/twg/ Total War General

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>>183275362
what is this faction, tilea?

REDDIT ROME

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>>183275362

Dogs of War when?

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>>183275362
5th for SCHEMES

Rome is cuck central desu

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History and fantasy living in harmony I wonder if Wood Elves are getting a third LL as part of the "everybody gets a little something".

>>183275494
Hopefully never if it's all as gay as that guy.

>>183275582

It's gonna be Sisters of Twilight

>>183275494
probably when ___________________never

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>Nagash still not announced

>>183275597

Say that to my face fucker, not online and see what happens.

When is Norsca released?

DAWI FROM ANUDDA SHOAH

>>183275664
You'd have to leave the gay bar first, so it's never gonna happen.

>>183275489

You can see their stats, what abilities they have, what animations they use, how they fair in combat etc.

But yes, let's continue sucking off CA and arguing over reddit. Much better

>>183275671
maybe tomorrow

or maybe the 10th of August

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post screenshots my dudes

>>183275494
Pirazzo lost legion is already in TWW2. Marios and Luigi vs Bowsers and Koopas soon.

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>>183275362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVtCRmve3QU
This guy comes up, slaps your general's horse's ass, and this song starts playing. What do you do?

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>CA's computers right now

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Regarding Norsca, I figure the Eagle is Khorne and the Raven is Tzeentch, but which ones are the others? Neither the Hound nor Snake really fit Nurgle or Slaanesh.

Also, we're getting Norsca, an army that has never existed as an entity seperate from Chaos Warriors, before Chaos Dwarfs! Ha!

>>183275582
I'm so happy we are finally getting him.

CA ARE PERFECT IN EVERY WAY YOU ALL LEAVE MY PRECIOUS CA ALONE

Honestly, they shouldn't release any footage or anything leading up to release, it doesn't change how soon we'll get to play it.

>>183275865

Hound = Khorne
Crow = Nurgle
Serpent = Slaanesh
Raven = Tzeentch

>>183275754
>sucking off CA
This has been my attitude towards reveals (and yes, gameplay info is still a reveal, it's called a gameplay reveal, as opposed to an actual release) for over a decade.

>>183275865
Where are you getting these animals from. Also, the hound seems like a better fit for Khorne.

>>183275865
>I figure the Eagle is Khorne and the Raven is Tzeentch, but which ones are the others? Neither the Hound nor Snake really fit Nurgle or Slaanesh.

Literally why would the Eagle be Khorne?

Khorne is the Hound (Bloodhound), Slaanesh the serpent (sensous), Nurgle the Crow (death and decay), Tzeentch the eagle (sees all).

>>183275865
Hounds are diseased and follow in the wake of war (human suffering). Serpents are phallic and poison people... and get eaten by eagles ;)

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>>183276061
>Hounds are diseased
wat
>Serpents are phallic
WAT
>;)
GET OUT.

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SUCCHORSE WITH TITS

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>>183275582
Soon.

>>183275921
>>183275987
>>183276061
I don't think /twg/ is very good at worshipping Chaos.

>>183276061
>Hounds are diseased
Mudslime please go and stay go.

>>183276209
She looks like a slut desu

>>183276241

says you

>>183276265

No shit, she's an elf.

>>183275865

>One of Tzeentch's titles is literally "The Raven God"
>They make him a completely different bird

Autism = Triggered

>>183276061
>Hounds are diseased and follow in the wake of war (human suffering).

t. Ahmed.

I want a mod that adds daemons to chaos RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>183276265
South American artists literally only draw sluts.

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Daily reminder that Malekith a good boy who dindu nuffin.
It was literally all his mother's fault.

>>183275521
This desu, how many wives sons we're adopted and made leaders by the cuck roman leaders who didn't have any children of their own.

>>183276241

What are we good at?

>>183276404
Shitposting

>>183276404
Memes.

>>183276206
>twin dildos style

>>183276254
>>183276201
>>183276323
Ok. Have fun going up to a stray dog and getting bitten then dying from the infection. I have dogs, and I love them. I would not, however, trust some random stray running around. Wild dogs are more dangerous than wolves.

