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Justice will be done Edition

What's new?

>Stukov - Starcraft Support; Now LIVE
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20886131/
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/stukov/
https://youtu.be/KBBUVUmzxKk

>Sun's Out, Guns Out Summer Event and Sweepstakes; Now LIVE
>New summer themed skins, mounts, and sprays
>Event ends the week of July 24th
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20838724/
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20852963/
https://youtu.be/mAolE6W_l9I
https://youtu.be/2RNtPcvCf8Q

>Heroes of the Storm 2.0
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20695700/
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/

>For New Players
>Welcome to Heroes of the Storm
https://youtu.be/wPk004vsjuE
>Official Community Resources, Guides, and Tips
>Talent Calculators, Statistics, Youtubers, and more
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/guides-resources/
>Tier lists are effective guidance tools, but should never be blindly followed
http://www.heroescounters.com/map
http://www.robogrub.com/tierlist
http://www.tentonhammer.com/articles/heroes-of-the-storm-tier-list

>Current Weekly Sale
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20881852/
>Current Weekly Brawl
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20904307/
>Current Patch Notes
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20888403/

>Where can I find fellow GM players stuck in gold because me bunga team?
"/join /vg/" in game chat

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Why are Novafags such trolls?
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Reminder best waifu is very tired
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>>182891491
First for panda
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xth for spoilered lewds
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>i ask why isnt Chromie picked in comp
>shortstack gets picked up
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>>182892280
She's picked on Towers and Tomb all the time in pro games
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>>182892280
She gets picked in comp in tomb, towers and braxis all the time.
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>>182892389
>>182892362
Yea yea i bit my tongue there...

You fellas think Stukov will get picked in comp?
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>Me: So...we should avoid teamfights.
>Xul: Agreed.
And things somehow went better than expected.
Double wave is so good in this map where there are so many walls I can jump through.
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>Sylvanas gets mad at us for pushing with her saying "you guys draw more attention let me split push xD"
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>>182892850
Need a drawfag to edit this to be Li Ming
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Where the FUCK is Maiev????
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>>182893195
hopefully stuck in outland getting raped by a felbeast
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post cutes!
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>>182893393
Illidan pls
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>>182893429
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Do you like Hanamura yet? I got to admit, I don't mind it as much as I did at first
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What's the verdict on Lunara? Should I buy her?

<-- found this on reddit
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>>182893507
no lilis allowed
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>>182893585
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>>182893429
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>>182893585
That's called Stockholm Syndrome.
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>>182893585
no, fuck that map it was a mistake that never should've made live

>it's growing on me
see>>182893847
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>>182893585
I like it less now
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Friend thinks Tracer is op while thinking she hard counters Genji. No matter how many things I list that Genji does better then her. He still is convinced that isn't the case despite always getting shit on by Genji or any form of cc.
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Remember to buy Cho'Gall for 350 gems while he is still on sale. He's the most fun hero in the game
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>>182894154
>He didn't get Cho'Gall for free
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>>182892850
if you needlessly abandon the objective or your role in the team to help sylvana push or capture camps, then you're an idiot
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>>182891491
Will items be added later in the game?
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>>182892593
Hard to say. I feel like his really powerful kill switch combos are sometimes less about skill with the pop, and more about circumstance for timers lining up (like the popping one slow virus to reduce the cooldown).

I think he'll just be really inconsistent, and have to be built around, but could be really powerful. So, maybe a like a less flexible Auriel?
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>>182894154
>Two events to get Cho'gall for free
>People still don't own him

I really don't understand how that is even possible?
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>>182894154
Cho Gall is a liability in ranked unless you can somehow draft him with Auriel AND be in a map where split pushing won't snowball you AND not be countered by any kind of CC heavy, Giant Killer, Tychus/Leoric
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>>182893710
anime is good though
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>>182894629
>2.0 brought in a lot of players
>how can people not have shit from old events!?
Are you perhaps mentally challenged?
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>>182894520
No. Items are functionally replaced with talents, so that each character has a specified progression and design space.

If you want everyone in the game to have a blink, and access to the same pool of overcomplicated actives, play DotA. No shame in it. There's only shame if you play LoL.
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>>182893652
>ponyfucker
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>>182894836
big problem of chogall is that he gets countered by way too many heroes.
malth was just the killing blow
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>>182894520
no probably not

they tried to add a grindy pay-to-win system similar to League's runes at one point but Blizzard's playerbase is somehow not as cucked as Riot's and they complained until it got removed
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>>182894845
Is Varian and underage Johanna anime HOTS related?
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>>182894965
Yeah. The only way Cho'Gall would have worked as a design (IE, robbing your team of a body) is if he had some sort of global to get around the map quickly.
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>>182892213
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>>182893602
She's very passive. There are other assassins who help the team out more. Try Genji instead.
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>>182895257
On the other hand, having a 2-man global would probably be too strong. A hero anywhere on the map could suddenly find themself getting gangbanged by Cho + Gall, you could change 1v2 ganks into 3v2 turnarounds, you could even go full meme and draft them alongside more global heroes so you get a 3-man global gank squad

It might be neat if there was a talent to have the Eye of Kilrogg soak xp.
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>Raynor's trait is +1 vision range
>he can also talent Scouting Drone
>highest vision in the game at level 1
Nerf when?
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>>182895649
Make it interruptable by damage (unlike other Z globals) and give it an 80 second cooldown. Just something so that he can have presence on the map, then get to the teamfight when you're needed. Better, if you want, make it conditional like Dehaka, except you have to portal to a friendly structure and lower the cooldown/don't make it interruptable
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>>182894836
That makes me remember a ranked game on Braxis Holdout, me and a random guy went Cho'gall and we did not have Auriel as our support. The enemy team had Diablo, Butcher and Leoric

We won that game
>>182894965
>big problem of chogall is that he gets countered by way too many heroes.

>Leoric
>Buther
>Tychus
>Malth
>Greymane
Am I missing anyone?
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>always last to participate in team fights
>only kills players at 50% health or less
>never uses the basic attack
>always complaining in chat
>only cares about kill/death ratio

Who is it?
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>>182896024
Any hard CC fucks him over pretty hard. Stuns, silences. Blinds aren't so bad.
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>>182895935
Raynor has completely dominated the meta for 2 years without a single major change to his kit, it's ridiculous. He's the best DPS Warrior in the game, and he has amazing wave clear and pushes better than any specialist, it's ridiculous.

Raynor seriously needs a nerf, but his kit may just be inherently broken and they may need to rework him completely.
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>>182896024
Raynor
Murky
Brightwing
Anubarak

semi related but does ChoGall count twice for hero quest stacks? like KT's convection
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>>182896196
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>have a bad time
>get tired of mirror matches in quick meme
>try draft mode
>genji always banned
>no matchmaking fucking you over with counter draft
>have a good time
at last i truly see
i dont want ranked points to fight over so this mode is perfect
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>>182894341
it was literally during the laning phase
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>>182896424
>Long queues
>Nobody knows how to draft
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>>182896032
you
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>>182896317
You don't think it's crazy that a hero can push down a fort while his team loses a 4v5 at the objective, and he can just rotate up and 1 man wipe the enemy team?
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>>182896024
Anything with a stun, anything with a silence..
Expecially stuns, since his health drops way too fast than it should.
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>>182896024
anub (plus muradin if you go for the haymaker meme) gets to take 2 heroes out of the fight and go win 5v3
zeratul too with VP
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>>182896196
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>>182892602
>quick match
>thinks he did well
Get a load of this kid.
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>>182896496
>15 seconds over quickmeme is long
>not politely suggesting what to ban and pick
people actually listen
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is gift of the xel'naga ever good? im conditioned to avoid friendly VPs and i can only see it being taken if the enemy keeps diving your backline where you can't safely VP them
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>>182894126
Just tell your friend Tracer is countered by AAs.
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>>182896196
raynor is the second best warrior imo, chromie beats him out:
>7 second invuln, longer than even varian gets
>huge aoe slow to peel for team
>2 second stun on a 9 second cooldown
>gets huge radius vision + reveal with global range from level 1
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>>182896664
>can't read
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>>182896882
I don't know why you'd take this over rewind.

Practice the combo in try mode for a bit maybe and then start instantly blowing up any hero with 4000 or less hp.
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>>182896287
Yes Chogall counts twice

Wait how does Murky counter Cho'gall?
>>182896563
>his health drops way too fast than it should.
Even with Cho's trait?
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>>182897121
>posting that
You are literally asking for a janitor to clean the thread up
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>mfw people still don't understand that this fucker can solo 90% of heroes just by spamming his Q
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>>182897121
That's a guy
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>>182897324
I saw a video with a lucio solokilling him
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>>182896024
we won with this weird ass team
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>>182897603
You had bribe, two supports and one of the best scaling heroes in the game against a team who's only real threat was malthael backed up by a weak support.

Of course you won, that's the sort of team cho'gall rips apart.
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>>182897483
k
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>>182894126
That's fucking hilarious, Genji not only hard counters her but is like 3 times as mobile.
That said Tracer is super fucking annoying to play against as a mage and it makes me real mad. Thankfully she's made out of wet tissue paper.
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>>182897864
source
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>>182897603
>Hanamura
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>>182897603
That was actually a good comp, and their lili was useless because none of you ever had to land a single aa
>>182897864
also sauce plz
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>>182893429
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>>182897320
Uther is such a cunt.
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>>182897948
>>182897953
>>182898065
open you're mouth anon https://hitomi.la/galleries/859380.html
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>>182896882
that's what i was thinking, i always take rewind
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>>182893429
>>182897121
>>182897864
You are degenerate scum.
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>>182898215
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>>182897953
cho does shitloads of AA damage though anon
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>>182896957
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>>182898458
>being a faggot
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>>182898521
>paki.png
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>>182898427
meant for >>182897229
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>>182898458
When Will Kael get a Christmas Elf skin so he can be Santa's little helper?

Kael + Stitches forever

Maybe a Sonya Miss Thicciss Clause
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>>182898413
>not exh
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>>182898762
not in my pc atm
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>>182898663
>asking stupid questions
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>>182898663
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>>182898721
i'd rather get disco kt desu senpai
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>>182897503
>Soul Rip does 75% more dmg to single targets
>more Wraith Strike hero dmg
>increased Soul Rip healing
>reduce Soul Rip's cooldown/mana cost

I don't believe that at all desu
Malthael's dps is ridiculous and his chase is also pretty incredible if you upgraded Wraith Strike's range at lvl 1
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>>182897503
A video of a retarded malthael feeding is pretty much irrelevant.
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>>182899257
yeah malth can 1v1 pretty well if he just gives up on his actual teamfight-winner role and takes all the 1v1 talents
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>>182899257
It's usually a pretty bad idea to go that route. You'd rather be applying your trait to everything and win the teamfight. That said, the increased soulrip healing goes pretty well with tormented souls.
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>>182898663
The first way is more lewd than if she wasn't wearing pants
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Reminder that is this the REAL Stukov, not the cartoonish version of Heroes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKQiccY1w5w
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>want to play a game
>nah better open booru
>want to play another game
>better open booru
>hm about that backlog
>did i check the booru yet
help me my dudes
anime tiddies are too strong
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>>182899203
2nd'd

I also Wouldn't mind Circus clown Stitches with Hankerchef hook chain, sqaky mallet and holding Physics driven balloons in his tiny arm.

Tiny Car Mount.

Also 4th of July Fireworks Chromie and baby New Year Murky
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>>182901857
alarak was gay all this time?!
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>>182901927
maybe he just doesn't like pubes
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>>182901294
Nova version when
>>182901927
Protoss dont have genitals...not really sure how they procreate actually.
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>>182895219
no, you dumbass
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>>182901969
That's what I said anon.
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>>182898762
https://exhentai.org/g/901964/ce6a033f3e/
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>>182902015
>not really sure how they procreate actually.
With great difficulty.
It's one of the reasons why they need all the xel'naga artifacts.
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>>182902537
I mean the last link had the title and artist so it was super easy to look up
but thanks
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classic NA clown fiesta
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>>182903378
NA is the best to watch because it's just like my qms
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>>182901021
>abathur is upset he's not able to weave as good as Duran
>wants to leave the swarm so he can learn
kek
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Do you have more fun in HOTS or OW ?
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>>182903782
hots after they deleted my homeboy hog
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>tfw playing Gul'Dan finally pulls you out of your qm loss streak

God he's so fucking good
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why do people play QM
isn't it infuriating as hell to lose because of picks with nothing to change that?
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>>182903782
hots by far, I despise so many of the awful design decisions in overwatch. 80% of the minds are fucking awful to play, especially 2cp which turns into an endless stallfest where you either don't kill Mercy and she flies out of spawn and rezzes, or you do kill her first but it doesn't matter cause the enemy stalled for 8 seconds so she flies out of spawn and rezzes everyone anyways.

There's also just obnoxious design choices like giving snipers wallhacks on a cooldown, I don't give a shit how viable those snipers are that will always be something I hate about the game and is just infuriating to play against.

Funnily enough the most frustrated I've gotten at hots has been versus Genji who's even more braindead easy here than in OW, because in OW you at least have characters who can match his mobility and go through his deflect
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>>182904058
picks in QM don't mean shit unless heavily countered ( which happens very rarely )
QM is all about personal skill level and it gets better the higher you climb
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>>182903782
>>182904085
oh and the OW meta sucks hard, there's two choices for team comps either dance around a chokepoint with reinhardts shield or go all in dive and they're both super boring to play but you will get your shit pushed in if you don't play them. The last 2 characters they've added over the course of like 8 months did nothing to change the meta either
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>>182903876
>the team is niggers and keep ignoring xp
>just go over and clean up waves in five seconds, go back to teamfight
>unlike specialists, you actually contribute to teamfights
Feels good man.
The only issue with him I have is that, while I do top damage often, there's a lot of AOE and it gets distributed among the enemy team. Can't really focus damage on one target like you can with Valla or Raynor.
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>>182903761
untenable to oppose
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>>182904130
lol wut
I'm talking about getting matched against certain heroes with your team just having no answer
something like no auto attacker/% dmg vs chogall or having no cc vs genji, illidan, tracer, etc. and you just get rolled over
or the opponent getting an insane synergy team by sheer luck
or your warrior being a bruiser and theirs being a proper meatshield tank
the list goes on

every time I get a game like that I hurry back to HL, at least there is someone tangible to blame if your team is at a severe disadvantage based on picks alone
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>>182904130

plat pleb here. can confirm.

apart from some weird matchups and people trying out new heroes, the skill level in qm can be pretty respectable. i think a lot of players just don't want to deal with the draft.
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>>182899152
The only correct answer. That or two pairs and leave her deer-midriff open.
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>>182903782
paladins is better than both

if only it wasnt a buggy piece of shit that dced me every other match
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>>182904851
>not playing bootleg Immortan Joe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl_p4m8tA_I
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>>182901021
He still acts mostly how you would expect though, just his arm isn't fucking giant
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>>182905106
at least paladins isn't a fucking phone game
is grover good yet
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>>182905106
>FPS phone game

why would you ever do this. Do most people in china not have a computer?
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>>182903782
HotS by a mile, I don't enjoy FPS games. I only played OW for maybe two months out of buyer's remorse.
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>>182905547
FPS game with no aim assist mind you.
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>>182905547
man blizzard need to step up their spray game
why cant we equip several at once and have a spray wheel?
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>teammate picks zul jin against arthas
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>>182905978
The real questuon is, why the fuck dont all new herors release with their own sprays and new banners. We have no new banners yet. Theres so many unrepresented factions still. Missing Diablo heroes, missing WoW races. Lile come on this is easy shit to bloat the chest pool more, but I want a banner that fits all my heroes.
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>>182906337
>implying zuljin is bad against anything but artanis
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>>182906623
zul is shit vs arthas
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>>182906704
why?
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>>182899257
It's unwise to go Die Alone in anything but QM. He needs to be in 3-5 people to be doing his job, not chasing kills 1v1, which is what die alone is for.
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>>182906704
>no gapecloser
>dodge-able root
>FREE stacks for zuljin
mmmmhhmmm
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>>182906895
>gapecloser
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>>182906935
you dont want me to post it
trust me
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>>182907131
Do it faggot
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>me unga Illidan
>unga deeps unga kills
>team bunga
>bunga team die much
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>>182906348
>Overwatch banners for their SPECIFIC HERO ONLY
>No UED banner
>No burning hells/high heavens banner
>No burning legion banner

blizzard
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>>182907329
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>playing abathur
>feel like i need to go shield build because my team keeps not having a healer
i just wanna shit mines
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Why do people complain about Overwaifu characters when ETC and Murky are literal memes characters?
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>>182906704
How, unless you are tenderly giving arthas a smooch while he Es he poses no threat to you as Zul'Jin. Just throw your axes at him, the only thing he can do is root and walk up to you, which he should lose an absolute fuckton of health for doing
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Is there any reason to pick Tracer over Genji?

