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Hot autism edition.

>MEG's updated Pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>Femtur Pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/MEdWcTu9

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
https://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Patch 1.09 has dropped:
http://blog.bioware.com/2017/07/04/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-09-notes/
http://blog.bioware.com/2017/07/04/mass-effect-andromeda-combat-balance-updates/

Previous bread:
>>181842991
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First for m/m turians
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first for metro effect
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there can only be one
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https://twitter.com/bioware/status/883047718616268801
>tfw vetra is canon
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>>182082843
I want to make Avitus feel better, if you know what I mean.
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My face don't trust you
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>>182086329
You want to hug him under the blanket and hold hands with him?
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I wonder what turian counter-culture is like
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>>182087103
Probably anti military/authoritarian. Anti human as well
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By the Goddess..
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Who here /multiplayer/?
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>tfw Jill will never be deleted
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH4iw-XpQhw

Reminder that this is the only true romance path.
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>>182086769
Lewd, anon. I'd just want to fill his hole in his heart.
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>>182087909
>post yfw you fell for it
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>>182087909
Why would anyone save her from logical standpoint?
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>>182089501
I think she was stated to be slightly more powerful than Samara, but this isn't reflected at all in gameplay, or the suicide mission
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>>182087357
You'd think anti military/authoritarian types would actually like us since we are democratic as it gets
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>>182090749
I was just thinking that the counter culture would dislike the acceptance of humans so soon after the First Contact War
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>>182089934
Fuck morinth, samara's character just too fucking good to pass up for that fucking tard.
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Is Mass Effect dead?
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>>182091505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDoSy1WiYfU
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>>182091505
I'm gonna kick your butt.
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>>182090993
Not really, FCW wasn't a big deal for them. You know it's not even called a war for them it is an 'Incident'.

It may be our first contact and war with other beings for us but for them, it was tuesday.
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mass effect will never be great again will it
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>>182089501
because my shepard was very renegade and samara says she'll kill you after her oath is fulfilled in that case. if you have enough paragon/renegade points you can overpower Morinth so she is a lesser threat. i didn't want to deal with Samara later and i knew i could control Morinth, that's why.

Infact i'd wonder why most renegade players wouldn't pick her.
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bimp
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Commencing Vetra support.
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>>182096973
Anything but the used goods raptor
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Space?
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>>182097306
Let's go with that
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>>182094143
You'd sacrifice a loyal-to-the--very-end warrior monk for an unreliable compulsive murderer?
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>>182096973
yes.
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>>182097639
Space!
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>>182097732
i sacrificed a warrior who planned to kill me after our mission for an equally strong biotic i knew i could control.
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>>182097213
She is not used goods anon.
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>>182097969
>i knew i could control.
Ahah...
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>>182091338
>Fuck morinth
mmmh, rather not.
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>>182098385
my shep is a renegade bitch, not a nice person.

not an evil person but not a nice person.
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>>182097925
yaaaay
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>>182097306
>Space?
Any time, mate.
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>>182098635
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>ywn buy a 150 million credit corvette to share with your femtur gf
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>>182096973
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Be honest. Do any of you actually like how the defaults look?
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>>182099115
I wish the Tempest was a corvette. The crew size fits (according to the codex, corvettes typically have a dozen crew) as does the size of the ship (slightly smaller than a light frigate like the SR1). Or at least had GARDIAN systems and Javelin missiles on it, if not a main gun and broadside turrets.
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>>182100693
Defaults what?
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>>182101407
Obviously the characters
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>>182100693
Yes to Scooter, femshep, and sheploo. No to the autistic girl.
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>>182101087
Too bad we'll never get an ME game where we can upgrade and use our ship as orbital support.
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>>182102360
Scooter was ruined for me when all those gifs and videos went up of him getting BARBED. I run a custom now. The only problem is that the preset I used looks way too much like Reyes.
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>>182096973
Need more bestgirl
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>>182093080
No.
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>>182093080
it was never great to begin with
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>>182103282
thank you for your honesty.

>>182103450
you shut your whore mouth you sexy beast.
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Why is this thread progressing so slowly?
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>>182104212
nothing to post about.
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>>182104212
no writefags tonight
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>>182104273
I just wish there were ANY fucking details about the Q&A today
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>>182104212
i'm still trying to figure out how ME guns are supposed to work given the conflicting evidence.
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Why is Vetra's face plate so jagged and rough looking but Garrus has a very smooth face compared to hers?
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>>182104521
Maybe he's more vain and polishes it?

Maybe engine limitations?
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>>182104521
Hardened mercenary with a tough upbringing and (going by her conversation with Drack) a body covered in scars vs spoiled first son of a prominent family who didn't have any combat experience prior to ME1.

Or it's just the engine. I'm 70% sure every femtur's face uses the same texture in that game.
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>>182104473
when it doubt it all defaults to mass effect fields
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Whatever happened to coffeequar?
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>>182105031
writers block?
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It must be because of the hardend mercenary background, Avitus Rix's face doesn't look as fucked up as hers.
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>ywn receive a shotgun made from bike by good comrade dimitri
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>>182105329
He probably polishes it because he's gay.

Vetra is a Tomboy. She doesn't even like massages
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>>182105514
When Jaal asks her what she does for fun while the team is riding in the Nomad and shooting raiders/kett, she just says "I do this."
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>>182106384
I mean it makes sense. If you are vain, you buff/polish your plates so that there are no imperfections/scratches
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>>182102840
Same here. I just messed around with a custom my first time playing but I had every intention of using the default afterwards but then everything happened and I can't look at him anymore,
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>>182107460
Scooter takes the knot
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>>182097982
>31 years old
>Spent most of her life on Omega
>Admits to having multiple failed relationships

U S E D G O O D S

>>182104521
I'd guess C-SEC had some standards on the staff looking kempt.

>>182104819
I don't think spoiled is the right word since his father did beat him and did specifically keep him from being a Spectre, neither is being a part of a 'prominent family' as his dad was just detective and no one else in the family is mentioned in high places, and I am sure he specifically tells you that he got into multiple gunfights during his C-SEC days.

But it likely is the engine, then again doesn't explain his gangrene teeth. Do they brush their teeth?
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>>182107747
>>182104212

Who is making these?
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>>182108608
>neither is being a part of a 'prominent family' as his dad was just detective and no one else in the family is mentioned in high places

He says in ME3 that his dad was a very prominent figure, enough to have the ear of the Primarch.

>I am sure he specifically tells you that he got into multiple gunfights during his C-SEC days.

He doesn't.
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>>182105031
>>182105190
Sorry anons, been busy this weekend remodeling a friend's house.

>tfw ywn teach your qt quarian gf proper construction techniques while building her a house on Rannoch

Blogpost aside, I've got a few idea on what I want to write next, hopefully I'll update within the next few days, possibly tonight. Dont worry, I haven't given up yet.
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>>182108737

Both are by Spartanburger on deviantart.
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>>182108608
She's 27-29, Muhammad.
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>>182107995
Fuck off with furfag headcanon.
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>>182110131
Those 2 years aren't making a difference, Podolski
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>>182110752
But some experience is, Jared.
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>>182108608
>>Spent most of her life on Omega

No she didn't, she moved around a lot but the only permanent places of residence we know for her are Palaven and a small colony in the Minos Wasteland. She never spent a significant amount of time on Omega.
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why do the guns in the ME universe look so fucking ugly, especially if compared to some of the firearms we have made in the real world.
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>>182112630
Video game artists and the type of person that gives a shit about guns rarely mix. Some notable exceptions in vidya, sure, but its mostly coincidence.
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>>182108883
Isn't building shit fun?
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>>182114472
Building? Yes.

Spending 8 hours pulling up rusted carpet staples and moldy carpet? Debatable. MY FUCKING KNEES

Here's a tip, when you buy a house, make sure it isn't a 60 year old ex-rental solely occupied by a bunch of hoarders. That shit will fuck your wallet.

Anyway. Post more spess, I need it.
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sorry for no update on metro effect tonight guys
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femturs have long legs
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>>182115735
That's alright, anon. Don't rush it, looking forward to whatever you happen to write in the future.
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>>182115425
FUCK TACK STRIPS

>>182115735
'sall gud
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>>182115775
That outfit has to be padded in the chest region. Look at her neck and head in comparison.

Vetra having the model when wearing casualwear despite visibly having a smaller upper body when wearing armor basically confirms it.
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Hey chuckleheads of /meg/, I just got a 1TB SSD is it worth putting ME:A on there or is the difference negligible? My other drive is a 7200 RPM SSHD (yes I fell for the SSHD meme but it was a few years ago when SSDs were pricier)
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>>182117426
>1tb ssd
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>>182117706
>being a ssdlet
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>when people say ea is bad for money grabbing
>mfw frontier is worse
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>>182116942
>tack strips

Fuck those brittle motherfuckers. The chucklefuck I was helping out didn't even bring a crowbar/nail puller so I had to use the back end of a fuckin hammer. Took fucking forever. Didn't help that that whoever decided to install the spiky fucks decided to double up on the nails.

When I build my ayy waifu a house, it's going to be nice, clean hardwood and tile floors.

Please post more spess in the meantime.
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>>182118658
I found out that flatbars are the most useful tool in any demolition.