>>183276241
We are pure and simply lads, heretical jibberjabber is beyond our comprehension. Truly we are blessed.

>>183276351
>moom not now I'm posing for the troops so they'll know how badass I am

>>183276404

Hammer and Anvil
and other complex battle tactics

>play we
>fight beastmen stack
>lose
>get a little hard at the idea of wardancer prisoners being raped and impregnated by massive horsecocks and dragged on by the horde as sex slaves for the rest of their lives

i wish i wasn't such a degenerate

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>>183276209
>Everqueen and handmaidens are DLC

Best healer and best ranged units in TT.

Fuck you CA!

>>183276318
Likely because the raven is too similar to the crow and they could come up with anything better than the crow or a rat to symbolize nurgle's pestilence.

>>183276504
There's nothing more badass than fucking your mom anyway.

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Should I try to kill off the heroes or their troops first?

>>183276560
I bet you lost partly on purpose just for the imagery you disgusting sissy cuck.

>>183275858
How did that get in there and why is it stuck or the side

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>>183276560
Anon, you make me feel ashamed on your behalf.

>>183276404
being autistic faggots

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Fantasy was a mistake.

>>183276619
Juggalo spotted.

>>183276560
I think it may be time for CA to revoke your Welf purchase. You have some issues.

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>>183276504
Imagine being Malekith in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Mother, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both as Witch King and as a son." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his torture chamber. Like seriously imagine having to be Malekith and not only stand menacingly in that gateway while Mother flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks she got birthing you and dirty, leathery skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that barefoot walk. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MORATHI LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her mannish fucking hag face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of high elven maidens and slaves and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Nagarythe. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled ancient stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with blood sacrifices in the previous months. And then the trailer director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person on this pathetic little island before Alith Anar could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Malekith. You're not going to lose your future phoenix throne over this. Just bear it. Hide your face behind a mask and bear it.

>>183276620
Their troops are going to die first no matter what you try to do. Try to keep the witch hunter from shooting your horrors though.

>>183276614
Why not a scavenger, like a wild dog, a worm, or a Vulture (Bird but different then raven)?

>>183275865
>norsca never existed
Falseflaggers pls go

>>183276560
Hot.

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>>183276718
I like Skarsnik's pointy hat better.

>>183276560
Hot.

>>183275865

Chaos dorfs are for 3rd game you baka.

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>>183276560

>monster on elf

Anon, you have like the most boring and vanilla fantasy imaginable.

>>183275865
The eagle is slaanesh, because its beauty incarnate but also savage
Raven is tzeentch because AHHH
The hound is khorne because he literally has a unit called bloodhounds of khorne
The snake is nurgle because poison

>>183276795
Norsca has been a part of Warriors of Chaos since the Chaos split.

>>183276853
That looks dumb.
Skarsnik is dumb.

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>>183276560
>Not just playing Beastmen and razing their whole forest while stroking yourself to the thought of it the entire playthrough.

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>>183276881
>another whole year of making fun of chorfs
>followed by chorf bullying in the game
Good times.

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the entire fucking game showed up in my province

>>183276560

How new. You know there are dozens of nip games that let you play through this scenario as the girl right?

>>183276945

YOU'RE DUMB

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>>183276905
>The eagle is slaanesh, because its beauty incarnate but also savage

>>183276975
Enjoy the horror that is the Dawi campaign.

>>183276945
NO YOU'Z STOOPID!

>>183276682
Your life was a mistake.

>>183276969
>chorf bullying in the game

They should be great in game really. Dorfs with bigger siege guns, shotguns, monsters and orc slaves.

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>>183276975
>"We're surrounded! At last, we can avenge grudges in all directions!"

>>183276991
I don't suppose you happen to know any translated good ones?

>>183277024
Have you never seen an eagle rip up flesh from a twitching body

>>183276945
I fink you look mighty stupid, 'oomie. Gonna stab you right in ya' gob.

>>183277164

It's not like there are generals for this or anything.

