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First for SK (suspicious kills).
cheats
first for still no drops
How do you get the awp sound they're using at PGL?
14 seconds, if you don't think it's WH you're clinically retarded
https://clips.twitch.
tv/SoftFantasticPresidentOSsloth
spam wallens twitter feed.
uh...does anyone have a download link for humbleness.exe?... asking for... a friend, yeah a friend
SEAN THE ADDY IS WEARING OFF
>>183100538
by playing csgo and using the awp
>>183100637
No It's a different sound
>>183100678
keep using it, the sound wears off
Quick show of hands guys.
How many people here think SK cheat? How many don't?
First for triggering all the tampon bois
>upsetting faze.
>faze went 0/3
?
>>183100678
deaf as well as stupid ?
>>183100031
just b u'reself
>>183100545
it's ok to be silver, anon
>>183100728
If you think SK are clean you have no understanding of CS
>>183100728
what a SLUT
>>183100728
my DICK
explain the following to me favela apologists
wallen has been playing pro cs FOR TWELVE (12) YEARS
how come he's never been good until only recently with the most suspicious bullshit that would get you manually banned in 1.6?
how can coldzera just happen to know and perfectly spray when pros who practiced spray long before monkeys even knew what csgo was can't do the same?
how much more blatant will they have to be before valve does something? this just isn't fun to watch, i'm literally only tuned in for the drops and nothing else
Are there any unironically good maps in hydra pool?
>>183100728
quick show of hands who thinks it's july? how many people think it's august? what month it is is a matter of opinion, as we all know.
I've seen this script. It's over lads. SK won the match when BIG decided to lose the B hold on a 3v5 instead of giving up the round and saving
>>183100901
insertion
>>183100876
just hard work, dedication and humbleness, learn to love the game bro!
>>183100876
be loyal, humble, work hard and believe in one self
>>183100993
rofl
>>183100790
are you fucking retarded?
>>183100876
everyone has the same amount of time playing cs:go, which is what matters
1.6 is a whole different game and it doesnt matter if you played it
>>183100876
>how much more blatant will they have to be before valve does something?
It would have to something extremely blatant. Valve knows what's going on but they can't ban people because the scene would be ruined. They would only do so if they had no other choice.
>SK talking to each other and joking during technical timeout
Anyone want to rate my hack profile?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/csgotestprofile
the butthurt from csgog when sk wins is always hilarious
thank you for the ez skins gotards
>>183100728
let me help you with that
is sk cheating?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13471169
>>183100876
>BR CS 2014-15
it's fucking nothing
>2016
>Coldzera suddenly 100x better than before
>>183100876
valve only cares about $
they'd rather inflate view count by having drops than making the competition fair and interesting
>player monitors cost more than the pc they have to play on
nice tournament gotards
>>183101062
are you?
TACO : can you guys update us with whats hapenning? :D
TACO : just to know
gob b : u would not believe >D
nex : xD
tabseN : haha
TACO : wat
TACO : lol
tabseN : his inear
LEGIJA : haha the thing at his inear
nex : the rubber part is stuck in his ear
LEGIJA : is in his ear
LEGIJA : the rubber
FalleN : omfg
coldzera : wtf
>germany
>>183100876
if forest was so good in 1.6 how come hes shit now
checkmate
eurocucks so mad that Brazilians from the favelas made EU CS irrelevant lmao
>>183101152
i always bet on SK and always get my money's worth. i just think it's sad that they're allowed to "compete".
>>183101215
PGL has a totally different sound than in game how do you not hear it?
>>183101062
clean your fucking earholes out
it's the same sound you cuntrag
>>183101152
but i bet on sk
>>183101327
it's the same, dear reddo, they just boost the bass frequencies
>>183101251
but f0rest isn't shit
>>183101224
haha cant believe this!!! >D
>>183101251
he's actually still the best player on NiP and has been the most consistent cs player for 4+ years. even when NiP was utter trash tier/mm pug with russians tier, he still top fragged and clutched out sick rounds almost every game.
>>183101257
see
>>183100741
i'm a happy euro
>>183101469
:DDd
>>183101251
he's literally the best player on nip right now, followed by draken and rez while xizt and getright and trash
>>183100876
always be humble dedication and train hard bro.
>>183101414
>it's the same, it's just different
fucking retard
how do I get that different sound?
>guaranteed invite to the next major for being good on one map
>blind running ak headshot
>BLIND BUT SOME HOW GETS THE KILL.
>fer hs running blind again
haha so lucky ;)
he's blind and somehow gets the kill :^)
keev is so retarded
WATCH SK WIN A P250 FORCE NOW
>running
>blind
>still headshot
AHAHAHAHA
>>183101669
this takes so much dedication
How hard will SK toggle now? Will they go full rage?
>>183101567
rofl you fucking idiot
>muh "sk is cheating"
>sk loses
uhhh?
>>183101737
lol youre right
>SK MIGHT ACTUALLY LOSE
UH?
>>183101838
almost
time for a BIG choke
holy fuck that blatant tracking by taco
>>183101880
>thinking SK will lose
Dumbass.
>>183101835
they are that terrible yes, that's normal. They're cheating because they're trash
GERMAN ENGINEERING STRIKES AGAIN
gob b literally looks like one guy i used to go to school with who failed 7th grade and went abroad to work in construction where he got some club whore pregnant and now they're together because of the kid
Here comes the toggle
>>183101880
SK will ragetoggle and win 19-16 in OT. Have you ever watched CS before?
>big
>they're all fat
woah..
WHERE ARE YOU NOW FAN CHEATING FAVELA=?=?=?=?=?
JETZT GEHT LOS
JETZT GEHT LOS
JETZT GEHT LOS
>>183101880
>implying
Even if they lose this one and get into playoffs 3-1, they'll get the easier quarter finals matchup. might even be intentional.
LE GERMAN EFFICIENCY ALMOST LOSES TO PISTOLS FAISE
>>183101594
>aaaah BIG BUG xd winnning just for abusing a bug
watch this overtime :)
>>183100876
only god knows myfirend, they have been blesses with inhuman reactions, stay humble and love what you do and you'll be good at it.
How do I get the awp sound that they're using than PGL? Tired of having my ears destroyed by the shitty default sound.
THEY ACTUALLY LOST LMAO
>>183101943
how are they doing?
/OUR BIG GUYS/
big fucking cheaters
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
OUR BIG GUYS
>that cold aimlock thru the smoke
>still lose
haahhahhaHahahahaaggagHahagHAAHAGAAGAGAGA 7-1 ALL OVR AGAIN
>intentionally losing one of the group stage games to get the easy playoffs
They've done it again you fools.
>7-1
>7-1
>7-1
>7-1
>7-1
>Wins over legends
>Stroke out vs literal who
Something does not compute
>germany beats monkeys
rofl
now vp will be playing aganist sk
>>183100741
>The desolate African tribal village of you
>>183102162
idk apparently they're happy or at least thats what i understand from his jewbook updates
>>183100741
the state of this lad
>>183102245
>16-14
>Trying to lose
Sure anon.
SUBHUMANS DESTROYED
BASED BIG
I hope they get rid of the Swiss System after this one
BIG GUYS
How do I get the awp sound that they're using at PGL? Tired of having my ears destroyed by the shitty default sound.
GERMANY SHITTING ON MONKEYS
>GERMANY SHITTING ON MONKEYS
GERMANY SHITTING ON MONKEYS
>GERMANY SHITTING ON MONKEYS
GERMANY SHITTING ON MONKEYS
>GERMANY SHITTING ON MONKEYS
I have seen it before somewhere
>>183100741
hahahahahaha faggot
>>183100741
do you want to talk about it buddy? we're here for you
>angry monkies in the thread
Oh the joy
SK VS G2?
SK VS G2?
SK VS G2?