Tile is a complete bitch to remove by the way

Wouldn't the Quarian enjoy the feel of the soft carpet on her feet?
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i found tile fun because we would just smash it the remove it later
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>>182119215
You've never had shards of tile embed themselves in your arms then
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>>182119354
embrace the Canadian culture
wear plaid jacket
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>tfw no femtur copilot :(
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>>182119503
I would actually die from heat stroke. I can practically swim through the air here
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>>182119803
well i guess lucky for us we did the renovations during fall
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>when you boot up ED i just want to play but the ship i need is a 40 min transfer away
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>>182118873
She can enjoy the feeling of a nice area rug instead.

A nice, fluffy rug perfect for fireside cuddling and drinking warm beverages.
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>>182119932
lucky you

>>182120671
good point
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>installed one of these expanded tempest store mod
>after some time I found out it puts movie night items to the containers
>fuck
>delete mod
>go back to the game
>play for 6 hours
>suddenly HEY LEXI HERE'S YOUR WINE
>realized the fuck is going on
>this shitty bug put these items during the first scans of planets' anomalies that's why I haven't noticed it
>now have to replay these 6 hours because of fucking wine and chips
Hold me /meg/
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>tfw no ME game with an EDF-esque level of craziness
>all abilities an weapons in ME are amped up to 11
>biotic attacks like shockwave can clear a whole city block, pull and throw can pick up and hurl massive groups of enemies
>can call in massive orbital bombardments from nearby dreadnoughts to lay waste to planet
>able to call in squads to assist you from either orbital drop or Kodiak dust-off
>can call in Makos, Hammerheads, and Mantis gunships and fly/drive the around in futuristic cities
>heavy weapons like the Cain now get special augments like cluster or increased blast radius
>environment is completely destructible, can lay waste to entire cities while battling enemy forces
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just finished the OT and im fucking sad now
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>>182123824
Welcome to the club

anyway good night /meg/ and dream of affectionate waifus
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>>182124053

night Curiosity.
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>>182117426
Sure. You'll get better load times, at the very least. It may also improve texture streaming.

>>182124053
Night.
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>>182124053
Thanks for more comfy space images.
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Hey guys, I have a question: is there a way to generate a Mass Effect 2 save that I can use on my PS3? I am playing back through Mass Effect 3 on my ps3, but a while back my local save files got corrupted and I had to wipe the drive, but I would like to play through 3 again. Thank you for your time, and yes, I know 3 is supposed to be shit. I liked it a lot despite the hate and would like to play through it again, but I don't know how to do save fuckery for my ps3.
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>>182126736
I hope this helps: http://masseffectsaves.com/board/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=1011#p1184
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>>182125970
Well I tried it on the SSD and it does load faster but I can't tell any other difference. Textures still pop-in sometimes so I'm just assuming they did a shit job with it as usual.
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>>182131625
They don't know how to utilize Frostbite. From a technical standpoint, even Cisquisition fares better and it came out in 2014.
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Would you eat one of cookies? Keep in mind that you have to join her for tea as well.
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>>182133564
i would absolutely poison the tea like hitman and watch it die
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>>182133564
Sure, I'll have a tea with a cute femtur and splash a cup of hot tea in her face
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>>182133564
>Cookies AND Tea

That's too much, anon. Cute can only be taken in small doses before becoming lethal.
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>>182133705
>he doesn't keep the femtur alive only to beat her with a frying pan later
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For me, Mass Effect is about small girls on big dicks
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>>182133564
Why is a frilly apron on power armor so cute?
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>>182134252
Nah, frying pan only works with Vetra. You need a baking tray to beat her.
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>>182133564

"So.... uh, how are they?"

Scott Ryder was a man with very little fear. He had done and seen thing since waking up in Andromeda he never thought that he would have to do back home. Eating turian made human baked goods made by the turian woman he was seeing was one of them.

Vetra, bless her heart, was doing her utmost to learn to be domestic following years of a very unconventional life. She wanted nothing more then to settle down and embrace life as just another person making their way in this new home of theirs. It would be enough of a challenge to do this with only her own race in mind, but in typical MO, she had decided that since she was now dating a human, she would attempt to incorprate basic human customs and skills into her new life just for him. It was a sweet, completely unnecessary gesture on her part, which was doing in turn. A little understanding of each other's ways would go a long way.

Today, she was learning to make basic sugar cookies. Chewing on one of them and ignoring the floury bitterness of it, Ryder could only say at least he was eating what amounted to a giant block of carcinogens from their first home cooked meal together. No, now he had to watch out for the heart disease caused by the sodium overload in these cookies.

Hearing footsteps behind him grow nearer, Ryder looked and found Vetra with two mugs of tea and a small tin of store bought turian treats resting on her mug, and a shy nervous looking smile crossed on her spread open mandibles.

Apparently, the only guinea pig in the room was him today.

Accepting the mug, he watched as Vetra set her own tin on the table in front of them and she sat down, leaving no space between man and turian. Swallowing another salty sugar cookie down, he drank the tea she made. It was a marked improvement.

Setting the plate down next to Vetra's, Ryder looked back and found Vetra was still waiting his judgement.

>1/3???? these character limits are testing me.
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>>182134953
Fuck off tumblr
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>>182134953
Seems great so far.
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>>182134953
Advice: Don't use "Scott"
Nothing wrong with it of course but it widens the number of people who can read and enjoy your writings because it allows them to insert their own Ryder. And since the game itself already has everyone calling them Ryder should their name not be the default's, it doesn't come off as too far-fetched
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>>182135410
If you are that autistic, man you have problems.
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>>182134953
I like it.
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>>182135469
It's critisicm I've gotten before. The results were definitely there to prove it was right. Frankly I don't understand what wrong with writing in that fashion. It's not like it takes an extra effort or has a negative effect on the works itself
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>>182135567
Not that anon, but using Scott or Sara is literally fine since they're the default names.
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>>182135734
I know. I even said that myself, just bringing up that from personal experience people are more willing to read a work if the default name wasn't used
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>>182135872
What's worse is seeing fanfiction with named self-inserts as main characters, who act nothing like the originals. We've had multiple Sara and Scott ficlets posted here and it was never a problem, until now.
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>>182136264
True.
As far as I'm aware anyone whose written here has mostly kept it for /meg/’s enjoyment rather than something more expansive like Ao3 or FF.net
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>>182134953

Vetra had told him in advance that she wanted his unfiltered honesty about her trial and error domestic education. She said she wanted honesty and an unbiased opinion, but what she couldn't seem to grasp was just how sensitive she was about these sorts of little things. Even the smallest remark was enough to make her feel bad, and that would make him feel bad and it would all turn into a big mess.

Realizing he had no winning scenario at this point, Ryder decided a new course of action for where to take this. He took another drink and set the mug down. He wrapped one arm around her larger frame; He slid a little closer until his chin was resting on her shoulder. Months into their relationship and it was still enough to make Vetra squirm with an awkward delight from this sort of affection.

"Brutally honest?" he asked her, his lips touching briefly against her mandible. She nodded, her mouth clamped close as his free hand rested on her inner thigh. "How much salt did you use?

Vetra looked at him curiously, her eyes flickering briefly to the hand, which its digits were stroking her in a slow, meticulous fashion.

"I.. well, I used what the recommended amount 1/4 teaspoon," she got out finally, now locking her attention completely onto him.

His lips clamped, Scott nodded at her and her explanation. It was all starting to make sense.

"...And do you know the difference between a teaspoon and a tablespoon, right?"

Vetra blinked, she looked from Scott, to the cookies, and back to Scott once again.

"Oh..." it slowly dawned on her. "Oh wow..."

To Ryder's amazement, she did not lose her confidence this time. No, instead laughed a small self-deprecating laugh. He did not join her. Mostly out of fear she would assume he was laughing at her, but he did offer her a grin.
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I want to bully Aurora Aksnes (the autistic Norwegian girl who sings Andromeda's ending song)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_HlPboLRL8
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Good work Danny, although I hate Scott for being an annoying snarky manlet and hate Vetra for being a lanky, ugly and generic 'charming rogue' type

>>182136367
>something more expansive

You mean something more autistic
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>>182136708

"They look good, but the taste is off," he pressed, confident now that he could see her mood about it was not in the dumps. "Other then that."

He did not make mention of the Baking soda mistake. That was very trivia in comparison, more of a personal taste thing then the salt. Also, he had come to know it was better not to overwhelm her with a multitude of errors. He learned that one after the fiasco that was the Caesar salad with can tuna and mayonnaise.

"So I did so-so?" Vetra chirped out in a rather sweetly. "I guess that's a small measure of victory."

As Scott nodded, he grunted as Vetra pushed him back off of her and forced him to lay on the couch, with him pinned under her, Vetra gently laid herself down on him, her head nestled into his chest ass Scott became what she affectionately referred to as "her stupid human pillow".

Scott didn't mind, at least he didn't have to eat the cookies now. He reached out and rand his hand over her fringe, watching as the turian on him sighed in a state of content bliss.

"You're best damn mediocre cook I've ever slept with, that's for sure," he muttered under her.


Scott felt her chuckle through his body.

