/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

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POST CUTE BARS

mrpain is bae fuck the haters

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Clown = Me
Not Clown = Pain

kys pain

mrpain is gay fuck the adulators

MrPain vote when?

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Old Man = Me
What the Old Man is looking at = Pain Haters

kys haters

I stand with Pain

>>183187106
#ImWithPain

fuck off pain

>that poor anon that said shitposting would stop with a new thread

readd poo to the game when? i want to shitfling IC and ITT at the same time

>>183187257
#MakePomfserbGreatAgain

>>183187374
Not ever with current administration,
we had it for a short while during Goon integration but word on the thread was some of the higher ups hated it so it got shitcanned

>some banned shitter thinks that shitposting pain into oblivion will get him unbanned
WRONG

>>183187517
>everyone who dislikes Pain is a banned shitter

Yeah, sure.

>pain thinks anyone who hates his worthless rank hide is somebody he's already banned
LEL

>>183187790
post screenshot of /vg/ lobby then

all these fucking pussies posting anonymously, I stand with pain and here is my ckey:
MrPain12

THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE, NO SHITPOSTING BELOW THIS LINE

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/me shitposts

>guy chose the online handle ''mister pain 666''
Seriously?

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>>183187967
I'll just straight up tell you who i am.

>guy chooses the online handle "pomf123"
Seriously?

>>183188281
>Ex-admin shitter

Lel.

>>183188281
>senaat1

Why do you think the opinions of a guy that barely plays and wants to marry sawbones matters?

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>>183188453
Pic related.

>>183188479
I'd say my opinion matters about as much as anyone else's. And anon implied that everyone who dislikes Pain is banned, all i'm doing is providing evidence to the contrary.

>The year is 2020
>/vg/station13
>Permanently Banned. Reason: Disrespecting admins

>The year is 2525
>Man is still alive
>Woman can survive

>tfw you ping too good and can't stop moving too many tiles

>The year is 2020
>/vg/station13
>Salty shitters are still banned

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>>183188762

>>183188896
I genuinely wonder if they'll ever do some sort of amnesty
like unban everyone, clear all notes then just reban shitters from that point on

>>183189286
Didn't that happen in the past or was that another server?

>>183189286
It's called "getting a new host".

>>183189531
imagine /vg/ without pomf

>>183189428
goon use to unban everyone during christmas or newyears

>>183189286
But why? Very little of the shitters change their ways. Those who do appeal and improve.

>>183189564
Before Pomf we had N3X15, and before N3X15 there was Velyks.

N3X15 was not host material and Velyks was ok.

Pomf's been with us the longest though.

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>[08:02:28]SAY: Scott Anderson/CallumKnight (@285,296,1) As Galactic Common : I'm a indipendent faction
>[08:02:30]SAY: Scott Anderson/CallumKnight (@285,296,1) As Galactic Common : OF CARGONIA
>[08:05:53]SAY: Scott Anderson/CallumKnight (@285,295,1) As Galactic Common : Now excuse me I need to open my crates of weapons
*gets arrested by security*
>[08:23:57]SAY: Scott Anderson/CallumKnight (@328,215,1) As Galactic Common : SHITCURITY
>[08:24:00]SAY: Scott Anderson/CallumKnight (@328,215,1) As Galactic Common : HELP
>[08:26:23]SAY: Scott Anderson/CallumKnight (@328,215,1) As Galactic Common : How about you kill yourself
>[08:26:25]SAY: Eloise Chapelle/Donnager (@327,216,1) As Galactic Common : Ze company protects you from us.
>[08:26:26]SAY: Scott Anderson/CallumKnight (@328,215,1) As Galactic Common : You fucking nigger
>[08:26:48]SAY: Johnny Caldwell/Chazach (@293,257,1) As Galactic Common : what a baby
>[08:26:50]SAY: Thoros Sudatos/ThorosSudatos (@329,213,1) As Galactic Common : Is it good to be independent?
>[08:28:09]SAY: Scott Anderson/CallumKnight (@328,215,1) As Galactic Common : Cuck
>[08:28:39]SAY: Eloise Chapelle/Donnager (@327,215,1) As Galactic Common : I'm just doing my duty
>[08:28:45]SAY: Scott Anderson/CallumKnight (@328,215,1) As Galactic Common : Like feeding off the weak you little shit ?
>[08:32:11]SAY: Scott Anderson/CallumKnight (@328,215,1) As Galactic Common : Should just end it cuck
>[08:32:14]WHISPER: Donnager/(Eloise Chapelle) (Brig - 327,215,1): is ze little baby going to cry? Big bad security isn't being nice to 'im..
>[08:32:29]WHISPER: Donnager/(Eloise Chapelle) (Brig - 327,215,1): Ah such ah shame, is ze little baby sad?
>[08:32:48]WHISPER: Donnager/(Eloise Chapelle) (Brig - 327,215,1): Is little baby going to cry little baby tears because ze security isn't being nice?
[08:35:49]ACCESS: Logout: *no key*/(Scott Anderson) (Brig - 328,215,1)
[08:35:49]ACCESS: Login: CallumKnight/(Scott Anderson) from [NOPE] || BYOND v511

