/owg/ - Overwatch General

How do we fix Competitive play?

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>Chu keeps finding all this cute R76 shit

How does he do it?

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>>182320927
Well, fuck me for trusting the last OP and for not double-checking the YouTube links.
Here's the real link:

>Most recent developer update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uKkAyLPJe0

>>182321012
nerf awp

How do I 1v1 D.Va as D.Va? Should I use DM or burst into her? Also how I i deal with turrets and Bastion? I usually DM but my team don't take them out and dies.

>>182321036
I love bird Reaper.

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Is Overwatch diverse enough?

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nth for brown cutie of justice

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>>182321104
none of us would have noticed if you hadn't pointed it out anon

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>>182321138
So does Chu I assume. I mean outside of Jack always being the one taking care of him.

>>182321149
Junkrat's not that dark, though.

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>>182321104
>>182320927
Fucking christ, the discord link snuck in there, too.
This place has really gone to shit without me around to make OPs for you people.

>>182321279
>Australians
>Not dark

>SR holding steady around 1450
>30.8% win rate
Shouldn't my SR be falling if I'm losing >50% of games?

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>>182321324
how about we just stop making ops and let the general finally die

>>182321149
I like how the first thing Kaplan says about Doomfist is "our first west african character, from nigeria!" like, shut the fuck up about that shit and tell me the mechanics of the video game already i dont give a flying black fuck where anyone's from, this isn't street fighter

>>182321484
Fuck off with your depression and self loathing you waste of oxygen, it'll be around as long as we want it, not you.

>>182321227
That is one weird picture of Ana.

sentry form's CoF should tighten as you fire it

>>182321498
Inclusiveness is more important than gameplay, shitlord.

>>182321561
>he wants sniper bastion again

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>>182321484
Nein.
Ich werde das nicht tun.

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>tfw no Bloo to dress up in summer skins

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you call THAT analingus anon?


I didnt personally recommend vishkar to no longer bankrupt your company for such a lazy job

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Is Doomfist Reaper's wake up call?

Summer skins when

>>182321713
No. Snip this fucking meme in the bud and let it die DIE DIE

>>182321498
No. We Guilty Gear now.

>>182321127
Pls respond

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>>182321713
reaper is cursed to play second banana wherever he goes

typical bottom bitch

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>when the enemy mei keeps trying to freeze you but you're fortified

>>182321713
>he thinks the story will ever move forward

wouldn't you rather hear about doomfist's favorite anime anon?

>>182321828
Vs. D.va I figure you shoot each other until one caves. Vs. Basiton and Turrets your team is suppose to delete them while you DM, but if they're shit it's not getting done.

>>182321604
>leave bastion as an ez kill with 5 billion counters

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top 10 most satisfying anime deaths (you laugh you lose edition 18+)

>>182321936
literally still has a billion counters

30% ironclad again when

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>>182321839
>reddit memers think Jeff said Reaper is on the Talon council
>he didn't say that
>Chu confirmed he isn't
>Doomfist has the line "I expected better of you... remember your place!" in the PTR as a pre-game interaction

How many people will flip their shit when that line ends up being directed at Reaper?

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>>182321839

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Ay, Senpai! You can climb the SR, man! I believe in you!

>>182322012
Didn't they gut that because he could survive a tracer bomb, as well as the nano-boost shit which they fixed separately anyway?

>>182321484
love those meshy textures on gloves.
Just makes my dick hard

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>>182322132

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witch mercy is like shining chariot


everyone gets a ride

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>>182321438
>blonde white guy
>dark

>>182322192
Mercy is more like Croix, in that she ruined everything and has awful fans

>>182322183
>regular skin she has a chest
>devil/imp she's flat
I'm so confused.

>>182322305
Just makes my face cringe up.
Fuck that needle is too big for me.

>>182321438
australians are white m8

>>182321012
Stop doing an arbitrary -200 SR drop every few months and calling them "placement matches." It's fucking pointless.

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This is my beautiful wife, Symmetra. Say something nice about her!

>>182322392
but anon, daddy jeff said that putting everyone a few hundred points lower than their true average just pushes them to genbatte! in their climb back up!

>>182322414
I like the way she waves!

>>182322414
poo in the loo

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CLICK

MY

VIDEOS

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>>182322414
back off white boy, this bhabi is mine

Does winning streak bonus disappear once you exit the game? Because I've had 5 wins so far and I keep getting 30-40 SR but they're really just once comp matches a day.

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>mercy mains are ranked higher than you

>>182322560
Seems like it works since each is at least getting 100K+ views. Putting out multiple a day and with view times of 10mins plus, he has to be earning him some decent cash.

>>182322045
Winston outnigs that mofucka.

