/aog/ - Attorney Online General

I want to cum into LawfulDickish's tight butt until my dick breaks off.

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We have two clusterfuck class trials coming up today.

Fuck off, Gato.

>arcade and cc cancer merging
literally can't make this shit up

>>183400105
Quote from man making shit up without
P R O O F S
R O O F S
O O F S
O F S
F S
S

Good thread, guys

I come from the future with a warning.

Stick to the client. Stick to the various case formats.

Do NOT join the community discord. It will only cause discord in the community.

>>183401796
The community went to shit right as people started using the discords. What used to be groups of friends became cliques, and small annoyances became feuds.

>>183402481
fuck you fclss stop ignoring my blood feud with you

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great thread guys keep it up

>>183404405
We love you, empress Liquid!

Rhoda is __________

>>183405134
Tfw admin removed liquid from the mod exam before sigma or Noise.

Remove anonman when?

>>183405661
>Empress Liquid failed
Rip timezone.
Rip new admin posibility.

We'll get Noise as a mod.
And everything will be awful.

>>183404405
cute

Age survey.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13498482

>>183404405
>Doesn't actually smoosh her face

It's shit.

Little client, lift your head and carry on
We're gonna save your case
With an a cappella song
With a scooby scoob
And a bap chooiah
Little client, you're gonna be just fine

Ooh Defense Badges
Ahhhh bap, Trucy's Panties
oOooo Smile
Look on your face like you know Jesus personally

(So what makes a cappella so cool?
Well, you only need your voice
And nothing else!)

We don't need any truth
All we need is bluffs
We don't need any evidence
When we've got perceive
We don't even need their attention
We just slam
Hold it
Listen me homie
Take that, now stop
That is a cappella to me

Sahdmadhi... Sahdmadhi... Sahdmadhi...

Everybody's wondering why we're singing
Sahdmadhi
That's because they never faced
Sahdmadhi
Khurainese prosecutor
Sahdmadhi!
One anal bead and you never go back.
Sahdmadhi!

Now, let's go fight those witnesses
With a cappella's strnogest weapon
It's the "we can asspull anything" trick!

Come on...
CONJECTURE!
Yeah, uhh, that's conjecture...
C-Come on, CONTRADICTIONS!
Yo yo yo
Prosecutor man
My assumptions
Is my gun
Ra-ra pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ra
Shiggy diggy diggy diggy diggy pa-pa
Boom, oom, oom, oom

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>>183404405
Insufficient smoosh.
Needs more cute witch.

Hold it, wait my little darling
I'll be nothing when you're done
Hold it just as I'm stalling
Else I'll have nothing but a bluff
Could I keep you stalling for real
And just indict you for sure?

Hold it!
Proceed you'll be lonely
I know I won't go
Hold it!
Sleep you'll be lonely
I know I won't go
Don't know what's the truth

Hold it, this trial will be long gone
With the absence of your breath
I know that you trusted me
But I can't trust you when you lied
So I'll indict you after cross examining the lie
And I'll leave you in the dirt

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>>183415125
>tfw DGS waifus are gradually usurping AA waifus

>>183415893
Then where's the porn?

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>start case
>gotta bail midway, not a key role anywho
>check the doc later
>good end

Justice lives on, /aog/.

>>183420120
What case was that?

>>183420120
Sometimes things are good

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>>183420120
>Haven't been part of a case that had a good ending in months
This is my eternal suffering.

This CT is kind of a mess

>>183433073
This is, by far, the worst CT I've ever seen

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>>183433265
Ah, but you have seen it.

>>183405661
>>183406196
I actually chose to leave to focus more on the people close to me and also spend more time on DGS2. There was no removal involved.

>>183433073
>>183433265
What happened?

>>183441457
"After You and Princess Piggles were wed in holy matrimony by the holy pig-priest Monokuma, You spent the recess perfectly capturing her beautiful nude form in a variety of poses, just like your anime girls. Showing off every perfect shape and curvature of her body, both inside and out.

