/meg/- Mass Effect General

Why was the previous thread archived

>tfw no qt femtur to cuddle on the couch after a long day of work

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Bumping with whatever I feel like

>>182282257
Was it because nobody posted?

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>>182282381
it hurts

>>182282381
Feels bad

>>182282403
It wasn't THAT dead, only a bit ded

>>182282257
Some fag spammed the board. Other /vg/ threads got archived as well.

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>>182282403
Fair

Nth for I wanna fuck a raptor.

>>182282257
/vg/ was spammed with topics.

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>>182282665
>/vg/ was spammed with topics.

What does that even mean? Were people just making new threads for no reason?

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>You couldn’t help but notice the mandibled women’s eyes boring into you from across the relatively quiet interior of the cafe.
>What fuck is she looking at?
>Was she one of those human fetishists? The thought sent your skin crawling.
>She’d been watching you nurse your sugared up coffee concoction for the past hour, and it was becoming unsettling.
>With you occupied deep in thought, she rises.
>She was quite tall, easily over 6 feet, Long crimson lines accentuating her mandibles, contrasting quite well with her Amethyst eyes.
>She was pretty attractive, as far as turian women go.
>Not that you have any experience with being a xenophile.
>Your quiet introspection turns to sudden alarm when you realize she is sauntering towards your direction.
>Millions of scenarios playing out in your mind, most not favorable. What could she possibly want?
>Swallowing hard, you notice she’s holding some sort of portable datapad.
>The woman quickly closes the distance and arrives at your table, the tension in the air almost palpable.
>She deftly places it on your table and slowly slides it towards you, her eyes never leaving yours.
>Her mandibles flare out, baring her teeth. A smile? perhaps.
>Well, at least you think it was a smile.
>A wink? Did she just wink?
>With that done, she promptly turns around, baring her back and exits the cafe.
>With your mind racing, you quickly scramble for the data pad.
>Your eyes widen when you finally situate it in your hands and read the first line.
>Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
>So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

Edited.

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I want BIG WAIFU TIDDIES! BIG SILICONE TIDDIES!

>>182282842
a bot flooded /vg/ with pokemon porn threads

>>182282956
wes i swear to god i will fly to germany and beat you over the head with a luger

>>182282403
Quality bump. I'll get around to updating it when I finish up my little side project from the last thread.

No idea why it was deleted though. We were only page 8. Feels bad.

>>182282956
>A smile? perhaps.

Feels like it's Eddy.

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>>182282956
LIES

>>182283025
Classic

Last one so far boys, that I know of

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>>182283114
>tfw no ancient Luger in Mass Effect
>no P38
>no M1911

>>182282381
>tfw you will never get a few floaties and snorkels and teach her how to swim

>>182283114
I'm not wes. I'm posting this to gauge people's interest in my writing.

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>>182283343
>tfw historical pistols strapped to your waifu's thighs

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>>182283693
I told you last thread that I liked the concept

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Now to get back to smoking.

Are darker plated turians made out of a different type of metal?

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>>182282381

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>>182284026
>husks are useless and mindless zombies instead of Terminator-esque robotic soldiers wielding heavy machine guns

The chosen ones, huh?

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>we got archived before reaching limit
It was fun while it lasted, dudes

>>182284181

None of them are "made out of metal", they just contain trace amounts of it.

>>182284251
Muh heart

>>182283929
I NEED MORE FEEDBACK

>>182284523
I thought tungsten or whatever gave their plates that metal look

>>182284564
What metal look?

>>182284545
JUST FUKIN DO IT FAGGOT PEOPLE READ MY FUKIN SHIT GOD DAMN GROW SOME BALLS AND FUKIN DO IT I WANT TO JERK MY DIK BUT I NEED MORE CONTENT

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>>182284446

The lighting on Scotty's armour looks really nice. For all its issues, materials and lighting looks great.

>>182284446
>Gilfag can't read
Doesn't surprise me.

>>182284564

It's thulium, and they just look bony to me.

>>182283156
It's so sad that coffee quar anon cannot update his fic regularly.

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>>182284181
>>182284564
Its pretty much just their skin. Since Garrus has mostly fleshy things under it.
Who knows what causes it to be different colors?

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>>182284941
I just woke up and have inflamed tastebuds, ok; I'm not doing anything right today

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>>182285158
He just posted in thread m9: >>182283130

>>182284545
OK, I DONT LIKE

>She was pretty attractive, as far as turian women go.

MAKE HIM DISLIKE HER MORE AND THEN SLOWLY COME AROUND

>>She was quite tall, easily over 6 feet, Long crimson lines accentuating her mandibles, contrasting quite well with her Amethyst eyes.

IS ENOUGH TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THERE IS EVEN A TINY AMOUNT OF INTEREST

>>182284545
Write more faggot, it's good shit. If you need ideas, just ask or something like that. Someone is bound to have some good ones if that's the issue.

>>182285528
My eyes sore.

I am sorry writeanon.

>tfw when no metro effect set after the reaper war
>reapers are dead but everything is fucked
>people living under ground
>shields non existant
>guns go back to chemical propellant
>eezo mutants rule the surface
>left over reaper creatures wander the surface

>>182285158
I'm sorry anon. I ended up scraping what I was I was writing because it ended up being pretty trash, and my latest update didn't seem all that great.

