Dota 2 Gen - /d2g/

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post em

good bye dotards
I got a job working with normies in a bar

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Slacks is fucking disgusting.

Him being a headliner personality is a fucking stain to the game. His persona is abrasive as fuck, he's a funny-noise guy which would be fine if he actually good at it, and his whole deal is being loud, inflammatory, and saying awful things. He's not even fucking smart when he says outrageous offensive shit; it's dumb lowest-common-denominator crap.

I'm fine if you like that sort of shit; there is a place for that for that audience. But you don't give a dipshit like that a fucking OFFICIAL platform at the International. It's goddamn unprofessional the things that comes out of that man's mouth.

I'm sitting there at TI 2016 and this retard is there in an official capacity with zero improv skills and professional conduct. At absolutely no time were you convinced his schtick was an act; he is actually that horrible and for some fucking reason people love him for it. Fat jokes and racism - his repertoire is pathetic.

>>183084894
icefrog approved slacks to be at ti 7

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>>183084894
Can you stop spamming this fucking garbage?

so how do I stop getting chat bans?

I might be a little chatty, sure. Is that so wrong?
But people report me way too much, I swear I'm not being """toxic""" whatever that even means.
I don't know how else I can make people do things other than writing chat messages to them.

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B reddit.COM

>>183085108
stop being a room temp iq retard who participates in twitch chat

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>>183085096
Slacks is fucking disgusting.

Him being a headliner personality is a fucking stain to the game. His persona is abrasive as fuck, he's a funny-noise guy which would be fine if he actually good at it, and his whole deal is being loud, inflammatory, and saying awful things. He's not even fucking smart when he says outrageous offensive shit; it's dumb lowest-common-denominator crap.

I'm fine if you like that sort of shit; there is a place for that for that audience. But you don't give a dipshit like that a fucking OFFICIAL platform at the International. It's goddamn unprofessional the things that comes out of that man's mouth.

I'm sitting there at TI 2016 and this retard is there in an official capacity with zero improv skills and professional conduct. At absolutely no time were you convinced his schtick was an act; he is actually that horrible and for some fucking reason people love him for it. Fat jokes and racism - his repertoire is pathetic.

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Why are you not maining pugna?

>>183085175
What are you talking about?

Another thing I don't understand:
Who is the target audience for twitch streamers?

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>>183085096
FOUND THE OG POSTER

>>183085231
he will be forever ourguy after he BTFO liquid so hard
imagine how they wanted to kill him after that

>>183085276
sucking people off feels pretty gay

>>183085532
imagine you suck off fuTA to make yourself feel better

>>183085620
wtf I'm straight now

>>183085276
one piece > microbikini
imagination > crude matter

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>>183085724
>>183085620
based

>>183084862
See you tomorrow

>>183085802
slutty lolis > *
This is a fact people.

>>183085802
one pieces are garbage

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haha

>>183085939
that goes without saying
>>183085970
you are garbage

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what if one piece mirco bikini?

>>183086036
too slow bitch

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>>183085939
>putting straight shota over lolis
opinion discarded

>>183086192
nigga how tf would that work? stupid dotard

Can someone explain the TA = trap meme to me?

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post waifus

>>183086585
how dumb r u

not enough

>>183086308
????

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>>183086678
the bestest

>>183086585
ta's got a huge trap cock and she learnt to hide it at her assassin temple

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>>183086678

Why would I ever play a right click hero like drow, specter or TA who have no burst and no movement abilities? They are, by design, outclassed by the likes of...basically every other carry who can actually burst. PA, WK, AM, Morph
if you can't burst or chase a hero, if you can only right click, you are worthless because it requires bad positioning from the enemy in order for you to actually get a kill.
Why do people pick these throw characters who can only right click and have no form of burst to speak of

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>>183086678

>>183086036
I would pay top dollar to watch a gritty dota 2 movie. Fuck it would be so cool.

#183087636
>give me (You)'s the post

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Will valve fix their fucking servers? The past 25 games I have had on Us East, someone has disconnected at some time in the game and usually more than once

>>183087874
>I have no counterargument
typical

>>183087636
Spectre is Medusa except you can't counter her with a 3150 gold item. Trax is a walking aura. You buy the burst and movement on Templar.

