/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

>>183381030
>nothing important

Reminder that Nuke will shill Saronsen no matter how much he griffs as admin

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You cracked the acks and cracked my soul

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>>183381187
If anything of value happened last thread then someone who actually witnessed it should have made a new thread, but no one made one, and I found the thread dying on page 10 when I arrived. so I made one.

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boy this will be fun

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I am starting work on additional chaplain related sprites and content. I am starting with non-human fluff outfits and null rod skins.

Post ideas for null rod alternatives (they will retain the same stats regardless of skin) and plasmaman/vox outfit ideas.

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>>183383067
A magical girl's baton. Harry Potter's wand.

>>183383067
Null sword, null scythe, null hammer.

>>183383067
Make a buildable crucifix so the chaplain can crucify the clown.

>>183383067
Funeral pyres
Witch burning stakes (upgrade for the pyre probably)

what is the most powerful antag?

>>183383717
pissed off admins

>>183383717
changling

>>183381187
What players would you recommend as alternative admins?

>>183383717
Blob, once it gets past the initial ramp-up.

>>183383717
deathsquad.

>>183383902
inb4 this question goes horribly wrong

>>183381030
Hey, I got a theoretical question about gameplay, please be so kind as to give me your opinion on the matter...

Let's suppose I roll traitor antag as a vox trader, can I openly recruit other voxes for a racewar against the rest of station? Would the non-traitor players get banned for cooperating with me and murderboning the humans or would the admins allow it?

This is kind of confusing since the rules state that it IS possible for non-antags to cooperate with antags, but that it depends on the admins opinion on the matter.

So, what do you guys think? Should this be allowed? It would surely result in an interesting round, IMHO.

>>183383717
A non retarded milf with 2 roundstart borgs.

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>>183384489
>LMAO RACE WAR NAO xDDD
>murderbone
What an interesting round.

>>183381187
>Reminder that Nuke will shill Saronsen no matter how much he griffs as admin
Saronsen should never have been allowed to become an admin, that much should have been obvious to anyone who watched LIBERTY PRIME playing.

The fact he was allowed to validhunt the way he did and never got in trouble for it should have made the friendship between him and the admin group rather obvious.

It is no big surprise he became such a shitmin after he joined the admin group, nor is it surprising the admins will actively ignore his griefing as an admin considering they ignored his extreme validhunting behaviour before.

>>183384489
You are not allowed to help antags kill others as a non-antag.
Cooperate in this case means basic shit like giving them gear or hiding them in exchange for them not murdering your shit.

>>183384892
>What an interesting round.
It surely would be, so long as the murderbone is not from a plasmaflood.

I would love seeing an army of vox stealing all weapons from armory, invading the station and killing security and heads and replacing them, taking over the station in the name of voxes.

Of course, greys and plasmamen would be regarded as neutral until they choose to align with one side, so would skeletons.

>>183385151
So it would be ok for a non-antag vox scientist to provide the bombs necessary to break into armory from space and steal all the guns? Or for a vox virologist to create a beneficial virus that transforms the infected into voxes? Or for a vox to break into AI core and change the lawset into a vox version of asimov?

>>183384489
It depends. If you ask nicely you might be able to get the admins to approve a race war on a case-by-case basis, especially if the other antags already died.

>4. Teaming up with an antagonist is fine from time to time if you've got a good reason, but make sure you adminhelp and get an OK before you start killing people or whatnot.
See the last part.

>>183385451
no

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>>183383067
A ferula as a null rod skin would be fun.

>>183384489
Absolutely not. You can't do antag stuff as non-antag just because you happen to share the same race.

I guess if sec goes full gestapo on all other vox as a result of your actions, they can defend themselves, but that's about it.

>>183385451
You are absolutely retarded.

>>183385451
>So it would be ok for a non-antag vox scientist to provide the bombs necessary to break into armory from space and steal all the guns? Or for a vox virologist to create a beneficial virus that transforms the infected into voxes? Or for a vox to break into AI core and change the lawset into a vox version of asimov?
Drop the alcohol and think for a second. If you did all that shit as a non-antag what would happen?
You'd get banned because none of those things are allowed.

>Providing bombs to someone
You are responsible for the bombs you give out, especially if you give it to someone who has no practical use for them.
>Virus that turns everyone into vox
>Beneficial
Nigga what the fuck
>Changing AI laws to potentially lethal outcomes
Man you are truly high.

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>>183383067
Rosary beads, pack of tarot cards, a cross, an image of a saint, a pack of Charles Dawkins quiz cards, a shrunken monkey head/paw, a bath towel, a small gold vox idol, a grey focusing Chrystal, a straw doll for dionae and witches, a sacred floppy disk for borgs

>>183385510
No what?

>>183385469
Of course I would ahelp before doing so, just checking the community opinion on the matter.

>>183385579
>I guess if sec goes full gestapo on all other vox as a result of your actions, they can defend themselves, but that's about it.
>implying that the humans don't go full gestapo on voxes every round.

>>183385683
>You are absolutely retarded.
Not an argument, please define what is retarded about it.

