Getting Real Tired of Your Shit Edition
GAMES
Slablands: https://mega.nz/#F!BgcgBRxD!iTqbr5QmQ5IwUOAEZSBpyQ
Slablands Design Document:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ACXD-AWlYHDrXmS726OBihS4CSz7c9nL4kZtB4fifH8/edit?
Slablands Bug and Typo Reports:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1l0nMswToZ5ZMLL7vLwMdKU_mE8rmz70NC7Hz5XUzUD0/viewform
Slablands changelog:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1noFLFeDmuGPv4rfd_6fyqLCbC-VdPpaWb1S-8kr-1t4/edit
The demo ends at the desert. More to come soon.
>F.A.Q s
http://pastebin.com/qMKLk0hH
http://pastebin.com/8c2sLaZP
History of /slabg/
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10rpdpabjVzkTmy37wo18sN-PvDTNaxrYVbWjY_ZKERE/edit
>Variable reference and style FAQ
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1P-irx43qxBg2nFN_YieZ52g9uLmRXJGIIZb4n8kQyc8/edit?usp=sharing
Sheepies guide to writing mobs
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cUmHJ6IS7GEoxmAncl0A4Fegx3fJZTbAO_OtCUuKdyU/edit
Hey, you, browsing this shit! Consider writing/editing for Slablands to COMBAT THE ANTHROPOMORPHIC, FUTA, FEMDOM MENACE! (note: writing a submission is actually a pretty huge undertaking! Consider adding content for existing contributions or joining other people's projects first before starting your own, we don't need 6576534 half-finished unique NPCs.)
Writing is nice, but if you don't feel up to that task, try editing for one of the projects! Every comment helps!
Project Lists:
General: pastebin.com/qMvXVtXw
Slablands: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WHpHx_mZ0lV9r-I9XdsgyLuN5Yiaf61v3IhaDbSuvQs/edit
>Wiki
http://slablands.wikia.com/ It's brand new, please consider adding to it.
Slablands maps:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/hpoqlyo2euujm8m/BtAMkXHp2c
Friends of Slablands
http://pastebin.com/dtr2Lxg5
Music to listen to while browsing the thread:
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Previously >>182256601
So the story this time? I look away for literally ten minutes and ALL of /vg/ is spammed off the board with pokemon porn. So it's not us being slow or someone targeting us, it's someone attacking the entire board in general because the entire catalog was nothing but various pokemon porn generals.
wizard internet
>>182280639
magitech video games
>>182280003
Reeeeee
>>182280003
MAN SURE AM GLAD WE ARE ON THE SPAM BOARD INSTEAD OF ACO
ASSS TOOO FASTTTTT
>>182279885
Nice blank picture op
>>182285764
It's kinda shitty that Bergamo had Zen-Oh agree to remove that rule if he beat Goku but Goku just had to win anyway, dooming all losing universes to be destroyed.
>>182280003
>spamming veegee instead of veepee with pokeporn
Build the wall and make hiroshimoot pay for it
>>182286694
Oh he spams them every single day. He just decided to pick on /vg/ and /v/ too for today.
Pun Princess
knight gril abs
>>182294862
Mordred deserved a better dad.
>>182294862
Knight boi abs
>>182296462
And a better mom
Hell, a better family
metal
>>182299971
diddle
That remastered Crash 1-3 is actually really good.
Particularly in gameplay. It isn't any different aside from feeling smoother and some artistic changes that aren't too bad, honestly.
BON
>>182306679
Only issue I hear is that it can be a bit more floaty.
>>182308247
Doesn't seem to be floaty to me. At least from what I've seen.
Maybe it just looks it? I know it's at 30fps and using motion blur visual effects, so it could playing a trick on peoples eyes?
>>182308458
Wouldn't know personally, I'd have to get my hands on it
Anyone happen to find that link to that snake dude pastebin?
>>182310372
Can you remind me what it was about? I can recall at least three snake dudes.
golems
>>182312870
golden
>>182315317
silver
>>182319001
bronze
>>182321218
Lead
>>182321957
Brass
>>182323025
Aluminum
>>182323537
Stones
>>182325064
igneous
Kung fu masters
Going even further beyond
>>182329631
SCREAMING
More summer-related content
>>182332715
DON'T DO IT
Very unfortunately named towns
>>182340647
muscle elf
asshurt girl
>>182342720
Maybe if you didn't fuck her ass so much it wouldn't be hurt.
