/twg/ - Total War General

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Are elves good at taking it easy?

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>tfw i will not play TWW2 because my PC is 10 years old.

>mum gives you a kiss on the lips
>your horns and her horns get tangled up
>stuck!

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Can't wait to cuck elves with the Big Imperial Cock

MOMMY

WANT

MILKIES

>>182552440

FUCKING HYDRAS? FUCK YES

Why are all four races coming in tww2 badass as fuck.

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The thirteenth of July, 2017. Mark this day in your calendar, for it was the day that all other TW waifus were dethroned.

>>182552410
Don't need to wagecuck yourself very long to make the shekels needed.
There's enough time before launch to get a good rig like five times over at least.

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>>182552418

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Friendly reminder to be wary of history vs fantasy false flagging

>>182552523

Whose the elf on the right meant to be?

Female or Male?

>>182552523
Who is that waifu that clearly cares about her well being and uses appropriate armour?

>>182552523
Please use a tripcode so that I can filter you more easily. Thanks in advance.

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COMMENTS

>>182552514
High Elves and Reddit Reptiles aren't very badass, and Skaven are more of a meme than anything else.

>>182552270
>tfw mommy is disappointed in you that you made your own choice

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>>182552523

>>182552523
What unit is the Delf woman to the right from? She looks great.

>>182552595
Male judging by lack of boobs.

>>182552627
>t. vamp-chan poster that is assblasted now that his haggard corpse slut has been completely and utterly outclassed

>>182552657
>the game will never look this good in reality
J U S T

>>182552534
wtf

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>>182552657

>that Dragon Prince armour

>>182552523
>Mark this day in your calendar, for it was the day that all other TW waifus were dethroned.
pfff, we still have the Skaven trailer

>>182552375
>Even the knife handle has multiple spikes on it, ignoring the corkscrew blade
someone needs to tells these guys to calm down with the spikes

where the FUCK is the dominated elf fag?

>>182552681
are you saying the we are getting waifu (male) with dark elves? This day is getting better and better

>>182552650
Helves are pretty boring, yeah. Lizards are robots though. Nothing more badass than a robot.

Reddit rats' "badassery" deviates wildly based on clan.

>>182552781

He's still recovering from his touchless orgasm.

>>182552681
no, the headgear and eye makeup clearly indicate a woman

>>182552781
came so hard he passed out and has yet to recover

>>182552632

upvoted

>>182552781
being dominated?

>>182552719
That worthless cunt keeps on posting?
They were filtered a long time ago.

>>182552781
Hopefully their wrangler decided today was not a computer day.

>>182552657
that dragon gonna get Arizona'd

>>182552595
Probably a melee hero.

>>182552657
the dragons look bizarre, they aren't even black, should look like kalameet. Also witch elves usually mount pegasi or manticores or captured white bois.

>>182552875
You can't upvote on 4chan!

>>182552781
Dead by orgasm

>>182552440
no beast handlers unfortunately

>>182552663
>>182552862

>she
>woman

Its obviously a faggy twinky male cocksucker.

>>182552920
they are forest dragons with a more dark filter

>>182552736
No there won't. They have confirmed this already.

>>182552910
Pussy temperature.
t. Straya

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>>182552862
We need more evidence.

We should strip her down.

yea but y are they so edgy

>TWW2 Blood Pack
>Blood and Breasts DLC, unlocks titties in addition to blood and gore

>>182552862
Dark Elf men love to wear eye makeup

So, Delfs get a Hydra.

Does that mean more monsters for other factions?

Also, Malekith will be shit overall, becasue a combined melee/caster LL never has enough points to actually be good.

>>182553030
Why does the female look manlier than the male?

>>182553009

Excellent.

>>182553058
>Does that mean more monsters for other factions?
What?

>>182553058
>a combined melee/caster LL never has enough points to actually be good.
Unless they're VC

>>182553076
Because they actually do shit. Males are weak.

>>182552920
It seems they're avoiding the mono-black theme for the Delves. Even the dark riders that can be seen in the background of one of the wallpapers look more purple and white than dark.

>>182553058
Mannfred is easily the single best lord in the base game as a single entity on the battlefield.

Malekith will be worse because he won't have anything as broken as lore of vampires, but he should still be very good.

What do you mean about the Hydra?
Hydra has been Delf for more editions than I can remember.

>>182553058
>becasue a combined melee/caster LL never has enough points to actually be good

Have you never played the Vamp Cunts?

>>182553127
Does that mean CA will reskin the Hydra to re-use it?