>>183102372
are you tech illiterate?
They used the jump bug again. Fucking replay the match. Cheating Germans.
>>183100741
:^)
>>183100741
how much USD did this guy lose?
vp gonna play sk now since sk cant play arse trails and their all 2-1
>>183102372
you can't because they use some software to alterit for the stream
Someone got a clip of that last moment
Cold super obvious aimlock thru the smoke
Just as he does it he goes from "not sure if CT spawn or site" to "oh there he is I'll follow him"
>>183102490
500$
/ourguys/ fucking win
MONKIES BTFO HAHAHAHAHA
REPEAT BOTH SETS OF OUR GUYS WENT 3-0
BIG IT UP
I
G
I
T
U
P
tfw you cash out your SK bet and get on the BIG train
EASY MONEY EASY LIFE
>>183100741
>>183100741
>>183100741
>>183100741
>>183100741
>>183100741
>>183100741
>gambit and big both makes it 3-0
is this the major of /ouguys/?
>>183102490
100 bucks
Looks like DE coders are still better than BR coders.
>>183100741
>$500
>literally BTFO'ing reddit
based gob b
>>183102635
fnatic still isn't through. can't be /ourmajor/ without JW in the playoffs
>>183102635
big are swiss system babbies, gambit are legit
>>183100741
What kind of script is that?
https://twitter.com/TACOCS/status/887424693640343552
>It's just impossible to play with this FUCKING SHIT computer Good night and well played BIG you guys are a great team!
unban iBUYPOWER
>>183102372
control panel > sound > select your device > properties > look for something to boost the bass
>>183102840
rofl
>>183102840
HOW MUCH???
>using a bug
>wins the major
is that the only way for tier3 teams win something?
>>183102840
LMAO
>>183102840
>THIS FUCKING SHIT COMPUTER DIDN'T RUN THE AIMLOCK PROPERLY
>>183102840
FUCKING LMAO
>gob b knows about sk
>>183102840
WHO SHOT YA TACO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJC2ax18oQM
>>183100741
>THIS GUY
LMAO
>Our bois Gambit and BIG both get Legends status
>>183102840
>computer so bad it can't run csgo and hack.exe at the same time
>>183102840
ARE U MAD?
CUZ IM NOT xDD
i hate favelas as much as the next guy but shroud said he gets 70 fps that is literally unacceptable, you need 300fps for mouse movement to be smooth
>>183102840
>yfw Clara used his computer before the match
>>183102840
>S-STOP USING THE JUMP BIG.
>FUCKING SHIT COMPUTER DHOIFHDSHFSIUDFIUDSIUFDSIUFDSIU
JESUS CHRIST LMAO.
>>183103141
yeah they didn't even have nvidias!
>>183102840
>my aimbot didn't work on this pc, l-let's blame the hardware
>niko could've stayed with mousesports and not go 0-3
>niko could've stayed with gob b and go into the quarterfinal
>instead he goes to faze and gets 0-3
AHAHAHAHAHAH FAGGOT
>>183102840
>Tacos cheat malfunctioning on the computer
>>183103141
why don't they call admins to fix that shit instead of going to twitter like autistic gingers?
>Guy at the table saying the secret to get gud at CS is enjoy urself xddd
ENOUGH
Legija using jump bug to get a kill:
https://clips.twitch.
tv/EphemeralOutstandingGrouseNerfRedBlaster
>that hopping around
was it autism?
>>183103260
what do you think the admins could do about fuckin iGPUs? bring them new gtx1080s?
https://clips.twitch DOT tv/EphemeralOutstandingGrouseNerfRedBlaster
UH OH.......
>>183103141
>shroud said he gets 70 fps
yeah, because he played on intel graphics
>>183103315
enjoying yourself > hard work and dedication
buddhism wins
>>183103260
there is something called momentum, the strength or force that something has when it is moving
>>183103365
It was a "gentleman's agreement", they are allowed to use it lol
can you nigs learn how to link properly
>>183103514
you can't link clips you fucking newfaggot
>>183103365
MONKEYS HUNGRY FOR BANANA
HELP ME FEED THOSE APES BROS
>>183103365
O U T P L A Y E D
Agreement is off against cheaters tho
>>183103365
>>183103396
>>>/reddit/
Jesus christ I fucking like gob b what a fucking beautiful fat bastard, lets take this whole tournament
>>183103552
yes you can you fucking retard
learn how to use computers
It's just impossible to play with this FUCKING SHIT picohacks
Good night and well played BIG you guys are a great team!
im gay
>>183103365
>>183103396
wow i can't believe legija would jump crouch for information!!!
SK blatantly aimlocking? lol dude they're just clearing angles. its called aim placement, dude.
>>183103660
are you fucking stupid
fucking newfag shit kys.
JUST
>>183103552
youre obviously new if you dont know how to link it properly you fucking subhuman 3rd worlder
>>183103396
>DOT
>>183103454
well if he has good momentum with 70fps then what's the problem?
and if he lost that momentum when his fps dropped, then why didn't he call admin right then?
7-1
are BIG officially /ourguys/?
>sk loses ONE SINGLE GAME
>entire cs world blows up
yes, we are still best cs country western fucks
>>183103687
this is how you do it, reddo
https://clips.twitch
.tv/EphemeralOutstandingGrouseNerfRedBlaster
>PGL has installed program that catches a few hacks and sends the computer onto integrated graphics
>they'll expose them all after the tournament
i can dream
Michael GrzesiekVerified account @C9shroud 3m3 minutes ago
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I can literally see when someone's FPS falls based off the spray and aim. FeelsBadMan
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M DYING
where are you???
>>183103878
ROFLLLLLLL
>>183103809
hey monkey go back to your cage
>>183103809
>cheating >good
lágrimas são gratuitas
>>183103878
>s-s-see g-guys it's not j-just me playing shit now you r-really know it was the low fps
>>183103809
>Loses one game
>Chimping out on twitter instead of handling the loss like a champion
Money doesn't buy prestige monkey, now take some banana
>>183104071
WANT BANANA?
who the FUCK let the monkeys out?!
>>183103809
>country
barely a village
btw have a nice day, don't get stabbed on the ""street""
>these matchup
Lmao no wonder thet do it offstream. This is rigged as shit.
MEINE BRUDEREN
DAS IS DIE GREATE TAGE FUR UNSERE COUNTRY
>After the problems with FPS drops on some PC's, the PGL admins have decided to turn on VSync and lock every PC to 60 FPS to make it fairer for everyone.
if dubs Flipside make playoffs
>ASTRALIS VS G2.
OH BABY
>SK VS IMMORTALS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
FAVELA DOWN
>pige vs. navi
I'm doubting right now
fuck I hope our bois get legend status, beat navi, then get matched up against f3 in the 2-2 round pls
>>183104446
SK will probably agree to give Immortals 10% of their winnings for throwing the game.
MONKEY VS MONKEY TOMORROW
be ready for THE CHIMP OUT
>>183104094
>70fps igpu rigs
i never thought i would defend favelaniggers but enough pros have complained about the computers, even ones who didn't lose any games
one of the vp guys yesterday after their 2-0 win said on twitter that the computers feel like shit to play on
SK will throw the game against Immortals to make sure they get into the playoffs because SK knows that they're capable of going in 3-2 and then take revenge against BIG in the quarterfinals
>>183104669
not enough pros told admins about that and waited for fucking fix
how hard is it to say you won't be playing on shit fps? it's not like other player's will disagree
>>183104669
it's literally pgl who have installed anti cheating measures that throttle the cpu if it detects something running that's not allowed
>>183104550
Believe
>>183104669
>still doesn't capitalize your ''I''s
Stop shitposting monkey, take some banana
Why are people okay with aim lock but not okay with the jump bug?
