/ink/ - Splatoon General

fuck ink armor

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>humpback pump track
>team focuses on getting the middle hilI
>and nothing else

>>183461454
Wat.

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>post yfw

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Explain this app store shit that gives you 4 slot armor apparently??

>>183461671
Your post wasn't worth reposting

>>183461740
Yes it was. Now stop speaking to me.

How come somebody in my lobby already have the ninja amiibo mask?
He is not a NPC.

>>183461487
Yeah that's what I'm thinking as well, which is why I'm hoping for a cross-regional matchmaking option. I'd gladly trade some lag for being able to actually play the game.

>>183461638
Yeah IK it's so garbage, they might as well not give specials to weapons that have it.

>>183461732
Annie runs a black market on the app that gets you top of the line shit for stupidly high prices.

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BLOOD FOR THR BLOOD GOD

>>183461953

>only a triple

keep at it kid

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>>183461717

>>183461732
Download the nitendo switch online, go to the splatnet 2 section. O e of the tabs has a picture of gear at the button. This links to a shop you can order from and pick up your gear from murch

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>>183461578
>it makes them more tactical than a big FUCK YOU button
>implying chaos dunking on squiddos isn't the biggest fuck you of them all

how's the splattershot pro

>>183461732
If you have an iPhone or Android phone you can download the Nintendo Switch Online app, which features the SplatNet2 service for Splatoon, where you can do shit like track your stats etc. The more interesting of the options it offers is that you can order a piece of gear and receive it from Spyke in-game after some time, and the stuff you can buy is pretty gut.

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>lose a 3v4 by like 4%

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>>183461953
>splat 3 guys and then trade with the last guy alive on their team
>perfect opportunity for my team to take back lost turf
>they all stay near the spawn instead

>>183462025
Want to know this as well, it was my favourite weapon in the first game.

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>>183461717

Have any of the people who said Spatoon 2 is just Splatoon 1 actually played Splatoon 1?

Also I can't wait to play with you squids. STAY FRESH

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>got splatted by splashdown

how do you get the power suit? is it from one of the new amiibos that I'm going to have to wait a month for because fuck scalpers

The fuck is a freshness bonus

>>183447815
This was me in the last thread. I logged onto my girlfriend's profile and she isn't disconnecting at all.
What the hell setting did I possibly turn on? Why is it JUST my profile?

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Who is >that guy, /ink/?

>that guy who inks the minute amount of turf around the spawn

>>183462278
every game without a nigger in it = freshness bonus

>>183461916
If this game can't even find enough tryhards for the game then it's a bad omen for the long run. Like, fucking 2dos is on twitch front page at the moment and the guy's got to play turf cause he can literally not find ranked matches. That's awful.

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I practice new weapons in ranked mode.

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>trying to link the dumb fucking switch app on my phone
>password wrong
>password wrong

I LITERALLY JUST FUCKING RESET IT AND LOGGED IN ON MY FUCKING PC WITH IT

>>183462350
>having a problem with that

It's a quick circle that takes less than a second. Chillax.

>>183462350
autistic fucks with rollers that think .001% of the map is worth the 5 seconds ruin the game.

>>183462547
It's unnecessary in a game where speed is vital.

>>183462497
I never felt like that was a good idea.

>>183462527
What browser are you using?

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Are Amiibos going to become hard to find this time?

>>183462573
Yes I've never won or loss by.1 percent

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>do first ranked game
>win

Gonna retire undefeated from ranked now. Perfect record.

Wait, the game now checks for the region?
Why would they do that? Did casuals really hate playing with nips that much?

27 minutes till salmon run is up again, new map and weapon rotation

Delete aerospray and ink armor and replace them with something not shitarded.

>>183462673
Nevermind, I had to use a nintendo ID not a nintendo account, this shit is fucking confusing why does it have 2 different logins for th esame thing ahhhhhhhhh

anyway its done

>>183462272
Yeah, the purple squid. He was the last amiibo on the rack at target.

How do I link my nintendo app thing to splatnet? It just gives me some sort of preview when I click on it.

