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drugs are your friend edition
>stream
twitch
.tv/srgmarathon
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>resources
https://www.speedrun.com/
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun
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>that pokemon hg run
lmao
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>that pokemon hg/ss 'run'
lmao
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tfw the singing is the best part of this run
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>>181963186
STOP SINGING
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I WANNA CUM ON KUNGFUFRUITCUP'S FOREHEAD
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>that pokemon hg/ss run
lmao
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>that pokemon HGSS run
>he ran two games and couldn't finish EITHER of them
LMAO
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stop having fun
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>>181963181
RIP English, but yeah, you know what I meant.
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>that pokemon hg/ss (((run)))
lmao
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I LOVE KUNGFUFRUITCUP!!!1
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why does it have to be edobean
why can't it just be speedmom all event
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>>181963370
WHAT
>>181963404
GAME
>>181963449
DO
>>181963495
YOU
>>181963602
RUN?!
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>that pokemon ss/hg run
lmao
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>>181963738
>speedrunning
lmao
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>>181963674
>mfw looking for her chest
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>>181963738
I ran hgss last night. I got to the part where you pick your starter and finished right there because I wanted to go to sleep. I could've beat red but I chose not to.
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>early gdq
>the majority of runs were good and fun
>barely any drama
>barely any trannies
>current gdq
>good and/or fun runs are few and far between
>tons of drama
>tons of trannies
Really activates those almonds.
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please stop the trannys i just now managed to stop chain puking from the tetris block
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>>181963927
grats on completing your run anon
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>>181963823
do you think she likes paizuri and or facials?
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>>181964019
>>the majority of runs were good and fun
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>>181963927
holy shit how many minutes under estimate was that
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>>181964126
It was actually 30 minutes over estimate at that point.
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>>181964019
people just don't like the police state run room anymore and if they go they'd rather have fun with friends elsewhere
if only there were... other... marathons
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>>181963186
Fuck, just realised I forgot to link to the old thread in this 1.
>>181923867
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Just how cringe was that pokemon HG run? I missed it
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>>181964335
>all those people from different sub communities
>tfw the speedrunning community is too fragmented now for a picture like this to happen
can twitch hire horror back so >we can remove him again?
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>>181964019
> Trannys disappear.
> Twitch chat is fully enabled.
> Everyone, including the audience is having fun.
Gee. It's almost as though trans are fun killers.
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>>181964567
it was boring to watch but i think the backlash from the haters makes it seem worse than it was
like there wasnt a meltdown or anything and it just sorta petered out after wasting 2 and a half hours fuckin up a whole bunch
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>3 hours
>speed run
did I miss something?
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>>181964126
Not by that much in the end because I set the estimate at 20min. I mean you don't really need ALL the gym leaders for any% glitchless so I thought I'd just do the first one.
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This is pretty good actually
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Spike makes a good Lafou.
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>>181964957
8 hour FFVII speedrun tomorrow dude
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>>181964957
welcome to speedrunning you must be new
most of the games people run are dumb as fuck and feature very little gameplay lol
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>>181964957
Just wait for FF7 :^)
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>>181964957
Is this your first GDQ?
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>>181963738
Rimworld
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>>181964335
So what you're saying is that GDQ needs their equivalent of the Berlin wall..
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>>181964115
He's right tho. Remember that bonesaw run last year? Shit like that used to happen multiple times a day. Sure you'd get the occasional autist that was weird and didn't talk much but even then they could give you a hell of a run. The marathon was shorter so it was more packed with quality runs. They didn't need to pad shit out for an entire week.
Plus they used to give a shit about skill. You had to be at least somewhat decent to run. Now they try to get as much (((diversity))) as possible and instead of screening runners for ability to do a speedrun they screen you to make sure you aren't problematic.
Someone should seriously chart world records in GDQs by year. It'd be fucking hilarious to see how hard the drop looks like.
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>>181965117
>>181965069
>>181965061
>>181965029
If a run isn't under 90 minutes it should be disqualified
this is fucking boring
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>>181964806
>someone wears a dress, make up, and a wig, and says "can you call me a girl instead please"
>twitch chat users and a bunch of 4chan users are so autistic that they get hung up on this and can't do anything except hoot and holler about this person until they aren't on screen any more
do you also spam "NIGGER" when you see a black person? or "FAGGOT" when you see someone who isn't straight?
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>>181965246
You might want to get some medicine for your ADD if your sole qualifier for entertaining is how long something is.
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That was actually really impressive I liked it what the hell
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>>181965246
Honestly I do kind of like some endurance runs, but some are jsut boring, as much as I like FF7 it's a kind of boring speedrun.
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>>181965246
I prefer percentage of average completion time than outright completion time for speedruns. I like KH tho so w/e
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>>181965297
No they spam Trihard and KappaPride.
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>>181965338
xem is a treasure
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can we get protomagicalboy banned for that PDA
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I'm happy KH is a large variety in visuals though. So many themes.
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>>181965234
>Someone should seriously chart world records in GDQs by year.
You're a retard.
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>>181965297
I know trannies in real life. They don't ask "Can you call me a girl please?" Walk outside instead of babbling about this shit online.
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>>181965234
>You had to be at least somewhat decent to run.
Such low tier bait. You're not even trying anymore. Trihex getting a 3 hour time in Yoshi's Island has fuck all to do with being "somewhat decent" lmao.
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hold on? how old is she???
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I NEED TO IMPREGNATE KUNGFU
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[mute]
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>tfw gdq will never have a bonus stream again
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Thanks I'm finished you can stop now.
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based spike
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kffc's got whose-its and whats-its galore
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why where the dudes better at singing that doesn't make sense
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The others were tolerable. This lady does not know how to sing.
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>>181965904
why are you faping to that 6
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>>181965234
>Plus they used to give a shit about skill. You had to be at least somewhat decent to run.
>siglemic 120 star in 1h47m
>runnerguy oot 100% in 5h44m
>cosmo oot any% in 23m38s
>cosmo windwaker any% in 4h44m
>toufool super mario sunshine any% in 1h39m
lmao
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She sucked
She also looks 15 or 45
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>>181965234
The runners today have multiples of more skill than the runners back then bro. Siglemic isn't even top 15 anymore.
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>>181965873
pedo.
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>>181966239
yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if cheese beat Sigs PB in this marathon. he got a 48:04 in 70 star during a race in the tournament room lmao
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>>181965297
>someone feels strange about having to call a man with purple hair and a dress on a woman
>trannies are so autistic that they get hung up on this and can't do anything except hoot and holler about this person until they are fired from their job or ejected from the venue
foolproof argument my dude
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>oh my lanta!
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>>181965901
thanks for reminding me asshole
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>open stream
>"edobean is the best"
>close stream
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POYO~~!!
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No way they hit 900k before the end of KHII
>FeelsBirthdayMan
BANNED
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>that guy who still has bttv installed
what's his story?
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is edobean a tranny
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>>181967132
No just ugly
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>>181964563
Why would you?
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>>181967132
Edobabe is a healthy biological woman.
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>>181967307
Yes just ugly
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>>181967339
>healthy
lol
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>>181967337
I don't know, it's just something everyone does. For reference I guess? Easier for people to get included if a conversation spans multiple threads? Just feels like the right thing to do.
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Which of the runs so far are worth watching?
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>>181967607
LTTP, Jedi Outcast
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>>181967607
alttp and jedi outcast
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>>181967607
might and magic 6
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>>181967607
Portal inbounds was okay
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>>181967607
onimusha
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>>181967607
My favorite was Ratchet & Clank. Just a really nice, chill run.
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>>181967607
pokemon hg/ss
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>>181967771
Except the whole inbounds thing
>>181967814
oh yeah that was a good one too.
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>>181967607
banjo kazooie
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>>181967830
lmao
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>>181967607
lttp
I heard Jedi outcast was good too but Ive not yet watched it. LTTP was the best run by far though
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>>181967859
inbounds is a better category
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>>181967912
>>181967830
I haven't seen the shitposter all day, did xe just give up?
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is she 40 or 14?
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low key if there was a donation incentive to make edobean shut her fucking mouth i would go broke
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>>181968082
40teen
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>>181968082
we talking dicks taken...?
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>>181968082
who give a fuck
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>>181968082
>those hands
30+
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>>181965304
>de hippie spacing
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>>181968179
Same.
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>>181968204
oh thank god.
