/ss13g/ - Trouble in Nanotrasen Town

First for
>ihadtoregisterforthis reacted with a confused emoji

Furry servers are actually better than /vg/

>>182039936
As a head with no captain, you're responsible for the whole crew, duties me and the HoS shared. Nobody was fixing breaches and people were getting hurt. Spiders were breaking windows all over and could potentially kill people. No paramedic to get bodies. No virologist to cure diseases. You'd rather I just wait around for the corpses to pile up or the shuttle gets called?
While keeping everyone treated, checking morgue trays, making sure fridge was stocked, getting our upgrades, and walking the only other medbay worker through their very first surgeries. I'm not seeing the issue here.
I don't know exactly what your problem is, but feel free to blow it out your ass.

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looking for the guy who started on this

>>182040526
>he actually believes this

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>>182041270
>when you're on fire so is your shadow

>>182040371
Name one.

>>182041270
no not snowmap though I am waiting for it I'm talking about this away mission this guy was doing.
I think he just posted this one picture and I haven't seen him since

>>182037236
A: The person is playing sec solely to be a griefing faggot and between arresting for crimes that aren't crimes and unreasonably extended sentences they get the boot
B: Metagay to perma/valid someone they don't have evidence on but "just know" are an antag
C: Between your valids lust or game type PTSD you get too valids hungry and kill a guy you shouldn't have

aka, be a retard.

>>182038404
Going by the book is completely impractical for a significant portion of the server's hours.

>>182039095
The validhunting here is pretty bad as a result though. It really sucks when you're trying to do something that isn't murderbone and you get your shit shoved in for it until you give up then people bitch that you're a shitty murderbone antag

>>182039903
Need some help with code.

Is all the roid cave/vault gen all in mine_turfs.dm. modules/mining/surprise.dm and modules/mining/surprises/tg-vg.dm?
I've looked through it and I can't tell where it knows to spawn only in the roid area's
How does it know to not spawn in the asteroid field?

>>182042527
I'm guessing without having actually read thoroughly through the code that when the game tries to spawn a room, surprise.dm makes sure it CAN spawn there (whether there's enough room through allowed and disallowed types and stuff like that). I can also see that some stuff like check_complex_placement (used in spawn_room) seems to be in a different file.

>>182042527
A: it's being set to a specific torus or B: a torus has been set to only include stuff within a specific area and to not spawn anything into that torus outside that specific area, this is usually accomplished by only allowing the random zones be spawned on "land" tiles and as a result wont spawn on "space" tiles.

>>182040526
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Chain_of_Command
>If the Captain is missing, authority falls to the next in the Chain of Succession, usually the Head of Personnel.

>If the Captain and the Head of Personnel are missing, and it is suspected they were taken out of action by a hostile force, authority usually falls to the Head of Security, as missing the top two command positions is deemed as an emergency, and the Head of Security has authority in dealing with station wide emergencies.

>If the situation stabilizes itself, a new Captain and a new HoP should be assigned ASAP. It is suggested that the HoS remains in his position to prevent wasting his military training and so the crew doesn't get ideas. (To spell it out, the crew isn't going to like a military putsch for whatever reason.)

>If the Captain, HoP and HoS are all missing, then you're pretty screwed either way, and anarchy rules the station then it's a vote between the CE, RD and CMO as how to deal with it, either by assigning a new Captain, by one of them assuming the role, or calling an evacuation as things may be getting pretty bad by then.

>So when things are going normal, but a few positions haven't been filled:

>Captain -> Head of Personnel -> HoS/CE/RD/CMO (Voting is usually done at this stage).

>And in the case of a security emergency:

>Captain -> Head of Personnel -> Head of Security -> CE/RD/CMO (Voting is usually done at this stage).
CMO is literally last in line.

>baron's heir mysteriously dies
>orders willing males of talent to present themselves as suitors to his daughter
>humble farmer is the only one to arrive
>the daughter is unimpressed but the baron likes his boldness and orders his daughter to give him a chance
>while leading the farmer to a test of skill she had arranged, she falls and breaks her leg
>carry her to sanctuary but the esculap and serpents are dead
>farmer finds esculap and heir dead in the corner, steals their rings
>next hour is spent scavenging supplies and slowly healing, feeding, and grooming the helpless daughter
>baron is impressed with resourcefulness and loyalty, declares me his son in law and slaps my ass
>daughter is also impressed
>go to her chambers for a celebratory tumble in the sheets
>halfway through the lights go out
>both eaten and murdered by a grue

a farmer's life is a rotten one, that

>>182044379
Man I can't even figure out how to drink from a water bottle in lifeweeb. Let alone learn that weird ass map.

>>182044629
I don't play but it can't be that complicated... I assume it goes something like open it by clicking on it with empty hand, then using on self, maybe targetting mouth? Maybe using the middle mouse?

light waifu, dark waifu, faux waifu, real waifu, rich waifu, poor waifu, house waifu, field waifu... still waifu. still waifu.

>>182044738
Maybe middle mouse. I tried using in my hand and clicking myself on mouth but I just spilled it everywhere.

Yeah I broke the rules, yeah anyone else that did what I did got banned but why? In the end this is just a game, we're all just wasting away our time, trying to ignore the shitty reality by playing an escapist roleplaying game running on an engine that is held together by tape and sheer force of will. Not sure how banning me makes anyone happier, makes the game anymore fun. What I did was harmless, a few people thought it was funny, nobody seriously complained except the one spoilt sport that complains about everything. Just search the admin logs for their ckey, they ahelp 10+ times a day. What, we're just going to ban people that upset the resident autist now? It'd be a lot better to ban the guy playing 5 rounds a day, that isn't healthy and it's obvious he isn't having fun, ruins the mood for the rest of us. A few others have been banned because their idea of fun conflicted with the resident autists, everyone else will end up banned at this rate. Harmless fun is bannable, being annoying and ruining the fun for everyone else is fine?

The thing is, it's just a game. We're all here for a laugh, hopefully even make a few friends and have somebody to help fill the void of loneliness. I'm not saying what I did isn't against the rules, because I checked the rules and even I know it is. What I'm saying is, who cares? Nobody got hurt, nobody's round was ruined, some people laughed along, only one person ahelped and he was an observer, not even playing. Now I'm banned, for having fun. Banned because I had fun and the resident autist that wasn't even playing the game saw somebody having fun and didn't like it because it reminded him of when he actually enjoyed the game. The admins went along with it too, they don't play to make the rounds more fun or enjoyable for the players. Everyone that plays too much ends up quitting or staying on to dickwave their non-existant power around.

