/srg/ - speedrunning general

Terrible Pokemon HGSS run.

that pokemon HGSS run tho lmao

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FFVII comfy af

why does Earthbound take 50 minutes to set up

>>182033862
because they're setting up the high quality camera and all the shit for the finale.

>that pokemon hgss run apologist
lmao

Has anyone timed how much cutscene time is in these runs? I feel like it might actually be more than 50% of the run.

>>182033983
cutscenes where the player has no control including exposition stuff, flashbacks, and FMVs in a typical FF7 run is about 3 and a half hours so around half the run yeah.

Just woke up. Can someone explain why the runner isnt on screen its bugging me. Just off screen on the botttom or is this a recording

>>182034120
Nevermind its because its a cutscene and im dumb.

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>8 hours
>speedrun

>>182034456
GDQ 2013 had a 10 hour FF9 run.

ONE THOUSANDS DOLLAR DONATION FROM ANONYMOUS

>>182034486
and it was during primetime lmao

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Why are JRPGs allowed again?

>>182034486
cant they just get rid of the final faggotry fags?

seriously these games are horrible to speedrun, why the fuck is this allowed. we could have had 14 awesome speedruns instead of this shit.

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> Another 1000$ donation from Anonymous™
> Another super generic message

>>182034586
>100k viewers at 7am
>Like 60k at this time period the rest of the week
Gee I dunno man.

>>182034589
>these games are horrible to speedrun
People like to speedrun them.
>why the fuck is this allowed
Because people like watching them, they garner viewers and donations from a specific fanbase.
>we could have had 14 awesome speedruns instead of this shit.
Yeah, we definitely need a dozen more no-name 2d platformers at night that nobody will bother staying up for.

Over 2 hours for any run is bullshit, but I have to admit at least it's FF7 and the commentary is pretty good.

Yeah come on guys. Get FF7 out of here, we need that time for a dozen more indie pixelshit games.

>>182034694
I'd rather watch 8 hours of indie trash than FF

>6h40m in
Please tell me he's doing really well and it's going to end soon. I'm glad they're running FF but please.

>>182034589
>just take out one of the most popular video game franchises of all time
>because we REALLY need more sonic and mega man runs

>>182034750
It's not all about you, sweetie.

>the only speedruns that exist are 2d platformers and JRPG

>>182034768
>sweetie

Im on your side and I think youre a gay faggot. kys

>>182034768
You don't know me


>>182034754
They could have done the PS4 or PC versions

greeting from germany,first time donator long time watcher save those frames and kill the animals!

I would rather watch tetris again than ff7

>>182034754
There's about an hour left

>>182034842
if they did the PC or PS4 version it'd be the same shit but with a bunch of the bugs fixed so incredibly slow, or abusing that boring ass trainer ring which is just as bad because you 1hit everything and then have to go through the story still with less bugs and skips.

I'd rather listen to proto commentary than watch ff7

>>182034905
>literally 4 hours quicker
>worse

Yeah we need more runs like Assault Android Cactus! Fuck FF!!!

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>>182033663
>>182033771
>>182033979
>He finished under estimate.
Dude even says he didn't finish.

>>182034942
if you just want a shorter time watch a slots run where they basically do the same thing and bug abuse to get infinite stats and shit and one hit all enemies

>playing final fantasy
>could be watching proto review bad dragon products

gdq is finished

>>182034868
>>182034942
> I'd rather listen to proto commentary than watch ff7

Get out.

>>182034979
I just don't want fucking 8 hour runs of any one game

>>182034979
What? There's shorter versions of this and the opted for a lets play version?
Why??

>>182035029
unfortunately for you it happened. It's almost over though. Sorry you had to sit and watch it instead of just ignoring it or watching anything else.
>>182035049
they ran slots last year and it was fucking awful because about half way through the game you pull the same shit that hg/ss runner did, and swap your characters out for another save slot's characters, meaning you pull in level 99 max stats god gear and materia and everything else, and just blaze through the game without thinking about it. It's comparable to that RE4 NG+ run last year where the guy just used infinite ammo. It's faster but at what cost? shit.

>>182035023
yeah im really sorry that was hyperbole, I take it back.

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Who else here enjoying the comfy run?

>>182035049
Slots runs suck, they did it before and I remember hating how it basically was an excellent speedrun for a couple hours then some kind of massive nonsense glitch occurs and it's dumb.

