/ink/ - Splatoon General

Sex with Marina, sex with Marina !

Remove waifufags

Good splatfest, Team Cake. You're all right.

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Did you see or do any squidbagging during the Splatfest, /ink/?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13451803

Sex with Pearl, sex with Pearl !

>>182891174
-rainy

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>>182891050
>>182891270
Which one is it?

>>182891174
Some kid name jordan squidbagged me, proceeded to slap his shit 3 times in very humiliating ways

>>182891142
You too. Can't wait for the next one!

>>182891174
The yes option doesnt make sense. Its the same shit.

Reminder that it's pointless to get mad at your opposing splatfest team, because you'll almost certainly be on the same side as some of them in another splatfest.

>>182891174

I did it but the controls just seem all kinds of crazy plus I discovered my controls weren't calibrated post-fest

It's pretty pointless to repeat myself. But I will because it really disappoints me and has been my biggest disappointment with Splatoon so far.

I absolutely hate that they merged the European and American splatfest results. I hate it.

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>Not including the Euro results in the OP.
You had one job.

>>182892416
But that's US, EU was 76% cream

https://twitter.com/wagon_Tzelda/status/886275081734725632/video/1

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What do you guys thinks would be the best possible set for the Octobrush?

>>182893005
burst bomb
baller, but don't know how it will play, so maybe something else

>>182892661
Is that Callie trying to call out for help?

>>182892540
It not US, its a fake image. 51 + 89 =! 100

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>>182892052
Technically it was just a testfire, not a real splatfest.
I doubt they'll merge results again.

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>>182893005
Kraken with mini krakens for the subweapon

>>182893603
That's Permanent Inkbrush already.

>>182892052
>>182893457
maybe EU will even get its own localization with the real game

Did they just throw all the specials out of the window?

>>182893827
And yet again, N-Zap 85 is a strictly better version of Splattershot Jr.

>>182894003
no, tower control still exists

>>182894003
Yes. They've announced a few times all specials will be new, none of the old ones should be recycled.

>>182894003
Yes they nerf all the specials. Splatoon2 special are more skill dependent.

>Some people got the game already
Hurry up and spoil the story for me

>>182893827
>N-zap with nu-bubble
Hng

>>182894187
I'd say they require support from your teammates to do anything. For example, Tenta Missiles are pretty weak unless you use them to put your enemy into territory where your teammates are waiting for them.

>>182891174
Squid what?

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>>182893257
Why burst bomb? It wouldn't really combo in the same way that it did with carbon

>>182893603
As much as it was great for brushes, I will not miss kraken for a second

I honestly think that the set in >>182893827 is really good for the brush. Autobombs offer a ranged kill/pressure option, and can flush people out into flanks with the homing. And the Inkjet offers range and more vertical maneuverability

Just stopping by to say ice cream and marina are best food and girl.

Better luck next time pearlfags

>>182894256
Callie kills both pearl and marina since they both were octolings and take over as the new idols.

First time playing, the normal weapon is my favorite so far, is it actually good?
I sucked at using the special though, and kept getting killed in the air

>>182894469
Not him but I would also like burst bombs on Octo. They're just the best for mobility.

The explosions in Spla2n are really mediocre, inklings barely splat and the missile launcher just splurts

As that skulls special going to be good? This is basically them just nerfing the bubble in the first one. But only being able to take one hit before it wears off? I dont know if that would be good or not. Maybe up against really good charger opponents? Anything else and it would just be useless since it usually takes more than one hit to kill you.

>>182893827
Is the aerospray going to get the buff it rightfully deserved ever since the first game was released?

>>182894727
It would help climb walls faster, but I feel like I would rather have splatbombs or something. Nouveau's set was great, imo. Got to S with it. the only think that could've made it better would have been adding kraken to it for that TC and RM cheese

>>182894730
the rainmaker explosion looks pretty good

>>182894256
Callie becomes a genetically deformed octoling, with a meat arm similar to edgy mercer

>>182895041
I just love being able to instantly create an area I can swim in. Pair that with Ink Res and Swim Speed Up and it's great for closing distance or getting away.

>>182894730
And bombs just sploot and inkjets just splut!!

