/srg/ - speedrunning general

>>181847816
>>181847821
lul

>>181847946
not that one

nice frame perfect dual thread though

This one doesn't have a /v/ picture so lets use this one

>>181848042
Couldn't find one in the catalog, oh well this one looks comfy.

let the thread died, just like gdq let the pokemon HGSS run die because the runner fucked up THREE FUCKING TIMES

>>181847946
this one was posteed earlier, also better picture.
>>181848042
Not frame perfect, the other 1 was made 5 posts after this one

>>181848207
What game do you run?

Oh that's right, it doesn't matter because kiezacantrun ate a big dick on his run

>>181848214
so like, ocarina of time frame perfect

>that pokemon hg run
lmao

>>181848207
WHAT GAME DO YOU RUN THO?

>>181848207
He still finished under estimate.
>>181848334
Nice contribution to the thread.

>>181848214
>Not frame perfect, the other 1 was made 5 posts after this one
assuming 4chin runs at 1fps and can handle several requests per second it was frame perfect

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aperturegrillz a cute

I'd totally go on a pleasant date with him

>>181848379
I'm impressed you're still posting this. It's also funny how you refuse to state what game you play. It's almost like you don't actually run a game.
>>181848380
That's the question to be asking.

>>181848529
I run baten kaitos 100%, what do you run?

>>181848379
i currently speedwatch all interviews with proto

>>181848596
nice edit, now post the original

>>181848391
actually, it most likely pools everything it recieves and then batch posts it at a set interval, likely serveral times per second. An earlier post would still be processed by the server before the later ones, but you would recieve the feedback as an enduser at the same time for all those posts.

> don't deadname me

BANNED

based micheal uyama, his recovery from 4 years of mono looks great, he's even gained weight

>that pokemon hg run
lmao

deja vu

what took you lazy ding dongs so long to make the thread

>>181848912
Not only was the run one of the most viewed runs of the marathon, it was also one of the ones that made the most money for charity. Oh, and it was also incredibly well received in most communities.

>>181848597
nice meme myfriend, maybe if you keep posting it, someone else will catch on. Don't ever give up, only you yourself can do it.

*flies high above it all and bird laughs*

that heart gold run was so fucking shit LMAO

>>181848912
>run
has to finish to be called a run, so it wasn't a speedrun, more like a speed"partial playthrough"

This runner talks a lot but doesn't say much

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Dang this guy is already fucking up! LMAO!

>>181849228
>""""communities"""[citation not present]

>anon $500 donation
Dude Nice

*yawn*

whens edobean

>>181849593
Hopefully never.

>>181848529
What game do YOU play?

didn't this dude run this at a previous marathon like ESA and competely choked it but was still really charming so nobody hated him

>>181849338
What game do you run?
>>181849573
If you actually were a part of the community you'd know the various sites that discuss the marathon. However, since you don't actually run a game, you have no idea of these sites.

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>>181849593
If I see one of your thristy fucks post about that goblin again

I'm almost certain that gdq is some kind of fraud.

GET MR GLITCHLESS TO THE COUCH

>>181849778
It's not like they haven't mentioned when this happened almost a dozen times now but it's ok you have a learning disability so I understand it can be difficult for you to follow grown up conversations.

>>181849880
there is no "the community" for speedrunning but nice try

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>>181849928
sod off wanker

>>181849928
how did that brainless grind monkey get his hands on a gun? he's going to have to shoot it 100,000 times before he hits his target and there's no way he can afford that much ammo because he's a NEET chav lmao

>>181849359
that pretty much sounds like every witty english man out there.
like ricky gervais, he talks a lot but strangely enough doesnt say much

>>181850047
I only just got here neckbeard simple yes would've done

>>181849928
>>181850076
>>181850126
obsessed samefag freak out

>>181850280
*banshee screeches*

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>tfw even Chibi has a gf

>>181850312
out unfunny faggot

>>181850429
*polices the thread*

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>>181850357

>using external programs to crash the game
So is this tool asisted?

is that bubblesdelfuego on the far right?

