Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.

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>His teams cannot compete when it matters

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>he falls for honeypots _WHILE TI IS LITERALLY ONGOING_

CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>181828107
I asked you to pick a favourite and you literally couldn't.
You couldn't make a single argument for any team to be favourite
Instead you chose to live in some imaginary world where planet dog and EG have the same chances of winning TI7
How do you expect to be taken seriously?

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What if Octarine Core reduced cast animations by 25%?

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To all you nerds who disable shadows in dota even though your PCs can handle them

Why? You're not getting any real advantage. You're making the game look ten thousand times uglier because you're autistic. Do you think you're Arteezy? Fuck you.

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nth for piplup is the best pokemon

>>181828318
Why does it fucking matter to you, dumbass?

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Lina = /ourgirl/
Rylai = /theirgirl/

>>181828273
What about your team?
Team. Singular.
Oh wait they ain't even american.

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>2k mmr
>play normal games
>check dotabuff
>very high skill
time to play international ranked i guess

>>181828273
failure of which team this year will trigger euros the most?
We all know OG will traditionally bust to some tier 5 team but what about Secret or Liquid? Do people really think those teams have any chance in getting to top 3?

guys I need that webm

you know the one

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>>181828407
Rylai = reddit
Lina = d2g

>>181828523
if secret wins you'll just say they're SEA so what's the difference

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what if valve introduce a championship skins

>>181828598
>if secret wins you'll just say they're SEA so what's the difference
t. man who claims EG isn't NA

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>>181828756
because they aren't

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>His region is so shit that people abandon their Homeland to play for the profit and glory of a foreign nation

Literally wageslaves betraying their non-countries

Anybody ever had 4 players leave from their team and have 4 players leave from the enemy team, resulting in the ultimate micro battle that lasts for +30 minutes?

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>/d2g/ says EG is a shit team and won't win TI
>/d2g/ says VP is a shit team and won't win TI
>/d2g/ says Liquid is a shit team and won't win TI
>/d2g/ says OG is a shit team and won't win TI
>/d2g/ says all chink teams are shit and won't win TI
>/d2g/ says all qualifier teams are shit and won't win TI

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>T-The Yankees don't represent New York because their players aren't from there

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>>181828756
>>181828847
>I don't care about the players at all! The only important thing in sports is the nationality of the team's owner whose pockets line up with money!
Even by that metric your region is a joke

>>181828917

Don't fall for falseflag psyops.
/d2g/ actually says reddit's team is shit and won't win TI

>>181828317
What if Shivas slowed tower as?

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>>181828950
>dat insane $/player

Quality over quantity

This is why we're top3 at every single relevant TI and you bomb out like trash

>>181829024
By that logic literally every team is reddit

>>181828917
you gotta understand that d2g userbase is divided into two groups

loud mouthed /pol/ under18s
and everyone else who doesnt give a shit about regions and just want to watch good dota

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>EG and OG are majority white teams
>Best teams in Dota 2
it's not a coincidence you know

>>181829098
what if Terrorblade could Reflection towers

>>181828917
but I'm rooting for chinks

what if terrorblade could cast sunder on roshan through the minimap

>>181829147
EG is the most reddit team.

>>181829112
>win 1 TI
>get loud mouthed
man i'm even going to ignore the fact that 3 of these players are canadians and 2 are pakis
you're so embarassing

>>181829196
>rooting for chinks in an odd year

Armlet + MoM Void
why not?

>>181829181
Reminder that there was a sticky when USA took ownership of Mars

Region wars is a core part of this website's culture and has been for almost a decade now (at least since based /sp/)

>>181829183
universe and sumail are best players in EG and they also happen to be brown
it's not a coincidence you know

>>181829291
3x TOP3 Finishes
EU can't even break top8

>>181829196
only chinks root for chinks

What if Terrorblade could use the Armlet to bring himself to low hp then use the Shadow Blade to sneak up to the enemy's carry to use Sunder on him and the use his Dagon to finish him off?