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Greetings from /ic/

>>182894469
burst bombs are better for mobility and range

>>182895352
Are you alright with constructive criticism?

>>182895642
I know this isnt much good, but shoot.

>>182895702
it fucking sucks

nah I'm memeing, it's cute

>>182895251
>>182895619
Eh, I never really had a problem with mobility as a brush. And other subs gave me the range I wanted with more kill power. To each their own, I guess

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>>182895934
Fucking thank you anon

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>tfw you win in a midair inkjet duel

>>182896064
are her pants are turning on and off again?

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>all these people playing early

ITS NOT FAIR

>>182896276

it's a feature

>>182896450
I thought it was an octopusibility

>>182894378
Not really. It works the same way as Wail, except it inks, leads to less predictable results and that can't be used to lock up places in advance, only force people out if they're already in. Jet is pretty self-sufficient, literally a moon jump Range Blaster, Stingray needs your team to protect you but that's about it, Storm is a less convenient and less damaging Inkstrike, Splashdown, Baller and Armor are self-explainatory.

>>182893827
How you get this?

How are u all playing early??

>>182897167

Direct

>>182897265
My dad works for nintendo.

>>182895035
What buff? It needs no buff, in fact it even got nerfed when Picks came out by making it ink less when jumping. It's THE best unsafe inker in the game, simply because its ridiculous slipperiness makes it almost safe, all three kits synergize very well with it (yes, even RG), and its splat is really forgiving.

>>182896169
>tfw you win against inkjet squid with a dualies
I love dodging the those shits and killing them while they act all high and mighty.

>>182897458
Because it's the worst weapon the game where the only chance you have at spaltting someone is if they are completely unaware of your presences, and even if you get the drop on someone, if they have any reflexes, it will end in a mutual splatting because of how low the Aerospray's damage output is.

It needs a buff badly so you're not just a free kill running around on the field.

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I'm watching a vid with some guy claiming the Slosher is buffed. I'm watching the invitational and whilst it's good I'm not seeing it do anything it couldn't in Splatoon

So anyone else looking forward to the end of zombie meta?

>>182894186
>>182894187
The bomb launcher kind of looks like a better and more elaborate bomb rush though.
I hope that it feels similar but has more uses. I always really liked the bomb rushes.

>>182897749
Man, the worst main weapon is Jr, closely followed by Sploosh and Inkbrush. Aero has redeeming qualities in its ridiculous ability to create a ton of ink out of thin air and overall having ink output so massive you can just swipe across and still get solid coverage, plus its frequently occuring 4-hit is almost as fast as Sploosh's. Whereas Junior is a worse Nzap, which in itself is a worse Splash with its only redeeming quality being run speed that Jr doesn't get, and Sploosh has utterly amputated range and total inability to ink and get closer as a result, plus it has shit kits unlike the other two cuddleguns.

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>>182897265
>>182897409

For real tho, I see a ton of people here and elsewhere posting about it.

>>182899589
There was a demo splatfest yesterday if you are talking about that.

>>182899501
Any of those can kill an aerosrpay because it's 5 hit weapon (4 is a lie.) and you also fail to take into account the wide spread which is great for inking turf, but terrible for a fight so that leaves a window for the enemy to splat you and you can do piss all.

Aeropsray is only goof for inking turf, it's awful at everything else and deserves a buff.

>>182891174
The real question is if anyone on ice cream had any squid parties with each other during mirror hell.

>>182893308
They haven't said "Bam!"/"Buh-Blam!" yet so that's just a freeze frame of the spinning numbers.

>>182897449
That's adorable

>>182899112

Eh, a new meta will emerge in Splatoon 2 and /ink/ will endlessly bitch about that instead.

>>182891174
I got squidbagged once

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ygv5kp9044

Sweet fucking christ, it's like every time I hear a new song from this game it's my new favorite. Toru Minegishi is knocking it out of the fucking park in this game god damn. Makes me really curious to hear what the single player has to offer when I get the game.
Is anyone else as impressed with the music as me? It seems way more polished and high-quality than the first game's soundtrack, amazingly enough. Didn't expect it to be this much of an improvement but damn it's good.