He basically seems like a far more versatile Tracer.
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>>182908126
>mine build
baka nicca go shield and locust build, youll SHIT xp
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>>182908126
don't bother with shield build, yes you will have high numbers and beat some other actual supports in them but your healing is mostly irrelevant because it happens on such a slow period that you don't really offer anything to people in a fight.

>>182908201
tracer + tassadar is still strong as ever
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>>182908149
because they complain about mechanics and kits not heroes themselves
tho OW Disney design pisses me off with how it clashes with wow style
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>>182908126
mine build is also great in 0healer qm games

>enemy hero tries to rotate to objective
>runs over 3 mines on the way there
>50% hp
>has to abandon objective and go heal in base
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>>182907934
me knunga dat feel
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>>182908201
Only if theres a tass on you're team
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>>182906623
Trust me, I fucking love Zuljin. But I rarely play him, because he is very counter able. He also needs an Unter, Tass or Medvih to really shine.

TazDingo completes him but is easily thwarted, if the fight move away from him. I don't know why Guillotine is so bad. It's damage is so laughable for how hard it is to land and how low hp you need to be at.

I wish more heros had fun aoe shapes.
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>>182908201
Tracer's ult can allow her to burst tanks, Genjji would struggle against anything that isn't backline

Tracer pairs exceptionally well with a Tassadar or Abathur, Genji not so much

Tracer can harass stealthies with her level 1 reveal talent
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>>182908345
>>182908441
Why wouldn't Tass be even better with Genji?
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>>182908589
>guillotine damage, laughable
dude what that button just removes people if it lands
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>>182908589
have you not played him recently? They buffed Guillotine at all % health except at 1%, now it's like 500 AoE damage even if you're full, and easily reaches the thousands at like 20% lifeDefinitely the better choice if the enemy isn't diving you and forcing you to pop tazdingo

>>182908749
weak auto attacks, genji isn't going to be able to heal to full in the duration he has the shield like Tracer will
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>>182908749
Genji doesn't put in hella auto attacks like Tracer does. That's why she works well with him.
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>>182908589
>damage is laughable
I dunno, it can hit for pyroblast-level damage, especially if you take the meme spellpower talent at level 1
but the tiny aoe and long-ass delay makes it pretty shit without setup. You'll rely entirely on teammates until/unless you pick up the root at 20
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>>182908749
most of his poke damage is shurikens in your face, not AAs

a good tracer with shield becomes a nightmare
a good genji with shield is redundant
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>>182908749
the important part of tass shield is not the shield, it is the 90% lifesteal (75% lifesteal nowadays?)
tracer does lots of autoattack damage and so gets lots of healing from the lifesteal
genji is mostly spell damage
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>>182908926
arcanite axes is fuckin trash though
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>>182908926
>Theres like a .75 sec delay to the projectile landing
>But theres a .5 sec cast animation that can be interrupted that they never even tell you about, so something that shouldve been like Sulfuras Smash was infinitely worse
y tho
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>>182908589
Guillotine is pretty much 30 second cd chromie W now. I use it freely to poke, clear waves, finish off runners.
And while Zul shines with double support you can still out play people with smart positioning.
Thats what i like about him the most: no matter the situation you still have your AXE.
But if you are versus comp with 5 dodgers and blinds then its really painful experience i agree, thats why you dont 1st pick him in draft.
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>>182909225
>not going full spellpower/regen zul'jin

your memes are weak old man
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>>182909225
that's why i called it a meme
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>>182909320
i mean i do like troll's blood/forest medicine for the sake of never having to be at lower health than i feel like but twin cleave is just a mediocre button
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>>182909320
the regen talents are complete dogshit
even if i take all the spellpower talents I still go for Let the Killing Begin and Eye of Zul'jin
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>>182908374
mine build is hilarious
>QM spider tomb
>place like 7 mines next to turn-in
>enemy tracer walks over all of them and dies
>she does this two or three times
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Zul'jin

if the team isn't too bursty, build with aa in mind with tasdingo

If the team is super bursty and it is unsafe to be at low health, build twin axe and heals. guillotine and tasdingo are a toss up
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>>182909479
man the Let the killing begin is so good i dont know how they can buff other talents in that tier.
but 1 time Headhunter was actually useful - versus 3 stealth comp on a Cursed hollow when we had no other reveal
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>>182909796
guillotine sucks if it's unsafe to be at low health though
it's only good if you can get away with walking into a fight at half hp and tossing it on the first guy your tank stuns
>>
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>>182910212
that dehaka looks weird
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>>182895115
I'm thinking they will try to pull this again but this time you get to win some runes by chests
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>>182910306
have to disguise yourself if you want to sneak up on the prime puss and stick your tongue in her butt
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>>182909232
Axe can't be interrupted anymore. Even if the animation is cancelled the axe still lands.
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>>182910418
The patch that changed that also bugged it out so it does the minimum damage if it lands after you die (before that patch it would do max damage).

But the main problem with the cast animation isn't the chance of being interrupted, it's the fact that your tiny-aoe ultimate is hits 1.25 seconds after you press the button.
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pic obviously a given
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>>182910212
CUTE!
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>>182910686
>mfw Chromie literally has same damage ability as a standard
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>tfw cant stop playing heroes with global mounts

theyre so fucking GOOD!!!!
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>>182911061
>chromie's is actually longer range, bigger aoe, easier to land, and doesn't lock you into a 0.5s cast animation
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Why isn't hanamura deleted holy shit
>>
okay so like
is there ever any reason to take wrong place wrong time
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>>182911407
>if you're good at landing it
>if you plan on going full meme AP build
>if you plan on going net
>if you like to lose
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>>182911005
abathur, illidan, tracer, zeratul, valeera...
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>>182911667
>zera
>reddit
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>Be Tass
>90k damage
>Guldan has 45k damage
>Took Dark Archon at 20
>Archon for literally the rest of the entire game
>Our Slyv doesn't take mind control for Genji and blows every Silnce arrow because "It'll desrtoy varain"

NIGGA I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT VARIAN. Mind Control = 4 v 5 EVERY FIGHT vs Genji, just fucking take it!

Mindcontrol, mindcontrol, mindcontrol.

If there no Anub or anything, you suck and landing Black Arrows and their is a Genji, you TAKE FUCKING MIND CONTROL.
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>>182911863
>tass
>gul
>sylv
qm r-right?
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>>182911863
bungaposters out in full force this weekend
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>>182911847
edgiest assassin alongside malthael
also, easy as fuck
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>>182911863
Jesus dude what took you so long? I've been waiting all day to hear random Anon #539546's opinion on his latest QM match.
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>>182912317
>>182912469
It's always funny how people get triggered because someone posted about a QM game.
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>>182901021
Is this from SC2?

These character animations in these cutscenes look like they're from a Mass Effect game or something.
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>Best in game: Damage done.
>Best in game: Healing done.
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>Open up a chest
>Falstad announcer pack
>Open another chest a few days later
>Muradin announcer pack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM
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>>182912928
Blizzard is really good at cinematic shit.
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>join a Quickmeme game
>there's a Cho'Gall and an Auriel on the enemy team
>none of your team has %-based damage

What do?
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>>182905907
>implying you need one
It's a fucking touchscreen. You don't need aim assist when you can click on the head directly.

People were doing this in TF2 and Overwatch a while back with snipers. Don't know if Valve did anything but I hear Overwatch checks if you're trying to play on a tablet now.
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>>182913098
chogall announcer pack when

>>182913106
don't fight them, do something else instead
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>>182913104
That wasn't good at all which was my point

Just two people standing around with near wooden facial movement while the camera spazzes between the two while talking.

And Kerrigan's face seems like it's one step away from looking like a ^_^ anime face.
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>Blackheart's map is again on rotation

OH FUCK THIS

>Stay on the pirate
>The pirate
>STAY ON THE FUCKING PIRATE
>THE PIRATE YOU IMBECILES
>THE FUCKING PIRATE FORGET TOP AND MID GO TO THE FUCKING PIRATE THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO DO STOP THEM FROM DELIVERING AND DELIVER YOURS FOR FUCKS SAKES
>THERE'S NOTHING IMPORTANT AT TOP, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BUY RABADDONS CAP BY FARMING
>THE FUCKING PIRATE
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>tfw I finally got a speedo tychus skin

I can finally rest.
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>>182913518
>silenced
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>>182913518
LOOKS LIKE YOUR ENEMY IS

ALL

PAID

UP
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>>182912434
>zera
>easy
>zera
>edgy
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>>182912434
Zeratul might be reddit but NOT because he's edgy. He is the polar opposite of edgy.
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>>182893189
>Tfw you desecrate tyrandes sacred grove
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>>182913518
>BHB
>Entire team wipes fighting over top watchtower

WHY
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>>182913518
>Fighting at Captain Deathshrine instead of just getting mercs and coin camps for your own team's turn in while they're doing a turn-in

The first team to dedicate themselves to that shitty fight spot loses everytime.
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>>182913518
>me unga
>me kill pirate
>team bunga
>bunga team no kill pirate
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>teammate picks tyrande
>lose
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>>182916179
>Every map ever
>Fight for vision for literally no reason
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How do I git gud as Sylvanas? I've been pushing forts, running from assassins, helping in teamfights as I can, and pushing with the objective as I can, but I feel like I do jack all when playing her.
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>>182917156
>teammate picks
>lose
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>>182917251
>>182917156
>TEAM
>BUNGA
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>>182912434
>zera
>easy
>edgy
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>>182915691
Best elf after valeera
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>>182917424
I don't understand is some sort of spic meme?
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>>182917230
Stay on the out skirts of fight near people that can help peel off of you and just poop daggers at the enemy team. Don't force dark arrows, but provide any pressure you can. Remember that your TP isn't that good. Help finish off people but always keep in mind how easily you die.

Your main job at ten is getting a good ult off. If you land a good ult you've done your part and they should die.

If an objective fight turns sour go eat a fort unless someone that can come fuck you up is still alive. Go get a camp if it's too dangerous.

Slyv is good at increasing gains and damage control. On Braxxis for instance all your Zerg waves are better and you can poop lots of damage on enemy Zerg waves. If you wipe an enemy team and get a full Zerg waves, you will almost always take a barracks.

In team fights she is basically decent in the beginning with Silince arrow, Great at cleaning up, but pretty meh in the mid-fight.

Talent wise I think the decision between double wave and healing dagger is pretty important. Sometimes you just need that healing dagger.
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Anyone want to play Cho'Gall with me in quickmatch on US servers?

Cecil#1362
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>>182918037
cute burd
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>>182918037
>na
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does unranked let you choose the map? i'm tired of quick play giving me hanamura with an abathur or that god awful garden of shit map and there's no way i'm doing ranked in hots
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>>182919460
No, but you know the map before you draft allowing you the opportunity to build a team for it.
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>lv 10 vs lvl 1000
um blizz?
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>>182913106
Be everywhere they are not. They have committed 3 people to a single spot in their handholding adventure.

Auriel is weak as piss and cant do anything solo. So splitpush them to death, take camps and shit.

Auriel with Cho'gall is a horrid fucking meme, Rehgar is much better because he can actually do shit by himself while still providing great healing to cho'gall.
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>>182918037
A-anyone?
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>the year is 2017 and people still complain about the account level discrepancy between players, especially in unranked modes
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>>182920657
don't worry, he's a smurf and will kick your ass
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>>182906623

The instant Arthas gets on top of Zul'jin he is literally dead without serious outside intervention.
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Is Malth the easiest Assassin to play?

Strategy: Be near things.
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>>182921559
He was and did because QM Auriel didn't know who to hat and thought she should solo soak constantly

Was a shitshow
>>
>play all day to get up out of a rank bracket
>success
>play a little more
>uh-oh demotion game
>graphics card crashes during draft
>restart computer
>took me 60% of the way down into the bracket below

kill me
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>go qm
>cho'gall abathur no support meme
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>>182923132
MM treats Abathur as a support.

That's why triple specialist teams usually have an Abathur.
>>
Idea for Hybrid when its included, its a literal hybrid hero, swapping between Warrior and Support in a stance system
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>>182923217
i wish the player would have treated aba as a support instead of going nest build
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>>182913518
>teammates have 5 coins
>enemy team has 5 coins
>somehow 9 players have decided to start a retarded pointless teamfight over the turnin point
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>solo queue auriels
10000% worse than abathurs
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>>182917230
stop splitpushing as sylvanas.
she is fucking terrible at killing buildings solo, but fucking great at killing buildings as part of a 5-man push
when your team has an advantage (e.g. at least 1 enemy dead but 5 of you still alive), herd your 4 retards into walking down a lane and hitting a building while you stun it for them
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>>182923336
There is literally no reason to ever go Nest build on Abathur. You either go full shield with some choice symbiote talents, or you go full scarab splitpush.
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>>182923281
Just utility creep my shit up senpai.
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>map rotations still exist
>genji not nerfed to dust
>this shit writing

looks like the rest of summer is gonna keep on suckin
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>tell teammates that Medivh is almost done his quest
>dump my ult on him and try to burst him down but fail because of bad aim
>rest of the team shows up mid to help kill him while TLV tries to take back top
>Medivh dies a few more times and never gets past 10 stacks for the rest of the game
Teamwork is a beautiful thing.
On one hand, I feel bad for the Medivh. On the other hand, fuck the Medivh.
>>
Why do people here complain about Nova? I mean of course she's not Genji tier but as long as you don't plan on participating at HGC, every hero will work out in some way or another, and Nova is by far not the worst one out there.
On my travel through Diamond I met some Novas of which noone was really "useless piece of shit". It was completely the opposite, those Novas did some decent damage, roamed pretty well and picked up squishy targets. Also the ults were on point, all of them took Orbital Strike and used it when needed (even when Nova wasn't even there she still looked at map and helped with ult ontop of someone's CC to make it guaranteed.
Quickmeme is of couse not to be taken seriously (yeah I had some Novas there who prefer to stand AFK instead of helping) but overall in ranked I never saw Nova being gargabe.
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>>182925526
>On my travel through Diamond I met some Novas of which noone was really "useless piece of shit".
>all of them took Orbital Strike
This is how I know you're lying.
Pub Novas always take Triple Tap like the useless pieces of shit they are.
>>
Unless if the enemy is blind or doesn't have any vision she makes the game a 5v4. Once caught she has no ability to run away while having no wave clear. All she will do is stand around waiting for someone to be low which most of the time they fuck it up anyways. Oh lets not forget the majority get triple tap. If they are so good they wouldn't pick nova in the first place.
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I think I can safely say I have never enjoyed a single match of brawl in my life.
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>>182925132
>Be kael
>19 Convection Stacks
>Get killed by Shadow Meme Tyrande

If only I had expected such retardation.
>>
>>182926738
I can't really enjoy them because everyone doesn't even bother to try to play the game. So any brawl mode that is long I hate. If its short its not so bad regardless if you win or lose.
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>>182926738
Bikini party was brawlkino
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>>182925526
Because GM players shit on nova for the fact that she doesn't bring enough power to objectives or to wave clearing, and her bribe is too weak to get consistent value out of unless the enemy team is playing stupidly. According to such players, those downsides require bringing enough hero damage that she can consistently destroy most non-tank characters without a sweat, and she doesn't.