>>181829297
gotta go with the underdogs

>>181828950
Luldong made more $$ from casual streams lol

>>181828950
Now that I see this, these Chinese numbers need to be reworked. Burning only has 600k official but his contract to VG was like 500k along with streaming rights and player salary at around a million a year.
Maybe has a 5 year 5 million contract or something with say on who he gets to play with.
Dota players holy shit I was born too soon

>>181829454
>what is Na'Vi
>3 top two finishes consecutively

>>181829454
>only chinks root for chinks
b-But EE and Jerax!

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dead game

>>181829334
>Region wars is a core part of this website's culture and has been for almost a decade now (at least since based /sp/)
go back to your containment board with le ebin banter and flags
this shit became cancerous ONLY after EG won Ti 5

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Your average yuropoor

>>181829454
but DC is EU :^)

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>>181829478
>m-m-muh huge unsourced salaries

one of the most incorrect memes on d2g since "valve pays taxes on winnings"

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>Navi is part of the union of yuropeon cuckolds when they win but CIS when they lose

>>181829318
armlet is nice but isn't really cost effective in terms of damage on non STR heroes

What if instead of spawning an extra melee creep in the mid lane, they just swapped one of the melees for a ranged one? It would still cause mid laners to level up faster while considerably reducing possible GPM, which is the main reason why the mid lane is so protected these days.

"winter is my nigga" - daryl "iceiceice" koh

>>181829291
>a dane
>a swede
>an american
>a canadian
>a pakistani

>>181829318
better items than armlet for the price

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>>181829618
(you)

>>181829648
>american can't tell the difference between the EU and europe
Guess you can't do better, being only 60% white.

>>181829648
>arteezy, envy, aui might be canadian but canada counts as american!! also these pakis we imported
>cis is cis tho xD

>>181829648
>rtz is last hope of white men of NA when he wins but subhuman uzbek slav when EG loses

>>181829806
nobody says this

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>it's a "American's start to wake up and /d2g/ becomes /int/" episode

>>181829318
The only AGI heroes in which Armlet is viable are Brood, PA and Sniper, and only Brood is where it's actually good

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>>181829334
> USA took ownership of Mars

>>181829901
>its air daily

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>>181829781
I live in GoodEurope
[x] Whiter than you
[x] No oppressive taxation
[x] Minorities kept in containment states and cities
[x] Actual Freedoms and Rights

It's based as FUCK having good states and bad states

You
[x] pay insane taxation to pay for the welfare of muzzies
[x] have no rights and freedoms
[x] have to live with your muzzies and minorities amongst you

Me and my region are better than you in every single way.

>b-b-but muh healthcare
What is a salaried profession

>play Korea/Japan server thinking that its better than SEA
>find out, astonishingly, people manage to be worse

In this server I have seen gooks picking AM last pick against a push line up on top of safelane already being occupied and a drow, sniper and medusa comp when they all need farm to fight

How the heck did they manage to mess up harder than SEA?

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>dotards yet again don't know how sports work

>>181830067
>60% white dude thinks he's white
>he doesn't know anything about europe but that /int/ and /pol/ tell him
>thinks he's free and have rights
Comedy gold.

>>181830067
inferiority complex

>>181830074
maybe because your mmr is shit and you are shit, therefore you get matched with shit players

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>>181830137
pack fan?

>>181830209
My region is 99% White

In 21 years i saw 2 black people.

>>181830298
Right now i mainly feel tilted that...theres a streak of games which are totally unsalvageable. What can one do then?

>>181830335
My country is 99,7% white. Only brownies I see are in american movies.

>>181830335
>being the 1%
I'm amazed that you know your both parents tho.

>>181830309
they don't represent their region tho because he's from california

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>>181829532
W-which chinese teams do they cheer for?

>>181829892

Probably not on reddit

>>181830283
>euro time starts
>12 hours of europeans posting /int/ memes about the USA in a video games board
>happens daily
Yeah, is pretty obvious.

>>181830416
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt you are not a delusional slav.

Then you pay insane taxation + have no rights
Enjoy being jailed for "hate speech"

Those muzzies are coming.

Even if you're norway, if you're part of the EU, you are subservient to merkel and have signed away all national autonomy.

You signed a death pact lad

>>181830415
I find the best course is to communicate with your team in regards to hero picks. Personally I always last pick whatever will compliment the team, typically a hard support and ensure the carry gets tons of farm. Even a retard can carry with farm.