Its just a game, we're all here for fun. Let's get together and have fun, lets cut the autism.

>>182045442
ah yes, I too have heard Jay Zed's new single "The Story of O.J."

>>182045907
Fresh pasta?

>>182041973
>It really sucks when you're trying to do something that isn't murderbone
Friendly traitor shit is boring though.
A wizard is expected to kill everyone and get the shuttle called, if they don't it's just extended.
Same goes for traitors, it's really signing up to make the round more exciting, not just to do whatever the fuck you want with no consequence.

>>182047742
You sound very uncreative.

>>182046019
I bought the album :)

>>182047973
Not enough to judge me on, while I was writing that post I actually came up with a cool wiz gimmick.
Summoning a couple goons and having a magic duel for the crew to spectate.

>>182045907
If I ever get banned for something incredibly minor I will use this word-for-word in my appeal reason.

>>182048108
True.
I'm just pretty sure the guy wasn't talking about being a friendly antagonist though. There are ways to antagonize without murderboning.

>>182044095
Please learn the difference between Greater Than and Or

>>182047742
I'm not saying be a friendly traitor. I am saying that when even light to mild antagonism gets hit by zero to summary execution it's hard to do anything that isn't bone because that's all it'll end as.

Did the 5 phazons help with the spider situation?

>>182049285
no a sec officer with a staff of change literally changed them into catbeasts and lasered them

>Take enough stoxin to put a horse in a decade long coma
>As my vision darkens, I see someone in an atmos suit ripping apart the biodome
>Just before I pass out, I see their ID as one of my scientists
>Now I have to live with the fact that one of my co-workers witness my drug nap
>Wake up
>Shuttle has arrived
>Whip out pocket teleporter
>Hit it
>Spider breaks in through space
>Slam into the floor and into space
>Handtele lost
>Portal closed before I could get to it
>Passed out in front of the chem dispenser from pain
>Also some stuff happened on the station probably
Don't do drugs, kids

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>QM
>dull round with tech in beginning
>heard about vamps
>bought two glocks for me and the techie
>both rubber rounds
>later on wiz
>wiz tries to staff me
>misses twice narrowly
>fire glock at him in panic
>become quartermaster of personnel
>send tele scroll back to central
>central sends crate
>mimic
>die
>portal guns n cake
>become Quartercaptain of personnel
>weird trip
>this felt like a bad dream
Gud round overall.

>>182050058
>see you get cloned
>see you somehow pick up and equip all your gear in half a second

wew

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>>182050245
Because, I press e like a mad man

Never play medbay again Colin and Violet
You are both fucking shit

There does not need to be a rule against validhunting enforced like every other dogshit server.
What should happen is admins actually crack down on specific faggots like SOUHEI and RIN who make it their job to ruin every fucking round validhunting.

>>182051340
When you think about it, Rin did it just for the validhunt. Souhei is fucking worse. They sap all the fun intentionally just to fuck with people, being such an unfun shitter that they got antag banned.

>>182051728
souhei also does it as HoP
security is kind of supposed to valid hunt
HoP is definitely not supposed to valid hunt

>>182052613
Souhei does it no matter the role, they should have been rule 0'd long ago

>watching souhei assistant
>breaks into cap's with a fake wall, nobody niggered the ID yet
>goes to armoury, gets full gunpack and validhunts the medical malpractice traitor
>this is their average round except as HoP for lmaoallaccess

>>182053279
What a shit Assistant. Fake wall takes too long

>>182052613
>>182053158
>>182053279
but did u ahelp it doe

specially when doing it as hop

>>182051728
>>182052613
>>182053158
Do you ahelp when they do shitty stuff or do you just expect the admins to know everything

>>182053383
It's only feasible if you go observer and stalk Souhei every round.

>>182053493
so do so for a round or two
just turn on recording and just watch him for a round
Either they'll be permabanned like they should have been in the first place, or they'll shape up their act, in fear that someone is watching and waiting for them to be a nigger

You don't even need to play, just turn on recording, doubleclick the character, and go do something else

>>182039903
>spess not in subject
>TTT
REEEEEEEEEE

>>182053726
This is exactly what I spoke about in >>182045907 some people just don't have fun and only find fun in banning others/restricting their play. I want a server where everyone can just relax and have a good time after a hard day working the 9-5 at the oil refinery. The hatred in the soul of those that take the government dole ruins the game for many. People with no job, no goals and nothing but this game. They don't even like the game, they don't like anything. They hate those that can enjoy things. I miss the early days when everyone playing was just here for good times. Lifeweb captured that for a few months but the major problem here took over there but worse. It's only up on weekends and the neets with nothing better can spend all weekend there, hopping from server to server and making everything about them. I just want to settle down and run an Inn, I don't want no trouble or bad times. Just a relaxing conversation, that's too hard to let happen for some people, they can't let people have fun in their own little corner.

Fuck OFF Sarah.

>>182054278
>I want a server where everyone can just relax and have a good time after a hard day working the 9-5 at the oil refinery.

I take it you weren't here for the Souhei/Horatio bombpocalypse where 75% of rounds lasted less than 20 minutes?

>>182054278
>dedicate every round you have to being the biggest nigger you can be
>actively determent everyone with your unending validlust
if you want comfy rounds, you'd avoid being a turboshitter, as you exist solely to ruin the comfy and get that shuttle called as soon as you possibly can to have another round of valids to hunt down

>>182054278
Reminder this is pasta.

>>182054763
Post the source. Is it Celt?

>>182054838
It was in the previous thread.

>>182040371
It depends on what sort of server you want and if you don't cringe hard when poorly-sprited foxmen show up.
As a furfag I can't stand them, space should be humans and aliens. Not cartoon self-inserts.
Which is why I place "waifus" on the same level as fursonas, they even stalk or commission drawfags to draw their statics like how furries do.

Let's write a player critique on kolith for being a toxic asshole to literally everyone on the server. Put in anonymous input here gents.

>>182056025
Fuck

>>182056025
he's a poopy head

>>182055656
not to mention the hardcore ERP

>>182056025
What did kolith mean by this?

>>182056025
He loves to start fights with people for no reason and generally just be really rude and mean to anyone he can get away with doing it to.
He was a terrible admin and managed to get himself banned while an admin. I don't know how many times that has ever happened but that was the only time I've ever seen it.
Obviously has some sort of social disorder because he just does not know how to behave outside of being as huge dickwad to everyone. Probably got molested by his Uncle when he was 8.

