[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Dota 2 General - /d2g/

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 762
Thread images: 223

File: CM.jpg (301KB, 671x767px) Image search: [Google]
CM.jpg
301KB, 671x767px
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
http://www.dotabuff.com/
http://www.opendota.com/
http://www.datdota.com/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
>>
File: g1138 vs qop.jpg (368KB, 1280x1679px) Image search: [Google]
g1138 vs qop.jpg
368KB, 1280x1679px
first
>>
File: 1495677749177.jpg (393KB, 1500x896px) Image search: [Google]
1495677749177.jpg
393KB, 1500x896px
Pugna x Void
>>
File: 1499920653177.jpg (46KB, 500x335px) Image search: [Google]
1499920653177.jpg
46KB, 500x335px
Why the fuck do charge items still exist in 2017? Make Drums and Diffushal infinite already, frog cunt
>>
File: Screenshot.png (36KB, 746x116px) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot.png
36KB, 746x116px
Remember to vote for TA, the last "girl"
>>
Place your bets:

Will we get the update today, or tomorrow?
>>
File: 1498929898069.png (486KB, 900x973px) Image search: [Google]
1498929898069.png
486KB, 900x973px
>>182584529
I HATE REDDIT, LUNA ACTUALLY LOST TO FUCKING RUBICK

LUNA ARCANA WOULDVE BEEN SO FUCKIN GOOD

IMAGINE ECLIPSE

IMAGINE HER PASSIVE EFFECT AT NIGHT

IMAGINE THE BOUNCES

ALL GONE
>>
>>182584628
after memeleague
>>
>>182584683
>implying reddit actually has power over arcana voting

It's all in hands of chinks and comrades
>>
>>182584683
imagine the arcana ass
>>
File: 1499890536853.png (603KB, 1200x900px) Image search: [Google]
1499890536853.png
603KB, 1200x900px
>>182585120
>>
>>182584683
>reddit again
stop this shit, they're not even 5% of the playerbase
>>
>>182584683
>whining about Rubick when Pudge, the brainless piece of shit menace, just took out /our girl/ QoP
>>
File: 1490428094213.png (583KB, 536x598px) Image search: [Google]
1490428094213.png
583KB, 536x598px
why do most people who play this game have the ego off a god when they have shitty skill?

they lose their lane and start throwing hissy fits?
fucking arteezy wannabees.
>>
>>182584353

Don't lewd the skeleton loli
>>
>>182585818
RTZ did such irreparable damage to pubs
>I want to play midlane so I get all the farm
>but I don't want to gank
>GIVE ME TANGOES
>>
File: 1497630750871.jpg (28KB, 540x380px) Image search: [Google]
1497630750871.jpg
28KB, 540x380px
>>182585681
this
>>
>>182585818
NA mentality
>>
File: 1498959182446.png (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
1498959182446.png
2MB, 1920x1080px
>>182585886
>>
drums are bad
>>
>>182586072
Theyre not u dumb trip
>>
File: 1447048634644.jpg (52KB, 736x414px) Image search: [Google]
1447048634644.jpg
52KB, 736x414px
>My boy Invoker is still in the fight for the Arcana he deserves

Just think of it. 10 spells of pure visual sex.
>>
-25 mmr. yet again.
>>
When will this meme meta end and we can get 1v1 mid again? I just got done with a game where I got 4v1'd and the game went clowny as hell pretty much instantly. By minute 8 mid lane was 5v4. This is a 4k MMR average game.
>>
>>182586008
>Best guess for this image: fictional character
>>
File: 1232131241232.png (559KB, 2000x2000px) Image search: [Google]
1232131241232.png
559KB, 2000x2000px
>>182585886
Too late
>>
>>182584683
qop woulda been better complete with remodel, spectre woulda been best.

im going for TA now. fucking peruvian anti mage carry obsessed fags gona ruin another vote.
>>
>>182586209
>+12
>-31
AHHHHHHHHH
>>
>>182586246
>not using a 5v4 to get free farm while your team plays heavy def mid
im fuckign 3k smd
>>
>>182586457
I was Puck, completely fine fighting in that situation. Our carry farmed. It was just really dumb.
>>
>>182586246
>This is a 4k MMR average game.
>clown fiesta

How is that any different than normal
>>
>>182586272
capitalist isn't real at all
>>
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KE6GiVVzLS4
Tell me anon, who will win TI7?
>>
>>182586008
>non smug capitalist image

This is rare
>>
>>182586736
ching, chang, and chong
>>
>>182586736
og probably
>>
>>182586736
Who will shatter NoLans dream this time?
>>
File: s - god.jpg (104KB, 986x643px) Image search: [Google]
s - god.jpg
104KB, 986x643px
>>182587000
THAT'S RIGHT
>>
>>182586783
>watching /ourscamp/ grand grant and cap writes in twitch chat
>gets ingnored
>3 minutes later s4 types in twitch chat
>S4 LUL
>S4 LUL
>S4 LUL
take that, cap's ego.
>>
So with fantasy shit should I try to pick up players on teams that will do well or try to find teams where their games will be shitfests that never seem to end (and so can get points over much longer games)?

What team for the former? What team for the latter?
>>
File: blog_siltbreakerrises.jpg (225KB, 810x550px) Image search: [Google]
blog_siltbreakerrises.jpg
225KB, 810x550px
Anyone for Siltbreaker?

EU east/west or US east?

I don't meme and I don't have anime avatar, if u do that's okay though.
>>
>>182587180
spoonfeed me: the post

general so dead ppl have to spoon feed otherwise no one would post here.
>>
File: 1470960924290.jpg (121KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]
1470960924290.jpg
121KB, 720x960px
speaking of smug reaction faces
there's a small sheever one that I really like
I think it's from slavladder
does someone have it?
>>
>>182587180
Pick teams that win games but the games are long and go the full 2-1. Don't pick teams you think are going to stomp their opponent 2-0.

As for players, mid players usually are best for the core position points and support depends a bit more on card multipliers.
>>
>>182587180
pick the best players in their respective positions
ramzes, mason, matu
sumail, noone, abed
etc
>>
>>182586246
>opponent puts 5 mid cancer
>teammates dont just push in the other lanes and secure farm
I had a game where we beat this cancer yesterday actually. Look here.
The beginning of this game was so fucking bad. It was like 15-2 and looked like it was over. We couldn't push in where the opponent wasnt because tinker was online early, and we had a pudge and an earth spirit who couldnt get kills early.
But we stuck in it, tried to split them as much as possible, smoked and got some pick offs, ignored the axe, and secured roshan before we tried highground. 1600avg. Just have to communicate.
>>
>>182587448
Ramzes
Sumail
Universe
Jerax
ddc
>>
>>182587180
DC games will be protracted shitfests
>>
File: FANTASYSHIT.png (100KB, 762x341px) Image search: [Google]
FANTASYSHIT.png
100KB, 762x341px
>>182587448
>noone
>sumail
>mason
>matu
Why do people not respect the chinese gods
>>
File: s4.png (80KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]
s4.png
80KB, 300x300px
>>182587579
cmon bruh, nothing beats this:
1. Ramzes
2. Noone
3. s4
4. Jerax
5. Puppey
>>
>>182587758
could see the debate between sumail and noone but i disagree with the other two
>>
File: 1498797243216.jpg (160KB, 506x558px) Image search: [Google]
1498797243216.jpg
160KB, 506x558px
>>182587745
fuck off godz
>>
will someone gift me a common sumail
jesus christ
>>
>>182587992
I'll trade you for an effigy block
>>
File: file.png (164KB, 233x714px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
164KB, 233x714px
>>182588025
you have a silver sumail?
>>
>>182587921
Stop shilling western players who are actually less talented than chinese players u racist fook
>>
>>182587510
We won the game easily, it's just really silly and doesn't feel like Dota.
>>
File: silvermail.png (85KB, 212x298px) Image search: [Google]
silvermail.png
85KB, 212x298px
>>182588172
give me the winter 2016 and it's yours.
steam id: 76561198346332923
>>
File: DRUMS.png (2MB, 976x414px) Image search: [Google]
DRUMS.png
2MB, 976x414px
>HE STILL BUYS DRUMS IN 2017
L M A O
>costs pretty much the same as items that give way better stats
>turns useless when you lose all charges
>can't even be disassembled
>gives less move speed than yasha on most hero/boots of choice combinations
>>
>>182588635
Pretty shitty stats desu
>>
>>182588025
>>182588635
you cant trade cards lol
>>
What's with all this skywrath core posts lately? Is he the new meme, hidden mmr machine or just one anon sperging about his sekrit formuler
>>
>>182588934
Dumbos that buy Drums for mana don't realise that just buying clarities instead is the superior choice
>>
>>182585483
Shhhh peopel need their scapegoatto avoid the realtiy that most of the voting impact comes Latams, East Euros and Chinese(+ other south east Asian nations)
>>
File: 1492442273626.png (505KB, 500x700px) Image search: [Google]
1492442273626.png
505KB, 500x700px
>>182588635
I sent my invitation for friendship
>>
what does /d2g/ think about the reddit guy's mmr stat collection
>>
>>182589920
makes me feel good, even tho I'm trash at dota I'm still way better than the average dotard
>>
File: file.png (634KB, 1375x424px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
634KB, 1375x424px
what can I do better?
>>
>>182589920
>top 10th percentile

feels p good desu senpai
>>
>>182590360
Universe is way too passive of a player now to be worth it for fantasy. Like that card is the best case scenario for him and honestly you could still probably replace him with a good silver pasha / s4 / eleven
>>
>>182590360
Do we even know what teams play the first day?
I pick the teams that have the most games.
>>
>>182590773
all teams play on the first day, atleast 2 games I think based on previous formats.
>>
File: 12421412412.png (354KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]
12421412412.png
354KB, 800x800px
>>182589920
>Above 3.5K is considered really above average
That's pretty embarrassing
>>
>>182590360
For supports pick any position 5 with ward bonuses. They easily rake the most points. Other good stats are runes picked and teamfight.
For cores rather pick mid players than carry players. Best stats are runes picked, kills, deaths and teamfight.
Offlane is mostly irrelevant, rakes least points. Best stats are again teamfight and runes picked.

Also >>182590773 We don't know if all teams play day 1
>>
>>182589920
finally BTFO all the self-hating 4ks, who deal with the fact that they aren't part of the 7k+ circlejerk of dota by turning inwardly and firing upon themselves like the cucks they are
>>
File: 20170714012502_1.jpg (342KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
20170714012502_1.jpg
342KB, 1920x1080px
>no treasures from 46 until 80
nice goypendium
>>
>>182591512
Yet you bought it and continue to support this jewery
>>
>>182587319
wow sheever actually looks good here
>>
File: VJ2jR00.jpg (680KB, 2105x2976px) Image search: [Google]
VJ2jR00.jpg
680KB, 2105x2976px
>>182591690
But anon, don't you want to support the digital sports scene that keeps our game alive?
>>
File: 64564354353.jpg (35KB, 368x655px) Image search: [Google]
64564354353.jpg
35KB, 368x655px
Slacks is fucking disgusting.

Him being a headliner personality is a fucking stain to the game. His persona is abrasive as fuck, he's a funny-noise guy which would be fine if he actually good at it, and his whole deal is being loud, inflammatory, and saying awful things. He's not even fucking smart when he says outrageous offensive shit; it's dumb lowest-common-denominator crap.

I'm fine if you like that sort of shit; there is a place for that for that audience. But you don't give a dipshit like that a fucking OFFICIAL platform at the International. It's goddamn unprofessional the things that comes out of that man's mouth.

I'm sitting there at TI 2016 and this retard is there in an official capacity with zero improv skills and professional conduct. At absolutely no time were you convinced his schtick was an act; he is actually that horrible and for some fucking reason people love him for it. Fat jokes and racism - his repertoire is pathetic.
>>
File: AxYVEEKS_400x400.jpg (19KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]
AxYVEEKS_400x400.jpg
19KB, 400x400px
https://youtu.be/aWx4pwqO4Yc?list=WL&t=98

to the danelie spammer
dont ever post in this general again
>>
zai a cute
>>
>>182592107
I wanna suck rtz dick so hard >,<
>>
>>182593319
kys fag

also where are the immortals
>>
Its Thursday Dotards. You told me last Tuesday that we where getting Immortal treasure 3 and Silt Breaker act 2 today.

