[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

/palg/ - Paladins General

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 754
Thread images: 131

File: Bracket-Paladins-Fixed.png (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
Bracket-Paladins-Fixed.png
1MB, 1920x1080px
NOTE: You will be playing against bots in casual queue until you reach account level 5.

Dreamhack edition.

>Dreamhack Valencia - Paladins Summer Premiere Schedules (Time in CEST)
http://www.dreamhack.es/en/paladins-summer-premier/

>/palg/ Discord
https://discord.gg/SNwXWHe

>Official pages
Website: https://www.paladins.com/
Forums: http://forums.paladins.com/
Server status: http://status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
http://pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB54)
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?47555-Open-Beta-54-Patch-Notes-July-12-2017

>Steam Store
http://store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qlES6unUwY&index=1&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) - may contain some outdated info
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5TSsepFwBM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9&index=1

>Decks
http://www.paladinsdecks.com/

>Counter Guides
https://paladinscounter.com/

>/palg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1X6NNDQLSytCCoExPCtt48Bq9_Sv_Ha4qZkOeHS1DcS8/edit#gid=485142380

>Account statistics
http://paladins.guru
https://mypaladins.com
http://masterpaladins.com

>Reveal Trailer (Lian):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuUX6cakDT0 [Embed] [Embed]

>PTS (Play Test Server):
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016

>PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

>Bug Reporting Thread (OB54 PTS):
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?47532-OB-54-PTS-Bug-Reporting-and-Known-Issues

Previous thread: >>182279584
>>
I want to be subject to Fernando's flirtations!
>>
File: 1234334167.gif (185KB, 248x248px) Image search: [Google]
1234334167.gif
185KB, 248x248px
>tryhard jewed me out of all my memecoins gained yesterday
>>
>>182436379
>Using Tryhard
I gave up way back already. The ads are never showing up.
>>
>>182436421
Works on my machine. Most of the time.
>>
>shooting range still broken
>lian voice pack was viktor VP
>got only 50% back when ult killing skye, ying and fernando bots
Ash's change in her projectile looks bad, i thougth that they would give it a bigger range for the auto hit, there is no diference between this and hiting it correctly.
>>
>Starts the game
>Gains 10 levels
Thanks HiRez.
>>
http://imgur.com/a/0yKPd
reminder
>>
>>182436637
he doesn't have founder's pack
>>
>>182436586
For what purpose?
>>
>>182436793
You get Chests easier as a new player.
>>
File: C8CfFYhXkAAx1Cy.jpg (91KB, 1037x447px) Image search: [Google]
C8CfFYhXkAAx1Cy.jpg
91KB, 1037x447px
>>182436793
They've changed the amount of xp needed for the first few levels.
>tfw you can now see the levels of people in your friends list
>only few are above level 50, when you are level 130 with the new change
>>
File: 1499621504999.jpg (1MB, 4000x4550px) Image search: [Google]
1499621504999.jpg
1MB, 4000x4550px
>>182436637
Does this means that the gold you earned will also increase or not?
Gold's only purpose for me is to unlock chests and to get voice for characters anyway. Never really preferred to get cosmetics with gold.
>>
>>182437070
You get more gold from quests now.
>>
File: bk3.jpg (410KB, 822x903px) Image search: [Google]
bk3.jpg
410KB, 822x903px
>>182436157
How many rounds is China number one going to last against D69?
>>
>>182437268
they will rig the matches and let china win, expanding their market and profits.
>>
>>182437268
I predict it will go to 3-1. D69 has been week, and the last time China got roll'ed was because they played with 3 subs.
>>
>>182437375
Knowing Bugzy, he would probably do this just to get a reason to rant about HiRez.
>>
>>182437375
>all champions in D69's version of the game are replaced with Torvald
>>
why is competitive greyed out
>>
>>182437529
CHARGIN UP
D69 still win because shield stacking
>>
File: 1499795918837.jpg (94KB, 600x901px) Image search: [Google]
1499795918837.jpg
94KB, 600x901px
>>182437448
How many Dragon Punches will Bugzy miss? How many of them are Hi-rez's fault?
>>
>>182436768
>implying founder's pack unlocks any of that for you beyond voice pack
>>
I can't download the update the game from steam for some reason. Is there a way to fix this?
>>
>>182437702
>his game version will set dragons fury to last 3 seconds
>when he complains and try to prove, it will magically last 4 seconds
>>
>>182437636
Competitive is usually greyed out on patchday due to the potentially huge server load which may cause problems with your competitive elo.
>>
File: 1498044528755.jpg (20KB, 251x251px) Image search: [Google]
1498044528755.jpg
20KB, 251x251px
>>182437529
>Torvalds shielding each other for additional 40% damage
>>
Androxus is underpowered on the console. Victor and Tyra are literally aimbots.
>>
>>182437813
re start
>>
File: faceofdeath.jpg (49KB, 366x372px) Image search: [Google]
faceofdeath.jpg
49KB, 366x372px
>tfw used to play BK w/o accelerant
>mfw reworked accelerant is actually a buff for me
>>
File: ss+(2017-07-12+at+07.39.03).png (12KB, 448x369px) Image search: [Google]
ss+(2017-07-12+at+07.39.03).png
12KB, 448x369px
Leave picking Lian to me.
>>
>>182437884
andro buffs when?
>>
>>182437962
im new to the game! its different on console. the aim assist makes everybody retarded easy
>>
>>182437907
wew
>>
File: .jpg (82KB, 915x837px) Image search: [Google]
.jpg
82KB, 915x837px
>>182437962
Soon
>>
Wheres that anon with the 187 chests?
>>
File: eM2PlfU.jpg (62KB, 534x800px) Image search: [Google]
eM2PlfU.jpg
62KB, 534x800px
>>182437884
Androxus is underperforming at all levels of gameplay.
>>
>>182438009
and i was joking about lo rez making updates to console and aplying that to PC, andro is the top flank on PC.

>>182438058
kept us waiting, huh :^)
>>
>>182438058
The problem isn't even that Andorxus sucks, just that people suck with him. Most can't aim with his revolver, and then if they can, they can't effectively use his movement options and then just use his reversal as a panic button.
>>
>You will be able to gain gold and experience by playing against bots after level 13
I didn't though
>>
>>182438949
real patch hours :----DDDD
>>
>>182438949
I swear to god if they revert that change I will hunt them down and feed them shit.
>>
What the fuck is up with the god damn training mode right now? The game registers my damage after 2 seconds it hits the target and this was like that since before the patch i have 15 fucking assists and no kills and i am playing maeve.
>>
>>182438058
>People dont play seris despite her being the most broken healer in the game
>People choose buck over andro and lex
Holy shit the playerbase is legit retarded
>>
>>182439279
No. Shitters play Andro too much because he's the signature edgelord. That's why his RW is so low.
>>
>>182439279
It's more likely that they got picked more often resulting in a low winrate because the playerbase is retarded. Which would explain why Pip and Androxus is at the bottom. Most shitter pick them(and they're available for free).
>>
>>182439279
Yeah, tou are the retard master, those are win rates, you dumb.
>>
>>182439234
Also i realized i couldn't triple jump at the begginning of the game but now i can. (With maeve)
>>
https://twitter.com/Karulox/status/884577430140276736
For once a latam shitter was useful.
>>
>>182439478
noice
>>
File: maeve trash.png (226KB, 800x846px) Image search: [Google]
maeve trash.png
226KB, 800x846px
Lian is going to be hard for me to play because my aim is horrid.
>>
>>182439610
Lian is horrid too so it's a perfect match.
>>
>>182439610
Build around Alacrity and Swift Jade (?) 4, that card that gives you 2s CD per enemy hit with Valor.
>>
>>182439630
Really? Some people are having a hard time at least. https://www.reddit.com/r/Paladins/comments/6mth4i/lian_nerfs_when/
>>
Wow this game really became unplayable i wont touch it unless the next patch fixes all this horseshit.
>>
>>182439881
bye, don't come back.
>>
>>182439639
I'll look into it, that seems fun even if it's not that effective.
>>
>>182440041
>being this much of a white knight
enjoy paying for dem crystals and that founders pack goy.
>>
>>182440185
>complaining about losing 15 crystals
What third-world country are you from?
>>
File: 1491365891437.jpg (8KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]
1491365891437.jpg
8KB, 225x225px
>when you're free to play and have every champion and people are still bitching about crystals and founders packs
>>
>>182440319
>still sucking hi-rezs cock
enjoy paying 12.500 gold to new characters :^)
i hope hi-rez will go all on into this horsehit until you cocksuckers beg for them to lower the prices.
>>
>>182440398
lol, look at this poorfag
>>
>>182440398
the prices arent a problem for people who actually spend their time playing the game instead of making useless posts
sub 1k elo kids
>>
>>182440398
> :^)
Kill yourself. I would take this over having to grind for a week to make a good loadout anyday.
>>
>Play an awesome game
>Win 4-3
>Now there is an ongoing black screen that doesen't go away
>And i hear 30 SECOND REMAINING
What went wrong?
>>
>>182440784
Servers are down
http://status.hirezstudios.com/

>Playing on patch day
>>
>>182440902
I just want to play vs AI

;_;
>>
>>182440675
But 12k is a lots for a mediorce hero tho. I rather buy 5 chests with it.
>>
File: Immagine.jpg (192KB, 873x699px) Image search: [Google]
Immagine.jpg
192KB, 873x699px
JUST
>>
>>182441339
then buy the fuckin chests nigga are you retarded?
>>
>>182441339
Dont buy her then lol
>>
>>182440675
12k gold is just too much for a new hero. I would be fine with the price if they unlocked some characters for free and balanced it though. There are five fucking free damage champions while there are only one of each of the other categories.
>>
>>182441406
>it's overpriced
>just ignore it
10/10 argument.
>>
>>182441562
the price wouldn't matter if you don't like it
>>
>>182441443
i would have to agree about starter champions, they need to have at least two of each type of champion, i dont know why that isnt how it is already
and people always complain about people instalocking damage/flank, i wonder why
>>
>pick fernando win not pick fernando not win palatards??
>>
File: grooveh.png (812KB, 1280x1811px) Image search: [Google]
grooveh.png
812KB, 1280x1811px
>>182436157
not so threadly reminder, that Drogoz is still, STILL the best Husbando.

All of your waifus and husbandos are nothing compared to him, to his sweet scales, to his thick tail, to his nice, strong chest, to his beauty overall.
>>
>>182441702
>tfw no chinese drogoz skin who is a bit more benevolent
>>
>>182441562
hmm, a choice between a champ I don't like or chests that I want.

What a tough choice. How will I ever pick?

You are retarded.
>>
File: DEiWH69UwAAr9By.jpg (126KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]
DEiWH69UwAAr9By.jpg
126KB, 1024x768px
lore?
>>
>>182441990
:OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>182441990
Great, like if we needed another girl to be Zhin's sex slave
>>
I guess hirez also felt the ddos?
>>
>>182442090
>implying Zhin isn't Maeve sex slave
>>
>>182442207
forums seem to be down, yeah
blizzard ddosing us smfh
>>
File: 1480525209339.jpg (187KB, 544x809px) Image search: [Google]
1480525209339.jpg
187KB, 544x809px
This is Ying.
She is my wife.

She has been target of several upsetting rumours lately, more than usual in fact.
I must ask you to ignore them! They are all the result of disrespectful people wanting to unjustly stain her name by creating such fake stories, and of course, they are all lies.
I can give you my word that she is a fair and justice-driven girl! She would never act in the name of evil! How could I not love her?
>>
>>182442460
you're late.
>>
>>182442460
Your wife is a shit healer
>>
File: YingSC.png (114KB, 492x666px) Image search: [Google]
YingSC.png
114KB, 492x666px
>>182442549
I was asleep.

>>182442581
Don't be rude, she tries her best.
>>
I have not been in /palg/ for a while now. What did I miss?

