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DedBread edition

>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread then clicking the link below and requesting an invite. Make sure your profile visibility is set to public. Do not kill/grief fellow crew members.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/meat_for_the_grinder (Xbone ft. 100% crew black)
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/flibinjibervans (Alternative meme color crew)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Older threads
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr

>Regularly updated vehicle stat spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g2Qy84YUrYu_YCcdjMhzDGuNMzwNtjVjIJzdRmrHu6Y/edit#gid=1868604557

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.40
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/115008752188

>Latest added content
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/60226/GTA-Online-Gunrunning-Now-Available
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/events
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This game is so fucking boring, man. It's so boring that what I enjoyed doing for years became boring as well after Gunrunning came.

Just bring the Cheetah Classic and Torero already, I'm sick of waiting.
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>>181822435
>>181822540
>not just going passive when he heard the lockon

What a shitter
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Don't forget to play more DawnRaid before the Double $/RP ends on the 10th. It's an actual fun mode and winning nets you ~1/2 a level and $100k.
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>>181822915
>being a faggot and a coward

wow
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>>181823027
>losing kd to lockon

lzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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>>181822963
Well that's disappointing.
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>>181823165
Rockstar has many ways to disappoint
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>>181822963
You can do this over the the docks and kill bunker afks too.
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When the incendiary ammo procs just right
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>>181823607
And how is this is worthy of a webm? No offense man.
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>>181824232
hey, at least their adding GTA related content to the thread unlike you, so fuck off you nobody.
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>>181822846
Hey,i know that guy. When was this filmed?
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>>181824232
It's just unusual that you get that many incendiary bullets that actually set enemies on fire, plus it looks nice in the dark
>>181824464
Yesterday. He was a level 59 or so tryhard who kept ADADADAD spamming with a heavy sniper and easy way out macro spamming when we rolled out the big guns, asking for 1v1s
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>>181824678
I was in a lobby with him yesterday and we were trolling a moralfag that ranted on about "gta not being cod" (which is kinda true in fact, but for the lulz i agreed with that guy). Might have been this very lobby on the webm, especially if someone popped regular 2 minute headhunters.
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>>181822963
Los Santos is famous worldwide for its buildings of questionable tangibility.
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>>181825108
nice toon...name? erp?

add me ps4: iIiIFEARIiIi
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>>181825251
>no xXx as both prefix and suffix
Pssh, try harder. Heh.
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>>181825425
You can add me too bitch Ill bust your ass and then ill bust a nut :^)
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>>181825251
>toon
Drier than the Sahara Desert.
Come back in twenty years or so, kid.
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>people on cheat forums discussing stealth money
>few people asking for another way
>saying it's too slow and that they want billions in a few seconds
this is some next level ungrateful. you literally get $20M or so every 20-30 minutes, but they want to homerun that shit in one press, and request that someone make it for them? I can't even..

pic unrelated-- just thinking of how to make ganguro girl in character create.
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>>181823354
(((FREE)))
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Which gta car makes you literally batman?
i'm haulin' ass and fighting crime, so I feel this is pretty close.
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>>181826390
I just stopped doing drops after some faggot reported me for dropping 10 mil when he "needed" 100.
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>>181826847
>reporting someone for giving you something nice because that person didn't give you everything
and here I thought WoW community was the shittiest community.
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>>181826816
Why not playing Batman Arkham series instead of this dry game? Gunrunning is a huge disappointment
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>>181822313
>Come back to this game after 5 month break
>Get 6mil hacker bux
>Buy Rocketbike

I've never felt so free
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>>181824427
Not him, but stop being an offended faggot.
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>>181826816
Matte black Zentorno with the hexagonal exhaust and most expensive spoiler
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>shitscord ruined gtag
>chinese crewkillers ruined gtag
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holy fucking shit why are people so retarded in this game? it's like their brains shut off.
>doing supply mission with random where you have to break into zancudo and steal suit
>me and random making our way to the flatbeds
>hop on the back
>random just hops on back too
>stands there shooting
>message him telling him to fucking drive
>stands there
>shitter parachutes from helicopter to get jet
>tanks start to spawn
>blow up flatbed
fuck
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>>181829807
>mfw this happens and I find myself running all the way to my bunker
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Just hopped over from PS3 to PC in GTA:O, what should I do? The last content PS3 got was heists and I don't know where to start.
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>>181830679
read the sticky
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>guy sends me an invite to join his organization
>we gotta steal a car
>watch 3 retards driving around a top tier car crashing into each others
>when we're done he sends me a friend request and invites me in a invite-only session
>we steal another car and sell couple of them
>"alright, not that I helped you with all that, could you help me glitch one of the ceo armors?"
>he invites me to his vehicle warehouse again

life is hard
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>>181831085
Definitely don't ever help randos and expect anything in return. At most hope for them to do really retarded shit you can laugh at.
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>>181831085
Stop posting, Kazzi
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>>181832276
>thinking I'd join a random org
>thinking I'd need to rely on a random for glitches when I have the Circlejerkâ„¢
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>shitters come after me and randomly attack me when i'm trying to buy shit from the store
>shitters take a car, get it stuck in the door to los santos customs and then destroy it so you can't get in there
>hunt these fags down so i can kill them
>have to pay $9000 for destroying there shitty karuma and get bad sport points

oh. fucking ok. thats real damn swell
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>>181833105
Welcome to modern gaming.
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>>181830797

I get the sticky, but is there anything describing the new shit added in the enhanced version of the game with heists, motorcycle shit and organizations, yachts, etc that all require millions of dollars in order to do? Where do I get money now that the old money making tricks of grinding easy missions is nerfed to shit?
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>>181833105
I never have to pay shit anymore and never get bad spots. No idea why.
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>>181833105
Everyone knows that Rockstar loves griefers and that Gunrunning was specifically made for them, I mean seriously, insured heavily armored and armed vehicles that are a bitch to deal with and punish whoever defends themselves from the destructive autists who own them?

