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we watch other people play games fast
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Is there a definitive "best speedrun" ever performed?
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>>183487291
18:10 of course
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>>183487291
The SM64 120 star record.
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>>183487291
Ape Escape 3 any% - 1:07:31 (wr)
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what happened to noobkiller posting?
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narcissa is stupid

and ugly

no wonder no one watches him lol
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struggling to cut my metroid zero mission time can't get sub 40 for any%
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>>183489151
>him
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>>183491129
just because he thinks he's a girl doesn't make it so
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>>183491260
What if in the future they invent technology that can legitimately change your biological sex?
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>>183484706
who is we?
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Squid has bad movement.
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>>183491489
What if in the future they invent technology that can seamlessly integrate your hands into a controller?
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What if in the future you shut the FUCK up
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>>183494223

what if in the future you weren't gay
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>>183494579
>de hippie spacing
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>>183494994
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>>183484706
What's a good, relatively cheap capture card that's compatible with the Wii U?
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>>183495427
As a follow up, the cheapest Wii U compatible capture card with at least a 4/5 rating on amazon that I've found so far is this: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00840353W/ref=as_li_ss_tl?tag=highgroundgaming-20&ie=UTF8&linkCode=sl1&linkId=6501c66613f53946d3601b581430a746
A 4.5/5 customer rating and a price of only $115
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Doesn't ESA start now?
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>>183492526
Me and (You)
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>>183496551
Does it?
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>ESA is doing a winter and summer split next year
>Interview segments
>Gay as fuck promotions and donation goals everywhere
They really want to become a second AGDQ, don't they?
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>>183495740
if you want to go really cheap, you can get something with s-video (hell, even that elgato has it)
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>>183497246
>>Gay as fuck promotions
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>>183497246
Yeah, look at this layout for fuck's sake. They really are trying to be GDQ
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isnt this the exact layout that gdq used a couple of years ago

the atmosphere is infinitely better tho
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>>183497246
They started interrupting the gameplay for donations as well, sometimes they absolutely never used to do.
Say goodbye to ESA, the jews finally got their grubby little appendages on it.
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Maral almost makes me not want to remove kebab
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>>183495740
>>183495427
go internal. avermedia c027 is good and has every input except vga. you do not want to capture wii u in s-video because you will have to play in s-video
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>>183495427
what game do you run
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>>183497291
>>183499495
Thanks for the recommendations

>>183499593
I'm seriously considering playing super mario maker for fun on a site that's like the Japanese equivalent of twitch, only thousands of times smaller. I already stream there anyway and SMM is fun enough for me to want to play it, so all that's stopping me right now is the lack of a capture card (or something similar)
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>>183487951
wording this
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OH WOW
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>"""""tied""""" wr is a minute apart because igt rounds to the minute
lmao
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w0w
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>>183500930
IGT is the ONLY METHOD
*shows sonic video*
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>>183500178
thanks for the late response!
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real time? yeah, not a fan
*pauses the game and goes get lunch and doesnt lose time*
*shares WR with 10 different people*
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>>183500930
Using IGT is the most retarded thing. Just look at Golden Eye, their leaderboards are a complete joke because of it. You have tons of people all holding the record on a bunch of stages, they should just do what all the other highly optimized runs moved to and start frame counts.
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>>183501930
What runs do frame counts? I've never seen that before.
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>>183501930
thanks for the uneducated opinion!
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>>183501994
I know SMB does, think the Contra community was talking about switching to it too

>>183502004
No probs bro
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>>183501930
doesn't work with goldeneye because it's a laggy piece of garbage and 99% of the runs is just minimizing lag, you'd have entirely different strats. still stupid they dont just do rta though
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*hooks up SSD*
*fires up emulator*
*sets frame limit at 61 fps*
*plugs in keyboard*
my five minute dominance over everyone else is pure skill
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>>183502794
if you ain't cheating you ain't trying
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>>183502794
>community accepting anything but console footage recorded by a VCR and sent in for testing
smhtbqh
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Should I start speedgaming again friends?
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>>183503903
grind monkeying is not speedgaming
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>>183504018
OK
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>>183502621
Lag affects RTA time too you dumb fuck.
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>>183505170
we weren't talking about rta though
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>>183505247
>counting the frames of a video isn't RTA
Did you forget your meds this morning?
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>>183505554
game frames, not what you see on your screen per second idiot
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>>183500930
This is not possible. It may be 59.999 seconds apart, but never a full minute.
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ESA is a fucking disaster,
GDQ is overrun by jews and trannies,
Everyone and their mother is grinding some shit game 16 hours a day in hopes the cocks they sucked this morning turn out to be lucky and they some how get a run within an hour of the WR...

Speedrunning is over. it's dead, just fucking pack your bags everyone.
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>>183502095
SMB is probably the only game that actually gets the framecount from looking at Bowser's hammer pattern. Almost every other runner uses recordings, which are almost never 100% accurate.
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>>183505634
>game frames
How would you count that in Goldeneye? 99% of the time when people talk about counting frames they're referring to retiming for RTA.
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>>183505634
>game frames
lmao. check out this mongoloid.
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just wanna say that goldeneye unironically sounds like the worst speedgame in existence
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Goldeneye has 60 levels and a ton of times that were recorded on webcams at 10fps. It is not possible to framecount these times to any degree of accuracy and it would be extremely unfair because a ton of players have duplicated times that are probably faster but that they never uploaded.
What they really should do is drop that retarded points system though. Over a hundred people have the perfect time for Dam Agent. If you are one second slower, you get NOTHING. If you improve an untied world record by several seconds in another level, you again get NOTHING.
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Anyone watching ESA? First run was a shitshow. excellent start.
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>>183505836
>>>/pol/
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imagine being such a shitter that you actually watch ESA
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>>183506496
a-at least there's no trannies
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>>183506592
i have to support our bois and intermittently jack off to maral
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AN MR-RL TIME
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>>183506145
>Goldeneye has 60 levels and a ton of times that were recorded on webcams at 10fps. It is not possible to framecount these times to any degree of accuracy and it would be extremely unfair because a ton of players have duplicated times that are probably faster but that they never uploaded.
Tough shit. Invalidate them.
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ME aND MaRC RUTZO
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maral is qt!
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Goldeneye's point system encourages grinding a single second on trivial levels over improving unoptimized levels, because it yields more points. Goldeneye invented grindmonkeying.
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ME AND FUCKING MARC RUTZOU
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>>183506906
Soezee > Maral
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>>183507129
>soezee
>soe
Wait, OUR soe!?
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>>183507031
Grinding for a full second in an IL is fucking retarded in the first place. Any other IL centric speedgame is fighting for fractions of a second.
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how does tchops make it to all these marathons? look at his tired eyes, what a trooper. just imagine what he would do if you glitched in his presence.
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>>183507129
yeah...no
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>>183507990
Don't joke about glitching.
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>>183507990
when I watch his streams people seem to give him money a fair bit
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>>183508864
Do you have more of these?
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>>183509080
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>some 17 y'old kid playing HL 1, a game that came out 2 years before he was born, left a better and more competent impression than most 30 year olds at SGDQ
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>>183505836
>Everyone and their mother is grinding some shit game 16 hours a day in hopes the cocks they sucked this morning turn out to be lucky and they some how get a run within an hour of the WR...
Is this a crypto currency reference?
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>>183508690
whenever i watch, he gets angry as fuck at the game
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>>183509397
Sure, if you want it to be.
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>>183497246
>>183506716
well they are hosted in sweden
they might as well pay to invite some trans fags, wouldn't be amazed