>>182322674
>be mercy main
>try to get <500 every season
>can't shake the heal slut mentality
>rank up instead

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>>182321839
>bottom bitch
He was happy as a willing bottom bitch though.
Then he threw a hissy fit and threw it all away

>>182322560
ok enough with this misused rank doesnt matter meme
even before overbabs it was already a common thing shitters say at dota

heres the thing, it was first said by pros about other pros. because pros play on a different level than normal players.

two pros playing against each other one with 5k and the other 8k mmr and its still up to their actual skill and teamplay regardless of numbers, because to be a pro you need to actually play good enough to have people notice you instead of just racking up numbers by playing again and again

>>182322686
it's because literal children are too stupid to not fall for clickbait and they are definitely too stupid to use adblock

>>182322847
>syloasa says rank doesn't matter
>bronze-diamond shitters continue to subscribe and watch his videos
He's just pandering for views, he made a few videos recently sucking off mercy mains because he knows mercy is the most popular hero in the game and he doesn't want to alienate viewers.

>>182322847
pros mostly fall into a sort of high-skill singularity with a few outliers here and there, hence why we tend to refer to them as pros rather than their rank

the only issue is everyone thinks they are pro, and they think whatever pros are saying about other pros is also about them because they are the main character of life and would be pro if it werent for all the shitter teams keeping them in gold

>>182322795
>implying
Gabe was the top in that relationship, no question.

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>>182322849

Stop fucking putting me against masters and gms in shit play you fucking crap game.

>>182323196
>implying any relationship
He's always been a bottom bitch.

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>>182323196
I figured the smug push up emote crushed that delusion forever.
Maybe they just don't do butt stuff? Plenty of couples don't. Because you know, literal shit dicking is pretty gross.

>>182322560
people are sheep

>>182323316
>I figured the smug push up emote crushed that delusion forever.
A fair point.

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>>182323212
>want to chill with some meaningless quickplay after a long day
>join match
>backfill
>DEFEAT

i didn't want to play this game anyways

>>182321012
queue with a character or a few characters you have in mind that you want to play and it will only put you in matches with people who have not selected that same hero(s)

no more games lost at hero select because you got stuck with 4 genji-only mains

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give me a good reason to not put a surrender vote option

even just for qp or arcade

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Who can carry harder, Genji or Tracer? Apparently i'm gonna have to start maining one or the other to carry myself out of gold hell. I'm fucking sick of having gold elims as Zarya or Lucio.

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Daily reminder
>Doms
Symmetra
Widow

>Subs
Tracer
Phara
Orisa
Dva
Mei

>Both
Mercy
Sombra
Zarya
Ana

This is factually correct

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>tfw free 4k+

bow down

>>182323589
I want to be their boytoy.

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*opens your path*

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>>182322414
I want to be in her loving embrace!

>>182323531
Gold elims don't mean much on a character like lucio that spams/tags everyone who dies.

That said, whichever your better at. Tracer is probably better for carrying though. It's a lot easier for teams to focus on taking out genji and genji can't do as much to carry when his ult isn't up.

You're gold though, so you'll be shit at both.

>>182323589
This image is pretty terrible. It's like they drew the same body/face 5 times then just drew the character's hairstyle after.

Oh. The lootbox update dropped with the 0.5 gb patch too.

I just bought 50 of them and I only got 3 duplicates. no legendaries tho

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>reaper-sitioning

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>>182323875
You can't be too picky. There isn't much rule 63 art of the girls

>>182323531
Cowadootyman

>>182323973
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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boxes now only give 1 item each, but in turn average quality of items inside are increased but dupe rates also increase due to drops being exclusively skins now

y/n ?

sprays/voice/icons are moved to smaller and cheaper crates

>>182320927
>>182321104
Don't make OPs if you fucking suck. Just stop it.

You also used a months old image, eventho we get new quality fan art daily. Daily! There's zero reason not to use nice new art.

And yet you fuck it up almost every time. Just stop.

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>>182323380
>not backfilling and getting your team motivated enough to push and win as the right hand of justice

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How are you preparing for influx of Doomfist mains everywhere?

>>182324164
by maining doomfist

>>182324164
keep playing lucio and symmetra

is doomfist going live tomorrow?

>>182324164
Do what I normally do. He's helpless against the entire rest of the cast unless he can ambush people. Hell Bastion is his hardest counter because he can't be moved in Sentry Mode and devours Doomfist's health like nothing, even Meteor Strike does little damage at the epicenter to Sentry Mode.

>>182324164
Continual work on shuriken headshots just to watch Doomfist mains try to reach me.

>>182324306
no, give it another week

>>182324164
Nothing. He's not going to change anything and he's just gonna be niche.

I'm gonna ruin all their lives because their huge hitboxes make them easy Sleep Dart targets

>"I'm drunk/high lol"
>"Hey can I play mercy?"
>"Uh oh, I have 200 ping" "No I won't dodge"
>"This is my smurf" -Guy with a silver border
>"Talon could restore your family's empire."

Diamond is a fun rank.