While I am at it, why did Buck get even more cucked by Lo-Rez this patch?
>>
>>182443765
They'll buff him again when they make a new skin for him.
>>
File: lol.jpg (49KB, 448x425px) Image search: [Google]
lol.jpg
49KB, 448x425px
>>182443914
>
>>
>>182441990
>Zhin, the only evil character is giving Maeve a piggyback
Either Maeve is going to become his sex slave, sold for bodyparts or Zhin gets a redemption arc.
>>
can log in but do shit
>>
>>182441665
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/7/74/Princess_VGS_Emote_A.ogg
>>
>>182443765
>While I am at it, why did Buck get even more cucked by Lo-Rez this patch?
You have to buy cauterize against him and such concept is too difficult for most of the playerbase.
>>
>>182441990
Goddamn it Zhin, don't make Maeve your loli sex slave.
>>
>gained 10 levels
>didn't get any chests for it

nice job lo shit
>>
>>182445309
send a support ticket
>>
Hello, where are the panties shots?
>>
>>182442460
Did you procure her services through the same intermediary Zhin uses, or did you pursue an alternative business arrangement?
>>
>>182441990
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
>>
File: Q56999945.jpg (62KB, 267x278px) Image search: [Google]
Q56999945.jpg
62KB, 267x278px
>>182441990
>tfw you develop alopecia and your boss immediately replaces you
>>
>>182441990
>stone keep
I think it's probably just another one of those promotional cinematic
Like that Ruckus one
>>
File: 1499781639322.png (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
1499781639322.png
1MB, 1920x1080px
>>182445974
Last thread
>>
>>182446264
What do you mean?
>>
>>182442460
whore
>>
>>182440398
>Th-They didn't do what IIIIII wanted!!!
Happy birthday, small child. Trick or treat!
>>
File: sausage.png (307KB, 733x342px) Image search: [Google]
sausage.png
307KB, 733x342px
ahahahaha
>>
File: rfwefsdf.png (2MB, 1722x792px) Image search: [Google]
rfwefsdf.png
2MB, 1722x792px
first chest
>>
When are they announcing the new Seris skin? I thought they said they'd reveal it at Dreamhack.
>>
>>182447705
you're lucky

I got fucking sprays
>>
>>182447705

Am I the only one that thinks the Dire Worlf skin is ugly? Inara's is really well done, but that one seriously looks bad.
>>
>>182447397
Stop at once.
>>
Anyone got the reveal schedule at Dreamhack?
>>
>>182447965
First link in the OP.
>>
File: vampire.png (344KB, 1200x800px) Image search: [Google]
vampire.png
344KB, 1200x800px
Hope is fading....
>>
>>182448105
There's a datamined "Devil" champion, though that's still too far away.
>>
>>182448105
don't give up yet anon
astro might be a space vampire for all we know
>>
I don't think I can stress enough how much I like the new Tinkerin Legendary for Barik. He basically plays exactly how I want now.
Also what do you think of the new Over The Moon Evie? I personally like it better than the old Reprieve because it just wasn't that fun to use even if it was super strong.
>>
>>182448037
There's nothing about Astro or the new map or Ruckus reveal though
I swear i saw something like that here
>>
>>182448219

I really liked the old Tinkerin desu, I haven't played yet today though so we'll see

Being able to headshot nerds for 900 was juicy af.
>>
>new test map is onslaught

just fucking kill me now jesus christ
>>
>>182447669
wait what
>>
>>182441990
Confirmed; Zhin adopted Maeve
>>
File: cUuEYeg.gif (3MB, 300x270px) Image search: [Google]
cUuEYeg.gif
3MB, 300x270px
Is lian the most uninspired champion ever? Literally all of her abilities are "fire a shot that deals x damage".
>>
>>182448668
wait nvm
seems to be a graphical error
still spooked me tbqh
>>
Playing some Lian and testing some of her archbuilds. So far the easiest and wombocombo build is the default legendary and Swift Jade 4. You dash-Valor-Dash for a team wide 1.2k and you can tack on a 800 on top of the chain to instant kill most squishies not to mention get a ton of eliminations to feed your CD reduction and Kill to Heal.

Sniper build is slightly worse since the times that people line up is super rare. Obviously I go with CD reduction on hits and elimination but I feel like I'm a budget Kinessa even when I'm landing it with the plus side is that I got an 800 Damage autoaim for incase a flanker get to me.
>>
>>182448785
Her kit sucks, she's boring to play, and she's shit tier. It's hilarious
>>
>>182448785
>>182449091

She would be if not for the Burn Cards and her metric fuckton of CD reduction abilities. She can easily apply caut juice on everyone on the enemy team constantly or wipe the map of deployables in 1 wombo combo and rain constant artillery wrecker if they are 2 tanks. She's basically Lex and Kinessa rolled into one champion if you never miss.
>>
>>182448148
WHERES MY INSECT CHAMP LOWREZ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>Hi-Rez: it's too easy to gain essence! players don't know what to do with it!
>add essence to quests (my win 3 quest got changed to win 6 and gain 1000 essence)
>add essence to login rewards
>remove 15 crystals a week

What am I supposed to do with all this fucking essence? Go fuck yourself, Hi-Rez.

By the time they release this game I won't even want to log in daily.
>>
File: 1.png (93KB, 800x480px) Image search: [Google]
1.png
93KB, 800x480px
>>182448258
They must have removed it and the version I was seeing is probably the cached version.
No sweat. I got sleeppyy to pull up the link on his stream the other day. Here's the schedule.
>>
>want to support Hi-Rez™ and Paladins: Champions of the Realm™ by buying crystals
>there is absolutely nothing I want

they need to add like, a skin that gives Willo hair or something.
>>
>>182448492

Damn I don't really like this at all. I predict I'm going to be doing on average less damage than I did before the Tinkerin change.
>>
>>182449298
I want a spider-girl
>>
File: 2.png (83KB, 800x480px) Image search: [Google]
2.png
83KB, 800x480px
>>182449335
2nd and 3rd day. Really nothing much other than community skin reveal and path to HRX. The rest are sponsored stuffs.
>>
File: 999999999999356.jpg (235KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
999999999999356.jpg
235KB, 1280x720px
it's another Hirez fucks up compeltely unrelated content when they give an update episode, someone change the channel
>>
https://twitter.com/IGN/status/885151786557886464
Next cinematic.
>>
>>182449217
That sounds fun to play against. Nerf cries when?
>>
>>182449818
>maeve and lex helping eachother
>>
>>182449818
aw
that wasn't a cute piggyback ride
>>
>>182448219
post tinkering loadout, I've only ever used architectronics.
>>
>>182449818
lol, why are all these trailers SFM tier shit
>>
>>182449818
So, Andro and Zhin are on the same team since they are both against the Lex.
The Maeve is in the same team as the Lex since she fought against the Zhin.
But then when the Andro ults the Maeve runs away.
so....Friendly fire?
>>
>>182449818
boring
i liked the goofy ruckus one
>>
>>182449217
These post are still funny, I wonder how long they'll last
>>
>>182449217
I like the direction Hi Rez has apparently taken with Lian and Zhin, which is to design characters with somewhat boring or underwhelming default kits but include a bunch of interesting/powerful cards that allow you to really amp certain abilities if you choose to stack your focus on an aspect of their kit. Character customization is mostly what brought me here, so I really dig that shit.

Unrelated, but is siege shield spam viable yet?
>>
>>182439816
Pretty much every champion on release regardless how good they are is like that, people don't know how to play against it so they die to a lot of cheeky shit that won't work in a months time.
>>
WHEN ARE THEY SHOWING THE NEW GUY
>>
>>182450105
>Low-Rez
>>
>>182450567
Tomorrow. After the first match, which begins in 7 AM EST.
>>
File: 1499731040350.png (25KB, 802x759px) Image search: [Google]
1499731040350.png
25KB, 802x759px
>>182450647
>Tomorrow
thanks
>>
>>182441398
Wait, what?
>>
Nando is still the worst tank in the game next to Torvald, this Fireball buff didn't solve anything.
>>
>>182450647
>tfw it's 5am on my local time
I can't be bothered man. I might wake up to leave the stream running and go back to sleep.
>>
>>182450780
You're wrong and you should be ashamed of yourself.
>>
I'm still not getting rewards from playing training matches
>>
File: 200_ mad.jpg (52KB, 600x884px) Image search: [Google]
200_ mad.jpg
52KB, 600x884px
>>182449818
>lowrez promoting 2 flanks per team
>>
File: 1496429539607.jpg (166KB, 1200x960px) Image search: [Google]
1496429539607.jpg
166KB, 1200x960px
This is Ash, she is my girlfriend.
She abuses me on a daily basis, send help.
>>
I got some work finally so I'll test live festive chest.

>Inara Skin
>Inara Spray
>Tyra Skin
>Inara Spray
>Merrymaker Set (only needed VP though)
>Tyra Weapon
>Tyra Spray

And I had the rest from xmas.
>>
>>182450780
I guarantee this post was written by a person who always heads directly to the objective via the shortest route possible and immediately attempts to contest it irrespective of how many enemy players are there or what the rest of their team is doing.
>>
>>182451350
>a strong independent wymin character without a stupid haircut
What went so right?
>>
>>182450978
I tried 1 game earlier and it gives me gold and exp. (I'm lvl 46)
>>
>>182451436
>without a stupid haircut
what did he mean by this?
>>
>>182451436
no idea but thank fuck. I hate those stupid haircuts like Zarya's and Sombra(or that Crusader chick from HotS/Diablo3) fuck those haircuts.
>>
>>182451439
What game mode did you play on? I only played on Onslaught matches.
>>
>>182451436
anon she literally still has a stupid haircut
>>
>>182451573
You mean like Tyra's?
The best thing from her new skin is probably how it's actually a nice, normal haircut.
>>
>>182451624
Siege
>>
Give Ash loadout please
>>
>>182451778
Tyra's a cute because it has a ponytail.
>>
Reminder that you should laugh at any retard that says PTS bugs don't get fixed because no one reports them.
>>
>>182452189
Don't be an enabler. Meme shaved heads are terrible regardless.
The cutest girls have lush and beautiful haircuts. This is the patrician way.
>>
How do we fix Drogoz without alienating the thousands of Drogoz mains that were carried by their champ's auto-aim abilities and retarded mobility that fixes any positioning errors they make?
>>
>>182452684
That sounds sexist.
>>
>grover is now the highest DPS hero in the game even at mid range

alright then
>>
>>182452730
>no cc immunity while ulting
>if stunned/hooked/spooked loose 50% ult
>loose all ult on miss
>>
>>182452951
Your face is sexist.
>>
>>182452730
rework the card that reduces the cooldown of spit fire when hitting enemies
increase spitfire's cooldown to at least 14 seconds
give it actually functioning damage fall off instead of 900+ damage at the very edge
>>
>>182453053
literally shaking from your post
>>
>>182452730

Is this a serious question?

Gee, I dunno anon. Maybe you could give his abilities the same amount of damage and radius as every other hero in the game instead of twice as much?

It sure is a fuckin' mystery.
>>
>>182452730
make salvo deal progressively less damage with successive shots on the same target
it'd still be able to lay some damage over a wide area for dismounting or finishing off real low health targets and it would still tear through single large shields
it would only lose out on the ability to unfairly burst down lower max health characters like cassie, Evie, and Androxus when turning a corner to them
>>
>>182453279

On one hand, we have every other ability in the game dealing 400-800 damage in a small to moderate radius.

On the other hand, we have Drogoz with two abilities that deal 1000-1500 damage in a an area that covers Texas.

Notice any difference? Hm? It's subtle, I know. You have to look really closely. Squint if you have to. You'll get it eventually, I know it.
>>
>>182453742

If your answer was THEY DEAL WAY MORE FUCKIN DAMAGE AND HAVE A LARGER RADIUS, I'm afraid you're incorrect.

The correct answer was actually C, NERF BUCK.
>>
>>182452730
Make his ult only happen once per round.
>>
Holy shit Lian is so __fun__. First game with her and got 110k dmg while others are only around 50k.
>>
>>182451436
She has a stupid haircut but still manages to be cute so it's kind of forgiven
>>
>>182452215
How do they manage to break so much shit between patches?
>>
>Lian has a normal looking face

What game am I playing here? Have I ventured into some alternate realm where someone on the model team isn't still in high school?

I hope whoever did this shit updates the old heroes, especially Evie and Cassie.
>>
File: h4RPcDT.png (1MB, 1486x834px) Image search: [Google]
h4RPcDT.png
1MB, 1486x834px
>>182454494
You sure about that anon?
>>
File: bravolowrez.png (105KB, 952x712px) Image search: [Google]
bravolowrez.png
105KB, 952x712px
>>
>>182454745
rip Makao. Never stood a chance.
>>
File: THICC.jpg (64KB, 340x530px) Image search: [Google]
THICC.jpg
64KB, 340x530px
WHY THEY ARE RELEASING SO MANY SEMEN DEMONS IN A ROW?

How is the fire sword chinese guy? i havent played in 1-2 months
>>
>>182454745
you have a dude with 789 games played, clearly it's balanced :^)
>>
File: 1493838569922.jpg (52KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
1493838569922.jpg
52KB, 500x500px
>>182452983
>try him out
>1100+ damage axes
>>
>>182454908
Because rule34 content makes for pretty good marketing.

except for Battleborn
>>
>>182454908

Pretty fun, but you REALLY need to be careful of your cooldowns.
>>
>>182454908
Fuck off retard
>>
>>182454908
This kind of outfit is underated.
>>
>>182454908
he's really annoying and not good at killing things
>>
>>182455243
thighs are underrated
>>
>>182454852
It was a slaughter
we won tho
Im the Makoa
>>
>>182455005
>>182452983
Kinessa is legit worseless now because grover can do it better. kek
>>
starting a smurf...anyone want some free wins against bots?
>>
Do Lian's legendaries work? Because I'm trying them in the shooting range and only one works
>>
File: drybear.jpg (9KB, 381x71px) Image search: [Google]
drybear.jpg
9KB, 381x71px
Really gets the gears going.
>>
Is it just shooting range or does the Lians ult no longer do more then 50% reset when killing mutiple targets?
>>
>>182455489
Thanks dog japan is showing us the light.
Now if we could have a zettai ryouiki Ying.
>>
>>182455798
Lots of legendaries doesn't work in the shooting range
>>
>>182455798
I think only the first legendary you pick works in the shooting range. You have to exit and repick.
>>
>>182456063
it stacks, so if you kill 2 people you can ult again.

>>182455910
If you haven't bought it, you have yourself to blame.
>>
>>182449303
Buy all the cards of actual and future champions?
>>
it is better to finish your loadout first or the legendary card?
>>
>>182456938
Some people already have that. They should really make the login reward go back to crystals if you have every card unlocked. Then it's incentive to buy every card, which will either drain essence or make people use crystals to enchant chests.
>>
>>182452730

include a training tutorial on how to aim for other players
>>
File: Question.png (304KB, 722x768px) Image search: [Google]
Question.png
304KB, 722x768px
>>182449818
>Zhin protecting Andro
Damn, is Andro a sex slave too?
>>
>>182457167
they should make the login rewards an option. Like:

Day 1-5: gold/essence
Day 7: crystal/essence

You might ask, who the fuck would pick essence over crystal? no one ofc, but some people still doesn't get that because "t-think of the newbies!"
>>
>>182451350
greatly underrated post
>>
>>182458310
>muh 15 crystals
>>
>>182457554
Are you implying people should get good? What the heck, I'm literally shaking rn
>>
>>182458582
if you think 1k essence is more valuable(or even of equal value) than 15 crystals, you might have brain damage.
>>
>>182451350
I want to embarass ash by rubbing her muscles!
>>
for an essence dump, they should add the ability to buy up to five weekly lottery tickets for 10k essence where you obtain a unique skin if you win

then we can see how retarded the playerbase is
>>
>>182458897
It's arguably more. The only way to turn crystals into essence is to buy chests with it (or enchant chests), and that's only worth more when the RNG likes you.
>>
File: newscreenplusvsaiexp.png (2MB, 1178x1126px) Image search: [Google]
newscreenplusvsaiexp.png
2MB, 1178x1126px
>>182456950
Depends how significant the card is, arguable on this patch it matters the least it has in a while.