So, do they have a equivalent to GDQs Super Metroid?
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>>183509776
save the animals (refugees)
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Wait is this a glitchless run? >>183508594
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>>183509961
its funny coz its true
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>>183509776
Probably some homos there, but EU trannies at least atempt to look and act like whatever they are trying to be, so won't really be noticable. Tho I doubt there will be any at all.
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good heavens, would you look at the time
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>>183511298
>FF7 PS1 version
Why.
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>>183511298
>mergy
lmao
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>183511298
imagine being the guy who has to miss out on the speed orgies because you are running a childrens card game in the graveyard shift
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>>183511815
There's some really qt guys at ESA, feel bad for that runner
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>>183511485
That displayname is really pathetic.
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quit giving it attention already
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>>183511358
>FF7
Nope.
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>>183511485
>i wanna ruin another event
O BABY, kill him someone
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>literally an adverisement about a little Europ boy wanting to gun down refugees
I like this.
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>>183513721
We also have real girls at the event.
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>>183513867
and qt boys too.
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>gilr refused to take her shoes off
FOOTFAGS BTFO!
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>>183505247
>>183513867
who is we?
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>>183514039
her feet are shit anyway
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>>183512227
for a moment I thought it was awkwardly trying to make a play on the word "antisemitic"
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friendly reminder to donate and also to bash the fash
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Holy shit ESA has started, why havent you said anything faggots.
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>>183515680
marathonshitters out
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>>183515680
read the thread
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SMS>Chameleon Twist 2>SM64
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lets be honest sm64 is just a dated speedgame
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>>183517839
>>183518014
lol......
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>>183518014

You know what?
Word.
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>>183518194
>de hippie spacing
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>>183518014
Then why are there still new strats being developed regularly?
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>>183518273
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>>183518341
>new strats
>posts the same fucking webm for the 100000000th time
LMAO
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>>183518583
It's a new strat.
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>>183518779
It's "new" in the same vein of new coke
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hit_chix
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>3:30
really
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Holy shit this is the libtard shit ad ive ever seen.

Euro cucks for fucks sake, is this chairty actually going to third world niggeres? what the fuck
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>3:30
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3:30 of Ruski commentary
I guess it could be worse
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When will marathon organizers grow some balls and evict crap like this and JRPG """speedruns""" from the premises? Nobody likes this, it's only allowed because "b-b-b-but they put so much work into running this game" or other crap that has nothing to do with whether it's a good speedgame or a good run.
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>>183519968
>Nobody likes this
Yes they do, that's why they accept them.
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>>183519968
I actually really like long runs and some JPRG runs are pretty fun. But I'll agree that they kinda suck in marathons, unless you have ultra entertaining runners or people on the couch.
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>>183519508
AHAHAHAHA NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh, hey anon! So you do something with video games? You make racing ones? I'd love to hear more, come on over
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>>183521007
Okay.
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why are we still here? just to suffer?
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>>183521157
who is we?
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>>183521007
what the hell's up with the girl on the right
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>>183522089
She's making friendly eye contact instead of looking away in disgust
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>>183521007
no talking to girls is boring, vidya is much more fun.
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>/srg/ is dying again

See you nerds next year.
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thank god that fag is gone
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>>183524629
lol? place has been dead since at least srg the third
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I miss 2012/2013 serg
this place is nothing now
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>>183525612
word

there aren't even any srg runners left to meme about
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am i the only one who enjoys the stream?
its so depressing and melancholic just like my life
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>>183526080
I'm actually unironically enjoying this. The guy being so dry and monotone, the complete and utter lack of donations. The chat being somewhat readable.

THIS is what speedrunning is all about.
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>valdmir putin doing a 3 and a half hour speedrun in front of an empty room

still 10x better than sgdq
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>>183526609
>>183526424
he didnt even react to the donation
nothing
not even a blink

what a madman
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Did they really fucking hire a stadium for this lmfao
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>tune into esa for 3 mins now
>enjoying it way more than sgdq already
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>>183527719
it's all the way in some bumfuck village in sweden. renting the gymnasium is probably free.
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>>183527719
They said earlier that the owners of the arena place are supporting the event which means 'free' for them.
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>>183530028
Save the Children is one of the arenas main sponsor, therefor they could get it for free trough them.
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>"this part is a little boring so we have time for some donations"
>no donations
>awkward silence for the next minutes
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wow great event!!!!
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The event is ruined with this schedule. It's filled with these 2-5 hour games. Maybe there just aren't enough runners to fill the event.
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>>183521157
who of you faggots stole my joke and used it in his donation???
good job im proud of you
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>>183533326
>maral is employed by save the children
>she is determined to make this EUGDQ
They already 'cut' runs, they're gonna try and GDQ it up with bonus runs for donation targets
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The God Gamer Stigma
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Is it a necessity for speedgaming marathons to sponsor kike NGOs?
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>another 2 hour game this
>another 2 hour after that
>4 hours GBA jrpg after that
NASA killed the purpose of ESA.
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what are they saving the children from?
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>>183538724
me
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>GDQ happens
>threads are actually alive, die because of bump limit
>ESA happens
>+5 new IPs
cool
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>>183541869
it's almost like GDQ pulls in over 20x the viewer base that ESA does
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If GDQ is so shit, why do people watch it and not other marathons?
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>>183533946
having seen first hand how they operate esa, I can tell you that maral has been one of the more vocal ones in keeping the event as chill and grassroots as possible, just look at her hosting style.

I think shes the least of your worries if you think ESA is going EUGDQ
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>>183542913
desperate to find anything to shit post about
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>>183542913
because they don't know better
ESA doesnt have 200 thousand viewers and doesnt appear at the top of twitch so people who don't usually follow the events don't know about it
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>>183543138
>because they don't know better
But why?
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>>183543283
they don't actually care about speed and only see it due to being "the" big event
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>>183543283
because they don't follow speedrunning
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>>183518014
If that were true there wouldn't be new wr's for 120 imo.
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>>183543779
2 speedrunning events is enough for most people.
Once you see a game speedrun, its the same over and over again (unless new major routes/strats are used)
Especially if they just go and copy GDQs concept
Also, Amercans don't care about European events do they?