>>182553175
Get back to sucking a barbed daemonette dick druchii bitch.

>>182553256
Yes. Old Friend is a reskined hydra.

>>182553256
Reskin it to what? A nine-headed jabberlslythe that can't fly?

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Unironically my favorite DE units. the crossbows really set them apart from your usual elves.

Plus it helps picture them as Fantasy Amerifats, with the love for guns.

>>182553040
because Slaanesh devours their souls after death, so they have to dakka dakka the mon'keigh to keep Pleasurebro happy and stave off their inevitable doom. Oh, and they live in a pocket dimension in the warp called Naggaroth where they can do as they please, torture captives and race their jetbike arks all day.

>>182552523
Literally "Hedgeheg Coldsteel" the faction.
They are even fucking purple and black.

>>182553301
That's hot.

>>182553212
The question is not what has been or has not been in a dead tabletop game ten years ago.

The question is how can CA save many charlemagnes by re-using reskinned 3D models.

>Implying TWW2 won't include buffs for VC

>>182553401
You mistook universes.

>>182552681
Armour covers boobs retard

Ive never been more pleased to see that CA didn't tone down the copious tiddies like they did with the wardancers

>>182553349
>Krell is a hydra
Necromancy gone VERY wrong.

>>182553381
>Reskin it to what? A nine-headed jabberlslythe that can't fly?
Sombody shoop this into that 'You're hired' comic

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>>182552915
I should really download Gimp one of these days.

>>182553525
>implying it's not necromany gone VERY right

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>>182552781


probably had an aneurysm as his dick exploded

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>>182553503
All other women have tit plate, unless it is DFC chick.

>>182553460
That isn't a question. It's a reality.
They had to make a hydra because the cost of animating it is less than the cost of people complaining about its absence.

The only thing your observation about CA's practices in general concludes your own question.
No other races will not be getting more monsters.
There is no correlation between such an idea and Delves getting a Hydra.

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>>182553429
t. assblasted asur

>>182553394
>Plus it helps picture them as Fantasy Amerifats, with the love for guns
This makes literally no sense when there are already guns in the setting used by other factions.

>>182553498
No, GW did that in 8th edition. Delves stopped worshipping Slaanesh and started being devoured by him postmortem. And High Elven waystones began to double as soulstones, because all of the people who wrote the fluff for 8th ed WHFB were 40k gamers first and foremost.

>>182553709
In Warhammer Online female Black Guards did not have boob plate.

>>182553757
No, CA did it. Your first post was right.

>>182553724
>he thinks CA will not re-use everything

>>182552650

>reddit rats
>reddit lizards
>reddit this
>reddit something

Not everything is based on reddit friend. I've never been there and I think all four of the races are pretty coolo.

>>182553589
>WRYYYYYYYYY ASUR FUCKING SHITS GET OUT OF MY ULTHUAN

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>>182553394
Same reason why White Lions are some of my favourite High Elves. You so rarely see Elves weilding axes, despite even in LOTR Tolkien mentioning that certain Elven subraces(can't remember which ones, I think it was the Sindar or it might have been the Falathrim(sp?) prefferred axes to swords.

White Lions in WH2 need to have the white lion head be like 3x bigger at least though. Looks more like a cub than a full grown beast.

>>182553858
and the game fucking failed

BAM!

>>182553885
Chaos hydra for Chaos and Beastmen
Savage hydra for wurrzags faction

>>182553858
Name an existing application of Warhammer Online assets.

>>182553885
Poor reading comprehension.
They will re-use everything they can. Eventually they'll come up against something they can't re-use.
The hydra heads are probably existing manticore tail skeletons or some shit though I'd imagine.

Why did they make Malekith look like a badass when he got BTFO by Teclis who isn't even the faction leader?

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>>182552452

>tfw I slide that Imperial greatcannon right up in some elf prisoner

make or female? who can tell.

>>182552393
The wood ones are. Their entire lives are based around taking it easy. In a rather violent fashion, but they are laid back about it.

>>182553993
Dwarf hydra which is just a bunch of slayers sitting on each other.

How many charlemagnes do you think CA spent on the Hydra? Or are charlemagnes not an acceptable form of measurement for content included in the base game?

>>182553042
> Blood and Boobs

>>182554051
Mary Sues don't count.

>literal nobodies
>fresh from the Elven university or whatever
>oh yeah, totally kicked ass and outsmarted old and experienced Malekith

>>182554146
All of them.