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Salmon run in 25 minutes

>>183462741
People thought that the game had a living community outside of Japan. They were wrong -- oh so terribly wrong.

Okay does anyone know why my pro controller isn't using motion controls. My joycons do.

Can someone give me a quick rundown on the Squid Sisters?

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>>183462803

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>>183461717

>>183461671
Is that your only reaction image or something? you use it a lot

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Is the 15,000$ gear from Annie in the mobile app worth the price? it's 4 slots but like 80% of my money

Are we getting Off the Hook amiibos?

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>>183462803

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>>183461717

>>183462824
It has a living community outside Japan, 1st game sold more than 1m on every region. Thing is that Japan community is more hardcore and passionate about the game.

>>183462994
>all my reaction images are from /vp/ and /v/ because my /ink/ reaction images from nearly two years ago are stuck in my old laptop

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>>183463065
>Squid Sisters got another ending theme and they didn't

It's not fair.

>>183462994
>he doesn't use the same ones over and over

stale af

What's with the timer on the gear in the switch app?

And is there good pvp gear to get from the story mode? Right now only playing for Callie's sexy outfit

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>>183461717

>>183463070
I don't want to play with anyone other than the Japanese. They are better.

>>183463124
Whomstve are you quoting?

What level did 3 star gear start appearing in the shops in the first game?

>>183463218
Don't fucking speak to me.

>>183463047
>4 slots

Okay, someone's gonna have to fuckin grab a screenshot of that. I keep assuming that means four subs. Which is insane. I mean, sure, three sub makes perfect sense, but four?

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>>183462024
>They see you fly up
>They can't get away in time
>They die squirming

>need to do every fucking mission again to get Hero weapons
holy hot fuck dude

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Jellyfish bullying until Salmon Run comes back

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>>183462024
>when you get a triple feed and seabag the entire nearly the entire team
the fourth was too far away for me to get a quad feed

>>183463047
>$15000
Ain't shit in the long run. You'll make that back in an hour or two.

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>>183463270
Shove it, oaf.

Besides just being fun is there a point to Salmon run? does it give anything?

>>183463475
tickets, gear, and money

Where do I pick up my money for my increasing my freshness in Splatoon 2?

>>183463475
Pretty mad dosh

>>183463047
>15,000$
>80% of my money

You're gonna have to sell your body to mr grizzly

>>183463475
lots and lots of money

Does the Aerospray special feel weak to anyone else? I mean its great for pushing turf but its on a weapon that's already great for pushing turf (so you dont really need a special thats 20% better), but needs some kill potential to go with the main.

Easy to read website with Salmon Run times listed with the days of the week they take place on WHEN!!?

>>183463536
you get it automatically after a match, it is included in your post match gain

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>>183461717
>Post YFW you get zero splats

>>183462024
Yeah I meant outside of level 1 and Z- rank where people will stand still and get killed by the missiles and shit as well.

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>>183463349

>>183463475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc

So when are we doing money lobbies?

>>183463610
>using the aeromeme
that piece of shit cancer weapon didn't get hard enough

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>>183462906
Callie a best

This game is fresh as fuck, I'm glad I finally get to enjoy what I missed out on from skipping the WiiU.

Question though: the SplatApp previously said that the Turf War maps were Port Marcel and Bluefin Depot, but that was wrong: the maps were actually Port Marcel and Humpback Pump Track. Is this happening for anyone else?

>>183463753
this

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Splattershot Pro is ____good____

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>Put Switch behind TV
>Right joycon randomly gives out
>Put Switch behind TV
>WiFi gives out
What gives?

>>183463760
The extension is giving out of date information.

You'd know that if y'all weren't dry as fuck because Bluefin Depot is an old map that hasn't come back yet

>>183463738
*nerfed
>>183462906
Marie was a refined woman with class, and Callie was a talentless hack and a memespouter

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>tfw you're loaned a weapon you're shit at using

wew lad

>>183463835
Get a new TV.

>>183461402
>p90's firerate isn't high
This disappointing me.

>>183463835
Magnets.

