discord
>join discord
>nothing but circle jerk of weebs
>anyone who isnt a flamboyant, pretentious weebnigger is talked down "lol literally who"

haha

rot in your own shit cartoonfucker

>>183520763
wtf are you on about, ignore raven, retard

>people are mad because all their favorite teams bombed out of the major so it somehow invalidates it
When will everyone accept that CSGO has very few reliably good teams at the moment?
Everyone is streaky as fuck.

>>183520876
im only mad that vp are being inconsistent as all hell and cant keep their cool in a lot of situations

that and the fact im on 5 major streak without cobble drop

Let's guess the next noname team that "suddenly" become legendary next major. My money is on the turks unless their too stupid to install the cheats.

>>183521415
I'm surprised we haven't seen any Gulf Arab richbois yet.

>>183520876

I was going to say SK just came off one of the most dominant runs I can remember but it was really only since the end of April starting with cs_summit. But even then they were consistently top 4 before that. They fucked themselves for the Major though, they've been in Europe for over a month straight and haven't had much breaks. Gambit didn't take part in things like ECS or ESL One.

>>183521149
Well everyone was calling them washed up this most likely caused way more stress when they were playing. I think they really don't want to retire (which i dont blame them) and people telling them they should probably puts them in there own heads. They did really well this tourney if immortals weren't hacking there fucking asses off it would be VP and Gambit.

>>183520876
Gambit has been my favorite team ever since Dosia joined.

>>183521778
they didn't qualify and were not invited respectively

>>183521829

Yeah it's weird about VP, after the Atlanta loss & Dreamhack Vegas they looked completely done. The results have been so shit the last few months, particularly the league play. Getting to the semis on this major is a huge improvement for them, it just seems like a disappointment given their name.

>>183522214

Yeah, I'm saying not taking part helped them. SK have been at major tournaments pretty much every single week for the last two months straight. That's got to hurt a team. Though conversely it seems it hurt Astralis to skip ESL One.

Thinking of buying this fine game. Worth it?

>>183522431
they would have taken part if they were invited though, no way they thought they were going to be favourites to win the final of the major

www.twitch.tv
/dreamhackcs

Why on earth are Dreamhack running an event the same time as the major? No one is watching this. Its Hellraisers vs Misfits now with EnvyUS vs Godsent later.

-neo -pasha -byali -taz

+4 of anyone

i fixed vp xD

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"just bee retarded"
t. a poet

>>183522650
Because for some reason they're taking a player break for the entire month of August

>>183522650
I just noticed, apparently it's been going on since Thursday, running side-by-side with like 6k viewers. Braindead organizers.

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where were you when x god saved csgo tomorrow?

>>183522668
-allu +snax

>>183522740

Well yeah that's pretty much essential, it's been non stop events since the Atlanta major. The teams definately need a break, just weird to have a CSGO tourney this weekend. I know there's other big games at the Dreamhack too like Tekken, Hearthstone etc.

>>183522891

I miss the seangares & freakazoid tanktop era of Cloud9. Never understood how n0thing stayed after that era. seangares would be a really interesting IGL, stewie is really not a good shot caller.

>>183521415
>turks
>having the mental capacity to install anything

have you seen the video of moe being talked through cheat installation by 2 hackers?

he literally couldnt keep up with clicking icons on his screen according to instructions

>>183522971
theres also lol shit going on im pretty sure

>>183522650
>>183522757
There's like 9 other games there

>>183522860
i really hope gambit take it home , they deserve it after curbstomping the cheating danes

>>183522971

EVO was last week for Tekken, SFV etc and the Hearthstone Spring Championships were a week or two before that. This dreamhack is at a really awkward time.

>>183522757
valve are braindead by anouncing majors so late into the cycle that many tournaments just have to guess when to plan their tournaments

>>183523423

There's likely pretty much unknown teams though. Riot now has an exclusive lock down on all big League events. IEM was the only non Riot event on the calendar and they're not doing it this year.

>>183523529
Atlanta is the Mecca for NA Tekken.

Also Smash players compete virtually every weekend from May to September.

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Why are brs so funny?

>>183523606
this
it's still not announced whether or not there'll be another major this year

the krakow major wasn't announced until march (leaked in february though)

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>>183523186
any chance we can get cologne 2014 era cloud 9 back? it was a magical time and clearly the peak of cloud9

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original do not steal

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>newfag
>Wondering why I went from earning 1/5 of a level per match to 5xp
>just discovered XP reduction exists

Why

Why the fuck would you do this

Is it to control the supply of jewcrates/skins entering the market to create artificial scarcity?

>>183524621
It resets every tuesday night

>>183524621

It's to stop people smurfing or at least slow them down.

>>183524249
>2014 cloud9
>not 2016 when they won Eleague and cucked SK live in Huezil

>>183524903
Have you seen those xp bots running around in DM? I've gotten one banned because it was stuck standing still and HS people to quickly.