>>182310517
It was just a few scenes that never got beyond the pastebin about a snake mob. IIRC it prob wouldn't have gotten in Slablands because it gave the PC feelings/reactions instead of self-insertingbut I still love it for the snake fucking
Right girls
Left girls
up girls
plant girl thrills
plant boi kills
>>182338925
SCREAMING INTENSIFIES
>>182346673
Well the three I remember are a snake trap, a seasnake boy. and that incomplete pastebin with a snake man and two dicks. Sadly that last one is the only one I don't have.
>>182371442
>snake trap
n-nani?
>>182372316
Yeah, Sapros wrote and posted it a while back. I'm not sure if he ever put it on the project list or not.
>>182372471
>I'm not sure if he ever put it on the project list or not.
fucking triggered
Raging dwarf girl
ambo
Mermaids
>>182366456
Goku pls
>>182379764
Her maids.
>>182376693
Crambone
>>182386608
Bambone
>>182388436
shambone
>>182371442
>>182372316
>>182372471
>>182373024
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vk2mC7fAlYIVo_Tdd3snTYy7-U1hvvRxZ4RVw-g6JGQ/edit
>>182389528
oh boy oh boy oh boy
>>182296463
Knight girl rubbing her abs against your abs
>>182393439
l-lewd
>>182388674
Jokes do bad that they're a war crime
fucking linux reeeeeeeeeeee
>>182396527
the best kind
>>182395384
not lewd enough
>>182406492
i suppose we could go lewder, then
Magical roids
>>182406492
Indeed
>>182408538
But I'm not into boys
Stahp
>>182409650
>But I'm not into boys Stahp
You are now. See you at the pride parade, homo.
Girls so lewd that they're outlawed
>>182412440
That's just a common whore, m8.
>>182412518
Whores are good.
Hyper religious waifu that you can convince that it's OK to fug out of wedlock if it's in the butt.
>>182410185Sauce? No homo
>>182413836
Senpai () Kanojo
>>182413624
Telling her you're getting married anyway.
>>182414085
Danke
zombie tiddies
>>182418054
ew, sour milk is gross
>>182418296
Zombies are probably bone dry.
>>182418937
or very, very cheesey.
frogs
>>182422880
the water is making them gay
>>182422880
>>182423359
The french are not people.
Who is the most cute
cuddly girl
Centaur girl that somehow breaks the world fastest swimmer record
A sweet little girl
You must protect her
>>182438835
From what?
The dreaded dolphin loli
Anime tiddies
>>182442685
DESU I would write that if someone else was onboard to help.
>>182446276
Help with what? Brainstorming? Sex scenes?
Activate it.
Ass
too
fast
>>182371442
>2 dicks
Fuck that's the one I wanted. Thanks anyway
Lucky girl
>>182294862
>>182296462
>>182297856
Best girl Mordred deserved a better life.
>>182440989
metroid
Double the trouble
Pop goes the weasel girl
>>182470271
Not sure if lewd.
Cheating at cards
>>182473930
Cheating at cardsand winning
>>182474135
Eventually getting caught and this results in a barfight breaking out
crab girls
>>182481169
Rad girls
doin horrorsDoomhole, at Cytube
Centaur tiddies
>>182487965
Biddies
>>182493121
Diddies
Warrior women
>>182501434
Warriors who are not women
>>182501434
Built like brick houses
>>182501434
>>182502107
Warriors who might be women
>>182501434
Love 'em.
>>182501434
Warrior women who collect women???
red pilled girl
>>182505634
Girl who snorts a whole box of red pills.
https://exhentai.org/s/edaa31ad9e/1086392-1
Leetle elves for you to rescue
>>182506534
>people still use sad panda.com
>>182506615
Yeah?
>>182506615
Why wouldn't you?
>>182506534
Being a hero has its perks.
>>182506615
As opposed to what?
>>182506534
Endlessly suffering
>>182511854
Done. Anything else?
