/owg/ - Overwatch General

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>make the opening so my shit ass team can push'
>hacked the health packs around the first point of volskaya
>destroy enemy teleporter and kill symmetra
>kill three enemies
>die
>my team loses 4v2 fight
>after game some mehmet joins team chat and screams something in the mic
this is why I will never climb

>Zarya/Rein, my 2 mains, buffed on ptr

Is it tank season again soon?

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This is a picture of Reaper and his daughter Sombra.

Say something cute about them.

>play quickplay
>guy being a dick and whining at his team the whole match
>is a silver

Everytime. Why is it always the silvers?

Speaking of QP, why the fuck do I keep getting paired up with GM' and autistic diamonds?

How can I tank my "SR" or whatever the fuck so I can actually practice some heroes and not have to play against tryhards and "muh meta". I' not all that great with Mcree but I want to practice him, but its hard with this shitty matchmaking.

It's one thing to mute the chats (which made the game 10 times better) but now you have people who just throw the fucking game if you don't have the "proper" set up in fucking Quickplay

>>182567785
if Ana's ult bug is intended then yes, Tank meta is back on the menu

>>182573163
>giving a shit about other people giving a shit about what you pick in QP

literally tell them to fuck off and die. Alternatively, mute them and continue playing normal

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>>182574953
>literally tell them to fuck off and die. Alternatively, mute them and continue playing normal

You're 100% right anon.
I'll do exactly that. Thank you.

My friend is a GM, he tells me I could be much better if I practice in QP and stop worrying about wins and loses. Now Im getting why he always had the chat muted unless he was playing with friends.

>Launch game
>Search for match
>Load in slightly slower so forced to heal
>Lose because damage is shit
>Search for match
>Load in slightly slower so forced to heal
>Lose because damage is shit
>Search for match
>Load in slightly slower so forced to heal
>Lose because damage is shit
>Search for match
>Load in slightly slower so forced to heal
>Lose because damage is shit

Is there any point in playing this game if I don't own an SSD?

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>>182562754
>Thread reminder to always play Mercy as a dps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkg21XFtJ2U

>>182584575
Stop spaming your garbage video every thread
You're the type of r9k autist who thinks it's funny to mess with normal people that just want to climb for once

>one guy walks backwards onto point spamming crouch all game
>Lose
>-35 points
>Queue again
>He's on my team again
>-40 points

I remember making a blog post about this 2-4 months ago, same guy. Blizzard doesn't give two fucks about anything below masters do they?

I've lost 16-1800 points last season from consecutive losses from people doing shit like this.
When the fuck is blizzard going to fix ranked so I don't lose the same amount of points from losing a regular 6v6 as losing a 3v6

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I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

>>182574807
What ult bug?

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Here comes T.Racer?

who is fun to just solo quick play regardless of the shitters on my team? im salty from losing

>>182589097
Rein needs a skin like Tychus received

>>182589654

CoDman

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Lucio!

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post doomfist memes

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>>182589654
Torbjörn

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>>182589895

>get lvl 25
>hop into comp
>ranked 1767
>10 hours later
>1560
How do i get good? I lose almost every round.

I'm so sick and tired of having to play against Diamond players as a plat just because they group up with someone my skill rating
HOW is this allowed

>>182590042
aim at head and fire

>>182590139
I do. Im decent but my team always sucks. Hanzo and Widow every game with no healer.

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>>182589895

>>182590239
Be a healer.

Trashmouse mains are worse than Mercy mains.

>>182590239
Sorry f a m, but in that tier the only way of rising is often carrying your team
Can't expect much from bronze/silver teammates

>>182568169
I want to put my dick in Sombra while making eye contact with Reaper.

Tracer is so fucking stupid
>get shot
>fly away
>she just unloads into me and I die
how is this even fair?

>>182590537
150hp

>>182584575
Its still cute

>>182590276
genji/rein version pls

>>182590537
Unlike Mercy she's actually hard to play

Rank the competitive seasons from least worst to worst

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Amélie
>tfw pondering about her in new skins

>>182590812
>have to heal my teammates with a super conspicuous beam while being hunted down by all 6 of the enemy team
that's hard as fuck

>Look at server list
>Bunch of roleplay servers

what is this heresy

>>182590437
I actually played as a healer once and we won

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They're never getting back together, are they? ;_;

I think the only reason I've maintained high Master/GM the last two seasons but am now a low Master is summer.

I can't think of any other excuse desu

>>182589829
Don't bully Lucio. He's a cool guy that just wants to support his team.

