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>stream
twitch
.tv/srgmarathon (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule

>resources
https://www.speedrun.com/
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun
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yourself
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why is every other speedrunner a tranny? serious question GDQ is always chock full of them
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Do you think proto has a diaper under his skirt? Is he the reason why bathroom policing isn't tolerated?
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What's with all the shout outs to the tech crew?
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>60 minutes
actually, sweetie..
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Why does one game have 3 TG tho? That's what I'm confused by.
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Reminder that the Pokemon run was not only incredibly enjoyable, but it was one of the most viewed runs of the marathon. Also, it made a ton of money, especially since the runner finished under the estimate.
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second question: why would anybody give money to these weirdos?
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Bad runs so far:
>Mirror's Edge (run was ok, couch was terrible)
>Pokemon HGSS (lol)
>Tetris 8-way race (setup too long/race too confusing)
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>>181907260
damage control
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>night in the woods references are always appreciated
UGH I'M TRASH, EFF THE POLICE
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Why is the best trap not a trap?
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>>181907301
>HGSS
lmao
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>>181907260
think they just keep spelling "shoot outs" wrong
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>>181907301
what happened with hgss
I havent been watching
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ok but the setup should already be done
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>>181907260
SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW

HOPE YOU DONT BURN THE DOWN THE BUILDING WITH YOUR FUCKING HORRENDOUS CABLE MANGEMENT
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>>181907260
Faggot snowflakes like coolfatty and klaige need to be told they're doing a good job when they clearly aren't

More shit runs coming up!
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>>181907293
They mercy killed it
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I liked the Sonic Generations run until it was fucked by a crash. Just a ton of chill dudes playing sonic
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I'm sure this race will go just great and be totally fair
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>>181907301
Wrong.
>>181907354
Nice contribution to the thread.
>>181907405
It was a very enjoyable run that wasn't able to show off its full potential in a marathon setting. I'd recommend watching it at least twice.
>>181907463
The runner wanted to finish under estimate. He could have easily finished the run, however he would have needed to reset once again.
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>>181907463
Don't do it!
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PLEASE WIN KEVIN
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Oh, I didn't know this race was boys vs girls. Cute idea!
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>80 minutes of setup
>12 minute """run"""
>more setup
OH BOY

>>181907405
guy screwed up and his "backup strat" involved loading a save on an entirely different game
then he failed towards the end and got mercy killed
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>>181907301
8 way is unwatchable, you can't keep track of moves unless you focus on 2 or 4 and all you end up with is looking at rank and level. I feel like it should be 4 or 6 way but 2 scrubs with connections got in
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CIS VS TRANS WHO WILL WIN?
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GENDER WAR

TRANS VS CIS

WHO WILL WIN
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trans are subhuman and their gameplay results prove it
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>>181907405
it was a seeded RNG run (exploited trainer ID to get a masterball and track RNG) but he reset like 5 times and didn't get it so he switched to a backup save, but fucked up his RNG tracking, so then had to do backup strats, got half way through the game, switched to another copy of the game with a pre-completed to pretty much the end of the game version with a bunch of trained pokes and other shit we couldn't see.

on that backup pre-done save, he STILL couldn't fucking beat red, and got wiped like 5 or 6 times, because he fucked up RNG again.

it was the same guy who ran animorphs so it should have been expected by everyone
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>>181907632
Trannies are still better than girls though.
Really makes you think.
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>Thinking trannies have a fucking chance in hell against Kevinddr
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Two 1gm players vs two multigm players
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>she
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>proto isn't miced
>can still hear a nasal voice
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>>181907705
It's a fact that the best girls are men
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The HGSS run was trash.
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>>181907647
>switched to another copy of the game with a pre-completed to pretty much the end of the game version with a bunch of trained pokes and other shit we couldn't see.
That's not what happened. The only thing we didn't see was him actually catching Raikou. However, he explained it and showed the exact square the encounter would happen.
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>>181907565
>>181907567
If kevin doesn't win I'll complain it was RIGGED
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Reminder NOT to reply to the one man Keizaron (pokemon runner) defense force. This man does not understand that runs that are mercy killed are not only terrible speedruns, they are not entertaining as well.
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team tranny is going to get eviscerated by team white cis male
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Based shades
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>>181907858
tranny blockers
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How much is anonymous going to pay Kevin to take a dive?
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>tuck
hehe
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i wonder if the tranny team is well practiced in the L tuck technique as well
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>that l tuck
swooce right in there kevin
that was delightful.

also this run is mediocre why don't the actual runners have mics. why do all those people on the couch not playing the game have mics.
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how many fucking trans people are on stream
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tetris the trans masters
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You know, I don't even care that proto is trans. I just hate that she being a drama whore, censoring shit, and is taking advantage of a fucking speedrunning event to push her backwards ass ideas
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>>181907794
What game do you run?
>>181907808
>lol my opinion is the rightest one in the world
>if i think something it is totally right
Nice contribution to the thread.
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Why the fuck would you all summon him again?
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>>181907221
Dose of autism and desperation.
They don't have the ability to recognize the consequence of their actions.
I don't any of the speed run trannies has gone to a therapist.
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Kevin is going to lose and you'll all have the pleasure of meeting KevinaHRT at AGDQ2018
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>uyama comes back next AGDQ, revealing his new identity as michelle, and that he's spent the past years becoming a woman
what do u do
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>>181907858
These two dudes slap your tranny gf's ass. What do?
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my boys
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give a few more years on the mones and mxkai3 might look fine, but protomagical will always look fucked up
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>>181907998
>her
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>>181907890
Kek
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Holy shit, Guys vs Guys pretending to be girls. And the team without a mental illness is crushing it. Fucking based.
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>>181908006
he's summoning himself.
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Tetris dykes getting rekt
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>>181908031
kick them in the pussy
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Oh my god is proto even going to be able to finish
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>>181908031
Beg for manly dickings
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>>181908039
They'll all be dead in a few more years
People really need to research what this shit does to a man
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"Girl" power!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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WAR OVER!!!

CIS WINS!!!!

CIS WINS!!!!!!
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>>181908078
And who is replying to him?
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GET FUCKED TRANNY CUNTS
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I didn't need to see that
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>they literally didn't even finish
just like their transition
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B T F O
T
F
O
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[VOMITS EXTERNALLY]
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>males pretending to be females
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HAHAHAHHA
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WHAT THE FUCK