>>182511854
Despair
>>182511854
suffering in small amounts to make the good times all the better.
Chemicals that are turning the frogs straight
>>182518084
Chemicals that are turning the frogs CUTE
Tinfoils
interrupting dog girl
Super male vitality
Sharp wings
lizard awooo
qt succubus with an accent that everybody makes fun of
>>182542554
It's gonna be like a year before she's in go and it's killing me. All my waifus are ages away.
Getting help you don't need
>>182502464
I like it
girl that just wants to save you from non free software
>>182168716
Not to /pol/ at you but I always think of picture related when I think of that song now.
>>182554485
Anon, why are you posting samples?
Girl that just wants to save you from free software with money,
>>182560686
>Those hands
No thanks senpai, i know a dude when i see it.
Poland stronke girl
Hammer and sickle girl
girl who understands the importance of the Free Market
hello
>>182573880
Howdy
>>182574203
how are you
>>182574324
I'm alright. You?
>>182574402
i'm good
>>182574734
That's good.
>>182575028
Maybe she should hold off on the drinking. She looks absolutely 2lewd
A wide selection of cute demon horns.
Nationalist girl
>>182579063
Girl who wants to secure the existance of her people and a future for her children
brain waifu
Magiks
>>182579561
DICK ME FOR THE FUTURE OF MY RACE
Not real communism
Elves are not for bully
Not even the nerdy ones
>>182594930
Elves were made for bullying.especially the girlybois
>>182594930
Elves are made for ear nibbling
>>182595578
No
Don't be mean
>>182595750
Tell elfboys to stop being so bullyable
day of the rake when
>>182598992
soon
>>182598992
Sorry
Wireless waifus
Fantasy super heroes
>>182608574
Knights
nightmare girl
Semi-mithral golem girl. She's got skin and fleshy bits, but her internal skeleton and specialized armor bits are mithral.
Has a high output magicraft crystal inside of her.
This lets her power highly advanced magitech equipment and weapon systems that attach to her armor. This allows her to achieve tasks and fight in any situation and in any environment.
MAN AND MACHINE
POWER X-TREAM
How many times can you repair the Castle currently? I repaired it twice now and Novac disappeared and I'm unable to find him. No idea how to fight/kill the being in the underground. Can't even find it.
>>182618115
You've repaired it the maximum amount.
>>182618252
Alright, thank you.
>>182604745
Ethernet waifu
Honey bee girl
Polite yandere
Manipulation of probability
Goo girls
how many H scenes are in this game even
Awooos
free samples
>>182640743
I have a feeling that the apple is poisoned or full of aphrodisiacs, but there definitely something wrong with it.
Last day before my weekend
Sugar sweet girl
Angry awwwos
Just give into the inner rage
>>182640743
so cute it looks positively sinister
GOD DAMN JUST FUCK HER
>>182621636
Bumble bee girl who got separated by her comrades and is suffering terrible heat exhaustion.
THIS GAME IS FUCKING AMAZING
HOLY SHIT TO THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THIS I FUCKING LOVE YOU AND WANT TO SUCK YOUR DICK
>>182665880
Who's your favorite character so far, anon?
>>182666181
If he says anything exceptWeiss
His taste is SHET
>>182666181
You are my love
Manly tomgirl
>>182667018
Weiss is GOAT, literally no other NPC to choose.
FLAT IS JUSTICE
>>182671219
without a doubt
>>182667879
Soon enough we will have the option to turn Weiss into Wren
The kinky stuff like missionary
>>182674298
I just want to bully weiss into wearing a dress.and then hold his hand to keep him from crying
Free masons
>>182678198
Masons who are free?
how would they afford to live? stonework is expenisve
>>182678319
>>182678198
Don't we technically have one? That castle dwarf?
>>182598992
Not soon enough
>>182681834
Arresting whores.
>>182682018
>>182682827
That is pretty arresting, anon.
Super speed
>>182684201
No thanks.
are these threads always monster wiafu posting?
>>182686476
They're also 4-7 word idea posting.
Leave while you can laddy.
>>182686834
and when posting, don't forget that
>>182686476
Game progress is slow and generally only when the dev is around.