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>>182553745
Praise Hashut y'all! My dark ziggurath is my castle! Them darn Hobgoblins wanna take my blunderbuss away, but I think we're seeing a bull market on the slave exchange this season, yes siree!

>>182553896
Reddit rats is a somewhat appropriate term based on their heavy popularity, along with how easy and commonly their memes are spouted.
It fits the image of reddit most are familiar with.

Reddit anything else is obviously a reaction by skaven fans proving how autistic they are.

I like skaven and I like ChaosTo a degree, Ogres are where my heart truly lies but that doesn't win either race free of the reality of an incredibly cringeworthy fanbase. Though I would argue the High Elf fanbase is the worst.

>>182554146
About 0.9 Charlies

>>182554146

They blew their whole Charlememe budget on them, Skaven have literally been cut from the game and CA hasn't worked up the guts to tell us.

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A subtle hint at Total War: China?

>>182554146
Really says something when Charlemagne is the only meme to come out of this place in a while. I still love it though.

What lores of magic will the Delfs get?
>metal
>shadows
>death
>dark

It looks like in tabletop they had more, but I see them sticking with the edgier/darker ones to fit the theme of the faction

>>182554384
>those archer's faces
Okay, now I totally believe they were based on britbongs.

>>182552747
What is this image supposed to convey?

>>182554296

I mean that's fair but like you basically said people shouldn't be judged just because they like x or y. reddit liking skaven shouldn't mean that everyone that likes skaven be shamed as a redditor.

It's just lame.

>>182554463
High Elfs: England
Dark Elfs: Ireland

>>182554384
Unlikely. The slants have adapted to their habitat.
And foreign forces don't actually enter the country. They just shell it from afar and otherwise block trade routes through externally administered cities.

>>182554349
are you arch?

>>182554430

>only meme
>ASININE MORTAL and BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION
>THE NATION CALLS
>SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS

>>182554384
someone make a gif of the archer on the left, it will be the meme of the year, I promise

>>182554513
>dark elves
>pillaging the world for slaves
>believe they're still the good guys
>not America

>>182554436
Death, Shadow, Dark

>>182554552
Repeating lines from the game is not a meme.

>>182554552
Those are just quotes from the game
Not original do not steal memes

>>182554503
It's just casual banter that doesn't matter.
The reality of most of the skaven lore means that reddit rats fit.

Just like stunties get called stunties.
I'd rather be a redditor than a manlet.

>>182554430
>he hasn't seen surtha ek posting

can't love what you don't know

>>182554614

But the word Charlemagne is?

>>182554146
>>182554226
>>182554314
>>182554548

What is this charlemagne meme? I played the DLC a couple years ago as Andulusia but I don't remember anything memeworthy about it.

>>182554646
>>he hasn't seen surtha ek posting
I have though.

>>182554552
>tree hitler
>poo poo pee pees
>mannlet

>tfw we will never be able to recruit some high elf units as the dark elves if we become the phoenix king and vice versa.


Probably not hard to mod though.

>>182554761
CA tried to explain how expensive it would to add Jabberslythisafdhg-whatever and used Charlemagne art assets as the example of the cost to animate one abomination.

CHARLEYMANGLED

>>182554021
>poor reading comprehension
Not

>BEYOND YOUR READING COMPREHENSION

missed opportunity anon

>>182554768
so you knowingly made an erroneous statement on the internet? Net neutrality needs to burn.

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>>182554761
Cites the DLC as an example of the budget of the developers.

>>182554761

When Beastmen came out some were upset that they lacked some notable units, like Jabberslythes.

CA responded with something along the lines of "Adding the Jabberslythe would cost as much as all the art work for Age of Charlemagnes"!

And thus a meme was born.

>>182554609
>tfw no Lore of Spikes

>>182554729
Hydras ain't shit

t. Arisen

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G O B L I N S

>>182554983
Witch Elves hunt in packs, Arisen!

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I'm a pretty normal guy but fucking hell do bondage elves of fantasy and sci-fi flavour excite me.

There's something about all that murdereyness and pale skin.

>>182554983
Heartless comment.

>>182554761
when the beastmen were released people were mad at the pricing of it, since the roster wasn't complete and didn't have unique units like Ghorgons or Jabberslythes, and instead had stuff like reskinned giants. CA attempted to do damage control by explaining that modeling the jabberslythe would cost as much money as all of the artwork from Charlemagne.