>>182899815
Aero's 5-hit is literally just one frame slower than Jr, Splash and Zap's 4-hit. One measily frame for vastly better turfing ability and mobility than any of them sounds like a nice deal. Yes, accuracy is trash, but if you make it accurate you get Splash, abd Splash doesn't ink nearly as well, so just get close- or, if facing a Carbon, yiu can abuse the guranteed 50% hit rate at max range that is hard-coded into it (yes, it is a thing)

>>182899815
It's not even that great at painting, because any weapon with more range(read:most of them) can kill it safely from a distance and stop that painting.

>>182900536
respawn punisher will be the new meta

>>182900574
Ebb & Flow, Endolphin Surge, Don't Slip, and Acid Hues are legit god tier songs that have no right being all in the same game. The songs I didn't mention are still fucking amazing too.


Also Off the Hook > Squid Sisters

>>182900616
That's like saying Carbon is useless because any long-ranged weapon can kill it, but that's not the case, and Aero is considerably more sneaky and slippery than Carbon. Though indeed, that fact limits its usability, Dual Squelcher and Mini Splatling are still best inkers in the game overall- but these splat worse, Zimi being an exception as it's a dirty cheater.

>>182900829
>>182900536
>>182899112

ink resistance will be meta for a while and newbies will likely go for ninja squid

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>>182900574
One of the splatfest maps had some great music. Even though I sucked shit I could always feel a bit better because we were jamming to a sweet song.

>>182900574
This is really good. I love the little Callie samples that are dabbled around the song and then you hear the Octoling sound coming through. It's like Callie is calling out to you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjc0CNXg1kQ

>>182901008
Gotta admit, I dont really like Ebb&Flow that much, sucks to be me cause its main splatfest battle theme.

Also no.

>>182901224
We get it, niggers love ice cream.

>>182900829
It's shit, because it makes you respawn slower too.

>>182901968
git gud and don't die

>>182901629
It is dangerous to post kids anon, stick to squids.

>>182901073
The Carbon isn't that great without a decent amount of latency on your side. Even then, it only does well because it consistently kills near instantly and has a burst bomb to extend its range. The Aerospray is both slow and random.

>>182902126
Wat? I just google ice cream.

>>182901008
Color Pulse > Inkopolis Evolution
Acid Hues >>> Ink Me Up = Ebb & Flow > Muck Warfare

I still love the Squid Sisters a whole lot, they're the main driving force for me to play the single player, but musically Off the Hook totally has them beat. Their songs are just that fucking good.
But to be fair this opinion might be subject to change in the likely chance the Squid Sisters come out with a new kick-ass final boss theme.

>>182902107
Okay, I won't. Then your Respawn Punisher will still be useless.

>>182902163
But it had a girl doing lewd stuff.

>>182902341
Uhh, she's just eating ice cream dude.

But if it triggers you I'll delete it just for you.

>>182901968
It's more of an inscentive to not touch you, and the ones most likely to not catch on it and get a penalty are chargers and splatlings- the very foundation of most teams. Once they're gone, the rest of the team will be easier to crumble, anf punusher ensures thst they will be gone for long.

>>182901968
charger meta

>>182902309
If you're confident and actually good then it can help. You're already getting a lot out of it if you can manage to splat more than 1 enemy before they splat you.

>>182902431

I want too see the male version

>>182902406
>she's just eating ice cream dude
To be fair, little girls licking stuff is actually really lewd depending on the point of view.

>>182902573
A good charger isn't going to be dying very often. Besides, chargers have already started to fall out of the meta in favor of just having a blaster or more painting pressure, and the lack of damage will not help one bit.

I would naturally need to have a slightly lower gyro sensitivity to best simulate the motions like with the wii u controller right? I think that is what was throwing me off. Played all of the splatfest but I still could not get the hang of making finer quick adjustments. I think I had my sensitivity all the way up in splatoon 1. But since the joy con controller set up is not as wide as the wii u one I have to make it lower so I can make those similar wider movements I think right?

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>>182902341
sounds to me like you guys are perverts

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What's your favorite color /ink/?
Mine is green.

>>182903090
>no Yellow

Hm? But yeah, it's yellow

>>182903005
Probably with the joycons. I played the entire demo on a pro controller with +2 gyro, and 0 sticks. I played Splat one at -0.5.

