/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

1st for no one gets a drop

>>182876252
I can confirm

>>182876201
Until thorin drones are wiped from the face of the earth we will never see the end of classic memes such as:

>le n0thing is bad and forgets strats
>s1mple is the greatest CS player in the world
>north is good
>skrilla xD

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>volvo bans betting
>betting ads on the PGL stream

???

C9 finals when?

>>182876502
they banned skin betting sites retard real actual bookies are legal

fuck, I forgot that g2 was the good french team. The odds seemed really good. well rip skines.

>>182876628
I really miss skin betting.

>change map banning to remove rng
>flip a coin

rofl

>>182877878
There are like 5 sites that still allow you to bet skins and have for years. Fucking idiot.

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I want to protect that smile.

>>182878110
Fuck you.

lol g2 super noobs

>s1mple ace
FUCKING WHAT

>s1mple statpadding v pistols

this is supposed to be the best player??

>>182878773
stats > everything

279 ADR

>the state of seized

>guardian
lmoa

>deag vs rifle and awp
>deag win

uhmmmmmmmm
gotards?!?!??!?

>send simple to china
>have him cloned
>replace seized with clone simple
>win every major

s1mple will carry his team to semis

>>182880127
s1mple should honestly try to main awp for a bit

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ughh
g2?!??!

nice coin flip frenchcucks

s1mple is better with awp than Guardian

>seized 39 adr
lol
guess who's gonna get the boot after this major

umm gotv ppl can u wait 3-4 minutes before posting so u dont spoil things for ppl watching on twitch? ty

>>182880556
>simple 500 adr
hmm i wonder why

>literally get baited into overpass
just pick nuke you cucks, navi didn't even know you couldn't save on b if bomb is planted a during pro league 3 months ago

>>182880556
he's the igl

SUPER TEAM

I bet on Na'Vi not getting to 13 rounds.. I'm still good..

>>182880650
aimbot

You could see his aim jittering just there when he was boosted and tried to shoot someone in hut, it's what happens when you try and pull your mouse away but are still holding your aimkey.

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>>182876168
>Superteam
>Without Scream
>Without Ex6
>Both kicked out for the sake of muh feelings and comfy atmosphere
French teams are cancer, third french shuffle WHEN?

Hacks stopped working after halftime?
Timeout soon to check mouse drivers?

>>182880832
no i meant that simple and edward are going ham, there isnt much seized has to do. he had like 2 duels that he lost the entire CT half

>>182880832
He did the same thing on the legendary B Cache play when he jumped down. He does that a lot

>>182880832
are you retarded or just underage?

>>182880832
kys

>>182881460
probably underaged MGE

>>182880832
he has high sensitivity for a pro
also the pros don't hack, valve enables hacks for them during certain rounds to build up their storyline

>>182880832
I've been watching his gotv pov and he's clearly using cheats. He's got brazilian levels of "gamesense"

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY PEEK

>>182880832
Everybody knows s1mple is a cheater, hes double no scope on fnatic was the biggest bullshit ever, after he kills them the aim even locks on headshot level above Krimz's dead body

>>182881460
>>182881486
>>182881519
>>182881545
>>182881584
>t. dumb underage kids who have never used cheats and don't know what to look for

>>182881589
stupid slav dumbshits

>>182881670
>t. retarded cuck

>>182881773
Not an argument.

>>182881670
>t. redditurd younger than counter-strike

CIS shuffle when?
Leave flipside alone
Get JR and Mir out of Vega
- Siezed - Guardian

why peek

>>182881845
Also not an argument.

>>182882063
:(((((

>>182881942
the owner of starladder said one's happening after the major
guardian s1mple flamie zeus adren ez

why are the slavniggers throwing so hard?

>>182881986
why not

NBK is so fuckin consistently good
He's not like aggro like Shox is in his gameplay but he still gets the rifle kills every time

>>182881986
because the bomb was tapped

>>182882140
I'd expect this shit to happen in cobble to go to overtime to get people more drops but overpass?

