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YOU COME TO NORSCA, DON'T EXPECT TO LEAVE Edition

Norsca Roster:
https://www.totalwar.com/blog/norsca-army-roster/

Norsca Racepack CGI trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbrbDa9EBR0

Mini-campaigns are gone, 4 LL packs instead
https://www.totalwar.com/blog/early-adopter-post-launch/

Dark Elves Roster Reveal:
https://www.totalwar.com/blog/dark-elf-army-roster/

Total War: WARHAMMER 2 – Dark Elves In-Engine Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB6FaGBz0Lo

Total War: WARHAMMER 2 - High Elves Let's Play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-8RQCwevAk

Total War Saga Announcement Blog
https://www.totalwar.com/blog/a-total-war-saga-announce-blog/

New Race Pack for TWWH1, New DLC for past historical game and other stuff:
https://www.totalwar.com/blog/what-the-teams-are-working-on-07-06-17/

Lizardmen In-Engine Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3CmxjTFv_Y

Lizardmen Roster Reveal:
https://www.totalwar.com/blog/lizardmen-army-roster/

High Elf Roster Reveal:
https://www.totalwar.com/blog/high-elf-army-roster/

Total War: WARHAMMER 2 – Announcement Cinematic Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXxe897bW-A

>FAQs and General Info
http://pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN
http://www.twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2191-Total-War-WARHAMMER-Modifications

Last thread >>183066216

Screenshot sharing and campaign posting encouraged!
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KRAKA DRAK
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Guys, how could CA introduce Cathay/Nippon into the game without adding land beyond the mountains of Mourn? Expeditions? Where would they land- Lustria, Southlands or even the Old World?
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/ourguy/
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>>183082439

Will never get official content!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhDkfdpJYp4

W H E N
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>Dogs of War will happen because Estalia has a major presence in Lustria
>Kislev will happen because Warhammer 3 won't have a "good" guys faction otherwise
>DAWI ZHARR will happen because Ogres will need to fight something
>Middenland will happen because CA noticed the demant
>Luthor Harkon will possibly happen as a FLC lord
What a time to be alive, bros
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>>183082523

>Nippon

We know even less about them than we about Cathay. As for how and where, maybe we'll get them in 3. They could be a foe for Ogres, since they're close to each other.
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WHO IS A FUCKING OLD FRIEND?!?!?!!?!?
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>>183082523
They would maybe try to seize Vortex.
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P-Please, no more chariots!
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Let's all take a moment to appreciate the fact that CA doesn't have to stick to existing armies and rulebooks when producing new content.

Then let's also remember that this is surely a course to ruin and that before all is said and done it will go full retard and give us race packs that don't even make sense.
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>>183082695
Vampire content.
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>>183082523
Mini campaign
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>>183082523
> Cathay
Southlands colonies, maybe?
> Nippon
They used to be represented as mercenaries in the Old World, so you could certainly have them as wandering bands for hire like the Ogres.

>>183082659
> Dogs of War
> Estalia
Estalia does have colonies, but you're more likely to see Marco Columbo (a Tilean) since he's a named character who was in charge of a colony in the New World.
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>>183082810
new chapter when
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Doesn't Nippon worship a vampire or a literal Dragon or a dragon vampire thing
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>inb4 free-LC is conquer anywhere for all factions with the ability to build outposts.
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>>183082281

>Anyone pre-ordering Total War: WARHAMMER II through a SEGA approved retailer before release, or buying in the first week on sale, will gain the Early Adopter Bonus of the free Norsca Race Pack DLC for the original Total War: WARHAMMER. This Early Adopter Bonus is available from SEGA approved retailers only; please check in-store for physical retailers or here (http://www.sega.com/sega-approved-partner-list) for an exhaustive list of digital retailers and more details as to what constitutes a SEGA approved retailer.
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>>183082810
>race packs that don't even make sense
Unlike GW, CA seem to actually like the WHFB fluff.
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>>183082810

The obvious next step is Araby, followed by Dogs of War, the latter being fairly cheap because it just takes a lot of pre existing units from other factions and giving them a light reskin.
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>>183082920
When there is rape
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>>183082954

That's Cathay, they have a Dragon Emperor that may or may not be an actual Dragon
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>>183083016
I think Kislev is more plausible.
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> alternate Empire starts
> Chaos Warrior fixes
> Kislev
> Krell
> Jabberslythe/Ghorgon
No, you get the FIMIR
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>>183082810
Why does he have a Skink print
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>>183083105
Cathay's Dragon Emperor may also be known as the Monkey King and have a Skaven advisor. That's the problem with these experimental eastern nations they played with but ultimately abandoned: Their lore is spotty and inconsistent.
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>>183082920
Soon we will have the rape we seek.
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when ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhDkfdpJYp4
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PONTUS
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>daily reminder that when dust settles, Warhammer will be THE ultimate Total War experience
>daily reminder that histfags will stay in denial, crying about B-BUT M-MUH HISTORICAL SERIES
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>>183083183
>implying anyone gives much of a shit about those
What happens when you get your alternative Middenland start as empire?

Oh yeah, you get a boring as shit campaign where you just fight horsemen and chariots all day.

Norsca's a good idea because it makes everyones campaign more interesting because they literally hate everyone.
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>>183083183

Why do people like these boring ass fucks? Is it just DUDE RAPE LMAO?
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>>183082810

>tfw you will see Albion Champion Light Cataphract Chariots (Blasting Charges) in your lifetime
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>>183083463
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>>183083463
My wish is for them to add everything and the final combined world map is a globe.
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>>183083612
>the final combined world map is a globe
muh
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>>183083612
I don't think it was ever established to be a globe, there could be continents beyond Lustria for all we know
Fourecks when?
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>>183082959
This literally doesn't matter because you can buy the key at any site, register it the day it comes out, and get the DLC because Steam registers it as you bought the game.
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>>183083612
that's a terrible idea.

They'd literally have to invent fuckloads of factions for Cathay and Nippon to fight otherwise they'd just be way too powerful.
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>>183083728
The Warp Gates are often referred to as "Polar"
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>>183082852
But if you were to play as Nippon, would you be a horde then?
A Cathay colony could have an interesting relationship with the homeland, with special missions and successes earning you bonuses
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>>183083796
That's not how it works. Unless you get an extra DLC key with the TWW2 key, you WILL miss out on the DLC.
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>inb4 every norscan settlement leads to a field battle and the entire campaign is dogshit
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>>183083813
Nobody sane has ever gotten close enough to establish distance.
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A VOTE FOR THROGG IS A VOTE FOR THROGG.
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>>183083938
That's how it worked for Warhammer I, I bought it on G2A for 40$ a few days before it released, redeemed the key and got the DLC. I'm sure its no different for the second one.
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>>183083941
>attacking settlements when you can confederate
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>shogun2
>black and red nips declare war on me as I back my white and green allies in a war against christian daimyo of kyushu
>I invite my allies to war
>they decline, breaking the alliance
>but still go to war with black and red nips on their own
>now we've split kyushu and they've a -40 break alliance opinion penalty of me and I don't want to fight the black and red nips while they've armies on my border
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>>183083490
It's because what they're based on (Fomorians of Celtic myth) aren't done as often in fantasy settings and the Fimir were specifically created to be an original race that wasn't tied to Tolkien or real-world history. But due to certain misfortunes - their models being monster sized but their stats being human level - no one bought them because they weren't viable. Add that on top of their earliest defining traits being rape (Beastmen had this too but it's easier to just accept them as random animal men) and GW just stayed away from using them.

It's jut a really neat throwback and legitimately distinct from other races.
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>>183083806
Cathay
>Hobgoblins
>WoC
>Ogres
>Greenskins
>Beastmen

Nippon
>Skaven
>Beastmen
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>>183083490

Yes and no.

Fimir were shot, killed and buried by GW which wanted to forget whole rape-for-mates ordeal but never bothered retconning them. They're like Squats or Zoats, another set of races GW made but was abandoned afterwards. CA are basically digging up something really, really old and nostalgic and adding it into the game, and considering the lore and background behind the Fimir it's like giving GW the middlefinger
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>>183083952
>>183083728
there's maps the explicitely show that the warp gate is at the pole.

now if there's hidden continents in the warp gate or in magic folds in reality anywhere on the warhammer world.

who knows.
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>>183082659
>Kislev will happen because Warhammer 3 won't have a "good" guys faction otherwise
Kislev can't be a part of TWW 3.
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>>183084065
But I don't want to vote for Throgg!
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>tfw you started the Throgg campaign, planted the seed many many months ago. Vote Yhrogg, mayor Yhrogg, make this Troll Country great again. and it happened, it ACTUALLY fucking happened, of all the lords, of just one slot available for anyone else, he got it, our boy, our King, the real King in the North.

WE DID IT EVERYONE, THANKYOU SO MUCH! WE'LL TAKE NOT-CANADA FROM THE GAY PRIDERS TOO!
WE CAN DO ANYTHING!

In all seriousness, was CA watching us?
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>>183084065
Deep as mutton.
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>>183084307
YOU NO VOTE THROGG? YOU GET CLUB TO HEAD!
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>>183084330
Grace is always watching.
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>tfw you unironically more excited for fantasy edgy viking, than for Elfs and lizards

Is there something wrong with me?
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>>183084356
I don't remember seeing that there when I preordered on Saturday, did it add just now?
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>>183084432
no anon, I feel you.
And i'm actually even more excited about hunkering down in Norsca, leaving the old world alone, and then sailing west to fuck up the vile creatures that dwell in the new world.
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>>183084432
I'm still more hyped about Best Elves, but yeah, Norsca looks amazing.
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Hello, I have a question on behalf of the Norscan Fimir community. How will voting Throgg benefit the Fimir people?
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>>183084607
So badly want to play as Dark Elves
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>>183084679

I think you'll find he said "Best Elves" not "Worst Elves"
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>>183084675
Is this Skaven in disguise?
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>>183084816

A what?
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>>183084776
You can already play the Worst Elves though.
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>>183084675

MORE TROLL IMMIGRANTS MEANS MORE BANG BANG BABY MAKE
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>>183084675

It won't, Norsca ain't big enough for everyone and nobody likes your kind. FIMIR GO HOME
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>>183084776
But Wood Elves are already in the game?
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>>183084675
You'll have FREEDOM
FREEDOM TO EAT AND RAPE PEOPLE!
VOTE THROGG
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>>183084869
God I wish we would get River Trolls and Troll Hags.
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What happens if a Fimir has consensual sex with a human woman?
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>>183084861
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So what magics does Norsca get? I assume its just the same as the Chaos lores
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>>183085016
babby is made
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>>183085016
burning chaos insignia on the grass and people in white ghost costumes come and get you.
NO NORSCAN DAUGHTER OF MINE LAYIN' WITH NO DIRTY FIMIGGERS!