Thing is, Rockstar knows how cancerous everything becomes when shitters are involved, that's why they made a security feature for their livestreams where their guests and hosts can play in public lobbies with hand-selected players and no one else can join it. They aren't ashamed of being cowardly hypocrites.
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>>181823027
>3 E.T.'s constantly locking on
>heh you're a faget for using pussive

Implying any gtag wouldn't trigger pussive / teleport when outnumbered by 3 or more people working together.
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>>181835187
I got cornered by 3 lvl 200's and duked it out, earned their respect and still came out barely on top.
>>181835174
This. The dead giveaway is the "unsanctioned gun runners!! get them goy!" text message from that self-absorbed agent dickwad that appears every time someone tries to do gunrunning shit.

Biker DLC was amazing. But this - man...
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>>181835174
>"Look how fun our new I/E content is!"
>They get griefed to death in their own livestream
>"Look how fun our Gunrunning is... in a controlled environment!"
They've pretty much assumed that you're either a masochist if you're willing to do sales in a public lobby, or that you know how to make isolated sessions like they do.
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>>181822313
Posted in previous thread last night before it died, but I'm looking to join the PC gtag crew if possible. SC name is BioHazard___
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>>181836684
Magentalisted
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>>181835174
>everyone in the session is prompted to be a dick whenever someone is doing a mission
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>>181836793
I got my hackerbux so I can't relate to the struggle but if I see something red and flashing i've already shot half my oppressor missiles and found a rooftop to splode it with my sniper

I don't care if it's the last sale you need before you can afford your Yacht fuck you if you try to make money in my session. Get that shit the fuck outta here
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>>181837020
Are you a bull or just a retard?
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>>181837020
It's hilarious how prevalent this mindset is, even in sessions where is clearly in the same crew.
>Rando joins a GTAG crew session
>"Hmmmm... they're doing sales. I must stop them. I'm sure they'll just let me shit on them without fighting back."
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>>181837360
>Are you a bull
ask your "dad" cuh
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Spawncamping shitters that try to attack and destroy CEO shipments; is there anything sweeter?
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>>181837821
>When they start trash-talking to compensate their lack of skill
Feels good man.
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>>181837020
t. someone who got bullied for being a faggot in middle school
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>>181837821
Eating the pussy of the girl you love is technically "sweeter".
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>181838030
>see a shitter
>please kill me please please
>he opens fire from his kuruma
>rpg his ass
>sniper adadadadad until he goes passive
God I love these
Recently I took a liking of taking duke and shattering kuruma windows with fmj pistol.
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>>181837375
Not that anon but I kind of feel the same way. I take it as a toll to pay for doing business in a public lobby with me in it. I usually go around trying to destroy a supply or product per org then leave them alone. I dont mind if their entire crew comes after me, they usually suck and I get vote kicked anyway.
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>>181838768
But once someone does it to you first, you'll be here or in GTAForums bitching about it like usual.

Stop being Kikestar's autistic guinea pig, faggot.
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>>181838623
I haven't see a kuruma in ages
It's all rocket spam and heavy sniper on ps4. The shitters just throw EWO, OTR and passive into the mix.
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>>181839058
I hate people who use passive mode as a tactic. You have to have no shame to abuse passive. Yesterday there was a guy going around in a chopper killing random low level players with rockets. I went after him on an opressor and 1 second before my rockets were about to hit him he switched into passive.
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>>181840120
lol

not getting my kd ruined by some scrub using lockon

>I hate people who use [GAME FEATURE]
take lzzzzzzzz bitch
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>>181838992
Fuck you bitch dont tell me what to do. There is nothing else to do in this game than fuck with other players.
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is sending mercenaries after other players even remotely effective?
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>>181840951
It is an effective way to lose 7500
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>>181840951
Only if they're not in the latest, greatest armored vehicle and they've already got their hands full with another fight. Otherwise, they're entirely useless.
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>>181840691
Yes there is, you fucking idiot. You could join a crew and play together instead of being a literal cancerous wart in the community.
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>>181841761
>community
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>>181840375
>"I hate people who use [GAME FEATURE]"
>"not getting my kd ruined by some scrub using lockon"
>LOCKON
>[GAME FEATURE]
Really makes you think.
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>>181842235
hey im not mad about some scrub needing carebear shit like lockon to kill me, let em lol its just a tactic and ghost is a counter to it

Just don't get salty when I danny phantom and run up on you bitch
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>>181840375
>be lockon scrub
>care about kd
>being a passive pussy when someone else with lockon shows up
Pathetic.
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>>181840951
They're useful if you want free merryweather mesas.
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>>181842476
>off radar
>when wallhack scope is literally a thing

dude you're trying way too hard.
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>>181842476
(You)
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>>181842695
so does the thermal scope just enable you to shoot players through any surface as long as you have it enabled when you shoot at them?

