/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

reminder to report and ignore shitposting

>>182910628
Ask in the thread with your name, perhaps?

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Dab from the death

>>182910628
A couple of dudes and I can help ya out. Lemme ask if they can do it right now. Otherwise, we definitely can some other time

>>182910274
>>182910274
>>182910274
Join the new PC crew.

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_pc

>>182910897
>>182910690
SC buddythedog25 sent out crew invites

>>182911060
Get outta here, I don't want any invites to stupid crews. I just wanna help people out in Heists

>>182911158
I sent out invites to the lobby to the GTAG PC crew, is what I meant

>>182911274
Oh, well I'm not in it. Add SCs BasedViva or JudolfKreditler, and we can bring you along for Heists then

>>182911408
added

>>182910936
Why not just invite everyone from the old crew to the new crew, and delete the old crew?

Serious question

>>182912189
Because R* created a thing whereby griefers follow GTAGers into lobbies.

>>182912551
and how does that influence shit if they're in a new crew?

Seems pointless to keep the old crew around to be honest.

whats the difference between the cheapest and most expensive vehicle warehouse?

>>182913893
They are at different locations

yo /gtag/angsts rappaz how do I make money the fastest rn i got like 250k ad an apartment and some mediocre cars

>>182913893
Location. That's it. Get the cheapest one

>>182914127
either whore yourself out to a more active player or do adversary mode for a few days straight.

the current event (overtime rumble) is super simple, you just have to make sure you're the last to land on the platforms so you don't get off base. you can do that on most maps by zig zagging a little bit until the ruiner loses speed. do this until you have $3-4m and then purchase both an office and a vehicle warehouse. after you get those, you can make decent money pretty much whenever you want

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>there are people who think gta 4 is better than vc

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tf

>>182914891
We lost the Heli, so there was no point continuing that finale. Better to start fresh

wait the host doesnt get money from the heist setups?

>>182916574
that thing you just said is true

1. First vehicle?
2. First purchased vehicle?
3. Current favourite?
Go go go /gtag/

>>182918212
First was buccaner
First bought was sorano
Turismo classic is my current favorite

>>182918212
>1. First vehicle?
Dominator, Day 1 on dedbox.
>2. First purchased vehicle?
Akuma
>3. Current favourite?
Unmarked white upgraded Speedo

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>>182918212
1. cavalcade (modern)
2. cheetah
3. itali

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>>182918212
Gauntlet
Bati 801
Nightshade

>>182918816
>Dominator, Day 1 on dedbox.
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>182918212
Sentinel xs because it was the first car I saw when I spawned in because fuck the tutorial. Still have it to this day.

Obey 9f ice white and crew pastel pink pearlescent
Still own to this day

Still the double t. Oppressor is for shitlords.

>>182918212
>F620
>Stinger GT
>Double T

>>182918212
Prolly the Elgey
Also prolly the Elegy
Voltic or Bifta

>new game mode
>at least 3 people afk just for free money
>entire enemy team just circling around in the air like vultures for 5 fucking minutes a round waiting for us to land so they can get that easy 5

Should have called it Cancer like the rest of the fucking game

>>182918212
Sabre turbo
Akuma
Akuma

need an invite to the ps4 crew

SC: BasedViva

I don't even own a PS4

>>182921557
blacklisted, for real

is there any disadvantage to exporting a car as soon as you get it or should i wait?

So do we have to re-post in the thread to get invited to the new pc-gtag crew or is being in the old one and requesting an invite on SC enough?

>>182924487
If you request and you are in the old one you will be accepted automatically, barring any closed profiles/friends lists.

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>tfw you find working money hacks

>>182919001
How fast is the halftrack compared to the APC?

>>182925519
slow

>>182925718
Slower than the APC? Impossible.

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>>182918212
ruiner
sanchez
bf400

hey can i get an invite? my SC is TWAHTICUS

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/twahticus

I still don't know what the hell "sudaca" means

Cheesing the heck out of Pacific is so fun :)

>>182924092
not really, but it'd be best to get multiple cars of the same tier so you could sell the older car first, gets things in a rotation of sorts

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>>182923836

epic reddit meme

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>>182925473

>tfw you were given 500 million last gen by a hacker and havnen't ever been popped

>>182918212
Ruiner
Bati 801rr
Mamba

>>182921327
What car?

