/ink/ - Splatoon General

>>182017761
>squids literally put octarians in concentration camps
>octos try to get some electricity so they can live
>this causes a minor inconvenience to squids
>kill them all

We're basically hitler

Love and protect the princess

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Serve and Protect

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>don't worry guys
>i'm sure the turf wars will be over soon
>we'll see the sun again before you know it

>>182018216
i wonder how marina will feel about agent 4 destroying her home population at the end of the story mode in splatoon 2

FUCKING SPLATFEST TESTFIRE
W H E N
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>>182018057
I'm REALLY fucking glad that the last minute music is making a comeback

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00nF0zH3HUs

To me,this was the definitive Splatoon track.There's nothing more hype than the final minute of a splatfest match and the music is equally as melodic,as it is chaotic.

>>182018302
when you lose your virginity.

>>182018302
The 15th

Reminder that Marina is perfect, Pearl is shitty little gremlin.

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>>182018223

>realize I'm going to have to actually get a smartphone now because of Nintendo's weird voice chat app and SplatNet 2

>>182018321
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>>182018420
Marina would be very upset about you talking that way about her senpai

>>182018216

if they came up peacefully they might have a chance but stealing the city's power sauce and building WMD's won't make you many friends

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>>182018523
>the small one is the tall one's superior

I love shit like this

You think Marina is into Spaghettis, or is she only about octo-dick?

I'm asking for a friend...

>>182018646

She looks like a girl easily pressured into doing things she otherwise wouldn't do. I'd say go for it.

>>182018646
Marina is a good girl looking for true love. She doesn't discriminate. Pearl is a horny bug, but nobody will fuck her.

>>182018646
Marina has a beak in her cooch, it acts as an anti-rape measure.

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the more you make fun of Pearl, the stronger she becomes

>>182018913
She's a qt

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>>182018913
Pearl dressed like Pearl from SU when?

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>>182018913

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GO TO BED

>>182019342
I refuse.

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So which abilities are confirmed non-stacking? I've heard that Respawn Punisher can't be stacked

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>>182019342
BUT I'VE HAD 12 CUPS OF COFFEE

>>182018148
>so they can live
What kind of bullsquid octarian propaganda is this? They live in the bunkers and run on geothermal and nuclear since before GTW. They needed zapfish to power their tanks and invade Inkopolis without risk of any plugs getting unplugged like that last time, so they stole them from our respawn pads where they were auxilary power sources in case mains power goes out. Imagine the number of deaths if it did go out without the fish, whole teams wiped and the remaining left with severe PTSD, and then octarians come crashing the party in their weapons of ass destruction. Do you seriously believe they just needed them for lightbulbs and DJ tables?

I really like Bardbot's animation of Pearl and Marine.

>>182019342
Everything past cold-blooded

>>182019481
I could be wrong, but I believe any ability that can't be exchanged for ability chunks can't be stacked.

Art of Pearl with a Mini Splatling when?

How will Spla2n's floaty jumps affect the meta?

>>182019680

which abilities are those?

>>182019809

Get sniped out of the air even more frequently

>>182019869
If you have a Switch you can just see them all

explain this

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>>182020026
Explain this

>>182020009

I don't have one

>>182020052

She spits hot fire

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>>182019869
Any ability with a white number on it can be exchanged for ability chunks (the numbers shows how many ability chunks are associated with that ability), which can be stacked as sub-abilities. I'm assuming the ones that can't be exchanged for ability chunks (abilities without a number) can't be stacked.

>>182020208
>if i was in world war 2

I can't stop listening to that fucking off the hook song.

I wasn't that keen on it when I first heard it but it has really grown on me.

Marina is a goddess.

Why does Pearl look like she's plotting to kill you in your sleep?

>>182020286
Yeah, a lot of main slot only abilities have no numbers, and the new ones there all seem like main slot only types

>press B to jump
this is fucking me up hardcore

>>182020408
She's street

>>182020408

>Why does Pearl look like she's plotting to rape you in your sleep?

ftfy

>>182020408
Because she realized that Splatoon was a mistake. Grown human men stroke their dicks to the thought of 14 year old squids.