>>182035140
Highlight of SGDQ for me, anon

>>182035096
that's not what slots is, that's the pc any% run

slots is using cait sith's limit break for each boss fight and ohko'ing everything

>>182035140
almost as good as the HGSS run lol

>>182035096
that's not slots. That's Yuffie Warping, Slots is Cait Siths Limit Break which makes you able to insta-kill any enemy in the game.

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>>182035140
Watching Tekken while waiting on the FFVII to finish.

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>>182035140
I've had to miss most of GDQ this year due to it being a busy week (after the excellent first day), but as it is now the weekend I've been greatly enjoying it. I truly love FFVII.

I dunno why they even let these shitty old games take up time. They should be making room for cool new games, like Breath of the Wild and Undertale.

>>182035096
also you don't get the stats or gear from the other save, only positions. All gear and stats are gotten within the same save file.

>>182035096
You run pokemon don't you?

>>182035140
Pretty good, enjoying it myself.

>>182035246
when i die in games i punch myself as hard as i can
sometimes my head starts to hurt

Haven't watched any GDQ since SGDQ 2015

What did I miss

>>182035649
Stepmania happened and nothing has been the same

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>>182035513

>>182035649
trannys

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>>182035140
I am. Woke up at 3am randomly and it's been really nice in this early morning hours honestly

>>182033467
Do we know who murdered Blueglass yet?

>>182036129
Bespectacled Asian man seen leaving the scene with cancer posters and a bag of money

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Tifa goes through a lot of abuse for speedrun purposes!
Greetings from /ffg/!

>>182035649
Trannies everywhere.

Also donation messages now have to be generated with GDQs own message generator, or they will get dropped.

Fun police also stricter than ever.

>>182036283
Message generator? Lel, joke donations were half the fun

Watching the FF7 run now, the old austistic banter is nowhere to be found, quite sad. This needs Essentia and Puwexil

>>182035649

every hour, the security goes through the crowd and checks everyone has proper tickets and identification. anyone without the proper documentation has to leave the venue immediately or face 20 years in an iso cube. anyone seen clapping or smiling from run faces a similar fate. all fun is banned. 30% of the event time is scheduled for game play, the other 70% is allotted for tech set up

Why does tifa deal so much damage?

>>182036551
She's a strong independent woman.

>>182036551
Her giant tits give her more mass and momentum in her punches

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>>182036551
Bad balancing.
It's probably her tits.

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>>182036519
What happened to Knitler, is she still there?

Actually I think I may have watched AGDQ 2016 as well, hasn't been quite as long

>>182036551
She has a big heart. It gives her power.

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>>182036551
For the real answer, her masochistic weapon causes her to become stronger when under Death Sentence and in critical HP. She's a girl who bottles up her problems and lashes out.

maybe if they fixed the stupid shit like kill and save the animals they wouldn't be so strapped for time on actual content incentives

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>bigger GDQ choke than the guy who died in the super metroid race

Does such a thing exist?

>>182036753
Thx anon!

>>182036670
she's staff now, along with raelcun, the guy who """""speedrun""""" starcraft 2.

>>182036940
Literally just go do anything else.

>>182035140
I'm really enjoying it. Perfect run to wake up to.

whos the announcer? link social media please

>>182036469
Not a literal message generator. But listen to the donations read, only messages like "X is my favourite game, just had to donate, thanks for making this possible" and some permutations of that will go through.

Time of joke and meme donations is over.

>>182035140
>ywn relive the SGDQ 2014 (?) FF6 autism run in your pyjamas sitting on the couch all day from 7am

So damn comfy, even with Brossentia sperging throughout the whole thing

>>182037034
its a trap

>>182037089
Nothing will match the SGDQ 2013's midnight FFV run
Everyone FLEX!

>>182037103
sounds hot desu

>>182036884
YSG not being able to finish his Ecco run

>>182037341
>literally cheating and still being unable to beat it
disgraceful really.

>completely ruining that by not just letting the cutscene play out during setup
fucking incompetent hacks

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>Interrupted the cry evrtim ending music with Sting Chameleon
lel

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That was a truly pleasant night. Tifa is best girl for speedrunning and all other purposes.
Good night /srg/

Lel

Chat is in open revolt

>>182034595

By now everyone with half a brain cell knows who's donating.

>>182037994
Who?

>>182037994
who?