>>183385713
>Drop the alcohol and think for a second. If you did all that shit as a non-antag what would happen?
If the admins aproved it from an ahelp from the traitor vox? Nothing at all.

Also, the virus can be beneficial, just make sure there is that 1 sympthom in which people turn into vox, as long as it is not lethal it would work for the vox purposes.

>>183385713
>Changing AI laws to potentially lethal outcomes
Asimov only have potential lethal outcomes if a member of the protected race orders a borg to murder a non-protected race. I have seen this kind of vox version of asimov be uploaded before and the person did not get banned for it.

any r-ust lover here? I got a problem with TEG, one day I will get 3GW output with barely 3 millions degrees in core and other day I will get core to over 10 millions and output won't even reach 1GW
in both cases loops are almost indetical
what may be cause of such difference?

>>183386103
>implying that the humans don't go full gestapo on voxes every round.
Here's your (you), shitbird.

>and the person did not get banned for it.
Then maybe nothing bad happened that round. The person changing the laws is directly responsible for everything that happens as a result.

>If the admins aproved it from an ahelp from the traitor vox?
well obviously if you get an admin pass to do whatever the fuck you want, you can do whatever the fuck you want. But until then, you can't.

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>>183386103
Reread everything you wrote. Now look on the banpage for non antag bombing, virus loose, and lethal AI laws.
Almost all are a perma.
You are absolutely retarded.

>>183386152
for some reason when i build the RUST and try to activate it the RUST doesnt heat the plasma even though its past 1 mega energy, reagents are injected into the field, and the teg is done right.

>>183386642
are you sure you are using proper reagents?

>>183386459
>well obviously if you get an admin pass to do whatever the fuck you want, you can do whatever the fuck you want. But until then, you can't.
Exactly my point. If admins give me the greenlight to go full racewar against the humans, will the non-antags the help me get banned for it? That is the whole question.

>>183386484
>Reread everything you wrote. Now look on the banpage for non antag bombing, virus loose, and lethal AI laws.
>Almost all are a perma.
>You are absolutely retarded.
Consider I received admins aproval before starting this and that the virologist only provides the beneficial virus, that will then be used as a weapon to convert humans into voxes by the vox antagonist.

As stated above, this is all considering a formal request in ahelp form asking for permission to do it, not simply doing whatever withount asking.

>>183386810
im using the default reagents. i also max out the power of the gytrons so the field charges faster to reach the 1 mega energy

>>183386951
hmm, so you say it doesn't heat it at all or just heats it but not much? because default reagents are pretty shit when it comes to heat output, you need to add some dilithium at least
because if it doesn't heat at all you must be doing something wrong, if it heats but not much it's probably reagent problem

>>183387097
also how do i configure the field size and field strenght to be optimal? There is no infomration on how the 1-1000 scale for the MHz works in the rust tokomak field. And does maxing the gyrotron TJ power cause issues?

>when you join to just fuck about but there's no assistant slots

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>>183383717
El Wrassler

>>183387243
it's about 100 per tile radius, you just have to turn it on and keep changing field density until it reaches desired size

also, I think smaller cores give better energy output but bigger cores give better temeprature, so if you want to maximize energy output from TEG go for small 3x3 core, but if you want to heat plasma to 100 million degrees go for 7x7 core
but I'm not sure, I would have to go onto test server and make 2 of them and compare

>Station time: 14:36

>>183386907
>If admins give me the greenlight to go full racewar against the humans, will the non-antags the help me get banned for it?
They need permission as well. Best would be to get the admin to give a custom antag status to every vox I guess, but I doubt that will happen.

>>183383717
>what is the most powerful antag?
Probrably a traitor atmospheric engineer plasmaman.
>Vent all oxygen from station and replace it with plasma.

Or a traitor virologist.
>order a couple of virus crates, infect a monkey with ALL of them and take it around station infecting everyone while you are wearing your biohazard suit with internals on.

>>183387773
ICK OCK

>>183387535
is there an actual like guide for the RUST anywhere? the wiki is a bit ass and trying to build a rust takes forever even if you are on a private server

>>183387912
Simply spamming lots of viruses, aka viroloose, got nerfed pretty hard a while back.

>>183388127
How?

>>183388127
How come? what changed?

Either way, make a deadly ass highly debilitating and quickly advancing airborne virus and loose it, watch people suffer.

>>183388190
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/13255

>>183387773
>Station time 143:60

>>183387980
It shows you the station time before you even join the game you dunce

>>183388024
there are some reddit posts but they are about other coderbases so there are slight differences, the longest part is charging the field, so you should prioritize setting up core and turning gyrotrons as fast as possible, you can set up TEG and cold loop when the field is charging
if you know your shit you can make it in about 30 minutes, assuming research and cargo aren't retarded

>>183388268
>people in hardsuits are immune
>viro walking about with a monkey is instant lynch
>most of the departments can ghetto cure it if they know what they're doing

>>183389127
>other codebases
wait i thought we were the only ones with a functional RUST

>>183386907
The problem I see is that you underestimate the chaos your actions will cause. Making a vox virus will be incredibly lethal as now everyone has the wrong kind of internals. Switching the AI to vox Asimov is incredibly lethal as now the AI can murder humans if told to. And the whole premise is just going to make people go full gestapo on vox even more than they do now. I for one support the new valid vox lynch squads

someone post that atmos script to disable pressure checks on most of uvents on box

>>183389581
bay used to have r-ust for sure, don't know about other ones

Does injecting people with blood or giving them blood pills counteract blood loss? Do they actually get the blood?