>>182591274
Maybe. Talon is trying to help humanity through different means than former Overwatch. They still both believe in helping humanity as a whole but in different ways

>>182591274
It'll be fine once Ana sits them down and gets them to work things out like adults.

>>182590139
*aim at throat and fire.
*actually CONTEST OR PUSH the payload
*be on the point.

>win
>loss
>win
>loss
FUCK THIS GAME JUST LET ME CLIMB FUCK OFF JEFF

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Fareeha!

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FUCKING WHY

>>182591813
You got all the way up to 3998? That's amazing! You must be really good!

>>182591653
>win
>lose
>win
>lose
>win
>10 losses
>win
>lose
>win
>lose

Why fucking me?

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any other Widow fags here?

>>182591274
Im glad doomfist killed R76 anon

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>>182591813
You better win your next match anon

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Quick Play

Time period: 5/14/17 - 7/12/17 (I'm not sure why I don't have earlier data... I'll have to ask about that)

Hanamura: Attack 49.79%, Defense 50.21%
Horizon: Attack 54.50%, Defense 45.50%
Temple of Anubis: Attack 49.92%, Defense 50.08%
Volskaya: Attack 49.76%, Defense 50.24%
Eichenwalde: Attack 46.13%, Defense 53.87%
Hollywood: Attack 49.91%, Defense 50.09%
King's Row: Attack 50.14%, Defense 49.86%
Numbani: Attack 49.40%, Defense 50.60%
Dorado: Attack 49.66%, Defense 50.34%
Route 66: Attack: 49.94%, Defense 50.06%
Watchpoint: Gibraltar: Attack 50.13%, Defense 49.87%

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Ancient Egyptian skin for pharah when?

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Which over watch has the most kissable lips and why is it mercy?

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>>182592020
Ah yes, the blue pump and dump girl.

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>Be on defence
>whole team attack from a distance like pussies
>Attack team push the payload with no resistance
>If you try to contest, that's 1v6 and you get killed, not even stalling for half a second

I'm intentionally toxic to the enemy team in order to create a rivalry and help myself perform better through the means of anger and adrenaline.

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>>182592020
Blue> T(tranny)-racer

>>182592341
Literally every time I'm defending on Route 66

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>still playing Overwatch

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>>182592020
>tfw shooting pigeons with a blueberry
Only hero I like playing in this "FPS" game.

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First season I place gold and climb to plat, seasons 2 and 3 I was always in plat, never was able to break diamond but I managed to at least stay in plat. Season 4 I place in plat, drop to gold and can never get back through, dipped just barely into silver by end of season. Season 5 I get placed in fucking silver and its absolute hell, no matter how hard I try I can't climb out of this shit.

What the fuck happened? Did the ranking system change or something? I don't understand how I went from plat to silver. Has anybody else significantly dropped ranking?

>>182592495
Anyone is better than Talon's comunal cumdump anon.

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>tfw join a match and everyones in team chat talking about how they know each other in real life
Welp G fucking G then.

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>>182592674
You're the only constant, just carry :^)

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>>182592172
i'm actually sad right now

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>>182592705
Unlike Mercy, Amélie is pure

>>182592937
you only lost 20 sr

>>182592674
nothing's changed other than the meta, maybe you're just struggling against dive comp

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>>182592674
fucking

>>>>THIS<<<<

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>>182592674
Same here bro.

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>>182592987
>married slut
>pure

Keep telling yourself that.

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Orisa is pretty fun is you have a good healer on your team.
I think to make her really good and further viable in competitive they could bump up her damage by 5% so it's still a lilttle less than when she was introduced.
Secondly they should definitely reduce how long it takes to get her ultimate by 10% at least although I think it should be more.

Whilst it is a powerful support ability, it is an ability that can ultimately be destroyed quickly buy skilled players unless it is constantly guarded by your entire team.

In game it also feels like fucking ages when getting her ult, like seeing you teammates get at least 2 or 3 ults off before your own. She certainly has her weaknesses, she doesn't feel too bad in battles against doomfuck, but she just feels a tiny bit lower than where she should be at the moment.

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fear me

>>182592674
Have you played pretty much the same mix of characters over that span? Blizzard's stupid insistence on trying to evaluate characters statistically could have affected you.

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What are some basic Reaper tips? I never feel confident enough to sneak behind enemy lines like I am with Tracer and it feels like no matter what the enemy team always sees where I'm ghost stepping to. And they can all see me coming when I'm about to ult.