does that mean the thermal scope is only rendering the players and nothing around them?
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>>181840951
Not anymore, it was only effective during the old-gen days when not a lot of people had easy access to explosives.
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>>181842969
Yes. And if they have Railgun rounds it'll just pop and explosion at your feet and kill you instantly. They can also do this while you're in an office or garage if they know the map location of the interior.
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>>181840951
For killing no. For a distraction yes. Call merc,mugger,bounty. Shitter gets distracted blow up his jet/apc. Spawn kill 5ever with explosive sniper to give them a taste of shitter.
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>>181843154
wow, hitscan in this game is worse than i thought

thanks anon, i'm going to use this the next time someone runs to their apartment/office after fighting me
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>>181838030
>When they go passive and call you mad/salty
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>ground fighting someone
>he's losing and starts relying on explosives and other cheap power-ups
>he's still losing and runs away in passive to his Hydra
>got tired from dealing with him, hit passive, and start driving around in my Bestia GTS out of boredom
>guy is strafing me constantly, despite me being in passive, and sending me text messages calling me a "pussy"
>tell him he's the pussy for using cheap tactics and a jet instead of duking it out with ground weapons
>he doubles down and starts harassing low levels before a good hacker booted him out of the session

honestly don't know how to feel about all of this
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>value: $168,000
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>>181822435
>disciples of kek
Jesus christ I can see why /pol/ hates this shit now, you faggots find a way to shoehorn it into any single every day activity.
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So my bunker is researching one of the mine upgrades currently.

Whats the best use of them to annoy randos/shitters?
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>>181848269
Plant mines at Los Santos Customs
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>>181848269
You do realize that you're planning on becoming a shitter, right?
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>>181845421
good
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>>181848585
You do realize that becoming a shitter is the only real endgame, right?
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>Car delivery with crewmembers
>See a jet marker on the minimap
>"A jet is flying from the helitours all the way out to Blaine County towards our general direction... hmmm... really makes you think..."
>Pop in Ghost Org
>Jet starts flying in circles around the desert
>Deliver cars safely
>Get on Oppresors and start shitting on Jetcuck
>"lol I didn't even try to do anything to you."
>"Uhuh, sure, you're just casually flying around in a jet over Blaine where our cars were being delivered."
>Jetcuck leaves
Gotta love it when jetshitters get called out on their intentions.
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>>181848269
i hear u can deploy them while in passive mode so try that, shitters will never expect
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>>181850658
You can't. Or if you can, they don't go off. I don't remember which, just that it can't be done.
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>>181848269
Ram into shitters with APC, deploy mines right next to them while they're still on the ground.
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>>181848585
>every session is packed with shitters that do nothing but roll around in armored vehicles, toggle passive, or suicide at the first sign of danger
>"b-b-b-buh if you use mines you'll be a sihtter too....."
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>>181851960
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>>181851960
It depends on the situation. If you're gonna use mines the way >>181848528 says, then you're just the typical run-of-the-mill shitter.
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Gun running update and no gun mounted jeep, fuck you 9 fingers!!
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>>181852920
Gun running update and no holsters, fuck you 9 fingers!!
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>>181837020

You're literally what's wrong with this game.
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>>181855792
And yet it's the kind of shit that Cuckstar openly encourages, except in their livestreams because they are special snowflakes.
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>>181852920
>Mesa with gunner in the back
Fucking yes please.

In fact, the gunrunning update should have featured the Humvee and the Hunter. Instead we get more secret agent bullshit vehicles. God dammit I hate supers and bikes.
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>>181856419
>secret agent bullshit vehicles
Only the Oppressor qualifies under that description. The rest of the vehicles are either operator as fuck or Mad Max as fuck.

And the closest you'll get to >>181852920 is the Insurgent Custom.
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is there a reliable way to get a bandana and a bulletproof helmet on?
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>Pull FAV out of garage
>Stop for a second to check my phone
>Random pulls up in garish Reaper and starts honking
>I honk back, sit there, figuring he wants to get in or have a look at my buggy
>He smashes his window, and a hand reaches out with a sticky bomb
>floor it away
>Peppers me with AP pistol bullets as I head down the road
>Sends me a text saying "Why'd you drive away, lol"

Gee, I fucking wonder, you putz. I ended up driving down to the end of the pier and waiting for him to follow, got to try out the GL add-on for the FAV.
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>>181857126

Had something similar earlier, where a guy did a mission with me and shot me as I put my money in the bank. I ended up using passive mode to get back home and the second I turned off passive two hackers started shooting at me for no reason. I bailed on GTA for the day after that.
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>>181857408
Why didn't Rockstar bother making the tops of any doorways solid?
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>>181856852
There's also that super that has machine guns in the bumper; the James Bond one that for some reason isn't also submersible.
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>>181859126
The ruiner? The one that can do a little hop and deploy a parachute?
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I need an outfit to go with this, but can't find any good 80s clothes. Any tips for good articles of clothing?
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>>181859221
No, the Ardent. Had to go look up the name. And I had it wrong; it's actually a Sports Classic, not a Super.
Still shitty, though. More trucks, vans, semis and jeeps are what I'm hoping for; everything else is boring as shit and pretty samey.
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>>181859282
>orange stripe, on red paint.
[ Absolutely Disgusting ]
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>>181860143
Yeah, I've been meaning to repaint that. Any suggestions there either?
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as a new player, i'm BAFFLED GTAO is so popular. it takes fucking forever to do anything without a premade group

the only enjoyment I've had by rank 20 is somehow tolerating the unforgivably awful load screens while waiting on 1-2 competent randos to do missions with. and half the time I'm at a massive disadvantage due to only having a bullpup and grenades. it's like every nigger has a completely bulletproof car and a rocket launcher, making gunrunning pointless
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>>181860261
Just do pure red, get rid of the stripe