I'd rather watch Homestory Starcraft tomorrow, its basically competitive speedrunning. Am I righty guys Kappa?
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lion_king_we_are_white.mp4
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>>183548636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q72U8y2sayM
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Based naeg
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>>183538724
m1
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I need pictures of ESA chicks. Quickly at that because this is /srg/
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>speedrunning threads on /v/ are more popular than the general on /vg/
Sad!
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>>183551227
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Donation reader just finished his Rosetta Stone course on English
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>>183487291
The HG Pokemon run at SGDQ.
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I promised myself I will go to sleep early today, but then saw some guy learning how to run Deus Ex, so I've decided to help... it's 5:44am now and I hate myself.
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>>183553692
lmao
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>>183554769

Hey, go the FUCK to sleep!
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>>183554852
>de hippie spacing
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>>183554769
Damn son, hope you're not too tired at work later
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>>183553692
that was a fucking trainwreck
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>>183554921
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This is a quality let's play
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>>183556052
>quality
If the game wasn't hilariously bad I'd be more than happy for it to be put out of its misery.
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Remember to pour one out for Sexy Doll
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Over estimate?
How did they not mercy kill this when he got lost half an hour ago
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Has Naegleria mellowed out over time or is he just not comfortable enough to act out or too tired. I still remember that infamous Shadow of the Colossus run.
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https://twitter.com/diddeh14/status/888956075877298176
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>>183558618
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>>183557808

they should have taken a tip from that HGSS "run"
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>>183559680
>de hippie spacing
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>>183558618
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>>183559824
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https://pastebin.com/2wd8X4Yr
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>>183561754
>open the pastebin
>ctrl + f trans
>close the pastebin
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>>183561754
New phone, who dis
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>>183563719
hints only
>banned from twitter
>banned from twitch
>banned from gdq
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srg is NOT WELCOME
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>>183564787
>no history
wtf?
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holy shit two actual grills on the stream rn?
that's like 400% more than sgdq had
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Adrian is probably sexy as fuck now
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>>183568909
prove it
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>>183565668
History is problematic. ((((modernity)))) and ((((progress)))) is all that matters
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>>183508864
>>183563439
why did you delete?
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>>183564787
>follower mode
make sure to unfollow after posting dank memes

>>183570106
its a progressive liberal stream for sure
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>>183570557
It's funding a "charity" that is shipping grown men 95% of the way from Africa to Europe and calls them drowning children. Of course they're "progressive".
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>>183564787
>no history
but every video game they're showing runs of is history
>no one-man spam
so multi-man spam is ok? what does that even mean?
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>>183566314
its up to 3 now
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https://twitter.com/GrodusSpeedruns/status/888877733899620352

What have you done to support your simulated friend?
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so many real girls
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>>183573875
why didn't you sage?
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>puncay v. goose drama

about time

reminder /srg/ is #TeamPunc
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>>183558618
the delusion because of his stitched together SOB is insane
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>>183575980
thanks for the late response!
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>>183575237
>/srg/ is #TeamPunc
not since he lost his virginity outside marriage
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>>183558126
THE BAAAAWWWWB
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>>183576491
thanks for the late response!
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>>183576525
you too
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>>183578316
focus on one game to speedrun
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>>183578316
>>183578369

ho shit fuck wrong general LFMAO
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>>183578428
>de hippie spacing
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>>183578561
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>>183578316
why did you delete?
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Does ESA nazi ban people?
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>>183579964
never heard of one happening
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>Save child refugees

But there are none.
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>>183509961
they literally played an ad about refugee children

(which was actually a white girl)
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>>183580459
wording this
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ALERTA PROPAGANDA

how is twitch chat reacting to this crap?
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>>183580459
liberals are lying and their supporters are delusional.

All these """""children"""" in boats are 20-30 year old men. The actual children are in camps in countries close to Syria like Turkey and Jordan.
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>4:45

are they fucking serious
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what a promising start
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>my wife's son donation
nice meem
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>my wives son donation
>host knew it was memes
>people laugh it off

ESA is so cool, it would be a shit storm and instant host ban if it was GDQ.
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>>183580591
unwording this, go away
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>>183581151
I think it's because ESA is so much smaller. I don't recall early GDQs being as strict as the more recent ones.
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>>183581249
reersing that unword into a word. keep exposing the truth about the invasion of Europe
>>
esa, what a fucking sellout marathon
>>
finally a real marathon
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>>183580591
Should've held the marathon is Poland or something instead of Sweden.
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>my wives boyfriend

holy shit I love this event
>>
save the children, all grown ass men invading europe
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>>183581151
people keep forgetting that GDQ didnt get serious until Mike signed the contract with PCF
>>
>watching with my wife's son
>watching with my wife's boyfriend
>watching with my son's wife
>watching with my best friend's girl
>watching with my daughter's husband
>watching with my wife's husband
>watching's with my wife's boyfriend's son
>watching with my wife's girlfriend
>watching with my bodypillow
>wife's at home watching with the gentleman next door
>share the love like I share my wife
I wonder how many donations you would get if you were to run some Gone Home style cuck game at ESA.
>>
>anti cuck donations to an event that donates to a cuck foundation
ok
>>
what is it with memes and running them into the ground as fast as possible boys
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>fun donations
>people laughing
>everybody has a good time
>fun allowed

didnt know this still existed
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>>183580710
its a good run, starting tomorrow they will have 2streams while there are longer runs like FF VIII

>>183584236
might be gone in a year if ESA gets more successful and people troll ESA by paying Protogirl a one way ticket to sweden
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>white straight people having fun

can't believe this shit, what year is it? REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>183584236
>>fun donations
I can't find it funny, if the purpose of this fun is to aid the invasion of my homeland, americunt.
What if AGDQ supported a charity that trucked tens of thousands of Mexicans into your country every month? Would you be ok with it as long as they read "my wife's son" while they're doing it?
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>>183585160
Is this legit?
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>>183585160
you better end your life
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>>183585160
yes that sounds very epic
>>
I never watched ESA before. Is there as much autism as GDQ?
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>>183585160
Lul get cucked, might just donate now.
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>>183585927
Yes.
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>>183585160
Donating because of this post
>>
This guy is so bad.
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>>183585160
>What if AGDQ supported a charity that trucked tens of thousands of Mexicans into your country every month? Would you be ok with it as long as they read "my wife's son" while they're doing it?
yeah because the first part of being american is knowing how to meme
>>
mario
>>
This is a 5 hour run but at least it's kinda fun to watch desu
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>>183589720
He's retarded.
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>>183589720
He literally has heavy autism. Not even a joke.
>>
LOUISIANA WOMAN
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>>183595109
This 1? >>183589720
??
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>>183595201
>>183595109
WTF I reloaded and it was still there, then I replied to it and it was gone
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>>183595109
why did you delete?
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RIP the run
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>>183596776
eh tons of shit went wrong it's a marathon
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>>183596776
>>
https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/889171121366368256
we're slipping boys....
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>>183597548