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>>183383067
There's already some work being done on some of the Chapel items at the moment. With a other room objects in the works.

>>183390281
Yes. It also gives them massive toxins if it's the wrong blood type.

>>183389759
never mind I found it don't post

>>183390417
>he doesn't just powergame his doctor dude to have O- blood every time

>>183390556
what is this, 2013? You can't do that anymore

>>183390281
>>183390417
In addition, 100% blood is 560u. A syringe carries 15u and injects 5u at a time. Usually better to use an IV.
>>183390556
>being able to choose your character's bloodtype
>implying

>>183390692
Why not just use 50u pills? It'll take a few of them, but it seems faster than the IV

>>183390626
>>183390692
Huh, I never play medical so I never need to know my blood type and just assumed you could select it

>>183391229
You could, but the option has been removed about a year ago

>>183390915
Pretty sure you totally can. It just seems dumb from a realism standpoint.

>>183390281
>>183390692
>On shuttle
>Most of it is bombed out, burned and breached
>Several dead bodies
>Only one guy is defibbable but has super low blood
>Have to inject blood from a dead guy into him and hope they are compatible
>He makes it to central alive, with low blood and no toxins
Ghetto medbay is best medbay, shame I never get to really practice it as a MD

>>183391670
Finally, someone else who uses the defibs and tries to treat the injury instead of 'lmao fastr 2 clone' at a papercut

>>183391835
>On shuttle
Hate to shatter your dreams, but I only defib when there isn't a congo line of dead bodies/the person doesn't need surgery. Which is almost never in medbay.

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>>183391835
>finally, someone that willfully puts me on the wild ride to fix a problem that could be done in 3 minutes into 10 to 15 minutes.

>>183391982
If it actually IS faster to clone, I usually go ahead and clone them, but a lot of people who end up cloned are faster to treat by defibing them. Even defib -> cryo saves a little time on a lot of injuries

captain meta gaming shitter

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>Supermix

>>183392292
>no banana juice

>guy assaults an officer, resists arrests, assaults another and shoots them with a shotgun
>captain frees them and makes them his bodyguard

>>183392387
i watched them as a ghost they never spoke to each other

>>183392292
what the absolute christ is this abomination?

>>183392292
>no DD

>>183392158
Yeah, and surgery could be sped up if people attach the IV and then do the surgery. Notice a lot of people don't do that for some reason.
Still, speed cloning could have three patients getting fixed up at a time (two in cryo, one in the cloning pod) which is hard to beat.

>>183392489
I watched them and while Shady was quiet the Captain did speak to him IC

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>that unknown chaplain shitter that attempted to start shit on extended.
>couldn't even dodge a bar of soap and had to wait for his target to stand still to even do any damage.

If you're going to be a shitter at least be robust when doing it. you're a joke mate.

>roll the retard disability
>nobody can tell the difference between me and how I normally am

>>183391670
Sorry, we were playing around in the Thunderdome and I dropped a 20/40/60/100.

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>>183383067
Executor outfit for vox would be neat but might be hard to depict with our level of detail for sprites

>>183392387
>>183392489

I smell metagay

BUT DID YOU AHELP IT?

>>183392292
>dermaline
>kelotane
>bicaridine
It's like you want your mix to run out after 5 minutes.

>>183392637
an admin bwoinked me about it so I don't think it was metagay or they'd have been banned

>>183392637
yes

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>>183392550

Should I make a French husbando?

>roll the mute disability
>no one can tell the difference

>>183392550
That conversation in the library was a good time, given how barely coherent it was.

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>>183392770
yes

>get killed by a virus
>no one can tell the difference

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>>183392770
yes

>get changeling horror form and become a disgusting disfigured abomination
>no one can tell the difference.

>>183393032
jokes aside this actually happened to me once
>get a bug where all my clothes stay on so I still have my spiffy purple janitor cap on
>walk into bar
>bartender, "hey Ted, how's it going?"

>>183393032
me irl

>get cyborg'd and turned into a submissive being
>no one can tell the difference

>make another unfunny greentext post
>no one can tell the difference

>be mad at things
>no one can tell the difference

>>183392897
>>183393001
what department

>shitpost
>no one can tell the difference

>>183393667
>French
Service.

>>183394076
>Actually want to make French chef now
>or do I make italian chef and blast 'that's amore' until I get banned

>>183393667
Security.

Reminder that /vg/ gets realllllly butt mad if you put question mark reactions on posts in their discord.

Reminder that /vg/ gets realllllly butt mad if you put your dick in salem and say woody's got wood in their game.

Reminder that /vg/ gets realllllly butt mad if you enjoy yourself.

