/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

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>you will never be a eurpoor in a comfy European town

>xypex's girl
gross

>xyp9x has a half black, half korean thicc gf

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where were you when sweden got demolished?

>>183393101
Is this even a question, the last one, obviously, and I ain't even gay.

First for Comfy Denmark is full.

>tfw missed the story on how Andreas got 1,000 euro for a new PC

>>183393137
show image

>be danish rich csgo pro
>live in denmark
>surrounded by danish qts
>date some fugly chink
?????

>>183393180
>lose all pistols
>lose the game
nice game goturds

>>183393253
DUDE

>Dating an ugly fat filipino mail order bride.
Just WHY?

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>csgog great at banter
>cs:go cucked esport

>d2g shit at banter
>dota 2 not cucked esport

>>183393272
Feet?

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xth for Fnatic without pronax Jebaited

dududududududududududududu

>>183393352
go to /b/
im not here to derail

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>mfw when i grew up vollsmose

Harry > Henry
tea bee eigh

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Meanings?

>>183393421
Fuck off nigger.

>>183393495
That looks like the face of a faggot.

Asstrails is pretty good on overpass. They might just take the 2-0 if monkeys don't PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT with the hacks.

wtf this cringeworthy Cucknatic commercial

pgl makes everything look like cheap shit

I havent seen first map
have i missed much?

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>>183393536

>>183393495
Did you also had a thai gf?

>>183393559
Script calls for a game 3 between teams that should be in the finals. This is of course before BIG and gambit go to the finals.

>>183393571
haha good meme thorin :)))

Anyone knows the song used for that "Your casters for this match are anders and semmler" segment?

>>183393536
>you could lick puzzi inztead of playing with ze gizmo all ze time

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>no thorin

I hope SK gets the boot. Coldzera and fallen "best in CS" then get pounded by Danes. If it weren't for taco/felps they would have lost alot sooner.

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>>183393320
>dota 2 not cucked esport
>csgo cucked esport

>>183393730
thorin being on twitter is better than him being at the event

I really want to know if all the salt whenever SK plays is ironic or not.

>>183393670
>had
>any gf
no

>>183393719
Sorry I don't speak reddit.

>>183393785
cucked by hacking BRs
thirdies (chinks) had a stolen API key and still couldn't win like the thirdies are winning in cs:go

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What did they mean by this?

>>183393819
it is real, from butthurt swedish children

>>183393869
medlidenhed :(

>>183393972
how can other casters even compete???

>>183393929
not him but didn't a chinateam win the last TI? I'm not that into dota

>>183393972
ddk got blacked

SHAKERD

>>183394034
The only interacial couple I'll allow.

did semmler gain some weight?

he looks so different

>>183393972
they're affectionately called black ddk and white james
they're doing an ad for tazeit which is actually faceit
fun fact: they share an appartment
now you know

>>183394146
ye, he's a fat fuck
probably gets lots of sweets from his boyfriends

When will happy stop being a baiter and actually play with the team? It feels sad for scream and rpk. Also xms looks like he could be godlike in future.

>>183393972
Some threads ago some anon said, james was racebaiting. Is there some proof for it?

>>183394018
tak :´3

>walk into the spam

nice work cold

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>>183394146
Semmler here.
I look better than you'll ever do, if I ever see you at a CSGO event I'll upercut your face. LMAOING @ UR LIFE NERD I'm gonna fuck your sister after the major, peace.

Anyone got a clip of that kill just now? It looked really suspicious.

>>183394372
his fucking glasses are so shit

Lmao not even Anders can deny the "fishy"gameplay from astralis

script busted

>no caster voice in GOTV

why can't they ever fix this shit

>>183394280
he ate two fried chickens on camera at beyondthesummit
he has black speech patterns
anon was a retard who rates cummler

>>183394490
>wanting to hear redditors' opinions on the game

>>183394490
>valve
>fixing shit

pick one

>>183394372
cuck glasses

>>183394372
he used to have a 10/10 chissled face

no wonder he has a beard now to hide it

where is the casters?