And then lynch
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>>183085052
>Shaman Sorcerer (Lores of Death, Metal Fire)
>Fimir Balefiend (Lores of Shadows, Fire)
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I NEED TO SEE THE COMBINED MAP.

I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO PLAY IT.

I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE TO OPEN WARHAMMER II TO ACTIVATE, CAN USE WARHAMMER I OR WILL IT HAVE A SEPERATE DESKTOP ICON. HOLY SHIT.

I NEED TO SEE HOW MUCH BIGGER IT WILL BE, AND IF SETTLEMENTS WILL BE CUT TO MAKE PROVINCES SMALLER.

I NEED MORE. MORE. MOOOOORE
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>All fimir, including the single unit hero character, get armor sundering

lel

I bet this is gonna be totally balanced.
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>>183085332
Chill out, you are not going to get it any soon.
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>>183085052
Hags soon
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>Undead factions have no ranged units whatsoever

How the fuck am I supposed to defeat chaos when even their mid tier infantry is better than my best infantry?

Also,
>charge at the backs of assortment of marauders and chosen with black knights and hexwraiths
>my cavalry takes more damage than the unit they charged

Do these niggas have spikes on their backs or what?
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>>183085595
Yes, duh. That's their whole point.
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>>183085595

>Vampires complaining about Chaos being OP

What fucking planet am I on
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>>183085595
Fuck off vampire fags. You've got a million spellcasters and a grand cadre of flying units.
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>>183085595

Dude, you have access to crazy powerful magic and regen. Every unit has fear and gnerally good stats, and VC monsters are top-tier. WoC have no advantages outside of Chosen.
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>>183084330
There are three options here- either you're wrong about you hyping Throgg first, you hyped Throgg but he was already planned so CA hyped along with you, you actually are CA shitposting here and leaking stuff

But let's be real here CA was definitely here pushing stuff like war mammoths and skin wolves
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>>183085781
>>183085808
In my experience vargheists and other flying monsters are only useful to kill hellcannons before they destroy literally half my army, and die super fast to chosen.
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>>183085595
>no ranged
>magic doesn't exist.

also do you really think puppet skeletals are a match for a man empowered by the dark gods and turned into a battlefield meatgrinder?


>>183085781
>>183085808
I noticed a trend. when people complain about a faction being under powered or not performing well its usually because they're using an overwhelming amount of infantry and not using units that cater to their factions strengths.

Its like morons gravitate to mass low tier infantry spam and wonder why is doesn't work.
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What is Throgg's tax policy?
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>>183083952
Except for the Lizardmen, who are the ones who call them polar, and the Old Ones who built them before they collapsed.
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I just got in. Reading through the roster

>WULFRIK THE WANDERER
>All Mammoth units in his army gain bonus Melee Attack, all Marauder units enjoy reduced Upkeep Costs, and every unit in his retinue causes Fear.
>every unit in his retinue causes Fear.

This is gonna be great.
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>>183086016
do you just charge units in and leave them in until their dead?

charge enemy units that are not engaged so you can't actually run away?
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>>183086171

big bone da good money
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>>183086171

What you loot is what you get.
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>>183086023
>Its like morons gravitate to mass low tier infantry spam and wonder why is doesn't work.

not even, I only had a few spear skeletons to cover the flanks, all my infantry was grave guards with some monsters sprinkled in.

>>183086257
no, at least not flying units.
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>>183086171
all travellers must pay the bridge troll
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>>183086171
no taxes, only booty
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>>183086267
Again, i have to say being an empire soldier means by default you have a gigantic set of steel balls to be able to stand your ground and fight something like that
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Wait, so Chaos Dwarfs actually have a giant empire? I always thought it's a super minor faction with like one karak.
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>>183086572
Everything's giant compared to a Chaos Dwarf!
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>>183086572

It's a semi-empire. They have smaller holds and then a gigantic capital. They share the wasteland with goblins and orcs.
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Fuckin beautiful
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>>183086572
>Chaos Dwarfs actually have a giant empire?
They have wealth and power in equal measure to the western dwarf holds. It's just that most of it is built on the back of greenskin slaves.
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>>183085595

You are a baka holy shit. All you need is lord + 2 vamps with a horde of vargheists and few varghulfs and terrorgheists.

You blob, nehek and win every battle.

Vamps are the most OP faction by far. Chaos is a joke in comparison.
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>>183086749
They're showing Wooly Freak's dog a fair bit, is this a Skarsnik and Gobbla situation?
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>>183086572
They only have one city but it's really big. The rest of their "empire" is a bunch of scattered fortresses stretched across an inhospitable and uncontrollable wasteland.
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>>183085595
If you're playing Vampire Cunts, you already have the ability to raise undead to tarpit, all sorts of air units, etc.
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>>183086923

Probably not
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>>183086572
It's not so much a vast empire as a single, impenetrable, dread fortress with surrounding fortifications and supply depots, bases and fortifications.

In the lore the Chaos Dwarves are always gearing up to expand their territories into a global force, but are constantly being hindered by their Dwarf cousins, low population numbers, and their own ruinous experiments gone wrong (like inventing the black orcs such as Grimgor as a race of super soldiers who later rebelled.
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>>183085595
Bloodknights are your go to cav unit as VC, supplement your infantry with monsters they get armor piercing for a reason, Varghulfs are beasts when supported and Terrorgeists wreak havoc, Vargheists is your other answer to range units and artillery. Almost forgot but trash stacks make for great reinforcements.
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>Monstrous Infantry LL
>Monstrous Infantry Hero
>Monstrous Infantry Spellcasting Hero
>6 different kinds of monstrous infantry.

So Norsca is pretty much a testing bed for how well Ogres will deal with anti-large.
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>>183086423
if you're having a trouble with massed infantry you can trap their infantry in a pocket and use purple sun, It works great against chaos warriors. or wind of death if they're formed up in a line.
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>>183086663
>opening a new tab and googling is easier than phrasing your question in a far longer way than needed, then filling out a captcha and constantly clicking [Update]
WeW lad
>>183086860
shut your whore mouth smuggies are fun
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What does snow feel like
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>>183087273
considering people can run all large armies right now.

no
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>>183087119
>>183087290
ty bros
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>>183087273
They also have shitton of anti-large themselves
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Will we ever get Slayer Lords or Gotrek?
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>>183086749
he's looking pretty fresh for a dude that's coming on to 5,100 YEARS OLD
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>tfw you save the imperial citixens of Sylvania
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>>183087360
feels kvlt man
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Question, what's the difference between these two different mammoths we've seen then?
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>>183087360
Fandens koldt.
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>>183087698
One's a reskinned Stegadon
The other's a reskinned Bastiladon
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>>183087698
One is a feral with low ld, second one has vikings with javellins on top, other one is really big reliquary.
Oh and there is a one with throne on top for Wulfrik
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>>183087775
How much is that in Jabberslythes?
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>>183087856
SOMEONE FIX HIS BROKEN TOOTH AND SWOLLEN GUMS AHHHHHHH
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>>183087856
1.3 Charlemanga
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It is now July, a chill wind blows in Naggaroth but the sea of malice is beginning to thaw. From Ghrond, a messenger comes bearing word of an ancient prophecy involving the lands of north Lustria. The Hag Queens offer many sacrifices to Khaine, while their underlings train relentlessy. Meanwhile the Druchii of Clar Karond whip their slaves ceaselessly in preparation for the Witch-Kings coming campaign.
A great fleet is being assembled and the armies of the Druchii arm themselves for total war, domination by a best elf/FIMIR soon!
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NANI?!
3 MAMMOTHS?!
https://www.totalwar.com/blog/norsca-army-roster/
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Chaos Dwarfs when?
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>>183087360
It hurts, especially when below 40F.
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>>183088045

>Feral Mammoth

Were those added? I don't remember them from reading it the first time
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Will Nagash be in Tomb Kangs or just Settra?
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>>183088231
nagash will be in the third game
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>>183087360

Bags of sand.
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>>183088045
>20 different Marauder units
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>>183088231
Nagash will probably a thing in the 3rd game if its based on the End Times
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>>183088197
maybe?

I've decided I want 1/3rd of my armies to be feral mammoths. they are all rushed in at the start to smoosh up the enemy forces and then the rest move in to prey down the weakened foes with pure terror.
And javelins!
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>>183088182
Game 3 undoubtedly.

>>183088231

Nagash is technically the enemy of Tomb Kangs, with Settra being his largest rival in the south. So it doesn't make sense for them to be on the same team. Settra hates Nagash with all his might.
>>
>Marauder Chieftans can be customized so you can choose which god to worship

based
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>>183088182
1 year and 4 months
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>>183088514
>Norse are fanatically devoted champions of the Dark Gods
they'll just get traits via hunting events
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>>183087360
bleak sadness
>>
Guys...

GUYS

I JUST REALIZED

WE ARE GOING TO GET DINOSAUR VS MAMMOTH BATTLES
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>>183088231
i have a feeling the bersonlings were always supposed to take place of an eventual nagash event.
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>"Trolls are immune to all kinds of attrition"
>"Throgg has a magic missile called Copious Vomit"
>"Behind his snaggle-toothed visage lies a ruthless cunning that Throgg employs to bring the bitter chill of the north to the lands of man."

Is Throgg literally Father Christmas?
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>>183087360
like tears...in rain
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>>183088646
What a time to be alive
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>>183088646
>Total War: Unga Bunga
I'll take 8
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>>183088646
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I like what they showed so far. Just a little disappointed that Wulfric wont be a horde faction.
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>>183088735
We shall call it the "moon pie" offensive.
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>>183086553
That's what boot camp does to you. They drill all out all the vestiges of personality out of you and get a mindless automaton.
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>>183088646
>Dinosaurs
>Mammoths
>Arachnaroks
>Shaggoths
>Dragons
>Giants

>And CA are working on monster vs monster animations
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>ally finally comes and helps vs chaos
>mastered encamp vs attack
All game 3 needs to do to be perfect is for the map to be big, I don't care about load times I have armies to paint
also fix WE AI as they currently occupy Nordland
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>>183088231
Nagash is supossed to be leader of united undead faction, but could work as tomb kek with Arkhan.
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RAPE MONSTERS CONFIRMED!

CONFIRMED

:)
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>>183089064
DON'T FORGET RAT OGRES AND HELL PIT ABOMINATIONS.

And here the "good guy" humanoid races have fuck all.

Bret, Dorf, Karl, i'm dissapointed.
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>>183088361

They know people hate end times. And they already contradicted it with stuff like Vlad returning.
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>>183087969
>mfw I have swollen gums and tooth pain but too autistic NEET to actually go and fix that shit, cuz I had a very painful encounter with dentist when I was young
I even poked it and let the pus go away and ease tension on the tooth.

