/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

1st for traps aren't gay

second for fuck the janny

where the cobble map picks at

G2 AKA GOD2
GODYY
GODXX
GODYS
GODBK
GODPEX

kuraudo9 would have won if shroud-sama's pc had a corporation with thousands of employees shoved in it -_______-

>>183075884
Why didn't Shroud's computer have quad SLIs Titan x man? He only got two kills through smoke in the most crucial rounds. Imagine what he can do on 8k resolution down sampling.

>>183076237
maybe they could win if you weren't a fag
it's pretty much all your fault

i'm doubling up a 100$ on SK + Astralis. How does it feel to stay poor?

>>183076387
>100$
nigga i wipe my ass with that get the fuck out poorfag

>zan play zat gizmo all za times
why get dubbing with a stupid accent?

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HAHA EPIC I JUST LOST ALL MY BETS. MY FINAL 15 ON FNATIC, VP & SK COMBO. FUCK BETTING I'M FUCKING OUT.

>>183076445
pic or gtfo

left the stream open during the last match and got a stewie signed cbble drop, can't wait to sell and/or hoard and then sell this shit for free money. almost better than the $10 I got for my first hydra case and then the FT handcannon deagle I got for finishing the dumb guardian missions.

>>183076683
good job idiot

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NA

CS

Can ourguys defeat Arsestralis?
Stay tuned to find out

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You can sell that souvenir drop and keep the money where the lovely Smithers is standing, or you can trade it all in for what's in this box

THE BOX, THE BOX!

>https://twitter.com/KjaerbyeCS/status/887353191213535232

can't afford a second keyboard or something?

>>183076683
Nice pic for ants

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i want to die

krimz????????

>>183076916
professional
player

is krimz gay btw

>>183076902
open it you gay faggot

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>>183076387
>I'm wasting money on a rigged pro scene! be jealous of me!
How many layers of ignorance do I need to be to become such a dense brainlet?

>>183076916
>zowie
>broke
water is wet. also nice job zowie, give top pros one whole mouse to use lol.

>>183076902
you'd have to be an idiot to open a cobblestone box
it has a $20-$50 potential

>Play from GN4 alt, bottom frag
>Play from LEM main, drop a 45 bomb

>>183076683
say goodbye to your last $15 you dumb nigger

>>183076916
>>183077016
it's a mouse though

>>183077023
Staymad.com

uhhh PGL why is there a goose on a chair

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>>183077201

>>183077102
>he thinks there's a difference in skill from gn3 to supreme
Lmao

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>>183077201
>u mad xd
Slap your mother for not aborting you

>>183077164
He should still have at least two of them considering how important they are

>>183077285
lickmynutbag.co.uk

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>>183077371
???

>>183077508
>firefox
CÜCK

>>183077358
i'm gonna slap your moms wrinkly face with my cock

>cbble banned
break time

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>zonic

Guarantee /our guys/ from Astralis fuck their psychologist on the reg. what better way to keep your calm and relax than knowing you have some fine pusy waiting for you back at the office?

>>183077669

jesus fuck hiko needs to lose weight

at last, my favourite metrosexual casters

>>183077612
Nuke is still worth like $10.

I had a feeling either North or Faze or both of them would shit the bed hard this major, Faze has basically been lucky since Niko joined, that wasn't going to last forever and he can't carry Karrigan and Kio. Also North is basically tilt town with magisk and konfig tilting instantly when they lose a round.

i hate shitarcist. But Henry G is a sexy fuck

>>183077946
they are 2nd best casting duo after DDK and James, but HenryG + Sado are still 100x better than Anders and Semmler.

Hate those guys. Such tryhard phoneys.

>>183078095
Neck yourself Moses

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>>183077946

>>183078095
yes i hate those two as well.

if you could punch one pro who would it be

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>eurocucks and amerilards so fucking tilted a SA team took over their little game, they actually believe people are cheating in major tournaments

And redditors are stupid. TOP KEK

>>183078295
kennys, i'd probably fix his face

>togglestralis
zzzzz
when is our guys SK on

>>183078342
kenny is cute

>>183078295
hen1

>>183078331
hello reddo

>>183078331
I really don't care if they cheat or not as long as they make me some money.

>>183078295
Shroud. I hope it kills him.