Your TV has many and they distort your signals.

>>183463905
The weapon loan system is fucking great. Makes babies adjust and keeps the game fresh and engaging round after round.

yall better buy those 15000 shoes with 4 total slots from splatnet

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>>183463753

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>>183463905
>wave 3
>lol here's a splat charger :^)
>get steamrolled by a clusterfuck of mobs and 5 bosses
gee thanks grizz you fucking asshole

>>183462097
I see nothing's changed, then.

>>183464012
You can order them from regular squids too, that's what I've done

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>>183464012
Way ahead of you on that shit

>>183464121
GET GOOD

LITERALLY JUST STOP SUCKING SO MANY DICKS AND LEARN TO CHARGER. CHARGER EATS BOSSES FOR BREAKFAST.

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>>183463685
>yfw 4 splats

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>>183461717

>>183464253
>when you get charger on a stage 3 high tide glowflies wave
It's trash

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>>183464253

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>>183461717

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So the app has gear you can buy that is not ingame??

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>>183464380
Nah. You're just bad at the game. Partial and uncharged shots are important. As are effective use of bombs.

Stop sucking so many dicks

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Yebbie

>>183463760
You're using the site from splatoon 1

>>183464530
Hell yeah

>>183464496
I dont know but I do know they have abilities you dont usually find on them from the ingame shops

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It's time

>>183464496
yes, but you buy it using the same money you earn ingame, and it lets you reserve one item at a time to purchase, you have to talk to murch to buy the item you reserved on the app

oh shit announcement?

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YAMERO

>>183464568
>No more charger
Praise grizzly

>splat zones

HAHAHA time to win finally

>>183464659
STOP BULLYING AAAA

Currently debating on getting this. Not familiar with the series at all, is this game worth it if you're mainly going to play it by yourself or is the main attraction the online multiplayer mode?

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Marina stop being a cunt

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>>183464671
Now you get the blaster. Enjoy.

Who else constantly forgets they can superjump because there's no tablet map to look at?

Can't wait to deal with head bomb guy with a bucket

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>>183464734
I fucking love how bad you fuckers are at the game.

Blaster and Charger are fuckin top tier guns in every mode but Turf War. Literally stop sucking every dick you can find and obtain a measure of proficiency.

>>183463835
I do the same thing and everything is good so far.

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>>183464659
>>183464692
when the fuck is Pearl going to snap and smack a bitch on live television

>>183464692
>Marie does it
>She's a funny straight man type

>Marina does it
>She's a cunt

>got kicked out of lobby for normal announcement

What the hell was that? I thought they removed this.

>>183464380
>Charger doesn't work well in this very specific situation
And how about low tide with a bunch of Steelheads lined up that none of your team can take down in time while keeping the other enemies back because they effectively shield eachother? Charger excels in certain situations and is worse in others, learn to do what you can and contribute to the team by taking out key targets quickly, that's your job. Literally get better at the game instead of crying.

>>183464843
Lol Splatoon 1 bro I love you. I guess Wii U bro honestly.

>>183464906
Pearl and Marina isn't a boke/tsukkomi relationship

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>>183464530

>>183464692
Oh please, if Marina was like the JP version, NOBODY in the west would like Pearl

>>183465020
DELETE THIS

lets get a salmon run team going
8022-6961-6909

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anyone wanna play salmon run

Anyone want to do Salmon Run?

Add me I'll make a room
1418-5835-8201

>>183465020
Post more

>>183465070
just need one more

>>183464380
>3 high tide glowflies wave
literally just get on the high ground, theres only two choke points and snipe the gold fish/

>>183465096
>>183465070
Okay, I got 3 other people, setting up a room.

No app, so regular mode.

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>>183465074
>no switch
>no money
life is pain

>>183464906
marie does it because she's a freak in the bedroom, she insinuated she's into being the master in a pet play situation during the mission with the giant squeegees

>>183464496
its kind of like ebay

>>183465036
I like Pearl

do I get to use the umbrella in campaign mode and when?

>>183465260
Run out of ink and then get raped by a wave of rape fish.