>>183085915
won't the normies force me to assimilate with their alcohol fueled degenerate lifestyle

>>183087997
are you suggesting that you didnt post that as an elaborate bait?

>>183088190
>Suggesting TA does not have burst
hardly elaborate

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It's not pining. It's passed on. This game is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late game. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't filled it with hats it would be pushing up the daisies. It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible.
This, is an ex-game.

>>183088517
post deadgame1
how many do you have?

>>183088237
I said or movement abilities. Which TA does not. Spectre all around is just bad

>>183088642
>TA who have no burst and no movement abilities?
no you didnt

@183088642
>I said or
now lets take a little stroll back to your first post
>who have no burst AND no movement
hmmm.....

>guys that's bait
>proceed to engage in dialogue
who's really winning here?

>>183085434
quick rundown?

>>183088162
No, the pull of dota is too great
t. normie who has 10000 hours in this game

>>183084593
Been out of the loop of Dota 2 since TI5.

Can someone give me a quick basic rundown of the meta?

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>bet 250 tokens
>win
>bet 500
>lose

>>183089095
pick a strong mid and snowball

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What if Octarine reduced cast animations by 25%?

>>183089095
Current pub meta is bara roam, zeus mid, necro off or mid, earthshaker and omni off, and ursa for ez wins

what if there was an item like octarine but for physical attacks

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>>183088619
i just have deadgame2
like you know, dota2 the dead game

>>183089095
current meta is who picks the tankiest
Bristleback core
clock and SK support

>>183089008
Slacks got on a bus with Liquid or something
they just lost a lan or something
Slack, in Slack fashion, loudly proclaims "GOOD JOB WINNING GUYS" *cue wide lipped Slacks smile™
Purge or annee, one of those cucks, tells him they lost
awkward, but liquid probably understood
4chainz anonymous thinks slacks is a savage for making a mistake, probably forgot to attach a golden face

>>183089369
Slacks is literally /ourguy/ by the law of contrarianism

>>183088713
TA is literally trash, she's just bad PA

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>>183089008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJiDfPKhoYI
4 minutes but its worth it trust me
no one has blew liquid the fuck out even harder

>>183089367
>bristleback
>one of the worst heroes in the game

nice meme

>>183089367
0/10 troll

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>>183085434
>>183089489

>>183089707
>posting worst pet
L M A O

>>183089476
assuming were talking about mid
>trash hero who cant flashfarm, her snowballing and defectives early on entirely depends on RNG and enemy being braindead idiots who dont buys stick and just die
vs
>hero that can flashfarm (including ancients stacks), is durable, has some map control thanks to traps and is usually unstoppable after consistently getting deso+dagger around 17-19 minute mark

Where can i find a community of 5k+ mmr white players to dicuss the meta, balancing, and builds with?

>>183090301
nadota.com
A lot of asians though.

>>183089182
>what if ogre magis bloodlust decreased cast animations equal to the speed boost

>>183090301
right here friend

>>183090301
reddit

>>183089476
Is this the same retard from last thread that refused to show his dotabuff because he is 1k but thinks his knowlege is that of a 9k?

>yfw Invoker wins the arcana vote and gets a genderswap arcana
>valve adds lore about a change sex spell
>femvoker is a huge slut

>>183090565
>>valve adds lore about a change sex spell
>which he learns from pugna

>>183090464
>still being this assblasted that he did not understand the movespeed formula
also it isnt me baiting this time

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>IG having visa issues
oh my how concerning I wonder who would stand in if he got rejected from the US...

>>183088517
>posting badSumail

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>>183090565

>>183089182
>what if brewmasters drunken haze increased cast animations equal to the slow

>>183090819
>trumps travel ban helps na win their first ti
>kicking out the sandniggers makes dota great again
like pottery

>>183090405
>>183091137
What does this have to do with anything?