Just trying to produce some quality content for you guys.

>>182287117
Nah it's cool mate, as long as it's cute and hinting future lewd i'm okay with slow updates.

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>>182287117
Take your time, I'd rather get quality as opposed to trash

If you are referring to >>182283156 as "not great" then you need to lighten the fuck up. I enjoyed it, and I'm sure others did too

>>182284251
The armor makes this scene x1000 cuter.

>>182284705
>>182285528
>>182285539
Thanks fags. Although, I need to storyboard. I didn't think of anything other then structuring a scene properly and making it flow well.

I'm open to ideas.

>>182287612
have him get up choke slam her on to the table then have him teach her what it feels like to poo backwards

>>182287774
Dios mio i keked

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>>182287612
Ok dick-licker, here's what I think you need to do.

First figure out what the fuck the message actually is, maybe its an offer to meet up

maybe it's something that would pique his interest

maybe its something that flusters him and he runs after her

regardless you need a way for them to converse/meet up.

After that have him get annoyed/angry/embarrassed and leave

After that have him think about her non stop be it hate turning into confusion as his world is turned upside down. Perhaps build up why he hates xenos somewhere in there.

Have him see her again or at the cafe somehow. Have him be more anxious or nervous and have her actually talk to him instead of an angry rabble like the first one.

Or something. I hate writing things, I'm terrible at it but I have ideas and tropes. It's up to you to do your magic you massive fucking faggot

>>182287612
Bar scene? Maybe the data pad had the name and location of a bar with a specific time.

>>182288764
>That spacing

That looked better in the text box

>>182287774
>A wink? Did she just wink?
>No
>No one winks at you like that
>She barely had time to react before you were out of your seat.
>Your left hand arcs up, directly towards her neck.
>You smile in grim satisfaction as you feel her leathery neck around your hand.
>Meanwhile you reach out with your other hand, securing it swiftly yet firmly on the table.
>Her eyes go wide, she knows. This is going to hurt.
>”S-Somebody h-help! This man is crazy!” The alien manages to choke out.
>Her protests fall on deaf ears, everyone in the cafe looking at you. Nodding in silent approval.
>With the patron’s approval, you push from within the deep confines of your body and begin the main event.
>The force of her skull connecting with the table rattled the windows of the small once quiet cafe.
>She falls to the ground, limp. The life disappearing from her eyes.
>The cafe erupts into a roar, everyone cheering.
>You catch one of the patrons particularly sadistic suggestions “Teach her what it feels like to poop backwards!”
>You grin, pick up your coat from the overturned chair and exit. Feeling higher than you ever have since shanxi.

>>182283138
It's not eddy. It's too well written.

>>182290673
Who is eddy?

>>182282956
Have her maybe compliment an odd facial feature (brows? cheeks?) and then give a location to meet, possibly a bar.

Make him flustered at this as well.

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Alright, I´ve been thinking

> Turians have no frontal incisors like mammals do
> they have a long flexible tongue
> their plates contain the element Thulium
> Thulium is Element No. 69
> Element 69, long tongue, no frontal incisor

Coincidence ?
I think not

>>182291246

Strange that a species with a carnivorous diet doesn't have incisors.

>>182291681
Is that what their beak like mouth for?

>>182292029

Hm, maybe, now that you mention it. Would be interesting, too, since it means the face plates might serve more purposes than just slight radiation protection.

>>182291681
Dinosaurs were carnivorous and they too lacked Incisors. Actually you dont need them, it depends on how you eat. A turian teeths are good for simply tearing food apart.

>>182292029
>>182292260
It seems to be somewhat flexible though, completely unsuited for ripping flesh

>>182292585
Only in MEA because the animators were hack frauds. I don't remember them acting like lips in the OT

>>182292585

That's true.

>>182292878

They do, since the first game.

>>182292585
>>182292878
In the OT the "lips" look very flexible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOPj3ZY5Ju4

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>>182283343
>>182283738
I'd kill for a weapon mod featuring 20th/21st century guns

>>182291246
I want to put my dick in it.

>>182290897
An attentionwhoring swedecuck who thinks he can write, yet only writes the same two stories again and again with slight deviations.
An embarrassment all around really.

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rate my ryder's name XD <3

>>182295494
Is that the guy who wrote the turian steam bath fic or whatever?

>>182295596
I don't know. Does it have cringeworthy fluff? Then it's probably him.

>>182295596
https://eddrf.tumblr.com/

Wish he'd upload all his stuff but still a good selection

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Reminder that Liara is the undisputed best waifu.

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>>182295494
You seem upset

>>182295596
Yes

>>182296089
You seem autistic if you think that's what upset looks like.

>>182295494
Shame on you, Ed has some pretty good stories. Even he admits the quality varies, though.

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Does Jack have any good interactions with Kaidan or Ash?

I was going to romance Ash, but Kaidan is too bro to let die.

These threads are maintained by EA shills right?
Surely no one unironically posts in these after me3 and meA?

>>182296561
>>>/v/

>>182296561
i just got into Mass Effect and I like the games so far

>>182296460

Not that I know of. I don't know what Ashley says about Jack (and vice versa) on Grissom, or what she says if you plug Jack.