Afterwards, you did the most logical thing you could possibly do, consummate your love with your new bride in a variety of positions which included but was not limited to: Doggy, Missionary, Wheelbarrow, Jackhammer, Piledriver, Piston, Bondage Play, Deepthroat, Anal, Double Penetration with the Boar King’s Tail as an impov dildo, Animal Play, and much much more. Don’t worry, you were sure you were gentle.

You made sure to fill your wonderful wife with as much of your boar-king love as humanly possible, to insure that we will be blessed by the Pig-Stork with many cute Piglets."

>>183441913
This isn't even the root of the problem. The way that this Class Trial was written speaks for itself.

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>>183441913
w0t

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>>183442182
Don't come, it's suffering and I'm not even in it.

>>183442908
Well now I have to come

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>>183444375
I've already came.

As soon as this CT is finished downloading I'm removing it from my twitch

>>183441913
What the fuck happened?

>>183453656
A cascade of fuckups and misfortune at every possible stage, from the creation, to the preparations, and then the execution, everything that could go wrong and be done wrong did and was, respectively

child rape

>>183453656
fclss + Verin = ERP hell

What's the biggest mystery /aog/?

>who is moses?
>what did the armor look like?
>what is mommy s?
>((CASE))?

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>>183457960
You're missing the most important one.

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>>183441913
Mistakes were made.

>>183441913
What was worse? The Linkin case or this?

>>183463580
This by far.

>>183441457
Let's see, before the case started:
The GM accidentally pasted a character's account IC.
The GM did /doc [name] instead of /pm [name] so there was a brief period where anybody could see that person's doc.
It took almost 2 hours to fill, with one person actually leaving and being "forced" back by having their name written back in.
One person fell asleep before it started and woke up in the last hour.
The co-GM fell asleep early on and they never did their co-GM gimmick thing.
It was docbombed, and the new doc was handled very poorly, and was view only for a while.
Someone forged evidence on the old doc, and the GM put the unforged version on the new doc.
At least two instances of underaged sex. One was rape. And VERY detailed.
A Marisu testimony, that was almost completely L O R E.
Two people had evidence they could have presented at any time that would instantly reveal the identity of the blackened.
And that is in addition to the usual chaos from a CT, except it was a 15 man instead of a 7-9 man.
As soon as the blackened had the finger pointed at them with decisive evidence they requested the chance to do a closing argument to avoid another 15 minutes of circular arguing, confessed, and at the end of it asked people to vote wrong so everyone would die and the rest of the chrono would never see the light of day.
Nine people voted correctly. Five voted for who the blackened asked everyone to vote for. Two others memevoted.
After the votes were revealed, people actually figured out the GM botched/forged the votes (his total was 8-7-1 not 9-5-1-1) and all hell broke loose with people trying to kill the literal pedophilic rapist.
The person to take control of the situation was the blackened who started the execution, and then before the GM could do what he planned said:
[Celeste suicides before the punishment]
[Winner takes all]

It's unfortunate that pretty much everything that could have gone wrong did, for planning, building, during, AND AFTER the CT.

>>183467295
Can you post the link to its doc? I want to see this shit.

>>183469953
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PaTubFxZVqgUtGhsg6cgr_ZhKo7i6sF6wsCHKfCMO4U/edit

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>>183458369
You are TEARING ME APART, FRANNY.

>>183467295
Wew...that sounds so bad i would habe loved to watch it just for a good laugh

>>183482859
A recording of it is in the Google drive folder

>>183467295
Yeah, that about sums it up

>>183467295
Also a lot of the character documents were copies of other character documents:

Meaning you could look back at revision history and see the spoilers for someone else.

>>183489703
Why are the documents not view only?
Except for the blackened I don't see why let them on edit mode.

>>183489807
I don't pretend to understand what that GM was thinking.

