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Previous >>183391734
>>183437286
KOTL
GUY
D E S T R O Y E D
E
S
T
R
O
Y
E
D
HOPE HE FUCKING RETIRES THIS TIME
please vote rubik
S U C C
>>183437293
Which would make sense but they don't have two rotating hosts
One hosts the entire group stage and the other hosts the entire main event
So what exactly is the problem with Day9 being the host? He may know jackshit about the game but so did Redeye and they both are professional hosts at this point.
>no kotlguy + lelcoste cast
wow, its shit
I thought Lumi and Pyron died?
>>183437286
Hell yeah Kaci and PPD TI7 is saved
Why do we need tortedlini tho watafuk
>>183437286
>no lacoste
>tortedeleddit
>cancer patient
>CancerCuntNCum
>SKRFFWHO?
>Deadgame(9)
defend this shit dotards, this game is dead, last TI i fuckin tell ya
>no lecoste
>MACHINE
>DAY9
>LUMI
>SLACKS
Is this, dare I say, the worst TI talent ever to date?
>NO LACOSTE
FUCK YOU VALVE
HE'S THE BEST THING MY COUNTRY CONTRIBUTED TO THIS FUCKINGG AME
>>183437534
Day 9 is a fake ass cardboard cutout
Anyone from the SC2 days will tell you this
Who are the snubs?
>Lacoste
>KOTLguy
>SUNSfan
>Merlini
>Blitz
>everyone but Slacks at Moonduck?
>no Grant
>no Lacoste
>no kotlguy
>reddit man9
>reddit flax
>some akward swedes
>cancer horse
a-at least we got ppd...
i am literally having a stroke at this very moment after losing $250 on last bet
I am dead fuckign serious
I would get a phone but I'm having a stroke and can't move my legs nor bet my last items on the next match
This will be the last thing I will every type in my life
goodbye /d2g/
>>183437615
No lacoste to, he deserve it to be honest.
>>183437563
>>no kotlguy
T H A N K G O D
>no lacoste
fucking replace pyrion with him P LE A S E
me on the middle with d2g
>>183437615
>>183437690
>>183437595
Help me guys, I lose hope for this TI already
>no grant
>no lacoste
i'm even gonna go ahead and say
>no kotlguy
I never heard of day9 before, what am I in for? good memes?
You can kick only one
>day9
>machine
who do you chose
>>183437880
day9 easy
>>183437663
does snub immply they deserved a spot?
because the entirety of moonduck deserves to be lined up against a wall
i thought sheever has cancer and is too weak to do TI?
Ok guys im going to reddit to post that we NEED lacoste, he deserve it.
>>183437857
There are some vids of him hosting, i dont know what to expect
/ourcutelittlegreengoblin/ is destroying right now!
>w33
>>183437595
Skrff is an observer
>>183437880
day9
>"I love Pugna!"
What did he mean by this?
>>183437945
You have breaks in your treatment for your body to recover, presumably it's scheduled at the right time
She's probably only working on groups too or something
>>183438003
weppas and him dont get enough credit
>>183438061
He even had a freudian slip and said "Fugna"
>>183437663
Merlini is there dumdum
Based Russian talent
What a time to be alive and understand the cyka language.
reminder that Pugna is a cute little girl and to disagree makes you a redditor
does Valve invite Purge just to please Reddit? His analysis is absolute fucking shit.
>all this shit about the talents for TI7
>forget there was esports going on
liquid just meming and they're destroying planet numale
>>183437286
>two people who don't play dota hosting
>kaci is back
I mean at least ppd is there I guess
but WHERE IS GRANT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>say retards in dreamleague chat
>get timed out
I hate modern vidya culture
>>183438297
day9 literally streams dota though
>>183438285
the numales are memeing even harder though
>no maut
This plane todd guy might make a comeback
>>183437286
>torte
>tortedelini
lol
who won game 1?
>>183438510
He was too much /ourguy/ so Valve fired him and got the worst possible person for the job
>>183438297
To be honest Grant in not the same when he can't be himself.
Don't forget that there's the "newcomer stream", "content" to be made for downtime and also some people will only be working on the group stage
Not everyone on the list will be on the panel at the main event.
>>183437595
>>SKRFFWHO?
yeah actually leave the thread
>>183438590
Liquid
Misery looks like his dad.
>>183437286
>tortedelini
never ever heard of this guy, who is he?
>>183438590
GOOD team
Dakota isn't on there but-
>CCnC
>Synderen????
>TorteDEliteralWHO?
>Weppas?+??????
What the fuck??????????????????????
>>183438828
>>183438679
tortedelini is 100% doing the newcomer stream
>>183438194
yeah....
>>183438828
a guy that makes mediocre dota builds for every char
>>183437595
>SKRFFWHO
>>183438849
>Weppas?
>>183438297
literally nothing wrong with Kaci
her and slacks are the people that prevent TI from being a complete autistfest
I SPENT 300 DOLLARS ON THIS TI
AND THEY INVITE
AN SC2 RACE TRAITOR TO HOST IT
THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING
IM IN CHARGE HERE
>>183438849
>>Synderen????
>>Weppas?+??????
how actually knew are you?
be honest.
here's hoping valve keep kotly guy on suicide watch and don't listen to reddit
>>183438828
he copy/pastes guides into the dota client
also has never brushed his teeth a day in his life
>people crying about synderen, skrff and weppas
How fucking underage is this general holy shit do you only watch arteezy and bulldog or something
>being able to succ everybody
Fogged is definitely /ourguy/ and knows what he's saying.
valve truly enjoys their old boys club, with fucking pyrionflax who's been MIA for 3 years apart from getting the cash check and spot on main stage panel (?????????????????????????) every TI
>>183437880
the guy vavle chose
>>183438849
Synderen is fine. Tordetaco wrote an asston of builds that reddit loves. weppas hardly misses firstblood. CCnC is 9k and wrecked w33 mid in qualifiers.
>>183438297
>two people who don't play dota hosting
>kaci is back
THE FUCKING IRONY
LITERALLY HOW DID YOU TYPE THESE TWO LINES
WITHOUT SEEING IT
Did I need a bkb here against the diffusal blade, deso and other control?
I probably should have been able to farm one up, but if not, what item should have been bkb instead (if I need it at all)
why isn't dendi casting
>>183437714
/csgog/ already dead again?
I like PFlax desu
WHERE
THE FUCK
IS
KOTELGUYY
>>183439106
There was literally no reason for you to get linken's
>>183438823
>>183439092
redeye literally doesn't play dota at all and is objectively the best host we've ever had BY FAR
like I don't think you understand what the purpose of a host is
>>183439092
Kaci is just the obligatory pair of tits, not a host
>>183439190
He was killed be literalwhos
>>183438248
russian drafts always seem casual as fuck, are they any good?
>>183439106
shrapnel only is reason to get bkb
u threw the game for your team
its all on you
who /not watching TI because day9 is a faggot and this nepotism must end/ here
>>183439106
>no eblade
cmon nigger. at least pretend you want to win
>>183439212
true, we were getting pressured early so I figured I'd try to get an item finished early and it provides some good stats, should I have just stuck it in and rushed skadi? This was after I got travels + dragon lance (and aquila)
>our guys
capitalist
draskyl
merlini
ppd
skrff
synderen
tobi
weppas
winter
jack
>the kill me guys
ccnc
lumi
lyrical
tortedelini
>the missing guys
lelcoste (maybe with kotlguy cast)
grant
What is this shit song playing on the stream?
>>183439106
>blogging during esports
Also nice linkens
>>183439106
>not going eblade and cucking anyone who shows in a lane
tsk tsk tsk
>>183439190
CRYING
HIS
FUCKING
TALENT-LESS
EYES
OUT
>>183439349
Oh boy, gamers threatening boycotts can't wait to see how that turns out
>>183439106
>no eblade
yikes....
>>183439393
>grant being a numale cuck while casting because valve are forcing him to be
no thanks
>BEEDAWG actually invited
So that's what being a TI winner does. He can stream all year just memeing and still gets invited to TI.