Charger is shit. SHIT.

Anyone wanna play turf war?

>want a hero splatling
>have to replay ALL THE FUCKING MISSIONS AGAIN
this doesnt seem worth it

I hate blaster fugggg

holy shit salmon run is the best

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LET'S SETTLE THIS!!

which is the better default squid girl?
I'm going for pinky

>>183465468
then dont use it!

>>183465387
>Play badly
>Blame game
>Repeat

The life cycle of the scrub.

>>183465524
pink desu

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>>183465120

how do I join a salmon run room after adding someone?

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>>183464659
That's not even funny, why would you say that on live TV?

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Ay cousin

fug this new map is tough

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>>183465570
DELETE THIS why are the boys sexier than the girls?

>>183465684
noice

>>183465570
qt

damn, this salmon run map is actually pretty hard to navigate

This weapon rotation sux for salmon run

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>>183465754
Who knows

>watch 3 stage announcements
>towers in all three
>Marina talks about her headcanon all three times
What the fuck? Is there only like one line per stage with these two?

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>>183465754
Just like in real life
>tfw a kind anon on /v/ drew my squidboy

>lose due to shit teammates

holy fuck get it together I didn't use the exp food to lose.

>>183461717
The tenta missiles definitely feel like the strongest special from the ones I've used.
Everything else except ink armor I guess feels like you need to time it well, tenta missiles you can just pull out whenever and probably get a kill or at least pressure the other team and get some ink down.

>>183464969
I think I's because salmon run just opened.

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>>183465524
the Ika Musume ink color whenver that gets put reintroduced, and I'm hoping there is an ika hair option put in since you can change hair now
>wiped on my first shellfish run of the day
>there is fucking fog now

Awww yiss Go-Getter time

>>183461402
Can I play salmon run with other regions?

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>tfw you get the blaster

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>>183465841
the qtest

This new salmon run map is bullshit

>we actually lost
Fucking how

>Salmon Run is open from 2AM today to 12AM (midnight) today

The fuck is the point of having the mode timed if it's 22 hours a day?

how do i filter all the gays?

>get switch online app
>try to login
>get to a nintendo page with "access denied" being the only thing on it
Servers shitting the bricks or something?

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>had a way higher score than everyone on the enemy team
>lose because my team had shitters that had half the enemy's scores

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FUCK WHY AM I SO SHIT AT THIS GAME NOW
I DID FINE IN THE FIRST GAME FUCK

Save your Supers until the end of Salmon Run and go ham on the bosses

is there a way to rebind buttons to anything, my right stick press doesn't work so I can't use supers

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>Game crashes on system error
>PREEEETTTTTTTTY SUSPICIOUS

This new map is fucking hard

>accidently traded away my fully completed salmon run polo because I thought I could get a duplicate to scrub

fug

Should we run any tags for this general when playing public matches?

Why am I stealing salmon eggs?

Why am I abducting their children?

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>beat the new salmon run map with only 2 other people because one asshole dropped after the first wave

>>183466997
>>183466997
they are just egg shaped mutations that generate power

do you get chunks and tickets in single player by just beating the missions?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13502433

>>183467012
doesnt it reduce the quota if you lose people?

i did it with 1 other guy and we had quotas of 3-4

>>183467084

Revive teammates so they can get the eggs. So both.

>>183466997
Small sacrifices must be made for the plights of the descendants of Man
>Marie talking about how much she wants hotdogs during the campaign
>Callie represented burgers in S1
Callie confirmed for American Fatass

>>183467084
its takes half a second to rez a dude

>>183467220
explain that to my teammates

We did it

>>183466640
you might be getting too old to play video games

>>183466364
its every other day normally but for launch they made it all weekend

Any charger players have some protips? I managed to spend my entire Splatoon 1 career avoiding chargers and I figure nows a good time to at least become mediocre with them. I feel like my positioning is just absolutely fucked no matter what I do and I end up getting snuck up on or caught out going for a kill. What do?

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>>183466706
>that squid who uses Splashdown on wave 1

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Anyone have a link to the music from Salmon Run?
Google gives nothing.

