/srg/ - Speedrunning General

Where will you be when Diddeh and Clintstevens bop XLiquidXSquidXEdgeX?

fuck off & die

>>183213161
is ion still our boy

Will anything ever save us?

>>183214238
a gas chamber.

That feel when our boi pie gets fewer viewers that a witwix vodcast

go suck his dick elsewhere cfb

>>183212843
Klaige is a pathetic leftist faggot and a large part of the reason why GDQ LLC is so shitty. Don't bother looking at anything from him.

>>183215867
ok buddy i hear yah but hes the only guy putting out vids for Castlevania: Bloodlines

>>183215867
He's based for banning your autism for GDQ. Stay mad, PVTCB.

>>183212843
All I can find is this: http://tasvideos.org/2114S.html

>>183216075
you're a good guy

>>183216017
game seems pretty dead and cvspeedruns is even more dead (can't remember if that site had any resources or not)
best bet is to ask him yourself or look at >>183216075

>>183216268
time to revive this shit show i guess

>49 by 2018

>freak since '14

>>183216978
he said he dropped that months ago, why do you keep posting

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Trihex PROMISED he would skip Mario Maker and go straight to Zelda today.... What the FUCK?! He's been playing Mario for TWO HOURS

>>183218147
>trusting tri ever
also dropped yugioh too
>tfw you didn't get to see him beat with w/e nostal crap he'd use vs true zoo

>>183218147
You should stop believing that nigger's lies, anime.

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>>183218147
>watching trihex

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our guy

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>>183220097
scared of a green fucking dino

>tfw the kotaku article didn't mention subpixels
>there are going to be a lot of new people who don't know what a subpixel is
damn

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>tfw you think you're supporting a speedfriend but it turns out they're a speedenemy

>>183220606
>speedenemy
>cant handle competition

>>183220732
I said speedenemy not speedrival, doofus

when does ESA start? is it this weekend or next? also will that 40+ yr old battered woman be there again? asking for a friend.

Truly Skilled: NoobKillerRoof
Grind Monkey: Cronikeys
Game: Twitter

The God Gamer Stigma

leave

stay

>>183221263
Wrong. Cronikeys maintains the normie appeal while nkr is just retweeting things to fellow autists.

>>183220606
meows...

Why does Ryuquezacotl make gargling noises when he talks?

>>183221584
they're channeling quetzalcoatl

>squid getting high 28:xx key2 times
>with a high 52 pb
making it really obvious he doesn't practice his upstairs lmao

>>183221817
He does CCM17

>>183221817
kill yourself

>>183221817
kill yourself squid is going to ACE this run (croni here)

>>183221970
even with that in consideration, his upstairs is disproportionately worse than his downstairs. 50 is free with a downstairs like that.

>>183222283
Yeah, it's a classic symptom of 70 star spam with little to no upstairs practice. They always end up having decent basements and shitty upstairs.

>>183222509
your mum has a pretty decent upstairs

LMAO he lost his hat unironically

>>183222509
it evens out, just like diddehs consistency will even out. both methods work. stop crying

>>183222683
>it evens out
yeah, just like how it evened out for Biinny, who gets mid 47 pace basements and then struggles to get a 48:2x.

>>183222778
...after grinding 8 hours a day for 5 years, I should add.

upstairs is just hard, non runners

>>183223003
focus on the run squid

>>183222683
>both methods work
said no sm64 wr holder ever.

>>183223887
- guy who doesnt even play the game

>>183223932
- michael scott

>>183223932
name one sm64 runner who spammed their way to the top lmao

>>183224298
siglemic

>>183224298
no one is doing that.

>>183224698
Siglemic practiced his ass off. He was the first to use gameshark codes, even before the level reset code was made he used the suicide code.
>>183224790
You can't do a bare minimum of practice either.

All of this pointless arguing can easily be avoided if you accept the fact that Super Mario Sunshine is the better speedgame.

>>183224901
no one is going at it with bare minimum practice, this is something you are just blatantly lying about and posting here daily because you are a freak

>>183225054
>no one is going at it with bare minimum practice
Plenty of people do. Biinny is one of the very notorious examples of runners who took like 3 more years to get halfway decent than anyone else did because he spammed runs and refused to practice, and he isn't even good at a hard category.

>>183225207
that's not even true, but even so just stop obsessing over these current players its boring

DQ3 > all

Grinding is a form of practice.

>>183225516
a form of inefficient practice

>>183225516
It helps with consistency.

>>183225516

word.

>>183225617
Only if you complete runs.