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FAMILY FRIENDLY
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Oh fuck are they dating?!?
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Will kevin and aperture kiss too desu? :3
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lmao i actualy threw up a little bit and now my mouth tastes like stomach acid
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men are still better at everything.
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Minimal synergy, pointing to screen wew
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Is this actually the most autistic of all gdq events?
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can we get tetris blocked? its transphobic and not blocking it is promoting HATRED
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BASED KEVIN AND GRILLZ
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they're doing pretty well damn
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I think they banned that blue haired triggered girl emote too.
The fucking state of this event.
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I'm sorry, but when trans dates trans, something clearly is wrong.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>181907264
>updating schedule in case someone invents timemachine
nice. so is biologymagic fucking with pmg or did it eat a person?
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I'm saddened by the number of chat mods spamming oddishPride
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FUCK THE REVIVAL
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Damn. They didn't just lose, they got btfo.
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someone should show both of those trannies' parents the clip of them kissing and ask them why the fuck they failed at raising good young men
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>>181908235
I sure hope so
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>>181908340
the times update and adjust after every run tho
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Not even S rank. Waste of time this competition. Should have just made it solo.
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*vomits internally*
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Damn.
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>>181908002
What game do you run?
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>>181908321
someone post the webm of cosmo eating his girlfriend's face
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>neither team even finished
>we now have to sit through another half hour of setup for the THIRD part of the block
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>>181908537
Cool Spot
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I wish aperturegrillz was my boyfriend...
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>>181908512
2 player 1 controller is useless if you can't hear their banter
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Remove trannies forever
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>>181908006
This happens every time a marathon occurs. People with absolutely no knowledge of simple game mechanics parade around like they actually run a game.
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>>181908591
LEL
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Tetris is always the best part of gdq.
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>>181908537
What game do you run?
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DDR is the one who beat Grandmaster on stream with the invisible stacking one year, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaMjbnvZMck&t=7m
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>>181908591
oh shit man haven't heard about that game for decades
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>>181908673
Barbie (NES)
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well proto and the other girl dude really nailed the tgm barf% route
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GET THE TRANNIE OUTTA HERE!
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>>181908673
Darkest Dungeon
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fucking women

just had to get that attention didn't you

fucking christ
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its the water lads. it is even turning the frogs gay.
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>1:15 AM
>children forced to sit in the audience and watch trannies kiss
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>>181908673
Futurame The Game
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>>181908752
>women
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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>>181908673
What game do you run?
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>>181908671
even though it has no right to be there.
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>Why would you make this?

>? ? ?
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Can we get another Tomba 2 run with chibi on couch?
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Did someone actually take their children to this?
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>>181908785
What game do you run?
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>>181908806
DELETE THIS
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>>181908234
Agender and transgender 1gm players with no synergy resort to pointing. Good showcase, jsut amazing
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>more donations for puwexil hours after his run
??????
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Reminder, Proto is giving his followers priorities over other donators.
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>>181908806
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>181908842
What game do you run?
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>>181908806
gdq has never changed
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Man, Tetris used to be cool as fuck. What happened?
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>>181908842
What game do you run?
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>>181908842
Goonies 2
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>tfw nobody completes the run
What happens if this ever happens to a Super Metroid race? Do they...just ignore the animals incentive and mercy kill it?
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best run so far?
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>>181908806
If this was a straight couple they would be banned for pda
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>>181908712
yeah, also known as the GOAT
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>>181907420
>That random computer power brick in the middle of the table
What?
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>>181908773
>little girl asks why that man is wearing a skirt
>staff takes her shoes
This isn't my America
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>>181908806
SPOILER THAT SHIT NIGGA
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>>181908943
That's on the cheek, not a makeout session
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So should I watch Pokemon HG or is it truly disasterous?
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it took that long for more tgm1?
the fuck m8
at least I can brush my teeth now I guess
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>>181908806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SKdN1xQBjk
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>>181908969
didn't one person finish it last year?
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>>181908943
those guys are hotter than the trannies
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what a low effort trannie
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>>181909043
It's an enjoyable run. The runner is enjoyable, the couch was decent.
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>>181909043
Disaster
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Is this another trannie? Or just a long hair?
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>>181908842
>>181908935
Where did you learn to fly?
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>>181908943
At least that way crossplay to games
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At least Proto tries to make his voice sound like a girl's, jesus
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>>181908806
you can tell maxi does not want any part of that and then proto grabs her head and forces it
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>>181908806
fucking gross
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>>181909110
At least his hair isn't purple
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>>181909043
From what I watched of the beginning, it takes a while to get to the bad stuff if it's even as bad as this thread's making it seem.
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>>181909206
was it rape?
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>>181909043
It's a terrible run. The runner is bad, the couch was ridiculous.
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>>181909141
Stop making the dude waste his time
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>>181909206
SAY IT!!!
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>>181909043
It was an attempt more than a run, he didn't finish it
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>>181909173


>enchantress of numbers

gee i wonder
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>>181909234
What game do you run?
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>>181909268
It was a good run that most of the community enjoyed.
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ESA and NASA are still safe...r...right? Soon GDQ will run out of words and emotes to ban, even normies should be dropping support for this crap.
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>>181909197
man the trannies have really gotten to you if you think proto sounds anything even remotely female.
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>>181909040
>one kiss
>makeout session

know how I know you're a virgin? :^)
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Don't let your kids play Tetris.
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Bitch get off your phone and watch your fellow runner play like everyone did for you.

Asshole.
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>>181909285
baldurs gate 2
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>>181908943
WTF IM GAY NOW?
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>>181908918
I didn't get to hear my dad's donation during my run in 2015 so I'd be really disappointed if this is true
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>>181909310
enchantress of #s sounds more like a girl than proto
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Why so many trannies in this "community"
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>>181909321
Still against twitch TOS
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Generations still the best run so far
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>Kevin's not even there

Good boy Kevin
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>>181909234
Of course it isn't as bad as it seems. There's a reason that most people had only positive things to say about the run.
>>181909275
The run was finished under estimate.
>>181909285
Why are you sperging out? Are you that frustrated that you were called out for not actually running a game?
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mental illness is a requirement to enjoy speedrunning
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I can't hear protoman's voice anymore, it was actually giving me a head ache
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>>181909357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDOC7JRDzYI
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>>181909285
Ocarina of Time. Glitchless 3DS version. Times aren't good enough to be submitted but they're getting there. What about you?
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>>181909357
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being a trannie and remaining a guy is a mental illness
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>>181909412
hes actually jerking off frantically in the bathroom while thinking about how he can l tuck into some boy poochi
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>>181909469
Same
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>protofag coughs
>can hear his man voice
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TRANNY FREAKS LOOK HERE: https://gfycat.
com/SardonicCarefulCalf
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>>181908806

SO BRAVE
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I HAVE NEVER SEEN A BETTER GAME IN MY LIFE
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>>181909469
and kevin knew in that moment that this was his last day of tetris
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>only got halfway done
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>>181909376
they both sound like fucking dudes are you deaf
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>>181909469
>these fucking trannies just killed my game
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NOBODY CARES ABOUT TETRIS
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>>181909285
I run Hannah Montana the Movie. I think i'm literally the only one, but eh, it's a good game.
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>play Tetris rev mode
>your gender gets reversed
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>>181909451
it's free real estate
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>>181909428
>The run was finished
lol
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Anyone got pics or webms of hot chicks?
All I've been seeing are uggos and trannies
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>Making it halfway is like awesome
just like with his transition
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>Less than halfway through
>Still incorrect song being played listed
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>>181909632
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>>181908806
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>protoprince ceaselessly monitoring gdq chat
O B S E S S E D
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>>181909658