Iron frogs
>>182682827
MASHU IS NOT A WHORE
>>182690865
I do believe she is.
>>182690865
who
>>182691394
NO SHUT UP
>>182693576
Mash, aka Shielder in FGO
Her name is said Mashu in Japanese
>>182693781
>NO SHUT UP
Rude
>>182690865
Mashu is a cute
>>182694210
Mash a slut
>>182695321
For senpai.
>>182686476
Its our lifeblood when we are waiting for updates.
Mash is a good, pure girl.
golems
tomman
>>182698879
Fuck Fate, where is my Tsukihime 2/Remake or Melty Blood 2/HD?
I'm currently working on the battle script, to display all the messages each turn without extra clicks. This took me longer than expected.
>>182704943
>Tsukihime 2/Remake
Been so long since I heard news about that I've written it off.
>>182690865
All women are whores, it's just a question of price.
>>182704943
>2
Probably never going to happen
>Remake
Will probably happen eventually.
>Melty Blood anything
Pretty sure the devs for that are working on their own game atm.
QT boy who had his heart broken by some slut so you show him the power of man love
>>182705453
ded
Using a shortstack as your pillow
>>182633114
She looks so happy.
>>182707086
I'd rather take him out and find him multiple other sluts to dip his wick in.
>>182710831
da best
>>182710831
>>182715530
Hell yeah. This.
>>182715975
poppy when
>>182715975
>>182715530
Y'all know what's up
>>182710831
Top tier
>>182721483
Top Gear
>>182718708
>>182718446
>>182715975
Can't wait for winter times.
>>182729760
assssssssssssssssssssss
>>182733126
are great
>>182723953
shit show
>>182729760
Weaponized assism
>>182741724
lewd
dick rider
>>182748845
ghost rider
Fear girl
Religions of pieces
bookworm girl that falls head over heels for you and has reeeeeally vivid daydreams about you
Blatant terrorist groups
>>182685358
They'll love you... for the right price
>>182770129
Bought love tastes funny though.
pet awooos
>>182771330
they awoo sadly if you leave before they've had enough pets
Dorf Fortress
Fox girl race wars
>>182778340
Kitsunes, huli jings and kumihos that just can't get along
>>182779728
>>182778340
kitsune Nationalists genociding disgusting tanuki communists when
>>182782224
But Tanuki are jews
>>182782281
And.....?
Proud girls
10
>>182764096
I like Abibos.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE LINUX
>>182791237
Amiibos
>>182791237
Abibos girl when
>>182797754
nice tail
Tired girls
>>182279885
Poor girl
>>182801669
Take naps
DON'T FORGET TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON
>>182810060
Where?
>>182813051
JUST
SMASH IT
>>182810060
Away with ye, Youtube celeb
Your kind doth not belongeth within these hallowed walls.
Return to thy hole of slowly dwindling ad revenue that thou camest from.
Victories
>>182817520
YOU COULD HAVE JUST SMASHED
>>182788974
Cute.
>>182817520
Well said verily.
>>182823550
Reminds me of that bird webm
>>182830379
I WANNA SMASH
>>182833153
>>182830379
Never seen that one.
>>182810060
plsno
>>182836964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TcLxlkc2pA
Gold waifus
>>182845926
Never waifus
>>182842916
Giving a birb girl your stick
>>182849696
Impersonating a mod is like a month long ban senpai.
>>182849696
Actually we actually slowly update a game, that makes us better than several generals here since we produce content. I personally think we should be on /aco/, but the guy making the game said no for now.
>>182849764
newfag
>>182849862
This is one of the few generals that doesn't bother any of the others
>>182849862
its a copypasta and a shitpost but its not untrue
At least we only bump one other general off the board instead of 20 like love live faggots do
>>182849696
You smell funny and your Jordans are fake
>>182850057
I'd say we're less off-topic than fucking KS general, and less shitposty than ones like Starcraft.
>>182850057
Like I said, /vg/ isn't really the best place for us. We are just stuck here for now. Once tats finishes the UI changes I plan on shilling us everywhere some more.
>>182850157
Though, another thing that would help would be rebalancing the mountain to be less of a grind fest along with the ui.
>>182279885
How much succubus is in this?
