/srg/ - Speeding General

>that pokemon hg run
lmao

2th for edobese is awful

>pokemon runs without werster
lmaooooo

>>182002051
lmao

>that pokemon hg run
lmao

edobean is cute

>>182002070
I'd fuck her though

wtf I was making the thread!

>>182002051
What not an argument do you run?

>its a one frame trick
>its a one frame skip
>its a one frame
I honestly wish runners would stop stroking their dicks talking about how hard their shit is, and lying on top of that. There are Asian fg players that have been playing the same game for years who can't consistently do just frames and they play way more than runners. Stfu.

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>that pokemon hg/ss 'run'
lmao

"""""anonymous""""" donation no comment

REV UP THOSE ANONYMOUS DONATIONS

lmao did you guys see that pokemon hgss run

>>182002342
if something is a one frame trick why not say that it's a one frame trick
idgi

>didn't see the pokemon hg run

should i watch the vod lads?

>>182002361
Rev up for that money laundering!

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>>182002361
>this is where Sumichu shows up on the interview and announces an "ALL NEW" donation incentive for BotW (run by a tranny) requiring new donations to push for a higher total, and implies that it might not happen (it will)

it's friiiiiiiday night motherfuckers you know what time it is
DONATE DONATE DONATE, ALL ANONYMOUS NO COMMENT DONATIONS

>>182002342
>asian fg players cant consistently do one frames
>speedrunners should stop stroking their dicks
what?

>>182002225
YELLOW

Also, you can't deny that that wasn't an abortion.
Keiz didn't even finish.

>>182002361
"and we have an anonymous $423,902 donation which puts us one dollar above last year's total!"

>>182002342
But it was a sub-pixel frame perfect trick!

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Reminder to practice your speedgame, so you don't look like a stupid grind monkey!

>>182002442
yes, otherwise you won't understand the meme :DD

>>182002442
not even worth it in a trainwreck sort of way like Crash "I wanna kill myself and everyone else" Bandicoot last year and the Ty the "ignore literally all the donation incentives" Tasmanian Devil.

so did the alttp boys get banned yet?

>>182002342
>I honestly wish runners would stop stroking their dicks talking about how hard their shit is, and lying on top of that.
You know this shit is literally testable on emulators and that's how they know it's true, right?

Speedrunners can't consistently get 1 frame tricks either in 60fps games. It usually takes multiple tries when it's that precise unless they get lucky.

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Thinking of picking up one of the Shantae games

>>182002606
what happened during alttp?

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>>182002606
nope!

who is the ff7 runner? is he a comfy dude

>>182002361
oy, you want BOTW?
cough it up goys, 2 million or you won't get it

that pokemon run lol

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>>182002750

>>182002842
what run do you do?

>>182002745
too much fun

why does witwix make all the gay and cuck comments still

also like fuck speed running btw its so shitty
doctors without borders is a communist organization
and these organizers make 100k+ a year doing this

>>182002745
told trannies to jump off a cliff to "fix themselves"

>>182002898
ok

>>182002898
communism is good anon

>>182002972
>>>/reddit/

>>182002442
no

>>182002882
Stardew Valley

>>182002898
Redpill me anon

This will probably be the last time I watch GDQ desu.
6 and a half days of shit for one or two good runs, it's not worth it anymore

>>182003070
seeya

>>182002882
yellow

>>182003070
i've been saying that since 2014 lmoa

>>182003070
i say that every year and i can't help myself
its hard looking away from car crashes

>>182001984
>/r/samandtolki
kek did he roll over like a cuck or find the balls to divorce her?

I stopped following it

>>182003192
what if the car crash is one small fender bender and it lasts 7 days

>>182002459
If there was an incentive for a narci botw run I'd fucking donate

>>182003070
GDQ representative here

We are very sorry to here about your disappointing experience.

Please inform us of the of the two good runs you saw so that we can promptly ban them.

I hope we can avoid this in the future.

>>182003192
>its hard looking away from car crashes
so far there hasn't been any run that was so bad it was worth watching. mediocre runs all around

>>182003296
twitter.com/orcastraw

close enough?