>>182918212
Sabre Turbo
Vacca
Cheetah Classic

>>182928150
Not even a meme. Viva is not welcome to PS4 if he gets one

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MemeCrew is DedCrew

>>182928976
I was thinking of getting one, but I'd only ever play 2-4 games. Same goes for Xbox. Guess I'm fine with PC for life

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>>182918212
>Sabre Turbo
>Z-Type
>Slamvan Custom

>>182918212
Sabre turbo
Hexer
Drift Tampa

>>182918212
>Phoenix
>Carbonizzare
>Virgo

if playing a female character, can you pick up male prostitutes? I was thinking about making a qt waifu and getting her spitroasted in a back alley.

>>182933596
no you can not and it upsets me

>>182933769
Can you pick up female prostitutes as a female?

>>182934074
yes.

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>>182933596
Imagine how humilating and awkward it would be seeing your pretty female character getting used and dominated by a male prostitute NPC.

what happens if someone destroys your import vehicle? do you just do it again next time around?

>>182934106
do the animations change? or does the game pretend you have a cock?

>>182935409
the latter

blame the lazy startup devs

>>182935487
so the hooker jerks off, rides and sucks the girl's "cock"? what?

>>182935631
Yup. They also hump each other's vaginas apparently.

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>>182935631
yep

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>>182933596
You can get your dick sucked as a female character by female hookers

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>>182934106
>>182935487
>>182935631
>GTA females are literally trannies

>>182935757
>>182935763
all female characters confirmed trans. it's 2017 after all.

What's the best offroad car for racing?

>>182936087
BF-400

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>>182928680
Turismo R

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Why use the advanced rifle over the mk2 ak or carbine?

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>>182935918
A trans with blue nipples and no genitals

sounds like an asari to me
It's almost like the female model was half assed or something

>>182936424
literally no reason to use the AR at all

>>182936424
No reason to use anything other than the MK2 carbine, it outclasses everything in every stat.

Is there a multiplier on bunker sales to the city?

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The game needs a performance wagon.

You already have forced older GTA classics into the game and the Rally Audi Quattro. Time for a wagon.

Porsche Panamera Sport Tourismo 2018, Cadillac CTS-V, etc.

Tailgater wagon could be a RS6. Schafter shooting brake = Mercedes CLS.

Atleast we got the Bestia GTS shooting brake Ferrari.

>>182936401
Thats horribly ugly im sorry you wasted your money.

>>182937574
Yes. x2.

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>>182937463
>>182937557

I've been running outta ammo of my mk2 mg. Gotta have a backup
. I've been putting the anti vehicle ammo on my ak and AP ammo on my carbine.

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I'm liking the new overtime rumble.

>>182935267
yeah, pretty much
ghost organization hides i/e vehicles by the way

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What motorcycle is closest to the Easy Rider motorcycle?

>>182937971
>using special ammo on any of the mk2 weapons except heavy sniper
why would you do this?

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>tfw play on console.
>Decided to make some quick cash.
>Two high level griefers on my tail as I'm selling my shit.

I knew the risks but still, why can't people ever jut fuck off?

>>182939425

The FMJ blows up cars faster and goes through bulletproof glass.

The HP kills people wearing armor faster.

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>>182937840
not identical enough

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any racers here? add: musclememory.exe

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>>182939727
at the expense of like 9500 extra rounds of the best in class that you could be using on players/npcs alike dooooyyy

just use a rocket launcher or something if you want to get rid of an armored car, usually infinitely cheaper and/or more convenient

>>182940391

Money isn't an issue with me.

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>>182940551
okay but maybe efficacy is

nearly all the mkii weapons (excluding the pistol/assault rifle) are the best of their kind. you're falling for all the gimmicks when you should only be buying into one. if you use the fmj/ap/etc. you get a small damage bonus and all but if you use the regular rounds you're using the best weapons for longer. no need to go back to the moc every time you play, right?

I guess it comes down to having the best guns for a shorter period of time.

Then when you run out of their ammo, you switch to the second best.

I'd rather have max damage initially, than a sustained good damage.

>>182940115
i wasnt tryna make the racecar version.