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>>182903090
This one

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>it's still only sunday

>>182903054
Hey, I never said I wasn't. That pic was enough to make me hard.

>>182903267
>game made for pedophiles attracts actual pedophiles
I guess I shouldn't have been surprised.

I just wanted to gloat about ice cream not help you jack off to 4 year olds.

>>182903221
4 days, 5 hours anon. You can do it.

>>182903090
Green, green girl also dresses the best.

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Dumb question but how do you delete the demo?

>>182903357

I don't think it was made for paedophiles

>>182903429
Press start on it in the home menu.

>>182902131
Aero is a death of thousand cuts, it doesn't need to come all at once- it can dance around the enemy for however long it needs to. Shooting enemies' feet both improves accuracy to ~70-75% from far and up to all of them up close, and traps them with massive amount of ink like no other weapon can. This doesn't sound that cool until you consider that not every weapon is a 52- in fact, the only weapons that splat considerably faster than Aero are it, Carbon, H3, blasters, Sploosh and Splattershot. 96 and small 4-hits are, again, only one frame slower which is nothing.

>>182903518
The Aerospray is unlikely to get those 5-shots outside of kissing range, and will more likely be a 6, 7, or even 8 shot.

>>182903357
>not help you jack off to 4 year olds
Anon please, she looked 6 at least.
But for all I care, you should post more lolis with ice cream.

>made for pedophiles
I also doubt that, many people besides lolicons like this game. That's why Marina became popular instantly on the west, she is the only mature looking character.

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So young yet he's going to be so much richer than Spyke

>>182903504
Thanks

>>182902431
WOOMY

>>182903664
>lolicons
Mate I'm a lolicon, but I can't jack off to actual 6 year olds, they are gross and annoying.

Please keep your shit to yourself and out of here, thanks.

>>182903518
Unless you are playing against C ranks you won't be dancing around anyone.

didn't some video demonstrate with the splashdown that you can respawn and still have full meter to use when you fly in? Or was I missing something and you still lose special meter for dying

>>182903778
Lolicon doesn't means what you think anon, but you are right I guess, it is better to keep it fictional here.

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looks like a guy on a splatoon discord has been datamining and compiling the weapon sets for the game, here's a first compilation of what he's got so far, but take this with a grain of salt

im not the one who's making these, only reposting here
but i will post a link to the discord if anyone asks

>>182903953
Those are all ones from the trailer.

>>182903953

nothing new shown. what great datamining

Is Nintendo getting their shit together or hackers/dataminers getting worse/less motivated

>>182903789
I mean, I won't do it in S+ because I'm not that confident in my dancing skills, but I easily do it in S, and I know a guy who got to S+99 doing exactly what I say here.

My theory is that ARMS is in the same universe as splatoon but is the result of humans evolving further after leaving the planet

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>>182904018
>>182904125
oops
but this guy is doing it, just waiting for the compilation to be posted

>>182904125
They didn't learn anything. Full shop text was already in the demo, including Sheldon's rambling.

>>182903953
unf nice i get my splatling gun right out the gate? aw fuck it might be behind a level requirement

>>182904213
>dynamo with panic button
unf
and what is that sub?

>>182902687
funny, I was thinking that too cuz I follow this artist on twitter & they mainly draw the inkling boy (at least before Pearl & Marina's reveal)

>>182904213
Dynamo with disruptor. Good fucking lord.

>>182904575
The armor takes too much time to be a panic button. And it has disruptiors.

>>182904726
these were the slowers, right?

>>182904575
mist, inherited original disruptor pic

>>182904776
Yeah, but they were reworked.

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>>182904575
new disruptor i think

also here's the custom hydra
but i think i might wait to post more until the compilation is up

there's more, but like only 6-ish i think
i dont know how much more is gonna be in the comp if any but im gonna repost it here either way

but remember im not the leaker, this guy is

>>182904993
hey can i get a link to the discord?

>>182904993
THAT SUB AND SPECIAL ARE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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>>182902687

>>182903949
Not how I use it, but you do you man. Just don't touch any kids I may have.

>>182903953
>Data mining
What cancer.

It's like a little shit that tears open all his presents before christmas.

>>182905213

we'll never get the centre and the right one and the left would have one of the default pants

>>182905148
improved inkmines aren't necessarily shit. splashdown isn't great though...