Reminder that /vg/ gets realllllly butt mad

>put ingredients into a microwave
>perfect dish pops out
oh I'm sorry I thought we WEREN'T /tg/

Reminder that /vg/

>shoot someone with a taser
>he instantly gets stunned
oh I'm sorry I thought we WERE /tg/

>>183395707
I always wondered why the fuck the cooking sistem is so... easy?
you only need to put things in a microwave and turn on and bam, food gets made

>>183383717
a very robust vampire during highpop on deff
they can thrall security and become vampire lord of the station

>>183387912
viruses don't stack well

>>183395965
there was an overhaul a long time ago in the works, sometime around the start of 2015.
The coder cabal refused to merge it on all fronts because the person who made it wasn't part of the in group, and then it became outdated because the coder saw no point in maintaining the code of something that wasn't going to be merged anyways.

>walk into sec brig
>see officer polishing his stun baton
oh SHIT I'm sorry

>>183394703
but security is full

>someone RPs having an accent
>if it's ling and someone notices you're lacking your accent because you got linged.com then the ling is busted
accent=powergaming confirmed

>>183396149
I hate going github searching, give me a quick rundown on what would have changed

>>183396268
How so?

>>183396291
good ling is shit gamemode

>>183396328
full of waifus

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>>183396174
>walk into sec brig
>see officer polishing his stun baton

>>183396291
>shit lings get killed for shit impersonation
Sounds fair.

>>183396385
can't disagree

>>183396291
I've killed lings because they were shit at impersonations before

>>183396291
Good job you get some of their spoken dialogue for the round so you can impersonate them properly ;)

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>>183396174
>walk into sec brig
>see officer polishing his stun baton

>>183396658
>he doesn't spam wgw to himself at roundstart so when he gets linged they just get snippets of that

>>183396472
>new
>changeling
>find yahir AFK on holodeck
>give him the succ and change into his clothes
>go to medbay
>Annie Rodgers says hi to me
>say hi back
>'AHH THATS NOT YAHIR, YAHIR HATES ME, ITS A CHANGELING'
>get lynched by medbay
>get laughed at by deadchat

>>183396291
>implying there's anything wrong with being pushed for not roleplaying as the person you're impersonating as

>>183396835
Don't hate the player, hate the game.

>>183396291
>succ a girl as ling
>impersonate them
>somebody says hello bumblecakes to me
>say hey back
>get lynched because the person I'm impersonating always calls them little dipper in game

>>183396783
Admins give you retardation if you do that, even not over comms.

This is why as a ling you should avoid contact with people as much as possible once you've shapechanged. It's painfully obvious you're not who you say you are once you open your mouth.

>>183397716
>he doesn't tard himself so when he gets ling wang'd everyone notices the ling isn't a retard

>>183397739
as long as you only change into randoms or literal who's your fine

>>183396291
>the entire point of ling is in theory to be a shapeshifter imitating members of the crew so it can get it's objectives done
>ergo a ling SHOULDN'T be punished if it fails at impersonating someone who has obviously identifiable verbal tics or mannerisms
I honestly wish you could get away with killing shitlings over shit impersonations.

>>183397716
>he doesn't mute himself so when he gets ling wang'd everyone notices the ling isn't a retard

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>that feeling when, despite the odds, you successfully impersonate a high profile static fag because you've seen them do the same things every round and know their verbal ticks

Ha ha yes *sniffs your waifu*

>>183397716
>he doesn't constantly fuck up his job so when he gets ling wang'd everyone notices the ling isn't a retard

>>183399789
based ling actually impersonates

>>183399789
who's the static anon

>idea
>two layered station
>engineering across two decks
>connected by a shuttle/lift and ladders
>extensive maint and dorms on one level

>>183401918
>idea
>when you code multi z level compatible power net and atmos

>>183401918
>>two layered station
>>engineering across two decks
>>connected by a shuttle/lift and ladders
Sounds like the marine ship on CM.

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>>183401918
>idea

>>183401918
Multi layers is terrible for everyone but assistants and team antags.
It would be the second deff nobody wants to play unironically.
Unless you do >>183402056

>>183396402
>spoiler
not true

>>183396402
Name one dream team

>>183389224
>viro walking about with a monkey is instant lynch
>use syringe to infect pun pun
>people get sick when going to get food

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>>183396291

This is why i don't stand too much around or make sure to take the form of a nobody when being ling. I've yet to get lynched for not acting like certain crewmember, but I've had a few case where i died and had people telling me i wasn't impersonating them well before i came back to life.

>>183401918
I wanted to do this on bay but I would definitely make the default turf solid since it's really shitty with 2d

>tfw shitposting while shitting while at work not working

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>spess begins to derail life
>quit spess
>uninstall byond
-two weeks later-
>have lapse of of will power
>install byond
>have exciting shift as adult diona security cadet
>it's bittersweet because I know spess is bad for IRL
>wake up
>it was only a dream
>mfw

>>183404086
Oh my god...

>That shuttle
I didn't know MoMMI bars could be so deadly.