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>>182324205
>>182324358
>>182324392
>>182324462

But how you plan to carry his black ass when he's dying all the time and refuses to switch?

>>182324589
>angry black man keeps screaming that he cant reach people who can just literally walk away from him


talon's resident diversity hire

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Which voicelines mask "REPOSITIONING"
I just learned that hello doesn't which means i've been greeting my enemies every single time I teleported

Is it just me, or has anyone experienced dropped inputs with Zenyatta? I've had times where while playing him (and ONLY him), I'll press shift or E and the respective orb just does absolutely fucking nothing.
Teammates desperately need healing, press shift - nothing.
Enemy is bearing down on me and a discord could save my ass, press E - nothing.
Now obviously the majority of the time they do work just fine, but other times they just don't.

It's fucking ridiculous, and I haven' t had this happen on ANY hero other than Zen. What the fuck is this shit.

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>>182324589
Same way I carried Mercy mains with a two second barrier.

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>animatic

>genji tracer and winston apporeach him
>gengu and tracer get rekt

>not iterally just staying out of his reach and spamming at him long range

>>182323589
That is some serious SameFace

>>182320927
Mercy is fucking overrated as a character.

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I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

>>182324589
Heal him I supposed. I know I might be encouraging their bad behavior by making thier reckless plays seems actually good but I'm hopeful they'll see that Doomfist only works properly with an Ana pocket

>>182324436
has there always been that much time difference between PTR and live?

>you can cancel a Charge Punch by pressing LMB
>doing do puts the ability on cooldown

Wonderful job, Jeff, you fucking hack.

>>182322045
Did... did she died?

>>182324748
a symptom of the ongoing desync bugs
sometimes happens with zarya too, and anyone with an autotarget ability, but obviously its going to be most noticeable on zen because lmao no cooldowns

you can also try tweaking your reticle snap sensitivity since it works like a radius around a players hitbox, meaning that players that collide with you from the side or behind can sometimes eat your abilities even when they are completely out of your fov if the radius is too large (this is usually what causes boostios as well)

>>182324694
Most of the time I don't hear the voice but just the sound effect it makes, its pretty easy to hear.

>>182325108
Gotcha, I'll try tweaking the sensitivity as a temporary fix - thanks. Probably doesn't hurt to do even if the bugs weren't there.

Kind of sucks that these things even happen at all, but I have to hope they're working on it.
They are working on it, right?

>>182324782
I still want wall running Genji.

>>182325083
yes. It's generally 2 weeks. Sometimes 3.

>>182324542
At least you're not in plat anymore

>>182324838
>not a rein balls pad

>>182325092
>ability has an auto-activation to prevent people from camping corners with an instakill attack etc
>also include a cancel mechanic to prevent silly deaths or over-extension if you begin it at a bad time/location
>keep the anti-camping mechanics in when adding this
>DUDE WHY CAN'T I CHEESE THIS WHAT THE FUCK

Get fucked, idiot.

How come hybrid maps show two objective points when attempting to capture the payload if there's only one actual point to cap?

>>182323589

>dva
>sub

shes the type to peg you desu

>>182325413
Diamond is the worst rank because it's where players start to think they're good, despite still being shit at the game. People in plat know they're plat, people in diamond think they're temporarily embarrassed GMs.

>>182323380
That is happening more and more. Joining literally just in time to see the DEFEAT before the PotG.

Will Overwatch ever get a transference healer? Like they give you their bodily fluid to heal you? I think this would be good

>>182325625
Nah, dva is the sassy sub who talks a lot of shit in public but likes being manhandled and used in private.

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officer Song you are dispatched to a brawl, witnesses report an angry nigger rushing people

lethal force authorized

>>182325625
She'd probably make you wear a cam, her dick wear a cam, she wears a cam, and also a cam up your butt for a sick internal cumshot scene.

>>182325790
What is this, F/SN?

>>182325625
D.Va seems more like a switch to me, but for sure leaning towards dom.

>>182325230
they havent officially acknowledged that desync is a problem yet, see the reinhardt "fix", theyre beating around the bush which seems to belie that whatever is causing the issue with things like him, sombras teleport, tracers pulse bomb, these target abilities, general noregs, etc etc is going to take a large amount of effort to fix on their part

>>182322025
Realistically Widow is basically a slave and Sombra is a merc, it is least likely to be directed at reaper.

>>182325448
So everyone else can "camp with insta-kill abilities" but Doomfist can't? Hanzo can cancel his Scatter Arrow by pressing the RMB and it doesn't start the cooldown on it when you do that and it does a shitload more damage.