>>182939352
Daemon Custom but it's still far from similar

I CANT FIND A FUTO ANYWHERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>182942258
>futo
just look around the simeons car dealership

>>182943734
will give it try

>>182942258
Set your spawn to Last Location and change sessions repeatedly or hop in and out of Invite Only sessions to refresh the car spawns. Stay around southeast LS.

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does the game slow down the more you switch sessions/join jobs?

>>182936401
Yeah that actually hurts to look at. Try again.

Haven't played GTA Online in a long time and there seems to be a lot of new expensive stuff available.
Are there still people on pc that randomly spawn money bags on you to earn some quick sheckels or is that gone since R* started cracking down on mods?

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Why is the assault rifle shit even when upgraded?

>>182945726
there are people out there with money hax but most are reluctant to give you money since they don't want to get banned. even if you do find someone who will give you $ I don't recommend taking it because there is a possibility of you getting banned.

The way I got money was from a hack i installed myself that allowed you to instantly give yourself ~90M at the push of a button, only did it twice within a couple days a 3-4 months ago and I've yet to get b&. my advice to you is to find a hack that lets you do that and get your money that way, however be aware that it is possible to get b&. the hack program i used and knew of at the time are no longer available, maybe some other anon knows of some that work right now

>>182946871
I've found some stuff that might work, but I have to look into it a bit more first. I'd only use it once to get some of the new stuff.

I don't really care if I do get banned though since I never played online all that much anyway. I'm good as long as I can still play singleplayer.

>>182947157
>I've found some stuff that might work
mind sharing what you've found exactly?

>>182918212

>1. First vehicle?
Karin Sultan.

>2. First purchased vehicle?
Karin Rebel, before the trophy truck became a thing.

>3. Current favourite?
Karin Sultan RS.

>>182918212
>1. First vehicle?
Sabre Turbo

>2. First purchased vehicle?
Bati 801

>3. Current favourite?
Cheetah Classic

Viva is based! Based!

>>182950323

out

>>182946696
what do you mean? it gets the highest damage of all the assault rifles in its mk ii form.

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What other GTA characters need to be added on this Political Compass? Are the positions of the already-placed GTA characters fine or do some of them need adjusting?

>>182950863
Victor & Lance Vance

>>182951507
where?

I'm thinking that since both of them are pro-business and pro-empire, they belong on Authoritarian Right.

>>182950807
It might has the highest damage per bullet, but is easily outperformed by the higher ROF rifles.

>>182951614
sounds good but maybe put victor closer to the left

>>182950863
Why are Ryder and Lamar lib left? Because they smoke weed?

>>182952751
Ryder hates the government and the police and doesn't want to do anything other than smoke and drink.

Lamar, despite being in a gang, wants nothing but peace between the families and hates the police.

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>tfw you get bullied by DOGZ and IGN because of GTAG tag

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>>182952124
is this good or do they need to be adjusted slightly?

>>182952912
They were both into that entrepreneur businessman stuff so I'd say they're libertarian right

>>182953063
I disagree about Lamar being libertarian right because he doesn't want to profit off other peoples' expenses, but I can make him a milder lib left.

As for Ryder, I guess I can put him a tiny bit ahead and lower than CJ.

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>>182953235
You've confused the terms Libertarian and lib left.. lib left are the ones profiting at the expense of others, and they have been for decades. The entire concept of a left-wing government involves redistribution of wealth instead of leaving folks to their own devices as they would in a Libertarian arrangement.

As in.. you MUST have others profiting off the work of others to have a left-wing government.
Kill yourself commie faggot

>>182953837
>profiting at the expense of others
>profiting off the work of others

That's capitalism brainlet

>>182953837
you have no idea what you're talking about.

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>>182954049
Post your screenshots from cutscenes.
"Gee, I have to stop hanging out with these psychos and trannies.

>>182953837
haha, you're not only a whiny cunt, you're also delusional and pretentious retard. You have to be a fucking idiot if you unironically believe that socialists are profiting off you instead of the corporations you slave to.

Chug on a bottle of bleach, autismo.

>>182953016
looking good anon

>>182954139
what type of autistic manchildren do you play with?

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>>182954139

>>182954424
Randoms.

>>182954559
New pepe?