Mike's not dead
wow

>tfw no Protomagical"""""""girl"""""""friend

>>181848796
No most likely it takes posts continually but doesn't send a server wide update of the contents until set intervals.

It's the simplest distributed system really. And 4chan doesn't realistically need much.

>>181848529
Why should I state what game I run when you won't state what game you run?

>>181850786
He even managed to get even fatter despite his """""life-threatening mono"""""

>>181850742
yes

>>181850357
she has a dick so it doesn't count

>proto
She's starting to sound like a girl compared to last time I heard her.
What a nightmare she has put herself in though. Can't imagine how bad GD must be that trannies put themselves through this.

>>181850478
pathetic faggot that no one cares for and gets baited everytime without fail

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>>181851005
you don't understand mike's hardship okay???

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First try trick with sound from before 4chan took a dump.

>>>/wsg/1767253
>>>/wsg/1767253
>>>/wsg/1767253

>>>/wsg/1767253
Banned for showing emotion not related to transitioning.

>>181850857
That's what I meant, you just said it better than me.

does "zipless" mean that he isn't going to do that trick he kept fucking up on that one time?

>>181851049
Is Chibi's girlfriend really a man?

Doesn't mono last like 4 weeks at most? Who would even kiss that fat Asian fuck?

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>>181851146
"she/her"

>>181851179
what game was this?

>>181851405
It was ultramono

>>181851247
from what has said at the beginning, yes.

>>181851179
What's the fucking point to do not let webm to be uploaded with fucking sound?????

>>181851146
proto suicide when

Michael Yamaha actually showed up? Wow.

>>181851120
>you will never earn tens of thousands of dollars just from sitting on a couch once a year

>>181851487
>what game was this?
Ratchet and clank. Was a dummy clip that's low %.

>>181851247
yes, and it's objectively the best category.

>>181851061
>Can't imagine how bad GD must be that trannies put themselves through this.

It goes like this.
Person not getting enough attention. Is trans.
Tells everyone they're trans.
Their only defining characteristic is that they're trans.
They try to take down an emote that's used by a GAY streamer, who is known for being a decent streamer and not that he's gay.

Muh oppression.

>>181851603
> tens of thousands of dollars
> [citation needed]

>>181851405
Uyama had mono goy, just ignore the fact that it would be the longest ever recorded case by years and accept the truth. Make sure to donate more money.

>>181851813
Better than you, someone who forms an identity around hating that person.

>>181851146
> His employer.
Proof that SJW cucks don't know anyone else other their their own clique.

HE DID IT AGAIN

>>181851146
gimme a speedy rundown on this

>(((Uyama))) laughs and pretends to think the crash is not a big deal while he jots down Hennejoe on his ban list

>>181851990
What's funny is Dan is his own employer

His network of content creators isn't going to fucking fire him LOL

>>181851146
Who are they refering to?
A public person?

>>181851940
Fuck off, proto

>>181851990
If they knew anything about Sevadus they wouldn't even try. Sevadus would laugh in their faces even harder than Dan would. Dan's a nice guy. Sev doesn't give a fuck.

>>181851940
What. Not that guy but come on. Anon here isn't forming his identity at all. He's anonymous.
Even if he said this he just has opinions. Which in some sense forms his identity but it's not in the sense you put it where it's a major characteristic.
>>181852097
I laughed out loud.

>audio person wastes time donating instead of fixing audio probelms

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Literally every PC game is crashing.

Wouldnt surprise me if the system is some sponsored pre-built garbage that has no drivers updated.

Holy shit. Uyama gets fatter every year. Dude's gotta weigh 275 by now.

>>181851915
He's an employee of GDQ LLC and gets "consultant fees" from the Prevent Cancer Foundation.

>>181852203
32 gigs of ram an i7 and a 1060 though

patheticxgrind

Imagine not submitting marathon unsafe ubisoft ports that crash every 10 minutes

>>181852240
> tens of thousands of dollars
> [citation needed]

>>181852214
He's too busy fighting mono to have time to work, exercise, or eat properly.

>>181852296
It's a good run. Besides, it's easy to prevent this with backup saves.