I'd also get rid of the red wheels, just do chrome
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>>181860462
Go play DawnRaid. It's rewards are currently doubled and can net you a $100k easily. It's also fun. Just pray that you join a lobby with team balance turned on and one where players don't just bail mid-game.
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>>181860883

i've tried it 3 times. but in all 3 times it's taken like an hour to finish 5 rounds, people ALWAYS leave, and i frequently get ohko - i assume because I only have 2 bars of shooting

it would be 10x better if you didn't have to parachute down, shit takes forever
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>>181861091
not really, just keep W pressed and open at the last moment
and this way you can end up in any point of the map you wan't, it'd be much slower if you had to run all the way
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>>181859282
there were those stunt driver sets given out for free a while ago, wouldn't that be fitting?
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>>181860462
GTAO then > GTAO now
Lemme explain:
>GTAO then
>Rooftop Rumble exploit
>Coveted exploit
>Actually fun freeroam missions (armored vans, smuggler plane) and you can do them in solo sessions
>No Kuruma back then, so people actually had skills
>Glitched money didn't get removed

>GTAO now
>lol kuruma
>lol reduced payout on everything
>lol Freeroam missions removed and replaced by shitty timed activities you can only do in a group
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>>181861868
I forgot about the armored vans. I remember being a poorfag in a Picador trying to get that van as fast as possible. Now I'm a poorfag with an office, garage, bunker, that only drives a DoD so I don't get randomly Oppressed.

GTA:O was far from perfect (or even good) in it's early stages, but you're right, it was way better.
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>>181860462
>late to the party
>surprised all that's left is shitty craft beer and stale pretzels
It's 2 am and most have either left of fallen asleep, only awoken for a few minutes from the rustling of a new bag of chips being put on the table as the host try to keep the party going.
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>>181861868
>implying anybody uses the kuruma anymore
The new shitter vehicle is the APC
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>>181859282
You could dress like a skater because you customized the car and act like a 13 year old faggot.
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>>181859282

White blazer and pants, pastel pink t-shirt, pair of square shades. I.E just Miami Vice it.

And paint the car Torino Red.
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>tfw all of the people I usually play with are constantly on youtube/netfix and cant be bothered to play
Guess I'll just idle in my bunker then
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>>181861868
Nigga you're forgetting about people having Lazers and Swat Vans on their mechanic list.
As well as the fact no one went after the freeroam events.
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>>181864505
>Nigga you're forgetting about people having Lazers and Swat Vans on their mechanic list.

I miss these days so much
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>>181864505
>lazers and swats
Nigger, those were gone in a month or two at least, and it wasn't as broken as it is now with flying bikes that have 20 ultra-accurate rockets and punish you 20K if you defend yourself from them.
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>all this good shit available in online play
>none of it available in single player
why doesn't rockstar just flip a switch and let offline people have their fun? shit like heist and other group missions could be filled in by the heist members you did campaign with, so what's the problem?

I just refuse to believe shark cards is the answer.
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>>181865812
it's not just shark cards
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https://youtu.be/b0zmuTs4Y_4
reminder to have your dogz spayed and neutered
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>>181859282
Red leather jacket, black jeans.

Also get rid of the orange strip on the car, I'd ditch the neons if I were you too.
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>>181865812
I mean, heists and whatnot no, that shit's balanced to multiplayer, it would take a lot of work to get it playable in singleplayer, and it wouldn't make sense character wise.

It is ridiculous that all the new cars are multiplayer only though.
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>>181838431
>
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literally the only thing left to do is kill randies in freeroam
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6OWjMrSkzA
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So is there anyway to make the crack money I need in order to buy a high end yacht? The only place I know giving money away for free is leddit from time to time or if you pay on modding sites.
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>Making an outfit at a clothing store
>been hearing gunfire for a while
>pop out of the menu
>see a level 67 with a monkey mask, red hoody, and shorts
>he's on an oppressor shooting the default gun at mine that he has knocked over
>there is also proxy mine near it but I was probably taking too long and he got bored
>He decides fuck it and blows up my bike with the poverty launcher
>he comes inside and start shooting, then launching rockets thinking he can get a free kill when I pop out of the store menu
>Lolno passive only fucking idiots don't go passive when shopping in pubs
>leave the now closed shop
>he hops on his bike and flies away
>I toggle passive off and get ready to swat his ass
>he goes into the menu and quits before I can even pull out my gun
I..win?
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>>181865812
But... shark cards IS the answer.

On old gen, people were able to access DLC vehicles in SP in the protagonists' garages and test what color suit them best, what customization options and wheels look good, and if it is worth it to purchase and own in Online. That right there is how I saved my money from buying the 440K Lampadati Furore GT, I mean seriously, that thing was THE Ocelot Lynx when it came to how much of a ripoff it was, and it didn't even have any modification options or a good engine/exhaust sound like real Maseratis have.