>>182038060
>>182038074
all me

>>182038060
>>182038074
who let the dogs out?

What's the story with Mike "Gas The Kikes" Uyama?

He still involved with AGDQ? I know SGDQ is free from his tricks

wow what a miserable followup

>viewership instantly drops by 20k
Yeah, nobody wanted to watch FF7 alright.

what the fuck is this game's audio

The event should have just ended 10 minutes ago

what the fuck is this shit

>>182038267
i didn't want to watch it and i am more important than those 20k people

>only complete shit for the rest of the night

Starting to think I should do something else with my Saturday night tbqh

damn, the guy in the back is more focused than the runner
hes totally zoned out
is he even alive, cause he didnt move since the game started

>game is both easy and boring

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what a fucking follow up kek
I haven't laughed this hard the entire week

these deadtime slots are always funny

its just disgusting. vulgar really

>>182038398
>rest of the night
>it's day or early morning for most of the english world
Japanon?

So this is the power of PC exclusives.

that was fucking dogshit honestly

this is awful even for a graveyard shift run

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>we're not quite done here

OH YES YOU ARE

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wtf is wrong with this guy

Hong Kong my dude

Yeah actually why the fuck am I watching this, there's a whole city out there

who would donate to an incentive for this

>>182038398
>said the guy who browses 4chans /srg/
who are you trying to fool
and i dont think that you can jerk off to tranny horse dick porn for so many hours

The one guy on the yellow couch is my hero

I like the 15 minute estimate on a 5 minute game

>>182038637
Jokes on you buddy, I'm in HK, I can just get a real tranny to jerk off to for like $30

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>lone silent guy on couch
>runner muted by game noises
>BLOOP BOOP SACRE BLEU BOOP
>finished in 5 mins

worst run of all time

>five gorillion bits
What the fuck were they thinking?

>>182038734
>worst run of all time
That's not Pokemon HG.

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Rise of the Triad

>>182038425
>>182038612
>>182038734
/ourguy/

who want some wang?

>>182038702
man im jealous
i always wanted to visit HK

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>>182038506
I hadn't had such a fit of hysteria in over a year. Transition from a run that everyone was pissed off at and set up all week to be shit but turned out to be very enjoyable and /comfy/ into a nickelodeon fartfest actually pushed me over the edge

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>some literal who running dark souls 3 tonight
hope he does well tho, will make bubbles look even worse than usual

>>182039074
Bubbles is /ourguy/.

>all these ultra weeb emotes from nerd_squared's FFZ spammed in the chat
>that run
seems about right

>it's the 2013
god DAMN IT
>shaddex
SON OF A WHORE I'M DONE I'M GOING TO BED FUCK YOU.

>>182038803
kukt

1994

>it's a "character sprints through literally everything staring at the ground in an incoherent blur" FPS
nah

>>182039138
hi bubbles

>>182039267
i love runs like this and half life desu

BANNED
F O R E V E R

I hate how simplistic the rocket jumping always is in these games.

um can we stop this speedrun, my poor christian ears are not liking this vulgar language

Any drama this year?

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>trigger warning for cuss words
>says nothing about the gun that shoots a giant wall of flame to cook your enemies alive

>>182039547
MURRICA

>>182039427
elaborate

What happened to our beloved Christian Games Done Quick stream? Who let that sinful run in?

>>182039658
you just aim down and jump,it's less complicated compared to something like tf2 i guess?

>girl constantly moaning and going "FUCK!"
kinda hot

You can read a donation real quick,
FUCK!

>>182038928
Go for it man, it's humid and expensive but its a great city

Come over and we'll eiffel tower some transsexual thai hookers

>>182039658
if you've ever played defrag or tf2 you would understand

I want a game with those mechanics but is viable for things more than just endless ILs.

Damn, this run topped Jedi Outcast for all the wrong reasons.

haha jesus christ this voice acting

amazing

>>182039774
>>182039791
kek someone clip it please

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>This run
>This game

So, is he going to get banned because of the game?

I thought they were supposed to screen games before they were accepted to stop stuff like this getting in.

why doesn't he mute it so the kids at this kids event don't have to hear it

this game looks good
think i'm gonna play it now

>>182040017
I'd imagine the game would get banned, the player is benign.

why is speedrunning 'community' full of trannies ?