>>183439424
SHIIIIIING SEEEEEEEEEEEEEA
What are you guys watching, where do I see all this shit
>extended to september 18th
this means we will get the Act 2 after the finals
>>183439212
>not getting linkens vs blink lion + blink jugg
that instant hex destroys morph
>>183439051
>CCnC is 9k and wrecked w33 mid in qualifiers.
So did coL, but that didn't stop them from being dumpster fire tier, did it?
>>183439393
how bout /ourgirl/?
>>183439543
whatever gets the twitch kiddies to tune in
>>183439393
Fogged is our guy
Recommend me a music pack. And don't say heroes within because heroes within is trash
>Kaci is pregnant
>Sheever has cancer
>Both are still invited
So did they lie or what?
>>183439575
we're watching some asian guy standing in front of a public pool
>>183439543
meanwhile fucking
>andy "i cast 3 games outside of TI" styles
and
>pyrion "literally only appears at meme tournaments and TI" flax
are disgrace invites. lacoste+kotlguy would be miles better
>>183439695
TI7's music pack is legit really fucking good
Reddit here.
How the FUCK does someone like Grant, who has contributed so much to the dota scene, get shafted for Pyrionflax.
How does does9 who legit is some blizz shill get to host TI.
>play ability draft
>lich gets take aim, focus fire, drunken brawler, feast
>>183437529
What's the best place to put the benis in this succ?
>>183439473
he actually improved a lot in the last months imo
>>183439695heroeswithin
>>183437286
>Day9 is the host
holy fuck why? he's fucking terrible and i actually refuse to watch it now
>>183439741
>cancer and pregnancy mean you become an invalid
As expected anime knows jack shit about anything
>>183439256
>2GOD doesn't exist
Okay friendo
Is C9 really going to be at TI? Why do they let this bandwagonning fag into new games?
i dont even know this day9 shitter
why the fuck would you waste invites on lumi, pajkatt, akke, pyrion, bullmeme, cc&c who?, cancer draskyl, tortedelini literally who again
i get lyrical will just be used as caster for endless group games, he is actually working hard doing all the night games for bts, despite he is bad at the game
what the fuck is this reddit shit tier bullshit. WHERE IS LACOSTE, CHARLIE, KOTL, JOSH? jesus fucking christ, at least they didnt invite shane or wagafaggot
>Blizzshill hosts ti
>talent replaced by redditors
Fuck you Valve..
>>183439763
Already have it, and yes. It is quite good
>>183439759
draskly is literally one of the best analysts dota has
pyrion is shit as fuck
>lacoste+kotlguy would be miles better
IDK why you keep making it out like Lacoste needs a shitter like kotl guy, pair him with anyone and he's great. Kolt guy is actually fucking terrible
https://twitter.com/NahazDota/status/888552160190808064
BASED
Holy shit Kotlguy is close to tears being on the panel with 3 TI invited hosts.
Someone get him off the stage
>>183439890
Stressful and work heavy jobs are not recommend during those periods, one of them will faint and be unable to do the rest of the event
Meanwhile there are tons of able bodied men ready to do the same job
>kotlguy forced to try to be happy when he's on a panel of people who are all going to TI
>>183439741
one will have preggo boobs and one has cancer boobs, so it evens out
>casterlets getting replaced by pros
day of the rope is near
>>183439770
what's your (reddits) take on this all?
>>183440028
What "message" does having Kaci who doesn't play dota at TI for the last 4 years say. Nahaz better put the phone down before he digs himself any deeper
>>183440028
BASED
A
S
E
D
STARCRUMPETS MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO KEKOLD US LIKE THIS
>>183440028
https://twitter.com/NahazDota/status/888554109107929089
not based, nahaz is a fucking cuck, im glad he didnt get invited
Picked again
It's her meta now
>>183439002
>knew
>>183440185
Kaci is Gaben's side puss
>>183439770
You already got TI has been and current freeloader ppd amerifat. Don't be too greedy.
Plus, this is TI, not some NA thrash league.
>>183440028
Nahaz can see through the charade
>>183440076
Sheever is probably just paneling during groups where she gets to sit on a couch the whole time and kaci is like 2 months pregnant or some shit she's fine
>>183438942
>horseface
>HaHa Dats so cool attitude
>Liquid 4 times major winners
et cetera
>>183440284
>freeloader
umm he's the CEO of EG
>>183440148
go and look for yourself
THE SHIT EATING KEKOLDS LOVE DAY9
To me this is like seeing my mother spread her legs for a black man
Unacceptable.
why does /d2g/ hate day9?
>>183440028
The Professor said it! Stop this shitty event valve
>>183440323
Damn. I was hoping Kaci would be 7 or 8 months pregnant and leaking booby juice
>CCnC still goes to TI
looks like it's time for our boy Mason to put CCnC out for good
>>183440445
I dont, but is not yames
>>183440397
but anon I am black and so are my parents
>>183440458
>>183439932
>Charlie
Shittaste confirmed. Now GTFO reddit garbage.
imagine being kotlguy right now, getting annouced during a cast that you are not going but all others you are sitting around with are
what the fuck is valves problem, why do they hate kotl? he is literally the most active caster in their entire game
>>183440474
>mason walks up to day9 at the desk
>do you feel in charge
>murders him irl
please
please happen
>>183440445
>Says that Blizzard will rule esports
>Ends up shilling himself for the one that pays more
He has no passion for the game and will make his host shit on purpose to please the his overlords
>>183440185
if you can't see the difference between being an interviewer and hosting the fucking event i'm afraid you might be retarded
>no kotlgoy
I seriously dislike him but he puts in more work than most of these invites desu
>>183440505
>black
>knowing what his dad looks like
Owen DaviesVerified account @ODPixel 53s54 seconds ago
Still feels like 2GD gave me the invite to my first Dreamleague only months ago, but here we are, ready to go to my 3rd TI! LOVE YOU ALL!XXX
BASED
This TI is going to be the cringiest shit you have ever going to watch
Day9 is going to bring his Le Epik Nerd Culture references into the TI and yet have 0 to little knowledge of the matches.
The guy is the FAKEST person in the gaming scene and jumps from game to game for the biggest payout
Screencap this post for the a reference post
>guy picks up dota a few months ago
>is terrible at dota
>is a terrible human being in general
>doesn't have a lick of charisma or talent compared to his brother
>his streams are 80% rambling and 20% fellating his cat
Why would you ever want day9 for anything?
>Doom and Pugna
If Planet ODD picks Omni then they have my 3 favorite heroes
>>183439932
>CHARLIE, KOTL,
absolute
trash
fucking
taste
100000000%
>>183440612
please give sauce on this, needs to be spammed on twitch or some shit
alright I'm dead serious here, how do we contact Fluff and get him to take everyone out?
Is this pixel cunt an actual inbred?
ODD looks dirty. They look like they're tired of playing dotes.
So where's the list of talent invited to TI?
>>183440445
>>183440612
FRIENDLY REMINDER 2GD THE PROPHET CALLED THIS SHIT LITERALLY 5 YEARS AGO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ereEJVg8X68
>>183440659
>kotlguy
>play dota for years
>do stuff for community and host many events like uncluding TI6
>gets fucked in the ass
thanks valve
>>183440581
>he is literally the most active caster in their entire game
at still amazingly is fucking shit
He really does have a talent for being incredibly sub-average
day9 is extremely narcissistic
I don't think anyone understands that he has a niche following and doesn't really appeal to the mainstream. He basically just fits this role of super pumped nerd that loves to hear his own voice and ideas.
As long as day9 is a main caster only nerds will watch. I can't stand day 9 at all, when he first started doing shows (sc:bw) and had maybe 100 viewers it was okay but the ego is really affecting him and he honestly thinks he is better than the pros in these tournaments. He's like secretly super insecure too and at every point must mention how much better he is than X.