>>182592674
No one takes comp seriously anymore. It's the new QP. They're not grouping up, they're not sticking with the healer, they're not even utilizing the damn shields for fucks sake. I've stopped playing altogether. Placed diamond in my first season, placed bronze this season. I can only carry so much weight.

>>182592241
Widowmaker
>>182593082

How do you deal with a really really good 76 if you're playing dps? what counters him?

>>182593180
hes a frontline brawler not a flanker

only flank if you have ult and highground

>>182592993
yeah BUT I WAS SO CLOSE TO GM

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What the fuck is Blizzard thinking with this "Overwatch league".

Geo-location cities represented by a team? A blizzard controlled leage ala Riot Games?

This is so fucking doomed to fail

>>182592674
Thats a good Reaper cosplay! I bet he's going to win at the con

>didn't do my placement matches yet
>now it's impossible for me to find a match
back to mystery heroes i go

>>182593367
complete meme shit
they should spend their goybucks on more grassroot lan tournies instead of grandstanding bullshit

>>182592937
I'm sure you're gonna make it, are you going solo?

>>182593158
can you give any tips on getting better at landing right clicks?

>>182590949

Wow it's almost like while you're being shot at you can fly towards your buttboys every 2 seconds and they're all shooting the enemy freely.

>>182592795
Which hero carries the hardest? I will use the rest of the season to try and get fucking good with them. I've already given up on this season but I'll practice now and hopefully climb out in season 6. I normally play tanks, usually rein, dva or winston, sometimes zarya if I feel like it will work.

>>182592997
nigga its silver, these people don't understand things like the meta. I might actually get a dive comp 1 out of 5 games.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LJudu2ys2k

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>>182593082
Gérard only had sex with Amélie in missionary for the sole purpose of procreation

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>>182593601
>even aus queues are better than this

>>182593618
Then why didn't they have kids?

>>182593573
oh and its pretty common for me to be getting gold elims as winston or dva so obviously I cant carry hard enough with them

>>182593151
I'd say leave her damage as it is and give her fortified another second
Also bump up ult 10% like you said

>get close to ranking up
>my team is all golds except me the plat
>I go up against a 4 stack of diamonds
>this goes on and on and on for FIFTEEN STRAIGHT GAMES
I KEEP DROPPING SR BUT MY TEAM IS STILL GOLDS AND MY OPPONENTS ARE GROUPS OF DIAMOND PLAYERS.
The worst part is the defeats are always really really close
We almost win but they just happen to take it at the last moment. I can't fucking stand it. Make it stop

>>182593497
thanks and yeah forever solo q

>>182593718
Gold elims are beyond meaningless for D.Va and Winston.

>>182593751
>caring about rank
dug your own grave family

>work in floorcoverings irl
>I don't main Lucio, champion of floorbuffs

Convince me.

>>182593718
>solo kills: 0

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>>182593751
>they just happen to take it at the last moment
Should have had a balanced right click meka of negation

>>182593176
not really. First season I played a lot of reaper, I actually catapulted myself from low gold to plat in a single night playing reaper. Seasons 2, 3, and 4 it was even mix of dps tank and support, I would usually fill plus I was trying to improve with other roles. This season has been almost pure tank.

Maybe I should just play reaper again.

>>182590878
I fucking love the TF2 comics

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>>182593708
Because in the Overwatch universe, only big strong black bulls like Doomfist are allowed to create children with white women

>>182593976
>>182593815
I know what you mean because I only have to tickle them once and I get the elim but I actually get a good amount of solo kills. Especially as winston, since the tracer and genjis are always retarded at this level and dont take healers out first when they """flank"""", I find myself jumping at mercys alot.

>>182594031
I was the only healer. As ana

>>182593886
Really it would make more sense if you worked on walls, Lucio hates floors.
But I play him because I can bully and frustrate people endlessly with little consequence. I can get away from pretty much anyone, and no one can get away from me.

>>182594036
It's arguably a good time to get back into Reaper.

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>>182569419
Gold players do this a lot too.
t. Gold shitter

>>182593501
lead shots vs slow enemies
flick shots vs fast enemies

>>182593379
You should see his girlfriend's widow cosplay

>>182569419
I don't even know why people cry and bitch in qp, it doesn't matter who wins except for like 200xp win bonus

>>182592997
The only thing I struggle against in this game is finding 5 other people who aren't retarded or trolling to play with

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>>182593601
>people actually use any form of communication in quick play games.

>>182594614
thats completely normal, you're not going to find any good players are you're elo

you have to learn to carry

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>>182594614
This
>when your team is more of a enemy than the actual enemies

Remember when people wanted Winston shield to have 1000hp again? Fuck that.