>>182904993
THIS is what I want.
I can think of 10+ scenarios where this will be great.

can someone link me to that splatoon discord?

>>182905136
here
https://discordapp.com/invite/9YYw842
took me a sec to find it, but im not too sure if it still works; link's old

also, it seems this magnetoflash fellow is simply an outlet/mouth for the dataminer, not the dataminer himself
reason being he doesn't want to get ninteninja'd

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>>182902687

>>182906051
ok thanks anon

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>>182904213
>DYNAMO
>WITH
>FUCKING
>DISRUPTOR
>AND WITH INK ARMOR

Suicide is more fun, I guess.

>>182905213
>>182906091
How the fuck do those buzzsaw squid cut their hair tentacles anyway?

Did ANYONE get a kill with the stingray during the demo?
Fucking hell.

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>>182907251
i did

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>tfw you understand how to use tentamissiles

>>182904993
Splashdown is gonna be useless on it... You're not gonna be using the superjump thing because you're a hydra and just using splashdown as a panic button isn't gonna work since you're gonna be fucking dead once you come back down.

>>182904213
Look well friends, this is your Splatoon meta.

Post more weapon cards! They're good discussion points.

>>182907605
i just enter and asked the guy, he said that in 10 minutes he will show more stuff i think?

>>182907759
:)

So, who's the best /ink/ player that still actually plays with /ink/?

>>182908125
me!

>>182908125

I am

>>182907251
Got one on an inkjet.

>>182908298
Yeah, I did too. Stingray is actually pretty good at squashing other specials, but so is everything in the game lol

>>182908125
Me. >>182908212 and >>182908223 are shit and liars.

>>182908572
rude

So the NDA expires tommorow? Does that mean people can show if the squid sisters returning to do the news or not tommorow?

>>182906690
Didn't it mention somewhere in the splatoon 1 lore that styling and cutting their hair was painless and it can grow back? I am pretty sure I read it in some sunken scroll or tweet or something

>>182908649
Does that mean that their tentacles have no feeling? Huh. there go my fantasies of tickling and playing with a woomy's tentacles

>>182908125
Definitely not me
>1750

>>182907413
does the stingray give you a brief moment of enemy sight? Or was that splatoon direct misleading. I dont think I saw it happen in that webm so I assume no

>>182908125
Anon

>>182908821
It does

>>182908646

I expect there'll be a time limit on how much they can show but not what they can show so I expect some people will show the most spoilerific stuff to get them clicks

>>182908821
yeah you can see the enemy through walls with the stingray, if you stop shooting it will show them again for a seoncd

>>182908821
Only when you're not shooting and only if they're behind walls.

>>182908821
It does, but only when you're aiming, not firing,

>>182908952
>>182908975
>>182908935
>>182908869
ah i see, maybe it wont be so terrible to use then

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>have to go to BB in person to pick up squid loli amiibo on Friday

>>182908646
>>182908896
Fuck, this shit will be all over twitter and GameXplain videos, won't it? Time to jump off social shit until the 1st

See ya around my good /ink/ brothers

>>182909109
Nope, it still is.

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>>182909168
(You)

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>>182909168
>ordered all the amiibos online for delivery
P-please don't bend, break, or lose them, Mr. Postman.

>>182909343
shoot it at tower or rainmaker

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>>182909168
Ugh, I had to do that for my Callie amiibo. Don't sweat it, anon, they don't care and even if they do they'll forget soon after.

>>182909416
or melt in the summer heat

>>182909168
>>182909416
>>182909452
speaking of amiibos what splatoon amiibos are out here?
got the orange girl, the blue boy and the green squid
which amiibos do i miss?

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>>182909416

>>182909590
The best ones you heathen.

>>182909590

nothing important until the Splatoon 2 ones comes out. You could get the Squid Sisters but why bother

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>>182909590
They made recolors of the three you own.
They made Callie and Marie amiibos
They're gonna release pic related with the game

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>>182909391
>tfw I'm wearing the uniqlo sploon shirt as I type this

>>182909590
Squid Sister amiibos., They're hard to find nowadays and don't do anything worth while, but they look neat.