>>183276560
Jahans go and stay go

>http://warhammerfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Ghouls
>"Not as scary as they look, but you have to be careful of those poisoned claws. I could never work out whether they were really Undead or not either. Not that it's too important, you can kill them easily enough with cold steel, no need for sex, magic weapons and spells."
>no need for sex
Is this a reference to something or does the quoted mercenary captain literally fuck vampires to death?

>>183275865
>Eagle
Khorne because eagles are brutal monsters
>Crow
Tzeentch because a raven isn't much different to a crow
>Serpent
Because Slaanesh has a few penis tit-snakes
>Hound
Nurgle because Muslims, UK and dogs being unclean or some shit

>>183277164
>translated

If you need to ask, it doesn't exist

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>>183277279
Can you blame him?

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CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS

>>183277279

Captain Shultz was a renowned Munger.

>>183277243
I'd rather avoid lurking any hentai generals if at all possible.
>>183277328
>eagles are brutal monsters
They aren't a bit more brutal than any other predator, and are mainly scavengers anyway. The eagle is Tzeentch because it flies high above and sees everything. The crow is associated with battlefields and eating the flesh of the fallen.
>>183277343
Damnit.

>>183277456
What's a Munger?

>all of this autism could've been circumvented by using a raven and a vulture instead

>>183277616
Try erogedownload

>>183277752
I bet it was on purpose to keep the community buzzing.

>>183277712

>The acitvity, rumoured to have become something of a craze in early 1990s LA, of disinterring a fresh(ish) female corpse and postioning one's open mouth around the pubis whilst one's friend takes a running jump at the body bringing both feet down heavily on the stomach cavity and supposedly causing a jetstream of internal matter to issue from the vagina and into the mouth of the 'mungee'. The effluvia should be fully swallowed and ingested for this to qualify as an authentic 'mung'.

>>183277752
>current year
>worshipping gods not winds
Wew lad

>>183277616

>I'd rather avoid lurking any hentai generals if at all possible.

All the resources are in the OP anyway you fucking dumbo.

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>>183276718
Underrated.

>>183277139

Why does he look like ass ingame?

>>183277780
You my main man.
>>183277812
I bet Nurgle is behind this.

>>183277812
>LA
10PM curfew wasn't early enough

>>183277849
>worshipping winds and not a waifu
It's the current year, you churl.

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CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS
CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS
CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS
CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS

>>183277812
I refuse to believe this was done

>>183277812
Who would do this

Why

Why?

>>183277328
>eagle
Slaanesh because beauty
>crow
Tzeentch because Sarrothael was LITERALLY a crow in the first game
>serpent
Nurgle because poison
>hound
Flesh hound of Khorne
REFUTE THIS MOTHERFUCKERS

>>183277812
That's kind of hot

>no stuff today
I might as well kill myself then

>>183277812
why

>>183278096
>Tzeentch because Sarrothael was LITERALLY a crow in the first game
It was a raven that turned into a vulture.

>>183278083
>LA
You've seen their gay prides haven't you and Charles Manson lived there

>>183278096
The Sarry was a raven, which is known for seeing all, The eagle is much better. Also, the snake is associated with sin.

>>183278139
But then you wont be able to see the stuff tomorrow.

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>>183277812

>>183278139
Do it, give your soul to Morr or one of the Chaos Gods or someone else I don't really care

>>183278212
>implying tomorrow is the day

>>183278195
Flamboyant faggots and eating the regurgitated vomit of corpses are two very different things.

>>183277812
Then people ask why elves and dwarves hate us

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>>183277812

>>183278279
its just american autism my friend

>>183278254
Every tomorrow has the potential to be a today.

>>183278096
Snake is slaanesh or it is at least in 40k

>>183278254
It literally is though

>>183278254
Don't give up hope, tomorrow we will have so much stuff that we can barely process it all.

>>183277812

>the city of Los Angeles

>>183278083
>>183278160
Don't kinkshame, if you get turned on by the thought of beastman fucking rape you can't judge.

>>183277812
Should just nuke California for this blight

>hound
Khorne. You're beyond saving if you can't accept this.
>snake
Slaanesh. See above.
>crow
Probably Nurgle? Of the remaining two, I'd say that a crow has the stronger association with carrion and death.
>eagle
Probably Slaanesh just by method of elimination.