oh fucking wrecked
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>>181909632
but those trannies arent polar on either side they are like in gender purgatory
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>>181909636
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>>181909645
See here >>181909536
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>>181909428
>most people had only positive things
"he finished i guess"
"ignoring the part where he switched games and still fucked it up i guess it was still a run"
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>>181909574
It's not that it isn't impressive but just why submit this. Kevin can probably get around this with 30h practice if he was motivated
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>trannie block
>zelda after it

how fitting
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>>181909357
>>181909469
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>>181909658
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Tetrisphere is GOAT
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>>181909645
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>>181909745
did you know tim heidecker is actually a ftm
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>>181909658
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>>181909645
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>>181909867
not on my watch cunt
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>>181909428
>The run was finished
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There's literally nothing wrong with Proto. She's a good runner and her commentary was good (though hectic but it's not her fault) and that's all that matters.
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>>181909831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOgpnidwPiQ
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is there a gofundme to help proto in this trying time yet?
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>>181909830
cosmo passes better as cosmo than as narcissa
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>>181909642
The run was finished under estimate.
>>181909756
It's fascinating how you completely misunderstand even the most basic game mechanics.
>>181909941
The run finished under estimate. No matter how mad you get, the facts do not change.
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>>181909830
I miss cosmo comfy ww runs
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>>181909830
narcissa looking good owo
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>>181909645
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>>181908943
At least they're cute and it was a cheek kiss, not some gross tranny rapey makeout session.
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>>181909830
daily reminder that adrien is getting spitroasted in college
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why are they even reading donations if none are coming in
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you are now imagining these two going back to their hotel room and furiously making out while rubbing their dicks all over each other
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>>181910043
Trihex transitioned, too?!
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>>181910016
same
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>>181910043
Damn. Even as a tranny, Trihex sure know how to pick up whities.
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Loli cartwheel count ended at: 8.

Breddy gud, maybe next time better.
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how long before the trans community turns on proto for forcing a trans person into a sexual situation?
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>>181910013
so switching games is a mechanic? nice
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>>181910043
i'd fuck both male and female trihex no homo
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Pokemon was the first transrun ever.
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>>181909947
he is dogshit at every speedgame he runs and is a huge attention whore
he also kissed that dude in the mouth, which is totally gay and not video games
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>>181910093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNtySt6Fg30
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>>181910135
Why didn't you save him /srg/?
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Lmao are there actual tranny apologists and SJWs here

I mean, if the trannies were good at the game they devoted their lives to I'd respect them... but the way they failed it's obvious they are sad emasculated losers trying to beg for attention through extreme virtue signalling
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why don't they ever switch up the charities?
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this cunt is having some trouble reading the script.

CAN WE GET SOME LITERATE PEOPLE TO ANNOUNCE
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There any f2m speed trannies?
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>>181910281
bodyslam trannies 2 heck
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>>181910013
"Finished" would imply that he reached the ending that he agreed to. He agreed that the run would be "finished" when he beat Red. However, he could not defeat Red so therefore the run was culled, not finished.
No matter how mad you get the meaning of words will not change, dude.
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>>181910328
If there were you wouldn't know. Not only are they much more likely to pass but unlike women they don't feel the need to be the center of attention all the time
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>>181910085

post adrian photos
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>>181910328
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Every year it's more and more trannies. Each year they ban more and more emotes and words, what the fuck..
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>>181910443
Welcome to SJW authoritarianism.
It will only keep getting worse every event.
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>>181910443

It's called social marxism
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The year is 20XX. Gender reassignment surgery is now mandatory to attend GDQ.
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>>181910443
The dying west
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>>181910281
Yeah its like 1ccing some easy STG and thinking that you can 1cc live on stage. You can see from the movement and locking who belonged
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>>181910534
Pretty sure a straight couple would be ejected
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A BULLET
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>>181910135
その笑顔を守らなかった
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>>181910559
sad to say, but this is the world we're prescribed to
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>>181910524
>>181910547
Yeah but soon even normies won't bother with this crap. I pray ESA and NASA are still legit marathons, ESA 2016 was pretty gud.
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>>181910559
The le gaming community has become such a toxic cesspool of SJWs who actually hate games but are forced into it because they can't fit into normal society, and the clueless chucklefucks that enable them
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>except tetris runs to be as bad as pokemon
>they're surpisingly okay (if you do not look at disgusting trannies)
wew lad
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>>181910654
It will keep progressing to the point where any good runners stop attending and are replaced with sub par people who fit their agenda. They'll keep milking it for as long as people keep giving money, though it looks like this event is significantly less than AGDQ and last year's SGDQ already.
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how long till its called games done at a brisk pace but its really not a big deal either w- holy shit did you see those tranny freaks kiss
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>still reading chrono trigger donations
end it
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Based tech crew.

It only takes them half an hour to switch games.
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>>181910773
tgm3 is the entire highlight and only reason anyone likes the tetris block, historically speaking. It's a shame kevin won't be doing a regular mode run but shirase is just as entertaining.
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>>181910792
It's just shitlords covertly pushing the word trigger on live stream.
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I can add whatever emotes I want to my twitch without verification, how many would sub if i added 4 images saying "kill all tran ies"
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>>181910773
no you're too late

they were only good years ago when they first happened

now they're INFESTED
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>>181910208
ur gay and not videogames lmao
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imagine if there was a parallel event to sgdq called tech setups done quick
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>>181910849
>shirase
I need a quick rundown.
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>>181910654
it was ok but the tech at the event was rly shoddy, also theyre going back to twin stream again this year?????
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>>181910776
the runs have been worse, and the atmosphere keeps getting more sterile

speedbubbles already popped we just dont know it yet
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>>181910776
Runnerguy's stream of oot charades was more entertaining than 80% of this marathon even with the severe lag
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>>181910978
basically tgm hard mode. bunch of invisible blocks, bunch of instant locks, bunch of crazy shit, on a whole other level from tgm1 and 2 which are significantly more arcadey. GM in tgm3 is an achievement in comparison.
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>>181910976
They were fine before the Tetris block. Now they have to move all that shit off the stage. They could be quicker but fuck man. Tetris is a bitch to setup for 8 players.
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>>181910976
We need at least a couple of years' worth of optimization to reach speeds that you could call quick with a straight face.
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>>181911013
Stop fucking jacking off around GDQ and support the smaller marathons then. It's not GDQ is the only one
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>>181910976
seems kind of ridiculous at this point

why not just have two stations you flip between for runs? either in the same room or an adjacent one
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Tech crew need to get their fucking shit together I mean jesus christ it's actually not that hard to manage a signal chain
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>>181910776
significantly less what? not profitable, it's gonna hit well over 1m at this rate. not popular, they keep selling out of tickets and passes every year, even upscaling hotels (they're at the fucking marriott) it's growing. The bubble will burst eventually but it's sure as shit not happening this event. I mean, there's just not interest in speedrunning really, people come from the drama and to see their childhood games shit on, that's about it. NASA and ESA fail because it's not a bunch of games on the SNES and nothing else. They barely scrape a fraction of the viewcount.
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Looks like Super Metroid will be on Saturday after all
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GDQ setup photos leaked!
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>>181911216
techxmonkey
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>>181911112
their answer is literally "thats too expensive"
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>>181911205
mirin those shoulders
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>>181910978
>starts at instant gravity
>lock delay and spawn delay increases
>500 to 999 has garbage fron the bottom
>1k-1.3k doesn't have garbage but pieces lose color and become brackets
>1200-1300 requires near perfect inputs to survive
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>>181911208
underrated post
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I hope there will be a run as bad as Pokemon HG.
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>>181911208
but the shuttle bus runs every hour
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>>181911276
It's funny because literal who fighting game (and smash) players can throw together locals with multiple setups being streamed simultaneously using a phone for internet
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How has EDOBEAN GOTTEN SO GOD DAMN FAT?