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part 1 of 2
question marks note material unrevealed by the dataminer

the image was made by magnetoflash, not taken from anywhere

>>182909781
>>182909934
they dont do anything?
also what do the recolors do?
the same?

>>182907251
I got more kills with it than with any other special, lol. I didn't use roller much, though, splashdown may've edged it out.

>>182909937
>disruptor and burst bomb rush
?
>splat bomb and auto bomb rush
?????

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>>182909937
part 2

allegedly more weapon sets are being revealed, will keep you posted if i can

Dont you just hate it when you are about to nut and you bring out your nut cup to nut in but your headphone cord gets caught on a glass cup almost causing it to fall so you have to drop your nut cup to save your other cup and you end up nutting all over the floor and a little bit on your desk too?

>>182910149
Really? I got a fuck ton of kills with the missiles.
>launch em
>chase em down while they're panicking
works every time

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>>182910154
from the tumblr
try to keep up

>>182910168
woah what's that fire hose thing

>>182910074
Squid Sister amiibos will activate splatfest mode in the plaza and perform a song of your choice, and that's it. They don't unlock gear, mini games, or single player content like the other amiibos do.

>>182910345
oh, sorry! that's pretty neat

>>182909937

what reason do I have to believe this is true

>>182909937
Are you fucking serious. H3 with no location capability, no bomb and flimsy armor in a new meta with ridiculous dualies and constantly jumping rollers. Why does it even need a sprinkler, it's one of the best inkers already.

>>182910369

goo tuber, it's a charger that holds charge a long time

>>182910074
> also what do the recolors do?
> the same?
yup

>>182910168
Is that the Squiffer in the top right?

>>182910448
Well, every kit is lackluster except for the dynameme one, so it honestly seems pretty damn realistic

>>182910605
Splatterscope

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they're onto us

>>182910724
you just had to include yourself in the screencap, huh rainy?

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>>182910724
that's not even me senpai

>>182910781
bonus points if you can guess which user i am

How does datamining a Switch work, anyway?

>>182911069
Sup rainy

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>>182910724
Oh they're really onto us

>>182911427
nope

but they're doing a manhunt now to see which one i am

hello discord

>Old Discord
>Accused of banning people and blacklisting
>Everyone loses their shit
>It winds up just being 1 person banned for good reason

>New Discord
>Openly bans and blacklists people the owner doesn't like for personal reasons
>No one cares

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Do we know if the best stage is making a return?

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>>182911532
and no it isn't HawK

>>182911554
The new discord is already waaay better than the old shitshow. The mod is actually a reasonable human, for one.

>>182911718
Well I'm Kyouko and it wasn't me, so that narrows it down.

>>182911772
And I'm widget
wait...

>>182911645
i love that stage, splatling gun paradise

>>182909937
>splatbrella with sprinkler
I fucking love it

hello again discord
you still haven't found me out yet
keep guessing

>>182911645
From some dataminer all the OG maps were pulled from the demo in text form, save for Mahi-Mahi and Mackeral. Since we know Mackeral is coming it's a good guess Mahi-Mahi will too. Far as anyone can tell all of them will be back in some form

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the leaks have resumed

>>182912445
Fuck off. You're literally contributing nothing to the thread. No one cares about you playing hide and seek with screenshots in some dumb discord server.

>>182912473
According to the list found by a different dataminer

camp triggerfish
urchin underpass
flounder heights
hammerhead bridge
kelp dome
ancho-v games
museum d'Alfonsino
piranha pit
bluefin depot
saltspray rig
blackbelly skatepark
moray (we know this)
arowana mall
port mackerel (we know this)
and walleye warehouse

>>182913102
Holy shit stop posting this crap

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Here ya go

>>182913102
what fucking discord is this anyway? reddits Splatoon discord?

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Who the fuck are all these newfag normies on my board? get off GET THE FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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i'm not the only poster, it seems
excellent

>>182913321
https://discord.gg/9YYw842
In the datamine channel

>>182913371
I was the one who posted the original leaked stages list on /ink/

>>182911554
Cry more, Thatsso. Not every Splatoon server needs you or your friends' attention whoring

new sunken scrolls
http://imgur.com/a/wwfrv

>>182911554
WAAAAAH. I can't drama in new server. Whaaaa

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>>182911554
Hi ThatsSo, please go, and please, for the love of fuck, stop playing victim

>>182913409
I don't want to join that shitfest, i wantee to know what kind of server this is

>>182913285
That Mini seems pretty good.