>>182296561
I'm here for the writefags, reposted fanart, and general comfyness.

>>182296089
God damn, why is space so comfy.

>>182296289
>Ed has some pretty good stories
Yeah, two. All the other ones are slight variation on those two. In the bedroom instead of in the shower. With a no-name human instead of with Tali. Other than that everything remains pretty much the same.

>>182296561
>These threads are maintained by EA shills right?
Mostly biodrones and tumblrinas these days.

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>>182296826
No gravity=no worries

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Would you have preferred to have a display for ammo left in the thermal clip a la Dead Space?

>>182297137
>if you like ME3 at all, you're a biodrone
Hmm.

>>182297259
When are we supposed to get the Juno pics again? I thought the flyby was today.

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>>182297478
It'll take a bit for processing, we should see them fairly soon

>>182297397

I would've preferred a somewhat subtle thermal meter on the side.
I did also just notice the health and shield on his neck, and some yellow bar.
With that much screen space left, I would've also made the squadmate info part larger. Make a proper shield strength and health bar.

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>>182297804
Interestingly enough, a bit later in the documentary they show a HUD that's closer to the final version. The yellow bar shows that your powerup is ready for use.

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>i know what to write about my ryder with jaal

>>182295582
Why do people tag their own Ryder's name? The Male/Female Ryder tag exists for a reason

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>>182299159
>mfw someone actually typed that
This truly is the darkest timeline.

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>>182299739
it can always be worse

>>182289081
>You smile in grim satisfaction as you feel her leathery neck around your hand.
>her neck around your hand.
>around
>your hand
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

>>182300053
he was so pissed off he stabbed his hand into her neck

>>182299927
This is gas chamber material.

>>182296561
i wish i was getting paid.

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welp RIP milky way

>>182300438
>34 chapters
Christ

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>>182300848
you like hunger games
you like mass effect
i got the cancer just for you

>>182300959
>Effect Games

I mean, that's just terrible. You never use both the last parts. It'd be Hunger Effect or Mass Games.

>>182282381
>tfw no qt femtur to spar with and teach her/you how to fight

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>>182300959
it's written like a fucking teen wrote this

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>>182300959

>>182300959
Please stop, these are too much anon. My eyes are about to bleed.

Is Aya the size of Mars or smaller?

>>182299927
Disgusting

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>>182301160
>did liarafag write this

>>182301641
>>182301160
It's good that he/she is writing, but they need to work more at it. Read a book or soemthing too. Study the prose in other books.

>>182301798
she literally copied the book and just placed in mass effect characters

>>182301965
Wait, the writing in Hunger Games is that atrocious? How did it do so well then?

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>>182299927
Dammit! You leave Gil outta this. He's a pure boy for traditional and normal sex

>>182302408
marketed to preteens

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>>182302442

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>>182302469
But it is so disjointed and poorly written. I refuse to believe it got past an editor.

Okay, I just google image searched some pages from the actual book.

Christ is it bad. Not as bad as this, but it is close.

Shit, I should write a book. Apparently it is easy money.

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>>182302442
is he pure?

>>182301641
that this is the quality of professional writing in the current year makes me feel less guilty about reading fanfiction.

Kadara > Eos > Havaarl > Voeld >>> Elaaden

you literally cannot dispute this.

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>guys new fanfiction idea
>let's take two people that have no interactions
>and
>make em fuck

>>182229962
Previous update.

>Your curiosity gets the better of you. You decide to head to the left sorry to find the source of the commotion.
>The sound of the commotion begins rising steadily in your ears as you make your way down through the slick metal corridor. Whatever the source is, you're close to it now. You decide to slow your pace in case you find yourself caught off guard.
>Rounding the corner, you discover the source of the commotion. Well, kind of.
>The corridor you were walking through has transitioned into a long balcony, with a long stretch of glass railing on your right side, and more smooth metal wall to your right. A few recessed lights shine dim white light from the ceiling above.
>It's nighttime, wherever you are.
>The view over the railing grants you a limited view of the dark glass walls of an adjacent building, a warm orange glow emanates out of view beneath you. The same unsettling sounds of commotion echo from below.
>You quickly deduce that you must be high above the ground in some sort of urban area, however your limited view from the balcony inhibits you from making any further judgments. Without any discernible landmarks, you realize that this could be almost any large urban area on Earth. The mysterious nature of this place is beginning to frustrate you.
>You find yourself tempted to approach the glass railing in search of more answers, but something far more interesting and immediate catches your eye.
>Nearing the far end of the balcony you spot a shadowy figure leaning casually against the railing. From it's posture it appears absorbed in whatever is happening below.
>Squinting your eyes against the darkness, you try to discover more details about the figure.
>It's outline seems to be human..ish. You can make out a pair of lanky arms and legs, and what appears to be a large... hump? Strange. Like most things you have encountered so far, the figure gives off an uneasy feeling of familiarity.

(1/2)

Anyone else getting massive lag issues in single player since the update?

