too lazy to make new threads edition
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>STATISTICS
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http://www.datdota.com/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
>>183004441
post em
good bye dotards
I got a job working with normies in a bar
Slacks is fucking disgusting.
Him being a headliner personality is a fucking stain to the game. His persona is abrasive as fuck, he's a funny-noise guy which would be fine if he actually good at it, and his whole deal is being loud, inflammatory, and saying awful things. He's not even fucking smart when he says outrageous offensive shit; it's dumb lowest-common-denominator crap.
I'm fine if you like that sort of shit; there is a place for that for that audience. But you don't give a dipshit like that a fucking OFFICIAL platform at the International. It's goddamn unprofessional the things that comes out of that man's mouth.
I'm sitting there at TI 2016 and this retard is there in an official capacity with zero improv skills and professional conduct. At absolutely no time were you convinced his schtick was an act; he is actually that horrible and for some fucking reason people love him for it. Fat jokes and racism - his repertoire is pathetic.
>>183084894
icefrog approved slacks to be at ti 7
>>183084894
Can you stop spamming this fucking garbage?
so how do I stop getting chat bans?
I might be a little chatty, sure. Is that so wrong?
But people report me way too much, I swear I'm not being """toxic""" whatever that even means.
I don't know how else I can make people do things other than writing chat messages to them.
B reddit.COM
>>183085108
stop being a room temp iq retard who participates in twitch chat
>>183085096
Slacks is fucking disgusting.
Him being a headliner personality is a fucking stain to the game. His persona is abrasive as fuck, he's a funny-noise guy which would be fine if he actually good at it, and his whole deal is being loud, inflammatory, and saying awful things. He's not even fucking smart when he says outrageous offensive shit; it's dumb lowest-common-denominator crap.
I'm fine if you like that sort of shit; there is a place for that for that audience. But you don't give a dipshit like that a fucking OFFICIAL platform at the International. It's goddamn unprofessional the things that comes out of that man's mouth.
I'm sitting there at TI 2016 and this retard is there in an official capacity with zero improv skills and professional conduct. At absolutely no time were you convinced his schtick was an act; he is actually that horrible and for some fucking reason people love him for it. Fat jokes and racism - his repertoire is pathetic.
Why are you not maining pugna?
>>183085175
What are you talking about?
Another thing I don't understand:
Who is the target audience for twitch streamers?
>>183085096
FOUND THE OG POSTER
>>183085231
he will be forever ourguy after he BTFO liquid so hard
imagine how they wanted to kill him after that
>>183085276
sucking people off feels pretty gay
>>183085532
imagine you suck off fuTA to make yourself feel better
>>183085620
wtf I'm straight now
>>183085276
one piece > microbikini
imagination > crude matter
>>183085724
>>183085620
based
>>183084862
See you tomorrow
>>183085802
slutty lolis > *
This is a fact people.
>>183085802
one pieces are garbage
haha
>>183085939
that goes without saying
>>183085970
you are garbage
what ifone piece mirco bikini?
>>183086036
too slow bitch
>>183085939
>putting straight shota over lolis
opinion discarded
>>183086192
nigga how tf would that work? stupid dotard
Can someone explain the TA = trap meme to me?
post waifus
>>183086585
how dumb r u
not enough
>>183086308
????
>>183086678
the bestest
>>183086585
ta's got a huge trap cock and she learnt to hide it at her assassin temple
>>183086678
Why would I ever play a right click hero like drow, specter or TA who have no burst and no movement abilities? They are, by design, outclassed by the likes of...basically every other carry who can actually burst. PA, WK, AM, Morph
if you can't burst or chase a hero, if you can only right click, you are worthless because it requires bad positioning from the enemy in order for you to actually get a kill.
Why do people pick these throw characters who can only right click and have no form of burst to speak of
>>183086678
>>183086036
I would pay top dollar to watch a gritty dota 2 movie. Fuck it would be so cool.
#183087636
>give me (You)'s the post
Will valve fix their fucking servers? The past 25 games I have had on Us East, someone has disconnected at some time in the game and usually more than once
>>183087874
>I have no counterargument
typical
>>183087636
Spectre is Medusa except you can't counter her with a 3150 gold item. Trax is a walking aura. You buy the burst and movement on Templar.
>>183085915
won't the normies force me to assimilate with their alcohol fueled degenerate lifestyle
>>183087997
are you suggesting that you didnt post that as an elaborate bait?
>>183088190
>Suggesting TA does not have burst
hardly elaborate
It's not pining. It's passed on. This game is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late game. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't filled it with hats it would be pushing up the daisies. It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible.
This, is an ex-game.
>>183088517
post deadgame1
how many do you have?
>>183088237
I said or movement abilities. Which TA does not. Spectre all around is just bad
>>183088642
>TA who have no burst and no movement abilities?
no you didnt
@183088642
>I said or
now lets take a little stroll back to your first post
>who have no burst AND no movement
hmmm.....
>guys that's bait
>proceed to engage in dialogue
who's really winning here?
>>183085434
quick rundown?
>>183088162
No, the pull of dota is too great
t. normie who has 10000 hours in this game
>>183084593
Been out of the loop of Dota 2 since TI5.
Can someone give me a quick basic rundown of the meta?
>bet 250 tokens
>win
>bet 500
>lose
>>183089095
pick a strong mid and snowball
What if Octarine reduced cast animations by 25%?
>>183089095
Current pub meta is bara roam, zeus mid, necro off or mid, earthshaker and omni off, and ursa for ez wins
what if there was an item like octarine but for physical attacks
>>183088619
i just have deadgame2
like you know, dota2 the dead game
>>183089095
current meta is who picks the tankiest
Bristleback core
clock and SK support
>>183089008
Slacks got on a bus with Liquid or something
they just lost a lan or something
Slack, in Slack fashion, loudly proclaims "GOOD JOB WINNING GUYS" *cue wide lipped Slacks smile™
Purge or annee, one of those cucks, tells him they lost
awkward, but liquid probably understood
4chainz anonymous thinks slacks is a savage for making a mistake, probably forgot to attach a golden face
>>183089369
Slacks is literally /ourguy/ by the law of contrarianism
>>183088713
TA is literally trash, she's just bad PA
>>183089008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJiDfPKhoYI
4 minutes but its worth it trust me
no one has blew liquid the fuck out even harder
>>183089367
>bristleback
>one of the worst heroes in the game
nice meme
>>183089367
0/10 troll
>>183085434
>>183089489
>>183089707
>posting worst pet
L M A O
>>183089476
assuming were talking about mid
>trash hero who cant flashfarm, her snowballing and defectives early on entirely depends on RNG and enemy being braindead idiots who dont buys stick and just die
vs
>hero that can flashfarm (including ancients stacks), is durable, has some map control thanks to traps and is usually unstoppable after consistently getting deso+dagger around 17-19 minute mark
Where can i find a community of 5k+ mmr white players to dicuss the meta, balancing, and builds with?
>>183090301
nadota.com
A lot of asians though.
>>183089182
>what if ogre magis bloodlust decreased cast animations equal to the speed boost
>>183090301
right here friend
>>183090301
>>183089476
Is this the same retard from last thread that refused to show his dotabuff because he is 1k but thinks his knowlege is that of a 9k?
>yfw Invoker wins the arcana vote and gets a genderswap arcana
>valve adds lore about a change sex spell
>femvoker is a huge slut
>>183090565
>>valve adds lore about a change sex spell
>which he learns from pugna
>>183090464
>still being this assblasted that he did not understand the movespeed formula
also it isnt me baiting this time
>IG having visa issues
oh my how concerning I wonder who would stand in if he got rejected from the US...
>>183088517
>posting badSumail
>>183090565
>>183089182
>what if brewmasters drunken haze increased cast animations equal to the slow
>>183090819
>trumps travel ban helps na win their first ti
>kicking out the sandniggers makes dota great again
like pottery
>>183090405
>>183091137
What does this have to do with anything?
Here is a novel idea Dotards: Maybe nobody on your team deserves to get reported! #Woah
>>183090819
they should do it to OP too making bullshit excuses to replace him with better mid
>>183091304
>Here
stopped breathing right there
>>183091390
you mean here
>>183091287
im replying to this post
>>183089182
because i think its a cool idea and could be expanded to a few underpicked heroes
>>183091679
im replying to this one >>183088932
>>183091304
that fucking feeding CM deserves hell though
>>183091835
CMs are cute don't bully them! report Linafags instead
>>183091304If they are arrogant, say anything in spanish or ignore me, the match is euthanized.
