/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

1st for traps aren't gay

2nd for sostronk

>f3
>mirage
>A site hits with 15s left
:------(((

sirscoots is a pedophile
alex garfield is too young to own EG

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>>183052812
if BIG wins against SK i will post nudes of myself on /csgog/ until i get banned

Back once again mixing henn sipping juice & jin

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>>183052812
>picked the wrong image
kill me

>Shroud had Nvidia all along.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>183052958
where u at?

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Wew lads. Who /can see into the fabric of space-time/ here?

Test your skills at:
https://www.humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime

fnatic being shit is bad for the scene just saying

they bring the most viewers

>>183052854
but i'm pretty gay lol

>>183052989
At home? In Europe?
How specific do you want it?

>>183053019
>average 255 ms
:(

>>183053053
well i gotta know where to go if u want me to kill u...

>allu tatted with random stupid shit
moron

>>183053089
leave him alone

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>>183053019
average -115 ms

>>183053089
how will you kill me?

>>183053024
pics NOW!!

>>183053120
drowned in hugs and kisses

gas faze

>pistol rounds
>important

how are faze so shit now wtf, they were dominating everyone apart from SK in past tournaments

ALLU????

bot allu

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>>183053062
That ain't terrible, it's just slightly slower than average mayne

>>183053117
Goddamn fingers are so slow, I can see/feel the page distort before it changes, everything depends on just how quickly you can click. The angle of the mouse, how far you extend your finger to click it, how much pressure you rest on the finger while you wait etc.

So this.... is the...... power.......... of faze.............

>>183053306
>Goddamn fingers are so slow
Nope, visual processing is. There's the same test that uses an audio cue and you'll get much better results.

anyone else playing with their ass while watching cs:go at another screen?

>>183053489
>>183053121
>>183053256
have all these >yous

>>183053489
playing mobile games and watching esports on 2 screens

>>183053489
I'm earing a plug, does that count?

Navi need to poach Electronic NOW.

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post yfw Faze's cheats don't load for them

>>183053654
It's pretty hard not to at least grind against it a bit.

>tfw picked faze to go 3-0 and f3 to go 0-3
>tfw have two large parlay bets that rely on faze winning this

>>183053721
That does not count yet, but we're almost there
Are you wearing pantyhose or stockings? Maybe some thigh high socks?

Faze is a meme team. They need to kick Kio and seriously reorganize everything, start from scratch.

Na'Vi better fucking step it up if Faze won't make it to playoffs or I'll be forced to root for the Frenchies or Danes against the apes.

>>183053417
I sometimes involuntarily hesitate and can't click fast enough, end up with 170ms times instead of 110-155

>>183053846
there is frenchie and a dane in faze

-Kio -Allu
+Electronic +Mixwell

F3 are looking nutty.

>>183053930
mixwell a shit

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What happened to our guys

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>>183053846
>forgeting about based snaximus

>>183053862
My grandma was slow, but she was old.

>>183053985
is this real wtf.

>>183053985
VP is fine too but it's hard to have high hopes for them

4-11 half
7-11 faze wins pistol
19-16 win in OT

>>183054054
If faze was to get 3/4 rounds on ct
they would win overall IF they were to win a pistol

>>183054054
>pistol meaning anything.
LOOOOOOOOL.

>>183054000
H-hey that's mean

>>183054054
Flipside ain't no chumps. Faze can probably (?) out-aim them individually, but as a team they suck.

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>>183054030
its when they went to dubai

>>183054093
>pistol rounds
>important
it's csgo my dude

Didn't they just run this "11-4 at half time in favor of the underdog" script in the last game?

problem I always have is telling if a team is just playing crazy well or the other team is being shit desu
F3s executions look absolutely beautiful but MG2s can make it look like that against Silvers as well

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>>183054115

>>183054054
Are you a wizard

>>183054331
you didn't get the latest script revision?

>>183054239
b-but the sides are reversed, imagine coming back 7 rounds on T side! FaZeUP!