>>182003362
loved all the 4 hour JRPG runs, theyre a lot of fun

>>182002745
nothing. Mostly consisted of people laughing for no reason

>>182003376
T E T R I S
E
T
R
I
S

>>182003386
>23 attempts for one fucking selfie
>and that was "the good one"
I don't get twitter

to the anon who gave him reddit gold
get out redditor
i giggled desu

>korean girl fixing her hair
thanks botzon. switching channel.

>>182003386
is this a man or a woman (man)?

man i fucking love metroid "speedruns" haha

isn't there a list of tranny speedrunners out there?

I love when a guy on the couch with the most monotone voice on the planet
Doesn't
Stop
Talking

>>182003168
same
my life sucks

>>182003908
yeah

>>182003386
Wait for it...

I thought fusion 0% would be like sm low% not just fusion any% with low health

>>182004252
probably your own fault
get your shit together.


Why does this metroid runner succ?

>>182003386
>business email
>retardednickname123

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>>182003816
gee im stumped maybe we can solve this mystery

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>>182003070
I've watched less than one hour of SGDQ.

I've long switched to "just watch the few things that seem interesting".

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>>182004574
>having better things to do

>>182003219
He forgave stiv and stiv blew the fuck out of haberdasher so hard that he's closing the sub

>>182004574
I'd stiv in her bobo

>>182004913
I dont care about that. Did they get divorced?

>>182004796
Didn't even say that, memespouter.

>>182004960
Me too, but only without any fucking obligations.
Because girls like her are terrible at partnerships.

>>182004985
No

>>182005167
they did

kungfufruitcup gave me a blowjob
ama

>>182005427
proof

>uh heh heh hey can i read donations soon
>come on man i want some attention too
>I'll read the ones i think are funny in a great voice
>time for donations? soon i hope.
>hey i know you said serious time but I'm really needing self validation to read donations soooo im just going to read them
i really wish the donation reading thing was either not a thing or at least not used as a platform for whatever asskisser that reads them to try to whore themselves
the entire event really is one big nerd fight for attention

>>182005483
will a dick covered in makeup suffice

No entry without Magoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNXSdtBVvT0

0% silence run
seriously this run has been a total snoozefest cause the commentators won't shut the fuck up.

this man will never speedrun another game at gdq

>RIDLEY IS TOO BIG

my my I haven't heard that in a long, long time.

the sm race was delayed for this

did he fuck up the 0% thing

>>182005784
it's been a snoozefest because fusion fucking sucks lmao

>>182005784
It's almost like there's a reason they sandwiched this in between the smb relay and the metroid race

>save/kill the memes
IT'S TIME TO STOP

Oh would you look at that, 23k in one game thats boring as shit and not even popular.

>>182003070
See you next year, /v/

We'll reach $1.2 million before FF7 ends.

>this softcore porn
nevermind fusion is based

>this misogynistic artowrk designed purely for the male gaze
BAN WAITING FOR THE CREDITS TO END
BAN METROID
IT'S NOT FAIR THAT I'LL NEVER LOOK LIKE THAT
IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAIIIIIIRRRRRRRR

>Let's have another round of applause guuuuuys

so how many runners are going to die in this race

>>182007194
All three of them.

Why are moonman subs the most cancerous in all of twitch?

>SAVE has won the pas 5 events
why keep doing it? It barely raised 200k this time

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reminder

You can't speedrun racing games.
You can't speedrun indie games.
You can't speedrun party games.
You can't speedrun fan games.
You can't speedrun sports games.
You can't speedrun fighting games.
You can't speedrun mobile games.
You can't speedrun turn-based role-playing games.
You can't speedrun sandbox games.
You can't speedrun real-time strategy games.

You can speedrun first-person shooters.
You can speedrun platforming games.
You can speedrun action role-playing games.
You can speedrun action-adventure games.
You can speedrun Christian games.

NO PLEASE NO
JESUS CHRIST

emote only inc

DansGame VoteNay

>potatomagicalgirl

oh boy

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Why the fuck is the FF7 run eight whole hours long?

>>182007456
>emote only inc

No shit huh

>>182007264
don't you mean
a l l t h r e e

>>182007456
>emote only inc
Took them all of 5 seconds. Can't believe it has its own personal twitch army tbqh.