[VGTT]

>>182595130
[VGRT]

>Winston still can't kill a Junkrat at full health

>>182595291
>being bad at winston

I'm at work and need cute SFW pictures of Sombra!

>>182595291
What are you on about?
Rat isn't Monkey's ideal matchup, but he's hardly unkillable.

>>182595053
tbqh winston shield should have 1k hp. it only lasts 5 seconds so it doesnt matter. Dont act like the bubble is same as rein

>>182595291
Post that webm

>>182593601
im sure these guys want to meme with eachother, if they were that angry they'd just mute cause its qp

>>182593573
Just pick and get good at Pharah. In low ranks you're virtually invincible.

>>182594902

Not him but I'm not good enough to carry and sometimes, sometimes, I kill 3-4 people on the enemy team and my team STILL loses the teamfight.

>>182594902
>Just carry when you have a sombra dancing in spawn for the whole match
>16 games in a row

>>182593573
A healer.
Lucio preferably, but Ana or Zen are good too.

Nothing carries harder than a decent healer, but you'll literally ALWAYS be the only person on the goddamn objective.

>Zarya "buff"
>half the cast casually walks out
>WOW MAN WHAT THE FUCK, YOU MEAN THE ULT WITH THE BIGGEST ULT CHARGE, PROJECTILE BASED, LOUD AS FUCK ULT THAT STOPS YOU FROM MOVING AND DOES NEGLIBLE DAMAGE BY ITSELF?
>STOPS ME FROM MOVING
>WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

wHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT RECALL AS TRACER? HELLO, I DONT GIVE A SHIT

I HAVE ANGEL WINGS FUCK GRAVITY

I AM A SAMURAI KING, I CAN SLICE THROUGH TIME SPACE AND TELEPORT

At least roadhog is a dumpster, we really need to deal with reaper and hanzo.

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>>182593601
>I KNOW THE BODY

*picks Mercy*

>>182595854
you actually have to kill all 6 at your elo probably, if it is silver we're talking about. Which is doable, you just need to get better at destroying idiots

>>182595965
5v6 is doable at silver if you're good enough

where can i check the current pro pick rates/meta?

>>182592232
This just proves that they balance maps based on QP, not competitive. If I were to look at these stats knowing the vast majority of players are contributing to it, I would assume everything is fine.

>>182596190

I'm Gold and it's hard to kill 6 people by myself. I'm not Jesus. Should I just instalock Soldier every time?
How fucked is it that I have to kill a whole team by myself to advance?

>>182596198
there's no tournies at the moment
basically just the final of apex in a week

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>>182596152
< you

>>182593732
>>182593151
What would make Orisa a lot more viable is these changes to Fortify:

-on a resource meter like Self-Repair and Defensive Matrix, 4 second maximum duration and the same cooldown mechanics Self-Repair has, so it's an active ability instead of a panic button
-blocks headshot bonus damage

Everything else can stay the same.

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>>182589895

why the fuck are people so toxic for no reason? as soon as we lose the first point or team fight everyone starts spamming "Thanks!"

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>>182596065
>legitimately thinking the best ult in the game needed a buff

>Our Mei ults the point
>Enemy team is frozen
>Everyone is off the point
>Enemy team caps as I turn the corner to get on and kill a D.Va

>>182596520
MOBAbbies who flocked to this game

>team is garbage and we're about to lose
>say fuck it and jokingly pick Torb to have a bit of fun fucking around before match ends
>team gets mad at me
>tell them it's okay, I'm gonna carry them to victory, with a ":^)"
>actually end up winning us the game with 4 gold, potg, and 50 kill streak card
>spent most of the match emoting next to my turret
>this is in master
And they say this game isn't for casuals.

>>182596065
I don't understand what point you're trying to make.

>>182596494
Do girls actually enjoy sex with 4 or more men?

>>182596520
People in this game are incredibly sensitive towards anything non-optimal happening
Just today in comp a guy left team chat and did trollpicks after one round because another guy asked to switch our composition in a slightly rude way
Guess the rank

>>182596840
plat or low diamond

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>>182596520
>die on WPG
>think we're going to lose
>teammates manage to push to the checkpoint while I'm dead
>say thanks twice because they seriously held out well
>realize I probably looked like an asshole

>>182596814
Do men actually enjoy sex with multiple girls?

>>182596814
Probably not. They don't have enough holes for that.

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>>182596665
>best ult

>>182597008

I wouldnt, ill prob cum in 10 mins and none of the girls would be satisfied

>>182596814
Depends on the girl probably.