>>182020286

thanks

>>182020385

her bits of the song aren't that great and without Pearl's accompaniment would fall flat

>>182020541
Marina's singing literally carries the whole thing, it would be 100$ better without pearl's high pitched staccato bullshit. There's a reason the chorus is almost entirely marina.

>>182020541
>>182020725
Pearl's not bad, I just wish she wouldn't rap over Marina.

>>182018308
It's easily my favorite Splatoon track. I love the new version in Splatoon 2, and really can't wait to hear the new Splatfest version too,

So what are you, /ink/? Cake or Ice Cream?

>been wanting splatoon 2 hard
>been filling the void with inklings in MK8D and default carts
>download demo
>its not enough

>>182019481
Why did they remove Bomb Sniffer? I'm surprised it's gone especially since Ink Mines are coming back.

>>182020836

Cake

>>182020836
Ice Cream

>>182020898
Even with the buff nobody actually used it

>>182021054
I used it ;-;

>>182020848

Bet you in private she's a huge fucking nerd

Or a weeb for Octolings

I don't know the icons because I've never played the game
Oh that's right, it's not even out yet

>>182021386
Octaboo

>>182018468
Fuck that shit, use a phone emulator on PC

>character revealed yesterday
>already 6 pages of marina porn

>>182020286
I'm actually kind of surprised but very relieved that Respawn Punisher can't be stacked. It's the perfect asshole ability.

>>182020898

mines are stronger with it's removal
Nobody used it
Bomb defence covers it's other function

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>>182021693

I'm not. I wanted to stack it and snipe squiggas for days

>>182020286

Cold blooded can be stacked

>>182021667
Would you smooch an inkling?

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>>182021686

Captain Cuttlefish was right to worry

Pearl is best

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http://imgur.com/a/WIuGk

All subs and specials

Goodnight /ink/

Wish I had sleepy Pearls to post

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> Peek inside Murch's suitcase
> It's full of gutted super sea snails.
What kind of operation are Murch and Spyke running, exactly?

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Nintendo has done a perfect job of giving a sense of control over what you get eliminating the desire to use means other than the prescribes ones to get what you want

>>182022918
Do we know how you get tickets yet?

>>182023036

I'm guessing it's by playing and winning as most things seem to be but it might be something crazy like playing Squid Beats

>>182022859
A tasty one

>>182022507
I like how Ink Armour affects everyone regardless of proximity. I'm curious what "from a single attack" means. I guess it will only protect you from damage that's enough kill you, like how armour worked in the single player campaign.

Protect my nigga Pearl

>>182023521

The way it's worded it sounds like literally one attack so you'll survive anything from a fully charged shot to a bomb but weapons which are multishot kills will merely have an extra hit added to them so you have a second or two to react and counter

>>182022507
RIP Seeker.

>>182023653
>but weapons will have an extra hit added
RIP H3.

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>>182023662

it's become two weapons. Curling bomb and auto bomb are it's successors

Curling bomb and auto bomb rush will be interesting

>>182023808
Nice to see Annie wasn't thrown in the trash after the newcomer took over.

>>182022507
I'm very glad sprinkler is still in the game

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So why doesn't Marie just ask Agent 3 again? Is agent 3 dead or something? Why she needs another agent 4, when agent 3 is already so strong?

DEFEND THIS

>>182023927
Pearl is Agent 3

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HORY SHET I FOUND A SWITCH FOR RETAIL PRICE

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>>182024007
Congrats

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>>182024007
>sold out

>>182024007
>no dock
>no controller

>>182024051
>>182024060
found it on amazon believe it or not. $309USD with free shipping.