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>>183277812
>the land of the free

America was a mistake.

>>183278418
gee Slaanesh how come the eye of terror lets you have two totems

>>183278389
>kinkshame
To even have a suitable corpse you need to either work with corpse preparation, or kill someone.
>>183278418
But what about Tzeentch anon? Nah I know, just fucking with you.

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Total War Saga when

>>183278389

I get turned on by the thought young men and Elf MILFs making love, can I judge?

>>183278418
Eagles are more associated with blood than dogs. Dogs are also scavengers.

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>>183277812

>>183278389
Monster rape is a fairly vanilla fetish, eatingshit and piss + necrophilia + contracting disease goes beyond that

>>183277812
I've read this three times now and i still don't understand what the fuck this is.

>>183278565
I want to marry a high elf milf

>>183278565
You sick fuck

>>183278578
Monster rape is way worse. It involves the horrible molestation of an unwilling victim. At least munging doesn't hurt anyone but the mungee

>>183277812
What the fuck am I reading?

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>>183278578
Is this thread full of people like Albert Fitch? like what the fuck

>>183278578
>Monster rape is a fairly vanilla fetish

Not for most people

>>183277812
Wait, from the vagina? That doesn't make any fucking sense. If it was the ass or mouth it'd be one thing.

>>183278705
Elves aren't people, so it's okay.

>>183278705
>>183278741
>not being into rape porn

fuckin normies

>>183278639
>put your mouth right under a corpse's pussy
>your friend jumpkick the corpse in the stomach
>all the shit/piss/bowels inside the corpse go out in a blast and you have to swallow it

Americans sure know how to have fun

>>183278639

>Dig up semi-fresh female corpse
>Strip corpse naked
>Put mouth in front of vagina
>Have other guy jump on the corpse's stomach
>Liquefied, rotten intestines squirt out of corpse vagina and into your mouth
>You then swallow

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>>183278513
>>183278516
You guys just tarnished my reputation as a lorefag. I hope you're happy

>>183278752

He's talking "4chan normie" obviously.

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>all these (yous)

You telling me I was the only one here who knew what munging was?

>>183278775
It's all the internal lining, which will slip out once rot a bit.

>>183278389

Are you really claiming shit like this isn't hot?

https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5600237

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>>183278802
>being into rape porn

Get help.

>>183278752
It's basically missionary position tier vanilla on 4chan standards though, vore and gigantism is probably in the current normal tier fetish for people here.

>/twg/ - Munging General

>>183278741
>>183278752
"Vanilla" rape is an extremely common sex fantasy according to virtually any survey on the subject. Adding a monster isn't that big a step.
>>183278852
Why would intestines exit through your vagina? Intestines are connected to your anus. It's why you shit through your ass and not your dick/vagina.

>>183278741
More than half of this site's users get off to some form of suffering

I'll never understand you sick fucks

>>183278892
You really thought this was common knowledge?

>>183278909
I'm saying both are hot, and both are equally wrong.

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>>183278181
>>183278210
Looks like an albino crow to me
>>183278358
>in 40k
>when the emperor's children use eagle devices

>>183278892
Yes dude, it's fucked up

>>183278928
oh come on, it's not that bad

if it makes you feel any better, I've never fapped to actual rape

>>183278981
Misery loves company.

>>183278964

>Why would intestines exit through your vagina?

Because it's a rotting corpse and it's all turned liquid and therefore isn't attached to anything anymore and will thus exit through the biggest, loosest hole available.

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>>183279003
>cartoon porn is as wrong as desecrating corpses

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>>183278981
I'm in the wrong part of the Internet.

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>>183279034
>https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5600237
Have you ever seen a crow or a raven? Crows have small beaks, ravens have big beaks.

>>183279078
Meh. Neither of them harm anyone unless you're a Native American or some shit.

>>183279034
Have you read Fulgrim? Remember about the part where he gets the daemonic sword?

>>183278181
>turned into a vulture
Just rewatched it and that did not happen, it just ate flesh
>>183278279
>regurgitated vomit
Anon the mouth is around the pubis ie piss, do not that far stranger than people into squirting, which is still insanely fucked up

>>183279178

>Neither of them harm anyone unless you're a Native American or some shit.