"And that's all I ever wanted to be!" was all she had to say as they laid together in the quiet of their quarters.
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are they right, /meg/?
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>>182123824
Alright anon, spill the beans. What did you do in your playthrough?
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>>182137367
This was nice and comfy. Thanks.
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>>182137367
story feels a little bare bones, but I only woke up a hour and a half or so minutes ago. I'l expand and release it on my regular place if interested.
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>>182137685
It was a good read, thanks for it.
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>>182137464
I would say that Andromeda's yellow should be blue, but yeah, pretty close.
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>>182137464
Hit a lot of points spot on.
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If a krogran decided to go on a raping spree in a asari, human or quarian area, there would be no stopping them. Is it any wonder why women and weak men feel threatened by them?
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Fuckin' dead
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>>182137685
Nice one Danny
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>>182143519
>>182137883
>>182137608

Thanks
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>>182139835
Shotgun to head, those faggot space turtles aren't made out of kevlar
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>>182144616
>tough krogan hide meme
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>you will never embarrass yourself while trying to celebrate whatever your alien gf celebrates
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Operation Ascendant Jackal is a go.
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>>182124053
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>>182150075
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>>182150075
>>182150827
Got me again.
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>>182149163
What would my qt quarian gf celebrate? Do quarians even have holidays?
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>>182151937

I imagine quarians would try to celebrate their holidays harder then most. It would be all they have left of Rannoch at least before the liberation.
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>>182151937
most likely the day they take rannok
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>>182137685
Do it man, was real comfy.
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>>182133564
Is this your picture? I was hoping to use it for when I release the story
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>>182152292

It's drawn by a guy that went by HTQ before he suddenly just stopped posting. Also known as "to HTQ", e.g. "He HTQ'd."
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>>182152292
Are you going to edit the colony markings?
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>>182149163
>you will never try to get gifts for the turian-side of the family
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>>182154521
do you think they would like hand made guns?
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>>182154730
Craftsmanship doesn't matter as much as the thought that went into it
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>>182151937
They probably return to their home-ship every year after they join a new ship, or find a new home for themselves.
So expect meeting a lot of family.
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No lewd bits visible! Except treats. :^)

It bugs me that they didn't make a female character with the woman's equivalent to Vega's body.
>tfw no buff muscle-waifu
>tfw will never rub her sore thighs with massage oil after a tough mission

Give me physically strong women, Bioware!
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>>182144616
Their skin is considerably tougher than kevlar. Shepard shoots Grunt in the unplated face three times with a hypersonic hand cannon capable of penetrating hard body armor with multiple hits and it doesn't do anything. Grunt barely has a bloody lip. In the comics Wrex is also caught in a massive fuel air blast and subsequently shot by a sniper detonating the six concussion grenades on his belt in a large explosion, and is unharmed.

That said they still die to enough bullets/big enough bullets, even in power armor.
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>>182158971
>Shepard shoots Grunt in the unplated face three times with a hypersonic hand cannon capable of penetrating hard body armor with multiple hits and it doesn't do anything.

I don't remember this.
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>>182159074
It's Grunt's introduction.
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New day - new ass.
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>>182151937
The day of her first suit?

The summer solstice? Maybe the birthdate of their homeship?
The anniversary of the great migration? More of a sad holiday for them, but with a big party afterwards celebrating their ancestors?

Maybe she'd celebrate the day she met you?
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>>182160265

Please sit on my face.
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>>182160265
I really like how soft it looks, it looks very comfortable.
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>>182152173
>>182152197
>>182156861
>>182160348

Stop, anons. This is making me sad that I will never attend a large quarian celebration with lots of exotic foods, music, and dancing.

>celebrating the day she met you

This one hurt, anon. It's too cute.

Thanks for giving me lots of ideas for Coffee Quar
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>>182162479
>ywn sleep on sara's soft and warm buttcheeks
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>ywn make each of your turian gf's family a gun based on what they did in combat
please it's hard to go on
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>yfw your sitting among xenophiles while you still just prefer a regular human
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>>182163442
It's okay, pobody's nerfect.
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>>182163818
peebee could look super good
too bad we got peepoo
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>tfw we will never have a gun slinging cowboy squad member
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>>182157446
source?
Yes I know it says nuvu and I know it's a magazine but I can't find any galleries online.
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>>182157446
>>182164783
Would you look at that?
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>>182164783

Maria Villalba.
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>>182165131

HRIJ HRIJ HIRJ
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>>182165141
thanks
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>>182165293
Nice filename.
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Sure is /comfy/ in here
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>>182168841
>tfw Vetra has to eat breakfast in solitude because she insists on eating cereal which gets everywhere because she has no cheeks.
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>>182168841
>how to cook for forty humans
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>>182170715
>she has no cheeks

Then where does Scott kiss her?
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>http://archiveofourown.org/works/10078877/chapters/22462121
>Since this is my first Mass Effect fanfic, I thought I'd the explore the idea of the First Contact War's events being inspired by the 2016 Election

No, thank you.

>Over the course of the remainder of the year, Robin and her friends kept up to date on the aftermath of the election, which included cringing at hearing people loyal to the Golf Party calling liberals lazy crybabies. They even picked up news feeds of rising hate crimes against the Citadel Council races stationed on Earth, which sparked outrage from those affiliated with the Coffee Party apart from the Citadel.

OOver the course of the remainder of the year, Robin and her friends kept up to date on the aftermath of the election, which included cringing at hearing people loyal to the Golf Party calling liberals lazy crybabies. They even picked up news feeds of rising hate crimes against the Citadel Council races stationed on Earth, which sparked outrage from those affiliated with the Coffee Party apart from the Citadel.

Please stop!
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>>182173563
>riots started by literal (actual) nazis, when in the real world it was the left fuckin' around

Lol.
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>>182173283
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>>182173826
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Reminder that Tali could've looked like this.
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>>182097306
Johny 5?
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>>182176054

Nice! You can never go wrong with bigger tits.
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>>182176054
that's a pretty aardvark pose
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>>182176208
Pretty sad desu

A lot of the concept art was better than the purple human we ended up getting.
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when do we finally gas turianfags?
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>>182177519
Becoming the shadow broker really changed that sweet, innocent girl
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asari parasites genocide when
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>>182173826
I'd assume turians use more tongue because of the lack of lips. I want a long blue tongue in my mouth so bad.
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Shepard shouldn't have died, and Liara should've stayed an archaeologist who keeps digging around prothean ruins to find further clues about the disappearance and a means to prepare against the Reapers.
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>>182137367
A bit late but here's the cap
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>>182178009
Me too.
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>>182176737
Yes

>>182177136
They should have never revealed her face. Or at least tried to make it like they are native to space Arizona
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>From: Asari Military Command

>Good. You opened this message. This isn't
>actually asari military command. They're busy
>tending to what's left of their planet.

>So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're
>not as weak as I thought. But never forget that
>your best wasn't good enough to stop me.
>Now an entire planet is dying because you
>lacked the strength to win. The legend of
>Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm
>there for the last chapter. It ends with your
>death.

>-KL
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>>182179036
Y-you alright?
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>>182179036
There's that renowned German efficiency.
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>>182178574
Passersby be damned. I wouldn't stop either. I need a turian in my life.
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>>182178762
Keeping the true appearance a secret would've been better, yes.
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>plug that hole!
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Turians are magnificent creatures
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>>182124053
Speaking of dreaming about our waifus...

According to my wife i was pretty frisky last night. I was rubbing up against her, grabbing her legs and body, etc. I don't remember any of it so I guess I was pretty heavily dreaming.

She also said that I called her Debra. She was smiling and laughing when she said it which makes me think that she's just fucking with me (as this is her sense of humor), but she may have just misheard me say "Vetra". She wasn't mad or anything so I haven't brought it up again.

lol
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>>182178490
cool, thanks. Keep an eye on FF.net tomorrow. I'll be aiming to have a full version of this done by then. 3-6 thousand words of comfy fluff. I haven't done that in some time.
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>>182182135
This image made me laugh like an idiot for some reason

>>182184184
I've actually never had a Mass Effect dream as far as I can remember

>>182184439
No problem, I'm looking forward to it!
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>I need to recharge
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>>182184578
I had another one where my wife and I were smuggling partners.

She was a turian and handled the bookkeeping, numbers, contacts, etc. The "brains" I guess.

I was a human that helped with that stuff but mainly focused on tech and defense (weapon maintenance, combat tactics, Omni-tool calibrations, etc.). I also maintained our two droid bodyguards that looked like the aqua droids in the Clone Wars animated series (pic related)

Pretty kickass dream
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>>182184578
As much I love the series, I've never had an ME related dream either. Not sure if I should be disappointed or relieved desu.

All my dreams are mostly mundane shit with the occasional one that's so far out there in left field that I usually say "what the fuck" as soon I wake up.

Fuck you brain for denying me my waifu in the one place where she's real
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>>182184578
>no Kai Leng pasta in the deep field
disappointed
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>>182185810
I'm not WG silly. That crafty Kraut is trying to sully my good reputation
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>>182184578
I've never had a Mass Effect related dream, but I've had characters from ME in my dreams. More recently, Vetra is almost always my SO, if I have one. Random spiky gf among a normal all-human dream. Doesn't make sense, but I'm not complaining.
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>>182186367
I had, I was manning a cannon in some vehicle and was slaughtering quarians
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>>182184184
Are you the same guy who claimed to not be able to cum unless you called your girlfriend Tali?