I know that I'm stupid.
>>
>>183089232
>DON'T FORGET RAT OGRES AND HELL PIT ABOMINATIONS.
Whats and whats? You've been eating too many Averland mushrooms again!
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>>183089232
Hey, Louen and Karl can still bring Beaquis and Deathclaw to the pokemon tournament.
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>>183089174

I can't believe it.
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>>183089093

>Wood Elves expanding
>After the Leafensraum nerf

NANI?!
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>>183089421
Habeeb it!
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>>183089281
Vlad returning is an affirmation of it though.
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>>183089330
Let's bring some chickens to the dog fight shall we.
>>183089321
I'm sorry Grey Arch Wizard, I must be seeing things.
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>>183083938
except you're wrong because it was the same with WoC and warhammer 1.

I got warhammer 1 from G2A the day before launch and I got the DLC
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>>183089570
MOOT WHEN?!
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I can't wait for more gatetower battles in warhammer 2
>>183089443
where is protect nani from, it just came into my mind before I saw your post but when I took this photo
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>>183089739

>Tamed Moot Cockatrice
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>>183086749

>plus a shield

its fucking ruined, same with malekith.

whats up with CA obsession with giving everyone a shield? I'm surprised mr Franz doesn't have one at this point
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>>183089330
>Warhammer E4 are the 4 original faction leaders
>Karl with Deathclaw
>Mannfred with his starting varghulf
>Grimgor and the Arachnarok Queen
>Thorgrim and... a gyrobomber?
>Champion is Archaon with Kholek

And then the gym leaders are various minor leaders with whatever fits them best.
>>
What happens when the (((gaming press))) find out what Fimir are about?
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>>183089857

>A
>FUCKING
>CHICKEN
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>>183089916
Wulfrik HAS a shield in the tabletop. Just google the mini.
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>>183089943

>he thinks CA hasn't retconned that already
>>
>>183089943
As if they give a fuck about following anything other than the flavour of the month
>>
imperial dragons when
>>
SUMMON
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>>183089946
What did you expect from a faction named after Christopher Poole?
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>>183090079
>as if Tumblr fact checks anything
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>>183089916

Malekith has a magic shield on the tabletop, would be pretty fucking weird if he didn't have it.

And Wulfrik, while his shield isn't magic, does have a shield in every depiction as well.
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>>183089946
bubububub B'CAWK!
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>>183089943
We pretend they're aight' guys, just chilll but dastardly swampkin. We'll know the truth >:)

SPEAKING OF, If they're getting us Fimir, does that mean.. maybe, MAYBE, one day we could see Albion host a subfaction?
>>
Can you get a WHII key for steam right now from cd key sites?
>>
never ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-PIIIYxWLE
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>>183090174
THE
>>
http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2014/04/07/bizarre-bestiary-fimir/

Have fun lads.

>Yes, there is no two ways about it: Fimir are genuine rape monsters. They are fucked up sexual parasites whose continual existence depends on forcefully breeding with unwilling women of another race.
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>>183089943
>>183090079
they still rape check FW books
>>183090108
when breath attacks are thing
>>
>it's a weakling southerners don't want to get raped by fimir episode
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>>183090292
PEASANTS

>>183090331
Throgg is getting a breath attack
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>>183090253
If love an Albion campaign like that summer one they ran when I were but a snotling.

I always thought the advisor was more like a dark emissary anyway.
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>>183090404

It uses magic missile mechanics

>"Throgg also has a uniquely Trollish magic missile attack called Copious Vomit"
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>>183084065
Don't blame me, I voted for Wulfrik
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>>183088473
>Nagash is technically the enemy of Tomb Kangs
Soo vampire civil war?
>>
Which DLC races do we get with the second game?

Tomb kings?
Araby?
Estalia?
Dogs of War?
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>>183089943
Big whoop if they do, ignoring the fact no big press sites give a damn about strategy games, it's not as if there will be actual Fimir breedings in the game unfortunately.
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>>183090562
Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes.
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>>183090562
KANGZ are all but confirmed at this point aren't they?
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>>183090562
all of them.
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>>183086553
Yeah somehow all these new non human terrifying races just make the basic State Troops of the Empire even more badass.

Praise be to Sigmar
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>>183089232
I have no idea about what are you talking
>>
>>183090546
tomb kings aren't vampires, they invoke their gods rather than use the winds of magic, but yeah Settra went to war with Nagash until he realised that's what chaos wanted, so didnt do it
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>>183084239
This whole series seems to be giving GW the finger. I mean the Total War version of the End Times is just a cleverly disguised Storm of Chaos
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>>183090181

You've got fucking eagles, wolves, skeletons and shit and what the fuck do the halflings pick? A fucking chicken!
>>
WHAT ABOUT TOMB KANGZ
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>>183090563
>have a stack of Fimir replenishing while fortified somewhere in bretonnia
>those little green pluses
>Think of exactly what those mean
>unzip dick
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>>183088356
it's 15. 16 if you count the lord
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HUNG DLC to fight delfs with WHEN?
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>>183090705
A RARE BREED OF BEASTMEN THAT SIMPLY LOOKS SOMETHING SIMILAR TO A RAT, NOTHING TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT.
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>>183086749
I was really hoping they would release a Middenland faction that had access to doggos like that, Wolves of Middenland and all that.
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Didn't expect Grimgor to be the type to pick up gardening.
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>>183086749
>>183090871
I'm just hoping that no matter what mount he's on the dog is too,
>War mammoth has a lil kennel
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>>183090798
>norscans get an after battle decision to increase replenishment if the army includes fimir
>mfw beating an army led by the fey enchantress or neet elves
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>>183091032
He has experience with digging.. and plains..
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>>183090774
I hear they originally wanted a cuckoo bird because both Averland and Stirland got cucked, instead the Empire chose the Halflings second choice, a really big cock.
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>>183091032
Has he been spending time with any wood elves lately?
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>>183091241

So the Halflings are dicks? Makes sense.
>>
Is tomorrow the old friend reveal?
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>>183091032
I very much want a drawfag to capture this.

>a nine foot tall orc screaming at a daisy in a little pot
>SAY MOI NAME
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>>183090798
>>183091060

Pretty cucked tbqh
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>>183091528
Tomorrow is Norsca gameplay.
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Norsca trailer comments are glorious
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>>183090871
Same bro. Being a Empire and Middenland lad is suffering.
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>>183091060
source?
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A pact is finally struck with the Tsarina after begging outside the capital for months, now Franz rushes to the aid of Zavastra, and whilst Volksgrad was finally brought back under Kislevite rule, they were surrounded on all fronts, so Franz sent messengers again to Reikland for the elector counts to move in his suppourt.
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>>183090647
How are they confirmed?
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>>183084239
I think they're just taking norsca's extended roster from forge world models desu
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>>183091850
We need an autism mod that allows you to recruit units from the provinces in their own colours. I would like that.
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W-Will you remember me Asinine Mortals?
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>>183092380
we already have like 5 of those m8, evne have one ATM
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>>183092484

>No LL

Fug
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>>183092484
You're not going anywhere, drama queen.
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>>183092484

Dude

FREE Chariot
>>
>>183092484
Literally who?
>>
What Norsca end game?

Maybe something unique like Bretonnia
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>>183092542
I'll name any of my generic lords Surtha Ek in his honor
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>>183092484
He's literally only getting stronger with the upcoming patch

>>183092790
You pick a Chaos god to follow and the other three will start sending their champions against you, culminating in epic battles.
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>>183092790
Throgg just wants to go south like the Krampus he is and teach all the southern little boys and girls what real suffering is.

As for Wulfrik, maybe he NEEDS to go about killing all of the world's faction leaders.
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>>183092790

You probably need to dedicate yourself to a god, win the event battles and also plunder n settlements and destroy Kislev & Empire
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>>183092790
Wulfrik will go around challenging monsters and heroes.
His campaign condition will be something like "defeat Xnumber of enemy armies led by legendary lords".

Throgg will go around gaining control of bridges.
his campaign condition will be "at the end of your turn have 30000 gold income from bridge tolls".
>>
>Thanks to Steam i almost just accidentally bought Lords of the Fallen

WULFRIK!!
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>>183092960
>wulfrik can just zap to any location with his boat
>can pull bants and enrage anyone he wants

He'll be the biggest LL troller in existence.
>>
>>183091496

yeah
>>
>>183092380
Exactly my dude. The Warhammer mod for Medieval 2 that did this satiated my autism easily.
>>
I'm pretty new to the Total War series as a whole, but I've played a little bit of Napoleon a while back.

I took up Warhammer and started playing with Imperials along with the tutorial, so I'm pretty well versed with the game. I suck at combat and seem to have no knowledge of commanding an army to battle.
I'm fighting against vampires to the east and trying to hold the northern cities from the vikingshits that think a few footsoldiers are a good idea against 4 cannons and an exectuion squad.

What advice do you have for me, /twg/?
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>>183092369
So
>WH2
>Sotek VS Pestilens DLC
>Helfs VS Delfs DLC
>TK DLC
>Puppers of Battle DLC I don't know how it would work as it's own faction though
>Araby DLC

Who would be the pre-order DLC for WH3? Is it going to be Pygmies?
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>>183093182
WITH THE ARMY OF MAMMOTHS?!
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>>183092484
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>>183093454
Get ready for those viking shits to start pouring in at you with multiple full 20 unit doom-stacks. And if you're not using mods to fix it, prepare for a good chunk of those to be only fucking chariots.
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>>183093539
Its a big boat.
>>
WULFRIK LOOKS LIKE A TEENAGE DWARFSHIT! SURTHA EK TRUE RULER OF NORSCA!
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>>183093454
Greenskins.

Will fix all your problems.
>>
>>183093539
>start a new game in august
>50 turns in realize Norsca fucking shits are raiding your territory
>check out the army
>19 mammoths and Wulfrik on a mammoth to
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>>183088182
D A W I Z H A R R
A
W
I
Z
H
A
R
R
>>
So the unit roster mentions capturing territory outside of Norsca. How much/what kinds of settlements do you think will be fair game for Norscan conquests, and will it be updated to work in reverse, allowing other factions to establish footholds in the far north?
>>
>>183089281
>people
>>
>>183093585
I'm pumping troops to Salz hoping for a grand siege battle, but with my economy, I don't know how long I'll hold. I have the Emperor's army back south to soothe the other provinces I got from Nordland.
>>183093713
Elaborate.
>>
Coastal settlements can be captured to make outposts that allowed limited recruitment.

Major faction capitals (Altdorf, Drakenhoff, Couronne, etc.) can be captured to build full settlements.
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>>183093693
Throgg, mayor of Troll Country, supports Wulfrik and would like congratulate him on also soundly winning this election.