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Here is a novel idea Dotards: Maybe nobody on your team deserves to get reported! #Woah

>>183090819
they should do it to OP too making bullshit excuses to replace him with better mid

>>183091304
>Here
stopped breathing right there

>>183091390
you mean here

>>183091287
im replying to this post
>>183089182
because i think its a cool idea and could be expanded to a few underpicked heroes

>>183091679
im replying to this one >>183088932

>>183091304
that fucking feeding CM deserves hell though

>>183091835
CMs are cute don't bully them! report Linafags instead

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>>183091304
If they are arrogant, say anything in spanish or ignore me, the match is euthanized.

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>wake up
>no Act 2

>>183092218
I bet Valve forgot about it

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if you're still lurking /d2g/ and haven't posted yet now is your chance, respond to this post and ill say something nice back to you

Will VP ever not choke regardless of game?

>>183092218
>inb4 valve is delaying act 2 because the new hero is in it

What is the core item build for offlane Omniknight?

>>183093248
arcane midas
whatever you want

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can we finally 1m peak d2g

>>183093645
suck my 1m dotard

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>>183093021

>>183092657
Here's a (You) frogposter
Can you wish me luck on the SFC?

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>>183093898
>SFC
good luck on your Space-filling curve

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SFC

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>Dust, Smoke and Wards are now usable from backpack

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i think this water theme is inspired by d2g

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>>183093750

BIG

>>183094550
>smelly dotards literally influenced valve to make ti underwater themed
rofl

>>183094629
PURPLE

you're all sluts

>>183094779
LANAYA

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>>183094550

>>183094169
>Dust, Smoke and Wards are now usable from backpack
Smoke would be fine, you can already use it from the courier. But being able to use dust from backpack would turn most invis heroes to complete trash tier. Wards would also be too good, sentries would rape the invis heroes.

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Would you pat her head D2G?

>>183095182
I would only pat QoP's head

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>>183095267
That was a test, you passed!

What are some instant high damage AoE spells?

>>183095385
nice nice, I have only 1 head pat queen

almost got my very first rampage -ever with meepo. After 2k hours I can't get a rampage, what is wrong with me.

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>>183095493

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>>183095147
>bathista

>>183095812
just keep spamming meepo
Rampages are overrated shit anyway and usually boil down to taking kills during teamfights.
Focus on laning well and picking your fights.

>>183090464
>mmuh dotabuff...
the burden of proof is on you nigger, post yours first

does high mmr correlate to big dick size?

>>183096334
fearselfie.jpg

>>183089476
But that's wrong.
Templar doesn't really play like phantom at all.
They're two fundamentally different playstyles.

Phantom is a ganking snowball semi-carry that can transition into an actual carry, Templar is a farming snowball semi-carry who usually builds utility items after blink and deso.

>>183095812
Ive been playing this game since march (250 games played) and I already have 2 rampages, 1 with sniper druid and 1 with enchantress.

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>>183096446
>usually builds utility items after blink and deso
please stop posting

>>183096618
>"bloodthorn is a damage item"

>>183096446
utility items like daedalus or butterfly?

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>>183088517
xD dead game guys lolol

>Kunkka doesn't benefit from quell when he doesn't have Tidebringer icon.png Tidebringer learned.
yeah, thats very intutive.

>>183096690
Bloodthorn is nearly always superior to big crit, because it offers utility beyond damage.

>butterfly
try hex

>>183096863
>hex on TA
nigga you have no fucking clue do ya?

>>183096807
>more whales
>less players
>lol but goypendium

the game has gone down in player base by a bit, it should have gone UP, but its barely static. The game will die unless valve can get the LoL crowd somehow.

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>>183096446
>usually builds utility items after blink and deso.
My favorite utility item is Monkey King Bar

>>183096863
>hex
kys

>>183096945
Hex is good on every single hero in the game, if you can afford it.

>>183095812
play terrorblade and actually get rampages
>>183094169
outside of the first few minutes this isnt op, because in most games the players carrying wards and dust arent carrying anything else

>>183097042
Sure.
But on TA not optimal.

>>183086678
f...feminine penis?

>>183097042
Yes but literally any other item would be better suited for a TA, maybe if she's six-slotted and has a metric fuck ton of money lying around but hex should never be prioritized on an agi carry like her, Butterfly, MKB, Pike, Daedalus, or Deso are way more important.