Well at least (s)he's right about reddit, cause r/speedrun is real cancer.
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>>183597548
a bullet RIGHT IN THE FUCKING HEAD
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>>183597548
>tfw don't hold WER anymore
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>>183597548
r/samandtolki is gigacancer though
>>
>Almost 10 minutes over estimate

is this the run thats gonna ruin it all for everyone?
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>>183597548
fw made the list
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>>183597893
maybe
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>Mfw an anctual girl on the couch
>Mfw she probably doesn't even have a penis
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Digging through some old stuff.
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>trackmania speedrun
>its literally pros shilling for people to buy the game
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>>183601075
same thing happened with stuntmania at gdq a while back
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>>183601075
what are the chances of this game getting a coincidental discount code for ESA by the end of this run?
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>>183601691

Low. Because Ubisoft is dicks.
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>>183602179
>de hippie spacing
>>
I don't understand speedrunning racing games :/
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>>183602524
Some of them have amazing tech, like F-Zero games and the earlier Mario Karts.
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>>183603502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyITtLOQdB4
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>>183602524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plaZrJFJ77I
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>>183602524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP7hdQXoNmw
>>
is there a particular speedrun you guys would recommend to someone just getting into them? Don't give a fuck which game, I like all runs
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>>183604202
SM64
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>>183602524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvrepvisxA0
One of the best runs that agdq
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>>183604202
Gone Home
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>>183602326
>>
>people thinking this game has no depth because the runner makes it look easy
trackmania is hard as shit
>>
>>183604202
Gone Homo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUd1w-Kj_hA
>>
WE ARE OVER ESTIMATE?! NOOOOOOO!!!
>>
>inb4 this run goes over too
>>
The God Gamer Stigma
>>
>>183606471
>>people thinking this game has no depth because the runner makes it look easy
speedrunning in a nutshell
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>>183609829
Was there a single run under estimate?
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>runner is a complete autist shittalking the devs to their face
>goes over estimate
>lol doesn't matter
>third game in the row to go over
>>
Are the main AGDQ attendees seeing ESA as some kind of "competitor"?

Seeing like no one on twitter giving shout outs or mentioning it. Are they afraid of getting kicked or not be able to go to the event next year?
>>
>best part of the game is the OST
>play some random shit instead
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>>183612705
ESA is fun.
GDQ is anti-fun.
If you support fun, Uyama and proto is going to be on your ass.
>>
>>183613589
Are they playing the same track over and over or what? it sounds samey af.
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>>183612705
esa is just plain bad
>>
>>183614438
It's the ESA intermission song that has nothing to do with the game.
>>
>>183614438
Yeah. It loops. I fuckin' hate how the game variety is so much better at ESA, but the staff is still fuckin' ass.
>>
actual good speedrunners goes to GDQ's. hasbeens and casuals goes to esa
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>>183614580
>>183614604
sounds like they've fixed it now at least.
>>
>>183614956
The previous game was still up in the background playing sounds.
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>>183614956
There was a game running in the background of the computer HM is running on. The runner didn't realise.
>>
i remember when esa used to be comfy and good. now it's just a bad copy of the gdq's. why?
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>>183615365
It's still far comfier than GDQ tho
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>>183615365
In my opinion ESA is a hit or a miss. Every ~2nd/3rd year it's comfy as shit and otherwise it's meh.
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From their advertisements basically....
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>>183615717
I remember esa 2013-14 when it used to be the best speedrun marathon.
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>>183615986
2013 was great. I didn't like 2014 because of the 2 stream shit. There were runs I wanted to watch happening at the same time constantly.
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>>183616293
the 2 stream shit really sucks for viewers. you would think more games would make more people watch but it just takes away focus from the event
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>>183616609
I loved it the previous year or 2015, don't remember when it was, because it suited me better that time. Also, in 2014 many of the runs I wanted to watch were crammed in some sort of a closet for the 2nd stream and it looked uncomfy as balls in a vice.
>>
>>183616872

Probably 2015. 2016 was having tons of issues related to sound management for like 3 days and even later, they were occasionally appearing.
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>>183617063
>de hippie spacing
>>
>>183615424
comfy is a codeword for boring desu
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>>183616872
the venue used to be comfy. now it's in some kind of arena filled with chairs.
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>>183617293
comfy is just a codeword for boring desu
>>
>>183617063
I think it was the year pokegrill and that other whore kidnapped the mics and were kicked from there later.

>>183617293
It's been that way for years. I think this year the cam angle is different.
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>>183617176
>>
>>183617590
> I think it was the year pokegrill and that other whore kidnapped the mics and were kicked from there later.

Oh yeah, there was something like that. A year when
>I'd like to remind you that Star Wars games in general have no good audio balancing.
copypasta was born.
>>
>another fucking Halo speedrun

what the fuck do people see in these games, they are boring as fuck
>>
>>183618609
atleast that year had memes. I cant really remember any runs or anything special happening at esa for the past couple of years
>>
>>183619287

semi-wording this
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>>183620419
>de hippie spacing
>>
Here goes Diarrhoea ad again.
>>
Why isn't Squid good at any stars? Usually 52 players are good at at least a few.
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>>183620504
>>
>>183620692
OBSESSED
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>>183620658
need to save those fully grown "kids in europe. raping and murdering in the name of allah
>>
>>183620692
hes better than diddeh at rta
>>
>>183621391
for now lmao
>>
>>183621391
literally who?
>>
>>183621741
the new target of the freak
>>
when will sig and honey return and make SM64 great again?
>>
>>183621027
eat shit europe
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>>183621954
>>>/2013/
>>
I forgot how much I hate Halo's FOV.
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>>183621954
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>>183621954
Honey's been doing stage RTAs and single stars semi-regularly over the past year or two.