>>182040039
They've played games as bad or worse than this before. There's a reason it's in the post FF7 graveyard shift

>>182040104
he just said the S-word. if he's not banned i'm taking back my donation

Why don't they mute the game? Or turn the game volume really far down? These moans and constant swearing is actually off putting not even memeing.

>>182040136
Because they banned all the normal, fun people

>rise of the triad
Nice. We're past JRPG?
How long was that? A day?
>>182040136
No clue. One of the unsolved mysteries in science.

YIFF IN HELL

>>182040149
He said shoot instead of shit though.

>>182040136
"MTF" trannies are typically the kind of emotionally traumatized social pariahs that are desperate for attention which speedrunning attracts.

>>182040136
video games are for escapism
speed running is for autism
autism+escapism=tranny haven

>>182040174
Die in a fire,motherfucker

>>182040180
There's something to that.
Has a tranny gotten banned from sgdq ever?
I think not.
>>182040225
So FTM trannies are just fine?

>ok so we're going to do a rock-
>FUCK!
>-et hop into an autoscroller right here, so we've g-
>SHIT!
>ot time for donations.
>h-heh ok uh we have $20 from redditlolcats which says this event means so much to me because both my parents died from canc-
>FUCK! SHIT! UHUHUHUHHHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHHUHHUH FUCK UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH SHIT FUCK UHUHHUHHUUHUHUHUH

something tells me this game getting through was probably an oversight

>>182040104
Well they approved of the game. Banning it for swearing would be a bit MPD..
>>182040347
Rise of the triad is just that obvious. I don't see why anyone would think it wouldn't be constant cursing, gore and violence.

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>Feasel gets all his games denied to be on SGDQ
>Games like this make it through

>>182040267
>So FTM trannies are just fine?

They don't exist

>>182040438
It's a fun speedgame.

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i like this game and run

I'm driven to irrational anger by twitch chat thinking loading a save is a 'reset'

>>182040347
most likely a paid run, only need 2 of the judges to get approval.

>die in a fire, motherfucker.
i feel so unsafe right now

>>182040438
This is a good speed run

this boss final form is just the gonarch

>>182040539
I don't think that's what they're saying. I think they enjoy the idea of a run being beyond recovery so much they call for a reset every fail.
>>182040563
Me too! I had my kids watching and I had to yell at them for listening to this crap, they should know better. We all know this hurts me more than it hurts them.

>that was a pb
what an awful runner

Good end

>you killed everyone in LA
why is this the ba-
>you die if you do this.
FUCK.

>shouts out esa

100% banned

>>182040767
>de hippie spacing

how the fuck is ryuquetzacotl NOT winning the diablo 2 name contest

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that'll be his last gdq

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>>182040785

SUPERHOT, huh? The name kind of reminds me of someone...

>>182041063
I miss noir too

>>182041063
Banned

>>182040840
who the fuck is chris wilson

I thought this was a vr game?

>>182041342
superhot vr exists but it was released normally before

>>182041342

Superhot VR is a stripped down version of this I think

I wonder how good this game would have been if it wasn't made with a terrible story?

>>182041342
Nah this is the original one

>>182040267
>Has a tranny gotten banned from sgdq ever?
Cyberdemon.

>>182041486
It's different.

Actually do you think we'd ever see a vr speedrun at gdq or is it too much of a pain to set up?

does anyone even run a vr games?

>>182041519
It's too short.

>>182041519
Does it make a difference? Doesn't seem to effect things other than text flashing on screen occasionally

Let's hope for SUPERHOT VR next year.
I really want to see some sweaty speedrunners awkwardly posing their bodies to save a couple of miliseconds.

>>182041189
http://pathofexile.gamepedia.com/Chris_Wilson

>>182041628
the is no vr games. just tech demos

>>182040267
>>182041553
Not only was Cyberdemon banned from GDQ, he was banned from twitter and twitch.

So yeah, there's your proof that they don't care if you're a tranny or not.

>>182041628
I demo my vive quite a bit, especially at uni and setting up takes 10 minutes total if you've got a mobile setup.

>>182041724
Who?

>>182041724
What did xe do?

>>182041724
cyberdemon was a tranny?
how contrived.sad!

>>182041710
If superhot vr is a tech demo, then so is regular superhot.

>>182041749
Seeing how incompetent the tech crew is, the GDQ setup would probably take about an hour though.

>>182041724
Because hes an evil white right winger and jokes about things that just CAN'T be joked about...