I'm still pissed about them throwing in that half-assed shit tier mini-campaign in there to justify how expensive it was

>>182555023
>tfw Dragon's dogma was supposed to have a elf village
>tfw Dragon's dogma was supposed to have everything

>>182554672
Repeating a line from a PR person is totally different than repeating one from the game itself.

Malekith Morathi really fuck or is it memes

>>182554983
what about the Kharybdis?

>>182553970
Not because of that. The game was unfinished mess. RvR campaign was broken, balance was shit, 4 out of 6 capitals were cut out, 4 classes were cut out and added 6 months later. And by the time they fixed most of the bugs and made all of the content playable it was already too late.
RvR campaign was broken, balance was shit, 4 out of 6 capitals were cut out, 4 classes were cut out and added 6 months later.
And even then they didn't switched to F2P like most others MMOs. Instead they used game assets and made a shitty-MOBA-like-game, using models and maps from the actual MMO.

>>182555058
A shame there is zero good art or cosplay of them.

>see trailer
YAWN
>hydra shows up
mite b cool
>foot witch shows up
nice
>Dat mofucker Malekiths voice
wtf i love best elves now

>>182555124
Yes, They fuck each other.

>>182553970
The Beta was so good though. Pure fun night after night. Spoiled all other MMOs for me forever.

>>182555070
>>182554920
>>182554909
>>182554895

I agree with you that it was expensive (I bought it in the summer sale) and the mini-campaign was horseshit. But I would assume Charlemagne DLC would have not cost them that much since everyone was human in there and they would just need to recolor things.

>>182554225
Well, technically Teclis is Malekith's nephew. Blood of Aenarion is strong in Teclis and Tyrion.

>>182555124
>>182555217
they don't technically fuck each other

morathi fucks malekith

>>182555132
Wait for the Crone and the Paunch DLC coming in early 2019, only 25 dollary doos.

>>182555132
They aren't real lol

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>>182555161
It's one of the reasons I'm so hype for warhammer II. With the setting being blown up it's the last chance I'll get for really good r34.

>tfw of sadness tinged with small embers of hope

>>182555207
I need to learn how to play without macros, because I'm gonna need a hand to keep jacking off to the combination of pale biches and his voice

>>182555124
Depends on the version. But incest is widely practiced in Dark Elves society and that's canon

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>>182555124

Incest is the greatest sin

>>182555124
yes they fuck eachother, they are immortals its bound to happen even accidentally

>>182555058
Dark Elves are probably the least popular faction in this expansion overall but they could easily end up with the best campaign mechanics.

>>182555552
baptistanon, thou hast not forsaken us!

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>>182555092
>tfw we still don't have singleplayer Dragon's Dogma 2

*muffled angry noises*

>>182555648

NO YOU FOOL! DON'T SPEAK HIS NAME!

>>182555330
Oh, throw away those hopes now.
It'll do fuck all. People who play the strategy and tactics genre of game don't have artistic ability. They are mutually exclusive.

Starcraft art is all terrible, all tabletop art is terrible, XCOM art is terrible.

Warcraft art was terrible then there was a non-RTS entry in the series. BOOM actual art.

>>182552393
are you actively trying to summon the wood elf poster

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>>182552270
tfw mommy narrates for the witch king

>>182555552
Khaine doesn't care about incest, hence its not a sin to them

>>182554436
In 6th edition they had Dark, Death and Shadow.
In 7th edition they had Dark, Death, Shadow,Fire and Metal.
In 8th edition they had Dark and all eight Lores (Death, Shadow, Fire, Beasts, Light, Life, Metal, Heavens).

>>182552270
I want her halberd, it's looking fine as fuck!

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>>182555736
And thus the embers were extinguished.

>>182555863
My halberd knigga

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>>182555161


I'm surprised there's any at all tbhfam. Cosplay sluts usually only do really mainstream stuff that'll get the most views.

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Ready to help Malekith take back his throne, /twg/?

>>182554384
I had a laff

>>182555124
It was implied that there was more to their relation than simply mother-son.

No one said it directly but they were rumours about it all around Naggaroth and Ulthuan.

>>182552452
>Not doing it already by marching on Athel Loren and subjugating them.

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Chinease Tactics

>>182556027
>Ready to help Malekith take back his throne, /twg/?
With that look and voice? Always, forever!

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>>182556027
Worst elves have it coming

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Sarthoreal guest starring as a hair ornament on Morathi?

>>182555835
>Dark and Shadow
Really? What's the difference?

>>182556383

>she still reaches out for him for a second

Muh heart

>>182556479
That's the fucked up beauty of it. Even if they don't outright fuck, their relationship is far from healthy, but she's still his mother and she cares for her son.