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>kill the enemy mercy
>rush back to their spawn to kill her while she walks back
>she thinks I left
>kill her again
>won't leave spawn
>has to get 2 teammates to escort her back
>my team caps the point because it's 5v3

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>>182326037
>overwatch (blackwatch technically)
reaper is in charge of a ruthless cyborgninja and an ex deadlock sharpshooter using a gun that punches harder than a 50 cal

>talon
>a supposed assassin that can only kill targets when theyre in the open and walking as slowly as possible onto an exposed extraction. and a manic pixie latina girl who is probably prepping to betray them super hard


gabe shouldnt have quit overwatch, putting up with jack's shit is way bettern that this

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>>182325989
Oh no, Reinhardt has desyncing problems. Oh the terrible inhumanity.

I want it fixed but it hasn't even been as long as what Genji had to deal with Ghost Blades.

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>>182325790
Why do you think Mercy's healing beam is yellow?

>>182326308
He probably gets to have sex with one or both of his subordinates now at least.

>>182325442
His junk would cover the whole pad and I would't be able to see his face
At that point, that would just be a generic ballpad, ya?

>>182326386
Same reason Zenyatta's balls and Lucio's sounds turn yellow.

>>182323783
N0, not like this!

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>new hero
>reverse tracer

>ult is to drastically slow time for both enemies and teammates in an AoE

Is it possible to SR-abuse with Zen? I know supports gain more SR than other roles, but are there any particular tricks or techniques to boost SR gain with him like there are for say, Mercy?

I really like playing this guy, but I figure trying to squeeze out any extra points is worth exploring if methods exist.

Now that we know doomfist name had anyone taken another crack at decoding the Omnic under his poster in nubani?

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>>182321149
I don't think Sym is that dark.

>>182326562
>stand on cart
>no one can do anything, not even your teammates
Mei is already cancer enough against the enemy.

>>182325865
Are officers of the law allowed to have facepaint

>>182326595
DPS ZEN

tap E everytime youre shooting to constantly apply and reapply discord on enemies

>just played against first aimbot

Took 80 hours, or at least other ones haven't been this blatant. Is it really a problem at higher ranks?

>>182326562
>Still no healer for talon.

Which arcade mode is the most popular? Fastest queues/games for weekly lootboxes?

>>182326690
team edglord doesnt need healers

>>182326650
Does the game even track that, though? Like, does it make any difference to the game whether you apply a discord orb and leave it on opposed to reapplying it every couple seconds?

But aiming specifically for DPS is a good suggestion, I'll try to focus on killing people whenever I have the opportunity.

>>182320927
Mercy is such a cute toon

Vegeta to overwatch when?

>>182324164
play pharmercy every map

>>182326832
Reaper is vegeta.

>>182323316
I could see Gabe into some real dirty stuff

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WHY DOES HACK PREVENT SOLDIER FROM RUNNING AT AN ACCELERATED RATE BUT NOT DISABLE THE MUDSLIME'S JETPACK

>>182327072
sprint is an ability
jetpack is a passive

>>182327072
Go back to trash furfag

>>182327072
You may as well ask why Jack can't run while shooting but Pharah can fly while shooting.

Basically this >>182327118

>>182326442
Lucio's healing aura is just him pissing enough to constantly have a puddle of it around him.

>>182327138
>hating on furbros

>>182327072
I wish it did, that would be hilarious.

You can still get pharahs sometimes though if they aren't careful with their fuel. I've emped under the last point on king's row to take out a pharmacy duo. that way trying to sneak around.

>>182327072
Do you know how funny seeing a Pharah trying to jetpack while having almost no fuel left?

>>182327195
>outing yourself

furfag detected lmao

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>brasilian

>talks like a Kangz

Pick one character to nerf and one character to buff

Who are they?

>>182327305
>World renowned DJ
>Talks like how other DJ's talk

>>182327072
YIFF IN HELL FURFAG

>>182327337
>nerf mercy or dva
>buff mccree

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Oh shit did /owg/ get partnered on discord? how??

>>182327353
>every DJ on earth talks like lucio

sure they do white boy

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>>182327192
no, you've got it all wrong

his healing aura is a fine mist that is constantly emitted from his d i c c

>>182327427
No, but DJ talks like most DJ's. Also, I'm Mexican.

>lol just stop shooting deflecting genji
>it's cancellable and he'll just insta you with le swift strike combo
>kills the rest of your team because he gets special cooldown reset
Fair and balanced.

reminder that lucio and pharah are leaves

>>182327337
Nerf genji, either his deflect or mobility
Buff junkrat. I wish I knew how. For a start, I'd make it so he could put down multiple bear traps, let's say three or so. Then increase projectile speed, give the rip tire some armor maybe

>>182327523
>he still shoots at the deflecting Genji

>>182327489
*Lucio talks like
I need sleep.

>wanting since the beginning a DPS hero who can attack through DVA's defense matrix
>like zarya, winston, symmetra or mei
>basically a DPS with a laser gun

>jeff gives doomfist
>can punch through DM
>but low hp and probably tank-like hitbox
>literally begging to be shreded by dva the moment he steps in

>>182327523
Why would you shoot a delfecting genji you retard?