The quality of the women at these events has gone down with the quality of entertainment.
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>>181909469
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>>181911039
>>181911304
Thank you, lads.
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>>181911446
what are the dudes going to do, turn down literally any social interaction by a female?
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>>181911205
M E N T A L I L L N E S S
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>>181911341

I missed that one, what happened?
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>>181911449
Saved.
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>>181911205
caleb could learn about gains from this wretched monstrosity.
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>>181911446
I want to fug and impregnate her, I don't understand why though.

might be the bangs.
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>>181911530
>>181907647
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this is fucking terrible holy shit ban tetris from gdq
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>>181911205
wow caleb is jacked
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Can someone tell me what happened with the HGSS run?
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LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART
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>>181911661
Ban multi-setup Tetris from GDQ. Let DDR keep his shit and only him.
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>>181911724
lmao
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>>181911670
proto got his position by beating all the staff in an arm wrestling competition
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>>181911724
It was a disaster. Everyone hated it.
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>trannies that convert then only date other trannies
love this meme
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Russia is behind this terrible Tetris block!
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>>181911449
kek
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>>181911724
what game do you run?
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PICNIC
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Who literally falling asleep here?
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>>181911727

BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY, YOU GAVE IT AWAY.
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>>181911661
Kevin setting up thr cabinet by himself for all 3 games the first gdq was faster than this
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>>181911178
Sponsors are the thing keeping it afloat, going through the donations it's not matching the unique donations of the same event the year before.

This is the same hotel they ran it at last year.
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>>181911858
I turned off the stream because proto's voice is like ear razors
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>>181911880
We should either already be starting or about to start Zelda, but nah, fuck it, keep setting up for this stupid tetris game that's over in 5 minutes but takes an hour to start.
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They really need to stop doing this big showcase shit and keep it streamlined Think of how many declined runs could have been fit into this gargantuan setup time
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fire the tech crew, fire them all, this is ridiculous
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>>181910159
That was a backup strat for his backup strat. You need to make sacrifices for marathon runs.
>>181910367
The run was finished under estimate.
>>181911341
I know you meant to say as good as Pokemon HG.
>>181911530
It was a well received run that was enjoyable. I'd recommend watching it.
>>181911724
The runner messed up manipulation.
>>181911761
What game do you run?
>>181911767
That's nowhere near being accurate.
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Based Kevin addressing issues.
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Still love you Kevin. Good luck you bitch.
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HOW DID THE TECH CREW NOT KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT WITH SETUP

THERE'S A FUCKING TETRIS BLOCK TWICE A YEAR

AND IT ALWAYS TAKES TWO FUCKING HOURS OR MORE

EVERY YEAR

BECAUSE OF THE INCOMPETENT SETUP PROCESS
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ALL THIS WAITING FOR A SIX MINUTE FUCKING RUN

JESUS FUCKING CHRI
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>>181912106
Kevin's worth it. That other shit wasn't.
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>150,000 people watching you
>wear a graphics tee and messy hair

jesus, how hard is to look presentable
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I want to see Narcissa at a GDQ again.
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>>181912020
>That was a backup strat for his backup strat. You need to make sacrifices for marathon runs.
and he still couldn't fucking beat Red LMAO
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at this rate earthbound will end at noon on sunday
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>>181912206
narci has never been at a gdq
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>>181912206
narcissist has never been too a gdq though
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Proto looks fucking pissed that he doesn't have a headset
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>>181911950
I would definitely do the qt asian guy in glasses on the couch, who is he?
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kevin is my guy
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please uyama, do something good for once, and either eliminate tetris from GDQ or limit it to one demonstration per event
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>>181912273
>glance over as you say something
>the most angry look staring directly at the camera
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holy shiiit
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is this the world record for trannies in the couch row
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>>181912020
Alright Werster, you can stop trolling and false flagging now. Don't you have your wife's son to take care of btw?
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is there a way for me to play tgm?
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Are you shitting me that I played one hour of speedrunners, ranked up, came back and this tetris block is still going?
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>>181912464
you can play 1 and 2 on pc fine through mame, but i've always struggled finding a reliable way to play tgm3 on pc
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>>181912503
uraniumanchor went on a shivving spree
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>this is so much harder because you can't x
>looks exactly the same to a viewer
tetris is shit
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>>181907301
>couch was terrible
Depends on your point of view.
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>the main event
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Tetris is 100x better without proto talking
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tgm3 is so much better than 1
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>>181912570
>doesn't know about holds
Nigga what?
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>>181912550
playing the game in the arcade is literally playing it on pc.
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proto has let 50 people follow his twitter since he sat on the couch. good thing he's taking advantage of this promotional event.
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You can now only comment like you are #SGDQ tweet
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>>181912838
Are the credits the same as TGM1 with the invisible stacking?
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he missed the 700 cool when he started choking, rip
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug
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When is text coming back to chat?
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>be covered in body hair with a thick beard
>have a voice like a typical bitch boy

can't win them all I guess
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>he didnt get the requirement
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>>181911205
i feel bad they didnt put that regular lookin ass dude on the stream that was just there to play some 'tris
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>>181913160
when the trannies leave
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A 2.5-hour block with only about 30 minutes of actual gameplay.

What a fucking waste of time.
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Someday we'll wake up. We'll wake up from this horrible nightmare. And we'll see the sunrise again.
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>>181913160
As soon as the trannies go to bed.
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>>181913197
unironically this
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Can we hear it for all of our fantastic Tetris runners?
>Audio Dies
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check out /r/speedrun lol
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i detected some scorn in proto's face. What's he mad about?
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>>181913160
They're looking for the creator of written language so GDQ can ask them to tell their subs to stop using it to harass trans people.
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>hgss 180k viewers
>start of tetris 130k viewers
>end of tetris 100k viewers
rip kevin
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>>181913194
*Grade requirement
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>>181912992
Good to see all the talented and beautiful women running Tetris tonight! GDQ's diverse staff and participants really gives me hope <3 @sdgq2017
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did botw get added??
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>>181913279
I'd be fucking pissed if I was Proto.
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I feel bad for Kevin, even though i stopped caring about tetris blocks since last GDQ. But staff have been dogshit at handling this event efficiently like usual
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>>181913304
everyone's seen tetris the last 8 times it was at GDQ. the shock value of "WOAH INVISIBLE BLOCKS" wore off incredibly quickly.
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>>181913276
so many words to say so little
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>>181913279
Didn't get a mic to commentate.
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oh look now that the trannies fuck off they unlock the chat
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Press F for Kevin at GDQ.
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>zelda one of the biggest blocks for donations
>schedule it for late prime time in america (biggest audience)
>insane set up times pus it to 2:30am
>lose out on lodsadosh
How upset is uyama right now?
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>tetris ends
>emote only mode turned off
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lol 80k viewers now
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>>181913476
No worries, (((Anonymous))) never sleeps.
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>>181913501
Accurate
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>>181913501
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>>181913501
It's one of those "the longer you stare the funnier it gets" things.
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>>181913501
very grotesque, really captures the insidious personality that is protoprince.
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>>181913501
Looks like a humanized koopa kid. Accurate.
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>>181912228
He could have, it would have just required resetting. He just wanted to make sure he finished under estimate.
>>181912438
Stop that naughty behavior.
>>181913551
I genuinely laugh whenever I hear anonymous donations without any comments.
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>>181913476


>down to 78K viewers for a game that should be prime time slot.