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at least NA will make it to the playoffs

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goose

>>183078295
snax in his belly
it's okay as it wouldn't hurt him, but it would be fun

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>pistol rounds
>important

This is like Arsenal vs Nottingham Forest

>The best casting duo casting my favorite team
FEELS GOOD MENG

based piglet

>>183078908
Why are all the casters like slow as a fuck?
Do they have a delay?

>>183078894
why would you play against a forest?

>>183079083
>delay

I can't read that word now without thinking about that brain has delay, from NA spam

>>183079083
This isn't a soccer match you ADHD retard, they are fast enough

what is the best drug to enjoy watching cs:go to?

>lose to VP on pugs:the map
>play astralis on nuke
what are fnatic doing

>>183079365
crack

Why are fnatic so shit? Are they swedish or something?

>>183079365
cock lust

>tournaments still use the swiss system

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PIGGU

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How come JW didn't hear reload on the right? either retarded or shitty sound mechanics

>>183079365
gambling + coke

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OINK OINK

>>183079347
>literally their only job is to provide commentary on what's happening
>they can't do that in a timely fashion
>adhd faggot
jesus they could drink a fucking coffee or something and fix it you autistic cunt

>>183079365
anime

>>183079525
>Preferring archaic system with loads of stacked groups and non-fun to watch
As a veteran I prefer swiss all day, still happens some outliners ( like SK getting PENTA and BIG, basically 2 free wins ) but its still more competitive and fun to watch than groups bullshit

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/ourguys/ playing my dudes

PIG vs GOOSE
the whole farm is playing in poland

I'm not saying you are gay, but supposedly you have to have sex with one of the pro players.

Which one do you chose?

>>183079890
gay

>>183079890
why are you so gay gotards

>>183078295
Young stew. He's a toxic wanker but he's quick to complain about the community being toxic against cry9

sadoshit is stuttering

>>183079890
KennyS

>>183079978
>>183080065
what part of "hypothetically" do you not understand?
Geez, how gay...

>dumbpreeh strikes again

ahahahaha

>>183079890
KennyS

>>183080154
even hypothetically you are gay

sadoshit and lesbianG.....
where are /our ddk/

Holy hell, Dupreeh keeps baiting to be so shit at clutch situations...

So many soloq MM PSTD my head hurts...

>>183079890
Julia "juliano" Kiran

>>183080226
stop being so fucking gay holy shit dude

>>183079890
jw

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no matter who your team is fnatic is objectively the most fun team to watch

>>183080171
>>183080108
why is KennyS so popular?

>>183080203
by saying hypothetically I mean as in you know, not for real - in a fun way
you won't be doing it in real life, gosh

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>>183079890
waifu

>>183079890
Juliano.

>>183079890
I'm not gay but if i had to chose i would rape that little twink stewie's young tight asian boipussy.

>queue
>dont ready up
why do people do it i literally dont fucking understand

>>183080408
>by saying hypothetically I mean as in you know, not for real - in a fun way
>thinking about gay stuff is fun

might as well tell your parents now

>>183080408
I like Kenny because he is cute and french and literally the first CS pro I ever heard of back in 2014

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>>183079776
>As a veteran

>>183080497
By being afk?

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>>183080408
kennyS is the pleb icon, every 13yo wants to suck his dick and be like him because ''muh fragmovies on yb he must be insayne xddd''

Flusha's tits make my dick hard

THAT CLUTCH CHOKE DEVICE

>>183080534
Why are you so mad? No imagination or balls to join the fun? :^)

Come on... It's fun :)

>>183079776
Swiss is shit. You are better off throwing your first match so you get an easier run.

If weren't an virgin and you had a gf who would you want to see her fuck in front of you.
I would say Fox

>>183080647
He is a real deal though, flashy as fuck & equally skilled

>>183080915
JW is the flashiest csgo player

>>183080886
spawn.

i think of buying a nuke case if it drops to 5 yuros

how much id get selling it in 2-3 months

>>183080957
You mean was in 2015?

>>183080886
JW & Flusha double banger

uh isn't this map ct-sided?

lmao shitnatic

>>183081068
how is kennys anywhere near his prime

nys mang

>>183080886
snax/flusha/jw

>>183081103
It's CT sided in MM. It seems to be T sided in pro games.