>>181851813
>gay streamer
What? Dan is gay?
No way. My dreams and hopes, crushed.
>>181852203
Old ass games on windows 10. Who the fuck knows.

Also old PC games aren't known for their stability. Same with PC games in general (though it's not as bad as it used to be).

>>181852283
crashes have nothing to do with specs based retard.

the GPU/CPU cooler is probably set up loose making it overheat or its drivers.

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>>181851895

>>181852203
Most speedrunners usually play on the version the game was shipped on which is usually the buggiest version.

>>181852490
nerd

>>181852547
Play it at 0.5x speed.

>>181852463

Doom 2016 also crashed during the run

>>181852361
He's top dog in charge of GDQ LLC and draws a salary. He definitely makes tens of thousands of dollars a year from this """"job"""".

>>181852463
https://twitter.com/Dansgaming/status/882407135929286656

this event has felt like groundhog day with people posting the same tweets and drama from day one every thread you can't get anything new for your drama thirst

>>181852191
His identity is what he expresses in his post.

>>181852671
>de hippie spacing

Clintstevens is a Max Keeble lookalike whose channel was literally carried by Amaz. He is a vapid, boring, soulless cunt, void of any passion for what he does.

It's actually pathetic and very telling of the general twitch audience that he manages to stay popular.

>>181852680
>>181852982
>>181853119
Interesting, what games do you speedrun?

>that pokemon hg run
lmao

>>181852203
That's the power of corsair

>>181853249
HOly shit fuckin epic rofl

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>be a professional "trans victim"
>see an emote in twitch
>claim its offending you and assaulting you
>try to get a gay man who had cross dressed on his stream before (dansgaming) fired from his streaming network and ruin his livelyhood because you're a thinnskinned manlet in a dress

>wake up
>uyama is there
wat

>>181853491
what game do you speedrun?

>>181853505
In his contract it says that he at least has to show up to pick up his paycheck

>>181853537
not being trans simulator 2k17

>>181851940
> forms an identity around hating that person

You don't have to push ProtoDicks fake narrative here.

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>>181851146
This poor victim did nothing wrong. It was all Dan's fault for not criticizing his fans enough.

>>181853482
now those were they days missy knew her place as cock polisher

>>181853482
does broman even run anything anymore or does he just play destiny and shit and collect his streambux?

>>181853214
Monster Girl Quest Paradox

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>>181853119
hey everyone, Clintstevens here.

DAN

HAHAHAH

DAN BLOWING PROTO THE FUCK OUT

PROTO GONNA KILL HIMSELF

>>181852734
You really took that seriously?

okay thats too far, how dare that monster fucking donate while protomagicalgirl is still being victimized

dansgaming is a shit stream btw he just got there early

>>181853716
He's officially abandoned speedrunning. All he plays is Destiny and now organizes Guardiancon which is a charity event for St. Judes. It was actually really successful.

>>181853537
Tomba 2

>>181854184
i'd really prefer if youd be quiet

>>181854054
Nah it's pretty good. He has good taste in video games.
Sure. If you were a Dan and started now you'd get nowhere but it's not like a Dan couldn't make it in 2012.

shoutout to mums

>>181853992
in what way

>that pokemon hg run
lmao

>>181854054
Compared to other streams his is certainly not shit tier, if you think so you should browse Twitch more, that will change your view, I'd say he is above average.

>>181854495
hg?

What game do you that hg/ss 'run' was top 10 worst of all time

>>181854495
it was hg AND ss
as it, lol, get this, he switched games midway through the "run" (wasnt a run as he didnt complete the game)

>>181854539
oh for sure 99% of streams on twitch are dogshit I don't deny that but I still don't get the cult of personality around the guy he seems boring as fuck every time I see him

>>181854054
I'd rather have a thousands Dansgamings than the cancer ridden Twitch that there is right now

>>181854687
Every popular stream is dogshit. Have to dig to find the good streamers.

>>181854642
he finished ahead of estimate though

>>181854842
there are no good streams

Uyama:
>Remember to keep it family friendly

Need to keep your bosses happy, huh Mike?