The ones in the videos likely just enjoy getting paid.

>>182597008
you think you're clever but it's completely different

>>182596897
High diamond/Low masters

>>182597145
Oh yeah? In what sense?

people say not to hold the rez as mercy but that's the only way you're gonna fucking win.
if you hold it, the enemy team has to play hide and seek, and then if they do get a wipe I can just reverse it.
Solo rezzing never works because those cocky dps never have the skill to back up their cries for a solo rez

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>>182597129
Someone who understands..

>>182597145
How? One person with multiple partners at the same time.

>>182597008
I mean maybe? Depends how good you are. I'd probably cum in the first and the rest would just be completely unimpressed.

>>182597271
It could become scary or overwhelming or hurt the girl, whereas a man with tons of girls just gets hella laid

>>182596310
It's not fucked at all honestly, but it really depends on how much effort you're willing to put in. Like, do you want to get good? or do u just wanna be plat once u get out of gold?

if you want to climb, you'll need to learn to 1v6 golds. This means you should consistently be getting 3 kills every time you engage, and you shouldn't die. Learn to disengage properly. If you die your team just lost their carry.

also yes, you should instalock soldier if thats the hero u wanna get better at

what's objectively the best doomfist skin?

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>Orisa gets nanoboosted
>mercyboosted on top of that
>pops her ult
>still can't kill shit
>accomplishes literally nothing

>>182589097
>Best girl
>Best swimwear
Insta hard anon

>>182596324
oh, ok. i heard that reinhardt isn't picked anymore. is this true? if so, why? it's not like the reinhardt-shield-sized chokepoints have changed

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hey somebody play with me on playstation

>>182597537
you can just jump over the shield

>>182597506
Orisa tried her best!

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>>182597506
Justice rains from-

>>182597537
half his shit isnt working right

>>182597398
>It's not fucked at all honestly

>in order to climb you need to be able to 1v6 people your same skill level
>not fucked

>>182597397
A guy can't keep it up for long, most guys have ridiculous refractory periods. Have you tried jerking off three times in a row? Your dick starts to hurt after a while. Now imagine if all that jacking off comes with the pressure and stress of IMMEDIATELY having to please all these women IN A ROW and no you don't get to rest or chill out these women aren't bisexual they're not going to start making out with each other, get off your fucking knees and slam you you stupid slut

>>182597537
also d.va is just a better rein shield

recharges faster and doest explode in focus fire

>>182597745
idk what you're talking about that's completely different

also i dont have a dick so idk

>>182593601
post more toxic/salt

>>182597730
It isn't fucked. Do you want to be the same skill level as them? If you are the same skill level then there's no reason you should be able to climb.

Tank and support main on PS4 around ~3700 SR looking to play comp right now

btw i'm a girl :^)

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>>182597523
She's barely showing anything, though. You'd expect a poster girl to show more.

FUCK this loss streak system, fuck off let me climb leave me alone stop trying to force me into losses this isn't fucking fair.
>have 55% winrate
>get matched with people who have 40% winrates
how the fuck is this fair? why the hell do I have to be punished like this?

>>182597867
>also i dont have a dick
So don't tell people it's different when you don't even know what you're talking about, dude! You think a dick just keeps working forever?

>>182597973
I'll play with you but I'm gold, or I guess silver now. but all I play is mercy, I'm okay I just don't communicate with anybody.

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>>182589895

>>182597990
That's the point anon, for some reason I love that combo
She doesn't have to show skin, she's not a whore

>>182593601
I dont think these people are even mad, they're just meming.

>>182597867
>also I dont have a dick
nigga what you losing it for?

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>>182597886

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>tall
>blond
>qt accent
>amazing laugh
>can cook
>creative and positive
>genius engineer
>good with his hands
>likes classical music and milk tea
>anti-establishment
>man of God
Literally husband material. How did Blizzard do it?

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>>182598204
Purest OW girl after all.

>>182597745
Who says you have to cum inside all of them? Just fuck each of them until they cum and then jerk off onto all their faces as they're gathered around you.

>>182598079
a girl doesn't get the option to stop if a bunch of guys are fucking her, if your dick hurts and you can't fuck anymore it's not like you absolutely have to keep going these girls aren't forcing you to pleasure them. you're saying a cock's endurance potential is the same concept as a girl getting fucked by multiple men and im just confused

>>182598152
sure my psn is Alkaidd

>>182596190
>Winning a team based game
>Down a person
>When the matching system puts you against players of equal skill

????
It's an almost insurmountable handicap if you aren't dia+

>>182598341
This.
You just need to please them all which is easier than expected. Girls get hot and bothered in a mff* if they want to be in it why would they join a group fuck if they weren't interested?
But pro tip don't facial all of them, deny the others and give only one the cum. The others will get jealous and want your cock even more.