WHERE IS THE UPDATE DOTARDS?
>>
>>182585681
I voted against qop becausei dont wamt my dominatrix is every game if she won
>>
>>182594041
That was me and I said it's NEXT thursday that theyre dropping. We don't get anything today.
>>
>>182584484
>Diffusal
>Infinite
Read that again and think about how op and annoyingly good that would be.
>>
>>182594315
he is either 1k mmr trash or just baiting. l2D2G
>>
>>182594421
Thanks , im new to the D2G. Any more hot tips anon?
>>
Daily reminder to report and filter the /sc2gen/ trash that infests and shitposts on /d2g/
>>
>>182594603
post EU vs NA bait for easy (You) farming
>>
File: 1491401848433.png (42KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]
1491401848433.png
42KB, 400x400px
dotards...
>>
>>182594996
no
>>
File: cute girl flubs.webm (3MB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google]
cute girl flubs.webm
3MB, 800x450px
>>182592837
you can't make me
>>
>>182594996
*uses pipe of insight*
>>
File: 1458264550039.png (355KB, 540x643px) Image search: [Google]
1458264550039.png
355KB, 540x643px
>>182589920
>mfw ahead of the curve
>>
File: 1483865041630.jpg (97KB, 625x416px) Image search: [Google]
1483865041630.jpg
97KB, 625x416px
NA shits had the worst qualifiers, its an EU year for sure.
>>
File: 1499277209554.png (111KB, 500x516px) Image search: [Google]
1499277209554.png
111KB, 500x516px
>SingSing's item hotkeys spell DFC
how is he not /ourguy/?
>>
>>182595947
NA had the worst qualifiers because EG already qualified you baka
>>
>>182592837
WHO'S THAT HOOOOOOOE
>>
>>182595947
Qualifiers in order of competitive and good dota:
CN > NA > SEA > CIS > EU > SA
>>
>>182596489
this desu
>>
File: 76576576576.gif (564KB, 800x430px) Image search: [Google]
76576576576.gif
564KB, 800x430px
>>182596489
>NA / CIS quals
>good dota

luv this meme
>>
File: yougonnagetcleaved.png (646KB, 827x702px) Image search: [Google]
yougonnagetcleaved.png
646KB, 827x702px
>>182596489
that's... actually a fair assessment
>>
>>182597060
CIS was boring but still not the shitshow that was EU. meanwhile, NA had five actually competitive teams who banged the fuck out of eachother in head to head. there were like four tiebreakers.
>>
File: the director.gif (753KB, 240x180px) Image search: [Google]
the director.gif
753KB, 240x180px
are you guys ready for one of LGD/LFY's members to not get a visa and the Director to get a free trip to Seattle?
>>
>>182597280
CIS literally showed that the region still has a complete lack of understanding the game on a macro level. NA had some of the worst supporting since the beginning of TI qauls, there were SA teams with better supports than NA
>>
>>182597367
have there been any players that haven't made it to ti because of visas?
I remember valve stepping in when sonneiko couldn't get one
>>
>>182596004
He's a cripto-/pol/ack
Also explain the DFC thing pls I'm semi new
>>
>>182597496
NA has literally never not had lagging supports because their only good one won an international then fucking bailed
>>
>>182597508
Sep on LGD and Yang on VGR at TI6.
All of MUFC at TI2.
>>
File: really makes you think.jpg (116KB, 2603x330px) Image search: [Google]
really makes you think.jpg
116KB, 2603x330px
>>
>>182597968
an TA arcana with be objectively better than a sniper one
>>
File: the true protag.jpg (32KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]
the true protag.jpg
32KB, 600x400px
>>182597496
It is pretty funny that all of CIS except for VP have no idea how to actually play Dota outside of pure mechanics. Speaks a lot to Lil & Solo's value within the region.
As for NA, Freedom's supports are bretty good (especially FLee) and DuBu is good on DC (but admittedly he looked weak during the quals). Bulba, memes aside, is a good player when he's not choking
>>
what exactly does it mean to grind mmr?
how does that look?

do you go WWLWWLWWLLWWW or more like WWWWWWWLWLWLWLWWWWLWLWWWWW
>>
>>182598176
Usually looks like the first one
Maybe you get like a 4 game winstreak
>>
>>182598164
>(but admittedly he looked weak during the quals)


I can only speak for the qual matches, but he was pretty fucking bad

>Bulba

He was actually decent in the final, everything before that was pretty much how you would expect him to be

>Solo's value within the region

Imagine if solo got perma banned cs go style when he threw
>>
File: esplain.jpg (50KB, 709x426px) Image search: [Google]
esplain.jpg
50KB, 709x426px
>>
File: 1475292160069.jpg (164KB, 540x1480px) Image search: [Google]
1475292160069.jpg
164KB, 540x1480px
I am glad the majors are going away. Now we could get more esports with the minors.
>>
File: 1499701900464.jpg (66KB, 675x547px) Image search: [Google]
1499701900464.jpg
66KB, 675x547px
>>182598176
Like this.
Every
Time
>>
>>182598307
>>182598176
youll get wild streaks, like 5 and up, if you're a 5k playing 2k and below or some shit, but if you're within a thousand mmr of where you "belong" (lmao) then it'll look like the first one
the key for me was to stop playing ranked for the day after a loss, or switch to unranked for a win or two then continue playing ranked. tilting is subtle and even when it isn't externalized, i.e. ur not screaming in chat like an autist, it's still gonna affect your play and losestreaks are a lot harder to fix than winstreaks are to ruin
>>
File: 767654.webm (694KB, 720x416px) Image search: [Google]
767654.webm
694KB, 720x416px
>tfw playing vs late game treant
>>
File: 1456000285469.png (322KB, 540x301px) Image search: [Google]
1456000285469.png
322KB, 540x301px
>>182598132
>Some hardcore gun effects that make it seems like hes shooting tracer rounds with shrapnel that looks like gunship fire/artillery and an ultimate that looks like hes firing some high caliber recoil-less rifle

Objectively better than some gay magical fairy effects that look fruity as shit

Something tells me you have unusually low levels of testosterone for a man
>>
>>182598576
>>182598307
mine looks like the 2nd one

i've raised from 2.2k to 3.2k last couple of months
i get a win streak for 150-200 mmr and then it's WLWLWLWLW then a win streak
>>
>>182598430
>13
>not 1
ALMONDS
>>
>>182598375
If Solo got banned, CIS would have literally never recovered post-TI5. Empire would have crumbled when yoky- decided he didn't want to be a top 5 offlaner anymore (like a moron) and when fng-led VP imploded, and talents like Noone and Ramzes would go to waste. The man has literally single-handedly saved his region.

Dubu's actually a good leader and can make plays sometimes, and Bulba's actually a good player, but is one of the biggest chokers in the game. If he wasn't coaching EG they would've lost TI5.
>>
>>182598906
big
throbbing
elven
__penis__
>>
File: 1493017142416.png (232KB, 286x391px) Image search: [Google]
1493017142416.png
232KB, 286x391px
Why has jimmy played on every fucking team that has ever existed?
>>
>>182598906
>some faggy manlet who hides and stands on the opposite side of the map because "he" is too afraid to get hit
Now if that's not a lack of testosterone I don't know what is. TA is more manly than Sniper and has a bigger dick too.
>>
>>182599059
he;s like the higgs boson for dota. If her doesn't come in contact with you he doesn't exist
>>
>>182599143
Being in the middle of a fight doesn't mean shit when you can delete the enemy in under 2 seconds and have not only invisibility but a magical shield that protects you from all damage
>>
File: 1454880974606.jpg (71KB, 550x547px) Image search: [Google]
1454880974606.jpg
71KB, 550x547px
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS GODFORSAKEN GAME SO GOD DAMN ZOOMED IN

I CAN'T FUCKING SEE SHIT AND I CAN'T CLICK ON FUCKERS BECAUSE THE SCREEN WON'T FIT ANYTHING THAT'S THREE INCHES OUT FROM MY FUCKING DICK
>>
File: dota2_2017-07-13_19-51-52.png (253KB, 713x158px) Image search: [Google]
dota2_2017-07-13_19-51-52.png
253KB, 713x158px
>>
>>182599408
look at minimap
use your camera properly

you dont need to be looking at your hero 100% of the time
>>
>>182598917
ah that happened to me exactly on the way from 2.2k to 3.2k. i'm stuck at 3.2k now because i'm not good enough to get out tho
some will say yours looks like the latter because of forced 50, i.e. matchmaking is giving you an "easy" ten matches with gamewinners and then a "hard" ten matches with losers, but you're maintaining a +50% winrate because you're good enough to carry the shitters in the latter
but forced 50 isnt real lmao

>>182599059
jimmys burden, curse, and blessing all at once is to join teams, get only mediocre results for himself, and selflessly leave them stronger in his absence
col is going to be top 2 na after this ti
so it is written, so shall it be done
>>
>>182599446
viable
>>
File: 1499329520532.jpg (39KB, 486x659px) Image search: [Google]
1499329520532.jpg
39KB, 486x659px
>>182599446
I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and say it was a misclick
>>
>>182599493
and then I get into a fight and can't fucking maneuver and reposition because IT'S STILL TOO FUCKING ZOOMED IN
>>
>>182599446
I just want to know why
>>
>>182599742
>>182599613
>>182599446
viable if lane is a lot of sustained magical damage with no stuns like a zeus or something
>>
>>182599689
is your iq 4
>>
>>182592760
WHOAHOHOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAH HOYPE GUIZE!
>>
>>182599870
no, that's just how many pixels you can fucking view at a time in this fucking mess

even league wasn't this fucking bad about it
>>
>>182600030
achtung this is bait
>>
>>182600030
aah
>>
>>182599862
No way is that viable. +1 regen over stats or a quick qb? Or PMS? You can get a very quick ring of health from the sideshop if you really need that passive regen so bad. A stack of tangos and a salve should be more than enough, especially if your support pools you more as needed.

That mango is just such a waste. You don't even need the active for anything.
>>
File: 1487240943537.gif (204KB, 195x198px) Image search: [Google]
1487240943537.gif
204KB, 195x198px
>try league
>can't block
>can't deny
>you turn around instantly
>>
>>182599446
Absolutely situational. Could be viable.
>>
>>182600250
this reminds me

what moba is to dota what dota is to league
>>
>>182600250
there is literally nothing wrong with zero turn speed
>>
>>182599520
>col is going to be top 2 na after this ti
fuck off swindle, seriously its been THREE fucking years, how can you not admit you're shit????
>>
File: 9098089-0.gif (2MB, 460x259px) Image search: [Google]
9098089-0.gif
2MB, 460x259px
>>182600250
>play a different game to dota
>it's not dota
>>
>>182600250
The non-existent turn rate is actually really important to leagues game design. Everything in that game is about super quick movements and flashy combos.

League is more about reaction times and quickly executed combos, Dota is more about strategy and teamwork.
>>
>>182600343
Of course there is. If there is no turn speed, melee carries become extremely kitable and not viable.
>>
Is it just me, or is Razor kinda fucking useless? What is he supposed to do?
>>
>>182600343
With zero turn speed you can't have melee carries, or they all have to have gap closers which leads to very samey heroes.
>>
File: 1490553383562.png (521KB, 700x2693px) Image search: [Google]
1490553383562.png
521KB, 700x2693px
post memes
>>
>>182600328
Dota is literally the peak of the moba hierarchy. I've played pretty much every mainstream moba (Dota, HoN, LoL, HotS) and it is quite literally the only Moba that has any real semblance of strategy and risk/reward management.

SMITE isn't a moba fuck off before you even come at me with that garbage
>>
>>182600498
Get tanky items, steal damage from carries, walk around reducing armor, annoy enemies with target spells.
>>
>>182600498
give carries the succ
>>
>>182598375
Dubu looked kinda poor in quals. But if you'd seen him last year on mvp or in his pubs on NA lately he is literally the most baller dota player not named lanm.
>>
File: 1499304119070.jpg (33KB, 577x537px) Image search: [Google]
1499304119070.jpg
33KB, 577x537px
>4200 mmr
>find game
>4800 avg
>enemy has a 5800mmr player
wat do
send hlep pls
>>
File: 1495845316059.webm (748KB, 644x266px) Image search: [Google]
1495845316059.webm
748KB, 644x266px
>>182600587
>>
>>182600187
>quick qb
see heres how i know youre a shitter
if the entire point of your starting items is to stay in lane as long as possible (which is what an am wants to do, especially with that item build) then the quelling damage doesnt actually matter if you can last hit; quelling is a jungle efficiency item, not nearly as much a laning one
+1 regen adds values to tangoes and means you dont have to buy clarities once youre flash farming jungle with blink before finished perseverance, you just pop it and are back to full and dont care about the regen anymore
clearly he doesnt need pms because the lane was mostly magic damage and he can just get it later once he's started hitting camps
you'll get a ring of regen or health or whichever you want at the exact same time because an am SHOULD be spending all his starting gold every game anyway
>>
>>182600948
dude just look atthe mmr reddit distrubution graph is based off match average xd
>>
>>182600352
How is swindlez still on col
>>
File: 1479930249377.jpg (71KB, 582x719px) Image search: [Google]
1479930249377.jpg
71KB, 582x719px
>>182600948
MMR is just a number senpai, you can win
>>
what if there was an item like echo saber but 4x the hits
>>
>>182600613
smite is moba though, the camera is just not from above

is smite a good game?
looks to me like a WoW battle arena, with creeps involved
>>
>>182601214
if Smite was a good game you wouldnt need to ask
>>
>>182601192
Stop lying to him maut
>>
>>182601126
I just realized that comment is actually fucking savage
>>
>>182601126
ahahah
>>
>>182600328
Sc2
>>
>>182600948
Play low impact bitch hero and don't feed.
>>182601007
Getting the QB when you're under heavy harass can be good because you're going to be hitting creeps under tower. It allows you to get all the CS easier leading to a very quick RoH. I would still much rather go for the stat items (branches etc) but it's still a better option than a fucking +1 regen. If you're under enough harass for tangos+salve to not be enough to tide you over, that +1 is going to do fuck all. You especially want burst healing against harass because you can't hit creeps when you're low and waiting for your tiny passive regen to catch up.