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What did he mean by this?

now he needs to ask uyama when the rising zan speedrun is. Now is the perfect time. Come on.

gz on uyama's first speedrun in 4 years

>>181855926
he wants to fug proto

>>181855475
It died ahead of estimate
RIP hg/ss it was an okay let's play

>Uyama actually playing for 30 seconds
This kind of strain will require at least a five-year (paid) hiatus.

>>181855926
he wants edobean to say poyo

>>181855926
he means that as a person who doesn't donate and doesn't go to the events he wants to get a staff member removed. They won't listen.

>>181855986
nah he was running shinobi 3 in 2015. Only for a few hours but he did. I distinctly remember his chat being absolutely filled with jewyama.

>>181855926
HAPPENING

>>181856038
Wow man, take it easy. Mike was tragically misdiagnosed with mono, he's actually living with a very terrible and completely serious unnamed disease that has never been leaked to the public in spite of people somehow knowing about it. He's going to have to live with this totally real, nonfictional disease for the rest of his life. I'd say he's earned his 6 figure income that he makes while doing next to nothing!

>>181855926
OUR GUY!!! THE SAVIOR OF GDQ

>>181856060
Could you imagine the sounds she makes as you thrust your huge throbbing cock up her thicc ass?

>>181856261
He's so brave. He should get double pay this year for the extra strain of sitting on a couch for an hour and holding a controller for 30 seconds.

>>181855926
What does tb have to do with this
This ain't his fight

>>181855926
THIS SCREEN TEARING IS UNFORGIVABLE

I had to step out for a while. Whats the drama TB is twisted about? Protoman?

>>181856668
We don't know yet

fuck this guy tweets too much. TB said something about mods overstepping some days ago.
tho iirc the mod with the whole protodude thing already got removed

so is it garbage again this year?

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>>181855926
>his speedgame runs under 60 FPS

at least TB has an actual illness and deserves his money, jewyama isn't 1/10 the man he is.

>>181856485
Shut your mouth, peasant. TotalBisuit is VERY important and has sway in the gaming community. If he has an opinion on the matter, we should all be paying very careful attention.

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Remember when everyone at GDQ was a twink and not a mentally ill tranny...

>>181856947
it's pretty average for them so far. pretty bad, but nothing terrible yet, except for HG/SS

>>181856929

https://twitter.com/Totalbiscuit/status/882296074324647936

>>181857074
he's actually really shit as a "pc gaming critic" and is all talk with no knowledge

>"""zipless"""

Protoman is one more silly tweet away from a KF thread.

>>181857164
Subbed to slowbeef

>Hugging Mike
Careful so you don't risk catching his unspecified life-threatening illness!

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>>181857164
everyone's favorite attention-seeking internet bandwagoner responded

What's better, a WR on a game no-one runs or an awful time on a game everyone runs?

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>>181857335
RIP Joe and all those people. Got the super AIDS.

>>181857441
he's friends with TB so its not so much bandwagoning as incrowd homour

>>181857441
retsupurae was good come on

>>181857164
>de hippie spacing

poyo

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>>181855926
BAIN?

>>181857548
>was
Yes

Oh boy, yet another episode of "soulless corporate sellout who tries to act animated in order to hide the fact that he's dead inside!" These are my favorite.

>>181857548
then mighty number 9 happened

>>181856485
TB is an educated lawyer and he does argue for things he cares about. It's not so much that it's his games as that he meddles where he sees fit. He generally does get his will through when it's not big companies.

So now we wait as gdq moves from MSF to better aid organizations. Family unfriendly trannies and other undesirable degenerates are banned from gdq. And bonesaw gets rectified by running Jak again this year.
nothing will happen, but a man can dream

when did twitch become frogposting central?

>>181857164
how was the emote made to get attention from gdq when its barely used?

its nowhere near as bad as the moonmoon trash spam whom i am 99% certain told his cult to spam the channel constantly so he can get more viewers/donations/subscribers and leeching off the event.

[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]

>>181857512
Make a list. We need to warn the nation. Quickly.
>>181857872
Bttv added a pepe emote one day and it went from there. Must have been two three years ago now surely.