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>two men on screen

shit it's proto push the thought police button

>So how do you feel about metroid?
>I don't know it very well!
THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?

why do they keep shoving protomagical"girl" down our throats?
fuck this tranny piece of shit

>sent calling out how he's never played the games
lel I love sent. He's the most lovable sperg of the oldbois.

ya boy oats is going to walk this race right

>>182007437
Can I speedrun Life is Strange?

When they brought women to a SPEED RUNNING competition
You know its fucking ruined

>>182007752
zoast will win

the CURE for mentally ill tranny FREAKS is 357ccs of LEAD injected DIRECTLY INTO THE BRAIN

why do they activate emote only mode when it only serves to emphasize that someone on stream can't handle the bantz

>>182007659
At least women have the excuse of not playing games. This fuck has none.

anyone else wincing at sent putting his grubby fingers all over these supposedly valuable prizes?

>>182007826
when are you starting your dosage?

Do you guys think the autist on the left knows he's talking timo a man? Or does he want to tap that

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just got home from work and I'm watching the mario relay

what the fuck is wrong with this guy's copy of mario 2

>>182007826

You don't measure gunpowder in CCs.

Why the fuck is protoman in my face for the entire event when this has never been the case before?

>turn it off right after the tranny is gone

pathetic

>>182007808
no shit

>Goes over to the announcer again
>you can hear the fucking trap say "I only yawned like 4 times during that"
great job tranny.

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>>182007909

Is PrincessProto, dare I say, our girl?

>>182007969
because they're a staff member now.

>>182007909
they had everybody pause later in the race so they could fix it
so look forward to that

>if we only let emotes in the chat
>no one will think anything offensive is happening

>"What are we doing?"
how meme

>>182007437
possibly correct?

>>182008092
So is lordosis man, but he's only in the ads.

>>182008038
Really? In reference to Fusion 0% I assume? I wasn't paying attention during the interview, but that's fucked up.

>had to do some admin shit
HO BOY do I smell drama incoming?

"administrative issues"

メトロイドのRTAは人類の技術の限界に挑みがち

good question
what are we doing

Wait what just happened? someone get tossed?

emote only mode off the MOMENT proto isn't on screen anymore.

who the fuck do they think they're fooling?

>>182008360
Pretty sure they were never trying to hide it, if anything they talk down to people who mention it like it's not common sense

I had forgotten how cute zoast is.

LETS GO ZOAST

>>182007961
i dunno man, injecting like three kilos of molten lead into a tranny's head would probably cure them

I fucking love patty

>>182008301
It was just after the interview. I assume she was talking about the fact that she was tired during the interview and kinda jokingly saying it. But I have no idea why she showed up the prices when she is A: tired as fuck and B: Never played Metroid? Just get any other fucker over there that's enthusiastic about metroid to show off some metroid prizes.

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All right, /srg/. It's been 3 hours. Raise the badges you paid for for this charity marathon because we need to make sure we're getting our cut.

>that FFZ misslepack emote is literally a dick

kek

Am I the only one who's sick of these Super Metroid races? I can't follow all of the players so I'm basically just watching one guy play on a really small, low-quality screen.

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>>182008476

>>182008690
That's basically my main complaint with 3/4 way races. Tiny screens.

>>182008690
I just wanna watch my main man zoast win

>>182008670
rofl what a hive of beta males and losers

Whomever can get rid of all these trannies will be a hero

1位と2位があつい

nips were hyped for the moonfall and they got it woooo

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>>182008476
>not only trans
>but gay as well

>>182008682
How long til one of the mods realises what its being used for and bans it even though Mum and Dad casual viewer won't even see it.

>>182008670
what was this about?

man it's a good job the tranny drama happened on day one so I could see it every other day for the rest of the event

>>182008958
Apparently people like to sneak into GDQ so they ask them to hold their badges up every few hours to make sure everyone's there 'legally'.

Is the far right guy on couch the same dude from Bonesaws Owen Wilson run?

>>182008476
jesus christ'

>>182008918
there is nothing gay about this there are both GIRLS!