>simple adr for t: 157
>simple adr for 6 rounds of ct: 4
toggled off

>>182881773
>>182881845
>n-n-nobody cheats!
>s1mple's shake aim is just his high sens!
Slap your mother for not aborting you two

>>182882267
>less than 0.5 sec to peek
>minimum 5 sec to defuse
>peek 1 second after tap

xddd !!!

>>182882136
Zues wouldn't go back to na'vi.

Seriously, Hellraisers, F3, Navi, Gambit and Vega could make two or three seriously intimidating teams.

>>182882390
What are you talking about? I know he cheats

>>182882456
they peeked after 3 secs

is fnatica dead now?

>meta flash

kennys looks like that kind of skinny guy with a big cock

>>182882390
why don't you go to valve or pgl with proof?
or just fuck off to reddit

Imagine how shit it feels to be s1mple. He always dreamed of playing with his heros in Navi, gets an offer and drops everything in America to come home and meet his heros, half a year later and you're still carrying.

>>182882764
>he thinks they aren't in on it
>he thinks valve wants their house of cards to collapse

>>182882759
pennyS

>>182882613
latest script revision says they'll go 3-1 in groups, then beat c9, astralis and sk in the playoffs

>>182882810
Ever heard of VAC? Lol noob

>>182882764
>Telling me to go to plebbit when they are the ones most deluded into thinking pros nowadays are pure
Fucking braindead prick, ''hurr durr go to plebbit xdd'' you don't even know what you are talking about, I bet you follow CS since 2016 you waste of sperm

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>>182882810
oh, it's that talk again

>>182882993
>VAC
>the (((anti-cheat))) that allowed linux cheats for 5 straight years
>good
lmao

>panicking and not planting

lmao

>Navi letting the game drag a bit so more skines will drop

Truly our guys.

>>182883141
>thinking he was serious
you cant be older than 15
>>182883064
okay, so what will you do about it?

Haha losing against a full eco. Good shit frenchies. There goes my money.

>seized
>6 kills
>after 26 rounds
what?

>>182883239
>>182883302
please don't spoil english twitch viewers
thanks for understanding

>>182883401
he's the only one not cheating
t. redditurd

>>182883302
They're doing it on the wrong map though
They need to go to 100 rounds in cobble

>>182883473
I'm watching English twitch too, I just know our guys.

ok navi thanks for all the skines time to toggle

>tfw you get an absolutely disgusting prefire one tap on a guy in matchmaking and you have to make peace with the fact that a jury of gold nova shitters might very well take away your skines

>not a single drop all day

>double awp t side

is this viable?

>>182883713
>tfw no drop in the last 5 majors

>>182883310
Nothing, because I have no love for the scene anymore, jews and subhuman newfags like you ruined everything

what cs go player you think has the biggest cock?
I

I'm pretty sure I would be doing better than seized and I'm gold nova

siezed getting carried on flamies fucking back

5 awp strats when

>>182883663
>never cheat
>watch replay of your random mm game
>you're aimlocking though the wall pretty often
bbbbbut that means cheats

why is the stream so far behind ebot?

>Literally 16-14
Fucking hell slavcancers, thanks for the lost 50$ faggots

>>182883747
no
navi got that in a pistol round win

ahahaha Navi are 100% shitters, s1mple made a huge mistake going to them

if you happen to get a drop, would you open it? I sold all my cases got 60e from them

GET SHIT ON
G2 GODS
BAGUETTE BLASTERS BTFO SLAV SHITS

>>182883981
-nitro
+simple

when

>>182883920
observer and production needs time to do their job

>>182883918
the guy was stepping in the play i got the prefire

lets be real, gold novas dont understand audio cues and aim placement and prefires

>>182883983
>He doesn't want a dlore
hahaa poor faggot kys

>>182883838
he's the igl, you can't do what he does

>>182883983
opened a xyp9x drop from the last final
got a mac10 candy apple lmao

>>182883783
im not a newfag, i play cs since 2015 and i know all the top teams

Holy fuck the stream is so far behind

>>182883983
I've only had 4 over all these years but I sell them and just buy the ones that have signatures from the players I like for 10 cents

>>182884102
I'm not a degenerate gambler lad

wtf was that round

SEIZED IS SO SHIT ITS UNREAL

5-6 KILLS IN 30 ROUNDS?