PIGE

FUCKING JW

that'll do piggy

JW the god winning the round

>kennys carrying frenchies
>jw carrying fnacucks

lel

JW BUSH

>>183081262
WORD! FUCK ME JW!

>le "wait for 10 seconds left then move on a site" strat

lmao danish cs

asstralis on suicide watch

>>183080886
That's some hardcore cuck shit dude
Keep it civilized, keep it homo.

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>>183080915
>hardscoper
>flashy
Skadoodle has the most God-tier movement, JW prime had the best no respect plays
Even in his prime, I'd still take Ska, JW or even Guardian prime over kenny 2bh

KennyS is good but without a doubt overrated as fuck, 98% of his fans don't even know why he is good or how he playstyle is, mostly because they are all waste of cumshots who don't know shit

>mag 7 headshot at 10m
lucky pig

>>183080886
Juliano.

>call your team australias
>but you're danish
loL?

thank mr pige

HOLY FUCKING PIGE

>be dupreeh
>don't reload

ummmm?!

WITH A REBEL YELL

JW AGAIN HES A FUCKING GOD

JayDouble(You)

>>183081068
you were saying?

GOD yay doubleU

why is jw the best player?

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your skins are safe with me

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JWONDERCHILD

Literally our guy

>astralis trying to win pistol round
did no one tell them pistol rounds don't matter anymore?

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we don't deserve him lads

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>>183081614
where did you get that picture its literally my favourite commercial
do you have one of the others?

>>183081358
>unironically using the term hardscoper
kys reddit

>>183081572
JW is the best awper in the world bar fallen

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>>183081574
>botsent

Dennis you fucking shitter, you only needed 1 more.

>>183081686
We already saw your post before.

If you could choose to watch 2 cs:go players have sex, whom would they be?
Sgares and KennyS for me

>>183081614
shiraishi mai and jw clutches
the best fap material one can get

>>183081743
>JW is the best awper in the world bar hacks

ftfy

>>183081739
>>183081358
Literally CoD terminology

kill yourself you fucking faggot

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>these JW godlike reads and plays

>>183081507
he's a meme knifing scrub

>>183081825
JW and hiko

is fnatic still good

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>>183081903

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>>183081739
>Gets btfo because his idol is a hardscoper shitter
>shitposts like a butthurt favela monkey when someone has a different opinion than ''SK is the best''
Actual subhuman

>>183081956
depends how they wake up

>>183081825
Probably juliano and device.

>JW gets smoke kills and amazing reads
>Wow what a God
>Any Brazilian player does the same
>Fucking hackers

why are you so racist /csgog/?

>>183081825
missharvey and dosia

the ump is a neat gun

>>183082045
appreciate anon

Western European CS sucks dick

>>183081992
kys reddit

>>183081315
>kennys
>carry
>g2
>anybody carrying
each dude contributes you mong
unlike c9 where they get carried by autimatic

>>183081358
kennyS is actually the best quickscoper
he non scoped flicks and then quickscopes are what set him apart from the rest
skadoodle plays like a scaredy cat, he's not flashy at all

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>>183081715
Saved them from the Mouse site. Here's a .rar with all the transparent pictures from both Mouse CMs.
https://files.catbox.moe/6xtgpg.rar

>>183081358
>Skadoodle has the most God-tier movement

rickeh has the best movement of awpers

>>183082035
How good looking & skillful in cs would their kids be?

um device?

>fgnatic bois
>blablabla
>they loose
how does it feel to know that swedcucks time is over and DANKMARK will get another major.

>>183082239
its okay from the other version

why are north/eastern europeans the only good europeans at cs?
spain is shit
france is okay
germany is shit
italy is shit
uk is shit
the rest, which are irrelevant, are shit

>>183082282
what? I'm kind of busy right now

>>183082209
>>183082239
>>183082045
>>183081715
>>183081614

can you stop essentially avatarfagging your shitposts?

>>183081825
sgares and device

if fallen would've hit that shot this thread would explode

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>>183082198
>Best quickscoper
>Got gutted really had when the AWP movement nerf happened and his fans are still assblasted to this very day

>device locking through smoke every round now

nice game

>>183082209
thanks anon

>>183082475
>trying

lmao fuck off weeb. it's CT side nuke. even stephen hawking could take 10 rounds.