>>182303937
(2/2)

>You let out a small sigh of relief. You're just glad that the figure hasn't appeared to notice you yet.
>You have trouble making out any further details through the darkness.
>You find yourself faced with a few options:

1)Attempt to sneak past the figure and continue down the balcony.
2)Approach the figure and attempt to discern more information.
3)Turn around and re-enter the domed room.

>>182304341
Approach the figure, what's the worst that could happen?

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>>182303510
I need to scrub my eyes

>>182304862
should i make this a regular thing of finding the worst mass effect fan fics and sharing them here

>>182305079
Fuckin doooo it

>>182305079
Yes
as long as they don't involve Gil and Scott

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>>182303510
>be gay
>read this
>my reaction to this

This has to be written by a woman. Has to.

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>>182284251
>cute pic i haven't seen

adding to the collection.

>>182305751
Of course it is. They love imagining us as being huge degenerates

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jaal and scott has a kid in this one
a angaran kid

>>182306114
>imagining

>>182303875
>kadara
>higher than anything
This is bait

>>182306114
You are.

>>182300438
This sounds genuinely intriguing...

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>>182306114

>>182306114
>implying this isn't the truth

>>182303937
Approach the turian.

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>>182306660

>>182304341
Approach

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>>182306114

>>182304739
>>182308901
>>182309437
>>182304341

>Curiosity is a bitch, isn't it? You decide to approach the figure.
>Walking softly in what you hope is out of sight of the figure, you arrive what you feel is a comfortable distance from the figure.
>Although the darkness still presents difficulties, you're able to discern a few more details from your new perspective.
>You furrow your brows in confusion. Upon closer inspection, the figure doesn't seem to be human at all.
>You immediately notice the long spikes that seem to be protruding backwards from the figure's knees. A triplet of long, sharp figures is visible in contrast on one of the figures arms as it leans lazily against the balcony. You still can't quite make out any features on the figures face, besides its seemingly smooth round head.
>You notice a slight metallic sheen around the figure. You attribute this effect to some sort of armor that the figure appears to be wearing.
>The figure itself appears to be quite tall, you estimate that should it stand up, it would tower a full head above you.
>You freeze as the figure lets out a long, high-pitched sigh, and adjusts itself slightly.
>You watch carefully, heart pounding, ready to run at any moment.
>The figure resumes its idle observation of the cityscape below. It seems you're in the clear.
>Your current position leaves you with a few options:

1)Attempt to sneak past the figure and continue down the balcony.
2)Time to make friends! Confront the figure.
3)Turn around and walk back into the domed room.

Reminder that you can ask to check your inventory at any time, or ask to use certain items it a situation. If you're clever enough, it might lead to a different outcome.

>>182310198
Inspect inventory

>>182310198
make friends

>>182310198
Make friends with him.

>>182310198
When do we get to the MTs?

>>182310438
In your inventory you find your PHONE, your WALLET, and a single house KEY.

>>182310625
>smooth round head.

It's a woman.

>>182310772
Shit, even better. Romance her.

>>182310748
Check PHONE for service/Internet connection. Let's find out more about where we are.

>>182310852
Already did that. No service or useful info.

>>182310748
Kill jester.

>>182310198
Check inventory now that you mention it

>>182310198
Uh, we get to bring friends

>>182310938
Shit.

Make a fist and place key between index and middle finger knuckles.
Then cautiously approach.

Anons, he said the first 2 of the same response is what is chosen.

>>182310495
>>182310625
>>182311157 Clever.
>>182310198

>Friends are nice. You decide to confront the figure.
>Swallowing nervously, your mind races. This is a big moment. First contact.
>Well, first contact for you at least. You aren't sure whether there are any other humans around. Maybe this is a first for humanity.
>You decide to play it safe.
>Using the KEY from your pocket, you clench it between the knuckles of your index and middle as a makeshift weapon. If you don't play this off right, it could go south very, very quickly. Those sharp fingers on the figure look like they mean business.
>You take a couple more short steps forward, trying best to keep yourself calm.
>Still maintaining what you deem a safe distance just out of arms reach, you decide to speak up.
>You decide its best to say:

1)"...Hello?"
2)"Turn around. Slowly."
3)"What the FUCK are YOU."

>>182310702
You guys already missed those... Kinda.

>>182311970
>1)"...Hello?"

>>182311970
hello

>>182311970
>You guys already missed those
FUCK

>>182311970
hello

>>182311970
Hello, qt.

>>182311970
unzip benis

>>182312739
>those fucking queer-ass custom names

Either make it the default or make it your own (first) name. I met a girl the other day named "Sunshine". Can you fucking imagine.

>>182312087
>>182312132
>>182312196
>>182311970

>Doing your best to maintain a calm, even voice, you say, "...Hello?"
>The figures head suddenly suddenly jerks back in surprise. You brace yourself for whatever could happen next.
>Pivoting on one of it's slender feet, the figure turns rapidly to face the source of the voice.
>In the brief moment that the figure exposes itself to the light, you get a good glimpse of the features on it's face.
>A hard, jagged outer shell appears to cover the majority of the figure's face, with a dull spike protruding from either side of the figures's jaw. What you assume to be a long, flat, slender nose runs down the middle of the figures face. A pair of bright green cat-like eyes stare at you intently.
>You can make a strange green pattern adorning the contours of the figures face.
>It's definitely alien.
>Suddenly, the alien opens it.. mouth, and emits a strange cacophony of what appears to be birdsong, screeching, and a low grumble. You haven't heard anything like it.
>If the alien was attempting to speak to you, this was certainly going to be harder than you anticipated.
>You can feel the alien's eyes watching you nervously.
>You don't have a lot of time to make a good first impression, if that's even still a possibility.
>You decide its best to attempt to continue talking.
>You decide to say:

1)"Uhh..nice to meet you too."
2)"What?"
3)Attempt to communicate in it's language by making indiscernible screeching noises.
4)Talking isn't going to work. Attempt a handshake instead.