>>183467409
one of the things I did was if I couldnt line up my shot with the gyro I would just move my squid with my shot in the center, helps if you're bad at aiming.

As for getting caught out, you just need to not stay in one place, the game is designed for flanking. Use your range to get people who think they're safe

>>183467074
please respond

Post your day 1 inkling/rank/level/main weapon

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>>183466804
It's cool

So fucking close, good job

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now we're getting the hang of it

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>going on a winning streak
>Confident
>Literally go on a 12 losing streak

I should just play Salmon Fun

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>pick the most hipster clothing
>makes her look cute as fuck
>cant even post because SD CARD LOL

>the goldies and their horde
HOLY FUCK

>stuck in a lobby and can't get out
>it's been trying to find someone for 10 minutes now
what the fuck is this Nintendo? let me back out you fucking gooks, don't let me restart and sit thru whatever fucking map those two cunts in the tower talk about

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>>183465283
>Got the Switch in time
>No savings left for the game
YAMERO!

another clutch win, nice job team

Who in thw lobby is below overachevier?

>>183467993
you could've been back in game in the time it took you to write this

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>theres an actual grizzco job manual

>>183468078

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>grillers

Anyone else getting nothing from the Squid Sister Amiibos? All I get from Callie is a Letter saying she's busy, and Marie won't even detect as an Amiibo.

>die
>immediately glance down to look at the map and see where I should super jump to
>realize that I'm holding a switch controller

Anyone hosting a Salmon Run room? I'm gonna try to overcome my online shyness and actually play with you guys this time.

Moray Towers Splatoon 1 Banter:
Callie: “It's a good thing I'm not afraid of heights, heh...”
Marie: "gulp"

Flounder Heights Splatoon 1 banter:
Callie: “I could Super Jump to work if I lived here!”
Marie: “No thanks! Super Jumping makes me nauseous...”

Literally Marie in Splatoon 2, for some fucking reason:
"Callie was always afraid of heights"

>10 rounds of Salmon Run
>Got about 2000 g

This is supposed to be the mad money mode?

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>>183461717

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>>183468078
>>183468204
forgot the pic
just kill me now
it isn't even funny

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>team full of random shitters
>somehow we're doing good
>Wave 3 begins
>Nighttime, hightide
>A fucking Griller comes and kills my teammates in a fucking splitsecond
>Get trapped in the corner and die

AAAAAAAAA

>>183468101
I was typing it while the game was loading you dumb nigger
don't talk to me

>>183468407
Grizzco should fire you little unproductive shits.

>blaster in salmon run
Someone tell me how to use this piece of shit.

>>183468239
That's strange.
Maybe you need to do the campaign first as they both worked for me.

>>183468567
I really don't know what the point of the blaster is, it's like a shittier slosher

>>183468516

I'm a Professional, anon. Grizzco would never fire me. Especially since they're only paying me minimum wage.

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>>183467674
what the hell this pic legit cheered me up anon!

Have an unfinished inkling as a thanks

>>183468496
That doesn't change anything I said, dumb fuck. Give me another (You) I dare you

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Please give me some tips on using the charger class weapons, I want to be a XxXx360NoscopeXxXx squid.

No but really I suck, please teach

>stuck in salmon shit
>no ink
>fucking salmon-jaws coming for me
>Pop special and drop a bomb at my feet

Took that fucker with me.

If you cash in a salmon run bonus does it reset your points?

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I've searched high and low and can't find this. So I'll just make the rest of you know my pain and begin your own search.

>>183469080
I tested for you anon, it doesn't reset anything. Just gives you whatever your earned so far.

>>183468756
get your best at steady gyro aiming. Thats really all there is to it.