https://www.youtube.com/user/honeySM64/videos
>>
>>183622382
>last upload 4 months ago

lol....
>>
>>183622596
That's pretty recent. Why are you laughing?
>>
stream link?
>>
>>183622789
It's streamlink.
>>
>>183622912
yeah but which one?
>>
>>183623149
The new fork, streamlink.
>>
>>183623354
yeah I already got it for fuck sake
which stream are you fuckers watching?
>>
>>183623428
it's streamlink, dude
>>
>>183623428
what do you mean by "you fuckers"?
>>
>>183623710
>The community has closed this channel due to terms of service violations.
>>183623736
snail people.
>>
>>183623428
liquidsquidd_ on Twitch

Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe
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>>183626026
unironically best srg stream
>>
Hot namedrop coming through

warptal
>>
>>183626567
why did you spoiler?
>>
ben_cn
>>
the fuck are you looking at
>>
reflectedsc
>>
Why does Ryuquezacotl make gargling noises when he talks?
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How come all these russian runners speak such good english but every rus fag in online games calls me a cyka blyat gamburger every time I try to communicate with them?
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>>183631312
Because speedrunners are smarter than most random people who play online games.
>>
>>183631312
honestly the french are much worse in online games. russians in my time of playing online games are fine
>>
>playing a shooter on easiest difficulty turning it into a walking simulator
Why is this allowed?
>>
https://clips.twitch
.tv/BillowingPowerfulKittenPoooound
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>>183632462
you have no idea how much more of a walking and bullet sponge simulator this game would be if it wasn't playing on the easiest difficulty
>>
>>183632579
what in the fuck that was so disgusting

how does one become such a huge attention whore?
>>
>>183633142
Easiest difficulty only exists so little babies and women can pretend to be gamers too while they hold forwards until the end of the game. It is a disgrace to play on it and not different from playing with cheat codes.
>>
>>183632462

Because it's about going fast, so you choose the fastest difficulty. Easy.
>>
(You)
>>
>>183633468
>de hippie spacing
>>
>>183633235
people keep focusing on this shit rather than ignoring it already
>>
>>183633739
>de hippie spacing
>>
>>183632462
Combat is usually the easiest and least interesting part of speedrunning.
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>>183633739
>>183633846
>>
what the hell channel is the second stream running on?
>>
Remember when bounceyboy lied about how he was going to beat every Mario game?

Remember when bounceyboy lied about how he was going to do the 602?

Name some other good bounceyboy lies.
>>
>>183634698
wwenetwork
>>
>>183634802
How has no one bought up that 'beat every mario game' thing? He literally didn't even attempt it.
>>
>>183634698

streamlink
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>>183634903
>de hippie spacing
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>>183634960
>>
>>183634882
good luck with that
next you'll go after wix with earthbound or tri and srb
>>
whatdoesdehippiespacingevenmean
>>
>>183635230
honestly, nobody knows
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does it relate to this classic meme
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>>183635454
the fuck is this
>>
hello newfag
>>
>>183635230
reddit needs a double return to create a newline.
>>
God I hate sevens1ns
>>
>>183635970
think you're behind by about a year there bud
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>>183636149
explain
>>
These in between run segments at ESA are frustratingly awkward.
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My Quak 2 boys.
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>>183635707
just explain already so everyone else gets your meme
>>
I'm not explaining anything to a dumb 2017 newboy
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>>183638581
get the heck out of my thread cake boi
>>
>>183638581
so you don't want anyone else to get your joke? why post it?
>>
eff off dude

because newbois like you don't deserve to get it
next you're gonna tell me you don't even know about horned anime
>>
>>183639610
why not?
>>
>>183638581
word

>>183639610
wording again
>>
>>183639790
>>183636295
>>183638289
word
>>
I'm not giving you any more (You)s than I already have. archives are dead and these memes live on only through the memories of those of us who made them

thanks man, appreciate the support. glad to see another old boy still around these parts
>>
*runs on easiest difficulty*
*loads premade safety saves*
*runs an autoscroller*
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>>183640260
so in other words you want the meme to die? wouldn't it be faster to stop posting it?
>>
ESA so shit they allow games based on garbage anime to be run
>>
>>183642013
Attack on Titan has better animation than 90% of anime lol
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>>183642013
*tips fedora*
>>
>>183642013
word. i only appreciated stimulating, daring animated art like aku no hana and ping pong.
>>
serg memes have never been good

in fact the only half decent one was pol pot
>>
>>183642341
All anime is shit though
>>
>>183643087
If you say so.
>>
>>183643087
>anime is shit
>posts on a anime image board
you are one of those stupid people aren't you
>>
Where will you be when Clunt Stovens and Nindiddler expose XLiquidXEdgeXSquid_X?
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>>183645482
probably sitting in my chair
>>
FUCK
>>
Our guy is playing aLttP guys.
>>
y is there so much gay in spedruning?
>>
Speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with
>>
Speedrunning literally leads to autism
>>
>>183650730
based crossposter
>>
Why do people watch Clintstevens? He just seems like some douchebag.
>>
speedrunning is a symptom of autism, it doesn't lead to it because you need to be autistic to even start
>>
>>183650904
>>183650986
What's so bad about autism? Autism is literally why science exists.
>>
>>183650963
Nice, kind, charismatic, not grotesque looking.
>>
>>183651095
nice, concise, to the point response
well done anon
>>
>>183651095
>Nice, kind
lmao
>charismatic
I guess, but that doesn't really make up for the fact that he's a stupid, lazy faggot.
>not grotesque looking
He looks like a meth head.
>>
>>183650963
>Why do people like Chad?

>>183651095
that chair when a small scale streamer who you enjoyed watching gets slightly more viewers and starts facecamming but is so ugly you cannot watch the stream any more.
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>>183651196
What the hell is your problem?
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>>183651281
>Clintstevens is Chad
Never saw a Chad with 5% bodyfat and no muscle before.
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>>183651281
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I just finished playing Oracle of Seasons really fast and I'm proud of myself.
>>
why do people post jin does someone speedrun MVC2?
>>
>>183652070
When are we going to race, speed friend?
>>
>>183653590
jin is /srg/'s mascot
>>
>>183652070
good job friend
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>>183654015
no, this is /srg/'s mascot
>>
>>183654272
literally who LMAO
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>>183654390
newboi detected
>>
>>183654501

>not even the original filenames
cakeboi desperately trying to fit in detected
just accept your mascot already
>>
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>>183654015
>>183654272
>>183654501
>>
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>>183654623
Shut it, nerd.
>>
>>183654737
make me buddy
>>
>>183654835
I'm not your buddy, guy.
>>
dont
>>
>>183654904
i'm not your guy, friend
>>
Stop posting anime you fucking freaks
>>
>>183655139
Shut it, nerd.
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>>183655139
ok
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>>183654623
>de hippie spacing
>>
>>183655253
>>>/pg/
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>>183655405
>>
>>183656276
What game is she dreaming she's getting WR in tho?
>>
>>183656380
Cyberbots: Full Metal Madness
>>
nigger
>>
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>just now tuning in to ESA and /srg/
Have I missed anything life changing?
>>
>>183657215
streamdeck memedeck
>>
pathetic
>>
>>183657215
esa has just been bland.
>>
what is clint in an autistic rage for?
>>
>>183660104
he literally just said what hes mad about as you posted this. https://oddshot.tv/s/pgyo8J
>>
>>183660241
I know I just showed up and he's whining
>>
>>183660104
He's doing some shitty fake vendetta against the "plebs".