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>>182954082
>>182954130
>>182954194
>bernie voting cucks

>>182950863
I'd say Niko is completely off. Is that just because he's from Eastern Europe? I think if he'd be more right of center since he came seeking opportunity and freedom

Did anyone else see the offer for 200,000 for subscribing? Did anyone receive their free money yet? What is the best way to accrue monies before you have I/E or a bunker? All I have is a clubhouse and an office, trying to move on up in the world

>>182955479
not him, but I remember niko's character changing overtime. he was not the same person from when you first started.

The Tyrus is so sexy

Shame you can't take the racing shit off it though

>>182955575
Maybe. It's been a while since I played IV. In fact I'm reinstalling it now.

>>182955479
Niko hates capitalism though, he constantly mocks it and how shallow the people who support it are. Even then, he doesn't criticize the government that much and thinks that it's essential, so that's why I placed him far left on the economic scale but not high on the authoritarian scale.

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Hey, you! Post 'em.
>Favorite Weapon
>Favorite Vehicle
>Specialty
>Favorite Radio Station

>>182954082
>allowing others to live "for free"
>at the expense of the "working man"

that's socialism, communism, and left-wing politics in general, qtpi

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>>182955597
Oh, but you can.

>>182955695
>Assault Shotgun
>Grotti Stinger Topless
>Dying horribly in explosions
>Rock radio

>>182955778
the GP1 performs and drives like shit, though, it's only worth it for the customization option if you have nothing else to spend your money on.

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>>182955695
>>182955809
>anyone not picking fly lo as their favorite station

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>>182955695
>Favorite Weapon
Heavy Sniper
>Favorite Vehicle
Voltic of Bifta
>Specialty
Heist master
>Favorite Radio Station
Worldwide or Non Stop Pop

>>182955507
Anyone?

>>182956112
Haven't signed up for the 200k. Best way to make cash is replaying Pacific and cheesing it with people who know what they're doing

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>>182955869
>picking fly lo as your favorite station

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>>182955835
Performs objectively better than the Tyrus

maybe your nigger driving is the problem?

>>182939352
The Hexer

>>182956413
>muh subjectivity is objectivity!!!!!

The GP1 is literally the worst performing supercar in the supercar class and the Tyrus has it beat, so if anything, you're the nigger here for being so fucking retarded.

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I like to imagine that i'm screwing over an entire city by creating this massive traffic jam.

>>182955695

>Combat MG Mk. II
>Oppressor
>Gunning and snappy fashion sense
>Self radio

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>>182956602

>>182955695
>Pistol Mk. II
>Virgo
>Guy who knows what he's doing
>Radio Mirror Park

>>182955695
>Special Carbine
>Pegassi Monroe
>Flying and constantly being run over by NPCs
>Los Santos Rock Radio

>>182918212

First was a Sabre I got day 1 on deadgen
First purchase was a Carbonaizzare
And my current favourite is my FMJ or my Nero. Not usually a Super fag, but I like them.

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>>182956602
>>182956413
>>182956795

>>182944815
I think the longer you play in general, game has an issue with something like memory leak or caching

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>>182957096
>a thorough and unbiased testing methodology was not found

YT-cucks are embarrassing

>>182957197
>my car lost. time to claim fake news

>>182956846
Hey, you seem like a guy who knows what he's doing. Would you like to join us for Heists?

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>>182957249
If you think those videos are about anything other than views, I have bad news for you, my boy

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>>182957197
>>182957350
>anything that doesn't appeal to my narrow-minded view of the world is biased and fake!!!

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>>182955695
>Combat LMG Mk2
>Duna FAV or Casco
>Session challenges
>Self Radio or Non Stop Pop

>>182956846
How do I get the most out of the pistol mk2? When first upgraded its still outperformed by the Heavy Pistol on paper, what attachments etc make it better?

>>182955695

>Combat Pistol
>Dukes
>Evasive Driving
>Los Santos Rock Radio

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>>182957632
my nigga

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>>182957249
>>182957412
>shitty image macros are evidence

>>182955695
>Heavy Sniper Mk. II
>TT
>None
>Worldwide FM

>>182955695
>Favorite Weapon
Assault Rifle
>Favorite Vehicle
Rumpo Custom/Contender
>Specialty
Transportation
>Favorite Radio Station
Self Radio. Lots of Hotline Miami 1/2 songs and similar music.