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>>182883981
>Solid team, never got spotlight because lived in the Fnatic era
>Add a disgusting subhuman white chimp with brain issues and attitude problems to the roster because a bunch of plebs + thoorin told so
>Just increases team tension
>Kicks their IGL
>Becomes another all aim no brain inconsistent team
Geez, I wonder who is the problem...

that coinflip wasn't for the map, it was for winner of this show :^)

>>182884402
navi was sliding into irrelevancy well before s1mple joined but you're right, Guardian is the one they should have kicked instead of zeus

nice choke

>>182883983
usually open them unless i need the money

>>182884402
the coach rule wasn't in effect then so they thought starix could IGL for them

>tfw just took a 4hr nap

when's grand finals

>>182883983
Always ALWAYS sell and buy a skin you like
Gambling is for retards and/or degenerates

>>182885116
7 days

Why is kennyS so ugly bros? he looks like a faggot after a gloryhole session

>>182885406
he's french

>>182880986
body is better than scream, shox and nbk fill the role that existence provided

>>182885406
Most good CS players are either brainlets and/or fugly, with a few exceptions.

>>182885406
hes hung tho

>>182886108
Hung people are generally stupider

There's a reaso greaks revered us small dicked people

>>182886367
>tfw huge dick and legit 89 iq diagnosed by psychiatrist

I guess there's some truth to that

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>>182885406
>That mouth looking like he deepthroated 60 cocks before the interview
>That weeaboo/turbo nerd super skinny physique
>That cringe voice
>That shitty hairstyle
Is like being a subhuman is a requirement to be good at CS

dick size doesn't help you if you don't get to use it

it's better to be say 6'3 with a 4 incher then a manlet with a big dick

>>182886889
i'm 6"3 with a nine inch cock

>>182886367
7.5 inches, rich parents, STEM degree, 6'1", sweet car, inhuman reactions
I've won at life

>>182886889
Dick size is a meme, not only it hurt girls but the bigger you dick the less civilized you are

Africans are smart socially but are retards
Asians are smart but retarded socially

The alpha spot is right in the middle

>>182887334
rofl

>>182887235
Yet ur here posting on 4chan on a sunday evening kek

>>182887334
>he believes the african meme
Black dudes almost universally have 5 inch dongers. The dick studies are all self-reported.

>>182887478
t. expert on black dicks apparently

>>182887334
Not only that but women are much more emotional than man, as long as you don't have an actual microdick you are fine, just make sure you have some good roleplay and do that kiss on the back of their neck, chicks melt when you do that shit

>>182887478
gotten BLACKED a lot?

>>182887407
What exactly would you do sunday evening if you were in my shoes, bud?

why does every brazilian look like a criminal?

No drops for me. What a shitty major.

>>182885406
He smokes constantly so his blood vessels in his face are damaged, causing the skin in his face to have poor circulation especially around his eyes and mouth, which over time makes it droop a little bit
That's why the creases under his eyes will never go away unless he stops smoking

>>182887773
It's the first day you uneraged 3retaresd

>>182887670
get greasy cheeseburger and milkshake from a diner

fucking start already

>>182887731
Because when Brazil got colonized the first world only send their worst there? rapists, thieves, whores, murderers
So every Brazilian has some subhuman gene in them

>>182887586
>>182887647
I did some 3rd year units on human repro bio.
3==D = 3====D in nigger speak

>Another overpass that has a shitty case drop
epic

>>182887902
>uneraged 3retaresd

what did you say about my mom

>>182887938
I wish...
I had dinner though, don't need a 2nd meal.

>csgo major going on
>you fags talking about cocks

christ

>>182887938
I fucking wish, everything closed here already

>>182887590
also don't forget to cum 5 seconds after touches it

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>>182888260
>Implying CS isn't dead with Fnatic.
>Implying I care about shitty bronzilians teams.
>Implying I care about shitty Autismo team.
>Implying I care about watching a game when the playerbase watching just want to watch one of the worst map ever created just to get a microscopic chance of getting a DLore.