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>>181857776
maybe you shouldn't be so hard on spike he's a man out of time now

>>181857872
Day 1

Does spikes head just grow from year to year??????

>>181858039
He's really mellowed out once they got rid of the spiders.

gay bubbles

>bubbles with the e-fame vampirism

>>181858012
yes FeelsBadMan, now there's so many different ones spammed all the time

why does that dude's 'girlfriend' have to be there every time he does commentary?

>>181858039
i never noticed how much spike looks like bob ross

>tfw bubbles will never hug you then insert his large dick up your ass

>>181858360
Well he can't speedrun for shit, so he has to think of some way to get more viewers.

Which year tranniversary is it now?

THE DILDO TRANNY IS BACK

Why do they insist on putting these trannys front and center every other run?

[distant bird laughter heard from even higher above it all]

>that pokemon hgss run
rofl

>>181858587
that's not a very nice thing to say about azorae he just like anime and needs a haircut

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>>181858412

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pretty lady on the couch ?

>>181858682
That's just some goth dude.

>>181858682
cosmo

>>181858673
>bubblesdelfuego casts absorb charisma

>>181858682
4 U

[distant bird laughter heard from yet even higher above it all]

>>181858896
>it was ineffective

Third time watching SGDQ, first time viewer. My Germany passed away from viewer. Money goes to kill the cancer, view the cancer. Hype!!!!

>>181858776
cosmo wishes lmao

>>181858981
you forgot POYO~~!!

>>181858682
i dont know but it looks like she/her/herself/xhe wants to kill me

>one hour of the same trick over and over again
nice run

>>181859129
Desu most people don't look happy on the couch.

>>181859054
it was generated

STOP MUMBLING YOU SHITTER

>>181858587
honestly he isn't even adding anything to the run.
why is he on the couch?

*mumbles*

>tfw no tranny gf to celebrate tranniversary with

http://taskinoz.com/gdq/

>>181859252
Don't bully my bf

Why's the guy in the suit gripping his leg like he's trying to keep it under control? Is he trying to resist the urge to kill the people next to him?

>xemophobiac
Ah. They let that through. Why?

Is there any chance having gdq without SWJ scum?

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>>181859413
Fuck you

>>181859349
virus

>>181859426
He's trying to resist the urge to start transitioning.

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GDQ IS DONE
O
N
E

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>>181859668

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>>181859668

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the old times have gone

>>181859668
>he thinks money laundering done quick actually cares about his money

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>>181859668
Nuke it

>>181859668
the tweet that saved the world

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>>181859668

>>181859870
Mmm Adrian

>>181859668
What have i missed?

STOP
FUCKING
MUMBLING

>>181859870
You now remember adrian left the speedrunning community and went to college and has probably gotten spitroasted by chad

>>181860265
this
>>181855926

>>181857271
KF thread was activated, and to no one's surprise: Proto likes adult diapers.

>>181859870
Fuddruckers is pretty good desu.

>>181860349
aka the right thing to do

>>181859668
BAIN?

>>181860265
trannies

>>181859668
i bet hes angry about "my wife's son" donations

>>181860567
has there been a single one read yet? or have they wised up

>>181860669
theyve read 2

>>181860669
yes, they read one. but the 'i love c man' donation topped it

what the fuck is wrong with the couch this game? if they're not going to talk they shouldn't even be there

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>>181860765
>dress up in a suit
>stiffly sit there with your hands awkwardly on your legs
>don't say a fucking word

why is the one dude on the couch in a fucking suit

>>181860669
I've heard two. Wouldn't surprise me if there's more.

>>181861004
>>181861069
Speedrun marathons are srs bzns

>>181861004
>>181861069
You don't know about the Funeral Casual look?

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>>181853695
Is this just because that ugly tranny did that stupid SUPER HOT joke or did more happen?

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>>181860425
holy shit, you weren't joking https://kiwifarms.net/threads/protomagicalgirl-jaret-ross-alexis-eve-ross-littledrummergirl-littledrummerboy.32109/

looks like the (((anonymous))) donations have started pouring in. I guess they're behind where they want to be as far as donation totals go.