>>183097041
now filter that to highskill/pro games retard

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>>183097123
>tfw not a masculine penis

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what's up coposters of the dota 2 gulag

>>183097293
>now filter that to highskill/pro games retard
Because the majority of Dota players are playing at a pro level.

>>183092146
The last 2 are idiotic and can be an honest mistake then again he,is probably a <1.5k chump so nothing of value is lost.

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>>183096807
reminder that all of dota's growth has been thirdies

>>183097493
the majority of dota players are not worth even considering.

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>>183097329
who /srg/ here

>>183093021
>>183093750
>>183094560

Source? asking for a friend.

>>183097621
remember before srg split off from scv?

remember when cosmo was based?

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>>183097621

Quickly /d2g/ how to stop anti-mage when bloodseeker is banned ? Even if you fuck him up in lane he comes back. No, you can't end before he's six slotted. It's too hard too push hg early, you have to be stomping to do that.

t. 3k

I haven't played in like 4 days, why the fuck is my download size 8.6 GB for a single update?

>>183098151
pick goodAM Arc Warden

>>183098276
how to play arc mid vs juggernaut with pms
is the game lost?

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>>183098057
>dog leash
every time

>>183098151
You pick greedier than the enemy in 3k no matter what and build greedier too.

In 3k there are no coordinated pushes except for when 1 guy feeds. Every game is a bunch of dumb fucks walking around aimlessly without teamplay or situational awareness until 1 random guy walks across river without tp for no reason then feeds. The other team will then push. This keeps happening until both teams get so big that they can destroy a base in 15 seconds, and that's when the game ends.

The best way to win in 3k is to pick the greediest shit, even your supports should be greedy ogre magi and omniknight picks. You need to have 3 cores in every game. If you do this, antimage cannot outcarry 3 farmed cores and in fact he will just continually push lanes into your carries so that they can farm safely under tower until they get unfathomably huge.

"Pushing early" is not a legitimate strategy because every 3k game has peru lords on both sides that will not walk with team or ever consider team play in any capacity. Your only option to is pick a carry and build hand of midas every game.

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all of this year's secret shop shit looks like its for preteen girls

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>i used to invoke tornado instead of shadow walk
>now i invoke shadow walk instead of tornado

>>183099160
cutsy shit is popular with numales

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>Land of the boosters and smurfs, 1.6k (formerly 1.7k)
>decide to pick Omni because ebin 85% winrate
>self announced 5k mmr meepo says he's gonna kick our ass
>ck solo offlane
>self proclaimed tinker booster says it's gonna be okay
>our sand king jungles and farms an Aghs in just under 16 minutes
>pretty much spends the whole game sitting in the jungle sand storming, not even using caustic finale
>randomly ults creepwaves
>godlike meepo by minute 18
Funny part is that I'm not even mad. It is my own fault for not touching ranked for 3 years. I have resigned myself to sit in the shitter bracket, I accept it.
/blog

Post predictions

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>>183100176
mi boi artour will win the ty bovl

>>183099914
fuc k off invoker poster

>>183099160
who even buys that bullshit

>>183100573
good goy

>>183100176
Dota 2 will be TF2 dead by 2020, TI9 will the last TI

>>183100176
just wait for nahaz post

>>183100176 I hope VP wins but they probably tilt and lose to themselves, the only scenario i see them winning is somehow they avoid EG and liquid and og being typical europoors will choke and lose to tnc, vp are china slayers and ez win vs all sea and chink teams, i hope they avoid eg and europoors will choke at ti as always.

>>183100462
>eg without ppd
>winning ti

>>183100462
DUBS FOR EG NOT MAKING TOP 8

TRIPS FOR RTZ RETIRING AFTER TI

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Pugna

>>183100882
>dubs and trips on vg

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Alright then, whats the big secret? How does one actually improve at this game?
And I don't mean "improve" as in gain mmr by spamming a hero or two until your brain turns liquid.

COORDINATOR
IS

D O W N
O
W
N

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>>183101074
Act II?