Bravo, Uyama.
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Less than 2 minutes later, LTTP is up and ready.
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wow zelda started in about 5mins after tetris
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They should have more of these games where staff cant be retarded enough to do hour long setup times for them.
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Tetris block was a disaster but at least it did not waste as much time as Pokemon HG did.
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>that potato joke
ahahahahaha
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If this shit can pass for speedrunning, Bloodborne deserves a second chance.

Bring back Bloodborne, make Yharnam great again.
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That was awful. And i'm dying.
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>>181913806
sabotage no doubt, perhaps kevin was being too transphobic by existing.
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>>181913803
too bad he didnt finish
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This run is actually enjoyable. Good shit.
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>All Dungeons (Swordless)
Why does every fucking game I watch has an arbitrary category?
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>>181913279
>Get shit for danSexy
>long af setup
>partner kai gets s4 in the 8way race
>pairs up and gets s4 again while obviously expecting more like top <15% of practice
>kevin doesnt make it to 1200 shirase and commentates the whole thing making them look like scrubs
>kevin doesnt make it to 800 whoch was his expectation of a good run for no hold
>kevin failed to get invisible roll
All this while chat spammed DansGame at the trans/agender and ResidentSleeper during setup forever and the only PogChamps are during Kevins runs
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Stream is now full of bros.
over 9000% improvement in quality.
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>>181913926
not as long as retards still run on original patch. It needs to be run on current patch and there's not enough skips and no dupe to break shit open on current patch.
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>>181913805
If they started ALTTP at 9pm Eastern they'd probably have broken $900k by the end of the Zelda block

Instead they'll be lucky if they break $800k
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Patty on the couch gives this run a little bit of life.
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>>181914013
Because the regular categories have already been run to death so they think they need to add 'challenges' to them to make the runs seem more interesting. They don't understand that people enjoy just watching the games be done as optimally as possible.
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>>181914020
What game do you run?
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>entire frame is cis white males
>nintendo game
finally watchable again
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>>181914020
damn cunt deserved it, it's probably stroking its monstrous veiny cock to relieve itself of not being the centre of gravity of our solar system.
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What time is Zelda 2?
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Wow. It really is amazing how the second the screen isn't filled with trannies, you get actually enjoyable runs and commentary.
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>>181914248
4amEST
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>>181914058

There's a dude who can beat the game in under 2 hours without taking a single hit or dying. I think that's more than enough qualification for a basic any% run with a bonus donation from the runner/couch if he makes it hit/deathless
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>>181914248
3:56am (EST)
>>
Make GDQ cis again!
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>zelda segment
>no narcissa wright

uhhm sexist much?
>>
>interrupts the transition
BANNED
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>even the announcer is a cis het ablebodied neurotypical white male

THANK GOD
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>the entire tetris block setup took 144 minutes
>the entire tetris block runs took 28 minutes
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>>181914453
sexist AND transphobic
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WHEN
IS
BREATH OF THE WILD?
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>>181914324
I just don't think they'll take it again without any crazy brokenness that people expect from the games, and the retardeda mount of loading from the last attempt was likely enough to get it blacklisted for a year or three.
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Andy?
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>>181914663
Okay nevermind.
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based rk
>>
based andy
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>>181914305
Trannies are incredibly desperate to take ownership of hobbies that they have convinced is rightfully theres. The respective communities will fight against such a blatant intrusion and deny their nefarious motives any form of satisfaction. Some may think they're winning but the recent events to take place around proto just goes to show that there is less tolerance for their petulant and reprehensible behaviour. One day at a time.
>>
based audio crew
>>
shout
out
to
the
tech
crew
for
being
so
cheap
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>>181914516
Actually the runs took 44 minutes, the schedule didn't include the bonus runs they did which were Rev Mode, Shirase No Hold and Master Mode. Regardless that's still one atrocious time for the set-up.
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Breath of the Wild is a shitty game.
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what is with andy and those pugs
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15 minutes in and this run has the best cohesion between the runner couch and announcer of any run this event. It's like looking through a portal to the past
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>>181914516

Actually the runs took 44 minutes, the schedule didn't include the bonus runs they did which were Rev Mode, Shirase No Hold and Master Mode. Regardless that's still one atrocious time for the set-up.
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>>181914816
dont you mean its like a link to the past
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I just woke up. Did protonarcissist took advantage of camera spotlight to stir controversy but everything's fine because he's a tranny and therefore in agreement with GDQ's political agenda?
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>>181914816
>>181914851
missed opportunity or perhaps intentional.
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>>181914516
Actually the runs took 44 minutes, the schedule didn't include the bonus runs they did which were Rev Mode, Shirase No Hold and Master Mode. Regardless that's still one atrocious time for the set-up.
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>>181914631
please respond
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>>181914858
Well he did kiss that other tranny on stream. Does that count?
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>>181914828
>>181914905
Don't bully, I wrote like a retard the first time so it bugged me enough to fix it.
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>>181914828
>>181914905
Don't bully, I wrote like a retard the first time so it bugged me enough to fix it.
>>
>>181914631
>>181914909
Never. Please delete your real life save file.
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>>181914950
Sorry friendo, I thought you were memeing and tried to help.
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>>181914828
>>181914905
Don't bully, I wrote like a retard the first time so it bugged me enough to fix it.
>>
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I can't take the word "transition" seriously
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Things likely to happen at next year's AGDQ.
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>Allows me to transition right
Unlike those tetris runners
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>>181914516
Actually the runs took 44 minutes, the schedule didn't include the bonus runs they did which were Rev Mode, Shirase No Hold and Master Mode. Regardless that's still one atrocious time for the set-up.
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>>181915068
>kevin is banned from future gdq's
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>>181915068
revolution 60 speedrun
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>>181915068
"welcome to the start of our 10-hour tetris grandmaster block!"
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Are they going to ban him for fatshaming?
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>>181915068
Five trannies.
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>>181915057
Remember gaming?
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>>181915068
everyone on screen right now is banned
there's going to be an 8 hours block of tetris featuring 1 hour of gameplay
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>>181915181
Just got banned for this
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>>181915068
one of the trannys mass murder suicides
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>>181915162
Are those 10 hours with the setup time already included?
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In b4 this runner and the entire couch is banned for calling her the "fat fairy"
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>thicc is banned
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>>181915175
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>>181915232
nope
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>>181915239
being this new
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>>181915239
fat is banned too
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>>181915068
Stepmania makes a return.
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>>181915068
Animal Crossing 100% vs AGDQ
What will be completed first?
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>>181915239
everything is banned
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THEY ASSUMED THE BIRD'S IDENTITY.