>>183104720
nah, i don't think they're cocky enough to intentionally bring it to a 2-2, but then again they are brazilians, so they might just let Immortals go through to increase the chance of a tournament win, and then split the profits 50/50 when it's over.
>>183104586
sk will let imt win, bet on this
>>183104943
>people
funny way to say monkeys
Mous
f3
Fnatic (close)
G2 (close)
VP
SK
>>183104943
because no pro in the history of CSGO has every cheated dude you're just being paranoid
>sk vs immortals
rofl sk will throw for their little brothers as usual
>>183104669
>Monkey still baiting for (you)s
>Shitposting all day long and still writes like a hungry uneducated third worlder
So, are germans the new shit?
>>183104943
better question is why people are okay with 1 way smokes for so long but suddenly get mad about crouch jump? easy answer is reddit groupthink
So when is PGL vacating BIG's underserved wins? They clearly abused an exploit, everyone agrees, and they get ZERO punishment?
That's fucking insane, doesn't matter what happened. PGL losing all respect from all the bullshit that has happened with this tournament. Why anyone keeps watching this poor excuse of a major is beyond me
>tfw no drop
idk if i can live anymore if i dont get one this major
>shroud's +/- for the tournament is -25
Is anyone performing worse? How does this leaf still have a job?
>>183105259
neck yourself
>>183105104
There's no way, SK will stomp Immortals just to make sure they get another chance to face BIG.
>>183105067
>Mous
what the fuck is this go-babby new talk? it's fucking mouz when you shorten it, nothing else
>>183105154
Because everyone knows the spots already? Just pre-fire and you're fine.
You literally cannot do anything about this jump bug. Fucking BIG no sportsmanship
>>183105297
DUDE LOW FPS
>>183104895
i'm not a monkey, i was on bigs side (i dislike both teams (big because they beat penta in qualifiers twice, not because of bug like reddos) but hate brazil more
no one should have to play on an igpu, i would literally never touch a single game again if i had to play on an igpu heck, i refuse to play anything on 60hz anymore
>>183105297
dude he didnt have nvidia on his pc
>>183105146
nah they're just using the jump glitch thing as smoke and mirror to distract from their aimlocks. remember this is essentially the same team of shit players that was nrg and mousesports before, who did absolutely nothing of note back then.
>>183105154
crouch bug is way worse than 1 way smokes
>>183105259
hahahah
it's not banned you idiot
https://www.hltv.org/news/21083/pgl-major-krakow-round-4-match-ups-determined
youll niggas already know sk is going to throw so huemortals gets a spot
>>183100876
10h training, every single day
>>183105087
nobody being caught doesn't mean nobody cheated
>>183105480
Take some banana Gabriel
>>183105259
They let the players decide whether to allow the bug or not. The only person to blame for it is valve.
>>183105682
i was being sarcastic, friend. plenty of pros have been banned for cheating.
>>183105645
how is it worse? In a one way smoke you're out in the open and can kill them while invisible
Jump bug you're not invisible when out in the open, to kill you have to peek and show yourself
>>183105657
You do know why it's not, right? By the time the shitshow that is PGL caught on to the bug, several players had abused it in matches that were already finished. The figured that they might as well leave it in, otherwise people would be calling for punishments if it was banned for the rest of the tournament.
This way, it keeps their hands "clean." It's all about appearances.
>if your peripherals don't work you call admins to fix it
>if the server is shitting itself you call admins to fix it
>if you get low fps you go to cry on twitter about how shit the tournament is, because apparently there's no hope to fix the issue on these cheap PCs with i7 and gtx1488
>>183105839
It's not PGL you retard, it's Valve making a shitty game
If anything it's up to valve to set ghe rules for majors
and they should patch it out if they don't like it
>>183105657
Not him, but it should be.
Why don't the players have a say if something should be banned if it's not an intentional design? If 9 teams say ban it and 1 team says no it should be banned.
>>183106008
>"15/16 teams voted to ban coldzera from playing"
I guess democracy is nice
>pixelwalking is banned
>jump bugs arent
>>183105980
You're acting as if PGL has no say in this, when they have the most . Seriously, get real.
Even if Valve did patch this on first day of tournament, PGL would keep using the older build because players don't want any new surprises.
So, this is actually all on PGL.
>>183100876
It really is mindboggling how someone can have a literally perfect spray when valve changed the AK to have some random bullets in the spray.
>join casual mm game
>one dude proceeds doing cat noises the whole game
#justcasualthings
>>183105676
>10 hours training every single day suddenly gave results after 10 years
fuck off nigger the only dedication he has is dedicationandhumbleness.exe
>>183105761
why does complaining about the organizers supplying pcs with shit hardware mean i'm brazilian? the pcs (at least shrouds) had i5's, i5s fucking microstutter if you have a game and teamspeak on at the same time
t. went from i5 6600k to ryzen 7 two months ago
https://clips.twitch
tv/FunRealHorseYouDontSay
>that natu reaction
>tfw you will never do cocaine with yanko and the bois
>>183106150
If it's in the game it's fair game. Why should the buck not stop at Valve? It's a fucking Valve Major
>unironically discussing if the bugged jump should be banned just because players say so and organizers fucked up by not having it in the rulebook from the start
where's the downvote button?
>>183106410
That's a shitty excuse and you know it. Exploits exist in all games, and you can get banned if you abuse them before they get patched out. It defeats the competitive spirit of the game, there's no reason abusers shouldn't be banned because of it.
Maybe taco didn't have nvidia on his computer?
>>183106245
did you call him a good kitty?
>>183106569
this isn't a glitch
it's further proof of valve incompetence
that's why it's good that they're being exposed
>>183105913
giving myself a good (you) before sleep
goodnight my guys
was away for the last 30 minutes of the match
please say big won because of the mean jump thing
>>183106751
"I can bring a knife with me to a MLB or NFL or etc. game and stab my opponent, it's possible that I can do it, so there's really nothing holding me back but a book with words on it."
The fucking logic on this kid
>>183106993
Nope zyklon big kicked the favelas
>>183107018
that's not allowed tho :)
crouching and jumping is
>>183107178
Not by Valve it isn't. So what's you point?
>>183106276
if you managed to get your peabrain to learn another language other than english you would be able to understand what fallen says during his stream, hes a fucking genious
>>183106097
What kind of false equivalency is this? The original post was about game mechanics being done wrong, not about banning animals from playing counter-strike.
>>183107476
alright myate
>>183101152
Stop being a baiting faggot. If you have 5k hours in the game(above dmg) you should be able to spot a hacker. Seriously this tourney is fuxking ridiculously obvious and the people running the spectator cam are fucking in on it unless you are using gotv and as we all know gotv is fucking Shit.
>>183101327
It isn't the same the audio itself is very muted like a fish tank tier thing. When some of the gun rights were going on I though my headphones broke or I blew my eat drums.
>>183107476
of course he's a genius, he sounds like a pretty smart and well spoken guy. i have had the stream on mute on my second monitor today since the faze game ended, i don't know what fallen said (would appreciate if you could tell if it was important)
most pro players are smart, at least in the sense that they have incredibly quick wits to make split second decisions, deductions, strategies etc. during high pressure situations
all of the players in the tournaments are good, whether they hack or not. you don't make it in pro games even if you hack if you aren't also good at everything else in the game like having gamesense and knowledge of smokes and other teams/players' tendencies to handle situations and outplaying them
regardless of his actual raw skill, he, his teammates, and some players in basically every tier 1-3 team cheat and that's unacceptable
he uses aimlocks for information and aim assistance, just like 2/5 players at a given time in every team for the past 3 years at least
i can't even really watch the tournaments anymore because there's really no enjoyment in it for me. I remember when in katowice 2014 kills through smokes were rare, now they happen every round, they happen while people are flashed and running. it's bullshit
>>183106276
Pro-tip: i5 shouldn't fucking microstutter like that period you fucking retard
>>183108548
And no one will call them out for it. Why the fuck cant anyone that isnt thorin say anything ? Why cant they fucking make it 100% impossible to cheat?