>>183394614
>not liking thicc bois

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>>183394432
>>183394591
>>183394614
Success breeds jealousy I guess. Fucking losers LMAO.

>not even a single drop
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GET THEM

>>183393253
Haha that's the fucking sex number dude
>>183394146

Didn't actually expect semmler to look like that. First time seeing him

>>183394776
>getting dropcucked
lmao faggot

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>>183394372
>sister

>>183394776
>he fell for the Ingame Item Israel

I don't understand why Vince build up such a great heel in SK and then have them go out in QF

>>183394776
>major almost over
>he still doesn't know
hahahaha

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Will nex crumble infront of the crowd again today?

Dev1ce is not even hiding it anymore

nice one gocucks

jesus christ device is a fucking beast

>>183394280
it's just one sensitive anon from pol whining

>be device
>lock onto one player through smoke
>then another through a box

i'm so sick and tired of these cheating danish monkeys

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Post YFW wallen,vaco and lockzera finally get banned

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>>183395010
>tfw not in the booth to hug him from behind and give him courage

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>>183393101
>tfw someone actually made a meme out of your stupid gay question
lol

how are semmler and anders even allowed to travel to eastern europe

i thought they were very strict on homosexuality

>>183395179
someone has the recording? that shit was blatant as hell

>>183395248
some loser put it on reddit
thankfully went unnoticed

>>183395309
>>183395179
>waaaah how are pros that play the game 8 hours a day better at predicting movement than me :(((((

>>183395306
Anders is a pedophile.

>cheats on lan
do you really believe this?

>>183395426
Do you not?

>>183395426
>>183395372
hello summer

>>183395426
reddit pls go

>device makes a comeback through wallshots
amazing gameplay there """pros"""

>>183395420
pedophilia and homosexuality go hand in hand

so fucking done fuck you favelas

fucking 3rd worlders how the fuck did they eveng et this fuckibng far

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what did they mean by this?

>>183395426
you mean a lan like where admins have to be told by viewers on the internet that a player is cheating with his headset off?

why the fuck didn't fer knife

>kjaerbye BLATANTLY watching through walls to see where the cts are going

>>183395581
that's not the webm of apex holding a water bottle and thrusting into kenny who's bending over during the renegades bootcamp

>>183395645
bc hes not a true favela

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>better at CS than you
>bigger cock than you
>better looking than you
>in better shape than you
>more money than you
>lives in a better country than you
how does it feel to be /csgog/ ?

Gotta toggle to beat togglers

this game is fucking dead

>>183395734
that's a big neck

gg sk lost this

>>183395426
Explain fallen's mouse movements in bathroom at round 8. I'll do it for you: hacks.

>>183395581
>scouting for fresh boipussi

>>183395734
long neck
narrow shoulders
early wrinkles

>>183395581
what the fuck is kenny doing? is he trying to hug the floor?

AWP fallen is literally just a kill for device.

>>183395734
f-feels good m-man

>>183395734
>how does it feel
bored because you post this in every thread
how many (You)'s do you want until you get enough?

>>183395789
post the clip
i am surprised to see those monkeys holding mouse desu

>>183395581
thanks for the daily dose apex

how blatant are the hax? any webms yet?

>both brazilian teams going out in quarters
damn. hue tears gonna be delicious today.

>cold whiffing 2 sprays

um gonads?!

>>183395426
>i don't
doesn't get more blatant than either of these teams, try speccing some of their players for a whole round

>>183396019
nigger watch the stream to see for yourself walls and hardlocks galore

christ zonic is fucking MASSIVE

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aye got my drop my dudes. wish it was a cobble case desu

>>183396078
>i don't
who said that?

>>183395887
are you mad? cuz i'm not.

is that some fucking matchmaking or what

>>183396128
>Literally no good weapons in it
hhuehuehue

>>183396019
well, got one from 2 days ago with fer if you want

>>183396153
you implied it

>>183396110
just starting my man the monkey locks are fucking real

>>183396128
are you gonna open it?