>>182556479
She doomed her own race so he could become king, she loves him so much.

>>182556479
I'm actually impressed CA did a good job of implying that their relationship ain't just familial whilst not coming out and saying it.

>>182554275
>when the greenskins reclaim independece in Zhar Palestigrun

>>182556027
It's not his, and never going to be

Is Hydra a cool monster?

>>182556691

>Even if they don't outright fuck

lel

>>182556383

Morathi's blackened fingers and feet is a nice touch, as if she can't hide all the corruption of her form with magic.

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>>182556691

>Even if they don't outright fuck

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It is now July, a chill wind blows in Naggaroth but the sea of malice is beginning to thaw. From Ghrond, a messenger comes bearing word of an ancient prophecy involving the lands of north Lustria. The Hag Queens offer many sacrifices to Khaine, while their underlings train relentlessy. Meanwhile the Druchii of Clar Karod whip their slaves ceaselessly in preparation for the Witch-Kings coming campaign.
A great fleet is being assembled and the armies of the Druchii arm themselves for total war, domination by a best elf soon!

>>182556773
Has it ever been outright stated that they had sex? Even >>182555542 is "wink wink, nudge nudge" at best.

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>mfw morathi armor
>mfw she sounds like some naughty cougar

I wanna hear Mazdamundi's voice now.

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AYO HOL UP
>tortures victim profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
>raids Nordland
SO U BE SAYIN
>sharpens sword
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>sharpens shield
AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>dons man-skin cloak
U BE SAYIN
>whips dwarf slave
HOL UP HOL UP
>raids Tiranoc
AYYOO U BE SAYIN
>bathes in cold one slime
SO U BE SAYIN
>sharpens helmet
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>hires assassins
WE WUZ
>serves on black ark
FINNA WE WUZ
>gets murdered by shadow warrior
AYYYOOO HOL UP WE WUZ
>loads crossbow
SO WE WUZ
>instinctively looks around for witch elves
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
>freezes to death
SOM FINNA
>breaks before the Griffon Gate
SO WE WUZ
>tames manticore
SOM FINNA
>is violated by kharibdyss
AYYOOO SOM FINNA
>worships Slaanesh
HOL UP
>violates kharibdyss
WE WUZ
>slips poison into your food
SOM FINNA
>plots to overthrow Malekith
WE WUZ
>consorts with greenskins
SOM FINNA
>raids Karak Eight Peaks
HOL UP MUH DRUCHII
>drinks maple syrup
U SAYIN WE WUZ
>casts doombolt
SOM FINNA
>sleeps with mother
FEENIX KANGZ N SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT?
>is sacrificed upon the altar of Khaine

>>182556992

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3CmxjTFv_Y

>>182552270
Right, I know we are getting the roster tomorrow but might as well talk of units seen in the trailers and pictures that are confirmed so far. We have;

>Death Hag
>Black Ark Corsairs
>Cauldron of Blood
>Dark Riders
>Black Dragon
>Executioners
>Cold One Chariot
>Cold One Knights
>Hydra
>Dreadspears
>Darkshards
>Witch Elves
>Dreadlord
>Black Guard

I think I see Shades in the Hydra picture on the far left. Any more?

>>182556441
Dark what their own unique magic. You know, there are those 8 basic lores and some factions had their own unique stuff.

8 lores are the Winds of Magic, Dark Magic uses them all at once in a raw, undistilled form. At the same time High Elves use High Magic, which is also all of them at once but more refined and elegant, also safer.

You know, in Warhammer universe if you're not careful enough even by casting a simple spell you can open a rift and summon a daemon or a bunch of them....

>>182556953

From the Dark Elf armybook:

>"Of all the Dark Elves, she alone holds any influence over the Witch King. For she is his mother, and, it is rumoured, his ancient and unholy lover also."

And from an older Warhammer book, also depicted in a comic.

>Morathi laid back upon the bed and motioned for Malekith to join her.
>"Come, my son, you must be tired after your little battle, lie with me and tell me how bravely you fought."

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>>182557008
>sharpens shield
>sharpens helmet
>is violated by kharibdyss
>violates kharibdyss
Good shit

>>182557098
>yfw you can only get the cauldron of blood if you own the blood DLC

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>>182556953

>>182556441

Shadow is a normal Lore of Magic.

Dark is a mirror of High Magic, it uses all of the 8 winds in combination.