You're hurting the family of whoever you're disinterring

Believe it or not, most people aren't wild about the idea of their recently dead loved ones being dug up and used in some degenerate sex act.

>>183279062
>Because it's a rotting corpse and it's all turned liquid and therefore isn't attached to anything anymore and will thus exit through the biggest, loosest hole available.
Isn't that still the ass? Sure, women have to squeeze babies out of there, but unless they die during childbirth their birth canals are going to be extremely tight given how stiff muscle tissue becomes with rigor mortis.

>>183279273
As long as they don't know there's nothing wrong with it. It's no worse than necrophilia.

>>183278571
You know we're in the second millennium right anon

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>>183279293
buddy rigor mortis doesn't apply after a body starts rotting

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Is this thread a slaaneshi thread now?
Like holy shit you people disgust me.

Piss drinking?
Shit eating?
Necrophelia?
Rape?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

This is a fascinating thread.

>>183279220
>Just rewatched it and that did not happen, it just ate flesh
I'm talking about the huge blue vulture demon.
>people into squirting, which is still insanely fucked up
Being into women who squirt on orgasm is not fucked up, it's just a bit weird.

HOLY SHIT
YOU COULD PROBABLY MUNGE WITH VAMPIRE-CHAN

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>>183279490
Certainly better than last thread

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You people need Jesus.

>>183279487

normies get out

>>183279487
Rape is like saying hello, and pissing is R. Kelly-approved.

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>>183279608
Fuck off, Vampire-chan is for hand-holding and properly applying makeup.

>>183279608
Someoen who drinks blood once a week is probably not going to be very moist or rotten.

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BEGONE FILTH

>>183278928
Do you really think humans bothered dating in prehistoric times? Rape was the norm.

>>183279765
VAMPIRE-CHAN IS FOR STOMPING ON

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>>183276945
yooz iz a git!

>>183279062
Its recently been buried so shouldn't be rotten fully
>>183279173
Maybe CA is playing 9D tzeentchian chess you fool
>>183279193
So we'll add the pear of anguish onto Munging shall we?
>>183279526
Normies everyone
He's a lord of change that disguised himself as a crow or raven NOT A FUCKING VULTURE
>>183279807
>in tribal societies where marriage originates from would dating be common or would you just o and rape the other tribe then take the children back once they're born

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AND WHERE WILL THESE OTHER DAWI COME FROM?

FROM ANOTHER HOLD, PERHAPS?!

>>183279765
>still no sfm porn of her

>>183279807
It was more like 'random sex', wanted or unwanted.

>>183279487
we only need pedophilia now for full set

>>183279807
Here we see a victim of Hollywood teenage movies.

>>183277812
I shouldn't come here until after my breakfast has thoroughly digested.

>>183279782
Vampire-chan is partially rotted. She also regenrates fairly quickly. You could probably stomp out those tasty insides once a week or so.

>>183279913
what a shame.

>read about Roman history
>just reached 3rd century

It fucking hurts bros.

>>183276718
Replace "takes" and "sets" with "raids" or "battlefields" and you're golden.

>>183279838
NO.

>>183279908
>no beard

that is no true dawi.

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>>183277812

>>183279889
preshitoric men dragged women by their hair to take back to their caves. That also means that woman is now that guy's wife.

http://trib.al/VMGv7Ne
This talk PLEASURES SLAANESH

>>183279889
>He's a lord of change that disguised himself as a crow or raven NOT A FUCKING VULTURE
It was a raven and it turned into a vulture demon. It was never a crow. How fucking hard is this to grasp?
>normies
Aside from outing yourself as a newfag by saying "normie" instead of "normalfag", I also don't see how being able to tell two very distinct birds apart makes me a normie.

VAMPIRE-CHAN IS UGLY!

>>183278892
I've heard of it but under a different name which I can't recall right now

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>>183279765
What we really need in this game is properly thicc elves.

>>183279954
BY THE GODS YES

>>183278909
What a wonderful website

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THIS IS SLAANESH THREAD NOW

>>183279354

>As long as they don't know there's nothing wrong with it.