SURTHA EK PARTAKES MARIJUANA AND IS A BAD ROLEMODEL FOR NORSCAN CHILDREN
>>
Wait, are we going to see Norsca gameplay tomorrow?
>>
>>183094105
yes
>>
>>183094105

Yes
>>
>>183094073
Just, Greenskins in general.
>>
>>183094157
>>183094160
What about the Old Friend?
>>
So Varg still exist as a faction except this time surtha ek is just their faction leader with a chariot mount right away instead of being on foot?
>>
>>183094236

No news on that front.
>>
>>183094082

>partakes in drugs and this is bad

YOU'RE A BAD ROLEMODEL. Slaanesh himself demands my high.
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>>183094236

Later. Probably CA anniversary.
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An outer scouting force of Norscan tribes was almost obliterated by Van Strole, now Icedrake Fjjord would be razed to the ground, stopping vital supplies reaching surtha Elk to the East, giving Kislev some respite
>>
>>183094264

Presumably, yes.
>>
>>183094314
SLAANESH MAY BE DEPRAVED, BUT NOT THAT DEPRAVED.
>>
>>183093454
When facing off against different enemies, use different army compositions. The empire has one of the most balanced rosters so you can make just about any army you need.
Armor piercing damage is your friend against the forces of chaos.
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>>183094221
Ok.

Can anyone explain how recruiting works in Warhammer? I can't seem to be able to recruit cannons from Altdorf even though I have a maxed blacksmith and stable in it.
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>>183093454
Unlike older TW games each faction actually has unique units with different specializations. Some factions have amazing infantry (Dwarfs) and some have amazing cavalry (Empire/Bretonnia) and some sacrifice those for monsters/ranged units.

Part of playing the campaign is realizing these strengths and weaknesses for each faction. Since you said you're going against the Vamps, try and get anti-large infantry like Halbrediers and Spearmen to counter any monsters they have, and good cavalry to counter their infantry.
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>>183094457

Did uh.

Did you remember to build the actual artillery workshop?
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>>183094082
Lies! Only asinine mortals and greenskin trolls support Wulfrik! He is half-Dawi and wears armour into battle! A secret source has shared with me this image of Wulfrik's father, whom Wulfrik styles himself after, on one of his rare visits and on the verge of giving his unruly son a well-deserved paddling!
>>
>>183094457
>implying the artillery is horse drawn
Historyfags everyone
>>
>>183094346
>that balance of power
Wait, what?
>>
>no waifus added with the norsca race pack

FUCK FUCK WHY FUCK
>>
>>183094552

I have it on good authority that Surtha Ek's father is the Zodiac Killer.
>>
>>183094520
Yeah, I'm not completely retarded.
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>>183094609
The units on the chaos side only belong to Aslog, next to him is another general that if you click will reveal his army which is probably really fucking buff.
>>
>>183094552
Surtha Ek is actually an Elf priestess.
>>
An adapted formation is used to make use of the hill, Van Strole leads the cavalry wing whilst Lohr is left in charge of the footmen
>>183094609
reinforcements is the usual 20 marauders with great weapons because LMAO balanced garrisons
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>>183094679
That wasn't very good.
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>>183094626
No waifus will ever top vampire-chan and her delicious thighs, so why even try?
>>
>>183094679
Awful.
>>
>>183094501
I'm still waiting on them to actually attack, so I'm just waiting on them to raze the other border towns enough to either expand myself or wait for the other factions to ask for my help.
I have the biggest war force, but my army has one third of it defending from the vikings.

>>183094592
I meant blacksmith and workshop, obviously. Sorry for the confusion.
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>>183093718
What happened to the khazak poster?
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>>183094789
>>
How do I stop TW:W from crashing?
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>>183094815
>>183094859
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02JNArqOfRU
>>
So what two factions are these two LL's heading?
>>
>>183094643
I don't know what that implies.
>>183094775
Shut up Marius, you're out of your element!
>>
>>183095065
That is better though
>>
>>183095071

Sarl and Aesling?
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>Frost-Wyrm: Missile Resistance, Cause Fear, Cause Terror, Chilling Aura, Frostbite

Well hello!
>>
>>183094626

Something had to be given up to get the Fimir into the roster, if you know what I mean.
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>>183095316
INFACT, lets all take a good long look!
>Lords
Marauder Chieftain: melee focus

>Heroes
Skin Wolf Werekin: melee/combat support
Shaman Sorcerer: Lores of Metal/Death/Fire
Fimir Balefiend: dual-role, Lores of Shadows/Fire

>Infantry
Marauders: Rage, Hide (forest)
Marauder Spearmen: Rage, Charge Def. VS Large, Hide (forest)
Marauders (Great Weapons) Rage, Hide (forest)
Marauder Berserkers: Frenzy, Berserk, Hide (forest), Immune to Psychology
Marauder Champions: Heavy Armour, Hide (forest), Rage
Marauder Champions (Great Weapons): Heavy Armour, Hide (forest), Rage

>Missile Infantry
Marauder Hunters (Javelin): Hide (forest), Rage, Anti Large
Marauder Hunters (Throwing Axe): Hide (forest), Rage, Armour Piercing missiles

>Cavalry & Chariots
Marauder Chariot: Rage
Marauder Ice Wolves Chariot: Rage, Causes Fear, Frostbite

>Missile Cavalry & Chariots
Marauder Horsemen: Hide (forest), Rage, Fire While Moving, Vanguard Deployment
Marauder Horsemen (throwing axes): Hide (forest), Rage, Fire While Moving, Vanguard Deployment
Marauder Horsemasters: Hide (forest), Rage, Fire While Moving, Vanguard Deployment

>Monsters & Beasts
Norscan Warhounds: Missile Resistance, Hide (forest)
Norscan Ice Wolves: Missile Resistance, Hide (forest), Frostbite, Cause Fear
Norscan Trolls: Cause Fear, Regeneration
Norscan Ice Trolls: Cause Fear, Regeneration, Frostbite
Feral Manticore: Missile Resistance, Cause Fear, Cause Terror
Skin Wolves: Physical Resistance, Cause fear, Hide (forest), Frenzy, Anti-Large
Skin Wolves (armoured): Physical Resistance, Cause fear, Hide (forest), Frenzy, Anti-Large
Fimir Warriors: Cause Fear, From the Mist, Armour Sundering, Magical Attacks
Fimir Warriors (Great Weapons): Cause Fear, From the Mist, Armour Sundering, Anti-Large
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>>183094236>>183094297>>183094320
Old Friend was Surtha Ek all along.
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>>183095558

>Only 2 (Two) flavors of Chariot

THAT WOULD INCUR MY WRATH
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>>183095558
>Rare Monsters & Beasts
Norscan Giant: Siege Attacker, Cause Fear, Cause terror
Feral Mammoth: Siege Attacker, Cause Fear, Cause terror
Frost-Wyrm: Missile Resistance, Cause Fear, Cause Terror, Chilling Aura, Frostbite
War Mammoth: Siege Attacker, Cause Fear, Cause terror, Anti Large javelins
War Mammoth (Warshrine): Siege Attacker, Cause Fear, Cause terror, Favour of The Ruinous Powers, Giver of Glory
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>>183095558
wow where did you get those details from?
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>>183095890
Steam unit roster
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FOR THE LADY
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>>183095143
According to the Steam page it's 'Norsca' and 'Wintertooth'
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>Fimir based on Fomhóraigh
GW are cool guys
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>>183089473

Maybe.

Isabella returning isn't though.
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>>183095978

M'lord, the Enchantress is acting real secretive and I heard from ma long ago that elves also act real secretive.
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>No lore of beasts or wilds for Norsca

aww..
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>>183096180
THE LADY IS PURE DAMN IT
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>>183096073
Definitely were. Gyrax gave them the UK DnD distribution rights basically because he though they were cool.
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>>183096073
>are

were, CA are the cool dudes now
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>>183096073
Was Lugh the original mary sue?
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>>183086171
Finmir gotta pay the troll toll to get into the boy's hole
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Seriously, who did see the Fimirs coming?
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>Securing major faction capitals outside Norsca – such as Altdorf, Castle Drakenhof and so on – allows you to build fully-developed Norscan settlements. Ownership of these cities also enables you to plunder the secrets of their original owners, unlocking unique new technologies to research.

What the hell does that mean!
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>>183096385
The Sagas are fucking full of them. This was back when people wanted their heroes to be fucking awesome.
>>183096525
I imagine /tg/ has probably shit themselves.
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>>183087560
>elves eating the entire north of the Empire
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>>183096565
Where did you find that?
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Would help if my greatswords joined their neighbours when not occupied, or my handgunners shot the horsemen righgt in front of them
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So, are you guys hype for the next Historical Total War set in the British Isles ?
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>>183096565
It means War-Mammoth (Artillery Platform)
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>>183096565
A preview to what factions in the combined campaign will be able to do with faction capitals, maybe
Faction capitals should be pretty special, after all, and it's not too hard to make up special buildings or rewards for taking them, just like how kislev and a lot of ports have special buildings
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>>183090562
Estalia has no real units. Instead they'll just stretch the Dogs of War out across the Southern Realms
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>>183096746
Am i seriously the only person reading the content page of steam? theres so much info on there.
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>>183096565
>secure Aldorf and you may research technology to unlock the marauder chariot steamtank axes (throwing mammoths)
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>>183096907
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>>183096565
>Drakenhof gives you a tech that reduces attrition from vampiric corruption by 50% and gives your monsters 5% extra weapon strength
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>>183096930
Oh, there is nothing like that in my language.
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>>183096565
>capture Castle Drakenhoof
>New unit unlock: Zombie Mammoth with Mortis Engine
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>>183096850
no
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>>183096746
All the norscan information is on the CA website
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>Wulfrik gets blackout drunk and insults Khorne by saying he's the greatest warrior in existence
>so Khorne tells him to prove it and gives him the Norscan equivalent of a Slayer Oath
Awesome
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>>183097363
Wulfrik swore on all the gods that he's the greatest warrior, the gods were 'is that so?' and planted beeper in him telling who should he kill next. Because of the same thing he knows basicly every language known to sentient races fluently.
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>>183097363
The Wulfrik novel is pretty darn great, actually.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/Wulfrik
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>>183097363
That's not the worst thing Khorne could have done to him by a mile.
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>>183097363
>greatest warrior
>archaon is leading the warriors of chaos
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>>183098143
Archaon is cheating.
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Guys redpill me on knifears.

I'm about to attempt my first game ever as tree-hitler, but I'm a little worried I'm going to goof it.

I know that archery is supposedly the way to go, but won't I be out-played by the dorfs when or even the humies when artillery comes into play?

Should I push early to fuck frenchies?

Please advise.
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>>183095558
No Chaos Warriors units?
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>>183098272
Wild Riders are your best friend

You don't fuck with the Frenchies, you take over other Welf territories
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>>183098143
Archaon is a bitch. Wulfrik wouldn't get dick'd by Grimgor, no sir!
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>>183098417
No, why on earth would there be?
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>>183096836
that's a lot of greatswords
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>>183098486

Okay cool, no bully the white-flags and keep focusing on ruining the day of my northren kin?