They simply stopped because they want you to...

>buy a $2M supercar
>apply a million colors and change between customization options
>exit LSC and realize how bad your customization is
>re-enter LSC and spend more bucks improving it until it looks somewhat acceptable
>drive it around for five minutes and realize you don't really like the car and get the sinking feeling that you wasted money again
>sell it for $500K after wasting $4M on it

... so thank god a hacker dropped me a shit ton of cash so that I never have to experience this again, but other than that, fuck Kikestar and JewTwo for forcing these shitty microtransactions.
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>>181869697
>>buy a $2M supercar
>>apply a million colors and change between customization options
>>exit LSC and realize how bad your customization is
>>re-enter LSC and spend more bucks improving it until it looks somewhat acceptable
>>drive it around for five minutes and realize you don't really like the car and get the sinking feeling that you wasted money again
>>sell it for $500K after wasting $4M on it
I literally avoid this just by watching YouTube leak videos. Not the dubstep like-share-subribe fucktards, mind you. Something like this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynt3c-EChZA
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>>181867389
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>>181871935
Pile of scrap*
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>>181871935
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>>181869697

Ugh, I remember being so excited for the Furore. Figured it'd be my new cruising car, ended up being a boring piece of shit.
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>>181872954
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>>181874081
I thought this meme was supposed to be ironic
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>>181872954
>>181871935
>WRX
>BABBYMOBILE
>not Kurwa
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>>181875210
Because literally nobody says that unironically.
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>kicked from /GTAG/ PS4

Why?
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>>181875880
ID? there was a kindasorta purge
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>>181876310

Why was there a kindasorta purge? Why was I involved? I dindu nuffin.
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>>181871935
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>>181876749
randies were getting into the crew somehow I guess. what was your ID tho?
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I've done a math
>VIP work pays about 20,000
>each mission takes about five minuets with a five minuet cool down without repeats
>100,000 every 50 minuets
>nearly 10 hours to grind up to one million
But
>cooldowns don't persist between players
>switching between CEOs could cut that down to just under five hours for one million
>do one mission, disband org, another player registers as CEO and invites the other players for more work
We can cut that time down even more if we go full socialist
>average shareable money is around %50
>$50,000 every five minuets
>one million in about an hour
Am I shit at math or could this work?
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>>181879850
you're better off just doing one of the adversary mode events, money comes faster and you're getting a chance to fuck over others while you make it
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>>181880634
How long do they last and what's the max payout?
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>>181879850
Cooldown happens to all associates, so you'll need some dedicated CEOs to start slave work while someone(s) jumps between CEOs.
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>>181880776
10-20 minutes, usually $60k-$100k. once got $120k for letting the other team score twice and taking the next three rounds by force.
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>>181881485
Crew mission when
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I have a big problem.

I bought a Megalodon shark card two days ago on Steam (stupid, I know) and the money still hasn't hit my bank. I filed a ticket on Rockstar support's website but nothing has happened. How long do I have to wait to get it? I keep getting the message that says "Daily purchase limit reached, please wait 24 hours for your transaction to complete" or something. I heard somewhere that if I drop below a certain amount of money, it will go through, is that true? I have 11 million in the bank right now, and I need to buy a shit ton of stuff, which I don't wanna do until I get my ~20 million.
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>>181882843
Don't waste your time with tickets. Get them on the phone or don't contact them at all.
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>page ten
Somebody post webms
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'kay
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>>181886087
I only have screenshots, will that do?
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>CEO
>4 players
>MC club
>6
Does that mean I can get six crates on a resupply mission?
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>>181887831
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Crew session where
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>tfw rdr2 won't be good because singleplayer doesn't make the big bucks anymore
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>>181879061
Kurumi chan, not kuruma chan
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>>181886087
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>>181890616
>tfw they will make an even more annoying and convoluted SP to MP method instead of just giving us a main menu and letting us select what we want to play
>tfw it will allow tons of glitches just like in GTA5 to completely fuck up the economy which will already be shit.
>tfw high end horses will cost 100 gold bars minimum and each train robbery will only net you 2-5 each time with a 3 hour cooldown
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>>181891178
>tfw horse carriages with gatling guns dlc
>tfw explosive rifle dlc
>tfw must win 100 duels and 50 horse races before getting horse armor
>tfw must win 50 races (both horse and horse+carriage) and 50 duels before you can buy a car
>tfw mauser pistol shoots like rdr mp but the GOLDEN mauser pistol shoots like rdr sp
>tfw everything is so expensive you need to buy goldbar cards to pay for it all
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>>181886941
no
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So I havent played since October 2016, and I didnt really enjoy my time with this game. It's fun, I guess, and I think it would be more fun with you guys, but there's far too many hackers and griefers running around.

Is it worth giving another shot? Or is game kill? Perhaps I should try and weasel my way into another group in another game.

Pic relate is me.
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>>181890756
I like wrasslin'

>>181891932
>not warbonds
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>>181892458
and 4chan did fucky with my picture.
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>>181879850
you still have to wait 5 minutes if your friend does ceo, theres a sessionwide wait time
and why would you calculate without repeats, you can practically do fortified > headhunter > sightseer seamlessly
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>>181892458
game is kill
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>>181893502
Good to know

>tfw cant even get a refund because I bought it so long ago AND I have 39 hours in it.