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>>182008918
but anon, the best runner at the event is gay. Please don't drag us gays in with the trannies

>>182009086
yes

this isn't fun when the runners aren't talking it just looks autistic when patty's talking to himself.

Is the almost bald guy in the couch the same from the Link to the Past run?

>>182009086
yeah, also alttp

>>182008690
Well it is SLIGHTLY more entertaining than just normal metroid runs I guess (specially if somebody fucks up and dies) I usually just look at the one that is in first (and thus has the Audio enabled). Personally I'm sitting on 3 huge ass monitors so I have no problems with the size but I can see how someone on just one screen or even on mobile would be utterly fucked.

>>182009105
That's still gay, son.

>>182009173
He's annoying as fuck

>>182009068
why not just put out more seats

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>>182009173
>>182009195
Yeeeeees.

They've gone from $100k a day to $400k. Watch them get $800k during the residentsleepers tomorrow.

>>182009220
agreed

his shtick is being snarky but he just comes off like a dick

>>182009303
to be fair, that's always how it works, and I'd expect that even outside of money laundering. The billion "anonymous" donations on the other hand...

How do you describe a trans m2f who likes real pussy? Is she gay? Can trans people be heterosexual? Do they only date other trans?
Speedrunning community is the only trans community i know that's why I'm asking here

RIP

oats blown the FUCK OUT

otatsnchokes
overchokesVIP

>>182009201
Just like I said. more entertaining when they day.
also, TOP KEK, 11min and 2 out of 3 people are dead.

Great race

LOL

RACE OVER

MERCY KILL THIS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

G FUCKIN G

let's be honest
who didn't see this coming

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

nice race?

Based zoast saving the race.

>Super Metroid without the Speed Booster
Why?
>two dead
WHY?

soo what about the race?

A L L

O N E

fucking pathetic

nice fucking race

>>182009105
That makes it double gay

>>182008476
is that THE mike uyama in the back???

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SICK """"RACE"""" YA FUCKIN MONEY LAUNDERING JEWS

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glad this run has a laugh track

are they just gonna sit there for 50 minutes?

Great "race"

so 12 minutes in to the race it's over?
nice finale mates

zoast is our cunt

>14 minutes in
>Race over

Nice race motherfuckers.

12 minutes in and Zoast pulls into a clear lead
race over, enjoy the next 40 minutes of """suspense"""

Christ has any race at this GDQ not been a fuckup in some way?

I hope Zoast fucks up just this time so the kill/save the animals donations are for nothing

>>182009456
no no wait, chokerfiendVIP. That's better.

This is a disaster. Hopefully they push to one screen now cause staring at the demos is dumb as shit.

So where was that faggot yesterday saying these runners were good?

Currently watching a race it's only one person

GDQ cares more about face time for any% transition trannys than actual quality content these days.

>>182009538
yes.

>>182009545
there is an entire day remaining.

>>182009497
because low% and low% speed is slow

>>182009386
explain the money laundering

>race

>finally don't have to work during SM GDQ race
>this happens

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Wait
is it possible that the last guy dies and all the kill/save memers monies just get wasted?

>>182009549
he always was

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>>182009545

two literally who's versus god of super metroid.
It couldn't have gone any other way.

>>182009578

The X2 and Link's Awakening races were fine

pcull gotta carry this shit now good call having him on the couch

"""""""""""RACE"""""""""""

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>>182009625

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What a joke these runners are. EpiclyEpic.

>>182008837
>>182008690
The runners heard your complaint and just gave up.

>>182009673
yeah it's happened before.

Why are they not allowed to continue?!?!?

>>182009706
Oh yeah I caught a bit of LADX. I'll have to check out X2 I spose.

I'm glad $230k has been donated to this trainwreck run.

>>182009780
Because it will take too long. They can't win.

>>182009625

He's just shitposting, don't take it seriously.

>>182009780
what's the point?

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>Literally
>LITERALLY
>Went from a race to just a normal speedrun

God I hope Zoast fucks up and all donations are fucked.

>>182009780
they'd start right after ceres station because saving is a glitch

God damn this shit seems massively embarrassingly for sgdq. I really hope the final runner dies and all the autists who donated for save/kill the animals gets fucked in the ass.