Any other good advise to give?
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>>183098583
Because most Chaos Warriors come from Norsca.
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>>183098417
no?
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>>183098143
Archaon uses magik, so Khorne will always hate him. Archaon's relationship with the gods is not one of reverence. Archaon HATES the gods.
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>>183098615
After you're done with Welf territories you deal with Beastmen and Border Princes
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>>183098615
Replace green skins with green leaves.
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How likely are we to get to play as the Norsk Dawi?
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>>183098713
>>183098784

Got it boys. Make nice trees over orc hovels, and fuck manlings who aren't french. You got it.

I'll pop back and ask for more advise if I fuck up. Thanks guys.
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>>183098903
0% chance
have to use the unlocker for it
HOWEVER this makes Kraka Drak less boring
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>>183098647
So what?
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>>183098675
why not
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>>183098704
So does Wulfrik.
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>>183098704

If you negotiate with him, he can say "I am Chaos, more powerful than the Gods themselves" or something
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>>183099084
Fimir aren't from Norsca but Chaos Warriors are, why don't Norsca get Chaos Warriors?
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>>183099265
Because chaos warriors are already dedicated to a chaos god or to arch-bust?
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I'd honestly love to share your enthusiasm about Warhammer (I'd love to play it myself), but it looks like the full trilogy with all races will be somewhere between 360 and 400 euros.

I wish I'd be able to afford this but even Warhammer 1 with all races is still expensive as shit on sale.

I genuinely hope that the Winter sale gives a huge discount so I at least know what y'all are talking about.
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>>183099265
Chaos warriors are in the warriors of chaos faction
Norscans are norscans
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>>183099265
Cause all the chaos warriors are heading to the massive chaos horde heading south.
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>>183082810
Tomb Kings first, and then Araby and Dogs of War for TWII dlc. I can't wait.

Still in shock to even see Norsca as a faction and a Fimir unit, Fimir for gods sake!
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>>183099265
Chaos warriors is already have their own factions. And it's not like they are going back to home after achieving their status.
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So why wulfrik didn't get the quest to kill archaon?
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>>183099534
>it looks like the full trilogy with all races will be somewhere between 360 and 400 euros
So? Buying all of the dlcs is stupid unless you somehow like every single faction in the setting.
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>>183099765
because the second boy has got plot armor and the first boy is supposed to suffer for a long time in the attempt to prove his worth instead of crashing against the first important guy and die
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>>183099534
The total cost is irrelevant as you'll divide the expenses across a large period of time. Buy the DLCs when you run out of content to play.
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>>183099534
paying 360$ through three years is not much
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>>183099765
Why would the chaos gods put a hit out on the greatest chaos champion they have? they would risk losing two major pawns in one dumb move.
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>>183100087
Thats a chaos
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>>183100087
>they would risk
It's not like they can't resurrect Archaon once again.
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>>183098951
Waaay less boring.
Idunno, i feel like they'd be a top contender for an alternate starting position now.
>>183099265
Fimir are from Troll Country though, and Throgg will no doubt be the one bringing them together.
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>>183099838
Unlike Attila and Rome 2 culture packs these race packs are actually interesting content though. So yeah, buying everything isn't really dumb, especially if you're a completionist anyway.
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>>183099534
Denuvo is irrelevant now anon.
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So is Varg gonna be the playable faction? Is there a new one? Will Surtha Ek still be a dick? I know nothing about warhammer.
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>>183100263
Well wulfric could still die and they ain't resurrecting his ass.
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>>183099765
Because Wulfrik gets his shit kicked in and killed by Valten, the guy who jobs to Archaon twice. He'd have no chance against big boys.
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>>183099534
11 dollars a month you'd be spending. 400 divided by 36 months
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Can black orcs 1v1 chaos infantry?
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>>183100431

Wulfrik from the Sarl tribe, so that's probably the one he'll lead. They're in the but have to be awakened as Chaos. Throgg will probably not lead a tribe.
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>>183100603
Yes, but they won't win.
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>>183100479

Valten wasn't jobbing to Archaon in the End Times, he got nothin personnel'd by a verminlord midfight.
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>>183100620
On the contrary, Throgg rules the Wintertooth
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>>183100294
There's still no point in buying Beastmemes if you aren't interested in shitting and raping your way across the map stealthily, for example.
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>>183100689
He was in the middle of jobbing so it still counts.
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>>183100417
Eh, pirating Sega games is risky as fuck in my country, even with a VPN. Get caught (and they are very good at tracking you down) and it's either 800 euros or a visit at court.

Rather not risk it, SEGA are like hawks
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How the fuck do you beat the Von Carstein campaign
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>>183100880

He was doing as well as Sigmar himself in the final book, Grimgor was the one who jobbed.
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>>183100757

Wintertooth is a name for Throgg alone. I've never heard of a tribe called that.
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>>183101005
Sigmar didn't win either.
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>>183099534
just buy the base games during humble bundle and the DLCs of what you want to play as, you can always play against them anyway
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>>183100985
You gotta kill all your enemies, son.
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>>183100985
They got easiest start ever. What's your problem?
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>>183100985
Step One: Kill them
Step Two: Raise them

Seriously Vlad is the most OP lord in the game
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>>183101072

No but he didn't lose either.
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>>183101028
He is the Tribe, it's like a leader-name faction thing.
Like the Hand of Sauron or Trumperica
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Now that's better, just kept the cav with the mainforce this time, and didn't send the spears off to fight trolls and then not bring them back, also paused a tonne to make sure I was just there for spells and enchanted fireballs the second it reactivated
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>>183101125
Vlad, not mannfred
>>183101179
No goldz
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>>183098272
Enjoy friendship with the frenchies, and take as many measures as you can to increase armour in your armies. For dealing with dorfs, you just have to be smart with you army placement and attack strategically
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>>183100689
wasn't there also a fight where Archaon fought Grimgor (not the kick in the balls one) and went all "pfft, i'm not even using 5% of my power... kid", channeled the power of all four chaos gods, and absolutely smashed Grimgor?

I find that absolutely hilarious, only solidifies his 'nothin personal' stereotype
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>>183101306
>No goldz
Kill manny and take drakenhoff for mad dosh
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>>183101306

You can get Isabella and a huge stack of zombies and skellingtons to roll Templehof with cheaply. Once that's done taking down Manny isn't hard.
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>>183101306
I didn't say anything about mannlet.
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>>183098615
You can quite easily confederate with elf NATO when you get the ability with about tree level 3
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>The norsecan roster and mechanics
Pretty hyped
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>>183101306
Vlad is stronger than Mannlet. There's no purpose in having two schools of magic when you can just get heroes to cover each of them. Vlad gets Siege Attacker and army-wide Vanguard deployment, early global XP-per-turn for all regular units, and other such nonsense.
As for golds, just steal Drakenhof when Mannlet is away. Easy when you have Siege Attacker.
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>>183099125
Nah, you are thinking of Mortkin. Wulfrik takes his championship with honor, not like the whining halfblood that styles itself as the Everchosen
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>>183101348
I think it was about equal, perhaps in Grimgor's favour, until Archgayon summoned a greater daemon or someshit to kill Grimgor. Though I haven't read the story in question.
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>mfw Bretonnia crusade in Norsca soon
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>>183101348
I mean, maybe, but he DID get kicked in the balls though so.. ya know..
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>>183082810

Dude, tons of WH fans were begging GW to stop being retarded and start writing about other parts of the world.

They finally gave in with Ogre Kingdoms but then ET was already on the horizon.

If they start making armies of Araby or Cathay most WH fans will orgasm.
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>8 feet tall murder barbarians with fuck off sized mammoths, giants dragons, ranged chariots, Surtha ek, and then viking demon knights
>Empire with ordinary humans and shitty guns

no seriously, how does the empire survive when the chaos hordes slam a rape train full into them?
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>>183100431

Sounds like they might have a 'Norsca' faction. Probably replacing Sarls.
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>>183102134
I hope Brettonia and other old world factions get some updates that make them actually target new world stuff
>Final battle for Brets now get to choose between Chaos/Greenskins/Norsca/maybe Delves/maybe Skaven
>Dwarfs get eternal grudges vs elves
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>>183102392
Because artillery can destroy half your army before they even reach the enemy ranks...on tabletop.
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>>183102392
With steel, faith and gunpowder
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>>183102392
sigmar's blessing
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>>183102392
Guns
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>>183102392
Faith, steel and gunpowder.
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>>183100417
Denuvo is part of the reason why the price is of these new ones is high.
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>>183102392
>good mages
>good guns and technology (Steam tanks)
>gryphons n shit
>rally behind the handsome and charismatic Karl Franz
>worship best god Sigmar

Seems a little tilted in their favor from where Im standing :^)
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>>183102392
How to Deal with Monsters for Dummies, the Empire way:
Stick them with halberds.
Pepper them with bolts and bullets.
Bombard them with cannonballs.
Send your demigryphs to chew them up.
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>>183102492
Crusade options should be Badlands Greenskins, Norscans, Araby, and maybe some Tomb Kings
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>>183100985
>Start VC on legendary
>Get and stay only in Sylvania for 180 turns
>win anyway
get on my level
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>>183102679
Aren't there only like 10 steam tanks and the empire really ahtes using them for war?
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Norsca looks fucking awesome. CA have stepped up their game bigly.

Now they just need to revamp the Empire so they aren't dull shit with a mechanic stolen by another faction.
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>>183099534
the first game with all dlcs cost like 60 euros in instagaming, don't tell me is expensive
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>>183102679
>best god Sigmar
Only if he is a rat and have horns.
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>>183101852
>Voldemort was half muggle
>Archaon is half big guy

Deepest lore
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>>183102875
Methrats please leave or I will call Skarsnik,
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>>183102984
Call sotek instead
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Is there a mod that slows combat down and works with SFO?
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>>183089473

In ET Vlad was brought back by Nagash after he returned as half god.

Nothing like this happened in TW. It already contradicts ET plot.

Besides, Norscans and especially Fimir are one gigantic middle finger for GW purists.
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>>183102976
Odd tangent but I was kind of disappointed by Voldemort, I expect my fantasy villains to be some ancient evil and not some jackass my dad when to school with.
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>>183102802
Fluff varies. In later editions they mention Steam Tanks are reproducible, just not as good as the originals by not-Da Vinci
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>>183102817
I hope CA will never touch Empire again.
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>>183103038

Animated Combat. There is a mod for normal movement and one for reduced movement speed for all units. You want the latter.
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>>183102134
>Bretonnia will never get knights without mounts
>Bretonnia will never get Merry Men/Herrimault

It's in the first three editions ITS NOT FAIR
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>>183102976

>voldemort's father was mind controlled during conception
>archaon's father was possessed (by Be'Lakor) during conception
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I just preordered TWWH2.