Also, never flame. Just tell everyone to calm down and play dota. Mute people if necessary. The second you start flaming you are decreasing your win percentage significantly. All top players have a positive mental attitude. Games are only lost when the ancient goes down. I've gained ~400 mmr in the past 5 days just adhering to these rules. If I lose two or three games in a row I just stop playing for the day.

>>181830517
It's actually pretty good until muricans wake up.

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>early burger time
>reports doesn't work
>it will be even worse in 1 hour
Guess I'll come back for esports.

>>181830545
>being this retarded

m8 you know poland, hungary, and austria have all told merkel to suck a fat muzzy dick right?

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>Dota is a team game and team comes first no matter what, team is more important than money, girls or sleep.
Even with the crossdressing and pink hair, this nigga is straight?

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>>181830718
>Thirdies
and here i was giving you the benefit of the doubt KLMFAO

>>181830517
As an ausfag i'll tell you right now that early morning US /d2g/ is the worst /d2g/
You guys do what we do but unironically

which hero can deal the most amount of right click damage with the least amount of time? pa? ck?

>>181830731
>trying to win my love of matuwoman
you're going to have to go lewder than that you gook

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>>181830667
That's the joke, Anon.

>>181830774
I know, you Straya. I blame the idiots that keep replying to blatant /int/ bait.

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>>181830774
>as part of the false flagging cancer, let me tell you when d2g is the worst

>>181830731
how can one man be so based?

>>181830731
Looks like he actually likes doing it. Could be the start of something.

>>181830768
yes friend, austria is a third world country. I believe your husbando is austrian.

all boards apart from /b/ /v/ /pol/ and /vg/ are dead fyi

>>181831036
Based

>>181831036
/a/ and /jp/, the core of this site, are fine.

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>>181829549
this shit became cancerous ONLY after EG won Ti 5
>ONLY after EG won Ti 5
>ONLY after EG won
>ONLY
This is why we spam USA
Inferior countries just cannot handle patriotism
You use nationalistic posting in an ironic way, but at the sign of genuine pride at their country, you recoil in anger and resentment, because you just cant understand it, because you've never experienced an environment of joy and happiness
Thirdies are truly deserving of pity

>>181831124
/jp/ is down

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>>181831124
>dying containment boards only kept alive by image dumping

USA in 2k17 xd

>>181830935
It's just pretty insulting when you put so much effort into being as obnoxious as possible and an entire country's worth of people can do it unintentionally

>>181831036
Hiroshimoot shows his true colors

>>181831167
This. They're not capable of feeling national pride either because they've never done anything meriting it, or it's verboten.

Why do you think they band together in a union of yuropeon cuckolds?

>>181830626
Ah the losestreak problem

I really need to follow that more, sometimes I just get tilted and play more and more and more...until i win

My ISP just fucked me up two games in a row, which has never happened before once let alone twice over two days

how do I get out of low prio? Do they still do that fucking shit where you don't get the win if they enemy team leaves?

>>181831491
There was a bug where leaving a game of siltbreaker early counted as a game of lp, dunno if its fixed yet

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ETA on esports?

>get really nice winstreak
>lose in worst way possible to some absolute shitters only because my team was even worse
i mean i should be happy for like free 300 mmr but im still mad, that was one of worst games i ever played

>>181831638
11 hours

>>181831638
1 month and 1 day

>>181830896
Either CK or TB with meta+a fuckload of illusions.

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Post your favorite

INT
STR
AGI

heroes

>>181829379
this is the real truth

>>181832104
Hmm that's a tough one but I'm gonna have to go with

Ogre Magi

Earthshaker

Faceless Void

>>181832104
EARTHSHAKER

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>>181831124
Reminder that /a/'s precious modcat was fired for messing with pol

>>181832104
>INT
Silencer, but only because he wins me games, otherwise I wish I knew how to play Visage better
>AGI
Faceless Void
>STR
Huskar (though I rarely pick him, instead I would choose Timbersaw)

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>Play two games
>Two games against bristleback

It's not like I wanted to have fun or anything

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>>181832104
Lion
Undying
Veno

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>pick Oracle
>win

finally

>>181832351
>str hero str hero agi hero
? are you sdupid?