Also PMS is just another option, although unless you're playing against an offlane Zeus or some shit the harass you take is never going to be all magical.
>>
>>182598430
>you 13 mmr boy
>>
>>182601214
No Smite is garbage. It tries to include a bunch of different elements from different genres of games and ends up just being a disorienting mess of gameplay mechanics that aren't deep or engaging whatsoever on an individual level.
>>
File: cards.jpg (230KB, 1805x507px) Image search: [Google]
cards.jpg
230KB, 1805x507px
do you get anything for this shitty league
>>
Why is Sniper allowed to exist as he currently is?
>>
>>182602056
jew book points
>>
>>182600948
are you feeling unconfident -> pick CM/Lich/Venge and contribute by simply existing
are you feeling like you want to dumpster some scrubs -> pick roaming Silencer and go wherever their high mmr player goes, keep spamming him (wherever he lanes) with your spells and orbs, and if you get a kill, remember to type "?"
>>
>>182602056
Your sumail is stacked
>>
>>182602084
was he even picked in ti7 quals
if so did he win
>>
>>182602056
you get to suck my dick
>>
dotards i fucked up, im a noob to pvp (6 months, about 300 games) and I thought ranked would be like unranked rd ive been playing. I played 4 calibration matches today from 1200-1800 mmr avg and Ive fed every game and lost every game. Im sorry for being that glue eating retard. Im a smart guy, I know the mechanics of dota, I just suck ass at video games. being a 24 year old grad student being yelled at over mic by an actual 12 year old who is better at this game than me was a lot to take in.
/blogpost
>>
>>182602271
lmao
>>
>>182587315
hi I suck ass at this game, (i just wrotw the blog post) but Im looking for people to play siltbreaker with as a party, Ill post in /vg/ chat when I get on.
>>
>tfw the meme is dead
https://youtu.be/jKbWrP6b3WY
>>
File: 1494511629067.jpg (87KB, 727x1098px) Image search: [Google]
1494511629067.jpg
87KB, 727x1098px
I didn't finish watching Blitz coach day9 yesterday, did Blitz's "push in lanes all the time" strategy help?
>>
>>182602271
>he thinks you have to be smart to be good at dota
it's the dregs of society who are good this game
all it takes is dedication and practice - not much brains involved
>>
File: 1478218936646.jpg (888KB, 1365x2048px) Image search: [Google]
1478218936646.jpg
888KB, 1365x2048px
>>182602636
*blocks your path with neuroscience degree*
*flexes 5k mmr*
pshh nothin personal brainlet
>>
Who came up with the le punctuation mark of curiosity meme. Games are full of retards spamming ? at the slightest chance
>>
>>182602791
>pick omni every game
>win
woooooow
>>
>>182602851
?
>>
>>182602923
and yet retards like you couldn't figure that out, lmao
>>
>>182602271
If you want coaching I'm around your mmr and can help. Dota is about teamwork and strategy. Getting your team to work together is most of the battle.
Mechanics are easy. If you want to get good, watch guides, watch streamers (jimmy, synderen, yapzor, khezu, febby, monkeys forever, ppd are all good streamers to learn from who are on semi frequently).
If you lose in ranked dont play ranked again. If a teammate is tilting and being toxic mute him and ask your team to mute him. Use smokes. Ward. Carry dust. Gank. You'll climb if you want to.
>>
>>182602791
>picks hero that literally hits one button and its repel on carries
not even the GOOD one button hero (and thats leoric)

>>182602851
i guess its a mix of NA badmanner and latino shittery but its existed as long as ive played
valve "popularized" it further by having deny "?" be purchaseable
>>
thirdieloser:))) Waow!
thirdieloser2:))) Patience from Zhou!
>>
>>182602971
but i don't want to pick omni every game?
>>
>>182602636
This, most high mmr players have been playing this game for like 5 years or more, most people who are pro have played for 11-13 years and have probably had some experience in games similar before it, it is all muscle memory for them and they don't think as much as they claim to do. In fact when they are questioned on why they do a certain thing, usually explanations are quite ad hoc or flimsy but said in a commanding and authoritative tone (combined with lots of insults to the intelligence of people holding any opposing viewpoints for maximum Dunning-Kruger) to give the impression that they know what they are talking about.
>>
File: 1481983638345.png (7KB, 150x50px) Image search: [Google]
1481983638345.png
7KB, 150x50px
>he doesn't play the most mentally straining heroes
>>
>>182603472
Rate my hero pool:
-earth spirit
-oracle
-bara
-aa
-bounty
-wyvern
-kunkka
-treant
-pugna
>>
>>182600948
>be 4.5k
>solo vs someone who has 5.2k and "im 6k on main" steamname
>solo kill him by outplaying him pretty hard
>he rage quits
shit was comfy
>>
File: STOP IT.png (347KB, 611x438px) Image search: [Google]
STOP IT.png
347KB, 611x438px
>play elder titan offlane for a whole week with a great winrate
>take him to ranked
>get my ass blown the fuck out and lose

IT'S NOT FAIR
>>
File: 1482286609944.jpg (287KB, 1280x1143px) Image search: [Google]
1482286609944.jpg
287KB, 1280x1143px
>>182603815
~130-140 IQ
>>
>>182602923
pretty sure he played techies more than omni
>>
>>182603815
how good are you at 4 position

with that hero pool if you're not good at 4 position you're much better off picking other heroes
>>
>>182603940
dude i've already jerked off to this chapter twice not cool
>>
File: IMG_1068.jpg (39KB, 478x734px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1068.jpg
39KB, 478x734px
>>182604098
70% earth spirit winrate.
4 is basically all i do.
>>182604071
IQ is fake you dimb polshit
>>
>>182604216
teach me to play earth spirit
show me the videos to watch
i want to be able to pick this hero when he is necessary and do well with it
>>
im tired of autists who stalk dota profiles for stats before game starts and think that gpm in last 10 game or whatever the fuck matters
>>
>>182604216
>70% earth spirit winrate.
whats ur mmr
>>
File: MMBASSA.jpg (2KB, 125x112px) Image search: [Google]
MMBASSA.jpg
2KB, 125x112px
>>182604216
>be me
>65% earth spirit winrate
>sub 3k

I don't get it
>>
>>182603940
Incase must stop with his obsession with hairy midgets and go back to futas
>>
>>182604548
>>65% earth spirit winrate
>>sub 3k
>I don't get it
>>182604609
no
flatchested traps please
futas are shit
>>
>>182604609
fuck no
shortstacks a best
>>
>>182604332
i don't think you can so easily wave away a player's recent trends as not mattering.

if you do have a shitty gpm rate in core roles in recent times it's usually better for you to cede the core role for someone else who is currently in a better gpm state than you.

not to say that you aren't the better core player overall, but it might be true you haven't demonstrated the ability to be a good core in recent games.

for example right now i've put myself in what i call the support penance mode because i can't seem to carry a game well recently. i play support so that my decisions late game are not as impactful as they are on core heroes, and my winrate playing support recently is much higher than when i was spamming core a few days ago. sometimes it's just good to take a break from the usual choice.
>>
>>182604609
incase needs to just stop drawing
>>
>>182602636
>>182602980
>>182603229
thanks dotards, Ill ask the /vg/ if people want to party up for unranked. I actually have a life so I dont want to get super serious about dota, but I do enjoy playing the game. So far ive had most fun/success playing carry or mid and just autistically hitting creeps, but I also love enchantress (building her as a semi-carry and generally being more farmed than the rest of my team, but still spending most of my early game ganking)
>>
>>182604548
because you're a shitter cat
git gud
>>
File: 1487476935227.png (20KB, 319x85px) Image search: [Google]
1487476935227.png
20KB, 319x85px
>>182597149
so THATS why fear never smiles, huh.
>>
File: 1496368239774.jpg (34KB, 474x417px) Image search: [Google]
1496368239774.jpg
34KB, 474x417px
nvm I found it
>>
>>182604865
>I actually have a life
i hate you a little bit

just watch purge coaching day9 on day9's youtube channel
it's 1.5 hours/episode - you'll learn more from that than from playing unranked
i think he has a playlist
>>
>>182604263
Watch jerax and dubu. Use quick cast. Look at the opposing lineup to decide whether to buy blight, wind lace., oov or stick at start. I tyoically skill w first then hover the offlane until level 2, and skill q. At that point you gank mid before it gets too far ahead of you. Your skill build depends on the lineup. If you buy oov you might want to consider maxing w and just slow everyone. I'll max silence first if i want to get a kill on an offlaner with an escape and my carry has a stun. All otherbsituations you max q first for the damage.
Mod game consider force or mek. You can go urn before your big item if you have a big lead, but i dont like urn unless thebopponent has blinks i want to disable. Dont go blink until you watch blink es guides. Veil is also an option if you're rich and your team has magic damage but no one is building veil. Drums medallion glimmer also good.
Aghs is unnecessary but i like it if i have an ursa or a huskar, someone who can get in but not get out.
The point of earth spirit is to get kills early, win the lanes, stop black hole/death ward/etc in fights. Control runes for your mid. You dont need gold you need levels so buy tomes. Theres a great guide on youtube for getting exp without soaking your lane by ccnc, you should watch that.
>>
>>182598430
you vs the mid she tells you not to worry about
>>
>>182605147
not him but
>Use quick cast.
what's that
i also use legacy keys for spells

also can anybody tell me if putting my inventory as 2 3 4 5 6 7 is a bad idea or i should switch to some other selection of keys
>>
File: 1486592570473.webm (2MB, 285x157px) Image search: [Google]
1486592570473.webm
2MB, 285x157px
We are LIVE with ya boy Grant Charlie Blitz and Cap

/dotacapitalist
>>
>>182605281
>also can anybody tell me if putting my inventory as 2 3 4 5 6 7 is a bad idea

that a terrible idea, you want your inventory so you can easily use every item without having to stretch your fingers or having to look down
>>
>>182605478
>we
fuck off blitz you whiny cunt
>>
>>182603229
Reminder BSJ started playin in 2012 and won NEL like 3 years after that
>>
>>182605147
thanks. i saved what you said in the post. i'll probably try learning the hero in unranked first.
>>
>Omni Agh's rework
>Now applies Repel on heroes within his ultimats radius

Nerf or buff?
>>
>>182605281
>using number keys for items
This is bad. I use number keys for hero selection. 1 selects main hero, 2 and beyond select controlled units. Use alt+(q,w,e,r,d,f). Its quicker. My mouse also has two buttons so i use those for items, very quick.
Quick cast makes ot so when you.use spells (or items, you can selectively equip quickcast) you dont have to click after pressing your commend. It just automatically happens wherever your mouse is hovering. It takes some getting used to but it gives you faster reactions and is optimal for every hero that isnt techies. You just need to know your spells cast range and cast rules by heart.
>>
I left one year ago and this place is exactly how I expected it to be. Ti6 was the worst Ti ever was that start of the downfall of dota. A year on and again its not even the same game; reddit still cries and bitches to valve every days with the same fucking title "Valve its the current year, why do I still have to last hit a creep to earn more gold???!" /d2g/ is pretending like know what its talking about and all the good players are being washed up by the day. And after all this you're still going to buy every "Battle pass", every chest, every set and expect the game to improve lets be honest once a Ti bring in a smaller amount of cash than the last year valve with jump ship and let the game die along with its fan base of basement dwelling autistic kids.
>>
>white background
change it cap
>>
>>182602271
You realize the VAST majority of gulagiets are sub 2k?

You get people here posting there no blink axe games and blaming team mates
>>
File: 1484904558354.jpg (35KB, 720x540px) Image search: [Google]
1484904558354.jpg
35KB, 720x540px
>>182601126
>>
>>182605648
Ti6 > ti2 > ti5 > ti4 > ti3 > ti1
Last years international was the most balanced and most competitive dota has ever been and you're lame and old. I buy battle pass every year because i love dota and i want to see it living and beating lol and ow shitters 5 years from now so i can be a pro
>>
File: 1487856881703.png (37KB, 1127x685px) Image search: [Google]
1487856881703.png
37KB, 1127x685px
>>182605478
>people making fun of /ourguy/ for being a dumdum
>>
>>182605103
I watched a little bit of purge, he just annoys me and is hard to watch, and I understand the stuff he talks about, I think my problem is slow reflexes and being bad and pressing buttons, I also play on a monitor bad for playing dota on, its 34 inches and ultrawide.
>>
>>182605702
>tfw had a game where my Tinker went treads
>>
>>182605647
>Use alt+(q,w,e,r,d,f). Its quicker.
yea, i probably should
it's just d1 old habits

also i literally don't play heros that have controlled units, i can't micro without group 2
sometimes i tab through group 1 to play a levaer's hero
>>
File: 1492242502755.jpg (272KB, 849x941px) Image search: [Google]
1492242502755.jpg
272KB, 849x941px
>we were all rooting for Freedom
NOT /ourguys/
>>
>>182605943
Mechanical problems can be fixed with practice. You arent slower than others. Everyone has the same reaction time. Ever play sm4sh? The good players dont react faster, they know automatically what will happen and are following a flowchart, and it feels like they can read your mind because they know you will do what you must do.
Dota is the same.
>>
Troll Warlord more like Farm Vacuumlord

How am i supposed to have an impact on this hero outside of demolishing towers and roshan
>>
>>182606316
have you tried gitting gud
>>
>>182606316
why didn't you have an impact? were you being controlled too much in fights?
>>
Who is the anal fiend in dota 2?

My vote is for CM because she likes to pretend to be chaste so she takes it up the pooper
>>
File: 1487890236833.png (164KB, 337x251px) Image search: [Google]
1487890236833.png
164KB, 337x251px
>>182605943
purge is the personification of a mood stabilizer overdose.
>>
>>182605642
Nerf to push defense, absolutely broken buff to push offense
>>
File: 1474786165386.png (153KB, 295x338px) Image search: [Google]
1474786165386.png
153KB, 295x338px
>>182606528
Lina is /ouranalslut/
>>
>>182606528
canonically doombringer
>>
>>182606316
>how am I supposed to have an impact on this hero outside of demolishing towers
>game is called defense of the ancients
>ancient is defended by said towers

Great thread so far, really amazing unironic retard posting.
>>
>>182606489
>>182606498
I should go watch my replay desu, we won but it was a 4 scak and their mid invoker was probably 4k or something
>>
>>182606316
Hes not even very good at roshan.
Troll isnt a good hero right now. But hes very good against heroes that want to man up like sven, huskar, low bracket bloodseeker if you build sny bkb satanic. You build shadowblade instead of sny and you can close in on squishy backliners like sniper, lina, zeus.
But he's slow at rosh without help, he's a bad laner, and he's only good at 1v1. He gets kited otherwise so the point in fights is to find the 1on1 matchup you can win, and hope your team prevents you from getting stunned and kited.
>>
File: 1484490563991.png (409KB, 517x768px) Image search: [Google]
1484490563991.png
409KB, 517x768px
>>182601126
>>
File: The Future of Dota.webm (3MB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]
The Future of Dota.webm
3MB, 960x540px
I have this webm saved as The Future of Dota and I don't remember what it is.
>>
File: 1483960247648.png (228KB, 421x389px) Image search: [Google]
1483960247648.png
228KB, 421x389px
>>182604991
who has the most smug face in dota?
>>
File: 1493574712422.png (184KB, 267x347px) Image search: [Google]
1493574712422.png
184KB, 267x347px
>>182607275
>>
File: EE Glasses.png (87KB, 210x249px) Image search: [Google]
EE Glasses.png
87KB, 210x249px
>>182607275
>>
>>182607525
who is this
>>
BASED GRANT CALLING OUT SOLO
>>
File: cropped_PPD_Day_3.jpg (71KB, 1280x966px) Image search: [Google]
cropped_PPD_Day_3.jpg
71KB, 1280x966px
>>182607275
>>
File: ayy.jpg (27KB, 280x289px) Image search: [Google]
ayy.jpg
27KB, 280x289px
>>182607275
>>
File: 1497645863303.jpg (34KB, 346x347px) Image search: [Google]
1497645863303.jpg
34KB, 346x347px
>>182601126
>>
File: 1493574651760.jpg (67KB, 544x839px) Image search: [Google]
1493574651760.jpg
67KB, 544x839px
>>182607658
slacks yuro cocksleeve
>>
>>182607848
she is LITERALLY perfect
>>
>>182604782
There's no way to know if those stats refer to core roles though. It's just your average gpm the last few games. If you ended up playing position 5 half of them it doesn't matter if you're the best carry in the world, your stats will suck. That's why there's absolutely no point going through people's stats unless you're looking for reasons to flame random strangers before the game even starts.
>>
File: file.png (609KB, 598x613px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
609KB, 598x613px
>>182607275
>>
>>182607997
i misread the guy's original post and thought he was referring to dotabuff profiles that have full detail on which heroes were played on the last 10 games for most players. i agree that bitching about a player's average gpm without context on what heroes/positions those players were playing those games on is of course useless.
>>
Reminder DOTARD is the last TRULY Free (as in american FREEDOM) game