I am become goy, the deliverer of shekels.
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>>183103105
Hey Voldemort didn't go to school with Harry, he had pretty much no ties to Harry except that he got fucking wrecked by Harry when Harry was a baby

>"love 'arry, dat's da real magic"

What a letdown
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0-5 i preorder twwh2
6-10 i don't
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>>183102392

>8ft tall murder barbarians

That wear fuck all armour.

>fuck off sized mammoths, giants dragons

Pic.

>ranged chariots

kek

>then viking demon knights

Legit threat.

Same way they deal with dragons.
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>>183103328
re-roll
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>>183103451
okay ca here's my reroll
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>>183103328
you can preorder for me, anon :3
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>>183103317
He went to school with his dad. And I was expecting some greater evil to reveal itself toward the end, like his snake was just keeping tabs on him for some greater entity.
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Are wolf chariots useful for anything other than kiting the fuck out of cavalry
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anyone preoder from bundlestars? do you get a key right away for norsca reasons?
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>>183103538

Voldy was out of the school before Harry's parents and Snake got in.
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>>183103519
you are doing it wrong anon
REROLL
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>>183103538
No that was Snape, Voldemort was in school before them. Then because Harry's dad bullied Snape he decided to become the wizard equivalent of a school shooter by joining the Death Eaters.
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>>183103695
ok
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>>183102392
Most of their units can't still do shit against halberd lines though.
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>>183103805
see? you got it now
>>
Will I get Norsca if I didn't preorder the second game?
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>>183103038
you want combat even slower? SFO already slows combat down by buffing a huge amount of units with health
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>Go to bed last night
>dream about fimir being playable in twwh
>see norsca trailer
>oh cool mammoths
> go to /tg/ warhammer general
>cool screenshot
>wait are those-NO WAY
>WEREWOLVES AWESOME
>scroll down
>why are people talking about fimir
>brain finally decides to wake up too

Needless to say, pic very much related
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>>183103938
If you pay 10 dollaridoos or 9 if you pre-order.
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>>183102679

Siggy is objectively one of the shittiest gods in the setting.
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>>183103938
only if you pre-order on their site or steam
it's essentially not a good idea to pre-order just for the faction, since you can get 2 at a much lower price just before release on other key sites and buy the norsca dlc for 10$ when it launches
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>>183104015
feels the same
5 minute battles
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>>183096180
GUAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS ! Execute this peasant on the moment !
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>>183104126
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>tfw your female doctor ask you if you have had any sex and when it was last time

>tfw your female doctor jokingly ask if you have been in any orgy lately
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>>183104126
Siggy is okay I guess. Empire is shit though.
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>>183104458
>tfw 27 years of no sex
h-ha ha n-not so l-long a-go
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>>183104458
what the fug
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>>183102057
I think he let the daemon out of his sword which ain't proppa fighting
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>>183098143
Archaon is just special snowflakes; fuck him.
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>>183104458
Is she hot?
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>>183104354

He's just inferior Myrmidia.
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>>183104752

literally who
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>>183104730

She is a milf, i would because i have literally almost 3 years of no sex

>>183104702

I went because i have some intestinal illness going on
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>>183104785

a slut!
>>
Unit counts, not counting lords/heroes:
> Empire: 23 (20 base +3 DLC)
> Vamps: 22 (17 base +4 DLC, 1 FLC)
> Dwarfs: 25 (21 base +4 DLC)
> Greens: 30 (27 base +3 DLC)
> Chaos: 27 (24 base +3 FLC)
> Beasts: 21 (20 base +1 FLC)
> Welfs: 22
> Brets: 24
> Norsca: 27
> Lizards: 23
> Helves: 22 (+1 campaign unit - Fortress Gate guards)
> Delves: 22
What say you?
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>>183083806
>nippon
We sengoku jidai now
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>>183104080
>>dream about fimir
That's pretty gay.
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>>183104080
And THROGG, ANON!
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>>183101348
He was getting bulied by Grimgor until he use the power of ANIMU and freed the demon in his sword to kill Grimgor.

But End of Times was shit and propeled Archaon "Super Special Snowflake : Vilain Sue" factor up to 200% anyway.
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>>183104848
>She is a milf, i would because i have literally almost 3 years of no sex
You better fucking be 3 years old or you're in the wrong fucking place, hombre.
>>183105034
VC needs more units.
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>>183105181
Not canon, its cool
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>>183084239
Fimir are being made by FW again
And there they change the rape stuff abit
Squats were dropped because gay drunk bikers wasn't what they wanted
Zoats were dropped because they wanted tyranjds to be all one race like the Borg
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>>183105270
>VC needs more units.

Silver Pinnacle as main faction in WH3.
>>
>yfw the third game is actually called Total Warhammer: The End Times
>>
What is your favorite narrative to come out of one of your games?
>>
>secessionist fucking shits own 3/4 of your starting province
>angry greenskins to the north
>scheming gobbos to the immediate south
>bloodsucking fiends to the east
>unreliable elector cunts all around you
>the merchants of marienburg to the west
>white knight fuccbois across the grey mountains
>just south of them lies the eternal tree and the leafensraum seeking wood elfs
>beastmen spawning in the south and beelining for helmgart to fuck your shit up
>dwarfs of the west are bloodthirsty manslayers
>warriors of chaos beelining straight for your shit
>newly updated Norscans swapping out their chariot/marauder hordes for werewolves, rape lizards, war mammoths, and chariots
>man-sized rats still to come in the future

Truly being the Empire is suffering
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>>183089916
Hmm what's that slab to his left
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>>183105034
Beasts deserve better.
Brets too
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>>183105470

Faggot, fans hate ET and CA knows it. They are mocking GW.
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>>183105519

We are the peak of all humanity Anon. It is our sworn duty to keep our people safe, and ward off the endless evils that surround us.

Ask yourself, what would Sigmar do?
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>>183104848
>instinal lining
>sex
She thinks you're a fag anon
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>>183105589
Bretonia litteraly got all the units
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Consider this campaign dropped and deleted.
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>>183105672
What are the numbers on this vocal collection of fans compared to the ones that don't give a fuck?
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>>183105471
Treasurer van Strole leading a northern crusade, I think he was a disgraced Reiksmarshal that sold his sword to marienburg, but then followed me on to Norsca
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>>183105270

I can't be the only non-virgin itt right now or am i?
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>>183104080
>dreaming about fimir
Back to >>>r//cuckold with you
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>>183105471

"Narrative" is probably a bit generous but I liked how my Bretonnia campaign went:

>Secure Marienburg
>purge Greenskin filth in the mountains
>cleanse Mousillon
>fight yet more urki in Louens quest battle
>Wood Elves declare war
>lead a crusade on them with everything I have, every battle in their forest is a blood bath
>eventually force them back to their Oak and make them my vassal
>Chaos comes knocking
>lead every army to the Empires aid
>big battle alongside the Imperials against Chaos at Hergig
>march because I'm a retard into the Chaos Wastes and fight the Errantry War battle

Was a very nice campaign, felt "right" for lack of a better word.
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>>183106085
Might be a grill
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how is wulfrik's skyship going to be implemented?
norspath?
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>>183104325
That's because you're chaining morale right
Because in SFO units have more health but less morale so break then return
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>>183105831
Lore accurate
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>>183106186

Good joke.
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>>183106224
He's got a wind spell named after his boat
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>>183106186
l-l-lewd
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Wulfrik's boat Seafang can enter warp to move around.
How are they going to address this?

>BOATPATHS
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>>183103167
>Archaon' norscan father was possessed
Sauce and since when could daemon princes possess people
>>183103095
>GW purists
But they have models now?
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>>183106186
Great. I have a boner now.
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will we get settlement sieges back in TWWH2?
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>>183105471
>the king of hungary being a rambling madman berserker that was simply unstoppable on the field, but every settlement around him was lost and so he just sat on his throne dreaming about an epic counterattack he would never start.

>spanish son of the former best general becomes the new best general and takes jerusalem, gets branded a living saint and then loses the city soon after because I thought pikes would do their job. he didn't die in the battle, I like to think he just kept on living in shame as a beggar to atone for his failure

>sagara being so bro that he DOWs me last after realm divide hits and even then he never attacks, I only fought him to get the last provinces I needed to win because the alternative was letting my ally uesugi do it and I had to do it myself. had some of the best battles in the campaign and it all ended with a hard struggle under the cherry blossoms

>chartage losing almost everything after the first punic war we fought for sicily, then retaking it all back from the rebel carthago nova without help and becoming a major player in the med again

Just off the top of my head. Plenty of cool battles in empire too but no narrative that comes to mind atm.
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>>183105578
do you think he's ever thought about droppinga skull or two for fear he's overdoing it
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>>183106186
Then hang yourself because you literally have mental problems if rape and vore turn you on
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>>183105471
Skarsnik becoming quite good friends with Orion and vanquishing eachothers many foes
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>>183106539
It's ONE longship. He's not dragging around 2000 men on it.
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>>183103095
>GW purists
What does this even mean?
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>>183106725
Don't kinkshame the lady.
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>>183106182
>>march because I'm a retard
Huh?
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>>183106837
it's not about realism, it's about making stuff cool
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>Fight against a frieng who is a huge WOC cocksucker
>Play the supreme memer of 8bowl
>Gobbla actually ate Archaon the Mary Sue

Shit was so hillarious and his chaos fuckboy tears were delicious
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>>183106883

You can sail to the Chaos Wastes and avoid most of the attrition.
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>>183106556

Archaon's BL book.