>>183189743
What's with the influx of shitters trying to force the Cargonia meme?

>>183189659
That's just like, your opinion man

>>183189743
>[08:35:11]SAY: Eloise Chapelle/Donnager (@326,218,1) As Galactic Common : Do you want to ice cream to feel better little baby?
>[08:35:19]SAY: Eloise Chapelle/Donnager (@327,218,1) As Galactic Common : Want some choccylate?
>[08:35:40]SAY: Eloise Chapelle/Donnager (@328,216,1) As Galactic Common : Little baby is not allowed outside of 'is room.
>[08:35:45]SAY: Eloise Chapelle/Donnager (@328,216,1) As Galactic Common : He's been very naughty.
>then he ghosts

What do you think was going through his head?

>>183190050
Shame, hopefully

BUT HOW DID ANNE GET OUT?
WHAT KIND OF MAGICAL SWITCHEROO DID SHE PULL?

>>183189819
Anti-cargo false flaggers trying to sully the good name of Cargo.

>>183190423
t. cargonia shitter

>>183190050
tfw eloise will never bully me

>>183189743
>>183190050
eloise gives me the lewd tickling

What happened at the end of round, like after meteors? I was unconscious and heard some high impact violence.

>>183190583
First a zombie outbreak
Then at the and a traitor secborgs vs redshirts battle royale in science. Dunno who won.

>>183190583
The one-human'd borgs going nuts probably.

>>183190479
Nyet, I'm a pretty boring cargo lad.

>>183190553
>>183190582
>>vore

>>183188281
The solution is to take over pain's job again senaat and enact your will

>>183190947
I would but I can't find proper gameplay footage and heavy RP scares me.

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>>183190983
I'm too intellegint to fall for this trap.

>>183190802
>>183190813
Oh right, that did sound like a borg getting the harm put to them at a point. Thanks.

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>ZAS zombie

>>183190947
>want to go to vore to dick around ;^)
>dont want to put in effort to make my character not stick out as a shitter
what do

>>183189870
Not him, but I'm willing to take the risk of keeping them banned, too.

>>183191339
just take your dumb lewdposting to vore kid. this is an 18+ server

>>183191078
Pls

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>>183191530
delet pain

>>183191530
keep pain

SAWBONES
for
HEADMIN

>>183191813
you for headmin

>>183191530
fuck pain off

>>183191886
>>183191802
>>183191730
I'm getting mixed signals here

don't let the vocal minority fool you
the thread stands with pain

>>183192061
prove it faggot
oh that's right you can't

>>183191886
fugg du pyan awag

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>>183191963
We just had a thread where it was like 300 straight of hating mrpain or loving him. It's just banned shitters and angry ducks.

MrPain12 is a decent headmin and until logs are posted of him being shit he should remain headmin. We need a strong headmin now in this trying time.

make sawbones headmin, senaat agrees

don't let the vocal minority fool you
the thread stands against pain

>having admins at all
>not just making people perma-valid

>>183192254
make sawbones permabanned again, I think we all can agree on that

I want a WFU to say lewd things to me, who should I go for?

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>>183191963
We just had a thread where it was like 300 straight of hating mrpain or loving him. It's just adminworship shitters and angry ducks.

MrPain12 is the worst headmin and he shouldn't remain headmin. We need a good headmin to get us out of this trying time.