How the fuck would they not know?

You think the kind of person who digs up a corpse to swallow it's rotten guts is gonna cover that shit up neat enough that the gravekeeper won't notice?

>>183279954
She isn't going to rot if she regenerates, and she isn't going to regenerate organs into a rotten state.

>>183278928
A lot of women aged 20-40 fap to gangbang porn which is the equivalent of rape porn.

>>183280206
You say that like it's not the gravedigger selling access.

>>183279889

>Its recently been buried so shouldn't be rotten fully

It needs to be rotten sufficiently that the guts have liquefied or the entire practice won't work in the first place.

>>183280094
Answer me a simple question, then. If a crow and a raven are so distinct, then why were guides made to distinguish the two.

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What is the comfiest faction? And why is it Bretonnia?

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>>183280181
GET OUT

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>>183280242
That isn't even remotely similar

>>183280242
>gangbang porn which is the equivalent of rape porn
uhhh

>>183280239
She is at a permanent state of semi rot. She returns to this state after taking damage. You can see her rotting in the game, this isn't rcket science.

I blame CA's technical boobups for this. Had they simply streamed yesterday we'd still be talking about Norsca and Krell.

>>183280181
I'm not sure this isn't more of a Nurgle thing.
>>183280242
No it isn't. And rape fantasies are one of the most common female sex fantasies.
>>183280296
Because of ignorant city dwellers who visit the woods on vacation once a week per year. Not that I've visited any city where you can't find crows. I guess some people are simply that unaware of their surroundings.

>>183280242

>A lot of women aged 20-40 fap to gangbang porn which is the equivalent of rape porn.

Gangbang porn is not equivalent to rape porn.

But luckily for your argument plenty of women aged 20-40 also fap to just straight up rape porn.

"Forced" is one of the most popular porn search terms for women.

>>183280339
>>183280348

It basically is at least in fantasy level if its called gangbang, it just doesn't have that shitty acting like forced sex videos.

>>183280291
Yeah, and for that you'd also need to know how long a corpse has been buried, and then dig it up. The logistics behind this seem improbable.

Is TW:Warhammer a decent starting point to start for someone new to both series'?

>>183280548
That's why it's usually the grave keepers who provide the corpses.

>>183280242
>gangbang porn
Sauce I thought it was blacks according to the last image macro I looked at
>>183280291
Why are you assuming it is liquified guts and not that of remaining urine held in the bladder and blood
>>183280376
>implying people don't ship Krell and Wulfrik
>>183280456
>for women
Is that sex or gender, as if it's gender I'm not at all surprised

>>183280590
Yes.

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>>183280518
You notice how everyone else says you're wrong?
Maybe that should tell you something.

>>183280358
>You can see her rotting in the game
When?
>>183280518
Consensual gangbangs are a thing in real life as well.

>>183280590
Yes. Every game is a good starting point, to be honest.

>>183280590
No play 40k not fantasy and get Dawn of war 2
For total war get Atilla
>>183280660
>shogun
>empire

>>183280601
>Is that sex or gender
What?

>>183280593
They'd lose their jobs and go to jail the instant one of the Mungle'd corpses were found. I don't buy it.

>>183280601
>implying people don't ship Krell and Wulfrik
At least Krell is a nice clean wight without fluids being spewn into oral cavities for the sake of some bizarre fetish.

>>183280590
It is.

>>183280601

>Is that sex or gender

Feel free to show yourself out.

Where the fuck is the Norsca gameplay?

>>183280657
Look at her fucking chest. It's clearly rotting, her veins have gone black. All vampires also rot over time, hence older vampires like Vlad and Isabella looking more rotten than Vamp-chan.

>>183280754
Ed gein got away with that kind of shit for years.

>>183278928
>>183278741
>>183279161
Reddit need to leave, right fucking now

>>183280601
>Is that sex or gender
Well said my fellow liquid-gendered kin.

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>>183280657
Don't listen to that guy, he just has his graphics and texture settings set to low, where everything looks like it's partially rotted.

>>183280817

>Vlad and Isabella looking more rotten than Vamp-chan.