>you can literally call people retarded autist niggers and still go to TI
>you can request your team to rape the enemy team and go to TI
>you can encourage suicide and be racist as fuck and still go to TI

how did we do it bros?
>>
>>182608369
Valve not giving a fuck has its upsides
>>
File: 1396482021124.jpg (381KB, 2844x1600px) Image search: [Google]
1396482021124.jpg
381KB, 2844x1600px
>under tower killing creeps
>counting tower hits
>get to 5
>attack creep
>it goes down to 4 health and then tower kills
>ok then
>hit next creep once to weaken it
>5th tower shot kills it

EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>
File: 1488602436865.jpg (13KB, 254x255px) Image search: [Google]
1488602436865.jpg
13KB, 254x255px
>ton of cyrillics in chat, english is only used to insult
>your tony is tossing you under enemy towers
>two junglers
>random disconnects on both sides
I'm in hell
>>
>>182608727
low prio?
>>
>>182608727
I guess you could say you're a real... Hellcat
>>
File: 1498745082710.jpg (24KB, 256x292px) Image search: [Google]
1498745082710.jpg
24KB, 256x292px
>dendi shut the stream down
>>
Anyone else feel really dirty playing Lina?
>>
>kill offlane bristle 3 times in lane when he is early levelled
>he keeps coming back
>he hits level 5 and endlessly spams quills
>you are now zoned out of lane and need to go back to base, meaning those kills were for naught
>you go for another kill on him but in the process lose a lot of your health, meaning those kills were for naught
how do you deal with this as a carry, no other offlane can come back after feeding so easily and effortlessly it is just so frustrating
>>
File: 1464112197707.jpg (3KB, 111x125px) Image search: [Google]
1464112197707.jpg
3KB, 111x125px
>invoker wins arcana
>do a combo
>third worlder's internet can't handle it
>they crash
>>
>>182609561
ward his ancients
pick a natural silver edge builder
>>
File: 1499612991139.jpg (48KB, 599x700px) Image search: [Google]
1499612991139.jpg
48KB, 599x700px
>>182609325
>casters still scared of shitting on Dendi
when will these retards just say it
>>
>haven't played dota in 4 years
>browsing this general
>>
>>182609561
you ask your supports/mid/other players to please come bottom because you cannot lane against bristle solo.
>>
>>182609585
it will literally take 2 years to release desu
>>
>>182609665
but late game I don't even care about bristle, I built a silver edge that game and he didn't even concern me because he was so gimped
but he still came to my lane, and prevented me from farming, putting me behind on farm that I know for sure had grander effects on the game later
I don't know any other offlane that can feed 3-4 times in lane yet still have the exact same impact as most other pressure-heavy offlanes
>>
>>182609585
third world internet is literally better than American internet because of America's bad infrastructure
>>
File: 123.jpg (23KB, 385x385px) Image search: [Google]
123.jpg
23KB, 385x385px
>>182609783
I should have just done this, or stack/pulled the small camp by myself
>>
>>182610085
>pulling the lane closer to bristle can dive you even more
>>
>SA is better region than SEA
>fnatic is worse than infamous
>febby and ahjit are trash
>then proceeds to flame SEA getting 3 invites

Damn grant REALLY hates SEA teams holyshit
>>
>choose solo queue only
>play at 3am
>get faggots trying to queue into eachother as a team
>if they're not they just start feeding their friend on the enemy team

WOW that solo queue option sure did change things!
>>
>>182609585
>an arcana using more internet
>>
>>182610290
NA and Yuro teams are being filled up with SEA talent so who cares what that mongoloid thinks
>>
File: 1427237672380.jpg (46KB, 473x500px) Image search: [Google]
1427237672380.jpg
46KB, 473x500px
>>182610290
He's still going on about it, go watch capitalists stream
>>
>>182610290
Because the SEA bulls are cucking NA cucks
>>
File: 1484609424316.png (11KB, 420x420px) Image search: [Google]
1484609424316.png
11KB, 420x420px
>Australia is part of SEA region
>>
>stan king retired
damn
>>
Is there honestly anyone here who thinks infamous will win even one round?
>>
>>182610994
they will eliminate EG screenshot this post
>>
File: 1482914263257.jpg (90KB, 1200x654px) Image search: [Google]
1482914263257.jpg
90KB, 1200x654px
>>182610941
>NA's only up and coming talent in like 3 years
>retires
>>
>>182610941
source?
>>
>>182610440
yeah but it's not like any of them besides 1437 made it
>>
>It's another 3rd worlders ruin the arcana vote episode

Remember the absolute waste of the void remodel? the PA arcana? I swear they don't even care and just vote their favorite pub hero. I'm surprised Pudge, Sniper and Riki don't have arcanas at this point
>>
>>182611140
>PA arcana

LITERALLY
nothing
wrong
with
this
except
the
actual
hero
>>
>>182611080
cap's stream
>>
>>182611140
PA arcana was great though
>>
>>182611209
>>182611225
It wasn't bad but I mean it's just evident of shitters picking their favorite hero that requires an IQ of 33 to play. Same goes with Zeus (although he needed it for the remodel)
>>
>>182611212
Probably "chinese" retirement desu. He's using it as an excuse to get out of playing with bads like CCnC and Yawar.

Screencap this post. He will take over the reins at COL or a yuro team after TI.
>>
>>182611080
watch the podcast you idiot
>>
>>182611345
they said he's got a real job as an actuary and he's going back to that
>>
>>182610290
sea is actually possibly better than every region but cn and fnatic are better thanevery eu quali and possily every na quali.
>>
>>182611405
>tfw to smart for dota
>>
>>182611341
But we missed an oportunity there, they remodel jak when we asked them
>>
File: 1461549379871.png (240KB, 380x444px) Image search: [Google]
1461549379871.png
240KB, 380x444px
>first pick roaming bh in a new 5k avg game
>we 4th and 5th pick legion axe
im upset and basically please reply to my blog haha!
>>
>>182611519
>losing a bounty game
well thats basically impossible
>>
>>182611519
mid legion
offlane axe
roaming bh

jk lmao itll be jungle legion jungle (enemy) axe, and u will solo off
>>
LITERALLY BUFF TIDEHUNTER

BUFF RAVAGE'S COOLDOWN
>>
>>182611676
level 25 talent, ult goes through magic immunity

there fixed
>>
>>182611738
there will be so many games that he's not able to get to 25
>>
>>182611738
I think it would be picked 100% over the cdr
>>
File: 1499642850041.png (59KB, 219x251px) Image search: [Google]
1499642850041.png
59KB, 219x251px
>they reworked axe's aghs
>didn't move the old aghs to his 25 talent
>>
>>182611405
why ius he becmoing a wagecuck, if he's smart enough to do actuarial work he could probably life off day trading and play dotard or even coach a team for money
>>
PSG here

pudge will win
>>
>>182612109
the winner will get an arcana, and then 2 months after be nerfed into the fucking ground.

Thats why i didnt vote for QOP and wont vote for TA
>>
so apparently PPD is having gustav in his podcast, is it time for some rare gustavs?
>>
>>182612357
will he be muted the whole time?
>>
Not that I'm complaining, but why did everyone decided to do a podcast suddenly. Like 4 months ago there were only one or two done by literalwhos and now there's like 6
>>
File: 1498626796724.png (700KB, 910x915px) Image search: [Google]
1498626796724.png
700KB, 910x915px
>>182612412
what?
>>
>>182611968
It's a lot easier and less stressful to do a 9-5 office job that pays a good salary and gives health benefits.
>>
>>182611917
>aghs is now battle hunger oriented
>picking a talent other than 100 battle hunger DPS
>>
File: 1499956038601.png (289KB, 366x422px) Image search: [Google]
1499956038601.png
289KB, 366x422px
>>182612540
>>
>>182612513
Trying to get the TI hosting spot. Boredom. Fun.
>>
>>182612760
Damn good point
>>
File: file.png (42KB, 602x177px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
42KB, 602x177px
two fucking years
>>
>>182611519
NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE
YOU'VE BEEN IN THE TRENCH THIS WHOLE TIME
>>
Holy shit I just realized Charlie is the opposite of EE
Every 3rd word is an "um" and he takes 5x as much time to say one sentence compared to everyone else
>>
>>182612831
another two before valve add it as an arcana
one if we can get reddit to meme it
>>
>>182612896
I love everything about that episode so much
>>
File: file.png (37KB, 639x163px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
37KB, 639x163px
>>182612831
what the fuck guys
>>
>>182612621
actuarial work is not 9-5 and you get worked to the bone by insurance jews who are literally the worst kind of people out there.
>>
>>182613005
this was actually the beginning of the end of d2g
>>
File: 1485416070103.jpg (2MB, 2999x2101px) Image search: [Google]
1485416070103.jpg
2MB, 2999x2101px
>>182601126
>>
>>182601126
man every time I see this I can't help but laugh
>>
File: 1492148665290.png (262KB, 680x661px) Image search: [Google]
1492148665290.png
262KB, 680x661px
>>182613005
>>182612831
all me, I'm also the drow poster, doe poster and naga poster
>>
>>182613214
but I'm the drow poster
>>
>>182613019
it's an extremely well paying job, what do you expect? You think doctor's work 9-5 only? Who even cares when a massive portion of pros are spoiled cunts that had everything handed to them so they had the opportunity to throw everything away and quit college to play a fucking videogame for a living without worrying about repercussions
>>
File: 200px-Hex_pig_model.png (30KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]
200px-Hex_pig_model.png
30KB, 200x200px
>>182611917
When the fuck did they change it? I see nothing in patch notes
>pic related, THIS IS NOT AXE
>>
File: 1478548876423.jpg (141KB, 950x943px) Image search: [Google]
1478548876423.jpg
141KB, 950x943px
>>182613327
prove it post Drow
>>
>csgo has third party majors
how come there's no TI for csgo?
>>
>>182613494
12 year olds cant fund a TI
>>
GRANT IS A FUCKING GENIUS
>>
File: 1429937631069(2).png (561KB, 696x1176px) Image search: [Google]
1429937631069(2).png
561KB, 696x1176px
>>182613450
>>
Should I pay attention to the pentagon chart thing on my profile? It makes me feel bad...
>>
File: 20170713213057_1.jpg (264KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
20170713213057_1.jpg
264KB, 1920x1080px
>yfw every time this happens
>>
>>182613494
Because the seasons are always on and blend into each other
If you have a TI then there'll be a lull (read: dead) period for at least 1.5months before and after each CS TI
>>
lmao Grant is a god
>>
>grant is banned from MLG events for life

LMAO
>>
File: drow babies.png (240KB, 582x317px) Image search: [Google]
drow babies.png
240KB, 582x317px
>>182613450
>>182613679
>>182613327
No it's me
>>
>>182613721
>all that item selling/breaking
>>
>>182613794
This picture is wrong Drow isn't a boy.
>>
>>182613794
but that's a guy
>>
>>182613589
>spends thousands on a skin
psh, nothing personal
>>
high point of /d2g/ was watching EG 2-0 DK at TI4

all other answers are factually incorrect
>>
File: 1495950936552.png (353KB, 671x593px) Image search: [Google]
1495950936552.png
353KB, 671x593px
>>182613794
wtf
>>
>>182613713
you should pay attention to your gpm and xpm stats. If you are a support your average should never be below 400, if you are a carry 600 gpm average is what you shoot for.

no matter what, your XPM should NEVER be below 500
>>
>>182613721
>average mmr 1714

jej
>>
>>182613907
>>182613919
Wrong, it's a girl(male)
>>
File: 1438751410664.png (740KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]
1438751410664.png
740KB, 960x540px
>>182613993
no
>>
BASED CAP PICKING OG
>>
>>182614169
Don't look at me I don't play competitive
>>
>>182614298
The luna had 19, NINETEEN, last hits at 10 minutes. I don't even understand how that is possible
>>
>>182614145
>343 average gpm
>454 average xpm

IT'S OGRE
>>
charlie just shat on NA/SA dota what is going on
>>
Friendly reminder to double down when

>The enemy picks Alchemist, Morphling, or PL
>>
Am I a scrublord if I literally always follow torte de lini's builds?
>>
>>182614640
>His QOP build goes for AOE shadowstrike

into
the
trash

its not the only bad recommendation but hte first one that came to mind because i accidentally skilled it TWICE
>>
>>182614145
do you not play 5?
even in a good game i still have 350-380gpm from buying wards and dying for my cores
even saksa and sonneiko are barely 350 right now and they're 8k/9k
>>
File: treant.jpg (247KB, 600x653px) Image search: [Google]
treant.jpg
247KB, 600x653px
>seven consecutive nerfs
>still top-tier pick/ban material

explain this doturdinos
>>
>>182614791
Treant is for passive aggressive betas who lack the mechanical skill to play true support heroes and try to overcompensate by acting as some sort of backseat driver for the other 4 players.
>>
>>182614469
He's right though.
>>
>esports sucks

what did he mean by this?
>>
>>182614759
>Not ignoring the talent choices and adjusting according to enemy heros
>>
>>182615203
charlie is starting a baked goods business
>>
>>182614791
morello was right, heals are OP

also 270 base move speed isnt a huge deal bc level 1 guise (which non-retards almost always take at level 1) still gives him 297 movespeed
>>
>>182614353
harassment
>>
If you voted for pudge to beat QOP I hate you
If you voted for Invoker at all go fuck yourself
>>
File: hi.jpg (103KB, 906x731px) Image search: [Google]
hi.jpg
103KB, 906x731px
>>182615908
I don't care about arcanas at all
>>
File: 1128.png (376KB, 490x490px) Image search: [Google]
1128.png
376KB, 490x490px
>>182615908
Basic math tells me that 10 spells being changed for $20 is better than 4 spells being changed for $20 so Invoker is the obvious choice.
>>
I'll give someone an arcana if you can find me some katie kate from TI
>>
>>182616231
>invoker has no one in his entire bracket that will pose any competition
>he gets a bye on top of it
this was rigged to be pudge v invoker from the start, other side doesnt even matter as the pudge invoker playerbases are the same inbred peruvians
>>
>>182616271
basic math tells me that TA is the 4th hottest waifu in the hero roster
do the right thing
>>
>>182616710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50gdtq2dulw
this one?
>>
>>182617184
also 1st for juiciest cock
>>
File: Pudge.png (58KB, 256x144px) Image search: [Google]
Pudge.png
58KB, 256x144px
>be literally better than any other support with 2 items
>solo cores with twice your networth
>1.2k pure damage on 8 second cooldown
>peruvian and russian favorite hero
>will likely win the arcana vote despite having the most skins of any hero in the game

Behold, the true villain of Dota.
>>
>>182616710
there are literally no videos of that happening, how the fuck?
>>
>>182617347
I want unironically want pudge removed.
>>
File: Cat Cute doesn't comprehend.png (325KB, 382x417px) Image search: [Google]
Cat Cute doesn't comprehend.png
325KB, 382x417px
>6 "Impulse" Freddie Wong Dez Dolly April 25, 2017
>A brash, up-and-coming pro FPS gamer finds the edge she needs in an energy drink that gives her real world "bullet time". It's a shortcut to fame and fortune-but it might just be a "shortcut" through the rest of her life.