>wake up
>no Act 2
>>183092218
I bet Valve forgot about it
if you're still lurking /d2g/ and haven't posted yet now is your chance, respond to this post and ill say something nice back to you
Will VP ever not choke regardless of game?
>>183092218
>inb4 valve is delaying act 2 because the new hero is in it
What is the core item build for offlane Omniknight?
>>183093248
arcane midas
whatever you want
can we finally 1m peak d2g
>>183093645
suck my 1m dotard
>>183093021
>>183092657
Here's a (You) frogposter
Can you wish me luck on the SFC?
>>183093898
>SFC
good luck on your Space-filling curve
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SFC
>Dust, Smoke and Wards are now usable from backpack
i think this water theme is inspired by d2g
>>183093750
BIG
>>183094550
>smelly dotards literally influenced valve to make ti underwater themed
rofl
>>183094629
PURPLE
you're all sluts
>>183094779
LANAYA
>>183094550
>>183094169
>Dust, Smoke and Wards are now usable from backpack
Smoke would be fine, you can already use it from the courier. But being able to use dust from backpack would turn most invis heroes to complete trash tier. Wards would also be too good, sentries would rape the invis heroes.
Would you pat her head D2G?
>>183095182
I would only pat QoP's head
>>183095267
That was a test, you passed!
What are some instant high damage AoE spells?
>>183095385
nice nice, I have only 1 head pat queen
almost got my very first rampage -ever with meepo. After 2k hours I can't get a rampage, what is wrong with me.
>>183095493
>>183095147
>bathista
>>183095812
just keep spamming meepo
Rampages are overrated shit anyway and usually boil down to taking kills during teamfights.
Focus on laning well and picking your fights.
>>183090464
>mmuh dotabuff...
the burden of proof is on you nigger, post yours first
does high mmr correlate to big dick size?
>>183096334
fearselfie.jpg
>>183089476
But that's wrong.
Templar doesn't really play like phantom at all.
They're two fundamentally different playstyles.
Phantom is a ganking snowball semi-carry that can transition into an actual carry, Templar is a farming snowball semi-carry who usually builds utility items after blink and deso.
>>183095812
Ive been playing this game since march (250 games played) and I already have 2 rampages, 1 with sniper druid and 1 with enchantress.
>>183096446
>usually builds utility items after blink and deso
please stop posting
>>183096618
>"bloodthorn is a damage item"
>>183096446
utility items like daedalus or butterfly?
>>183088517
xD dead game guys lolol
>Kunkka doesn't benefit from quell when he doesn't have Tidebringer icon.png Tidebringer learned.
yeah, thats very intutive.
>>183096690
Bloodthorn is nearly always superior to big crit, because it offers utility beyond damage.
>butterfly
try hex
>>183096863
>hex on TA
nigga you have no fucking clue do ya?
>>183096807
>more whales
>less players
>lol but goypendium
the game has gone down in player base by a bit, it should have gone UP, but its barely static. The game will die unless valve can get the LoL crowd somehow.
>>183096446
>usually builds utility items after blink and deso.
My favorite utility item is Monkey King Bar
>>183096863
>hex
kys
>>183096945
Hex is good on every single hero in the game, if you can afford it.
>>183095812
play terrorblade and actually get rampages
>>183094169
outside of the first few minutes this isnt op, because in most games the players carrying wards and dust arent carrying anything else
>>183097042
Sure.
But on TA not optimal.
>>183086678
f...feminine penis?
>>183097042
Yes but literally any other item would be better suited for a TA, maybe if she's six-slotted and has a metric fuck ton of money lying around but hex should never be prioritized on an agi carry like her, Butterfly, MKB, Pike, Daedalus, or Deso are way more important.
>>183097041
now filter that to highskill/pro games retard
>>183097123
>tfw not a masculine penis
what's up coposters of the dota 2 gulag
>>183097293
>now filter that to highskill/pro games retard
Because the majority of Dota players are playing at a pro level.
>>183092146
The last 2 are idiotic and can be an honest mistake then again he,is probably a <1.5k chump so nothing of value is lost.
>>183096807
reminder that all of dota's growth has been thirdies
>>183097493
the majority of dota players are not worth even considering.
>>183097329
who /srg/ here
>>183093021
>>183093750
>>183094560
Source? asking for a friend.
>>183097621
remember before srg split off from scv?
remember when cosmo was based?
Quickly /d2g/ how to stop anti-mage when bloodseeker is banned ? Even if you fuck him up in lane he comes back. No, you can't end before he's six slotted. It's too hard too push hg early, you have to be stomping to do that.
t. 3k
I haven't played in like 4 days, why the fuck is my download size 8.6 GB for a single update?
>>183098151
pick goodAMArc Warden
>>183098276
how to play arc mid vs juggernaut with pms
is the game lost?
>>183098057
>dog leash
every time
>>183098151
You pick greedier than the enemy in 3k no matter what and build greedier too.
In 3k there are no coordinated pushes except for when 1 guy feeds. Every game is a bunch of dumb fucks walking around aimlessly without teamplay or situational awareness until 1 random guy walks across river without tp for no reason then feeds. The other team will then push. This keeps happening until both teams get so big that they can destroy a base in 15 seconds, and that's when the game ends.
The best way to win in 3k is to pick the greediest shit, even your supports should be greedy ogre magi and omniknight picks. You need to have 3 cores in every game. If you do this, antimage cannot outcarry 3 farmed cores and in fact he will just continually push lanes into your carries so that they can farm safely under tower until they get unfathomably huge.
"Pushing early" is not a legitimate strategy because every 3k game has peru lords on both sides that will not walk with team or ever consider team play in any capacity. Your only option to is pick a carry and build hand of midas every game.
all of this year's secret shop shit looks like its for preteen girls
>i used to invoke tornado instead of shadow walk
>now i invoke shadow walk instead of tornado
>>183099160
cutsy shit is popular with numales
>Land of the boosters and smurfs, 1.6k (formerly 1.7k)
>decide to pick Omni because ebin 85% winrate
>self announced 5k mmr meepo says he's gonna kick our ass
>ck solo offlane
>self proclaimed tinker booster says it's gonna be okay
>our sand king jungles and farms an Aghs in just under 16 minutes
>pretty much spends the whole game sitting in the jungle sand storming, not even using caustic finale
>randomly ults creepwaves
>godlike meepo by minute 18
Funny part is that I'm not even mad. It is my own fault for not touching ranked for 3 years. I have resigned myself to sit in the shitter bracket, I accept it.
/blog
Post predictions
>>183100176
mi boi artour will win the ty bovl
>>183099914
fuc k off invoker poster
>>183099160
who even buys that bullshit
>>183100573
good goy
>>183100176
Dota 2 will be TF2 dead by 2020, TI9 will the last TI
>>183100176
just wait for nahaz post
>>183100176 I hope VP wins but they probably tilt and lose to themselves, the only scenario i see them winning is somehow they avoid EG and liquid and og being typical europoors will choke and lose to tnc, vp are china slayers and ez win vs all sea and chink teams, i hope they avoid eg and europoors will choke at ti as always.
>>183100462
>eg without ppd
>winning ti
>>183100462
DUBS FOR EG NOT MAKING TOP 8
TRIPS FOR RTZ RETIRING AFTER TI
Pugna
>>183100882
>dubs and trips on vg
Alright then, whats the big secret? How does one actually improve at this game?
And I don't mean "improve" as in gain mmr by spamming a hero or two until your brain turns liquid.
COORDINATOR
IS
D O W N
O
W
N
>>183101074
Act II?
>>183099914
everyone knows tornado is wind wind cold.
ice walk is cold cold wind, DUH
>>183095928
what a cutie
>>183084593
8GB patch?
holyshit the amount of level 1000+ BPusers in the 3k bracket is insane
EG will collapse after this TI and RTZ creates new team with BSJ with Artour playing mid4
>>183101614
restart steam
>>183101624
Gotta get that Slark inmortal.
>>183098151
just get six slotted first?
you do know how to farm, right?
>>183101624
12 year old trust fund chinks
>>183100145
you know, Meepo is the sort of hero that just loses all relevance if he can't close out the game in time.
Meepo is one of the hardest snowballing heroes in the game, but unlike all the others he snowballs straight into a brick wall.
Don't lose and you'll beat Meepo easily
>>183101048
Play lots of games (mechanics) and think about the things that happen in them while playing (strategy).
That's it.
>>183101562
ikr
Guys redpill me on welovefine, i can buy stuff and not get scammed? Or i need to go to TI to get good stuff?