Isnt two air locks suppose to be a buffer for ZAS? I built two and still when I opened and waited for it to close before opening the next one it still zas'd everyone.

>>183404086
give us a shoutout when you're on trial for murdering your family with a toolbox and banana peels

>>183396291
There's like one person on the server that uses an accent and its not even good, just annoying. Just kill them and speak like a retard and nobody will no.

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>>183404086

>tfw did everything in spess
>tfw trying to find something new to do but get bored
>tfw still come back because spess bite is great

i wish i had antagonist more

>>183404353
well, there is air in this small chamber too

>>183404550
how do you know when the air in between has been compromised?

>>183404353
Make a fucking uvent to repressurize it.

>>183404410
sure thing

>>183404601
You don't, that is why ZAS so scary.

>virologist spread all of his starting viruses
>couldnt even cure them
I think some assistant did it faster than him

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>>183404601
This thing, you know of it?

>>183404820
also CMO going braindead and doctor catatonic in front of infected people

>>183404908
ah true, but still this doesn't seem to happen when people are coming in and out of the airlocks normally. Im guessing someone left the doors open too long

>>183405014
Did you set the door timing to abnormal so they shut faster? That's how all the external airlocks start out.

>>183404086
>it was only a dream
jesus christ dude

>>183405124
yeah thats what it was set to, I guess ill just use the atmos analyzer from now on

why is everyone in game such a bully >_<

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post your antag list

>>183405565
The player base is largely made of austists who got bullied irl. These people get off bullying people on this online game since they are always the victim irl.

>>183405662
>Always
Alium
Ling
Operative
Rev
Tator
Vamp
Wiz
Commando
>Never
Blob
Malf
Vox

>>183404086
I dreamed of space once, I accidentally ick ocked and got banned

>>183405726
>replying to shitpost
>austists
>caring about what people say about your ebin oc
no anon, you are the austists

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>>183405662

>>183405565

> >_<

here's your problem, anon

why are there two discords

>>183406134
whats wrong with it :c

>>183406423
everything
do you by any chance use "!" a lot when speaking in ss13?

>>183406638
I sometimes do :>

>>183405953
>replies to shitpost complaining about people replying to shitpost
>acts like a grammar nazi
>caring about shitposting to the point of replying.
No anon, YOU are the austists.

>somebody calls me a retard
>they use your instead of you're
I pointed out their minor grammar mistake and then the entire crew high fived me, arrested the guy and we spaced him. The admins personally bwoinked me and said "you're the next tinky the clown" and everyone loved me forever.

>>183404086
>play spess pretty much 24/7 for years
>dreams about spess
>mostly die because forgot internals
>eventually quit because all the people you used to play with have quit
>come back years later
>it's starting again
you and me both, anon

>>183407010
>being about to distinguish between your and you're in IC speech
nice OOC ICK you idiot

>>183407450
>Didn't capitalise the N at the start of the sentence
>Didn't end the sentence with a period.
Nice grammar dickwad, your argument is invalid now.

Hey guys the internet's busiest WFU nerd here, give me somebody to review in depth.

>>183407885
Jean Blancy!

>>183407885
Surfer and Emilia!

>>183407885
I don't want an indepth review, could you tell me instead how do the WFUs smell like?

>>183407885
Pick a waifu from the Shiggy collection for a review! And not one of the overused ones either, pick a classic or an underdog!

>>183408297
I don't know anyone from the shiggy collection except Mallory Brooks, who is in the collection?

>>183408367
A lot of people!
Like me!

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>>183404086

>week before Deity remade Cult
>having a shit time each time i am cult
>get a dream that i own a mansion in the middle of the desert
>me and my bros are all in cult robes
>head cultist comes into the mansion and chant in the name of Nar'Sie
>we spread cult runes all across the mansion
>also make sure these runes are not so easily seen by people
>Cult metal band prepares the show while people are coming in
>we end up partying too much to even convert people
>wake up, everyone is wasted on the floor including me
>cult runes everywhere
>janitor that wasn't even cult is cleaning them off like it's completely normal
>go outside
>singuloose in the fucking parking lot
>wake up for real

>Honky gets banned for WGW without any vulgar words
>considered erp
>meanwhile reading the actual text which involves shoving a toy up your ass and pissing everywhere isn't
Satisfactory memes
What a safe space this server has become

>>183405662
>never
Malf
Rev
Changeling
>always
everything else

>thread hates my static
>discord likes my static

what does it mean?

>>183409818
mustard is a little bit of a dummy

>>183409818
>uploading pictures of yourself literally fucking a cat
>"just a prank dude! Honk! Why am I banned lol"

>>183407885
I held on to my Angelite and Angel Hawke stocks way too long and now they've both plummeted in value. With at least Angelite back do you think there's hope for my portfolio or should I cut my losses and switch to
the SIL market?