>>182555542
>Dark elves secretly love Slaneesh

Worst elves confirmed

>>182557263
>dark elves cuck themselves to some king who doesn't give a shit

GRRM Martin would have something to say about the legitimacy of such a monarch

>>182557545
There's nothing in their about his tax policy though!

>>182557545
He is busy not writing two books until he dies.

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>>182557336
>>182557263
>More rumors and winks

Yeah sure

>>182556953

>Even >>182555542 is "wink wink, nudge nudge" at best.

Like, ultimately Warhammer WAS meant to be sold to teenagers at the very least, unless you go back to before Games Workshop was even a serious big boy company and was just run by some nerds this is just about as explicit a confirmation you're ever gonna get of two characters fucking unless they also had a kid.

>>182557775
"Lie with me" is pretty definitive anon.

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Reposting from last thread

Sorry this might be silly, but English is not my first language.

Did Malekith say "I have only begun," or, "I've only begun?"

I know what a contraction is but I couldn't tell her.

>>182557775

You're allowed to be deliberately obtuse if you really want to, don't understand what you get out of it though.

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Do we know if Morathi raised Malekith as a mother would, or was it more of a distant relationship royalty are like to have?
'cause incest is totally fine if it don't feel weird (which is a result of growing up with a family in a house for 18 years)

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>>182557775
If there wasn't meant to be anything to it the writers wouldn't have written about it in the first place.

>>182557953

The former

>>182556441
there are eight normal lores corresponding to the eight winds of magic that are more or less universal, plus the two lores of the waaagh, lore of the wild, and the lore of vampires/undeath

above this power level are lores of slaanesh, and nurgle, two of the dark gods that embrace magic; khorne would have one but he despises sorcery as a form of combat

above this still are the high and dark lores of magic; dark magic is raw magic akin to the lore of undeath but way stronger and devoted to blasting the shit out of everything, while high magic is every wind of magic woven together and is very well-rounded. the lore of tzeentch is also at this power level.

while high and dark magic are of a similar power level, high elves are better mages, and tzeentch's lords of change trump almost every non-named mortal. it's also worth saying that the slann, the hands-down best mages, use high magic.

>>182558075
They've been fucking for 10k years dude

>>182557953
He says have.

why do you care though since it means exactly the same thing?

>>182558383
yea but it don't feel weird

>>182558179

Where do the fat frogs picture in this scale?

>>182558075
They still love each other even in Age of Sigmar.

how do we force CA to give us a real shadow graphical option?

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>>182558520
Fat Frogs are the best users of magic outside of perhaps Tzeentch itself.

>>182558520
Alive kroak>dead kroak>Albion>slann=lord of change>rest

>>182558520
Fat Frogs are some of the best mages in all of Warhammer. Lords of Change greatly struggle with them. Some like Kroak would be too broken.

>>182557953
he said 'I've only just come'

>>182558520
the fat frogs are the slann, who use high magic (and every single other wind of magic on the side) - literally the only people with stronger magical abilities than a slann mage-priest are named characters, and even then slann named characters such as mazdamundi and kroak are stronger than even nagash and teclis

>>182558520

You mean the ones specifically mentioned at the end?

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>mfw no qt 3.14 to cuddle with

>>182558534
Just noticed that the dark elves here have light blue trim. Maybe that's the second colour scheme, used by Morathi's faction? It was the scheme for Ghrond in the tabletop game, and that's where Morathi holds court.

>>182558803
So Witch Elves are guaranteed to be shit, right? Like Slayers?

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>>182558651
>>182558664
>>182558670

>yfw they will fucking suck in TWW2

>>182558849
It's sad how Slayers suck so much even on tabletop. Surviving Slayers are fluff-wise some of the best Dorf warriors. Guys like Gotrek are among them.

>>182558179
when you compare the lores to the skaven ones ones of ruination and plague/decay surely verminlords must be pretty damn powerful, just below lords of change.

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And now begins what I imagine will be a long, long wait for the rats.

>>182558849
well, are night goblins with the armor pen in Skarsnik's army shit?

>>182558969
Great job, you have to use a legendary lord and build him to buff his armies to make a shit unit good.

Meanwhile Grimgor can tank half the enemy stacks while Doom Divers and Black Orcs buttfuck the rest.

>>182558849
I expect they'll be a like Forsaken. If you can keep them from being shredded by ranged fire, they'll do a good amount of damage up close and personal.

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>>182556027
I am going to make tyrion capture morathi and make her is fucktoy

>>182558957
I hope they announce a different 4th faction and then have Skaven as an unlockable faction

>>182559158
Honestly hyping the reddit rats despite everyone knowing they're in the game is the bets way to make everyone excited.