>>183108661
t. shitter who has never had more than 4 threads or is new and not sensitive to framerates, acceleration, smoothing and other issues like dust on your mousepad
Its going to be a long night
>>183108848
way past the point of no return, maybe if they banned players in 2014 then the scene wouldn't be as big as it is now, the players and valve are both printing money right now, it's insane to think they will let it go for integrity
>>183108894
such toxicity :^)
>>183108894
I had an i5 prior to this and i never had microstutter outside of my AMD causing shit.
>>183109054
I bet they could prevent it without anyone knowing. Just make extremely strict rules for tourney.
Just another fucking gay ass day coming home just to see the cheating monk-
>BIG won and went 3-0
mfw
>*blocks your path*
the favela chimp out on twitter is hilarious
>>183110356
post.
>>183113313
>discord
wow what a surprise all the shittiest people in the world use it really makes me think
>>183113502
>>183113313
remove top most left picture please
>games over for the day
>dead thread
hmmmmmmmmmm....?
>>183108848
if cheaters were banned people half the pro teams would realize what a shitshow the scene actually is and stop watching=less viewers=>less money for gabe jewell=>not gonna happen, ever
casters/analysts don't call them out because they would lose their jobs
someone post missharvey so i can fap
guys rate my new meme
>>183116784
weird that you'd make thorin the one wanting to get rid of cheaters.
>>183118389
not really unless you're a brainlet, he quite obviously has hinted he believes there are cheaters, but due to his job he can't go "LOOK THESE PROS ARE CHEATING" because he'd never get hired again
>>183118683
whatever you say thorin, everyone knows you're a fanboy of the blatant danish hackers
>>183113313
those fucking faggots banned me because they got fucking asshurt about my bants i'd say 90% of them are hacking one kid had 10 accounts all get banned.
>>183119147
t:brainlet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ST2H48VDOM
Can/has any skeptic debunk on why some pros would shake their mouse back and forth microscopicly while shooting?
Does playing professional CSGO increase your chance of parkinsons?
>>183118683
But Thorin has also praised known cheaters like s1mple, who was banned for cheating before going pro/at start of his career
>>183118683
>>183119147
Actually he has said it our right that there are pro-cheaters there is a video of him ranting about it. Its probably one of his only likable videos that I've watched. Hes right 100% in it too.
>>183119482
s1mple plays on a high sens and microcorects a lot. A good example is his cache "this isn't following" noscope where is mouse shakes before shooting
>>183120934
"This isn't fpl" lol autocorrect
>join a weapons expert match
>warmup
>spam getout in console
>get kicked
kek why are these niggers so triggered
>>183121073
>>183120934
lmao no
>>183120934
>>183121073
>believes a proven cheater
top lol
once a cheater, always a cheater
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/2t4gc7/please_stop_saying_s1mple_was_banned_in_16/
So when will faze disband? fucking 0 - 3 in a major in fucking groups?
Who ever funded faze and brought niko must feel like a fucking idiot right now
Personal question for anyone: Do you believe taking performance enhancing drugs, i.e. drugs like Adderall, is considered cheating in the CSGO pro scene? Or do you think it's just a natural part of the scene?
We know that the likelyhood of pros taking such drugs is probably in higher than lower, but I want to know what most people think about this
>>183118683
he is out for being an obnoxious autistic cunt, stop sucking his dick like he is some based God, but don't worry Valve hinted they will let him do cameos at the major to pander to the deluded 12yo like yourself
>>183122656
>team gets exploited on
>gets unmotivated because losing to cheaters that don't even get punished
Why even try?
>>183122745
nice reddit post you got there
IT'S MY FIRE
>>183122661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY4sMcXgmXs
Pasza was totally on speed during this lmao
Anyways, concerning your question, yeah, I guess it should be considered cheating. But that's mainly because if it was legal, it would be a race to the bottom and everyone would be on amphetamines during tournaments. Then again, that sounds like it would be hella fun to watch as well.
>>183122661
it is considered cheating, ESL/WESA do drug tests
good night /csgog/. don't forget hard work, humbleness and dedication makes the difference!
Redpill me on jump crouch bug situation
>>183124782
>being this butthurt white piggu
this SK era is glorious
>>183125440
Not out of groups yet kiddo
>>183125624
tomorrow there will be 2 brazilian teams in playoffs :)
>>183125675
2br, 0 NA, 2CIS and 4 EU
damn it feels good being white
>>183125806
NA is shit I don't know why so many people in the US even give a shit about them. every single one of those teams are a bunch of fucking faggots. I wish I could have a US team that I could be proud of but no they are all little cunt twinks
Does Valve allow tourneys to mod the game or something? I can't find the PGL awp sound on the workshop or anything.
@183127390
are you still going at it you fucking retard, its the normal awp sound that you hear in game
>>183127390
Use equalizer
>>183127621
If they're editing the sound it's NOT THE SAME AS IN GAME you fucking IDIOTS
How do I get the awp sound and ONLY the awp sound to sound like it does on the PGL stream? Fucking with bass output changes everything I ONLY WANT THE AWP
>>183127798
Only use the awp then
>>183127691
I don't want to whole audio stream changed you FUCKSTAIN
sk hacks and everyone is ignoring it but I don't know why
>>183128152
Because the favelas need something to keep themselves from suicide.
Hey, I just realized that Germany destroyed them again.
@183128152
https://clips.twitch
.tv/ShakingNaiveWebRiPepperonis
umm noo?
Major's starting to pick up a bit:
>Brazilians cheat on LAN but still manage to get outcheated by skillful Germans.
>BIG all run into Cold 1 at a time for a pretty good ace.
>Immorals retaking B-site overpass with 2 awps vs 5 Na'Vi players by using awps like shotguns.
>/our guys/ going 1-2, though they'll probably still go through.
>clown9 semi performing
>the almighty Gambit and BIG are literally the teams that go 3-0. Thanks for the skins nerds.
>Exploit drama and shitty production - I like this, gives reddit something to cry about.
What more does this major need?
>>183128643
Someone from PGL to tell me how to get their custom awp sound
Is there a bigger tank in CS? Rpk has small legs.
>>183126274
I love the kind of people we get during majors in this general.
why do you fall for valve's bullshit, anon? Why do you fall for the esport pro gaming scene meme?
I don't even care who wins any more, so long as SK loses.
>>183129695
football is so corrupt br probably lost that on purpose and all the fans are literally crying over a fixed game
why do people tie themselves in to the teams they cheer for
>>183129627
Seeing how terribly mismanaged this major has been so far.
>shrood literally didn't have nvidia installed on a computer provided by the hosts.
I can definitely see it as being "easier than people claim" to cheat on LAN. These fucktards couldn't even install a driver let alone use an effective anticheat.
i wont be up in time tomorrow, so cloud9, ganbattne!!
>SK losing to ex-NRG line-up, a big guy and mouz reject.
Kekking myself to sleep.
>>183129627
Where is this post from? I'd like to see what his proof is
>>183129627
how does one get a job "servicing pro players" ? :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ST2H48VDOM
How can legit players compete
4th week in a row I get a spray instead of a weapon drop.
Will they recover?
>>183118683
>but due to his job
what job?
>>183133618
i hope so, tournaments aren't the same without pige
>>183133618
I dunno, I think they still have the ability to do well, and it'd just be such a disappointment to lose any of them from the team. Who can you even point out as "the trash can" of the team?
They got dumpstered by relatively shit teams and then almost beat astralis, they're trying to work to being a more tactical team but maybe they still want to try and bully the low tower teams, while saving trying for "real" competition? If that's the case then they're not as bad as they might seem.