Daemon princes have always been able to possess people, they are daemons just like any other in function if not in origin.
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>>183106725
No because those are all his trophies and if he loses them then he won't be taken seriously by the gods and made into soawn
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>>183084214
Not to mention they probably fought each other as well
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>>183106962
Fuck.
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>>183106953
The Habsburg army, they had more than just Austrians
And that was kind of the problem
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>>183106716
>losing Punic wars
How, just invest in navy LMAO, also
>trusting pikes
>in med 2
Wew lad
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>>183089943
>(((gaming press))) giving a single fuck about a niche genre game
>(((gaming press))) giving a fuck about PC gaming
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>>183107147
>implying
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>>183107147
I was rome my memeing anon

And it was the first time I used them in M2, back then I still played vanilla
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>>183106878
People that only think GW current canon is the true canon rather than picking and mixing from various editions
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>>183106726
Rape fantasies are basically the most normalfag sex fantasies though.
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>>183105519
>>beastmen spawning in the south and beelining for helmgart to fuck your shit up
This is the one thing that fucks my Empire starts up more than anything else and I fucking hate it. If you leave it to the rebels they get rolled and you get to spend 20 turns stack chasing to get the Poo in Loos out of your land, but if you take it you have to sit there with your own stack until they reach and let the rebels ally marenburg
Fucking suffering
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>>183105471
Choose Karak Ziflin, don't do anything until turn 120.
And everytime I play it I also having fun.
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>>183106882
>muh lady
Brettonia fags everyone, this is why you invest in gunpowder
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>>183107287
I am pleasantly surprised the AI is packing its armies with so many fun halberdiers and longswordsmen, this is so fresh after 3 centuries of knightly frontal charges.
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>>183107324
Oh, you mean like the ones that say that something has been "retconned" because it hasn't been repeated for the 100th time (while still not being contradicted)

I used to call them idiots, not purists
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>>183105589
Bretonnia has one of the best in game rosters
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>There isn't a good guy Norsca subtraction that worships the old gods, explorers/traders and gold Choas to fuck off

I'm really actually sad
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>>183106837
maybe it's just very long
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>>183107616
muh noble snow nigger
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>>183107705
LIKE MY DICK
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>>183107616
It's called Nord- and Middenland.
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WULRIK AND THROGG BETTER BE WARRIORS OF CHAOS LL MULTIPLAYER CHOICES REEEEEEEEEE
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>>183105815
>>183107606
I know, I just just want that little bit more..
Foot knights n dogs.
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>>183107616
Not all of Norsca is Choas shits

It's in the lore
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>>183107616
>good guy
>snownigger

take your furries and begone
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>>183107797
>implying you won't be able to levy them in the campaign map
>>183107771
Das right
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>>183107797
They are just gonna have their own faction in Multi
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>>183107797

Last time Throgg and Sigvald were on the same side the latter got his head smashed in.
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>>183107797
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>>183107835
Pretty much irrelevant at the scale TW is at
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>>183107826
We have foot squires.

I don't really see what foot knights would do given the squires are basically that niche.

Doggos I could understsand but we have enough fucking factions with fucking dogs.

Welves, Empire, Dwarf, and Brets are the only ones without puppers.
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>>183107797
Why would they be?
Norsca =/= Warriors of Chaos

I dont think Throgg is even religious.
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>>183107826
>foot knights
Peasents aren't allowed the internet.
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>>183107932
you forgot him getting literally pissed
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>>183107932
That was after the latter punched krells face in so hard he broke both his hands into bloody stumps and his face looked like Rihannas after a trip to Chris Brown's
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>>183093463
Wouldn't the Canines of Conflict work as Regiments of Renown? So certain factions could hire them as mercenaries, isn't that the lore?
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>>183108004
I want my puppers anon!
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>>183108142
Then play the other half of the factions that do! Norsca doggos look particularly good.
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>>183108034
Why cant you just be allowed to dismount your mounted knights?
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>man-gods
what did he mean by this
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>>183108228
>Untrustworthy
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>>183108197
Perhaps these ones won't be so leadership lacking
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>>183107616
>>183107616
Their Old Gods are the Chaos gods to them, only their most distant ancestors were alive prior to chaos. As strange as it might sound but the gods of Norsca's more southern neighbors, Sigmar and maybe Myrmidia notwithstanding, were probably worshiped by all humans prior to the warpgate collapse.
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>>183108228
That you worship cocks.
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>>183103337
wat
why did HElves fight against the Empire, aren't they the greatest ally?
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>>183108228
that women make better divinities

myrmidia>sigmar
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>>183108276
It's my particular hope to run a full monster army with Throgg.

Troll and Fimir front lines, Skinwolf hammers, a buff elephant and one or two others, maybe a giant as well. Shit like that.
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>>183108212
Dishonorable
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>>183108320

Probably wanted to recover something important from some elf ruin in Empire territory and couldn't because it was before the two races had decent relations. That's my guess anyway.
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>>183107927
They should also be in WoC though

>>183107932
They're both LL so they couldn't ever be in the same army (in game) and they are chaos undivided.

>>183108007
I think they deserve a place due to their being in the TT army books for sure.
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>>183093463
Maybe a High Elf Versus Greenskin Campaign?
Eltharean could be the elf and Grom the Paunch, the Goblin.
It could be called "The Grim and the Grom."
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>>183108212
what sort of knight doesn't ride a horse
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>>183108552
>The slender and the obese
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>>183108320
>why did HElves fight against the Empire
I seem to remember a merchant brought back from ulthuan a hairpin once

the elves really cared about that hairpin
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>>183108598
Ones forced to by the circumstance and practicality, see tactics in the 1400s.
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>>183108473
Trolls n spear chuckers for me, as far as the eye can see.

>>183108534
They wont though, so yeah.
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>>183108053
the best part is he would of healed if he stopped freaking out for a second.
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>>183108693
You don't get Bretonnia then.
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>>183108598
the kind that doesn't fashion his codpiece to resemble a tiny horse
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>>183108693
doesn't look like gallantry to me at all

please be gone with this peasant propaganda and take your notions of "practicality with you"
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>>183108007
Not all Norscans are heavily religious. But Throgg is a chaos troll and fights for Chaos.
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>>183108552
>Tits n' Ass
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>>183108598
how do you think they kill their enemies when on the walls, or monsters in caves?
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>>183108839
I want to have kids with that saint
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>>183108904
She's a Bretonnian grail knight (female)
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>>183108892
They don't, obviously.
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>>183109008
You most obviously are wrong
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>>183103328
me on the left
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When are the the faggots at CA going to finish Chaos?
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>>183109165
Late 2018.
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>>183108990
Can you wave that flag FASTER?!
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>>183108320
YOU DISHONOUR THE FAMIRY
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>>183108054
I'm not a particular fan because of "muh Amazons", so I'm naturally biased against them.But I think the idea was having them as units for Tilea, Estalia, and the Border Princes instead of those three nations just being Empire clones.
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>>183108320
Everyone can fight against everyone, that's the whole point of the setting
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>>183108598
The sourt of knight who enjoys raping their French counterparts at Crécy and Agincourt.
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>>183109384
Ah yes, peasants.
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>>183109062
>knight
>doing anything without his horse

kek
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how should i build manlet von carstein on my legendary campaign
>>
>gelts first quest
>have to fight an arachnid
Why
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>>183109646
>memeing this hard
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>>183109723
19 graveguard because he has money but no friends
WHY DO YOU NEED TO DO 6 CAPTCHAS IMAGES NOW
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>>183109901
>he doesn't use legacy captcha
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>>183109901
>not using legacy captcha
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>>183108618
The paunch and the pussy
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>>183103549

They are low melee stats but anti infantry so they're capable of demolishing ranged infantry, unlike most fast ranged.
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>>183109978

But Grom was the one that ran.
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>even Black Orcs can see Skarsniks greatness

How does he do it?
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>>183102392
Waves and waves of halberds.
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>>183105363
Squats are best.
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>>183109901
>He's feeding Google's Skynet
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>>183108892
>how do you think they kill their enemies when on the walls,

ever use pegasus knights in a siege battle.

its pretty great.
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>>183110438
Maybe e'z born wiff it.
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>>183110438
Because Skarsnik is the greatest greenskin to ever live.
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Guys I'm really trying to get a hang of tree-hitler, but you guys advised that I push north to bully the other elves and make peace with the frenchies.

But the frenchies aren't having it, and the elfs are packing armies WITH garrisons.

What do?
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>>183108892
>Old Man Fight.png
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>>183110815
Then they'd be OVER the walls anon
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>>183110880
Stop playing Worst Elves.
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I don't suppose anyone has that image with gobbo quotes? The ones about symbiotic relationships, being useful, and something else.
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>>183109970
>>183109971
Do you mean speech to text? Otherwise there's no option
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>>183110880
I'm sorry anon. some one must have lied to you because, Tree hitler is durthu.
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>>183111112
>phoneposting
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>>183110880
That's not Tree-Hitler. He's not even a tree. That's Flea-Hitler.
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>>183110880
Too sharp
My eyes hurt
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>>183110880
Play acctual Tree Hitler, not Mel Gibson. Raid the fuck ton of Parravon, starve them out if neccesarry, their NTR'ed brethren will try to get on your good side. Get rid of the dwarfs to the north- they're a nuissance anyway, gobbos too.

Play politics, support the winners of Badlands War till you get alliance for ember, same with everyone else- your tech makes you able to win by dyplomacy wih everyone giving you ember.
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>>183111191
Yes I only have this problem on mobile where I need to do 6 when it's a 'skip if not present' like this
It's not like I get it wrong because it doesn't reload or say try again
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>>183109806

Some of us didn't have super buffed plague of rust when we first did it either.
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stop raising things you LITTLE SHITS!!!!!!!
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>>183111335
I wish it was 10 instead of 6.
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>>183111112
>Virgin
>>183111191
That's like $90
>I'll take it
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>we became monsters

I'm pretty sure norscans believe themselves to be the only righteous people since they follow the chaos gods
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>>183111598
i doubt every single norscan believes that
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>>183111598
>no giant robot norsca LL
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>>183111398
>raising
razing, anon
literally opposites
>>
What in the holy fuck were these God damn retards thinking when they were making Rome 2 when they actually decided it was a good idea to let all armies become amphibious instantaneously. Now any force can run around the map endlessly causing massive havoc and you can never fucking catch them or do shit all since they can go literally anywhere.
>>
What's your favorite Empire reskin (for WH)?
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>mfw I'm going to praise nurgle all day long with Norsca kek
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>>183111840
>lose movement points when embarking/disembarking
>fleets are still better at movement and fighting on the sea

Have you tried building a fleet?
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/6o1ldb/norsca_so_now_the_big_question_is_who_is_everyone/dke1i28/
Reddit is in this thread right now stealing our memes
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>>183111889
>not Surtha Kek
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>>183111598

Chaos identifies as evil though.
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>>183111598

Wulfrik has been acting out the punishment for a moment of hubris for five thousand years. I'm fairly certain he knows exactly what he and the powers he serves are.
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>>183111959
Yeah but you literally need to have fleets and armies everywhere if you don't want one measly force carving a Swatch of destruction across your inner lands. Between that, the forced march stance, and being able to take most coties the moment you come into contact there's little you can do aside from having armies everywhere
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>>183112159
It's never been an issue for me, just plan ahead my dude.
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>thought all these viking shit are just fantasy spess wolves without the spess, fighting Chaos for Sigmar
>they're just Chaos vikings
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>>183112105
>say you're the best
>get to live forever as reward
Best gods.
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>>183112305

>Say you're the best Nord of them all.
>Cursed to walk the Earth as some sort of proto Australian for the rest of eternity.
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>>183112565
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>>183112024
T. Nufag
>>
>Krell
>Gotrek and Felix
>Bannermen
So, which is it?
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Another dramatic victory, thousands of dead krauts. Unfortunately my king died moments from achieving it, the last Capet, with no heir. Good 600 year run, I guess.
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I want to play a vampire campaign but be friendly to the Empire

I love vampires but I don't like being bad guys unless I'm killing stunties or other "people" that don't matter
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/6o3mp2/ca_you_need_to_address_the_mammoth_in_the_room/

I Agree about what was said about empire, they need a more strong starting position and a cool mechanic to act togheter against external aggression. Also a more quick confederation could be a plus, actually they are the last to confederate and they start every time when 5\6 of the empire are wasteland.
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>>183112935

Get the mod that removes all inherent hostility. Prepare for some odd combos though.