>>182053391
yes, I expect that active admins already know that souhei valid hunts every round as HoP
how could they not know

>>182056025
he suffers from paranoia, thinks everyone is out to get him

>>182057494
if you don't ahelp the admins don't know its happening.
90% of them don't play the game. they open it up and then tab out to do something else and just listen for ahelps. if you aren't ahelping, they aren't seeing whats happening and don't know if anyone is breaking the rules.
except if they're playing and they're a shit admin like nuke or dragonbro, then you can expect them to bwoink you about it then and there

>>182056025
He is mean to me

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>>182058279
>shit admin like nuke or dragonbro

why is maipai and admin and not a permabanned player?

>>182058414
because he erp'd with a bunch of admins to get 3 days for plasmaflooding and then got away with constant greytiding because our admins are afraid actually keep to the rules

>>182058568
They're a really good admin though.

I hate people who get attached to their ERP partners out of character.
Like how pathetic and lonely do you have to be?

>>182058667
t. one of the bunch

>>182056025
kolith is just the type of shit person that proliferates on /v/ nowadays, it's no wonder he's banned

>>182058279
>having this shit taste in admins

fag

>>182055656
This is exactly what I spoke about in >>182045907 some people just don't have fun and only find fun in banning others/restricting their play. I want a server where everyone can just relax and have a good time after a hard day working the 9-5 at the oil refinery. The hatred in the soul of those that take the government dole ruins the game for many. People with no job, no goals and nothing but this game. They don't even like the game, they don't like anything. They hate those that can enjoy things. I miss the early days when everyone playing was just here for good times. Lifeweb captured that for a few months but the major problem here took over there but worse. It's only up on weekends and the neets with nothing better can spend all weekend there, hopping from server to server and making everything about them. I just want to settle down and run an Inn, I don't want no trouble or bad times. Just a relaxing conversation, that's too hard to let happen for some people, they can't let people have fun in their own little corner.

>>182056239
I've never seen an ERP server outside of vore

>>182044379

How does one legit get into Lifeweb?

>>182061553
define ERP server
if you mean a server exclusively for ERP, VORE is the only one
if you mean a server that has the ability for ERP, there's like 6 of those

>>182061696
Step 1: Have a ckey older than 2015
Step 2: Connect to the IP address, weekends only

Done

>>182061704
niqqa every server has the ability for erp, it's called /me

>>182061704
Both are one and the same really.
You'd be amazed at how many people hang in vore and don't ERP at all.
It's actually more disturbing than the actual vorefags when you think about it.

>>182061553
There's also Eros, and Citadel. Eros is "normie" ERP, I think they don't have all the furry shit and there's no vore, either. Citadel is just Vore.

>>182053279
>Forgets to mention there was NO security
What did metagrudge mean by this?

Citadel is dogshit, bordering on Hippy level RP aside from "no validhunting" and "no murderbone", people say "wtf" and "g absorbing" over comms as a fucking joke.
What's Ero's IP?
I could never find it.

i will never ever use escape airlocks as a xeno again

>>182053279
Nothing wrong with that tbqh.

Does lifeweb have good RP?

>>182062271
better than bay desu
and it's not forced

did the serb die right at the end?

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Was comf until the firebird broke the glass floor.

>>182062271
way, WAY more than VG

>>182062208
Ask Avada

>>182062418
>>>>>>VG
>RP in /vg/
wew

>>182062747
There used to be plenty of RP before we invited Hippie and TG in to pull up a chair and sit down for the rest of the server's lifetime.

>>182062271
it has lots of RP, but I wouldn't call it good.

The setting is too dark for good rp, like warhammer 40k. Everyone is just a witty one lining throwing anti-hero out for themselves. Everyone in lifeweb would be called "That Guy" in d&d

>>182062605
wtf Avada is on Eros too? wtf

>>182062208
byond://visiblebulge.space:8000
Their forum is an outdated piece of shit but >Reddit has the proper IP.

>>182062849
Not really.
We just had actually enforced naming rules before we let people like Zealot into the team or let Rambling keep his name.

People don't even RP as their characters, just their own selves talking through a little avatar.

>>182063160
>byond://visiblebulge.space:8000
0w0

>>182063224
I RP as a nigger sometimes, I should probably static as him desuu

Maybe if you'd like to see more roleplay then you yourself should roleplay more. If I play a silent greytider nobody roleplays with me but when I play my try hard roleplay character lots of people interact with me and I have a lot more fun as there's more roleplaying from all sides.

I take roleplaying a bit further than most but even a minor attempt at roleplaying will encourage others to roleplay with you. Just try to talk to others more, make minor conversation, ask people about their day. Craft a backstory in your head for your character, a few basic questions you should try to figure out is.
>Where is he/she from
>What does he/she think of themself? Do they want to be more like Luke than Han Solo for example.
>What is he/she actually like, how much does it differ from what they imagine themself as?
>Why is he/she working on the station?

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>Decide to see how old my older byond ckeys are
>5 accounts associated with the oldest email I can remember
>Oldest accounts are two from August 16, 2007
>Newest is from December 9, 2009

I'm positive I discovered byond in either 2005 or 2006, so maybe I have an older email I can't even remember. My current ckey is from 2015.

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I mean this says nothing about what actually goes on in the server (I am about to play some rounds to file a review) but this is a pretty nifty thing.

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>>182064098
I sat down on a couch in a small room someone made out of glass floors in the empty space northwest of brig, just chilling since nothing was going on. And to my surprise two people came to hang out. Meteors and shuttle happened 40 seconds later, but it was nice to see.

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>find an archive of the /tg/station forums circa 2011
>tfw you will never go back to the golden days and banter about with Sly, Clarisse Holderbach, Smoke Shaw, Rocky McDoughboy, Edmund Adler, Drakken Bjorn, Emma Grace, Jane Luc Price, Jon Riker, Shoe Snatchin' Willie and ROWDY RANDY.

>>> S I X Y E A R S

>>182064546
admins will always be cucks so

>>182064528
>can legitimise my metafriends and metagrudges IC
nice

>>182064823
It's random so you'd have to get lucky.