>>183054331
apparently not
allu won't do shit

who do i root for now?

>>183054420
our guy s1mple

>>183054420
TyLoo

>>183054420
big. they are /our/ guys

>36.6 adr

kio.....

>FaZe actually going out in groups

LOL
O
L

>>183054420
vp

>>183054420
fnatic

great plan Niko you stupid shit.

>Faze

>>183054420
sk
Always root for the best - to be the best. - Mohammad Ali

>losing to shit teams

What a disappointment

>>183054297
Smug anime pls

>tfw picked asstrails as my 3-0
Fucking cucks

Faze splitting up when?

>TFW picked faze as winning group 3-0

FUCK

FAZE 0-3 LUL
>>183054702
Asstrlis never got out of groups cleanly mate. Bad decision.

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>THE FUCKING GULAG OF FAZE.

NIKOOOOOO WHAT A BEAST
CAN SOMEONE STOP THIS MAN FROM BEING SO SHIT

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Rain cooked unpeeled potatoes for his team again apparently.

>>183054715
need to kick allu, give kio 3 months notice if he doesn't perk up, get in some better players

Niko and Rain are good, karrigan is decent.

>>183054764
potatoes with their skins on are delicious though,

>>183054790
Americans are allergic to fiber

>>183054736
I'll remember that for the next major.
I thought SK would throw (with some rage hacking in-between because cold and fallen can't help themselves but get mad and toggle) to hide their 'strats' for the finals

>>183054820
but they arent alergic to all the disgusting shit that they eat

I feel so bad for Rain being stuck with theese fucking shitters

hahahahha niko nice aimlock you fucking trash

>That Niko snap lock.
Uhm?

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>le faze up sign
faze up ex dee
muh meme team
muh superstars

How many clocked in hours do you think is legit for GE when the persons first CS was CS:GO?

>heh i won't even need to toggle vs these f3 shits
>oh shit we're losing
https://clips.twitch.
tv/BetterDignifiedAlpacaPupper

>>183054958
420

>>183054958
800 if you've got the gift.
2000 if you don't.

MARKELOFF IS AWPING :DD

>>183054982
what the fuck is this

>THAT PERFECT HEADLOCK ON PEAK

>>183055025
this is actually accurate

>>183054982
He's so fucking exposed
He's got the aimbot on mouse1, that's why he switches weapon just as he presses it so it won't fire

>>183055124
>>183055052
His guy died bs u fuckinug idiots
ever played this game?

>>183054982
are posts like this ironic or are legit silvers posting here?

>>183054982
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELETE THIS

>>183055025
how shitty am I, if I had 1000 hours in 1.6 and getting to supreme took me 1900 hours?
no friends, always soloqueue

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is it worth it, /csgog/?
5 usps will never win you the round, this costs you 1/3rd of a full buy while giving you some chances
note that economic damage on Ts doesn't matter at this point at all

>>183055157
some are legit, some are baits

If faze comes back I'll let everyone here take turns with me.

c-comeback?

>>183055151
watch it in slow mo
aimlock when he changes weapon and aimlock just before he dies he moves romotic horizontally to the right

it's a joke that they can't secure this shit
another SK major win with coldzheata

Where are those shitters that only play assault ?

>>183055245
i dont know why more pros dont just buy a p250 + bodyarmour ($1050) rather than a deagle no armour and hold a close angle.

>>183055245
rather get kevlars and five-sevens

>c-cold is hacking all the time.
>BUT NOT MY NIKO HE WOULD NEVER
lmao csgog is pathetic no wonder its dead.