This place attracts a weird crowd.
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>>182186867
>wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpeg
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so i just ordered metro 2033 and 2034 what should i expect?
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>>182187227
Are you talking about the books?
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>>182187304
ya
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>>182184184
Can't be that unusual, I once dreamt about a waifu, not ME-related though.
We just did normal things, in a normal house.

Wish it would happen again soon, even though it was just a dream, it made me feel a little better for a while.
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>>182186867
lol fuck no.

Tali feels too much like a much younger, little sister for me to feel that way.

I prefer femturs > quarians, anyway.

No to the point where I can't get off without thinking about a turian though
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>>182187365
I've only read 2033 so I can only comment on that.

It's a pretty good read, some of the parts are a little wonky since it's translated from Russian, and there's a lot of details/scenes in the book that are not present in the games. The books also contain a lot less action and are more psychological horror, if you're into that.

The ending itself is vastly different from the game, and not to spoil anything, pretty fuckin terrifying. I enjoyed it a lot, looking forward to what you think about it, assuming you're the same anon that was writing Metro Effect.
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>>182184698
Considering this guy is strong enough to leap several times his own height vertically in armor, overpower the superhuman Thane, and grapple with Commander "I beat up car-lifting krogan like they're toddlers" Shepard on even terms, I don't know why he didn't just snap Liara's neck in this scene the minute he grabbed her.
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>>182188023
yep that's me if it gives me any ideas ill write another story about it
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>>182188182
Nice. Hopefully the bleak atmosphere of the books will give you some ideas.
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>>182189573
quick question because you seem to enjoy it
would khan helping them be stupid
he seems like the type of person to jump at the opportunity to help them
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Has anyone ever come across a scavenger sharpshooter who won't shoot at you and actually helps you out. I can't interact with her, but she was gunning enemies down in Axius' camp
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>>182190257
I think he would, should they happen to run into them.

Khan's a great character in both the games and the books, in the games he's this wandering badass while and from what I remember from the books he's more of an independent nomad with this strange understanding of the Metro, moreso than the games let on.

I could be misremembering though, I read the book over 3 years ago.
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>>182190653
I'm 99% sure that's just a random NPC from the Kadara faction you're allied with
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>>182191105
It was on Elaaden
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>>182194212
>okay, I'll take my pants off
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Post more OC quarians/femturs
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Tried to get Frosty Mod Manager working, to no avail.

Downloaded the most recent, even from the Nexus, na'da. When I click on the .exe, it just acts like it's loading, then does nothing.

Also my Shadows look like complete shit, even though it's on High.

Shadows on people look god awful low resolution. I don't remember it looking it really horrible in earlier patches.

Yet shadows that are from direct light seem to be okay.
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>>182082851
>the turian went into a panic
>the last member of his squad was now missing
>he searched all over the room in search of his friend
>he went down to the lower levels
>scanning the rubble he found blue blood leading down one of the tunnels, not enough to be a new wound but enough to indicate the medigel didn't set properly
>knowing he had to get her back before evac arrived he set on down the tunnel
>as his mind drifted more and more to the prospect of her being tortured for being a mutant he began to speed up more and more until he was in a full-blown sprint
>he had finally caught up to the group, they were heading though a checkpoint he ducked into one of the side halls observing the outpost before checking his gun
>before he could start shooting a hand covered his mouth plates
>one of the aliens had sneaked up on him
>he then placed a single finger over his mouth, gesturing him to be quiet
>the alien was wearing a brown jacket with a red cloth covering his head
>he raised his hand up to try and tell him to wait here
>the alien then went through the check point
>and so he waited
>and waited
>and waited
>he couldn’t wait any longer and decided to try his original plan
>but before he could launch his one man assault the blast doors began to open
>out walked the brown coat alien accompanied by two more and the asari a bag covering her head
>the turian began to follow the group as they continued down the tunnel
>the brown coat alien began to lag further and further behind until both him and the turian were side by side
>he gave him a slight nod before they both readied their rifles
>he then said something in his alien dialect before both the men in front of them lowered their weapons
>one of the pair some something, anger in his voice
>after cutting the rope that bound her and pulling off the bag over her head, she was relived to know that she was free
>he picked her up noting that she was still in pain before the three headed down the tunnel
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>>182194212
>tfw no c-sec game where you can rough up quarian scum with your qt femtur partner
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tfw no femsalarian gf to show the galaxy to after years of being stuck on Sur'Kesh
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>>182197258
Cute!
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This general needs a holocaust to get the tumblr out of it
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>>182198425
It really does. /dag/ is like nazi germany compared to nu-/meg/
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>>182196409
Oh snap
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>>182198425
>Waa waah this general is deaaaaad
>Oh no, activity! it's baaaaad
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I'm thinking of writing m/m turian fanfic, but I can't decide between human/turian or turian/turian.

What do you guys think?
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>>182200018
turian x turian. I don't see that very often
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>>182200018
Up to you. I will take screencaps regardless
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>>182200018
batarian/turian
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>>182200018
Interspecies romance provides a relatable segway into the relationship so the reader can empathize with the story.

As much as I'd want a turian/turian romance I wouldn't do it unless you were very secure in your idea of how turians would act, especially in the relationship itself. Also lore knowledge.
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you know i wonder how kinetic barriers work
is it like Kevlar and only stop stuff moving at high speeds
or does it work off a IFF system
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>>182200182
This is some solid advice my man. I'll go with human/turian. Thanks.
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>>182200424
No problem. It can be done right, like most anything you could write, I just think it'd be a little more difficult than usual. I'll probably read it.
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>>182200308

It's explained in the codex. Everything moving beyond a certain speed is stopped (here's where my assumptions start) if the generator has enough energy stored to stop the kinetic energy of the projectile.
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>>182200308
The codex notes that they're PROGRAMMED to only stop projectiles moving above a certain velocity. The example given being making sure the barriers don't push away a chair when you try to sit. Theoretically you could just modify the settings so it blocks everything rather than only coming up above a certain velocity. We see examples of that with the kett deployable cover, which you can't walk through, and various "force fields" that are just visible kinetic barriers.
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>>182200424
Good luck at writing it, anon.
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>>182200738
The collectors had those deployable shield things in ME2. Same thing, maybe?
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>>182200308
I think that they operate off of a proximity/velocity sensor that only activates the shields when an incoming object is approaching at a velocity that the sensor deems lethal. Otherwise things as simple as a rainy day could fuck your shields.

Would make for an interesting concept, though.
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>>182200607
>>182200775
I'll def post it here, when I get to it.
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>>182200894
I meant to say "geth", not kett. But the Collectors have them too. A lot of people do. There's a lot of doors blocked by blue force fields in ME1. They're just ME fields like kinetic barriers, with different settings.

Another thing to note: it is stated that the barriers work by slapping away projectile's, rather than just canceling them out or whatever. Also Incinerate and similar powers are explicitly blocked according to its text description (which notes that Incinerate sucks against shields), so by default barriers are seem set to act with projectiles above about 20 m/s. So an arrow would be blocked, but a punch wouldn't.
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>>182200738
>>182200894

The geth have kinetic barriers that you can't move through, as well.
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>>182201226

At most the codex says "deflect", you might be thinking of the upgraded shields on the SR-2.
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>Incinerate is stopped because muh plasma
>I can't use regular willy pete on 'em

Bioware, please.
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>>182201634
Wouldn't do anything, everyone's in a full suit with NBC protection and sufficient heat resistance that the armor can remain intact after orbital reentry. Incinerate works because as plasma it makes direct contact with the person and burns them directly. With shields up, it gets blocked because it bursts a foot or so from the target and doesn't actually touch them.
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>>182201634
>no napalm
>no antipersonnel mines
>no Agent Orange for planets like Havarl
>no carpet bombing
>tfw no Mass Effect: Vietnam
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>>182202354
> tfw we will never get a mass effect vietnam style first contact war
it hurts me
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>>182202513
>tfw you can't listen to "Run through the jungle" blasting over the speakers of your Kodiak shuttle as you fly low over the dense jungle of Shangxi
>can't yank the charging handle on your door gun as you squad approaches the AO
>can't feel the hot jungle heat whip against your uniform and face as your shuttle begins it's final descent
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>>182202513
>tfw no rising storm 2: Shanxi
>tfw no Apocalypse Now with a Council Spectre hunting down a rouge human colonel at the behest of the Systems Alliance
>tfw no Mass Effect Jacket
>tfw no cawadooty black ops in space
>tfw no We Were Soldiers except instead of Hueys its human dropships