>>182064551
The past is dead. Kill the past. Strive to make the future better, look forward not back. I spoke about this at length in >>182045907 , people are obsessed with the past. They have nostalgia, rose tinted goggles and pretend the time before now was better and then it can never be as good. They are foolish to believe such things, the past is concrete, it cannot be changed. The present is like a large tidal wave, very hard to stop and change but the future is most sweet, the future is a blank canvas, a world of possibility that is asking YOU to decide how it will be. Nothing happens overnight, rome wasn't built in a day and all, it will be hard work to make things better in your opinion but every day you will take a step closer, the fruit of your labour growing ever closer, falling asleep every night content that you worked hard and have bettered yourself and the world as a whole.

Create goals, have a plan and work towards it. Understand what you want, think about how to achieve it and take the steps you need to make your dream a reality. The only person putting the past on a pedestal is you, the only person denying your future won't be great is you. The only person that can change that and make it great is YOU.

>>182064528
vg playerbase does not deserve this feature

>>182063224
>People don't even RP as their characters, just their own selves talking through a little avatar.
And worse some of them are static.
So their "character" is nothing more than some shitposter's tripcode on a 4chan server.

>>182063010
I know what you mean. Tried playing it earlier. I was on the train thing and a guy just shoved me off the side randomly, gibbing me. Then emoted a bunch of shit.

>>182064823
You literally can't.
It randomly assigns you a friend or nemesis or something so that you have something to roleplay about, procedurally, new each round.
I think that's fucking fantastic.

>>182064528
>>182065726
PORT THIS FEATURE

>>182064528
What server is that?

>>182065968
Eros, HRP server with ERP allowed.

>tfw roleplay is banned on /vg/
why am i not allowed to dislike another character and act accordingly IC because of an interaction I had with them IC on a previous round

>>182066167
It's bay and polaris too I believe. Not exactly exclusive

>>182066470
Makes sense since Eros is ported Baycode. Too bad /vg/ will never get it because of low RP shittery.

Are shitty accents good roleplay?

>>182066581
WERE NOT BAY!!1
WE DON'T NEED BAY FEATURES BECAUSE WE ARE NOT BAY! WE ARE NOT A HIGH ROLEPLAY SERVER, WE DO NOT NEED HIGH ROLEPLAY FEATURES. WE DO NOT NEED HIGH ROLEPLAY PLAYERS RUINING VG, WE DO NOT NEED THEIR SHITTY "CODE".

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Reminder /vg/ doesn't even have flavour text.

>>182066235
You can't base it off an interaction in a previous round because that's metagaming. You're allowed dislike someone for other reasons though (their attitude, racial reasons, hatred of sec, some event that happened in their past), so long as it's not meta.

>>182066770
Man I wish there was a middle ground between MUHVALIDS!!111 and high RP, we could call it medium RP week? What a novel thought.

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>>182066770
>implying roleplaying players would ruin VG
So this is a Hippy rapefugee.

>>182066990
>metagaming
>previous round
>wholly IC actions with knowledge my character should logically possess
Do we just magically lose all our character's knowledge the second the round restarts? What the fuck is this Groundhog Day bullshit?

>>182066687
Have you read any books with written accents?
They are a good addition to other bits of culture a character presents, can be annoying to read though.

>>182067290
We obviously don't.
I have no clue what >>182066990 is trying to say when cross-round knowledge and friendships is already done by a load of people.

>>182067290
That's exactly what it is though. All rounds are independent of each other. How else do you explain a Trader suddemly being a Research Director the next round or why everyone isn't lynching the Cargo Tech who blew up the entire station the previous round?

>>182064516
I was 7 year old when you got into byond
old men eeh

mfw I wake up in the kitchen backroonand learn Val Oth brought my sleeping body to the chef

>>182067484
I was 11 back in 2007

>>182067480
The solution is that antags and death aren't remembered, but unless you want to ban a lot of well-meaning people, friendly interactions and even ones where multiple people remember surviving a tough situation are allowed.

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>>182067536

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>not being a reactionary roleplayer
>not convincing yourself that /v/station enforced strict naming conventions and security procedures

Shaking my boneless head to be quite frank and open with you good buddy.

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>>182064551
Jon Riker was the primordial furry of ss13. He was one of the first that started abusing the, at the time, forgotten lizard sprite to play a janitor, and started the slippery slope that is non-human player characters. Now look at where we are now. I blame him and FoxMcloud for normalizing this shit and opening the floodgates.

Everyone else is pretty good though. I still miss Shoe Snatchin' Willie and Jane Luc Price.

>>182067480
>why isn't everyone lynching the cargotech/why is the bird the RD
Handwaving the last round away in a fashion such as >>182067680 , Most Heavy RP servers do it that way; People don't remember antags or the station being blown to swiss cheese, but they do remember interactions between themselves and other people.
Also, for future reference, you are completely wrong; The rules specifically state that persistent relationships are A-okay as long as they don't get Shiggy-Morena levels of problematic, to the point where you ditch your job to go hang out with your metafuckbuddy and share lewd PDA notes in the bar.

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>comms autism in every round

no pls no

Umineko?

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>>182067896

>>182069643
Thank you. Is SS13 a game that witches play?

>>182066687
they are shit
there is this one guy on bay playing seior engineer so kind of semi-head role I think that keeps using heavy accent to the point half of people can't understand shit he says

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>tfw wouldn't be against HRP
>every server that runson HRP has badmins that got to where they are now by playing the nepotism metaclub game
>and they're always, ALWAYS slow and laggy as shit with low tick rate.

fug.

>>182069773
Witches are the mods. You're just a pawn.

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>>182066687
I like them.

why is /vg/ the only server that isn't a laggy piece of shit?

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>>182069773
We've been endlessly resetting the game board for years now, want to play?

post true facts that trigger /ss13g/
>the 'median' vox is more robust and less of a shitter than the 'median' human
>Aurx was a good headmin
>we drove too many coders away, and are now in decline
>Maipai, Apologyman, Xenovix, Zealotron, and Dragonbro are decent admins

>>182069916
It's sad that bay admins joke about the admin cabal despite how obvious it is, now I'll never get to be a small raptor bird again

do not respond to the shitpost

guys how do I search a plasmaman's bags without catching him on fire?

>>182070523
Taxi > Meta

>>182070264
OOC: LORD SORCEROR "EVA IS GRIFFING IN CHAPE: HALP"

>>182070839
>plasmeme players
he chose his own fate, just do it

>CMO that doesn't know how to use advanced tools
>CE that doesn't know how to set up R-UST
>RD that doesn't know how to make research without syringe guns
>HoS that runs with entire armoury in backpack
>HoPcurity
>Captain

How do you imagine rounds once if we get antag datums?
Will it be 17:00 rounds with new antags if the old ones got robusted?