>T1 gets tons of kills through smoke
>T3 doesnt
really makes me think

>>183525185

I had a guy in a game who literally stood at spawn spinning in a circle that for some reason took 9 rounds to get kicked

Do people actually do this en mass to farm xp?, Even with reduction?

Why the is the final scheduled for when god-fearing americans have to be at church? I thought Poland respected religion?

>>183525641
I believe the do even with the reduction if you are killing people and playing constantly you'll get the XP in less then a week I would imagine even if its a small amount 24/7.

Should I mention CS:GO rank on my Tinder profile?

>>183525798
yes

>>183525798
>tfw met my high school gf at a lan party playing worms armageddon

best relationship ive been in desu

>>183525798
if you live in a big city you'll probably find a qt who needs a boost to kickstart her streaming career

>>183520763
This, discord is cancer

>>183526228
haha man you dont enjoy people spamming pedophile cartoons 24/7?

haha what are you some loser faggot?

>>183526309
This happened to me when I was 17, then I realized discord was nothing but shit, everytime is the same inner drama garbage
Funny thing is, the ''leader'' of this pack of underage weebs was a fucker on his late 20s and early 30s
Fuck those people

>>183526586
>This happened to me when I was 17, then I realized discord
>Initial release March 6, 2015; 2 years ago
hmmm really made me think

>>183526898
gramps

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what script is it going to be? surely our guys, gambit, defeat the immortals?

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>>183527693
Yes

>>183526586

Discord as a platform is fine if you're using it for people you actually know. For public ones like a thread specific one or even worse, a subreddit one, they're absolute cancer.

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fucking brazilians

what's the best way to increase brightness in csgo? there are lots of times where i can't see fucking shit

is an anime avatar mandatory if i want to git gud? what's the best choice?

>>183530112
yes

>people still deny that the pros are hacking their asses off

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTrD5OIgCn4

>>183530019
get the black equalizer monitor

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>be me with 0 knowledge about toggling: the game
>watched all krakow games
>feels interested, install csgo
>first game score is 19/2/5
how easy is this game t bh

>>183530019
their is a program that makes everything brighter i forgot

>>183530528
lower ranks are soft as shit and if you ever played an fps you're guaranteed to lead

>>183530019
switch to tv color in in game video settings

>1.6 let you write scripts which could be bound directly into the menu
>csgo doesn't

gotards??

>>183532775
Csgo is a console port what do you expect

>>183530019

Vibrance GUI plus just messing with your monitor settings should be ifne.

When volvo is going to do something at all this blatant cheating?

>>183533526
even semphis had enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nCv7PFL8Gw

HEY DAZED 4Head VALVE HERE 4Head STILL BANNED?

>Get my first ace in MM
>Instant pasting of reports for "hacking"

Fucking silver shitters. Can't wait to get out of this MMR.

>>183530528
wow man you're so good you should go pro

>>183535173
I don't have 10k to buy a cheat.

Memes aside, how much do good cheats cost?

>>183536036
for MM, very cheap- around 20usd a month
League cheats, like for ESEA and Faceit client are very expensive, its about 3k+ usd for ESEA cheats and about the same for the new faceit client cheats
Lan cheats are 10k+ usd
t. in the cheat "scene"

>>183536194
wew, a subscription business model even
3k+ usd per month for pugs?

>>183536443
no, private league cheats are one time purchases (usually) and very few charge monthly after the down payment

>>183533939
even retard thorin thinks there are hackers.

imagine being so desperate you keep shilling your videos every day in a /vg/ thread

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Alright people I just watched this shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvOhirn0LxQ

And it was eye opening,
FUCK this game and FUCK pretty much every pro team. They all cheat and nobody cares.
I'm uninstalling as of now and not wasting any more time with this publicity stunt.

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>>183536036
contact supex0, prepare to pay high as he declined an offer from SK back in the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqYGO0ERijw [Embed]

>>183535824
10k? LMAO try 50 minimum.

Is this the worst major ever? I'm not talking about the production or whatever. I'm talking about fucking Gambit and Immortals in grand finals and the overall level being so low.

>>183538123

this whole tournament is just a marketing set up, if you're not happy with it write to valve but avoid watching this shit

>>183538123
well everyone knows everyone is hacking but immortals have made it horrible by hacking to the point where the annoucers were making weird comments.

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>gotards/yuros eternally cucked hard by BRs

Scream looks like a fucking gay boi refugee nigger wtf he's so ugly I want to kill him and his whole family jesus christ

>>183540160
What's stopping you?

>>183540851
I spent all my money on hacks to get out of Silver 3 so I can't afford plane tickets

Atlanta is a pretty damn closely contested LAN, I feel like any of the last 4 could easily win