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this is actually cool wtf
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>unmute for once
>couch people ramble off jargon like this is fucking guilty gear
are they this desperate to fill any and all dead air or something?
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>tfw finally a good run
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>the r/speedrun VOD thread is deleted
what the fuck is wrong with reddit? I'm blaming UA
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>>181968082
40, but she gets blood transfusions from young girls
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>>181969247
A mod is currently throwing a coup on the r/speedrun subreddit
People who are pro-protomagicalgirl are getting banned
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>>181969728
That's absolutely based!
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>>181969728
> People who are pro-protomagicalgirl are getting banned
For real? I would have expected the opposite.
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>>181969728
Please tell me this is real
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>>181969728
>pro-proto getting banned
reddit has really lost their mind now eh?
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>>181969728
goose...
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>>181969728
If this is true, then it could be because one of the other mod was silencing valid criticism for the last two days that was aimed at GDQ mods and proto.
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>>181969876
>>181969903
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>>181969728
what does that have to do with the vod thread? the user account for the guy is also deleted, so he either got banned from the entire site or deleted his account.
I'm ok with alt-f-x getting thrown out, but it didn't work last time. I'm not sure why you'd want to remove the vod thread, the only reason to even go to r/speedrun
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BFFFHAHAHAHA They STILL think they can get $900k by the end of the run. They've barely raised $40k in 2 hours
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>>181970190
>We have a $20k donation from Anonymous!
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>>181970131
> Defending proto,ever
Well deserved.
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>>181970190
Anonymous donations™ will take care of that, you will see.
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>>181970442
shouldve put not my screenshot
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>>181970131
That doesnt really prove anything
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reset
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>>181966131
Things like Wind Waker have changed a lot, what was average for that game at the time?
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>>181970485
>>181970351
Don't forget the "donations" from The Yetee
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>>181970190
you underestimate the power of the weekend
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>Edobese is reading donations
Goddamnit, I was enjoying this run so much, too.
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>>181971296
When I made that post 10 minutes ago it was 858k, now it's 859k
they're not going to do it
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>>181971527
who cares
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like 80% of their donations are from Anonymous
theyre taking that much money from a hacking group O_o!?
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>>181971585
It's funny to see them flounder
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>looks at schedule
>MORE KH after this
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>>181971684
This happens every year. Then on the last day they get nearly a million from """"anonymous""""
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>>181971758
Dumb frogposter
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>>181971527
They're already at 900k if you include bits.
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>>181972028
bits are a penny. they've only raised $13k in bits
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>>181971527
>10 minutes later
>only $700 raised
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It is absolutely absurd that Edobean gets SIX hosting blocks over the course of the marathon.
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>>181972487
This is the power of sucking dicks.
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>>181972487
Yes this is an outrage. I am seething. How dare they. This is about ME.
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>>181972487
>not cranking the volume and listening to her heavy creamy tits heaving with every breath
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>>181972564
this but unironically
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>>181972487
POY-
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how can they sit there with a straight face and say this game is hard after KevinDDR's tetris display
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what's /srg/'s opinion of cirno?
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>>181972978
Tetris is one of those games that lookshard to idiots, but isn't really that hard, at least in a relative sense. Obviously it takes some work, but it's not nearly as crazy as people make it out to be. A glorified parlor trick.
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>>181973145
The meme character or the meme streamer?
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>>181967607
oh yeah, price of persia was pretty good too
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>>181973145
Which one?
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>>181973196
meme streamer
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>>181973285
He's a meme.
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>>181972487
maybe announcer time slots are proportional to mass
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>>181973163
I must be retarded then because I've been playing tgm2 for 5 years and am not close to gm
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>>181973285
literally our guy
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>>181973145
The 2hu is cool
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>>181973382
Because you don't practice effectively. I've been playing chess since I was 10 and I have like a 1200 rating lmao.
There's a big difference between playing and """playing""".
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Holy fuck this GDQ is going to run really really low on donations unless they raise 1.5mil in about 36 hours.
Time for (((anonymous))) to kick in I guess. Anyone got stats?
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yetee is going to drop a 50-100k """donation""" in a few hours
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>>181973685
The Yetee donations come from the GDQ shirts they sell during the event. They're still technically coming from people supporting GDQ and the charity.
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Did they do the Sephiroth fight for this KH2 run?
If they did was it anything new/cool?
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>>181973794
Nope
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>>181973596
this is SGDQ not AGDQ mate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Games_Done_Quick
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>>181973794
It's a bonus incentive after the run.
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>>181973971
Oh, well at least there's Spiked Vegeta, I guess
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does spike ever read donations anymore?
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>>181974043
Ok hopefully it gets/got met, thanks
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>>181974028
Are they even gonna make 1.3mil?
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>>181974527
they got about 31hrs left, so probably
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>>181974028
is the difference that people are more generous during the holidays?
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>>181974527
i believe in anonymous
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Despite most of the singing that waskinda fun.
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>>181974527
Absolutely. They'll pass $1.5 million.
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>>181974736
More people are sympathetic towards victims of cancer because it's a worldwide problem. Less people are interested in supporting a cause that by strict definition will never benefit anyone they know personally even in an indirect way. It all goes towards nameless, faceless, unfortunate people somewhere else in the world. The fact that this cause gets support at all is surprising.
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SHUT UP EDOBEAN NO ONE CARES YOU FAT CUNT
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Speedrun subred is using special keywords to nuke threads without mod interaction. The keyword that was removed was related to SGDQ staff.
Source, I nuked the VOD thread by reporting it with a link to a deleted thread criticizing SGDQ staff and proto's preferential treatment.
This means that people who aren't mods can moderate.
This could also imply that proto and his cronies know the keywords to silence anything that's aimed to criticize their behavior.
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>>181975347
Everyone here already knows reddit is a shit hole.
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Why is Sora wearing a crown for?
Is this a special thing in Final Mix 2 for playing on critical mode?
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>>181975503
You get them on any difficulty depending on which of the new optional bosses you've beat.
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>>181975503
Yeah a new thing in Final Mix. You get crowns for beating the new secret bosses.
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>>181974527
Sgdq 2016 ->
Start of Saturday:
$620,074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeZLasoAEbw
Total raised:
$1,294,139.50
https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/index/sgdq2016
This means that 52.1% of the total amount was raised during the last day(ish)
Using this ratio to predict this time's total : $1,664,642 (ish) (Assuming we have now entered the last day which is not the case)
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>>181975703
>>181975715
There are different crowns?
You can put on different ones that you like too?
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>>181975503
spike just told ya
what a lurking faggot
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>>181975347
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
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>>181976103
Just bronze, silver and gold. You can't change them.
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>>181976143
>Type out post
>click submit
>Spike literally goes into the explanation because my stream is delayed from chromecast
Yeah well thanks for the (you)
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they have 130 thousand dollars in bits already sooooooo.. theyre already past 1 million O.o
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>>181975143
This post is implying the PCF actually benefits anyone in the first place.
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>>181976094
do you think being behind on time has hurt them much?
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>>181972425
>45 minutes later
>only $8,000 dollars raised
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>>181976414
it never has before so why would it now
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>>181976413
A friend of mine is a grad student at a university the PCF funds research at. Last year they apparently funded an entire lab overhaul with millions of dollars of new equipment.
Researchers adore charities like this. It's only fucktards who haven't accomplished anything in life that rag on them.
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>holy shit
B A N N E D
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ENJOY YOUR LAST GDQ, BLOODY
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>>181976685
What happened?
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>>181976617
Because it pushed the best runs to inopportune USA times.
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>>181976618
hello pcf
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>>181976856
such as?
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>>181976618
PCF is a cancer AWARENESS charity. They promote early detection and cancer education. Not cancer research.
You're talking out of your ass
>>181976920
Last night's Zelda's some of tonight's anticipated runs won't start until after midnight
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>>181976618
You know that they have to make all of these things public and you can literally go check yourself what all they spend their money on (and realize how much of an idiot you are)
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>>181976618
i don't suppose you have a news article? i didn't think they had that kind of money. only curious -- i have no reason to believe they're doing anything nefarious
>>181977031
they fund research. these seem to be 100k grants
http://preventcancer.org/our-work/grants-fellowships/research/researcher-profiles/current-research-awardees/
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>>181977031
GDQ pressured them into doing research
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>>181977031
>>181977114
Around 22% of their total budget goes toward early detection research.