Jesus this couch is shit

>>182009780
They would have been 14 minutes behind. If I was one of them, I would have just started on another run.

they should have reset desu

I have my fingers crossed Zoast chokes somehow and it's all for nothing

>>182009780
Dead Samus = dead run. Plus it would have put each of them roughly twelve minutes behind so the "race" would be pointless anyway.

>>182009780
They could, but in face of our god and saviour, they just decided to give up and let him shine.

>>182009814

Now you know why it's no longer the finale game.

The entire couch just got banned

>>182009703
You mean two of the guys with better low% times than him?

is low % ice a meme category

>>182009961
technically it's never the finale

>don't feel like you have to donate 4 digits
>next donation is 3 digits
fuckin kek

>>182010028
yeah, kinda

Literally made the crowd clap by callin' em out.

whats the deal with the category, why couldn't the other runners continue

>>182009940
why? lots of games have deaths in them

>>182010028
If it's on a GDQ, yes.

But if zoast runs it, no.

>>182009996
http://deertier.com/Leaderboard/LowPercentIce

zoast is number 1 dipshit

>>182009996
but zoast has the low% rec...

>>182010113
It's the worst category.
They anheroed so we could have a watchable stream.

>>182010113
you dont save in metroid speed runs because saving is losing time so when you die its pretty much a reset

>>182009996
Anyone can get LUCKY
only ZOAST is CONSISTENT

I really want zoast to fuck up and waste everyone's money.

But I don't want zoast to fuck up.

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>oats has been in 3 SM races
>finished 0 (zero) of them

uh maybe they should have saved then huh
guess its not losing time now is it

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>>182009996

Is there a chance he'll die too? I would laugh so hard

patty is in love with the sound of his voice desu

>>182010216
more like only ZOAST is GRINDING like a PRIMATE

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Some guy on the tech crew dropped his phone what do?

>>182010332
There's always a chance.

>>182010372

see >>182009128

really loving this commentary

>>182010332
>>182010395
0% chance of zoast dying

epic race
epic couch
epic commentary

this might be the best run yet!!

>>182010493
I've seen em die before. Ain't hard on Ridley but the pattern is pretty consistent.

The other two should have just restarted and attempted an Any% run, it's 10 minutes faster than the low% run.

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So for the past I don't know how long they've been silent as zoast, the only race participant who hasn't failed, fights Ridley.

Thrilling stuff

>>182010553
0% chance of ZOAST dying

this game is fucking impossible to die on
You only die trying to rush like an idiot

>>182009128
>L I T E R A L L Y
>L E S S
>T H A N
>A
>D A Y

Who /never played Samus outside of Smash/ here?

ANON PULLS THROUGH

>>182010327

That's not Low% Ice though, which is what is probably being talked about when saying Fiend and Oats have a better time in.

Zoast doesn't run that shit

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>>182010715
You're only doing yourself a disservice

how much speedgirl poon does zoast get at every gdq?

these """""anonymous"""" donations are starting to take the piss now

>>182010706
>it's literally a speedrun
????

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>>182010706
>You only die trying to rush like an idiot
it's a speedrunning event

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>>182010706
>trying to rush

>>182010797
you really think people laundering money are too retarded to make a fake name?

Are all anonymous donations for $1000 with no comments just censored?

Because reading the 14 words from "KikeGaser88" isnt family friendly

FUN ALERT

PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING AND CHEERING

SHUT IT DOWN

>>182010756
>ice clearly selected and also the default
>thats not ice
whatever you say enter enter enter enter anon

They used to use the yetee to encourage the kill/save meme. now they just use anons.

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>donation for kill the animals
>(((anonymous))) $1000 donation a microsecond later that says "not so fast, save them"
They couldn't make this less obvious

>>182010885

Don't try to apply logic to it, he sure isn't.

>couch quiet
>no one explaining shit
>2 runners died
worst run in sgdq? after pokemon ofc.

>>182010127
Death sets you back to your last save.
In the name of speed, they never save.

>>182010885
Not a very good way to launder money, paypal wont honor any of the chargebacks without a police report.

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>8 Hours of Final Fantasy 7
>EIGHT
>HOURS

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>>182010706

>>182010956
Zoast is saving the run for me.