I went from having enough essence for the next two champions to the next 3, with the daily rewards I'll probably never have to grind for essence again to have 100% of the content and new players won't have an issue at all collecting the good shit. Great change, just really sucks for those who already have tons of essence but.

Also here is new UI and the gain from vs AI, no FWOTD gold but full otherwise it seems (I do have a booster but its trivial)
>>
>>182459841
Or how about the ability to buy mastery skins for 100k essence or something like that? Then we don't need to worry about newbies buying lotto tickets instead of cards.
>>
>>182459860
Look at this idiot.

Chest can be bought with gold. Crystals can only be bought with real money. Crystal will always be more valuable than essence.
>>
>>182460089
Yes, I'm an idiot for being the one who knows how those two things compare, when you obviously don't. By that logic, one crystal is a better reward than a million gold.
>>
DONT PLAY IN A PARTY
When you play in a party, your game crashes.
>>
>>182460515
It's a feature so that you'll solo instead of party.
>>
>Enemies pass in front of my team mates to focus on me and my team mates STILL miss their shots

Holy fucking shit I don't understand, how braindead can you be?
>>
>>182460515
>no more memestacks
OB54 is the best patch yet.
>>
>>182460292
What a retard.

the case here is 1k essence in comparison to 15 crystals. Crystals are more valuable.

Heck even a million gold is useless compared to 15 crystals. You don't get epic skins with gold.

But sure, u smart man, u smart.
>>
How do i enter the ZHIN zone?
>>
File: 1483662342899.gif (59KB, 408x397px) Image search: [Google]
1483662342899.gif
59KB, 408x397px
>>182460515
Oh HiRez, you and your breaking of completely unrelated things never dissapoint.
>>
>>182461059
Make an actual argument instead of just chucking insults. Either "crystal will always be more valuable than essence" because you need to buy them, or there's an amount of free currency that's worth more.
>>
>>182461331
Got your feelings hurt tard?

Fact still remains: 15 crystals > 1k essence.

That's the only argument I need. Because that's is what we have now.
>>
>>182461809
It's arguably more. The only way to turn crystals into essence is to buy chests with it (or enchant chests), and that's only worth more when the RNG likes you. You're saying you'd rather I give you a $1 scratchoff ticket than buy you a pizza.
>>
Dear Lowrez,
Please stop matching me with 4stack and 5stack
Thank you.
>>
Why do you guys even arguing about the free crystal missing.
15 crystals is just so insignificant
Like, if you really want a skin just buy them goddamn
>>
>>182462142
>t. Sangria
>>
>>182462142
We're fighting capitalism, comrade anon. The best way to do that is to totally survive off of welfare.
>>
>>182462142
>50 crystals a week
now
>35 crystals a week

the change is noticeable on a larger scale.
>>
>>182462047
Look at that false equivalency. topkek

Anyone who turns crystal to essence is retarded and deserves to be shot.

Essence can be gained by playing. Crystals can't be gained by playing.

It's like taking away $1 and giving a rice farmer 30 grains of rice.(I can do stupid examples like this too).
>>
>>182462142
Pretty much. Essence being irreverent on the grand scheme of things is way better then a minimum amount of crystals.

It sucks for old school players but they're like <1% of the population. Just buy the gem pack ya fucks
>>
>>182462142
good goy, 15 crystals have been transferred to your account.
>>
>>182462426
Except they're doing more crystal storm events, which will end up with us having more.

>>182462451
I'm sorry I assumed you were capable of understanding analogy. Let's try to put it in simple terms. Some players need essence. 15 crystals does not help them as much as 1000 essence would. You want 15 crystals because you are too cheap to pay a dollar occasionally and too impatient for events.
>>
>The state of Fernando

This is the strongest hes been since veteran days, he also destroys Lian just by looking in her general direction so good time to spam games on him if you want easy wins.
>>
>>182462964
what did they changed on him?
>>
>>182462451
Think of it this way

Players not quitting due to essence grind no longer being full retard > players quitting because grind is shit. Your crappy cosmetic skin has no value if no one can see it. Its a win over the long term for everyone.
>>
File: toonlinkstares.png (31KB, 322x334px) Image search: [Google]
toonlinkstares.png
31KB, 322x334px
You know im fine with Lian being a no skill champ with 2 autoaim skills but can she please not hit me with them half across the fucking map?
Atleast Lex have to get into your face to use his autoaim.
>>
>>182463085
Last patch Flame Lance range got extended so you pretty much fuck up anyone who is near you to the point that if they even think of fighting they'll die 100% of the time, so flanknando is back. On this patch Fireball cooldown went down and the projectile moves faster.

Guys has been slowly creeping up the usefulness scale for a while now but its at the point I'd rather a nando over most FL.
>>
>>182462938
ALL players use crystals to buy skins

ONLY newbies need essence

I'm also sorry that you're retarded.
>>
>>182463645
>screw the new players, i'm too cheap to buy crystals and too lazy to play for them
>>
>>182463113
Then the problem isn't the amount of essence we gain. The problem is the essence system itself.

Now answer me this. Why does the veteran players need to accept this when this essence on login reward is only a cheap fix to a huge problem?

and why do you defend LoRez for it?
>>
>>182460515
>The day the memestacks died.

Based Hi-Rez.
>>
>Give away one chest worth of essence a week
>Increase the prices of every item in the game
>Your drones defend you endlessly
hmm
>>
>>182463701
>too lazy to play for them

Let us all wait for the free crystal weekend that happens twice a year. What a good goy you are.
>>
someone watch shilladay's excuse video over killing mobility in paladins for me. I'd watch it myself but I can't stand him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLMFHNWmpko
>>
>>182464369
Why would anyone do that to themselves
>>
>>182464090
Well, it is well known that 90% of the playerbase are retarded. Unsurprising really that they can't even see they're being duped by LoRez.

Company: "we have decided to give all of our employee complimentary candy every day"

Employees: "yay!"

Company: "but we have deducted $50 from all of your paychecks"

Employee: "yay?"
>>
>>182464236
>no, no, it's the jews that are cheap, not me, the guy who won't drop a penny on a game
>>
Should I buy Ferocity for Grover? It's clearly strong atm, but I can't help but feel that it'll get fixed in a patch or two. It won't take too much to make it a shit leggo again.
>>
>>182463701

The other guy is bad at arguing, and you're bad at thinking.

The point is - they could've lowered the essence prices and added back the level rewards to increase essence gain and reward players for trying new heroes instead of nerfing daily rewards for veteran players by giving them a currency they can't use.

Not that you actually care about the subject. You're just lonely and arguing with people is the only way you've figured out to reliably get people to talk to you.
>>
>>182464565
I'll drop more than a penny when they make the Christmas cannon for Makoa purchasable directly. Until then Alyssa can suck these nuts for all I care. I've already bought the founder's pack.
>>
I like playing simple champions (cassie,ash,zhin)

do i have autism?
>>
>>182464685
You don't seem to care about it much either, given that you still couldn't come up with an argument. Somehow a guy "bad at thinking" came up with something you can't figure out how to argue against, so you too are forced to fall back on insults. Really makes you think.
>>
>>182456950
legendary card definitely
legendary cards typically make significant changes to how a characters functions and the main strengths of their kit where as loadouts typically give slight advantages to match preferences
I say typically because for some characters like Buck or Inara loadouts usually have a larger impact on how you play over legendaries, but for most characters legendaries make the largest impact
>>
>>182464879

>I like playing simple champions

That's nice dear.

>Do I have autism?

Do you have trouble communicating and forming relationships?
>>
the price hike for champion unlocks is bullshit, but people need to fuck off with >muh crystals. it's a f2p game, cosmetics should be behind a pricewall or major grind specifically so that actual gameplay elements aren't. essence being easier to get and cards being reduced in price should be a welcome trade off, if you can look past the fact that you've put 400 hours into a game but won't spend a nickel in it.
>>
Tinkerin is pretty fun

>>182463790
I want players to have access to the important content at a reasonable time, the changes give that.

Crystals means fuck all
>>
>>182465120
But I could save 37 cents per week!
>>
>>182465032
Arguing about his insults instead of his points about essence system needing a fix instead of reducing rewards that every player both old and new can use.

You really are bad at thinking.
>>
>>182465261
Become a man and you'll get a dollar instead of 73 cents.
>>
>>182465549
See, you're still stuck on insults. How can I argue about a point he didn't have?
>>
>>182465032

That's my mistake anon, I wasn't aware we were arguing. Could you tell me what we're arguing about?

From what I understood of your muddled posts;
Your position is that removing essence from daily rewards would punish new players, and the crystals were irrelevant.
His position is that it punishes veteran players who don't need essence, and that the crystals add up.

My point was simply is they could have reverted the system to reward essence from leveling heroes, benefiting both categories of players and punishing no one. If you'd like, I could restate it a different way to make it easier to understand, just ask!
>>
>>182465120
>Talk shit about people wanting their free crystals.
> Doesn't even have a founder's pack.

suck a cock.

>>182465187
Oh please, if you really want that then you'd be better off asking HiRez to lower overall essence cost instead of defending them for such a half assed solution.

Why half assed? because giving away currency like candy is just one step closer to people having too many essence and then we'll go back to what it was before, people having too many of X currency. Which is what started the whole essence system.

Do you get it now? or do you need a fucking diagram?
>>
>>182465718
and see, you're still ignoring his point, proving his insult correct.
>>
>>182465187
>I want players to have access to the important content at a reasonable time
so like before the essence system?
>>
essence is bad
>>
>>182465737
The argument was about if you can compare crystals and essence in value. He said that no amount of crystals is equal to any amount of essence, I say that's wrong, since obviously he'd agree that a large amount of essence is worth more than one crystal.

The bigger point was that both currencies allow you to buy cards, but crystals require you to spend a lot of them on chests that may give you less than 1000 essence. So if the 15 crystals came back, you'd need two weeks to earn the same essence as one now, if you're both lucky and willing to spend them on chests.
>>
crystals are good
>>
>>182465995
That would be ideal, but it ain't happening for reasons that no one is clear on.
>>
who is the most op char on console
>>
>>182466260
Wowee, you're dumb.
The main problem here is the essence system/essence cost itself. If HiRez would just lower them, there would be no need for 1k essence as a 6th day login reward in the first place. Do you understand this?

The Essence system is now so bad that they took away crystals, making it bad for BOTH new and old players alike.

do you get this?
>>
The only real change they did with this patch was lowering the price of cards.

>>182466492
I think I've seen some console people talk about how strong Tyra is on their platform. I know Drogoz is low tier because of the autoaim really fucking up his stuff.
>>
>>182466492
i would bet Skye, she is good against pubs and most of the console players are retarded
>>
Any free essence is cancelled out by the increased gold prices which leads to people having less to spend on radiant chest.
>>
>>182465846
>> Doesn't even have a founder's pack
Did I say that? I'm pretty sure I didn't. I can still acknowledge that upholding an absurdly lengthy grind for gameplay modifiers just so you can lower the price wall on your premium currency is dumb, however. Having perspective is a thing, my guy. Which is specifically why I praised the patch's changes that accomplished this end (increased essence rewards and lowered prices on cards) and critiqued the changes that didn't (dramatic price surge on champions). I've already got all my champs, but I don't feel entitled to the privilege of playing dress up with them.

Keep being a bitter lil shitstain about it though, this way you can look like an underage retard in two arguments instead of just one.
>>
>>182466538
See, you're still opening with an insult, but not even following it with an argument. I'm dumb I guess, but that's not indicated in my posts, it's because I'm clearly not smart enough to realize that I'm "arguing" with someone who can't read.

Try again:

>The argument was about if you can compare crystals and essence in value. He said that no amount of crystals is equal to any amount of essence, I say that's wrong, since obviously he'd agree that a large amount of essence is worth more than one crystal.

>The bigger point was that both currencies allow you to buy cards, but crystals require you to spend a lot of them on chests that may give you less than 1000 essence. So if the 15 crystals came back, you'd need two weeks to earn the same essence as one now, if you're both lucky and willing to spend them on chests.

do you get this?
>>
File: huh.jpg (36KB, 334x400px) Image search: [Google]
huh.jpg
36KB, 334x400px
>tfw Astro will probably look like Sol or Nebula Medusa
>>
File: 1498545817513.jpg (60KB, 550x375px) Image search: [Google]
1498545817513.jpg
60KB, 550x375px
>fearless leader IV
>incinerate IV
this is a war crime
>>
>>182467351
A flamethrower in general is a war crime, anon.
>>
Thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5OXON8vIaA
>>
>>182467634
>not triggering autists so they bump the thread
>>
i want a non-human/non-humanoid champion soon
>>
>>182467964
How about an anthropomorphic human?
>>
>>182466868
That's not the argument, it never way. That's the only point you can argue about so you focus on that instead of the valid point of 15 crystal > 1k essence.

You can try and make yourself sound smart, but the fact of the matter is, you avoid arguments that you can't refute and simply act as if we're arguing about something else.

All you're saying is that if they reduce free essence it'll be hard for people to get essence. All I'm saying is fuck essence, just let people buy cards with gold and give us our 15crystals/week.