>>183099131
Thanks my friend. I will remember your wise words. Just hope and pray to god that the russian cores are not subhuman levels of iq, got it !
>>183103305
you can buy stuff and won't get scammed. but it's a huge ripoff if you're out of the US
So Reso is going back to CIS now right?
Na'vi?
>>183104609
They're staying together until after dreamleague. I think they can take top 3.
>>183104289
from those shipping prices I saw in the last thread it's a ripoff if you're in the US too
>>183105348
Its all a ripoff
But if you're honestly spending money on plushies and dolls you're a manchild who doesnt *really* care about his money, so do what feels right to you
>>183103305
Buy there stuff and post how cool they are on Reddit, you will get mega Reddit "lets change the world guise" butthurt
>>183104609
maybe if navi let go of dendi, which is something I doubt
hey guys
>>183105291
>top 3
>in a 4 team competition
now that would be impressive
/d2g/ would you still love me if my nipples looked like pepperoni?
>>183087636
>TA
>No burst
kek
>>183106445
if they're not misshapen, sure
WHEN
WHEN THE FUCK WILL MAGNUS GET A COMPLETE FUCKING REWORK? WHY IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT ALLOWED TO STAY THE SAME FOR 6 FUCKING YEARS?
WHEN IS CHILLKEKOLD GETTING THIS CUNT FUCKING REMOVED FROM THE GAME?
TRY HARRASING HIM SO HE CANNOT CREEP? NO FUCKING PROBLEM SHOCKWAVES ALL DAY
SOMEHOW HE STARTS FEEDING? NO FUCKING PROBLEM POINT AND CLICK FUCKING DOUBLE DAMAGE AND CLEAVE ON HIS CARRIES
BE 0/4500504689034 BUT HAVE AF UCKING DAGGER? NO FUCKING PROBLEM HURR DURR BEST ULTIMATE IN THE GAME
HE WAS ALWAYS FUCKING META BUT HE STILL HAS AMAZING TALENTS
NOTHING FUCKING TILTS ME ANYMORE BUT THIS FUCKING EXCUSE OF A LEAGUE CHAMPION
FUCK ICEFROG
>>183106445
do they taste like pepperoni?
>>183106606
thanks anon
any micro related hero pickers here? Do you use this option or not?
NP will be the best performing NA team this year at TI, mark my words.
>EG choke, can never beat OG, and struggle against lowkill chinks like Ig and Ig.v
>despite being d2g's favorite team, DC has never won an elimination match at a LAN and barely scraped through quals. the only time they can take games off non terrible teams is Abed Meepo
Meanwhile NP blazed through quals and have a really good track record on LAN, and an even better track record against chinese teams not called VG
>>183107021
are you too slow to draw a box when you cast a spell?
>>183106606total annihilation?
>>183106948
>Literally one of the OLDEST heroes in the game
>Older than Dota itself
>HURR DURR LOL CHAMP
>>183107135
im considering using it on arc warden
>>183107174
Consider euthanasia asap, faggot.
>>183107224
1 2, you retard
>>183107283
>>183107301
can we calm down a bit here lads, we're all friends here
>>183107349
shut the fuck up
>>183107578
shut the fuck up
>>183107283
euthanizing this threadWITH NO SURVIVORS
Why are Dota players so sexist and hateful?
http://esport.aftonbladet.se/dota2/dota-profilen-om-hatet-och-sexismen-det-gor-ont/
why does every ex hon player says dota is worse than hon yet plays it instead
>>183107956
because hon is as dead as it gets
hon also went to shit around the time dota 2 beta was available to anyone who cared for it
>>183107930
>se
SWEDEN
YES
>>183107930
i cant read arab language
>>183107956
Because HoN is(was)objectivly the more superior game but sadly dead.
Dota is for HoN players to what LoL is for Dota players, it's just too casual. Artificial input delay is the worst.
wtf is this winrate graph i have? why do i have such major drops inbetween? what do i do to improve my win stability?
as you can see in the pic I either stomp every game or suck major dick until i go to bed
>>183103305
if you know someone going to TI that you trust then wire them dollaridoos so they can buy shit for you, and then have them ship it
I NEED TO BLACKED SINNED
Reminder that Tether's move speed bonus is literally HALF of what it used to be.
Reminder that Vacuum's cooldown is literally DOUBLE of what it used to be.
>>183108193
>artificial input delay
>>183106970
is this sajedene? is that part of you and sunsjews foreplay?
>>183108681
Wait, are you the nigger, or do you want to steal her from bulldog then bring in a nigger?
>>183108986
Reminder that nobody gives a SHIT
Any reason to even start up dota today?
is WeLoveFine /our store/ ?
>>183109309
delete this
>>183106324
>*taps back-buttons*
>>183109709
Fuck off sunsfan
NP will be the best performing NA team this year at TI, mark my words.
>EG choke, can never beat OG, and struggle against lowkill chinks like Ig and Ig.v
>despite being d2g's favorite team, DC has never won an elimination match at a LAN and barely scraped through quals. the only time they can take games off non terrible teams is Abed Meepo
Meanwhile NP blazed through quals and have a really good track record on LAN, and an even better track record against chinese teams not called VG
wrong
if this actually happens i'm just going to kill myself because it's clear god isnt real
no loving god would allow that festering feces gulper EE to win anything at all
>>183110195
>NP will be the best performing NA team this year at TI, mark my words.
Waow!
>>183110452
This implies that you do not want to live and only do not kill yourself because you believe god exists and you will be punished.
You are literally living in fear because a sky wizard will be cross with you.
>>183107930
>Björn Ehrnberg
>berg
EVERY TIME
>>183110736
exactly right
>>183110195
>EG choke at TI
not for the last 3 years
>can never beat OG
they come close sometimes
>struggle against lowkill chinks like Ig and Ig.v
im gonna meme at this and say HONEYPOT LANS
>despite being d2g's favorite team, DC
You think 2 mason fan faggots makes d2g like DC? Rofl you have to go back
And yes, we know they're terrible, and again, its all mason fan faggots who are memeing his one good performance after 3 years
>Meanwhile NP blazed through quals and have a really good track record on LAN
Right, but EG doesnt have a good track record and are gonna choke right? despite the fact that EG knocked out NP at Manila Masters and
>an even better track record against chinese teams not called VG
1-3 against Newbee in ZOTAC finals
Rofl i have this feeling you have a very large anime folder as well, because you're posting these "Team NP is good" posts that have no basis in reality
>>183110865
>>183110865
''berg'' in scandinavia isnt a jewish name tho
>not knowing Mason is /our canonical/ guy and therefore DC is literally /our team/
>>183103305
does anyone still have the LD webm concerning the 6 gorillion?
>>183111252
>bulba thouhg
that's not our team
ARTEEZY IS LIVE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
ARTEEZY IS STREAMING
/arteezy
mason and dubu are literally our guys
mason is the ourest guy to ever live
that's not up for debate
>>183111476
>fatburger and gookclicker
"no"
>>183084593
Viper is finally getting a remodel???
>>183111476
>>183111252
based
>>183112084
who would win in a fight?
>OFFLINE MOD
EXCELLENT
MEME
VALVE
>9 ultimates
>invi + haste on demand
>1 shots 2k hp
>max lvl while everyone else is 16-20
>infinite tornados
>powerful laning phase
>late game GOD
How is invoker balanced ?
>>183112038
I FLY INTO A RAGE
>>183112234
Queen of Pain destroys him in lane and destroys him late too, which is unfortunate because she is also a little too powerful.
>>183112234
No armor
Dies to blademail
Hates silencer and omni
>>183112234
he literally starts the game with -3575 gold and he has dogshit movement speed
>>183111476
but what about the GOOD team of finland?
>>183112394
he counters omni...
>>183112589
>omni is a walking ultimate
I don't even know how to cheat... I don't have any mods installed either, never have. Any help? I tried restarting steam a bunch of times too.
>>183112167
mason would fuck him up
>>183112793
>TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN LEVELS
>>183112793
>friends
found your problem, those aren't allowed in Dota
>>183087871
I dream about this shit every day.
>There are people who don't want EE to win TI
What the fuck. Hate him all you want but he has legit passion and is literally the greatest generator of content from a player. He is absolute hilarity in human form. If he stumbles his way to a TI win I'd probably cry of happiness.
Do you really want EG or the Chinese to win and hold up the aegis as if they were attending a fucking funeral? Do you really want OG to sweep all the majors and not get cucked again by some literally who team for pure comedy?
>>183112793
I've gotten the same shit before. Doesn't mean you're cheating just means something's fucking up. Restarting Dota's worked for me whenever it happened. Try restarting your PC.