Vlad can control how he wants to look, the nose-less rotted look is his "war-face"

Vampires continue to look like normal, albeit rather pale, humans as long as they get plenty of blood.

>>183280817
I'm not entirely sure how WH vampires work, but since their stolen blood needs to be replenished I imagine the rotting, if it is rotting, is limited to the blood. Blood-starved vampires go feral and can turn into vargheist and stuff like that, but neither involves rotting. And if it isn't rotting blood, then it can easily be explained through simple black magic.

I need all anti-med2fags webms, gifs and screenshots you have.

>>183280918
Their normal faces are blood-illusions. Educate thyself

>>183278892
Anon I'm to so many fetish and I never hear about munging, you must be german to be in that clas of fetish.

>>183280754

They bury the corpses again and unless someone squeals there exactly zero chance of them ever getting found out.

People have done far riskier shit for much lower reward.

This sort of shit is far less likely to be found out than a regular mugging, yet people do those all the time.

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>>183280882
I wasn't aware this site was reserved for broken people

Fuck off desu.

>>183280873
I've never read anything about him mungling anyone.

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>>183281040
That hurts, anon.

Nurgle is literally called the Crow-Father you fools of course he is the fucking Crow. Tzeentch is the Eagle because he see's all.

>>183280601
>Is that sex or gender
?¿

>>183280989

They are not.

>>183277812
Why would anyone do this? Why would anyone THINK of this?

>>183281036
>People have done far riskier shit for much lower reward.
>lower reward
What could be "lower reward" than someone's rotten fucking corpse fluids in your mouth?
>>183281040
That was your mistake, normalfag.

when is whatever that's being revealed today being revealed?

>>183281101
No, but he looted cemetery's for the "parts" he wanted and nobody caught him until he murdered people.

>>183281231
Another day.

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>Vlad will never stomp vampire-chan's guts into your mouth

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>>183281040
>being a proud redditor

>>183281212

>What could be "lower reward" than someone's rotten fucking corpse fluids in your mouth?

We're talking about the grave keepers, they're not the ones eating the liquid guts, they're paid to provide the corpses.

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>>183281212
>this site is only for total degenerates like me, and anyone else is unwelcome! NORMALFAGS! REE!

>>183281309
Vlad would never hit a lady.

>>183281146

>Nurgle is literally called the Crow-Father

Source?

Malagor's title is "Crowfather"

I can't find any references to Nurgle being associated with the title.

>>183281407
>rape porn is degenerate
"Normalfag" is the correct word for your kind, yes. You don't even have to be into it, but simply by being surprised or disgusted by it here on 4chan you're quite clearly a normalfag and a newfag.

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>>183281324
I don't even use reddit you mong.

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>Stomping and slurping on rotten vaginaguts
Vampires are degenerate scum.
Best Undead would never stoop to such a level, even if they had organs to lose.

>>183281417
>mannlet will never stomp Isabella's insides into your waiting tummy
Why live?

>>183279765
Would vampire-chan be a good munging candidate?

>>183281472
>DuckDuck "nurgle crow"
>first result is "Nurgle's Nymphs - The World's Hottest Pornstars"
Should I open it or is this going to end in regret?

>>183281307
wtf

>>183277812
Nurgle please fucking go.

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This is a great plan. We'll out-endure them.

Silly greenskins.

>>183281616
Of course!

>>183281693
Nurgle? Na that's the work of Slaanesh

>>183281630
I once had that same confusion with someone posting on image with that watermark. I chose not to investigate further.

>>183281582
>willingly let others remove your intestines
>implying they aren't going to get nasty with them

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>this thread

PURGE

>>183281513
>your kind

Jesus Christ, get a tucking life outside your basement.

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>>183281729
Uh-oh. Greenskins came prepared.

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Guys you know right fucking now could be a degenerate fucking the corpse of your grandma

>>183281729
Careful, bro. If you lose too many zombies and skeletons your grave guards may crumble due to army loss morale penalty.
>>183281820
You're a normalfag, so your kind is the normalfag kind, what's strange about that?