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>>181977350
>i don't suppose you have a news article?
I don't. This is second hand information. I may have numbers and dates wrong. Just what I heard, senpai.
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>>181977640
Oh yeah, the friend of yours for sure would spill info about PCF being a scam instantly.
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sorry, video games
>>181977640
sure. it would come very close to identifying your friend, in any case
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is cosmo in this
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>Super Mario Series Warpless Relay Race
This may be the first thing I'm actually going to watch on this thing.
>>181963674
Like some kind of shitty, childish version of Andrea Rene.
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>>181978089
anon...
cosmo doesn't exist anymore...
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That was some awesome casting right there
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>>181977031
http://preventcancer.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Financial-Statement-June-30-2016-2015-Prevent-Cancer-Foundation.pdf
From June 2015 to June 2016 they funded ~1.2m in research.
Also, cancer awareness IS important. Why do you think tobacco use has plummeted? Magic?
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>$30k under goal
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>181973596
Donations always skyrocket on the final day.
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>>181978342
rude.
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>>181978308
>Why do you think tobacco use has plummeted?
Vaping, legalization of weed
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I hope you all like edobean, because she'll also be hosting the Mario relay race!
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>>181978308
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>>181978835
This is a valid and pertinent message. Testicular cancer is one of the most curable types of cancer, and the main reason men die from it is not checking their balls before it has a chance to spread.
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Bloody is actually cute as fuck
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>>181978764
I don't like edobean
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>>181978764
fucking WHY
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>>181978764
I like her tits
>>181978963
>>181978981
>not liking her tits
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>>181978764
More like edoBULK
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>>181979035
>being turned on by a beached whale
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>>181978835
Right. I will ask my dad if he can check my testies.
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>>181979035
exactly
her one redeeming factor and it's not even present
FUCK THIS
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>>181978835
Testicular cancer is incredibly preventable
Get a physical every year to half year folks
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like you guys wouldn't cum on her face.
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>>181978835
Who wants to be my bestie and check my testes under a blanket as we watch AGDQ next year?
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>>181969728
This is TotalBiscuit at work.
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>>181979229
i'll cum onyour face ;)
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>>181979229
Why would I waste cum like that?
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>>181979472
just make more!?
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>>181978764
i honestly cant watch anymore if she is on donations
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>I have a life dude
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>>181979035
post edobean titmeat
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>>181979571
Waste of energy.
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sheeit I missed the JKII run, was it any good?
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>>181979472
>>181979354
would you fuck edobean to kill PMG
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>What's your favorite Disney movie?
>chat erupts with 'Song of the South'
never change
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>>181979229
i cum on my own face just fine thank you
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>>181979720
Alright now you're asking the difficult questions
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>>181979669
HIGH ENERGY S P A C E M A NYes.
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>>181979669
Dang those girls are cute! Sauce?
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why does reddit want to see mario maker so much
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>>181979815
The guy making these webms dont get enough credit.
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>>181979815
look in your pants, thats they kinda sauce they produce
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He's right, Sonic 06 is actually a good speedgame
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>>181979815
tomato and basil
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>>181979906
they should be banned for this
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>sent was actually there the whole time
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>He literally calls the genre "metroidvania"
Can someone over there assassinate that guy please.
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>>181980040
Is this a singular or plural they?
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>>181979669
top tier
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we need longer setups
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>>181980194
what do you call the genre then spicy?
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>>181980201
plural, but PMG basically raped xem
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>>181980194
what would you call it?
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>>181980040
What's wrong, you transphobic shitlord
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That's actually a pretty neat watch. Too bad nobody wears watches anymore cause phones do everything they do and more.
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seeing this greasy guy handling a luxury watch is giving me anxiety
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does sent work for qvc?
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>>181980194
>inb4 some retarded convoluted ultraspecific name
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>>181980401
on a scale of 1-10 how stoned were aperture and kevin they both look faded af
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>>181980401
Kevin just looks so sad.
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What games are part of the Super Mario relay?
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>>181980334
>>181980381
>>181980551
Exploration adventure
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does anyone have the webm of Blueglass being escorted out of a room?
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>>181980483
Who's the hottie on the left?
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>>181980654
kevin is incredibly autistic and he's also lonely and depressed
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>>181980723
cyghfer
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>>181980696
everything on the all stars cart (except world if you have that version)
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Why doesn't Sent just shave?
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>>181980696
probably 1, 2, 2 USA and 3
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>>181980714
That could apply to a million different games..... I was wrong, it's not ultraspecific its ultra fucking broad
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>>181980714
lol fuck off
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>>181980696
Super Mario Maker
Super Mario Maker
Super Mario Maker
Super Mario Maker
and Super Mario Maker
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>>181980723
cyghfer
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I was traveling most of the week, so I missed the HG/SS run. What was wrong with it?
I was pretty pissed yellow got passed up for it, so if Keiz fucked it up, that will upset me even more.
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>>181980453
professionals and people with careers wear watches. so nobody donating to this.
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Was that Spike's boyfriend?
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Did that cunt get in trouble for playing the donation favoritism to his discord friends?
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>>181980687
fuck I fell asleep during the tetris setup, how did it wind up?
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>>181980453
>nobody wears watches anymore
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>>181980819
2D exploration adventure then you autist
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Missed the KH run. Any good?
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>>181980921
144 minutes total in the block
about 28 of it was actual gameplay
~20 of it was ruined by trannies.
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>>181980714
botw is an exploration adventure game
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>>181980958
too specific
>you autist
you damn right
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>>181980823
I'm actually really glad they took the same sort of relay slot used by SMM and put it toward the originals
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>>181979965
word
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>>181980921
some say they are still setting up
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>>181980921
also the only completed run was when half the people finished the 8 way race in the beginning
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>>181981018
No its an adventure game solely
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>>181980859
hilarious trainwreck. dude had to load saves, thereby fucking up all the donation incentives, and ended up switching games entirely from HG to SS and then died to Red and ended the run without finishing
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>>181981001
Decent, pretty flashy and well executed, the couch were quite talkative and explained a lot of the tricks going on. They sung Disney songs during the first quarter of the run and it was hit and miss (mostly miss).
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>>181980687
The face of a broken man
>love tetris
>build a community around it
>MTF wants to join
>why not? the more the merrier
>a year goes by
>2 trannies
>another year goes by
>3 trannies
NOT EVEN ONCE
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>moonmoon donated 5k
>not read because he used the donation name "reddit neckbeard"
thanks gdq mods
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>>181981251
are you saying you don't explore in botw
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>>181980453
>Nobody wears watches anymore
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trannies reeeeeeeee haha
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i fucking hate edobean
get out of this community GO AWAY! GO! LEAVE!
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>>181981265
What a total fucking asshole.
That dude was spamming nothing but bingos and randomizers DAYS before the event.
He did one """""""""""""""practice"""""""""""""""" run weeks before where it took him 4 hours to finish.
Then he tried to do some practice of early game and quit after fucking up twice.
What a total joke. I can't believe that asshole is the head of my community. And I can't believe yellow got cut for that shit.
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Wow Edobean is so cute!
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>>181981409
good, he needs to fuck off instead of trying to gain attention from having his cult of retards spam chat 24/7
literally the only thing i have ever had to blacklist from chat
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edo would be fine if she'd stop fuggin shouting into the mic
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>>181981251
>I haven't played botw
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>>181969876
>>181970485
>>181971948
>>181980714
>de hippie spacing
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Is the video delayed compared to the audio?
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>>181981479
it was basicly a lets play because he fucked up the seed thing at the beginning. do not watch
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>3 tries to get over the wall.
lmao
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All-stars version confirmed for pro gamer version.
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>warpless
wake me up when they're at 8-1...
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>different systems
that's weird
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>>181981431
Only boomers wear them and only because they can't fathom smartphones.
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Wow the team Green tranny is looking and sounding exactly like a real girl.
Amazing what hormone treatment and hard work can do.
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>>181981265
What game do you run?
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>>181981701
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>>181982014
UNDER
ESTIMATE
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>>181980483
ey
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>>181981431
>anything and everything has a clock on it
why bother wearing a clock on your body? You're not Flava Flav...
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>>181982005
uh that's because skybilz is a real girl you idiot
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>>181982014
yellow
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>the HGSS """""""""run""""""""
LEL
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>>181981479
you cant speedrun pokemonanymore because wimbledon isnt there
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>>181982190
>real girl
>speedrunning
Yeah sure retard
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did they explain small fire mario and I just missed it?