>>182023842

No love for Jelonzo

>>182023746

Just hope they don't have Special Power Up and wait it out assuming they're not pushing objective hard

>>182023927

Agent 3 is busy living their life and doesn't have as much free time just like the Squid Sisters didn't have time when Cuttlefish recruited Agent 3. Marie had to give up her career in order to successfully plan the infiltration and rescue of Callie. It's not the kind of task you can do after a shift at work or after school

>>182023808
It does not seem like a microtransaction, it's basically what spike does in splatoon 1, you order gear from someone and he makes a copy. The difference is now you can order gear through your phone and copy your friend or people you played previously gear etc.

>>182023250
How do you reckon you'll refill Sean's inventory? I doubt that Nintendo would let you permanently deplete his stocks.

>>182024138
Anon, the meme is that better opinions have the smaller brains. If you just make it correct it's not funny.

>>182024192
Probably on a timer. Weekly or monthly, depending on how many tickets you can get in that time.

>>182024138
you forgot marie & peach combo, and callie and peach combo

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>>182024115
Nice. I just found one on eBay for the same price.

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>>182024189

People have been saying she can actually change the main of a piece of gear. That's a lot more than what Spyke did

Ayo pray for my nigga pearl.

She ain't sick or nothing she just got a big head and octo-fever

>>182023808
>it became two weapons
t. someone who has never used Seekers. It's like saying that Stingray is a new Killer Wail, or that Baller replaces Kraken.

>>182024598
Bubbler got replace by iron armor, yes I know it's weaker. I think luna blaster with baller is going to be great. Also the tri slosher with BURST bomb and iron armor seem pretty good.

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>>182024898

I guess I'm going from Slosher main to Tri-Slosher main

>>182025064
Where be mah curling bomb Tri?

>>182021386

Please nintendo.

you know its sorta fucked up how much better marina is. i mean look at that navel, and those titties!

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One day people will love Pearl like I do

>>182025315

Marinna seems like a more retiring Callie and I din't like Callie. Pearl may not have Marie's grace but she does have her wit so I'm going with her

>buy Switch console for $250
>buy joycons for $80 MSRP
>buy usb-c charger for $10
>fuck the dock

I could get everything I need to play blyatoon 2 for about $340, which, while more than the MSRP, is cheaper than what the scalpers ask for.

Should I go for it?

>>182025808
Mets?

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>>182025703
You could get the complete package WITH a dock by ordering from australia

>>182021386
That could be a saving grace

>>182025703
You really don't want to fuck the dock, screen is tiny. Aftermarket ones start from 50 bucks and are arguably better than the stock one, though.
Also add in $5 for cheap chinese joycon grip and a buck in wood, glue and screws to make it wide, and you got yourself a nice frugal scalper-free Splatoon experience.

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WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE SWITCHES? WALMART BEST BUY GAMESTOP AND TARGET COMPLETELY FUCKING SOLD OUT
HOW THE FUCK CAN I ENJOY BEING A KID OR A SQUID WHEN THE CONSOLE IS HARDER TO GET THAN COCAINE?

>>182025920
Is cocaine hard to get?

>>182021693
Thats why >>182021842

>>182025952
No and that's the point. Street drugs are a lot easier to get than a fucking video game console.

>>182025871
And miss the Splatfest? I don't think so. If ordering exotic car parts have taught me anything, it's that international shipping is only slightly faster than the Australian internet.

>>182025905
I guess the upside to my plan is that I'm not stuck with accessories that I don't need/want.

>>182026005
Well like street drugs, the price goes up when there's demand

>>182026005
How the fuck would you get your hands on your cocaine unless someone you know was able to introduce you to a drug dealer?

Motherfuckers don't advertise and I don't know any lowlifes.

>>182026057
I hear that. I was a dumb shit and when Dark Souls came out I bought from some "cheap australian retailer" that turned out to be based in the UK. It was only like $20 cheaper but I had to wait 3 goddamn weeks after launch for it to arrive. Never again.

>>182025920
I thought the drought wasn't real until I started searching for my own Switch, it is impossible to find.
Where the fuck all the consoles went?