>tfw its clear squid will achieve sub 50 in sm64 and the srg goblins will be scrambling around trying to act like they didnt get btfo

>>183225760
>tfw its clear squid will achieve sub 50 in sm64
it's pretty clear he won't lol, at least not anytime soon.

reminder that Squid thought his Ape Escape records meant something and that he would be able to become a top SM64 player in a year because of them

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>>183225718

>>183225846
proof?

>>183225760
I don't think srg will be around in 18000 years

Imagine squid getting the WR in 70 star

imagine shutting the fuck up about squid for five seconds so i can get some god damn peace and quiet

>>183225951
You will still be obsessing then, no doubt.

>>183226093
With people like this putting so much effort into downplaying Squid, you have to wonder, why are they full of so much hate?

>>183225940
>49 by 2018

>>183226198
he dropped that months ago as you've already been told but keep pretending you havent seen it

>>183226143
the meme is too epic, squid would need to somehow get 49 in the next 6 months to save srg

>>183226274
He still believed it and he still tries his hardest to improve his PB.

>>183226268
Bebop is an absolute chucklefuck and is more unlikable than Biinny.

real talk squid will never get sub 50 unless he radically changes his practice and running style
if he doesn't he's going to become the next biiny

>>183226458
more blind lies to fuel more obsessed squid posting, very funny

>he is going to become the next biinny
look how hard this guy is trying to force this

>>183226458
except he's not because bin bin just plays mario to build a twitch following and squid actually gives a shit about speedruns

>>183226847
he also practices a lot and is capable of a massive pb that will shut up this fag forever loooooooooool

jelly729 is going in

Updated /srg/ lore: "Grind monkey" has been replaced by "the next biiny"

>>183226847
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>183226992
how is this not true?

>>183226942
then he needs to autistically monitor videos of good players and grind ils instead of just doing runs convinced that it's just his consistency

>>183226961
focus on the run jelly

>>183227119
thats what practice is faggot and you have no idea if he does that or not why even make these posts whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy die die die

>>183227057
if squid cared about speedrunning he wouldn't disgrace it with his brainless grind monkeying

>>183227339
He still does noob strats all over the place and has shitty, floppy movement on the non-noob strats he does.

>>183227119
runs are a legitimate form of practice

>>183227339
imagine a literal faggot tranny calling someone a faggot

Why are there only 17 viewers in Squid's stream when there are 24 posters in this thread?

>>183227468
the funny thing is that he actually does care but his garbage approach is netting him less gain than someone who faked it

>>183227624
>implying i even know anything about his gameplay while i post about it

>>183227697
this is a meaningless obsession post

Beat his time if you think he's bad, cowards

>>183227624
obsessedfreakxposed

>>183227837
>/srg/ beating his time
LMAO

>>183228252
still my favourite monkeypost

I'd kill to see Squid's attempt count.

you freaks literally live in a fantasy world with your own head canon

>>183227950
word. I wouldn't want to efficiently practice a game I'm not all that interested in haha

>>183228736
You'd want to grind the beginning for hundreds of hours instead? lmao

>>183228736
what an unfunny post

>>183228812
every sm64 runner does this

>>183228926
Not SM64 runners who aren't interested in the game.

>>183228736
>not interested in a game
>play one part of it over and over even though that's mindnumbing as fuck and practice is infinitely more interesting
what

what an absolutely embarrassing thread, fucking hell

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So /srg/, whatcha runnin?

>>183229847
thats a good fucking joke

What is that movement to enter the volcano? He just walked the entire way.

>>183229193
i will either go full autist on a game or not run it at all

>>183230206
lets see your wrs then

>>183230276
>you must have wrs to be a speedrunner

based FUCKING cakeboi

>>183230658
translation: i have none

yeah you really go in pal

Squid is on the run of his life. Prepare to apologize.

Squid is no longer on the run of his life. Please disregard the previous post.

>>183230276
right after you show me yours and puncays

Squid is on a run representative of his skill level. Both of the above posts are sensationalizing a average run.

>>183231125
>puncays
what?

>>183231062
who could have predicted that

>>183231229
he has spent a lot of time on sm64 so he should have a wr right?

Squid blew the run.

>>183232527
He'll get it soon.

>https://www.twitch tv/elipsys
>the Marble Madness WR holder is a fedora-wearing race-mixer
What has speedrunning become?

go blog this shit in his chat fags

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we into this discussion in diddehs stream rn?

>>183232737
imagine letting yoùr twitch.tv handle appear in the chat of a grind monkey

diddeh is so afraid of doing runs its unreal

>>183232903
Practice is more fun.

>>183232896
imagine being so afraid to bring your fantasy world canon to the runners stream itself because you'd be exposed as an obsessed freak who has been posting about you for years

>>183232787
don't say anything. we trained him incorrectly as a joke.