>>183440767
He's English so... yeah
>worst Plott
>sirmemeslacks
>FUCKING LUMI
>no GranT
>no Lacoste
>CuckedCucksnCuck
>Admiral Obesity
>no yames
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? IS GABEN FUCKING RETARDED OR SOEMTHING?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>183440740
Just look at his resume, tons of Starcraft and this is his FIRST Dota job ever.
And it's as the TI host.
There's nothing wrong with being 5'6
>>183440827
based bonjwa and the haypro incident
>>183440879
i am going to watch the chink or slav cast
FUCK valve
>>183437880
day 9 for sure, imagine if we got tasteless instead, FUCK why did tasteless become a heroin addict unable to leave Korea.
>IF SHEEVER DIES KOTLGUY WILL BE INVITED FeelsGoodMan
Twitch chat has a point
Seems Valve favours experience in hosting big e-sports events over history with Dota. You can't beat him hosting Blizzcons and E3 conferences.
>BD
>reddit9
>Slacks
I'm switching to csgo now
>>183440383
>>183440939
Why we dont use reddit to make this shit happen? I mean, we can still chill in other places and just use reddit for requests
>>183440654
>yet have 0 to little knowledge of the matches.
>people still don;'t understand that the host literally doesn't need to even play the game to be able to facilitate a panels discussion
>redeye literally hasn't played a game of dota in years
>day9 has like nearly 2k hours in the game or some shit
>day9 at TI
AYY BETTER BE CAREFUL ON THAT PLANE
this
fuyxcdKfimg
game
JFLMAO
THIS GAME
IS
FUCKING
FUCKED
AND
DEAD
GAMESHITTERS ALL THIRDIES
CASTERS ARE FUCKING T R A S H
AS SOON AS JAMES LEFT THE GAME DIED
>>183440619
you give guys like him group stage at least
tell me why we wont see a single pudge on the group stage?
>>183441018
Tasteless didnt even fucking play starcraft 2
He and his brother are the biggest hacks in esports
>>183441014
>tfw HayprO beat NesTea who had a 93% winrate in ZvZ
>Kennigit comes on /vg/ and thanks us for his support
Early SC2 was the best days
>>183440827
WHY CAN'T WE GO BACK TO THE EARLY DAYS
i dont care who is going to host ill be muting them anyway, especially the sirslacks segment, i dont know how anyone can tolerate that autism incarnate "charisma" myass that guy is a walking cringe
Not even gonna read the thread
I want you triggered fags to suck a big fat dick, day9 is a good host.
>>183440839
He also isn't a good caster
Why TI invites should be some kind of reward?
By this logic Xyclopz should also get an invite.
>Tonya in the RU Hub
BASED
>ti3 had weaver
>ti4 had skywrath
>ti5 had techies
>ti6 had ?????
I seriously forgot what was the hero who jumped from obscurity for TI6.
holy shit w33 is so bad
>spend a couple months streaming some dota "let's play" for less than 10k viewers
>get called to be the main host of the biggest DotA 2 tournament ever
WHY? FUCK DAY9 MAN
>>183441069
It's too late
Reddit has already taken a liking to him
By the time they complain it'll already be over
>>183440945
If you're a girl.
>>183441040
>valve still getting rammed in the ass by the big starcraft cock
>>183441240
meepo
This would never have happened if we still had James and Soe
>>183441240
well, wings won the tournament and they played everything
>the only valve event kotlguy attended is SHANGHAI major
>>183441197
I liked his casting with lacoste
>>183441240
timbersaw
>>183441175
>tfw haypro went double evo chamber before taking his natural
>>183441069
sadly, that would involve using reddit.
>kpop turds have come out of the woodwork
yikes
>>183441339
He bailed them out along with sheever too after james got fired and left them hostless, people forget that
>>183441040
>blizzcon is suddenly a seal of quality
there is literally only ONE person thats worth anything at blizzcon and thats venruki
>>183441319
the only person more of an opportunist than day9 is soe
kek
>liquid
>no maut
it's going to be a disaster
>>183437286
why the fuck is sheever there, i thought she had cancer, goddamnit
>>183441174
>>183440879
>>183440654
Why are Korean asians so white? Not even Japs are this white... Are Koreans the masterrace??
>>183441461
in this case you should listen to the starcrumpets, they know day9
>>183441069
>Day9 has been putting that work in for 20 years dude
literally a comment i just found on reddit
>>183441253
>he doesn't know about the old boys club
>>183441174
shut the fuck up retard
REMINDER
THIS GUY RUNS YOUR ESPORT
AND THERE IS JACK SHIT YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
BETTER GET ON HIS FRIENDS LIST IF YOU WANT AN INVITE
can i get a quick rundown on day9? i didn't follow starcraft
>>183441175
i remember this, shit was dope before all the anime posters swarmed in
>tfw i still have some of the sc2bros from the /v/ in game lobby on my steam
those were the days
>>183441537
valve wants her to die on the stream
imagine how many viewers that will get
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>183437286
>Grant didnt get invited, but CCnC does
Valve are such faggots
>>183441639
a hack who claims to be a starcraft bw ex pro, in reality he was a nobody and sucked korean dick in terms of skill, was making tutorials for sc2 eventually transitioned into lets plays and now weaseled his ass into dota 2
>>183441639
>starcraft
do you have to know more? it literally has autism written all over
>>183441594
It's literally all lies
Who did Kotlguy piss off to never get invited to any valve events?Is he the real culprit behind the sheever incident?
>>183441461i've been here all year, seeking refuge from janny and slowly corrupting your general until you become like /scv/
>>183441639
day9 is extremely narcissistic
I don't think anyone understands that he has a niche following and doesn't really appeal to the mainstream. He basically just fits this role of super pumped nerd that loves to hear his own voice and ideas.
As long as day9 is a main caster only nerds will watch. I can't stand day 9 at all, when he first started doing shows (sc:bw) and had maybe 100 viewers it was okay but the ego is really affecting him and he honestly thinks he is better than the pros in these tournaments. He's like secretly super insecure too and at every point must mention how much better he is than X.
>>183441840
haven't seen this copypasta in ages
thanks anon
>>183437286
StarcraftBulls win again
we run this shit, don't you ever forget dotacucks
WE WUZ the orignial Esport
>>183441814
Of course
He's the terminator
And he must put a stop to her to save Dota
>>183441810
Oh god, cure to yellow fever right here
>>183441840
based kbro
reminder of the plane story
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/starcraft-2/182262-day-s-terrible-secret?page=4
>>183441014
>>183441175
>>183441643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeWZcuGFMGo
Good times
>>183441745
>squeaky clean good ol' southern Christian closeted gay twink
>gang sign throwing soda chugging walmart employee that's been banned from twitch several times
Tough choice
>No yames
Well guys it was a possibility, r-right?
>>183437286
>no lacoste or grant
>pyrionflax
i hate this British faggot that does nothing all year and still gets invited to TI, i hope he dies
>kshitters are going to invade d2g because day9 is hosting
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE, THE /scv/'S, FUCKING TOOK OVER ANOTHER ESPORT
>>183442139
Yeah the first ones probably a fucking pedophile while the whigger just has terrible taste and prefers tits over ass
>>183442162
they've always been here
>>183442175
jews like day9 is what killed the SC2 scene
>>183442175
buti've been from scv all along
>>183442156
at least we are finally free of shane
>>183442341
>tfw the sleeper cell has awoken
Miracle's got this shoit. Numale gonna get AM'd
>LUMI INVITED TO TI
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES DOTARDS
>>183441926
>gotards cucked by BRs
>dotards cucked by scv
>>183441926
SO THIS IS HOW IT ENDS
>>183442175
FORMER SHITPOSTERS IN /scv/:
ADEBISI: EVENT CHIEF AT DREAMHACK
KENNIGIT: HEAD OF ESPORTS AT ESL
REMINDER THAT WE RUN THIS SHIT.
>>183442312
i thought blizzard killed sc2
An infestation of the worst kind
i thin he's kinda mediocore, but why do Valve hate Kotlguy so much? it's like they were trying to find as many literal whos as possible to rub salt in the wound
seriously, what did he do?