>>182025920

I thought I was safe in the UK but now I'm seriously looking there's none in retail stores, game stores, used electronic stores or Amazon

>>182026096
Dress very casually and walk through downtown, eventually someone will offer you something . It starts with weed

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>>182025841

Kirin Mets is a Japanese cola company

I thought the same thing though, but I guess even if they don't own them anymore Nintendo would still partner with the Mariners

im still gonna get my callie and marie comics, right? theyre not gonna just stop, are they?

>>182025703
More switches "soon"

https://www.reddit.com/r/NintendoSwitch/comments/6lt7jo/shinya_takahashi_we_were_able_to_improve_our/

>>182026262
Interesting, the font is the same or very similar

>>182026235
Game UK online store has them, unfortunately the shitty store doesn't ship consoles outside UK.

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>>182026172
>>182026235
I got just what you need lads. For a minor $100USD markup of course.

>>182026334
At this point, if you assure me it would arrive before the 15th, I would give you 50$ more.

>>182026301
If Off the Hook are evil like I suspect, best idols will be back in business soon.

>>182026418
Considering their name pun references a surprise attack they are most definitely evil.

>>182026607
Do you ship to Spain asshole?

>>182026607
lol you dick. i might get one

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>>182026516
I was more thinking this, given the name pun isn't in the japanese version.

>>182026683
Sorry mate. I only ship within the US.

>>182026959
Guessed it, here the standard console price is 400 EUR right now, that's over 450$ it is stupid.

>>182027043
international shipping is too buttfucking expensive, even for me. sorry.

>>182021842
But it increases respawn time for you and squids who splat YOU, not the other way around...

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Am I crazy or is the darkest skin tone a whole lot darker

>>182027353
It's seriously blurple.

>>182027353
85% Cacao

>>182026808
I doubt they'll end up evil. If anything we'll just have all four idols perform during the final fight. And Callie and Marie will be stuck locked to single player content, as much as I wish they'd return to being hosts.

>>182027976
There's 0% chance Off the Hook isn't evil.

>>182027976
At least let the squid sisters be alternate newscasters, Off the Hook are boring whenever they aren't singing or glaring daggers at me.

Anyone want to SQUAD for Tower Control

Add Yulwei

I'll wait 30 minutes and then call it a day

>>182028049
I hope you're right, but I won't get my hopes up.
>>182028059
I really really wish you could choose between the two, but I doubt Nintendo would put that much effort into this. I'd even settle for them alternating every couple of days.

>>182028049
I think that one of them is good while the other is evil, based on initial impressions I would say Pearl is the bad one, but Marina is too suspicious being an Octoling and acting so inoffensive.

>>182028258
They both start evil but right at the end Marina turns out to have been mind controlled just like Callie

>>182028258
I could see Pearl being the mastermind and Marina is just some timid Octoling who wanted a better life and kidnapped Callie for Pearl, so they could become a popular idol group together with the Squid Sisters out of the way.

I'm really mad that in today's age we'll know these things before the game even comes out.

>>182028387
>mind controlled
You want to make her character the most boring shit ever?

I still need the context for why the fuck Octolings are allowed within the city and to be idols. It goes against everything Splatoon 1 taught me.

>>182028425
It's why I'll be taking my leave from here and the rest of the net next early week. I know the leaks will be coming soon.

>>182028387
>at the end Marina turns out to have been mind controlled
Why would you do that?

I hope Marina turns out to be the evil one. Our only hope is Japan's racism against black people.

>>182028447
I already find her boring, mind control leaves the possiblity that she'll stick around and her real personality will be better
>>182028634
See above

>>182028781
How about she acting like a different person right now to get everyone guards down?
Definitely better than mind control.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13383285

alright reddit lets do this

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The Squid Sisters are old news. When they do get reunited they'll probably formalise their retirement and spend the rest of their days in Octo Canyon, hopefully working towards a lasting peace. The best you can hope is a last hoorah performance

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>>182029069
But then she'll be dumped along with pearl. With mind control she can still stick around and make guest apperences with the sisters or something
>>182029151
The big issue in the squid sisters stories was that they were more popular than ever, to the point where they bairly got to see one another due to all the solo work. Agent 4's been living under a rock, as confermed by the english and japanese squid research labs

>>182029151
Realistically, that's probably what we'll get. The amiibos might function like Splatoon 1 so maybe we can see them dance in the hub at least.