Essentially, he's trying to divy his viewers into two groups: subs and non-subs. If you're a non-sub, you're 'bad grr angry me no like' and if you're a sub you're 'wow me likey mm yes good mmm yeah'
tl;dr he wants money
>>
>>183554839
What game do you run?
>>183554942
Not at all. It was incredibly well received by most of the community.
>>
I'm incredibly excited for this run. It's a shame Keizaron isn't running this, but it'll still be enjoyable.
>>
>>183660241
Clint "Be Transgender And I Put You In A Blender" Stevens
>>
Is it "scaredy cat" or "scared y cat" like "grind x m0nkey"?
>>
The God Gamer Stigma
>>
someone tell me why ESA is complete garbage this year. i just started watching and it seems off.
>>
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE
I REPEAT
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE
>>
why does ESA display the local time on the stream page?
>>
>goose triggered as fuck because someone is criticizing his shitty stream audio

LMFAO

goose has to be on the spectrum
>>
>>183664063
who has worse stream audio: goose or trihex? I think they both run game audio through their mics.
>>
a BULLET in the HEADcrab
>>
This guy has nice movement.
>>
>>183668158
unlike a certain gxm
>>
The second stream is also running a 4 hour JRPG

why the fuck did they chose these games for fuck sake.
>>
>>183668592
imagine crying about shit like this

>>183668267
speak english cakeboy
>>
>>183669670
>adverb article determiner noun

that is (minus the grammar) perfect english, de obsessed freak obsessed freak
>>
>>183669973
gibberish at the end of your post cake faggot
>>
>>183670764
expected de obsessed freak obsessed freak language comprehension skills
>>
>>183671187
this is cakeboi faggotry at its highest
>>
>>183655628
>>183656276
>>183656721
>>183657721
why did you delete?
>>
>>183671787
>homophobia
not cool
>>
What a fantastic run. Another example of Pokemon runs being neat to watch at marathons.
>>
>euro marathon
>no trannies
huh...
>>
>>183672249
The Pokemon HG/SS run at SGDQ was an absolute joke and did not finish.
>>
>>183672609
The run was finished under estimate. Furthermore, the run was incredibly well received. If you were actually part of the community you would know this.
>>
>>183672609
just a yuro fucker who dont wanna acept esa sucks in every way possible compared with gdq
>>
>>183672792
>finished
>>
>>183677276
why didn't you sage?
>>
>>183678027
why didn't the runner finish HGSS?
>>
>>183678621
the answer to both questions is probably incompetence
>>
Dubs decides which game I start running
>>
>>183680391
Your life.
>>
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>>183680391
Duo Princess
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>>183680391
>dubs on /vg/
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whos in the right. puncayshun or goose?
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>>183681135
goose, always
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>>183681502
hi goose
>>183681135
puncay
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>>183678027
Sage isn't a downvote you fucking cunt.
>>
>>183682182
why didn't you sage?
>>
>>183687236
why didn't you sage?
>>
SQUID GOT A NEW PB OF 52:40!!!!!
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>>183688243
happy 4 him :)
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>>183688243
and it only took 2 years of 18 hours a day of grinding lmao
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>>183688243
fucking based, i'm glad
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>run is about to go over EST again

Christ, just kill it already.
>>
>>183690151
they really should have taken a tip from the HGSS run/trainwreck
>>
>>183688243
2+ months to improve a high 52 and he still ends up with another high 52 lmao.
>>
highx52
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>>183692484
xD
>>
>>183692062
>>183692484
>>183692897
>>183693036
how are your pbs coming along diddeh?
>>
>>183693125
oh shit
>>
>>183693513
lmao
>>
>>183693513
almost as funny as monkey posting
>>
catposting is funny as shit but monkeys are still funnier.
>>
>>183694432
word
cat posting doesn't trigger anybody but the filenames are hilarious. monkey posting also has hilarious filenames but it triggers squid and his lackeys severely lmao
>>
>>183694531
>it doesnt trigger anyone
>they're being instantly reported
lol

monkey posting is an old meaningless meme at this point, time to move over because im not backing down
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>>183694695
make sense next time duder aha
>>
>>183694826
dont get it but stay mad
>>
>>183694918
i'm literally grinning from ear to ear
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OMG SHES SO CUTE
I WANT TO MERRY HER
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>>183695014
seems like your actually pretty mad and tryin hard
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>>183695125
I love Kumiko too anon :)
>>
>monkeyposting is allowed for years
>catposting is instantly deleted
hmm
>>
>>183694531
not only that but monkeys just look way goofier than cats.
>>
monkeyposting has been a staple of srg for years now. endlessly exposing squid is what brings us all together
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>>183695910
>irrelevant no names who post on /srg/ think they are 'exposing' anyone
now thats funny
>>
>>183696036
the only exposure happening right now is the self exposure you are performing lmao
>>
So I've taken a strong, autistic interest in TTYD and I would like to try speedrunning it in the near future. I did a glitched run earlier where I successfully did Blooper skip, Cage Skip and Hazard Respawn and broke the game and am going to be attempting another one tonight where I beat the game with Flavio since I now cannot progress past chapter 7 on the other file. I'm struggling with Blooper skip and Bobbery Early though, and I doubt I'd be able to do Palace Skip/TRE. How hard is it to git gud at playing TTYD fast? I'm playing on English version btw but could emulate the Japanese version if need be
>>
>>183696448
Emulators are never valid for speedrunning.
>>
reminder that anyone who says monkeyposting is better than catposting is just diddeh trying to deflect attention away
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>>183696448
Fuck meant Bookcase jump
>>
can someone redpill me on the situation with the kind, feminine zelda runner and the 'community' getting mad at her for being brave enough to speedrun the game at a CHARITY?
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>>183696564
Fuck, would I need to get a Japanese Gamecube and a Japanese copy of TTYD then if I wanted to do a legitimate run of the JP version
>>
>>
>>183696612
The best tranny of the event. Just a shitty situation behind the scenes.
>>
>>183696440
stop exposing yourself its sad