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>1 minute left
>opposing team has over 3/4 of the map covered in their ink
>feel a desire to win in me i haven't ever felt before
>go completely ham, adrenaline pumping, i can feel it in my stomach
>go fucking apeshit on them, get 8 (EIGHT) kills within the finaly 40 seconds
>cover all their ink with mine, carry my team all the way to their base
>match ends
>88.7%
>we not just won, we FUCKING won
>mfw I carried that weight

pleasure doing business with you, team

>>183468756
You have 2 options:

A: Get 3 teammates good enough to carry your charging using dead weight

B: Get Moray Towers as the map

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>>183469236
Noice

fuck man dualies are kind of insane once you get the hang of the firerate boosts.

Hey so like that Marina chick isn't she one of the octopus people? thought they were the enemies from the first game what the fuck? I haven't done the story in 2 so idk if that's explained

>>183469424
Inklings finally realized that octos are sexually superior beings.

>>183468651
it ohko on direct hit and 2 hits on splash, its good if you can aim

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>only 2 maps in Salmon Run

Is there a way to buy the soundtrack for splat2n?

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>Guard six eggs
>Nobody comes
We barely made quota ffs

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>>183461717

wow did all the retards wake up at once or something

>>183468756
Turn off motion control for maximum precision

>buy 4 slot shoes

>Ink Saver (main)
>Special Charge Up

>Cold Blooded
>Run Speed Up

I think Im done for the night. That was...I just cant play anymore. Gotta go have a sad fap

>>183462527
same shit happens with my 3ds

I've lost every single game with someone with a female name on my team.

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>Match starts
>3 enemies apparently disconnect immediately
>Just one poor guy running around with a roller who won't even try to splat me when I just jump around near him

Is it shitter hour? What happened to everyone? Did the French and BRs just wake up or something? I can't have fun with teammates like this!

Pearl needs more Rule 34.

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Here's a hot tip from a Splatoon 1 Veteran:

Right now, Ranked Mode is Splat Zones. The Heavy Splatling is a fucking BEAST for this mode. Especially with the Stingray and Sprinkler. I went from C- to B- before I could even reach level 11.

Abuse the range. Toss the sprinkler. Sweep hidey holes with your laser beam.

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>>183470201

>>183470084
And it's always a female that wants to squid party and ruin it for everyone. Letting girls play online was a huge mistake.

>>183469858
can't these be rerolled or something

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>when you get the cannon in salmon run
>>183470201
seconding

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>won a turf war game while taking a shit

>>183470309

Supposedly, you can reroll the second slot at level 10? I dunno I can't find any concrete info on anything right now.

>>183462258
splashdown is a pretty versatile special
inking and defense is a pretty sweet combo

though it'd take too much time bringing up the map to use it offensively

>>183470413
AMEN TO THAT, game is a go to for shitin.

>>183470413
the beauty of nintendo switch at it's finest

Delete flyfish from this map

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>>183470508
Does this face incite some frustration?

Never play this late ever again what shitstain country is playing right now holy fuck you are above level 10 why are you trying to bulldoze enemies with the roller you have zero splats

>>183470201
There's never enough, but I'm happy there's been one of two new lewds every day.

Is 100 Profreshional the highest you can get in Salmon Run?

Wow, those 15k shoes are the new hotness. Gives me one more shot to my Blaster. Doesn't sound like much, but considering all those shots can be potential one-hits, that's fuckin gooooooood.

>>183470421
you can reroll like the old way with snails and I'm guessing maybe money. Alternatively just scrub it for 20k

I can't believe how savage C rank is right now

I was A+ in the last game

>>183470596
>lined up the perfect grenade
>some chum smacks me and I miss
I hate this boss so much just because you need two people to do it quickly

>>183469424
No, she's an inkling. Squids have suction cups too.

>>183470413
>lost a turf war game while taking a shit
Fuck you. :^(

>>183469424
look forward to the second level's sea scroll.

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>>183470596
>two spawn at once

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>>183461717

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I'd laugh if that anon was playing against me while we were both taking shits. Fuck that BlazeRed faggot. ncpRedneck too.

>>183470596
>flyfish plus steelheads on high tide

>>183470898
>try and throw grenade into one
>the other one kills you

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>>183470508
>Flyfish with fog

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>>183470967
>>183470898
>try to throw nade
>low ink
>try to quickly fill up with ink
>instagibed by missiles from the other one

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>>183470942
>the Charger cant fucking aim
JUST

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Anywhere i can see what gear is unlocked with what amibo?