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>>181982014
HG/SS
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werster is the only pokeman speedrunner for me
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>>181982326
you're a moron
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>>181982332
yeah
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hahahaha the silence on that joke was fanastic
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zfg is the only speedrunner
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>>181982326
sky is all woman
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>>181981265
Is it "so terribly it's hilarious" even if you don't like Pokemon?
Because 2.5h is kinda long.
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>>181982347
gunner would be fine if not for the fact he's a little beta faggot that whines about his 18 YO gf he had like 5 years ago ALL THE TIME
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just woke up from an 11 hour sleep lads. Any magical moments that I missed? What's the latest on proto? Has he killed himself yet? Fill me in on the goss!
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>girl trying so hard to be cool
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>>181982469
Genes from Germany.
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>>181982347
if you care about later gens at all Tyrant is a pretty good streamer to watch, he actually cares about the game and isnt a sperg
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I know authorblues is "knowledgable" and "respected" and balls deep in skybilz but I still think he's a smug insufferable fuckboi
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the save/kill incentive is so boring
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>>181982480
it's only hilarious in a schaudenfraude way, it's basicly a let's play that stumbles a bit and doesnt finish. no reason to watch it really
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So I watched the AGDQ a few months ago and I'm sort of watching this one as well and I'd just like to say:
speedrunners probably spend thousands of hours playing the same game to max efficiency and time
To a casual viewer like me it feels like these people can put their attention into something more rewarding like esports or something because watching the KHII run an hour ago makes me feel like they have good reflexes and mechanics as well as a good mindset to plan everything out
but in the end they put it all into 10+ year old games
It's respectable because they're finishing games in a few hours while I took like an entire summer playing one game...but damn all that potential
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>>181982464
wording this post
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>>181982623
it's an "approved meme" so gdq forces it so they seem like they don't hate anything fun
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>>181982656
>schaudenfraude
Schadenfreude, my friend!
Thanks for the info, guess I'll wait for a 10~20 mins long "compilation" then.
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>>181982675
Always been my thoughts.
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>>181982675
Why doesn't everyone just play league of legends instead of games they like???
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Will they manage to keep talking like this for 3 hours
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>>181982675
Its a hobby, friend. They do it because they enjoy it.
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>>181982675
>speedrunners probably spend thousands of hours playing the same game to max efficiency and time
Most games don't take even close to that much time to speedrun at a high level.
Only games like SM64 and OOT and shit require literal NEET hours.
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>that one guy who hogs the commentary and has to explain every small detail
i wonder what his time is in this game???
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why is kosmic choking :(
who's on his team?
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>>181982767
Hopefully. I want to forget Edobean exists.
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>HE WOULD BE X, IF NOT FOR 2 DEATHS
>IMPRESSIVE
EVERY. TIME.
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>>181982765
dude I'm fucking complimenting them you piece of shit
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>>181982809
bjw, so expect even more chokes
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>this stupid excuse for banter
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>>181982790
What do you speedrun?
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>>181982891
bjw is a god gamer though
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>fw no bigjon :(
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where's our boy i_only_lose?
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>>181982790
I used to watch a german dude speedrun FFVII/VIII, sometimes he'd play them right after the other and he probably played them both 20 times from when I started watching him
if not thousands then I guess several hundred
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>>181982801
you don't have to run the game to know the mechanics and the small, fine detail. Take skater82297 for example; he only plays oot any% but his knowledge surpasses that of regular streamers who do respectable categories e.g. clint stevens.
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>>181983163
no emulators allowed
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>>181983156
You just reminded of this and now I feel disgusted.
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>>181982675
>makes me feel like they have good reflexes and mechanics as well as a good mindset to plan everything out
Nah, it's literally grinding day after day.
See Cosmo stumbling at NWC 2015, even though he was a god gamer in OoT any% 18:10.
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>>181982623
It's also a huge moneymaker for them.
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>Lost a lot of good MEN that way
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FOR FUCKS SAKE BAN ALL 2D PLATFORMERS
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I'm tired of this already haha
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LET'S HEAR IT FOR KOSMIC WHO'S ONLY A STAGE BEHIND OH MY GOSH
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>>181983156
the gommr gamer stigma
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>>181975347
R/speedrun was doomed ever since a non speedrunning stream monster became mod
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>>181983232
He probably has like 3000-4000 hours into the game in total. That's even less than your average world of warcraft autist.
Top SM64 and OOT runners have maybe 5000-10000 hours into the game, which still doesn't touch the hours top esports players put in.
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>>181983240
tbf pretty much every runner knows more about the game than chimp stevens, probably a lot of viewers too
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where can I see the teams for this?
isn't kirua here? what team is he on?
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What's with bottom left's game glitching?
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what's going on in the bottom left screen?
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>>181983240
it's respectable not to run 100% because nobody will ever beat zfg though
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>>181983812
Hard mode.
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>>181983812
Should have blown on the cartridge.
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wrong horse status: bet on
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>>181983572
>became
he created it. that's why the coup last year failed
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What games does this include
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>3 hours of 2d platformers
why
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>>181983989
every retro 2d mario platformer i think.
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rate today out of 10
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>>181984267
no!
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The fat swede is kind of cute
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>>181984267
boring as fuck outside of JK2
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>>181984129
Does that include SML 1+2? They're kind of shit and not Mario-ish.
Ideal would be 1-2-2US-3-SWM but that sure as shit isn't 3 hours long.
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Nearly 1 million dollars have been laundered already, wow!
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looks like the corruption is getting worse. what if it crashes near the end
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>>181984372
Nah, not the gameboy ones.
Here's the list of runners:
>Just_defend, bjw, Svenne, darbian, Dotsarecool, xsvArea51, truman, LackAttack24, grandpoobear, Kosmicd12, MrCab, Kirua, SuperSonic71087, Aweglib, RaikouRider
do the math I guess.
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>>181984354
Svenne has mellowed out a whole bunch, He used to be a huge sperglord regarding streaming/restreaming and whatnot back in the old days when small charity marathons were still a thing. Always a breath of fresh air to see a swede that cares about his country and europe as a whole, even if it meant antagonizing american charity streams.
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>edobean reading donations when no one asked her
can't she do the one thing shes here for correctly?
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>>181984267
>splasher
7/10 good game, lame commentary, not enough to make it really impressive. It's no dustforce but it might get there eventually.
>super win the game
boring
>shadow complex
boring, no major skips and ng+ together just means "I have everything" it's a fucking snoozefest. It's fast but there's no semblance of challenge, it's like putting on godmode in UV doom and pretending your speedrun matters.
>toehoe platformer
who caaaaaaaares.
>hammerin harry
6/10 good game.
>megaman 4
I don't like megaman so I won't rate it.
>avenging spirit
meh/10 too short to really make an opinion on, nothing particularly wow about it either.
>tmnt 3
good, 100% stretches it a little thin though.
>x-men
it's xmen.
>jedi knight 2
great as always
>kh2fm
9/10 good runner, spike on commentary, they knew the game. Still a long ass run though.
>data org/sephiroth/terra
all good, 8/10.
>warpless relay
boring as FUCK and tons of visual/audio issues.
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wait so whos who on this race???? I missed the start and now have no fucking clue which runner is on which team
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TECH CREWWWWWWWWWWW!
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>everyone pauses so they can fix their broken shit
>people applaud
????????????????
>>
Great run guys
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>2 minutes of downtime to fix a video glitch
WHY
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That's right dumb goyim keep shouting out to the tech crew I'm too cheap to replace with hired professionals!
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cant decide if i hate myself for watching this or edobean more
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Glad the tech crew was so prepared for this
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Does Notch still donate or are there too many trannies at GDQs for him now?
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>>181984852
>>181984836
The NES fucked up. Has nothing to do with production lmao
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>>181984551
>Always a breath of fresh air to see a swede that cares about his country and europe as a whole
He's literally a communist.
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is edobean reading the donations? could someone be so kind and send her a poyo pikachu donation? oWo
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>15 runners
is world in this too?
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>>181985009
this please
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>>181984907
Well maybe they should have bought a few brand new NES instead of the cheap ass pawn shop garbage they are using
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>>181985064
It's 1, 2, 3 and World.
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>>181985075
runners use their own consoles.
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Edobean on commentary for the rest of the marathon or Protomagicalgirl?