Pretty funny that fallen is trying to die early in the rounds so he doesn't have to show any of his dead teammates how horrible hes playing

>right click
>smoke still doesn't put out fire instantly

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>>183395987

dev1ce is so blatant

>>183396128
>>183396203
didnt know they added styx and cerberus to cache pool
they look pretty good

>>183396215
you got baited :^)

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How does it feel that i posted the results yesterday?

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>>183396128
open it

>>183396203
yes.

>all these ((wallbangs))

nothing suspicious at all , nice game you got there gotards

>dev1ce just knows where everyone is every time
nice game csgocucks

>>183396347
>north

you dumb idiot, north are shit

>>183396347
>danes beating virtus.lan
>germans beating togglers

dont think so desu

>>183396403
https://clips.twitch.
tv/SoftFantasticPresidentOSsloth

forgot to link it lol

How many times did device just so happen to "predict" someones movement behind walls?and still you got people who deny that pros use hacks....

why are these danish faggots always going short on antieco?
and it's not even like they support each other with nades, they just walk in, die to pistols and UH OH HOW DID THAT HAPPEN

>>183396462
>>183396469
cryisfree.com

>>183396391
what a cutie?
who is she/twitch?

>>183396496
wow it's nothing

>>183396496
learn how to link retard

>.0008

sheeeit

>>183396469
what does desu mean?

btw i also think these pro guys are cheating

>>183396629
underage spotted

nice picosecond defuse hack coldzera :))

Fallen getting exposed

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>sk might actually not win the fucking major

thank god

who the fuck is this laughing caster? my god he sucks ass

>>183396646
https://clips.twitch
.tv/CoyManlyOrcaPipeHype

>>183396716
I think you got tricked there m8 ;^)

Law of CS:
Pistols always beat rifles

>>183396496

good one pretty subtle

"""Heat maps""" haha good one! Here's your explanation from cummler himself >>183396541

>heatmap training
What did he mean by this

>>183396317
explains that shirt

hey guys where do I download heatmaps.exe?

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Did it affect him?

>>183396759
no i didn't im lmaoetting @U right know :DDD

>>183396816
i gotchu familia, send an email to [email protected]

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>people ITT think devve is more on the gear than cold/wallen/vaco

device is fishy but the favelas are blatant as fuck, come on lads.

>>183396830
what? the semon demon or the holohoax?

>>183396830
he seems awfully happy to explore a genocide camp

>>183396830
what an insufferable face
used to know a guy with a face like that, he was just a lying piece of shit

>>183396830
I dont understand why the fuck would you like to go a shithole like that

>it's a 4 v 5 because every round starts with device beating fallen in AWP duel
wew lads I feel sorry for the monkeys t bh

Why would Vince build up one of the most hated heels of all time and then make them loose in the quarter final.

>>183396830
he learned more about humbleness, hard work and dedication

>>183396852
whoa buddy, stop, i was just being nice now u laugh at me thats not nice pls consider or i wont help you again in the future anyway have a nice day :)

SK literal silvers

>SK has been winning against asstralis since eleague
>is in superb form, winning tournaments left and right
>about to be btfo 2-0

How did this happen

>>183396776
fuck this game and the tards who allow this shit

>>183397053
device

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>>183397008
FAMM UR KILLING ME

>fallenuspheadshot.exe has stopped working
This is the end of SK

>>183397008
fuckign lmoa

Nice "skill" there dupreeh

>>183397014
haha im laughing my asstralis off @U :DDD
get it???? :DD

>great "instict" coming out from astralis
anders not even denying it

>>183397053
valve provided astralis with better hacks, this win will make their eleague win seems like less of the fluke it was. better for the scene this way

>>183397053
H E A T M A P S
E
A
T
M
A
P
S

SK will still win this. Screencap this.

>>183397053
valve got tired of them winning majors and told them to tone down the cheats
same thing happened to fnatic

>>183397053
dev1ce and gla1ve have blatant walls

>>183397053
probably letting the other brazilians win it this time

>>183397053
uma """"""""heatmap""""""" :)

why does cummler pronounce kjærby as kjorbye?

>>183397268
What does heatmap mean?