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>>183191963
#ProceedewithPain

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>>183191963
#DeleetePain

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>>183191963
Sawbones for Headmin when?

>OH NO IT'S BAGEL BETTER USE MY ADMIN FLAGS AND FORCE SOME RETARDED GAMEMODE SO ROUND ENDS IN 10 MINUTES AND I CAN PLAY BOX LIKE A PROPER FUCKING RETARD
deadmin Saronsen when?

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>>183191963
Love you pomf.

>tfw the thread shitposting you have partaken in so many times before turns against your third favorite admin

>>183193396
How fitting 5 people that don't play anymore

>>183193391
I like saronsen, he always says nice things about my girl static

I don't like bagel. I like box

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>>183193491

>>183193970
I'm still amused that I was part of why he stopped hosting so quickly.

>>183194063
who are you

>>183194114

>>183194063
Assuming you're pomf, shitposting during the TG headmin election and shitting in their forums was fucking hilarious.

>>183194142
>>183194063
What makes you think him not hosting had anything to do with you?

Legit question I'm curious

give me the run down on why everyone is hating pain right now

>>183194279
Unless I'm remembering wrong he directly mentioned some fucking chicken shitposting his forum when he quit, so the tg headmin election stuff here >>183194157
had some effect.

>>183194280
intense effort by a few shitposters, this thread is already at 94-18 post and posters

THE RIDE

unban 2hotdogs

>wizard suggest jungle fever
>yeah ok
>hook him up as monkey with fever
>still no +music to play donkey kong tracks

sorry

>bagel
>saronsen forces monkey
>deff gets voted

i just wanted to play spess, why does he have to shit it up

>>183194280
the metaclub is falseflagging the thread to get a pain hate bandwagon
they know pain is the last bastion of the serb, and without him the metaclub will reign supreme.

give me a quick rundown on my waifu

>>183194551
whats your key and i'll give you +music

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If you static name don't join next round

>>183194615
gonna guess saronsen

>>183194601
>>183194452
Why does senaat hate Pain? is it because Pain is doing a better job than he ever did?

>>183194280
Check last thread

One anon lambasted his ridiculous ban reasons and the mrpain defence squad came out of the woodwork, then a few anons piped in with big posts about how they hate him because he's a total faggot or something

A vote to deadmin was put on strawpoll, then proxy-votes came in, then more posts about how they love pain and want to succ him or whatever, then new thread.

>>183194757
Was hoping i'd get some rando's key

>>183194602
seven vaganias

>>183194792
gib robosperg +music
ill be a good boy, I swear
I dont even know how to fucking use it

>>183194615
pomf123

>>183194761
senaat is part of the metaclub
he and other metaclub memesters are trying really hard to spark the fall of pain

as soon pain is no longer in command their coup will be successfull and the server will be on their hands for them to do as they please.

>>183194757
Are you actually anne?

>>183194615
N3X15

>>183194615
Agentofzog

>>183194757
Accidentally left it on from earlier engineering autism, yes

>>183194615
Jerman5

deadmin pomf when?

>>183194761
seenat does anything for attention now, and loves zealot

publicly shitting on pain is a win/win for him

>>183195171
>>183194973

kill yourself
nuklearcellphone
mrpain
senaat
sarcalogo

>pomf is currently in game

VG is saved.

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>>183195247
>if you don't like pain you're a banned shitter!
>post proof i'm not a banned shitter
>if you don't like pain you're senaat!

Picture related.

>Pain is still admin

VG is doomed.

As someone who was banned by MrPain, I think he's a good admin but I don't like him as a person.
If you want to blame anyone you should blame Aurx for becoming headmin just to tell MrPain he's the headmin and then not doing anything at all and remaining in charge. Yes, Aurx is still the actual headmin, Pain is just in-charge in his absense which has been for a long time now.

>>183195917
I think we should change host
mrpomf123 resign
misterychook take over

>>183195980
I know this guy called BadClown, I think he'd make a good host.

As someone who was permabanned by MrPain, I think he's a good admin and good headmin.