>>183441814
>the sheever incident?
the what now?
WE
RUN
THIS
SHIT
>>183442714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZbwgqlX7Uw
NonY
Who is the IdrA of dota?
Who is the iNcontroL of dota?
This is all his fault
Why does he have to ruin a good thing every time?
>>183442913
Both are Mason.
Holy fuck I will never understand why Icefrog keeps pushing for Lumi.
I don't care if they're good friends.
>>183441926
DOTAKEKS GETTING KEKED DURING THEIR BIGGEST SUPERBOWL WORLDCUP EVENT OF THE YEAR BY SUPERIOR SCBULLS
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER
>>183442714
Scarlett
>>183442526
STOOOOOOOOOOOP THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY (week)
>>183442485
someone's gotta do the dirty job of casting these chink vs chink group games nobody watches
feels bad that /ourguy/ maut is a massive day9 fangay
>Diffusal AM
We have reached peak meme.
>build diffu on am
>noob
>miracle build diffu on am
>new meta
>build diffu on am
>"miracle uses diffu on am you noob"
>"this isn't a pro game, and you're not miracle, noob"
>you can decrep the ward
I never knew..
>>183442828
it keeps happening
>>183443360
>diffusal
>literally good basher
DOTARDS?
You thought you could escape us?
>>183438828
KEKED
BY
THE
'CV
https://twitter.com/Emeldavi_dota/status/888564271344271361
>fatgook literally getting btfo
>>183443454
just stop, you're fucking embarassing
>entering the same game as miracle-
Is miracle a dota god?
WHY IS THAT FAGGOT FROM STARCRAFT THE HOST FOR OUR FUCKING GAME? WHY THE FUCK IS REDDIT SO RETARDED TO FALL FOR HIS BULLSHIT WITH BERNIE BRO?
FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
THERE;'S ONLY ONE
FUCKING
TOURNEY
THAT
MATTERS
EACH
YEAR
AND
NOW
IT'S
BEING
RUN
BY
SC2
Honest question since I'm a casual DotA fan: why Day[9]?
>>183443540
It is indeed embarrassing to be a DotA only cuckold
At least grandgrant wasnt invited.When he does we know we have hit rock bottom
>>183443669
so that I could shitpost in /d2g/
icefrog and I are very good friends
>>183443640
reddit aka 56% white americans are born cuckolds
>>183443669
>>183443468
Based as fuck
>>183443669
valve don't want us to have nice things so it can't be 2gd
they hate kotl for some reason so not him
redeye is out
reddit9 has been "prepping" with purge for this for a few months
Reminder whose fault it is for day 9 being host
>>183442819
>he doesn't know about the sheever incident
don't bother or the twitch admins will get you
>>183442819
kotlguy was caught on stream posting ResidentSleeper SHeever funeral waiting room ResidentSleeper
does this mean dota is officially more dead than sc2?
reminder that invisibility = invincibility
>Shadown blade AM
Welp, I know that I am not playing today
>>183443892
>>183443985
lmao, rudeboy
>miracle's gpm
Fucking called it
>Reddit defending the choice of Day9 because he has 1k hours in the game
A lot of the autists here, myself included, are apparently qualified to host TI
>he thinks i care about who's casting my favorite game
>a fat sweedish cuck with an australian GF
>Who makes countless cuck jokes and spouts pepe memes
>Who makes fun of ramzes666 all the time
>Who endorses racist twitch chat spam like ANELE and TRIHARD
>got invited to TI
If bulldog could do it, how come none of you fucks could get invited to TI?
how the fuck do you even counter this
>>183444125
I'M NOT A TEA EYE WINNER
>>183444125
i dont have my name on an aegis
>>183444053
Looks balanced for me.
>no maut
>no anne
LD won again lads
>no Maut
>>183444241
>he wants anne anywhere near TI
>>183444154
>This used to be a 4core1suppot long time ago.
>Now it is a balanced line up
>>183444154
magic damage nigger. good against 3 heroes, 4 if you get a dispel for embers shield.
>but viper!
lmao
>>183444125
>>Who makes fun of ramzes666 all the time
Need some clips.
>>1834441
How do you counter a team with one stun??
>>183444125
Obviously bulldog was invited for edgy twitch kiddie cred which is funny because he's a mumbling autist in front of a real camera
>>183444395
>pick magic damage
>silenced by riki
>one shot by PA
wow great
>murdered by ember
yeah, great suggestion
God I've missed Miracle AM
>>183444463
link to this video? I love wathcing bulldog sperg out in public
>>183444537
ok 2k
>>183444557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMKzTiNW1OY
>>183444463
>>183444410
>>183444205
>>183444180
>>183444125
let me just remind you all again
>Loda puts together a squad of some of the best swedish dota players to go through the qualifiers
>fights tooth and nail, but ultimately fails to qualify
>Loda isn't going to TI
>Bulldog spouts memes on twitch
>gets invited
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>183444463
>KEKED BY THE BIG BRITISH COCK
>won irrelevant ti
>has to settle for thirdie gf
JUST
Starbulls really pulled one off
>pick spectre
>lose because she's a bad hero
It kinda sucks because I like her but she's soooo baad
>>183444673
Alrighty then
anyone here like Dota 2?
>>183444797
not me. just here to scam chinks and dumb goys.
t. Sean Plott
>>183444797
used to
>>183444760
Literally the best pub hero and this is bait, if not what do you build?
>>183444797
Until I saw TI7 casting talent
>>183444797
no I just post here now since /scv/ is dead as fuck
>>183444797
yes
>>183442913
Who is the Destiny of dota?
>>183444797
no fuck OFF la
How did Blizzard hijack TI?
>>183443873
Thanks Purge
>>183444930
WHY HERE???! GO POST ON /lulg/
>>183444926
Wanna feel even worse? The event programming is mostly decided by the host. Like in past years Redeye was basically the director of the entire event when it came to non-game content.
>scv now runs this shit
cant make this shit up lads
>>183441043
>>183444256
that's enough, Maut
don't beat yourself up
>>183437286
Not inviting GrandGrant this year will be known as the final nail in the coffin of this dead ass game
the One True King of Dota 2, Long may he reign
>ruptured an illusion
>ES can do 2k damage to a solo hero without even a creep wave while perma stunning him
hmm
>>183445176
>>183444926
>>183444746
>>183443643
SCV doesn't run shit. Day9 jumped the ship because it was sinking faster than his fat ass. He realized he couldn't make a living off Starcraft anymore and is now looking to milk the golden Dota cow.
>trying to beat my boys
git gud murica
>When USA embassador in peru goes to your house to handle you Visas
AlternativelyWhen Peru is whiter than USA embassador
>>183445375
supports can't be op
>the host and dota god -- a starcraft oldboi
>>183445218
Grant would have to be uptight and "professional". I'd rather watch him solo cast from his house than the main stream.
>>183445397
don't reply to him
at this point I'm convinced he's autistic
AM aghs is the dumbest fucking shit tbqh
>>183444926
Epic.
But TI is the summer major.
will starcrumps ever get over their game? it's been like 4 years since it died already
>>183445467
They should make a "pro stream" which is just Grant solo casting people csing
>>183445546
literally buy silver edge
Name me one attractive EN cast member cutie, /vg/. You can't. Sheever and Caci are old and used cunts.
At least you can console yourself with the fact that whatever happens at least you don't post off cooldown pretending you're OG /scv/ for no (You)s
>>183445540
Who?
>LE B-BASED S-STARCRAFT BROS RUN T-THE SHOW NOW H-HA HA D-DOTARDS B-BTFO
fucking cucks go back to your dead general
>>183445437
one of their player's mother works high up in the embassy. they literally cried to mummy to get to TI
>meanwhile, during this talent shitstorm, Miracle AM is casually winning the game
>>183445691
and call it the NAtard stream
>>183445636
i really want some of them come to dota2 as pro player
>>183445779
BLACKED
>>183445437
I cant fucking WAIT for the lads at infamous to eliminate an EU team.