Do you get that? or is are we going back to your version of what's happening? if that's the case, don't bother.

>>182466812
It's all the effect of the dumb essence system in the first place. If we have a better system, we don't need to lose 15 crystals/week. If we have a better system, they don't need to give us essence as login rewards and in turn would not need to increase champ cost as a way to limit players to a few champs only(this is the reasoning they gave during the patch preview stream).
>>
File: scylla4.jpg (76KB, 546x546px) Image search: [Google]
scylla4.jpg
76KB, 546x546px
>smite patch notes
>no smite thread
>>
>>182468301
make one
>>
>>182468142
Read the thread before replying to people. I enjoy you trying to tell me what I said though. That tactic doesn't work when we can scroll up.

>instead of the valid point of 15 crystal > 1k essence.
You mean 1k essence > 15 crystal. You're trying to change the topic because you know you can't defend the 15 crystals.
>>
>>182468768
>>182468142

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0ndhlinh1U
>>
>>182468950
Hey, I'll admit I mostly do this to make them rage and don't look much better myself.
>>
File: 1499574962999.jpg (44KB, 331x408px) Image search: [Google]
1499574962999.jpg
44KB, 331x408px
>Ash is probably packed with a fit toned body below that heavy armor

Waiting for skin hirez....
>>
>>182468301
>>182468351
its over jin, last dead died for good like 2-3 weeks ago.

>level 160 is max level now
kek what the fuck, time to come back after 4 months then
>>
Is shield ash any good or is bash still king?
>>
Did they leave the Inara wall cancel reducing the CD in from beta it was that changed?
>>
>>182469278
The new shield is good, but it's still a shield. Wrecker works on it, but it can't do anything to damage resistance.

>>182469247
We won't complain if you smitepost here, but a lot of us don't play it.
>>
>>182469230
lmao what a retard
>>
>>182469187
>I was only pretending to be retarded exdee
>>
>>182469313
Yeah they left it in, they want people to buy the new chest for her skin. They'll fix it after they get some sales
>>
>>182469686
Not what I said. I stand by the argument, the other guy was acting like a kid and was wrong, but I know arguing online makes you look like a fool. But here it's all anon anyways.
>>
>>182467964
How about Sol (male)?

Because knowing Hi-rez, they'll make Astro a male Sol.
>>
>>182468301
>Open stream
>They buffed sunder
>Close stream
>>
>>182470182
I can see something like that but more of a "space elemental", although the mastery skins are going to suck.
>>
>They killed Freya
thanks hirez, you fucking cucks.

Smite is dead and shit.
Hope they just nuke it and focus on sucking dick like they love.
>>
File: Nebula.jpg (289KB, 2056x1446px) Image search: [Google]
Nebula.jpg
289KB, 2056x1446px
>>182470281
Something like Nebula Medusa?
>>
>>182470258
>>182470556
>Hi-Rez can't balance anything
I sure hope no one is surprised.
>>
>>182470740
They removed fatalis, outright instead of balancing it they just removed it.

They could have made it a 2300 gold item with 10% attack speed and 10% movement and keep the passive like it was for YEARS but noo

>we gave it pen because lmao and now we decided to remove the item!! LOL
>>
>>182470687
Yeah, basically that, but then mastery skins are the best recolors instead of the worst.
>>
>>182471042
Didn't they said they made a magical and a mele only fatalis?
>>
>>182471113
Only lasts 4 seconds and can only proc every 30 seconds.

So you get 8 seconds of lets go every minute.
Freya is dead and exclusively Freya because she doesn't have a "lol 2000 damage with 1 ability" like Sol or Chronos.
>>
>>182471042
I haven't played Smite in a long time, but that sounds like the exact same thing they did to Golden Bow too. Hooray for hirez "balancing"!
>>
>>182467964
How about full-catgirl Maeve skin?
>>
>>182471428
They seem opposed to anything like that. Not sure why, furry money still buys stuff.
>>
>>182471428
I'll never forget martini saying "anthropomorphic human", that was hilarious
>>
File: harumph.png (87KB, 241x151px) Image search: [Google]
harumph.png
87KB, 241x151px
>mfw flop king is no longer the floppy king of flopping around and doing floppy things
>>
File: Date with Medusa.jpg (96KB, 419x750px) Image search: [Google]
Date with Medusa.jpg
96KB, 419x750px
Is this the Smite general?
Or are we back at the good old days of /hirezgen/?
>>
>>182471998
We're letting them post here for now. They can stay if they make two futa days a week.
>>
>>182471998
the smite general kicked us out, so we do the same. Fuck off
>>
>>182471998
Nah, we're just watching HiRez putting last nail in in Smite's coffin so we can actually let it go and finally be free
>>
>>182465995
>>182465846

Progression systems has been the standard for close to a decade, I know its retarded and the current system is terrible, I recognize that. But at the moment its pretty close to the old system overall time wise.

For whatever reason having 100% of everything from the get go actually reduces player base, this is one of the few times you can really blame the player. As someone who wants the game to grow so I can keep having strong fun games I want it to be accessible, cosmetic/crystals mean fucking nothing at the end of the day.
>>
So uh

Why are all the default legendaries locked for me?
>>
>>182472460
I think its just a graphical bug, should work fine
>>
>>182472314
Yeah, this is a valid point. It's psychological that people feel more attached to things they worked for than things they have automatically. It sucks, but your average person responds well to it so we all have to live with some progression system.
>>
File: 23525323333.jpg (123KB, 600x979px) Image search: [Google]
23525323333.jpg
123KB, 600x979px
>>182471998
Just post smite things and people will join in sooner or later. Give me a reason to go back to playing that game.
>>
>>182472314
>But at the moment its pretty close to the old system overall time wise.
lol
>>
>>182472262
I'm only concerned about it because Da Ji generated a lot less porn than expected.
>>
>>182472659
>feel attached to pets due to their companionship and the fact they're fucking expensive to maintain
>swap out pokes at the drop of a hat because free pokecare and getting a better one is just a great/ultra ball away
>>
What happened to the smite general anyway
The game seems pretty much alive, looking from youtube views and twitter and shit at least
>>
>>182472262
this, this patch is fucking awful.

Not even memeing, i think this is it.

>increase level to 160
>all this other retarded shit
its over
>>
>>182473069
Think a lot of people moved to discords and the like. Game doesn't seem dead, just fewer people talking about it here.
>>
>>182473069
Nobody posted anymore. Probably people went to discord and/or reddit.
>>
>tfw I liked the previous Tinkerin better than this Tinkerin

I hate projectiles, and I liked headshotting people for 900
>>
>>182473069
people got tired of hirez' shitty patches
>>
>>182473345
Same, but I never really used it. I like having this as an option, though. Sometimes I get stuck on a team where I just know no one will take out the Kinessa who normally wouldn't be a threat.
>>
is lian live yet?
>>
>>182473486
ye
>>
>>182473486
No, she's dead in the dumpster tier.
>>
>>182472771
Its really not that far off. You still needed hundreds of games to have everything even during CB, most cards are low cost.
>>
>new test map is onslaught
>not only that, it's also shit even by onslaught standards

why does lo-rez want my elo to suffer so much
>>
>>182438058
>http://imgur.com/a/0yKPd

And for 2.5K+ ?
>>
File: 8mS65Uk.jpg (59KB, 1090x821px) Image search: [Google]
8mS65Uk.jpg
59KB, 1090x821px
>click on Lian in my champion roster
>Hear her say "Li-AWN"
I realize that Hi-rez can make her name sound any way they want, but the Chinaboo in me is screaming "Li-EN you dumb twat"
>>
>>182444185
This won't not make me mad.

He is the Torv of flanking. Get Caut and hes done.
>>
File: Owlgirl.png (355KB, 600x721px) Image search: [Google]
Owlgirl.png
355KB, 600x721px
>tfw Owl will probably be a boring human and not a qt owlgirl with claws
>>
>>182473910
>pronoucing a as e
nigger what?
>>
>>182452215
They need to nerf those god damn CD cards too.
>>
>>182474106
>owl probably isnt even an owl
>>
>Lian is easily the prettiest female champion so far
>boring ass kit

fuck
>>
>>182473910
Wouldn't it be "Lee-anne" sounding, though? Or is that just too stupid?
>>182474106
>>182474361
>won't even be owl
>will have shitloads of stupid owl puns
Mark my words
>>
>>182473910
The Sinoboo in me killed himself with Zhin.
>>
>>182474106
>>182474361

You think Hi-Rez would waste these magnificent eyebrows?
>>
File: 1499768744464.png (145KB, 473x428px) Image search: [Google]
1499768744464.png
145KB, 473x428px
>Try to update game
>Steam: lol no connection to content servers
WHAT THE FUUUUUCK I JUST WANNA PLAY THE GOD DAMN GAAAAME
>>
File: 144238424859.png (261KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]
144238424859.png
261KB, 1024x576px
>>182474561
yes
>>
File: 1496340489939.jpg (270KB, 1024x1365px) Image search: [Google]
1496340489939.jpg
270KB, 1024x1365px
>>182474380
But you're wrong.
Only on the first point though.
>>
>>182474618
>steam

there's your problem
>>
Can they remove the slow on Inara now? She is trash right now because of it
>>
>>182474561
>make a catgirl
>"oh fuck we forgot to add things to make her a cat"
>add them as a skin
>>
File: great-horned-owl.jpg (591KB, 1024x735px) Image search: [Google]
great-horned-owl.jpg
591KB, 1024x735px
>>182474695

Well, shit.
>>
>>182475197

>Inara is trash

lmao
>>
>>182475197
>these are the players lo-rez is appealing to when they buff frontlines every patch
>>
>>182475645
>the class that suffers the most late-game doesn't deserve buffs
>>
>>182475645
>t.flank player
>>
>>182475915
>it's hard to keep steamrolling the other team when the game is already 3-0, lo-rez pls buff
>>
I'll readily admit that this game's currency system is irredeemable shit and that everything Hi Rez has done in an attempt to address player complaints is a bandaid for something intrinsically broken.

But what is a reasonable solution? You can't exactly put the genie back into the bottle here - essence is a thing that people have ostensibly spent money on, you can't expect to take that away and replace it with stuff you've unilaterally decided to be equivalent without inviting a shitstorm.
>>
>>182475995
>it's hard to take down frontlines when everyone on my team can either shut down their healing or take away their shields with minimal effort, lo-rez pls nerf
>>
>>182474618
Well shit, me too. At least I'm not the only one.
>>
>>182475197
It feels like shit and I don't play her because of it
>>
>>182475995
JUST SHOOT THE HEALER OR DAMAGE HOLY SHIT STOP SHOOTING THE FUCKING TANK.
>>
>>182476030
They probably could put the genie back in the bottle here, but then we'll need a better gold sink again. Just go back to gold prices for cards, give everyone the most generous rate of essence to gold if they used it to buy cards. Then there's no room to complain that you could've bought more with the essence.

Not sure if they want to lose face like that though. They've stood by it for so long.
>>
>>182476162
>>182476279
>just ignore that makoa hooking and 1shotting your team one by one, focus the healer and shields ;)
>just ignore that inara shooting at you while having 50% damage reduction and CC immunity that can't be countered, focus the healer and shields ;)) she's walking slowly so she's weak ;)))))
>just ignore that fernando running behind you team and spamming fireballs, focus the healer and shields ;)))
I know this thread is nothing but sub-2ks but come on
>>
File: a66.png (363KB, 838x911px) Image search: [Google]
a66.png
363KB, 838x911px
>join match
>game crashes in lobby
>deserter
t-t-t-thanks
>>
>>182475574
>>182475645

It feels like trash anyway. Cut it by 50% and its fine but as is you're so heavily punished by attacking its borderline pointless to play her.

Meanwhile Ash got the buff of a life time and will pretty much replace her.
>>
>>182476669
You are fucking retarded, please stop posting and go back to complaining about how OP skye is on reddit
>>
>>182475645
supports and tanks should be overpowered because nobody wants to play the role

if they were all as shit as old gutted Fernando, the game would be even more of a 5v5 damage-flank fiesta
>>
>>182476548
>Dies to tanks
Git gud
>>
>>182476548

What is your team's frontline doing that you don't have any cover?
>>
>>182475197
Inara is so blatantly broken at the moment that I'm forced to assume Hi Rez allowed it through pts so they could sucker people into (a) spending essence on her legendary cards or (b) fishing for her new skin. That or they're trying to make bulldozer meta in the dumbest way possible.

In any event, you really need to take a good hard look at yourself in relation to this game because you are clearly shit at it.
>>
>>182476548
No one is saying ignore them, just to prioritize the people who make them deadlier when it's advantageous to do so, and to realize that caut means the support isn't doing much and wrecker means their shields just melt.
>>
>>182476586
>mfw after all that waiting
>join lobby
>crashes again

thanks low-rez
>>
>>182476828
>supports and tanks should be overpowered because nobody wants to play the role
I don't think this is even worth responding to but here's a (You) anyway

>>182476864
Exact same thing as the other frontliners
At the end of the fight everyone is dead except the frontliners, and the team with the better frontliner/healer comes out on top
>>
>>182476430
There's also the RNG aspect to consider. If you can just craft cards with gold, can you still buy chests? If you can, what happens if you get a duplicate?

I fucking hate RNG but I can accept the fact that it stretches out the value of in-game currency, which is essential for a F2P game like Paladins.
>>
>>182476030

Of course you can, just refund them. Here's what I'd do.

>Simple but lengthy unlock system with gold for F2P players
>Hero Pack unlocks all heroes and cards
>Remove all chests
>Sell cosmetics directly
>Focus on improving matchmaker, server stability, and Competetive system so people actually want to play the game
>Spend the rest of your days in relaxation making new skins, tweaking balance, and introducing new maps while making mad dosh

The simplest systems work best. Sell skins for cheap and make it easy to buy them - there is no greater profit than preying on that "Oh dang, that's cool I want that. Wait, it's that cheap? SHIT I'M GONNA GET THAT. Click. Click. Done." moment.