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I pick Rein because he's fun. Smashy smashy!

>>182598596
well ya, if you are at that skill level then there's no way you're gonna win that. and if it's happening a lot then you're just gonna derank
but i mean you could always just git gud and climb up even if you're unlucky

>>182598416
Girls can force themselves on a guy, just smashing their cunts on his cock or his mouth. I mean shit. Facesitting is illegal in some places cause it could kill you.

>>182598743
Reinhardt is pretty fun! I'm not very good at gauging when to be aggressive and when to be defensive, though.

>>182598810
haha you're cute

or funny or whatever

anyway i've been drinking

We all know Tracer is getting a new skin for the summer games. It better be this >>182597990

Widow needs a new skin too. Mostly because I missed her uprising one.

>>182597460
Painted or Spirit

I hate to lose when my team is really incompetent. I dont mind losing if it's a fair balanced game. I just had a shitty 2cp game where enemies played bastion and my team's soldier and pharah werent competent enough to destroy that bastion. Then soldier wasted 3 ults shooting at matrix. Phrahah used her ults to get free kills after everyone else was dead then bragged how she had 12 barrage kills.

oh my goood I hate lunar colony

>>182598879
You think I'm fucking joking?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/30454773/why-are-people-face-sitting-outside-parliament

>Earlier this month, a change was made to the 2003 Communications Act which affected porn produced in the UK.

>It banned a list of sex acts by demanding paid-for video-on-demand (VoD) online porn is regulated by the same guidelines set out by the British Board of Film Censors (BBFC) that DVD pornography must stick to.

>Three banned acts were deemed life threatening: strangulation, face-sitting and fisting.

>Abusive language during sex is now also banned, alongside depictions of non-consensual sex.

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>that Zen on my team who dies constantly except when they have ult
>that Lucio that either sits on heal only and can't wall ride on top of never diving in with the team so we don't get heal or speed while he camps point but then we die and they come to point and kill him or they dive into a team alone and die
>that Ana that can't aim for shit and plays her like Lucio diving in with the team instead of being farther back snipe healing, only survives sometime cause her hitbox is fucked
>that Mercy that's basically a potato with tunnel vision and only plays passive while also having questionable rezzes

Shitty support season I guess, if only there was a healer that was actually fun and engaging cause they're all horrendously boring to me so I guess I'll stick with being a safe tank player for now

>>182598879
He's serious.

>>182598296
>can cook
The fuck was he cooking out in Australia

>>182598994
People hate how close the second point is to spawn on all 2CP maps and they made that even worse in Horizon

Blizzard just doesnt give a fuck

>>182598296
>Tfw no Junkrat beach skins

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>>182598939
Widow could use another skin. But I want Sombra to get a new skin more because she hasn't had one since Peppermint.

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How screwed would Genji be if he had to fight Sombra in the canon?

>>182598879
what you been drinking, laddy?

>had 55% winrate
>now down to 48%
holy shit lmao this game fucking hates me

>>182599383
He would be sombra's dance slave, twerking all day everyday.

God damn just give me the fucking Mercy nerf right fucking now. Fucking gut this bitch already.

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Time for the last match of comp for me tonight. 99% sure I'm gonna lose.

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>>182599383
Don't post anything this lewd again

>>182599328
The highground route on second attack is a pretty short walk for the enemy team too though.

But that probably comes down to the map in general being tiny as fuck.

>>182597913

Beating six people of the same skill level as you simultaneously, by yourself, is a completely different game. That's like saying you could win a bar fight against 6 people who are physically the same as you, AT THE SAME TIME. Do you think you're Jackie Chan in a ladder factory?

>>182599531
>Horizon
>tiny

Say what?

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>Practicing Mcree in quickplay
>Do great yesterday
>completely sucking ass today
>Mfw

Is this normal

>>182575594
Get an SSD

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>>182599459
>he thinks Mercy will EVER be bad

so does anyone else just play competitive because its the only mode that people somewhat try in?

I dont care about my rank or stats, I just want a somewhat "competitive" match

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>Rein teammate with open mic and loud ass speakers
>non-stop HAAAAGH UUUUGH COME OUT AND FACE ME WAAAH HUUUUH on voice chat

>>182575594
Get a faster connection. I played on a toaster that gave me less than 30 fps and I still loaded in fast enough to pick what I wanted (usually).