>Giving (You)s to /scv/
you fucked up
>>183445772
They cant go back, is dead
>team with 39 points beats the team with 43 points
nice game dota retards
To think that a man that has done absolutely nothing when it comes to pro dota will be hosting the most prestigeous dota tournament
>>183445873
don't you have a wall to build jose
Wait no Kotlguy in this year?
does dota have the most retarded """""community""""" ever? they fucking fell for day9 and he's a fucking faggot
t.sc2fag
Kneel
>>183444673
>Be bald
>Be washed up TI Winner
>Be struggling to play Dota
>Lose a qualifier against some slavs
>Be bald
>Be washed up TI Winner
>Be struggling to play Dota
>Scream into a microphone for 6 hours a day
See the difference?
>>183446005
>low test white american numale "nerd"
SAD desu
>>183445881
just tell the janitors they've breached containment if they get too annoying
>>183445940
What is Idra doing these days?
Did he go back to school?
>>183445761
>doesn't like a floppy dark skinned worn down mature lady pucci
You gay?
>>183445965
He's never been invited normally. It's always been a result of Reddit complaining until Valve caves and invites him.
>>183446167
What are you talking about
>>183446152
>janitors
>doing their jobs
why is Valve listening to Reddit, but never to us?
>>183445758
*blinks away*
>>183446276
because gabe likes reddit
>>183446209
he's a match teacher
THEY NEVER LEARN
>>183445758
*buys bkb*
*manta's out*
*has team apply anus orb on him*
>>183446276
Because muh upboats
why is d2g mad all the time?
is it because d2g is full of thirdies?
>antimage
>Balanced
>Kuro: "It's hard to hide strats nowdays, specially at TI when the meta changes fast..."
b-But muh saving strats excuse!
>>183446418
you tell me
>>183446418
ctm
>Reddit is currently crying because KOTLguy didn't get invited and CCnC did
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>183446418
the gulag is always on the edge of turning into meme anarchy like /scv/
this is the turning point
>>183446520
>anime poster is a thirdie
every time
>>183446531
wtf is ctm
Bring... me... my TI invite
>>183446520
The only shit that ever got me legit mad here on the gulag.
>>183446541
thanks for the info redditbro
LMAO CCNC MADE IT TO THE PANEL
csgog and scv have cool cats on em
d2g is just shit by comparison
slacks is an insufferable manchild cunt
people hate day9 now? what happened
glad to be part of the superior community, r/dota2 desu senpai baka
I kinda want scv to here. Hold me lads.
>>183446576
Was witch trainer updated like princess trainer was? Why am I seeing it so much all of a sudden?
>Le balanced lady of winning the game with blademail and blink
If all the retarded south americans didn't put this hero in the jungle for 20 minutes and played her in offlane instead, she would have a 60%+ winrate. You literally only need 2 items to dumpster their carry 1v1.
>>183446689
I don't think anyone actually ever liked day9
>>183446689
>now
posting the laughing bulldog for that one lad
>>183446625
Being displeased or annoyed with the content also counts as mad
>>183446596
>talking about thirdies
>Dont know what ctm islol
>>183445961
That is Paco.
We are too far to care about wall
>>183446520
he looks like a plump orange dyed charlie
>>183446848
is it cock to mouth?
>>183446596
ctm = cum to mouth
sc2 threads never stoop to craven phoneposter shit like frog or /int/ posting at least
>>183446520
is this guy among us right now?
if you're here my boi, drop me a (you)
>we still have cancer ridden sheever on our panel
Western girls need to step it up
why is there starcraft shitposting
Why can't dotards handle the banter?
>>183446979
>Juan Chen
does she have Mexicans parents
>>183446979
>juan
mexicade?
hey dont forget dota retards that without our games your shit mod would have never existed
>>183446727
other people made mods and shit. I think some russians added new routes
Slacks is a big guy
My invite is still in the mail r-right guys?
>>183446979
>literal arr rook same plastic chinks
>>183446979
>literally sameface
At least get a different surgeon chinks.
>>183446689
Not even SC2 liked Day9
>>183446919
Is literally vagina of your mother, a lame as joke that is funny ONE time, from South America, specially from Peru
i watch dota watafak
>>183437286
finally relevent again
TI is saved
pros : the veegees will bully dotards for weeks
cons : day9
Hey dotards explain why even on 5k+ people barely sidestep when lane farming/taking towers compared to league?
Do you enjoy getting hit by skillshots/AoE stuns?
Why is this still a reality even on ultra high elo (8k+)?
>you are now aware that there'll be some movement or something about cancer and Sheever
hope you lads are ready for the cringe
i was thinking about deleting my envy collection because he's never relevant enough to post them anymore. should i?
>>183447326
because it's fucking useless. just dodge when you need to. people who spam click move are the shittiest player here
>>183447358
why would there be? she's already said she doesn't want any of that shit
>>183447326
in dota you do not push a tower alone if you think you're gonna get cucked by the enemy, its that simple
dont know about lul
>>183447358
>tfw everyone has to wear a pink ribbon or something
>>183447431
Save them. They'll go up in price after C9 wins TI7.
>reddit crying about kotlguy
did their parents tell them "If you work hard enough, you'll make it, even though you are shit"
>>183447358
She really didn't want to make a big deal out of it but this fucking community is gonna fucking embarrass her.
>>183447446
>what is momentum
imagine being this trash
Please. I'd rather have Day9 as main host than Machine. he's passionate about the game and actually plays it. Machine barely talks about it and tweets CSGO shit even when he was hosting Boston and Kiev.
>>183447521
thanks for the news based reddit spy
>tfw your kroat lelcoste is not invited
fuck valve amirite
>>183447506
>C9
>win
physically impossible
>>183447620
he didn't get an invite because valve knows about his poop fetish
Can we all agree the real absolute disaster is Lumi getting a place? Fucking nepotism.
>>183447542
>being so shit you need to keep your apm up like a sc2 tard
not even 9k player do that
>>183444894
>best pub hero
>literally needs a babysitter to be semi viable
>gets shit on by PA
are YOU baiting? she's awful.
>>183447713
bracing for LD - Lumi grand finals
>>183447713
s-shut up h-he casted TI3 finals y-you know
This shit is fucking stupid. I like pyrion but why the fuck did he get invited over some other people? Has he even been in a single event this year? This is a fucking joke.Also what the fuck are lulcuck and akke doing there
>>183447562
>Machine and Day9
>Dotards literally getting Eiffeltowered by StarcraftBulls and CSGOChads ON THEIR BIGGEST EVENT OF THE YEAR
YOU
CANNOT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
How do you counter necrophose? who does well against him?
>>183447928
NANI the fuck did you just said?
>>183447713
Fuck you.
>>183447757
haha nice meme
funnily enough our little dotard friend here posted this >>183447658
oh well, maybe if he sidestepped to the right and finished off that troll when in atk range he could've survived
but no apparently being alive is useless lol
and to imagine that comes from a 7k player...
At least you ain't overwatch esports
>>183447990
Nyx him
>>183447990
Any linkens hero, for the lane just get a hero to go aggro on his ass (if he is mid gank him constantly) He basically loves static lanes.
out of all the literally why's of the invites CCnC is the biggest.
at least tortedelini makes sense because he is popular on reddit
who the fuck is a CCnC fan?
why not invite someone like mememeander instead?
THANKS FOR THE SHEKELS GOYIM
>>183446782
day9 is extremely narcissistic
I don't think anyone understands that he has a niche following and doesn't really appeal to the mainstream. He basically just fits this role of super pumped nerd that loves to hear his own voice and ideas.
As long as day9 is a host only nerds will watch. Redeye has a lot more mainstream appeal than day9 / anyone. I can't stand day 9 at all, when he first started doing shows (sc:bw) and had maybe 100 viewers it was okay but the ego is really affecting him and he honestly thinks he is better than the talent in these tournaments. He's like secretly super insecure too and at every point must mention how much better he is than X.