>>183196049
>>183195917
kill yourself

As someone who was never banned by MrPain, I think he's a shit admin and I don't like him as a person.

as someone who doesn't play a whole lot, i think mrpain is a good headmin

>>183196035
Yes he would be great
t. not badclown

As Mrpain, I resign and demand I am permanently banned from both forum and server immediately

As senaat i hereby officially reinstate myself as headmin of /vg/station and declare it a communist
state

Fuck, why do I keep losing connection every 5 minutes

Guys, a burglar broke into Eliminator's house while we were playing Factorio and killed him. Please post "Rest in peace Eliminator" or you'll be haunted by the ghost of a washing machine.

>>183189743
Brown-tide cargonia is shit.
I like it when they form an order of knights and are loyal to the station and chivalrous to waifus ~

>>183196798
F

>>183197115
What pure maidens would a knight of cargonia protect?

>>183197115
Yeah, loads of browntide shitters lately who I imagine watched le ebin cargonia maymay video on jewtube and tried to force it in-game

>>183197406
___me___ and ___(you)___

>>183197115
>>183197406
>>183197524
What if the cargo tech is a pure waifu knight?

all waifuposters should be banned from the server

>>183197406
>tfw in cargo as girl
>guys are doing a knight gimmick
>decide i'll be a maiden and get a silly dress and be all prissey and stuff
>thread after the round
>"dude FUCK that waifufag in cargo dressing up, i thought i was safe from this gay shit in cargo"
:(

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>>183197612

>>183197748
No winning allowed.

>>183197612
Only if you sprite bikini armor.

>>183197959
>Pure
>Bikini armor
But that's wrong

Proofs?

>no submissive pure maiden waifu
>no dominative experience waifu
>no delicate innocent waifu
>no bitchy tsundere waifu
>no protective mommy waifu
>no huge cumslut waifu
>no level 7 druid waifu

>>183198012
Ah, fair point.

>>183198071
>would make druid waifu
>botany is boring as shit most rounds
alas

>>183197959
>>183198012
>>183197827
I'll sprite chivalrous and modest full plate

>>183198446
Armor we have is fine.

>>183198538
What armor is best for modest knight waifu?

>>183198702
Normal plate armor

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13479523
Give a hoot don't pollute.
"CBS cares."

Beware the admin team
They've been infiltrated by the most insidious of groups

>>183198776
where get

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Who is your favorite pet, fellow spessmen?

if your favorite is Ian, who is your second favorite?

>>183199089
Botany chickem

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>>183199089
Drungi the Bonethirsty of course
I'm gonna adopt a corgi and name him Ian soonish

>>183199083
armor crate from cargo

>>183199309
time to make pure knight cargo waifu

>>183199089
borers

>>183198882
FUCKYOU

>>183199089
i lik snek budy

>>183199219
>165 posts
>33 posters
makes you think

TURN ON CNN

FRANK HAS BEEN BANNED

>>183199956
What a sec i didn't want to reply to
>>183199219
Wtf

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>>183199089
coffee

>>183199089
Salem
Nah i'm joking who likes salem, corpus snek is good
general sec pet(not sasha)when

>>183189743
>>183190050
Is it wrong to get turned on by this?

>>183200124
good luck at uni frank

choco frog is a-ok too

ian is a shitty meme and there doesn't need to be like two pets for every job fuck off already

>>183200124
;_;7

he's tanking up in heaven now

Good bye Frank
You will be missed

>>183200452
>>183200793
don't reply to yourself

>>183200124
Explain
i don't have CNN on my Tv
>inb4 yuropoor go home!

>>183200992
im not that person silly

F

>Frank gone

Who will rise up to the challenge of being a good HoS? Our hero is gone..

F
he were just too white for this world

>>183201035
CNN
aka C BAN BAN
aka the ban page

holy shit
autism

>>183201373
Fucking
rate my retardation

>>183201537
10/10 reviewed it again

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>log in for some spessmen
>Frank is gone

No reason to play sec anymore ;_;

>>183201659
I still play security.. if you like me..

how about you just stop playing the game instead

>>183201373
link to ban page?

Another Frank must come along and fill Frank's shoes

Came back from a long time of not playing, is detective still an useless but comfy class?