>>183112167
>noone brought up in the slums of russia learning street fighting skills from the local druglord in order to survive
>mason brought up in lower-middle class america on a diet of high-fructose corn syrup and depression
hmm I really wonder who
What the fuck is a mistery box?
Has valve actually fool their consumers to buy "RNG" irl too?
>>183112958
fuck off MSS
>>183112793
verify integrity of game files > try again
if not, reinstall > try again
should be 100% fixed. If not still, try resetting all network,firewall settings, and grant full firewall access to Valve/dota when it asks
I fucking hate you
>>183113115
guys dotacinema accepted my submission, am I going to finally make it?
>tfw would actually buy this if it weren't for the big "DOTA 2 INTERNATIONAL!!!" logo on the back
Shit sucks.
>>183113526
>wearing video game merchandise in public
don't do this anons. stick to reliable single colored clothing.
>>183113525
was it the video of sajadne sucking dick?
>>183113526
that doesn't stop bulba from wearing his every goddamn day
>>183113625
That's my point. The Dota 2 logo on the front is inconspicuous enough to not be embarrassing, and the design overall is pretty cool; but that all gets thrown out the window when the back is a giant fucking video game advertisement.
why the FUCK doesn't fly let s4 stream?
>>183112958
>He is absolute hilarity in human form
That's literally because of his fuck ups and losses
Wanting him to win because of "muh passion" rofl
there are hundreds of players that deserve to win it then
What about swindlezzz, he should win it because NA passion right?
EE winning TI would make posting EE webms would be obsolete because animefaggots would reply "but he won a TI tho"
But I have a feeling you dont have a problem with that scenario for some reason
>>183100176
vp will not choke
>>183113786
>hey anon, whats "the international"?
>'s a annual event for vidya
>oh ok
>>183113526
This. Saw this and I was like "Damn, that's actually wearable. The Dota 2 logo is inconspicuous enough that you could get away wearing it, and it doesn't seem like a bad piece of clothing overall.
Then you look at the back. Honestly, I'd rather they take the logo off the front and just have a larger logo across the back without any text.
>>183093645
>d2g
kys skaabii
What hero should I play to find out if I'm gay or not?
When is Pudge and Invoker getting nerfed?
>>183114589
arc warden
This one looks good.
>>183114589
your penis
>>183114589
fuTA
>>183114982
no.
>>183115118
Yes. I'll probably get it with these shorts.
>>183112793
>CCleaner
was the one that got my goat
>>183111013
I don't like NP and they're very boring to watch. I just don't have faith in other NA teams (I like EG, but they're not lookin great and they never have with arteezy after TI4)
The EG roster for the last 3 years has not had arteezy in it. For the period it did, they choked frequently.
>>183112793
verify integrity and restart pc
>>183115453
The first thing you do whenever there is an issue with a steam game is verify integrity.
>have to watch capitalist
thanks grant
>his teams choke at TI, the only tournament that matters
>>183112958
Let's be real this guy has no shot
>>183116820
What was his plan?
>>183116707
OG, any roster with Arteezy/FY/fenrir/burning/Ice3/Maybe.
Any others?
>>183116820
NP is looking really good. They just have an intangible X factor to them, kinda like Wings. can't describe what it feels like, but you can just watch one of their games and be like "oh as long as they dont do retarded shit they'll win"
>>183116902
https://youtu.be/AEnd8W6LKLE?t=1m15s
I couldn't imagine being on his team watching this happen. He's literally a peruvian pub player
>>183117115
>oh as long as they dont do retarded shit they'll win
It's impossible for Envy to do this for a whole tournament without Puppey keeping him in check anymore. Also Fata is underwhelming a lot of the time.
>>183117260
They don't have to. There's plenty of leeway between groups and 2x elim bo3s
>>183116820
EE will drag his team down. The dude goes Pipe/Solar Crest for Slark for fuck's sake.
>>183117151
If he had gone MKB after battlefury instead of daeduls he could have done so much more.
Christ I diid more as a techies in ranked.
>>183117390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk4v7z68S-I
I mean EE and CO consistently find ways to lose. There are probably 8+ teams that have a better chance to win TI.
>>183115931
>but they're not lookin great and they never have with arteezy after TI4
Arteezy join date: September 16, 2016
Placements in non-qualifiers since that date in sequential order:
>1st
>4th
>3rd
>2nd
>3-4
>1st
>1st
>W
>W
>5-6
>3-4
>1st
>2nd
>5-6
If you dont count a 3-4 as a 4, then out of 14 tournaments, they have a total of ELEVEN our of 14 top 3 placements
They looking as great as a team could be outside of winning 4 majors
>>183107170
>>183106606
Peewee master race. All other K-Bots need not apply.GAS THE CORE
BOT WAR NOW
oh csgog is back
How to fix PL:
>PL now disperses damage taken to his illusions
>4% damage is dispersed to each illusion
>this damage is not subject to bonus illusion damage
and
>PL illusions now take 400% damage instead of 500%
>>183118707
>major on
>csgog revived
Dotards, pray that we never get this dependent on esports shittery
Keep your blogposts and complaints about invoker coming, they are our lifeblood
at least with this new job i'll be able to commission more pornography
>>183119469
Who have you got your eyes on and what are you hoping to commission, fellow commissioner?
>>183119464
https://www.opendota.com/matches/3320665387
I was the TA. Flame me. I felt fucking awful playing this game, I should have carried. I was like 6-0 then we just fed like 3 fights in a row and I couldnt fight anymore.
how much money has gabe gotten from u
>>183120096
under farmed, you had alot of cs seems you did early then fell off, TA is not good late game, but you went to defensive. The biggest honeypot on TA is getting shit like linkens/hurricane/linkens when your ahead. Get shit to end, not to survive.
>>183119669
I'm not sure yet, lemme get paid first
no loli pugna tho, fuck that noise
>>183120317
Yeah I think I should have gone MKB/Bthorne I would have had it before PA bkb I think.
>>183120096
Linkens should've been Diffusal Blade.
REMINDER
BRUNO = ICEFRAUD
>>183117841
That's not the way to look at it. the format for TI is so unbelievably shitty that it hugely rewards inconsistent, streaky teams, just like NP.
Besides EG and navi in their prime, all TI winners went to being dogshit tier soon after.
They say a lot about the TI curse or "they study the winners xd" but the fact of the matter is that theses teams are just wildly inconsistent by nature and happened to have a good tourney at the right time, and went back to being garbage as usual.
>s-sure EG is the only team that can do consistently well at TI b-b-b-b-b-b--bb-ut not this year!
>>183118816
one change
>level 25b talent from +600 phantom rush range to +10 phantom rush agility bonus/duration
post the vocaroo I want to rub it
icefrog here, ama.
>>183120453
>no loli pugna tho, fuck that noise
That's cool
I'll keep getting more of her anyway
>>183121168
why did you make the shrines
why did you nerf rat doto after ti3
> dota says that there's an update
> says it's updating
> no data is being downloaded
I do not understand.
>>183121168
Why do you hate illusion heroes so much
>>183121261
your doto is getting alzheimer. its time to take it out back and uninstall
is that one anon who was commissioning JMGN still around?
>>183121168
Answer for
>>183120845
>>183121168
who's scripted to win this year? do you have any say in the jewery of the jew book?
Remember dotards not to tilt, Jesus died for your sins. Embrace his love and light and go for that +25 mmr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK4rhSdUwg8
>>183121558
Too much of our playerbase likes these heroes, they'll be imba until the end of time
>>183121286
OG need to be underdogs going into TI so redditors flip their dicks out and buy skins when they win
>>183121903
see above
>>183121247
redditors and casuals like things that encourage constant 5v5 24/7 and hate the idea of solo carry/splitpush
lets get on record that the NP fancucks actually think they have a chance
>>183107021
awful for PL, decent for beastmaster and lone druid but then you can just set all your summons as a control group so the option is unchecked
>>183107224
its garbo on warden all you need is select next unit for epic double casting and 2 for the clone
>>183122168
>pudge and invoker will be imba and get buffed until the end of time
im okay with this
>EE will win a TI because he ***"";;(((deserves)));;""*** it
>muh anime protagonist will prevail in the end
>s-stop showing me EE fuckup 36.webm!