>>182599491
i hope you win!

>>182599383
Sombra would fuck up like 99% of the cast because almost all of them are tech based.

>>182599491
and then go on a 20 game loss streak

>>182599721
I do, but then I lose one game and stop cause that's bad news bears

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Widowmaker

So I just started playing and placed in low gold, then lost a few games and now I think I'm silver. Why do I still have the gold icon?

>>182599491
I was there yesterday. I won and earned that diamond logo. You can do it Anon

>>182599891
if you lose one game, theres like a 90% chance you'll win the next

>>182599271
Barbecue counts as cooking.

>>182599356
You don't think he'll get one?

>>182599389
pineapple vodka and cranberry juice hbu

>>182599356
What are they going to do, cut his shorts shorter

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>4030SR
>Convince a silver kid on global to give me his password because I'm too lazy to level an account to 25
>Farm scrubs all night
>Route 66, not really paying attention
>Dicking around in the backline as Tracer, not really playing cart
>1v4 their Reaper, Ana, Mercy and Zarya
>all of the sudden 10 seconds left, and the cart hasn't moved past the first bend
>Quickly try to to get back to the cart
>See the rest of the team absolutely getting wrecked by a Orisa and Torb

I don't think I ever laughed so hard. The rest of the team was Genji/Mercy/Rein/Lucio/DVa and none of them could deal with the Orisa Sheild/Torb combo. Then the mercy blamed the DPS because we had 2 flankers. This game is 100% more fun in Silver/Gold

>>182600071

What would a Junkrat beach skin even be? It would just be Junkrat, but clean and not on fire, wearing different shorts. He is already half naked.

>>182599975
because they want you to still feel good about yourself and keep playing
for all intents and purposes you are silver

>>182599575
I garuantee you they are not that coordinated. these are like golds we're talking about, they dont even know when tracers are flanking them and shooting them in the back of the head.
you dont have to fight 6 at a time, like i said just get picks, heal, then go back in get another pick. make the best out of every scenario

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>>182599731
>Winston team mate
>does monkey noises on mic all game

>>182600217
huh wow

>>182597973

Are none of you cucks master and on ps4?

>>182600230
inner tube on his back maybe
water bombs

>>182600379
Ok that's actually pretty cute

>>182597676
That was fixed recently. He's pretty good again.

>>182600016
I meant when I'm like on a win streak with some iffy matches in between but then I lose cause something goes wrong, so I just take a break

>>182593250
Skills

>>182600365
Master PS4 is silver pc 2bh

>>182599609
Isnt it the smallest 2CP in the game? Sure feels like it. Just a bunch of samey looking hallways.

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>>182589895

>>182600957
gm on pc is plat on wii u

>>182600152
Yes.

And remove the vest.

>>182600379
That sounds amazing. Therefor Blizzard will never make it happen.

>>182600907
I'm in plat, I don't have those

>>182596520
>toxic

league vermin like you flocked to it

>>182599098
Why wasn't anybody fisting each other outside parliament? Guess they weren't very serious about protecting their freedoms.

>>182600957
I fucking hate comp on ps4 since we can't report but I'm currently not able to buy a decent pc and log in a ton of hours all over again

>>182600230
i would like a young junkrat skin like torb's uprising one where he has no prosthetics, hair loss and other injuries because honestly everything now looks like shit

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>>182599383
This pic arouses me far more than I am comfortable with

reminder to newcomers: mute voice chat in the options

ELO is a joke
>kill five players
>mercy flies in and resses the team
>kill SIX players
>by myself
>still lose because I can't hold the point by myself AND kill everyone

it's not about skill
it's just about holding out
fuck this hell

>>182601485
Like an alternate universe kind of thing? I don't know if that would work in practice, but I'd definitely like to see it!

>>182601593
It's just team based video games

they're all like this

it's always frustrating and just unhealthy for your mental wellbeing

>>182601593
dude just carry harder you're the only constant :^)

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>>182589895

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>>182562754
giv Tracer gf

>>182601593
>playing a TEAM game without a TEAM
wtf did you expect retard

>>182601647
but torb's uprising skins arent alternate universe, theyre just him younger and without prosthetics

>>182601707
this pepe made me lol

>>182601767
I know, but with Junkrat I think it would have to be alternate universe. He'd be too young otherwise.

>>182601485
Junkrat looks based, what the fuck is wrong with you anon

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Ana is so rewarding to play as solo healer.