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Is it possible edobean got blacked by bigjon?
https://twitter
.com/BigJon06/status/882598585900167171
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>>181983938
The community should have moved to a better ran subreddit. R/speedrun is trash
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>>181984907
YES
DEFEND YOUR MASTERS
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>>181985148
Edobean. She isn't screaming Pikachu so I can tolerate it.
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also which team is kirua on
>>181985124
so 1, 2, ll, 3 and world?
>>181985138
no they don't usually
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>you will never suck the girl farts out of edobeans puckered little turd maker
why live
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>>181985124
>>181985064
Maybe they'll hand off halfway through world then.
either that or Mario is Missing is the 5th game.
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What if I'm colorblind, /srg/?
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>>181985253
>no they don't usually
pretty sure they do, with the exception of PC runners.
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>>181985148
after the interview where they asked people what game that describes them and PMG said "SUPER HOT", i'd choose literally anyone else on the mic.
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>>181985263
See a doctor, kid.
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>>181985172
the userbase would be the same, my man. the moderation can't stop reddit from being reddit, not sure what moderation changes would make it any better.
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>>181985287
l o s t l e v e l s
>>181985308
have you gone to the event? one of my speedfriends said they looked at him weird when he said he wanted to use his own gbp
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>>181985287
smb2J makes 5
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>>181985308
They used to but it made setups a nightmare
Now they only use their game and controller, tech supplies the consoles
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ok but seriously guys when is buster
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>>181985345
put chibi on the mic already, I would unironically enjoy listening to him try.
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>>181984904
one is too many
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>>181985157
Yeah, you can't be friends with someone without having sex with them.
>>
BLOW
JOB
WARRIORgod gamer
>>
>>181985636
>falling for bleach meme
>>
>>181984267
haven't watched anything / 24h
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>the whole room got filled for a Mario warpless relay race
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>>181986005
nintendrones
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>>181985157
big jon is gay.
>>
LITERALLY our boi did it
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>>181986005
mario is based
>>
>no The Witness SR
I'm kinda idsappointed.
>>
Sven? More like fucking up the relay for his team
>>
Sven the choker
>>
Nintendo games are the only speedruns worth watching.Anything else and you're too involved. Like seriously get a life
>>
>svenne stops being an assmad fuckboy
>gets worse at the game
a lesson for us all
>>
>SMB2US
wew
>>
>2 minutes behind
>close
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>>181986005
just wait until its time for mario 64, they'll be a line to the outside
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these people running like frame strats actually matter then when they finish their run they slooowly get off the fucking chair, and the next guy takes his sweet fucking time waddling to the fucking chair. Like you just lost 10 seconds before letting the tech guy in to change games
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>kirua on boom boom
gz to boom boom for the win
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>>181986090
its shovelware like FNAF
>>
>>181967607
HL1 and Portal inbounds are always entertaining to watch, runner was decent too.
>>
looks like team birdo bet on the wrong horse
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>>181986240
funny you should say that, because the top SM64 runners have like 9000 hours into the game and literally dedicate their lives to it lmao.
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>>181986172
I'll give you a choker
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>>181986283
My boy cheese. Can't wait.
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>>181986295
they have a mandatory 1 minute pause between games nerd
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>>181986113
The witness 99.8% is one of my favorite categories in speedrunning.
>>
>warpless
literally slower than a casual playthorough
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>>181986305
but fnaf is unbased
>>
more like team reznomore after kiura laid the smackdown on their ass
>>
>>181986330
Keyword "watching"
if you actually speedrun you should consider lobotomy
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>>181986483
you sound like a cunt, my man.
>>
>>181986420
Is there a good commentated run?
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>>181986330
>emulator
doesn't count do it again on a shittier version
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>>181986630
you can clearly see that that's an n64 console.
>>
they keep saying what the guy just before them just fucking said
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>>181986682
good luck recording on console.
>>
>the state of aweglib
>>
>>181986483
Why bother with lobotomy when you can just speedrun SM64?
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>>181986779
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The blonde female annoys me greatly
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>>181986605
look at fearfulferret's 100% run on speedrun.com and then skip through the hour-long puzzle. 99.8 is mainly for on stream stuff.
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>>181986879
feeeeeemales reeeeeeee amirite fellow incel?
>>
>>181986789
>the state of everyone except kirua t b h
>>
>>181986331
that isn't really a choke. shoryus miss frames pretty frequently in x2 attempts
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>>181986969
hehehe yes death to all women
as we all know a female can never be stupid or annoying and if you think so, back to r9k with you m'goodsir
>>
you know girls that do shit theyre passionate about are really hot to me
>>
Kirua is a cutie :3
>>
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>
>>
Fuck its this guy again, the guy who asks questions but interrupts the answer to get "yeah" absolutely" like he didnt even listen hes just trying to go home
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>>181987334
kirua is a BULLY
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>>181987637
kirua is the bully we need
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>>181985860
AH YES THANK YOU GENTLESIR! *tips*
>>181986068
proof?
>>
>one stage ahead
>remember, they're actually even more ahead than that
just cut reznor and birdo and put boom boom on full screen
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>>181987786
>proof?
someone post the grommr videos.
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>>181987893
BigJon succesfully pushing that under the rug makes me wonder how Siglemic couldnt just keep running and pretend it was photoshopped
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>>181987786
>proof?
He made fetish videos for pic related site.
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>>181987786
Proof.
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>>181988089
>succesfully pushing that under the rug
How the fuck did he even manage to do it? He said it was a joke or something right?
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>>181988090
wtf is this site
what kind of sick perverted bastard would encourage an unhealthy lifestyle
this is like diaper or scat fetishes but worse
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>>181988310
College prank
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>>181988090
kwi farms still has em saved, they consider him a lolcow
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>>181988089
pretend what was photoshopped? The diaper thing?
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>>181988272
>People believed that sorry excuse of an explanation
WEW
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>>181988310
>How the fuck did he even manage to do it?
Deny, deny, deny
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>>181988310
Someone impersonated him for years using videos he made as a joke while in college.
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>>181988532
he could have found some way to save it. Hes life is fucked now, he went from the god of SM64 to some dude who kind of knows Mew2King and comes at the bottom of smash tournaments, now he plays SC2 a bit but not competitively
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>>181988468
>>181988348
>>181988272
>>181988090
>>181988089
cant you guys let it die already
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>>181988090
what's a bloater?
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>>181988272
>we used to grow our bellies real big back in college, you know just for laughs haha
I mean who didn't do that in college
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>>181988545
>>181988310
Nobody gives a shit about people being gay and getting huge for kicks, it's amusing but it doesn't have any impact on him as a streamer.
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>>181988348
Who knows, you might think it's a gay thing but apparently feeder/weight gain is even bigger for women
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>>181988667
t.BJ06
we love you though, i just wish youd actually talk to the based Metroid crew, instead of you know, joining it but just ignoring them. they need someone now too cause with Trihex leaving them, werster and jacky mostly afk its just the Bertin and DSS show now
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>>181988667
literally doesn't matter dude nobody gives a fuck and didn't when it first broke
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>>181988682
You ingest stuff that makes your stomach bloat and your belly look bigger.
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>>181988718
t. modern numale anarchist
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>>181988945
This shit was 2 years ago now and he's bigger than ever, you degenerates reeee outragefags did nothing to his profile
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>>181988854
it is interesting though that such a seemingly high percentage of speed runners are also trannies or just into various sorts of degenerate fetish shit
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>>181988682
Something like this.
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>>181988839
>No more MHC at GDQs
>No more based MHC calls
>No more MHC bants
What the fuck happened
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>>181989261
inexplicably, they were stopped
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Jebaited KAPPA OUTDATED Jebaited POGCHAMP OVERRATED Jebaited LONG HAVE WE WAITED Jebaited NOW WE HAVE JEBAITED Jebaited
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>>181989096
Why? Most speedrunners are mentally ill so it's only natural that they would suffer from such degeneracies in a higher percentage
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>>181989261
The Man putting the blacks down.