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>>181859668
Our guy

>>181860765
They're probably not runners of the game but rather just there to fill space.
No introduction was made right?

>>181861184
Proto has been trying to police every little thing like "transphobic" chat emotes.

>>181861314
Oh, I wasn't aware that was the same person.
I read something about the SNL transvestite picture.

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SAY GOODBYE TO TRANNIES

>>181861413
People were spamming a sub emote from dansgaming where it's a cartoon version of himself with a pink with and what are apparently large breasts (looked like hands to me but w/e)

Proto then got a chat mod to blacklist it

Proto in his infinite wisdom didn't realize he picked a fight with one of the most popular twitch streamers, who's also friends with other big names like totalbiscuit and on top of that is a gay man so proto doesn't get any brownie points for attacking a straight white man.

>couch people have literally not played the game
why.png

>>181861261
KF doesn't disappoint. Like damn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWc5jnhT2LE

>>181862040
I think receding hairline said something about the game and used "WE do x"

Wait I remember this guy. Didn't he try to ask for the incentive before ending the run at agdq this year and nobody told him which option won?

>>181862237
OH YEAH
That other puzzle game run where the announcer was being a cunt

>>181861726
>(looked like hands to me but w/e)
THANK YOU I thought it was just me

>>181862237
Yeah, Azorae is an oldboi so he gets at least one run every event.

>>181861630
except he'll die any day now

>calling gdq computers bad
uh oh
Corsair will remember this

Mercy kill this fucking mumbler already

I'm I'm outta my outta my mind, outta my fucking mind
I'm I'm outta my fucking mind, outta my fucking mind
my my my, im outta my fucking mind, outta my mind mind mind mind
I'm outta my fucking mind, outta my fucking mind

gg golly oh my i was doing fine once upon a time
then my brain left and it didn't say bye

>>181862585
Nah I've seen other people say the same. In fact they probably are supposed to be hands but Dan knew that wouldn't have been an "acceptable" answer and correctly stood his ground instead.

>>181862596
That's not nice tranny.

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Is this some form of mental disability? I can kinda understand middle-aged men wearing deapers due to midlife crisis, but teenagers?

>>181862673
He said the opposite.

>>181862980
shut up

>>181863026
I dunno, when you're a teenager you look at retarded stuff on purpose. Most gore threads are edgy 14 year olds probably.

>donation from zimbabwe
Mike..........

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Yeah this is probably the most boring run of the year

>>181860764
Link to the "i love c man" one?

>>181863357
Sauce on the girl?

>>181863550
>girl
Anon I...

>>181863550
>Girl

>>181862596
He's actually alright now, tumor shrunk to like 4% or something like that

>andy's swordless alttp is in the middle of the night

what the fr*ck thats when i am sleeping!!!

>>181863357
I wish I had a BF as cute as Anzu..

>>181855926
That game ran in 30FPS, TB is going to bring down whoever is responsible?

oh shit wait puwexil is doing crono trigger? maximum comfy. perfect time for a nap. What category is it? the shit gdq site refuses to load for me so I can't see the god damned schedule.

>>181863758
Good news. Hadn't heard that. You're obviously never safe with cancer but still.

puwexil sounds like he's in pain when he talks

>>181863479
it's not on youtube and it was during the twilight princess hd run, so good luck finding it

>>181863758
I'm impressed an internet reviewer can afford years of chemotherapy.

Everyone knows that feeling.
Frankly it felt great though. I enjoyed every game I got so thoroughly back then.

>>181864181
the guy is a walking database, it takes him a moment to organize his thoughts into a cohesive sentence

>>181864340
except Metroid on NES
hated that shit

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>puwexil running chrono trigger
>iceplug reading donations during the run

>>181864238
The world has changed. TB is a fairly wealthy man. Would not surprise me at all if he earns more than he would in a lawyering career.

>>181863728
>>181863641
kill yourselves

>>181861630

Wow will justice actually prevail this time? Will Proto get punished for his bullshit?