>EE isn't garbage and one of the worst players in dota history, who completely relies on nepotism and le old boys club to get anywhere
>>183122630
I actually have 34 EE webms of him fucking up ROFL
>>183122770
yes
>>183122775
>2 fucking T1s still up
rofl
>>183122775
>I actually have 34 EE webms of him fucking up
a gulag classic
>>183122770
the perfect flagship players of the socially inept anime watching prepubescent girl loving genetic trash known as the weebs if you ask me my famiglia
>page 6
>just ignore those horrible placements in big boy LANs like DAC and Boston major, look at our top 3...no 4 placements at the last 3 honeypots!
>we got the old C9! except for one. A N I M E B O Y S amirite?
>EE's only pretending when he does these horrendous plays that make 2k's cringe in agony. Its le keikaku!
>9-12 at TI5? And last place at TI6? n-no, EE's gonna do great THIS year!! GO ANIME!
I miss him bros
why do EEposters even try
>purge stream
>so this is everything I did wrong, I should have done this but you know I am not
and people sit through hours of this guys videos?
>>183122775
nice i only have 24
WHERES GRANT
>>183124238
>4chan was anime at one point
>this guy's anime
>4chan must like anime man right?
the mind of a nEEt, abridged
Does anyone else get the feeling that they're some kind of pompous, insufferable faggot when playing Mirana?
I like playing her, and I can win with her, but I just can't shake the vague association I have with her and that kind of idiot that ruins games while trying to be the center of attention.
>>183124881
im hoping for more irl fuckups at TI
>>183125018
That would be Invoker.
>>183124881
>level 1 spell shield at 17
I really think this was the sole reason why icefrog greenlit talents
>>183120295
none
>>183124936
HE DOESNT HAVE INTERNET RIGHT NOW, IM FUCKING PISSED, GRANT YOU FUCK GIVE STREAM
>>183124941
they'd have to watch all of one game to realize he's shit and all his fans constantly get BTFO'd tho
>>183125056
swindlezz looks so short here
is he actually a manlet?
>have played 12 int. ranked matches
>try to queue today
>cant
>says my phone # isnt registered
>it is
>>183125272
>>183125272
>new crib
>>183125114
envy always does the most retarded builds
i still remember him dying 40 minutes in as pl because his doppleganger was still level 1...
>>183125082
It's always true with Invoker, though, with Mirana you can choose to actually be useful instead.
>>183125018
every hero that hinges around skillshots feels like that
When's the current battle pass end?
I kinda wanna buy it but I dunno if it's worth
There's also the 10 dollar pack and the 36 dollar pack
>>183126360
Just get the 36 dollar pack and grind as high as you can go.
>>183126360
>Expires 10 September 2017
You SEVERELY missed out on the weekend battle bundle glitch
look at the Immortals 2 and 3, if you dont like them, get the level 1 pass and save your shekels, because they dont unlock until level 98
Is there a more satisfying sound than Sven's sword when you're 2-shotting shitters?
>>183128345
damn
>be shit
>get good
>solo queue into very high skill games
>tfw
dont give up dotards :3
Latest from your based reddit spy:
>noxville wants teams going to TI to be paid a guaranteed 250k just for making it
Why are South Africans such fucking leeches?
>>183128432
This popping up
>We’ve recently taken action against one or more players you’ve previously reported for bad conduct
>>183128432
spirit breaker dagon eblade sound
>>183128551
what now? first he was bitching about teams not paying for their analysty
If you had the power to pick which hero was the cancer pick of TI7, who would it be?
I'd probably pick Meepo, Techies(I really hope they're in CM by then), orENDURANCE RUN
>>183128551
everyone should be paid out an equal sum of prize money they compete for love of the sport :^)
>>183129004
what's with the shitty webm
>>183129086
>cbc
A FUCKING LEAF
why does CCnC look like white Sumail?
>>183128953
>I think if every team knew they were gonna get 250k at TI then teams would be way more willing to allocate small amounts of money to try get that up to ~40-45% per victory.
>Orgs certainly can have power under the new system, it depends on how the point system works (and how many majors you need to perform well in to avoid a bunch of minors).
The reason CSGO is such a shitshow of matchfixing is because players get cushy salaries, compete for meme amounts and make money throwing league matches on the side. Some Renegades Ausshitter bought a house after like 4 years on team fucking Renegades, a no name shitter team.
Dotard is THE objectivist game in that you win or you fucking disband. There is no place for the weak in our scene.
>>183129426
doesn't look like a terrorist to me
>>183093021
Oh, i recognize that meme!
(ᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅ)
>>183128345
>the subtlety
quality post
>>183128345
oh dear
MY CHRISTIAN EYES
>>183128345
people say feminine penises do not exist, yet the proof is in the pudding
>>183130601
gay fucker nigger fuck off
>>183128345
Why do Asian trannies look so good?
>>183130914
asians are very neotenic
BSJ literally has hood queued up on slark right. now. EE haters BTFO.
>>183131730
didn't EE lose that game?
>>183130914
it's a mystery
>>183131895
But who was phone?
>>183132052
Another mystery
>>183132212
that tranny has literally a bigger dick than that dude
>>183132663
thats called a masculine variety penis. The antithesis of the feminine and non-binary variety of penis.
>>183131730
this BSJ kid has 20 subs but his channel is on sub mode, alright
The more I play and watch this game, the more I think that Valve tends to reward players with weak mechanics with gimme-heroes like Alch and PA who play lazyboy-dota.
Like that PA in the Mongolz/BNB game. Perfect storms, ES and Disruptor hiding in trees all game? Fuck that noise, repel, 5s blinkstrike 4 attacks, dagger 6s cd instagib, shares item effects. Buy a ghost scepter? Now you're playing from behind.
But Meepo's too strong so we need to nerf his respawn. ES gets nerfed every patch. Visage is a literally "what?" hero.
>>183133028
thin skinned whiteboi desu absolutely cant handle chat bantz
>>183131895
they're all feminine and soft looking, with small dongs
so bizarre
JUST WOKE UP ALRIGHT
POST MMR GRINDING SONGS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8PEVV6tt14
>>183133426
>>183130914
>>183133639
the one of the left uses makeup
>>183133639
cmon bro
>>183133713
so does the one on the right
>>183133751
my basketball-american
>>183133751
>>183133849
Sarina would be hotter if he didn't have huge ass fake tits. I mean I like big tits but only if they're natural, so they always look like shit on a tranny. Everything else about him is good though.
>>183134013
>him
It's a she (male), but I agree her tits look very fake. The face makes up for it tho
>>183134013
you mean she
show some respect.
traps > trannies
>>183134179
why not both?
>decide to go to d2g
>its filled with faggots posting literal tranny porn
Jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with this place. And why arent the jannies blasting these trannies?
NICE THREAD DOTURDS MIGRATE TO LOLG RIGHT FUCKING NOW WE WILL WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS
>>183134224
Traps have feminine penises but aren't fucking crazy from pumping themselves up with hormones. What do they lack besides maybe some small natty breasts?
>>183134179
What us even the right definition of a real anymore? All the traps people jerk off to use HRT which makes them the same as trannies. It's only those girly Asian boys that are real traps.
>>183134303
So traps are twinks. fagboy
>>183134314
>All the traps people jerk off to use HRT which makes them the same as trannies.
a little bit of estrogen for mone tits is not hrt + not all traps use mones
plus trannies usually have fake tits
>>183129426
looks like one of those homeschool retards i used to throw rocks at with the boys back in grade school
https://twitter.com/Sing2X/status/887514560831213569
Dotards?
>>183134292
the usual thread deep in the catalog so people start posting traps
I'd rather the got posting, at least that was comfy
>>183128432
ck illusions auto-attacking axe
god they just melt away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmi3x-Ar86Q
>>183134314
Reminder that at TI7, some boys from /d2g/ are going to rail Matthew Seo. I hope they make a video.
>>183134381
Yeah pretty much twinks in drag.
>>183134392
go practice mason
>>183134392
wtf
>>183134392
that's messed up
>>183134729
is this better?
>>183134471
Marmalade?
>>183135170
my cuckolding gf
>>183135273
adelaide
>>183134392
lmao
>>183135170
yes?
>>183135170
nasty hoe
>>183134731
>Reminder that at TI7, some boys from /d2g/ are going to rail Matthew Seo.
Me tbqh
>>183135547
post your face and we judge how nasty you are
>>183135325
>>183135450
>>183135616
pay me and i'll do it
>>183135846
>65k viewers
what the fuck is she streaming from?
Critique my game /d2g/ 3322322680
Necrophos
have we hit rock bottom?
>go on d2g to see if there is any discussion about the new meta article on dotabuff
>see tranny porn and off topic shit posting
Woaw!