Alright /d2g/, PLACE YOUR BETS
WHO is gonna throw first?
C9 with EE or DC with Bulba?
>>183448123
proof soe likes them big
>>183448107
I don't care actually. I was just PRETENDING !
>>183448191
ccnc is your typical dota player but 9k mmr. makes more sense than shit9
>>183448123
>>183448231
>only 12 inches?
>>183448219
Im going with DC, Bulba is actually bad while Envy is a good player that does dumb shit.
>>183448219
DC got in?
>>183448204
>4th place gets 1.5x the amount of the ti3 winners
>>183448219
>>183448219
DC won't go far. They got a free pass at TI because of Freedom.
>>183448231
btw if you trash dotards out there can't even sidestep properly pick a hero like this
>>183448219
and try to get decent at the game
>>183448107
>using Envy as an example for anything other than autism
>being taken seriously
Chose one.
>>183448107
How the fuck would sidestep help him there?
clips twitch tv/ShySaltyGalagoArsonNoSexy
g-Guys... I'm becoming concerned.
what the FUCK
I didn't know there was a tournament going on
>>183448204
>not pictured
>valve 75%
>>183448580
>hovers over cap
>"I dont know any of these people"
>>183438942
>Kaci
Yes, her amazing contributions to the dota scene, the incredible 6 days of TI every year where she shows up for a paycheck and does cool hip things I'm almost 40 by the way but more importantly I'm a (((woman)))!
>>183448725
75% - $3.2 million
hi everyone
Valve fucked up. Why wouldn't they have Dakota, the hottest guy in dota2?
>>183448985
Robots cannot be a he or a she
>>183448985
yeah i would hae loed to see a great human like dakota host ti
>>183448578
>toss/alalanche -> sidestep to the right while finishing off the 3rd last creep -> do it again -> finish the troll -> get outside of the wildwing's atk range
wew lad that was hard
funny thing is he even had the move speed bonus from wisp
>>183448580
>i don't know any of these people
DAY 9
FUCKIN REALLY?
Starcrumpets won in the end
>>183440616
Where have you been the past 4 years?
She hosts the mainstage segments while someone else hosts at the desk
>This is all an excuse to get sheever into a GLORIOUS PRIVATE CLINIC to threat her cancer
SOCIALISM BTFO
SHITREKT AND VEGA IS ON, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR INVITES
BULLDOG AND AKKE WITH SYND IN BROADCAST TEAM
WEW VALVE PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS FOR THE KEKED SWEDES AND DANES
What hurts Sheever more, the cancer OR the reddit flairs with her name all over?
>Bristleback won't get nerfed again for a while
Boy I love having him FIRST PICKED AND HAVING HIM SOLO TOWER DIVE ME IN EVERY FUCKING GAME OVER AND OVER IN LANING STAGE BECAUSE HE GOT 3 LAST HITS AND IS UNKILLABLE
>>183448743
>>183449138
i don't get it
>>183449332
probably everyone mentioning something you're trying to forget all the time
>>183447785
If the game goes late you should win by default with her.
>>183449345
Bristleback doesn't block tower damage you retard
>>183444894
>spectre
>best hero
>not the fast cow of 55% winrates
>>183447960
this'ing this
>Come to the thread expecing NA/EU plane todd jokes
>Instead its random fags posting irrelevant shit
>Noone commented on the game
Well fuck you too.
>>183449419
>no panties
S L U T
>>183449512
>no OG/EG
NOT ESPORTS
>>183449351
the future TI host doesn't know ANYTHING about the scene
>>183445983
not dota, just the reddit
which unfortunately has 100% decisive power over what valve does with it
>>183448382
just goes to show how irrelevant TIs before TI4 were.
it's like claiming NFL championships are worth as much as superbowls
>>183449512
Why would you come here expecting NA/EU shit. Just stay on twitch.
>>183449590
sometimes girls wear thongs so there's no panty lines or in that case so you wouldn't constantly be seeing her panties.
t. girl
why is reddit so shit guys? cab anyone exblain it to me?
>>183449749
adelaide?
>>183449749
(male)
>>183449512
what the fuck is plane todd
also scv vs d2g posting >>>>>>>>>> NA vs EU posting
>>183449749
post feminine penis
>>183449749
>t. girl(male)
fixed
>>183449749
I thought the point of thongs was to have them hanging out of your backside to induce boners all around?
>>183449749
Tits or gtfo. This is no place for girls, fuccboya.
>>183448212
day9 *is* the mainstream guy
Casual people who watched SC:BW clips on youtube or stopped watching SC2 right when LoL/Dota got big still think he's the funny nerdy dude who should host, while the people who stayed in the SC2 scene know that he's only in it for himself.
He's a (good host). He speaks well, looks good in front of the camera, knows what questions to ask and knows how to make people like him, but that's just it. Behind that fake smile and the bubbly personality it's just a dude who wants to stay in the spotlight.
Why do you think his sc2 show was called the "day9 daily" and only featured like 2 sc2 games per hour of content while him switching to his face, talking about his stories took up the remaining 45mins?
Why do you think he streams behind a greenscreen of his old room back home?
He wants to give the illusion that he's one of us but really, he wants to build himself up to bigger things.
>>183449804
did i makipost?
>>183449829
>>183449856
>>183449865
no penis, sorry
>>183449875
they are practical too, most girls who wear tight jeans are wearing a thong
>>183449645
>purge is his main man
no shit
>>183449993
PLEASE be in London
BRING BACK JAMES REEEEE I DON'T LIKE DAY9 EVEN KOTLGUY IS BETTER
>>183449419
>if it gets to late game
pretty big fucking if
the only good part about ccnc panel is the tens of thousands of negative messages he'll get on twitter and twitch
Can anyone explain what has PYRION FUCKING FLAX has done this past year to deserve an invite? Fucking sunscuck has done more than him.
I can't believe our guy Dakota got cucked ;_;
>>183449993
>no penis
fuck off then
>>183449419
Not really. Necrophos hard counters her.
>>183449993
I'm going to need proof of gender before I read anymore posts
On another note, I'm concerned about the power reddit has more than ever now.
It's not hard for someone who already has a following to upvote content of people like day9, and it's practically an echo chamber there.
All you need to do is convince everyone else that this one person is amazing, his followers upvote the positive comments about day9 and then the plebs notice this and post more positive comments about day9 to get upvoted, creating a positive feedback loop for themselves.
Seattle will force ccnc out of the closet
>>183450186
I genuinely thought he died or something. Same thing for lumi.
>>183450186
friends with Bruno same shit with Lumi who are friends with a valve employee and the jew
>>183450210
not really
>>183450186
trust an anglo to get in on the ez money while doing nothing
>>183450186
gotta give out the valve welfare to U.K. dotards somehow
even peru is more relevant than they are lmao
i don't know who ccnc is but r*ddit hates him so i like him by default
>>183450163
I mean, like most people in here you should also be a sub 4k shitter. Almost every game in that garbage tier goes late.
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/1/12/Invo_death_01.mp3
>>183450351
but ourguy mason hates him too
>>183450287
why can't someone just hate fags without fags thinking that means they are closeted?
>>183450351
9k NA mid player. NAdota don't like him because he talks a lot of shit
why his vega dual laning a fucking viper
>>183450481
NOT RELEVANT ESPORTS FUCK OFF
>>183450481
because sniper is fucking cancer to lane against look at how hard hes getting harassed
>>183449162
sc2 fans hate day9, he hosted 2 blizzcons where he wasn't int he scene for the entire year shafting people like Pig and Maynarde or whatever.
bw casuals or sc2 "fans" who were there when it was popular think he's a god though
understandable though, he's a sociopath
>>183450459
because the lady doth protest too much
Hey doturds where is my invite?
>>183450281
pretty much exactly how the third reich happened if you think about it
>>183450431
>Mason
>ourguy
He's got a good MAL profile, but not really.
so day9 just streams dota for a few months and gets to host ti? it may be just me but i'd like to have my host know some stuff about competitive dota and its history
>>183450730
idk how good corrosive is if sniper shrapnells you at like 2k range or some shit
>Vipers keep maxing corrosive first
S T O P.