I started thinking maybe olof should test out if, flush has been playing too shit lately. If olof can't get back to his prime I think he could still stay relevant as a decent igl, and I'm sure he could still hold up decent frags with it. If things don't get better it wouldn't hurt to try.
>>183129627
>I can tell you that from serivicing pro players
what did he mean by this?
>>183135432
RPing as a cheat coder
>>183130839
>how do you get a job servicing pro players
they call me the "sports psychologist"
>>183137459
looks like gla1ves sister
>>183134565
his job is to have autistic tantrums on social media to stir up interest when things are a bit boring
>>183138185
define autistic :>
>>183138241
"Caring about CSGO"
>>183138241
any tweet that ends in #FanLogic
also tweets like this https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/886997239280873472
>>183138765
>doesn't tweet 100% seriously all the time
>autisic
hmm
>>183139119
>Talks bullshit out the time
>When he gets called out he says ''I was just trolling xdd''
Thoorin is autistic, if you have any doubt watch Destiny vs Thoorin podcast from like 6 months ago when its basically Thoorin jerking out mentally for 3 hours
In one point when Thoorin is still assblasted why Destiny hasn't talked to him in 3 years, Thoorin compared being raped being just as being as being called an ''autist'' because in both scenarios those stuff happens without any control of the person whatsoever
>>183139921
consideringr your lack of understanding of humor, maybe you are the autist
So long as pige and VP get through I'm happy.
SK losing and Immortals getting through would be top jokes though
new player here ^^v why do only persons of color like this "cloud9" team?
>>183143038
Matches starting in 1:25
>>183143668
can they be called "undocumented" if they have somehow been counted? seem paradoxical
>>183146649
uhhhh yea.....
jus cos they don't have documents doesn't mean u can't jus like say "yo r u mexican?"
>>183139921
lmao I remember seeing this stream live dude it was the most pathetic shit ever, if the community wasn't so dead they would never let it go.
>mfw Thoorin spent 3hours being all trsundere saying he was mad at destiny for not talking to him but at the same time saying he doesn't care about him
>>183146724
but if they've been counted and that data put into a document...
>>183146857
their name and data is not in government documents
>>183146746
> if you call someone out then you totally must care alot about him
hmmm made me thingk
who we got for todays matches my dudes?
>>183150009
C9
F3
Fnatic
Astralis
North
Immortals
When do they start?
>>183150009
mouz
penta
navi
g2
vp
sk
>>183147405
>Spend 3 hours complaining why someone just stop talking to you after an incident, saying you both were close friends with similar fanbases
>''b-b-but its n-not l-like I mis-sed you or a-a-anything!! b-baka!!!!''
>>183150120
>>183150168
simply epic
>>183150009
1. mouz, because skadoodle won't show up, shroud will have negative KDR, n0thing is going to have 2 good rounds, asians will be "okay"
2. f3, penta is shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
3. fnatic, navi is dead
4. astralis
5. who cares
6. sk
I'm going to try and use 3200 dpi 1 sens with 2.2 zoom sense. Gonna be practicing 8 hours a day cause i'm a neet
I'll check in next week and tell you guys how it goes.
>>183150709
why
>>183150769
to see if I can become a god with it and my team accuses me of spin bottling
thorin get fucked ((our guy)) shroud is going to carry
>>183150679
>mouz because cry9 are their guys and are trash
ftfy
Stewie setting up his hacks.
>>183119485
no he says that people believe there are cheaters and it's just a competition of who can be the least blatant, he seperates himself from the theory and still puts it out there, typical autistic weasel stuff from him
>>183150936
when I started playing csgo I had 3 sens ingame and 1800 dpi, wasn't really a problem, I was still really good for a silver/gold nova or whatever I was back then, but not too consistent
I was awping like it was cs 1.6, which wasn't that hard before awp nerf, just less quickscopes
now I'm at 1800dpi 0.4444 sens, but sticking to my old sens wouldn't be too bad I think
Alright blatant hacking done by C9 just now. Clearly this delay was fabricated to keep the best team, mousesports, from winning. We know even the commentators are not even hiding their favor towards C9. Admins too must be rigging it.
why are they playing this early
>>183151536
9 games today instead of 8
try thinking
HA HA STUPID GOOK
How did automatick know where ropz is coming from?
nice jumping fag that surely helped a lot
skadoodle is on a different plane of existence
>>183151394
the main caveat is the 2.2 zoom sense
makes it 1 to 1 unscoped
>>183151721
knowledge of the map
he threw a flash maybe using that as context
intuition
aim lock
choose you poison
>>183151721
gamesense.bat
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>183151768
Yeah, that one awp kill when oscar had no cover and whiffed his first shot was fucking amazing. Thank you for hyping him up as a clutch player, Semmler.
So are they cheating or is this scripted?
>>183151949
What do you think that long pause was for? Supposed "audio trouble"? Why did Stewie have to restart his computer?
who's more retarded, semmler or pasha?
holy shit ska is fast someone should go to a demo, count the # ticks between the shot and the when the enemy is visible, and divide by the tickrate
>>183151949
scripted, they want one NA team in the playoffs
BIG win was also scripted, to for that cool story about "bad" guys finding out they don't need to do naughty stuff to win
Autimatic is trash
>>183151949
stewie definitely cheats
>>183151997
semmler is retarded faggot and pasha is retarded retard
>>183152126
>hard carry for an NA team
>trash
figures
>>183152120
They used the bug against SK too.
>>183152238
>hard carry for shit team
>so he needs to be just above shit
feejoors
>total drops this match
>853
what the fuck
>>183152272
everyone used it
but when they used it vs c9 it was considered "abusing" by gentlefags, bacause they did it like very round and were jumping like 20 times in a row for info, not just one cheeky peek
>another C9 timeout
>why aren't the hacks WORKING
yo coach my pc ran out of """""""""nvidias""""""""
>>183152338
237k viewers
SHROUD IS BACK BABY
6 FUCKING KILLS IN 15 ROUNDS, TAKE THAT HATERS
>""pro"" team
>buying decoys first round
>duuude i'm just $50 short for awp this game is shit where is my nvidia
>>183152737
really carrying the team
>double scout
>put them in the same part of the map
is this the power of stewie as igl?
>>183152913
it was a honorabre think to do
>>183152737
Our guy. Sticking it to those fucking redditors who claimed he was actually good.
all I see is ropz missing sprays, I thought he was the hot new thing?
>>183153079
ye pros overrated ropz so much
kid is shit
shroud seems to be waking up
nvm
why do pros pull their knife out so much?
toggling back on, C9
shroud closer and closer to 1.0 KDR, what a beast
>>183153217
Tics
getting carried by Asians wtf na
Is there anything more depressing than being a mouz fan? The most consistent underperformers going back for years.
I swear you have to watch C9 matches on mute, these fucking commentators are a joke
Okay, that shit is scripted
uhh why didn't he just spray ?
>>183153483
>>183153569
lol hating on NA stupid yorup
S U P B I T C H
>>183153475
since BIG were created im not depending on Mouz anymore. I still like them would like to see them getting far...
>>183153591
cause he's a fucking retard
>>183153591
because sticking it when there's so much time remaining is a pugger move, you wouldn't expect it in an elimination match
all hail the pug god
U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A
>>183153653
yeah but even if he didn't stick it, stew could only be in the smoke, just spray him down
mousesports don't even deserve to be here, they are so fucking shit. Watching them gives me depression.
>>183153746
then neck yourself you dipshit braindead nigger
>NA team with 15 rounds
uh oh time for choke script
denis more like benis haha :DDDDDDD
>>183153791
Did I touch a nerve?
why do we allow these nigger us teams into cs tournaments
stewie would be gold nova here in europe
dumb nigger faggot country
>c9 victory
>party rockers starts playing
>>183153829
/ourguys/ could not knock out Reddit team bros. Feels bad.