>>181832104
Wisp

Ursa

Windrunner

>tfw no revolutionary proletariat hero

>>181832104
Furion
Bristleback
SF

>>181832814
Kunkka

>>181832814
AA and Timber are both Alchemist counters

>>181831342
>national pride
>importing poos and euros to do your job for you

ok_hand

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test

Am I the only one who is not enjoying the flavour of the month es offlane pub stomper?

>>181833252
>ember spirit offlane

hello 2k

>>181833470
i mean earth spirit

>>181833583
oh well thats fine then

>>181832104
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void

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@181833170
>enslaving people is bad

>>181832447
just pick lc offlane

>>181833583
>>181833661
>>181833661
You having fun same fagging in a dead thread?

>>181832447
just buy magic stick

>>181832104
storm
kunkka
ta

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>>181833248
How is Cap not /ourguy/?

>>181833773
all me

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>ck is constantly getting picked
>always loses

>>181833964
nice 4

are other boards dead? I can't post anywhere but here

>>181834095
Mods are dead too.

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I just learn today what Fappe Tyme means

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Lina is absolutely fucking bonkers right now. Auto win mid lane, flashfarming jungle, 15 min bloodstone guarantee. Is there a reason to play any other hero than Lina if you want to climb mmr, except for Arc Warden?

>>181834159
we can only hope

>>181834251
Templar Assassin is cuter and better, also beats Lina easily in every part of the game.

>>>/v/383012101

>>181834551
TA is not first pick material tho

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>>181834223
Wrong frog image, this one would be more appropriate

have a favour, does anyone have experience with this website? http://dota2elite.pro/#

>>181834679
Just pick later to counter the Lina first pick on enemy team.

Cap is lite-BSJ personality wise.

>>181834758
nice virus

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>>181834551
>cuter
Maybe if you like boys faggot

>>181834837
it's not a virus, i won 1k on that website and it's asking me to verify with 100$. dunno if its a scam or what so just asking a favour.

>>181834802
has bsj ever said anything like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7MA25sZJbQ&feature=youtu.be&t=2984

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>>181834883
Rather than sluts who fly around wearing a skirt

>>181832104
tiny
pa
silencer

>>181832104
Lina or Tinker
Tiny
Arc Warden

what are some phrases casters use that you can't stand anymore?

>overstay their welcome
>last hurrah

>>181834974
Cap is a whiny do nothing wrong player too.

>>181835560
>*anything fattedroid says*

1 more hour until i get my sweet sunken relic doturds

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>>181835560
Sorry I mute casters and listen to music

>>181835969
if I got that, I'd legitimately just buy $600 worth of hats, levels and golden immortals

then sell the rest on jewmarket or something and buy anime merch

Whats a sunken relic?

>>181836481
ur mum

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I start HRT today

>>181836481
compendium owners get a chance every week to get fucked in the ass by slark, and if you're one of the lucky 10 people you get a shitty cosmetic item that disappears after TI7 anyway but russian whales buy it for $1600 on market

>>181832104
Bane
Chaos Knight
Clinkz

all played mid

>>181836769
adelaide!

>>181836843
It's Aiden now

>>181836769
Did you know most trans people commit suicide before 30?

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>>181836774
>to get fucked in the ass by slark
Nah it's gonna be the other way around

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>>181832104
STR Wisp
AGI Jugg
INT Rubick

>>181836883
first it was 1 in 5 attempt it now it's most commit

what's the next made up figure

>>181833964
Hopefully it stays that way so the frog doesn't nerf him and I can keep winning playing him mid.

>>181836885
>lewdreaper stopped producing content to draw his shitty midget genderbent oc
such a shame

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>>181836769
Good luck!

>>181836769
Youre not adelaide

>>181836975
4/5 postops "strongly" regret their decision within 6 months of the surgery

>>181836975
>literally said "most commit"
>figure
are you retarded
oh wait you're trans

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I have a very small penis. Which hero should I play that better reflects my condition?

>>181836986
There is always others

>Friendship ended with Lewdreaper, now Red is /ourguy/.