NETHERTOXIN IS BROKEN EARLY GAME, ABUSE IT.
>>183451056
he probably wants to get sniper off his ass
W-we are saving strats for TI. W-we will show you then
>>183451056
This, pros picking Viper and not skilling his only good spell
>>183448919
Hello Lumi (or Merlini).
>>183450385
well I am 4k so I am a shitter but...yeah most games never go to the late game. Things tend to end pretty quick actually so you never see much use out of specter or am.
morphling is nice though
Who the fuck actually watches that panel shit? It's the most boring shit ever. Maybe if it had funny people like 2gd and grant I'd watch it but we all know they're too non-PC for a big tournament like this.
>>183449090
it updated its hype software, he just needs a firmwire upgrade. Whats the problem?
>CK AND sniper
>still putting shitters down
I'm back gayboys. Got fucking banned for reporting that tranny-infested thread what the fuck was that about. Also
>no black or waga on ti
No meaningful carry/mid player insights on panel I guess.
>>183451056
>not going max corrosive and nethertoxine + blademail rush and dominating mid
it's like you don't like killing 2 roaming supports and the enemy mid because they thought they could gank a blademail max corrosive viper lmao
DUDE
>>183451338
>waga
too busy jewing arabs out of their oil shekels at dota camp
hey guys i just came here to say that i hate every single one of you
you are all fucking pathetic and i hope you die
>>183451367
>>183451473
fuck off jark
>>183451473
woah woah calm down there my dude
What is /d2g/'s opinion regarding pupper?
>>183451473
enjoy your -25
faggot
>>183451631
guy's a sociopath but he knows what it takes to be one of the "cool dudes" people all like
think patrick bateman
>>183451631
The scariest moment in my time with Team Secret was during our practices, when Puppey would walk around with a machete and talk about how he always wanted to see what the inside of a human looked like. He said he had experimented on animals before and he wanted to go for the real thing
>>183451631
Definitely a psycho\sociopath. Seems like a bro tho.
>>183451889
imagine if he worked out instead of being a fat nerd
he would be scaaary
>>183452031
this will never not be funny to me
>>183451631
/our guy/
>>183452198
He's like 6'3 or something, pretty sure he outweighs every scrawny Miracle-like nerd or any chinese player by 80 pounds
Kotlfag start spam on twitch now
Is this how he get into ti last year?
>>183452312
fly would destroy him tho
>>183451338
hahahahaah ahahahahaha hahahaha meanwhile I adelaide post al lthe time and you can not stop me.
why did puppey just heal void?
There's literally no sex appeal now that they didn't invite dakota. Fuck valve. It's like they hired 2010 Reddit to come up with this lineup
Is diffusal blade too good?
this game is proof that CIS needed 2 qualifier slots and EU only needed 1
>>183452494
Diffusal blade cooldown should be nerfed to 15 seconds and have infinite charges at level 2
>>183452447
fuck off tioga
is there anything hotter than the idea of Luna getting KNOTTED
why do i lose everytime i play ranked? 1.5k i dont hero spam either. i guess i should though its so fucking boring
>>183452703
define "eery time"
>>183452571
Make the cooldown 10 seconds but it restores a charge every 40 seconds for level 1 and 30 seconds for level 2
>>183452703
post your opendota profile so i can analyze
>>183452571
>infinite charges at level 2
fuck off
>>183452827
https://www.opendota.com/players/111847775
/our guy/ raping shitrekt
>MP
>puppan's face when he can't kick MP since they already qualified for TI
GRANDGRANT AT TI7 OR WE RIOT
>>183452959
Wow nigger, you suck
Play more normal, don't stress yourself, when you have a positive winrate (think +20 wins) start playing ranked
>>183453262
>trap niggers are back
>>183453307
no shit. Anything i need to work on?
>>183453352
>using the n-word
>>183453378
your mmr :^)
>>183453307
also problem is i win almost ever game unranked. i had gottem my win rate up to 50%
>>183453445
thanks for nothing
>>183453182
>It's MP's fault puppey did a puppey draft and has no teamfight
>carry hard
>can't win because the team is too heavy
life is rough
>>183453262
Saved for the ...cat
>>183453262
you can stay
>>183453425
Im sorry sir, that was uncalled for
based reddit making a list of all the autism that is homeschool CCnC
> https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/6osdy6/looking_at_why_ccnc_was_invited_to_ti/
>>183453378
Consistency, I guess. Your stats are good, you should play heroes with a good game impact\snowballers.
But most of all be relaxed, never let the game get to you, never blame your teammates etc.
Yeah I'm gonna have to ask that all homosexuals leave this thread and never return.
>No Grant
>No Lacoste
Sad
>>183453621
>reddit this buttblasted about CCnC at TI
oh wow, is CCnC /ourguy/?
>>183453660
>But most of all be relaxed
i can say without a doubt this is what i stuggle with. tht rubik game i just said fuck it and walked down mid.
>>183453621
If I wanted to read reddit shit I would probably already be browsing reddit
>>183453378
I learnt the game by playing single draft and random draft normals for like 600 hours; it forces you to play nearly every hero and every position.
Knowing what your team-mates are looking to do and are capable of is an important part of the game and what's mostly lacking from low MMR newbies, which makes games in that bracket a chore.
tl;dr: git gud and make a new account so you get placed higher than 1500
>>183451631
Edgy contrarian kids in here love him
>>183453886
am I allowed to like anyone?
>>183453821
i've literally never done that
just relax and stop taking ranked so seriously,your mmr is a meaningless number that has no impact at all in your life
>>183453992
Yeah, good people
>>183453673
is fuTA gay?
>Viper wins lanes, loses games.
- /d2g/
ACTIVATE
WINDOWS
DotaPit all over again
>>183453821
That's the most essential thing to get better, lad. If you let your emotions control you, you're not playing anymore, the game's playing you. Your decision making goes to shit, your awareness and general dota capabilities will drown. And you will throw a winnable game 90% of the time.
Remember, in the wise words of J. B. Blutarsky - When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
>>183454070
the draw of futa is the penis so yes it is
>>183454084
your thinking of razor my man
>>183454045
not the mmr part. The part where people just do nothing or sit in jungle all game. I get mad and realize im trying to win a game that im going to lose with one fight
>>183454070
futas have functioning vaginas and can get pregnant. So unlike traps, they aren't gay
>>183453992
you are allowed to like me as much as i like you babe ;)
>>183454070
it is most certainly not
could you provide a link to the full image, kind sir
>>183453820
CCnC is /ourguy/ anyone who says otherwise is a Mason NAdoter shill
>Day[9] is hosting the International 2017
FROM THE CAVERNOUS DEPTHS OF THE 'CV
>>183454084
Viper only looks good against a shit team like Shitrekt
>>183454052
>good people
those don't exist anon, welcome to the real world
>>183454318
Who hurt you anon
>>183454243
>koreans
>having phat ass
whoever drew that should be hanged
>>183454197
WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE
Is there a music playlist for this dreamhack?
i thought day9 was irrelevant? he gets like 1-2k viewers playing hearthstone or some shit. might as well have invited trump and kripp
>>183454367
n-no one
>>183454150
i dunno what to tell you man,i tought sub 2k people were a myth but you exist
just hang in there i guess and don't let the game take over you irl
>>183454447
He hosted the PC Gaming Show at E3. He's clearly a PC Personality.
Australian NEETs are just waking up and we wanna know where Lacoste is. Where is he Valve?
>>183454598
Oh, so he hosted the most boring part of E3
>>183454550
i know what i gotta do, I just have to much free time on my hands.
well, that's about the one and only way you'd ever get CC&C to TI
>>183454598
you say that like it means something
USA USA USA USA USA
>>183454680
he's casting ti7 with kotlguy and nebu1a on the newbie stream
God bless America
>>183454598
>PC Gaming Show at E3.
That was the second worse e3 show.