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>>183099914
everyone knows tornado is wind wind cold.
ice walk is cold cold wind, DUH

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>>183095928
what a cutie

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>>183084593
8GB patch?

holyshit the amount of level 1000+ BPusers in the 3k bracket is insane

EG will collapse after this TI and RTZ creates new team with BSJ with Artour playing mid
4

>>183101614
restart steam

>>183101624
Gotta get that Slark inmortal.

>>183098151
just get six slotted first?
you do know how to farm, right?

>>183101624
12 year old trust fund chinks

>>183100145
you know, Meepo is the sort of hero that just loses all relevance if he can't close out the game in time.
Meepo is one of the hardest snowballing heroes in the game, but unlike all the others he snowballs straight into a brick wall.
Don't lose and you'll beat Meepo easily

>>183101048
Play lots of games (mechanics) and think about the things that happen in them while playing (strategy).
That's it.

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>>183101562
ikr

Guys redpill me on welovefine, i can buy stuff and not get scammed? Or i need to go to TI to get good stuff?

>>183099131
Thanks my friend. I will remember your wise words. Just hope and pray to god that the russian cores are not subhuman levels of iq, got it !

>>183103305
you can buy stuff and won't get scammed. but it's a huge ripoff if you're out of the US

So Reso is going back to CIS now right?
Na'vi?

>>183104609
They're staying together until after dreamleague. I think they can take top 3.

>>183104289
from those shipping prices I saw in the last thread it's a ripoff if you're in the US too

>>183105348
Its all a ripoff
But if you're honestly spending money on plushies and dolls you're a manchild who doesnt *really* care about his money, so do what feels right to you

>>183103305
Buy there stuff and post how cool they are on Reddit, you will get mega Reddit "lets change the world guise" butthurt

>>183104609
maybe if navi let go of dendi, which is something I doubt

hey guys

reddit

>>183105291
>top 3
>in a 4 team competition
now that would be impressive

/d2g/ would you still love me if my nipples looked like pepperoni?

>>183087636
>TA
>No burst
kek

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>>183106445
if they're not misshapen, sure

WHEN
WHEN THE FUCK WILL MAGNUS GET A COMPLETE FUCKING REWORK? WHY IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT ALLOWED TO STAY THE SAME FOR 6 FUCKING YEARS?

WHEN IS CHILLKEKOLD GETTING THIS CUNT FUCKING REMOVED FROM THE GAME?

TRY HARRASING HIM SO HE CANNOT CREEP? NO FUCKING PROBLEM SHOCKWAVES ALL DAY

SOMEHOW HE STARTS FEEDING? NO FUCKING PROBLEM POINT AND CLICK FUCKING DOUBLE DAMAGE AND CLEAVE ON HIS CARRIES

BE 0/4500504689034 BUT HAVE AF UCKING DAGGER? NO FUCKING PROBLEM HURR DURR BEST ULTIMATE IN THE GAME

HE WAS ALWAYS FUCKING META BUT HE STILL HAS AMAZING TALENTS


NOTHING FUCKING TILTS ME ANYMORE BUT THIS FUCKING EXCUSE OF A LEAGUE CHAMPION

FUCK ICEFROG

>>183106445
do they taste like pepperoni?

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>>183106606
thanks anon

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any micro related hero pickers here? Do you use this option or not?

NP will be the best performing NA team this year at TI, mark my words.

>EG choke, can never beat OG, and struggle against lowkill chinks like Ig and Ig.v

>despite being d2g's favorite team, DC has never won an elimination match at a LAN and barely scraped through quals. the only time they can take games off non terrible teams is Abed Meepo

Meanwhile NP blazed through quals and have a really good track record on LAN, and an even better track record against chinese teams not called VG

>>183107021
are you too slow to draw a box when you cast a spell?

>>183106606
total annihilation?

>>183106948
>Literally one of the OLDEST heroes in the game
>Older than Dota itself
>HURR DURR LOL CHAMP

>>183107135
im considering using it on arc warden

>>183107174
Consider euthanasia asap, faggot.