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>best quickscoper
>best noscoper

Rating people based on RNG

>>183082365
hard work and dedication :)

>>183081358
delet this

I think Niko is cursed.

>>183082475
you might get banned for posting these for me
sorry but thanks again

>>183082671
By a bad triggerbot, yes

>>183082509
he's still good, trying actually watching g2 play instead of being a statbabby

>>183081358
>this kills the kennyShitters

>>183082365
Biggest brains and balls

J

fucking

W

JW vs. 9 desu

>>183082854
so we brazilians have the biggest brains and biggest balls? :) thanks

>>183082475
did avatar fag just get banned?

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>>183082748
I never said he was bad, my sweet summer child, I said he is overrated
>overrated = not good as the plebs make him to be = not necessarily bad

>not showing the pov replay
what the fuck

>>183082935
if you had a normal sized brain your country woulnd't be a fucking slum lmao

>11-12
>So we are going to go the full distance here

Oh it's a 16-14 script. Got it.

>>183082935
No you took all the best players in a 400 million country and put them in one team.

Assuming you were black muslim pro cs:go player
What would your nickname be?

>>183082987
he was just posting a few gifs for an anon who requested

seriously neck yourself just how insecure can you be
>d-d-onnt avatarfag in my pressus thrad REE

>>183083110
Mohammed Jihad

>>183083110
JUST

>>183083110
Scream

>>183083110
scream

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faze up

>>183083110
Shazam.

>>183083081
for Astralis yes.

>>183083110
Mo Bombs

>>183082987
Only anime fags erping is allowed in here. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>183083110
flusha

>>183083050
brazil is poor because of white corruption and USA intervention

>>183083110
KRiMZ

>>183083031
then literally every player is overrated because fans of the team will always overrate them
don't get tied up in semantics sweety

>>183083224
>ezaf

what did they mean by this

>>183083182
the rules are the rules :)

>>183083110
True T

>>183083110
SpawN

>>183083110
spawn

knock knock

>>183083110
shazham

what must /our guys/ do to fix their T sides?

they're so weak

>>183083276
that's an odd bogeyman you've created since USA intervened with Japan and Germany and look at them now

>>183083380
You know 75% of the posts in this general break the rules in some way and would be deleted on other boards, right? /vg/ is just more lax than other boards.

>>183083182
I was asking a question you autistic fuck

>>183083447
boosts

>>183083447
they need to drop JW an awp so he can run through smoke with it

>>183083081
wow, it really is

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>>183083286
>My cancer is justified because cancer
Except its the same as SK niggers, we don't hate them because they came from shithole country, we hate them for being beyond obnoxious and loud
Same with kennyS, his fans are stupidly delusional and annoying you don't see Guardian, Skadoodle or even JW fans being like that

>>183083447
update their 2015-era cheats

>>183083447
do better in the map ban

>>183083498
feel free to report the posts that """""""""""break the rules""""""""""""

>>183083447
Maybe learn some strats that are not just: Run onto a side with everyone and hope you have better aim.

>just wide peeking into sites
>rekking astralis
>on nuke
so....this is the true power of fnatic

>>183083498
>this makes rulebreaking ok

>that dupreeh lock
LMAO

>>183083618
>>My cancer is justified because cancer
i never said this
>you don't see Guardian, Skadoodle or even JW fans being
they absolutely are exactly like that
hating a thing because of their fans is pleb tier btw

dupreeh chill with the walls breh

>>183083498
> /vg/ is just more lax than other boards.

is this the only general you're visiting?

>>183083673
They don't even run into a site, they walk one by one looking like a MM mix.

>>183083664
If only it made a difference.

>>183083757
Never said that. This general is beyond saving either way.

>>183081971
i keep seeing this image but still don't know where its from

guys, im doubting our pige

Cancer is a great AWP'er

>>183083962
>2 kills during the entire 2nd half
>gets entried like a bitch yet again
rightfully so, lad

>>183083871
>If only it made a difference.
if the mod finds it banworthy he'll ban the poster
drop the tinfoil hat familia

>>183083912
looks like a random image from a random doujin

>>183083859
>>183084048
On /vg/ it's the only one I frequent. Harveyfag and anime spam rarely gets deleted.