>>182913743
No bullying on /vg/

Thatsso got ban in the new discord?

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>>182913730
this mother fucker

>>182913285
>firefin in charge of weapons
That shit's gonna fall apart as soon as you take it out of the box. Don't fall for the firefin meme.

>>182911554
t.thatsso (how will I steal this server if I can't get in)

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>>182913802
the only bully here is thatsso

>>182913910
Well, he's not in it, so I would imagine. I don't think anyone objects to it, honestly. I always got the vibe that the whole point of the new server was to be able to have a Splatoon chatroom without the autists of of the original one.

I'm new to these threads (I didn't lurk much during splat1 because I didn't really have a TV)

What did Thatso do? Why are there 2 discords? Can someone give me a quick rundown?

>>182914143
thatsso isn't bad at all. the old server was/is shit, though. Just take a look at both of them.

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>>182913931
MOTHER FUCKER

>>182913910
Yes, I believe him, Jess(?) and Tia are all autobanned from the server. I think they're rather abrasive in their approach towards things and so it would be better not to have them in the new one, things seem to be running fine and dandy without them.

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>>182913730
>game requires twitter to post drawings
>sunken scroll mocks twitter users
cheeky cunts.

>>182914137
Key word is Splatoon Chatroom.
Splatoon.
Chatroom.

>>182914143
Thatsso stole the first ink server from Mantis, made his friends mods which ended fucking everything up for him since tia is batshit insane and nuked the server.

New server is made to avoid them, they cry and bitch in their server.

>>182914659
w-what's your point, anon

>>182914560
>Third image in that twitter scroll shows the back of an inkling girl
>You can see them holding hands

This is my fetish.

>>182914707
How did he steal it?

I appear to be in it, and must have joined a long long time ago when it was passed around a lot. Never really posted there though.

>>182914714
The new server actually plays the game. The old server didn't.

>>182914990
Steal is a strong word. The server was originally made as a joke, and Mantis later left and transferred ownership to ThatsSo.

>>182914990
mantis was underage, so I guess it wasn't hard to coerce her? Honestly I don't even remember the change in ownership being as coercive as people here make it seem. I got the vibe that mantis, who was generally disliked, just didn't want to handle the server anymore and thatsso, a mod at the time, took the opportunity.

>>182915185
>>182915198
So it's just retarded drama over nothing? And I should just post in both and not care about it?

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>>182914143
>thatsso bows down to tia and jess
>they control /ink/ with an iron fist
>rumoured to have banned many a people in the name of funposting abolishment
>/ink/’s oldest and most formidable ancestors flee and congregate
>form a secret circlejerk away from the disaster that is /ink/
>ela, said to be a direct descendant of angels lands on earth
>now owns the most popular /ink/ discord server in the history of squidkind
>natural and moral order restored

>>182915273
Precisely. The old one is approaching ghost town status, though.

>>182915198
>Discord server made by an underage
Really admonishes my almonds.

>>182915101
What was the other called?

>>182915273
If you enjoy listening to the echo of your own voice, then go ahead and post in the old server.

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>>182910168
>Slosher with Sticky Bombs and Tentamissiles

>>182914143
GriffithThatsSo did nothing wrong.

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>>182915291
im saving this

>>182915185
t.thatsso

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>>182913285
>Dynamo with ink mine and stingray
fuck you too

>>182915291
The secret circlejerk server is older than even the old /ink/ discord.

>Switch ordered
>Pro controller ordered
>Splatoon 2 physical preordered

I can't fucking wait.

>>182914990
>Mantis needed time off 'cause underage and anons going about her
>Thatsso gladly offers to take care of server
>Server gets destroyed
>Mantis asks for the server back
>Thatsso goes kek no and bans her

>>182915660
-Inkurious

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Marina > Pearl
Spaghetti > Woomy
Ice cream > Cake

>>182915660
I still can't decide between physical or digital. I really want to be there for the midnight release, but the swappable box art is so cool. I wish they'd sell posters of the boxart

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So Pearl is literally Little My. Lightning struck when she was young, she stopped growing and became a snarky lil' asshole.