>>183153895
no neck yourself you fucking faggot retard dipshit nigger
>another major
>chrisjoint and niko going home early
so many parts change but things stay the same
yes
>>183153978
hang in there mate, things will get better!
>>183153992
chrisj is the shawn michaels of cs
>>183153742
maybe, but spraying into a smoke and not hitting is just an easy kill for the other guy if he fakes
still though lowel outplayed himself basically
>>183122656
has NiP ever cheated?
>>183153920
auti and stewie are always first picks in fpl
guys who is the dark souls of csgo?
Is nothing putting on a voice or does he unironically sound like that?
>>183153993
Gonna be even sweeter when they go out 2-3. The schadenfreude will be delicious.
lets go slavs
>>183154382
hes sounded like that his whole life
Why does HS have anime hair?
>>183154895
heh... poor guy
So Cucked 9 will draw the winner of G2/Asstralis? I hope it's the end for them there, they're not good enough to get the legend status.
can the desk see the holograms?
>>183155034
no stupid
>mangoose
>>183155034
Is there a green screen there? How does it work?
>tattoo showcase
why
why
why
Why do all of these pro players have a sob story that keeps trying to get pushed?
>>183154980
They could draw anyone they haven't already versed. So most likely F3 or Penta.
>Japanese demon
>>183154906
HS = HentaiSlayer
>>183155138
its augmented reality kind of like pokemon go
Do you people play with the default brightness? Jesus Christ this game is incredibly dark, can't see shit capn.
this zehn nigga is talking like teh_pwnerer from pure pwnage lmao
>this segment
cringekino
>>183154980
they can't get g2 so they should hope for an astralis win and they've beaten navi/fnatic/f3 this month so they'll likely make it
fifflaren? more like shut the fuck up already
>>183154980
>>183154621
>>183153920
>the state of yurop
>45 minutes later and the veto hasn't even started
Remember MLG and E-League? Remember having non-autists running majors? Remember having an actual schedule?
>>183155683
cant wait to see 2 NA teams in major final
>>183155795
duuude players are superstars
they need time to get into the zooone duuude
another whogivesafuck segment
>>183155683
Can't wait to see Americans cry after they drop the ball
>oh dang. They were only one victory away from making the playoffs. You can't deny they played well though. I mean, they beat North and Mouz. If that doesn't prove they're competitive, I don't know what will. Also, BIG cheated.
START THE FUCKING GAME, DO THE FUCKING VETO, SOMETHING
>there's only 8 players who have been to every major and markeloaf is one of them
thanks for the advice stewie, now I can become a champion and reach my dreams
>FlipSid3 removed Cobblestone
see you next match
I love Anders and Semmler xD
>penta vs f3
>de_train
>cummler and redditboy
>>183156317
they're my favs!
i don't get the hate ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>183156380
don't you have a game to cast?
>PGL did production for the worst major in history: Cluj-Napoca
>they hosted the worst major in dota2
>they've had extended internet outages in 2017
>over an hour of down time between group stage matches
how are these guys even allowed
>>183156447
they do it for free
>>183156447
let's have PGL appreciation thread :))))
>>183156380
Eh... I'm warming up to them now that reddit hates them.
>>183156447
cluj wasn't that bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQiq3Lpv0Vc
Guess who's trying to come back? I don't think he can recover, but I suppose it'll be interesting to see if he can
>>183156503
BASED
FAMILY SHOW
A
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H
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>>183156552
isn't he a no one? i heard about him only in rlewis vids
>>183156447
I can forgive them for the outage and I can ignore the lengthy analyst desk and thorin segments, but holy fuck, the match ups they have give us in the swiss system have been garbage.
Why did they put penta and vega together? Why didn't they make FaZe verse one of them? Why give us SK v BIG? How come they're gifting C9 another playoff position?
>>183156723
To be fair, they fucked that up so hard
>>183156741
He had probably one of the biggest streams on twitch with his gambling streams, and he'd been around for a long time. Dinglederper was pretty popular by association too
>>183156757
That's literally the only thing you can't blame them for lmao. Swiss matches are randomly drawn, the only rules are that teams of the same record face each other and you can't play the same team twice.
>>183156594
>all this bullshit for just one sentence of actual explanation
why
>>183156867
>Swiss matches are randomly drawn
>He actually believes this
>>183157006
heh
>>183156757
They're desperate for any NA team to get big so that sweet sweet sponsor bux comes their way. Commentators, organizers, you name it. Everybody has C9 dick in their mouth
was that hard work and dedication?
https://clips.twitch
.tv/ToughBadPlumageMikeHogu
>BIG are 3-0 only playing Inferno
What if their opponents banned this map?
>>183157214
I literally have no idea how the fuck this happened
You can veto 3 maps. 3
>>183157214
they would be 3-0 on different maps
>>183155825
>>183156074
>>183156757
>>183157182
>yurocucks mentally blocking out C9's ESL Cologne run
stay delusional kiddies
i just bought this game and i feel dirty already is this normal?
also noob tips please
>>183157415
dont play this game, its like cancer that will eat you away
>>183157415
play deagle@nosound
>>183157489
i play war thunder im used to cancer both gameside and playerside and also used to dealing with russians
>>183156741
very popular trash streamer, fake gambling, fake giveaways, pedo
pretty much the equivalent of "just a prank bro" youtube channels
>>183157406
You fucking Americans and your inferiority complexes. I'm referring to potential sponsors in NA that would be far more interested in bankrolling events and teams if an NA squad came out on top at a major. How can you be this fucking retarded and not understand that?
>>183157415
turn off voice chat
>>183157406
That's the run they're talking about. C9 had all easy opponents until the grand final, when they lost 0-3 :(
History is repeating itself.
>>183157415
If you don't have 4 friends to team up with, literally don't bother playing.
>>183157729
WE WUZ COLOGNE N SHIT
>>183157415
if you don't have any plans on actually putting down effort and dedication to git gud, don't bother
I hope NaVi gets BTFO just like Faze, that would make my day.
just woke up how was the shitposting during c9 mouz
Do you ever sometimes use an auto just to make the other team upset?
>>183158128
idk faggot why dont you scroll up and see
>>183157935
i bought it specifically because the grind on war thunder is super slow and i wanted something else to put effort in.
our mercs died for this
so this..... is the power of slavs
>want to bet
>the minimum bet is $0.3
>don't have a single item over $0.1
>>183125430
>Game has a minor bug in it
>Tournament organizers allow it
>Players whine about it being lame
>Someone who does well uses the bug
>People cry that they're cheating despite no rules were broken
Not using all the tools available to you because someone might get upset is retarded, good for Big.
>>183158130
no i'm scared of losing it to them and becoming the one upset myself
is markeloff crying?
>>183158243
I hope
>>183157415
u should probably shower first
>>183158130
I think thats the case, especially if the team is already on tilt. There are a lot of mental maneuvers going on, especially in a game like csgo. Anything that can get you an edge is beneficial
HURRY UP WE WANT THE PIGE
>>183158204
sure, but just ask yourself what you want from the game
if you just want some casual mindless fun, then don't bother imo, esp if you don't have friends to play with already
do you have any previous FPS experience?
pige mentioned
>>183158409
I used to play COD to the point where I could consider myself good.
I also played some CSS before but not much.