>>183696567
wording this hardcore. dont let them keep the squid obsession going when diddeh is the one who is doing incorrect speedrunning
>>
>>183696784
lmfao this is comedy gold
>>
Where will you be when Diddeh exposes Squid?
>>
>>183695506
>>183695907
>>183696036
>>183696440
why did you delete?
>>
catposting is funny because its actually true and relevant unlike monkey posting
>>
what the fuck I came here to talk about autistically abusing glitches to go fast in one of my favorite games what the fuck is this about monkeys and cats
>>
>>183697190
you just took the crown for best monkey post lmfao
>>
go die zast
>>
does esa only have bad speedrunners at their event? that wind waker run was horrible, fitting for esa really
>>
>>183697628
esa is always only full of third and fourth rate speedrunners
>>
>>183697827
they used to have the don as entertainment, he was comedy gold
>>
>>183697628
I didn't see it. I thought Linkus was doing pretty well recently though.
>>
dont you have some gay loli shit to be looking at fag
>>
>>183697992
Who's that?
Got a video at hand?
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>>183698219
they had to mercykill the race. both runners sucked
>>
>>183698962
Did they not get good fairy RNG?
>>
https://cyberdemon531.com/2017/07/22/blog-post/
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>>183558618
Why doesn't he stick with sunshine? This guy is boring playing mario 64
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>>183699136
They didn't get in enough thoughtful, efficient practice.

>>183699187
>I'm mentally ill
Epic.

>>183699239
Because he thought that if he can get WR in the extremely easy Mario game, maybe he can in SM64. Little did he know that SM64 actually requires effort.
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>>183699187
>another degenerate tranny freak

*cocks pistol*
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>>183699239
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>183699187
>Everything should be taken with a grain of salt, if you will. I don’t even really know what that means, but I hear people say it often and it sounds apt, so I’ll stick with it.
?????
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>>183699350
>They didn't get in enough thoughtful, efficient practice.
Be more specific.
>>
>>183700216
How can that be any more specific? They didn't put enough time into thoughtfully and efficiently practicing their game, so they couldn't perform.
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>>183700216
people come prepared to gdq's. people go to esa to hang out with eachother, not for the speedrunning. which means the quality of the runs will always be bad
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>>183700327
How do you practice efficiently, sepecially how do you deal with the self-referential fact that any analysis of your learning process is itself taking time away from your learning process and has to be considered in your analysis?
>>
>>183700471
>How do you practice efficiently
You pay attention to what you're doing and understand why you make certain mistakes and put effort into preventing them from happening.

>sepecially how do you deal with the self-referential fact that any analysis of your learning process is itself taking time away from your learning process and has to be considered in your analysis?
Don't be ridiculous, it's not hard to get the above point in mind. It doesn't take time.
>>
>>183700463
>people go to esa to hang out with eachother
That's why people go to GDQs though.
>>
>>183700651
GDQ is a big opportunity to showcase your game to a lot of people and gain a following. ESA is streamed to about 3 people and they're probably gay, so it matters even less.

People just don't care about the stream.
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>>183700651
maybe so, but everyone brings their A game to gdq. esa is more of a joke now
>>
*pays over 1k to go to a speedrun event*
*meet everyone, everything is cool for 30m*
*boredom, nothing to do do, its only been 2 days*
*realise you are there all week and you have to go through the hassle of flying back*
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>>183700784
>>183700929
>muh GDQ hurrdurr
name one speedrunner who mobilizes 10k+ viewers on his stream
>>
>>183701681
you at esa?
>>
>>183701681
I've always imagined this is how every speed event is which is why I never go.
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>>183701812
Cosmo "Cosmowright" Wright
Michael "Siglmeic" Sigler
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>>183701812
esa only gets half a % of the viewership of a gdq. even if both feature a shitton of runners
>>
>>183680391
rune factory 4
>>
this mediocre speedboy paving no new ground, grinding the same old nostalgia shit, i eagerly await your downfall.
>>
>>183703024
thanks for the late response!
>>
Super Mario Sunshine is a better speedrun than SM64.
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>>183703308
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
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ESA stuff
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Why did you delete?
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>>183702486
Siglmeic does not go to GDQs. He goes to ESA.
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>>183703484
Who was she (male) referring to?
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>>183703338
classic esa memes
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>>183703484
Fucking hell, he is clearly talking about some newboy running a game he's taken part in. Can you act like any more of an above it all cunt?
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>>183703484
talking about skater lol
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are there any videos left on the internet of the old WW low% runs that used the zombie hover from windfall to dragon roost?
>>
>>183509776
>well they are hosted in Sweden
Ok
>So they may just invite some trans people
But we have very affordable mental healthcare here.
>>
hi cfb
>>
So does ESA ban people for being funny?
>>
>>183697190
>>183702192
why did you delete?
>>
>>183677276
The run finished under estimate. What run do you plan on submitting to future marathons? Do you need any help routing?
>>183678621
He could have easily been able to finish the game if he was able to reset a few more times.
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>>183705586
>it finished
>it could have finished
It didn't finish.
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>>183705586
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>183705713
The run finished under estimate.
>>183705753
Nice contribution to the thread.
>>
Daily reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsx-K_NJXhg
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>>183705835
This setenced fin
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>>183706000
TRIPS CONFIRMS IT
>>
>cream
>"Daddy what does cream mean in this context?"
Thank god we have gdq that doesn't put up with this crap.
>>
He's aware he's copying commentary, and he admits it. But when you copy it in such fine detail it's just bad.
>>
cant they just rename the event to "pc games speedrunning assembly"
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>>183708546
>american
>plays shitty oriental games on consoles
checks out
>>
just got some feet pics from a girl crushing on me
who wants to see them?
>>
>>183709438
No thanks, Someflow.
>>
eg pls, you never even gave that other guy your collection
>>
>>183709551
what are you, gay?
>>
>>183709645
i sent it to him in a dm on discord
>>
SM64 is the best speedgame played by highly esteemed adul- https://twitter.com/SM64fails/status/889572802461704192
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>>183709856
>1:58
>speedgaming

lol call it a lets play
>>
>>183710235
But BounceyBoy has a time very similar and calls it speedrunning.
>>
>>183705586
i plan on submitting a game that actually can finish on time, unlike the HGSS "run"
>>
>>183710326
Who?
>>
Is it true that ESA outsourced it's 2nd stream to the highest bidder?
>>
>>183710326
Bounceyboy's time is 6 minutes faster.
>>
>>183710590
sure looks like it, it's more of a sellout marathon now
>>
>>183711883
Does this guy even run any more? I thought the MHC was stopped.
>>
>>183720302
AHAHAHAHA NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>183720410
There's nothing funny about them
>>
Squid got a new pb of 52:15!!!!!!!
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>>183721786
Congratulations Squid. One step closer to 49 by 2018!
>>
>>183721786
squid is based as fuck
>>
>>183711883
>>183715662
>>183720302
why did you delete?
>>
>>183487291
train :57
>>
>>183722741
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>183722250
word word WORD
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>>183722250
wording this
>>
>>183722250
wording this hard
>>
>>183722250
You know what?
Word.
>>
>>183722250
never put down a stronger word in my life