Time to abandon the internet to avoid spoilers it seems. See you in 4 days.

>>182915905
Not surprised at all, nor do I blame him

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>>182915836
>her

>>182916049
She's small because of her kind

>>182915905
Such a nice mod

>>182916049
1000 year old loli

>>182916049
>bullied by fans
>bullied by marina
>bullied by nature
Man...

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>>182916049
Could you kindly heck off with those spoilers please? I'll have to report you if you don't cease posting :)

Many thanks in advance,

katana_master1269

Fuck it. I am out. Too many spoilers. Review copies and reviews ruining everything pre-launch.

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>>182916049
Wow!

>>182916049
>Even god wants to kill her
k e k

>>182916446
>>182916247
It's not like it spoils anything big, like some other scrolls do. Gotta strike while it's still hot, on release people will be tired of her already.

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>unmarked spoilers
Literally worse than this glowing dude.

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>>182916635
>That special event 2 years ago when DJ octavio and squid sisters sang
Is that Marina in the audience?

>>182915905
who was he forcing nicknames on

>>182916446
I'm trans!

SPOILERS!! F.L.U.D.D. is the final boss of single player mode.

>>182916829
>Became a turncoat because music was too good

>>182917016
scarth

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>>182916829

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>>182917042
No, Octoman

these scrolls are shit.

>>182915983
I always choose physical, unless I can "pirate" the game. I've bought digital only games from multiple services and I'm not convinced that some of them will be around for much longer. But I've already paid for the game so if I feel like playing it again I'll just yar har fiddle dee dee-myself a copy. Digital is very convenient, but I like my physical copies much more.

I may have to wait much longer than if I bought Digital but I think it's worth it.

>>182917334
Fuck, forgot to tick the box

Was the Jet squelcher a bad weapon? I remember using it a lot in 1 but nobody else did

>>182917613
It's outclassed in every situation. Custom Jet could be good if it wasn't so inconsistent. It's great on LAN.

>>182917613
Regular was bad, custom was good on certain maps and modes.

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What weapons will reign supreme this time?

>>182917613
i did too
spawncamped the shit out of triggerfish with it
and it was fucking awesome

>>182917878
Something that can paint well, kill quickly, and use its sub and special well. Probably a Splattershot, Nozzlenose, or Pro. Hoping the N-Zap gets good, though.

>>182917878
Umbrella will be the tightest shit

Why did they even bring back the splattershot jr?

>>182917878
Dualies

Brushes will get buffed right? They aren't just giving Rollers an ability that fixes their biggest weakness and doing nothing for brushes right?

>>182918369
Imagine if brushes get a speed dash, like go in a straight line super fast

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tfw bomb sniffer isn't returning

>>182918369
What did they change about rollers?

>>182918705
Long range vertical flicks

>>182917613
Each range bracket has these types: inking-oriented, splatting-oriented, mobility-oriented, all-rounder and wildcard. In 4-liners these are Heavy, Bamboo, Jet, Squiffer and Rapid Pro respectively, and mobility ones usually get the shortest end of the stick (look at Nzap and Sloshmo). Regardless, though, Jet is decent enough. Heavy does its job better but if you want mobility and ability to stand up to chargers- Jet is for you.

>>182918481
Imagine if something like that really helped the weapon

>>182918234
Every gun is coming back. That was announced a long time ago.

why does the splattershot jr still exist in 2? I fucked mained it in 1 but putting it in 2 seems completely pointless with dualies

>>182913730
>that Pearl one
That's gonna come up later somehow, I know it. I don't know how it will, but it will. Also, ha Marina defected after seeing the Squid Sisters and Agent 3 beat up Octavio.

>>182917016
Scarth, Sosa, pretty much everyone they wanted to mock

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>>182919094
It's the training wheels weapon, they wouldn't just get rid of it. A better question is why did they buff the Luna.

>>182919402
it's not like they did any harm...

>>182919485
How is giving it the hamster ball a buff? You can't even shoot out of it.

>>182917024
Wow!! She's trans!

so we still have no idea what the callie and marie amiibos will do in 2?