>>183158130
if you/your opponents get upset by autosniper, you're a scrub/playing against scrubs
https://www.hltv.org/news/21088/stewie2k-wed-rather-not-play-the-brazilians
Stewie knows what going on
>>183158483
Honestly, previous fps history will not help you much with this game. Completely different mechanics and if you don't put in the effort to learn and practice those mechanics you are going to find yourself not making much progress later on.
gonna drink a glass of milk lads
>turf
fucking cummler
Still can't believe both Gambit and BIG advanced with 3-0. Is this actually going to be our major /csgog/?
sick of watching train desu
>>183158731
>Gambit vs. BIG Grand final
make it so
>waiting for the inevitable hour delay before Fnatic vs NaVi starts
>>183158763
Consider posting on reddit instead
>>183158731
Gambit are good, though. They have established skilled players.
BIG on the other hand are a huge surprise. They probably won't win another match, though. Ban inferno and they're done.
>>183158859
already do, my friend
>>183158890
exclusively
>>183158876
nah man
at this moment our main man god b is fixing 400iq strats on other maps
they have 2 more days until playoffs
>>183158980
>turk
>400 iq
I don't want to be /pol/ here but...
>>183158940
why cant i be part of your super secret anonymous club?
this game is so fucking stupid, how are these rounds playing out like they are?
>>183159127
new script
>>183159059
Our maps:
Train
Inferno
Their maps:
Cobblestone
Overpass
Neutral maps:
Nuke
Mirage
Cache
accept it or leave
>>183159127
it's like matchmaking game where both teams are tilted
just less teamkills
>>183159148
>>Their maps:
>Overpass
HELLLOOOOOOOOO REDDOOOOOOOOOO
>>183159237
how new?
>>183159237
lol
>>183159147
>>183159169
It's fucking annoying me so much and I'm not even playing, this is why I stopped playing 5v5 comp
>>183159265
you are? i'd guess about 2 weeks
>>183159148
>(You)
waylander is in the same fucking position every fucking round and they still haven't adjusted, whats the issue?
>>183159329
autism
I fucked up my bet AGAIN.
PENTA WHAT THE FUCK
now watch f3 lose this round cause they decided to go aggro and we hit OT
>>183159392
I haven't done betting in a year... Where do people bet now? How does it work with the new steam trading restrictions?
>>183159440
heh
hey kids what's wrong with this fucking game?
I've only watched a few games but it's ALWAYS cancer like flipside winning.
How do you fuck up such a huge lead that badly?
>PENTA
lol
>>183159458
Just sell all your skins and bet with money so you actually gey something useful at the end
>only worldedit not wearing shorts on flipsid3
what a pussy
>>183159519
>our slavs
>cancer
fuck off reddit
>>183159527
By having finns on your team
>>183159527
better team usually wins unless something major happens like 2 pistols & stars going off
>>183159493
should've fucking happened given the way that game went, but thank fuck it's actually over
>>183159592
waylander?
When is our guy Faze playing
>>183159527
train is 12-3/11-4 CT sided
just winning the T side pistol and converting 3 rounds is huge, and penta fucked that up
>flipside winning with just 4 players
wow, impressive
>>183159595
>2 pistols
it's not cs 1.6, pistol rounds don't matter
>>183159690
uhh
>>183159635
absolute shit until end of second half desu
Hi b1ad3 here. Although I got 6 kills we still won haha thanks for carry
>>183159635
2 finns > 1 "finn"
>>183159764
b1lad3e sign my profile plz
>>183159764
wow, no humbleness
>>183159764
you're a shitty interviewee and shittier player
>interviewing a guy with 6 kills
just start the next game pls
>>183159973
he's probably the only one with passable english, and he's the IGL who does their strats
Can the panel see the holograms?
>>183160057
>csgo
>strats
don't you meme on me
>>183160134
t:(You)
>>183160128
Can the holograms see us?
>>183160134
just cause you don't play with strats doesn't mean that everyone doesn't
>>183160231
don't make me lmao @U :DDD
"go A and shoot them" is no strat and that's all you need to win :DD
who here has gotten a drop?
>These cheesy as fuck csgo ads
>>183160362
I got an inferno drop the first round of games
FUCK
MANLETS
navi disband when
>navi vs fnatic on mirage
noice
>Flusha and Olof look like old men
>Only 23 and 25 years old
Do swedes age like milk?
>>183160753
white people age like shit
>>183159708
>it's not cs 1.6, pistol rounds don't matter
And thank god for that. Every time I hear someone complain about pistols, proclaiming that 1.6 was "perfect", I have to remind them how every Bo3 in 1.6 went:
>Team A wins their map pick thanks to winning both pistol rounds
>Team B wins their map pick thanks to winning both pistol rounds
>Map 3 comes down to whoever wins pistol rounds
I'm also thankful for the changes to weapon spray, preventing those ridiculous 1-pixel-wide angle holds
pls fnatic dumpsterd those clowns
You have to have sex with one of the csgo pros or your family dies
Who do you choose? We talking hypothetical of couse, no one here is gay lol.
>>183161016
Nikki or hedge
>>183161016
hiko
I want to become a pro just so I can have a go at pansy's fanny - damn that hoe fine
Nice pinghack
Would you rather have threesome with flusha and juliano
or device & SGares?
>implying fnatic stand a chance
>>183161304
Flusha and make juliano watch
tfw I played 1.2k hours in css, 99% in surf servers instead of actually getting good at the game.
Maybe I could get out of LEM or have become a pro if I had.
>>183160753
they've had a rough life
>>183161373
>doubting our guy
I'm just casually waiting for burgers to wake up so we can have fun chat
someone remind me what the keybind is to follow grenades in gotv?
I thought it was alt but that doesn't seem to work
>>183161380
this nigga knows what's up
>>183161304
I wouldn't, having another woman next to me isn't right, it's supposed to be an intimate moment
How come these threads are always filled with gay innuendo & lusting over pansy being a slut?
>>183161538
google it you tard
so this.... is the power of pige....
>>183161538
>>183161736
google was shit, but I found it through console when going to reenable cl_spec_showbindings
"cl_spec_follow_grenade_key" = "2" ( def. "0" ) client archive - 0 = LALT, 1 = LSHIFT, 2 = +reload
turn out i'd changed it to reload at somepoint
>>183161720
what gives you the right to call pansy a slut
>>183161638
post tits
Guardian of our skines
Guardian of our skrilla
Nigga short as fuck
But he a dope as nigga
>>183161905
She fucks everyone bro
fnatic and worthless t sides
name a more iconic duo
These threads are so dead at this time, I just want aus fags & canadians to come and talk about funny gay shit with me (related to cs:go ofcourse)
>>183161720
>lusting over
don't think thats really the case here
>>183161720
what gay innuendo?
Ummm.... flusha?
FLUSHA
>>183161985
not me bro
>>183162126
pansy & her stank pussy
Also
flusha & his hacks
that was great play by him holy fuck
flusha couldn't hold back at the temptation
>snap onto the head through the wall for an headshot wallbang
#JustFlushaThings
It was just a crop clean lock from flusha there! Just game sense!
>>183162278
webm anyone?
>>183162239
are you pro player? or autistic analyst? Are you related to csgo pro scene?
If you answered yes to any of these questions - and still did not get any of that pansy fanny
check if you are gay bro
Uhhh gotards?
Flusha doesn't even hide it lmao
>Replay after every round no matter how mediocre the play is
>No replay for Flusha's clutch
What the fuck? So biased. I missed it.
#S1mplyWobbling
>>183162321
https://clips.twitch
tv/PoorSwissClamDancingBaby
What happened to fnatic? Did Valve catch them and quietly make them delete their humbleness.exe?
>fnatic losing so much
RIP dream team
>>183162382
Seized knew where he is, so flusha just took his chance
>>183162382
dumb retarded nigger idiot learn to properly link and then neck yourself faggot
>>183162384
olof is washed up super fucking hard
>>183161304
>juliano
i wish he lost some of that shitty tan
>>183162360
He's legit now, which is also why he's a complete shitter for well over a year.