>>182850341
And plot development.
>>182850346
There's one, you can transform the intro demon into one. Other than that we just have a couple of ideas people were going to start writing that I'm not sure if anything materialized.
>>182749713
>>182748845
These should be reversed.
Girl who IRL shitposts constantly
Justin trudeau is cancer
ambos
>>182863254
Wimpy leaders of the world.
ancaps
>>182729760
That post killed 4 Irishmen
Dodging questions
Healthcare waifu
>>182878669
I... don't get it.
I just like my shortstacks.
>>182892247
Irishmen can't handle large asses, apparently
It's an /sp/ and /int/ meme
>>182896414
I feel sorry for them...
>>182896584
The potato poison is really getting to them.
Finding out the king is actually a woman.
>>182899863
Finding out the queen is actually a man
>>182900479
Only if he's cute.
Mega tiddies
>>182900525
Obviously, otherwise he wouldn't have been a convincing queen
>>182892247
I want to rub her fluffy ears.
>>182901026
Makes two of us.
Finally succuss
>>182904206
You'll never get the succ, tho
Battle text in the middle of the screen: Y/N
>>182905247
i wouldn't say middle go all the way to the middle, but a bit higher up would be nice.
>>182905247
You mean centered? Sure, if you mean vertical position, I'd make it an inch or so below the top of the box.
Upgrading your waifu
Update ready.
However, there is one thing: Since I changed a lot of the battle code to display messages instantly, I'm expecting a lot of bugs.
Please, if you people encounter bugs, post screenshots so I can track them and fix them.
I'll be debugging here in the meantime.
>>182907169
I've shoved a new video card into mine recently...
>>182909872
Neat. Is the sidebar in?
Geese Howard girl
>>182910180
Most of it. I need to add the male/female icons, the weather icons, and upgrade them to the higher-quality ones but it's mostly ready.
>>182910147
Robot waifus are fun, you can upgrade them any time.
History waifu
>>182909872
AWesome
>>182896414
>Be descended from Conn Cetchathach himself
>Abso-fucking-lutely love me some booty
Perhaps my mixed heritage has tainted me, but goddamn, I pity those poor boys.
Raging girl
Anubis Princess
>>182925194
Tail rubs
>>182927586
Tail hugs
>>182928865
Tail Jobs
>>182930735
How much is the tail payed for the job?
I hope it's a fair wage and not something boring like working in a factory.
>>182931854
The tail charges what it pleases to please...
>>182932408
Ooh self employment. How civic, not enough tails these days strikeout on there own like that.
Sav'orr
Place where it endless rained
Getting super trashed with a dorf girl
Magitek
Fantasy drugs
Girl that demands bow freeedom
Scary waifus
Is this going anywhere?
>>182957989
Our dev just talked about UI updates last night, so yes.
Utter insanity
>>182960981
Alice waifu
Giga milk
Spider woman
BUILDING THE WALL
Girl who just keeps roasting everyone
>>182978557
Cannibals are bad, Anon.
Just give me the gold goy girl
Despair
But also despair
>>182523616
The best of all waifus
>>182518410
Pretty good
>>182958775
Devil girl is hot
>>182956627
Scary cute
>>182980069
a little
>>182954716
What is she drooling over
>>182953026
More bows more freedom
Doing the right thing for the wrong reason
Doing the wrong thing for the right reason
>>183000327
Dick
>>183008932
>>183006794
Making sure everyone loses.
Romancing a girl so tall you barely reach her stomach
>>183014194
The best option
Health urges
Lewd bets.
>>183011146
lewd
>>183033783
Cute
Angry chocolate girl
Conquest
Tiddies and ass
Ideology
Objectively bad
Capricorn.
Business waifus
Hulk when
Elf girls can't handle the dick
>>183027774
What is happenning here
Guns
Southern drawl
Making a sandwich
Flipping ninjas
Purple is best monster girl color
This game is breddy gud, any plans to include actual images of enemies? Being able to hide the UI seems pretty pointless without it.
Virgins
Shadow realms
>>183091127
Besides backgrounds, no.
Frozen yogert
goos
>>183091127
No, tell your friends that the game exists though. We need some fresh blood.