>>183055245
their money is fine
cz-75 and p250 need to hide somewhere or get flashed in by teammate - no flashbangs on them
deagles can win you the round if you get 2 first long range kills and then shit pistols swarm the rest of Ts

>>183055157
Silvers

These goons still think SK is cheating, its called raw talent kids

Faze going to comeback and win the tournament

Alright boys. Now honestly tell me who you think IS cheating with all the circlejerk left outside.
For me it's:
>s1mple
>coldzera
>Fallen
>shroud
>stewie2k (?)
>flusha (used to)

>>183055157
it's like 4chan in general

people acted ironically racist, anti-PC at the beginning until actual nazis came over

>THE GULAG OF FAZE.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

>>183055386
there's a limit to how baity a post can be anon...
i guess reddit spacing is an actual thing

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>FaZe

faze disband

>faze

fucking lol

Rain actually played so fucking bad

I want to hug niko :(

>>183055420
this

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>the city of 0-3

Thorin tweet inc.

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i don't play csgo just watch tournaments and scream at the screen n stuff

unfortunately commentators don't always say which map is what sided
can someone who knows them well post the official competitive maps and what sided they are like which one is more favourite to win, like dust2 is i think CT sided from what i heard on streams

>>183055446
>muh reddit

Get better bad kid , crying about shit that hasn't happened wont make you better

>>183055420
>ironically racist
nah. sure, you can't take all nigger/jew jokes seriously, but most people have always been racist.

>>183055157
only a silver with no game knowledge or understanding of how you play cs would say that's not a smoking gun

>has awp >changes away from it because aimlocking with it would be more obvious >change weapon just as you aimlock so it doesn't fire

hahaha

>TFW never fell for the faze is good meme

>redguy

hate this guy

>>183055530
every map is ct sided except maybe some are more ct sided some are less, maybe except cobble

>>183055562
he is a top tier host anon

trust me on this i watch a lot of esport scenes

>>183055530
at this level it just depends on the team

>>183055543
there are 2 kind of people when talking about SK
- those who just watch their matches
- those who know how hacks work and investigate their games

you're obviously from the first kind

Thoorin is right again

/csgog/ btfo

>>183055607
every map is t sided except train and inferno

>>183055543
coldzera you know very well you're hacking, no need to get triggered

>>183055654
>nuke is t-sided

nys

>>183055641
Huh?

mousesports [-] vs [-] North
14:00 CEST
http://major.pglesports.com/schedule-group-stage/

I don't follow CSGO esports, are these good teams? Not gonna bother watching if they're shit.

>>183055562
>>183055608
I hate how he keeps interrupting people he's interviewing

>>183055530
depends on the team and matchup really
usually t2 maps are CT sided because they have the aim but not the strats
t1 maps become more T sided because strats and sheeit

>>183055716
north are a meme

>>183055207
Solo que is a special kind of hell

>>183055530
http://vaughnroyko.com/csgosided/

is blade /ourguy/

>>183055638
You're a paranoid shitter who thinks the world is out to get him

Lol I can't imagine being this much of a cuck

>>183055747
i think his interviews are particularly good
he is focused on the dude, super friendly and adds a little banter

please guys don't complain about everything

>>183055716
They're meh. Match could be very close and interesting though.

why do I have to be a finn

>>183055690
Let me guess flusha and crew are also "hackers" as well?

Try playing above silvers before you critique pro gameplay little man

>>183055792
+1

>>183055812
can't win them all allu

>>183055607
>>183055614
>>183055701
>>183055654
useless fucks

>>183055759
care to explain t1 and t2? i assume you refer to maptiers? im not familiar with them
>>183055775
thanks

>kio truly was the problem all along

kek

>>183055792
hey, waylander just won a game :DDD

>>183055792
>>>/reddit/
>>183055859
>>>/hltv/

>>183055891
kill yourself cretin I answered you correctly the first time

>the peak of EU lost to T3 shitters

Lmao nice scene you got there GO babies

wow this general isn't very nice, is it because shooting games attract teenagers?

This guy is too honest.