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>>182888480
why bother posting in the general dedicated to all of what you gripe about

>>182887731
A) cuz they are
B) racial bias in threat perception

>>182888686
Because I feel like it, newfriend :^)

>>182888803
gratz youre worse than all the things you whine about

>>182887998
So Brazil is like Portugal's version of Australia, where subhuman mongs sent THEIR violent, drunk crooks somewhere below the equator to fuck off and rot in jail?

>>182889039
>Bitching about my complaints makes you right
lmao, grow a thicker skin you cancerous tumor, maybe if you suck Valve's cock harder they will drop you a 7cent skin on your next MM game

Asstrails always need to lose first 2 games before they pull their danske shit together?

>>182889240
i'm watching the stream thru mpc, nice boogy man sperg

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>>182889518
>Just watched a cumback
>Acting like an actual retard thinking the game is over after pistol

hen1 's face looks like it is in pain 100% of the time

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How do we stop the favela monkeys from cheating?

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>there's ANOTHER team of thirdies

what the FUCK gotards

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>>182890071
We roll back to 2015 when VAC actually worked and people were afraid of cheat because KQLY

>>182889956
i feel like he's about to cry, i wanna hug him

>>182889956
i'd be in pain 100% of the time too if i were brazilion

>2 cases already from the same map
what the fuck, how

decided to keep a close eye on crosshair placement of pros (to perhaps improve mine).. . it's often shit
just look at it - a lot of them just are not that good at it

>dupreeh dont need no nuffin
huehueheue

How are you guys so fast to post shit that the casters say?

It feels like im 30 seconds behind despite refreshing stream

>>182891070
gotv

i hope they fix this delay for tomorrow i really dont feel like having to listen to the gpu fans all day just to watch cs

>>182891328
get a better pc rofl

4Head HELLO BRAZIL? 4Head EU HERE 4Head WHY SO QUIET? 4Head

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boltz fucking eating his hands as usual. disgusting

TRAINED

>>182891703
You spoke too soon fool

IMT will win this

O U T P L A Y E D

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>>182892016
idc it's not my esport LOL

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>6k hours in csgo
>hasn't won 15 rounds on Office

kjaerbye has the worst fucking spray control

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>Major going on
>41 posters
lmao

>5v2

>>182892421
everyone is discord

>>182892286
italy is so fun desu
>>182892367
entry gaggers usually don't live long enough to spray

>>182892421
csgog died because cs:go is full of hacking thirdies and the combination of leftists and the esports bubble / $$$$$ for valve and sponsors means that nobody will call attention to it much less ban anyone

esports are what keep a thread alive, not gameshitting.

Why does the caster sound like he loves hearing his voice 24/7?
Fucking narcissistic piece of shit

>>182892551
>what is 2014 friberg

>>182892531
kondo is a cheater and an autist nobody likes, and i'm not even the asian twink

>>182892531
>Everyone on their little circlejerk like fucking cancerous brainlets
Thanks for proving my point the game is dead

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>he's not part of the 'cord

>monitors broken

kek

>PGL in charge of anything

it seems like they're identical to ESL, what was even the point

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ughh guys?

holy fuck how hard are these favelas toggling

>>182893832
dude nice

>>182894025
not hard enough

>danes toggling on an eco round
can they get any more obvious? can't wait for SK to rape them

>sound broken

https://clips.twitch
.tv/CoyManlyOrcaPipeHype

sad that Kjaerbye is cheating

>asstrails

**CHOKING INTENSIFIES**

classic choke

>chockstralis is back

rip 50% of the pickems

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why the fuck can they lose that lead. letting brazil win fucking apes

>don't take map control and get flanked
ok
>allow that to happen on the next round
why

Why can't we have a major without a shitload of tec issues?
also, isn't steel banned from Valve events? And what's with the tan?