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authorblues is the one behind The God Gamer Stigma
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why the fuck would lackattack add LUL to his damn ffz emotes
I've gotten by without that cancer on my screen tyvm
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>>181989348
>Jebaited POGCHAMP
Stop appropriating my culture
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>>181989261
Trihex found a girl andstopped running to do pewdiepie teir shit running Mario maker for kids, even doing that he disrespected his other gods like CarlSagan42 (who also got into mario maker and instantly became far better with 10x views). Werster got banned from GDQ's for getting drunk and trying to impress bitches by stealing aload of keycards for the hotel they were in. I dont know what happened to Jacky. DSS is still fuckbuddies with Bertin but hes quiet and isnt the one setting up skype chats like Jacky would
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Why have the Farms been getting so much press and attention as of late? Their operations don't seem to have increased in severity/number over the last few years. Is it just because of the recent resurgence in Chris activity?
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some great '''''jokes''''' coming from the couch
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>>181988667
i dont even dislike bigjon but this is probably one of the funniest things i have seen on 4chan in 7 years
i really cant, im sorry big guy
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Team chokeo
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honestly the girls on fire stream team group pics are the best parts of these events
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notch you cheap jew. you can afford to donate more
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>>181989826
>front left covers her legs with a sweatshirt so nerds cant stare
Why is she even there if she isnt showing off
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>>181989826
wow, there's a whole one that looks like a passable female
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>>181989261
SJ disappeared back into nothingness.
Isn't Werster married or getting married or something?
Bertin and DSS still stream but their streams aren't very interesting without the bantz.
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>>181989360
well now that I think about it I suppose you do have to be kind of fucked in the head to decide to play the same game 10,000 times
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>>181989619
werster doesn't drink
sj is always ded
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>>181989826
imagine being a female speedrunner and being associated with these freaks
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>>181989826
no yes yes kill kill yes yes no no no yes
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>>181989826
they put all the super ugly ones on the left side LUL
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>>181990041
don't BULLY YKB!
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>>181989981
Werster is trying to be a good father for his (soon-to-be) wife's son and has to distance himself from his previous angry persona and the MHC guys.
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>>181989826
i wouldn't even be mad if front right was a dude
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>>181989826
I would only not fuck the two trannies
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>>181989826
Thanks i'm finished you can stop now.
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>>181990186
amber is cute though
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>>181989826
close left looks like someone i went to high school with many years ago
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>>181990186
>only two
exposed as a fag
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>>181989826
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>>181990186
Redhead is a tranny.
I was confused when I first saw them too.
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>>181989619
oh yeah someone post that screenshot of CarlSagan42 with 10x more views side by side
The main disrespect i remember is Carl was making maps and would ask him to run them when he was doing viewer map segments. And Trihex would deliberately ignore his donations/asks in chat and just move on to the next one. You know, the guy who taught him how to play Yoshi in the fucking first place, the guy who made all the TAS strats for yoshi, just ignore your sensei, your Dahlai Lahma of Yoshi
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>>181989826
Front right is a girl right?
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>>181990330
you're talking about the same girl(male) that was doing the duet in KH?
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>>181989826
brehs
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>>181990478
No, other redhead. the one next to blue head.
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is big john banned?
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>>181990454
nope
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>>181990519
There are hotter girls than that at the event, believe it or not.
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>>181990454
They called girls on fire, they're all girls silly
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>>181989981
Werster went to Germany for a few months to meet his fiancee for the first time and his soon to be son. He came back recently and is streaming regularly again he wants to stream more seriously to support his wife's son.
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>>181990348
Tri isn't very intelligent, but I'm sure even he was tired of being patronized by that virtue-signaling cuck.
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>>181990330
Honestly, i don't really care if they pass and don't talk about it
They never pass though
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>>181989826
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>>181990519
i bet she has a saggy flat ass
ive seen too many that look like her and they love wearing hoodies to hide it
pre-dropped
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>>181990673
we call them fridges in memeland
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SMW is going to change everything
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>>181990673
You're wrong, look at her calf, toned
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>>181990602
you cant speedrun mario kart past DS
you cant speedrun mario party
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>>181990671
manface.jpg
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>>181990671
proto looks like some fat guy character from some tv show or movie but i can't place it
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>>181990746
>>181990804
wait for the creeper to get a shot of her walking by the camera
ill bet 400 (You)s that she is a fridge
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>no smw2 in relay
why bother
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>>181990454
Everyone in that image is female, yes.
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Whatever happened to Skeleton Bill?
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>>181990891
yoshi isn't a mario game
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>>181990891
It's way, way too long and none of the runners submitted.
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>>181990891
do we know exactly what they're playing? is it just 1-3 plus lost levels and smw?
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Getting my dick sucked while watching sgdq
ama
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>>181990982
lord spade died of cancer
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>>181990891
yoshi's island warpless is almost 2 hours by itself lol. fuck that
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did he just say that kirua fucked up the last part of the run
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>>181991002
but it is a good game
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>>181991083
yes
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So it's a relay race but they've spent 2 minutes getting set up for the next game so the other two teams have time to catch up?
saucy meme
>>
>poo in charge of not choking
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So why doesn't Bowser hurt him
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>>181989619
Trihex getting big off of Mario maker was the worst thing to happen to his stream and himself. He is absolutely insufferable now. He completely ignored his boys and now makes videos of cuck jokes from his streams that 12 year olds would find funny. He completely changed not only as a streamer but as a person too. It's disgusting.
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>>181991239
all the teams have to setup the next game so its the same
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>>181991239
they put a minute buffer for each player so that it's a normalized setup time
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>>181991239
each team has a forced 60 second cooldown between games
So even if a team throws the controller to the next player and speeds through the game change they'll have to sit twiddling their thumbs for 30 seconds
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>>181991332
hitbox doesn't line up with sprite
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>>181991343
>trihex wasnt fake as fuck before
lmao
he also overbulked and looks like a fat manlet
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that pokemon hg/ss run though lol
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the god gamer stigma is alive and well tonight
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>>181991343
spoken like a true newboi
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>>181991734
WHAT GAME DO YOU RUN?
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>>181991837
you think he's still good then?
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>>181991937
hearthstone
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Why can't runners ever just admit that a race isn't close? People aren't retarded, you're not fooling anybody by saying it's anybody's game when you can see a two stage lead.
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>>181992102
It's pretty close for being 2 hours in, senpai.
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this couch is horrible
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>>181990870
Proto looks like Chris-chan
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>>181992281
you mean christine-chan
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>>181992102
because gdq is rated E for Everyone
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Is there any particular advantage/disadvantage to playing All-Stars vs the original?
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>>181992102
Still got SMW, race is anyone's.
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>>181992317
No, Christine passes better
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>>181992352
hitboxes are different
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>>181992352
one is ugly and the other one is all-stars
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>>181992352
All-Stars is faster than the FDS version.
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>>181992056
newboi implies that you didn't know what he was like before m8
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>>181991343
I always feel this weird uncomfortableness when he actually plays SMW2 (like once a year) and then he's explaining it to the viewers like we're fucking retards who've never heard of the game or speedrunning
Like nigger this is the damn game you were streaming in the first place and yeah I know now 98% of your viewers have never even seen you play it but damn
Can't blame him for following the money though so whatever
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>>181992352
you can't jump over the piranha plants right from the ground in all-stars
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>>181992671
who is we
why are you watching trihex in 2017
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>>181988660
I thought it was just a sig lookalike? What is the source on it?
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>>181992768
That time loss is made up for by the loading screens between stages being slow as fuck in the FDS version though.
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Is that commentator a real girl (female)?
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sig didn't have anything "ruined" he just transcended speedrunning into videogame realms uncharted
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>>181992871
It's a girl (xx)
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>>181992924
Is he playing Melee with a keyboard?
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>>181993021
one handed
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>>181993021
yeah, he posted his keybinds on twitter once. absolute madman
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>>181993078
One finger on the reset button at all times.
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>>181992924
He needs to cut his hair, unless he too is planning to become a girl (male).
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man this "banter" is bad
>>
HOW IS HE CLIPPING
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>>181993263
I think Sig is a different kind of fucked up
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>>181992871
who is that commentator anyway? a speed runner or what?
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>>181993021
the last thing i heard about siglemic was that he was grinding typeracer and purposely rebinding the letters on his keyboard for fun
he is a god gamer
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>>181993152
kek
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>>181993570
The blond with the headset.
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edobean hasnt talked in a while
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is the girl not going to play?
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>>181993671
and thank fuck for that
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>>181993671
Probably got winded and needed a diet pepsi and a candy bar
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>>181993671
Don't give her an excuse
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>>181993653
yeah that's who I'm asking about
>>
wasn't there all castles SMW race in this marathon already?