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>>183055386
>>183055781
>>183055854
>mfw there are ACTUAL PEOPLE that are this retarded
>on /csgog/

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>EU CS getting btfo by slavs and BRs

>>183056007
weebs come here to bully us and then everyone is nervous even if they leave for a moment

Kick Karrigan. Shit calls

4 b in a buy round and leaving >the problem
alone in a

>>183056007
Counterstrike attracts some of the most autistic Europeans who suffer from inferiority complex

>>183056007
mmo threads are the only friendly ones on vg and thats because mmos are shit and attracts normies

>>183055891
tier 1/2 teams
for example SK only lost like 3 T rounds in a couple of tournaments they won before the major
but it's not a hard and fast rule but the better teams usually have better T sides

>>183055961
>>183055854
>>183055781
>>183055386
yo brazil monkey keep walking, hltv is further up ahead

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>>183056124
thanks

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What's wrong with this picture?

thinking.jpg

>>183056127
>EU teams getting spanked left and right
>meanwhile SK is on the route to 3-0 and ultimately sweep this major

Lmao how much of your parents money did you lose betting little squeaker?

>>183056259
it doesn't show you sucking cock like you're supposed to

>allu can only play awp and he's shit at that too.
lol.

>>183056105
i bet you have a blow average dickside lmao

>>183056007
Yes, actually. That's a good assessment and applies to the whole CS community not just this general.

>>183056259
niko still on a team
and karrigan with useless nades + head armor, when he could drop ak for rain

Who /asia/ here

>>183056294
who's the best awper if not allu then?

>>183055654
>inferno ct sided

t.silver

>>183055608
he is against guns

>>183056376
JW
W

>>183056376
snax

>>183056376
fallen
kenny

Asia scene >SA > NA > EU

Prove me wrong

>>183055792
well, it's not like everyone complains about every thing
it's easy to post to complain
but it's not like you hardly ever make a post to praise

>>183056393
>>183056442
>>183056456
hmm

>>183056376
oskar at the moment. His raw skill is insane. Nobody can outawp him on a good day.

>>183056467
are you in the wrong general?

>>183056478
trust me, it is snax, but for some reason he's not the main awper
his awping is similar to jw style which is the best style

>>183056467
gooks cant play fps' at a competitive level

>>183056273
lol even if favela boys will start spinning you monkey lovers will still defend them

>>183056375
yo

>>183056475
i guess thats true but after watching some shit doto scene without 2gd and that cringefest western faggotry in leeg let me not mention fighting games tho they are pretty comfy i appreciate redeye and machine

redeye considering his age is good for the scene because people don't go into childish autistic talks with him i think or at least i haven't witnessed any

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Thoughts on oskar boys?

>>183056357
>nades
>useless

>head armour
>useless t side

>>183056575
gooks DON'T play shooters outside overwatch and they are pretty good at that

there is a huge difference between can't and don't
it all depends on what they promote in their country whether it catches on or not, csgo wasn't promoted at all

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>2017
>still using water and hair gel

Wtf why is CS GO pro scene filled with so many chads?Meanwhile MOBA scene filled with fat greasy basement dwellers

>>183056785
cs has always been a normie game

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>>183056785

>>183056785
>>183056820
Kids are kids. If you like something as a kid and have a chance to do it when you're and adult it doesn't matter if you're a chad or not

>>183056739
/ourguy/

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>>183056785
>esports pro
>chad

>>183056497
>>183056575
>gooks can't play at competitive level

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HF7aikEY1zM

>>183056904
jw slays pussies left and right

>>183056931
>anon in charge of knowing what gook is

-allu
+oskar

-kio
+valde

Problem fixed.

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>>183056904
this is not a chad

>>183056931
>linking reddit vids

I bet you don't even remember or know solo.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOi-OnyOUoQ

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>I type gl in chat when the match starts

>>183057013
he's fit, not chad

>>183056904
>implying literally all the EU teams arnt filled with chads

Look at G2 , they all have gfs while moba pros are mainly GF-less

>>183057051
Anyone knows his height?

I'm getting my first case this major from watching mouz-north right now. Calling it right there!

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>>183057083
>mfw just realized its cobble

>>183057032
Did you never play sport growing up?
You're supposed to do this shit

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>>183057081

why didnt they just use the pistols

wat

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>>183057156
should manlets even be considered human at this point?