So people tend to parrot those remarks.

You also have to remember that there are a lot of complaints this season, as the game has successfully brought in an influx of new players, so suddenly there's a load of people who have no idea how to appropriately play around Nova, or god forbid, Zeratul, and are getting absolutely destroyed by them and other special characters. This is only amplified by the fact that in plat, diamond, and even occasionally masters, there are people popping up who only have a handful of assassins and maybe a specialist or two at level 5 or above, so people who have no idea how to counterplay non-meta characters are on the rise as are people who can't fill, only creating more yelling and vitriol for sub-optimal picks.
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>>182926934
That was just Pudge wars though.
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>>182927118
I don't even know what that means.
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>>182927168
An old WC3 mode that was like Bikini party. The hook character on both sides of the cliff pulling each other back to the other side.

Fuck they even had the same hook speed. It was nice nostalgia for me.
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>>182927168
Pudge is a dota character who has the same kit as Stitches.
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>>182921894
>melee tank being on top of a ranged assassin

literally just walk away
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>>182927334
Pudge is basically if they remade Stitches into an Assassin.
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>>182927168
He's saying that doesn't count because Blizzard copied the concept from somewhere else.
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>>182925526
>Team screams about Nova being op and can carry
>Enemy team repeatedly sees her shimmers with no vision required
>She is forced to just watch from behind unable to do anything with no wave clear

Too often does this happen. When you pick Nova you are literately hoping the enemy team is retarded as you for picking Nova. I just ban her ass to save me the trouble of a loss. Only decent stealther is Zeratul.
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>>182925526
The Nova/Illidan/Hammer/Samuro Starter pack:

"Don't worry I'm good"
1st pick
Minimum 9 deaths before ten minutes.
Engage near Hard CC
"WOW Butcher/Arthas/Illidan/Lunara/Tassadar/Anub/ETC/Genji/Rexxar/Kael/Thrall etc, etc, etc is such BULLSHIT!"
Shitter Ult
Shitter Build
"Please ban heros that are bad for stealth! Instead of the god mode meta heros!"
"Please build the entire team around me!
"TEAM!?"
"I don't have any Healers"
"I don't have any warriors"
"This is my "main" hero"
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>>182927403
Given that Pudge in Dota is just a big fat melee creep, assassin is pretty generous.
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>>182927403
Don't worry once they bring in Roadhog we will have our Pudge. I can only imagine the amount of screaming the forums would have. At least you can't get blink dagger in this game.
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>>182927896
I doubt we'll get roadhog. HoTS only really needs one fatass hook guy.
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>>182927896
I'd be real surprised if Blizzard actually tries to import Roadhog into HotS when we already have Stitches. Roadhog is so obviously a Stitches/Pudge ripoff, it doesn't make sense that Blizzard would ruin their special snowflake character.
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>>182928054
>>182928264
At this point I can see almost every hero being brought in despite having similar kits they might be better then the original. Skins might be a thing but we blizzard has shown just because there is a skin of it doesn't mean they won't add that hero later.
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>>182924898
Someone explain to me why GoT is this big thing.
Fantasy is my absolute favorite genre, so I'm not some litfaggot that hates fun, but it's literally unreadable slop below AO3 tier.
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>>182927364
>hero with zero mobility walking away from Arthas
His slow is basically a root if you try to stutterstep it.
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>>182928481
It's socially acceptable softcore porn where the quantity of porn of the main characters drops over time.

Everybody gushes on about strong wimmin and good writing and shit but in the end, it's just a Spanish soap opera with tiddies. So all the normies and liberals think it's the best thing ever.
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>>182926738
Azmodunk was fucking amazing.
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>>182928583
I'm sorry but did Arthas suddenly get a gap closer? Because there is 0 reason for Zul'Jin to be near Arthas at any time, he's not Illidan where Arthas zones him out just by turning on E, if Arthas is just hovering around Zul'Jin he's going to get melted
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>>182928835
Arthas has a decent amount of range to root someone then fucks them hard once he is in range. People really underestimate him.
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>>182928481
Medieval fantasy and tiddies. And they had the show explode into unprecedented limelight with the Red Wedding, its been a long ass time since somethings created that much chatter on TV.

The show peaked there IMO. Its really slid away from what could make it good and instead tries way too hard to make all the characters flippant and witty, while dropping plot lines and whole characters in favor of more epic, wide panning army battles.

If even half of that 'leak' is right this new season is gonna be even worse than the last one, and that would be a feat.
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>>182896032
paki
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>>182927867
I feel like Pudge would literally eat most of the HotS cast alive if scaled up to their level. He'd be a Stitches with a faster and eventually longer hook (lets say it will reach its max possible range at 20, increasing every level, with the range being whatd itd be at lvl 4 + Aether + talents + Aghs) that did the damage of a Chromie Q when it lands, have Arthas' Remorseless Winter that does the damage of Poison Nova to enemies and himself, costs no mana, and slows everyone and himself. His E would just have a quest at lvl 1 that gave him stacking Spell Armor on takedowns, up to 30% after like 6 kills, and then give him Stitches' regen master quest bundled into that too, to let him get more health. Then his ult would just deal phat damage, with additional based on his heath, and heal him for that damage.
Pudge isnt a joke. He wins games.
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>>182929407
Sadly that isn't much the case in Dota anymore.
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>>182929407
FRESH MEAT alone makes him better than half the cast in HotS, even without items. Doesn't really say much.
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>>182926916
in my experience they will play it right with set characters and actual special rules like the pool party and dunk. The modes like this week which are just map rules lifted from QM with "pick a random hero we offer you" basically is just asking for throws.
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>>182929546
He doesn't even go mid anymore. He's a roaming ganker.
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>>182929546
Really? Ive been following patches, but havent played as much, but his numbers still look fine. A 360 true damage nuke that drags allies and enemies out of position or to safety always seems good to me. He doesnt win games by carrying mid, that shit was dumb. He just roams and makes your life hell. Lets see you defend high ground when Pudge is blinking past your jukes and grabbing your support or carry from behind the tower and shift queuing Dismember on them. Or just engages with a BKB and blink Dismembering someone. Regardless of numbers, Pudge has a good kit for getting shit done.
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>>182929850
It's not so much the numbers it's just the meta. Heroes go in and out of favor despite having zero changes.
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>>182929936
Always a shame. Is it back to ricing? I figured with the jungle changes it might come back.
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>>182929850
>Enemy goes Pudge
>Ward up the place
>Most of the time he misses his hook

Yes he is very easy to be killed with just like Nova. Of course if you use your brain its not that bad. He might be annoying, but there a lot more heroes that scare me way more.
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>>182929407
Nah, he doesn't even do that much damage past a certain level, especially on tanky carries. Also he is not tanky at all, he gets HP from passive yes, but those 500-1K bonus HP tend usually be rather useless in lategame since if you build him tanky you won't provide necessary support and be useless except for your hook.
I often got attacked by such pudges while playing phantom assassin and killing him suddenly with 2 crits. Imagine here Stitches pulls someone and gets instantly oneshotted by this guy.
So in dota pudge right now is 100% roaming support, not even a frontline tank like in HotS
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>>182929407
You forget the context.

Pudge is great in a 1v1 scenario where he lands the hook and has his items.

But if he misses that hook, and/or the enemy team catches him unaware, he is going to just a big fat dawdling melee creep that his team has to bail out.

>>182930025
Icefrog really hated everything about Chinese rice farming despite his heavy Chinese bias. It's why he nerfed creep gold, added all the magic burst shit, and nerfed rat doto as best as he can. If it comes back, it probably can only be because it's an accident or Icefrog decided to sell the remaining 10% of his soul to the Chinese.
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>>182930219
Also forgot to mention trashcanning BKB by no longer letting people refresh it by buying a new one. This was a big change.
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>>182930432
Am I crazy for thinking BKB needs a buff? I get its strong but things keep getting added that make it more of a niche counter rather than the invulnerable versus everyone but their carry item it used to, any maybe should be. A better buildup would be nice, its stats are shit. They made Silver Edge go from garbage to OP by just switching Sange for an Ultimate Orb, they could do something similar for BKB.
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>>182930219
And to add to that, the "all teamfights all the time" shit and trying to copy HotS doesn't work at all in Dota because of how carries scale, you literally just pick 3 greedy hybrid fighter-carries or tank-casters with a support or two, since the game throws you retarded amounts of gold for fighting to the point where farming is kind of worthless. Which fucks up Dota because it was literally balanced around massively different power spikes, but they tried to rework it into this game where everything that does damage ALWAYS does damage, the whole game.
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>>182930859
>Am I crazy for thinking BKB needs a buff?
Nope, that's why I said trashcan. It went from "super mandatory for anyone" to "trashcan". Sort of like how Vanguard went from "everybody took it for FREE 40 damage block" to "stop buying shit from TI2".

Does Blademail still return physical damage as physic damage? Because that shit extra fucked over BKBs before 7.00 came around.
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Jesus Christ, I'm on a huge losing spree because I have a band of retards to lead every match in quick play.

They don't push forts, they don't push objectives, they don't grab the siege teams. Oh, but they do chase heroes low on health back to the rest of their team and promptly die every time.

I mean, I'm only level 42, and I'm constantly surrounded by people tripling my level when the other team is often lower than even my level. You'd think they would know how the play this game at this point.
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>>182931770
>bunch of hundreds shitters losing to sub-hundreds
The other team might be smurfs.

Don't worry about it too much, eventually the smurfs will stop getting matched with you.
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>>182930901
I haven't played since before 7.00. Don't know how it is anymore but that description sounds pretty bad.

One of the things I miss from Dota while playing HotS is the farming. It's why I like heroes with long but rewarding quests.
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>>182931412
I think Blademail returns damage as the damage dealt still, but magical damage doesnt pierce BKB. So physical damage and pure damage will still go through it.
If you havent checked the patches in awhile, I said that I thought ricing would come back because the "spawn every 2 minutes" shit in the jungle got reverted. I think their bounties got reduced by 10%, but now all the camps respawn every minute like they used to, making stacking and jungling overall better than it was before I'd assume.
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>>182932024
Oh god. If you thought 6.79-6.82 fucked things up, 7.00 was on a whole different level. Long story short, they sort of copy-pasted shrines and talents from this game, but implemented them in a really shitty way that fucked up the meta hard. They've nerfed some aspects of shrines since, but I'll talk about them as they were on-release.
Dota's shrines are wayyyyy better than HotS shrines. You right click on one, and it triggered an absolutely enormous AoE HP/mana heal (like 1000 each or some shit, scaling up as the game went on) in about a 1000 radius over 6 seconds or so. AND you could TP to them. AND the 5-minute cooldown on them was not shared. AND there were two in each jungle, and FIVE near the tier 3's in base. AND they were completely invulnerable until all tier 2's fell. Basically, if you took a teamfight around them, you auto-won it. You could not roam and jungle gank. It also made mid and offlane almost unlosable. Mid got a free heal after consumables, and offlane had that + big camp + medium camp + ancients + they removed magic immunity on ancients in favor of huge magic resist. Safelane was borderline unwinnable, especially against lane bullies like Axe, Undying, or Huskar.
Talents replace stats and are extremely fucking lame. You get to pick from two at 10, 15, 20, and 25. 80% of them are just inflated versions of stat leveling, i.e. "+15 armor" or "+25 attack speed" or "+10% lifesteal". Giving damage/effectiveness to a specific spell existed on maybe every third hero, and actually interesting talents are few and far between. Level 25 versions were almost the same thing, except ridiculously busted numbers-wise. +40 more damage per duel kill on LC, 200 attack range on Silencer, double bash chance on Spirit Breaker, 6x crit on Tusk ult, you get the picture. Half the time they didn't even make fucking sense either. CM and Lion got +50 ATTACK damage at level 10. Lich got +150 attack damage at 20 and a free Skadi at 25. Shit was dumb.
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>>182932968
>Half the time they didn't even make fucking sense either. CM and Lion got +50 ATTACK damage at level 10. Lich got +150 attack damage at 20 and a free Skadi at 25. Shit was dumb.
Dont diss the carry support dreams. You dont realize youre in danger until an offlane "gonna have your mama" Lich rolls up to you with all his extra ranged creep denial xp, a moonshard, +150 damage, a free skadi slow, nukes and slows out the ass, and spooky ghost floating. He's like a ranged Abaddon with more magic or some shit. Those damage talents are purely for options, or better wave clear, or something. Techies got +300 bonus attack damage at lvl 25 not too long ago too. Literally free Divine Rapier
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>>182931889
But it hurts today.
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>>182932024
>>182932968

Also, I have to elaborate on Monkey King, because he was THAT bad. First actually new hero to Dota 2 that wasn't in Dota WC3 previously. Hero was beyond retarded. Q was fissure that didn't block and did 2x crit on his autoattack damage. W let him jump on trees, invisible without flying vision, and continue hopping from tree to tree on a 3s cooldown, for no mana, but with a blink dagger-style cooldown if you got hit. E was tied to W and was a chargeable damage slam/AoE slow that could only be used from trees. Cutting his tree stunned him for 4 seconds, which was unlikely because they "conveniently" gimped every source of flying vision significantly too. His D is a passive. This was the fun part. Hit an enemy hero with a long debuff (15s or so) that refreshes on hit, kinda like Ursa, but it does nothing until it hits 4 stacks. Once it hits 4, all marks disappear, and he gains 80-200 bonus damage with 30%-60% lifesteal. I didn't mistype that, he got free TA level 4 shield at level one. And the lifesteal/damage fully works on the Q. His F was an innate ability that literally just turns him into random crap like trees, runes, and couriers and shit for free. You had to hit him to reveal him. His ult made a bunch of clones of himself in like a 1200 radius that attack people with all of his attack modifiers for 15 seconds or so, including basher and shit. They disappeared if he left the AoE though. Was like Ember/Kunkka on crack. Took them way too long to nerf him down to a reasonable level. He's kind of like Dota-Genji now that I think about it, but somehow 5x worse.
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>>182933414
>250 bonus attack damage on Techies.
>Stealth on Windrun.