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Wait so it's actually Siglemic in those diaper pics after all? I thought it was just a meme.
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>>181993778
twitch.tv
skybilz
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>>181991343
Trihex has always been like that, he never changed, you tool. the only thing that changed was the game he played and the people he talks to.
I mean, if you don't like the guy you don't need to watch the guy. why even hate on the guy. just wasted energy senpai.
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>>181993896
>nobody knew what Siglemic looked like
>these diaper pics surface claiming it's him
>he reveals his face at agdq and looks exactly like him
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siglemic is a tranny btw
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>>181994325
Who isn't these days?
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I don't have a penis
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saying swag is embarrassing
>>
that was very swag :)
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I missed whatever just happened did anyone clip it or whatever
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I wonder how many anonymous donations will come in before the end of the run to get to 1M
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>117 IPs
What do you all speedrun?
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>>181994764
Pokemon heart gold
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>>181994764
i don't speedrun
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>>181994764
Paula has the cutest feet!
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>>181994764
my life
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>>181994764
My wage cuckery.
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>>181994764
I want to get back to Ristar, but I can't stream it with my current connection
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>>181994764
hey this isn't a webm I've been had
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>>181994764
>heh you enjoy watching football? so what position do you play?
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>kill it with fire
FUCKING BANNED
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>ASS-pects
HOW IS HE ALLOWED TO GET AWAY WITH SWEARING LIKE THIS?!
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>>181994950
It's even more stupid than that since we all still play video games.
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>>181994950
i played goalkeeper
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>>181995148
american football you dipshit. goalkeeper is soccer.
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why do you speedrunners/speedrunwatchers hate trannies so much? they seem like a staple of your community. Only a matter of time before all you autists jump on the HRTrain
>>
>>181994764
Shovel Knight
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>>181994764
Chip's challenge
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>>181994764
i used to try running the entire hitman series, never really got to into it though
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what is your swag rating, /srg/?
>>
>final fantasy VII
>8 hour estimate time
how can people play this
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>>181995249
you said football sweetie not handegg :)
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>>181994764
I'd tell you, but it would be too easy to figure out who I am, and I'm ashamed that I post here.
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>>181994764
Artificial Academy
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>>181995374
they like the game
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>>181995413
based shyboy, want another runner for your game?
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>>181995309
underrated speedgame
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>>181995374
you've never played videogames for 10 hours straight?
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>>181995413
Worried about your reputation?
In /srg/?
Eh?
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Sickening
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>>181994764
doxxable info
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>>181995374
8 hours isn't even that bad compared to some other JRPG runs
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>>181995686
>those keywords
:thinking:
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>>181995631
No, I'm worried about people who don't post here finding out that I post here lol
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>how close the race is
lmao
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>>181994764
I run boshy ;)
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>>181995413
>Mario run is up
>one of this marathons highlights
>nobody here talks about it
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>>181995820
What keywords? Manchester Cowboys? Hatfield Seahawks? Leeds Steelers?
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>>181995958
How isn't it close? Two runners are literally 20 seconds apart after 2 and a half hours.
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>>181995896
Just because you post here doesn't mean you post everything here. Surely people can acknowledge the difference. Just because you spend some time with unsavory mongrels doesn't mean you are one.
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>recently break 900k
>coming up on 1mil
whoa mike, slow it down, you're getting cocky
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>>181995985
The /v/ thread is for the marathon. /srg/ is about speedrunning itself. They're different.
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>friday night
>not even at 1m
lol
>>
>tfw no dram55
god i miss him
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>>181996201
They're further ahead in donations at this point than they've ever been before at an SGDQ.
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can we switch the order of Super and Fusion thanks in advance
>>
>>181996067
>implying the baying mobs of social justice could/would understand any nuance surrounding that
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>>181996291
You value their opinion?
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>>181996083
merely 2 sides of the same coin
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>>181995931
she would be cute if she brused her teeth and hair
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>>181996178
except that during every GDQ event this place turns into a gdq discussion thread, why complain about it? this threads shit 99% of the time even w/o an event.
btw, they aren't different.
>>
The throws
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>>181996429
I'm not complaining about it. I'm explaining it to you because you seemed confused why people weren't talking about the marathon.
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>>181996350
Reddit/Twitch witch hunts and the like are bretty funny until they start affecting real life
>>
>1 pokemon speedrun per year tops
>Keiz kills the chance of another returning next year
Fucking choker bitch.
>>
>>181996495
I am not the person you were discussing with. just someone giving my insight;]
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>>181996525
I don't recall any instances of anyone being targeted because they posted on /srg/ before. But I'm not going to twist your arm.
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>same team in the lead the whole time
every fucking race ever
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>>181996576
Your insight is unnecessary when you can't be bothered to tell the difference between the people already in the conversation.
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>>181996672
it's almost as if you're able to play safe when in the lead instead of doing risky shit to try and save a few seconds
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>team that held the lead from the very beginning wins
wow what a compelling event
>>
>>181996628
Oh I wasn't highlighting anything specifically /srg/ based, just that drama has arisen around shit that was far less harsh than your typical tranny-bashing memery that goes on in this shitter. Mere association would be enough for some of these cretins.
>>
Why give a shoutout to a crew for doing their job? Like, wtf lol.
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>>181996864
by less than 20 seconds after a 160 minute run.
>>
The 4chan Poster Stigma
>>
Shout out to second and third place. They were true winners even though they lost.
>>
>>181996987
It's actually stunning that people don't realize how ridiculously close this is.
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>>181996987
I didn't realize 43 was less than 20
>>
>>181989981
sj still streams too
>>181991343
Trihex has always been a fake nigger though so what do you expect.
>>
>>181996924
My community isn't like that at all. Those people are shown the door very quickly, or at least learn that they're not welcome very early. No place for people with thin skin.
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>>181994764
master of magic
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>>181995952
Calm down ben
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>in last, 3 minutes behind next-to-last, everyone cheering and watching you
it's just like running the mile in PE class
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>>181997073
Still extremely close for the length of the run.
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>>181997060
It's stunning that you can't realize how unexciting it is for a team to have a solid lead for about 2 hours.
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>>181996276
yeah because of (((anonymous donors))) kek
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>>181997060
it's because it didn't feel like there was any threat of boom boom not winning after the first damn stage of smb3
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>$1.5m in bits alone
haters btfo
>>
>bubblesdelautism
>>
reminder that bubbles is relevant
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>>181997345
Uyama's not even subtle anymore
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>$50,000 for Bubbles to run Dark Souls
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>letting bubbles run
>>
Don't worry about edobean's hosting block being over, because she'll be back for all 4:40:00 of Earthbound!
>>
>bubblesdelcuck
no thanks
>>
>>181997345
$150k, 1 bit = 1 cent
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>>181997304
So, if your logic is that anonymous donors are just them throwing money into the pot themselves, why would they have not done so for all the other recent events that weren't this far ahead?
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>>181996276
The money launderers over at AGDQ found out about SGDQ
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>bubbles incentive
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>guys give us 50k so you don't have to watch an hour of set up from incompetent volunteers who have no idea how to set up a nes how about our wonderful tech crew please clap for them
>>
I just heard "Bubbles" and "Dark Souls". This ought to be some a+ disaster.
>>
>>181997427
>>181997436
>>181997454
Is he the asshole who softlocked his game?
>>
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bubbles can't just do something normally can he
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>$200 from Anonymous - you guys are awesome!
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>>181997529
Among other bullshittery.
>>
>>181997465
>150k
Is this how you WR?
>>
>>
How much is the donation incentive for Bubbles to not use savefiles?
>>
>>181996178
>>181996429
>except that during every GDQ event this place turns into a gdq discussion thread
this
but its drama talk every time
>>
>>181997096
Souls community has too many wannabe fame streamers trying to toe the line to keep their channel kotaku-friendly. Especially after reddit bullygate.
>>
>>181997504
isn't it kiln skip? if so it's quite short
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>>181963186
I'd one night stand Edobean tbqh
Also what's with people donating for 0% Metroid Fusion instead of 100%?
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>>181997238
>a solid lead
It would've taken almost nothing for them to fuck up and lose that lead. Calling it a "solid" lead is laughably stupid.
>>
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member Noobest?
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>Couldn't break $1m during the most anticipated run
>American prime time no less
Spike BTFO
>>
>>181997718
0% is something special I think
any yokel can do 100%
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>>181997738
Why are you talking about hypotheticals that didn't happen?