Oh well, a game filled to its armpits with hackers and poor-sport shitters deserves to die and be forgotten.
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>>181893823
It's nowhere near dead, you're taking the word kill too literal. GTA:O is still massively popular, but there's a ton of stupid shit in the game right now
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>>181894161
Oh okay. So it's kill in terms of quality content, but it's still a massive cash cow then.

Did Rockstar ever crack down on the fucking hacking? I know they're sperging about how mods should be made illegal like a bunch of fucks(which reminded me that I actually own this game).

Or will I login to find some fag flying in a motorcycle shooting rockets at people and when people tell him to piss off he goes full "git gud kid u nigger just like get better lol"?
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>>181894419
>So it's kill in terms of quality content
Yes and no. There's a ton of overpowered shit in the game right now but it all depends on if you find it fun. Some do, some don't. I personally find them fun, but broken in terms of the games balance

>Did Rockstar ever crack down on the fucking hacking? Yes, there was a banwave about 2 weeks ago. The only form of hacking people do now are just for cash as far as I know

>Or will I login to find some fag flying in a motorcycle shooting rockets at people and when people tell him to piss off he goes full "git gud kid u nigger just like get better lol"?
Probably
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>>181894419
>Did Rockstar ever crack down on the fucking hacking?
Yes but we're dealing with kids here, so a good amount are back. With all the shit with openIV and force hacks (r* basically said "no more modding") it's decreased, but not gone.

>Or will I log on to ... "git gud kid u nigger just like get better lol"?
Yes you will, but you'll have a good 20 minutes of fucking around before that.
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>>181894419
they took two good handfuls of the hacking out of the game. They're still around. Pretty much no bug fixing at all.

>Or will I log in to find some fag flying in a motorcycle shooting rockets at people and when people tell him to piss off he goes full "git gud kid u nigger just like get better lol"?

the flying bike that fires rockets is actually a thing now. Also explosive ammo.
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>>181894419
There will always be flying bike niggers
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>>181895208
Jesus I've been away from this game too long.

Which dev thought this was a good idea?

Also, y'all basically saying that the hacking is minimal now? Do people still hunt you down to murder you over and over again to get their jollies?
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>>181895635
the 16 year old Chinese programmer they shipped in

doy
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>>181895635

Of course they hunt you down, I had someone murder everyone that finished the heist he was in no less than five times.
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>>181895208
>Sabaton's "Night Witches" blares in the distance
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>>181895947
That sucks to hear. It is one of my biggest gripes with this game. Why is the community so shit. Kill them and be done with it and move on. Do you really enjoy having to track down one particular person, shoot them, rinse and repeat?

What do you get out of it? Some people, I swear.
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>>181896086

It's the reason I'm utterly terrified of playing with pubbies other than the lack of skill. They have no filter at all and turn freeroam into a deathmatch. It's no fun having to be terrified to do anything in this game and stick to playing with friends.
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>>181896086
because people can't be parents
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>>181896086
People are even more aggressive with RDMing now since you have APCs and flying bikes that can appear 20 feet away whenever they want.

Webm related, dude started shit with one of our 5 man crew while he was getting supplies and it became almost two hours of
>shoot him out of the air
>kill him on foot repeatedly until he goes passive
>wait for him to fly off on his bike
>repeat 2 minutes later when he flies back trying to get a lock-on kill off one of us
Eventually we called it a night and left, I think we had a cumulative 100+ kills on the guy
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>>181896236
So you guys tend to only play in group sessions? Huh. Perhaps I was playing this game wrong. I was in the group for like a week before I got purged for inactivity. I think I got to say hi to one of the namefags here even.
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>>181896383

Yep, I've only been playing with my friends who have GTA. I requested an invite to the PC GTAG coming from the PS3 GTAG but I don't think I was accepted.

The only thing that seems worth it coming from PS3 is the organization content, everything else is pretty mediocre especially this gunrunning shit. I can't get over the fact yachts in this game are over 100 USD.
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>>181897053
You need to post your social club in The thread in addition to requesting an invite.
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Unlocking things like explosive rounds is completely random, right?
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>>181895208
>>181895635
>>181896086
>waaaah why do people kill me in grand theft auto

fuck off you whining babies, blowing random people up will always be funny. every single vehicle has weaknesses you can exploit, except maybe APCs, but at least they have limited ammo.
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>>181898431
Get the APC backed into a corner and call a mugger on it.
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>>181899006
I've tried mugging APCs before and even when its just the driver sitting still the mugger will run towards it then freak out halfway and turn tail.
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sniper rifle + thermal scope + explosive rounds has got to be the most retarded thing i've had the pleasure of witnessing and abusing in freemode

i can tell no sense of balance was kept in mind when creating this and just thought fuck it because its fun
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>>181895208
Ive fast tracked my research so many fuckin times but still have yet to get those oppressor missles
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>>181901757
add oppressor to that and ability to spawn MOC any time and yeah it's pretty ridiculous
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>>181902563
oppressor is stupid because it does too much, not because its overpowered in itself. a flying bike wouldve been fine if it didnt have rockets and a self charging system and could be stored in your garage and a fast speed. in other words its just overloaded as fuck

the thermal scope with the explosive rounds is far more retarded simply because with the range upgrade you can snipe from a surprisingly long range. you don't even have to perfectly aim either, just aim in their general area and you'll kill them because of the aoe. unless they have a thermal scope too they wont be fighting back since they cant pick you off as fast from a far range

shit has no counterplay, its either run away or go passive
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Does anyone on here know how to mod money? A hacker gave me a couple mil but I need more to achieve my dreams.
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>>181898431
>xD gta is all about random deathmatch lel
>being autistic
>claiming the APC have no weaknesses