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>an overtime rumble map in the shape of a six pointed star

>>182957478
Compensator, Ext. mags and a holo sight (as cringey as that fucking thing is). Turn on Free Aim - Assisted and practice going for headshots by flicking upwards toward the head. And don't hold down the trigger, just tap fire it. It's definitely not a PvP weapon, but it's pretty fun to use in PvE scenarios.

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>>182957280
get fucked, puerto rican cho cha

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>>182959379
sounds like a rough road to redemption if you have to do all that shit

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>>182959379
>he thinks holo sights on pistols are cringey
you, sir, are an absolute retard

>>182959379
>can't quick suicide with the mk2 pistol
>character uses cyanide pill instead

The sole reason why I reverted to the default pistol.

speaking of mk. ii setups, has anyone tried suppressing their heavy sniper? feels kinda comfy.

>>182960143
I'd prefer the Heavy Pistol without it too

>>182960702
Doesn't lower the damage at all either so it's the best choice

im lvl 30, and have no apartment, and only have 250k in the bank
what's the best way for me to make a decent amount of money

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>>182960143
>wanting disgusting, unnecessary, 'tacti-cool' shit on your sidearm when your Carbine Mk. II already has it
The only thing you should be fucking upset about is not being able to put a laser sight on the Pistol Mk. II
>>182959889
I got bored and tried it out. Besides, pistols are flat-out fucking useless now and the only way to make them somewhat viable again is to give us some fucking dual-wielding! But that's like asking to be euthanized when you've lost all of your limbs. The doctor knows you want to die, everybody else knows you want to die but he still won't fucking do it
Not unless Take-Two forces us to pay Lamar $10,000,000 to teach us how to hold two handguns at the same time

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>>182961627
>tfw we almost had it

>>182961551
Did you go to flight school yet?

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>>182962143
There's always Gunrunning Part 2, r-r-right g-guys...?

>>182962678
after the third part of three gotten gains.

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>Dude, I can't believe you think Broughy's testing is legit
Do you have an alternative that isn't anecdotal?
>ENJOY SUCKING YT's COCK

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>>182964607
>Tryharding is a style of play for top tier GTA players
>top
>tier
>GTA
>players

i fucking hate what esports have done to gaming

>>182964607
This game has the most brain dead fuckboy playerbase of any game I have ever played. 9/10 players in public lobbies are snapback wearing bapelords, there's so fucking many of them

just started Piracy Prevention and two low-level fuckboys are driving from the opposite side of the map towards my yacht by Chumash.

I'm currently on the yacht and inside a Hydra, should I continue griefing them after Piracy Prevention finished?

>click "play online"
>start stopwatch
>game loads
>4:59
god damn it rockstar, why does it have to take so fucking long?

>>182957872
broughy has on several occasions offered his testing method and asked other people to do their own testing. His times are based on best of 10 laps and autistic frame counting.

What evidence do you have to support your claims? It just "feels" faster?

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>ITT: commies
still no nightshark or customizable insurgent pickup
I'm going back to spore

>>182968067
>he legitimately voted to get fucked in the ass

Idiocracy was just supposed to be a satire

>>182966793
No

Requesting an invite to GTAG PC

Username N0bo30

That's - November Zero Bravo Oscar Three Zero

>>182968847
>commies are still this mad and cannot do anything about it
you have to go back

>>182969695
>cannot do anything about it

yeah okay sure

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>>182968902
oh well, I already had my fun during the prevention and I got bored after the 10th or so time I killed each of them, they didn't even bother to fight back or fire a single stinger at me.

>>182970116
screaming/crying/kicking trash cans =/= doing something

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>only thing anyone ever uses in free roam is heavy sniper and minigun
>shit on people relentlessly in game modes where these items arent available to use

>>182955695
Combat MG mk II
Drift Tampa
Doing the shitter shuffle
Radio mirror park

>Overtime Rumble locked in first person

holy shit this is both terrifying and so much fun, the only way it should be played

What's GTAG's reaction upon infuriating a shitter and getting targeted?

I shot down a jetfriend trying to grief another players car sell mission, next thing I know i'm getting spawncamped by explosive rounds and rockets. I should of passive'd instead of feeding their k/d but I feel like that's conceding defeat.