>>182070168
Optimizations were more important than edgy minibosses.
Also the stronk server that can handle a singulo eating half the station without you noticing until you see it.

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>>182071249
>Captain doesn't know how to turn on code red
>or if his armor is space proof

>>182071274
I hope

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>>182071249
>DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE ADVANCED TOOLS
HOW CAN ANYONE NOT KNOW HOW TO USE THE ADVANCED TOOLS
THEY ARE LITERALLY JUST A FUCKING FAST SCALPEL WITH A CAUTERY ATTACHED, AND A "FIRST THREE STEPS IN ONE STEP" MACHINE, THAT ALSO FUNCTIONS AS A RETRACTOR
MEDBAY GETS MORE RETARDED EVERY DAY I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD

>>182071918
Don't use them often enough to have the process with them memorized.

>>182071987
it's all on wiki
if you cant memorize that tool A skips first 3 steps and tool B skips 2 you are too dumb to play this game

>>182066687
Absolutely not.
There are two ways to do an accent in character. It's either overdone, present in every sentence and so obnoxious you want to kill them. Or you can be subtle about it and use it every once in a while with certain words, but that will just be confusing to people who haven't heard you talk before and cringeworthy when they realize what you're doing.

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>>182070264
What happened on Tau Ceti Labstation on that night? I demand an answer!

>>182072505
What about calling soda pop or pizza pie?

>>182070839
Take the bag off, look inside.

>>182072505
t. illiterate

>>182071274
I imagine them lasting longer than 12:30 because the wiz got robusted and the cap haa gone full VALIDS SECURED LET'S GO HOME
shuttle calls would be real emergencies because basically the crew is slowly turning into antags/new antags spawning every time an antag wins/dies

antags no longer have to force shuttle for wincon meaning murderbone isn't a necessity where currently it is

>>182074157
mama mia

>>182074451
1. Antagalists don't need to force the shuttle to arrive for the shuttle to arrive.
2. Antags don't need to murderbone to force the shuttle to be called.
3. Greentext isn't winning you dip.

>>182071274
No because already there's too little crew replacement. admins basically don't send new crew even when asked. You can't reliably get people making golems/nymphs/posibrains/pAI's/borers and you can't get them to keep at it. Basically nobody else uses MaMMI's to put a posibrain into a human body or brainswap a diona and defib them into a monkey human to get people back into the round as a human if they're autistic. All of which is complicated by people not fucking signing up.

All it's going to be is autotraitor but someone's a wizard or remembers their unholy lust for blood instead.

>>182066687
I've only seen accents done once or twice apart from the vox broken english accent every vox does. Bad roleplay, bad player, bad person. Everyone that uses an accent just tries to make a racist caricature of black people

>>182070523
Medium Roleplay is real and we have too many hippie/tg refugees to even attempt it again

>>182075537
>racist caricature of black people
>implying its a caricature
bix nood mutha fuga

>>182074157
I call guns "rooty-tooty point and shootys" but you don't see me doing that ingame.

>>182075160
>MaMMI
How do you get them as Not-Admin?

stuns don't stack do they?

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That round in a nutshell

>>182078056
They should be on the research magic machine.
Otherwise through the teratoma syndrome virus

>>182078056
You need to upload the disk from the experimental crate you order from cargo to get NT experimental research 1.

>that ERT

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>people kill the non cult shades for no reason

>>182078484
>for no reason

They are V A L I D

>>182078458
every single one of them was absolutely terrible.

>>182078278
Delight.

>>182078154
Reapply
So a stun (20) that's at stun (7) left gets hit by the same source it's back to stun (20). You can't spam a stun (5) to reach stun (20) for example

>>182078484
Shades are able to kill and do other shit under their laws. Beg to get back in your stone or just try to sit in a corner and not move.

>>182078458
>shoots shades sec made because "Shade is only a creation of cultitst"
>opens a portal to space in the shuttle bridge before roundend
>can't even speak properly
>probably some other dumb shit

>Silicons have an Ion law
>better ignore it to get the valids

>>182078660
>or just try to sit in a corner and not move.

that's what they did. ALL THREE OF THEM

>>182078540
I WISH YOU WERE VALID

>>182078458
Emergency Retardation Team: Crew's decent? Say no more.

>>182078776
The law literally dindu nuffin

>>182078848
I dont know what my other fellow ERT did but I just circled the station looking for Horatio and did find him in maintenance before he teleported

Objective removal when?

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>>182078830
>I WISH YOU WERE VALID
Too bad ;^)

>>182079032
Never!_______

just uninstalled, wish me luck

>>182079032
cult murderbone when?

>>182060053
He's banned.

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>tfw security tazes and arrests you after you agree to go with them to the brig

dude

>>182083132
Most of Engineering was traitors, the station was destined for burning one way or the other

>>182083212
>arrive on station
>singulo tears through arrivals the very second I joined
I lasted a whole 7 seconds

>>182083316
CE, engineer and atmos tech independently started their own plans desu

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>When you buy ascension from god.

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>>182083394
But then you realize that the Gods are Admins.

>>182082832
>agree to go with them to the brig
>get undressed
>get brought to execution directly, no questions asked
>"well, you sure made that easy!"
>shout for help
>rest of sec doesn't care that hos just assassinated someone
>blasma flood 10 minutes later

>>182082832
>decide not to taze someone
>benny hill for the next 10 minutes

its for the best lad, no one gets hurt

>>182083939
>disrespecting spacelaw as sec
>being a powergaming nigger
Commit sudoku.

>>182084091
fax report it

>>182082832
>officer asks for a search on code green
>I decline, tell him he needs a permit first
>flashbangs, tases, bucklecuffs me in interrogation fingering through every orifice on my body
>steals my insulated gloves and charges me resisting arrest
>next round
>asked for a search on code green
>comply willing, cuff myself and let them search my bag and pockets
>the find my makeshift hatchet
>they call it contraband and posession of a possible murderous weapon
>put in perma planet until "they clear it up"
>left on perma planet until roundend
greytiding isn't as bad as sectiding to be quite candid my person of relation

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Post your favorite job and your social security number and I'll guess what kind of person you are

>>182085963
paramedic

>>182085170
ahelp it

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>>182085170
>they call it contraband
It is contraband you dumb stupid greyturd, try reading space law next time.