>>183135170
Vector of infection
>>183136343
I was gonna say let this shit thread die but it already died around here >>183128345
>>183098151
TERRORBLADE
>an entire thread of redditors who don't know the report function exists
keep complaining though im sure it'll fix everything
mfw I play Bounty Hunter
>ccnc is the 2nd most viewed streamer right now, only next to that peruvian that got permanently banned from valve events
what went wrong dotards
>>183136652
>already reported
>nothin happened
dumb frogposter
>>183134471
adelood?
>>183136832
adelaide
>>183136723
grant could be nr 1 but noooooo he had to move & fuck up his internet
>>183136905
Let's take a vacation together qt
Me in the middle
>>183136992
singsing?
>>183137057
bulba killed that asian kid and replaced him with fat EE
how's your video games going son?
umm dotards remember that a boy can never compare to a skilled girl, it's simple biology
>>183137058Big dick
>>183137576
wtf...
>>183137404
sauce?!
>>183137647
here's an example
>>183137750
please don't post lewds of my wife
>>183137704
manila masters
I really want that manta ray for batrider.
What's the odds of getting it?
>>183137928
about 50 bucks
>>183137750
me on the left
>yfw blink manta diffusal on TB
literally goodAM
are mods on vacation or something what's happening
>>183084593
why don't they just delete this general already
>>183139262
no
>>183139176
>every fucking game
Hey dotards been away for a while
why couldn't valve be bothered to make an eighth immortal 3?
tfw
>>183139176
>wow fucking schmuck
I wish I could listen to music while playing Dota, but I can't focus on the game...
2k shitter here, what do I do when this faggot is on the enemy team
>>183141282
you ward jungle when he's six so you know when he's missing cos if he's missing he's ganking someone, have a tp on deck, and move as a team
>>183141282
pick meepo
>>183084894
Nobody cares that you're triggered by a tub of lard with a loud voice.
>>183141129
listen to loops
what do you do when you see a disruptor and he has maxed glimpse and kinitec and has 0 points in thunderstrike
>wtf im a ____ now
is this the lowest energy meme out there next to deus vult?
>>183141282
pick axe
>>183141282
Pick SPirit Breaker
10/10 shirt
>>183141458
>>183141669
>>183141834
>their idea of counter play is counter picking
spot the 3ks
>>183141650
wtf i hate memes now
>>183141553
Loops?
Lads, why did /ourgirl/ stop streaming?
>>183141935
>that garbage
>10/10
fuck off back to pleeddit please.
>>183141129
music has the opposite effect on me. makes me play better. gives me something to distract myself with when people are being fucking idiots.
>>183142112
>Receive a permanent spot on steam friend list
>"ayy bby wan sum fuk?"
>Bunny is now offline
>>183141553
trash can him because the only viable build is picking picking up Q, W and E by level 3 and maxing glimpse afterwards followed by maxing kin field.
you only need q for vision and you need kin field maxed next to fully utilise static storm.
>>183141282
you counter this gypsy out by picking abaddon
people are suggesting you counter aggression with more aggression. but you should just pick defensive heroes and watch him over commit and die.
>>183121002
lost peedur this year, there's no way it will be the same
>>183142112
didn't she move in with some dude who was coaching her?
>>183142987
>dude who was coaching her?
in what?
>>183143301
how to support your carry properly
what was charlie actually doing for eg? was he doing what phil does now and then got replaced?
>>183143358
"Support" your "carry"
>>183143518
He did sumails homework
>>183143518
manager I think, responsible for doing everything not dota related
>get a solo offlane against a kotl and terrorblade
>Teammates cry about tower falling pre-10 minutes
>tfw you get some hyper PMA faggot on the enemy team telling you it's just a game and to calm down when some retard core is chain feeding a clockwerk as PA SOMEHOW
>tfw he gets him the next game and i shit stomp him hard
>post game chat is ooga booga posting out the wazoo
I love when PMA shits get what's coming to them. fucking hypocrites the lot of them
why did artour stop wearing earrings?
>>183144405
what hero were you
>>183144595
I was aslardar.
Though in my defense our last pick was a roaming riki.
>>183144530
he stopped being gay for Jacky
>>183144405
pull their creeps and sprint to get out of range while you juke in trees to dodge mana leak and in case you get mana leak you tp to your shrine????????
mediocre faggot im not saying your team mates are right or something, but theres always something you can do if you don't have downs
>>183144654
did you expect to roam and want your last picker to be offlane? you should never offlane slardar lmao, that hero isn't good as anything but a roamer anymore
>>183144861
>the gulag speaks
>>183144924
not sure why you're giving me this (you) tbqh
remove random from all pick
>>183145025
i'll give you another (you) cos ur retarded fampai
>>183145084
I agree entirely. There's no reason for random to exist. Being stuck with some prick roaming as a meepo because he randomed is fucking insufferable.
loli pugna porn when
>>183145106
>core slardar is viable currently
absolutely abhoring this meme my 2k friendo
>>183145152
NEVER
>>183145165
>offlane
>core
>>183145213
oh got it, I'm being baited
hey at least we're keeping the thread aliveif sincere you're a madman
>>183145350
spot the 3k
I want support Lina back
>>183145467
support lina will only become a thing if they dumpster her passive
there's just no reason to pick lina and then not utilise that attack/move speed with damage items
>>183145440
did you stop playing in ti3 when the offlane heroes were bounty and bat, not void and LC?
our guy ccnc is streaming!
>>183145590
what if Fiery Soul stacks reduced mana cost and cast time instead dotards?
https://twitter.com/Sing2X/status/887559036828176384
Dotards?
>>183146023
based singsing wants that wet doe pussy as much as the rest of us
>>183146023
love live girl?
>>183146023
gatorade?
>>183146023
lemonade?
>>183146148
>>183146165
adelaide
>>183146023
germinate?
>EU hours
>>183146198
>>183146214
adelaide
>>183108681
T H I C C
>>183146209
>>183146332
*turns you into a loli*
>>183146209
>>183146332
*hugs you*
>>183125114
He has 1600 hp, taking more than 1 point in the shield isnt as effective as taking stats
>>183141945
go watch anime fat virgin cuck
>>183145467
>not just picking lina supp instead of being a fotm faggot
kys
>>183146475
Spell Shield has fucking terrible scaling, past the first point you get more EHP just taking stats. Mana Break as well, but you want to max it when you get Manta to get maximum burst from Manta -> Mana Void.
>>183091304
t. guy who needs to be reported
>>183146442
>>183146446
wtf
>minding my own business
>see movement out of the corner of my eye
>look under chair
>motherfucking mouse staring at me
>creeps back into the shadows
>ITS ON
>start playing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzaAyQTCcOc
>block off all exits
>construct a mouse detainment unit
>start pulling everything away from the walls
>no sign of mouse
>lay out a series of insidious traps
>bait them with the finest cheese, cherries, peanutbutter and sardines
>now we wait
What should I name my new mousebro once I capture and break its soul?
Also
>no mouse hero
The fuck are you doing dotards?
How is this game so popular but so dead on twitch?
>>183147418
we only watch esports
>>183147418
no good personality streamers
>>183088517
>playing league post-2012
>WATCHING other people play league ever
who /plays videogames/ here?
>>183147541
>>183147529
>>183147418
the most popular streamers are pros but pros don't want to stream because why would they
and there's no "casual" dota streamer because nobody likes watching shitters, we're all elitist cunts
>>183146910
i never understood if mouse hunt theme was written for the score of a disney/pixar movie or if it was actually just stolen off a classical composer, i need fucking answers though
when should I get diffusal on TB?
>>183148294
when you want to fight early
>>183148294
When they have a lot of buffs
>>183148294
ONLY vs necro
>>183146910
you should feed it your semen over a few weeks by jizzing all over kibbles or bread and see what high doses of testosterone (for a mouse) and the nutrition value does for it
for science
>>183148870
D U M B CMposter
The massless field-flux should self-limit.
>>183149654
can smart man explain wat dis mean?
I'm 3.2k mmr.
What mmr are you
>>183149797
2.7k
I'm fucking banning Drow from now on, 3 matches today already with shitty Drow pickers on my team who counter pick themselves then go running through the entire enemy team trying to chase one hero.
>>183149797
I haven't calibrated yet
Why can this hero build nothing but suriviabilty but still do the same damage as a 6 slotted carry at the scoreboard?
>>183150195
His ultimate passive
>>183150195
because they needed a hero to win TI
>>183149797
4.5k
tfw i'll never reach 5k
>singsing is in japan fucking enchantress
is he /ourguy/?