>female
>pro gamer

why do tv show writers feel the need to make everything so unrealistic?

has there ever been a top female pro gamer that wasn't a guy with a chopped dick?
>>
>>182617731
no
>>
>>182615908
>If you voted for pudge to beat QOP I hate you
ahaha salty qop picker, sick of seeing you in my games to the extent that I'd rather actually see more pudge
>>
File: 1499953461079.jpg (45KB, 640x646px) Image search: [Google]
1499953461079.jpg
45KB, 640x646px
>>182617731
why do you ask questions you know the answers to?
also stop watching garbage
>>
>>182617347
Remember when Dendi?

Good times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc7sTqdRpHc
>>
File: 2932193219353.jpg (189KB, 1462x1462px) Image search: [Google]
2932193219353.jpg
189KB, 1462x1462px
>>182617347
absolutely based
>>
>>182615908
qop is fav hero but i voted pudge because if qop won she would be nerfed back into the shitter
>>
>>182618012
>why do you ask questions you know the answers to?
I only follow dota and pre-2012 starcraft, that's why I ask. The show seems to focus particularly on FPS, I don't know much about their scenes.

>also stop watching garbage
I was looking for shows to download. That one got discarded as I read the synopsis for that particular episode. Literally bad-Black Mirror.
>>
File: losing streak.jpg (381KB, 746x982px) Image search: [Google]
losing streak.jpg
381KB, 746x982px
>>182616271
Invoker tilts me beyond belief so i want to play against him less
>>
>>182617347
>Implying he can stop the ULTIMATE SHOWDONW OF ULTIMATE ARCANARY between Rubick and Invoker from happening.
Greatest Arcana vote story line
>>
>>182616271
heh
they will only change 4 spells.

EEE - ss
WWW - emp
QQQ - cold snap animation
Invoke - animation

screencap this
>>
>>182618512
they'll rig the vote like they did vs wisp before they make more shitty invoker spell skins, rubick too because so much effort
>>
File: lanaya.png (71KB, 973x357px) Image search: [Google]
lanaya.png
71KB, 973x357px
HOLY HELL MY WAIFU IS IN THE QUARTER FINALS
>>
>voting for ta
>voting for pudge
It's obvious, the finals will be rubick vs invoker. Absolutely no point in not voting for one of them.
>>
File: Baby Frown.jpg (24KB, 400x516px) Image search: [Google]
Baby Frown.jpg
24KB, 400x516px
>dota porn pic
>title is "<female_dotamon_name> gets ganked"
>>
>>182618825
link it
>>
>hover carry in carry lane
>ask my team very politely to pick a support because it will be the most optimal thing to do
>tell them we are likely to be successful if they pick supports
>everyone picks carries (+ a techies who says he is the greatest techies in the world)
>its 2k mmr bracket btw
>they flame me for being nice
>rob my lane, no support, everyone tells me to fuck myself when i try to work together
>no one wants to set up ganks or fights
>just want to tell me how shit i'm doing
>forced to jungle because i get no lane priority (i'm playing spectre)
>flame me when i have no farm
>flame me for keeping two tangos instead of selling them (I AM SPECTRE)
you wanna know why you're 1k mmr? this is why.
>>
>>182618895
most recent post on r/dota2smut
>>
>>182619154
im outta this bracket by the end of next month, cya nerd
>>
>>182619154
btw that techies only planted mines to ward, didn't mine highground. he stole farm from offlane, fed because he was on map at all times, and at 40 miunutes he has a bloodstone (4 charges) brown boots, a vit booster and a staff of wizardry. but he's the best techies in the world. i actually am afk in base right now because i would rather lose this game and be away from these idiots than try my hardest to win, waste my time and lose anyways. they deserve to lose. when i am as conscientous as possible, and my entire team doesn't communicate, flames me for being nice, mutes me and throws anyways. yea, i accept that loss.
>>
>>182619154
How do people who play at 2k even manage to play dota. This doesn't sound fun AT ALL.
>>
>>182619154
>holier-than-thou attitude deigning to others what they may or may not do

>wonders why team hates him and disrespects him
>>
>>182619154
>be 4k
>enemy ogre and riki constantly sitting mid and harassing me any moment I'm near the wave
>instant tp's to the enemy tower the moment I'm being slightly aggressive
>my supports are only pulling the small camp all game and just leeching our carry's xp
>they're stealing the courier at <3mins to send themselves clarities
>"how are you losing mid bro???"
>"should've let me mid"

Yeah it's a mystery for sure
>>
>>182619610
you picked spectre
in 2k
where supports have no idea waht they are doing
>>
why do bad things always happen to nice guys
>>
>>182619669
>ask team politely what they want to do
>ask team politely to support
>ask team politely to communicate
i'm sorry if it appears like i am trying to stretch my ego, i just want to win and i know good and well that communication is the key to wins.
>>182619721
it was a good counter pick.
>>
>>182619798
no one likes nice guys
>>
>>182619809
counterpicking doesnt matter if you pick the weakest laner in the game

if u want to win, learn to:

1. Play mid,
2. If mid is taken play offlane lane dominator, especially if u get to solo offlane
3. PLay position 4

Safelane is the honeypot position of ZERO impact this patch
>>
>>182619902
girl here, can confirm
>>
>>182619154
>ask my team very politely
That's where you fucked up. Your team is only there for you to give orders to them. Make them understand who's in charge and they will oblige.
>>
>Pick support
>Pos 1 and 2 can't play for shit and are absolute trash
>Pick HC or mid
>Team doesn't even pick support
Why play Dota?
>>
>>182619974
>>182619902
Girl (male) here, can confirm

>>182620021
>pick Mid
>not good enough to 1v2

Then you dont deserve to win
>>
>>182620085
>>182619974
girl (male) here
i like nice guys
>>
File: 1489625395631-pol.png (890KB, 806x549px) Image search: [Google]
1489625395631-pol.png
890KB, 806x549px
Rate my Opendota
I haven't played ranked in a long time, don't have a cellphone right now
https://www.opendota.com/players/97718881
>>
>>182619809
You went in the game then instant locked carry and then by your own words you said that you know what is best for everyone and started assigning roles to other people.

Yeah they are going to flame you, whiteboi. You don't get to join a match and tell everyone else what to do. I can hear your nasally numale voice right now make demands of people who are objectively the same skill level as you.
>>
>>182619967
you're right. i'm a pos4 spammer and when i dont 4 i play whatever we dont have and if i have to play carry i always lose.
which carry wins?
>>
>>182620341
you either need to play invoker a lot more or never again, pick one
>>
>>182619967
pretty much this, i've had A LOT more impact as offlane void compared to safelane void, and have carried more games from the offlane than I have from the safelane
>>
>>182620380
meme carries that can basically lane on their own.

Hence you see alot of venomancer because hes difficult as fuck to stop from farming or getting ganked.

Naix is ok but you then rely on your team because the whole poitn of the hero is infest ganks

Bloodcyka is decent, midas bkb radiance (QO build)

Juggernaut is super braindead but he's alot lower impact than he used to be when u could safely stack the pull camp and then spin it down for mad dollas

Honestly the idea is to counterpick the enemy offlaner so he has a shit lane
>>
>>182620519
You're right lol. Most of my games with him are from 3/4 years ago when I was actually terrible at the game. I stopped playing for a while, then came back a few months ago and played him a few times.
Now I hardly ever pick the guy. Good luck travels slowly, my Invoker has fucking jet engines.
>>
File: download.png (4KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]
download.png
4KB, 225x225px
No European Teams have placed top 4 at TI since TI3...
>>
File: 1476460244568.jpg (543KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
1476460244568.jpg
543KB, 1920x1080px
>>182620737
God Bless
>>
File: stay_hydrated.jpg (212KB, 600x598px) Image search: [Google]
stay_hydrated.jpg
212KB, 600x598px
is dota still fun
>>
>>182620980
no
>>
>>182621020
oh okay thanks.
>>
>>182620369
>instant locked
i 4th picked, i could have changed at any time if the team asked or communicated at all.
i didn't assign anything to anyone. i asked. i requested and i did so as nicely as i could. i told them i could do whatever they wanted to do if they had an idea or something.
everyones got some dumb ad hominem to say. everyone lets ego and personality get in the way of winning. i'm so sick of people actuively not working together because they don't like the way you sound or the words you choose. fuck off with your fragile ego and play fucking dota.
>>
File: Venomancer_icon.png (66KB, 256x144px) Image search: [Google]
Venomancer_icon.png
66KB, 256x144px
What's this champ supposed to do again?
>>
File: 1480368694989.jpg (172KB, 1024x1600px) Image search: [Google]
1480368694989.jpg
172KB, 1024x1600px
>>182621081
np
>>
>>182621161
cum
>>
>>182621137
You don't go into a game thinking 'aight I'm playing this hero'. You adapt.
You picked fourth, which makes it even less acceptable to have fucked up lanes. You're supposed to pick according to what your team has and lacks.
>>
File: 1485099013467.png (76KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]
1485099013467.png
76KB, 400x400px
>>182621161
>venomancer
>spits poison
dotards?
>>
if you could fuck two dota2 personalities who would you fuck besides kellymilkies?
>>
>not a single female in the last 8 heroes of the arcana vote

GAY
>>
>>182621435
Soe twice
>>
>>182621435
anne & egm
>>
>>182621435
ODpixel and James
>>
>>182621339
I DID ADA[PT. I DIDNT WANNA PLAY SPECTRE. I PLAYED IT BECAUSE IT WAS GOOD AGAUNST THEIR HEROES.
i didn't come in and demand a position. i picked the position we needed.
>>
File: 301.jpg (74KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]
301.jpg
74KB, 800x600px
>>182619154
If no supports is an issue you can always pick support yourself bro.
>>
>>182621925
i typically do but i thought we had support covered. then the techies went core and the venge want core because no one communicates.
>>
Anyone up for some 1v1s?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/springsnow/
hit me up faggots
>>
>>182621161
hit level 25 and spam le balanced megacreep wards
>>
>>182621925
Picking support is not foolproof
Ive babysit carries wide and far from those who get 946 gpm to retard am who have 22 min vlads
Its a hard but rewarding life
>>
is templar assassin really a trap...
>>
>>182622750
*futa
>>
icefrog here, ama
>>
File: 1488901277599.jpg (260KB, 1350x1800px) Image search: [Google]
1488901277599.jpg
260KB, 1350x1800px
Imagine being an Australian and being forced to play with Pinoy 12 year olds on SEA server
>>
yesterday i saw a guy with a big bag of aluminum cans sleeping on the ttc. i wanted to take pics of his feet and shoes, but that would be rude, they weree disgusting. he got up and started peeing on the door then walked off at the next exit, i recognized him from the neighborhood i used to live in, i once caught him stealing metal from my scrap pile.

earlier that day i was on an airplane and the guy next to me had his and his son's seat changed to first class becuase of some terrible smell (im assuming he meant me) i figure youre probably quite a rich AND snob if you can afford to pay $300+ to not have to smell something for 3 hours. i usually dont shower with soap and about 30hours prior to the flight i had washed with soap so something about the natural oils and microorganisms being stripped off your body. most of my disgusting dirty laundy was in my checked luggage
>>
>>182622947
Invoker nerf when?
>>
File: 1488635012349.jpg (313KB, 612x716px) Image search: [Google]
1488635012349.jpg
313KB, 612x716px
>>182622947
>>182622947
Since arcana's are the canon version of the hero, when TA wins will you only add a bulge, and a bulge only? Thus proving that TA has a feminine penis
>>
come on guys
im bored i want to play but i dont feel like queueing for a game cause im kinda underslept and i dont want to lose
lets make a d2g lobby
>>
>>182622947
why do you keep buffing pudge
>>
File: 1498798246775.jpg (54KB, 597x597px) Image search: [Google]
1498798246775.jpg
54KB, 597x597px
>no esports
>nobody streaming
what is there to do?
>>
>>182623763
pull the trigger qt bby
>>
>>182623763
>>182623747
>>
File: our guys.png (13KB, 200x178px) Image search: [Google]
our guys.png
13KB, 200x178px
when do our guys play?
>>
>>182623881
>pos5 sing
huh
>>
File: 1477340802455.jpg (117KB, 736x981px) Image search: [Google]
1477340802455.jpg
117KB, 736x981px
>>182623881
Wtf gorgc is a swede?!
>>
File: over_nerifed.png (60KB, 256x144px) Image search: [Google]
over_nerifed.png
60KB, 256x144px
>>182584628