BANNED.
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I actually really enjoy this alttp run so far.
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Why can't every run just be fun like this.
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>>181915068
>an actually hilarious runner with a run gets banned because 'think of my sensibilities' says the Youtube sockpuppet damage control
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>>181915068
Chat is emote only the whole event
TGM crew picks up ANOTHER tranny
More popular games are running arbitrary categories
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>no trannies in sight
>decent run
Surely coincidence.
>>
The chokes
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>speedrun
>streamer isn't a sperglord
alttp is magical
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>>181915504
>chokes
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>>181915504
At least his couch played it off well and actually made a funny comment
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>no trannies
>normal lads with some funny bants
>actual great run

HMMMM
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>>181915421
because fun gets banned, expect to see andy banned like bonesaw for having a fun run
>>
I, for one, love our collective overlords
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>>181915561
And the announcer.
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>people having fun playing a video game
>runner actually speedruns and keeps it interesting when he fucks up
>they're not completely socially inept and don't try to force horrible banter

wow it's almost like a good run is that easy
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>>181915576
So what you're saying is they're all banned?
>>
>BLUUUGH!
>>
As someone that hasn't watched speedruns in a while, what happened to zoasty?

I hope I remembered his name correctly.

>>181915582
Bonesaw was banned? For what?
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>>181915507
I'm fighting sleep to watch it. Worth it.
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>>181915686

For making Owen Wilson and Air Canada jokes.
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>>181915686
pretty sure hes doing the super metroid run
>>
>Ableist jokes

BANNED
>>
is andy playing with himself
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>>181915727
Oh he is. Nice. Thanks, dude.
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>>181915686
A Jak and Daxter run that made fun of Owen Wilson for a great deal of the run. Oddly enough, it wasn't Bonesaw doing the majority of the commenting.

There was also him telling people to tweet Air Canada for delaying his flight. As a joke.

GDQ took it seriously and tweeted Canada Air to which they tweeted back confused.
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>I can fix this transition by jumping off of a mountain

What are these guys getting at?
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>Since we've already seen this part can I read some donations?

>>>/wsg/1768128 (You)
>>>/wsg/1768128 (You)
>>>/wsg/1768128 (You)
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>>181915846
very subtle bants
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>>181915686
He said "fuck" a couple times during a marathon run
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>>181915810
Oh, holy fuck, I think I remember watching that run. It's a bit of an old run, isn't it?

It was hilarious as fuck.
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>>181915846
RIP Andy, he's going to get the bonesaw treatment
>>
oh no he's a goner
>>
>>181915974
At least he's going out with a bang.
>>
to tra- to go past.
>>
Haha i love how he corrected himself from "transition" to "go past"
>>
burn
>>
Wait why would they ban Andy?
>>
How will BotW ever recover?
>>
>>181916134
cosmo at agdq2018
>>
>>181916126

People are just shitposting
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>>181916126
he has fatshamed, and been transphobic and the run isnt half over
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>>181916126
they ban all good streamers
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>>181916126
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>>181916187
*this does not include if they transition and change their handle
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>>181916152
You literally just resumed the entire thread;
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>>181916151
Who?
>>
>WAOW
bonesaw 2.0
it's over already
>>
>>181916163
how was he transphobic?
>>
Andy pls you nail those hovers all the time in practice
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>>181916276
there is no chance at all that anyone on screen right now wont be banned.
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>>181916036
>>181916054
>>181916281
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>>181916268
some guy
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>>181916281
pay attention cukc
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>>181916387
no
>>181916353
weeeew
hahhahahahahaah
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>>181916281
He's having a fun run without a girl(male) present
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>>181916151
Lol m2k
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Patrick is the best
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>>181916245
Worked for Caitlyn Jenner, so it should work for cucks as well.
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>>181916281
he told all trannies that they should jump off a mountain in order to fix themselves
>>
Genuinely funny moments

How many years has it been?
>>
>>181916652
2017
>>
>>181916652
4
>>
>>181916652
well bonesaws run was exactly 1 year ago
>>
>>181916652
Every event has had at least one run that was genuinely entertaining

Usually it's awful games done quick or anything with blechy on the couch
>>
this is the first one i feel i am genuinely enjoying watching.
>>
this is the best run I've seen so far
>>
why are there moonrunes covering the screen someone pls help
>>
>>>/wsg/1767903
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>>181916652
FUCKING NIGGERS
>>
>tfw missed the first 30 minutes of this run
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>>181916652
>>
>>181916825
bummer
>>
>>181916652
sega bass fishing at agdq was great and that was current year
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>>181916825
>tfw missed the tetris setup block
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>tfw fun was never banned
>it's just difficult to be entertaining in front of 100k people
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>>181916328
Owen Wilson jokes?
>>
>admitting that the power glove joke isn't funny anymore

Keeps getting better
>>
did he just get a warning over his headset?
>>
>>181916921
wow
>>
whats the funny dude on the couches name/twitter
>>
Andy's gonna die, I swear.
>>
Andy seems like the easiest person to please.
>>
>>181916921
waow
>>
>>181916939
ACTIVATE IT
>>
>>181916979
waow
>>
>>181916989

Patrick/pcull, recommend watching pretty much any gdq run with him in it.
>>
@RonWhite We are so, so sorry for this #SGDQ
>>
Goddamn i wanna hang out with these guys
>>
someone give me the quick rundown on why there's only 1-2 entertaining runs in an entire week
>>
>>181917113
the majority used to be this good. yea.
>>
>>181917104
How gay.
>>
>>181916126
they ban you if your run entertains people
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I got thrown out of a bar in New York City. Now when I say I got thrown out of a bar, I don't mean someone asked me to leave, and we walked to the door together, and I said, "Bye, everybody, I gotta go." Six bouncers hurled my ass out of a nightclub like I was a Frisbee
>>
PMG(b) better get banned for having sex on cam
>>
>>181917113
not everyone can be an entertainer and the majority of people are out of their element when trying to follow the rules, do a run, and joke around at the same time
>>
>>181917113
GDQ tries their hardest to ban fun. But there's always a few that slip through the cracks, and that the people are way more lenient during the graveyard shift.
>>
>>181917113
At least there was only one bad run.
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>>181907113
>speedrunning a game that literally never ends
>>
How did PMG and sjws get into gdqs in the first place. wtf
>>
>>181917275
Which one?
>>
>>181917275
We're overdue for one
>>
THREATENING THE STAFF
>>
>>181917275
>>181917328
Probably HGSS lol
>>
who is we
>>
>>181917342

ribbedkilla isnt staff. he is an oldboi g
>>
Which tranny is this crew going to run train on after this run?
>>
>>181917407
You.
>>
>>181917407