PLEASE MAKE SK WIN

Mark my words SK will win this and Astralis will choke like they usually do

Did people actually think SK would win this?
I'm seriously confused..

>>183397237
>walls
not saying they don't cheat, because i'm not really watching the game right now, but please don't be a fucking retard and at least say they're aimlocking and not walling

>>183397160
STOP! or I'll call moot

https://twitter.com/FalleNCS/status/880113104876691456

Looks like Astralis found SK's developers.

>hltv and /csgog/ without brazilians

such good times ahead

>wake up
>danes outpicohack brs
L M A O
M A
A M
O A M L

>>183397347
>implying that the retards behind them would say anything

Aww the one pick'em that I go with csgogs prediction

>"""timeout"""
>inb4 suddenly comeback

>>183397053
Astralis took a long break (didnt even play esl cologne) to practice hard.

>>183397390
moot? more like doot :DD

>>183397434
csgogs always had shit predictions

>>183397446
dude are you a fucking hacker

>>183397403
immortals thoug

>Danes finally get some decent hacks
Feels good man.

>sk shitting the bed
scripts are juicy this major

>>183397395
>you are very "creative" :^)

>>183397471
>practice is better than actual lan competition

I'm loving this, the smug fucking cheaters are getting so fucking btfo by even more hardcore cheaters. Wallen and cold are being far to sparing with their aimkeys. Kjaerbye, glaive, xypex and device are just walking around holding it down the whole game

cold is playing like shit but still topfragging for SK. tells you everything

What the hell is actually happening?

>>183397347
ok dev1ce you arnt hacking at all just got lucky predicting those "wallbangs"

>kjaerbye

rofl

https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/888448130122784769

he just doesn't shut up, holy shit

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PLEASE

TELL

ME

THAT

THE

MONKEYS

ARE

BEING

ELIMINATED

T. DOTAFRIEND

>>183397510
Hmmmm well I probably would have picked SK just because everyone was saying how amazing they were all over. Oh well

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>>183397574

im glad sk lose because they're all fucking mongoloid degenerates

if astralis wins expect some kid of injury* announced by one of SK players, which will force him to take a break

*valve ruling

>>183397523
yeah man

please let them win now with no bullshit

if SK bring it back and win 16-14 or some shit I won't be able to handle it

>>183397574
I hope one day we'll get to see pros spinbotting at majors

>>183397647
found the favela

How's SK playing so badly today? Fallen is garbage suddenly.

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>>183397492
Ok I've called my friend JW and he will kill you with awp, have fun >:DDD

>>183397647
>posting like an underage gotard on public social media

cringeee

>>183397647
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/888449060620906496

>>183397569
yes it is

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MONKEYS BTFO

>>183397790
did he forget to take his autism pills? he's losing it

There's nothing better than seeing SK get smashed.

why the fuck did i bet on sk+1.5

im a fucking idiot

>>183397780
device is throttling his monkey asshole

>>183397647
>>183397790
this is worse than reddit

>playing like bots
>literally not shooting
>no timeouts
>fallen having advantage but still losing to device
what is this?

>>183397790
wow racist, they just came back from auschwitz

B-BUT COLD DROPPED 90 KILLS IN 3 MAPS?

The one time i decide to bet on SK, fallen decides to play like shit

thats great

>>183397740
I won't be able to handle it.
Device and kjaerbye should honestly be stopped in the middle of this game though, it's a fucking farce, literally no effort taken to hide it

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>best csgo team

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>>183397985

>>183397191
Umm sweetie

Any other team SK could beat but Astralis

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>Fnatic 2-0'd
>BRs 2-0'd
Today is a good day. Will only get better if Immortals lose as well.

>BIG in playoffs
>gambit in semi
>sk getting btfo
THIS
IS
/OUR/
MAJOR

anyone else watching on gotv?

asstrails are hacking even harder than SK usually do, everyone on the team is twitching like mad every time they spray

>>183398039
is that the new kyoanus?