>>183202147
Yes

>>183202147
Useless because most stealthy crimes go undetected and usually the perp is caught red-handed if the crime is detected

Pretty comfy

I'd say yes

>>183200142
*bombs your pet*
have fun in hell with your cow friend

>>183202192
>>183202235
alright then i know which job to go for

>>183202147
detective can be useful during ling and tator

>>183202268
coffee is the one on the z2 beach area

>>183202147
>>183202295
please dont play detective it's my favorite job and whenever somebody takes it I don't play that round and it makes me sad dont make me sad im a cute anime girl and me crying is bad

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>>183202378
i gues we'll have to fight for it then

>>183199089
1. Norris
2. Colonel Gravy

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>>183202501
Are you akarani guy?

don't take my job

can nar chaps speak cult?

>>183202378
Why is it that there is only one detective anyway? Could have a sort of Watson & Holmes thing going on otherwise.

>>183202696
no they just get a passive aggressive command from him to job hard during cult rounds

>>183202741
You mean "race for who takes the prints first and then boring round"

>>183202604
who?

There should be a job added to sec that's like an auxiliary officer
like they get AEGs, beepskies, pizza, and whatnot for the rest of the team

>>183202925
im an average detective... give me my job back

>>183202372
are you sure?

>>183202938
>assistants but with redshirt and access
thanks no

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>>183203016
You wish.

>>183203135
please..

>>183202938
That's part of cargo's job, in theory.

>>183203065
positive

I want a Mallory Brooks detective waifu now.
t. Shigger

>>183202741
>>183202905
The important thing in the Watson & Holmes dynamic is that they have different jobs. In that case, just get the detective to snag an assistant or somebody being lazy to note things down for them and general assist. That would work much better.

>>183203496
really?

Why is there a sudden shitstorm over pain? He is a great headmin and is the only current admin willing to crack down on the shitters. He used to be /ourguy/, so what happened?

>>183204051
Sennat and some banned shitter replying a bunch to create a false consensus

>>183204051
Sawbones wants to usurp the headmin spot to ensure metaclub domination, being helped to shitpost by fellow shitter Senaat.

>>183203828

come back and play, shiggy

I'll be your detectivefu~

Why can't we all just play spacemans?

>>183203896
That is true, Watson was a doctor after all. Silly me.

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>>183204685
Not all can play because they are banned shitters

>>183204685

because some people wants to be spacegirls and other got banned for being pure shit

>>183204593
In game name?

What's the secret for successful plasmaflooding? Is there some of kind special aac script for it?

>>183205553
Yes, there is.

Assaultron Secborgs when?

I had a lot of fun being le ebin troll with my friends on servers a while ago but I wanna give this game a real try on the /vg/ server
assistant is a snooze fest so I want a job that actually does something but I can't really fuck up either
is janitor the best option?

>>183206761
Cargo tech is better

>>183205553
it involves waste

>>183206761
Miner is good if you already know enough to survive and don't like a lot of interaction, if you get the urge to talk to people who aren't trader lings you could always hang with the cargo techs until sec shows.

>>183206761
robotocist

>join as Lawyer
>not sure what to do so i just run around
>check disposal
>rummage through the trash and find three fucking heads
>put them in my briefcase and go to the HoS
>he tells me to go to medical
>Gregory says they've got the corpses too and that he'll reattach them
>they're all debrained as well so it doesn't go anywhere
>Security finds out the paramedic was behind it
>ok cool that's solved
>suddenly my nigga Gregory runs into an electrified door and instantly die
>accuse the AI but he says he didn't do it
>clone Greg
>when Greg is up some other guy runs into a different door and dies
>100% the AI
>tell the AI to eat a dick and go away to get a flash so i can fight borgs
>arrive in the brig, doors shocked
>Fuuka and Ruben fight a medical borg
>let Ruben have the last hardsuit and drag him to the bridge because he doesn't have magboots
>meet Antonio on the way to the bridge and team up
>call shuttle, protect bridge
>suddenly one million degrees celsius
>we burn to death

RIP, at least we got that shuttle.

Miner/Xenoarch/Trader eternal friendship agreement when

THE FIRE RISES

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I dunno what it is about the basic model secborg
it cracks me up just looking at it

>>183207258
when traders stop eating everyone on the roid every time they get ling

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The best admin we ever had folks

>>183207258
never, roid niggers are made to suffer

>turn the entire station ten million degrees
>minimize casualties - Success!
>64 dead crewmembers
for hwat purpose

>>183207410
It looks like a regular guy in a riot suit but with a really long, sharp chin

>>183207231
Thanks for cloning me man

>>183204593
who are you qt?