Whoever called the 16-14 script, nice

>Asstralis cheating to a win again.

why doesn't flusha just blatantly toggle

>fnachoke

16-14 scripts never get old

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>outchoking danes

does allie or cactti still shitpost in here

where you watching the major at old pals

>>183084141
Don't summon him, holy shit

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>decide to fire up CSGO after a long hiatus
>played all versions casually
>server browser is full of autistic user made game types
>use matchmaker for casual games
>90% russians
>GIB ME AWP nonstop in voice chat
>shitter awp tryhards screaming in chat that nobody is planting the bomb, when the entire team is doing nothing but tryhard with awps and failing miserably
>shitter keeps screaming at me to plant the bomb on shitty warehouse map despite the fact its impossible with the team not doing anything
>said shitter either charges onto the point with the bomb and fails, or just throws the bomb away as soon as he gets near the point
>get vote kicked from a game by my own team for not winning a 1 v 1
>AFKing team mates never kicked


what the hell is this game

I thought Australis would crush nuke, way too close

device low fov aimbotting to another win

>starified

>>183084303
i just voice_enable 0 and block communication with everyone in my team

>olof misses three pretty easy awp shots in the last round

when will fnatic stop pugging?

DEVICE
E
V
I
C
E

time for the pig to head to the slaughter

>>183084141
jesus christ that kid guy is still posting here? after he got doxxed?

Wow, the AWP really makes for exciting, tactical gameplay!

are you telling me that dupreeh kill on Olof wasn't wall hacks?

Jumps off roof knows exactly where Olof is and kills him.

I can't wait for everyone to reveal they're all fucking cheating.

GOD DEVICE

>>183084351
>needing an aimbot when fnatic just stood still

>>183084351
not even just device. seriously i have no idea how people that have 5k+ hours say these fuckers aren't hacking.

anyone know any good skin h acks?

skins make you better but im not ddropping 10k on the gloves i want

>4 rounds on T side

when the FUCK will they realize how shit they are on T nowadays??

gambit will take this, right?

THE GOOSE IS LOOSE

>>183083817
>I don't think kennyS is the best AWPer this must means I'm hating him
Thanks for proving my point kennyS fans are obnoxious cumshots who should've gone outside

fnatic more like fnaSHIT amirite????????????

>>183084460
have you been watching the entire time? shits been pretty fucking obvious and the camera man switches fast before it looks to obvious.

>>183084502
literally don't
VAC bans DO come in for modding that shit

>>183084579
#GOTEM

so let's see, the csgo scene has:

1) cheating BRs at the top of the scene
2) every other team cheats, too, just with worse cheats
3) scripted matches
4) all of the above due to there only being like 4 different overall owners of csgo teams
5) a crappy game desperately in need of optimization, which therefore only allows the richest players to succeed, who are that much more likely to be cheating

nice

game

gotards

>>183084459
I want to see one pro tournament where the awp is banned.

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>>183084561

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>>183084708

>wahh Astralis cheats!!
>wahh SK cheats!! mom!!
How does it feel to not have bet on Astralis+ SK ?

>>183084708
HOW MUCH?

>>183078295
Fallen as hard as I can. Good thing because it'll also drop coldzera who's fucking Fallen in the ass at the same time.

went on steam to accept someone's trade and there's a cobble drop in my inventory

didn't knew they appear without checking in-game

>>183084659
PGL cameraman switches from killer>killee or reverse almost every fucking kill

it's so retarded

>>183082584
the entire game is RNG though.

Aim deviation is entirely random you have to pray that guns liek the AK shoot anywhere near your crosshair is , nice game you got there gotards

>>183084573
>i think kennys is better than the others at the moment means i'm a fanboi
thanks for being a retard

>>183084579
fagnatic

>>183079890
Definitely Daddy Dev1ce. I'd stroke his awp :)

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if the awp was deleted, how would you buff the scout without making it game breaking?

>>183085047
one shot bodyshot
slow down movement

>>183084907
>Shitposting this much
>Still doesn't capitalize his ''I'' like a retarded subhuman
Gonna leave you alone so you can be braindead by yourself and jerk off to kennyS fragmovies

>go for a walk
>come back
>asstralis came back too
what did they do to my fnatic?