COMEBACK

FUCK SWISS ROUND!!
HOW CAN ASTRALIS GET SUCH AN EASY WAY TO THE FINAL!!!???

is this the comeback script?

astralis to choke script now

UH OH

comeback.exe activated

hardwork.exe activated

>>183398131
faze is out definitely not ours, well not mine anyways idgaf about you

>>183398148
It's because they know SK will be doing the same. They are all super sweaty trying to peek and tap aimkeys 100% of the time

SK gaming more like CucK gaming
coldzera more like coldcuck
TAC0 more like KEK0
fer more like cuk
Fallen more like cuck
felps more like cucks

Anyone know what providers astralis is using?I

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>>183398161
>>183398202
>>183398241
>>183398258
>>183398274
Too late.

>put coldzero to work
in a 7-11

Ha. When it is 6-15 device turns off his hack and starts missing the shots...

GET FUCKED MONKEYS

how do you not give coldzera an ak lmao

FUCK YOU FAVELAS

man brazilian cs is so fucking garbage, how did this tier2 team get this far? i honestly regret not having taken a nap

lower bracket?

favela monkers btfo

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time to kill yourselves you subhuman shitskin monkeys

that was fucking free

>>183398431
yeah he missed like 4 shots there

>>183398159
koe no katachi

>aimlocks you through smoke
>doesn't shoot
What the fuck? Can't even use their damn cheats right.

>>183398484
It's just one bracket. Nobody should go e a fuck about losers.

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>favelas out

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>gambit made it into the semis
>sk didn't
really makes you think

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riddle me this gotards

if they were cheating, how could they have lost?

Imagine how embarrassing this would be if they made it to finals.

I'm so glad this was over early

lower or eliminated?

congrats for the major win astralis

I predicted a 2-0 16-12 16-6 for gambit fnatic like three threads back

astralis just 2-0d sk 16-12 16-6

I'm so disappointed

>>183398431
He still knows exactly where people are though
He's not once been caught off guard this map, really gets the noggin joggin

>>183398569
x-ray makes you more suspicious

>device activates whiff.exe in the last round to throw off the suspicions

>Astralis outhacked the hues

how?

>>183398585
asstrails were cheating harder

>>183398585
subhumans have such a low IQ that they forgot their toggle key

B-but this was supposed to be a SK wins script? And all the games were supposed to be close where SK would trail and then turn on the hacks and Asstralis would stop shooting? What happened bros?

>>183398585
astralis were cheating too
duh

https://clips.twitch
.tv/TawdrySpookyYakinikuAMPTropPunch

the fuck is dupree wearing?

THERE'S NO LOWER BRACKET?

WHAT THE FUCK, THIS TOURNAMENT IS SHIT.

>>183398358
5/5 under rated bost

LMAO DEVICE

>>183215969
lulz

that was a mediocre final tbqhwy ~__~

>>183398594
There's no lower bracket in csgo because valve are a bunch of lazy jews who don't even like the game that makes them ton of money

why did they hire a dwarf to host a major?

>>183398668
Are those slippers?

"You just feel like you activate in a game, not cheat or anything hehe."

Nice job devve.

>outplayed

dev1ce is full of shit

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>device admits that fallen has been his inspiration
really makes you think

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>"ACTIVATE AT SOME POINT IN THE GAME, NOT LIKE CHEAT OR ANYTHING"

>>183398661

All those missed device AWP shots were 100% proof of their hacking powers.

>>183398780
FalleN gave dev1ce his russian programmer contact.

>>183397574
>astralis
>cheating
monkey detected

scoots is an actual hobbit

>>183398801
how new are you?

you have to miss a few to keep retards like you off guard

>>183398801
>rekk fallen all game
>don't miss a shot
>suddenly miss 4 easy shots in a row when on matchpoint
really makes the noggin jog

tf is this shit PGL

>>183398668

He's not wearing any shoes, those are just socks.

>>183398736

How dare you disrespect SirScoots like that.

apology for poor english

when were you when SK era dies?

i was sat at home watching twitch

‘SK is dead’

‘caralho’

4Head HELLO FALLEN 4Head DEVICE HERE 4Head QUE OTA? 4Head

I have absolute faith asstrails are going to win the major. If they are willing to be so damn blatant there is literally no stopping them.