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>>182327195
>hating on furbros
>calling them fucking "furbros"

P U R G E

>>182327616
Did you literally not read the rest of his post

>>182323589
But D.Va is pure who never thought of anything sexual.

>>182327753
I imagine dva as a virgin that watches a lot of hentai and will be confused with actual sex

>>182327678
There's only one group of people that still bitch about deflect.

>>182327812
>worked in Hollywood
She took at least four dicks at any given time.

>>182327882
I admit I have the same issue as that anon. Don't shoot when deflect is up but the moment I stop shooting I just get stomped by the dash combo anyway.

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>>182327635
>250
>low hp
>gets free HP when he hits something with any ability
>can cancel d.vas mobility skill with the uppercut

did you even play the hero?

>>182327946
Kindly keep your sordid imaginings away from Hana Song

Doomfist goes live today right?

>>182327946
She didnt work at hollywood, she just called it her kind of city.
She was a soldier in the korean army. There's a good chance she's suffering from some PTSD and her happy attitude is a front to deal with the horrible shit she saw happen.

Or she's just fucking insane, who knows. Blizzard is too afraid of D.Va's fans to give her actual lore. Fucking spineless stupid bastards.

>>182328036
sure, fuck it why not

>>182327523
I hate that reflect cancels melee damage too, like what the fuck?

>>182328036
Terry already said he went live yesterday. Keep up.

So how is Torb countering Doomfist if at all right now?

Is he and Sym the picks to play once he goes live and you just wanna ruin their day?

>>182327946
Thats pretty hot

>>182328047
>She didnt work at hollywood, she just called it her kind of city.
She's been in at least one Hollywood movie.

>Tried the new quake
>Completely killed my interest in Overwatch
>4 1/2 days total played now

The only reason i bother with overwatch stuff anymore is the porn and cute girls.

I'm now realizing that's the only redeemable factor behind Overwatch, is the amount of cute asses I get to fap too.

>>182322025

>CRUUUU

>UUUUSH

>>182328047
>She didnt work at hollywood
She was in the movie "Hero of my Storm". You can see the poster in the Hollywood spawn.

>>182328082
>try to punch through a sword
>it doesnt work
Like, what the fuck?

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>>182328047
She worked in Hollywood, anon. She probably got called to the casting couch too.

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>>182328201
>next day
>um hana,, you already got the role..
>oh, i know~~

>>182328147
>hero of my storm
Thats a pretty good title, blizzard should work with this into a bigger project or something

>>182327337

Nerf fagrat
Buff Symmetra

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>>182328201
God damn I want to watch a disaster movie with Hana as a leading role.

I want to watch Hana in general. I would watch her streams every day.

Why is she so perfect?

>>182322029
Thanks

What caused tripple tank to fall out of meta? As far as I know, it still works because of ana and her grenade.

D.va took her virginity away by fucking the joysticks on her Meka

>>182328401
ana got nerfed
nano boost is no longer completely unstoppable

>>182328325
maybe increase the main characters as part of some multiverse deal
HEROES of my storm or something like that

>>182328047
I actually prefer the idea that she's as shallow and self absorbed as most of her in game stuff makes her out to be, makes her bounce off the various conflicted or altruistic cast members better.

>>182328401
Jarate and Ana's healing got a nerf, Winston got a buff. Get D.va and Winston blocking Ana's shots and you got the tank set up for dive.

>>182328345
>Nerf fagrat
In what world is this necessary

>>182328345
t. diamond

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>>182328394
You'll get them this time, senpai!

>>182323783
good post

>>182328503
The bronze-silver universe

>>182328047
i would like to think that she just has the mental fortitude to keep a chin up even in harsh times

she is happy even after all she has seen, because she is legitimately a happy cheery person who does not get scarred by her work

some people really can walk through a warzone none worse for the wear

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>killed two enemies with Graviton Surge
I forgot that thing could even do damage and that it even had its own killfeed icon

>>182328643
Those soldiers that died just needed to git gud

>>182328643
She's happy because she's a cute waifu in a casual blizzard game designed to sell skins/$400 statues.

>>182328643
>some people really can walk through a warzone none worse for the wear
I wish that were true, anon. :/

>>182328391
It'll be a disaster after I get through destroying her petite ass

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>>182320927
We getting those fucking Doomfist skins today or what?

>>182328727
That does sound like a pretty sweet deal

>>182323783
What the fuck, My castanic in TERA has that exact same one peice except it's gold and black.

Is this like some Sourcefilm maker mashup or something?

That one piece is from TERA.

>>182328741
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill
some people are exceptional

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> Overwatch "lore"
Nani?

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Does Orb of Discord affect both damage from Zen and teammates? Or just Zen?

>>182328643
>her squad gets destroyed my kaiju omnic
>she breaks down
>decides to stop
>"GET IN THE FUCKING MEKA, SONG"

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>>182327072
why hack can't hack sym's tiny teleporter/generator when in volskaya she controled a giant robotic arm, that's bs

>>182328904
all damage done

>>182328792
Hey whos this handsome guy anyway?