>>183409908
Which one

>>183409908
Post him/her

>>183409908

it means that you need to post who you are in order to get some (you)s

>>183410138
it's not like he was doing /me shoves runtime up his tight asshole

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>The retarded Russian guy who always played clown god banned
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>183410318
Angelite stocks are over, no hope for recovery
Buy into Valkyrie, it is the best investment

>>183410424
But he was implying it

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>>183404086
>roll vampire at round start
>get some succs but dont kill them
>win most of the station over with charisma, crew actually plays along
>have the subverted AI core decorated as my personal chambers with tons of luxury
>some of the leftover non loyal crew get an ERT
>death squad comes, all with Belmont last name
>instead of pulse rifles they come with Vampire Killer whips and other vampire hunting implements
>i order the AI to make the station dark
>one last Belmont arrives at AI core where a tough battle ensues and i'm defeated
>fun all around
>wake up
>fell asleep at my keyboard
>remember that an assistant chloralspaced me 10 minutes in

Why can't I have these rounds in reality?

>>183410525
people imply lewd things all the time and no one does shit about it
it was just a prank for the newsfeed, which isnt even forced upon any one

Reminder to buy into Rin WFU stocks for her big return

>>183411013
aren't they banned from almost every other major ss13 server? how are they going to get a reccomendation lol

>>183410991
>it was just a prank

>>183411219
S E T T L E D
I N
D I S C O R D

>>183410342
>>183410352
>>183410415
You thread posters hate me, I've seen you say it. I'll post my static on discord a lot and only get nice responses

>>183411309
pain said he would never make that mistake again, rin isn't coming back lol

>>183411219
She got unbanned from /tg/

>>183411346
Take thread hate with a grain of salt.

>>183411346
Take discord love with a grain of salt.

>>183411397
>Don't bother appealing this without a GLOWING voucher from another, similar server, on the off chance there's one out there you still aren't banned from.

See >>183411426

Just give it time.

>>183411397
>mistake
What happened with rin?

>>183411426
>she
its a guy
and i just read their appeal. they have to pick up zero notes for 6 months unless they're banished again. and in a month and a half they picked up notes on bay
they are fucked dude, don't get your hopes up

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>>183410138
Ok so every time someone gives someone the succ as ling ban them automatically because their sprites were over one another
Ban people for being naked at any point during a round
Ban anyone who does surgery on the groin region
All because I IT CAN BE INTERPRETED AS S S LEWD SEXXU
Meanwhile when your waifu does a literal striptease it's okay because """""girl""""" diplomatic immunity
I legitimately hope you die
dissapear into a fucking gutter you oversheltered, double standard cunt

>>183411583
>thread
Banned shitposters
Kolith
Angry autists that hates everything

>discord
Regular players
No Kolith
A few spergs but mostly nice people.

>>183411219
they aren't banned from bay I think

>>183410525
>"suit sensors errybody"
>greyshit mcgee says "lick a chode lemonman"
>no bannu
really makes me drink

>>183411739
She made a few honest mistakes, the thread shitposted and she got a perma

>>183411346
Take it with a grain of salt.

>>183411980
there's the >she again
it's a dude and he were a terrible player

>>183411949
>bay

they got banned from here for being a powergaming, validhunting, line toeing shit

:think: a bit, how long do you think rin will last in fucking bay of all places

>>183411901
There's no way to misinterpret what the clown tried to convey, even though he didn't spell it out. You can stop acting dumb now, no one is buying it.

>>183412094
they picked up a semi major note in a month but didn't cop a ban. they managed to get unbanned on /tg/ and are probably back playing there and will fall into their old ways soon enough

>>183411346

>You thread posters hate me, I've seen you say it. I'll post my static on discord a lot and only get nice responses
>everyone that post on the thread says the same thing

but anon, everyone has different saying. /vg/ isn't one person. Of course you'll get more (you)s on the discord, but people on these have a name

>>183412094
He also got banned from CM and some furry server

>>183412637
What are you implying my good sir?

>>183411901
>>183412449
I think we are all forgetting the real reason for the ban, which was because the clown was an underaged Russian shitter who barely knew how to type English. The admins were looking for any excuse to ban him.
They would've rule 0'd him if they weren't cowards.

>>183412637
Okay, will you rate my static?
I'm not the person you're responding to btw.

My static is a girl

>>183412831
Shitter clowns are never a bad thing, nobody who ever plays clown here does anything interesting, not even slipping sprees.
>>183412449
Yea but if I stand on a naked chick's corpse and slam her into the window repeatedly as I fill her mouth with ass gas I won't get banned
Unless I'm a clown

>>183411739
Too robust for the server

>>183413094
If you really can't tell the difference between those examples, you're not smart enough to play on this server.

>>183413391
There is no difference, both can be interpreted as sexual in nature
but you, the chosen retard, choose specifically not to in order to try and flare some imaginary point you seem to think you have

>>183408367
Meryl Gould
Hazel Reilly
Alisa Rosensteel
Madeleine Highlands
Nicole
Ginger Beach
Talisi Oranha
Mallory Brooks

Damn, I had a lot of why-fies.

>>183415139
:\ where's the blue haired one...