>>182029123
There is nothing better than vanilla ice cream.

>>182029576
yeah there is

vanilla icecream cake

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reposting

>primary main
>secondary main
>tertiary main
>weapon you want to improve on
>weapon you hate dealing with

-Jet squelcher
-Heavy Splatling
-Custom Jr
-Scoped Chargers/All Brushes
-E-liters

Someone post the picture of the squid that glitched into the trash containers.

>>182018057
so, can we even actually play the game or just fuck around in the lobby?
Downloaded it, went trough tutorial and just get the "there is no splatfest going on right now"

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>>182029829
>primary main
Heavy Splatling
>secondary main
Squiffer
>tertiary main
Tri-Slosher
>weapon you want to improve on
Brushes
>weapon you hate dealing with
I have trouble against brushes for some reason

>>182025703
To continue off of this

I realized that by buying the Joycons separately was about the same amount as buying a pro controller. I may miss that first blyatfest, but I'll be able to buy a Splatoon pro controller.

I know most of you guys don't have any problems with the joy cons but to the people with a pro controller, is it better/worse than the joy cons?

>>182029829

splash-o-matic for life, nigga. #1 2 and 3. i hate rollers and chargers and take extra care to bully them.

>>182029829
>>primary main
Slosher
>>secondary main
Tri-Slosher Noveau
>>tertiary main
Sloshing Machine/Soda Slosher
>>weapon you want to improve on
Brushes
>>weapon you hate dealing with
The one in my enemies hands

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>>182030403

The Joycons are perfectly fine, there is nothing wrong with playing this way. The Pro is just better

>>182030546
I guess I'm trading that first splatfest experience for a splatoon Pro controller then.

>>182029123
Both are too high in sugar/carbs and need to be enjoyed in extreme moderation

How do I get the close up view of Pearl and Marina?

>>182030780
Thicc blac octopus however is something you should have every day

>>182030837
zr

>>182030926
>/pol/tv/ poster is a filthy octolover

I HEARD THERE ARE NEWS
I'M HYPE AGAIN
i HATE MYSELF BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BUY A SWITCH JUST FOR THIS GAME LIKE I DID FOR MY WII U

>>182031150
It's fine

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So is the 2nd slot here 2 ability chunks or 2 subs. I'd much prefer the latter as it makes customising my clothes into exactly what I want that much faster

>>182031549
chunks
did you honestly think it would be that easy

>>182031584
You also get chunks for removing the ability from something you don't want it on.

>>182031584

it doesn't always have to be hard plus surviving multiple rounds of Salmon Run with whatever weapon they give you isn't my definition of easy

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The memes will make Pearl more popular by the end I'm calling it now

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Oh my.

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>>182031736

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>>182026334
fucking scalpers need to be killed off.

>>182031625
but i wonder how much it'd cost to do so
i'd say 30K g for removal and reimbursement, but rerolls would probly get reduced to 5k if murch can do that

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>>182031868
Looks like it'll be 20,000 to wipe gear, from the Splatoon tumblr.

>>182032071
Why does everything gotta be stupid expensive? Wiping should be cheap.

>>182032139
cheaper than rerolling, man

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>>182032071
>>182032139

He's like Spyke on roids and he's going to take even more of my hard earned cash

>>182032139
Earning money might not be as bad as it was in Splatoon. You can buy food from Crusty Sean that'll double your money rewards, and Salmon Run rewards seem pretty generous. Plus, there's always super sea snails.