>>182314219
attempt handshake

>>182314219
Hand shake.

>>182314379
>>182314462
NO YOU FOOLS, SHE'LL SEE THE KEY WEAPON AND ATTACK.

2)

>>182314674
didn't have to be the hand with the key

>>182314219
Yeah, handshake, it's the only thing turians understand.

>>182314219
cold stone stunner

>>182314674
I'm left handed, so I didn't even think that this character would be holding it in his right hand. Make sure you pocket the key first.

>>182314894
at this point you can't she'll get suspicious

>>182314976
Show it to her before pocketing it. It's just a key.

>>182315905
yep i vote this although it maybe to late

>>182314219
POCKET THE KEY REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>182314379
>>182314462
>>182314674 Lol.
>>182314762
>>182314219

>You decide that talking isn't going to work, and go for the handshake instead.
>You extend your right hand slowly yet firmly toward the alien, hoping they understand the gesture. The KEY remains clutched tightly between the knuckles of your left hand.
>The alien eyes you suspiciously, it's eyes darting rapidly between your outstretched had and the KEY clenched in the other.
>The alien begins to raise both of its hands up in a defensive posture, and starts to slowly back away from the glass railing, towards the exit on the far side of the balcony.
>The alien begins to emit a soft, low murmur from their throat as it backs away from you.
>You realize that brandishing a weapon during first contact probably wasn't the best of ideas.
>Meaning no harm, your mind races rapidly for a way to resolve the situation.
>You find yourself faced with a few choices:

1)Drop the KEY on the ground, and raise your hands in a similar defensive manner.
2)Pocket the KEY, and raise your hands in a similar defensive manner.
3)Show the alien the KEY, and then continue to attempt a handshake.
4)Lower your right hand. A handshake isn't the solution either.

Are you anons enjoying this? I might have to take a short break after the next one.

>>182316825
I like it

2

>>182316825
show the key IN A OPEN PALM and then continue the handshake

>>182316825
Pocket the key and raise that hand. Keep your right outstretched, perhaps? Less suspicious.

>>182316825
Drop key, raise both hands, start shouting OH GOD WHY

>>182317158
If not, show key in open hand. I still want to attempt this handshake.

>>182316825
Go with 1

>>182317037
>>182317158
welp gg you guys just fucking killed him
she's going to think he's going for a gun and beat the fuck out of him

>>182316825
Go with 1 and try to apologize

>>182317528
He'd do it slowly, obviously.

>>182316825
Fetal position with acoustic screeching

>>182316825
Drop the key.

>>182316825
Drop the damn key

>>182316825
Drop the key. It won't look like you're reaching for a weapon as it would if you reached into your pocket. The key won't help if she actually wants you dead anyway (which it should be clear she doesn't), if you're a normal-sized guy she's got half a foot and forty pounds on you, plus military training and stronger per-unit-weight musculature.

>>182316825
1

Best OC shit in a long time. Fun idea.

>>182311157
You cheeky cunt, you did this
>>182316825
We could have had help, now we're going to get thrown off a balcony.

>>182317317
>>182317421
>>182317532
>>182317887
>>182318023
>>182318250
>>182316825


>You decide that it's best to loose the weapon. You drop the KEY and raise your hands in a defensive posture.
>As you drop the KEY, you watch out of the corner of your eye as it bounces and clatters against the hard metallic floor, before finally sliding underneath the glass railing of the balcony and into the void beyond.

You have lost the KEY.
>Keeping your hands raised, you watch as the expression on the aliens face seems to notably soften, and it pauses briefly from its slow retreat. Perhaps this was the best course of action.
>Putting on your friendliest smile, you decide to attempt the handshake again.
>This time, you keep the palm of your left hand open in a non-threatening manner as you slowly extend your right hand. You hope that the alien will appreciate and reciprocate the gesture.
>You watch carefully as the bright green eyes of the alien dart between your own eyes and outstretched hand.
>The alien appears to be very hesitant about the whole matter.
>Your heart jumps slightly in your chest as you notice the alien's right hand begin to move slowly towards yours.
>Oh fuck. This was really going to happen.
>The alien's three-fingered hand embraces your in a tentative grip. The alien's leathery skin is surprisingly warm and soft to the touch, not what you had expected given it's outward appearance. You can feel the sharp talons of the alien's hand dig slightly into your soft skin, making you glad you decided to go the peaceful route. You could've easily ended up as mincemeat.
>Overall, the handshake was an awkward affair. You certainly weren't accustomed to the elongated shape of the alien's hand, besides up until now all of your handshaking experience had been with hands of the five-fingered variety.