>>183107224
1 2, you retard

>>183107283
>>183107301


can we calm down a bit here lads, we're all friends here

>>183107349
shut the fuck up

>>183107578
shut the fuck up

>>183107283
euthanizing this thread WITH NO SURVIVORS

Why are Dota players so sexist and hateful?

http://esport.aftonbladet.se/dota2/dota-profilen-om-hatet-och-sexismen-det-gor-ont/

why does every ex hon player says dota is worse than hon yet plays it instead

>>183107956
because hon is as dead as it gets
hon also went to shit around the time dota 2 beta was available to anyone who cared for it

>>183107930
>se
SWEDEN
YES

>>183107930
i cant read arab language

>>183107956
Because HoN is(was)objectivly the more superior game but sadly dead.
Dota is for HoN players to what LoL is for Dota players, it's just too casual. Artificial input delay is the worst.

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wtf is this winrate graph i have? why do i have such major drops inbetween? what do i do to improve my win stability?

as you can see in the pic I either stomp every game or suck major dick until i go to bed

>>183103305
if you know someone going to TI that you trust then wire them dollaridoos so they can buy shit for you, and then have them ship it

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I NEED TO BLACKED SINNED

Reminder that Tether's move speed bonus is literally HALF of what it used to be.

Reminder that Vacuum's cooldown is literally DOUBLE of what it used to be.

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>>183108193
>artificial input delay

>>183106970
is this sajedene? is that part of you and sunsjews foreplay?

>>183108681
Wait, are you the nigger, or do you want to steal her from bulldog then bring in a nigger?

>>183108986
Reminder that nobody gives a SHIT

Any reason to even start up dota today?

is WeLoveFine /our store/ ?

>>183109309
delete this

>>183106324
>*taps back-buttons*

>>183109709
Fuck off sunsfan

NP will be the best performing NA team this year at TI, mark my words.

>EG choke, can never beat OG, and struggle against lowkill chinks like Ig and Ig.v

>despite being d2g's favorite team, DC has never won an elimination match at a LAN and barely scraped through quals. the only time they can take games off non terrible teams is Abed Meepo

Meanwhile NP blazed through quals and have a really good track record on LAN, and an even better track record against chinese teams not called VG

wrong

if this actually happens i'm just going to kill myself because it's clear god isnt real

no loving god would allow that festering feces gulper EE to win anything at all

>>183110195
>NP will be the best performing NA team this year at TI, mark my words.


Waow!

>>183110452
This implies that you do not want to live and only do not kill yourself because you believe god exists and you will be punished.

You are literally living in fear because a sky wizard will be cross with you.

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>>183107930
>Björn Ehrnberg
>berg
EVERY TIME

>>183110736
exactly right

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>>183110195
>EG choke at TI
not for the last 3 years
>can never beat OG
they come close sometimes
>struggle against lowkill chinks like Ig and Ig.v
im gonna meme at this and say HONEYPOT LANS
>despite being d2g's favorite team, DC
You think 2 mason fan faggots makes d2g like DC? Rofl you have to go back
And yes, we know they're terrible, and again, its all mason fan faggots who are memeing his one good performance after 3 years
>Meanwhile NP blazed through quals and have a really good track record on LAN
Right, but EG doesnt have a good track record and are gonna choke right? despite the fact that EG knocked out NP at Manila Masters and
>an even better track record against chinese teams not called VG
1-3 against Newbee in ZOTAC finals
Rofl i have this feeling you have a very large anime folder as well, because you're posting these "Team NP is good" posts that have no basis in reality

>>183110865
>>183110865
''berg'' in scandinavia isnt a jewish name tho

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>not knowing Mason is /our canonical/ guy and therefore DC is literally /our team/

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>>183103305

does anyone still have the LD webm concerning the 6 gorillion?

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>>183111252
>bulba thouhg
that's not our team

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ARTEEZY IS LIVE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

ARTEEZY IS STREAMING

/arteezy

mason and dubu are literally our guys
mason is the ourest guy to ever live

that's not up for debate

>>183111476
>fatburger and gookclicker
"no"

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>>183084593
Viper is finally getting a remodel???

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>>183111476
>>183111252
based

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>>183112084
who would win in a fight?

>OFFLINE MOD

EXCELLENT
MEME
VALVE

>9 ultimates
>invi + haste on demand
>1 shots 2k hp
>max lvl while everyone else is 16-20
>infinite tornados
>powerful laning phase
>late game GOD

How is invoker balanced ?