Congratulations, your game is now wildly profitable.
>>
>>182476870
a-as someone who plays a shit ton of inara i think shes ok
i dont really need to move a whole lot when im holding the point
and I dont chase a whole lot unless its needed so I guess the slowness suits her play style
she is so boring to play though and needs a healer to be viable
>>
>>182477290
That's a valid point. I'm not sure what you do then. If we had some consumable things that could work, but right now that's not even boosters.
>>
>>182476738
Blow me :3
>>
>>182477615

Anon he was saying Inara is brokenly powerful and that guy is terrible at the game if he thinks inara is bad
>>
>>182477678
Ok... Does this feel good? Hnng. c:
>>
>>182477546
>Remove all chests
>Sell cosmetics directly
They will never do that, they talked about him for smite and said that directly purchasable skin didn't make enough money.
>>
1. Remove essence
2. Remove card rarity
3. Let people buy cards with gold again
4. Duplicate cards don't break down into anything anymore
5. You can now use X amount of duplicates to craft a golden card
6. ???
7. Profit
>>
>Bring up ironsights on Viktor
>The targeting reticle is still visible
This bothers me more than it probably should
>>
>>182476030
Just copy HotS' system. Make everything craftable with essence(a lot of essence) but make cards buyable with gold.
>>
File: 20170713034741_1.jpg (256KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]
20170713034741_1.jpg
256KB, 1600x900px
Is Evie dead
This is a lvl 22 Evie
>>
>>182477760
oops
reading comprehension falls to shit when you just woke up I guess
>>
>>182477802
Shoo, bad /palgay/.
>>
>>182478065

I shouldn't think so, no. Might have just been a bad game for them.
>>
>>182478065
>>182478257
They didn't even do that bad.
>>
>>182478048
That might help a little.

>>182477863
>You can now use X amount of duplicates to craft a golden card
I like this more if they make more golden cards available. Maybe they can make extra levels of the sprays or something to keep people going forever without having to add extra bullshit that affects gameplay.

>>182478473
They did okay. Not what you really expect from someone playing her for so long, but level is kind of meaningless, since you could have a negative elo and be level 25.
>>
>>182477834

That's because they're not very smart. I'm sure I'm not alone in saying that if Mal'damba's skin was directly purchasable I'd buy it in a heartbeat. Same for Inara's new skin and a bunch of the valentine's and holiday cosmetics.

But they're locked behind a labyrinthine lottery system that I would never buy into. And what it also does is strongly dissuade me from spending any money in the future, because now I'm convinced they're a scummy company whom I would feel guilty about giving any of my money. Because now I don't feel like the purchases are rewards for me, I feel like it's them swindling me out of my money.

I mean, take a moment and ask yourself - have you ever played a game where people hated the developers as much as they do in this game? Have you ever played a game where the majority of the toxicity in the community is directed not within the community, but at the guys who made it? Have you seen a single fanboy coming out to defend HiRez in any of this?

How much of that do you think would go away in a whiff of smoke if they just one day decided to stop with all the bullshit? I know they'll never actually do it because their CEO is a egotistical lunatic who thinks he's the second coming of Steve Jobs, but christ man.
>>
File: Paladins_2017-07-12_16-36-56.png (457KB, 1558x356px) Image search: [Google]
Paladins_2017-07-12_16-36-56.png
457KB, 1558x356px
but why
>>
When are they going to delete Torvald? I don't think this game has ever had such a champion that is so bad that you actually lose vast majority of games when they're on a team. Not even Gronk in his worst position has been this useless.

Its just sad
>>
>>182478739
>if Mal'damba's skin was directly purchasable I'd buy it in a heartbeat
But you'd be willing to pay 300 crystals for it, while there are whales willing to pay 500 in chests for it.
>>
>>182478739
>I mean, take a moment and ask yourself - have you ever played a game where people hated the developers as much as they do in this game? Have you ever played a game where the majority of the toxicity in the community is directed not within the community, but at the guys who made it?
That's mostly from leftover tribesfags. They have a hateboner for hirez and eternal blue balls. It's sad because Hi-Rez actually treated them pretty well. I still don't understand why they bothered making more updates for T:A unless it was for the PR.
>>
>>182478739
>I'd buy it in a heartbeat
No, you would wait to have enough free crystal to buy it. The only way to make all skin directly purchasable would be to get ride of any way to get free crystal.

> have you ever played a game where people hated the developers as much as they do in this game?
Bitch I played Heroes of might and magic from 3 to 6, you aren't even close of the level of hate heroes fan had toward their developpers.
>>
>>182479131
lol
>>
>>182478739
>where the majority of the toxicity in the community is directed not within the community, but at the guys who made it
not saying much when a majority of players are huehuehues and ruskis who are shit at shooters
I think hirez has the worst community to balance too because they dont know whether to balance champs for the shitters or the non shitters
look at skye and torvald
I mean there arent many f2p games which give the premium currency for free weekly
>>
>>182478739
>have you ever played a game where people hated the developers as much as they do in this game?

you sound like you haven't played that many games
>>
>>182479219
>there arent many f2p games which give the premium currency for free weekly
On PC a lot of f2p games just use dollars for currency (although steam wallet funds may count as premium currency). Mobile games usually do the two currency system more and they tend to do a similar "free currency for 6 days a week, premium for the last one", but they usually charge even more or have things you can't even get by grinding (PvZ 2 is insane).
>>
>>182478950

I guarantee the number of people who just want to buy a few skins for the heroes they like vastly and impossibly outweighs the number of whales who are both stupid enough and have sufficient disposable income to spend that extra 30%.

I mean with a simple system they could literally get the majorty of their playerbase to spend $20-30. Versus 5% of their playerbase spending a lot of money, some of their playerbase spending a little, and most people getting pissed off and spending nothing.

>>182479131

Nigga, I've been playing HiRez games since GA released. When they dropped GA for Tribes, literally just dropped it, I didn't give that much of a shit even though it was my favorite game of all time. They finally got permission to make a game for a franchise they love. When they completely fucked over Tribes, I didn't give that much of a shit because it was mostly just "Jesus christ I have no idea what I'm doing here" sort of mistakes. Incompetence. Smite has made it pretty well so far in avoiding particular amounts of bullshit. The shit with Paladins though is inexcusable. This is actively malevolent shit we've got going on here. This is "Muhahaha I'm so clever, I'm going to exploit these lesser peons into giving me money! Muhuahauhaha! I don't care about the state of the game, fuck it! We'll just abandon it like the others, they already hate us! We have nothing to lose! Huauauaua!" Which wouldn't actually be that offensive if they weren't so goddamn bad at it.
>>
Is this image sexualized?
>>
>>182479801
> I-I didn't really care about tribes but HiRez is being shady

Nice try Tribesfag, fuck off
>>
>>182480026
not enough
>>
>>182480026

Only if you find something sexual about bunnies.
>>
Is this another episode of idiots thinking that paladins has daily login rewards out of the kindness of hirez's heart
>>
>>182480026
The real question is if it's sexualized enough.

>>182479801
You're not really the type I'm talking about. We get the people still angry about Tribes where they've been saying how Smite is totally dead and always has been and it'll really die any day now, and have been saying that since it came out, and they repeat it for everything else.
>>
>>182479534

Nigga, I played Firefall. I played Skyforge. I play Dirty Bomb. I've played games that were literally burnt to the ground by the devs. Never have I encountered a game where the subreddit, which is usually the most carebear happy funtime "Wow this game is so good guys shout out to the devs for doing such a good job :3 show them your support *pomf*" bullshit, and where any sort of criticism is almost unilaterally ignored, is filled with virtually nothing but negative comments about the game and developers. Where people saying they're quitting the game end up getting the most points.

I legitimately cannot recall the last time I heard anyone say anything positive about this game, except maybe "Wow this isn't quite as mind destroyingly terrible as I thought it'd be."
>>
>>182480214
Having a decent amount of crystals included in it is really them being nice. Just having gold would still make people log in all the time.

Although I take that back now that it isn't an even number. 50 meant you don't end up 5 short and have to wait a week or spend 5 bucks for a tiny bit that won't fix you being short again.
>>
>>182480026
Now it is.
>>
File: nbus.png (339KB, 670x970px) Image search: [Google]
nbus.png
339KB, 670x970px
>>182480026
>>
KNEEL
>>
>>182473460
>designated kinessa remover
heh
>>
>>182480624
I find the sub refreshing. I hate subreddits that exist to just jerk off the developers/mods/etc. It's one of the reasons I come here for things. However, I have seen some negative posts there that seemed to be OW players trolling the sub.

>>182481016
I don't recognize that bulge!
>>
>>182481131
It happens. The last test map has that balcony that she can get on, and for some reason I was the only one who would look up and shoot her most games. That leggo would've saved us if it had been an option.
>>
https://twitter.com/PaladinsGame/status/885234975959896064
What did they mean by this
no seriously
>>
>>182474106
I just want it
>>
>>182481335
They're remodeling Ruckus
>>
>>182480624

I mean shit, I even played Battleborn on release. Do you know how many negative posts I saw? None. The closest I saw to a negative post was "They didn't do a very good job with marketing." This shit is bonkers. Did you know in Global Agenda, after a particularly shitty patch unleashed a multidimensional shitstorm, HiRez started closing all threads that were even slightly negative? They literally went and deleted half the posts on the forums to maintain their happy fun time vibe. That's what I remember when I think of the current state of things.
>>
>>182481335

Judging by the bit about stickers, I'd say Ruckus is getting a new skin.
>>
File: 1483807923774.png (201KB, 410x498px) Image search: [Google]
1483807923774.png
201KB, 410x498px
>>182480026
>>182481016
You better stop this instant.
>>
>>182479801
>I mean with a simple system they could literally get the majorty of their playerbase to spend $20-30
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2014-04-09-only-2-2-percent-of-free-to-play-users-ever-pay-report
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.843665-Most-Freemium-Revenue-Comes-From-Less-Than-1-of-Gamers
Except you're wrong, a guy who don't want to spend money on a game will never spend any money no matter what the system is and 10 guys who spend 20-30$ every year to get one skin aren't worth 1 guy spending 50$ every month. That's how F2P work.
>>
>>182481449
>>182481415

A complete rework for the base model, I hope. He's far and away the ugliest champ in the game.
>>
>>182481415
Somehow I expect him to come out even uglier.

>>182481565
Yep, and it sucks for us non-whales who want anything.
>>
>>182481415
inb4 hirez fucks up and he ends up as some dull character.
Actually the worst thing would be if they go so far that his voice and personality just don't fit with whatever model they come up with
>>
File: 1498196704235.png (203KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]
1498196704235.png
203KB, 500x375px
>>182478739
It's all about perspective. Nobody mentions it cost 700 dollars or 3000 games worth of ip to unlock all the lol champions without mentioning masteries and runes. But a free legendary and 5 unlocked load out cards and all champions unlocked for 20 bucks and the kike overlords are pleased.
>>
>>182481576
I bet it's just some small outfit change like Cassie and they'll just resell the old model
But if they're hyping it up like this i hope it's a whole model rework
>>
>>182482342
>without mentioning masteries and runes
Did they ever make that system less bullshit?
>>
Anyone else just getting tons of steam cards off this patch?
>>
>>182482551

Apparently, they're removing grinding for runes entirely. Took them an age and a half, but they finally realized how unpleasant it was.
>>
>>182482698
Surprising given how little content they release now, I barely played that game since s5 and I still have majority of the content.
>>
>>182482698
>finally realized
They always knew
>>
>>182482342
Nobody mentions it except everyone that mentioned it back when ASSFAGGOTS were all the rage.
>>
File: 1493945969427.jpg (1MB, 1984x2582px) Image search: [Google]
1493945969427.jpg
1MB, 1984x2582px
New changes to Ash and Fernando are so good. Feels like I can actually frag at a distance consistently now with Ash and Nando isn't entirely worthless anymore. Too bad about the changes to Crystals because now this will be seen as a shit patch (which is kind of is) even though I like a lot of the changes.
>>
>>182481565

Both of those articles cite the same study, and it doesn't specify what the games are. How much you want to bet it's a bunch of mobile farmville-esque games?

Even if it weren't, it would be skewed horribly by the fact that most free to play games these days are designed specifically with this in mind and automatically reinforce that data.

And even if they weren't, how much you want to bet that 99% includes people who downloaded the game, decided it's boring or bullshit, and then uninstalled it after playing for an hour? If you polled the number of players who log on regularly, do you think you'd get the same figure?

The hilarious thing about all of this is that most of these systems are not designed by the developers. The people who concoct this bullshit have nothing to do with the people who designed the game. Most of that shit is demanded straight from the publishers or intermediaries who funded it. Companies that have no experience whatsoever with videogames are buying into and funding these F2P games. Chicken Comapnies. Chinese business conglomerates. They look at these dumbass statistics and say "Make your game do this or we replace you with someone who will."