These are dark times. I see no update in the near future. This month, refrain from gambling. Events this week will remind you of an old enemy.
>>
File: 1495115800995.png (343KB, 980x742px) Image search: [Google]
1495115800995.png
343KB, 980x742px
>>182623881
are they... dare I say it... /ourlads/?
>>
>>182623881
kill yourself
>>
File: 1483207086101.jpg (219KB, 1000x1502px) Image search: [Google]
1483207086101.jpg
219KB, 1000x1502px
>>182623763
>>
File: 289376293.jpg (24KB, 467x311px) Image search: [Google]
289376293.jpg
24KB, 467x311px
>>182623881
>>
>>182623881
marmalade?
>>
File: 1442649456193.jpg (44KB, 618x672px) Image search: [Google]
1442649456193.jpg
44KB, 618x672px
>>182624292
adelaide
>>
File: luna.webm (3MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
luna.webm
3MB, 1920x1080px
I want luna to ____ on my face
>>
>>182624361
you havent been reminding us SingSing is strimming lately
>>
>>182610329
>>choose solo queue only
how do you do this?
>>
File: 1450568215536.png (451KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]
1450568215536.png
451KB, 1024x576px
>>182624435
i'm always asleep when he strims...
>>
>>182624620
its in the options
>>
File: 1481626784345.jpg (147KB, 800x1258px) Image search: [Google]
1481626784345.jpg
147KB, 800x1258px
What is more important to you, having fun or gaining MMR?
>>
File: 1494988378381.png (101KB, 400x300px) Image search: [Google]
1494988378381.png
101KB, 400x300px
>+44
>>182624661
I have fun when i gain mmr
>>
File: 1468512423853.png (893KB, 493x617px) Image search: [Google]
1468512423853.png
893KB, 493x617px
>>182624647
thank
>>
>>182624921
no problem, gl in ur adventure
>>
>>182624661
picking fun heroes and gaining mmr. I don't care enough about my mmr to actually be an omni cuck or play other boring ass heroes
>>
>>182624661
Gaining mmr=winning=having fun
Losing mmr=losing=not having fun
Simple really...
>>
>>182624410
shit
>>
blink or pike on TB?
>>
>>182625407
pike, not even a question.
>>
>>182625407
Pike. How is this even a question?
>>
>>182625407
Shadow blade + dagon
>>
File: Next top dotafu.png (2MB, 1261x662px) Image search: [Google]
Next top dotafu.png
2MB, 1261x662px
Have you met the best dotafu of all time?
>>
>>182625549
>no nose ring
when i saw her tatts in the thumb nail I was pretty excited about spirit breaker posting.
>>
File: 1472623177517.jpg (163KB, 680x680px) Image search: [Google]
1472623177517.jpg
163KB, 680x680px
>>182625549
SPOILER THAT SHIT
>>
File: 1474493188121.jpg (35KB, 277x265px) Image search: [Google]
1474493188121.jpg
35KB, 277x265px
>tfw playing dota all day and drinking beer has made me fat

How do I fix this dotards?
>>
d2g should i go procure sex for shekels I made betting during the last major?
>>
File: 14867481758473.jpg (401KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
14867481758473.jpg
401KB, 1920x1080px
>party with cousin
>he wants to go silencer jungle because im "le high mmr"
>triggered my tilting senses that i stopped picking TA
>he then goes support after i picked a carry from tilt of choice
>some 3.8k steals mid, despite the mmr gap
>some guy goes arc warden jungle
>abandoned the game 35 minutes in because its boring as fuck
>5 games low prio

parties' are sure good isn't it?
>>
>>182625549
>face tattoo
of all the retarded things you can get, why would you get a tattoo on the part of the body that literally wrinkles the fastest
>>
>>182625607
>>182625636
forehead chan is pure
>>
>>182625835
whos that cum chum
>>
>>182625748
depends on how many shekels you have. if you have a lot, go to a club and pick up chicks. if you have a ton, you can actually get like 10/10
>>
>>182625908
my little sister
>>
>>182626080
your sister looks like a slut
>>
I'm still mad that WK lost the arcanabowl
>>
File: 1493926701008.png (495KB, 987x669px) Image search: [Google]
1493926701008.png
495KB, 987x669px
>>182625835
LP forces you to go outisde and quit dota which is not that bad
>>
>>182626047
couple of hundred but i dont really like drinking
>>
Reminder to put at least half of your votes towards pudge's opponent in the arcanabowl
>>
File: oh yeaaahhhh.gif (2MB, 260x242px) Image search: [Google]
oh yeaaahhhh.gif
2MB, 260x242px
>>182625835
>queue ranked with 2 other reliable players and we always do well together
>>
https://twitter.com/SmugAnimuGrills/status/885655548385005569

which one of you was this
>>
5k EU = 3.5k NA
>>
File: 1495809905787.png (41KB, 778x512px) Image search: [Google]
1495809905787.png
41KB, 778x512px
>>182626770
dude that 's me
>>
>>182626852
2k China = 4k EU = 6k NA = 10k SA
>>
>>182627141
500 MMR AUS=1k SEA=2k China = 4k EU = 6k NA = 10k SA
>>
have i got a blog post for you dotards, I was the self-admitted glue eating retard earlier tonight
>lose 4 straight calibration games, 7 overall
>decide to go home to unranked random draft
>random naix
>game is me and 9 barely functioning retards
>they literally have a 4v5 standoff at mid from 17min-47min
>during this time their huskar and ck both get 10+ kill streaks
>I go first items midas and maelstrom and farm both sidelanes after I get travels
>literally never show up to mid shitfest
>when im pushing t3s with halberd, deso, ac, mjoll, abyssal ck and huskar finally tp back to fight me
>abyssal huskar then disarm him when his health gets low
>mjoll procks kill ck illusions
>double kill
>game
I did 13k building dmg, the next highest on either team was 800
What an awful game.
>>
File: 1486870551733.jpg (8KB, 250x242px) Image search: [Google]
1486870551733.jpg
8KB, 250x242px
>Australia might actually become a stronger region than NA with the new Major system
>>
>>182627405
I actually dont remember your post link it again

>>182626939
prove it dumb frogposter
>>
>>182627460
How do you hope to beat Australia on true lan?
>>
>>182602171
He really isn't. Those stats suck.
>>
File: 1477161825830.png (29KB, 741x568px) Image search: [Google]
1477161825830.png
29KB, 741x568px
>>182627471
proof wat?
>>
>>182597508
Valve helped Arrow Gaming get their visas iirc, also not TI but Execration (an invited team) couldn't participate in the boston major because of visa issues, but valve didn't give a shit about that one.
>>
>>182627748
>help them get their visas
>turn out they were 322ers

SEA must be stopped
>>
File: 1469434013787.jpg (815KB, 2243x3028px) Image search: [Google]
1469434013787.jpg
815KB, 2243x3028px
These are your fucktoys for tonight :3
>>
>>182601204
Might be Sven and Slark's best item.
>>
File: 1497671889100.png (286KB, 468x394px) Image search: [Google]
1497671889100.png
286KB, 468x394px
>>182627880
oh my I hope they can handle me
>>
>>182602271
>>182627405
>>182627471
>>
>>182602271
>>182627405
>>182627471
Play unranked until you're good nigger. With 300 games you will only regret calibrating.
>>
>>182628087
This. I had 200 games, calibrated at 2.5 and dropped 500 mmr.

I only play ranked occassionally now and have lost mb 1 ranked match in 10. I tryhard in unranked to play roles I dont understand and hero matchups im bad at.

MMR is earned
>>
File: huskar.png (64KB, 256x144px) Image search: [Google]
huskar.png
64KB, 256x144px
>tfw just HUSKAR'd a greedy opposition team and punished them for their insolence
is there any better feeling?
>>
File: 1469424180261.jpg (764KB, 2000x3085px) Image search: [Google]
1469424180261.jpg
764KB, 2000x3085px
>>182625743
full image where
>>
File: DC TI6.jpg (43KB, 650x350px) Image search: [Google]
DC TI6.jpg
43KB, 650x350px
>>182620737
>>
File: 1431798102902.png (171KB, 365x359px) Image search: [Google]
1431798102902.png
171KB, 365x359px
>>182607275
>>
How is puck offlane for climbing solo ranked?
>>
File: 1494005949019.jpg (77KB, 596x380px) Image search: [Google]
1494005949019.jpg
77KB, 596x380px
>tfw can only play three heroes
>>
>tfw you will never hire a whore to suck your dick dressed as CM while playing ranked mm in dota

Why even live
>>
File: sad.png (75KB, 735x373px) Image search: [Google]
sad.png
75KB, 735x373px
God I am glad this faggot is in csgo and not dota. Every time I accidentally read his tweets I physically cringe.
>>
File: 1496677693451.jpg (600KB, 1000x1420px) Image search: [Google]
1496677693451.jpg
600KB, 1000x1420px
stop CM posting
>>
>>182628405
>is there any better feeling?

picking brew against a team full of right click heroes

even if you somehow lose, you can still feel the butthurt
>>
>>182629254
>everytime i read his tweets
>3 retweets 82 likes
literally who is that
>>
>>182629332
i like your taste anon
punishing bad lineups is just excellent
>>
>>182628715
why did they kick moo for moon again?
>>
WATCH OUT

YOU MIGHT GET WHAT YOU'RE AFTER
>>
>>182629543
His mom made pass on them and it made them uncomfortable
>>
File: 1476666914147.png (154KB, 306x264px) Image search: [Google]
1476666914147.png
154KB, 306x264px
>>182629113
are they all cute?
>>
File: 1497110885202.jpg (363KB, 796x820px) Image search: [Google]
1497110885202.jpg
363KB, 796x820px
*blocks your path*
>>
>>182609902
Then why do they constantly shit up American servers which are anywhere from 500 to 1000+ miles away from their own servers faggot
>>
i dont have anything to contribute here, i just want to say that I really love dota's silence sound effect.

its so cute.
>>
>>182629808
Valve gives them bad servers
>>
File: versatility.png (4KB, 650x82px) Image search: [Google]
versatility.png
4KB, 650x82px
ever heard the phrase "jack of all trades master of none"?
i want to die
>>
File: 1493454834576.jpg (273KB, 1778x1000px) Image search: [Google]
1493454834576.jpg
273KB, 1778x1000px
>>182629840
sharpie in butthole
>>
File: 1477923578657.png (669KB, 608x725px) Image search: [Google]
1477923578657.png
669KB, 608x725px
>>182629796
anyone have the other ones?
>>
File: ZJeNiDk.png (2MB, 1899x816px) Image search: [Google]
ZJeNiDk.png
2MB, 1899x816px
>>182629485
csgo panelists and bff of guy who choked Loda
Really butthurt since dota redditors didn't suck his dick when he made content about dota
>>
File: 1463639762988.jpg (36KB, 606x318px) Image search: [Google]
1463639762988.jpg
36KB, 606x318px
>>182629861
They get what they deserve
>>
File: postem.png (9KB, 321x196px) Image search: [Google]
postem.png
9KB, 321x196px
>>182629927
also post your activity.
>>
>>182629927
Me

If you can't comfortably play every role in the game you're whats wrong with this community.
>>
>>182629972
>>182629972
>csgo expert
"as you can see here he pressed A and D to shoot and get behind cover of the wall and got lucky enough to head shot the guy from across the map doing the same thing"
>>
Reminder to calibrate after playing 1000 hours of unranked if you don't want to end up at 1k
>>
>>182630137
>Playing ranked

Sorry I don't need an arbitrary number to validate myself :^)
>>
>>182630137
player's number of hours played ~= player mmr?
>>
File: oraclel.png (280KB, 878x603px) Image search: [Google]
oraclel.png
280KB, 878x603px
>>182630137
>1000 hours
I have a job. which is why i calibrated at 50~ games and i am 1k.
also unranked games are like water torture.
>>
File: 1487261664977.jpg (91KB, 800x908px) Image search: [Google]
1487261664977.jpg
91KB, 800x908px
>>182629775
>Crystal Maiden
>Lina
>Lion

yeah :3
>>
File: 1487584676701.png (126KB, 348x342px) Image search: [Google]
1487584676701.png
126KB, 348x342px
>>182630340
>Lion
>>
File: 1498121991730.png (183KB, 491x620px) Image search: [Google]
1498121991730.png
183KB, 491x620px
>>182630418
he's a cutie pie
>>
File: 1468734911537.jpg (27KB, 156x490px) Image search: [Google]
1468734911537.jpg
27KB, 156x490px
Abandoning in ranked should make you lose 100 mmr
>>
>win a practically lost game after a comeback after a hard-fought 60 minute match
>type in gg ezpz in allchat anyways
>>
So... what happened to TI host drama? As far as I know nobody has been confirmed for host, why is nobody shitposting about it and pushing their favorite autist?
>>
File: BigShitty.jpg (39KB, 354x358px) Image search: [Google]
BigShitty.jpg
39KB, 354x358px
>>182629796
*blocks your TI chances*

Nothing personnel, OG
>>
File: 1487515684609.jpg (92KB, 576x960px) Image search: [Google]
1487515684609.jpg
92KB, 576x960px
>>182630616
I've been waiting all day for the esports garbage to clear up don't bring it back now
>>
>>182630573
Feeding in ranked should add a 100$ bounty on your head irl.
>>
File: barny.jpg (14KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]
barny.jpg
14KB, 400x400px
>>182630616
Why do you think he started streaming again?
>>
>>182630573
Eh there are people who actually get kicked off the game for some legitimate reasons, I have definitely had my fair share.