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>SirScoots fishing for an excuse for wallens locks

scoots is a pedo

what is """"cry is free"""" even supposed to mean?

>>183398886
the jig is up gla1ve , make it more subtle next time

>>183398886
https://clips.twitch
.tv/CoyManlyOrcaPipeHype

hues are just concerned that the "go to" cheat for subhumans got VACed recently so they had to play "legit" this game

and naturally got fucking destroyed by actually good players

>>183398992

They need to get past /ourguys/ Gambit and BiG first though.

>>183399034
it is human nature, so what

>>183398992
nah /ourguys/ will break the goose's neck

keev is a big guy

@183399076
no (you)'s for you

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you do use free software right?

>>183399076
this tbqhfamilia

>>183399034
I wish he could ss me.

>>183398570
oc?

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How mad are favelas now?

>>183399034
Who isn't?

>>183399337
normies

>>183399178
babby's first wm? looks like shit

fishing is for oldfags

>>183399386
its openbox, i3 kept freezing my system and idk why, ive used it for 5 years but it just broke

reminder that Gambit vs BIG WILL happen you can't stop it

>>183399068
its literally nothing

>>183399078
>>183399134
No chance guys. You saw that game. They outwalled the wallers, out-smoke killed, out positioned at every turn.
Flusha in his 'prime' wouldn't be able to carry fnatic against them, no matter how many 'pre-fire spots' he shoots at. They are adept at taking down the people more reluctant to be blatant, leaving the borderline spinbotters alive for retakes all the time, but making sure that every 'angle' is 'clear' for a checkmate crossfire

I saw wallen scope in on people in smoke, but deciding against shooting because it's too obvious, device and xypex just don't fucking care

>these fillers

lmao

>>183399386
>>183399460
anyway the fun part is mpv opens the stream as a wallpaper

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>>183399472

>>183398961
THAT'S PunOko THE PunOko WRONG PunOko HOLE PunOko ONII-CHAN PunOko BUT TehePelo DON'T TehePelo STOP TehePelo>>183398992

>>183399497
>hears hen1 shoot
>decides to cheeky breeky smoke kill by pressing aimlock
>it locks onto the closest player and he taps once
>nothing
zonic please

>>183399618
he heard him shoot and turned around towards optimus

gero gero~

>>183399542
your're right

fallen clearly had a lock last round but didnt shoot for some reason.Meanwhile dev1ce "luckily" was not caught off guard once during that entire game.

I used to be very skeptical about this hacking shit but these last two games sealed the deal for me

Why the FUCK hasnt the next series started or at least the panel
Who cares about some old man

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OUR GUY

>>183399815
scoots is literally our guy

>>183399693
lucas doesn't shoot, fuck off retard

dotard here

i'm jelly that you have scoots

>tfw never been fishing
>if someone were to hand me a rod and tell me I'd get a gf if I caught a fish, I wouldn't be getting a gf

;_;

>>183399815
If scoots was your father you probably wouldn't be such a sissy fuckup.

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perro: astralis
fat man: sk

That last segment really captured how boring fishing is

>>183399817
>Dr. AdreN, I'm Gambit
>uhh... you don't get to bring kazakhs
>they aren't my kazakhs
>Get them on the team, I'll call it in

>the major winner will b e a battle between hackers and glitch users

nice ((tourney)) you got here gofags

>>183398585
They arent cheating with aim locks etc, they had nromally someone in the crowd, to signal fallen where the bomb is.

Now its impossible.

>>183399757
I was as well, but the rabbit hole goes deep.

It's sad really that nobody has the guts to raise an eyebrow anymore. Cease and desist orders from the companies that own the teams, I assume. Mr. on the geah has gone full cuckmode and won't say "this guy is on the fukkin geah", instead he says "that's suspicious Bois, but I haven't made my mind up"

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>>183399908
you're not getting a gf rod or no rod either way m8o

>>183399283

not as mad as the huelocaust three years ago :^)

>>183399920
"boring" is a code word for "excuse to get away from annoying family and get drunk with friends for hours at a time" right?