>>183723620
jealous much? lmao. pathetic
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>>183721786
>>
https://twitter.com/LiquidSquid_/status/889553725571911680
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>>183724328
>expecting anyone to believe this
lmao
>>
>>183724328
>cfb revealing he still actively browses the thread
good job exposing yourself cfb
>>
cronikeys? more like trannykeys
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>>183724557
shut the fuck up cfb
>>
>>183724683
fuck off cfb
>>
>>183724557
really embarrassing himself
>>
>>183724859
its a specialty of his
>>
imagine talking about things that you dont read or participate in multiple times
>>
>>183725158
sums up a lot of things all over
>>
>>183724592
Cronikeys isn't even a tranny. She's a Russian agent trying to subvert our community
>>
What do I think about Mitchflowerpower?
>>
Was there a single game at ESA that finnished within estimate?
>>
dear god, why is every esa commentator so uncharismatic. fuck
>>
>>183726945
no
>>
>>183727632
>watching speedruns expecting charisma.
I don't understand you people.
>>
>>183728291
what do you mean by "you people"?
>>
>>183726945
no, it's like the HGSS run
>>
Do europeans literally only speedrun PC games?
>>
>>183733707
Europeans have always been more into PC games
>>
>>183733707
It makes sense. They had to grow up with PAL consoles.
>>
>>183722869
>>183724198
>>183727158
>>183729651
>>183730585
why did you delete?
>>
What's Squid's attempt count?
>>
>>183737258
1
>>
>>183737258
50,000
>>
>>183737258
Somewhere between 1 and 50,000
>>
post my name
>>
>>183737258
kill yourself obsessed freak, people reset constantly in sm64 all the time.
>>
>>183737793
don't you think that's a bit unreasonable of a response to give someone who merely asked a neutral question
>>
>>183738073
>ignoring the fact that you post about him and obsess over everything he does every single day for about 3 years
>>
>>183738282
who are you quoting?
>>
>>183738327
>de backpedal
>>
>>183738498
who are you quoting?
>>
>>183738536

Hitler.
>>
>>183738586
>de hippie spacing
>>
the memes in this general are so fucking annoying
>>
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>>183739128
wording this
>>
>>183739128
the squid obsession isnt a meme the dude is literally obsessed and cannot stop posting about him
>>
>thread is still alive

how the fuck. all the oldboys moved on. why won't the rest of you?
>>
>>183739461
what do you mean by "the rest of you"?
>>
Why would anyone speedrun games with RNG elements?
>>
Why would anyone speedrun?
>>
>>183739607
Because the game is fun? RNG usually balances out across the run so it's never a huge deal.
>>
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>>183738701
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isnt that the glitch guy from the mirrors edge gdq run?
>>
A high 52 is inexcusable considering the amount of hours squid has put in.
>>
>>183739461
this thread is for the oldboys that dropped every game and never made themselves a part of the community
>>
>>183740319
stop posting this meaningless shit you freak
>>
>>183740962
Squid is bad at SM64 and will not get better unless he makes significant changes.
>>
>>183741373
t. irrelevant no name who is spouting meaningless crap to fuel his autistic agenda

talk to him, not the thread, freak
>>
imagine trying to school someone on how to speedrun when they have been speedrunning for years and you have only just started posting in srg at the start of 2017
>>
>>183741578
>this mad over a harmless meme
get help, de obsessed freak obsessed freak
>>
>>183741834
i dont have to imagine
>>
>>183741852
>backpedaling and acting like you aren't the obsessed freak
>>
What do you guys even speedrun?
>>
>>183742376
I have better uses for my time.
>>
>>183742376
Archangel
>>
>>183742485
funny coming from someone that posts in /srg/ LMAO
>>
>>183742376
runescape: enter champions guild (f2p)
>>
Does anyone know Squid's attempt count?
>>
That's strange, no one said SM64...
>>
Why is Diddeh such a faggot?
>>
>>183743272
I know that you're a pathetic fag who needs to stop obsessing in this general LMAO
>>
>>183743314
you just did
>>
>>183743272
holy shit just ask him
>>
>>183740316
> isnt that the glitch guy from the mirrors edge gdq run?
Yeah, that's DrTChops. The Saltiest runner I know.

>>183742376
I'd answer, but then I wouldn't be Anonymous. So, let's only mention Deus Ex.
>>
>>183745510
i don't want to get screeched at
>>
>>183745510
Ok.

Hey Squid, what's your attempt count?
>>
>>183746164
20 attempts at your ass with my dick LOL
>>
>>183747226
Haha, that's a good one.

But what is it really?
>>
>>183747324
alright fine, 21
>>
>Clintstevens does the LLL elevator jump dive roll
>Squid still can't do it lmao
>>
>>183747487
>caring about SM64 when everyone that matters moved onto Super Mario Sunshine
>>
>>183747621
Except they all moved to SM64 or other games. All Sunshine has left are Japanes people.
>>
>>183747742
This is wrong on multiple accounts.
>>
>>183487291
Desert Bus 100%
>>
The God Gamer Stigma
>>
>>183748026
>33 day "run"
break in between points, right?
>>
FLIPENDO
>>
>>183747929
Literally the entire top 10 are either inactive, running other games, or Japanese lmao.
>>
fw no /v/ here to keep the thread alive

is this marathon somehow less interesting than gdq?
>>
>>183751695
>every bit as sanitized and corporatized as GDQ LLC
>also lower production value and shittier runners
But at least they allow FUCKING swearing, am I right, my fellow NIGGER CUNTS?
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>>183752042
>lower production value
quality
>>
>>183752042
>every bit as santitized
>but at least they allow swearing

you can only pick one of these
>>
NINTENDO
>>
>>183745624
>Yeah, that's DrTChops. The Saltiest runner I know.
and his shirt says "im so angry about video games"
>>
>>183723696
who's this gay
>>
>>183752740
NATION
>>
Beneziaa is cute.
>>
>>183751695
/v/ has their own thread on ESA and it's much better than this general
>>
>>183758525
That's because /srg/ hasn't been about speedrunning in years.
>>
>>183758372
>de headcrab post
>>
>>183760094
are you unable to speak like a normal person?
>>
>>183485193
deformed
no ears
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8 hours of FF, well this sucks
>>
>>183765180
heh, the stream went down now. how is it possible during a 9 hour run...
>>
>>183491489
What if the non-identity argument isn't an actual logical argument?
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