>>182328904
Everyone. Orb of Discord is a 30% damage debuff on the target and the debuff applies to all damage, not just Zenyatta's.

>>182328792
Stop posting that stupid image.

>>182328941
>slaps herself
>realizes she moping will get her nowhere
>her efforts to save korea from giant robots is redoubled
>finds new resolve in her quest to be the best robot pilot in the world
>apologizes in her livestream for being mopey and emo, and that good ol Dva is back to save the day

>>182328957
>nerfing Sym
YAMERO

>>182328884
T H I C C

>>182328964
>>182329007
Apologies for the dumb question. Thank you kindly.

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>30% from all sources

absolute fucking madman

D.va has a cute wiggle ass

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>6-6 horizon tie
HATE 2CP

>>182329163
It's decent. I prefer my butts bigger, though.

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>>182329051

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>mid diamond duo
>grill gamer mercy main and mediocre dps guy

>3 draws a row in placement

Can't wait to drop by 700.

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>>182329314
>get put in with a 5-stack
>they have a hanzo main who only plays hanzo
>is shit
>cant talk shit to him or ask him to change because his team is gonna gang up on me

>>182321442
is that for your last 20 games?

>>182329281
Mercy big?

>>182329361
draws are objectively the best ending to matches

EVERYONE loses, NOBODY wins

>>182329281
I appreciate overwatch for its diverse roster of asses. Something for everyone.

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>>182329281

>>182329389
Just stay as a good little healslut and dont tilt your carriers

>>182329245
>cap first point in thirty seconds, fucking roll them
>stall 2nd cap for all eight minutes

EVERY

GOD

DAMN

TIME

>>182329493
Woah

>>182327654
Did you know his deflect has the same values as Riens shield, and you can hit him from the sides and from behind while he is deflecting?

>>182329418
Mercy and Widowmaker both have great butts. Theirs are just right in plumpness.

>>182329493
Bit too big, anon. Not into that blueberry fetish.

>>182328201
wait why is an omnic wearing glasses?

>>182329862
>Omnics can't wear glasses
Racist cunt.

>>182329898
yeah I might be
but who let that omnic have glasses?
those are for people and horses

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I want to drink from the mercy bowl

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>>182329975

Imagine if Tracer was released later instead of being the face of overwatch

Just imagine how much butthurt she'd have caused and how many cries for nerfs there'd be

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>Blizzard nerfs Roadhog to oblivion because players complain that his hook combo is unfun
>Introduces new hero who deletes most of the cast with a 4 second cooldown punch
Can't wait to see all the salt Memefist generates when he hits the live servers.

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>>182329163
I like how her best highlight intro is not just good on its own, it also makes all the thumbnails for clips of it be a picture of her ass.

Truly Blizzard are fine artists.

> Try to make a harem in OW
> Realise it's a bad idea when I get 3 girls in and they're all mercy mains

>>182330494
death would be preferable

once I hit masters the youtube memes are going to not be as funny anymore :C

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>>182329975

>>182330261

The irony is that Roadhog would have been a strong counter to Doomfist alongside Sombra, thus keeping his reign of terror in check.

>>182329975
I'd drink out of the reinhardt bowl

>>182329975

I fail to understand.

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>>182329975
For what purpose?

>>182330726
I don't think it's a coincidence at all
During early internal testing, they had to have noticed that old hog absolutely shits on Doomfist.
Even the way Hog is now, he can square up to Doomfist more so than other heroes

>>182329975
That Reinhardt bowel looks pretty sick actually. Ana too. Torbjorn's is so under detailed, just looks lazy.

>>182330261
the punch isnt anything like hook, its more like rein charge if rein charge was actually good
he cant just passively shut down sightlines and force players to peek corners just to have a hope of fighting him with it, its more along the lines of an actual punish tool for mindless overextension, albeit a pretty bullshit one

the ults where the problems are gonna come from, the invuln period is just absolutely inexcusable with what he gains from it

>>182328792
I think they're going to keep Doomfist's cosmetics until the Summer Games Event, which is the same day he'll be released to live and we know he's also getting Summer Games skins. But that's just a theory.

>>182321012
>Solo Queue Only
No more boosting, no more DPS instalock 3-stacks who don't join teamchat, no more Top 500 stacks at off-peak hours, no more Diamond+Gold duos in Plat.

>Link your Overwatch to a real phone number (not visible to anyone else)
Greatly increases the barrier to smurfing.

>Karma System
Once every 24 hours, you can upvote or downvote one person on your team. Players are queued with players with a similar level of karma. Throwers, one tricks, trolls, leavers, Symm mains etc. will all only ever see each other.

>Reporting system that actually works.
Should tell you that a player you recently reported has had action taken against them. People jumping off the map and clearly not playing to win instantly banned. Repeat leavers banned for season.