(1/2)

>>182320139
This is getting lewd.

>>182320139
Damn, we don't have a translator yet we are holding hands with femturs already.

>>182320139
(2/2)

>You release the aliens hand and offer up a warm smile. To your surprise, you watch as the sides of the alien's cheeks begin to twitch open slightly. You assume that it's attempting to reciprocate.
>You're relieved that you managed introduce yourself and avoid bodily harm.
>You pause, the both of you now staring awkwardly at each other on the balcony. You have no idea where to go next.
>Being honest with yourself, you didn't think that you'd get this far.
>Thinking quickly, you realize that you have a few choices:

1)Attempt to introduce yourself. You can be creative with this one.
2)Point in the direction of the balcony exit. Perhaps it's best you keep moving.
3)Continue to wait awkwardly. Hopefully the alien will make the first move.

Going to take a quick break, should be back within an hour to continue if you anons are interested.

>>182320579
1)

HELLO ENGLISH?

>>182320579
Start with a simple introduction. Point to self, and give name.

>>182320579
1

>>182320579
Wait for the alien to do something. I have no idea where I am or where I'm going.

>>182320579
good shit, I'm clocking out

3

>>182320619
>she tilts her head at what you just said
"hey buddy i think you got the wrong door, leather club's two blocks down

just arrived, someone inform of the context here. does our character not know what a turian is? where is s/he?

>>182320982
i'm assuming he's from our time considering he has no translator no omni tool a touchscreen phone and a metal key

>>182320982
I've linked all the previous parts in each one. You should be able to trace them all back, including the ones in the previous thread. Hope you like it!

>>182320579
>Place a hand to your chest, and speak your name slowly.
>Tentatively place your hand to her carapace, and ask her "You?"

take your time, and thank you based rpganon

>>182320579
Do what anon said here
>>182320679

Also ask if they understand what you're saying after you finish. Since you obviously can't understand what they say, it'd be almost pointless to ask questions.

>>182320679
>>182321461
this

I'd assume she doesn't understand his words. Every decent scifi translator works both ways, so it's safe to say English isn't registered to hers, since she wasn't speaking it. She'd still understand an introduction.

>>182320579
1, point to self, say name. Gesture open palm to her, look questioningly awaiting a response

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Finally.

>tfw no option to give Vetra a Harrier automatic rifle for her birthday complete with disruptor rounds and expanded capacity/extended barrel/reduced kickback mods

>>182324304
Why do people use this mod? The underarmor looks so uncomfortable and there's nothing wrong the Ryder's getup

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>>182324539
Because it's hot as fuck. Also looks good.

>>182320619
>>182320679
>>182320712
>>182321436
>>182321461
>>182322453

>Being the assertive man of action that you are, you decide to introduce yourself.
>You start by placing your right hand carefully in the center of your chest. The alien's eyes watch your actions intently.
>Holding your hand there, you slowly and deliberately speak your name, taking care to enunciate every syllable.
>You then take your right hand and point it carefully at the center of the aliens chest, gesturing slightly with your head as to encourage the alien to reciprocate.
>The alien glances at your outstretched hand and then back at you quizzically, before slowly extending its right hand and grasping your extended hand for another handshake.
>You laugh lightly at the alien's confusion, before releasing it's hand and shaking your head. The alien seems startled by your strange actions.
>You decide to repeat the process, holding your hand against your chest, stating your name, and then pointing at the alien.
>This time the alien seemed to understand.
>You watch as the alien places a taloned hand against its own chest, and then slowly speaks in that same, strange, birdsong language, and then slowly points the hand at you. You guess that whatever the alien just said was it's name.
>You repeat the process for a third time, this time at the end giving your best impersonation of whatever the alien just said. You're sure that the alien just heard the most confusing combination of whistles and screeches.
>To your surprise, the alien points at you gently and then attempts to repeat your name. It sounds like someone taught a parrot your name, recorded it, reduced the speed by half, and then ran it through a series of autotune filters. It wasn't much, but it was a start.
>You couldn't believe it. First contact. This was incredible.
>Your monumental and touching moment was cut short however, by the sound of approaching footsteps behind you.

(1/2)

>>182324880
Give the alien a two-fingered salute before vaulting over the balcony railing.

>>182324880
(2/2)

>Turning your head rapidly towards the sound, you're greeted by the sight of a figure quite similar in build to the one in front of you.
>The approaching figure, however, seemed stockier in build, and even taller still. You could make out a series of spikes protruding from the top of it's head.
>As it passed under one of the dim overhead lights, you notice that the figure is wearing a futuristic look set of what appears to be blue and black armor. It appears quite menacing in the dark.
>Although the figures face is still hidden in shadow, you can tell that it's making a rapid beeline straight towards you. This alien means business.
>You quickly glance between the alien you had just met and the approaching alien. Your new friend seems to have noticed the newcomer too, and glancing rapidly back at you and the approaching alien. Your friend seems worried.
>This can't be good.
>Your mind races, you have a few options:

1)Run. Whatever is about to happen, you want no part of it.
2)Another friend! Attempt to confront the approaching alien.
3)Stand your ground. Perhaps its best to see how this plays out.

>>182325528
Retrieve KEY, place between knuckles, then option 3.