>>182897313
>valve essentially controls majors
>expecting no issues

lmao cmon dude

the fuck's going on with this game
are they taking turns toggling?

hen is one ugly as monkey

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>look into the mirror
>face doesn't look like hen1's face

>>182897514
heni
The 1 is a cool way to type i

Someone knows what happened to fnx?
Hard to believe this guy keeps having "internal issues" with every team he plays.

>>182897642
Is it a Hennessy reference?

>>182897642
crying brmonkey
heni is a cool way to say it

nice stream gotards

did gotv go down or what

>>182897916
yes

PGL SHUT DOWN THE STREAM BECAUSE KJAERBYE GOT VAC BANNED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MATCH
LMAO

>stream choking harder than astralis

THEY DISOBEYED THE SCRIPT QUICK SHUT IT DOWN

>stream dies in the middle of a tie breaker
no wonder this game is dead, i'm going back to /d2g/

kjaerbye got vac'd kek
holy shit
i fucking knew he was cheating

>>182897902
>>182897916
it's just polish thing, we switch off the power after mnidnight and switch it back on at 6am
come back tomorrow
t. polan

>>182898005
This.

Shiiiiiit i thought you were joking, but kjaerbye actually got VACed
This is gold

>>182898238
you're trying too hard
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Gizminister/

>>182898067
i hope they never organize another event in your third world shithole
hitler should have killed every single polack

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>danes about to choke against monkeys
>stream cuts out
>monkeys btfo
based poles removing favela

>>182898304
He got kicked off the server for cheating, it wasn't vac

>>182898309
self-hating pollack spotted

is whole twitch dead now wtf
livestreamer works now

>>182898497
they are in warmup on gotv
they restarted the entire match

>>182897978
did it really do that?

>>182898589
I hope Valve learns its lesson and never lets PGL touch anything Valve-related again

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Why are overpass drops so cheap? Thought they were 10 bucks+

>>182898873
because it has only super shit skines

How does Valve ever give majors to PGL. They fucking host events in Romania and Poland lmfao.

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>They don't even hide it

why the fuck is twitch completely white wtf? i cant even watch twitch what in the FUCK

>>182898939
the only skine worth having is the masterpiece and pink ddpat

>>182899323

darkies BTFO

well twitch is fucked

>>182899004
chill out thorin

>>182899449
poleshit spotted how does it feel to live in a worse shithole than brazil?

did twitch crash???

twitch is dead hahahaha, get fucked shitters

>>182899724
i cant even get into gotv

>>182899626
chill oooout thorin

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>the improvised village that is Poland

>>182899626
>poland worse than brazil
>slavs worse than subhuman monkeys
you literally cant make this shit up my dudes

>>182900024
i wish C9 would get cancer desu everyone on that team just makes me want to beat them up or bully them like the little pussy fucks they are

>>182900045
the script says sk my dude
>>182900091
i'd have bullied all of them in highschool
no wonder that dog eater dropped out

>Used to bully some nerd in middle school
>He became a csgo pro and earns loads of money
>I'm a depressed alcoholic now

Fuck you

>big vs. Cloud9

rigged

>he thinks sk is going to take home the gold
LMAO YOU CAN'T (CAN NOT) MAKE THIS SHIT UP

North
FaZe
Na'Vi
Immortals
BIG
Gambit
SK
fnatic

>gambit g2
easy for our guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43q7Qj_NKCU

>>182900409
would you let freak bully you? I would, and then I could run to daddygares and he could comfort me.

https://www.hltv.org/news/21045/pgl-major-krakow-day-2-match-ups-drawn

damn it twitch still down? gotv is down as well

>>182900670
>loads of money

lole

also if you think that playing a videogame 12 hours a day and making middleclass tier amounts of income and having to deal with the eceleb shit t hat comes with it makes you a happy person my dude

you are just fantasizing and projecting

>>182901163
freak would be my partner in crime against the spastics

>>182901163
gares wouldnt comfort you. hes into alien looking asians
>>182901267
the matches are over you dumb fuck nigger shit

>>182901389
twitch was down for the final part you fucking NIGGER. I didnt get to see immortal lose you fucking CUNT

>>182901467
>he doesnt use livestreamer/streamlink + mpv
literally LMAOing @ your so called life

>>182901572
do you honestly believe I want to set that shit up?