>>183103312
moos
waifus
>>183070796
Something lewd
>>183103312
>>183107161
awooos
Soon the ui will all be in. Soon
>>183116825
I'm glad, it's one of the major complaints.
>>183116880
me to
>>183116880
Now we just need some background fixes
>>183123106
Background images?
Solving mysteries to funky beats
Girl who speaks in memes
>>183128267
Speaks in hands.
Angry hoot noises
>>183137743
>Imminent death
Seizing the means of reproduction
>>183143260
What's that red thing? Her heart?
>>183143869
Weirdest place for a slime core I ever saw.
Screaming internally waifu
I'm twenty two, don't know what I'm supposed to do
Character that knows you're on a virgin run and hunts you down
Grabbing her by the pussy
Girl with lots of hands
Zero deaths
Dragon girl is pretty cute
>>183163740
>i'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to jackass!
Rage
Sleepless nights
>>183165975
Who what
High wattage waifu
Needs more dark souls
Touching your face and only feeling bones
Favorite goo color go
>>183186801
Souls as currency? A resource to repair and create things? To increase ones capabilities?
Ram waifus
Render your waifus
>>183190586
mister and mysteries
Gobbos
>>183206661
good pillows
Too little memory
>>183206661
Goblin slayer
>>183194764
blue desu senpai. my favorite icecream flavor is vanilla too.
>>183206661
we already have a greenskin waifu don't we? i remember seeing her in the forest at one point
>>183212395
Yes elly is toptier
>>183209878
elly pillow scene when
>>183216135
bon when
>>182323537
Aluminium
>>183197837
>>183186801
Sounds like something the villains would do.
weekend pls come
>>183223807
And yet in dark souls that's exactly how you use souls. Or at least that world's versions of Souls. Kill some poor sod or find the corpse of a fallen person who has their soul stuff still on them and you get their soul points.
Special beings have special souls that are worth much more in "expendable" Souls than nameless critters or hollowed undead who've long since lost what made them individuals. You can convert those to spend'y souls or make something cool out of them.
You're not necessarily evil if you do this unless you're an invading dark wraith jackass.
State pls go
Waifu that keylogs you so she can read your emails
>>183237586
Rude
Succubus that can magic up some sexy negligee when she feels like it
>>183244512
Someday
Giant clubs
Pet griffin mount.
>>183231836
Best fox.
oni who is impressed by your club
>>183251146
She'll eat your soul though
Goo girls of peace
>>183254608
not
>>183259337
gay
Threadly reminder that fox girls are peaceful and not at all genocidical nazis
>>183261429
rude
Corrupting power
Social unrest
Endless rage
https://exhentai.org/s/a6e0e66acd/1089362-1
Subduing a lazy and rebellious succubutt with the great gift of the Great Great Succubus
Praise
>>183272361
>Him doing that pose when he's in the doorway like he thinks he's badass
>>183210905
Goblin layer
>>183254836
Not if I eat her first.Metaphorically.
United states of smash
Green best
ABOOBUS
Fish pussy
Being a pleb
Being stuck on a boat
deadpool girls
>>183294393
Miura no
>>183268880
The christmas harpy
>>183294393
No fuck you we're finally off the boat
>>183272361
Sigh I need to reset up sadpanda
>>183266954
Everyday
>>183274665
good luck
Really childish humor
Spider girl
Loli bullies
>>183303258
No escape
>>183313167
Anything is possible if you load your save enough times.
>>183303258
Boat waifu when
>>183331878
plsno
Buff elf warrior
>>183339891
Nice eyes.
Glitch hop waifu
>>183345364
Green pus
>>182425175
best
>>183256974
cuddle
Mice girls
girl who can split herself
>>182279885
gone forver
>>183331878
Do you just want people to suffer
>>182303513
horse pussy
giantess
>>183365785
Courting red & blue oni twinsand accidentally attracting their little sister tooone day.
>>183380683
We gotta believe. And stock up on alcohol.
>>183380683
I like it. 4 ways when
More fluffy tails
Clockwork golem girl
Former circus entertainer girl turned masked vigilante hero
>>183380683
too lewd
>>183378392
giantass
>>183375745
porse hussy
>>183405459
sore husssy