Literally just shoot through the windows you baby
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>>181905594
No clue. I've been trying to get free money as well but it's been a pain in the ass. The only place giving money away for free posts randomly and fills up in 2-3 seconds so you could sit there watching the invite log all day and not get in like I did today.
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ded game
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>>181909339
wish you were riding me to be honest
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>>181909516
forward
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Anyone interested in doing a heist?
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>>181909516
me first, and I don't use condoms
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So i've been away from this game and GTAO since summer of 2015. What does everyone do in-game now?
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>>181910294
I can't speak for everyone, but I mostly do Import/Export, filling in with Gun Running missions and VIP Work during the cooldowns. When I'm not doing that, I'm racing or finding photo opportunities.

A lot of people in /gtag/ seem to spend a lot of their time these days flying around on Oppressors blowing up non-/gtag/.
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>>181910294
flying around on oppressor, handing out justice
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So I just got my vehicle warehouse. what now? should I save up for a cargobob or buzzard?
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>>181869697
I think buying cars through the sites is stupid. They should allow us to buy cars through showrooms so there is a full preview of a car before you purchase.
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>>181911907
Neither, what you want is an oppressor. As for vehicle warehouse save about 10 each of lows and mediums, the game will only give you top end after.
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>>181912293
why an opressor? will the grinding be easier with it?
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>>181911907
definitely get the buzzard before a cargobob.

>>181912293
>As for vehicle warehouse save about 10 each of lows and mediums, the game will only give you top end after.
This. Keep sourcing cars, but only sell top range cars. Keep standard and mid range ones. Don't let your warehouse inventory go over 80%. Eventually you'll have 1 of every standard and mid range car, and as you sell top range cars, they'll be replaced with themselves. If you let your inventory go over 80% you'll start getting dupes.
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>>181912497
>why an opressor? will the grinding be easier with it?
Eh. It's in general a bit faster/more fun than the buzzard, the buzzard's a lot cheaper and generally easier to use for grinding though. It's pretty much fool proof against NPCs, the Oppressor you can actually die on, and traversing the map is more complex, but has higher potential and like I said, more fun.
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>>181912614
You can get a buzzard from the CEO menu though. It's not like there's any other use for the buzzard unless you're just grinding.
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>>181895967
FROM THE DEPTHS
OF HELL IN SILENCE
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>>181912614
when I buy the opressor will it already have rockets and stuff?
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>>181913783
No, and that's a good point.

You need a Bunker and MOC in order to get the rockets. And you have to wait for the research on the rockets. And that adds another couple 4 or so million.

I'd definitely just save up for the Buzzard first. Unless jumping around on your rocket/glide bike sounds that much fun. But for utility, definitely the Buzzard.
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>>181913783
>this
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>>181914219
buzzard it is then.
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>the only good wheels for the x80 are the stock
>cant buy them
Is going without bulletproof that bad?
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>>181914558
What? You can bullet proof stock tires. The only thing you can't do is change the tire design or wheel color.
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>>181914660
Oh. Pay no mind then.
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>>181914819
There actually is a very small reason to change them off stock. Some cars have a certain quality, "tires_can_clip" or something like that. Basically it means that the tire part of the wheel can clip through bumps and curbs and the like, meaning the thicker the tire the smoother the ride, it will make driving over bumps and curbs a LOT easier.

Unfortunately that means that Offroad tires give the smoothest and most controllable ride, and high-end tires give the worst, and certain vehicle's default wheels, like the X80 and Nero, have utterly ridiculously thin tires, even more so than the high-end tires. Once you've tried it, the difference really is noticable, but I would still say generally not enough to convince me to actually change them to offroad.

Also, not all cars have that property, it's mostly higher end ones, and mostly newer ones, but it's pretty random. I'm like 90% sure the X80 does though.
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the independence day stuff still in? i forgot to log in.
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>>181915286
Yup
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Do you guys use macros?

I find it impossible to play the game without macros for armor, food etc. The only problem I'm having is that being a CEO etc changes the menu order so I have to run two sets of the same exact macros on different keybinds.