>>181837210
Warlock

>>181837143
>the surgery
he's just getting mone tits
take it ez
>>181837145
u smart

>>181837210
Anti-Mage or Invoker

>>181836881
lmao

>>181837210
pugna

>>181837210
Ogre Magi with BKB, gotta compensate for it

>>181837210
doom

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My penis measurements are 6.5x5.5 inches, what hero should I play to exert the maximum amount of compatibility tus winrate?

>>181837884
>6.5 inches

CM and Dazzle

>>181837884
where are the egregious amounts of piercings & tattoos?

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>>181837884
>shadman will never draw degenerate dota porn

>>181838026
>>6.5 inches
>CM and Dazzle
What did he mean by this.

>og is 5-2
you guys said this was a honeypot

>>181838169
Yeah
and they're falling for it

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post em

>>181838504
I get literally 30-40 commends on average to every 10 games yet the report summary tries and tells me that I'm only getting 5 to 25 games

what gives /goodboy/

>>181837884
yeah I'm gonna have to ask you to delete this

>>181837884
>Shadman

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>>181837884
>check shadbase for the rest of it
>that last picture
no wonder why people don't like him

>>181838084
>liking shadshit

>playing as puck vs morphling mid
>he's denying all my last hits
>literally won't stop denying

>run him out of lane in 5 minutes because of ez potshots i could take while he was busy trying to deny
these retards never learn

denying is a honeypot lmao. this same situation keeps happening over and over. shitters think they're being pro by denying

>>181839076
Denying now grants xp my dude.

I need a list of how many memepicks each team has made this tourney

>>181839259
all of EG's drafts to be honest

>>181835023
i want to be personal fuTA slut

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>>181838949
>hating the most iconic artist of our generation

>>181837210
slark
someone post that photoshoped rare immortal

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I have freakishly large feet. Which hero should I play that will make me feel immersed?

>>181839885
lina

>>181838949
>STOP LIKING POPULAR THINGS

>illusions give gold now
What the fuck happened to dota?

>>181831167
>team with 2 muslims and a swede on it

>american

LMAO

>>181840172
you're right. I'll start watching Rick & Morty immediately.
how about you develop some taste kid?

>>181840416
blame OG

>>181840419
>reddit spacing
>hates america
filthy dumb euro

>>181840172
Shut up and off yourself

you can tell Shad is a good artist because he genuinely upsets people

>>181840172
Shadman just has a gross aesthetic
Its the basis of everything he draws

post mmr grinding music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-zpOMYRi0w

EEEEEEEMan get the fuck out of my general

>>181829549
>this shit became cancerous ONLY after EG won Ti 5
confirmed newboy
USA spam was here since the beginning it only got more prevalent after ti5

>>181840803
You haven't seen a gross aesthetic in your life if you think baby tier shit like Shadman is repulsive.

AUSSIE
SHITPOSTING
POWER
HOUR

And you all still fall for it.

>>181828595
no

>>181840416
>I should be allowed to farm and push with zero consequences

off yourself. good change.

>>181841110
retard

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>>181828595

>>181841217
I know right,ugh.
Such a toxic and unfun mechanic.
We should also rescale all CC so that shit like Mirana arrows last at most 1.5 seconds.

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Nice

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>>181841541
4

>>181841489
Are you pretending to be retarded again, anon?

>>181841429
>Not even 3 mins in

>>181841541
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>181841565
>shit
>shit
>shit
>ok
>good
>good

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>>181841489
>any change is literally league of legends
you sound like you're on the spectrum lad
there was no risk to sieging highground with illusions

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>>181841725
>fogged
>only ok

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>>181841565
>No Sheever host
>Our guy Cap

NICE

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>>181841565
memeleague is always fun

>>181841794
I haven't had much of a chance to listen to him so I'm on the fence atm. any good games in particular?

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what is this face trying to convey dotards?

>>181841870
Well he's casting that peru lan this weekend with tobi...

>>181841794
>greek manlet

>>181841945
>fogged
>decent
>tobi
>shit

balance in all things, i suppose..........

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>>181841918
I don't know I guess he wants a banana?

The game will be a fucking paradise without Invoker the trash tainting it.

FUck this autistic piece of shit hero.