I dremt last night that Jimmy made it to TI;_;
>>183147747
After StarCraft 2 was dying in 2012, I tried watching league but it was so fucking boring. Plus the observer UI was absolutely garbage.
>>183112236
FLIGHT MUSCLES = BULGED
>>183149797
4.7
now that reddit hates bulldog is he officially our guy?
>>183150359
next year bro
next year:'(
>>183150829
Why do they hate him
When will this "get matched with people 400mmr lower than you" meme end?
i went from 5.5k to 3.3k in 3 months
JUST !!!L MAO
>>183089489
... I don't get this pic.
>>183150195
Bristle doesn't belong in dota honestly
What unique mechanics and interactions does he bring to the table? He turns his back and runs away, something a passive bot is capable of, it's the most boring hero in the game to watch besides viper
remember that matumbacuck bristle ultrakill he got by overextending like a shitter and getting ganked by 5 people?
>>183150880
He sieg heiled on stream a few weeks ago, now he's a nazi like pewdiepie
fuck this creep
>>183148870
Semen actually contains high doses of estrogen not testosterone.
Sucking a dick literally makes you womanly. Go figure.
>>183151730
>Semen actually contains high doses of estrogen not testosterone.
What? No it doesnt
yes it does
>>183151802
it actually does desu
>Only two and a half weeks until shitposting fun with /d2g/
>>183152414
>I have classes during TI
>>183152464
>TI happens during the busiest period at my job
I havent played Dota for 2 years
What are good builds for roaming Gondar and Baratrum
i hate d2gay threads
>watching iceiceice
>he's constantly paranoid
this is what makes a good dota player
what if we get a female pudgenendoroid
>>183153264
i play both.
with sb i usually go for drums early and then just build force staff or glimmer, maybe euls if it's good against lineup. bara works well without anything. if i'm rich early i'll build echo sabre into bkb/'mom. at start you want either a windlace, blight, oov or stick. depends entirely on the lineup.
bounty is the same with starting items. arcanes then i build mek/pipe, solar crest. again, you can go for echo into like, deso if you want to core or are fed in the first place.
https://www.opendota.com/matches/3322688499
i suck at arcwarden wat do
>>183154225
-farm more efficiently
-you should barely die if ever after laning
-itemize correctly: pike is for kiting tough targets (often with skadi), against squishy casters and ethereal kekrophos get a blink to initiate on them and force them out of the fight with the double
-main thing is learning how to make the most of your main hero without putting yourself in danger: use it's flux and bthorn on initiating enemies, maximise wraiths for path blocking etc-when you become a real g this is a decent caster arc game, good use of euls messes with a lot of these heroes and combos, and your magic dmg should be good enough against their cores, also no mjollnir to proc carapace
do you guys think icefrog will nerf PMS?
>>183154225
stop falling for the meme that one guy here autistically posts aka arca warden
>>183154859
fuck u its a good meme
>>183154945
maybe if u stop fucking this general with shitters he didnt get nerfed
>>183155013
maybe if you learned to speak correctly you'd also learn to think correctly too, literally nothing d2g does is significant compared to le dit
>>183155112
lolz get on my level 3k shitlord
>>183085108
Post chat log
>>183154945
>>183155013
im starting to think this hero is going to be the star of the international and will end up fucked by the end of year.
then arc warden every game
just like invoker
>>183155404
Pro teams have the teamwork to gank him correctly, deal with his splitpushing and isolate a single target with spells style. The double is bad on it's own without a big networth advantage and you see pro arc wardens just lose the game based on one positioning mistake past 40 mins trying to use their hero too much. Also there's no player equivalent for arc like abed on meepo or any of the best invokers. They haven't done the practice
>>183155643
>no player equivalent for arc like abed on meepo or any of the best invokers
That will be RTZ
>>183155643
>. Also there's no player equivalent for arc like abed on meepo or any of the best invokers. They haven't done the practice
the hero is fucking ez.
easier than invoker and meepo.
>Pro teams have the teamwork to gank him correctly
invoker always get shat on in pro games but will still manage to be relevant.
time will come spammers abusing this hero will feel how the best mids heroes got nerfed
storm for one time was the best hero in the game
why are we still here?
>>183155720
I don't deny he's probably the best pro arc warden player, partly because the only other "serious" contenders are black^ and nobrain. He's just not at that level yet because he's not a raging autist that chooses to spam arc warden every game for his own enjoyment
>>183155720
did he manage to win all his arc games yesterday and today?
>>183096446
>Phantom is a ganking snowball semi-carry that can transition into an actual carry, Templar is a farming snowball semi-carry who usually builds utility items after blink and deso.
this is completely backwards
if anything, PA is the actual hard carry (who would have thought that a hero with built-in evasion and the strongest crit in the game would make for a strong carry!).
TA on the other hand is a solo mid semi carry who dominates the mid game but falls behind harder carries come late game.
also TA doesnt "build utility items after blink and deso". generic TA builds are something along the lines of
>phase boots / travels
>dagger
>deso
>BKB
>butterfly
>MKB or Daedalus
Anyone here warm up in normal queue before doing rank? I feel like I should just start off with rank but idk...
arteezy seems to have figured out the hero
fuck
>>183150956
buy another acc, ez
>>183155930
>phase boots
I seriously hope you don't do this. Butterfly is also not good most of the time.
>>183151709
i love that creep as lifestealer. ulti that fucker then mind control bam free root. shitters didn't even know what hit them.
>"J-J-JUST BUY DUST!!!"
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>>183156568
Yeah at max wex
Invoker is a late game hero
>>183156568
Just gank his asshole bro
>>183156494
what does he have to do with this?
>>183156568
just bkb lmao
>invoker kites your bkb
>tornado's your ass every 12(9) seconds
>>183156754
>invoker kites your bkb
Found your problem. Don't let him kite you. That'll be three fiddy.
>>183156362
a few years ago when TA was first pick material, phase boots were the boots of choice. sometimes people got treads instead, or stuck with brown boots until a later BoT upgrade, but phase was the default choice.
also how is butterfly not good? unless the enemy already has evasion counters, it's a damn strong item for a rightclicking agility hero.
>playing sb
>dive sniper
>ping
>team doesnt dive
>i die
>sniper: "roasted"
if you shit talk on the internet you're human garbage
>>183157329
>be retard
>act like retard
>get called a retard
>OMG STOP CALLING ME RETARDED YOU BIGOTS
>>183157414
>diving a sniper is retarded
>getting kills for your mid is retarded
>dying as position 5 to get a kill on a sniper is retarded
>>183157084
A few years ago Dota was a different game in many ways. These days you always build Treads if you want to win games.
>also how is butterfly not good?
The evasion doesn't matter unless your plan is to manfight the enemy carry without Refraction (which is highly unusual). The damage and attack speed are decent but you can generally get more out of other items.
>>183157454
original post didnt read like you got a kill on him. it read like you got yourself killed before finishing him off.
>don't excel with invoker, nor fail completely
People either hope and expect you to be a god or immediately dump you in the "literal human trash" category as soon as you pick the hero. If the former turns out to be true then all is simple, if its the latter instead then they at least feel validated for being right about you from the start.
>tfw it feels like being average is actually worse than being utter garbage
>>183157640
does that nigga fuck while wearing boxers?
>>183157771
why do you talk like a nigger?
>>183145152
SOON
how does one become a dotard d2g
guys how do i actually get good
i have short of 2000 hours in this gme and i still manage to lose in 2k
help me pls i wanna become pro
>yfw chink carries can't play arc warden
anyone else disgusted by carries without cleave
>>183158882
>play pugna
>be around 2k mmr
>fap to traps
>>183159239
they are very ver very slow in adapting
>get 4 kills on my mid
>retard anti mage feeds
>save my teammates every fight
>earthshaker lich doom never dedicate spells to save me
>i die we lose
what number must i reach for the retards to stop
>it's a streamer opens PU's battleground episode
how did this piece of shit game get so widely recognized
>>183134179
Traps are pure and cute but trannies are tainted and look like old ladies.
>>183137057
lov u lumi
>>183157967
yo dont ignore that question I axed you, dat nigga the kind of nigga that smile when water splash on his ass crack when he tackin a shit. He THAT type of nigga.
>>183160334
its fun
>>183141282
i dont get it
how is he suddenly good
he has no spells that scale compared to say a sven or a wraith king
>>183142112
she is so awfvul hope she died
>>183108681
face too busted
>tfw my winrate for the past month is probably around 20%
All my heroes are shit, and my performance doesn't matter, even when i stomp something dumb happens and I lose.
How do I get farm as a support when my team are constantly trying to fight?