Bioware free up your fucking license you assholes.
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>>182201003
shit man cant wait for that fic to come
are you gunna archive it somewhere
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>>182196409
>the three made it back to the camp when the turians omni tool pinged
>their evac had arrived but due to several nuclear explosions on the surface they had to move the evac point more east
>to help cover your escape we sent 3 squads of 10 into the tunnels
>he was happy the thought of a nice warm steam bath after what he went though but he knew that hope can sometimes work against you
>he readied his rifle picked up the asari and headed into the eastern tunnels
>curiously the alien was following them although he kept his distance
>he was always there was he curious or concerned
>either way it didn't affect him
>continuing down the hall he began to notice that it all seemed familiar like he had been here before
>coming to a door blocked by rubble it hit him
>this was where the salarian fell
>he continued to move forward when a hand grabbed his shoulders, forcing him to a halt
>the alien then pointed forward
>he looked in the direction he was pointing not knowing why
>when he saw him
>it was the salarian cowering on the ground only it wasn't him, a shadow of him self
>still calling for help, still calling to him
>he collapsed to his knees almost letting go of the asari in his hands
>he felt his pain of being left behind
>he came as close as a turian can to crying
>"it's not my fault, the bastard blocked us off, I couldn’t get to you"
>the alien hand brought him back to reality
>he shook his head trying to regain composure
>looking towards the alien he gave him a reassuring look hoping it's not lost in translation
>a little while later the asari claimed she was able to walk
>he let her down, she took a second to balance herself before the trio continued down
>as they walked through the darkness the trio heard a battle raging on further down the tunnel
>they took it slow as they approached
>they saw one of the turian squads searching through what looked like a alien outpost
>he tried to approched them when he was suddenly pulled into a side room by the alien
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>You couldn’t help but notice the mandibled women’s eyes boring into you from across the relatively quiet interior of the cafe.
>What fuck is she looking at?
>Was she one of those human fetishists? The thought sent your skin crawling.
>She’d been watching you nurse your sugared up drink for the past hour, and it was becoming unsettling.
>With you occupied deep in thought, she rises.
>She was quite tall, easily over 6 feet, Long crimson lines accentuating her mandibles, contrasting quite well with her Amethyst eyes eyes.
>She was pretty attractive, as far as turian women go.
>Not that you have any experience with being a xenophile.
>You’re quiet introspection turns to sudden alarm when you realize she is heading in your direction.
>Millions of scenarios playing out in your mind, most not favorable. What could she possibly want?
>You swallow hard, You notice she’s holding some sort of portable datapad.
>She quickly closes the distance and arrives at your table, the tension in the air almost palpable.
>She deftly places it on your table and slowly slides it towards you, her eyes never leaving yours.
>She smiles at you, her mandibles extend out, baring her teeth.
>Well, at least you think it was a smile.
>A wink? Did she just wink?
>With that done, she promptly turns around, baring her back and exits the cafe.
>With your mind racing, you quickly scramble for the data pad.
>Your eyes widen when you finally situate it in your hands and read the first line.
>Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
>So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.
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>>182203157
>tfw sitting in your foxhole on a hot, rainy night in Shangxi
>it's buggy and murky as fuck
>you hear a slight metallic rustle off to your left over the din of the rainfall in the jungle
>all of a sudden someone screams "XENOS IN THE WIRE"
>flares go up, illuminating a turian commando squad in blacked out armor approaching your position
>tracers begin to fly overhead as your squad begins to open up on the spiky fucks
>dirt showers you from a nearby explosion as the turian commando begin lobbing frags on your entrenched position
>over the roar of battle you can hear your squadlead frantically calling for fire support
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>>182204202
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>>182204202
Fuck you.
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>>182204202
Thanks, I needed my daily KL dose you bastard.
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>>182203830
>he did a quiet gestor as he looked through an opening in the wall
>the turian was about to unleash his anger at him when he heard the crackling of electricity
>that’s when he saw a large orb go by the room they were hiding in
>"what the hell is that" one of the turians said
>he heard sounds of lighting before screams
>"by the spirits run!" Another turian yelled
>after a few minutes the alien let them out
>they continued down the way they came passing the charred bodies of his kin
>both the turian and asari looked disgusted by what they were smelling, the alien on the other hand didn't seem to mind
>following the tunnel they found more bodies some had died to the hands of the monsters the lived down here others had died to unknown causes
>it was sickening, and these people lived it daily
>it took some time to reach the evac point
>when they emerged from the underground they saw a large shuttle surrounded by barricades with turians behind them using the cover while shooting back at the aliens and monsters
>when he turned around to look at the group the alien was gone
>he turned his attention to the group of aliens firing on his kin and opened fired.
>the commander saw their arrivle
>"where are my squads?" He asked as he fired more rounds
>"dead sir" the turian says without missing a beat
>the commander shook his head before ordered a retreat
>the surviving members of the group hopped into the shuttle before taking off
>both the turian and asari sigh as they sat in the chairs of the shuttle, they've walked through hell and survived
>"what the hell happen down there!" the commander growled
>"we don't know sir, nothing down their makes senses" the turian said
>the next time the two of them were on the citadel the brought their case to the council
>their was a high cost to saving this species a lot of men
>but within 2 decades they began to produce a lot of goods for the galaxy
>the species that had blown them selves up proved that they could help the galaxy
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UH WTF?
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>>182101087
>Muh explorers don't need guns

Always. Always
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>>182207962
Was an fun read anon, good job.
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>>182204202
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Fucking BTs need to leave.
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Independence Day Revelations is one of the worst movies I've watched in a long time.
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>Just finished the Razor's Edge series

wew that was a great timesink

Any other suggestions?
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>>182211494
>razor's edge
i'm intrigued
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>>182211605
Novelization of ME 2/3

Really long

Pretty good, not the best but a decent read,

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2399641/Tairis-Deamhan
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>>182211494
What kind of fic are you looking for?
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eden
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Quick, Obsidian was just given license to make a new Mass Effect game. Aside from "buggier than Andromeda at launch", what would it be like?
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>>182212089

Actual choices which have an actual weight.
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>>182212089
People will have all ranges of accents, not just english. Oh and there will be more white people other than the 4 NPCs that are white
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>>182212447
*change english to British
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>>182212089
Lower budget isometric rpg with competent writing but without romances.
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>>182211993
I have no clue, I'm kinda lost. It took a couple of weeks and I wasn't expecting to finish this soon so now I just feel like anything that is half decent I suppose.

Nothing gay pls, although Femshep/Garrus could be decent I suppose
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As bad as the facial animations, fetch quests, and bugs are in ME:A, I really did enjoy the Alec sidequest and finding out what happened in the MWG. Too bad we'll never find out who the Benefactor is, since there probably won't be a sequel
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>>182204761
>>182205023
>>182205676
>>182209271
This is my first attempt at writing something in a long time, I didn't know how to continue it so I just KL'd it.

It's a really good way to get out of writing shit t.b.h
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Superior human posterior
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>>182213035
It had potential

you ass
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>>182213119
Inferior hips.
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>>182212727
I don't ready any of the Femshep/Garrus fics, but there are a fucking lot of 'em. If you go to FF.net and search for femshep/garrus and sort by favs I'm pretty sure you're bound to find something decent.
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I miss the femshep autist and the kai leng autist. This place needs cleansing.
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>>182213137
You think so? I could edit it and continue.
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>>182214384
What you did write was good anon. Continue it if you want to, or leave it as it is. The choice is all yours.

The KLing was pretty unexpected. You did a great job on that part.
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>>182207962
Have this

>>182214384
It had a unique premise for these threads, having the MC be a xenophobe and then over time being corrupted into lewd
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>>182204202
Why does this keep happening?
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Scott/Sara Incoming

Sometimes, Andromeda was about taking a break. Forget the adventure, the thrill of new shores and uncovered cities. Sometimes, you just needed to sit back and enjoy a cozy night.

That's where Scott found himself, letting the Blasto re-runs assail himself and his sister, equally dazed, too tired to change the channel, too awake to hit the hay.

“Hey.” Sarah interrupted his chain of thought with a tap on his shoulder. “It's been a while. Pass the bottle.”

In response, Scott held it out, and snatched it away as Sara's hands came close. “I think you've had enough,” he crowed, bringing the bottle back to his lips. “I'm confiscating this.”

“You jerk, gimme some!”

“Nope. In the name of the Andromeda Initiative, I claim this bottle out of Pathfinder necessity.” As Sara started pelting Scott with light blows, he attempted to chug the bottle as fast as he could, squirming his way out of her arms as she tried to drag him close. Finally the bottle emptied, and he let Sara wrestle it out his hands.

“Got it! It's my turn—oh, you son of a gun.” Disappointed with the lack of contents, she set the bottle aside, and laid back against the couch. “What time is it?”

“Just about 5 am in the morning.”

“Did we just spend the entire night watching Blasto re-runs?” she groans, and Scott just shrugs in response.

“Could be worse. We could have been hanging out with Peebee.”

(1/2)
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>>182215820
Sara shakes her head. “Don't remind me about that....thing. She propositioned me once. In the airlock. Most awkward moment of my life.” Glancing over at Scott, she tilts her head. “And apparently, she did the same to you?”

“Not quite. Did Drack tell you? She forcibly ejected the escape pod, tried to hook up with me almost immediately afterward.”

Interest engaged, Sara picks up her head, and leans in. “And you accepted?” A concerned stare comes over her face and Scott leans back, unsure of what's happening.

“No. Gross.” He replies, and Sara grabs his arm, tugging him close.

“Good. She doesn't deserve you.”

“And you do?” Scott jokes, but Sara does nothing but lean into his side, hair falling over her face. Scott attempts to tug his arm out, but her grasp is firm. Slowly, her other hand worms into his, fingers clasping his tightly.

“Sorry, Scott. I'm tired. Can we just rest like this for a while?”

“Sure thing, Sara.” And with that, he wraps his arms around her body, pulling her close in a soft, gentle embrace, drifting into sleep as one.

(2/2. End. Goodnight, /meg/.)
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a weapon to surpass metal gear
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Hey /meg/. Bored writefag here. Trying something new to keep the thread alive.