>>182085963
botanist on comfy lowpop
mechanic on med and high pop

>>182085963
Bartender.

>>182085963
MoMMI/Greyshit/Cargo Tech.

>>182086257
>a glass hatchet I made for the purpose of chopping wood, told them it was for the sole purpose of chopping wood
>same bruteforce as a toolbox, but even less dangerous because it doesn't internal bleed or rng knockout
>they had no evidence it was used for anything but
>even cooperated with them
>put in perma as guilty until proven innocent for the last half of a 4 hour round
>no one even looked into it
no that's retarded, stop defending griefers

>>182087324
I'm not arguing about the rest of your post only that you implied that your hatchet isn't contraband when it is literally a makeshift weapon and falls under space law.

>>182087324
as a huge greyshitter myself you shouldn't walk around with assembled ghetto weapons
stash it on your ghetto lair, or carry the components with you first, them assemble it on your workshop/place alway from hallways

>>182085170
>things that never happened

>>182085963
Mechanic

>>182086103
>>182087167
>>182087235
>>182087285
>>182088250
retard who can't read

>>182087497
but how? the hatchet has a purpose outside of harming people, in my case it's not a makeshift weapon (a spear would be a makeshift weapon, since it serves little practical use outside of hurting people), rather it's a makeshift tool. It CAN be used as a weapon, but so CAN a toolbox or a crowbar, and there was nothing to suggest otherwise.
I've explained it to them but this argument was blindly rejected

>>182088606
>"Oh no officer, you see, while these laser rifles can be used as murder weapons I only using them for when I need to kill carps so you shouldn't arrest me for those"
You are being stupid and you know for a fact that you only made the hatchet so that you could have a weapon to defend yourself with.

>>182088837
nice strawman
I argued that a makeshift spear is indeed a makeshift weapon, so a laser would be too by that logic. A hatchet is a terrible self defense weapon when you got a toolbox every 10 steps that's better in all respects than a hatchet. The lethality of a laser and spear are monstrously higher than a hatchet, so even if you tried to argue that you were killing carp (which could be a viable argument given the context) it would still warrant a sentence and confiscation at minimum.

>>182089809
*or confiscation

>>182089809
The actual gameplay related force is irrelevant to the fact that it is a makeshift weapon and is literally a law in space law that the officer should follow.
The officer did what space law said he should do, stop trying to dance around that subject.

A makeshift hatch is a makeshift weapon whether you feel like it or not.

>>182088837
what would you use to cut wood planks with then, wirecutters?

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>>182088837
>false equivalency
The hatchet can be used for things outside of combat
Laser rifles cannot
>>182088606
>REEE why is the officer arresting me for having a thing that they are obligated to arrest me for
Hatchets MAY be used for non-lethal purposes, but a makeshift hatchet is still a makeshift weapon, which is in violation of the law

>>182087324
>>same bruteforce as a toolbox, but even less dangerous because it doesn't internal bleed or rng knockout
They can still internal and I believe can still KO. But the hatchet is sharper, which is nasty.

>>182089993
what determines it is a makeshift weapon?

>>182090357

Not him but likely all of this and some other things:

http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Makeshift_weapons

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>>182090357
Damn, that was hard.

hippie best station

>makeshift hatchet
I am not powergamey enough to dig the github for weapon force stats, but I'd wager a lit welder is probably better

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>>182090610

>>182092698
A glass hatchet has 8 force and 15 throwforce and a lit welder has 15 force.
Still a makeshift weapon and no amount of mental gymnastics is going to change that.

>>182090610
ah yes the wiki, the most unrefutable, absolutely infallible source of information. God forbid I try to ever argue against anything written in the wiki.

Isn't the point that its an illegal search?

>>182093457
Just ahelp when you get arrested for a hatchet next time so the admins can laugh in your face.

>>182093332
>admitted that it's a shitty weapon
gee I wonder what people could use it for then if it's a shitty weapon, maybe chopping wood like a normal hatchet
>anyone who disagrees is doing mental gymnastics
not even an argument

>>182093747
Just ahelp it then and get laughed at so we can put this stupid debate to rest.
You are wrong plain and simple. It is a makeshift weapon.

>shitter makes a greentext of how security violated them 4noraisins
>refuses to make a ban request or even ahelp it
>if they do ahelp it, they leave out tons of details and get BTFO by admins
I wonder if perhaps these stories of Security locking this man up for no reason are perhaps... misconstrued...
wow...
if you say things in a certain way, you can make any situation seem favorable towards you...
wow...

>>182094008
admins can be wrong too. public opinion, and even minority opinion can sway how admins rule things. remember the syndicate balloon bullshit with Nuke? and besides, with such a small issue as this one, opinions on the subject would vary from one extreme to the other and everything in between. it is a stupid debate, sure, but I still think I'm making a good point.

>local man is retarded, gets a dozen (you)s
disappointing

>>182094774
wOW

>cult round
>chap is killed and holy water is broken
>warden is retarded and doesnt know how to manage cult and lets guys go without implanting them multiple times

hell on earth

>elon_musk's antag ban was lifted
why

I'm new to this game. What do I have to know about RP?

>>182096385
why not?

>>182079032
There's no penalty for ignoring obj You can do whatever you want to make a fun and memorable round.

>>182085170
He's pretty clearly a newfag powertripping. Don't hate all of us because of a few bad apples. Bear in mind that if you are suspicious or break the law, he doesn't need a permit to fingerfuck your shitter raw even on code green if that's relevant to any of your rounds.

If it's a shitty permabrig like that, just ahelp it. Doubly so if you were a botanist/chef that use them in their job. If you weren't but were using it for a legitimate purpose I'm sorry you got nailed by a downie by the book tryhard shitcurity, they'll mellow out or rack up enough secbans for a perma secban. Really though, it's important to ahelp a bad perma when it's that far away from space law reccomendations for perma/borg/executiong, Especially when you're there the rest of the round. Part of being an officer is that you have to own the sentences you dole out. Admins can, will, and have both saved me from shitcurity and beat me back into shape when I was being shitcurity so, If you didn't ahelp it at the time, get your logs together and just make a jobban request on the forums. They'll flag him down and give him a couple days off to review space law and procedure.

A H E L P I T

>>182087497
It is but at the same time it's fucking nothing. a soda can of water and a toolbox is more lethal than an energy sword.