>>183161031
>tfw mine is constant 65/70%, until I start playing ranked and it becomes 0%
>>183161115
play well
>>183161115
Ummm winning fights gets you farm
since thread is dead
post ur items d2g
>>183128432
CK ult when you get an extra illusion.
Why aren't you playing Bane mid?
>>183161868
Useless past the laning stage
>>183162060
>300/500 pure damage nuke/heal every 1.5 seconds
hmmm..
>>183162373
>fiends grip / nightmare someone
>instantly gets dispelled
>use brain sap
>pretty much out of mana
>enfeeble and run away
>>183162614
>get Bloodstone after Aghs
>literally stop having mana issues
https://twitter.com/Sing2X/status/887644406110486533
Dotards?
>>183162840
maki?
>>183162373
>>183162818
Lol dude just get 15k gold and level 25, youll be good dude, haha
Bane is bad, he cant farm.
>tfw well warded
>>183163491
adelaide
>>183163674
>what is midas
>what is kill gold
>>183162373
its very good i dont know why hes not first pick ban in pro
>who me?
>hippo magi
>you?
>>183164313
It always rubs me the wrong way that when valve fixed the portraits, the head with the squeaky voice was the one with the hat and the angry face
>>183161614
Why does Uniel have such a small scene compared to other anime games?
It seems like a good balance between anime and SF
how the FUCK do I do the glimmer cape quest?
>>183164945
Jakiro
>>183164945
crystal maiden/enigma ult
Why the fuck do people think I'm going to stick around in their lane if they can't land a spell to save their life? In my eyes, you're a lost fucking cause, and I'd rather go harass / gank mid and hopefully snowball off that.
Ultimately it's like: I stay and we lose the lane to a solo WD because we're half his level and you got harassed out because you're stupid in the brain.
I leave and we lose and you blame me.
I leave and we win and I call you shit.
One way has a 50/50 result.
Other way I just fucking lose because you're garbage at dota 2.
>>183154838
It'd be kinda stupid, it's been nerfed enough now
kill urself ZEECRON
>>183084593
Why is this frog everywhere?
I think Lion has become my favorite support.
Stun? I got that.
A Hex? Shiieeet I got that.
Enemies have a lot of spell casters? *SLURP* I got that
Oh shit, An enemy carry is getting away? ZAP I got that!
Such a good hero, and this motherfucker doesn't even need huge items to be relevant to the game!
>stopped rushing Dagon on Tinker
>started winning a lot more
>>183165393
>stopped picking Tinker
>started winning a lot more
Is Tinker a good solo queue hero or does he still "get a lot of farm and then lose the game"?
>mmr hell doesnt exist
>forced 50 doesnt exist
ebic
>>183161868
the other mid isnt going to pick another meme support who also can't farm, theyre going to pick a universally useful pick that can AOE farm after a few mana items and actually make use of the farm theyre getting in mid
supports generally play this trick on newer players where they see all these strong abilities and maybe get some crazy kills in a game and suddenly they forget that most of those heroes usefulness barely changes between having mana boots and some wards, and being a 6 slotted core. they can't scale for shit
bane especially is deleted from the game the second any kind of organized ganking occurs or anyone knows how to dispell/stun
>>183165551
I seriously can't think of a reason you'd bother instead of just playing Meepo, Techies, or Arc Warden
POST
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>>183164313
I saw your post in /pubg/ anon, you cant hide from me
>>183165664
Are the only good mids QoP, invoker, SF?
I'm getting bad framerate on dote even on lowest settings, should I upgrade my cpu or gpu?
>>183165904
post system specs
>>183165641
Holy shit. I didn't even realize 234 mmr was a thing.
How do you have so little mmr? Just a huge losing streak?
>>183165969
gpu - gt 630
cpu - pentium g3-something
>>183165641
>Doesn't buy fucking BKB versus invoker, CM, chaos knight stun
>WAHHH I'M STUCK HERE BY NO FAULT OF MY OWN
kill thineself swiftly
>>183165641
>didnt finish hurricane pike v that whole team
>no bkb
>less than 600 gpm
>cant see tower/building damage
I bet its shit anyway but god damn
>>183165647
Except it's literally impossible to win the laning stage against Bane unless it's a Brood or a Skywrath Mage. Bane will completely destroy any fotm mid laner and any half competent team will take advantage of the enemy team having a non-factor mid.
And to say Bane doesn't scale with items is just silly. He has amazing stat growth and his talents are top notch, and he can be very versatile in his item build. His inability to farm is easily fixed with Midas which I can easily get before the 9 minute mark in most of my games.
Same thing about his spells. -120 damage is still a lot even in the late-game (especially against heroes that rely on crits), Nightmare still turns the fight in a 4v5 if your team is coordinated enough, and while Fiend's Grip is kinda trash, you don't pick Bane mid for it, but for the 300 pure damage nuke every 1.5 seconds.
is jimmy gonna go back to sea and drag another team out of the mud?
Do you think our boy Artour would be angry if I asked him for riki tips irl?
>>183165641
>linken's instead of BKB
??????????????????????
>>183166085
i originally calibrated at 1.1k like a year ago but then it's been free falling
idk whats wrong
yea the necro had legit 66mmr
skywrath stole my farm and started being annoying, had to mute then everyone started to insult each other
>>183166224
i wasn't really present when my team chainfed but thanks for the tip
>>183166380
tower dmg was like 6-9k
>>183166690
thanks for constructive criticism
>>183165641
put literally any and I mean ANY 4k+ player in that game and he wins 30-0
>>183166647
dont be a fucking retard memer, you only probably get 1 chance to meet your favorite pros irl, just be normal
>>183166906
Artour is not my favorite pro but I guess you're right, first impression is the most important.
>>183166779
>Less thank 1k mmr
>DUDE I WOULD LITERALLY HAVE WON IF I HAD PLAYERS WITH 4K MMR MORE THAN ME AND MY OPPONENTS IN MY TEAM
Well I guess you're right? Doesn't mean you belong at 4k though
>>183167250
nah, I wasn't saying a 4k should have been in that game, but I'm saying that a forced 50 argument is fucking stupid and that that guy is bad at dota
>>183167370
Oh I misunderstood your post my man, I am sorry.
>>183167736
you just know
>>183166729
>i wasn't really present when my team chainfed but thanks for the tip
Oh so it's your fault then.
The fucking invoker tornado goes like halfway through the map. How the fuck is this guy balanced?
>>183168084
retards still pick AOE blast so its fine
>>183168084
because the abilities he used to have naturally are now part of the skill tree :^)
>>183165790
>>183168084
sub 50% wr in all brackets
>>183167736
beards
>>183168287
YOU CANT HIDE FROMx8 SCOPE KAR CAMPING ON THE FUCKING HILL
What is it with the sudden resurgence of "How is Invoker balanced?" posts?
Could it be some half assed attempt at generating hate for the hero so he loses the arcana vote? Is it the opposite? I don't understand anything any more.
>>183167736
>>183167736
KAL LE :DD
>>183165393
>started doing the clan iraq build on tinker
>started winning a lot more
I wonder what kind of cognitive dossonance is at play with people who spend literally thousands of hours and games at the same or lower mmr to when they first started
and have the gall to call other players bad
This game is truly the game of shitters
where's my angry redhead waternigger arcana
>>183168450
Just fragile egos, I reckon.
>>183141935
Do any of you guys own dota t-shirts? Which ones do you like/would you wear in public?
I noticed that my games have gotten much better when using a microphone.
>>183168429
How come Notail has such a punchable face?
damn these tordelini guides are trash.
why are they so upvoted?
>>183168993
Don't talk shit about my boyfriend.
>>183169048
They're the least worst guides. I'd rather have someone using his guides on my team than someone who doesn't know what items to buy.
nu-thread
>>183169195
>>183111336
The fuck is this, it cost me 21 dollars to get 2 figmas shipped to kangarooland.
icefrog here, i'm stumped at reworking this ability for after TI. give me suggestions
>>183167951
i bet youre really friendly in matches
>>183086928
Why isn't there a set for this??
>>183169593
Talent at level 15 thatturns you into another hero
>>183169593
talents
>>183165641
>tranquils on timber
>brown boots into radiance rush necro
>aghs rush on cm
>sange and yasha and yasha on ck
These people are just memeing right?
>>183166527
Yes he wins lane but what happens after that determines the game. You HAVE TO keep fighting because the hero cant farm for shit. So if youre teams autistic and wont come with you for fights literally all the time youre going to auto lose the game.
>>183172773
yeah only fighting is all lower mmrs know
>>183169593
pure damage