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>>182970685

>>182918212
Oracle
Oracle
Tailgater

>/v/ talking about gta6
they don't even fucking play this game. why do they want another one?

>>182918212
F620
Comet
811

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>>182955695
>SMG MkII with Incendiary bullets
>FCR 1000 standard version
>Motorcycle tricks and providing emotional support and life advice to fellow GTAGs
>West Coast Classics (barring Self Radio)

>>182942258
There's 3 in my garage.

>>182944815
I've noticed it slow down the busier a session gets. Also try turning off your vsync then back on, sometimes fixes some odd stuttering I get. AMD card.

>>182955695
My chakras
Unicorns
Hommmmmmmm
Ray diangelo Harris.

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>>182955695
>Advanced Rifle
>Seven-70 right now
>Racing
>Radio Mirror Park/Non-stop Pop

>>182972314
hide and call everything, merryweather, bounties, muggers

>>182972314
Don't start fights you can't finish, boyo.

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smells like shitters

>>182972417
>it wont do anything

we'll see about that

>>182972314
I always just go passive after getting one cheap kill on them and then watch them get really buttmad about it. Also come back later and do it again when they get bored and leave or see another victim.

Fight fire with fire

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>>182976303
eric clanton fared well

>>182976691
Yeah you have to do some jail time, so what.

keep hiding on the internet so you don't get assaulted in public

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>>182976976

I just got steam for the first time

Are there any groups I should join in general? Any sekret 4chin groups since I have 0 friends atm

>>182977392
>shit taste in politice
>shit taste in guns

why am I not surprised

>>182977498
the only people who want communism are too ugly or stupid to compete in a meritocracy, so they blame all their shortcomings on others
it's ok, you'll grow up someday

am I the only one that doesn't slap every attachment I can find onto my guns? I prefer my shit to look nice

>>182977660
The united states is basically a socialist country nowadays you mongoloid.

You have literally no idea what communism actually is.

>>182918212
1. F620
2. Cheetah
3. Osiris

>>182977392
>posting your gun on a Laotian rock juggling forum to threaten a guy you politically disagree with

holy shit, you actually managed to be more autistic than that nose-blooded spic Viva.

>looks like someone found out how to leave /pol/ long enough to shitpost on another board.

>>182977812
>basically a socialist country

You have literally no idea what socialism actually is. The workers do not control the means of production, you pedantic autist. Maybe you should read up on your own supposed ideology.

>looks like someone stopped kicking over trash cans in a vain attempt to enact socialist policies to enjoy the fruits on capitalism via the internet and all associated corporations that make the magic happen

>>182978014
Yeah those companies sure aren't controlled by a government of and for the people.

It's completely unregulated and free

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both commies and altrighters are retarded tbhqfam

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>>182978541
>mental gymnastics
government exerting authority over some aspects of massive corporations does not equivocate to workers owning the means of production
good try though

>>182978737
Democratic control of the means of production is one of the hallmarks of socialism.

good try though

>>182978318
>>a concept created by /pol/tards
you've never been to 4+4 have you newfag?
>>being any different than /pol/
>nazis and commies are exactly the same
???

>>182978821
>still trying
but true communism will never be achieved

can we talk about GTA now

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>>182979389
Hey - excuso me, José, yoy soy El Grando Smokio, and I want that grass.

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>>182918212
1. Oracle XS from the tutorial I think
2. Sandking XL
3. Cheetah Classic

Also how long does it take to upload to social club from the in game gallery

>>182955695
Mini Uzi SMG
Same as above
Obedience
Wave FM

Submersible car when?

>>182979814
Also forgive me for that stripe, I haven't unlocked crew secondary so the other blacks don't match

>>182979389
Sure, anyone else noticed the posts on r/gtaonline going downhill? It was really good there for a while, now everyone just asks what to spend money on.

>>182979848
there's literally nothing in the ocean, faggot, it's only good if it's a SP vehicle, but we all know how jewey Rockstar became once Online came up.

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>running pac standard
>heist member teamkilling after setups
>enoughisenough.png

>>182980050
It's cause there's no H Y P E anymore since gunrunning has already released

>>182979526
DUDE
4LOKO
LMAO

>>182980143
I just want a car that transitions from driving on land to driving on/under water as simple as driving/flying with the oppressor is.