>>182090114
>>182093332
A welder and a toolbox are both force 15. A ghetto hatchet is 8. Get off your high horse.

>>182089994
You should ask for a real hatchet from the botanist. Botanist hatchets are not contraband, and all charges against possession would instead fall on the botanist, if applicable (in the otherwise case, you have good reasons to ahelp it).

>>182096410
CHECK THE FUCKING WIKI.

>>182096385
Because he isn't bombing every time he gets antag.
He's still an unstoppable force of powergaming when he wants to be, though, and he's one of those players where you can figure they're going to be antag 9/10 times.

>>182094774
yeah at this point this is all its devolved to. I should have ahelped it, I didn't. oh well, sucks for me. time to move on with life, and I'll take these (You)'s with me.
and ah look, this poster:>>182094980
is a fellow connoisseur of (You)'s as well. I have plenty to spare, so I'll share some with him. his post is most cleverly crafted and deserving of my fine (You)'s

>>182095852
I was explicit told:

"You stupid nigger, implants won't do anything."

>hop murdered someone for being in the bridge even after that person announced they were on bridged and needed help getting out
>no ban

>>182096625
The chaplain needs to decult them before implanting, implanting won't decult

>>182096648
He was murderized for using the comms console and asking for an ERT.
HoP was told off for it and given a note considering the fact he brought him to medbay directly afterwards

>>182096410
Don't shout it's [GAME MODE]
Don't shout x is [antagonist]

>>182096519
Not him but someone that's gonna give you grief for a fucking shitty glass hatchet is gonna give you grief for an actual hatchet unless you're a botanist. And honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if they sperged out over a botanist having it.


>>182096575
It's absolutely critical to ahelp when that shit happens to you, you stupid fuckwit. It's the only way security can be kept clean of griefers so that maybe, just fucking maybe there might be more than 3 people who wont shit on us.

>>182096625
Implants prevents culting, but doesn't uncult. You need to holy water first, then implant.

>>182096648
well we gave the HoP lethal injection for doing it, so theres that.

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>>182096625
And that's why you read the wiki rather than relying on shitters for critical information.

>>182096732
>>182096769
Which we did implant a good amount of people seeing as we ran out of them, but that is good to know.

>>182096625
1. feed them holy water
2. implant them after they deconvert or are confirmed not cult
3.????
4. Profit

>>182096648
Don't tresspass and don't bypass the chain of command you idjit. He's an idiot but at least that's what he is. You're willfully being stupid.

>>182096625
Loyalty implants prevent conversion to cult. They don't deconvert
They are also trivially removed, culted, then reimplanted which is why the only thing you should do with a confirmed cultist is decapitate them so they can't get zapped by summon cultist then fuel tank, acid, or scoop out and space the brain asap

>>182096756
> is gonna give you grief for an actual hatchet unless you're a botanist.
Definitely. But the former is a valid IC thing whereas the latter becomes an ahelpable issue (though the former is still ahelpable, it's a much weaker case).

>>182096984
>murder them
do not do this, NT doesn't want the cost of new crewmembers, just decult and implant. It is not common to see them reconverted.

>>182096984
t. metaclubbing hop.

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>>182096984
>the only thing you should do with a confirmed cultist is decapitate them so they can't get zapped by summon cultist then fuel tank, acid, or scoop out and space the brain asap

>>182096984
>trivially removed
I once spent like 20 minutes fishing out an implant surgically with the rng shit hemostat. at that rate I might as well kill and clone everyone instead of playing magic dice games for half an hour

>>182096984
implants wont deconvert but they also break upon use of a cultist. This means someone with a mindshield implant can NOT be a cultist.

Whats the optimal flamethrower setting?

>>182097930
test it and figure it out yourself you absolute shitlordian. robustitude shouldn't be spoonfed to you

Review of Eros Station.
>lowpop, literally 7 players at what should be peak time
>many furry snowflakes
>wannabe baybie HRP
>basically copied baycode but allows ERP as a gimmick
>bwoink people for ERPing if they have any job outside of assistant anyways
>admins are ideaguys
>admins hate ERP but allow it to pretend they are mature
>coder in charge of adding lewd features left because of drama
>some of the small playerbase left to be refugees on VORE/Citadel
>its shit

>>182097930
very carefully

>>182097930
Off

>>182097930
The setting is what your table of recorded data tells you faggot. "Optimal" changes with the facilities and materials you have to work with and what you're hunting with said flamethrowers.You aren't going xenos hunting with a carp popper mix

borers that ask to go in your arm are shitters
every
single
time

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>>182099963
>antag gets an arm+leg borrer
every time

>>182100161
aren't leg borers useless now hardcores were nerfed?
also why the fuck did we nerf hardcores again?

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>>182100627
>why the fuck did we nerf anti-zas chem

>>182100694
we still have antizas chem, the magbite bullshit. why didn't we just make hardcores more "hardcore" in consumption and attainment instead of devolving into another flavor-text chem. we removed one powergay chem for another

>>182100694
>I enjoy dying everytime a borg/engineer opens a firelock

>>182100934
Mag-bites/medcores have slowdown. Which begs the question why they didn't just change hardcores to do that instead of making a new chem.

Does /vg/station have androids yet?

>>182101428

Because hardcores doing that was a bug, it's now working as intended

>>182101664
So if hellish ZAS was ever turned off they would make it hellish just for you? Good to know I guess.

>>182101550
sure just put a posibrain inside a borg shell

>>182100934
>>182100627
Hardcores being mags were a bug and if you kids weren't newfags you'd know about your lord and savior Busta. hardcores were coded so that ZAS affected you even with your mags on.
A dingus flipped it at some point so instead of making it affect you, it made you immune to zas. it's finally been fixed.

>>182101664
>it was a bug
kek, no it wasn't, it was literally homage to Busta. why do you think the hardcores religion gives you magboots? the trend is to ascend ZASdom through harcores.

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Theme of the day.

Well, other than plasma floods.

>>182101550
Like IPCs? No. There is a somewhat hard to make reverse MMI that lets you put posibrains in human bodies now. They don't get any special mechanics above that though.

>>182102108
it literally made you say "falling down is a feature", "i told you i was hardcore". stop being an abnoxious newfag. just ask bust next time he joins, actually.

>>182102210
It's just kind of expensive if you have unreliable downie cargo and miners if you're not up to supermanning

>>182039903
Do I actually have to reply to the admins, I don't want to talk to them.