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>>183057156
lmao

Czech superiority.

>>183056852
>gook femboy
>chad

Pick one m8

>>183057081
he has a small dick, small brain and he is tiny as fuck so gotta compensate

all buffed dudes are about that

>>183057235
Buff guys under 5'9 look like walking blocks of mean.

>>183057146
sport =/= esport

gl gh gg are cancerous

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he's barely taller than n0thing who's like 5'6

>>183057291
meat* desu
>>183057318
Why is n0thing so naturally likeable?

>>183057318
Cloud (4') 9"

>>183057301
seems like you just dont have manners senpai

>>183057291
i always laugh at tiny buffed people

you can get as big as you want but you'll never be as tall as me lmao

>>183057301
better shake the hands after each fucking game too

because how else can the kids know what manners are

>>183057404
never be as fat as u too lol

>>183057589
im absolutely not fat and its really hard to gain any weight when you are tall

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>>183057589
Manlet defense mechanisms triggered

>faze 0-3
LMAO

>>183057404
t. twiggy

why do people are offended when i say easy after we win 16-3? why are there so many bitches playing cs go?

>>183057898
reddit

How do I mute these cucks in GOTV chat? I only want to see teams chat.

>>183057898
because they know they can do better but they couldn't do it on that match for some reason

also, you're part of the cancer community if you act like that

>>183057898
>why do people are offended when

if english isn't your first language you may want to know that it's "why do people get offended when" or "why are people offended when"

also go fuck yourself cunt for being a shit winner

>>183057898
mostly thin skinned redditors and children

>>183057994
tv_nochat 1
iirc

>>183057969
>>183057997
>>183058002

yeah, you are right they should get participation trophy for getting raped

>>183057994
See teams chat on the console

>>183058090
pretend arrogance on the internet is very attractive, keep it up

>>183058090
pat yourself on the back gold nova

Give me your top 5 most unwanted nationalities to get matched with

1. CIS Region
2. Poland
3. Spain and Portugal
4. Brits (Whiny cunts that talk way too much)
5. Turks

>>183058090
>its not enough that i had an easy win
>i need to make my opponents feel like shit as well
that just makes us think you have a shitty life and need to discharge on a video game against strangers

>the city of chris j

>>183058189
>Brits (Whiny cunts that talk way too much)
this
i love how they all pretend to be nice at first but if they start losing they quickly blame others and call them "shtwooped"

>>183058453
>the town of north

Just Western eurokeks and Indians everyone else is fine

mls looks like high pitch mike lol

>>183056654
I don't really watch any other esports so can't express myself about them but I like the old guys redeye and sirscoots

csgo have p great talents

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>>183057898
I'll defend your right to say ez after a win but you can't honestly pretend to be so autistic that you don't know why saying it would offend someone
The literal point of saying it is to offend someone

What to do when you don't have nvidia in you?

>>183058664
I don't even play how is that fair men?

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>>183058664
you use ati radek-on desu

when will north toggle?

>>183058189
not nationality, but number 1 would be anyone that's "let's be friends" and "it's just a game" and then loses his shit when someone doesn't follow his pro strat
but also anyone that says "don't be toxic" when you politely ask if they can change something in their gameplay, but they take it as an attack on their ego or whatever


nationalities:
1. CIS - just shit players losig their shit over one lost round and then they forget how to english
2. frenchies - can't stand their accent and they seem to never shut up
3. scandina - just arrogant fags, also most of them know english better than me, but for some reason they still need to smalltalk in their own language with their premade friend over the voicechat, for the whole fucking match
4. pollacks - annoying underages or aggressive retards, who think they're good because vp was good, basically HURR POLAN STRONG
5. any nationality with that arab street merchant accent

t. pollack

>>183059175
good post anon

>>183058189
>>183058520
>>183059175

Top 5 of best nations to play with?