He got cucked last week and therefore had an entire week to sort out the flaws, but he didn't.

>>183490021
Because he didn't think it was a flaw in the first place.
He spent the week masterplanning his CT more from what he said.

If I had to describe Frozen, I'd say he is... Sociable. Group oriented. Attention seeking. Outgoing. Does not like being alone. Practical, traditional and organized. Likely to be athletic. Likes to be in charge. Capable at organizing and running activities. A good citizen who values security and peaceful living. Loyal and hard-working. Has clear visions of the way things should be. Focused. A leader, planner and finisher. Responsible. Decisive. Punctual. Hard working. Clean. Conventional, realistic. Norm following. Respects authority. Regards rules and regulations as important. Follows the rules. Regular. Does not like weird or strange people or things. Intolerant of differences. Strict. Disciplined. Aggressive. Assertive. Emotionally stable. Anal, stiff. Fearless and self-confidant. Content. Happy. Proper. Formal, strict with self. Meticulous. Strong sense of purpose.

>>183493445
But when are you accepting my marriage proposal?

Fact: All the drama, bitching, gossiping, and thread/client/discord shitposting come from rippers.

>>183493886
Gato isn't a ripper.
fclss isn't a ripper.
Rhoda isn't a ripper.
Fluffles isn't a ripper.
Jumbles is one.
That's just one out of 5 right there.

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>>183493886
Objection! Anongrill isn't a ripper!

>>183494231
>Gato
>Fluffles
>Jumbles
???

>>183494231
>>183494784

The rippers are the source of the drama, not the ones perpetuating it.

Memes?

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>>183490235
Y-yes, more time was put into masterplanning the whole shebang, when in fact i was biting off WAY more than i could chew for my first ever CT.
An ambitious project, but by putting all my foreshadowing into one case, and giving one of my players a [fill in the blank] bullet, i doomed myself. I tried to take a really dark situation and have it be taken seriously, only for it to turn into a comedic situation, which was never the intent.
All in all, i learned what works and what won't work for any future one off i do.

Redpill me on Gato

>>183497593
that thing was a 6 or 7 man, really

>>183499486
Gato, Gato, Gato, Gato, or Gato?

>>183503767
Gato

>>183482859
doc (already view only)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PaTubFxZVqgUtGhsg6cgr_ZhKo7i6sF6wsCHKfCMO4U/edit
video
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1A-2r36taNbQ0x1YllWT0dMZ0E/view

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>>183467295
The rape thing was a freewrite bullet, my worst mistake in the whole trial. People keep telling me that i should have made hifumi more unhinged, and his psychotic break would have been more believable.
Instead he just looked like a fat rapist pedophile.
But jesus fuck his freewrite bullet was disgusting comedic gold.
I did not WANT him to rape her, the "rapist account" name was a joke, and he took it seriously and decided to go whole hog on the poor girl. I should have wrote what he did myself, and made it massaging or some such nonsense. Then he would go to prepare for real sex in the bathroom, and come back to get a beating from nidai and mondo.

>>183493886
Jumbles is the biggest shitposter desu.

>>183511231
stop memeing.

if you didn't want her to rape him, why did you instruct him to "do something really lewd that would get you sweaty and make you have to leave to clean up"

>>183511231
>comedic gold

>>183511231
The premise was awful. Involving sex is always a bad meme retarded idea.

This is a lawyer sim not an adult game. Keep your depraved desires private

>>183512704
Because, he could have jacked off/massaged her/ sculpted something/ ANYTHING but every hole violated, wet, bareback sex.
Even hifumi admitted he went too far for memes.

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>>183511231
>I did not WANT him to rape her, the "rapist account" name was a joke

>>183513309
So you should have wrote what you "wanted".

>>183514628
Like i said, i should have wrote it myself.
The freewrite bullet was a bad idea, 100%

>>183515368
as was everything else

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>>183515506
>adachi was right