>>183233006
That's an opinion. Diddeh being afraid of doing runs is a fact.

>>183233038
>clueless goons in the thread actually believe he is in good sm64 shape right now

>opinion is fact

DQ3 > SM64

>>183233143
>That's an opinion.
I guess, but it's pretty unanimously agreed upon that SM64 practice is more fun than SM64 runs.

>>183233264
Of course, but that doesn't take away from the fact that Diddeh is scared shitless of doing runs as he's shoved himself into a corner where he's done a lot of gameshark practice but can't play the game for shit without spamming the level reset button.

>>183232787
The monkey has been exposed.

go back to your cord gothic

which are you srg?
do you practice or are you scared of runs?

>>183233349
this is a problem that people face in a lot of speedgames

>>183233249
word
sm64 is such a joke of a game it doesn't even have a cutoff time for being on the leaderboards

>>183233547
It's a problem that Diddeh suffers from greatly. He is not going to be achieving any good times any time soon.

>>183233509
Crying after the first bit of actual SM64 sense gets posted. Pathetic.

>>183233541
neither, I just grind attempts

diddeh more like duhduh lmao

>>183233541
I grind runs before learning any strats or movement. It took me 400 resets to get clippy but then I missed cannonless. one of these days

Diddeh? More like 'What are my chances of getting sub 50?' Diddehleh squat pal LMFAO

Hey, shut the FUCK up!

skeletonbill more like skeletonbased lol

skeletonirrelevant

Diddeh? More like Diddehnt play the game

>tfw u turn to degenerate grind monkeying because u don't have anyone to tell you to just get that pb yo

get help goth

Diddeh? More like I have no idea how to actually run the game and I think I'm really good because of my stitched together SOB

Imagine stitching together your SOB and acting like that means you are really good.

imagine literally any of you actually speedrunning instead of just gossiping about literally whos

>>183235217
These people are actually relevant.

>>183235278
Anything that has to do with SM64 instead of Super Mario Sunshine is completely irrelevant.

>>183235353
this post makes my hands hurt

>>183235627
bone hurtin post

>>183235627
this post is by a freak

https://twitter.com/stealnbread/status/887813974187790336

>>183235913
nice self post

>>183235913
based irrelevant tweets anon

>>183235913
bread why am I not authorized to view your posts

Where will you be when Clunt Stovens bops XLiquidXEdgeXSquid_X?

>>183232787
who is we?

>>183237973
watching a good speedgame/streamer instead

>peaches playing undermeme
DROPPED

>>183238889
>didn't drop em sooner

>>183238889
>peaches
Who? Is he a speedrunner?

>>183240493
how fucking new

>>183240626
I've been here since 2014 retard

>>183240493
Thanks for the late response!

>>183240848
It wasn't that late

>>183241446
shut the FUCK UP

>>183240729
unfortunately 2014 is the precise year that speedrunning died

>>183241584
hey fuck you I thought you were a BOT

based FUCKING ben_cn

>>183242635
why did you spoiler?

>>183242635
he never was

>>183213569
yes

>>183242691

?

>>183243094
why did you de hippie spoiler?

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>>183243202

>>183243202
his name is PICHI

The God Gamer Stigma

go drown art

The Zero Time Dilemma

The Bourne Ultimatum

>>183246496
>>183246623
you're not helping

Bomberman 64: The Second Attack

I Am Bread

>>183247101
I'm dying

>>183247165
omg he put bread on the couch holy fuck

>>183247328
wtf bread doesn't go on a couch how the fuck gdq allow this??????

ESA starts this weekend, right?

>>183252282
Just fucking google it you thick cunt, how many more tomes are you going to post this same question

>>183252519
as many times as it takes to bump the thread before it would die

>>183252625
pathetic faggot

dewd

what and who is this noir person

>>183255521
why didn't you sage?

>>183252935
what did he mean by this?

Which game has the best speedtech

>>183258580
sm64

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ok wtf is this

>>183258860
A man.

>>183258860
a WOman

>>183259494
stfu fucktard

>>183259860
no u bigot

is werster still /ourguy/?

>>183262054
hes raising some german sluts kid, so no

>>183262054
werster will always be our guy

>>183262054
He had the second best Pokemon run at a GDQ. You all know who had the most well received run.

bertin? more like hurtin after uyama laid the smackdown on his ass

lmao remember that one time werster's gf cheated on him with his brother, and his mother helped hide it from him? good shit

moofin? more like muffin after obesity laid the smackdown on his body

ion? more like crion after squid laid the grindown on his wrs

>>183264708
love it when a truly skilled runner comes along and destroys a meme runner so hard that they quit speedrunning

>>183264837
how is that thought related to the post you replied to though?