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>>181842003
>/d2g/ now hates tobi

where did it all go wrong

>>181841565
>/ourguy/ kotlguy is finally hosting

lets go!!!!!!!!

>>181842385
Tobi is literally /ourguy/

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>americans

stop being contrarian you're not cool

>>181842385
he denounced his nigger hating ways

>>181842385
he tried jumping shit to csgo for starters

>>181841565
does cap have receding hairline or am i autistic

>>181842354
>invoker walks upto you and euls you
>Chaos meteor sunstrike deafening blast
glimmer cape legitimately used to be a counter to this and you could walk it off unless he had follow up. but then they had to nerf magic resistance from 66% active 20% passive to 45% active 15% passive.

so now you die to the burst regardless.

guess you can try building force staff....

>>181840940
I didnt say repulsive you limp dicked faggot
I just said gross
Everyone he draws seems grimy, emaciated, dehydrated, and has discolored assholes. Shad also just has a huge fixation on assholes now. He always has had one, but at least there was variety once in a blue moon. Its just always rimjobs, brown nosing, and taut assholes. Not to mention his weird fucking 3D color shit he does sometimes. Sure, if you like this stuff, then this isnt a problem to you

But if you like this stuff, you have shit taste too, especially because you like Shadman.
The guy has some talent, he just isnt putting it to incredible use.

>>181842659
what difference does it make

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>be the only person nominating some hero for ban
>it doesn't gets banned
Okay, am i missing something or this system is absolutely retarded? What's the point of putting some retarded RNG into it?

>>181842973
>What's the point of making it so that 1 person cant influence the choice of 9 others
:thinking:

>>181842880
im looking for inspiration

>>181843183
only autists think people care about hairlines that much

>>181843102
A SILKEN PATH

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>>181841541
>/theirgirl/
>>181841726
>/ourgirl/

>>181843354
>only autists think people care about hairlines that much
keep telling yourself that hairlet

oho memeleague is in atlanta
no stupid early time to wake up for
desu I wish I could drive down there for the waka concert and to meet the talent

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How to fix Invoker:
>Quas regen from 1/3/5/7/9/11/13 to 1/2/3/4/5/6/7
>Exort damage reduced by 50%
>Cold Snap stun from 0.4 to 0.2
>Ghost Walk no longer gives bonus movespeed (stops at 0% self speed slow)
>Ice Wall width from 105 to 90
>EMP manacost from 125 to 200
>Tornado speed from 1000 to 800
>Alacrity duration from 9 to 6
>Sun Strike no longer pierces BKB
>Forge Spirit armor now scales to a maximum of 4 instead of 6
>Meteor burn duration from 3 to 2
>Deafening Blast disarm and knockback are now dispellable

>>181843976
just say you dont want anyone to play this hero. we get it

>on a losing streak that I just got out of
>realize that as my MMR gets further away from 3k, people seem nicer or know the basics of stuff at least or at least willing to listen

Is this because 3k is truly the dumping ground of calibrations or is it just my confirmation bias?

>>181844090
That is not enough. I want Invoker pickers to suffer.

>>181843354
but it limits your choice when it comes to haircuts pretty hard
also i think that viper is very fun hero

>>181829901
>it's a "Europeans's start to wake up and /d2g/ becomes reddit" episode

>>181844263
or you could just git gud

>it's an "Aussies get back from the bar and /d2g/ becomes 4chan" episode

>>181844263
he's banned in more than majority of pub games though so what is the PROBLEM

>>181844534
The problem is that sometimes he isn't.

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>>181832104
Invoker, Pudge, Anti Mage

>>181844369
never seen that one, is it any good+

>it's a "canadians get back from the hockey rink and /d2g/ becomes tim hortons" episode

>>181844773
ill get a large double double with a sour cream glazed old fashioned please and thank you kind sir

>>181838809
weebs dont like shad because he doesn't draw anime style

>>181846479
>Square ass
Its like she came out of Minecraft or some shit

gross faggot

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reminder that lina is a slut and not /ourgirl/

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>>181847448
yeah fuck Lina!

>>181847448
>Literal 1 pump chumps
Dota SFM is so ugly

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>>181847518
why not both?