>>182032250
I'm curious about how this little nigger breaks the chunks out of shit.
What's his methods? What magic powers does he have to corner the market on this shit.

is amazon gonna restock

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>>182032392

he forced Spyke to go into more legitimate businesses or maybe he's a student who surpassed his master

>>182032508
Are you going for the octo justice warrior look

>>182032661

that's not me. I'm going with:
darkest complexion
white or yellow eyes
buzz cut
3/4 shorts or underarmour

>>182032508
>"Three reasons why Inkling Supremacy is a problem in Inkopolis"
>"Off The Hook would be a perfect example of Octarian representation without Pearl"
>"Is it time for Turf Wars to become a female only event?"

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>>182031150
Same here brother!
Me and my mate kept telling each other how we weren't going to fall for Nintendo lies again like the Wii U
Then Splatoon 2 rolls around and we both pre-ordered a Switch and its pretty much all we're talking about now.

I've gone full madman and brought a Callie Amiibo, Screen protector and Splatoon pro controller.
I'm hyped as shit, Been listening to Off The Hook's concert since watching the direct.

>>182032898
I actually did see people on twitter complaining that Marina isn't represented enough

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Yeah, I miss it too, anon squiddo

>>182031786
Damn. Artsy is right

Why is this the best song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH7WMZTfnRc&t

>>182033196
>SPRATÖN
every time

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>Thats right bitch
What did Pearl mean by this?
How long do you think it'll be before they change it?

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I want to give Marina a pearl necklace.

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Can she take it off now?

>>182033974
No, you need an squid sponsor

>>182033974

If they had Octolings as shopkeepers ie business owners and walking the streets I'd say yes but a single pop star isn't indicative of significant change IMO

>>182033148
Literally everybody has had this picture in their lobby since day 1

>only 4 hairstyles
>all of them look really gay

There better be more in the full game

>>182026235
>tfw I live in Northern Ireland and the place is such a nerd desert that I got my switch over the counter at the first store I checked, in the middle of the goddamn capital

It's a complex feel. I'm happy I have mine, but keenly aware of the misfortune of other anons, and slightly annoyed that outside my immediate circle of friends and this one university society, I'm probably not gonna find anyone else into this.

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>>182034341

DLC, I suspect but we have 4 times more than in Splatoon

>>182034341
It would be stupid not to charge the playerbase for each and every one of them,might as well since they're already paying for online eventually.
The sting is already gone with paid online, the rest is traditional nickel and diming, then of course you make some amiibo exclusive just to be a dick.

>>182034798
I hope they come randomly in loot boxes.

>>182034630
If they added anymore they'd have to make sure none of it clips with headgear. That's why there's so few to begin with and was only one for each gender in Splatoon 1.

>>182034836
Might as well use every meme of modern gaming at this point, fuck it.

>>182034341
That's why you play as a girl. Japs can't into male customization. See pokemon.

Does Marina have nipple piercings that glow green?

>>182035036
I wouldn't be surprised. Thots gonna thot.

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>>182034836
>>182034798

Annie's store says ingame currency but does anyone seriously think you wont be able to exchange real money for ingame currency

>>182034883

there was still clipping in Splatoon. I'm going buzzcut

>>182035034

the male customisation is fine

>>182027353
The skin tone choices kind of annoy me, option 4 kind of just looks like a really dark tan, but the next option after that is about six or seven shades darker. People claim this game is lewd, but it didn't have a full spectrum of delicious browns? I'm not convinced.

Anyone notice that all of Crusty Sean's drinks have different brands associated with each one? Think that's a subtle in-game hint of which brand favors which ability?

>>182035273

the drinks increase the chances of brand influence actually working so if your goal is the brands influence then wearing it whilst drinking the beverage is your safest bet for a first time upgrade or roll

>>182035213

the 2nd darkest is now a lot closer to my actual skin tone than before but I'm still going darkest as it's just aesthetically pleasing to me

Anyone got a high res version of the title screen?

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>>182036076
More specifically, I want this woomy in high res.
I think she looks fantastic and I want to make an avatar or wallpaper out of her.