>>182559139
That is what happened in End Times.

I want to play as Bretonnia and go on a crusade against Dark Elves
I also want to play as Norsca and beat the Dark Elves to taking Ulthuan

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>(((Asur))) didn't even get a cinematic trailer

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>>182559324

How will they ever recover?

>>182559324

>Seriously implying that any of the races won't get a trailer

Come on now son.

If they make one for the Brets despite not even charging for them do you seriously think they're gonna leave a core race from the second game out to dry?

>>182559384
by having the best air units

>>182558878
>yfw kroak/mazdamundi's actual true magical abilities are represented on the campaign map as a button you press
>when you target something with it, it gets fucking deleted
>cities are turned into ruins with all of the armies around it instantly destroyed
>any heroes/generals caught within are instantly killed

>>182558949
verminlords aren't really that good; you have to keep in mind that the horned rat is a minor chaos god, who struggles to maintain the presence of his verminlords - they're around the magical aptitude of great unclean ones and keepers of secrets

as far as power rankings go lords of change and slann are the general cap, with high elf archmages just below them and other greater daemons competing with archmages

if you want the named character powerlevel, it's kroak > mazdamundi > kairos fateweaver > nagash > teclis > everyone else

>>182558803
Nice armour on the right.
Might make for a nice female Vamp hero...

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>>182559471

>No flying Chariots

>>182559595
HOW DOES THAT EVEN FUCKING WORK

>>182559507
yeah high magic was horrifically gimped in 8th but lizardmen and high elves didn't need to be any more broken than they were.

>>182559664
uh, it's obvious that a thing called "flight" gives them lift

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>>182559664
same principle

how are frogs even good at magic in the first place

>>182559930
Have you never seen a frog in real life?

>>182558408

Just want to make sure my English is getting better.

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>>182559930

>>182559230
>reddit rats
can you stop this shitty meme

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>>182559930

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>>182560019
___no___

>>182560019
Reddit Reptiles.

Do the Dark Elves have an official theme song?

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All elves have been shown, now can we all agree that the originals are clearly the best?

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>>182559930

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>>182560091
That's not the image I posted.

>>182560213
Swap Druchii and Asur.

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>>182557008
>gets murdered by shadow warrior
kek

THREADYL REMINDER: OLD FRIEND SOON

>>182560193

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhJ6bE4z5vs

>>182560129
>>182560091
i hate you all

>still no ancient empires

>>182560474
umm, you have heard of Rome 2, haven't you?

>>182560403

Like Bretonnia was """"""soon""""""?

>>182560507
They made a second one??

>>182560474
>that one poster from ages ago who reminded people how many days its been since AE was suppose to release

I bet he lost his mind by now.

>>182560213
No question senpai.

Digg Dwarfs

>savage /b/orcs

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>post yfw INEVITABLY CA gets pressured by SJWs to put some clothes on the delf waifus and chang their faces to look uglier.

Its gonna happen. You know it. There is room for only one sexy unit in game.

>>182556001
It should be obvious that you can also get a "lot" of views if you're the only one doing a niche thing, since you have no competition for the attentions of the fans

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>>182560691

>>182558957
>Skaven won't get a trailer because CA wants to do their "haha ratmen don't real" meme until game release

>>182560726
Total war games' aren't mainstream enough for that kind of shit.

>>182560726
>and chang
TOTLA WAR CHAINA CONFIRMED
Which faction will you play as, /twg/?

>>182560419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnDC0JAcYp0

>not this

I mean come on, Malekith's wounds will not heal

>>182560969
The faction that gets to kill all of Asia

>>182560526
Yes.

>>182560526
Bretonnia was worth the wait, Old Friend is going to be something stupid like standard bearers or Krell

>>182560474
>it has been literally a year since people started claiming that AE would be soon
>AE was in fact not soon

>>182560969
the ching chang chongs

>>182561039
So the Mongols then

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>>182555736

You're just looking in the wrong places friendo

>>182561284
INCLUDING THE MONGOLS

>>182561171
>not playing as the superior chang chong chings

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>>182561165
>krell
>stupid

>>182555736
>WoW art
>not the cancer that murdered medieval fantasy forever

>>182555070
>>182555270
The minicampaign was surprisingly enjoyable. If they had taken a bit more time on it then it would have been something great