>>183415139
How many actually erpd tho

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>>183404086
>tfw had a nightmare that a bunch of anons left bad feedback/participated in showing logs to get some admin deadmined
>nuke responds to the thread saying we are all liars and will receive a perma ban with no chance to ever appeal
>we all get perma'd forever
>wake up in a daze unsure if it was real life

>>183412449
I don't think it's at all fair to say he was RPing fucking the cat any more than, say, a mime emoting sucking a dick is RPing sucking a dick.

>>183415190
Right, almost forgot.
Julia Brandt, the blue haired devil.
>>183415220
Like three or four my dude

>>183415139
>ginger beach
It doesn't count as a why-foo if they don't reciprocate.

>>183415139
>all shit

Shiggy left at a bad time, 2017 is a good year for WFU

>>183415441
can't believe you FORGOT

>>183415402
Who was that mime? did you ahelp it?

>>183415441
>3-4
Not bad

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>>183415616
No, I banned him. It was a trialmin ban right after some other sex emote ban so I was trying to uphold that. It was 2far and it was lifted by Aurx

>>183415578
Oh SHIT I'm sorry
>>183415479
Fuck OFF, they were cute.

Also free Leonid, you guys are fucking retarded when it comes to the ERP bogeyman.

>>183416156
the damage is done shiggy, it's too late

>>183416156
You're usually kinda retarded tbqh but you're not so bad on this. Don't fug the cat but he didn't fug the cat.

>>183415479
>all shit
hey i thought i was a decent waifu

I remember I did an "anatomy appreciation week" and smoothtalked my way into getting all the females on the station to pose naked for me

Then I uploaded it to the newscaster and didn't even get banned
In fact one came as some NT rep wanted copies and collected them personally

Plenty of good waifus recently, any good new husbandos?

>>183417695
can you stop shitposting you fucking faggot

>>183417610
Should I do that tomorrow, what females should I specifically get?

fuk u HoS I wear what I want

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>beginning of the game, we got an actual force of 3 security officers, a HoS and a detective
>End of the game, the security officers are god fucking knows where, now it's decreased to a security officer who just arrived, the detective and the HoS against blob, syndie pizza delivery and adminbus memery
thank god we called

>>183418307
>fuk u
Get this child out of here.

>cleaning blood
>put a wet floor sign down on the square
>sec comes running by
>yells at me that we dont need cleaning and that we have ops and tries to stun me with an egun
>he misses
>there were no newk ops
>mfw

>some guys steals my mop
>tries to weld me in a locker when i try to get it back
>slip him later and he beats me almost to death with a crowbar
>calls shitcurity when he gets arrested

>>183418486
someone give this grandpa a diaper, he's gonna shit himself

>>183418365
the only missing sec was mike who retired from the force, the admin bus memery was not met with force because it didnt need it
I very almost nailed the blob core in xenobio but didnt have the firepower

>>183418365
that blob at escape was my favorite
what a wild ride

>>183418549
playing janitor is brutal because you either get yelled at for wet floors or yelled at for not cleaning

>>183418559
Are you actually hurt from being called a child?
God that proves it. Just give me your parents number so I can have a talk with them.

>>183418549
There was an "op" though, a pizza delivery man in an op hardsuit.

>>183418549
>>183418643
shh, you're gonna trigger that guy who copypastes MUH HEAL WITHOUT SLIPPING guide

Why did so many engineers want to attack peaceful busses? We just want to prank.

janitor is all about slipping, fuck the bitch's who use the soap and space cleaner

t. beta who uses soap and space cleaner

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damn i fucking love fuura's journalism

>>183418643
>AI says to evacuate escape about a minute before it wrecks you all
>nobody listens

>>183418549
I told that guy to buy you a crate since i didn't have evidence on any shenanigans but i wanted to atleast make peace between you guys
He runs away and bolts himself like a faggot, i stuncuff and talk it out in interrogation
He mentions you trying to kill him with a welder
I tell him i see no damage
He says he tooks kelotane
Analyzer shows no foreign elements on his blood (or does it just say that when you have hyperzine?)
He asks me if i know what Kelotane is
He starts being a faggot about it
I give him two minutes
When i release him he disarmspams me and pushed me, then starts beating me in the face with a crowbar, by this point i knew there was no point in being nice or atleast, neutral.
So i lasered him to death and get him to cloning
Don't know if that makes you feel better or something, guy was a real shitter

>>183418997
thanks!
it makes me super happy whenever I see someone at a newscaster once I've just published a story

can someone tell me what flashbangs actually do to a blob?

Post a job that should be removed for being useless and only played by shitters, ill start.

>Detective

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>>183383067
Some kind of venerated skeleton outfit for plasmamen would be really cool.

>>183419036
I hope you didn't return his gear when you brought him to cloning.
t.not the janitor

>>183419247
Clown

>>183419232
not enough to justify knocking down half the people trying to help

>>183419232
nothing anymore

>>183419169
Keep up the good work senpai
You can make boring situations sound fun in your reports

>>183419247
wrong

>chaplain
>jounalist
>IAA/Lawyer

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>>183419029
>tfw i free-wheeled out of the station in the left pod alone because it was breached, meanwhile everyone else got stuffed in the right pod

>>183419247
detective is fine just very niche
IAA is absolute shit

>>183419232
They do AOE damage to it, but it's not great unless you have a gorillion flashbangs.