>bird unzips esword in escape
>baits me out an airlock where I get zas succed out 3 times trying to get back in
>revived
>about to say hi to paramed in maint
>tinyprick
>somehow get up
>calling for help
>he sneaks around and pricks me again

reeee

>>183207569
You can ignore your objectives as antag
At least station being a space oven is better than straight BLASMA or duebombslmao

>>183207569
I was honestly going to until the mommi made a niggawatt 10 billion degree rust. Couldnt help myself

>>183207426
that meme is dead, theres no scary robust traders any more

>>183207479
>miqo'te
literally subhuman
t. ffxiv player

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>>183207410

>Briefcases can finally be used to hit people and deal actual damage.
>You won't any longer be notified that you were gonna be stunned by a briefcase if you weren't conscious and bellow the health threshold.
>Briefcase attacks are now logged.
So are briefcases like weaker toolboxes now?

>>183207775
You can? Of course you can. The issue is that the admins are supposed to set it to red if they kill every single lifeform on the station.

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>>183207231
that medic borg scared the shit out of me
>"you guys okay?"
>"Uhh yeah as long as you're not out to get us, borg"
>doesn't attack us and I leave Warden with prisoner
>go grab HoS' ID and see you
>walk back
>borg and warden are suddenly in a battle to the death

also sorry I couldn't get us to a pod Vergil, I tried
still super happy I was able to prove myself to sec by capturing you though

>>183208502
I fucking knew that borg was out to get us.

>>183208502

You did good catching me, got away from most of security. Nicest run in I've had with security in a while, especially as traitor. Everyone else would've executed me on the spot.

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I'm sorry I had to kill you crew. I asked her not to make me kill people but she did it anyway.

>>183207891
lel

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>>183207857

>hear chef and botanist planning suicide
>find them in backroom
>prod, put in locker, smash with asteroid shuttle
truly the best feeling

>join as warden
>Frank White is Head of Security and is catatonic in his office, self requested a perma
>Riccardo just got ganked and killed by a cult in maint
>Willy has looted the armory and is running around with 3 shotguns and a backpack of lasers, tasecuffing everyone he sees
>Random Name officer hasn't said a word all shift and isn't answering you on comms even though you see them patrolling just fine
>That detective is shouting retarded french gibberish into security comms
>the lone cargo tech has declared cargonia independent
>cmo is rail kinson and there's no meds in the fridge and cryo isn't even turned on
>captain is rambling maniac
>assistants are all revs

wat do?

>>183209294
get a job conversion to assistant and go make out with rail in surgery overflow

>>183209294
tfw not popular enough to get a stereotype

>>183209294
>arrest Willy
>confiscate guns
>disposal his ID
>log out
>play FTL

>>183209294
Play on a server with less drama queen faggots obviously

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>>183198071
>>no level 7 druid waifu

>>183198296
>>183209492
>tfw she turns into a wolf and knots you

OWO

Where do i get a suit, besides internal affairs?

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>>183209294
Wonder why the fuck I'm playing Warden, get a job change to MD, then go flip my shit at everyone in medbay for being retarded. Then go sulk in the bar.

Robotic kidneys that periodically inject you with antitox when

>>183164226
You can be a good cop, but you need to be a posse of good cops so somebody survives at least.

>>183209651
P-please i need a classy suit.
And a tie.

>>183209294
Tell Willy castle protocol is in effect, shove Frank into the armoury secure locker, hold the fort in the maze of flipped tables and turrets the brig has become.

>>183209651
On most maps I think the area with the jumpsuit/shoe/hat vending machines usually have a suit or two floating around

>>183209651
Order a formalwear crate from cargo
Clown's vending machine
Dorms by the washing machines

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>>183209001
aw thanks a bunch
between how I play my char and me being an assistant and not actual security I definitely didn't want to kill you, though it was a little hard trying to keep me and you both alive during that chaos in sec

I honestly just got lucky catching you though
>no you can't patrol maint
>no you can't get permission to
>okay you can get implanted and bring a taser in space
>be careful
>leave this to the professionals
I then proceed to by chance run into you less then a minute after starting my space patrol and shoot you

>>183209294
promote Jean to HoS and let her sort things out

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>>183207891

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>>183207258
Never. Miners fucking drill the dig sites. Traderniggers steal our fucking outpost shit so I can't work

>>183207554
>>183207569
The tracker isn't very effective as you can tell

>>183209651
>>183210349
lockerroom has 2 or order the formalwear from cargo

>>183210717
>jean
probably the worst security waifu

actually speaking of security waifus. top 5 security waifus?