1. Netherlands, always chill never rage always good
2. Finland, they just dont care and always play well
3. Germans they are all decent needless to say its like a gamble who has the most germans
4. Irish Good banter, good communication, keeps high spirit
5. Balkans, all ex 1.6 pros with lan photos and ESL trophies

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C'MON NORTH YOU FUCKERS

>>183058189
Arabs- worst of the lot. Angry all the time
Thai- fucking monkey language and ladyboys
pakistan- high ping always
india- fucking annoying and dumb as fuck
animu fags

t.indian

our boi ropz killin it

>>183059175
>polacks
>either underage retards or tryhard thinking they are gods cunts

Turks are the worse because they are so up their ass
t.polen

>>183059582
i only played once on an asian server
probably with thais or phillies
it was really fun, great time despite the lag

>>183058189
1. People playing from another country (NZ doesn't really count here)
2. Females who are "steam popular" or "internet popular"
3. White people pretending to be abo
4. Lebs
5. Asians who can't speak english

I can't really do nationalities as I've only really got new zealand and half the time they have better ping than people from perth

>buy rifles, lose round
>buy pistols, win round
nice game gotards

Any cases so far? my /csgod/ bros?

Report in!

What the fuck, Mouz?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERTIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SOUVENIR DRAGONLOOOOOREEE

>>183059831
who was that who caked the kill on aizy jumping through smoke?

>>183059798
an overpass and inferno
haven't checked today yet

i'll probably sell the overpass right before a new match will be played on that map

This match is a fucking snoozefest almost went to sleep twice

Nice "major" you got here GO babies

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>>183059719
>white people pretending to be abo
literally me

>>183059869
lowel. He keeps playing that position and fucking it up.

>>183059925
Why? I always hold my cases for sometime after major so they increase in value, we talking few weeks, maybe 2 months

Their price always goes up by a bit so there is no real reason to sell right now.

is magisk, dare I say it, back?

>>183059948
is that some kind of australian weeb cosplay thing?

>>183060025
hes fucking hacking.
thats the aimlock shake.

>>183060050
yeah, i change my name to "fuck off white dawgs" but keep the anime profile pic. never fails to piss off novas.

>>183059948
your accent is shit and your wording is terrible and you use it to hide the fact that you're a shitter

>>183060050
no there are plenty of aus weebs in cs, pretending to be abo is just a sort of aussie racist but not really thing. you put on an accent and talk about sniffing petrol and call people cunts and shit

>>183060018
they don't raise for that much unless you wait years imo

>>183060158
>t. No sense of humour.
I'm not that anon, but my abo accent is top notch, since I'm westie.

>>183059925
>>183060018
open them you faggots
it's a fucking souvenir

Unfuckingbelievable. How did they lose this match. I've lost every single bet I've made this major. Like 8 in a row.

>>183060305
you're baiting the wrong guy anon, thats what i did to almost all my souvenirs to date

>>183060305
>being a degenerate gambler
I'd rather just buy knife from case money itself.

I'm at a loss of words at just how bad mousesports is. Is that one of the greatest crumbles in history?

>>183060281
>no sense of humour

yeah nah, it's just not that funny. It's amusing to like the 13 year olds who play casual and find anything hilarious

>>183060305
>souvenir
>doesn't even exist
i bet your waifu loves them

>>183060358
>>183060402
Its not over for them yet

>>183060445
I don't care if it's over for them or not, it's over for my bet.

>>183060358
why would you bet on mouz? they never advance

>>183060406
>those horrible racists
Who would've thought abos visit /csgog/ ?

>>183060402
Denis gets 3 kills and they still fucking blow it, they deserve every loss they get

how many warns you need to get banned? It seems I talked about gay stuff too much.

Does /csgod/ like na'vi?

>>183060494
Not abo, and I don't think it's particularly racist, nor is it particularly funny

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welp time to channel for the guardian of our skines

>>183060358
I had Penta 0-3 and Faze to make Legends in my pick'ems. I don't do any other betting though. Hopefully I can still get dat Gold.

magisk's face wtf happened

>>183060406
I don't just do abo accents, a joke wears it's course. I'm a good impersonator for quite a few different voices.