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REMOVE DRUCHII remove druchii
you are worst elf. you are the druchii idiot you are the cold one smell. return to naggaroth. to our wood elf cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the jungle….ahahahaha ,karak angkor we will never forgeve you. dawi rascal FUck but fuck asshole druchii stink dawi sqhipere shqipare..druchii genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead druchii..ahahahahahDRUCHII WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget great sundering .chaos warrior we kill the everchosen , chaos warrior return to your precious chaos waste….hahahahaha idiot druchii and dawi smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE DRUCHII FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. empire+bretonnia+athel loren+lustria=kill druchii…you will great sundering/ aenarion alive in ulthuan, aenarion making album of ulthuan . fast spellcasting aenarion ulthuan. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of teclis… you are ppoor stink druchii… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a black ark
aenarion alive numbr one #1 in ulthuan ….fuck the naggaroth ,..FUCKk ashol druchii no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. aernarion aliv and real strong wizard kill all the druchii farm aminal with high magic now we the ulthuan rule .cold one of the jungle emperor karl franz fukc the great daemon prince and lay egg this egg hatch and naggaroth wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. ulthuan greattst countrey

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Malekith sounds like a dreadnought. I approve.

>>182561323
>wanting to jerk off to lizard
I hate furries so much

>>182557412
No, they changed it so that Dark Elves now just worship the evil gods of the Elven Pantheon instead of Slaanesh so now a bunch of stuff doesn't really make as much sense as it used to

>>182560193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuA0dV0pxnU&t=2m10s

>>182561525
Found the faggot

>>182561408
tw china so I can beat the mongols back to their straw huts when?

>>182561525
>dawi sqhipere shqipare

Dwarfs are fantasy Albanians? That's a fresh approach, anon, so maybe you should create a fantasy setting with skullcap-wearing, black-bearded Muslim Dwarfs who practice blood vengeance.

>>182561645
haha right on my non-degenerate friend!

kys

>>182561525
Aith should have died during the sundering. House Anar is dead and his story was over. The only thing left for him to do was get washed away with the rest of Naggarythe.

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>>182561525
malekith version when?

>>182560193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98xh5Hb9QAM

fits Malekith

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Is it a bad idea to cave and get Warhammer 1 at this point?

Should I just wait for 2, or is it likely to be kinda broken on launch?

>>182556714
I'm bretty sure she was the one who help get the ball rolling in him being corrupted from hero to villain in the first place

>>182561987
why would you not get it, it's the best release so far unironicaly

>>182561987

I wasn't here when it was released but from I've read Warhammer was decently stable on launch.

>>182561987
You should've bought it when it was on discount, silly.

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>>182561915

We still lack elf versions of these

>>182561987
Shouldn't you wait for 2 to be released since 1 will be on sale then?

>>182562004
Because Morathi wanted Malekith to take throne.

>>182561795
Wouldn't that just be Chaos Dwarfs?

>>182562361
>>182561795

Dwarfs are WRE and Chorfs are ERE clearly.

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>>182561795
>skullcap-wearing, black-bearded Muslim Dwarfs who practice blood vengeance.

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>>182562072
I just wasn't paying attention. How good was the sale?

So how strong is Malekith in lore compared to the High Elf Leaders?

>>182562546
12$ from the humble sale back in May I think.

>>182562752
Almost as strong a wizard as Teclis.
Pretty strong in Close combat, though he usually doesn't sully his own hands.

>>182562752
a great wizard and a strong fighter; think mannfred, but for elves and not a complete disappointment

>Lizards shitting on helves
>Dark Elves shitting on helves
>Rats shitting on helves

I-i cant wait for the last trailer to be for the high elves and it showns them shitting on all 3!

>>182552440
>dark elf troops are literally reskinned high elf models with pale skin and blue eyes
JUST

>The city is burning in the trailer
>Bitch mother talks about burning the world

Sorry Warhammer doesn't have that feature :)

>>182552440

But what behind the Hydra

I'm gonna play Orcs for my next Warhammer campaign

how do I play Orcs

>>182563007
>the day of the High Elf trailer comes
>shows them getting BTFO in the Old World
God bless CA.

>>182552440
>>182563052
>Cauldron of Blood is going to be in the game
fuck ye

>>182563007
>>Rats shitting on helves
I actually hope for rats to shit on lizards

>>182558110
>Alfredo

>>182563007
>last helf trailer shows helves getting absolutely cucked by the 3 others

>>182563005
Mannfred is a stronger fighter. Vampires are stronger than most races.

>>182563223
Malekithh would brutalize the mannlet.