>The feeling of cold, bare metal against your face pulls you from a deep slumber.
>Rising from your prone position, you use the back of your hand to wipe away a stray bit of saliva away from the corner of your mouth, and then begin to take stock of your surroundings.
>You find yourself in a cramped, dark hallway, illuminated by a single dim red bulb. A series of pipes of varying thickness run along the wall facing you, some of them branching off towards the ceiling and floor. Others disappear into the murky darkness beyond your vision to your left and right.
>You have no idea how you got here, or even where you are. The surroundings vaguely remind you of the internals of a submarine.
>Searching for answers, you decide to look through your pockets for clues. You find:

your PHONE, your WALLET, and a single house KEY
>These are all items that you carry with you on a regular basis. None of them immediately stand out to you as a clue to your whereabouts.
>Standing up, you decide it's time to take action.
>You immediately find yourself faced with a few choices:

1)Inspect the immediate area around you.
2)Inspect your inventory further.
3)Walk to the left.
4)Walk to the right.

The first 2-3 responses of the same choice will determine where I take the story next.
I'll also just stop if you anons feel like I'm shitting up the thread.
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>>182216531
I'll bite. Inspect the area around you
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>>182216531
Inspect surroundings, obviously.

At least new content keeps the thread going.
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>>182204202
Creative
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>>182216795
>>182216889
>>182216531


>You decide to inspect your surroundings further.
>You decide to take a closer look at the surrounding walls and floor, finding them machined to a smooth, cold flatness. Running your hands along the wall you can feel the slight ridges of separate panels.
>The sole red light gives off a faint heat, similar to an incandescent bulb. It flickers slightly as your hand nears it.
>Taking a closer look at the pipes, you discover that some of them are warm to the touch, while others are as cold as the surrounding bare metal.
>Upon even closer inspection, you notice a small, shiny object sticking out slightly between the pipes.
>Giving the object a slight tug, it breaks free and clatters to the ground. You gingerly pick up the item, and examine it in the dim red light. You discover that it's:

a thin piece of METAL SCRAP
>You decide that the item could come in handy in a situation like this, and slide it into your pocket.
>You just now notice the faint hum of distant machinery permeating the walls around you. You could swear that the walls seemed to bend slightly. This place is beginning to unnerve you.
>You find yourself faced with a few choices:

1)Inspect your inventory further.
2)Walk to the left.
3)Walk to the right.
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>>182218007
2) Walk to the left.
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>>182218007
Agreed, go left.
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>>182218007
inspect inventory further
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>>182218068
>>182218812
>>182218007

>You decide to walk to the left.
>As you progress further down the passage, you soon find yourself enveloped in the thick darkness, the glow of the red bulb is now a faint glimmer behind you.
>Fumbling through your pockets in the dark, you manage to locate your PHONE and active it's flashlight function.
>Under the sterile glow of your flashlight, you discover that the passageway continues off in a similar manner for a short distance before making an abrupt turn to the right, with the pipes on the right-hand side of the wall bending around the corner and out of view.
>Pressing on further, you round the corner to find yourself faced with a square metal grate, not much wider than your shoulders. It appears to be held on by four screws, one in each corner.
>Peering through the thin slats of the grate, you find your self looking another corridor, furnished in the same metal as the passageway you currently reside in, however lacking the assortment of pipes on either side. The corridor disappears from view to your left and right.
>The corridor is illuminated by the cool white glow of an elongated light fixture on the opposite wall. Listening carefully, you can hear the fixture emit a faint buzz. No other sounds are present from the hallway.
>Where ever you are, it seems to be deserted.
>You find yourself faced with a few choices:

1)Inspect the grate further.
2)Attempt to kick the grate.
3)Inspect your inventory further.
4)Turn around and walk back to the right.
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>>182219847
can you use the thin piece of metal scrap on the bolts ?
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>>182219993
Someones clever. Maybe you could try inspecting the grate.
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>>182219847
Inspect the grate
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>>182220138
inspect the grate
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>>182221274
who ever drew this needs to be shot
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>>182221274
My eyes hurt.
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>>182220197
>>182220204
>>182219847

>You decide to inspect the grate.
>Upon closer inspection, you discover the grate to be made of a thin metal. Had you been forceful, you deduce that the grate would have easily succumbed.
>Loud and proud has never really been your MO, however, and if this place ends up being inhabited after all, you decide you'd rather not announce your presence immediately. The cold silence of your surroundings gives off a strange, unwelcoming feeling.
>Inspecting the four bolts, you discover they each feature a small slot on their heads, a perfect fit for the metal object you found earlier.
>Using a bit of ingenuity you use your METAL SCRAP to easily loosen three of the four bolts. Well done, you sneaky monkey.
>The fourth bolt however, is a little trickier than the rest, and with a little too much enthusiasm on your end, the piece of METAL SCRAP shatters in your hands.

you have lost your METAL SCRAP
>Undeterred, however, you are able to wedge your fingers underneath the area of the gate loosened by the removal of the three bolts.
>With a little gumption on your end, you manage to pop out the grate, sending the fourth screw clattering down the dark passageway, but unfortunately warping the grate slightly in the process.
>You set the grate down on the floor beneath the newly created hole, keeping careful track of the three remaining screws in the process.
>You feel a small current of cool air blow in through the hole. The light on the opposite wall of the corridor flickers again slightly.
>You find yourself faced with a few choices:

1)Attempt to enter the corridor
2)Replace the grate and head back to the right.
3)Inspect your inventory further.
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Kill AI or save?
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>>182221772
do your part
kill a Angara today
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>>182221649
attempt to enter the corridor
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>>182221649
Could we possibly check our phone for any hints on where we were or what happened before waking up? Maybe check any messages.
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>>182222107
That's a good idea. You could try inspecting your inventory further.
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>>182222206
do it
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>>182222206
I'll vote to inspect inventory, then.
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>>182221772
It doesn't matter. I'd say kill her because she wants to die. If you give her to the angara, they'll start torturing her. SAM is more understanding, but he still won't trust her and she remains imprisoned in SAM node.
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>>182222264
>>182222284
>>182221649

>You decide to inspect your inventory further.
>Pulling out your PHONE, you quickly punch in your password out of memory and begin looking for any hints explaining your current predicament.
>The time on your phone reads 21:47. Wherever you are, it's starting to get late.
>You frown. You notice the words "No Service" displayed in the top right corner of your screen. Where ever you are, calling for help is certainly out of the question.
>Your PHONE's battery reads 72%. Perhaps it's wise to minimize it's use should you happen upon the chance to utilize it later.
>Looking through your messages and missed calls, nothing seems to stand out as out of the ordinary. You have a few missed calls from friends from two days ago, and one missed message asking about your plans for the weekend. Thumbing through the rest of the apps on your phone reveals nothing else of interest. You put your phone back into your pocket.
>Pulling out your WALLET next, you run your hand over the familiar worn leather surface before inspecting it's contents. It's the same old wallet you always carry.
>Inside, you find your ID, two credit cards in your name, a debit card, $35 in cash, and a partially filled stamp card for a local sandwich shop. Nothing really piques your interest, and you slide your WALLET back into your back pocket.
>Finally, you pull out the house KEY, finding it slightly warm to the touch from being left in your pocket. The letters "KW1" are stamped into one side of the KEY's silvery metal head, and the letter "S" on the other. The latter appears to be added after the KEY was manufactured. You slide the key back into your pocket.
>You pause for a moment. Everything about what you had with you screamed normal, yet your surrounding were quite the opposite. You feel another wave of uneasiness wash over you.
>You find yourself faced with two options:

1)Attempt to enter the corridor.
2)Replace the grate and head back to the right.
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>>182221772
Kill. AIs cannot be trusted.
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>>182223914
Might as well attempt to enter the corridor.
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>>182223283
>torturing
Nah, not really. She's just being tsun-tsun and Moshae says she'll need a long psychological recovery.
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>>182223914
i vote the corridor. Though, it'll be hard to get many votes/replies during dead hour anon

What you are doing is cool so far
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>>182224430
The angara are trying to get information out of her. Obviously they can't really 'hurt' an AI that wants to die anyway, but none of their attempts are out of the goodness of their hearts.
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>>182221921
>>182224182
>>182226271
>>182223914

>You decide to enter the corridor.
>The size of the vent proves to be a tight fit, however with a few grunts you manage to shimmy both of your arms and head through the hole and out into the hallway. You immediately notice that the floor is at least a foot away from the bottom of the vent hole. This could prove to be troublesome.
>In a cumbersome display of flexibility, you manage to straighten your torso and push the rest of your upper-body through.
>Quickly finding yourself out of balance in this precarious scenario, the remainder of your body tumbles out of the vent hole, sending you flying to the floor with a dull thud. Ouch.
>You pause for a moment as you listen to the sound of your clumsiness echo around the metallic corridor, listening for any sounds that could indicate that someone had been alerted to your presence.
>All you heard is the faint buzz of the light fixture in front of you.
>Thinking the coast is clear, you stand up and assess your new surroundings.
>Off to your left, the corridor bends off into a gentle left turn. You notice a strange red-orange glow coming from the bend in the corridor, beyond your view.
>On your right, is a long staircase spanning the width of the corridor, its top hidden from view due to the height of the ceiling. The white light seems to get brighter as the stairs disappear from view.
>Suddenly, you hear something that makes your hair stand on end.
>A distant, consistent thumping sound echos through the chamber.
>Footsteps. And they seem to be getting louder.
>Panicked, you look left and right. The acoustics of the corridor make it difficult to determine the origin of the sound.
>You don't have a lot of time.
>You're going to have to make a split-second decision:

1)Stay put and face the origin of the sound.
2)Run down the corridor to the left towards the red light.
3)Run to the right and up the stairs.
4)Attempt to crawl back into the vent and hide.
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>>182226958
Right, towards the stairs seem like the good choice. Red light surely means something fucking bad.
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>>182226958
Up the stairs.
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>>182227705
>>182227714
>>182226958

>You were never one to await your fate. You decide to run up the stairs.
>To your relief, the stairs seem empty. The sound of footsteps fades behind you as you jog up the staircase. From your perspective halfway up the staircase, you can tell that the corridor opens up into a larger room.
>Reaching the top of the stairs, you bend over and take a moment to catch your breath before surveying the room in front of you.
>The room opens up into a large metallic dome, a few recessed lights in the ceiling drone quietly and flicker in your presence.
>A corridor off to the left similar to the one at the base of the staircase immediately catches your attention. You swear that you can hear sounds of commotion echoing through the chamber from beyond. Something about the sound of the commotion seems off to you.
>It almost sounds like what you would hear should you listen to the din of people talking in a large public space, except you couldn't make out any specific words or phrases. It all sounded very... foreign. You aren't sure what to make of it.
>The center of the dome is occupied by what you deem to be an abandoned kiosk of some sort. You can make out large, faded blue letters along the base. You don't immediately recognize the language.
>Off to the right you see a doorway with what you assume was a functioning automatic sliding door. The door is currently jammed open at a slight angle in the doorway, you can make out the glow of a neon blue light coming from beyond the door.
>Whether the door came to be that way over time through disrepair or was forced that way, you aren't sure.
>The sound of footsteps getting louder on the staircase behind you reminds you that you aren't out of the woods just yet.
>You find yourself faced with a few options:

1)Run to the right and attempt to find the source of the commotion.
2)Hide in the kiosk in an attempt to hide from your pursuer.
3)Run to the left and squeeze through the gap in the broken door.
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>>182229962
Let's make it interesting, head right to try and find the source of the commotion.
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>>182230695
Welcome back, hitleranon.
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Avatarfags should be gassed.
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>>182230402
I just realized I fucked up the directions. Whoops.

Anyway, hold onto that thought anon. I'm gonna call it a night for now, I'll pick up from your suggestion tomorrow if no one else makes a choice.

Thanks for playing along. I hope some of you guys liked it as much as I did writing it.
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>>182231523
It was fun anon, it's good you had fun writing it.
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>>182191391
Yeah, that's an Outcast sharpshooter.
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>>182184578

I´m a bit envious about that, the only ME related dream i had was a nightmare, in which I was chased through an Inceptionesque hotel by a horribly disfigured Turian ghost/demon that was screeching like a Banshee
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>>182229962
Towards commotion.

Really like what you're doing here, anon.
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Why do my shadows look so horrible on High preset??
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I can never like ME3 because of Javik and EDI. The Prothean and Sexbot suspend my disbelief and make the game less enjoyable.

As a character, Javik's personality is great but could have been on anything other than a prothean.
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>>182239546
Should have been a bitter Salarian STG. Maybe Kirahee
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>>182239546
A BT could work. They are just as stuckup and it would also tick the "my entire race is deeeeeeeeeaaaaaaad" box
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>Just bought Andromeda
>Game run nice
>Got the tempest
>FPS went to 25
what the fuck
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>>182237528


ANYONE? I deleted the game and am reinstalling it to see if that helps.

If it doesn't I'm just gonna flip the FRICK OUT.

CAUSE I KNOW THE GAME DID NOT LOOK LIKE THAT BEFORE.
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>>182240857
I can't help, I'd do the same thing and see if it works
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>>182241219

Fookin reeee
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Vetra should have kept her country accent the whole game and not just when she was mocking Liam
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>>182243038
Is there a video of this
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>>182239546
>>182240619
I don't know, I loved the "muh primitives" shtick. You can't really do that with a BT.
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>Hitleranon banned when he could just post again
Heilarious
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>>182244360
https://youtu.be/qiKQtq2nEro?t=188
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>>182248528
He will be missed.
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>>182202228
>sufficient heat resistance that the armor can remain intact after orbital reentry

Which is complete bullshit that only serves as a clue to show that Bioware stopped giving a shit after the first game.
>ceramic plates as armour
>Brain survived in helmet xDD we r geniuses

Nevermind that atmospheric entry requires specific shapes to minimize hot spots and very specific kinds of materials, nevermind the parts THAT AREN'T COVERED, and nevermind that heat would seep in everywhere eventually cooking the brain before it smashes against ice.
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>>182250868
Mass effect fields.
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>>182249838
>ywn Sip sweet tea on your space plantation with southern belle Vetra while Liam tends to your cotton fields
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all redditniggers need to hang alongside vetrafags
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>>182226039

Cora is cute.
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>>182251426
get rid of the dyke hair cut then we can talk
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Shepard...
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>>182251131
She wants to try her hand at farming, herself.
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Breas- I mean Cora.
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>>182251426
she looks like the chick from Roxette
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Addison will take her revenge on Sid for exposing her authorization of the Three Sabers. There will be rape
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>>182248528
Why did he get banned?
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>>182250868
Calm down, Curiosity
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vote Armstrong for councilor
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>>182257574
fixed
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>>182258158

Nanomachines and prosthetics in Mass Effect when?
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>>182253676
She admits post game that she much prefers being an adventurer and gunning down bad guys to being a farmer.
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>>182212510
>but without romances.
Heresy!
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>>182257574
>>182258554
can you MGS faggot fuck off to your own general? MGS is bad and you should feel bad
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>>182258673
Doesn't mean that she wouldn't want to try her hand at farming at some point, say in retirement. There's a reason why she blurted out farming when talking about things she could do in a less haptic world.
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>>182259358
A Mass Effect game without the ability to romance waifus? I don't want to go back to a time before ME2, where there were none.
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We need a game based on shanxi
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>>182260238
I think she just blurted it about because she had a tough life and views the life of the farmer as sort of what a typical idealized working class person does without any real idea of what it's like. American culture kind of does that (e.g. Superman's parents were farmers), I think that's what they were going for. In that conversation Ryder has the option to tell her that she'd hate being a farmer and probably be bad at it, and would be much better off taking advantage of the skills she already has.

With her experience, after she retires from combat duty with a few hundred notches on her Cyclone, she'd be much better off at some kind of desk job or as a businesswoman. Working in retirement would be more of a hobby anyway. As a registered member of the Pathfinder team that saved the cluster she likely has a massive pension, and if she's in a relationship with Scott then he has a series of very profitable investments that will likely get even more profitable as the colonies develop.
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>>182260068
this coming from the guy who probably bought mea and me3
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>>182261647
Then go talk about it somewhere else, and not in the general of a series you don't like. Just an idea.
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Here again I listen to the soundtrack of the original trilogy and tears come to my eyes. I already know in advance that today I'll go to bed to wake up tomorrow in this gray hell where everyone hates me, close my eyes and remember the happiest time in my life. I remember how I first got into the world of Mass Effect.

I will quietly cry in the pillow and dream of being in Normandy for only one day. Really I ask a lot? Although not even. I just want to take a walk around the Citadel. To walk between beautifully planted trees, look at an artificial pond, sit on a bench in a quiet place. Next to me would sit the asari, ask how I was doing. Maybe she liked me? 2 intelligent living beings, the evolution of which was hundreds of thousands of light years apart. And here we are. Together.

Then comes the understanding that this will never happen, and the tears run even more intensively. Tomorrow I will not wake up on Normandy with my friends, but in this gray horrible cruel world that hated me all my life, which broke me, wiped my feet on me and threw it away.

I remember how I first got on the Citadel. As Avina explained to me how everything is arranged. How I traveled the Galaxy. How I met the fictional characters who became my kinsman, than any real person. How I met Tali for the first time ... This world has become for real life.