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>better at CS than you
>better looking than you
>bigger dick than you
>lives in a better country than you
How does it feel to be everybody in this thread?

>>183085153
stopped hacking.

Flusha is shit, he needs to be retired

>>183085131
i don't watch fragmovies and i'm not a fan of kennys you
everything has to be dichotomic for you, must be hard being a brainlet

>>183085153
as much.

>>183085245
>will get destroyed by literal subhumans in the grand finals

How does it feel?

>>183085245
least i got chicken

(reference)

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>>183085245
>bigger dick than you
can i see some proof?

>still no drop

>>183085245
>longer neck than mine
i can't fucking compete

>>183084303
>90% russians

i wish it would be still mostly russians

i run into turks all the time. not only that, in every fucking game there's at least one roach who uses his third worlder headset to blare some allah ackbar music into the game

>>183085245
I never lost at major

>>183082520
>locking
He's following olof's pleb tier gold nova movement pleb

>>183085245
>Looks like a fucking chimpanzee who just had a stroke
>''B-B-But h-hes white?!!''
kek, I'd rather be good in a real hobby than CS

>>183085131
>>Still doesn't capitalize his ''I'' like a retarded subhuman
>tryharding on 4chan
Back to plebbit.

>>183085047
Not a lot. It's already better than ak in a lot of scenarios, making for a nice balance.

Probably make the fire rate a little faster and increase the kill reward.

Dotard here, richard lewis is co-hosting ti, we dotards so bad we cant afford even our own talents so we buying yours.

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>>183085375
>tfw already got 4 drops this major

>>183085372
I go to the same gym as him. I would say 7-8" inches flaccid

>>183085245
but my dick is bigger and USA is the best country

>>183085630
wasn't he a mobatard in the first place?

>be pgl
>roll the same 4 ads in a row after every match

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>>183085586
>Typing like a normal human being is tryharding
Nice projection Pedro newfriend, hope you enjoy your stay in 4chin but lurk 6 more years before posting again

>>183085375
well, it's about a little more than 1% per map to get a drop
and there's about 50 maps played in total (33 in group stage + 14-21 in playoffs)
so about 50% to get one drop per major if you watch every map
i'm pretty sure that's how math works

>>183084676
lame

>>183085775
Who cares hes a fucking faggot anyway he's Reddit tier personallity that fucking notches about morality about a God damn video game where 99% of the PROs hack in

>>183085630
>"talents"
>having a british accent and being able to read is considered a talent now

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Got a nuke drop. Suck it, droplets.

>>183085764
no and no

>>183085827
Nice facebook images bruh, which page you get them from

>>183085827
holy fuck not even him neck yourself

>>183085775 IDK anytjhing about your scene and personalites, i know only sk vp navi and thoorin and machine cause valve hire him for boston, i dont even know that richard lewis doing except strangle loda and producing memes.

>>183085630
I apologise on behalf of the cs community.

Is Naatu capable of uttering a single sentence without saying the words "To be honest with you"?

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>>183085630
>The fatlet with brain damage
kek, I'm so sorry

>>183086061
alright tell us if he chokes anyone

Which csgo player would you like to be your son?

>I'm literally a SK win away from my 100$
>I told you guys so you could make some money too but everybody shit on my bet.
How does it feel to be on team tampon?

>>183086187
fuck if I could do that I'd be sucking my own dick all day

>>183085047
>max -49hp to armored body, but still 1 shot headshot even with helmet
>remove scope
>add normal crosshair
>autosniper firerate
>5 bullets in mag + 45 ammo
>deagle accuracy when standing still
>shit accuracy when moving, even if crouched

>>183086187
damn, wish i could suck my own dick too

>>183086215
Probably pasha

>>183085245
>better at CS than you
true
>better looking than you
wrong
>bigger dick than you
wrong
>lives in a better country than you
wrong

>>183085840
chance of getting at least 1 drop is 1-(0.99)^50 which comes to about 40%

>lose every pug
>win every mm
what is the solution

>>183086187
>ywn suck your own cock and reach inner peace.

>>183086439
don't change anythig, matchmaking is the true cs

someone post vp betting chart plz

It's a battle of the /ourguys/

>>183086215
taz