>>183162493
>he
my dick just flinched
>>183162448
>highlight
>open in new tab
retarded braindead nigger
>>183162382
explain this
>be me
>play comp csgo
>lose 0-16
>mfw I realize I don't have nvidia on my computer
>navi t sides
>fnatic already starting the comeback
ez 4 pige
Juliano fucking you with a strapon
or you fucking device
which one /csgod/?
>>183162321
>>183162448
Full Twitch link gets filtered as spam you retard. Look at every other Twitch clip link in the thread.
>>183162441
the wallbang is alright, seized was crouched when he shot, he just uncrouched when he heard the shot, it's the lock when he's clearing stairs, no pro player would clear it with a crosshair that low, it's pretty suspicious
>>183162621
twitch.
tv/whatever
>>183162539
you are literally a brainless sissy retard moron nincompoop mouthbreathing dunce
link like this so it's clickable you humongous cocksucking worthless trash
https://clips.twitch
.tv/PoorSwissClamDancingBaby
>>183162621
but there's no dot between "twitch" and "tv" in this link, you retard
>>183162651
i didn't even link it you tard, it's easy to open it in new tab
>>183162617
lifted his mouse
>SWEDES
LAFFIN
AT
U
ALL
RIGHT
NOW
This theard is really lacking gay posts, shitposts and pansy posts
>>183162712
kill yourself you waste of human life
based gambit
>>183162617
>crosshair suddenly moved to the side
Lol
VAC
>>183162739
mods here are now fun
I'd gay post but I don't want to get banned yet again
>>183162617
what a game senseâ„¢ :^)
HAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK
VAC AS FUCK
>>183162798
>lmao who check the stairs lmao haha downvoted! :DDDD
>>183162617
>lock on 8 sec
>decide to shoot at 10 sec
i prefer fnatic cheating than fucking monkeys
>navi on t side
>>183162798
The first flick to the right was checking bottom of stairs. Still not sure what prompted the wall bang though.
>>183162730
>swedes are shit now
>french are shit now
>BRAZIL AND GERMANY REIGNS SUPREME
>>183162847
with crosshair at knee level?
what?
>pig
lmao, "our guy" right?
Did Pansy really suck off some pros though a glory hole?
>>183162831
I got 2 warns before,
Just don't post not csgo related pictures
Also keep the gay stuff related to cs go - that's what I do
>>183162796
>deagle
>min wear
>hobbit sticker
good find anon, congrats
what the FUCK was that
>>183162848
>check if he's on stairs
>he's not, no point in shooting
>check if he's mid
>he's not, take a shot at spot literally created for wallbanging connector
>>183162905
pige
Andres and semmler really haven't developed as casters for the past like two years, they're pretty mediocre now
>fnatic toggled because they’re losing
what the fuck
every time
flusha and dennis should make it less obvious
>>183162964
they developed their company :^)
>pistols
>>183163016
>>183162796
scrap that vp shit
>>183162890
but he was shooting at head level before ct stood up
>>183162924
yeah i was one of them lol
Ecoround is a meme, just every round
>Seized
>Edward
>pro players
everybody can suck my dick
fnatic is the most fun team to watch
>>183162796
>no BIG
into the trash
KURIMUSU SAMA!
>>183163131
pige and our guys are always great
>>183163060
jks on u I was in the room with her and we took turns
>>183163056
fucking sausage fingers
>>183162964
I like Anders, Semmler doesn't add much. When Anders did ECS Finals with other casters it was great.
Pretty entertaining match
Northern kings of retake
waking up to a c9 win c:
i knew they could do it!
Shouda just used the jump bug to see if he was defusing.... fuck the gentlemans agreement i wanna be a hardman
>swedish team
>5 white males
why hasn't the swedish government dictated diversity quotas on that shit yet?
wtf???
p1mple is a retard
>>183163140
>furries
This is a really fucking enjoyable match despite the VAC worthy shots.
>>183163196
You'll sleep to a c9 lose senpai
>>183163159
>jks on u
It's been a while since I saw a classic match like this.
>>183163219
yeah. seized is even worse though
>>183163218
>fnatic
>white
they are inbred mutant looking retards. things are going according to plan in sweden
>wow the aimpunch! how did he even hit that!!
gee anders, i wonder why
>>183163307
why what
>>183163285
watch it on only 720p or 480p for better immersion
>>183163269
no!
holy shit that JW fag, too bad not a kill
that was nuts
>>183163340
A shot like that is impossible for a human to pull off, unless you're using an aimbot to make the proper corrections for you.
Is pansy a slut or is it just /csgod/ meme?
Both teams look like shitters compared to brs lol
fun match though
>>183163352
I was actually watching it on 480p, but not on purpose. Thanks for making me check and change the quality.
>>183163390
tag* lmao
>>183163430
both
>>183163430
she's a ho
>slim forest
>young gob b
>dreadlocks edward
>taz with hair
>fat neo
>prepubescent gtr
>one chin karrigan
>under 200kg zonic
>spawn
why is annihilation 2 the best highschool movie gotards
pansy eats chinese takeout off the floor!
>mfw Gambit are the only slavs getting through
>>183163430
She's a straight up slag
Would pound her shitter full force though
>>183163552
whatever that shit is, looks nasty
>>183163552
I cummed in there
>>183163552
Why do you post this ? :<
>>183163513
Neo Thrill was bretty good too
yo but honestly this swiss format is dog shit. How am I supposed to take a tournament seriously if its format isn't seeded
>>183163552
>chipotle tabasco
lol.
NAVI NO!
>>183163513
>not SK believe
what a plebboi
What kind of guy do you need to be to get into pansy's pantu?
>ywn get blowbanged alongside pansy
>toggle in crucial situations
>win
nice
>>183163728
THIS
>>183163736
thorin changed alot
>>183163728
>aaaaah AHHHHHHHHHH
>I NEED A HEROOOOO
>[vilden intensifies]
>>183163654
>Being such a brainlet that you can't understand why the Swiss format is better than seeded elimination
>>183163736
fuuuark she was hot when younger
post more prime pansy
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU PIGLET
BASED FUCKING PIGE
yo navi
SAY MY NAME
>more than minute left
>yo i'll push through the fire and flames
guardian?????????
FREE SKINES
P I G E
I
G
E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g
>>183163853
pigfish
That'll do pig, that'll do.
>>183163728
>not embrace at optihack
do you even forest kino
>>183163853
yay double (You)
>>183163779
Because it's all BO1, there' no room for adjustments, which makes matches more prone for upsets.
>>183163779
So teams can have easier or harder schedules based entirely by luck/rigging?
>Guardian
s1mple ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqqNTbW5zF4
fnatic era was the best era of csgo, hope they will git gud again
How mad will s1mple be after this game?? :DDDDD
csgo players are so fucking trash.what the fuck. these fucking scrubs just go straight to crouch and spaying
TRY AIMING, P1MPLE YOU FUCKING RUSSIAN MONGOLOID SUBHUMAN
JW FAK U
someone call reddit to make us a new thread
>>183163985
>adjustments
>uh, they raped us on B site on de_inferno, so let's put more players on B mirage
?????????
p1mple go back to bandera faggot
>>183162730
>>183164069
no it wasn't. flusha is a cheater. only csgo babby retards don't understand this
SIMPLE WAS A MISTAKE
-GUARDIAN
+ELECTRONIC
>>183163985
>>183164004
>I don't know how the Swiss tournament works: The Post
>zeus goes 3-0
>navi out in groups
I love JW
>>183164183
i posted it again lmao
>ShitVi BTFO
>Sh1tmple crying
nice
based pige
>>183164081
fuck off f0rest nip are shite
-navi
+JW FAK U
>>183164183
oh shit, better call him out on reddit
>>183163985
>Because it's all BO1
Through multiple stages in a round-robin like format, but without having to take as much time as round-robin.
>>183101154
nice unbiased poll faggot