My dream is only on the monitor screen, where the Normandy team has become for me a native where I can live an incredible life full of adventures where I save the Galaxy from Reapers, where I can come and just chat with Liara or with anyone I want, where I go to A suicidal mission is not known where, but I know that I will survive, because my friends are with me. Real friends. You probably do not understand my feelings. For me, Mass Effect is more than just a game.
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>>182261987
mgs dosen't have a general
and were talking about it in the context of mass effect
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>fem shep x sparatus fic
>every single notable turian wants to bang shep
>Hanna shep is a slut for turian cock
>about to go though omega 4
>take me with you
>your needed here
>i'm needed with you
>no one comments on why THE FUCKING TURIAN COUNCILOR IS RUNNING INTO A WAR ZONE
who thinks of this shit
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>>182262149
What does a vote Armstrong poster have to do with Mass Effect. As long as you talk about Mass Effect, you're good, just don't expect everyone to join in or enjoy it.
And prosthetics are in ME. Drack's half prosthetic.
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>>182212510
>no romance
Fuck that. I liked how Bethesda handled LIs in Fallout 4. That's one of the thing they got right.
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>>182261219
We need a game based on Blasto
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>>182261226
>at a desk job or as some type of businesswoman

Savvy young businesswomen are my fetish, especially in businesswear. Another point to add to Vetra's perfection.
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>>182263501
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>>182261146
ME2 introduced the best waifus. Therefore ME2 best.
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>>182263501
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>>182261226
I'd prefer that, anyway, farm life isn't for me. Retiring to the Nexus or Meridian, but maybe to a quant place on Kadara near where they shared there first kiss. Just saying there might've been some truth to her saying that.
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>>182263907
This was true, with Tali and Jack, and the women got Garrus. But Andromeda introduced best girl >>182263919
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>>182262813
Some 14 year old girl wet for birds.
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>>182263501
>no calves
>legs go straight down with no visible hips
Ms Skellington?
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>"Scott.... w-why are you grinning like that.... S-Scott?"
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>>182264493
>round eyes
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>>182263109
yess
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>>182264651

Improved.
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>>182264680
Curie is best non-ME waifu.
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New day - new wet ass.
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>>182264759
That's just an untrue statement, anon. Reptilian eyes are sexy af.
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>>182264651
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qt c-sec femturs?
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>>182265081

Wet ass is better.
>the material covering the tops of the butt
>super thin material showing each buttcheek underneath

Top tier. I like how Cora's suit is slightly reminiscent of the asari armour.
>tfw no extra Cora outfit where she wears commando leathers
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>>182262062
I was about to call you a fag but then remembered Ive been there too.

What state this world is in when we find friendship, comraderie and love in a videogame instead of the real world.
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>>182265680
The Assassin Dance has a newbie teamed up with an older human private contractor.

She's very tsundere about it.
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I am not suggesting that Vetra was raped. But an orphan teenage gorl, with a sibling to care for,would be very vulnerable or have to do some questionable things to survive
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>>182262062
Sometimes I feel the same way anon.

I'll take my car out late at night every now and again, and blast vigil through the speakers. Sounds cringy as fuck but it accompanies the V8 really well.
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>>182266304
She was a 17 year old (pretty much a full grown femtur, with informal training from her SpecOps father) who had to start work early in an established colony in a low income background because her dad disappeared. She wasn't begging in the streets or growing up in fucking Somalia.
>>
dlc when
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>>182262062
>Listening to the soundtrack and going on an emotional trip
For me it's putting ME2's loading screen and squad selection music on repeat and just thinking about the utter vastness of space. Figures.
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>>182249838
>vetra makes fun of Liam by mocking what he just said in a southern accent

What the fuck was her problem?
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>>182268250
literally no one likes Liam.

Jaal is the only one who can tolerate him and he still gets on his nerves.
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>>182268564
liam needs to be replaced with Dimitri
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>>182268564
>>182268250
I think Liam has legit autism. Like the "bang your head into a wall while screaming" autism, and how he acts shows the limits of their treatments. Lexi probably has to have calm down psychotherapy sessions with him where he reees about crewmembers wearing colors that trigger him or changing their hairdo.
>>
>>182268684
Goddamn yes
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>>182268684
So much this
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>tfw no hound master squad mate who uses a dog to help the squad fight
>the dog and pull agro distract and suppress a enemy
>human uses shotguns and has no abilities of his own
>the human and dog are apart when on the ship
>the aliens on the crew don't know much about dogs and the more they are with them the more they learn about them
>drack comments on their loyalty and willingness to die for their masters
>vetra wonders what good a creature like that would give the mission but also says not to let sid see it
>liam comments using dogs to fight is wrong you should feel bad you monster
>jaal is fascinated with the thing
good idea yes or no
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>>182268924
Nah, if he was autistic he'd see, more ignorant/clueless than he is. As it stands he's just a bad person. He never takes responsibility for his actions and his interactions with the team are incredibly and intentionally mean-spirited.
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>>182266571
She was 14 and we don't even know if her dad was spec-ops, let alone gave her any training.

I don't think she was raped but damn, stop shifting facts
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>>182269530
>She was 14
No she wasn't, she was 17. She states she was the same age as Sid is now, and Sid according to the game files is 17.
> and we don't even know if her dad was spec-ops, let alone gave her any training
Yes we do, she states both of these things in Nomad banter with Drack.
>>
So will there ever be Quarians or Elcor in Andromeda?
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>>182270757
There are BTs, so yes.
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>>182270757
only if the quarian is a qt gay male
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If you listen to her dialogue, she used to do construction jobs to raise money. Where the fuck are you getting this questionable orphan shit from?
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>>182271074
she may be embarrassed about what she had to do
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>>182271074
You just don't go around people you prostituted yourself, that's for sure
>>
>>182271074
This Vetra a shit, and you don't need slander to ruin her already used goods image.

Captcha: calle raptor
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>>182271074

Rape and prostitution fetishists.
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>>182269954
Game files says her age range is 17, this was for casting purposes. She says she was Sid's age when she left, and she left before boot camp. Sid was 1 when they left, and they did leave with their father. Don't know how long they were together before he disappeared.
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why can't i tell squaddies to swap out their shitty weapons? it bugs me that they're still using mid-tier guns far past the point I have objectively superior replacements for them. The mods they use can even transfer over.

Drack = Hesh
Vetra = Mattock (full auto)
Peebee = Carnifex
Cora = Also Hesh
Jaal = Black Widow
Liam = whocares
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>>182272063
>Game files says her age range is 17, this was for casting purposes. She says she was Sid's age when she left

No, she says she was Sid's age when her DAD left/disappeared and she had to strike out on her own.
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>>182272090

Iconic and unique. xD
Some dumb shit like that. It's also why you can't change their outfits, or even just fuckin' re-colour them.
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>>182272578
If they wanted them to be iconic and unique they could've at least given them high-tier weapons that you wouldn't want to replace.
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>>182272672
hell not even that all they need is to have the guns damage scale
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>>182272230
She says she was Sid's age when they left Palavan, and that she didn't even do boot camp yet. You can say whatever you want, but it doesn't make it true.
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>>182272928
>She says she was Sid's age when they left Palavan

No she didn't. Listen to her dialogue again. She says she started working at Sid's age. Sid repeats that at the end of her loyalty mission and says "you started at my age and you made it okay."
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>>182272838
It's an in-universe thing too. Why are they using mid tier weapons when I can finding high tier expensive ones in boxes?
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>>182273109
Just explain Vetra's age then. If she was 17 while Sid was 1, that would make her 33 now, when she's in her late 20s.
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>>182273450
She was 17 when Sid was 3. Sid was a bit more than 1 when they left Palaven, Vetra states her dad disappeared a bit over two years after that.
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>>182273763
That would still only make her 31.
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>>182273450
That was just a ballpark age a writer gave, besides? There isn't much difference between early 30s and late 20s
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>>182274368
Math is hard sometimes. Let him have his headcanon, and stop shitting up the place.
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>>182274525
This was stated as her age, by her writer on Twitter, yes, but after the game came out. It's less ball park than the age range given to VOs.
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>drack x gil erotic fics
giving rights to the gays was a bad idea
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I miss the "Tali stole the Normandy's stealth drive design and gave it to the Quarians" arguments
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>>182275153
she did, any one who says otherwise is blinded by lust
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>>182275153
It was never an argument really, more of a bait for Talimancers. Her writer explicitly debunked it.
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>"when i grow up i want to fuck a 1400 year old lizard"
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Patch 1.09 pretty much completely reanimated Addison's first scene. Apparently the memes struck Bioware deeply.
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>>182275462
t. Lexi
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>>182275274
>>182275286

I wish they brought it up in game. It would have made an interesting character development.

>How could you do this Tali

>It was fer muh people, you're working for a terrorist organization for the same reason

>Fuck you

>No fuck you

and then they fucked or if you couldn't resolve it she dies/disobeys/does something stupid on Rannoch
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>>182275286
Patrick Weekes is a faggot who couldn't have his waifu ruined and have another dimension of character

>>182275153
The "oh turians just happened to gift it :)" to the bastards with no money and are embargoed by everyone is still a retarded argument
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>>182275462
Well I want to fuck a dinosaur when I grow up, too. Of the raptor variety.
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>>182275462
Every day we stray further from god's light.
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>>182275006
>>182274797
You say this as if nu-Bioware writers are masters of consistency and math
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>>182275706
i want to fuck a femtur to but it's drack
1400 year old lizard dick
i mean i understand lexi because she doesn't have to touch him
but fucking GAY ANAL SEX WITH IT
>>
what has to go wrong in someones life to find turians attractive?
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>>182266139
>tsundere about it.

I'm just bored of 'grr fuck humans' tsun, come on. It's not all of us are walking diplomats for our respective governments, damn.
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>>182276158
i think she's pretty open about working with humans
up until he starts fucking with her
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>>182276021
To each their own, anon. There's some people that actually don't want to cuddle a turian. Can you imagine that? Weirdos, but everyone has their preferences.
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>>182276158
She doesn't hate humans (though she doesn't want to sleep with one either), she hates mercenaries.
>>
this
>I wanna fuck a raptor XD
is seriously getting out of hand
>>
I wanna fuck an avian.
I wanna fuck a bird.
Do either of those work for you?
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>>182277152
STILL WAITING FOR A UPDATE
>>
Reminder that you'll never be able to smoke as many cigars as TIM.
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