God I hate Valve.
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>>182932968
>>182933628
What I'm getting is that the people behind DotA don't know how to balance?
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>>182933628
At least you can just buy a platemail as a core and try to nullify him.
If youre a support just get ready for the hot monkey dick I guess.
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>>182933872
It used to be refreshing. They'd balance characters by giving them sometimes ridiculous buffs instead of making others useless.

After a point they went too far and I stopped playing. Ironic, I quit League of Legends for the exact opposite reason.
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>>182933872
Almost every game has balance issues HOTS is no better. Half the time I don't think these people play their own game.
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>>182933872
Abso-fucking-lutely. I used to love the shit out of Dota, and then around 6.79 or so the dev team went full retard and started getting more and more brain damage over time until we hoho-haha'd our way into octameme and dragon lanced a whole lot of Invoklinkz so hard that we Monkey Kinged a shrinetalent and needed no introduction. I get mad at HotS sometimes and stupid shit like Genji, but I can't even be mad because Genji isn't half as retarded as the shit that pissed me off in Dota. Not to mention their hate boner for CM and Storm. Fuck that shit.
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>>182933628
I quit because of burnout from trying to do pic related every season. When the third one came out from another "pls buy compendium" round of the fall majors (2016?), I just gave up and went to Memewatch fulltime. Then I got dragged in from the first Nexus Challenge and have been here ever since. It wasn't that I hated the game or anything, I just couldn't deal with standing the thought of having to play 24/7 just to satisfy my OCD and/or watch others throw games to do it. And I was already playing so much Dota that I was feeling burnout anyway so the compendium shit just let me make a decision sooner than later.

Really sad to hear about how the game's become since I left. I miss it a lot.
I never read up on Monkey King so every time somebody starts complaining about him, all I see is horror.

>>182933414
>Dont diss the carry support dreams.
Supports like Lich and Omniknight didn't need no +ATK buffs to carry back then. They could carry just fine without it.

>>182933872
The theory in /d2g/ was just that since Valve is 99% biz-dev and IT people and not real game devs, they fuck with the balance because they're still somehow desperate to recruit LoL players over to Dota or something and Icefrog's just going along with it (if he's real).
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>>182934096
>if he's real
I wouldn't be shocked if he hasn't been on the team for a long time. Dota's gotten too fucking weird. They literally stick reddit memes in the game as balance changes now. Something pocket Riki something happy little trees.

>>182934064
Dota's were WAY worse than HotS's. Except for maybe on-release Tracer, but that's one where Dota was dime-a-dozen. I eventually started to dread patches because I knew they were gonna make the game even worse.
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>>182934072
>Not to mention their hate boner for CM and Storm. Fuck that shit.
To be fair, Storm had a long history of being fucking ridiculous. He's just zipzap his way to victory a lot of the time, he had to be taken down a peg.
CM... I dont get why she's been shat on a lot. She's strong at what she does, but she has some big weaknesses. I always draw a lot of parallels between her and Lion for having mana sustain, 2 stuns, and some damage, but why doesnt he get hit with the nerf bat while she is the slowest, dumbest, frailest character in the game?
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>>182934342
I think it's because while Lion and CM can do shit without items, Lion really fucking needs that Blink to get shit done while CM can settle for a 20 minute Force Staff or earlier Glimmer Cape.

And then there's the Aghs Finger. Pubs always build Dagon first when Finger is ultimately the better investment. Even more so when Dagon got nerfed around when stuff like Aether Lens got added to the game.
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>>182934342
Valve seemed to be really biased towards snowballing carries and teamfighters, but fucking hated CC machines. They just beat the shit out of CM, Shadow Shaman, Earth Spirit, and Batrider every patch but then they go and do the PL rework, BS rework, endless Luna/Mirana/LC/WR buffs, turning Enchantress into a right-clicker instead of damage-oriented Chen. Not to mention that 90% of the new items are either early game survivability items or carry (autoattack or caster) items. And they were adamant on never really nerfing Slark that hard outside of pounce's damage.
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>>182934703
>And they were adamant on never really nerfing Slark
Him having a strong self purge that even goes through shit that makes him invulnerable like Euls and having a non dispellable, persistent through death debuff through Essence Shift boggles my mind. I hate Slark with a passion. He seems almost as untouchable as pre-rework Faceless Void to me at times because of how much shit he gets away with against carries and teams.
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>>182935368
Slark's Q should not exist in any moba, honestly. Much less one where you have to stunlock certain heroes for 4+ seconds to kill them at all.
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>all these dota 2 players
>and I'm a lolbaby

Damnit George, why couldn't you get some taste before you introduced me to assfaggots?
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>>182934015
>>182934072
How is ZOOS these days? Used to love playing him to hell and back in pubs and ranked. Just going mid for a fast Blink and then roaming 24/7 to bolt people to death and shitting out refresher lightning bolts non-stop. Carried myself out of 2k to 4k from spamming Zeus alone.

Did he get nerfed? Unchanged? Did changes to the meta sideline him even more than he already was? Pros were always running him like a support (even when it was a mid Dendi) and it made me sad to see him underutilised like that because that's what the meta prescribed. The comments about how it's damage+teamfights 24/7 makes me think he's more prominent now though.
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>>182927403
Nowadays at high levels he's mostly played as a roaming ganking support.

Although I guess most dota supports would qualify as assassins in hots since they focus more on ganking than healbotting.
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>>182936618
I know, right? Originally had issues getting Dota running on my machine.

>tfw no rat hero
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I love playing Nova and I usually do pretty well with her and have a good time. The day they buffed Snipe Master was a good day.
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>>182936852
Dota never really had dedicated healbotters though.

Maybe like, Dazzle, but Dazzle was also better as a roaming ganking support with a 4-1-1-1 build.
Personally I went mid with a 1-1-4-1 build for some dumb Midas->Aghs memes. Good times.

And I think mid Pudge fell out of the meta years ago, he was probably a roaming ganking support for a long while now, not just because of 7.00.
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>>182936637
Biggest change is Agh's rework. His ulti no longer gets bonus damage, but he can summon a Tusk-style ward globally that casts your W on the closest target within for free every 2 seconds or so and lasts 35 seconds. It's kind of silly but situationally better. His talents are less boring than most heroes', but still boring because they're Dota talents. He's kind of the same as he always was otherwise.

> 10: +25 ms | 2 mana regen
> 15: 15% magic res | +7 armor
> 20: +0.5 W ministun | +75 Q damage
> 25: +2% current HP static field dmg | +200 cast range
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>>182937223
She is still is awful, but at least now you have no excuse to stand around doing nothing.
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>hots is so dead we have to talk about other mobas to keep the thread alive
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>>182934096
the +50 damage on heroes like CM and rubick isn't really about 'carry support', it's just about making them better at hitting jungle camps or some shit during downtime

the lich and omni talents are gigantic fucking memes though
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>>182936637
>>182937465

Also forgot to mention, they added spell amp on int a while back. It's pretty negligible though, the scaling is ridiculously bad and only relevant if you're OD or Enigma or something, even after they buffed it. Every 100 int gets you 7%. Stops the really overpowered spell damage like Midnight Pulse but at the same time still means that shit like CM and Lion fall off fucking hard while Tinker and OD still rape everything when farmed, and Invoker just rapes even harder.
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>>182937594
>hots is growing because it's taking in all the refugees from butchered games
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>>182937594
I will take it over the meme spamming.
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>>182937594
Well I came from LoL to Dota to here and am now bouncing back and forth between HotS and Dota so either Blizzard did something right or Dota did something wrong
Playing this game for so long made me so bad at Dota by the way. This game is anti-Dota incarnate.
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>>182937702
Bunga?

>>182937594
At least we're alive.

delet hanamura
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>>182937685
As one of the ex-dotafags posting about this in here I'll agree. HotS 2.0 came shortly after Dota fucked itself up the ass with 7.00 and the 20-hero pack let me try some cool stuff I would have never tried otherwise and got me hooked. Alarak's easily in my top five favorite moba heroes ever thanks to that.
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>>182937780
I was terrible at dota before I even started this game. 1.6k MMR (hey the guy who got me into dota was at 800, so in a sense you could say I'm twice as good!)
Meanwhile the other two friends I played with are both ~4k now.
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>>182937891
With how MMR inflation works I wouldnt even give a shit what I got anymore. I think I placed 3.6k or something but never touched Ranked again because of how bad it was. Regular Dota games were already sometimes high stress and high stakes with shit like 90 minute games, but Ranked made things so much worse and so much more volatile. Dota needs seasons. Fuckers are already getting to 10k illegitimately and legitimately now. Numbers are meaningless. I used to think 3k was decent and 4k was good. Now its all 1k higher basically.
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>>182937465
>His ulti no longer gets bonus damage, but he can summon a Tusk-style ward globally that casts your W on the closest target within for free every 2 seconds or so and lasts 35 seconds.
That sounds a lot better than wasting 4200 gold for a shitty +100 damage boost. Part of the reason my Zeus spamming worked at all was because the shitter pub build was like, 4-1-1-1 with Aether Lens -> Force Staff/Veil -> Aghs -> Bloodstone -> Octameme so most people just didn't expect a 1-4-1-1 Zeus to show up with boots and blink at 8-10 minutes in a side lane, let alone a 20 minute refresher. It wasn't a perfect build but it snowballed like crazy 80% of the time.

>those talents
Maybe I should come back to give Dota a whirl again for Zeus' sake.

>>182937663
>and Invoker just rapes even harder.
or maybe I should not. Patches when Invoker does well are always insufferable.
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>whisper someone and tell them they suck after the game
>they can't respond because I have it turned off
lol
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>>182937507
I wouldn't say awful. Not having an escape is a big drawback, but hopefully you have a team that can peel for you when someone dives on your invisible tits. I'll flank if I know their CC is on cooldown, but otherwise I try to stay reasonably near someone who can help me out of a bind.

Snipe Master + Explosive Round gives her really reliable damage in team fights, and really strong waveclear. Bribe is unbelievably useful and lends itself well to her kit. Decoy.. I don't always deploy it in time, but the couple of times I've intercepted a Stitches that was trying to hook a teammate were fucking magical.
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>>182938226
Die.
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>>182938226
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>>182938196
>giving Dota another shot

Well, just be ready to get a dick firmly planted up your ass by every braindead right clicker in the game because Valve loves those. Including Invokers that just play him as BetterClinkz with Ghost Walk, Orchid, Cold Snap, and full W/E builds. Did I mention that's viable now because he doesn't have to build into Q because double Forge Spirits are part of talents now?
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>screw around for lulz
>receive angry whisper after game
>reply telling them to cheer up
>they're "offline"
Why everyone gotta be so mad, I just wanna play b-ball
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>play game
>tried my best but didn't do very well
>kinda feel like I cost us the game
>teammate whispers me after the game to say I shouldn't feel too bad, and that he plays my character often so I could ask him for some pointers if I wanted some help

Why are people in this game so nice?
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I've won 10 games of QM in a row. I played 6 games of brawl interspersed in that, and won all of them, too. Guess it's just been a good day.
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>>182937846
We welcome all, the tired, the weary, the dirty and the bronze. As long as you're willing to bitch about your teammates and Blizzard itself, you have a place here, friend.
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>>182931770
I just had a bunch of retards screeching at my duo's cho'gall play... because we went for sustain + bombs with upheaval to catch the enemy squishies.

Our uther had 13 deaths and our sonya had 9, to the 6 we had (in a 25min game) as cho'gall, but apparently we were doing it all wrong because against dehaka, (taunt) varian, valla, ming + rehgar, we were supposed to go Q build, with our team being sonya, uther, and fel-flame gul'dan.

Sonya and uther would pick retarded fights to "buy time", it was about 50/50 as to whether or not gul'dan would remember he had his ult (he'd usually use it right when uther divine shielded someone).

We'd get screeched at for pushing, we'd get screeched at for not leaving because they were 'just buying time', we'd get screeched at for 'abandoning them' when we saw the dehaka/valla/varian rape train coming straight for us.

Fuck I hate people in this game. "I have literally never played enough ranked or teamleague to have a rank, but I want to tell you you're doing it wrong - I also don't watch any streams to see that the pro's in fact go bomb build because it's safe and consistent".
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>>182938862
you did the smart thing and kept mixing up your heroes rather than just power chewing through one. I've notice it tends to go better mixing it up where as sticking with one tends to raise the odds of bad comps.
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>>182938989
I'll bitch all day if it means I can fight too. Beats my days in the wilds where I'd get first-hit critbashed by a Peruvian PA on a regular basis.
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>>182934064
The major issues in hots tend to stem from poor distribution of knowledge in the community. People literally don't have any fucking clue about what's going on most of the time.
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>>182936969
are there lewds of that rat?
askin for a friend
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>>182939073
There are just too many fun as fuck heroes, man. I can't stick to one.
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>>182939336
Should r9k be deleted?
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>>182938756
>play with a zeratul
>consistently misses VP wombo combos
>type in team chat halfway throught he game "btw, you can press R a second time to end Void Prison early to combo it with other abilities"
>instead of raging or flaming he responds with "Oh cool, I didn't know I could do that!"
this has happened to me at least 2 times
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>>182939305
I agree. I had a game where we got after 20 with keep half health middle, and they decided to take both bosses when I wanted to end. I went with them, and we ended up winning the teamfight on core (Stukov heals broken, we should have had to back after bossing twice), and took the game.

Half the issue is shit, shit SHIT plays by people who don't know what the fuck is up, the other is people getting salty and insisting on doing the "right" play alone.
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>>182938387
>full W/E builds
Well that's nothing new I guess. When I left, QW builds were being phased out for WE because of the buffs Forge Spirits got around the time so there were a lot of memepushing Invokers.

It's just the fucking EMP spam was so insufferable then, and when QW builds were everywhere, Frost Snap made everything worse. Every teamfight, EMP Tornado Frost Snap.

>a dick firmly planted up your ass by every braindead right clicker in the game because Valve loves those
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>>182939494
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>>182939494
no but posting frogs outside of it should lead to a ban, like with ponies and /mlp/ or furry erp shit and /trash/
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>>182939701
Imagine a mage's face being dagger critted, shackled, focus fired, bo staff slammed, glaived, and arrowed forever. That is Dota.
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can someone post the "GAS" image with lili behind the glass
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>>182941064
This or the other one?
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>>182941149
i think he meant this one
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>>182896957
That cheeky fucking mine.
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No matter the day, no matter the time, it's trash game after trash game.
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>>182892213
why is his forehead so large?
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>>182942356
People change games, games change. Unga bunga. Unga bunga never changes.
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>>182942779
League was never so bad.
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>>182942906
Eh, I guess we can blame the wow keyboard turner and braindead cancerwatch player base of Blizazrd.
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How do you win with Murky? Seems like his only good ability is Octograb
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>>182943620
be a splitpushing asshole, convince the enemy team to waste their time dealing with you instead of going to objective
triple bonus points if you get someone to use their ult on you

you can also bully nerds pretty damn well with slime build and fish tank, if the team comps allow for it
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That's a new one for me.
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>>182945440
Rare is traaaaash

But yeah, that is unusual
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>play Brawl
>Kharazim gets iron fists even though there's no level 1 talent choice
>Clone Kharazim with Aba
>no iron fists

uhh hotsbabs?
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>>182947658
Abathur doesn't get the benefit of talents on heroes. Kharazim basically automatically defaults to iron fists if he 'exists' for long enough without a talent because he's balanced around having *something*.