>>181864238
He's been on youtube for quite a long time, probably has some of the better paying monetization models. Socialblade has him at $16.8K - $268.4K yearly, it would be actually safe to say he'd be on the higher end of that, at least 150-175k desu. On top of what he earns from sponsorships and the twitch stream.

>>181864462
it's a magical day, anon. We are truly blessed.

>>181864628

t. self harm enabler

>>181864668
tranines get blown out and memed all over constantly, it doesn't matter. he will just complain to his discord and block everyone else after being embarrassed for the 10th time this week.

>>181864628
... Excuse me?

>>181864628
yikes

>2 hours of shitty mario kart runs before the tetris block
fucking kill me

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>>181864668
>people actually think someone will get punished because someone unrelated to the marathon complains about it

>>181864628
wow rude.

>>181864856
anzu is a girl you dumb nigger

>>181865187
>denial

>>181865187
>girl

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DSLs are back boys

>>181865294
>>181865319
this is exactly why all and every tranny and tranny enabler needs to be executed

>>181865112
Maybe Protoman pushed his slander further behind the scenes?

isn't this guy like 16?

>>181865112
he makes pretty big donations every event. little does he know, gdq is actually a money laundering operation.

>>181864238
Doesn't he live in the UK?
They may not have an unfriendly medical system like you Amerifats.

>>181865112
They've banned our boi gamepro011 because of some tweet from literal who, so why this should be different?

>>181865112
TB can cause a lot of bad press for them

>>181865112
Post the first one so I can filter it

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I wasn't watching this year but tuned in for HGSS and then quickly turned it off as soon as that girl with the cringeworthy impressions got on the mic (more precisely when she said "pika" and the runner went full women respecter with "guys why aren't you clapping for her??")

What happened with TB? Does it have anything to do with Dan's emote with the wig? I heard about that a few days ago but things seem to have escalated and I have no idea of what's going on

is it just me or does this guy sound like his mouth is full of cotton

>>181865484
>>181865521
>>181865537
So you actually think that despite all of the obvious drama that's happened (and you're naive if you don't think they know that a lot of people are upset), they'll suddenly say "Oh shit, TOTALBISCUIT doesn't like it? Damn, we better do something"? Don't be stupid.

>>181865558
no

>>181865808
why did you quote me

>>181865808
Then fuck off cunt

>>181865808
TB's tweets have more likes than proto has followers

>>181865887
No thanks, I'm good.

>inbounds
>walk through walls and doors with glitches
I feel like this is technically in the rules but really heavily against the spirit of them.

>>181865981
You are seriously overestimating the degree to which the GDQ higher-ups give a shit about things other than making the people who work for the marathon feel comfortable.

why would you wear a long-sleeved shirt only to roll the sleeves up? why not wear a short-sleeved shirt?

>>181866154
>@aircanada we are so so sorry about this

>>181866198
Makes you look like you have bigger forearms than you actually have

>>181865808
Wasn't the drama mostly just a mod circlejerk around their drama king?

I suppose that if TB wants to contact the real administration staff he's got more than just a complaint about that situation on hand.

Maybe the tranny in question went for some private attacks or something?

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portal always leaves my brain hurting

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>this run

Is audio fucky? or does runner have a constant cock in his mouth.

>>181866198
Mabey he wants long sleeves while walking around, but short sleeves while playing.

>>181866489
the latter. it sounds like his dentist forgot to remove cotton balls from his mouth

>>181866143
Pretty much. You go OoB in games for the same reasons as these other clips serve for. Whether you spend time in a nowhere zone or not on your way glitching between areas is pretty inconsequential.

funny how srg forgot tb was defending proto at first without any reason to do so

>>181866489
He's got "heavy tongue"

>>181866695
lmao

>>181865705
>What happened with TB?
TB and DansGaming are buttbudies (TB uses a hambeast as a cover) and the former wasn't very pleased when some tranny started talking shit about his boy Dan. On top of that, he was on receiving end during GG, so he knows how it feels when some batshit insane feminist starts talking shit about you in order to boost her fame.
Also Remove Horror was also assumed to be under control by twitch staff, yet it blown out of proportion to the point twitch removed all references to Horror, Yezhov-style.