>>182326562
You mean Lucio's original ultimate?

>>182330354
> her ass.
or lackthereof

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>>182330919
>Reinhardt bowel

>>182329245
Map filters when, sick of fucking 2 cp. I don't care if that means no one plays 2 cp because blizzard needs to know that 2 cp is garbage, maybe they'll fix their maps.

Would it even be possible to carry a bronze to diamond? It would be a permanent 5v6 against the enemy team. Technically wouldn't players that are at the "boosted" skill level be at the skill level if they are able to attain it?

>>182322560
I watched a 15 minute video from Stylosa once.
It was about SR gains being inflated on Mercy, Sombra, etc.

He literally opens the video with something like "I have no proof about this, I'm only speculating, I could be totally wrong", and goes on this 15 minute rant slamming Blizzard for a hypothetical situation he completely made up.

How the fuck does anyone watch this guy?

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>>182330494
>tfw I've been in a group with two Mercy mains
>tfw they took turns being Mercy and didn't fight over who would Mercy
>tfw we had a win streak going until two of us had to log off
>tfw they still ask me to join random games
It was probably my luck that I met them and they didn't try fighting.

>>182331146
Agree with the report system actually doing something fucking useful, but not with your autobans.

It should do what leaving arcade/qp matches does but for comp - No goldbux and -75% xp for comp games whether you win or lose.

If you keep getting reports for a specific category (i.e. throwing), it puts you in a low-prio queue which means your wait times go up to >10 minutes. It also only matches you with other griefers. Only way to get out of low-prio is win games.

>>182327337
Nerf how fast Sombra's EMP charges. Literally the only character in the game who gains ult from the use of her ult.

Buff Roadhog, obviously. Give him a passive such that damage inflicted to Hog only gives 1/3rd of the would-be ult charge. Stop him being such an ult battery.

>>182330261
You see the difference here is
>250HP vs 600HP
>Player had to be near a wall to be killed vs Literally anywhere
>will usually dive into the enemy team vs pulls victim into the friendly team
>created degenerative shields vs 300HP self heal in a second
>1 seconds loud charge up vs near silent footsteps and no alert or incoming hook

>>182330031
>>182330714
>>182330771
>>182330779
>>182330850
>>182330919
I've posted this before but this is the first time it got replies, anyway I found it on >normiebook one day and decided to save it from the OP's Deviantart, I find the Mercy Bowl to be really cute

>>182331568
Winstons/Dva abusing the fuck out of hacked 250HP healthpacks gives Sombra a guaranteed EMP every 60 seconds. EMP charge rate from healthkits needs to be nerfed hard

>>182327337
Nerf Genji. Ult charges 15% slower, HE FUCKING LOSES IT IF HE DIES DURING STARTUP
Buff Orisa. Cooldown for Fortify begins immediately after use, Halt cooldown reduced to 5 seconds

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Holinka has been moved from the WOW team and has now forced himself onto the Overwatch team declaring him. Head of Balance. He has decided in his stupidity to give every Offense character a Elim Reset just like genjis SwiftStrike. Which ability gets the reset for each hero?

why the fuck is the only melee hero absolutely shit at melee damage

rocket hammer is literally only good for offense when reinhardt is nanoboosted

>>182331403
Watching a YouTube gamer was your first mistake

>>182331834
>HE FUCKING LOSES IT IF HE DIES DURING STARTUP

this.
is this supposed to be a balancing thing or what?

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>>182331616
you forgot to mention that roadhog was predictable and at a huge disadvantage at range. meanwhile one punch man is very mobile with multiple skill combinations to get around. roadhog was like pudge from dota, created to keep out of place shitters in check. dr. fistula can drop out of fuckknowswhere from the sky and use his uppercut combo to do the same thing hook did on anyone whenever.

>>182330067
It might surprise you, but Tracer was a mid range character in the first version of the game and not nearly as balanced as she is now.

>>182327337
Nerf Winston's ult, if his HP is under 300 he only regains 300 HP back, not 1000

Buff Reaper's Ult, Reaper is now invulnerable during his DB, but his movement speed is slowed slightly, wraith fprm now has a resource meter and lasts until it's depleted, shadow step now turns reaper into a circle shadow on the ground he can move freely and pops up from the shadow after 3 seconds

>>182331393
Can it be done? Absolutely. Can EVERYONE do it? Perhaps not.

Generally speaking, I'm sure there are bronze players, who simply cannot progress further. They may lack the time, effort, skill, tech - whatever.

But on the other hand, I'm sure there are tonnes of people who are actually held back by "elo hell". The ranking system simply isn't very good at determining how "good" every individual is. Not to mention I doubt the skill gap between leagues is actually that big.

So yeah, a player can be stuck in (say) gold, while performing as good as someone in (say) diamond. That's what I believe anyway. (And I'm a "diamond" plus player.)