Yes it's a silly interaction
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>>182937663
>Stops the really overpowered spell damage like Midnight Pulse but at the same time still means that shit like CM and Lion fall off fucking hard while Tinker and OD still rape everything when farmed, and Invoker just rapes even harder.

why is that a problem
CM and lion are supports. the whole point of support in dota is being item independent and having strong early game abilities.

i dont really get why they added the % spell power to int. spellcasting carries already had similar mechanics (skywrath mage, obsidian destroyer scaling off mana / int) or other ways to scale off items (tinker rearm interaction with item actives, invoker level scaling, zeus percentage based damage) and the other spellcasters were completely fine in their role as early game supports.

something has been going wrong in dota for a long time. first they made all the hard carries (who used to be total trash early on) much stronger in early game, now they try to make spellcasters and supports (who used to do zero damage beyond the early game) scale into late game. what is the point of this shit?
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>>182938165
>Fuckers are already getting to 10k
what the fuck
back when i played (2013 i think?) i got ranked at 3.8k. back then, the absolute best of the best were placed around 6k. how the fuck do people get to 10k nowadays? is the system that fucked up?
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>>182948483
You know the old adage "There's always somebody better?"
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>>182948210
the int thing doesn't really make spell damage scale into the late game, it's only 1% spell damage per 14 int. A level 25 pugna with 6 sheepsticks in his inventory has a ridiculously huge 332 intelligence, and even that is only enough for +24% spell damage

mostly it just means heroes like puck get to enjoy oneshotting creepwaves with QW for a little longer before the creep HP scaling beats out their spell damage
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>>182948210
Homogenization. LoL is popular, and every LoL hero is the same except maybe some minor detail, so DOTA copies and steals again because that's how they started out anyway.
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Why are the first pickers in draft matches always so hellbent on taking assassins or specialists and then complain mid-match that the other team has "better" tanks and supports?
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>>182934342
>I always draw a lot of parallels between her and Lion for having mana sustain, 2 stuns, and some damage, but why doesnt he get hit with the nerf bat while she is the slowest, dumbest, frailest character in the game?

global mana aura is ridiculously good. its so much better than lions mana drain, its not even a competition. also maiden has frostbite, which allows her to effortlessly clear big creep camps starting at level 1.
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>>182948935
They come from dotard or lel and expect that assassins are able to solo carry.
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>need platinum rank in solo league to get mount
>only need bronze in team to get it
what the fuck Blizzard?
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>>182948975
Why are you fags talking about dota in a hots general?
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>>182948975
Didn't they just nerf jungle creep xp by 20% recently? She used to be able to get level 2 at 30s just with frostbite big creep -> stack -> frostbite big creep, but that probably isn't possible anymore.

>>182949018
I thought lol ADCs couldn't accomplish anything other than hitting buildings after their teammates win the fight for them in the current meta. Or has that changed?
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Can I get a quick rundown on this "Grubby" fellow?
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>Be Abathur
>Can't nest up inside Nydus Wurm

Does not compute.

this was the most fun game I've had in a while because we just spent it saying for the swarm and other zergisms while they all killed themselves walking over mines
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>>182950332
>crabcakes
I think I was in a ranked with you yesterday
Did you play Azmodan yesterday?
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>>182950081
probably the best person to watch if you're new to the game and want to learn, he explains what his thought process is behind the choices he makes like 80% of the time and doesn't get sick of the same noob questions in chat
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>idiot troll picks sgt hammer
>lol look at me, so funny xD
>we lose
Thanks 50%
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so dozens of hots replies and no shit about the next hero ... wtf is wrong with everyone???
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>>182949212
Because most of us have played it at some point or another? I mean the general topic is hots, but sometimes dota or league do things worth talking about.

Like the tribunal in league fucked over the communities for nearly every game because people started to realize you could use the report button as a weapon.

I used to like Dota because it had crazy shit going on, but I cant even watch it now (even though it's faster paced than the snoozefest that is professional league) because everything is a grind in it. On the upside though there's a ton of mechanical skill that can be present in dota, and that's neat.

League has reasonably interesting champions, even though kits got *super* samey. It's pretty okay at easing people in even if it's a toxic shitpile. One of the things that I have to say that I really like about hots based on my league experience, is when a hero is reworked in hots, they don't change gigantic amounts, where in league when they rework something they basically delete it and make a new one. Look at the recent fucking urgot rework as an example, he went from being a goofy-confused marksman with a few unique mechanics... to being this wierd fucking graves-singed-darius hybrid that's all sorts of fucking retarded.

League does have pretty decent wimminz too, like jinx or syndra.
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>tfw couldn't play Dota because the only hero I enjoyed was Invoker and you can't main characters in this genre
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>>182951209
>excuses
>implying Dota didn't have mainers
All you had to do was insta-lock Invoker in All Pick.

Wasn't that hard at all.
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>>182951325
>being that cunt that totally disregards his team
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>>182950519
if you think Hammer is bad, you're a bronzie
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>>182950081
Dutchman.
Explains shit.
Makes good analysis, and has pretty baller mechanics, but is prone to snap judgments, which he often self-critiques and explains the thought process there before explaining what it should have been if he feels a mistake was made. He even does this if the mistake ends up working in his favor.

Good for learning the game off of, especially because he likes to play weird characters and explain why they're usually shit, and when they're not shit + how to play them not shit.
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>>182951383
>caring about other people
sometimes I wonder what it is like to not be a psychopath
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I've never played Starcraft - are Kerrigan and Stukov "bad" guys?

From what I can gather, they seem to be people who just had shitty circumstances.
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>>182913847
why would I?
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>>182951690
>people who just had shitty circumstances
This
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>>182951383
This is Dota we're talking about where maining *IS* actually the surefire way of climbing the ranks.

Before I left, every time a loser brags about how they're happy they're in 4k-5k now after paying somebody to rank them up, they post the match history and it's just like a wall of Slarks, or a wall of Tinkers, or a wall of Storm Spirits, or a wall of Lanayas, etc. because like in HotS, below a certain level, pubs are still just retards and the only thing that matters is that YOU are better than the rest of the enemy team (and your team because your teammmates' average MMR is lower than the enemy's because lol MM).

Might be hard for a solid 3k to climb to 3.5k but a 5k would easily smash past almost every game in 5k and below. This is why "You are the only constant" wasn't just a meme in Dota. It was fact. There must be something going horribly wrong to be consistently unable to get past a MMR level that is supposedly several tiers too low than where you "deserve" to be. Like that P** attention whore in /d2g/ who paid a guy like $300 to get him from sub-2k to 3k and then dropped straight back down because he sucks at his one true "main", DP, and immediately throws a tantrum and feeds and shit if something his teammates did offended him in the first 5 minutes, all the while saying "It's not my fault".

And if you're playing unranked, who the fuck cares. The whole point is to practice playing against other people under pressure to get better without worrying about your MMR.
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>>182951690
Kerrigan used to be a monster who gladly wiped out entire worlds full of people, murdered former friends, and gave 0 shits about humanity as a whole.
SC2 toned her down because she had to remain waifu material and redeemable for the arc where she becomes God.

Stukov is military brass who got fucked, got helped, got fucked again, got 'helped' and fucked again, and at this point just accepts the fact he's an immortal monster who wishes for nothing more than the sweet release of death.
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>>182950393
Nah I don't play Azmo in ranked, the last time I played him was yesterday on BoE in qm

Also I thought mastery taunts actually gave you a new animation, this is kinda lame desu. Not like it really matters for Aba but still
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>>182952039
Everyone was hoping they'd give new taunt animations, but then they'd probably have to bring back the Nova "Kiss my ass" animation in which case every teenage boy would become a nova main instantly.
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>>182952039
I have a strong feeling I had you on a team yesterday where we stomped the opposition, but whatever, I can just check it later
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>>182951690
Kerrigan was a psionic. As a child when her powers first activated she accidentally killed her mother and father. She was then brought into the fledgling Ghost program. Upon psionic testing she basically destroyed the previous scale the used for measurement. They designated her a class 10 psionic entity (TP-TK, telepath/telekinetic of extraordinary power).

They had to bring her to the moebius organization to put hardware in her head to hinder her powers. She didnt like this much, nor did she like the dominion all that much, so when Arcturus Mengsk broke into the facility, she let him rescue her and basically became his red right hand in revolution.

She got to do all the dirty jobs, and then when the zerg and protoss started showing up, Mengsk rescued Jimmy and Kerrigan quickly started a relationship with him, Jimmy found out about psionic emitters, and Mengsk decided to start using them as weapons to attract the zerg to his enemies. Eventually culminating in the invasion of Tarsonis, Kerrigan wasn't too happy about this and she openly questioned Mengsk. He didn't like this at all, so he decided to abandon her on tarsonis to the zerg.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V1PwpoDqzM

In an interesting twist of fate, November Anabella Terra aka Nova, was designed to basically be the 'mirror' to kerrigan, she was the same in absurd power, accidentally ripped the minds out of 500+ people, and only escaped tarsonis hours before mengsk's betrayal of kerrigan. If kerrigan wasn't betrayed Nova could have become the Queen of Blades.

Kerrigan's defection caused the ghost program to start making mind-wipes and psionic 'resocialization' a standard procedure for new recruits a mindwipe is exactly why nova wanted to join.

Mengsk thought the zerg would clean up kerrigan as a loose end, but it turns out that the Overmind was looking for some means of getting psionic power to use against the protoss.
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>>182951383
>>182951865
Like sure, if you have 4 carries and you're the last pick, maybe you need a support or something. But if you're talking about trash pubs, 5 carries might not be bad because pubs are retards and can't push when they have an advantage (because they come from LoL where you just immediately go into the jungle after winning a teamfight instead of pushing) and after 20+ minutes of non-commital pushing 5v5 stalemates, you have enough levels and items to stupidly bulldoze through whatever "proper" comp the enemy team has. Like n0tail said, you either go full retard or don't. No half measures, Walt.

I see this happening often in HotS too. QM teamcomps that are ridiculously stupid but because the enemy didn't end it quickly, the 5-assassin team comes online and actually wins teamfights better. This isn't a guarantee but it damn does happen enough for me to not care about teamcomp that much in a QM or even a ranked game. Draft like 3 melee assassins and one Leoric against a team with like 3 healers surgically attached to a Varian's ass who will probably kill them 1v4 by himself, and they whine "we need healer". And you realise that you can "fill" to pray that having a healer makes it better and gives you a chance, or realise that the enemy team has zero push/counterpush so you can probably a fourth assassin who can actually demolish the backline or something like an Azmo that you mained a lot who you can solo cheese the Core with because you know what you're doing + the enemy deathball can't move to defend without the Varian. Just pick whatever you think is actually best. If you think filling's best, great, go for it. If you feel like you /have/ to fill but think there's a better option, then go for it. Both cases, you lose e-peen points, but at least with the latter choice, you can say "I did the best I can" unlike the cucks who go "I filled but couldn't do shit, it's not my fault".
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>>182891491
>tfw like playing abathur
>friends always start shit talking before game even starts
>still win and do pretty well (max hero or siege damage depending out how it goes)

reeee I know they are just goofin' but I just like playing odd ball characters man. I appreciate that Hots actually makes interesting shit.
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>>182951690
>>182952293
As it turns out Kerrigan was exactly what the Overmind needed. So he infested her *and* created a new cerebrate dedicated solely to making sure she stayed alive and serving her, and in addition to the generalized increased aggression kerrigan remembers being *pissed* at what arcturus did. She was also made a bit more powerful too! She went to the mobius facility and ripped the hardware out of her head (yay for new regenerative powers!) which gave her back her full power, and she'd matured into it a bit more and the zerg had made it a tiny bit stronger. Kerrigan is now a class *twelve* psionic tp/tk entity,,, on a scale that is only supposed to go from 1 to 10.

Tassadar and Zeratul show up, and they piss kerrigan right off. she's so angry she forgets to leave char (or is intentionally left behind).

Meanwhile the Overmind teleports to aiur and gets himself killed by Tassadar (literally) going god-mode on him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTIAIyFwPeY

This causes the swarm to go absolutely nuts having lost all leadership. Almost all the cerebrates are dying or stupid. Kerrigan remains intelligent though, she's able to rally a portion of the swarm behind her and she claims that she's not the queen of blades anymore.

The UED (including stukov) have showed up from earth (40 000 light years away!) and are trying to capture a newly forming overmind. Kerrigan says "this is bad news bears, lets ally to prevent the overmind from forming again otherwise all life in the galaxy will die".

So they do that, then kerrigan backstabs them all, murders everyone who was ever a threat to her, ruins the rest, and proceeds to kill 99% of the UED and declares herself Queen Bitch of the Universe. Then some shit happens in novels and then wings of liberty happens where it turns out kerrigan isn't evil, she's just intended to be the replacement overmind for a new era of horrible darkness by the guys who created all life.
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>>182951690
>>182952293
>>182952681
Stukov is from the UED and he dies in the events of the brood war, getting killed as part of kerrigan (and Duran)'s manipulations. Bad shit happens to him, then it gets worse.

Jimmy manages to de-infest kerrigan (mostly) and she loses all memory of 'actively' being the queen of blades, but she does clearly remember Mengsk's betrayal and the subsequent billions of people she butchered because of him leaving her to the zerg. They swear a revenge pact, but then kerrigan things jimmy dies, so she despairs and decides the only way to get her revenge (in addition to hearing a prophecy from zeratul) is to become a primal zerg once again.

So she goes to the zerg homeworld and gets herself a whole bunch of essence and re-infests herself. At this point she is now so strong in that 1-10 scale that no equipment can actually measure how strong she is without breaking. She is an unclassifiable entity of psionic might.

She kills Arcturus, with the help of a bunch of other people, including the infested Stukov. She then proceeds to go ascend to godhood.
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>>182951690
It takes like an hour or two to 'watch' a compliation of all the cutscenes in sc1, which contains like all the major plot points without needing to worry about the crazy gameplay.

Watching a longplay of sc2 can be a bit of a pain but it isn't too bad if you find someone that isn't completely horrible. One thing I did like about Heart of the Swarm is seeing just how different the nature of human psionics is to protoss psionics.

Protoss are calm and focused... Kerrigan is an entity of pure fucking rage.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3mwNMnkkoY
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>>182951209
>You can't main characters in this genre
you can in league since pretty much every hero in a given role is interchangable in terms of what they bring do the team.
Your favorite ADC just has a different gimmick minigame to play while trying to do damage and maybe 5% worse numbers than the current meta meme champion.