>>183112038
I FLY INTO A RAGE

>>183112234
Queen of Pain destroys him in lane and destroys him late too, which is unfortunate because she is also a little too powerful.

>>183112234
No armor
Dies to blademail
Hates silencer and omni

>>183112234
he literally starts the game with -3575 gold and he has dogshit movement speed

>>183111476
but what about the GOOD team of finland?

>>183112394
he counters omni...

>>183112589
>omni is a walking ultimate

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I don't even know how to cheat... I don't have any mods installed either, never have. Any help? I tried restarting steam a bunch of times too.

>>183112167
mason would fuck him up

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>>183112793
>TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN LEVELS

>>183112793
>friends
found your problem, those aren't allowed in Dota

>>183087871
I dream about this shit every day.

>There are people who don't want EE to win TI
What the fuck. Hate him all you want but he has legit passion and is literally the greatest generator of content from a player. He is absolute hilarity in human form. If he stumbles his way to a TI win I'd probably cry of happiness.

Do you really want EG or the Chinese to win and hold up the aegis as if they were attending a fucking funeral? Do you really want OG to sweep all the majors and not get cucked again by some literally who team for pure comedy?

>>183112793
I've gotten the same shit before. Doesn't mean you're cheating just means something's fucking up. Restarting Dota's worked for me whenever it happened. Try restarting your PC.

>>183112167
>noone brought up in the slums of russia learning street fighting skills from the local druglord in order to survive
>mason brought up in lower-middle class america on a diet of high-fructose corn syrup and depression
hmm I really wonder who

What the fuck is a mistery box?

Has valve actually fool their consumers to buy "RNG" irl too?

>>183112958
fuck off MSS

>>183112793
verify integrity of game files > try again
if not, reinstall > try again

should be 100% fixed. If not still, try resetting all network,firewall settings, and grant full firewall access to Valve/dota when it asks

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I fucking hate you

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>>183113115

guys dotacinema accepted my submission, am I going to finally make it?

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>tfw would actually buy this if it weren't for the big "DOTA 2 INTERNATIONAL!!!" logo on the back
Shit sucks.

>>183113526
>wearing video game merchandise in public

don't do this anons. stick to reliable single colored clothing.

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>>183113525
was it the video of sajadne sucking dick?

>>183113526
that doesn't stop bulba from wearing his every goddamn day

>>183113625
That's my point. The Dota 2 logo on the front is inconspicuous enough to not be embarrassing, and the design overall is pretty cool; but that all gets thrown out the window when the back is a giant fucking video game advertisement.

why the FUCK doesn't fly let s4 stream?

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>>183112958
>He is absolute hilarity in human form
That's literally because of his fuck ups and losses
Wanting him to win because of "muh passion" rofl
there are hundreds of players that deserve to win it then
What about swindlezzz, he should win it because NA passion right?
EE winning TI would make posting EE webms would be obsolete because animefaggots would reply "but he won a TI tho"
But I have a feeling you dont have a problem with that scenario for some reason

>>183100176
vp will not choke

>>183113786
>hey anon, whats "the international"?
>'s a annual event for vidya
>oh ok

>>183113526
This. Saw this and I was like "Damn, that's actually wearable. The Dota 2 logo is inconspicuous enough that you could get away wearing it, and it doesn't seem like a bad piece of clothing overall.

Then you look at the back. Honestly, I'd rather they take the logo off the front and just have a larger logo across the back without any text.

>>183093645
>d2g
kys skaabii

What hero should I play to find out if I'm gay or not?

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When is Pudge and Invoker getting nerfed?

>>183114589
arc warden

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This one looks good.

>>183114589
your penis

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>>183114589
fuTA

>>183114982
no.

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>>183115118
Yes. I'll probably get it with these shorts.

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>>183112793
>CCleaner
was the one that got my goat

>>183111013
I don't like NP and they're very boring to watch. I just don't have faith in other NA teams (I like EG, but they're not lookin great and they never have with arteezy after TI4)

The EG roster for the last 3 years has not had arteezy in it. For the period it did, they choked frequently.