andy
>>
>>181917407
UGLY DUMB
TRANNY SCUM
>>
>>181917321
that would be silly. which is why they ran TGM.
>>
>>181917407
i heard narcissa went there just to get some dick on her ass
>>
Holy shit how technically challenging are these clips / glitches?
>>
>>181917569
fairly challenging. Most of them aren't complex once they're done though, you learn a handful of clips and you're set really, it's not softlocking or hardlocking your game once you're zipping that's the real challenge, not to diminish the insane shit andy's doing.
>>
Can someone please BAN this runner?
>>
jesus christ I haven't laughed this hard all week

pcull based af
>>
Even though this run is entertaining, /v/eddit will treat it like the holy grail of runs and overhype the shit out of it
>>
>>181917702
please? I have a smile on my face this is unacceptable
>>
GOD BLESS THIS RUN
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>he left
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>>181917798
stop gatekeeping. whats wrong with people enjoying things that you also enjoy?
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>>181917702
i know right, too many microaggressions, my son(daughter) is literally shaking from his insensitive attitude.
>>
>>181917798
hey, reddit
>>
is this run reddit or not? I need to know what to think
>>
>>181917916
it's not, enjoy it.
>>
>>181917916
patty is my boy
>>
>>181917916
yes
>>
>>181917916
MAYBE
>>
>>181917916
>literally all white guys

No
>>
>>181917916
Yes, puns are THE most reddit form of humour.
>>
>>181917916
PATTY IS MY BOY
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>>181917916
he's reaching a bit
>>
>>181917984
Puns are more tumblr.
>>
>>181917916

not at the moment but it will be tomorrow and for the rest of time after tonight
>>
>>181917916
>le potato xD
what do you think
>>
>>181917916
There's nothing but white cis males having a good time. Not really an ideal candidate for reddit tier runs.
>>
https://clips.
twitch.
tv/BlightedFastCroquettePMSTwin
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>>181918082
is it still bad if its ironic?
>>
>>181918037
Unless the runner couch or announcer are banned, then it will hailed as one of the best runs ever.
>>
>>181917916
Patty is a literal lets player and is the pinnacle of Reddit.
>>
>>181917916
Zelda is the most reddit series ever
>>
I love this
>>
Even the donations have been entertaining. What is going on with this run?
>>
>>181918107
irony is the lowest form of wit
>>
>>181911449
actually gdlk
>>
these guys have made a few funny jokes but tbqh they think they're a lot funnier than they actually are

i think they're going over well because compared to all the other social outcasts running games and commentating, they're the cool kids
>>
>>181918180
but that's all 4chan is about
>>
where gannon fight
>>
pretty good run
>>
Puns are the lowest form of humor, but other than the puns the run was pretty good.
>>
this makes up for the lack of bonesaw
>>
>>181918217
i hope you learnt something from this interaction today
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>>181918135
I have no doubt it will make the list for top 5 GDQ runs of all time on reddit
>>
>>181918270
STOP LIKING THINGS I LIKE REEEEEEE
>>
When's that MM blindfolded meant to be? It's been on 1mil for days now
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This run was worse than Pokemon. My wife's daughter (son) is literally shaking!
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>>181918265
The old man in me has started to love puns.
>>
What game is bonesaw running next year?
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>>181918296
the regular run is the second-to-last run of the marathon, so whenever that ends
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>People clapping without the announcer saying Can I get a round of applause for the runner

I don't understand
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So will these guys actually be banned? They were worse than bonesaw to me.
I also enjoyed them the most so far, so I guess it's a done deal.
>>181918267
How so?
>>
>>181918267

Bonesaw is there, he was on the couch (without a mic) for SH2.
>>
>Buncha friends having fun
>Funny donations
>Friendly back and forths
>0 trannies in sight

I had a mere glimpse into when GDQ was good, it's a shame it's all down hill from here
>>
>>181918296
That's bits. And they said that for every bit that gets donated, they'll put 1 cent to the charity. So people don't give a shit about the bits.
>>
>>181918373
Why they were worse than the BS run?
>>
webm of that NOW
>>
>>181918169
The staff made an executive decision to redeem themselves after their catastrophic tranny placation hour.
>>
>>181918373
>suggesting you should jump off a mountain to fix your transition

Yeah, they're banned rest in RIP. It was worth it, though.
>>
>>181918439
Didn't you hear them making fun of retarded people all the way through the run?
>>
>>181918534
No you do not.
>>
>>181918439
They told trannies to jump from a mountain.
>>
>>181918534
don't you mean potatomagicalgirl lol
>>
>>181918507
I was fixing the pipes in my mother's house, i came home recently.

I just want to know the topics they were laughing about
>>
>>181918296
bits are just an alternative donation method, it's the exact same as donating regular money only you're not eligible for prizes and ahve to pay $1.40 for $1.00 in bits, so twitch gets a huge cut. 500k was a ludicrous starting amount, dunno why they jumped so high immediately after (like 5 minutes before that game's incentive closed I might add) instead of slowly scaling for smaller incentives.
>>
>>181918445
>>
yay feasel
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>>181909107
Delete this or a tranny might see this statement and kill itself.
>>
>>181918658
his asshole is prolly loose as fuck from baddragons dildoes
>>
Literally only minutes of setup time! Amazing!
>>
>>181918691
just goes to show how incompetent trannies are
>>
>>181918580
Tbh, nothing was explicit enough that I could see them justify a ban.
But you never know. Around trannies watch your fannies.
>>
>>181918682
Why you have to shit on my dreams, man?
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>>181918628
my boy
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>>181918265
Puns are good when they're well thought out or just the right kind of intentional shitty, which usually isn't the case in GDQ.
>>
tfw you loved Zelda 2 as a kid and then had to learn that so many people shit on it much later in life
>>
>>181918627
someone cut out his face and overlay it over that one webm of that chick with the bouncy tits.
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>>181918627
what did he mean by this? Is he shaking his head in disapporval at the "thicc" meme?
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>>181918765
The hate has tapered off. It comes in cycles.
>>
>>181918779
That's a lot of work and beyond my expertise. I just cut videos like a butcher.
>>
>>181918734
hey you are the one that wants proto's shit on your dick
>>
>>181918845
No that's not me.
>>
>>181918765
I'd hope by now that most people realize that it isn't actually a bad video game in comparison to so many NES games
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>>181918627
>>
>>181918843
I'd do it but I'm at work right now, maybe in 7 hours.
>>
Isn't this the game where you can hire prostitutes?
B A N N E D
A
N
N
E
D
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>>181918725
Since feminists aren't attractive enough to get themselves a man for them to nag 24/7, they just ruin all the male hobbies, fuck that PC shit
>>
>>181918878
problem is that people judge it as a zelda game, which it basically isn't
>>
>>181907113
so I skipped out on tetris after the 1hour+ prep time fuckery, what all went down?

caught the lttp stuff though, Bonesaw's spirit lives on
>>
>>181908960
trannies
>>
>>181918953
tranny stuff
>>
>>181918930
prostitution is EMPOWERING
>>
>>181914858
Of course he did. What did you expect?
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>set up bot to spam my emotes in sgdq chat
>10 new subs this week
>haven't streamed since the event started
>>
>>181918942
still not really a fair judgement on it when 30 years ago the only thing you had to compare it to was the first zelda before zelda was an established franchise
>>
>>181919237
it isn't, but that's how it is in retrospect
>>
so did the stream go down or what
>>
>>181918783
he was shaking his head after listening to potato puns from a donation
>>
can someone fill me in on this protomagicdude diaper shit?
>>
>>181919119
>exploding kneecaps