>>183454741
Means a fuckload more than someboody like 2GD has done. Who would you invite?
>>183454680
we had to give it to Pyrion flax
Pyrionflax who has literally not been at a single Dota 2 tournament all year but because he sucks Bruno's dick day and night he gets invited
>>183454842
Redeye
>>183454897
buttchin is our guy
RIP
>look at reddit
>they made a massive sperg list of every momment CCnC raged in a pub
What the fuck, I don't like CCnC but ITS GOING TO FAR PLEBBIT, SHUT IT DOWN
>>183454879
does that bald fuck even play dota anymore? and speaking of bald fucks shane wasn't invited and nobody cares lol
>>183454879
pyrion "i'm too good to waste my time on regular tournaments but my wife's bull will let me go to ti" flax
>day9
>actually
>fucking
>day9
FUCK THIS
https://twitter.com/wykrhm/status/888598860360065024
HAHAHA VALVE
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>183454189
its a straight image but i gotchuhttp://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1253787#search=Templar_Assassin
>>183454394
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/6d/Slar_death_12.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/0/03/Slar_respawn_02.mp3
>>183454984
they just copy + pasted it from nadota forums you cuck
>>183455002
no one ever cared about shane. ever. he was just a poor man pyrion flax. as with other things related to dota, he only got the job by knowing someone else. same as weppas and skrff (got there because of james)
>>183455046
SLIT BREAKER
S L I T B R E A K E R
>>183454984
>They
>Literally a copypaste from nadoter forum
This commentary is fucking awful. You can tell all of them want to just go to their hotel rooms or go drink or whatever.
>>183455203
who's this elderly slag
>>183455354
you can tell kotlguy is holding back his tears
>>183455354
I know that that's what I'd like to do when around OD and slacks
>weapon x night stalker
haha that was mmy name guys
remember that
remember mmy?
hey guys I fell asleep during game 4
how badly did Navi trash Alliance in game 5
even EE has a girlfriend
this is only bearable when muted
Every Day
So did Valve go
>we want the sc audience
>we want the CSGO audience
and snubbed actual decent human caster?
>>183455965
how does he look so aesthetic here
Shit. I was invited to a party on the same day as the grand finals
>have a social life and possibly not want to kill myself for a day
>sit at home in my moms basement and watch videogames
FUCK
>>183456001
dotards are literally barely human beings
CSGOChads and StarcraftBulls carry this shit
>>183456034
great picture manipulation
who's cup did kotlguy piss in
>>183455965
>mfw Valve used the same image as my shitpost
feels good >>183411253
>>183455046
I hope Gabe dies before TI
Whose predictions should i copy for my compendium /dg2/?
>>183455965
>be fat, balding and no chin
>just a few touches from photoshop and you're suddenly presentable
>>183452678
o-of course she doesn't do that...
>>183456130
i heard he sucked gabe's fat hairy sweaty balls after a long WoW session and they still rejected him lmao
>>183456149
based valve spy
>>183456062
turn on the finals at the party, people will love it I'm sure
>>183456106
kisama /scv/ poster
>>183456106
AAAAAAAAH FUC YOu
>>183456106
how the fuck can scrawny dotards compete?
>>183456034
he's younger there and has more hair
he is less fat
i like day9 desu, i just don't think he's a bit of a newfag
>opened my dummy kikebook account because searching for doggo breeders
>this appeared on the right side
wtf am i gay dotards?
It's time to make fissure scale. Either length or duration of the wall, but something needs to be dropped
>>183455203
>that veiny feet
HNNNNG...
>>183456503
all dotards are gay
leave TI to me
Imagine being kotlguy in dreamleague and having to be all like "damn, slacks, you fuckin' funny, all memy with your bulldyke body and horrific memespouting attitude. I would totally be on a panel with you, both my camera-self and the behind the scenes me." when all he really wants to do is fucking murder this manchild on camera. Like seriously imagine having to be kotlguy and not only stand at that desk while actionslacks flaunts his disgusting manchild persona in front of you, the laughs of redditors barely concealing the muttering of utter contempt under your breath, but just stand there, game after game, hour after hour, watching slacks act like aretard while knowing he got an invite to TI7 and you didn't. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking balding visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's 'SO GODDAMN FUNNY XDD' because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been casting nothing but shitty tier 2 games at 4am your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies of highground.tv. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out through his disgusting floral pattern flea market shirt as he shouts memes at the camera, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in his 'humour'. And then the production calls for more slacks cam time, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking kotlguy. You're not going to lose your future e-sports career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>183456716
He looks like Steve Coogan.
EN Hosts:
2GD (dota career dead)
KotLGuy (dota career now dead)
Sheever (literally dying)
The Shanghai Major the gift that keeps on giving
>team up with overaggressive SEAmonkies
>lose to slavs
that's not how you become president of estonia
>Cema mocking midone's "TI1Dendi" by adding "GODTI5" to his name
hahahahahaha based
>>183456840
and I fucking missed it, reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>183456840
it's like Final Destination
>>183456840
>tfw I stopped paying attention awhile ago to dota
>for whatever reason decided to watch tonight
>find out Sheever literally has turned into cancer
kekI hope she lives, but stops casting
>>183456770
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY INVITE DAY9 OVER KOTLGOY?
What the fuck happened to Secret?
>>183456840
the lesson, as always:
chinks ruin everything
THIS IS THE WORSE FUCKING TI EVER, EVER!!!!!!
>>183457026
>jumping ship from dying game
>starcucks somehow smug about this
>>183457079
If you're talking about this iteration of secret, they were never good
If you're talking about compared to TI5/Shanghai Secret, all the good players left
>>183456840
rip sheever's tits :(
>>183456034
its from 2010 lmao
>>183457314
they were only theoretical to begin with
>>183457375
https://gfycat com /JampackedMajesticDrafthorse
it's something
>>183456787
yup
I'm just happy to see based OD
>>183457242
what we're saying is that the old boys club will NEVER die
do not worry starcucks, you'll always be welcome among the superior dotards
i'm glad starcraft is dead
koreans are a subhuman race and they don't deserve to dominate anything
>>183457812
good news, chinese beat the gooks in wc3, too!
can someone explain who the fuck tortedlini is?
why do people not like dakota??????
who to play for free mmr?
>>183457916
It's some dude that copypastes builds pros do into the game, reddit loves him cause they are all 2k shitters
>>183457916
shitskin redditors like because he makes guides for their dumb asses
>CCNC and swedecuck in
>starcraft has-been in
>kotlguy out
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU LITERALLY CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
I'M FUCKING DYING
THESE NEXT FEW WEEKS ARE GOING TO BE A BLAST TO WITNESS
>>183458063
>swedecuck in
which one
>Spectre: LOL YOU ONLY HAVE A BKB 40 MINUTES IN THE GAME
>also spectre
the fuck is this secret - vega game
>>183458291
>"fuck dota i wanted to see wacka flocka"
>look at the chinese talent
>all those grills
>big dick lanm
>>183458334
WACKA
FLOCKA
WACKA
FLOCKA
>>183457948
>why do people dislike the blandest caster since zyory
>That fucking music after the game ended
I hope I'm not the only one laughing my ass off
reminder that the only reason people started to like kotlguy these past few months is because he was getting carried lacoste
lacoste deserve to go
kotlguy? fuck nah
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHEN THE SAINTSSSS GO MARCHING IN
go southampton
>>183454243
*sniff sniff*
Boys the only server that works at my college is SEA and I only play 2k ranked, how fucked am I?
so how does /d2g/ feel about secret showing strats?
>tfw no charlie or paul
hold me bros
>>183458595
>football
Cringe
>>183458761
it's called soccer
>>183458595
ayo whitey fuck yo racis ass music dis more like it
>>183458754
>meme drafts like sniper ck
>showing strats
>>183458758
>no charlie
that's the silver lining, I suppose
>>183458758
>no Charlie
The darkest timeline
>>183458914
>he doesn't know
puppey is washed up, can literally only win with strats from his book and that book is running out of pages