It's just assumed that all trannies are insufferable "progressive" leftists in order to be one.

Theres a few very redpilled and based trannies on youtube that get tons of shit from leftists because they tell it like it is and admit they are fucked up. Cant remember their names though. Irony is the more redpilled a tranny is the more "passable" they are. Must drive those faggots crazy.

>>182041750
>>182041724
>>182041771
>>182041773
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/5oaymb/cyberdemon531_opens_up_about_her_agdq_2017/

>>182041853
The more redpilled any human is the more attractive they are by nature. You can assume the more a woman looks like a 3D female Ganon the more left she leans. Jealous of the good looking sociable bitches gotta make it politically extreme.

>>182041724
No anon you don't understand. Progressives can't fathom that an oppressed person is also right wing, they go into shortcircuit when that happens and just start all-out war on that person.

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https://twitter.com/JeffGrubb/status/883484722885607424

HAHA

NOTCH BTFO

>>182041819
In VR you can't even move

>>182042064
If you've ever seen this happen in person, you can literally see the cognitive dissonance on their face as two sets of gears try to turn against each other.

>>182042087
>heyyy guyys
he knows what he is doing

>>182042064
>>182041853
Cyberdemon isn't right wing. He mocks the right on his stream often. He voted for Jill Stein.

https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/5oaymb/cyberdemon531_opens_up_about_her_agdq_2017/dchxa2b/

20 minutes have never passed so fast.

And where is cosmo?

>>182041570
It's shorter. That's the main issue. It's rad af though.

>>182042194
>Jill Stein
lost all the respect i already didn't have for him

>>182042194
I dont deny this, but he is to the right of extremist left, which to those people is extremist right wing.

Cyberdemon is not a tranny wtf.

>>182042326
Yes he is.

Setup Block 4 HYPE

>>182042326
that's not what he said when i was fucking him

>>182042326
lmao

next you'll be saying cronikeys isn't a tranny

>>182042340
CD is as much actually being a tranny as he had actually voted for Jill Stein. If you believe either you are being played.

>>182042270
Really? American politics isn't really politics. Why does that upset you?

>>182042407
t. Butthurt green party believer

>>182042404
Cyberdemon is a tranny and he voted for Jill Stein, as he has officially stated publicly.

He was also banned from GDQs, Twitch, and Twitter.

GDQs ban trannys.

>>182042407
he literally threw his vote away instead of voting for hillary (the smart choice)

Any runs this event other than lttp worth watching?

>>182042514
I understand GDQ and twitch, but what on earth could he have done to get banned on twitter

>>182042538
SM64

>>182042538
Jedi Outcast was high energy.

>>182042468
I'm not even American dude. I voted on completely different issues and think most green party people are simply wrong in their approach.
>>182042536
Tons of people didn't vote. I don't know what state he's in but if he's not in a swing state what's the point?

>>182042536
The fact that reasonable, objectively correct statements like this count as bait is somewhat upsetting to me.

>>182042592
You're the one counting it as bait.
It's clearly wrong. It's very possible his vote was thrown away by default and he just signaled.

>>182042538
pokemon HGSS

>>182042538
oblivion
jak anddaxter

who the fuck is this melvin

>>182042538
Ratchet and Clank

>>182042536
The only correct choice this election was voting third party. I voted for the enigma of Al-Leppo myself.

FPS speedruns are boring as fuck, watching this shit makes me want FF7 back.

HOLY SHIT SPEED
WHAT THE FUCK
POGCHAMP

>>182042768
Stop trolling. >:(

>>182042768
that's like,your opinion man

>>182042831
>*jumps and wiggles mouse down a hallway*
literally every FPS speedrun.

>>182042768
i kind of agree.
especially fps runs where they just ignore all the enemies and turn it into a platformer.

>>182042087
I cant hear what they say in the background, my hearing isnt quite good, can someone tell me please?

>>182042872
That's actually good for games like Half-Life and Quake where the movement tech is more interesting than the combat.

>>182042571
>dude

Youre clearly a faggot from southern California who therefore no doubt voted for Jill Stein.

>plays on easy
>ignores all the enemies
wow what a great "run"

>>182041975
>reddit post
>just links to tumblr
nah that's too much for me, thanks.

>>182042870
>*menuing*
literally every RPG speedrun

>>182042916
"hey edgelord"

literally everyone are extreme sarkeesian liberals.