>>182325920
This.

>>182325920
Anon, the key is gone. It fell off the balcony.

>>182326019
Fuck, didn't read that part. Still, option 3 seems to be the best bet.

>>182325528
Stand your ground. Running might just lead to a chase, and possibly put you in danger. Maybe he's just a patrolling guard?

Commanding officer is ashore, XO Peebee has the deck.

>>182326389
XO more like NO

>>182325920
>>182325985
>>182326118
>>182326318
Ding! Your progress has been saved.

Thanks for playing along, anons. I'll pick up where we left off tomorrow. Hope you guys like it so far, it's about to get pretty interesting.

>>182326930
Top notch anon, great work.

>>182325528
3, definitely. You're not outrunning them all, might as well see what happens without being confrontational. Also, keep hands where they can see them, move slowly.

>>182326930
I'm loving this. Like I said, most creative OC on this board in forever.

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>>182282154
RIP Garrus, every Shepard ever and Mass Effect

>>182326930
Thanks for contributing. Unfortunately I missed the action in the previous threads, has anyone saved it from the beginning?

>tfw having a good time and then someone mentions Jill and it all goes downhill
Has anyone invented a cure for autism yet?

>>182330156
I have a similar problem with Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually Gil's love letter. He's busy making kids for me.
So you survived our arguing on Eos. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now your husbando is converting to hetero because your dick lacked the strength to win. The legend of Ryder and Gil needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with my wedding. -J

>>182325528
Oh nice, C-SEC. It's about to get real

>>182330676
Too obvious

>>182330676
My life must be really boring because I was REALLY hoping this was KL

>>182332924
good lord

>>182332924
Sometimes I feel like finding bad fanart and posting them here to bump but I can't bring myself to save certain things. Like I recently came across such terrible things like Jaal/Gil

There is no universe where I can being myself to waste dataspace on such an abomination

>>182333106
I like that you do post the bad fanart here, it keeps things... interesting.

Plus the reactions are usually funny.

>>182332924
Strange Bounty Hunter. Think I prefer Samus Aran.

Dead like usual.

>>182335591
death is only the beginning

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>>182335591
Weaklings

>>182338023
While i despise asari as a whole, this is actually pretty sexy

>>182339184
I still remember that shame boner when I first got to Afterlife in ME2.

>>182338023
Sorry, I prefer my pole dancers with plates

>>182339482
that would be impressive to see a pole dancer spinning plates

>>182339681
>Not knife juggling

pleb

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Would you eat one of her cookies? Keep in mind that there's no catch, she is doing this out of pure love for you

Avitus Rix and Garrus would be a hot couple..

>>182341314
Probably not. See, I don't love her that way

>>182341314
Fuck off tumblr. Jesus fucking christ.

>>182341314
Of course I would, how could I refuse those cute eyes of hers.

>>182341426
God fucking damn it anon, are you bored of /dag/ again?

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>"Yes Ryder, my sister and I do everything together. Turians work better in numbers. Why, is it going to be a problem?"

What do?

>>182342768
>Look I don't want to go to jail

>>182341426
about as hot as deploying White Phosphorous incendiary anti-personnel weapons and then following up with a High Explosive artillery barrage against a civilian population

of course no one turian could be considered strictly as 'civilian'

andromeda had shit music, shit character writing, shit writing, shit gameplay ( yeah the companions gameplay elements were pathetic ) , the lore was treated worse then in inquisition, characters were dull and tried to mirror chars fromt he original trillogy, and the game more then once plot holed it self. and it breaks the continuity of the original trillogy and makes no sense in so many areas. it is by any means NOT a decent game.

>>182343742
>>>/v/

>>182342853
>applying earth laws in a new galaxy
heh heh heh heh

>>182343742
Agreed.

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hey guys bad fic anon back again today to show you some of the worst fic ideas
first off we have something probably written by a female xenophile we can tell this by here name marie fan writer
in this image we can see her idea is a what if scenario
that what if being what if garrus was a huge cock slut for krogan cock

>>182344773
AO3 was a mistake

>>182344773
>partner swapping
What's the appeal about cucking? I still don't get it.

>>182344773
What the actual fuck

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>>182344773
looking at marie's a03 profile she has written 9 stories
every single story has a romance and every romance has a turian
here favorite parring femshep and garrus but she has beginning to write avitus/macan
she also is writing two stories at the same time
so i don't know what to make of this

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>>182345307
oh yeah wrex is a emotinal bitch in the story i forgot to mention that part

>>182345307
And now these people post in /meg/.

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>>182345551
2/3

>>182345571
we are infested with parasites
we deserve death

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>>182345670
it's like they want to rape the characters

What is DarkDanny's nationality, age and occupation? I suspect he is a dirty danskjävlar on account of Hansen being one. He does not seem to be a native English speaker, as his writing is rife with errors, despite the appearance of quality.

He is clearly unemployed given how much he has written so far.

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>>182345860

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anyone see jaal anon

>>182341852
That has been posted in /meg/ since 2012

All of the quarian-loving faggots, have become femtur cancer with the release of Andromeda. What is it that appeals to them so much?

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>>182345793
>>182345974
>tfw a bunch of grown women schlick to this shit
I hate fujos.