>>182901606
how retarded do you have to be to not know how into internet mechanics

so i haven't played in like a year, what do i do to git gud again? play 100 hours of dm then go back to the circlejerk that is ranked?

>>182901712
Its not that I dont know interenet mechanics its that im not going to use that fucking thing only for majors nothing else. Shits a waste of time kind of liek your life

>>182901747
DM for 200 hours only deagle

>>182901825
just be yourself :^)

>>182901837

I was gonna say AK but lmao

>>182902832
>use ak
>spray anyway all the time because ur shitter
>waste 200 hours

>>182902832
use famas, burst fire only

>>182903126

nice meme

also didn't they restructure the ranks so if I was dmg/smfc back then i'd be like mg2 shitter status these days?

>>182903324
I went from LE to SMFC after they did that so it seems like that shit's a meme to me.

>>182902832
personally i like using the usp, great accuracy helps head shot taps and relatively short reset on inaccuracy

What's the name of the twitch channel?

no fuck YOU

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>When someone goes against the script and you restart the entire match
>Same end score
lol
anyone who still doesnt believe this shit is all scripted is a dumbfuck

>awper
>Infinite range one hit kill weapon
Uh, csgotards???

>>182895831
uuuuuhhhhhhh

explain?

>>182906282
>implying damage drop off should be a thing with fucking hitscan lasers

>>182903797
that pic is proof that danes kill CS

they're just so fucking boring

>people who have the esea star in their name playing MM

>>182907407
>tier one eu vs tier 2 na
>tuer 1.5 eu vs tier 1.75 eu

gee i wonder

>people who have gambling sites in their name

got an overpass case, nice. recommend nice skins about $7

>>182909002
>not putting csgo gambling sites in your name and playing unrelated games with it still in

can you truly say you have lived?

G2, Faze, SK and Astralis will all meet in the quarter finals, on the same side of the draw, and the other side will be c9, BIG, Gambit and Immortals

>>182910518
thorins twitter when this happens lmao

>>182909002
literal shills since you get money for it unless they run into a scam site like hellcase.com which makes every encounter hilarious

>>182911018
really? do they actually pay 12 year old retards to put their site in their nick?

>>182911185
yes

that is they pay them in their fantasy currency used on their site for betting/buying skins

>>182910518
As long as Astralis and BIG don't make it to the finals it'll be okay.

>>182911185
pay them in skins i guess. or have a better rate in winning skins from their site

>>182910518
Hopefully this happens so we can get rid of swiss system, or at least re-seed the playoffs/ seed each round of the swiss

>>182911485
>seed each round of the swiss
lmfao, based on what metric?

>>182911815
based on which teams are better, choose your metric, literally every normal sport in the real world has rankings and can seed based on those rankings, its not hard

>>182911964
>choose your metric
Pistol round win %

>>182912190
>le i pretend to be retarded

>>182911485
swiss > GSL with groups of death

should be like that one time they made a tourney where the winner chooses two teams to play against each other next

>>182912760
seeded gsl groups would be the best

Is this game still for of hackers or have they done anything to try and fix that shit yet?

>>182917893
Reminder Valve is a 20+ year old billion dollar company, hasn't made a game in years (yes that means they never made CS), repackaged old stolen community invented game modes for $6, allow cheaters to play for months/years before doing anything (linux cheats were undetected for 3 years before being abandoned and THEN given untrusted not even VAC bans lmao), hitboxes have always been and are still broken to shit, mediocre servers to play on because ""it's too expensive to maintain for them""" and make novice mistakes at major security issues on their site.

Also ""pro""" CS is hack vs hack live/ESEA is a literal rootkit that spys on you, reads your steam logs and files.

But i'm just a mad nerd no one is forcing me to play lmao they're doing their best xd rng in a skill based game

>>182910518
>csgo will never have loser's bracket

>>182920879
you are the losers bracket

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>Most randies are retarded
>Some guy wants to group up
>Play well, we switch between top fragging.
>Log in a week later
>"You've queued with a cheater"

>>182878110
List them.