>>182332095
>Buff Reaper's Ult, Reaper is now invulnerable during his DB, but his movement speed is slowed slightly, wraith fprm now has a resource meter and lasts until it's depleted, shadow step now turns reaper into a circle shadow on the ground he can move freely and pops up from the shadow after 3 seconds

jesus fucking christ anon, how about we give him blink and recall as well?

>>182322029
went barely into diamond right at the beginning of the season then fell down to low plat for the longest time, just made it back today. feels good man

>>182332118
Any player can go from gold to diamond with a consistent team of 3 or 4. As long as all members carry their weight and are indeed a higher rank than their SR indicates. SR is a terrible indicator of skill.

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>decide "Oh hey I'm up for some QP, should be some nice fun."
>team goes 5 DPS
>go Zen
>team gets fucking molested by their Winston no matter what and counterpicking doesn't help because I'm the only one doing it meaning we'll always be down a tank or healer
>anything Winston doesn't pick off is distracted enough by Winston to be just picked off by their Hanzo
>the 5 DPS on my team just switch between the Offense classes + Hanzo and Widow for the entire first round and half of the second round until one of them just switches to Roadhog and then immediately sit emotes in spawn because "it's already lost"
And don't give me that "hurrdurr it's just QP" horseshit. If you want to play Team Deathmatch go play any other game besides the one built around counterpicking, different class types and that -doesn't have a TDM mode specifically because it's not designed to be played like that-.

>>182332095
Any one of those reaper buffs would be fine individually but together it's absurd.

>>182331930
What are you talking about 75 damage a swing in a wide arc is great. The thing is that Rein is such a huge and important target that even dummies know to focus him so he gets melted whenever he drops the shield

>>182327594
you would make one of the most unfun characters to play against that also doesn't require a lot of skill for getting average performance the absolut overpowered cancer

his passive buff was insane already
3 bear traps what the hell
increased projectile speed for what reason
rip tire armor - why?

>>182331996
Dude if you stun him and no you're team is half competent, he's dead. Roadhog was generally always hiding near his Rein so it was impossible to kill the dude before a huge fight broke out and he gets his guarantee free kill in the chaos

>swift strike now doesn't reset on a kill

There, fixed. Hire me Blizzard.

>play on custom server
>mech-less d.va using wraith form
>mercy using symmetra's turrets
>rein is roadhog
>Reaper is fucking Bastion

>>182331904
>Hook for Hog
>Chained hooks kill everyone but the tanks in 5 seconds

>>182332384
I would fucking love this because he can't solo team kill with his ult anymore but people would throw a huge fit over it, he'll even if kill only cut the cooldown in halr people would cry

>>182332410
>reaper is fucking bastion

BASTION IS NOT FOR LEWD

Event Patch tomorrow?

>>182330261
>Hanzo has scatter
>winston exists
>symmetra exists

Oh noes guys! If he gets a squishy witb a full charge punch againsy the wall it kills them. TOTALLY OP GUYS OVERWATCH IS A SERIOUS FPS WHY ISN'T AIMING MY DOT RETICLE THE ONLY REQUIREMENT FOR FUN.

NECK YOURSELF

>>182332451
How about it resets only if you get an actual kill with swift strike and not just any elim?

>>182332246
You know why QP is total shit?

Because I spend 90% of my games emotionally babysitting 5 other people. People who tilt off the face of the fucking earth if we don't get a second healer or second tank, but oh, they won't switch themselves, they only play Genji.

There's a whole load of characters I'd like to play, but 90% of my comp gametime is on tank or healer because no one else wants to fucking play them. I'm not going to healslut and defense matrix in QP too.

Go fuck yourself.

>>182332496
>Hanzo has scatter
Needs to be removed.

>500 million damage on a 10 second cooldown all for just aiming in the general direction of someones feet.

>>182331904
Tracer: One blink has been deposited in ptomyour account
McCree: Roll
Soldier: I don't even want to think about that his one
Doomboy: Uppercut
Sombra: Hack
Pharaoh: Jump
Reaper: Wraith form

this game is such a mess. it's a shame because it's fun to play

>>182332509
Better, I'm pretty sure he still gets the reset even for just assists

>>182332509
i think this would work if

>resest on kill with swiftstrike
>target dies within 2 seconds - last dmg by genji (player) was dealth to target with swiftstrike

it would be super frustrating to swift strike a target to like 2 hp cause of some random lucio aura or a sudden orb of harmony and then the lasthit would be stolen by someone else on your team a.k.a. "dude stop stealing my kills i need the reset"

>the pure fear in genjis eyes as you lock on him as he sees symmetra

>>182332471
Seems unlikely. If they followed their usual thuesday scheme, something new would apper in 6 hours or so.

But I think the next big thing will actually be in two weeks.

>try to snipe genji
>he deflects
>he headshots my friend
lovely

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>>182332509
how bout you stop crying bitchboi