>>182010997
they're letting you sleep

>>182010997
it's so nobody will notice when they get $500k during it

wow! an anonymous donation of $500 that thanks the tech and crew!

this is boring. just start ff7 to make me fall asleep.

>>182010956
this is so bad for someone like me who's never played this meme

>>182010905
Yes

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>anonymous $500 donation thanking the tech crew

>>182010871
>>182010874
>>182010879
>>182011013
r e t a r d s

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Didn't this shit happen last year?

>baby metroid skip
>in low% ice
lol i know da game i'm part of the community!!!!!

>>182011075
what are you implying

Has the awful games block and TAShit block been already?

>>182011146
the money laundering or the one person race? either way, yes.

Greetings from Germany! This is my first time catching GDQ live, so I just had to donate. I love seeing games from my childhood get destroyed by these awesome runners. Keep up the good work. Put this donation towards saving the frames and killing the animals :)

>>182011013
>>182010706
>>182010874
This game is easy
J U S T P I C K U P T H E H E A L T H C O N T A I N E R S

>Boss
>Doesn't even attack you
>Streamer just misses 20 shots in a row

Why did Zoast take the Varia Suit?

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>>182011214

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>>182010956
KEK XD WHAT DO YOU RUN?!?!

>>182011184
>TAS
>shit
no

>>182011184
>TAS Block
anon i...

I'm glad they died, this turned out to be some kek tier banter.

>>182011294
TAS block is awful and I'm glad it's gone

the only funny TAS are when they play family feud

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>>182011294
what video will they press play on this year?

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Can we have a GDQ without Super Metroid? This save the animals kill the animals shit has been done for the past five or more years, it's getting fucking old now.

>>182011246
つまりバリアスーツ取らない場合はタンクさらに3つ追加しないと駄目なのか
>watching main stream

>>182011214
Greetings from childhood! This is my first time catching donating live, so I just had to destroy. I love seeing games from my first time get destroyed by these """anonymous""" Germans. Keep up the animals. Put this GDQ towards saving the killing and framing the animals :)

did beefaroni win

yo literally have like fucking 500 hp
and each hit takes like 10 hp off

so stupid
what an easy game

>>182011246
MB rainbow beam does a lot of damage, and you need to survive the beam to get to p3. Varia+Gravity gives enough mitigation that you only need 3 E tanks as opposed to 9.

>>182011294
Nigga tas was entertaining first time. Now it's just the shit you already know.

>>182011365
no tasbot

>>182011294
>haha they reprogrammed a different game inside the game
>what crazy things could they do next
>5 years later
>haha they reprogrammed a different game inside the game

>>182010915
>has 4 lines
>complains about the use of enter
>look at screenshot that doesn't say Ice anywhere in it

intresting counter argument you got there

>>182011385

It made them over 200k

>>182011473
thank God

Anonymous is awfully generous!

friendly reminder

https://twitter.
com/GALancerAD/status/647084300836470784

>>182011446
i mean sure
it sounds ez when you say things that simply aren't true
xD

wow! ANOTHER anonymous $500 donation!

anonymous donates $500
nice enough guy

>>182011291
anonymous
donation%

anonyman! have a heart!

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"anonymous" donations for 500 dollars left and right.

They're not even trying to hide it anymore

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>JACKAFUR

>>182011615
oink

what a nice guy

ZOASTED

>i dont have to do anything to make you look bad
>absolute silence
jesus

>>182011615
Were they trying to hide it from the start?

>>182011710

Just let him shitpost in peace

>haters gonna hate joke in 2017
how out of touch are these people?

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>>182011486

>>182011764
as out of touch as the people STILL speedrunning in 2017
hobby died in 2012

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>it's not killing the animals if you let them die

>>182011764
they're white AND autistic

Bring Chibi back
MAKE THE COUCH GREAT AGAIN

>>182011851
>guy standing on the tracks kills himself or doesn't
?

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PLACE YOUR BETS

Will zoast choke on the pressure?

ANON WITH THE EXACT DIFFERENCE BETWEEN KILL AND SAVE

>>182011615
Why would they need to launder the money?
Why dont they just keep it?

This commentary is fucking bad, holy shit.