>>183470792
the big fish only requires one bomb and doesn't even have to be aimed and can be shot at normally

>>183471097
you mean steelhead? I'm talking about flying fish. If you blow up one of his launchers he'll still be fine.

That fucking feelio when your teammates don't revive you

>>183471230
no, Maws, I'm saying Maws is nothing compared to Fflyfish

Aerospray buff when?

Turf coverage means jack shit when you're the worst weapon in the game.

>>183471349
I was talking about Flyfish the whole time, I hate it when I'm waiting for his buckets to open and I fuck up the grenade because I'm suddenly swarmed

Can I set my switch clock forward to get more clothes?

Holy shit the missiles are complete trash
Just about every super in this game is trash
Is the jetpack the only good one?

>>183471482
no its synched with the internet, which is also why you cant go shopping without a connecton iirc

>>183471445
I know, that's the point, they designed both to be defeated with bombs but Flyfish is so much fucking harder it's ridiculous

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>>183468130
>its filled with completely serious enemy descriptions that tell in detail how said enemies can kill you

>rainmaker on towers

HAHAHAH time for a break

>>183471562
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>183471376

it's a great weapon

g i t g u d
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g i t
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>>183468283
Honestly, that alone makes me wonder if they planned for Callie to win and wrote it out like that but they just replaced some dialogues instead, and that's one that didn't get changed correctly.

>>183471974
NO IT'S NOT

GO FUCK YOURSELF DARK FAG


BUFF AEROSPRAY

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>>183471542
t. S1 aeroshitter
faggots like you are why inkstrike and bubbler got removed or heavily nerfed

>>183467084
Honestly depends how far away your teammate is, if you're all the way on the other side and I've got eggs on my side I'm gonna at least deliver one before heading back your way.

If you're close by, there's no reason not to rez asap.

I got another polo, the one I already have has special power up and the other has quick respawn, which one should I keep?

>>183472186
special power up, quick respawn got nerfed pretty hard to where its only for bad people

>>183461671
Having that hill gives you the high ground over a huge portion of the middle of the map. Stop being bad.

>>183469424
She's an octoling

>>183472186
I never use quick respawn as I think that's only for specific cheese strats

>>183472026
Nerf aerospray desu

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>>183467208
it all went to her hips

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if you get special up on all your mains and subs, how many missiles would you shoot from your Tentatek Missiles?

>>183472029
Fuck the bubbler though, and fuck the inkstrike but for a different reason (it was shit)

>>183466040
Hi I'm that anon you're the sweetest thing ever
Thanks for your screenshot contributions, it's making me feel better about not having the game

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Why the fuck does my team fucking ignore me when I have the rainmaker. These fucking retards run around like fucking chickens with their heads cut off, fuck.

>>183472029
What the fuck are you talking about? I use the cool roller you dumb nigger so I'm forced to have that ground pound

How the fuck do I actually use splatnet? I signed in with my Nintendo account and everything, but the app just gives me some kind of shitty preview.

>>183472389
how old are squids again?

>>183472029
>Furry degenerate
>looking down on others.
Is /pol/ leaking again?

>>183472389
Because it's a literal casual game made for kids you dumbfuck

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>Blaster on Moray Towers
>What kind of idiot would use one of the shorter range weapons on 2fort, Splatoon Edition?
>I would
>3v4
>My team just isn't covering ground
>Go for kills
>GET A TRIPLE KILL
>BOOYAHS FOR THE LAST SECONDS
>No one joined in
>Still lose

IT'S A GOOD WEAPON, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT

>>183464906
It's not what they're saying in Japanese, Treehouse is drastically changing the characters. Again.

Isn't arms just great though? Really glad I got to play some arms at the end there.

>>183465036
>Oh please, if Marina was like the JP version, NOBODY in the east would like Marina
ftfy

>>183472528
No one would argue that it is a good ranked weapon. It's not a good turf weapon.