>yfw being raided by orcs and empire of all things
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>>183112892
rip
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>>183112957

Forgotten empire wastes, so are called by the great Surtha Ek.
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>>183112935
>liking Empire more than based Dorfs
Fuck off, retard.
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>>183113094
>muh beard
>muh grudge

midgets that throw temper tantrums, I dont see how anyone can like them.
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>good boy moralfags not able to play as the "bad" guys without hurting their fee fees

Pathetic
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Well it crashed on the return to menu so I guess God has granted him some extra time. Though redoing this battle is going to be a hassle.
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>>183112957
>but more often then not, the Empire will die to it's enemies every single game.

Bretonnia dies to Skaeling/Varg boats by half that turn and their army composition are full of peasants that rout easily and while their cavalry is the best they get smashed in melee since the AI just blobs after the initial charge.

It's forgiving in Normal and Hard but in Very Hard and Legendary you might as well say goodbye to Bretonnia.
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>>183112957
In my honestly correct opinion you should stay on Reddit.
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>>183112957
>The faction beset on all sides by enemies gets it's shit fucked

Please kys HFYfags
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>>183112024
Reddit is not here they said
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>>183113318
>not protecting the precious light of civilisation in a sea of darkness.
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>>183105142
AND MY MOTHERFUCKER THROGG!
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>>183110438

Why is he so pefect?
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>>183112957
>posting any reddit link other than the TWWII compilation thread

Please excuse yourself back to r.eddit
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>>183113203
>Empire literally wouldn't have guns without Dwarfs

fucking manlings, when will they learn
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>>183112957
I never see Bretonnia alive, Mousillon or WE kill them every time.
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>>183114172
Dwarfs don't have tanks and multi-launch rocket launchers :^)
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>>183114259
>empire will invent Interchangeable parts
>they will literally become unstable in the span of a generation.
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>>183114259
>what are organ guns
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>>183114259
>14th century fire-arms technology

vs

>magic helicopters with fire-spewing cannons
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>>183114259
>genius invents steamtanks
>only like 5 will ever exist
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>>183114516
>dwarf invents telephones
>destroys it because skaven use something similar.
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>>183114516
>genius invents something in a karak
>the whole race starts bitching and moaning about it until the genius is long dead and the karak falls to skaven and goblins
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>>183114879
fukin' dwarf autists
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Is there a reason to use great cannons as Empire?

I just built 3 Steam Tanks and they do the same thing.
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>>183114516
>>183114879
> Dwarf invents the grudge thrower
> Gryocopters have been invented for decades prior
> gunpowder still isn't discovered yet though
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>>183082523
>Cathay/Nippon
Literally only fucking hipsters care about them
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>>183103328
Who is that fellow in the middle?
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someone post the roll chart please
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>>183115070
>gunpowder still isn't discovered yet though
but... they shoot guns...
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>>183115201
give a thoughtful reply to someone else and get your roll there instead of wasting it on a reply to this for rolls =))
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>>183114997
Why aren't you using mortars?
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>>183115338
>tier 1 crap
why would anyone want that peasant tier equipment
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>>183088646
It's like that retarded mod for MW2 but done right
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>>183115337
So why isn't there a faction unlocker one for border princes >>183115408
But you don't have grapeshot cannons
>>183115425
Zelda mod
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>>183115263
Those were added later
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>>183089939
>Not Skarsnik with his pet araknorok
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>>183115494
>>183115425
What's wrong with the Zelda mod? Was thinking about trying it out
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>>183115584
no?

Thunderers were available at launch and so were their artillery
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Norsca is all fine and dandy but could we please get actually fleshed out Empire subfactions and the dozens of missing heroes/lords/units
I want my Moot faction
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>>183115494
>>183115656
I was actually thinking about PlanetWar
That's the one with Cookie Monsters vs Uruk-Hai vs Vampires vs Russians and so much more
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Damn, WarhammerTV has some ballin' music themes in their how to paint videos
Anyone has idea what 0:29 is or is it just original jingle?
I know they sell some warhammer "music" cd's in GW shops, you think it's one of those?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThM1HTZgsN8
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>>183115337
the roll chart will soon have to be updated

also rolling
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>>183112935
Play vlad, keep to sylvania after wiping out mannlet and hood man, and then declare war on the norscans
play tower defense while everyone else gets spared as they beeline to you
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>>183116118
Is it me or does this guy talk super fast? It's a bit annoying desu
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>>183116438
Alternatively conquer anywhere and sit in the dwarf holds like Nefferata
Also Border princes aren't good guys
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You know guys, it's looking like the 3rd installment will be the most interesting faction-wise. The first one had the most vanilla factions with the typical fantasy races, while this 2nd one just has another human faction and 2 elf factions. I guess I'll skip this one too and wait for Total Warhammer 3 and then decide which to get based on which one actually has the most varied and interesting factions.
I'm 90% sure I won't get all 3 games either, because all the combined map is going to do is make the game super long. I respect myself too much to waste my time like that.
>>
>183116467
>hating on Duncan
This guy
>>
>>183116467
he is master painter, top tier dude
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>>183116537
I'm just gonna wait until the games are 50% off or more before getting them. I don't like their DLC policy either so i'll have to wait for that.
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>>183115604
>Original faction leaders
>Skarsnik NOT USING GOBBLA

Holy shit man just go get eaten by a squig already.
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>>183116118
Im pretty sure GW uses music from all the video game soundtracks that are licensed under them. I heard Battlefleet Gothic, Dawn of War, Space Marine and other soundtracks in their videos.
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>>183114172
>dwarfs literally wouldnt be alive if not for Sigmar saving them from the greenskins
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>>183117046
fuck, that's pain to identify.
Got any idea?
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>>183117180
I think its from the Mordheim video game. Here have an example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNs2VeOOK_Y
Sounds pretty similar
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>>183117448
That's it, you got it bro.
Thanks a lot
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>>183117645
Nice, enjoy.
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>>183089316
Go to the doctor you fucking retard. You have a gum infection.
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>>183117804
have some music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PTrlEFgvOY
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>>183117804
>Best animu hero is Dwarven
Long legs can never compete.
>>
>>183117935
What instruments are used in this?
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>>183118076
Any Chinese cartoons about Dwarfs? They seem to be Elf fans exclusively.
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>>183118172
dunno, sometimes composers use weird stuff just to produce a certain sound.
like check this shit out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d1yDCWicf0
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>>183118201
Dungeon Meshi has a cool ass dwarf as one of the main characters, even if the clear protagonist is still the usual (though in this case pretty wierd) human fighter.
>>
>>183089064

>tfw still can't add based 4-armed meatgrinder Ghorgon to this list

Ghorgon and the Mammoth were my two most wanted though so I can't really complain much.
>>
>Warriors of Chaos get cucked by their in lore tributary states
>Empire guaranteed to never survive

Nice job CA!
>>
>>183118370
that's neat
>>
>>183118463
>imblying the Warriors are strong enough to hold absolute control over ~28 tribes and clans
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>>183118201
Drifters. Badass historical figures get dumped into a fantasy world.
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>>183118201
>>183118723
Warning of note, they do do Elves first before getting to Dwarves.
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>>183118463
>not playing as the empire and reveling in the struggle.
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>>183099265
Warriors of Chaos are like religious knights/warriors, Norscans are just warriors who happen to worship Chaos.
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So which Norscan units are the Finns?
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>>183119279
whatever the most experienced, most poorly equipped horsemen are
>>
>>183116859
>I don't like their DLC policy

What's wrong with it? The prices? I can see why you'd object to WoC since they were basically cut content, but BM/WEs were just extra content for a reasonable price
>>
>>183119508
personally it's that their expansions are unit expansions rather than gameplay expansions
the grand campaign remains nearly the same with each iteration, which is unfortunate to me because i think the grand campaign is terribly designed
i do enjoy the new unit rosters anyways
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>>183119279
Fimir
>As much as a third of Finland originally consisted of bogs and marshy woodlands, and it has even been suggested that the country's name in Finnish, Suomi, is derived from the Finnish word for bog - suo. Many place-names include the word suo or words for different kinds of marshes or bogs such as korpi - marshy spruce forest, neva - open bog, and räme - pine bog.
http://www.nationalparks.fi/hikinginfinland/whattosee/scenery/bogs
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>>183118201
unironically best dwarf
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>>183119904
>the Neptunia faggot is back

Quick, someone make a new thread before he ruins this one
>>
>>183097793
>Implying Khorne won't make him look after Cultist-Chan as well.
>>
>>183119749
Why do they always stand like 10 feet away from each other?
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>>183120049
not that anon, it's Queen's Blade.
Old, hentai/ecchi fantasy animu
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S O O N
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>>183120049
no, also Ymir is way more /tg/ than any neptunia shit.

At least queens blade was compatible with lost worlds.

just gotta appriciate Ymir and her jewishne... dwarfishness.
>>
>>183119904
>Warhammer Dorf females are secretly all Oppai Lolis and that's why they aren't allowed outside the hold
>>
>NEW THREAD WHERE
>NEW THREAD WHERE
>NEW THREAD WHERE
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Am I the only one let down by the fact that Norsca's mechanic is about hunting and not sea raiding?

Also fuck, they have way too many units. I would have at least removed Marauder Spearmen, just as I'd have removed Foot Squires from Bretonnia. Both Bretonnia and Norsca seem to have way too many units and no weaknesses. Every army is becoming a copy paste of each other just with new skins.
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>>183120791
ain't only 1 or 2 of the tribes about the sea memes
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>>183120791
>>
>>183120791
Your opinions are shit.
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>>183120365
Actually queens blade started out as a gaming book series based off of lost worlds system. its just instead of just showing what the skeleton looks like if it was hit in an attack, it shows an ecchi picture of the character.

Whats funny is that its actually all on the same system so these books are all compatible.

Lost worlds/queens blade total war vidya universe when?

it'll be like a sexy planet war.
>>
>>183120791
This if they will make us pay for a faction atleast they could just add 2 units instead of 20
>>
>>183120791
>they have way too many units

This isn't the problem, it's that the other races/factions don't have enough
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>>183121121
>This if they will make us pay for a faction atleast they could just add 2 units instead of 20
>"I want less value for my money!"

I don't think I understand you.
>>
So where's the new thread?
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>>183121984
Right here

*unzips Chaos chariots*
>>
next edition should be a Karl Franz edition
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>>183122721
>Karl Fagz

Next one should be Mannlet's thread for sure.
>>
new thread

>>183122801
>>183122801
>>183122801
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>>183120791
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