>>
that was a pretty fucking good mario cd-i impression. the luigi sucked but damn I thought that was an ad for a second.
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>edobese finally off the mic
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>>181997147
>
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>>181997880
>what is suspense
>>
Who would you sex if you had to pick one?
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>/v/ all over bubbles' dick
is he winning?
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>>181997718
0% is shorter
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>>181997905
she'll be back for earthbound :)
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>>181997834
No.
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>>181997962
That thing that didn't exist in the run, because for 2 hours the same team was in the lead?
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>>181997474
>reddit spacing
sasuga, ribbit-kun
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>>181997971
me desu
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Can someone explain why Fusion 0% is so long? I'm sure the strats are hard but it's not like there should be a whole lot of travel time, right?
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>>181997989
not if cancer finishes the job next time
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>>181998035
>for 2 hours the same team was in the lead?
By barely anything. And the team in second was always very close.
Are you handicapped?
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>>181998007
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>>181998007
Thank god I don't watch shit speedruns.
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>>181998068
What are you even talking about? Can you speak in something that's not memes?
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>letting your child donate his life savings to mikes pocket book
Child abuse.
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>>181997971
Blechy
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>>181998093
You basically have to go access every area where an item is to trip flags to let you through other checkpoints. It's retarded.
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>>181998007
>earthbound
>glitchless
W H Y
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>>181998207
>Can you speak in something that's not memes?
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>>181998119
They died multiple times in multiple games and still held that lead. How does that qualify for "very close"?
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>>181998207
It's time to go back
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Reminder that mike uses "anonymous" donations to launder money and pad the books to negotiate larger cuts for future events, which allows him to launder more money.
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>>181998425
So the answer is no then
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>>181998398
>How does that qualify for "very close"?
Because the other team died multiple times in multiple games too.
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>bubs buys himself another ad from mike
reddit thread when?
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>>181998606
So in other words they never had any chance to close the gap, as can be seen by 2 hours out of 2 hours and 44 minutes having them be in the lead. Which makes it a solid lead.
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>>181998613
I hate bubbles so much
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don't make a new thread please
just let it die
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>agdq is the highlight of my year
wow...
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>>181998669
>they never had any chance to close the gap
Just stop talking lmao.
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>>181998731
what's the highlight of your year anon?
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>kill or save the animals
sick of hearing about this cashcow incentive
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>>181998683
>tfw milt/mec cultism spreads
bubbles is a nice guy shithead
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>>181998782
nothing it's all shit and i don't wanna live anymore lol
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>>181998968
You do know this is /srg/ and not /v/, right?
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Alright, i'm going to say it, metroid is a garbage speed running game to watch.
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>>181998968
rofl bubbles is literally witwix 2.0
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>>181999127
It's one of the best to watch imo.
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>>181999129
"lol I sucked witwix dick and he betrayed 4chains fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me"
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>>181999127
metroid fusion isn't that good but super metroid is based af
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>>181998286
Did somebody say glitchless?
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>>181999295
that hairline aint glitchless
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the ff run is 8 hours? am i reading this right?
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>>181999230
and what doesn't mean I can't call out bubbles doing the same shit
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>>181999545
You are in fact reading correctly. FFVII is 8 hours. Take some nyquil and enjoy your rest.
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More like Mehtroid
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wait so only extra missle tanks and energy tanks count for percent? all the upgrades are fine to get?
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>>181998252
Doesn't that take away what makes metroidvanias good? In terms of progression being based on triggers and not on abilities. I don't think Super has anything like that aside from a few small things in the beginning
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>>181999606
You fucks need to get over it, I tried streaming, you either do whatever the fuck you can to get ahead or you flounder. Wix did it, moon did it, everyone does it.
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>tfw gonna watch netflix castlevania instead of ff7
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>>181999545
please look forward to it
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>>181999718
fusion is the worst metroid
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>>181999718
only triggers that affect progression that I'm aware of in super are getting through ridley on ceres and killing the 4 dragons
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>>181999749
>everyone on twitch is there to sell out and get famous
nys
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wheres our boi kirbymastah
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>>181999901
but the prime series exists
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>>181999947
made by white people
not metroid
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>>181999908
there's also a locked door leading back to crateria from brinstar if you only got morph ball and didn't get missiles.
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>>181999915
Your sentence structure is hard to understand
Everyone on twitch wants to sell out and get famous? Yes, 95% I'd say.
Everyone at GDQ is there to sell out? Yes 100% I'd say
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(((one million dollars)))
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we did it reddit
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>>182000068
not really necessary, but I guess it's good in the beginning of the game
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>AYY
>GEE
>DEE
>QUEUE
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>>182000168
>>182000202
coincidence?
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we did it guys!!! let's get to $1.5 mil!!! ^___^
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Thanks (((Anonymous))) for the $9,000 donation
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>>182000201
everyone is at gdq to have an orgy with thier discord
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why is it called 0% if he doesn't just turn off the game at the start
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Guys don't worry I'll make the new thread. Just give me a hot second!
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>>182000380
Ebin joke my guy, Reddit will love this one
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>>182000201
>Everyone on twitch wants to sell out and get famous? Yes, 95% I'd say.
>Everyone at GDQ is there to sell out? Yes 100% I'd say
No, and no.
Most people just stream as a hobby. And most speedrunners just speedrunner as a hobby.
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>save the canon
>games in reverse order
who fucking cares lmao
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why do I feel like both of the guys on the couch for this run are absolute shitters at this game?
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>>181999901
>not other m
>not federation force
>not Pinball
>not Metroid 2
how many Metroid do we have again?
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tfw no kirby on the couch
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don't worry everyone I've got the new thread on its way
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>>182000501
Serious question, do people on reddit tell people to go to 4chan?
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>>182000769
are you trying to trick me again
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>>182000827
No, this website culture war exists literally only on 4chan
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let it die
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>>182000714
other m was made by team ninja, not a metroid game
federation force was made by white people, not a metroid game
pinball was made by white people, not a metroid game
2 is better than fusion
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Almost done with the new thread guys! Any second now!
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>>182000827
No Reddit still thinks 4chan is only le anonymous hacker who jerks it to weird porn
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>>182001060
thx, pm me when it's done
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>>182000967
Because 4chan is always trying to retain a part of what it is while reddit is always trying to cater to everyone.
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>>181999545
>>181999618
>>181999784
To be honest, after a 10 hour run of Final Fantasy IX, SPLIT INTO TWO 5 HOUR PARTS, on a brazilian marathon, I don't think anything can be worse than that.
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>>181998968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qodmOOYbqmI&feature=youtu.be&t=1129
kys bubbles
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Thread is coming, don't worry everyone!
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>>182001179
its not the only thing thats coming
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>>182001179
Oh goody goody gumdrops. I was about to have an anxiety attack imagining what I would do without /srg/ for a couple of minutes.
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>>182001173
sounds like a truly enlightened gentleman
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Almost done with the thread...
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>>182001273
:)
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wow! a $1000 donation from 'anonymous'!
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reminder that a GDQ in 2013 had a 10 hour FF9 run.
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>>182000669
hercules is actually pretty good
shasta wishes he was good at this, but should stick to kirby
there was a big fusion race tournament in september and herc went pretty far in upper bracket where shasta got knocked to lower pretty quick and didnt go past a few rounds
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new thread:
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/6lygpr/srg_speed_running_general/
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/6lygpr/srg_speed_running_general/
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/6lygpr/srg_speed_running_general/
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>>182001449
And that one was in a prime time slot
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Reminder: Keiz is shit.
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>>182001565
3 words...
hella fuckin epic!
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You can use GDQ donations as a tax write off right?
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>>182001565
h*ck yeah hahaha
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Serious question: What constitutes this run as a "0%"?
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>>182001681
>>182001728
thanks dudes, tried my hardest
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>>182001713
All charitable donations, yes
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>>181989826
reminder women are ruining video games. this should not be tolerated
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>>182001757
Not picking up any items that arent needed to progress the plot
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>>182001757
you don't pick up missile expansions or energy tanks
metroid low% is next but it's like 24% or something
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>>182001798
Well EVO had a charity drive but you didn't get a tax receipt for it
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>>181994764
Dwarffortress
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>>182001927
>implying anyone here itemizes
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>>181990870
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>watching marathon when there are WRs BEING DONE AS WE SPEAK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3H-Yk1V3KA
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