>>182346723
helgast pls go

>>182346851
Looks like the Liarafag without his images.

>>182346967
Possibly but it seems that there is numerous attempts of trolling going on

>>182346723
>have become femtur cancer
I beg your pardon, but not all.

>>182341314
Yaas!

>>182319024

The problem with models like that, is that they just seem to put the suit directly on the skin without figuring out how it would actually sit on the body.
For example, it really wouldn't look like that on the chest, it would push the breasts together and upwards then move across the cleavage. Not dive down, covering each breast separately.
At least not if she's wearing the same suit as Miranda, and it's not custom-fitted to do exactly that.

>>182333106

That's what I usually do, it's pretty funny.

>>182341314

What if I don't share those feelings?

>>182345860
>a dirty danskjävlar

I think you mean "jävel". "Jävlar" is plural, bruh.

>>182345860
A Svennejävel like ed the cuck probably.

>>182348943
>>182349496
Germanic languages were a mistake

>>182345860
>>182345860

Leafposter
27
On call Roofer with dreams of being employed as your mother's bull.

I know my work can be ugly, so you're saying nothing that is particularly shocking. Also I can assure you it's not hard to get in a little writing every day when you aren't being clinically retarded on a Mongolian dirt farmer forum

>>182351031
a fellow leaf
looking at your writing french canadian?

>>182351031
>Leafposter
I should have known. All cancerous posters are.

>>182351142

No, BCfag. I spent high school in a state of perpetual high. I've been trial and erroring ever since. Been toying with the idea of going back to school

>>182351276
>cancerous
idk man I'm liking Uplifted so far despite all the tropes and minor errors

>>182352168
>Even more cancerous tripfags
Seriously, kill yourselves. Or go back to your forum where people appreciate your edgy usernames.

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>>182352394
Since you beg for (You)'s so hard, have this one and bugger off to /b/

>>182352168
so i was reading assassins dance and i got a feeling that jack is sick

also but hurt liberal made a fic
most likely a women self inserting based on the paring

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>>182352839
forgot pic
she also linked her youtube in her ff.net profile
the quality is as much as you would expect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W3yAMA5L5k

>>182352168
Uplifted is in need of a serious facelift

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>>182353008
it gets worse
she wants to fuck a robot

>>182352839
Hansen is a mess

>>182353008
>2156
>Before humanity discovered any race but long dead protheans
How hard can it be to stick to the facts of a small, fictional universe?

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>the lips are visible through the tape

Nice, would kiss.
>that delicioso tanned skin on Ashley
So dang good.

>>182353339
i know but he coughs every now and again
and he's has a cig almost every scene he's in
and the fact he spends his disposable income with no recourse
makes it seem that he's not long for this world

>>182341314
>ywn have a qt turian gf working so hard to get human cooking down for you, and vice versa
Only suffering.

>>182353305
How do you even find those? Holy fuck.

>>182355963
SHE UPDATES IT DAILY WHILE I WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO POST SOME VETRA SMUT
IM SICK OF LOOKING AT IT

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>>182351031
Do you work gutters? If you do I'll kick your shit in because ever gutter asshole I've ever had to work with leaves scraps of flashing and nails and shit all over the worksite

>>182355963
All ya gotta do is search by "Last Updated" or whatever. Some true debauchery on these sites. Thanks anon for braving the wilds and posting the finest.

>>182356975
>>182356358
like i said above
i look for vetra smut but i find this cancer

>>182297013
Which two are those?

>>182353683
haven't they cured cancer and most genetic defects by ME1?

>>182357978
people still die of long term sickness

>>182357978
>cured genetic defects

Then explain literally every character in ME:A

I wonder what the inside of Vetra's vagina feels like?

Bros, help me out.
How do I write it so Shepard can see Ashley's sillouette through the steam, but not a clear and sharp outline?

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>>182357978

Not sure about cancer as a whole, since not all of them are the same. They also have non-carcinogenic cigarettes (somehow) in Mass Effect.
The Illusive Man just smokes regular cigarettes because he's just that edgy. The faggot doesn't even role with cigars.

>>182360553
what is
>faint outline

>>182360293
Warm and moist, the walls are firm and hard but covered in a layer of very soft tissue.
You can feel her heartbeat if you touch the top of her channel where a line of sensitive flesh sits, leading all the way to her cervix like an elongated clit.
The slit itself is very discreet, it's just a slit, but the labia have a subtle sawtooth shape that interlock, they're pretty firm too and might make it hard to pull out if she clenches hard enough.

>>182360293
She's avian, so it's probably warmer than humans.

>>182360882
>your pumping becomes faster and faster as you near climax
>"uh. vetra im close" you manage to stammer out
>as you try to pull out she clamps down on your shaft making it near impossible to move
>you look up to see her glaring down at you with her predatory lustful stare
>her mandibles open and her tongue hanging
>unable to move, you finish inside her
>"vetra wtf was that" you say panting
>she moves her mouth closer to your ear
>"it's to ensure our linage. but it's also a good thing to use if your boyfriend is stingy about finishing inside" she whispers in a seductive tone

I heard Turian penises are internal, and only come out when they're aroused.

>>182361741
Muh dick.