>holds right for 30 minutes
>ignores all enemies
wow what a great "gun"

>>182042936
*goes backwards at hypersonic speeds and jumps over the entire map*

>>182043063
he said half-life, not half-life 2.

>>182043063
>hypersonic
That won't get you to parallel universes, anon
Gotta build speed for 12 hours

ITT: voice crack

>>182042976
>goes outside the level and walks over a door/trigger/switch from out of bounds

literally every 3d game speedrun

What should happen regards to game stories in gdq's?
>Explain the story 100% as it happens, even if you skip through it
>Don't explain the story at all
>Create an OC meme story that fits with what's happening in the speedrun

Reminder that Cyberdemon IS a tranny who voted for Jill Stein and got banned from GDQs.

GDQ bans trannys.

>Games Done Quick Limited Liability Corporation
>people still believe it's a non-profit charity
Un-fucking-real

>>182043203
if i wanted the story i'd 100% the game casually

>>182043203
Either the 2nd or 3rd option. Some people haven't played the games and actually spoiling a story is pretty shit.

would you really waste 3 hours finding and piling rocks on top of a body. should have been gameplay

>>182043010
Thx anon

>>182043296
Why would you watch a speedrun of a game if you don't want it spoiled for you?

>>182043194
>menu%

>>182043215
>Un-fucking-real
This is not a word.

>>182043296
>haven't played a game
>still watching a speedrun
fucking retard

Why does he hold his gun to the side?
I know that's actually what you do with guns with larger optics on them, and move the iron sights to an angle, but this doesn't make any sense.

how was nier?

>>182043391
he's a fucking gangsta

This is a pretty okay run so far, but couch guy seems to try and sell this game a bit too hard

>>182043391
for the alternate fire mode, the bombs or whatever i think

is the singleplayer good in these games?

titanfall is an origin only game irght?

>>182043552
i wonder why he would feel a need to justify playing a game that looks exactly like the edgy near-future post-apocalyptic brown n bloom bullet-sponge FPS games that everybody got sick of when the market was full of them 10 years ago

Titanfall 2 HUD looks so fucking cancer
Sure it's a bit more immersive but got dang it annoys me

>>182040438
Feasel runs are great, that's a shame. But i guess literal who's running meme games is far more important.

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>>182043598
TF2 is really good and really short (5-6 hours long)
>>182043612
Yes.

>>182043757
>Feasel runs are great
>FF1
>great
>not a meme game
lmao

>>182043805
>TF2
tf2 doesn't have a single player campaing lol

>that pokemon hg run
lmao

>>182043870
TF2 is a hat collection simulator
TF2 is a slide jumping speedrun game
know the difference

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>>182043870

>>182043810
>he runs only one game.

lmao.

Walking simulators that approach, say, 2 hours should face some scrutiny. They're babbling about all these insane tricks when he's holding W and jumping on walls. FPS runs aren't interesting unless they're launching themselves across the world with constant OOB.

>>182043921
What happened?

>>182043757
Dude literally all Feasel runs are piss easy 2d speedgames.

>>182043976
lamo

Why bother clapping when there's only 2 people in the room watching

>runner gets trick
>couch guy starts clapping solo
oh dear

>>182043215
>Limited Liability ((Corporation))

LLC stands for "Limited Liability Company".

you now realise this couch guy sniffs every third sentence

>>182043976
The runner fucked up halfway through HG, then swapped to his SS cart with an optimal save
And then still lost to red

PLEASE CLAP

>>182042946
I'm not American.
I told you. Learn to read.

>>182043976
>messed up RNG manipulation at the start
>had a backup, but it sat too long and got messed up too
>SWITCHES GAME CARTRIDGE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RUN to a "perfect" version
>still can't finish the game even when he's using a computer to look at what attacks he needs to use when
>3 hours of this

>>182043215
nobody ever said GDQ LLC is a charity.
they get hired by a charity (PCF)

Does this game alive in multi-player?

>>182044089
>The runner fucked up halfway through HG, then swapped to his SS cart with an optimal save
Fits the tranny theme desu.

>>182044089
>>182044145

Jej, need to take a look at that whenever it's on youtube, so rare to see that level of choke

>>182044089
I guess you can't really call it quits if nobody lined up is ready yet.

coke nose

Now you're breathing manually.

okay that jump was pretty cool

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>>182044230
PS4 has around 6-9K
Xbone has the most
PC has around 2K
This game is dead.