You can do it in hots too since the primary gamemode blizz designs for is QM.
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>>182952401
>they come from LoL where you just immediately go into the jungle after winning a teamfight instead of pushing
i thought lol was the game where you afk rice for 20-30 minutes, then start one (1) random teamfight in mid where whichever team has a 10% networth advantage has a 90% chance of winning, and then after winning the first teamfight of the game and having a grand total of 5 kills on the scoreboard you just walk down the lane 3-shotting all the enemy towers and their nexus
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Kerrigan did nothing wrong
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>solo unranked
>enemy team is a 5 man
Cool
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Every time I think about buying Genji I'm like "Nah, surely by this wednesday they'll nerf him"

I've been saying "this wednesday" for about 5 weeks now
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>>182954406
He has a negative winrate bro.
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viking pride world wide
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>>182954883
Factually false, wrong and incorrect.
A negative winrate is impossible.
(Games won)/(Games played) can never be negative since you can neither play a negative amount of games nor win a negative amount.

Once again my intellect proved itself supreme over you brainlets.
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>when that nova snipes you just right
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>>182954406
He got nerfed last week or something.
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one in the chamber ;)
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>>182952681
Hm? So her acting like a genuinely true evil was just during that period on UED before Wings of Liberty? Her characterization up until that point was mostly neutral?
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>>182948210
The point is that they're copping on other mobas while having no idea what they're doing. They wanted to add spell scaling, realized halfway through that it was a bad idea because OD/Skywrath/Zeus/Tinker/Invoker like you said, so they neutered it so it barely scales at all. So basically, the game's not changed at all except that the above caster-carries do even more hideous amounts of burst, and the supports don't change a bit while having more things to get one-shot by. Since they're willing to be so drastic with patches anyway, they would've fucked shit up way less if they just added an int multiplier to every spell, League style.
Not that I approve, for the same reason you mentioned. Game had deliberate power curves of weak early -> godly late and godly early -> walking stun/healbot late, and Valve shit on it. I'm convinced that their balance team is made of 13-year-olds who just fuck with the entire metagame on a whim.
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>>182955302
He got buffed actually
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>>182948483
Yes. You know what's worse than this game's grindtacular ranked mode with no resets that places new players near the highest ranking? One with no resets for literally 4-5 years (i.e. since ranked was introduced), and a grind so slow that people literally calibrate smurfs and sell them to people, inflating the shit out of the system while the devs do literally nothing about it. I calibrated at like 3.2k, stopped playing ranked for 2 years, and suddenly 3.2k was "bad" instead of "slightly above average".
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>>182955540
>no resets
Mistyped. Meant occasional resets compared to Dota's "literally none ever".
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>>182955359
From her infestation in sc1 -> to wings of liberty de-infestation she was pure nightmare fuel hate-fuck their corpses "Queen Bitch of the Universe". After she was de-infested she wasn't psychotically evil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIt4tmkvVtE

I do recommend watching sc1 + broodwars campaigns, kerrigan was a master-stroke in that.
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>>182954257
haha again
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why NOBODY TALKS ABOUT THE NEW HERO COMING OR SPECULATE WTF
[stop deleting this]
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>>182953480
That's how pros play. Pubs get into tiffs more often.
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>>182955930
It's been so long, I forgot that Dugalle committed suicide. I remembered that he was dead somehow but not the exact reason.

What a pussy.
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>>182956813
Well, Kerrigan played him like a fiddle, Duran tricked DuGalle into kill Alexi (even though Alexi was right), massacred the UED, killed the nascent overmind and systematically dismantled all other threats to herself.

They made a last ditch attempt to challenge Kerrigan and she smashed them so bad they didn't even want to fight anymore. Oh and the fleet you see fleeing the sector never makes it back to earth because Kerrigan chases it down.

BroodWar Kerrigan was just snake-fuckingly crazy and it was delicious
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>>182956813
Mutalisk armada was just about to wipe out whole UED fleet anyway, and his last report never reached Earth so UED has no idea what happened
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>>182953103
Thanks for all the info anon

Is SC2 worth buying for the campaign and co-op? Not really interested in the multiplayer pvp (mostly cause I suck dick at RTS games)
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>>182957553
Then between sc and sc2 she got rid of all Cerebrates and made Broodmothers to replace em- Broodmothers themselves are programmed to submit to most powerful creature around which is Kerrigan and they cannot evolve to outperform her because no psy powers.
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>>182957656
Watch the campaign cinematics online, Terran and Zerg ones are 70% gud and 30% stupid bullshit, Protoss ones are fanfiction tier terrible.
We gonna get original sc1 for free in August.
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>>182955187
`why did you make a screenshot of that picture?
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>>182927168
Pudge wars is a mod in dota 2.
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>>182957721
Poor unnamed story cerebrate :(

I do enjoy the idea of Matt Horner being the nameless protag of sc1 terran campaign, and Artanis/Selendis were the executors of sc1 + bw.
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>>182957942
Sure did,i cropped out promotions and didnt notice the top
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>>182958486
mind to link me the original one? google didnt give me anything
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>>182957656
>Is SC2 worth buying for the campaign and co-op?
I wouldn't know. I haven't bought or played it myself. After they tried to pull the RealID shit where you would have had to use your real name for their online shit I said "nope, not buying starcraft".

Pirated the demo and it was at a wierd stage where it was a lot harder to do micro-stuff than it was in sc1, and it was really easy to get 'lost' doing shit.
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>>182958712
I'm not the same guy but,
https://imgur.com/Oy4Wkdb
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>enemy has no cc
>pick genji
>freewin

thanks blizz
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>>182959179
thank you senpai
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>>182958240
You controlled Artanis though, so that really doesn't make sense.

Dunno who the other two names are.
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>>182960148
You didnt control artanis until broodwar. At that point "you" were selendis.
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>>182960229
Artanis wasnt an Executor until broodwars anyway.
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>>182960264
Yes, he was actually. He was a long-serving executor that existed alongside tassadar and fenix. Though much younger than either.

The 'viewpoint' executor of sc1 was retconned to be artanis in broodwar, and the viewpoint executor of broodwar was retconned to be selendis. This is something that blizzard does with almost all of their games (Warrior -> Dark Wanderer -> Aiden).
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>>182960549
Isnt Artanis congratulated in brood war to be an executor and specifically named as "youngest one to reach this position ever"
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Hi everyone! Just posting a couple of cute fun facts about Diablo!
>she's wide!
>the widest!!!!
>extra fertile!
>she breathes fire!!!!
>I love her!
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>>182961584
fuck off retard
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Give me 5 or more heroes I can set to faves

must be heroes that don't have to give a shit about their team, tired of playing supports and having to babysit people.
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>>182962589
Murky
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>>182962589
Gazlowe, he only cares about Greater Bilgewater state
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>Genji in enemy team as Jaina
Heh you better check this frost armor 6 seeconds slow kiddo.
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>>182962589
Abathur
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>>182963093
*unsheathes dragonblade
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>>182903782
i'd enjoy overwatch more if all the bullshit that's going on with half the roster got reworked or outright removed
as it stands hots is significantly more fun to me, despite genji shenanigans, braindead teammates, and other bullshit
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>>182960264
>>182960549
>>182961475
sc1: artanis
broodwar: selendis
sc2: selendis up until she gets possessed by amon in lotv, then back to artanis until the protoss are united again
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>>182963369
*measures twice
*cuts once
yosh
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what is the hardest hots redpill to swallow
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>auriel on your team doesn't crown anyone the entire game
this is not tazdingo
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>>182963561
>female protoss is canon PC
>Selendis was a student of Artanis. In the reorganization following the Great War, she was promoted to executor, acting as Artanis' assistant and commanding the combined military forces of the protoss.
BULLSHIT
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>>182963761
You losing games is partially your own fault
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>>182904420
>at least there is someone tangible to blame......

U must very fun to play with
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>Lili first pick
>Full blind build
Are these people employed by blizzard or something?
>level 57 with Lili
Or bots?
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>>182963761
unless you're top end GM (or the absolutely awful bronze 5 equivalent) matchmaking is perfectly fine
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>>182964494
That's fake news
>>
Free-to-Play Hero Rotation: July 18, 2017

The following Heroes are on rotation this week:

Li Li
ETC
Zagara
Butcher
Kael'thas
Artanis
Tassadar
Tyrael
Tyrande
Arthas
Chen (Slot unlocked at Player Level 5)
Genji (Slot unlocked at Player Level 10)
Valeera (Slot unlocked at Player Level 15)
Malthael (Slot unlocked at Player Level 20)
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>>182964865
real news
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>>182965286
>genj free week

boy I sure am glad I never play QM
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>>182964494
That's not... entirely true. There's a decent bunch of issues with matchmaking. A lot of it comes from QM seeding and people jumping to ranked with their expecations being calibrated based on QM.

There's also issues where depending on your playtime (or how long other people have been in queue) you can get matched with people who are literally 500 to 1000+ MMR *below* you. To put that into perspective, if you're lowish diamond at 2700, that's getting a person from around gold (2200) down to getting someone from silver (1700).

I mean, for the most part it does its job *reasonably*, but occasionally it just throws everything out the fucking window. The start of every season is almost always a fucking circus because you get QM shitters seeded into diamond when they belong in silver, you get the actual diamonds, and you get masters + gm's and its just a fucking free for all for a month.
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*Icebound Fortitude* your path
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>8 minutes after nazeebo reaches 20 and picks vile infection, he still hasn't completed it
>keeps trashtalking all the game
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>>182965578
> A lot of it comes from QM seeding and people jumping to ranked with their expecations being calibrated based on QM.
perfectly fine as a starting point

> issues where depending on your playtime (or how long other people have been in queue)
unless you're at the very ends of the rating spectrum and/or playing at 3AM, there are enough people queueing for teams being balanced based on MMR
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>>182965759
vile infection is a big trap
if you're not gonna reach it anytime soon, just pick something else
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>vs vikings and stitches on garden of terror
>viking just get soak on all lanes while they 4 man deathball

Is there any hero to counter this outside of being a organized pro team?
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>>182966339
>unless you're at the very ends of the rating spectrum and/or playing at 3AM, there are enough people queueing for teams being balanced based on MMR

Kind of comes down to who has the worse retard when the MMR banding is that loose though. Which is exactly why poorly articulated complaints about matchmaking exist, because you can get wild cases where the matchmaker just says fuck it, and throws a silver, a gold, a platinum, a diamond and a master/grandmaster on each team and calls it a fucking day (and yes I have personally played in matches like that).
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>>182966719
draft a 3man that can hold a 4man okayish
draft 2 heroes with very strong lane push
vikings can't do shit vs lane push and they'll have to have one of the 4man rotate to help him
now you should have a level lead and assuming you didn't just fed them plants you should steamroll the game while the vikings wont ever be able to come back
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>>182965286
>genji
>valeera
>malth
Hahaa, time for placements and unranked, not gonna touch QM with a ten foot pole.
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>>182966719
>it takes a pro team's coordination to have any global or someone intelligent enough to snipe a 500 hp viking
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Genji is fine because it takes a reasonable amount of skill/timing to play him well while Malthael is not because any shitter can press R and spam Q and still thrive in a teamfight, it's basically impossible to play a bad Malthael
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>>182967220
I have to try that. The problem with the draft was that we had a kind of okayish set up with
Johanna, Malf, Rag, Tyrande, Genji vs
Kael, Stitches, Varian, Kharazim
and then the last pick picked TLV. I guess we just got fucked with the weaker picks. Probably have to keep banning on garden of terror right away or always draft with vikings in mind.
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>>182967751
Tyrande and Genji have 0 waveclear but then again neither do Varian or Kharazim, shouldn't be an instaloss on paper, your team was just worse skill wise
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>>182967961
I have to admit my team got hooked left and right, also just pushed lanes while the enemy disappeared from the mini map and then getting caught. I guess it was just frustrating to see viking run absolutely wild and capture pretty much all camps on the map while we tried to get something done.
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>>182967642
genji is just as brainless and much more gamebreaking
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>people cried so much about Abathurs getting MVP they made it so deaths don't negatively affect your chances of getting MVP
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>>182969234
https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/6hsqcb/current_mvp_algorithm/

It's binary as fuck *and* it doesn't matter, quit whining about it.
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>>182969234
>Whining about not getting MVP ever
>Having the second lowest kill participation on Abathur and whining about not getting MVP

lmaoing out loud
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i wish there was a way to never be first pick. these teammates can't draft for shit
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>tfw this time they are the tide and we are the driftwood :(
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>>182969501
>>182969542
I'm not whining about it, just reported my findings. I also turned in like 60 gems that game so it would have definetly been MVP if they didn't change it up
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Most infuriating line to hear?

>NERF THIS
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>>182971275
>Literally any answer but AGAIN!
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>>182971275
>travelling to Hanamura
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>every time I play abby, I get blamed for the loss if we lose no matter what
some of us must bear these feels not because we willing to, but because we are able to.
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>grandmaster picks
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>>182972509
I don't see the issue.
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>>182972509
maybe I sound too noob, but the matchup seems pretty balanced to me
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Would you get banned from conventions for cosplaying as Stitches and using his bile ult?
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>>182973101
Yes, but they'd be fine with gorge.
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Jesus fuck Valeera's voice is sexy
>>
kel'thuzad next lads
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>play a match of QM where the enemy team has 3 tanks and we have none
>just get fucking fed up with tanks
>play tychus next round in QM
>enemy team has no tanks
why did I even fall for this QM meme
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whats the appeal of playing a tank? are there people who love playing tanks?
dont get me wrong im curious about this. i dont like playing tanks and to be fair i am horrible at doing so.
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>>182973238
Nah they'll save him for Blizzcon
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>>182972712
>>182972934

>butcher
>gazlowe
>solo tank dehaka
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>>182972509
what are the #numbers for?
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>>182965286

LET ME FUCKING TRY ABATHUR ALREADY


RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>182973684

top 200 players in that region
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>>182973684
Global ranking.
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>>182973476
team generally follows you
a bunch of tanks are playmakers, that can be fun
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>>182973610
Butcher has been seeing play lately as people have discovered that if you can keep the enemy team from winning for the first 8 minutes he's insane.
However blue has no tass, uther, or medivh to go with him so he may be fucked.

Solo-tank Dehaka can work because red team's goal here is to be everywhere and punish butcher and zagara as hard as they can, where if done successfully they'll be so far ahead they don't have to worry about having other tanks. Red's goal is only assisted by Divine Shield on Worgen allowing him to tear through any of blue without issue.
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>playing samuro
>literally feeding to get the game over faster to get lvl 5
>STILL have the highest hero and siege damage
lolbabs?
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>>182965457
>>182967469
to be fair only players with at least a little bit of experience can play those
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newb here. why exactly is uther considered the best support?
because he can make you invincible?
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>>182974049
3 seconds of stun
armor for whole team
holy shock is op
also very tanky
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>>182967469
>tfw have to get those three to 5 but I fucking hate them all

500 gold and some boxes can't be worth playing Valeera a bunch of times.
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how do i play guldan?
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>>182974049
Q = burst heal, and 25% armor for 2 seconds on himself and an ally, effectively increasing their current and maximum health for that time frame.
W = moderate heal, and 25% armor for 2 seconds on himself and any allies hit, with a bit of poke damage on enemies hit. Same effect as above.
E = Point and click stun.
R = Invincible if you have a hyper carry, or Divine Storm if your entire team wrecks face

Despite his long cool downs he makes your team very hard to kill. His talents make it even worse when his W quest makes it so his armor lasts 3 seconds, his Armor talent at 7 makes it so it's 50% if the enemy team has any stuns, roots, or silences to make use of, and if he can get close enough he can ensure no enemy escapes his team's judgment.