In the case of HiRez, it's the masterful retard in chief, Erez Goren, who has a whopping 30% company approval rating.
https://www.glassdoor.com/Reviews/Hi-Rez-Studios-Reviews-E200165.htm#
>>
>>182481576
Ruckus will probably stay the same, but I expect Bolt's model to be reworked to look more 'fantasy-ish'.
>>
>>182483342
>Chicken Companies

Still makes me laugh.
>>
>>182483418

Fuck that noise negro. Bolt is fine, it's ruckus that's the problem. That ugly little Don Cheadle lookin motherfucker needs to be exorcised.
>>
>>182483418
Oh god i hope not
I like the modern fantasy aspect this game have but they're trying to get rid of it for some reason
Like with Cassie's bow or Buck's armor
>>
Holy shit. Tinkering is so dumb. In a good way.
>>
>>182483418
>inb4 Chink update for them both to appeal to our chinese overlords
>>
>>182484823
how so?
>>
>>182484015
Hello, Bolt, hows the ride?
>>
File: RuckusHANDSOME.png (190KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]
RuckusHANDSOME.png
190KB, 800x600px
>>182483418
I hope the only change is that they don't change bolt and make Ruckus EXTREMELY HANDSOME faced... But still a tiny little midget man.
>>
>>182485280
>But still a tiny little midget man.
>hirez remakes ruckus as an ogre with bolt as a backpack
>>
What time is the lan tomorrow?
>>
File: DOODOOODOOODOODOOOOO.png (884KB, 755x772px) Image search: [Google]
DOODOOODOOODOODOOOOO.png
884KB, 755x772px
>>182485280

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
WE CAN REBUILD HIM
>>
>>182485681
6am est
>>
>>182485792
And what time are the reveals?
>>
>>182485097
You can actually kill people with your gun
>>
>>182485913

>>182449335
>>182449596
>>
>>182486018
Holy shit, hi rez cant keep getting away with it.
>>
>>182485786

someone tweet this as a response to the original hirez tweet I don't have a twitter account
guaranteed twitter point things
>>
File: SummerCassie.jpg (79KB, 416x526px) Image search: [Google]
SummerCassie.jpg
79KB, 416x526px
So we can all agree cassie is the bustiest female right?
>>
>>182486234
We need a bust chart.
>>
File: cassie.png (526KB, 416x526px) Image search: [Google]
cassie.png
526KB, 416x526px
>>182486234
Yeah, by far
>>
File: 1492577305830.png (352KB, 490x443px) Image search: [Google]
1492577305830.png
352KB, 490x443px
>>182486234
like, uhn hum, try again, sweety
>>
File: Buck is fine.png (1MB, 1920x726px) Image search: [Google]
Buck is fine.png
1MB, 1920x726px
It's ok guys, Buck is still great. You just need to get used to the change.

CD reduction is king.
>>
>>182486234
>>182486426
Which one gives better milkies?
>>
>>182486415
busted
>>
>>182486496
ying
>>
>>182486672
Don't drag her into this, degenerate.
>>
>>182481507
Why stop? ying looks adorable in a bunny outfit
>>
>>182486234

we have no idea how bad the chest compression ash has to deal with is
>>
>>182486496
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM into the abyss!
>>
>>182486234
Who else managed to get their last 15 crystals yesterday?

Also should I go for this skin my dick is saying yes but I also want to open some winter chests
>>
>>182486894
Ying loves milking men.
>>
>>182487167
Do you play Cassie?
>>
>>182449818
Why does hi-rez even bother with animations if they're so bad?
>>
File: 1456532986043.png (463KB, 500x621px) Image search: [Google]
1456532986043.png
463KB, 500x621px
>>182486426
What the heck did you just say about me, you little honey bun? iI’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cutie Patooties, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret tweets on Daddy Trump, and I have over 300 confirmed snookims. I am trained in butter biscuits and I’m the top sweetie in the entire US sugar doodles. You are nothing to me but just another Daddy. I will cuddle you the heck out with warmth the likes of which has never been felt before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that dookie doo to me over the Internet? Think again, cutie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Mommies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the huggie wuggies, deary. The huggies that wipes out the silly little thing you call your meanie doodles. You’re in trouble, Daddy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can tweet you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in butter boops, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Cutie Wooties Fruity Tooties and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your widdle face, you little cutie pie. If only you could have known what huggie wuggies your little “tweetie weetie” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your mouthy wouthy. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, honey buns. I will wiggle woop all over you and you will drown in it. You’re really sweet, honey.
>>
File: awew.png (1MB, 1310x691px) Image search: [Google]
awew.png
1MB, 1310x691px
>I wonder how Ferocity is on this patch
>oh

It was one of those games vs another team in a low elo party but still kind of hilarious. I generally forget how good crippling throw is without the root, it shouldn't make a different but it sure as fuck feels like it. Ying can't do her "hurr durr im gud look at me spam F" bullshit.

Then you get those idiots who take 3 axes to the face cross map, god bless.
>>
https://twitter.com/PaladinsGame/status/885257842093170688
New map
>>
File: 1471285394644.jpg (141KB, 534x820px) Image search: [Google]
1471285394644.jpg
141KB, 534x820px
>>182487309
Refrain from posting such disgusting and false information about my girl ever again.
>>
>I'm out for the whole day tomorrow
>can leave the the stream running but any fuck up by hi rez will break it and I'm not here to refresh
I'm seriously contemplating downloading some remote access app
>>
>>182488383
you're not gonna get jack shit anyway man
>>
>>182486426

unless that swim top is padded I think bird girl still wins the breast contest
>>
>>182488456
I already have blood moon cassie
>>
>>182488383
You can use Chrome to do that pretty easily and TeamViewer is almost as easy.
>>
>>182451436
>without a stupid haircut
>literally shadow the hedgehog meets rainbow dash
She's the epitome of autism.
>>
>>182487424
i feel the funnies reading this
>>
>>182487681

Nice! Wonder if launching someone into that molten outpoor is possible and/or fatal.
>>
>>182489912
Hah! That's crazy man! Wow, launching someone into there MUST be fatal! Haha! yeah!
>>
>>182488383
From what I've heard you only need to be logged into the chat.
>>
>>182489912
>>182490081
vrum vrum?
>>
>>182488383
>>182490571
Yeah just keep twitch tv/paladinsgame/chat open and you'll get drops
If you don't believe me, Chrome Remote Desktop is braindead easy to use
>>
>>182491001
>>182490571
>>182488708
Thanks. I still downloaded teamviewer just in case.
>>
>>182486428
Any champion is good against shitters.
>>
File: Bulge King.jpg (37KB, 204x205px) Image search: [Google]
Bulge King.jpg
37KB, 204x205px
>>182481016
What's this?
>>
File: Androxus.png (133KB, 325x325px) Image search: [Google]
Androxus.png
133KB, 325x325px
This is now an Androxus thread. Post Androxus.
>>
>>182492363
fuck off androxus
>>
Does KNEEL still go through shields?
>>
File: WOKE.gif (67KB, 465x398px) Image search: [Google]
WOKE.gif
67KB, 465x398px
>>182492363
No
>>
>>182492363
suck a dick
>>
File: Lian.png (400KB, 800x693px) Image search: [Google]
Lian.png
400KB, 800x693px
>>182492363
Fuck off, now post Lian.
>>
>>182492951
why does it look like she has down-syndrome here
>>
File: 23424324434.png (75KB, 201x198px) Image search: [Google]
23424324434.png
75KB, 201x198px
>>182492951
No, post nigger Ying
>>
File: Untitled.png (94KB, 259x346px) Image search: [Google]
Untitled.png
94KB, 259x346px
>log in
>suddently level 107
>receive 30 loot boxes
what's up with this shit
>>
>>182493172
*10 actually, I already had 20 boxes
>>
>>182493172
>>182493357
they reduced the XP needed for levels
>>
File: Fernando and Andro.png (65KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]
Fernando and Andro.png
65KB, 800x600px
>>182492363
Here, I made this drawing for you, Amigo
>>
>>182493458
perfect
>>
>>182493458
bretty noice
>>
File: bust chart.jpg (917KB, 1456x2220px) Image search: [Google]
bust chart.jpg
917KB, 1456x2220px
>>182486372
i tried
>>
>>182494080
Snakes don't have boobies.
Put her next to Maeve.
>>
File: 1447706994218.jpg (303KB, 560x560px) Image search: [Google]
1447706994218.jpg
303KB, 560x560px
>>182494080
VENOM
SACS
>>
File: Capture.png (561KB, 435x728px) Image search: [Google]
Capture.png
561KB, 435x728px
>>182494080
Maeve isn't completely flat despite the memes. She's at least on par with Inara.
>>
>>182494080
wait,the snake is female?
>>
>>182494614
Isn't she like, 13?
>>
>>182494905

Mal'damba refers to her as a "good girl".
>>
>>182494969
No, people just think she's underage because she's short.
>>
is 'le turn into ice block and run away girl' balanced now?
>>
>>182495052
God damn malnutrition am I right?
>>
File: 1499592017825.jpg (10KB, 200x211px) Image search: [Google]
1499592017825.jpg
10KB, 200x211px
>play counter zhin
>easily win duels and get double kills

fun
>>
File: 1470559285533.gif (833KB, 350x497px) Image search: [Google]
1470559285533.gif
833KB, 350x497px
lian isn't particularly strong but she's fun as fuck to play

hitting shots and chaining abilities correctly to drain someone's health in half a second is so satisfying
>>
>>182495309
>be Zhin, Destroyer of the Abyss of the Shadow of Darkness
>get Counter Card
>walk up to enemy frontliner alone
>counter 50 times because entire enemy team fire at you
>kill enemy frontliner
Lmao
>>
>DHURG PLAY SOME CHAMP
>DURR COUNTER
That's you guys, that's how retarded you sound, fuck you guys
>>
Hey guys, I've been thinking, I look kind of like Sha Lin, cute little lanky asian twink, and there's this big burly guy in my gym who kinda looks like Fernando who's obviously into me, keeps complimenting me, grabbing my ass, should I just go for it and let him bareback me?
>>
GOD
>>
File: 1485519903350.gif (42KB, 192x224px) Image search: [Google]
1485519903350.gif
42KB, 192x224px
>>182496062
This ain't my Paladins videogame.
>>
People who pick Seris and don't heal deserve to be executed.
>>
So what do you guys like to do while queueing?

Oh wait there are no queue times because matchmaking just throws people of any skill level together after 30 seconds.
>>
This lian is cassie tier - you need good aim. Meanwhile lians with 15-50k dmg everywhere.
>>
File: Zhin and his sex slave.png (927KB, 1280x1157px) Image search: [Google]
Zhin and his sex slave.png
927KB, 1280x1157px
Is it the /palg/ay hour?
>>
Hey, who's the coolest, toughest and deadliest flank? Vote now, kitten! http://www.strawpoll.me/13421439
>>
>>182496803
I don't know, why don't you come over and find out? ;)
>>
>>182496803
No.
Sod off.
>>
>>182496547

people who have strong opinions on video games need to realign their emotional priorities
>>
>>182496821

Funny, I'm not seeing the option for __Pip.
>>
>>182497487
fuck off stop forcing this meme
>>
Just played a weird game where there was no UI, couldn't pick a legendary or items. Somehow still won, but instead of the rewards screen it just faded to black and I can hear other people jumping around and shooting.
>>
>>182496596
Is she basically a better cassie with autoaim and a ult?
>>
>>182496803
Why the long face, Zhin?
>>
File: 86390424723478.png (69KB, 196x182px) Image search: [Google]
86390424723478.png
69KB, 196x182px
>>182496803
Man those are some fucking ugly faces.
>>
>>182497776
i wouldnt say shes necessarily better than cassie but maybe around the same level, they can both be hyper aggressive with their dash and can snowball hard if the enemy team doesnt know how to handle you
>>
>>182497447
You can get on the execution pile too.
>>
>>182496821
I would vote but I can't pick multiple options also buff Maeve Hi Rez.
>>
>>182465118
>Do you have trouble communicating and forming relationships?
Not him but I have some. Should I see a medic?
>>
File: 1477731407732.png (42KB, 146x316px) Image search: [Google]
1477731407732.png
42KB, 146x316px
Sometimes I wish the post-game scoreboard didn't exist so I wouldn't have to look at this shit
>>
>ash literally gets a bleep censor on the match start

i am rock hard
>>
>>182499256
i thought i was just imagining that
>>
File: 267181a.png (1MB, 1280x1157px) Image search: [Google]
267181a.png
1MB, 1280x1157px
>>182496803
5billion years in mspaint
>>
They STILL haven't fixed the bug in the shooting range that breaks all your cards/legendaries if you switch characters at all.
>>
>>182452730
Remove Fusilade, replace it with some Salvo legendary that maybe lowers the cooldown based off of the rockets you land, or that simply gives salvo lifesteal. Remove the DoT from his fire spit legendary and make it innate but weaker. The kockback alone from the fire spit legendary is good enough because of the area denial alone.