>>183210878
at least she's competent and responsible

>>183209651
>executive suit can be found in the locker room
>purple and blue suits and their respective jackets are in IAA and courtroom lockers
>ties can be found in meta maintenance and fitness, and librarian lockers
>the vice suit can be found in meta maintenance
>black suits can be found in wooden personal lockers
>the amish suit, essentially an IAA suit with no tie is in the uniform vendor
>the captain's suit is availbale in autodrobes
>the head of personnels suit is available in box maintenance
>shoes make the man. Leather shoes can be found in casualwear lockers in the arrivals shuttle, or in the shoevend. there is also the dress shoe, available by hacking the shoe vend
>if all the above fail, order a formalwear closet
Dress to impress.

>>183207231
Also late as fuck, but that wasn't me. I think that was the emagged MoMMI. I only started electrifying sec doors.

what if we instantly forced people into randomname randomappearance if they ever use the ~ key in say or me

>>183212009
if someone uses ~ IC just ahelp them for OOC in IC

>>183211165
>not wearing Old Man's Suit and pretending to be RD
>>183211757
yep, that was me t. mommi

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>Ivory Tower discord is having a constant anti-trump circlejerk in not-ss13
>Bladman literally links to a "news site" that is often called "The flagship of the political left"
Fucking why would anyone link to a clearly biased news site as a way to make a point? It makes you lose credibility.

>>183212378
Maybe you should say that in the discord you fucking pussy

>>183212546
>Criticizing the circle-jerk
You know as much as I how futile this is, it wont lead to anything.

>>183212378
>official ss13 discord is even worse unless you follow the idiot's guide to improving /vg/ discord

Discord as a platform is shit and brings out terrible people.

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>>183210836
>Andrewserafini

HAHAHAHAH
WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT

>>183207857
elezen actually :)

>>183212378
>actual discord is Senaat and Arthur posting commie memes

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>>183213631
thank me later

>>183213631
arthur isnt that bad
foster is a lot worse with the shit he posts

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>>183213869
p2

>>183213905
Arthur actually talks about politics, Foster just shitposts weak memes. But Foster's a huge Ameriboo and right wing as fuck.

>>183214352
biggest gripe with foster is he tries to come off smart but then just acts like a complete spastic

>>183214463
How to win an argument against foster: Just mention that he's not American and see him get mad.

>>183214352
Don't have to be American to be a patriot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSiVjlknuSw

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>>183210450
>>183210526
>>183211165
I meant stuff like pic related, ignore the nigger.
Couldn't find it anywhere.

>>183214779
why did you even feel like saying "ignore the nigger", jesus dude

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I want to kill whoever does this

>>183214612
>mormons
not even worth considering as people

holy shit that was some advanced graytide

Has taking people captive been nerfed? I haven't played for a looong time and when i tried to take someone captive he just ran out out the room with me missing all the shots.

If I wanted a round full of shitters I'd play on the weekend

Step it up fuckbags

>>183214352
>right wing as fuck.
what's the problem with that commie?

>>183214603
>Implying I actually care

>>183214983
Go kill yourself autist.

>>183215120
What?

>>183215120
Nazi please.

>build turrets in space 4 perma
>turns out they need power
>abandon project
>find TTV in space adjacent to brig armory

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>>183215023
Literally everyone memed on Sec that round.

>>183189743
does anything make a greytider more mad than treating them like a child?

>>183215120
>x as fuck
is an endearing statement
how underage are you to not understand that, 10?

>>183212378
It's like that "crossdressers make the best coders" meme, except it's Hillary supporters/Trump haters.
When the results came in Cluster went ape with how the world was ruined or something like that. Goofball started saying "your president, not mine", unironically and on unrelated conversations. PJB is on a stance of "good thing I'm far away from that idiot", even though he's below voting age.
If you say anything that goes against what the "coders" believe you are pointed as just shitposting, trying to start a flame war, or plain wrong (with proofs being reddit posts). I can't say I saw a mute or ban for this but I wouldn't rule it out.