It'd be more fun potential.

>tripfags asking if we've seen the latest reddit horseshit
>isn't based
Dude, if you are not in GTAG why do you come here besides attention whoring?

should I buy a vagner?

>>182980050
people in there are calling it out, but if you ask me, it's r/GrandTheftAutoV that's going down in quality.

Before, r/gtaonline was fanboy-central while r/GrandTheftAutoV had a balanced mix between critics and fanboys, but they've totally switched up their users since Gunrunning and the whole anti-modding fiasco took place last month.

Now any time you try to criticize Online on r/GrandTheftAutoV, the downvotes and the defense league are coming. If you do the same thing in r/gtaonline, you're getting upvotes and people agreeing with you while the underage shitters reveal themselves in the bottom of the comment section with two digit negatives.

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>people in this general use reddit

>>182980696
Not if you're short on money

>>182980919
>le "reddit is bad" maymay

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>>182980997
>he thinks its a meme

>>182980696
I'm really liking it, but I'm a Dewbauchee fan boy so.

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>>182955695
>Special Carbine on foot, Compact Rifle on bike
>BF400
>Freebiking and deleting shitters
>Any station that has a song I like

>>182980919
eh, it's a "Know your enemy" type of thing for me.

>>182971346
It's great on the mode where there's water and just a narrow line to score on

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>>182980997
reddit IS bad, its userbase are about as toxic as 4chan's yet they hypocritically claim to be better.

>>182980919
like the other anon said, it's a "know your enemy" type of thing so that I can understand their mentality and witness some of their cringey shit.

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>guy triples his speed whenever I'm in his slipstream in a race so I hit such a warp speed I fling forward at 600mph and explode
>tries to tell me he isn't cheating

it's crashing on PC again, wtf?

anyone have a hearse on pc? can't seem to get it to spawn on its own anymore

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>old gen
>street racing with other players in a Coquette during night time
>Soulwax FM playing on the radio as we all weave between corners and traffic without playing bumper karts

I'll never experience those times again.

>>182980147
>Ballcap picks up the pocket change then strolls away

Perfect.

>>182981729
>conveniently cropping out vote percentages
it's clear people didn't like that post

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>>182981119
>he falls for the meme

>>182982548
that's not my screencap though, it's someone else's and I chose to save it as it perfectly captures the reddit fanbase in a nutshell.

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>>182918212
1. Karin Sultan
2. Coil Voltic not counting the free Elegy
3. I'm torn between the Rocket Voltic and Pegassi Vortex

Also pic related for honorable mention

>>182982943
>pegassi vortex

literally the most boring and overpriced bike in existence, and instead of bringing back the hoverboat thing that everyone loved in San Andreas, they instead slap that name on a bike everyone forgot about.

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>>182982690
since you choose to be ignorant then, here are the vote percentages of that post. zero points is the lower limit that it'll display, with 24% votes and OP having had applied 1 vote by default, practically everyone downvoted the post. this post clearly isn't an accurate representation of the userbase.

>>182918212
Gauntlet
Akuma
Tropos

>>182955695
Advanced Rifle
Tropos
Shitposting in chat
Self Radio

>>182961247
wrong

supressor with stock ammo is just a regular heavy rifle

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>>182983108
>most boring
>one of the most customizable bikes barring Benny's bikes

Leave my best girl alone you poor irishman, you're just jealous of her slick tires

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>>182982690
>>182983194
and here are the responses to the post

>>182983194
please, this exact same type of post has been circulating countlessly on r/gtaonline every since Finance & Felony existed.

Everytime someone complained about shitters popping out of passive to destroy their crates for shitty pay, there will ALWAYS be a defensive fanboy on r/gtaonline making a post telling them to "stop whining" all while getting over 80% upvotes.

>>182983546
[citation needed]

>>182983502

if you arent writing it like a 1980s wrestling promo you're doing it wrong

>>182983454
>Red-on-black
>Alium headlights
>It's Lit
You may have a great bike, but you also have shit style.

I'm putting together race playlists of ~6-8 races for a race night + car meet for GTAG.