His ultimate's fine with CC imunity, but maybe it could take longer to wind up so that if a Drogoz uses it at point blank people can move away, and then make it so that it uses his soar goes on cooldown if he misses it completely so that he can just get out of jail free. Actually, fusilade could be replaced with a card that resets his cooldowns if he gets an ultimate kill.
>>
>>182498481
She does less damage than Rolly Polly Cassie with the broken incitement bug but she is excellent for tagging and clearing her field of vision of squishies. Can budget snipe with the pressence lego too
>>
Should I ?
Already got my Alacrity and Precision decks, already have the other champs unlocked, I'm lvl 142
Help me.
>>
>>182500847
Wait another week and crystal it.
>>
>>182499256
Literally battleborn tier, it's even more funny because they kept talking about how "badass" she was during her patch preview.
>>
>>182500847
Dude, a new champ comes out next week, teaser tomorrow
>>
File: 267181a2.png (1MB, 1280x1157px) Image search: [Google]
267181a2.png
1MB, 1280x1157px
>>182500051
>get so into it and just start fixing your own mistakes.
So this is what Autism feels like.
>>
>>182501096
The original word that got censored was Muppet which most people don't even know is an insult. I thought they were going for an ironic edge with her chomping on a toothpick and being Angry 24/7
>>
>>182501348
Does muppet have some kind of super vulgar meaning somewhere or something?
>>
Should I buy the reworked Retribution legendary for Lex? I already have Death Hastens. What is better, 20% bonus dmg against marked enemy all the time (and half the cooldown on Q) or 35% bonus dmg against everyone but only when over 65% health?
>>
>>182501660
Is this a joke post
>>
>>182501821
no im sorry hes the first champion i bought
>>
Get rolled by this guy, first words after the match
>gg
>ez
>>
>>182501660
death hastens is the best
>>
>>182501660
No, keep Death Hastens. You'll be way more consistent with your damage since the bonus is bigger and for everyone, while for the other it's only for one random target you can randomly choose every 15 seconds
>>
>>182501618
No, but most Americans don't get the insult and might think Ash is calling her team cute
>>
>>182502029
Legit pro skillz :^)
>>
>>182502110
It has synergy with Mark decks though where you get 80%+ lifesteal againest your target. I'll use if I really want to ruin a Skye or a flank's day by rolling as often as possible to get her.
>>
>>182502327
What? 80%? I know theres one for 40% ls against marked enemies but where the rest comes from? Life rip?
>>
File: 1478354531447.png (33KB, 236x236px) Image search: [Google]
1478354531447.png
33KB, 236x236px
>3 solo vs full party games in a row.
>>
>>182492363
>be edgedroxus
>be edgy
>fly around the map shooting people
>grab gun and shoot 3 bullets at once (all 3 hit) obliterating the foe
>prepare the super gun, blowing up EVERYONE and killing EVERYONE before they can react
>REFLECT the attacks u make, using them against you
>heh... nothin personell... kid...
>wipes dust off trenchcoat
>>
>>182502029
>He's been using an aimbot for over 3 months now
lmao, what a fucking joke.
>>
File: 1498456788898.jpg (63KB, 638x960px) Image search: [Google]
1498456788898.jpg
63KB, 638x960px
I have opened over 50 chests with multiple gold cards in them and I still don't have all the sprays

Thanks lo-rez
>>
>>182502742
They're banning thousands of people monthly!!!!11111
>>
>>182502535
My mistake, I used the numbers from the Kill 2 heal 60% card. You can still use both for massive heals provided you constantly hunt down that one guy though
>>
>>182500924
>>182501149
But she's my wife!
I gt her to lvl 8 in the PTS!
>>
>>182503516
Suit yourself, but a new support waifu might be incoming so wait till tmr.
>>
>>182503736
Next one's a dude.
>>
>>182503776

Like that'll stop people.
>>
>>182503059
Its not just one guy, the mark changes once the marked target dies or someone kills you (then he is marked)
>>
>>182503776
Jenos is sounds like a dude's name like Ash was
>>
>>182504030
Yeah but you don't want to be shooting their tank or diving their support just because your mark tells you to. You have 15s of downtime to reroll to a more favourable target so RNG might screw you over.
>>
>>182492525
pls respond
>>
>>182504529
No, and you no longer get a full recharge if you double kill with it
>>
File: 1395200038302.jpg (53KB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]
1395200038302.jpg
53KB, 320x240px
>>182463645
>ONLY newbies need essence
Is this bait? I'm level 59, played from when this game was added to Steam and bought the founder pack along with opening hundreds of chests and still don't have much of the legendaries. Even when I played daily, I'd make only around 2k essence in 2 weeks, which was easily depleted by buying a card, making it nearly impossible to get a legendary. And then every other week they release more shit for you to grind for more cards. God forbid you want to play something else for awhile instead of this on a daily basis.

People who have a million essence are either the biggest goy ever or are super oldfags who played to level 100 before essence was even added.
>>
>>182504706
If you have most of the cards you should be enchanting a key a week for the legendaries.
>>
>>182504652
Is it a bug or did they change it? it's not like it's easy to pierce AND kill two enemies
>>
I don't earn match rewards from training even though it says you should be able to?
>>
>>182504838
This is wrong
If you have all the cards and use enchanted keys, 90% of what you'll get is sprays. After that come common cosmetics. Legendaries are too rare to be worth it.
>>
>>182505040
Yeah, and there are a limited amount of those. Eventually you'll have everything but the legendaries.
>>
>>182504838
>you should be enchanting a key a week
So blowing a money for enchanting keys, and then you can't even rely on weekly crystals like that because guess what? They just reduced that too.

Like I said, only the goodest of goy don't have an issue with the grind faggotry the devs are forcing.
>>
>>182505127
A limited but VERY large amount of them.
If you only enchant one chest a week, it will take literal years before you get all the sprays.
I've been enchanting every single chest I get since enchanted keys were released and am still missing a very large amount of sprays.
>>
>>182504706
>>182504838
From my experience, enchanting keys tend to shit out sprays instead so this guy should do it.>>182503009

Most of the essence glut was from the band aid when they tried to fix the essence fiasco. But for now, the essence cost is about a 25% reduction across the board so it will take about a month to get all the cards per champion
>>
now:
9 dmgs 7 tanks 7 flanks 6 supports
they should have made new support not another dmg
>>
>>182505810

They're coming out with a new support next week, though.
>>
>>182505127
>Eventually you'll have everything but the legendaries.
Yes, eventually. As in if you waste enough money on bullshit RNG. Sad people are defending these rigged boxes. Anything gameplay oriented should be the most common thing in a chest, especially enchanted ones. Cosmetics should be way behind the priority in any chest that has gameplay items.

But honestly, legendaries shouldn't even be something that's locked in chests or expensive. They're so integral to gameplay that they should all be unlocked by default. Regular cards are much less impactful.
>>
>>182481415
How would they even make a goblin look appealing?
>>
>>182505960
Thank god they made the grind completely trivial huh?
>>
>>182505127
And they keep adding sprays every patch
>>
Day one opinions on the thighs japanese girl?
>>
>>182506284
Shes fun
>>
>>182506284
>japanese

lol
>>
>>182506284
below kinessa tier
>>
>>182506284
Have you not seen her at all? She's not even a little Asian.
>>
>>182506284
She's very fun
Feels weird to play at first but once you get a hang of her abilities it becomes easy to gun down anyone in front of you
Pro tip: use alacrity and swift jade IV to spam grace, it's a very good ability

>>182506449
t. sub-1500
>>
>>182506648
lol
>>
File: Notzhing purrsenal.jpg (381KB, 985x1280px) Image search: [Google]
Notzhing purrsenal.jpg
381KB, 985x1280px
>>182471428
How about a Disgaea nekomata skin for Maeve
>>
>>182506648
>t. sub-1500
found the 1600 elow
>>
Ayo hol' up why is there not a Smite thread up, did it finally die for good? Sorry for asking in here but remember you were once posters in there.
>>
File: maeve touch fuzzy.jpg (348KB, 1280x897px) Image search: [Google]
maeve touch fuzzy.jpg
348KB, 1280x897px
>>182507035
I need it.
>>
File: Capture.png (12KB, 444x367px) Image search: [Google]
Capture.png
12KB, 444x367px
>He doesn't autolock his waifu.
>>
File: 1450971558216.png (302KB, 479x435px) Image search: [Google]
1450971558216.png
302KB, 479x435px
>>182507035
>draw a naked character
>remove nipples
>it's safe for work now
>>
>>182508179
Why would you use an auto clicker
Just put the cursor in the right place and click a few times once it comes up, you'll get it 99% of the time because nobody else is smart enough to do it
>>
>>182508179
Is that the location for 1080 res? I might use it
>>
>pick Lian
>someone dodges
>repeat mutiple times until I miss the click
>play FL since this Ash is just plain fun
>get 3 flanks anyway

All day with this shit. I just want decent games
>>
>>182507938

I want to see Maeve attempt to pounce on Pip's tail, only to miss and faceplant into the floor, then walk away acting as though nothing had happened.
>>
>Playing Ying
>Stomping a Zhin player
>Gets so mad he ults me
>Ulted right before he did because he telegraphed it and lived through it
>Kill him
>-Victory-
Fucking kek
>>
>>182508360
If you just want to play with Lixan, you can always go to bot matches now that they give full rewards
>>
File: tumblr_oo7gzjD8JM1s0odh1o1_1280.jpg (129KB, 808x1280px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_oo7gzjD8JM1s0odh1o1_1280.jpg
129KB, 808x1280px
>>182508503
Ying is best girl forever and ever.
This shouldn't be a surprise.
>>
>>182508231
:^)
>>
>>182508323
It is, good luck anon.
>>
>>182507035
I think I would consider this a buff.
>>
File: they see your.png (317KB, 617x1200px) Image search: [Google]
they see your.png
317KB, 617x1200px
>>182442460
here you go anon, i drew your wife
>>
>>182508360
>complaining about the endless parade of shitty matches and petty assholes on patch day

It's not that I don't feel bad for you, but come the fuck on. What did you expect, my guy?
>>
>>182509290
I see they're both working on Drogoz there.
>>
>>182509290
>beholdingthedragonsfury.png
>>
File: 20170712_235813.png (767KB, 1223x1080px) Image search: [Google]
20170712_235813.png
767KB, 1223x1080px
Damn... i wish Maeve jump on me like that.
>>
File: 1491575850486.png (241KB, 715x800px) Image search: [Google]
1491575850486.png
241KB, 715x800px
>>182509290
Dont bully maeve, cats are afraid of cucumbers

also you draw good, do more!
>>
File: 1497881653776.png (683KB, 1280x1086px) Image search: [Google]
1497881653776.png
683KB, 1280x1086px
>>182508587
I got a few of those games in but 7 min bot games aren't exactly the most stimulating. Getting a lot of Ash in though, LMB is finally great again.
>>182509302
Nothing really, its just the crying that comes from the shitter picks that gets to me, those players who force the awful comps always complain the most. I just want to bitch on here so I don't do it in game like an autistic faggot. I'm still an autistic faggot but the principle of the matter.

But seriously I love this Ash adjustment, I actually feel like I have an impact on games now and shoving the flak up that stupid lizards ass feels great. Post dreamhack edorks is gonna be fun.
>>
>>182509290
SCALED
>>
>>182509671
That looked so fucking bad. The whole trailer was poorly animated but that in particular was painful.
>>
>>182502029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-R0So1si7k
>check video's upload date
>Jun 6
>still not banned
>>
File: dedying.jpg (57KB, 561x467px) Image search: [Google]
dedying.jpg
57KB, 561x467px
>>182509290
This is not the kind of artwork I want of her.
Stop picturing her with such inappropriate behaviors, she's not like that.
>>
>>182502029
>aimbot on an aimbot champ
>>
>>182502029
>>182510058
Sad part is that even if you make a Plebbit thread showing that this guy's been hacking months ago and is still hacking now, Hi-Rez probably still wouldn't care enough to ban his account.
>>
File: 1498228859503.png (122KB, 596x702px) Image search: [Google]
1498228859503.png
122KB, 596x702px
>playing casual
>practicing with Evie for competitive
>match is 2/2
>i'm with 7/7 kills and deaths
>feeling like the worst Evie player of all time
>match ends
>we win 4/3
>decide to take a look on my score at the end
>26/9 kills and deaths


This happens once in a while with me... can't say if it's just bad luck or i take too long to start playing for real.
>>
Never forget
http://paladins.guru/profile/pc/SturmfuhrerHans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hONcFJ6A1O8
>>
>>182510474
I reported it to hi-rez support. If they respond with BS I'm sending them that video.
>>
>>182510964
You should just send the video. It usually works better.

I still half want to try to get a job there just to make the game more hacker-resistant. It's a shame about everything that would come with that.
>>
>>182510856
>500 matches of aimbotting
>Still not banned
lmao lo-rez
>>
So, what can Ash do if her only "skill" is to push people around, push that can be nullified with an item in shop.
also 12K for the newest hero? eh... I don't like this.
>>
>>182511060
I sent my video already. in better bitrate of course
>>
File: 1498323149518.jpg (239KB, 770x610px) Image search: [Google]
1498323149518.jpg
239KB, 770x610px
>>182510856
Its fucking hilarious, because I just switched off my smurf to my main after everyone bitching here. And first match was against a hacker who has been on for 3 months.
>>
Evie feels so more reasonable with the patch, good change on their part. I feel like I can actually fight her now.
>>
>>182511181
12k for every hero from now on
>>
>>182510474
Damage reduction and diving. She has a card that gives her 32% resisitance after shoulder bash so you can attempt to dive hard when their FL wises up and buys resilence.
>>
>>182511181
If people buy that item to counter her, they're going to take more damage. Only one of her abilities doesn't really do anything other than knockback, so you're not useless without it. She hits decently and tanks well enough.
>>
>>182502029
>>182510856
Reminder that instead of banning those hackers hirez would rather ban someone like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdqk6ntPER0 , deny his appeal saying that they use "reliable evidence" to confirm that he was cheating, then finally unban his account a week later because he got a lot of upboats on reddit.
>>
>Be Ash
>Team Shit talking Lian all game
>Come back from 1-3 score
>Lian ends with top kills
Not showing team mate's performance really leaves egg on their face at the end..
>>
File: 1498146879809.jpg (155KB, 1075x1200px) Image search: [Google]
1498146879809.jpg
155KB, 1075x1200px
>>182511181
Fuck people up, with the LMB change she can actually do damage again. The bullying is just an aspect.
>>182511965
Lian is nothing but potential in games, how people call her boring/useless I'll never understand. Easily the most satisfying DMG they released since Bomb King.
>>
So, how long until the next release? about 2 weeks? I have this thing where I don't play with the newest hero until the next one is released. that way I don't have to fight over a single champ because insta-lockers.
>>
>>182511181
>also 12K for the newest hero? eh... I don't like this.
And some of old ones have a 12k price tag too! You know we just felt that champions were a little bit too accessible and we had to fix that :)
>>
>>182512163
Probably two weeks from today, the release has been something like champion > no champion > champion > champion > no champion. I think they're going to shill Astro at dreamhack so probably coming in next patch.
>>
>>182512140
>Lian is nothing but potential in games, how people call her boring/useless I'll never understand. Easily the most satisfying DMG they released since Bomb King.
speaking for my own, I think people believe Lian is "boring" because she doesn't have something very "pincess"-y on her char other than her ult. is that it could be also her skills are not very impressive on screen.
but that's just me. I'm still waiting for that "buffer/debuffer" champ
>>
>>182512140
Her kit is boring if not for the fact that all of her skills are weapon shots and a fuckton of CD reduction cards in her builds. I notice this was also the case for Zhin where he is dogshit until you see what his cards can overbuff one of his abilities into.
>>
I am getting so much done since the Ash change.
So many final blows on poor bastards who managed to clear the corner but still got hit.
Great for any high ledges, too.
>>
>>182512908
I know it's probably so unfun to die to, but it's so satisfying getting a kill on someone who thought they were in cover.
>>
File: 1499896488369.jpg (16KB, 512x548px) Image search: [Google]
1499896488369.jpg
16KB, 512x548px
>Have 4 chests
>Try to open them and the game just gives me an error
>All my chests disappear
>Get nothing
WEW
>>
File: sad and frustrated.png (300KB, 500x378px) Image search: [Google]
sad and frustrated.png
300KB, 500x378px
>>182447705
i bought 8 FUCKING BOXES AND GOT SHIT
NOTHING BUT FESTIVE WEAPONS, NOT EVEN INARA´S STAFF, JUST WEAPONS
i...i just want that fuckign skin anon...thats all i want..
>>
File: 1498238015938.png (790KB, 1024x1562px) Image search: [Google]
1498238015938.png
790KB, 1024x1562px
Tell me lads, have you spent dosh for this game?