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>>181847691
wtf

>>181847448
>>181847691
both of these are ugly pieces of shit

>>181844204
>Is this because 3k is truly the dumping ground of calibrations or is it just my confirmation bias?
you sweet child
just wait until you reach 3800-4200 mmr, that's the peak of dota purgatory that will become ultimate test of maintaining your sanity
it gets better after 4500, just slightly

>>181847691
dolet this
rylai is PURE

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>>181847690
say that to my face

>>181847958
how does it feels to be ganked by fuTA like that

>>181847958
DOTA SFM IS SO UGLY

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>>181847935
I have video evidence pointing to the opposite

Post how much money would you require to murder Lumi. Cheapest one gets the contract.

>>181848274
She has high burst damage but low sustain

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>>181847958
>ywn be WR in this pic

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>>181848315
Rephrase that word to "assassinate" and i will consider doing it.

>>181848467
i would prefer to be in kneeling position

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Someone give me a good reason NOT to spam this hero right now?

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>1.9k MMR
>ME MID
>I CALLED MID
>4 instant lock carries
>3 intentionally feed the whole game
>1.7k MMR
>ME MID
>I CALLED MID
>4 instant lock carries
>3 intentionally feed the whole game
>1.5k MMR
>ME MID
>I CALLED MID
>4 instant lock carries
>3 intentionally feed the whole game
>1.3k MMR

How do I get out of this hell

Please help

>>181849197
Pick terrorblade,jungle if you have to

>>181849002
>high skill
Hello 3k

>>181849197
you buy the goypendium gentile-kun and play 10 games to reset your mmrback to what it already is

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>>181849326
I can sometimes 2v8 the enemy the enemy as Phantom Assassin but it's a little harder to get that momentum with Terrorblade.

>>181849425
People in the compendium play even worse than intentional feeders

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>>181849402
3,8k right now, I'll have you know.

>>181846479
>still there
>>181847212
>deleted
janny confirmed for straight, abeit shit taste for fake

>>181849726
DON'T

>>181849726
what? I don't know what's coming & I'm curious
don't listen to >>181849887

>>181849978
Pugnas big fat horse cock

>>181849197
Pick a ganker with good stuns.
GANK

>>181849197
1. instalock spirit breaker
2. pick out who you believe to be the highest skilled player on the opposition
3. spam charge him for the entire game
4. ???
5. win mmr

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>>181849197
>play ranked
>4 people random
>i cant random because im lastpick so i just pick roaming doom for lulz to have educational game
>my roaming was pretty influential but we still lose
>enemy is smug as fuck as they final push our base because they were mad as fuck at me for fucking them in early game with my ganks
>game didn't count and i didn't lose mmr
i laughed for good 5 minutes after reading their tears in post game chat

>>181850367
>teammates just sit back and watch me die instead of helping

>>181850597
I'll try that thanks

>>181850597
>1. instalock spirit breaker
its not ideal, best would be to wait at least for 3 pick or so because enemy is just going to pick some qop instead of usual invoker

>>181851046
>at 1k mmr
Yeah people sure do counter pick there

>>181851135
I see like one person counterpick every few matches but otherwise at 1k MMR it's 5 carries v 3 carries 1 core 1 support or some shit

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>>181851046
how do you counter pick spirit breaker?

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>visage doesn't have a talent at 25 that gives him extra birds
dotards?

i've been sent to lp but somehow i don't see how many games left i have to win. Is it something new?

>>181851535
>pick sb
>enemy has invoker
>my ally picks mid alchemist
>cant gank for him
>we lose

>>181850823
If team is sitting back and letting you die, you either ganked too slow, or gained too few kills during lane ganks.

Then again, this is 1.5k mmr, you could win by getting all the lasthits, then not fucking up.

>>181851535
See if he brought a stout to lane
Force him to dive trough creeps if he didn't.
Ignore him and run away if he lacks a Orb of Venom
Abuse the fact he is melee, even if he has a bazillion armor.

And needs levels to be relevant, and some bash luck.

>>181851724
This is 1k MMR, land of every man for himself. Playing a ganker here is just not a thing.

How do you deal when its your fault that your team lost?

I feel really bad I stop playing, I dont actually flame when someone plays really bad but when i do I want to report myself