Is there any interest in getting a bunch of GTAGers together in a crew only lobby to show off your favorite cars and customizations, then lobby together for races in a non-shitter environment. No slipstream, no catchup, no destroy last place, no simpleton races. Real quality user created races, circuit, stunt, rally, off road, and hybrid. Large lobbies on tight tracks set to non-contact, smaller lobbies on spacious tracks set to standard or GTA.

I am still testing tracks for playlists, so far I have 18 circuit races, 3 stunt tracks, 1 off road, 1 rally, and 1 hybrid (rally/circuit dual track).

I'd like to get some (You)s if people are interested and, even more so, some suggested user created races.

My plan is to do playlists of 7 races. Going Circuit, Stunt, Circuit, Rally/Offroad/Unusual, Circuit, Stunt, Circuit.

>>182983673
It's actually harbor blue, it just doesnt look right in that lighting.

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>>182983617
here's a recent one made by a rockstar shill, faggot.

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>>182984121
not over 80%, try again

>>182983872
I'd love that even tho my cars aren't the greatest and I'm bad at racing, but I'm xbone

>>182983872
I am interested. Let me get home and I will have some track suggestions for you. My first suggestion is that if you set up a playlist, make the last race a "fun" one because we will have been racing for over an hour at that point.

>>182983673
>>it's lit
Honestly if you could put neon glow on any bike, the vortex would be worthless.

>>182918212
>1. First vehicle?
Felon
>2. First purchased vehicle?
Monroe
>3. Current favourite?
Buccaneer

>>182984701
I plan on making several playlists, and doing more than one car meet + race night, if the first one's a success.

I've got a couple anchor races already, and I can slap 1 more on the end. But right now most all of them I'm testing are serious races. The ones I'm choosing for playlists however, are real treats.

Such as -> https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/pc/jobs/job/uI5pV4KgwkeROKPLHHZx_A

>>182983872
I'm shit at racing in general, but I'd be down, sounds like it could be comfy.

>>182976976
>Agree with me or I'll assault you!

Literal nigger.

>>182983872
sounds like a good time but i'm not in the crew and also pretty mediocre at racing

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>>182983673
What's wrong with It's Lit?

>>182987110
>all those clashing colors just to match with his shitty jacket

>>182987303
>clashing
you don't know what that means

>>182918212
Ocelot XS stolen from the highway
Hotknife
Nightshark (lol)

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>>182983454
>>182987110
I really like how the Vortex looks, but performance wise it really just feels like a slightly less fun version of the Bati 801 or FCR 1000

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>>182987670
>Hotknife
you are a good negroid of mine

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>>182987303
>clashing colors

>>182910274
fuck you

>>182988720
It seemed like a good car for the value at the time

>>182983872 I'd be interested. Sounds comfy. Are we doing this on PS4?

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>>182987678
It's still pretty damn nimble. I wish it was possible to color the stock wheels though, I love the slick tires.

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>>182989098
>console

>>182989067
yep, I really liked it
shame that after all of the acceleration upgrades it became pretty much impossible to drive
maybe I should downgrade it?

>>182989386
Maybe you should learn how to drive.

>>182975928
Does that even work

Are incendiary rounds any good or more for shits and giggles?

>>182989534
yeah, I'm sure it's my fault
with all those other people using it ...

>>182989330
gta is a console game

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>Nobody drives the only good supercar anymore

what gives?

>>182983872
Sounds fun.

>>182989747
Most people don't even know it exists and just drive whatever the newest super is. Stop being a bitch nigga and learn to handle it at full power, make other players wonder what fucking car it is instead of puttering around like a grandpa.

>>182989834
They fucked up the front of the car

>>182989834
I would drive it if I could remove the fucking ugly front splitter, and if putting a spoiler on it didn't remove the rad bar of brake lights.

Rockstar customization really fucking sucks.

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What kind of dog is Chop? He looks like a bull/pit mix

>>182983381
Suppressor on the MK II doesn't affect damage at all

>>182990593
He's a Rottweiler

>>182989964
eh, you may have a point
truth to be told since I got my Z-type my love for Hotkinfe have waned quite a bit

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>Buy Rat-Truck
>Hot rod it up
>No license plate options
>Go to iFruit app
>Have to pay 100k for a black plate because I have to pick some faggy custom text to go on it
>Turn game on today
>Modern plate is back on it but with the custom text

>>182990593
He's a good dog