>>183112793
verify integrity and restart pc

>>183115453
The first thing you do whenever there is an issue with a steam game is verify integrity.

>have to watch capitalist
thanks grant

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>his teams choke at TI, the only tournament that matters

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>>183112958
Let's be real this guy has no shot

>>183116820
What was his plan?

>>183116707
OG, any roster with Arteezy/FY/fenrir/burning/Ice3/Maybe.

Any others?

>>183116820
NP is looking really good. They just have an intangible X factor to them, kinda like Wings. can't describe what it feels like, but you can just watch one of their games and be like "oh as long as they dont do retarded shit they'll win"

>>183116902
https://youtu.be/AEnd8W6LKLE?t=1m15s

I couldn't imagine being on his team watching this happen. He's literally a peruvian pub player

>>183117115
>oh as long as they dont do retarded shit they'll win

It's impossible for Envy to do this for a whole tournament without Puppey keeping him in check anymore. Also Fata is underwhelming a lot of the time.

>>183117260
They don't have to. There's plenty of leeway between groups and 2x elim bo3s

>>183116820
EE will drag his team down. The dude goes Pipe/Solar Crest for Slark for fuck's sake.

>>183117151
If he had gone MKB after battlefury instead of daeduls he could have done so much more.
Christ I diid more as a techies in ranked.

>>183117390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk4v7z68S-I

I mean EE and CO consistently find ways to lose. There are probably 8+ teams that have a better chance to win TI.

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>>183115931
>but they're not lookin great and they never have with arteezy after TI4
Arteezy join date: September 16, 2016
Placements in non-qualifiers since that date in sequential order:
>1st
>4th
>3rd
>2nd
>3-4
>1st
>1st
>W
>W
>5-6
>3-4
>1st
>2nd
>5-6
If you dont count a 3-4 as a 4, then out of 14 tournaments, they have a total of ELEVEN our of 14 top 3 placements
They looking as great as a team could be outside of winning 4 majors

>>183107170
>>183106606

Peewee master race. All other K-Bots need not apply.

GAS THE CORE
BOT WAR NOW

oh csgog is back

How to fix PL:

>PL now disperses damage taken to his illusions
>4% damage is dispersed to each illusion
>this damage is not subject to bonus illusion damage

and

>PL illusions now take 400% damage instead of 500%

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>>183118707
>major on
>csgog revived
Dotards, pray that we never get this dependent on esports shittery
Keep your blogposts and complaints about invoker coming, they are our lifeblood

at least with this new job i'll be able to commission more pornography

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>>183119469
Who have you got your eyes on and what are you hoping to commission, fellow commissioner?

>>183119464
https://www.opendota.com/matches/3320665387

I was the TA. Flame me. I felt fucking awful playing this game, I should have carried. I was like 6-0 then we just fed like 3 fights in a row and I couldnt fight anymore.

how much money has gabe gotten from u

>>183120096
under farmed, you had alot of cs seems you did early then fell off, TA is not good late game, but you went to defensive. The biggest honeypot on TA is getting shit like linkens/hurricane/linkens when your ahead. Get shit to end, not to survive.

>>183119669
I'm not sure yet, lemme get paid first
no loli pugna tho, fuck that noise

>>183120317
Yeah I think I should have gone MKB/Bthorne I would have had it before PA bkb I think.

>>183120096
Linkens should've been Diffusal Blade.

REMINDER

BRUNO = ICEFRAUD

>>183117841

That's not the way to look at it. the format for TI is so unbelievably shitty that it hugely rewards inconsistent, streaky teams, just like NP.

Besides EG and navi in their prime, all TI winners went to being dogshit tier soon after.
They say a lot about the TI curse or "they study the winners xd" but the fact of the matter is that theses teams are just wildly inconsistent by nature and happened to have a good tourney at the right time, and went back to being garbage as usual.

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>s-sure EG is the only team that can do consistently well at TI b-b-b-b-b-b--bb-ut not this year!

>>183118816
one change
>level 25b talent from +600 phantom rush range to +10 phantom rush agility bonus/duration

post the vocaroo I want to rub it

icefrog here, ama.