Guardian of our skines
Guardian of our skrilla
Nigga short as fuck
But he a dope ass nigga

based tomato boy

Majisk look like he got attacked by a wild pack of bees and was beaten by some sand niggers

Literally never have gotten a drop? How do you get it mon

Been playing through half life again and it strikes me how noticeably the audio changes depending on your surroundings (outdoors, in a tunnel, in a vent, etc)
Does csgo even have this effect at all? is it something you need to add manually in a map, or is it calculated automatically?

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>no cobble drop
tell them to play that map again anon

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>>183060864
Even Twich knows whats up

>cisgods about to bulldoze the favelas
cannot wait to watch this

>>183060802
They are dropping far less than usual, trying to drive up prices.

>>183060927
twitch will get obsessed over the smallest defects people have
reminds me of middle school

>>183060948
>navi
>gods
That would be gambit

do brazilians cheat or what?

nobody likes them

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ST2H48VDOM

>s1mple is so talented!

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>>183061021
Its 10-15 audience now.
How does it feel when you redpill whole gamer generation with stereotypes.

>>183060927
>>183061021
>twitch spamming asa akira whenever smix is interviewing
Always makes me kek

>NaVi
another meme team that has no future, just like Faze
>muh simple
>muh guardian
overrated washed out deathmatch heroes

>>183061104
Salty silvers who can't admit that South Americans of all people are dominating third game

>>183061104
>not liking greatness
It's like you want to be low all your life yourself.

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>>183061104
does this look like a honest face to you?

>>183061167
You take that back about faze

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>>183061156
Man i really should rename that webm.
>>183061220
Arent they supposed to be HUEd like Argentinians?

>>183061137
more conspiracy videos in 2017

grow up nerds

>>183061051
the cis region is europe's last stand from the shitskin hordes and based cis alpha males like guardian do not take any shit from monkeys like immortals

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Pansy or Smix?
>Which is kinkier in bed?

>Which is better cs go player?

>Which is cuter?

>Which is better at what they are doing?

>>183061220
Fallen genuinely seems like a nice guy
At worst he's abusing adderall

>>183061270
>0-3 in groups with your supposed GOD Niko getting shut down left and right

Faze disband coming soon

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>>183061356
>kinkier in bed
Pansy would prefer to be raw dogged in the alley beside the pub tyvm

Disliking SK is like disliking greatness
Why are you doing it /csgod/

>>183061414
he tries his best balance things out since his mates are rampaging douchebags

>>183061302
t.Ivan Ivanov

>>183061220
Fallen looks like he could star in a movie called the last white brazilian
>>183061451
Faze will rise again

>>183061510
Taco is fuckable cute boipussy though. And I don't think he's a douche or whatever.

>>183061465
SK aren't great, they're just pushing the limits on cheats without appearing blatant (even though more people are starting to realize they hack)

other teams are just as "good" but they play it safer

>>183061356
pansy is a way better cs go player than smix

smix is cuter, at least when they're both wearing make up

they're both pretty good at what they do, but I feel like smix's questions when she interviews are too long, so I'd give the edge to pansy

-allu
+???

mixwell?
oscar?
simple?

>>183061627
U MAD CUZ IM NOT

>>183061701
>cut their best player

>>183061701
what kind of retarded name is mixwell?

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>>183061356
https://youtu.be/bi0ADFXcNeM?t=636

>tom, pansy got fucked by blackmane, before you fucked her.

Pansy is a true cockpig.

>>183061356
Pansys casting is shit, she needs to learn when to shut up. Her casting is usally enough for me to not watch

>>183061701
>-allu

he didn't play shit like kio did

>>183061701
mixwell.
lol at simple. he's exactly the type of player they don't need.

also -kio, +ropz or some young hungry talent

>>183061701
S1mple will be great but wouldnt happen prob

>>183061701
Mix if you can't get pimple. Although I don't think pimple wants to primary awp.