>>182974398
Hit your Qs and your Es. Use your Ws when you need to heal up. Be aware of dive hero positions when you plan on tapping.
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>>182974398
Spam

Succ life

Fear bitches
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>>182973926
genji and malth are complete faceroll heroes
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at what point should I just quit. it looks like this all the way down
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>>182974695
stop playing QM
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>>182974695
>qm
Why do you give a shit about losing in QM

>tfw when you start the day off right
NA hero league LUL. ty blizz, i'll just see myself to bronze.
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>people still complain about qm
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>>182974786
I like not having to wait 3 hrs to get a match.
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>>182974893
HL has instant queues as well
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>>182974523
>succ life
literally never do this unless you have 0 healers and 0 enemy heroes nearby
otherwise you should just be spamming Q every 1.5 seconds instead of wasting your time channeling and self-rooting
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>>182975048
don't even do this in that situation

get the talent where you instantly kill an enemy minion for a huge heal and never bother using W unless you're 1v1 with an idiot
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>>182974695
>aba / medivh in QM
Well you can expect losses like that, cause it's almost always a mirror or vs actual sustain.
>Playing samuro at all
Went from okay to useless.
>gazlowe
hahaha, no.
>jo/dehaka
Alright heroes, but good chance you're not going to get a support.
>varian
Let me guess, you went twin blades or smash, didn't you?
>specialists
Should really be tailored to the map you're on. But because you're playing quickmatch and you cant guarantee a support, you're in for stupid shit.

You are complicit in about 3/4 of these, but the real answer is *stop fucking playing quickmatch*. You cannot expect to have anything that remotely resembles a reasonably 'balanced' game if you're throwing random retards together in random compositions on random maps. Sometimes you'll get an okay comp, sometimes you'll get thrown against literally the best possible comp for the map. And there is *always* a good chance you will get tossed against a 3-4stack that is going to cheese with shit like cho + auriel or Illi + tank + tass/aba + support.

Don't fucking play quickmatch, it is a garbage mode that exists only for retards.
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>>182974398
locate your healer
glue your ass to him, never leave his side for the rest of the game
put something heavy on the Q button on your keyboard
(seriously you should be casting this shit on cooldown any time an enemy hero or minion wave is in range)
get 2x as much siege damage and 1.5x as much hero damage as any other hero on your team with 0 thinking involved
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>>182974893
>two or three minutes is 'too long' for the twitchy ADHD retard
>but he's totally willing to play games with retard comps and lose them slowly, while doing his best not to flame or get silenced
>b-b-b-but i'm not upset by losing in qm even though i came to the nerubian spider fledging interconnection to complain about it.

Stop playing QM. You'll enjoy the game more.
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>most hero damage by a margin of 30k, and it's not like I was the only assassin on the team
>2nd most siege damage, only beat out by Gul'Dan
>2 deaths while most others have 6-8
>D.va still gets MVP cause even though she died 6 dies the pilot itself didn't die

t-thanks
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>>182965286
>Still no Zul'Jin
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>>182975567
Tilting is way easier in HL though. And does anyone even play Unranked Draft?
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>>182975871
blizzard doesn't wanna make way for de bad guy
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>>182975917
>And does anyone even play Unranked Draft?
People who've realized that QM is shit do. Or people who want to play with friends but don't want to do TL and also know that QM is garbage.
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Is the forced 50 meme true?
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>>182976856
no

>get on winning streak
>really excited about how good you're doing
>lose once eventually
>blame it on some dumb shit because you winning inflated your ego
>go on a losing streak because you're full tilt
repeat, etc
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>>182976086
Playing unranked is just willingly taking the chance to get matched with people who draft 4 assassins against a team that drafts normally. I'm not defending QM but at least in there teams are always equally retarded.
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>>182976086
QM serves a different purpose in unranked. in unranked you have people who take the game way too seriously but are also too shit/have too cold feet to play HL, so even though there is LITERALLY nothing at stake they will bitch out your entire team constantly and act like they're trying to get into the pro leagues. QM has that too, but much less of them. You can also play any hero you want in QM so if you have to level up dumb shit or want to get every hero to 15 etc you can go ahead and play nova and not feel guilty
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>>182977265
If you're silver MMR maybe, most UD games I play go reasonably well until I see someone with bronze / silver MMR, then they throw tantrums when they don't get a free win, or their team doesn't want to build around their special snowflake retard pick.
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why is ragnaros so fun?

>ping the fuck out of a fort
>team bum rushes it
>enemy comes to defend it on a sliver of health
>it goes down
>BEHOLD, RAGNAROS
>snipe someone trying to run away with Sulfuras smash
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>>182977506
The only reason I don't play ranked is cause every time i've tried to do my placement matches i end up waiting for 10 minutes to get a game. So, I stopped bothering.

I do know that once you get placed, you don't have wait times like that.

I haven't tried since 2.0 launched though. Is the wait times finally reasonable?
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>>182978059
Lengthy wait times only really exist at extreme MMR outliers or at weird times of day when there's 'issues' putting together a fair match. You are either absolutely amazing, or utter shit. Statistically you're probably shit.
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>>182975567
not that anon but ranked modes are a joke in a game with no voice chat
i'd play if i was actually able to communicate with my team
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>>182976856
Yes and no. If the matchmaker functions properly, you will be placed against enemies very slightly ahead of your skill level. Defeating them will bump you up in skill level until eventually you are outmatched resulting in a loss. Inevitably you will be in a position where you hit a wall of losses putting you closer skill level. This will mean your winrate will be high, then drop to at or around 50% until you start to improve. This isn't always the case because the system isn't absolutely perfect, but it's fairly accurate and becomes closer the more you play.

In QM and bronze however it's an actual clown fiesta of RNG leading to le forced 50 meme being invoked when every other game is a wild and whacky bullshit composition or feed/grief fest.
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>>182978243
Having played a great many games with voice chat and general low community knowledge. Trust me, you don't want voice chat in games like this.

It'll be the screechy toxic overwatch players or the dota 'fuck u u du everything wrong' faggots. It would be more prevalent than the current flaming we've got because its easier to do, and harder to report in actionable manners.

I genuinely hope hots does not ever get voice chat.
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>>182977506
I've only had like 20 HL games and the autism is much higher there than anything I've seen QM or unranked game. You get people flipping their shit all game because they didn't like a pick. In QM you at least have to actually do something stupid to get people salty at you.
>>
What are the best skins in your opinion?
For me most of the halloween ones, especially Dreadlord Arthas and Van Hellsing Valla and infested Tychus
Judgement/Sulfuras Uther and Oni Genji would be on that list too if blizzard managed to add some effects to them
>>
Newbie here
How do you know when you can push the enemy lane without getting ganked by your enemies?
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>>182978804
If you don't know where the other team is it's not safe to push.
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>>182978804
Watch your map
Multiply the number of enemies missing to your likelyhood of dying and if you even have the slightest suspicion that they may be comimg for you, you skedaddle.
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>>182978743
>Not mentioning the glorious Butcherlisk
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>>182978743
Skull abathur, Chinese jaina, sex goddess tyrande
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>>182959179
why is futa on female so good /hotsg/ros?
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>>182976856

yes. working as intended. if you're winning more than 50%, you haven't reached your spot. if you're losing more than 50%, you've been carried and need to come to your level.

a win rate of approx 50% is the sign of a properly functioning mmr system.
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>>182941461
Sagas?
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>>182980058
draenei hero when
>>
http://g1138.tumblr.com/

that auriel
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Junkrat when
>>
I disconnected during one of my TL placements, and my team went on to win. It registered as a win on my ranked page, but do I lose any mmr behind the scenes for disconnecting?
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>>182981109
Game knows where you belong.
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>>182981109

hearty kek
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>>182971275

ALL

PAID

UP
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>>182981151
will yrel be horse or regular version?
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>>182981109
>team league bronze 1
hey congrats! Shame you can't be carried to such a high rank in HL
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>>182981960
>>182981579
>>182982289
not me u dummies
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>know I should buy Genji if I really wanna climb ranked
>Zul'Jin is way more fun for me

feels bad
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>>182982335
nova one tricks have gotten to master. what's your problem?
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>>182982323
>i was only pretending to be a bronzie
>>
WHY IS HANAMAURA STILL IN THE GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>182982484
I'm not going to play this game for 10 hours a day that would be required to get to master with Nova because I would assume you'd need to balance out the massive amount of games you lose soloqueuing exclusively Nova versus people who know not to stand out in a lane alone far away from their team and just shoot you out of stealth so you have 0 escape
>>
I've got the play 8 games, 3 supports and 2 diablo. I don't feel like doing any of them. I just want to get Sylvanas to 15. That's gonna be like 2-3 games.
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>>182982901
Nice blog,where do i sub
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>>182983080
>>
I'm not sure if Nazeebo is broken or anything, but got I fucking hate dealing with this hero
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>>182983284
Upvoted:)))
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which girl would tyrande sexually bully the most?
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>>182983334
source? or just tell me if there is more sexual bullying.
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>>182981151

>finally add a draenei hero
>it's male
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>>182983284
I always cringe when I see that gif
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>>182983802
pls no
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>>182983802
he's literally the most relevant draenei so yeah. It'd be dumb if they added some literal who that just gets peoples dick wet
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>>182983746
tyrande would love bullying valeera for being a smaller inferior elf
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>>182983802
>finally add a draenei hero
It's actually Kil Jaeden
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>>182983979
>Tyrande anv Valeera schoolgirl days
>>
>Playing punchy dashy healy palmy Slav man
>Pick Iron Fists
>Murder any faggot assassin that comes for my backline because I'm too much of a pussy to dive but that'd probably work too
>Pick Insight
>Feel useless all game

What's the secret to make it worth it? Completing the quest doesn't even take long but it still feels like it barely contributes anything.
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>>182984583
tyrande 11"
valeera 3"
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>>182984583
s-sauce
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>>182982502
this is me though
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>>182984591
i know that feeling. i can finish the quest by 6min and then it doesn't do anything for me. you dont actually get many chances to punch a lot so that the cool down reduction matter.
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>dat damage on Illidan
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>>182984897
How aren't you still banned with such nickname?
>>
What are some objectively BAD heroes? Heroes that put your team at a disadvantage no matter your skill/team comp?
>>
>>182985605
Raynor
>>
>>182985605
Nova

No waveclear
No escape
Limited kill potential, basically just stands around and waits for her teammates to bring other people low

isn't a single thing she does another hero wouldn't do better
>>
>>182985709
>inb4 autistic raynor main rebutal
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>>182986134
I doubt that exist, even Chu stop playing him the minute he was fixd.
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>>182986051
>No waveclear
What is explosive rounds? What is Bribe (indirect lane pressure)?
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>>182985605
Samuro
Medivh (doesn't matter how good you are, you need coordination)
Gazlowe
Tyrande
Rexxar (they fucking butchered him)
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i did it reddit!
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>>182986453
Do you throw the games hard or just feed every know and then?
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>>182986408
tyrande is good at bronze, if people don't dodge your stun you can reach like 800 damage with it by lategame and instantly shut down anyone
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>>182986453
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>>182986453
k-keep us posted, i want to know how bad it gets
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>play Azmodan
>win every game

explain this, Blizzdrones
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>>182986453
How is it even possible to end up in Bronze 5? I'm borderline retarded and regularly miss basic concepts like soaking my lanes, don't own meta heroes and STILL placed in high gold
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>>182986779
zip it newfag
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>>182986779
By intentionally throwing/feeding.

Which is what he did.
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>>182980274
Because it imposes the characteristics you find sexually attractive on both partners.
If it was a manly man - broad shoulders, visible muscles, sharper facial features etc, you could self-insert as him, because hey, he's a good looking guy, i want to be a good looking guy.
But you won't find him sexy the same way you do futa. You're fantasizing about fucking this sexy 2d girl, but wouldn't it be better if you were sexy too? Don't you want to be as pretty and alluring as the girl you're fucking?
If you keep doing that at some point you'll entirely discard the idea of futa being an abnormal combination of male and female features. Add to that the familiarity of how good having a dick feels and you'll be fantasizing about the "woman" capable of feeling that pleasure instead of the girl they're fucking.
Wouldn't it be nice to give a beautiful woman the experience of shooting thick ropes of gooey cum? Seeing the ecstacy on her soft feminine face? Watching her breasts go up and down in sync with her heavy breath?
Then you find out about taker_pov and keep going down the rabbit hole.
TLDR: It's a jewish trick to make you start liking dicks or make you think men can't be good looking without breasts and fat asses.
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>>182987150
the cycle is usually like homophobe -> likes futa -> likes dicks -> "traps aren't gay" -> likes femboys -> gay

its a gateway drug
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>>182986779
grandmasters are retarded at 0 things (but still have plenty of places to improve)
masters are retarded at max 1 thing
diamond are retarded at ~5% of the things
goldies are retarded at ~15% of the things
silver 40%
bronze 75%
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>>182987150
Quit the armchair psychology and post the source.
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>NOW I AM COMPLETE
what does illidan mean by this?
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>>182987150
taker pov is good tho
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>>182987150
I like pineapple, I like pizza, but I realize that pineapple on pizza is shit-tier garbage for retards with bad taste.

Just because you like things separately doesn't mean you have to like them together.

Also selfinserting is for fags and lonely otaku virgins. Don't imagine yourself as being the fictional character.
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Is lava wave Ragnaros the ultimate "stop your team from losing" hero?
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>>182987750

>no one at high levels takes lava wave
>silver shitters love lava wave
>/hotsg/ loves lava wave

wow what le ebin coincidents
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>>182986553
samuro is good in bronze too if you use him to just get camps and play him more as a specialist
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>>182986534
i try and throw as hard as possible sometimes despite say 13 deaths we still win
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>>182986408
all these heroes are alright
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>>182988158
and you never get silenced?
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>>182986206
Explosive rounds is mediocre and comes at 13

bribe is not waveclear you dumb nova picker
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>>182987876
Lava Wave is the correct choice on Braxis you fucking retard.
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>>182987876

because you don't have to keep your team from throwing the match at high levels?
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>>182987329
What if i like dicks in porn but find real life gay sex repulsive? That's where i am right now.
>>182987419
Try tagovantor.
>>182987656
It's not so much about imagining yourself as the character, more about twisting the image of what you want to look like.
I agree though, pineapple pizza is peak degeneracy and anyone who likes it should be purged.
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>>182988687
no it isn't
please stop spreading this nonsense
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>>182988392
no because i'm a good goy. i dont whisper anyone but fellow lili lover big dingo got silenced for throwing and he never whispered anyone either
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>>182987876
Lava wave was picked on tomb yesterday in the korean HGC, they took the upgrade at 20 too.
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>>182988947
and did they win? exactly
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>>182920657
>>182920964
>>182921559
900+ levels difference; same mmr

gitgud
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>>182987876

what part of "stop losing" you don''t get?
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>>182988158
>i try and throw as hard as possible
Why? That sounds like an atrocious waste of time. And you're not even a specialist split pushing if you have 13 deaths so you spend most of your time being dead? What's the goal?
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is it possible to kill an enemy hero by throwing lightning shield, lili serpent, blast wave, and divine shield on an abathur and walking at heroes
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>>182923217
Abathur isn't actually treated as a "real" support, but more like a halfway support in a pool along with Tyrande and Tassadar.
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>>182989305
abathur is not support
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>>182924898
>Episode 2 Arya melds

happened in episode 1 m8
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>>182893652
>not liking pandas
at least you don't consider Greymane a furfag

that's actually 2 steps to solve this problem
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>>182989221
Instead of stopping them from losing you could take the useful ult and win.
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>>182989381
use your lazy ass eyes to read the thread, talking about how MM in QM treats abathur not actually what he is
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>>182927118
I'd be down for blizzard copying more WC3 custom maps
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>>182989695
you mean like dota? would be pretty cool if they made an official version of that
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>>182989239
Crashing this game, with no players left!
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>>182989279
Maybe murky
Thats only like 1700 damage in that combo of spells over like 12 second and DS only lasts 3.
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>>182986779

Man I'm in grandmaster and I feel like I'm retarded half the time. It doesn't matter how good you get. You'll always feel retarded.
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>>182990064
well if you're NA GM that's expected
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when is hots getting someone with a thornmail
i want to blow up people who try to blow me up
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>>182990196

EU
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>>182990254
genji :^)
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do you like blizz as a company?
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>>182990270
That's even worse, if people like Grub or Mewn can achieve even master the region is lost
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>>182990389
I don't like any companies
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>>182987150
>>182987656
>>182988801

I don't understand the fucking self insert in porn. When I watch something sexual I always focus on the feeling I have perceiving what I see I don't self insert ever. The most self insert thing I can do is really self inserting as the dick. It's like I was a small little thing in the middle of the whole scenes even if I am attached to a female (futa) it's like I am in the middle of two females which one has a dick.