>>181919343
Fine on my end. Try refreshing.
>>
FUCK ANDY AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
>>
>>181919449
I've been refreshing for about 20 minutes, it just cuts in and out, not my internet speed either. Fucking hate twitch, garbage service that shits the bed 24/7
>>
>>181919470
>>
>>181919470
FUCK HILLARY AND FUCK PEOPLE OF COLOR
>>
>>181918975
I found a youtube vid of Kevin's stuff, he fucked up every single attempt lmao

christ what a huge waste of time that all was, I hope they learn their lesson and take a break like TASbot did, also maybe excommunicate those malformed trogs from the tetris scene, disgusting to look at that hooknose ham-hock arm waving kool aid colored hair jew fro having ass dirty diaper loving pants pissing transfreak
>>
how does this place manage to be worse than /v/.
>>
>>181919901
pathetic obsessed freaks.
>>
>>181919505

Its your end dude, twitch moved to amazons CDN shit a few years ago. I can guarantee you if you'r experiencing issues its got nothing to do with them.
>>
>>181919948
>>181919901
fuck off trannies
>>
>>181919948
i mean i think trannies are annoying too but this general is literally nothing but complaining about trannies. post like this >>181919727 are more cringey than anything at the gdq itself.
>>
>>181919727
>hooknose ham-hock arm waving kool aid colored hair jew fro having ass dirty diaper loving pants pissing transfreak
took the words out of my mouth
>>
>>181919959
I just don't understand how. No issues on netflix, no issues on pingtest, testmynet, no issues connecting to 4chan, no issues even watching the stream on my phone, just my PC. annoying as a motherfucker because I haven't given a shit about anything up UNTIL this zelda block and it's been unwatchable since the last half hour of lttp.
>>
>>181920027
>>181920034
im talking about the freaks that frequent this general daily obsessing over runners spamming irrelevant shit about them and lying about them non stop
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>>181919546
is that a fat tranny
>>
This general is basically the samandtolki reddit mixed with some /pol/.

/v/ has been better than this place for a very long time.
>>
>>181920110
that's my grandma you transphobic faggot
>>
HAHAHAHA GET IT HE SAID IT WAS HARD BUT IT'S REALLY EASY HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO LOOK
god damn that's the most over-fucking-done joke but every 30 year old fucker STILL makes it.
>>
>trannies come to /vg/ to tell how /v/ is better than /vg/
WTF?
>>
>they removed emotes
>>
>>181920149
I think /vg/'s gdq threads had more active posters during 2013-2015 but lost most to /v/ and the rest just abandoned speedrunning all together
>>
>>181920110
Andy Milonakis.
>>
>>181920054
have you tried using something like livestreamer, streamlink, mpv+youtube-dl, etc
>>
>>181920229
I unironically believe ProtoPrince posts here.
>>
>>181920229
funny thing is they hate trannies even more in /v/
>>
>>181919727
>hooknose ham-hock arm waving kool aid colored hair jew fro having ass dirty diaper loving pants pissing transfreak

You're my best friend now
>>
>>181920456
I used livestreamer last year and ran into the same issues, it's something to do with my connection TO twitch, but I know it's not on my end due to my internet not taking the slightest hit when I connect. And stuff usually connects okay for 15 minutes, theni t starts dying and it takes a day or two for it to get fixed then it's another 15 minutes of smooth sailing. I tried everything from setting the connection to 120p thinking I was throttled, to using an entirely different computer I borrowed from a friend, to no avail. Don't know why it just refuses to connect on PCs. My phone, like I said, works just dandy, PS4 shits the bed too but that app is awful, it overscans to an insane degree.
>>
Prove that Proto likes diapers. You can't.
>>
*uncomfortable silence*
>>
Prove that Proto doesn't like diapers. You can't/.
>>
this enemy is actually called "fucking niggers"
>>
Tbh, should ban him just to show dominance. Shouldn't have brought it up.
>>
POST PICS OF EDOBEAN!!!
>>
>I don't want to be banned from the event
Will he be banned?
>>
>>181921125
They told him just before the run started that it would be his last
>>
was this game trying to give people seizures what the fuck
>>
This guy was alright. :)
>>
>>181921023
Close, it's actually "nigger fokker"
>>
>>181921246
Yes. Just like Pokémon.
My mom disallowed me from watching it thinking it was giving people problems with seizures. Not giving people with seizures problems.

It's dumb.
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>Fokka
>a jumping Fokka
>a blue Fokka

Expected something worse, honestly.

Good run though. Enough of those and they'll actually be back on schedule.
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>>181921109
you will never have this
>>
>the beard stroking attention whore is back

how is he not banned?
>>
>>181921509
is she just getting wider?
>>
$150 (((anonymous))) donation with meme message
wow!
>>
>>181921509
Does he have a literal neckbeard?
>>
Fat guy with the beard is so proud of it. Look how thin that shit is on his cheeks. Should be embarrassed desu
>>
>>181921629
she likes the feeling of it against her massive swollen tits
>>
>>181921509
nice mei cosplay!

new thread plz
>>
>>181908214
underrated post
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Put a guy with a horrible speech impediment on the mic..?

Why though?
>>
>>181921901
They don't have to pay him.
>>
>>181921901
He does it for free.
>>
what the fuck times did they have?
>fifty forty fifty two fifty forty
nigga WHAT
>>
>third racer bowed out because of how late this got pushed back.

Based third racer
>>
>>181922115
being kukt is based?
>>
what are the differences between regular and DX? I had the regular one but an illegal cuban kid stole it. Florida is shit.
>>
>>181922625
theres no such thing as an illegal cuban in the US. We become citizens as soon as we touch dry land.
>>
>>181922625
basically a re-release and some bugfixes so it looks nice on gbc.
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>it's another race that is effectively over in the first minutes episode
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>>181922779
You also make delicious sandwiches
>>
>>181922625
>>181922798
Oh and the photographer minigame, forgot about that cause NO ONE EVER USED IT. There's also a color dungeon, which gives you a defense or power upgrade when beaten, which also lets you bug the game out which i'm surprised they don't make use of in the run, since it's not that lengthy of a setup.
>>
>>181922625
GaMe Is In CoLoUr
>>
WHAT WERE THE BEST SPEED (fast) RUNS of 2017 SGDQ?
>>
>>181923234
Freedom Planet
>>
>>181923234
alttp
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=t8FBDsfON-c
>>
>766 replies
>past bump limit
>page 8

rip
>>
>>181922779
doesn't mean you aren't scum. and my memory was wrong he was Peruvian.
>>
>>181915243
I'm gonna marry Zoast!
>>
His name was MrMouton
>>
>>181923304
You mean the Bix Nood runner one?
>>
NEW THREAD

>>181923867
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>>181923234
Rocky and Bullwinkle.
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>>181922185
Self respect.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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