I think the answer is to punish repeat offenders and have a small allowance of abandons where it's just -25 mmr.
>>
Any GoT fags here?
>>
>>182630573
I once had my power go out and raged from the -25 and low priority alone, that was enough for something I never intended
>>
>>182629254
>overwatch
>fringe game

what the fuck is wrong with this guy? OW is LITERALLY the most casual friendly fps EVER MADE
>>
>>182631574
He's baiting at this point. Dota has larger player base, larger prizepools and more viewers than his casual oriented cs:go. Dunno what part of it is fringe.
>>
>>182630095
Eh csgo is a legit competitive game like dota. It doesn't deserve the slide. The panelist is however a faggot.
Not many people like him in csgo either as evidenced by the liked numbers.
>>
>>182632203
this, he's like the James of CSGO
>>
>>182632276
No James is actually likable cause he knows that he's an ass. Thoorin is just egocentric faggot.
>>
>>182631326
on this of all threads?
I've heard WK's bombast described as 'Joffrey-like', and that's all I know of the show
>>
File: 1474730940957.jpg (635KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]
1474730940957.jpg
635KB, 700x700px
>tune in on the overwatch world cup stream
>soe sitting on the panel
>close the page
>>
File: steam.jpg (237KB, 1468x1060px) Image search: [Google]
steam.jpg
237KB, 1468x1060px
>load into all pick game
>brown marks offlane timber
>pink marks jungle legion
>at this point carry player picks troll
>teal has been afk and when he comes back picks veno
>teal wants to jungle as well
>marks enemy jungle
>game is autism so i pick mid wr and buy hotd
>by some miracle first blood doesnt happen until 8 minutes despite there being a bounty hunter on the enemy team and our team having 2 (TWO) junglers
>legion decides he doesnt want to be a part of the game until 24 mins, when he has blink shadow blade and blademail
>tell him this is bad and he should kill himself
>"Relax, you're doing fine."
>tell him no matter how positive he is about the game it doesnt change the fact that the way hes playing is garbage
>win anyway because enemy team did literally nothing to punish the fact that we were playing -1 player for 25 mins

Boy, do I love reddit guys.
>>
how do we make anime real
>>
>>182632276
But James actually has talent?
>>
would you rather have thorin or slacks?
>>
File: SMWR1xf.png (2MB, 2560x1600px) Image search: [Google]
SMWR1xf.png
2MB, 2560x1600px
>>182632734
>soe sitting on the panel
>>
>>182632782
To be fair, if I was playing LC I wouldn't trust my team to help me out with Duels either with that shitstorm of a team composition.
>>
>>182632782
Nice blog faggot
>>
>>182632942
thanks nigger please subscribe for more
>>
>>182632942
subscribe man it really helps him out
>>
>>182632734
wew this shit is actually fucking unwatchable
>>
You guys are picking Tree for free MMR, right?
>>
File: 1490849658285.jpg (50KB, 600x656px) Image search: [Google]
1490849658285.jpg
50KB, 600x656px
>pick medusa, head to middle lane
>the enemy team found it a good idea to dual mid with legion and ember
>ember is clearly pissed that legion 'stole his lane', so he decides to do the mature thing and feed to absurd proportions
>8/0 by 5 minutes
>my team is fed as well, but they're somehow managing to die against legion
>eventually farm a rapier
>finally die, enemy team takes it
>game drags on to an hour, ember has started playing 'seriously' by the 25 minute mark and he now has two rapier
>win the game
>ember feels the need to boast in post-game chat, says i'm bad
>actually challenges me to a 1v1 fgt
>he picks ember, i pick templar of all heroes, i want to humiliate him
>get 3 kills, he then wants to go 'tower for tower', i give him some rope
>take both towers, end 6-2
>'ur trash man'
>mfw
>>
>>182633153
?
I play to get better and for fun not for mmr
>>
>>182633153
You know it. Tree, Nyx and Bane are my holy trinity.
>>
>bounty comes to "gank" enemy storm
>says hes gonna "fuck him up"
>tower dives when storm has 15hp and feeds him first blood
>he came to "gank" at lvl 2 with no point in Jinada

4.6k avg game ebin XDDD
>>
>>182633153
Sometimes. Hes a good not great hero.
>>182633384
Nothing wrong with that except the diving.
>>
>>182633153
>pick tree
>lvl 1 stealth
>go around trees to get invisible and root
>cant root because guy is too far
>cant gank mid cuz lack of trees
>cant do shit on offlane because sentires
>keep dying because slow
>lvl 3 when everyone in enemy team is 5-6
>end with this meme treant is op stuff and switch to riki/niggerstalker
>5 wins in a row

Yea, fuck your treant i'd rather play useful heroes
>>
File: 1490266256360.jpg (15KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]
1490266256360.jpg
15KB, 400x400px
>>182633384
>lvl 2 with one point in shuriken and no mana for it
>has OoV and no Jinada
>against storm who has shitty movespeed and one of the easiest mids to gank pre 6
>storm snowballs harder than the majority of the roster

Yeah nothing wrong with that , anon
>>
meant >>182633678
for >>182633518

tired and tilted as fuck from losing that match, i'm fucking going to bed
>>
>>182633206
I would have gone Invoker just to completely shit on him

>Harass and deny him non-stop because of Exort
>Gets buttmad because he can't farm so he thinks he can charge me with magic shield
>Whip out Cold snap, Forge Spirit, and Alacrity to do retarded amounts of physical damage
>Kill him or force him out of lane
>Rinse and repeat
>>
>>182633764
That's kind of what I did, but with psionic blades instead of Exort and refraction\meld instead of invoked chicaneries.
He was honestly just fucking terrible, and yet so ridiculously cocky.
>>
File: IMG_0541.jpg (90KB, 670x377px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0541.jpg
90KB, 670x377px
Anyone else praying to Y*hweh before their ranked match?
>>
>>182633605
Well probably because you're playing tre wrong.
You're a roamer. If they have sentries down in one lane you either deward or move to another. You should be picking up at least one of not two bounty runes eery two minutes, while also controlling one of the mid runes. If you arent getting kills in lanes you level heal after shroud and you stack camps.
>>
>>182587745
>DDC
>Aui
>Somnus
oh man you are retarded.
>>
>>182634207
No you are. All three of those players are really good.
>>
File: 1473843557957.jpg (480KB, 1200x1085px) Image search: [Google]
1473843557957.jpg
480KB, 1200x1085px
Aui_2000 is the best position 4 player in the world.
>>
File: outsmarting_enemy.png (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
outsmarting_enemy.png
1MB, 1280x720px
why is spell amp so lazily implamented?
>landmine tool tip shows as if dmg is amplified but is not
>searing arrows dmg is amplied and works so does desolate's
>sd's soul catcher's amplification percentage is amplied but shit like ice vortex and penitence isnt
>arcane bolt's multipler and dmg is amplified so dmg increases exponentially with int
>arcane orb and glaives scale percentage goes up but feast and stiffling dagger doesnt
not that i support spell amp, but at least in lol they put an effort for this shit, summons dmg and duration would increase with more stats.
>>
File: 1470253195048.png (1MB, 1201x806px) Image search: [Google]
1470253195048.png
1MB, 1201x806px
>>182634443
>and then he wrote that aui was a good pos 4
>>
File: 1498760964092.jpg (66KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]
1498760964092.jpg
66KB, 600x600px
>>182634551
I don't see any TI winners in that picture.
>>
>>182634448
Anon, Arc STILL has a bug that if your magnetic fields are SLIGHTLY overlapping and the enemy is standing inside the one you are not standing in you get no evasion against them even though they must me standing in the exact one you are standing in for your evasion to not work
You know how many times this has killed me when it should've saved my life?

JUST FUCK MY TEMPEST UP
>>
>>182634448
Dota 2 was always game full of exceptions which don't really make sense. I just wish all tool tips were corrected and updated with talent changes.
>>
>>182635515
But cm is in the game
>>
>>182634619
>2 hero pool
>enemy has to ban them
>free pick for sumail
>HEY GUYS I WON TI XD
>>
>>182635694
Jelly
>>
File: 1498223573997.jpg (17KB, 307x309px) Image search: [Google]
1498223573997.jpg
17KB, 307x309px
>>182635515
God dammit im visiting family I can't fap in the living room
>>
>>182635732
Not really, i like that they won TI instead of some chinks but everytime someone says AUI is shit which is true someone instantly says "hurr durr he won ti"

EE won a major and he is still worst pos 1 and the biggest autist in dota
>>
how to kill naga off for good
>radiance burn damage for illusions is now based on the damage dealt multiplier of illusions
>>
>>182635893
Sure bro
>>
>>182635896
>killing what is already dead

Why though
>>
>>182636057
why the fuck not?
>>
>>182636131
To buttblast shitters like you who can't beat heroes that require change in strategy
>>
File: 1499332922235.jpg (27KB, 500x346px) Image search: [Google]
1499332922235.jpg
27KB, 500x346px
>>182636131
will you please just shut the fuck up, I need naga to be in the meta. Whenever digital sports is on and I stay up late if there is a naga picked I can go to sleep happy.

no naga pick means I wont have a reason to go to bed, and I wont fucking stand for that.`
>>
>>182635896
It saddens me how Radiance has become ubiquitous with unfun illusion ratting bullshit. As a regular carry item it's pretty underrated, the aura damage hurts like hell before 30 minutes.
>>
>xd ur below half health time to delete you haha
>>
>>182586736
s4+4
>>
File: 1489101475899.jpg (41KB, 481x300px) Image search: [Google]
1489101475899.jpg
41KB, 481x300px
>>182636340
>farm up a 5k gold item under 20 minutes
>not with the team for early fights because you have a quota
>20 min radiance'
>10 minutes of useful damage against enemy heroes
>does nothing after 30 minutes unless you can make illusions, then you can push out waves and that is the most the item can do for you after 30 minutes
>>
>>182636340
it's a legitimate pickup on WK and bloodcyka even at 6k+ that's about it though
>>
File: 1495769509390.jpg (64KB, 540x540px) Image search: [Google]
1495769509390.jpg
64KB, 540x540px
>>182635913
he's right you know
>>
>>182636675
>he's

lol
>>
>>182590360
what does the +% shit even mean? i have no idea how any of this works
>>
File: 1490688731256.png (138KB, 342x306px) Image search: [Google]
1490688731256.png
138KB, 342x306px
when do the GOOD esports start
>>
File: 1483853936593.jpg (40KB, 600x615px) Image search: [Google]
1483853936593.jpg
40KB, 600x615px
>>182637420
>spotted the guy who didnt have a dad to teach him how to play fantasy digital sports
>>
>>182637420
Do you really have to be spoonfed or will you be big boy and google it?
>>
>>182637420
Basically you get +x% things based on the cards you have
Like if you have 20% creepscore you will get one extra last hit every 5 in games
>>
>>182634443
>pedoNEETs expanding to naga
?
>>
File: 1485632575838.jpg (174KB, 1000x929px) Image search: [Google]
1485632575838.jpg
174KB, 1000x929px
>>182637574
>/d2g/ not spoonfeeding
lmao that is like half of the posts here. Instead of asking on leddit and having your question get lost in an unrelated thread, ppl just ask here and get a reply within minutes.
>>
i wish templar assassin was my gf
>>
>>182638293
same, her feminine penis breaks through all refraction charges
>>
>brewmaster
>broodmother
>gyrocopter
>phantom lancer
>chen
when are these trashcans getting reworked or deleted?
>>
File: 397.jpg (30KB, 600x537px) Image search: [Google]
397.jpg
30KB, 600x537px
>>182638959
>he doesn't know about brew
>>
Give me one good reason why PL offlane is bad.
>>
>>182584228
that's a cute rylai
>>
>>182621161
Lose game badly, unless the enemy team clumps and your team follows up on the initiation.
>>
Which hero(es) have the best talents?
Mirana got Overall extremely good talents now, except for the lvl 25 that is a bit too situational. 2extra arrows don't really do much and the extra attack speed on leap is really nice but hard relies on really good positioning.
>>
File: 1488642280601.png (299KB, 686x586px) Image search: [Google]
1488642280601.png
299KB, 686x586px
What hero do I pick to win the game all the time, no matter what
>>
File: Winter_Wyvern_icon.png (69KB, 256x144px) Image search: [Google]
Winter_Wyvern_icon.png
69KB, 256x144px
more like winter WHYevenpickthisshit amirite
>>
>>182639439
you pick uninstall
>>
>>182639439
Tinker

Either you win the game, or you make the enemy suffer so much you win regardless of the outcome of the game.
>>
>>182639479
to teach your teammates the value of the disable help menu
>>
>>182638959
>Gyrocopter
>The only carry that can kill everything in a giant AoE at once late game
>Trashcan
>>
File: 1486551656137.jpg (33KB, 322x310px) Image search: [Google]
1486551656137.jpg
33KB, 322x310px
>>182639752
>tfw Gyro early game with his rocket and then he scales so well into lategame.
People always underestimate those rockets.
>>
>>182638959
>list trashcan heroes
>forget Lone Trashcan
So awful you forgot he existed
>>
File: bzxUz.png (62KB, 614x600px) Image search: [Google]
bzxUz.png
62KB, 614x600px
>>182639752
>>
File: 1445093489694.gif (208KB, 312x322px) Image search: [Google]
1445093489694.gif
208KB, 312x322px
>>182639819
>Mfw playing with a kotl support and spamming Homing Missles in lane

This should be illegal
>>
File: 1377493772793.png (219KB, 400x464px) Image search: [Google]
1377493772793.png
219KB, 400x464px
Why do I play more against polite and competent players instead of shitty scrubs at 1.7k? People said that people in that bracket don't even know how to click and I haven't touched ranked in years
>>
>>182639926
Because usually you have to intentionally be bad to be ranked at 1.7K and are there for fun. There are of course those people who can just play Dota2 purely for the fun of it, despite doing bad every game.
>>
>>182639479
That shit counter sven so fucking hard he might rage quit

t. sven spammer
>>
>>182639926
idk man last few unranked games i've palyed have been super relaxed and everyone (except for the few retards who wil always be there) was pretty chill but in ranked everyone instalocks mid and all chats abuse of their team
>>
File: 1483581948723.png (49KB, 204x176px) Image search: [Google]
1483581948723.png
49KB, 204x176px
>>182640016
>>182640142
Well I was unintentionally bad back when I first calibrated years ago, but now after years of practice and jumping back in I feel like I've made no progress at all. At least a good 70% of players are doing shit that I see in very high skill games and it's almost always an even matchup. Looks like I do belong in the trash after all.
>>
>>182639479
What if her ultimate silenced your team for the duration?
>>
File: 1431126553023.png (563KB, 865x699px) Image search: [Google]
1431126553023.png
563KB, 865x699px
>>182586194
I'm afraid he'll lose simply due to how many people will vote against him out of spite.
>>
File: 1493703981940.jpg (43KB, 496x819px) Image search: [Google]
1493703981940.jpg
43KB, 496x819px
SingSing is streaming dotards
>>
I feel like I am not improving at all in this game because I am always forced to play with my shitty 3k friends. I am hovering around 4.7k solo and I'd like to reach that 5k mark someday but can't really play solo queue or my scrub friends start bitching why I am not playing with them
>>
File: Dota_DND_players.png (3MB, 1663x802px) Image search: [Google]
Dota_DND_players.png
3MB, 1663x802px
>>182639439
Sub 1k mmr: Anything
The rest of trench: Any hero you can have impact with, and still take objectives and teamfights with