>>182026005
Street drugs are a lot easier to get than a lot of things....

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Anyone got fashion pics from the first day before player Inklings took over the hub? Wish I had taken more.

>>182036245
How is this?
https://my.mixtape.moe/hqvnhu.png

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last one

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I have this one. Best outfit

>>182036776
/fa/ bois

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No cool wallpaper of Pearl and Marina yet?

Marina alone is fine

>>182023927
Agent 3 is one of the bosses.

>>182028059
You've seen them for like a minute and are already calling them boring?

>>182029292
>The big issue in the squid sisters stories was that they were more popular than ever,
But that's not true, the backstory said Callie became washed out and now Marie is unrecognized in this part of town, not just by agent 4 but none of the inklings around there came running at her asking for an autograph either. Even she's baffled, she's not as popular as she thought she was.

>>182025920
Seriously, buying drugs is easier than finding a Switch. Its an unbelievable pain in the ass to get.
I just cracked and bought it for $375 off some fuck on Craigslist.

>>182023927
It's meant to mirror reality. Splatoon 2 is a new game and you have to let go your previous Agent 3 alter ego, who stopped playing turf wars.

>>182031786
how the fuck are people drawing that well?

>>182034798
>It would be stupid not to charge the playerbase for each and every one of them
why do you think so? They said free updates.

>>182037340
After she was gone from the public eye for like a year or two.Before the Callienapping they were super popular.

Final act in the story mode will have the Squids teaming up with the Octarians to take down the Salmonids. Calling it right now.

>>182037505
Nope, the backstory shows Callie's washed out before that event, producers ignore her and her recording sessions get delayed in favour of other performers, which makes me think is the reason she turned.

>>182037546
Murdering salmonids for fun and profit wasnt enough?

The Clash Blaster looks like it's going to be a lot of fun.

>>182036773
I meant the specific render from that image.
Thanks though.

>>182037591
That's just not true

>>182037635
Yeah, but as we can see from the direct, unlike most other Blasters, it doesn't kill in one shot. I guess that's the trade off for having a high rate of fire.

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Gremlin must be sour being in the shadow of superior buttling

>>182037635
>>182037734

Isn't it a rapid blaster clone or am i missing something?

>>182037857
No, it fires MUCH faster, but has short range and low kill power.

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>>182037793
>navel piercing

>>182037953
We got a fag here.

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>>182037953
>he doesn't like his chinese cartoon girls slutty

imagine being THIS gay

>>182038082
No, I just think piercings are gross.

They better offer the Pearl and Marina amiibos as a two-pack only, because nobody would buy the Pearl amiibo as a stand-alone.

>>182038120
I wouls

>>182038082
I like piercings but navel piercings are trash tier

>>182038120
japs would, they like her more.

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>tfw I thought today was splatfest

>>182037950
Hmm...this would have been great if damage up wasn't kill. Still sounds fun to use though.

>>182038687
qt

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>>182038781
I'm glad she's getting fanart despite all the hate. I know it's autistic but I was feeling bad for her.

>>182039130
Some people were definitely going overboard about it.

>>182039284
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/383188445/

>>182039340
It was bad enough here I can't deal with actual /v/

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>>182039130
After sleeping on it and the shock wore off, I'll admit she's has grown on me a bit. I still think all the shitposting about her face is funny, though.

>>182039340
Jesus christ.

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>>182039340
>/v/

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Pearl hype's got me on a hip-hop binge. Any of you nerds got some beats to suggest?

Listening to this right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBadu4K-QkI

>get botw and mk8, redeem their gold coinies on My Nintendo
>splatoon coming
>no rewards for switch yet or basically anything worth using them on
>30 previous coins will expire in september

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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So I can get my hands on a used Switch with a scratch on the screen and the store selling it (used electronics) is going to charge pretty much retail price. I can trade in my Wii U and games to get some knocked off but it's still going to be at least 60% retail price

Should I do it knowing how scarce Switch's are?