>>182044315
>>182044065
>not regularly clearing your nasal passages for optimum speech clarity

Cakebois itt I swear

weak shotguns in video games bother me greatly

>>182044393
i presume there's going to be a bunch of source engine related senanigans

>sniffs

Using quicksaves for a marathon is pretty neat desu, makes the audience not have to sit through 20 minutes of deadtime

>>182044480
it's fucked up, shotguns are supposed to be super powerful, especially in single player games. doom, halo, so many legendary shotguns

>>182044509
?
this game doesn't run on Source, its EA so probably frostbite.

>>182044572
It's some early version of source 2 with a bunch of modifications

>>182044509
Why would there be source engine related shenanigans?

>>182044618
oh that's unexpected. does this game have quicksaves for OoB bullshit?

>>182044403
Doesn't seem dead. 2k is plenty compared to the games I play.

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>sniff any%

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>>182044572
>>182044632
cause it runs on source. modified, but source

>sniffs

>>182043978
Yeah, it's the same with PJ.

They both have their entire retarded fanbase thinking they're god gamers because they can speedrun NES games thir viewers couldn't beat as a kid but have no mechanical depth so they're mindlessly easy to speedrun.

>>182044728
what was the point of this.

>>182044570
yeah, its not even the weakness damage wise, but in appearances. make them ragdoll or at least get knocked down even if they don't die. seeing a humanoid size enemy take a point blank hit and just stand there is immersion breaking.

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>>182044728
I'll sniff every seat and you can't stop me. 100% completion.

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>>182044749
Well blow me down

>>182044781
they're entertaining to watch mate.

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>>182044838
Attendees need to prove every couple of hours that they paid to be there.

decent run
decent commentary
good sniffs

>>182045003
the body language of that nu-male staff member makes me irrationally angry

>>182044842
what happened to beard guys gf?

>that guy way back in the audience who started laughing his ass off at the asmr carrots
Loving life.

>>182034589
Should only allow the snes final fantasy games desu, at least they don't take half a day

I'm looking forward to the FFXIV all MSQ run next GDQ

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LOL INSIDE JOKES FROM DONORS

>sniffs

>>182045063
Looks like she straightened her hair and started taking better care of it? It's still her.

>>182045003
>don't raise your laminated card
>nu male and edobean come to you and question on why you didn't raise it.
>escort you out for not following their rules.

is that what would happen if you didn't raise it?

>>182045213
oh i thought that was someone different with pajeet, the other beard stroker.

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>>182045062
The best part is when they approach you ready to draw their hole puncher like a pistol.

>two hundred dollar anonymous donation so kindly reminding us about donation matching
I wonder who could be behind this

>>182045126
I wish speedrunning an MMO was a thing. Team of 4 dudes teamrunning in a party, blitzing all the content as a squad, sounds like a grand ol' time.

>>182045389
watch your kidneys

>>182045370
Is that meme police?

>Dark souls 3 soon
>tfw no Dist

>>182045462
Just power tripping volunteers. The look on his face as he walks away should tell you everything about why he does shit like this. The idea of being able to control anything delights him in a very primal way.

>>182045423
It is a thing. WoW even has in game leaderboards for 5 man speedruns.

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>>182045614
bowlcut with khaki shorts he literally is the walking meme

>>182045003
>>182045237
>escort you out for not following their rules.
>is that what would happen if you didn't raise it?

probably, you'd probably be banned for not being 100% compliant with the regime.

>>182045785
What's wrong with khaki shorts?

>>182045847
What's wrong with you

>>182045847
People who dress fancy dislike them.
They're probably the most comfy pants on planet earth.

>"""""unlock"""""
Fucking kikes

>>182045906
I just don't wear (care about) shorts at all.

>Wearing shorts ever
Hello manchildren.

>>182045847
They're third on the rung of sacrificing fashionability for comfort, below only yoga/sweatpants and going bottomless.

>Dark Souls 3 All Bosses
>except not really
>but you know, we can squeeze in an extra hour for 90% of the extra content in KH2.

Whatever you say GDQ.

>>182046028
Chad wears shorts.

>>182045847
you know how feminists are always the first attacker of other women's appearances to cover up their own insecurities? This is the same thing but the other gender