>>182639479
She isn't that bad.
I mean
>Artic Burn
>Can deal up to 37.6% of the target's current health as damage
>Approximatly 60% of enemy HP, if you refresh the debuff after it runs out
>Before DAMAGE DEALT
She do sorta work as a ganker, because thats a lot of health.
She also deals with bad teams, so long they clump and have some rightclickers.
She just has the issue where all her skills are amazing, but past that they don't have good synergy, so she can't be OP. Sorta like brood, but better skills with worse synergy.
>>
What toon should I use when calibrating my rank
8games left
>>
>>182642097
lol
>>
File: HoN.jpg (83KB, 509x650px) Image search: [Google]
HoN.jpg
83KB, 509x650px
Dotards?
>>
File: 1472400603340.jpg (55KB, 425x626px) Image search: [Google]
1472400603340.jpg
55KB, 425x626px
>2 whole weeks without sing strim
how are you going to cope dotards...
>>
>>182643035
who?
>>
>>182643035
adelood?
>>
File: DErKfjqUwAArp1X[1].jpg (101KB, 1024x602px) Image search: [Google]
DErKfjqUwAArp1X[1].jpg
101KB, 1024x602px
Overwatch panels manage to not be sausage fests, why can't dota's?
>>
File: 1497729256666.jpg (97KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]
1497729256666.jpg
97KB, 800x800px
>>182643507
>3guys 1 girl
>not a sausage fest
>>
>>182643580
I know this meme!
>>
>>182643174
adelaide
>>
>>182643824
Can I see your boipussi?
>>
guys
what if
offlane venomancer
>>
>pick pitlord
>win lane
>lose game

nice hero
>>
>>182643930
It can work but farming without plague wards can be tricky. And you really don't want to feed the enemy carry extra gold.
>>
>>182644010
I've been trying him after yesterday's discussion too.
He is strong but situational and very team dependent so you need your team to not be retards.
>>
>>182643930
it was done years ago, i remember some pro team did it in a tournament, they rushed heart on venomancer after getting power treads and they somehow won
>>
>>182644010
post build so we can laugh at you
>>
File: 1491319724796.jpg (90KB, 600x675px) Image search: [Google]
1491319724796.jpg
90KB, 600x675px
Is there any practical point in climbing to 6k-7k? I dont want to keep climbing just so I can day reach my goal and realize it was all fucking useless. What are some serious benefits in being in the 0.1% of dota population?
>>
>>182643930
legit on dire
>>
>>182644292
You get to play with technically better players so your games are more challenging and therefore more fun.
>>
how do i play razor without throwing the game?
>>
>>182644302
any specific reason?
because you can farm 2 camps + ancient camp at once?
>>
>>182644292
After a certain point, the goal would be to play with "pros" more often. Or you could try to be recruited from there to some team.
Higher still and you are trying to get games that are viewed on the front page or streamed by someone in game on twitch
>>
>>182644384
ya
>>
>Enemy keep picking CK because it got populars in tournaments
>Pick sven every single time
>Win
>>
>>182644585
i hate these retards who pick ck and buy manta vs heroes with cleave
>>
>>182644428
>Higher still and you are trying to get games that are viewed on the front page or streamed by someone in game on twitch
Can I technically become ChiLongQua 2.0 since he already retired?
>>
File: DEsYTkZXYAAYcbt.png (22KB, 907x415px) Image search: [Google]
DEsYTkZXYAAYcbt.png
22KB, 907x415px
Is this for fucking real?
>>
>>182644842
>tfw 2.8k
>tfw above average
FUCK YES
>>
>>182643507
Dota's esports scene also manages not to be dead. Why can't overwatch's?
>>
>50min searching for a game

Im 5.1k and trying to search in USE, what the fuck has valve done?.
>>
>>182644842
mmr reset when?
>>
Which heroes do you love bullying the most? Bloodseeker and Spiritbreaker plebs are truly the filth of Dota, I am almost erect when I disable their game for an entire 50-60 mins.
>>
>>182645196
Basically all beta supports
>>
>>182645196
Tinker, and always get nyx against him and fuck all his game
>>
Is SingSing dare I say it... /ourguy/?
>>
>>182645196
Mirana
They are always raging HoNtrash
>>
>>182645196
Invoker without a doubt
>>
>>182645196
any right click carry.
>>
>>182645196
Terrorblade
>yfw people start thinking they are invincible with lmao10armor, good base hp regen and PMS
>>
File: 1412568674943.gif (387KB, 160x160px) Image search: [Google]
1412568674943.gif
387KB, 160x160px
>>182645913
>tfw you pick Elder titan against him
>>
>>182645365
Fucking this

Anyone who plays Tinker deserves to be hunted all game
>>
>>182645992
>yfw undying steals all your STR at the laning stage
>>
>>182645992
ever since the aura change it's less good
>go up to melee range to remove all his armor
>he just uses meta and manta and blasts you down
>>
>>182644842
If you discriminate against Play Time, you might move the start of the curve towards 1500. Might.
It doesn't change that a lot of people don't play sessions of 4-5 games per session, or AFK in the menu.
>>
The original Dota mod was something special. A game that anyone could learn to play and could excel at if they took the time to practice and learn the heroes. Back in the old days the game had I a high sense of freedom, where if you were good and played well in a game then you would win. You could go carry and farm a lot then come in to destroy the other team. You could go mid and get a bunch of kills to create space for your team. You could support and keep everyone alive. Honestly back then the best player won the game, most of the time. A little teamwork could go a long way but it wasn't the main feel of the game, after all you would be playing with a bunch of other random players and who would expect you to get along? Valve eventually hired Icefrog and began work on Dota 2 and the first international. The game was more or less the same, with major graphical changes and better mechanics. Everyone loved the new game because it felt like a more tuned version of the original mod. The first two years of the new game's life not to much was changed, they ported many of the old heroes and worked on some balancing. But once the game went public they started to tinker and mess with the original foundations of the gameplay. They added new mechanics like Comeback, and changed heroes some much that some wouldn't even recognize (Shoutout old bloodseeker, so op yet so fun). And along this path they nerfed heroes and farming so much to the point that you couldn't play your own game anymore. You now have to coordinate with your teammates and work together like the pros do. The new system promotes teamwork over individual skill, a balance that should not have been messed with. You can go 10-0 in lane and then die once to give a comeback. Poor skill is no longer punished, bad communication and teamwork are your real downfall. And for a pro team this sounds great, but to the average player just looking for a quick fun game online, its a nightmare.
cont.
>>
part 2
No longer can you do you're own thing and have fun, you have to play like you are in an MLG training camp. You have to be snorting adderral and drinking G-Fuel to not get ganked by the missing pudge that your Mexican teammate didn't call out. And you have no wards because your crystal maiden is rushing blink and is off jungling in the woods. Good luck coming back if you die, there is half the farm on the map as there used to be and creeps aren't worth as much gold. The game now requires so much effort and patience to not get tanked by a fucking pudge, it leaves you sitting there asking yourself if the next 40 minutes of buttraping is really worth it all. Winning is no better, games are no longer competitive. You are either getting stomped or doing the stomping, no more are the 50 minute nail bitters coming down to the wire as your nature's prophet tries to rat their barracks while you hold mid. And if you fail to cooperate with you're half Spanish team, you will just getting flamed, blamed, and reported into low priority for the rest of eternity. This game no longer caters to the average player like it used to. They have confused skill with effort and winning no longer feels different from losing, its just like rolling some dice and getting stuck with one or the other. This game has been ruined and the Dota that everyone once loved has now faded into this monster no different from an MLG LoL convention. Screw valve and screw what they did to this once great game.
>>
>>182646754
>>182646825
It's nine am nigga, you really think I'm gonna read all that shit?
>>
>>182646876
american leave
>>
>>182646825
>>182646754
>get gud at arc warden
>win
wow
>>
>>182646825
>Screw valve and screw what they did to this once great game.
I agree with your thesis but you reached it with poor arguments
>>
>>182647090
it's just copy pasta mane
>>
File: pudge.png (34KB, 614x199px) Image search: [Google]
pudge.png
34KB, 614x199px
who else is for /ourbutcher/ here?
>>
>>182647250
ta or invoker ftw
>>
>>182647250
kys
>>
>>182647250
Nothing enrages the average redditor supportcuck more than getting one shotted by a fat farmed TA.
You know it's the sensible choice.
>>
File: 1490176953949.jpg (102KB, 488x589px) Image search: [Google]
1490176953949.jpg
102KB, 488x589px
>>182645196
LE EPIC RIGHT CLICK CARRY trash especially when I was in 3k. At mid 3k, If the 4th person on the enemy team can't get a right click carry in a laning position they will pick a right click carry that can barely jungle inefficiently. It's laughable. They're so braindead they can't play any hero with good abilities, all they know how to do is right click people. ME CARRY. ME RIGHT CLICK. ME BUY DAMAGE & CHASE. ME NO BUY BKB.

I just started spamming omniknight against these dumb fucks and the amount of rage I caused was unbelievable.
>>
>he doest like invoker
whats your excuse d2g?

hes like te canonical 4chan hero next to troll
>>
>>182647683
>tfw brainlet
complexity hurts
>>
>>182647825
tfw i can play invoker fine but fuck visage
>>
Reminder that /ourheroes/ are Kunkka, Mirana and Tiny
>>
>>182647936
mirana is so shit rn
>>
>>182647936
HEAD
>>
>>182638959
>brewmaster
getting buffed to hell, is decent right now
>broodmother
a rework would take a bit of time since buffing her too much would make her unstoppable
>gyrocopter
see brew
>phantom lancer
we're all trying to ignore him so we don't have to play against a viable version of him again
>chen
see brood

>>182647683
injoker players are a rare example of unironically being a tryhard, the only reason his spells are so good overall is because the hero himself is a wet paper bag that takes way too long to be useful as a mid hero
>>
>>182648024
there is literally nothing wrong with being a tryhard
>>
>>182647989
She's one of the best offlaners right now and her talents make her transit into a great core later on into the game.
Problem is that people still build her as a caster instead of a carry
>>
>this WW on sings team
LMAO this hero is literally making the game 6v4
>>
>>182647393
Oh Techies will always trigger them more.
>>
>>182648365
Its sheepdick playing ww as well, sheepdick only knows how to play 2 heroes
>>
File: MADNESS INCARNATE.png (630KB, 1429x1417px) Image search: [Google]
MADNESS INCARNATE.png
630KB, 1429x1417px
IM BEGINNING TO SEE THINGS WHICH I SHOULDNT BE ABLE TO
>>
>>182648081
there is such a thing as trying too hard, injokers go out of their way to make the game entirely about them because they think anyone is impressed with their combos. these are the kind of retards that are 3k solo and have 1k smurf accounts because hammering out spell combos is the one thing they can do
everyone has lost at least one easy teamfight because he constantly fucked everyone up with tornado and euls for no reason, even though the enemy team was already vulnerable.

>>182648124
aghs is still decent on her for a core build because it's god tier as a farming item
most people only do the spell build because they want an excuse to buy a dagon
>>
>>182648365
sheepsticked is a dyke so she hates cis gendered white men (rime) she's been but direspectful to him and is sabotaging him
>>
>60 minutes back and forth game
>barely win throne race with 50% hp on our ancient
>ridiculous net worth swings all game

>The Radiant Wins
>Guy_in_my_team(Mirana) 7/13/18: gg ez
>Guy_in_my_team(Mirana) 7/13/18: noobs
>Guy_in_my_team(Mirana) 7/13/18: ez mid

Why do people do this?
>>
>>182648563
>aghs is still decent on her for a core build because it's god tier as a farming item
Maelstorm is a much better farming item than agh
>>
>>182648558
>maining a meme hero
If you aren't careful you will fall down a meme hole never to be seen again
You are playing with meme fire
>>
>>182648607
i wonder why you are here
>>
>>182648656

>maining
>>182645405
>>
>>182648691
What do you mean?
>>
>>182648613
it's better, but it's also useless for ganking early game
>>
>>182648798
All you need for ganking early game is git gud with arrows.
>>
>>182648761
to make people mad is the only way to play dota
>>
>>182611140
PA arcana is literally the best in the game.
>>
File: kaolin.png (58KB, 256x144px) Image search: [Google]
kaolin.png
58KB, 256x144px
>>182648558
In war, a fool's first lesson is his last
>>
>>182648831
Undeniable truth. This is the sole reason that silencer exists.
>>
>>182648827
duh. but i think going straight to a carry build is kind of dumb when she needs a lot of levels to actually use the items effectively. the buildup is decent so i don't really see a reason not to get aghs when using it doesn't cost mana
>>
>>182649108

>>182649108

>>182649108
>>
>>182633153
Nah, I'm picking Spirit Breaker or Necro for that.
>>
File: 1436142169462.jpg (26KB, 318x318px) Image search: [Google]
1436142169462.jpg
26KB, 318x318px
>2 hours and 10 minutes searching for a game
>Nothing found

I shit all over valve matchmaking, did i got banned or what the fuck
>>
File: b7d.png (13KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]
b7d.png
13KB, 200x200px
>>182639479
>one of the highest winrates in +5K

What did he meant by that?
>>
>>182646442
>what is Astral Spirit
>>
>>182649767
Only reduces magical resistance
>>
File: 1424484721726.jpg (101KB, 624x960px) Image search: [Google]
1424484721726.jpg
101KB, 624x960px
>idiots on my team get overconfident and play recklessly

Why does this keep happening repeatedly? You think people with 3,000 hours of dota would understand that all it takes to cumback is a quad kill on an important hero. All the time I win laning phase because I usually play roaming ganker, then my team gets overconfident and over extends because "lol we won anyway xD"

I lost at least 5 in the past 2 days this way
>>
>>182648827
It doesn't change that your "gank" is essentially level 1 arrow -> level 1 leap -> level 4 starstorm -> hope you have enough damage to kill
Thread posts: 762
Thread images: 223


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.