>>183281513
The only disgusting thing is how some of you sick fucks managed to turn a thread abuout Total War into a "Why rape porn isn't so bad" shitflinging

CA

THIS IS YOUR FAULT

THIS THREAD COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED IF YOU JUST GAVE US NEW STUFF

>>183281864
what the fug

>>183281772
>40k fag is stuck up
Big surprise

>>183281878
hot

>>183281891

I am waaay more worried about my game crashing than losing this battle.

I'm thinking staying this close to the town was a bad idea.

>>183281513
Nobody said anything about being 'surprised', this is exactly the place where I expect things like guro to be totally normal all across the site ever since /g/ got removed, and you're still a degenerate for liking such things and for trying so hard to rationalize it for half of this entire thread

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>>183280139
Already in the game

>>183281913
Nah the people already pre ordered the game and they didn't need to show us the gameplay, I'm sure they don't give a fuck at this point with all of these sheckels in their account.

>>183280731
>women's most common search
How do they define women, by sex or by gender
As trannies often just have auto gyniphillia

>>183281864
Oh shit, are those fanatics? Are they going going to do their chain-dance thing? Could wreck you pretty badly.
>>183281902
Look man, it's all drawings, and rape porn is one of the most common sex fantasies in the world, according to real surverys. You don't even qualify as a normalfag like this, you're some kind of sheltered moralfag.

>>183281913
>inb4 a munging army stance gets leaked

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>>183281891
>Unironically using the term "normalfag"

How pathetic.

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>>183281913
>still two months of this shit

>>183281913
So what you're saying is that you started shitposting in a thread because you're asshurt about a gameplay reveal getting delayed?

>>183282076
>NORMIES OUT REEEE!

>>183281864
>those squiqs happy for all that free food

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>>183282026
>that face

>>183281891
>now just everyone who disagrees with me is a newfag/normalfag

>>183281864
>>183281971
>>183281891
>game crashed

Welp.

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>>183281973
edgy, how is middle school treating you?

>>183281991

Dude, I'm into shit like monster or insect rape for years. But fucking corpses or scat are so fucking disgusting I'd never last watching that crap for 5 seconds.

>>183282116
>two whole months of Total Munge General

>>183282173
>not munging your general before the battle
anon all of this was your fault

>>183280976
Pikes
That's it, and cavalry not causing fear

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>>183282072
>gets leaked
>pic
>>183281991
>acknowledging something's existence is the same as being into it
Yup, moralfag and newfag. Fuck off or grow some skin.

>>183281878
both my grandmothers are alive

although one has such advanced alzheimers that it's hard to think of her as alive

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>>183282065
>it's all drawings

>>183282239
Oh god, munging better not be the new meme
I want G O B L I N S back

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>>183282249
>tumblr image
>normalfag

>>183281982
Why didn't you garrison the walls, then the towers would shred them

>>183282225
Assuming you avoid goreshit in general too, then you're my nigga alright.

>>183282225
Literally who ITT has been talking about being into RL necrophilia? Don't you know how to tell things apart?

>>183282417

It's a custom map, no walls to garrison or hide behind.

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So is history officially dead forever?
Is total war general forever just warhammer general now?

>>183281472
He is referenced as the Father of Crows atleast. Crowfather is just me confusing Malagor but he is definitely referenced as Father of Crows once or twice.

Most references are found here: http://warhammerfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Valnir_the_Reaper

It's pretty minor but is Norsca related. And frankly there is no better animal for Nurgle, as I don't think the Norscans want to fight under the banner of a Fly.

>>183282049
>by sex or by gender
What's the difference?

>>183282409
Death gobbos are for M______

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>>183282416
>newfag
>thinks you should refuse to save or post, or should rename, images just because they're from tumblr
Like pottery.

>>183282494

With the kind of $ fantasy makes? Yes.

Next TW will probably be GoT or D&D.

>>183282417
It looks like the layout for the minor settlement pack, so he's either using that or GCCM which has a few of those too.

>>183282453
Normally I would've said you could use one of the buildings to confuse the AI but with that many Greenskins I doubt it would've worked.

>>183282076
>>183282129
>normalfags come to 4chan
>bitch about being called normalfags

Fucking corpses is weird though