Penta v North first up.

Penta are my 0-3 team and I have north in my top 8.

>>182918116
I'm almost convinced ESEA stole my CC info. Right after I let one month run out some nigger tried to drain my account

>>182926208
you were better off putting vega at 0-3

>>182926947
esea is a paid rootkit

https://twitter.com/FalleNCS/status/886744250892922884

>cheater complaining

>>182926965
Yeah, I realised that after I watched their game against vp.

>>182881584
>brazilian levels of "gamesense"
top lel

>>182930181
What is he talking about?

>>182933918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqdlA-WJVs0

>>182933918
Big literally exploiting to beat faze

>>182926947
if there was a compromise on esea's end, it would be public knowledge at this point

it's more likely you were phished or had malware or used your CC at a disreputable website or a waiter/waitress nabbed your #

by the way you can buy esea credit through steam now

>>182933918
Jump peek exploit where you can see enemies and they can't see you.

>>182876168
How should I clean my mousemat? Got dairy products on it and really dont want it to smell, I've heard of taking it in the shower with you but thats just a joke right?

>>182937108
Dish soap and warm water

>>182937108
drop it in the bathtub, soap, water, and sponge. ive done it many times on my qck+ and its as black as a nigger standing next to you with a white tshirt on in the dark

>>182912298
>le just trust le rational objective thooorin who thinks s1mple is the GOAT

All you had to answer with was make rankings off past results like HLTV's team rankings

>>182937150
>>182937297
Alright thanks.

>>182937297
Also how long have you had the QCK+ and is it holding up? Recently got mine and I've heard the edges start to curl up pretty quickly. Wondering if I should pass this one off and get a heavy

>>182937108
Get a hardpad, never wash ur mousemat again

>>182937634
i dont use it anymore (currently use a gs-r+) but mine hasnt curled up and ive had it for a couple years

>>182937525
A better ranking system would be prize money in last 3 months + 50% from 3-6 months

hard to dispute, and encourages tournaments to put up more prize money

>>182938276
Strength of field is more important than prize money. WESG was nearly a major in terms of money. A LAN like Summit didn't have a lot of money but had a strong field.

>>182939027
Teams would make smarter choices if they knew ranking, and thus seeding, was on the line.

Maybe you could change it to just you top 6 tournament earnings in the previous 6 months to allow people to take a break and not literally have to grind every tournament just for the money

>>182939027
>Summit didn't have a lot of money but had a strong field.

ehh, huh, wuh

>>182939683
beyond the summit im guessing

Odds: cs
Evens: 4chan

Odds: work
Evens: work
Dubs: fake an injury and go home to play cs

>>182942301
>>182942660
odds: kill myself
evens: kill myself

>>182944796
Do it silver shitter, I'd bet you'd use a p90 since you can't hit anything otherwise

>>182945573
jokes on you i'm gold nova and I use the p90 because it has 50 bullets

>>182945676
If you were a supreme you would use a bizon because it has 75 bullets

>>182946121
I actually use the negev because it has 1 headshot kill bullets in a 150 shot mag

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'bout to start. I'm nervous.

>>182947339
ur nervous becuz u take it in the bumn

>>182947937
Penta were my 0-3 :(

>>182948173
why?

See k0nfig has sorted out his config... heh

I just want asstralis to lose
goseman is too punchable

What makes Danish CS so boring?

another game ruined by op awp

>>182948351
Its textbook cs. No surprises

>>182948351
danes

konfig is so blatant

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>its the underdog does well in the first half then crumbles script

>ebin :DD

>>182948224
Because they're trash, But I think they will verse Vega next who are even more trash so I'm probably fucked anyway.

>>182946350
But its not a one headshot kill anon

>gotv delayed more than twitch
How do we know any of this shit is live, at all?

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>our guys vs our guys

>>182950486
valve probably fixed it so they're using the right server as the gotv and now we get the tv feed that takes advantage of that new inbuilt delay for observers to not fuck up, instead of the game feed with no delay

>>182950770
how to cop no delay tho

Faze are gonna lose

cap this

>allu is still on faze