Also I get so much triggered when people like pineapple on pizza its literally normie choice and its disgusting.

captcha: dresses
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>>182990389
the jews ruined them a long time ago
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>>182990415

Mewn is American tho.
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>>182991070
pls leave this thread
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>>182991272

good goy
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>>182991272
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>>182985709

>raynor is bad meme

when will this stale meme go away?
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>>182991712
When it stops being true
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>eat some jalepenos from my garden for lunch
>play some hots
>semen demon tyrande tempts me with her goddess curves

now my dick burns

worth
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> but beyond the confusion associated with mixing Master/GM players at the D3 cap at the start of the season, haven't seen major issues. There's a lot of "I belong here and they don't" sentiment that floats around, but that's true of every rank and doesn't appear to be any more accurate here than the "I'm in Silver but belong in Platinum" ones. There are edge cases, but they're rare.
You can stop playing, they see nothing wrong with the game.
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>>182990389
No. Maybe if they merged with Valve.
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>>182993168
>liking valve

literally worse than blizzard
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>>182993263
Valve was always a good dev but an icky publisher.
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>>182993542

But they don't develop shit anymore.
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>>182993542
they have literally not made a game in years. Almost all of the employees who actually made the games that gave valve such a great reputation have left the studio because it's shitty as hell to work for

Steam is one of the most fucking awful services that practically has a monopoly stranglehold on the PC gaming market that most people just accept because of reddit memes about how great gabe is
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>>182993880
everyone says how awful steam is but im yet to see concrete arguments besides some jew memes
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>>182993698
No they dont.
On the other hand Blizz feels like Spielberg top production stuff with no original charm you hoped in the first place.

Compare remastered victory screen to original one, do you see anything missing?
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>>182991272
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>>182992381
subscribed
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>>182991272
Time of reckoning is near parasite.
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>>182991712
he's not completely terrible
he's just a rightclick-and-do-nothing-else hero who is currently both a bit weaker and much simpler than the game's other ranged right click heroes
so there's no real reason to pick him over valla, greymane, cassia, et cetera.
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>>182891491
>The Genji has more than 0 deaths

How is that possible? Nigga you can leave literally any fight, you have a self cleanse and can become totally invincible.
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>>182994404
They botched up whole Greenlight thing so much its getting scrapped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raIef6QXu0E
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>>182990389
Not really.
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>>182994404
greenlight is trash
support is trash
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>>182994404
Valve spent millions of dollars trying to fight EU/AUS laws about giving refunds to players , and basically tried to dick over the courts and argue that the law didn't actually apply to them. And when they did give refunds, they don't actually give refunds, just give you back the steam store credit.

When the steam workshop opened for games like TF2, DOTA, and CSGO they originally gave the actual creators of the content they were selling 25% of the cut, and bragged about the fact that people could actually make a living designing these in game items for valve. Now, it's down to 5%-7%, and any attempts at renegotiation from valve's financial division is met with complete silence. However workshop artists do get promt responses from the technical and tool support team, so basically the message is "yes keep basically working for free for us, but go fuck yourself if you think we're going to pay you anything for it." Artists were also promised a share of transactions made from their items on the steam marketplace when that was announced, but of course that lie never came to fruition either, and anyone that attempts to ask valve about this is essentially blacklisted.

The multi billion dollar international corporation also asks it's players to donate their own money to DOTA 2 tournament prize pools through shit like battle passes, and even then only donates 25% of the actual money they make off battle passes and keeps the rest for itself

from a customer service standpoint they're also genuinely awful, you can't even delete your steam account.
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how did we win tho
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>>182995090
>>182995858

>Good, noble idea that just dont work
I dont see how providing people place to publish games easily is inherently bad.
The amount of trash games and shovel-ware is responsibility of community mostly. They see bad meme games and they approve them. In turn some basement devs see this as a opportunity to cash in on poorly made games.

>Support is trash
if you think this level of support is trash
i dont know how there can be good support in the world at all
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>>182994404
>nonresponsive glitchy client that fucks up half the time and requires you to dick around to do anything on it
>started and cultivated the shitty loot box paid store/rng player economy craze with tf2, dota 2 and csgo
>you technically don't own any of your games although this is seen as normal now because literally every major company tries doing the steam thing
>shitty review system that works like reddit, rewarding hivemind think and memes so you never see any honest reviews for any games and just "EPIKKKKK!! LMAO XD" reviews
>greenlight system that opened the floodgates to shitty indie games full of memes and then deemed a failure so those games still clog up the market but now you have to pay 100 dollars to get your game on steam
>can't confirm this so feel free to contend the point but: I have friends who have games on steam and apparently the refund system and the cut valve takes punishes games that don't make a lot of sales and make your income really inconsistent compared to something like itch.io
>probably more I can't think of at the moment
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>>182996080
Nova and Malthael vs retards
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>>182996058
wait, hat makers don't make 25% anymore? wow, hahahahaha
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>>182994404
>live in maple leaf land
>try to gift burger friend video game for birthday
>"YOU CANNOT GIFT THIS GAME AS THE CURRENCY DIFFERENCE IS TOO LARGE"
>MFW it's a fucking 3 dollar game
>probably a 10 cent different
fuck valve, fuck steam
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>>182996430
keep in mind a lot of what made steam workshop so profitable was actual AAA 3d modelers doing quality work that the playerbase fucking loved and bought a shitton of. Now all of them have fucked off because it's literally not financially stable for them to spend so much time making so many items for 1/5% of the money they used to make, and so the workshop item quality has vastly decreased, in turn meaning people aren't buying as many items.

short term profitability > long term player and creator satisfaction in the eyes of valve, they basically saw "hey we can make even MORE money if we dick over the people working for us for basically free" and then people stopped working for free.
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>>182975871
He was free like two, max three weeks ago.
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>>182995075
if you pretend to be raynor but with 3 escapes, genji is invincible

if you play to genji's strengths and dive in aggressively for kills when you know you can finish someone off with swiftstrike + a few shuriken, you will have a much larger impact on the game. but you might fuck up a few times and die
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After a 35 minutes game which we managed to comeback on that immortals map. We lost both lanes at around minute 16 and they had azmodan who was pushing the hell out of us

Feelsgoodman
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>>182996295
>nonresponsive glitchy client
no better alternative even with all big companies making their own clients
>started and cultivated the shitty loot box
everyone just jealous they didnt think of that 1st
>don't own any of your games
not owning is a valid point but thats information age for you, cant cash in on all your old disk anymore
>review system
it existence is already a step in the right direction
>greenlight system
not inherently bad
>refund system
cant comment on that because i dont buy games im not sure will be good

>>182996058
>% cut
Thats one actually a 1st good argument towards valve shittines
They provided modders and hat creators some income which no one did before
Then they cut it to the level of pennies.

>Refunds
all in all they do provide them so thats a plus even if its in steambux
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redpill me on post-nerf Malthael
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>>182997812
Same but less OP
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>>182997773
>not inherently bad
no but their implementation was shit
>>
Ever since Genji, why should you ever play Illidan/Tracer?
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>>182997773
>no better alternative
if you have a massive spear lodged up your ass and taking it out just inserts another huge spear that looks a tiny bit different that doesn't instantly make you have to excuse the first spear for being shit
>everyone is just jealous they didn't think of it first
ok sure you can say that eventually somebody would have done it but the fact that valve did it made it so people gobbled it up like a fat cock and now it's not leaving for a long time in comparison to if EA did it or some shit and people got mad at them for it and it died in a few years
>existence is a step in the right direction
it isn't when you have blantantly shitty games that are given 85-90% positive reviews because of some meme or hype train, and laziness causes most to assume that "hey steam reviews must be pretty accurate don't need to cross check sources"
>not inherently bad
#IdeasGuy
>cant comment on that because i dont buy games im not sure will be good
you don't, but a lot of people do then refund it after playing for 15 minutes causing creators to get inconsistent funds
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>>182998756
because he is banned
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>>182998756
>tracer
never
>illidan
genji is banned or you want somebody with a slightly different playstyle for fun
>>
can i get a quick rundown on Stukovs backstory?
>>
>>182998756

Because Tracer + Tass is crazy early pressure on top of being strong late game. Because Illidan is picked mainly for his soak/split push/jungling potential.

Completely different heroes, man.
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>>182997773
>All in all they do provide them

you know what else provides refunds? EAs origins. Two years before Valve did. With real money. And they didn't spend millions in courts trying to not give refunds instead of just giving the player back their $15
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>>182999248
I dont agree. I think the Tracer + Tass combo is too easily countered to risk 2 picks. I suppose Illidan is indeed goor for mercs and shit but honestly it doesnt always work out.
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>>182997812
still OP as shit
>>
>>182998996
If taking out that spear would kill, you would be glad it is as small as possible.
>
>
>
You cant cure human stupidity so there cant be ideal system that relies on people.

we got a little offtopic here so thats will be my last post about steam here, sorry my dudes about bringing it up, just wanted some discussion
>>
henlo orc
henlo you STINKY orc
go take a camp dummy
>>
>>182997812
more damage, less utility

all in all still pretty decent.
>>
>tfw lvl 20 hunt illidan with zuljin taking reveal talent
bless
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>Li ming flames and threatens to report our whole team for having the most hero damage
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>>183000289
i just realized all of the orc heroes are the best in the game at taking camps

guldan isnt that good but still decent
>>
> Darnassian Archery
> Basic Attacks against enemy Heroes grant a stacking 5% increased Attack Damage bonus for 4 seconds. This bonus is lost when Basic Attacking non-Heroes.
Is there a limit of stacks on this? if not, wouldn't this make Tyrande a pretty insane duelist, especially at level 10/13/20?
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>>183001029
Worst talent at that tier
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>win in literally 5 min on braxis against five man premade
QM is a magical place
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>>183000795
Is thrall good at camping? I think Gazlowe is better than Rehgar, too
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dude am I edgy yet rofl
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>>183001175
He shouldn't say they're the best at camps but they're all pretty good at it.
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>>182998756
Illidan is VERY occasionally a good pick on big maps like Nukes and Shire where split fighting happens a lot
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>>182998756
Global and camps, I lock in Illidan every time I'm able to on BHB
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>>183001029
She's good at dueling with that, but hots isn't a dueling game where you just let someone AA you for 60 seconds straight. It takes like 30+ stacks to start being impactful damage. Who is going to let Tyrande just stand there and AA to stack that high? That's like 25 seconds of auto attacking.

The talent that you take is the spell armor and just use your heal only on yourself to keep up your 60 spell armor, that makes you a far better duelist than Darnassian Archery, without it you just die in 2 seconds to anything.
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>>183000289
>>183000795
tfw someone calls me Gul'dan as Samuro
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>>182986408
>Samuro and Rexxar
>Bad
>>
>>183001564
not sure I'm understand that talent either, it says 15 spell armor for 6s, stackable 4 times but Tyrande's Q is on a 12s cd
>>
wait, is the lady from dragon shire the same announcer of dota?
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>>183002031
When you auto attack you reduce the CD on your heal by 2 seconds, you need to be constantly AAing. She heals for basically nothing, but keeping up that spell armor is important when dueling with her.

Also for DA, you reset your stacks if you hit a non-hero including their summons or lane minions or a structure etc.
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>>182996058
wtf i hate valve now
>>
>>183002536
>not even matching slut suits
DROPPED
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>>183002536
>right one wearing body paint
why do women do this
>>
>>183002297
oh right can't believe I missed that, thanks
looks really interesting against mage heavy comps
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>>182993880
>that practically has a monopoly stranglehold on the PC gaming market that most people just accept
Remember how people reacted when EA origin came out? Fun times, why some people even claimed that it was install spyware on your PC.
>>
is pursuit of flame worth it even if you're going Q build
>>
>esports teams/genji/tracer get banners before the burning hells, high heavens, scourge, UED, Firelands, and burning legion

uhh hotsbabs?
>>
>>183002884
Not sure that's body paint. But are you telling me you wouldn't walk around in the nude without being ostracized for it?
>>
>>183002884
That's not bodypaint unless her skin has seams and her butt cheeks are fused together.
>>
Why is Valla so fucking rad?
>>
>>183003282
are your buttcheeks not fused together?
>>
Why is miss such a massive cunt? Seriously, what crawled up her ass and gave her a massive haemorrhoid?

anyone got her nudes
>>
>>183002953
yes, it has the most synergy and I'd say it's still more worth it than the others even if it only results in you hitting a couple more people occasionally
>>
I'm starting to like playing the Aspect of Menthol Cigarettes Angel.
>>
>>183003396
>>183003396
NEW THREAD
>>183003396
>>183003396
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>>183003515
>deep voice
>smokes a lot
>smells bad
>other angels are niggers
is malth a nigg
>>
>>183001029
If an enemy hero sits around for a billion years without fighting back while you attack them the damage bonus will get pretty high, especially against big fat punching bags like Dva.

But in most cases the trueshot aura will be far, far better. Instead of 0% bonus damage, then 5%, then 10%, then 15%, etc, you get to start out at 20% bonus damage for 5 seconds (and then you drop to +10%)
Using shadowstalk + trueshot aura will do MORE damage than shadowstalk+ darnassian in the first 5 seconds. Yeah darnassian archery 'scales infinitely' but it doesn't actually get ahead on total damage done until the 10th attack. And if you have at least 1 teammate nearby the aura gets a hell of a lot better.

And if you're not going for meme pretend-to-be-nova gameplay with shadowstalk, you should really definitely absolutely take the aura that benefits your whole team.
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>>183002953
it increases your flame aoe by a tiny tiny tiny amount
it's better than nothing if you're too much of a shitter to finish corruption quest i guess
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I just noticed that Auriel back...jesus christ my dick
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