>>183264943
because thats what happened when squid btfo ion, obviously.

>>183265294
Why did you waste your time putting together this fake, meaningless post?

>>183265484

>>183265475

monkeyposter? more like monkeyexposeder after squid laid the 49 down on the obsessed freak's ass

practice:runs should be 4:1

>>183265803
Your posts get more ridiculous and tired by the day. Have you seen Diddeh? He is literally afraid of runs and is always just doing practice, but because of this he cannot do anything consistently at all because he's so used to just spamming the level reset button on every mistake. He's stitched together his SOB to make it look like he's capable, but in reality, he isn't.

You don't even speedrun, let alone speedrun SM64. Stop acting like you have any knowledge on the topic at all.

>>183265986
Squid has stated many times that he regularly practices. Why do you keep posting this same, untrue post?

>>183266141
This doesn't even make any sense. If you have to resort to these nonsensical posts then you have clearly nothing to come back with.

if the monkeyposter had spent all this time speedrunning instead of mindlessly grinding out monkeyposts he'd probably have beaten squid's time by now

>>183266248
Keep at it, friend. Your strange obsession is only going to destroy you.

If the people who reply to monkeyposter had spent all this time speedrunning instead of mindlessly reacting to the same images they'd probably have beaten everyone in everything by now

What a sad, pathetic little freak. This fantasy head canon he's come up with is probably the only thing keeping him going. What would he do if /srg/ was no longer a thing?

>>183225718
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>>183266312
why did you delete?

>>183262798
not that pokemon HGSS run for sure lmao

>>183268897
thanks for the late response!

>>183266094
>Squid has stated many times that he regularly practices.
Doesn't mean anything without proof. He has no videos of stars, no recorded times, nothing.

>>183270120
thanks for the late response!

>>183270120
>needs to stream/record any practice done to prove it has been done

nice job outing yourself as a stream monster, can you put a trip on next time so i can filter your posts? thanks!

>>183270218
>needs to stream/record any practice done to prove it has been done
Of course you do. Why would anyone believe it otherwise? Evidence of his single star results would suffice. He's sure as shit not getting results in RTA lmao.

>>183270120
lmfao

>>183270120
>you now have to prove practice
the level of stream monster is unreal

>>183271412
Lots of SM64 runners record their practice and upload single star milestones. There is nothing weird about this.

But yes, if you are going to make claims and expect anyone to believe you, you need proof.

>>183271558
no one cares if you believe it buddy

>be me
>be distortion
>casually play through a game a year after its release because you bought it in a steam sale
>like it and decide to run it
>a week later you have the second best time for the game
why is this allowed?

>>183272632
How is this Squid related?

>squid messes up another simple trick
l m a o

he actually named himself SQUID!

>>183271694
Clearly they do. Why else would they get so defensive when people post about his lack of practice?

>that fedora-wearing race-mixing Marble Madness WR holder
lmao

>>183279302
only if you record it

>>183280226
Do you think recording practice is uncommon or something?

>>183280302
lmfao. yes

>>183280474
You must be new to SM64.

if you don't record your practice and you fail to improve after years of 18 hours a day of grinding, why would anybody believe that you practice? lmao

squid just got zapped by a chest in DDD lmao

You don't beed to take part in all thse spread sheets and record every practice session and all this other bullshit to speedrun a video game. This just proves that SM64 runners are autistically above it all.

>>183281317
>You don't beed to take part in all thse spread sheets and record every practice session and all this other bullshit to speedrun a video game.
Nobody said that you do.

>>183281523
Epic backpedal, freak.

>>183281567
Please point out where anyone said what you said.

>>183281635
Get yourself some therapy, obsessed faggot.

>squid stops streaming
>some anon starts policing the thread
really makes me ponder

>>183282063
People calling you out on being a moron is not policing the thread. You are not the thread, you are but an irrelevant, obsessed faggot.

calm down squid, you arent being gangstalked

>>183282786
Birds can't laugh.

>>183283779
???

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>>183229847
It's getting kinda weird.

>>183283879
???

>>183283884
thanks for the late response!

Where will you be when Clunt Stovens and Nindiddeh expose XLiquidXEdgeXSquid_X?

>>183282750
What are you talking about? Get help.

>>183285074
when is the liquidxmonkeyxbarbiexedge wedding taking place?

>>183287897
thanks for the late response!

get help zast

when did you give up speedrunning?

>>183288997
when i discovered the intense joy of licking beanie's hot naked armpits

>implying you ever ran

>>183289549
i run licking beanie's hot naked armpits every night

>>183282786
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>>183288463
why did you delete?

*shoots you out of the air*

*impact creates a crater*

someone post monkeys

>>183291940
>>183293710
why did you delete?