>>182102359
yes

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>be atmos tech
>blasma flood
>plasma is all over atmos
>turn off the pipes into distro and vent mix
>spark sets off plasma
>break windows into space to vent plasma and fire
>Bo Digson runs in and starts disarming me to take the axe
>hit him
>we both get zas from an engineer coming in
>he ends up getting the axe and trying to kill me now
>disarm him now and kill him
>he wasn't the tator

>>182102457
>BO
>DIGSON

slate permaban when?

>>182101550
Our Nano is too cheap for that Apple crap. We just use space bitcoin miner rigs with posibrains hooked up to Linux. Luckily they can't talk.

>"p-please dont subvert me senpai~~"

AIs are such fucking whores, i wish they would all die honestly

>>182102457
Wait, he wasn't a traitor?
Jesus, that was one of the more intense situations to walk in on.

antag bans for plasmaflooding when? it ruins all teh fun!

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>>182102457
>IS BO "IF IT'S A TATER PUT IT IN THE SHREDDER" DIGSON WASN'T A TRAITOR???

>when someone calls admins "mods"
>when someone hits their head on a table
>when someone uses the words Round, Antag, or Valid IC
>when someone asks why the bandages aren't helping someone
>when someone says "Ok" when you explain something to them and then they wander off to go do something retarded
That's when you tell them that they HAVE TO GO BACK.
REMOVE TG FROM PREMISES.

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>>182102716
Git gud. Plasmafloods are easy to avoid, so are max cap bombings, unless if you're standing right in the five tile epicenter. After that, it's like exploring a derelict ruins, which is cool as fuck.

>>182102716
It happened before, but it's only a seasoning that goes on top of other shittery. Legally there's nothing wrong with flooding.

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>>182101550
They'll probably get hacked in 5 seconds and destroy the entire station or they'll eat a space carp and die

>>182102871
Cap is 7 on a soft target which is most targets. Heavy is a dice roll to break a limb or give internal bleeding pretty reliably if you lack a rigsuit and still can through rigsuits.

>be robot-guy
>station is fucked, shuttle on it's way
>build a Ripley just to get out of there
>Get outside of R&D
>RD asks me to take a GPS so he can teleport to me
>Try to get back into R&D
>Get out of Ripley to open firelock with crowbar
>forgot my internals
>knocked out by N2O
then
>go ghost
>check on RD
>braindead
sorry

>>182102691
yeah, I know, I did get a bwoink

>>182102871
>unless if you're standing right in the five tile epicenter
Sounds like someone's not familiar with the hardcoreitude of /vg/station. Thirteen tiles across, 27 across for instacrit radius. Times three or six depending on if it's ops or a toxnigger.

>>182102457
>turn off the pipes into distro and vent mix
nigger all the valves were open and you were fireaxing windows spreading the flaming plasma around what the fuck were you doing

>>182102995
Clamps work like crowbars. Protips.
Also, should've told the RD to just check the CMC.

>>182103134
Funfact Botard, if you expose atmos to space, it turns into a vacuum, extinguishing the fire

>>182103134
nope, practice more Bo. the main atmos area was vented to space, breaking that window would vent that room and put the fire out, not spread it.

Also, the valves were off, retard.

>>182102621
plz no bully

[18:27:48]ADMIN: HELP: Zyrodil/(Mr. Smith): Hello there Admin, would it be a bit brutal to blow a hole in a door to steal the insides as a trader with an IED? - heard by 1 non-AFK admins.
[18:28:41]ADMIN: PM: Fruktlimpa/(Test Dummy)->Zyrodil/(Mr. Smith): If you breach the station and it ends up killing someone then it will be a problem. However, if you only steal things then it is an IC issue. However, if anyone finds you stealing stuff as a trader they are allowed to do pretty much anything to you

>if anyone finds you stealing stuff as a trader they are allowed to do pretty much anything to you

What the fuck?

>>182103137
FUCK
I didn't even add clamps to the mech, thought I wouldn't need 'em if I was only going to the shuttle

>>182102359
Yes you have to stroke their fragile narcissist ego no matter how patently wrong or retarded their message is.
You don't think people become admins to help other people do you?

>>182103317
Don't play headroles when you should be playing assistant.

>>182103325
this is true, don't steal, and most of all, don't get caught.

>>182103325
The station is NT property.
You are not an NT employee
You are not even a human
You have illegally infiltrated the station and are engaging in acts of vandalism, sabotage, and theft in addition to the OOC issue of not roleplaying in a niche high roleplay role so when you act like an antagonist, you'll be treated like one

If you don't like this, actually play trader by trading and not as vox raider.

>>182103463
Like me mate, stole almost half of mechanic workshop and didnt get caught, even asked ai to open a door.

>>182103535
vox are thieving cunts, though

>>182103580
T R A D E R

You're not a vox raider so stop acting like it or at least don't bitch you toe the line shitcunt.

>He plays Lifeweb without having read Dostoevsky, Tolstoy, and Gogol
I cannot believe this shit.

>>182103670
All (ALL) vox are thieving cunts. station vox, raider vox, trader vox. All vox.

Don't bitch about traders not 'roleplaying right' when they're acting like thieving cunts.

>>182103325
"If you can't be good, be careful." -Rene Descartes

>>182103739
How are you such a stupid fucking kid?

>>182103325
>>182103463
we had a round the other day where a trader found the cap antique laser on the floor in the midst of some chaos. he kept the gun, got caught by Val as a sec officer, and he was publicly knifed to death as a result. Val of course being the massive nigger he was did it so he could keep the cap laser for himself and never returned it to the cap. but it was valid. thus is the hard life of a Vox

>>182103739
Don't ahelp for fursecution when you get caught then :o)

>>182103559
>asked the ai to open
kek

>>182103325
This applies exclusively to traders. You aren't crew and are strictly supposed to be trading at your shuttle docking area.
If you go inside the station and actually attempt to steal shit then you can be executed for that.

Normal vox are protected by space law as they are actual crew.

>>182103821
>>182103885
I'm not the vox you're talking to, I'm a third party arguing that vox are all thieving shitcunts and that saying that vox being thieving shitcunts is bad roleplay is stupid.

>>182104936
>my headcanon is canon
that's nice kid

>>182104936
That doesn't change anything.

>>182102853
>spawn in and say "hell yeah" at round start
>guy near me hears
>"what did you get antag?"

D I S G U S T I N G

>>182105937
>spawn in

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