I have. For the founders pack (decided to get all the characters and voices at the get go) and some gems which I then used to purchase cat girl Maeve, Buck Hogan, and some chests. Gonna waste all those extra gold on chests.
>>
>>182511621
I play her and agree. I hated reprieve because it took away from Ice Block being used as a counter and just wasn't fun to use or fight against. I feel like she might need a minor buff but not to her self sustain or damage.
I would love if she just carried her momentum with her after Soar, so if she Soared upwards she'd get a bit of a boost when she stopped which I think would make her better a pre firing so her dps and sustain don't need to be so high.
>>
>>182511875
>brazilians are just undeveloped mon-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5WQEcH0qOA
>>
I've managed to do it. I've gotten every thing in the summer chest except the summer skins.
I even got the shitty mushroom weapon and skin.
>>
you know what seems to be missing yet in the game? a Flank with a deployable. I was about to say a damage champ but then I realized Bomb King's bombs count as one..
>>
>>182514174
skye
>>
>>182514045
Just as HiRez planned.
>>
>>182513730
Zero. I was going to buy the realm pack but after these stupid changes I won't.
>>
File: YingGroverO.png (290KB, 634x555px) Image search: [Google]
YingGroverO.png
290KB, 634x555px
I think the thread might die while I sleep again. That's unfortunate.
But don't worry, I will eventually be wide awake again to make sure my Ying gets the love she deserves!
>>
>>182513713
>got both sprays and Tyra's outfit
At least I didn't get the booby prize of the Merrymaker voice pack, the one thing from that set I didn't get while it was freely available.
I'd have been beside myself in mad if I'd rolled that.
>>
>>182514283
eh, I don't know if skye smoke bomb counts as a deployable. I was thinking more like barik's turrets or ying's ilusions.
>>
>>182514424
I'm sure she'll be getting plenty of love anyway.
>>
>>182509839
agreed, the animation was ok at best, but that part in particular was so fucking stiff and awkward
>>
>>182514506
I don't like your tone.
What do you mean?
>>
>>182514424
Even Grover can heal better than Ying, and he's a borderline damage champ.
>>
>they have a mastery skin
>they're really fucking bad the champion

Every time
>>
>>182514679

I think they're implying that while you're asleep, someone else is going to bake her cookies.
>>
>>182514679
Just that she goes out getting all kinds of love every night, it's who she is.
>>
Smite (kind of dead) has it so why can't paladins have a CTF game mode? and before someone says something, I'm pretty aware of the movility of some champions. i don't know how smite did it but I'm sure something can be done with the flag so it locks the movement skills.
>>
Do boosters last for 7 days of real time or in game time?

Been thinking of buying the realm pack but I don't play paladins more than an hour everyday so I'm not sure if it'd be worth it
>>
>>182515529
real
>>
File: 1499659408246.png (160KB, 449x387px) Image search: [Google]
1499659408246.png
160KB, 449x387px
>>182513576
>Game now refuses to launch whenever I try to boot it up despite me logging in and out several times and restarting the client
QUALITY FUCKING GAME HI-REZ
>>
>>182515726
Gonna have to wait til I get a vacation then it seems
>>
File: 1480525209340.jpg (142KB, 474x663px) Image search: [Google]
1480525209340.jpg
142KB, 474x663px
>>182514909
She tries her best, you know.
It's not her fault that HiRez is dumb and can't into balancing.

>>182515000
That sounds pretty nice. Who doesn't like cookies?

>>182515162
I have a feeling you're using "love" with a malicious connotation.
Unless you mean something like me going out with her at night to do something like dine, which can be seen a demonstration of love from me to her.
>>
>>182511621
wormhole evie got fucked even harder than reprieve evie did, and that makes me sad

honestly they should've just made it an inherent part of her kit and given her a new legendary that makes her projectiles explode with 2x the blast radius
>>
File: DCkIPRbXgAA4ePo.jpg (144KB, 1200x1118px) Image search: [Google]
DCkIPRbXgAA4ePo.jpg
144KB, 1200x1118px
>the Cassie bug not only made it through PTR despite being reported mutiple times, she is still not disabled nor been hot fixed

I feel like SMITE disabled for less game breaking shit.

>>182515783
Using steam?
>>
>>182516309
realm pack is "limited" just so you know
>>
>>182516309
Only real value of boosters is the chest 4th slot, the EXP and gold boost are completely pointless on the grand scheme of things. Just get one when you have 25+ chests and go wild, otherwise its pointless unless you plan on grinding 12 hours er day for a week.
>>
>>182515356

If the flag punished mobile champions, it'd just require a shitton of tough champions instead.

I guess they didn't want to bother jumping through hoops trying to find the happy medium.
>>
>>182515356
CTF kind of sucks with randoms. You have to decide how to split between attack and defense and it's not super fun if you face people with better communication. Payload race could work.
>>
File: tumblr_oj68f05eGQ1ra90edo1_540.png (224KB, 540x649px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_oj68f05eGQ1ra90edo1_540.png
224KB, 540x649px
how the FUCK is seris allowed

>haha just caut her jungle bro!
>>
Smite balance wise is a fucking mess. No way am I playing it until they fix shit up.

Paladins seems decent nowadays but I've only been playing for 5 months
>>
>>182518652
Paladins has pretty good balance IMO. There are still things that need fixing, but most of the cast is viable and there are only a few who are really OP/UP.
>>
>>182518652
Only thing that sucks about paladins is that duo FL is so dominate it gets really boring after a while and majority of games just become curb stomps vs teams with one.
>>
>>182518637
Flank and force her to use Shadow Travel, start atacking the tank so you force her back to cancel it, then proceed to kill her.
>>
>>182518903
This. I play Seris a lot and what gets me killed the most is sticking my neck out of shadow travel to save a teammate.
>>
>>182518903
>Attack tank
>Die because Ruckus shoots 2000 bullets into my face in 3 secs.
>>
>>182519261
shut the fuck up nigger we pride ourselves on having a higher TTK than normal that means our game is better shut up shut up
>>
File: G3M0mbw.jpg (85KB, 524x400px) Image search: [Google]
G3M0mbw.jpg
85KB, 524x400px
>>182519329
Calm down nigger I was just shitposting.
>>
>>182519261
Where is your tank?
>>
>>182519329
>higher TTK than normal
You're in the wrong general. This game has one of the lowest TTKs in the genre.
>>
>>182518045
How about this: Flag-carriers become Chickens with a certain about of HP and movement speed.
>>
We're straight up veteran Fernando now. God help us all
>>
seris's F should have +2s duration, but only give stealth
>>
>>182516569
Shit, when's it gonna disappear?
>>
>>182519695
You what, even the squishiest hero have a 1 sec lifespan at minimum which is a long time in fps
>>
>>182521075
>Spirit’s Chosen
Now applies whether or not you already have Mending Spirits on your target.

How does the flat 300 work now? if I have mending spirits up on teammate A and I heal B, he gets the 300 or does A get it?
>>
File: 5e0h4662l7my.png (867KB, 546x718px) Image search: [Google]
5e0h4662l7my.png
867KB, 546x718px
>start running Ferocity on long maps for shits and giggles
>100% win rate

Not exactly expected but I'll take it
>>
>>182519695
I'm quoting martini
>>
>>182492525
No, it doesn't. It was a bug.
>>
>>182521242
You right click and they get 300 instantly, no stacking needed.

>>182521641
The increased speed and 1.2k axes are ridiculous, really hard to dodge them now
>>
>>182509424
>>182509437
>Drogoz
That's some Makoa-tier schlong.
>>
>>182509839
>out of the park :^)
>>
>>182521242
>How does the flat 300 work now? if I have mending spirits up on teammate A and I heal B, he gets the 300 or does A get it?

The way it works is that when you zap an ally with Mending Spirits, it now heals them for an immediate 300 hp in addition to applying the standard 280 hp/s effect. The difference is that it previously required Mending Spirits to already be on the target, now it just applies the flat 300 everytime you hit someone.
>>
>>182521075
Probably in a few patches, don't worry, they announce on twitter and in patch preview if something is going away.
>>
>>182524375

Hm. Handy, but I'm not sure another second's worth of healing delivered instantly is worth sacrificing Ripened Gourd.
>>
>>182509839
I don't know what happened, the Ruckus one was actually really good.
>>
>>182525536
It stacks up and most people know to gtfo the glue on the floor. The snek toss leggo might be better if your aim is good
>>
>>182525536
It turns you into mini-Seris with it's burst healing, but it will be shit in the late game when caut 3 is online, unless your teammates know how to retreat when low.
I feel like they are both good, just situational. Depends if you want to healbot or turn objective into tarpit and fuck up any flanker that tries to bully you.
>>
File: 1478027797537.png (141KB, 277x277px) Image search: [Google]
1478027797537.png
141KB, 277x277px
>turn invisible
>walk around corner
>hit for 1300, knock back and stun someone, all in 1 shot

defend this
>>
File: 1.png (2KB, 84x236px) Image search: [Google]
1.png
2KB, 84x236px
hows your lian games going
pic related
>>
>>182525536
It's pretty solid. Not always the obvious choice, but they did a really good job with reworking damba's legendaries because all three of them have relative merit now.

One of your major shortcomings when supporting with mal'damba was that if you had a teammate very low on health, it'd take your healing several seconds to get them past the point where they wouldn't get instantly killed by someone like Sha Lin or Evie. Spirit's Chosen shaves a little bit of time off that figure, which can make a huge difference in the heat of things. It also gives you the ability to actually focus heal by continuously tagging someone.
>>
>best matches today are going to be NA vs NA or maybe OCE vs LATAM
Kinda dissapointing, but who knows, maybe SEA or China is actually bretty gud.
>>
>>182526436
Don't walk around corners or entrances
Also try to hear his RMB or Escape, it's pretty predictable.
>>
>>182526582
>Don't walk around corners or entrances
So just stay in spawn and don't move?
Sounds like a great tactic, I'll try it out
>>
File: 1491045342557.jpg (213KB, 1400x400px) Image search: [Google]
1491045342557.jpg
213KB, 1400x400px
>>182526436
Buy illuminate.
>>
>>182526443
>implying that I would play on a patch day
But a good job nevertheless, post loadout.
>>
>>182526792
>stand more than 10 inches away from the enemy
>illuminate does nothing
>>
File: 1.png (63KB, 149x219px) Image search: [Google]
1.png
63KB, 149x219px
>>182526984
maybe when i hit level 10
my autism knows no boundaries
>>
Come on /palg/ why aren't you playing with the best waifu?
>>
>>182452983
He throws 1 axe every second. You would have to be hitting >1500 damage axes to beat skye.
>>
>>182526436
git gud
>>
>>182494969
She's 18 according to pixie.
>>
>>182519695
Battleborn has lower.
Not that anyone plays it.
>>
>>182519695
If you are talking about MOBA, then yea.
If you are talking about FPS, then no. Comparisons would be CS:GO and OW.
>>
>SEA team brings in 3 subs due to visa issues.
>One of them is level 36
Oh boy.
>>
File: 1475077081105.png (119KB, 252x247px) Image search: [Google]
1475077081105.png
119KB, 252x247px
>DEATHSTROKE00 instalocks Lian
>"****ing noobs dont you know how to play"
>Makoa: "heal me idiot"
Guess which two fuckboys got left out to dry.
>>
>>182529632
M-maybe it's his smurf?
>>
>>182530393
*her
Also no idea.
>>
How long until dreamhack starts
>>
>>182530639
First link in OP
>>
>>182530889
>>182530889
>>182530889
>>
>>182527164
level 3 illuminate has a pretty great distance though. I use it when I go Kinessa vs Skye and end up having her caught in my mines before I can even reach me. Then I see Kinessa players who run haven against Skye and get fucked anyway because even with Haven 3 they can't tank up against anything with Kinessa's health pool.
>>
So where are you guys going once hi-rez fucks this up enough to become unplayable like their previous ones? Overwatch? F2P Battleborn? That Lawbreakers thing?
Thread posts: 754
Thread images: 131


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.