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The next hero needs to be one that women can relate with. Blizzard keeps showing off these impossible beauty standards in their female characters, and the closest thing they have to a curvy woman is Mei.

If we could get an average sized girl who has some good feminist voice lines like "you hit like a guy!" or "girl power!" I would main her even if i was shit with her

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hey /owg/, i need suggestions for my overwatch nickname.

it should be something short and cool. the name should make clear that i am superior to anyone else, both at the game and irl. it should make my opponents fear me and respect me. it has to be unique, so people that got repeatedly roflwrecked by me will instantly leave the server when they see that name. it should also be funny, but only to a select few elite players.

please help an esports billionaire in spe out, i will make sure to give you guys a shoutout once i'm at the top.

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>>182602239

>>182602239
zarya is a mangirl

guess who my obese autistic "disabled" black friend mains

>>182602239
we need an aussie female hero

or maybe even a black african female hero, that would be good

>>182602239
all the women are extremely curvy, and mei is probably the least of them

>>182602174
Until you get buttfucked by winston/dva/tracer/genji all at once

>>182602353
>being friends with an autistic, obese, black person that pretends to be disabled
Kill yourself.

>>182602353
mercy/genji/tracer/76/hanzo

>>182602110
I agree! But at the same time it's nice to explore how characters develop and what they might be like if their lives were different, so it's still a cool idea!

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>>182602265
>Bad
>Nope
>rekt
>poopsmith
Really names don't mean anything. If you have a name like hanzo, widow, widowonly, or something else in the game, its evident you've paid money to have that name either by making a new account or doing a nameswitch. In the end, nobody cares. A unique name makes you readily identifiable as a cool guy or a shithead.

>>182602353
D.Va

>>182602371
She means curvy (obese) you shitlord.

>>182602265
DiggerNick

>>182602239
Symmetra is a butterface

>>182602239
im ok with this

>>182602265
mementom0ri - "remember that you have to die". also has the word meme in it

>>182602265
CoolDude

>>182602265

NameFag

>>182602265
Alt+0160
Names are for chumps. If you're as legit pro as you claim to be your enemies will name you themselves and will fear you regardless.

>>182601893
We already have Dva, why not add another child soldier

>>182602265
xXx420SephirothxXx

>>182602957
shes not a child soldier shes 18

>>182602957
>child
She is perfectly legal for the dick

>>182602265

Your real name with "SSJ4" either in front of or at the end of it.

>>182602412
woah edgy I know them at college I guess and they try to talk to me about overwatch but they are in silver

>>182602436
>>182602524
nope it's Symmetra

>>182603147
whats ssj4

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>>182589895
Is suffering a meme?

>>182602957
But he'd be five at most. They'd have to change up his silhouette way too much, and at that point they might as well just make him a different character entirely.

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>>182603214
im impressed he has good taste

>>182603098
>>182603109
she's still a shitty little punk
>>182603457
who said he got blown up when he was five, that was just when he got irradiated

>>182602239
No

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>tfw you're the only constant

>>182603601
But I'm saying there wouldn't be much difference if all it was was Junkrat before blowing off his limbs. He'd still be a dirty irradiated scavenger, just with two arms and legs instead of one each.

PTR is downloading another update?

>>182603821
random 400MB + update

>>182603798
I guess that's the point, but im not the one who suggested the idea

so why is D.va's "CHECK ME OUT, SECURING THE POINT" so fucking loud

>ptr rein no longer has literally everyone walking up to him knowing hes a free kill alone

Feels good

>>182604151
What does D.Va do quietly?

Destiny has drawn me to the objective.

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>>182604442
I am becoming one with the payload

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will mcree get a squirt gun?

>>182604442
>Securing the objective, anybody want to join me?

You don't realize how retarded your teammates truly are until you play healer

>>182604275
>its so crazy that team members should play in the same general area as one another

uh ok

>>182604642
thanks for trickling out of spawn

>>182598296
>>man of god
and you have to go and ruin it. I thought you said genius.

>>182604442
Why are we stopped? Get the lead out and move this payload!

>>182604654
yeah, its nice to relax and play mercy sometimes

just stand there healing and watch them miss every shot, see their horrible positioning

>lol i got most defensive assists as Zenyatta
>i sure am helping

I watched you save your fucking ult on the goddamn point as Mercy you fucking CUNT.

YOU LOST US THE GAME YOU FUCKING BRAZILIAN CHUCKLEFUCK! I HOPE YOU FUCKING DROP TO BRONZE!