>>183210878
>>183210957
let this meme die
no ""waifu"" is worth shit
what's worse is that those who weren't such annoying generic anime clichés left
every neon haired retard with a stupid gimmick name is the same.

>>183215598
It wasn't an endearing statement.

>>183215691
Just don't talk politics and ignore political talk because its fucking cancer from either side

>>183215698
my waifu isn't an annoying generic anime cliche

>>183215413
>that one officer that wouldn't communicate at all
>wound up getting in a taser fight with another officer on the shuttle because he wouldn't listen
>stunned 3 people in the crossfire

>>183215831
>my [annoying generic anime cliche term] isn't an annoying generic anime cliche

>>183215831
yes he is faggot, you just had a few fun moments with him and you automatically assume that he is always like that because you are a lonely delusional faggot that needs a """female""" figure to drool all over just to forget that you are wasting your life even more than other ss13 players and that you can't bang your own mom

>>183215858
Everytime i see a yakketysax between a criminal and an officer and the officer ends up tazing everyone but the criminal i let out a big *laugh

>>183216057
this level of fucking projection astounds me

>>183214983
Calm your autism dude. It works and that's all it needs to do. t. guy that did that

>>183214779
WHERE DO I GET A FUCKING SUIT LIKE THAT REE

>>183216068
It wasn't even a yakketysax, some greyshit came in and tried to save the clown and it fucked up the sec so hard they wound up killing each other.

>>183214779
Everyone you replied to gave you the correct location of at least one suit like the one in the picture.

>>183215058
It's always been buggy and there's a couple ways of moving that completely make it ineffective

>>183215596
Ya'll are on the same side.

>>183216409
>ya'll
come on guy

>>183216491
They don't want to die. You don't want to die. When a boner bones ya bois gonna come back you up cause they know they're next if they don't. It's pissing away free help that half the shittags don't expect to pull a gun and blindside them for boning.

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>>183216353
the greyshit didn't even need to, since the hardsuit officer had told the clown he was free to go, the newsec wouldn't listen and still tried to drag the honker back into the shuttlebrig up until tazer fight

>>183209294
>join as warden
Fucking dyselexia acting up.
>Frank White is Head of Security and is catatonic
Leave him there for now.
>Riccardo just got ganked and killed by a cult in maint
Good, magnificent son of a bitch probably has a plan and will destroy them post-mortem somehow.
>Willy has looted the armory and is running around with 3 shotguns and a backpack of lasers, tasecuffing everyone he sees
Even better, I've always wanted the child of a Father Beepsky and a Mother ED-209.
>Random Name officer
Eventually he will patroll into Willy and then he'll have to talk.
>That detective is shouting retarded french
"Bon travail, girl! Continuez comme ça!
>the lone cargo tech has declared cargonia independent
"Cargonia, trade Secway keys for Laserguns?"
>cmo is rail kinson and there's no meds in the fridge
I go there and do it my fucking self, chances are pretty high someone had the same idea and the fridge will be stocked when I get there..
>assistants are all revs
";Revs, how about a trade? You can get the HoS in exchange for leaving the rest of Sec alone?"

Actually doing all these things on the other hand...

Was Patrick Bateman actually a good detective? If not who is?

>>183216876
no such thing

>>183216767
>actual french
Don't do this in game

>>183216876
the job is useless, achieving immortality via shitposting is the only way to succeed, and in that regard he did ok

>>183216374
You mean the area with the washing machines? all i found was the greaser outfit, no suit jackets

>>183216767
>warden
>leaving the brig to do chems
wew

>>183217312
I wouldn't. It'd start to much shit, suddenly chat would explode with alot of random ass languages that I can't understand with people who want to be proud of their countries.
As a europoor I know this feeling too well.

>>183217458
I'm a "If I can't get others to do it, I'll do it myself."- kind of person.

>>183217558
I don't actually know french, I just think the accent is fun to badly do.

>>183215698
>jean blancy
>anime name
i've never seen her do anything remotely close to an anime cliche beyond having oddly-colored hair

>>183217726
>responding to these posts unironically