>>182039340
>/v/ for once picked the same as everyone else instead of being the edgy contrarians as usual.
I was seriously expecting them to pick Pearl.

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>>182029829
>>primary main
Heavy Splatlings
>>secondary main
Inkbrushes
>>tertiary main
Dual Squelchers
>>weapon you want to improve on
L-3/H-3 Nozzlenozes
>>weapon you hate dealing with
Splatterscopes/Tri Sloshers

>>182039829
>no arms
what the fuck guy

>>182039930
/v/ always picks the popular girls though, like Twintelle.

>>182039913
Be patient and don't give in to scalpers.

>>182039913
that's total bullshit and you shouldn't do it, damaged items should ALWAYS be marked down significantly

only get it if the scratch is very small

>>182039998
arms is dull and this does not solve my rewards problem

managed to find a switch at target at like 7:30 in the morning, fuck yes. i was worried i was going to miss the splatfest

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>>182039724
I don't know what type of nigger music you like but here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92xKK84rbc8

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hey guys, never played this game before and dont plan on it but i just wanted to let you all know that ive never wanted to impregnate anything more than this squid thing, heavy chested fan art version or not

>>182040338
That's a filthy octoling. Literally the niggers of the splatoon universe.

>>182039724
Fatlip

>>182040471
reminder octos are being mind controlled by Octavio.

>>182040471
>Literally the niggers
the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice my boy
>>182040482
good taste, now i gotta go jerk it

>>182040338
MIGA

>>182040570
Ew

>>182040564
I hope Octavio morphs into his humanoid form in this game.

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>>182031150
>WiiU was literally my Splatoon machine
>kinda glad I held off on buying other WiiU games since they're bound to get ported to the Switch

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I went looking for good Pearl fanart, just to see if I could find anything decent.

Pixiv didn't have shit.
Twitter didn't have shit.
Turns out Tumblr gremlins relate to Pearl.

>>182040736
Tumblr is also convinced that Pearl is trans and Marina is her lesbian girlfriend.

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>>182040736
Pixiv has some.

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>>182040809
Didn't see shit of that, but I'm sure there's some blogs on there spewing that. Ignore those blogs.

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>literally can't stop listening to Off the Hook
It's too good.

Pearl wears white spats

>>182039829
Yeah, seriously. I've got 40 gold points expiring in September, too. I'll bet Switch rewards won't happen until Nintendo officially launches Nintendo Online in 2018.

>>182040809
>it's a tumblr is literally retarded episode

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>>182040832
Didn't count it, because they didn't even get her white spats right. I'm picky.

>>182040736
Pixiv has loads of Pearl pictures, use the スプラトゥーン tag.
>>182040973
oh.

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>>182038227

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>>182041020
Looked through it, the general Splatoon 2 tag, and a couple other tags. Didn't like anything.

>>182041130
If I did that to Pearl, would it sound like a hand rubbing against glass?

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>>182041139
I think they're better than the tumblr ones.

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>>182040651

ITS CANON

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Ignore that thing in the back photobombing this one.

>>182041139
>>182040736
so it's more like you prefer the tumblr art more than ''[site] didn't have shit''.

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>tfw hiding your powerlevel

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>>182041320
The only higher quality ones have them both, and I wasn't looking for duo pics. You can find whatever art anywhere.

>>182041139
The fuck's going on with her left hand? The one holding the plate.

>>182022202
>Harlot
kek

>>182041416
Squids don't have bones except for males who have a penis bone

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>>182041416
No fucking clue. I didn't draw it.

So we Pearlfags now?

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>>182041649
I like both.

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>>182041649
Don't let people tell you how you're supposed to think, that's not fresh

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Last one for this minidump for this minisquid.

I don't really like Pearl besides her singing. I just wanted to see how much decent art not making fun of her was out there. Marina is shit too.

>>182041732
Her singing is awful.

>>182041790
Disagree, and least it's not autotune sounding garbage like Marina.