>>183419371
are you the adachi guy in game??

>Leonid banned
What the fuck happened? He's an innocent soul.
>Playing WGW
Since when the fuck is this bannable??
The guy is mentally challenged he doesn't know what he's doing, cmon.

>>183419495
Fuck off Sarca.

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>>183410473
I'm not sure if I should be sad or happy.
He had a true aura of innocence but was also a complete fuck head at the same time.

>WHY YOU SLIP ME MIME. YUER A SHIT MIME! PLAS STOP.
>immediately goes and attempts to disposal someone and accidentally disposals himself because h dragged the wrong sprite
>the guy he was pushing just casually stands up and clicks the flush button
>autistic screeching over the radio as he bangs through the pipes.

>>183419338
That's pretty much the exact reason I do it so I'm glad you think so
I usually find myself getting bored with most jobs or unable to find something to do so being a reporter gives me an excuse to run all over the station looking for stuff/people to interact with

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>>183419710
I hope he comes back. It was great but also shit. But also great.

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>>183419473
Dunno, am i?

>>183419918
if you are, you're a rude dude.

Am i a shitter if i don't wear security hud as the detective?
I don't like the look of them.
security hud lenses for incognito wheeeen?

>>183420084
Not at all. But the detective should have them to set someone he sees to arrest and let Officers deal with them so he doesn't have to make an arrest or rely on braindead sec officers listening to comms.
Also beepsky

>>183419459
you know how much health the core has, and if it regens?

>>183420084
I usually wear sunglasses but hudsunglasses are really useful for the instant setting to arrest and adding of comments to people.
You're not a shitter, you're just not perfect.

What coat do you wear, brown, black, blue or red?

>>183420084
It helps a lot setting people to arrest, thats technically your job, its not something you have to wear, but its really helpful instead of shouting .s X IS A MURDERER which can be lost in a sea of text or not be heard by anyone at all

>>183420315
Blue.
is there a black one? Where?

>>183420571
Black one exists on deff or is default if you pick gumshoe.

I use blue too because blue is best

>>183420638
>pick gumshoe
>you're don't have the Detective title
hard is life of someone trying to be stylish.

>>183420760
You also have the noir gene, so everything is black and white.

>>183420874
that's pretty gay

>>183419036
oh i knew that guy as a real shitter, i spent a good amount of time taunting him, he will get banned if he keeps that up

>>183420874
>>183420638
Any way to get an actual black suit jacket without having to be gumshoe with meme eyes?

>>183421512
>be on deff
That's it.

>>183418721
I'm not even him lmao
don't shit yourself grandpa

monkeymode is fucking _fun

http://www.strawpoll.me/13499465

monkeymode is shit

1 hit kills are OP

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>monkey mode
>AI gets custom law to kill monkeys and nuke the station
>he just bolts doors and electrifies them

wew

>>183420315
Brown is objectively best.
Detective's armour in second, but giving up the two pockets isn't worth it.
Forensic jackets can both go and stay go.

monkeys able to shoot guns when?

How exactly does monkey mode work?

>>183422039
When you make a bottle of methylin pills and hide it before you get turned.

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>hide in xenobio trying to get a green slime so i could barricade myself with hella slimes around
>never made borers before, somehow manage to set it up
>have two borers in me
>station gets nuked, apparently borer chems made me survive the blast

Sorry if I was a boring host also

>>183419169
I really enjoy the juxtaposition of your super-positive writing while covering some grim or macabre subjects.

>>183421967
then why did they literally all die

>>183422120
monkeys bite people, they become monkeys

goal is to make everyone monkies and get to centcomm, or kill all monkies/survive

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>>183419247

detective is fine, Internal Affairs Agents on the other side are pretty shit

99% of the time they're played by shitheads who abuse their access to valid hunt without the luxury of being a security officer. Not to forget most just recall the shuttle the instant someone say "RECALL" despite all the shit crippling the station.

I've yet to see a IAA that actually did fun gimmicks without trying to valid and fuck around with people.

>>183421967
we killed them all and it became a retarded hunt for npc monkeys

>>183422168
monkies should be able to shoot guns anyway tbqh

>>183421882
People who dislike monkey mode:
>attention whoring RPers
>people who tinker with engineering/science/atmos/toxins (something better done on a local server)
For those who play this game for the adrenaline rush resulting from in-game conflict and the finality of death monkey mode is awesome, as is highlander, nuke ops, aliens, and the rare quality adminbus. The people who dislike it just play SS13 to be a "comfy" spaceman and are basically subhuman.

>>183422393
i just want it to take more than 0 seconds to turn my man

the mode is essentially assistants with syringes

>>183422180
everyone survived it, nerd

Are monkeys in monkey mode distinguishable from the monkeys in genetics, virology, or the monkeys produced from monkey cubes?

>>183422393
>playing a 2d atmospherics simulator for valids and antag rolls
how sad is your life?

>>183422543
Nope, the only difference is that they can move on command. So you can play dumb and look like a CKEYless monkey.