Honestly they should just add keybinds for armor and food etc in the game.
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>>181915172
As an addendum to this post you should go for tuner wheels if the off road ones aren't to your liking. They're almost as thick and not half as ugly.
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>>181916320
What do you use for macros?
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>>181917623

AutoHotkey.
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>>181916320
Make a KYS macro like DOGZ, become MLG.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0zmuTs4Y_4
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>>181917951

I do have that, I will always deny the other player a kill if I have time.
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>>181917426
>tfw free chrome challenger off-road rims on all of my cars
Even my friends called me out on my autistic antics, but I don't care. Looks nice to me
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>everybody on ps4 abuses the glitch
>everybody has everything
>everybody loses interest in the game at the same time due to burning through content

Welp, that was a mistake.
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BOSS crew is KOS right?
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>>181918550
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo-Y3oehYBk
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>>181918805
What's the rebbit crew? I'd kill IGN but I don't care much for them.
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>>181918218
>got major hackerbux for the first time right before gunrunning
>having so much money has killed a lot of my playtime, I spent a lot of time on the grind, driving whatever my fun new car was on Import/Export until I could afford the next new car I wanted
>at the same time I know that Gunrunning is so utterly insanely expensive that I would have been so disillusioned without hackerbux, it would take so long to grind that it would still kill my desire to play
There's no winning solution, gunrunning was a mistake
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>>181919008
It wasn't a complete mistake, it's just not fun getting everything instantly.
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>The Short bob hairstyle

Getting strong "I've just turned thirty-three but I promise I'm still hip and fertile" vibes from it. I like it.
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>>181921846
I see what you mean. Yeah, I dig it.

Nice character/outfit btw
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Colonel_Cabbage I want in on that pc_gtag
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*steals your MOC*
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>>181922150
blacklisted for liking football
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>>181922451
you could call it an obsession
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>>181922348
I'm getting flashbacks to prom
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>>181922403
Yeah well okay sure
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>>181922451
I have so much fun in the oppressor, but I know it makes me a shitter
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How come I never see anyone else wearing the biker shirts? They're really nice, and fairly high quality models for the game too.
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>>181925889
Because it's hard to find matching outfits.

This games dressup is kinda shitty. Rockstar just takes 1 piece and adds 20 different color options to it instead of multiple styles
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>>181925889
Probably doesn't match their RP, plus most shitters like the airsofter aesthetic
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>>181925889
qt
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>>181925889
>smeared lipstick
What did he mean by this?
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I love mansex!
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>>181926461
I wanted a sort of trashy, skeevy, punk junkie look. The eye make-up plays to that too.
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>>181926393
Is that yours? Really good photo, and nice aesthetics on the character. All go together really well.
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>>181925889
>>181926393
>>181926743
The Biker update really was the single biggest boon to my wardrobe since the game came out. The helmets, the goggles, the short-shorts with stockings, the boots, the shirts, the jackets, so much of it has become regular parts of my wardrobe. Nearly 50% of my clothes I'd wager. Made my outfits look so much better, more varied while also being more cohesive and all around good-looking.
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>>181926848
Ja, she's my second character. Wound up redoing her face using one a them youtube face guides so she doesn't look like a lemon sucker though

>>181927009
Definitely one of the netter dress-up DLCs, lots of pants that don't suffer from low-crotch or unnecessary baggyness
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>>181925889
They look nice but they're tough to coordinate with. Plus show off my character's tummy which clashes with my thicc headcanon
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>>181822313
Before I even clicked on that gif I knew exactly what it was kek.

And now I'm spooped because I just watched that video for the first time 3 days ago.
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based languagez
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What's the most comfy location to anchor your yacht?
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>>181929151
The trash, yachts are useless
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>>181929151
Far away from salty poorfags
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>>181927851
>not showing off your character's tummy as much as possible
can't relate
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How the fuck do you complete this god damn
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>>181930976
Use the d-pan to select various onscreen IP addresses. Find the IP within the grid and press [X] once it's highlighted.
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>>181931042
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>>181930976
Pick a distinct number in your 4 number code, the easiest to recognize (I'd go with 33) and search the grid for it. Numbers can exist multiple times, but you'll see at most 3 instances. Just search for a 33, and see if the numbers around it match. This was a really easy frame too, 33's on the far right, fourth row up, and the rest wrap around to the far left third row up
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>>181930976
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>>181931402
>implying it's that easy when the numbers are constantly shifting every second
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Anybody got any jobs for a poor skeleton like myself?
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>>181931503
you're a special kind of tard, aren't you anon?
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>>181931503
>reeeeeeeee i can't find 33
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>>181928151
*muffled 'Boys Are Back In Town' in the background*
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>>181931706
>still no ridiculous giant sombrero
I can accept the lack of a poncho, it's obvious why that wouldn't be feasible in online, but c'mon. We already have so many doofy giant hats
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Ya'll seen this guys vids?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O98Y5tJJWtQ
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>>181931890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKiqMjAZW1g they're pretty enjoyable
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>>181931889
>I can accept the lack of a poncho
You what, nigger?
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>>181931890
that wall can't be build fast enough
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>>181931889
Because it's not something millennial fuckbois that infest this game will wear, unless if it's hot pink or lime green and costs six figures.
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>>181932001
Online dosn't have any sort of dynamic fabrics on PCs. Everything's stiff and sort of warps and stretches statically with player movement. A poncho would look ugly as hell. The only way they could really do it to make it look good is if it was really small and didn't cover the arms or legs at all, and it would still have a ton of clipping issues.

I'd love a poncho, but I accept there's no way it would look good with the current system, and would need much deeper changes that are never going to happen to be properly implemented.
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>>181929540
literally everyone and their mother owns a yacht now
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>>181931889
>tfw you will never be in an MC of 8 gtags kitted out in maximum shitter gear and oversized sombreros, blasting Thin Lizzy over the mic and riding orange & pink oppressors
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>>181932034
what's your favorite gang
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>>181932201
The recent money glitch was dope.
I would never ever think of getting a yacht even if I had more than enough legit cash.
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>>181886941
>MC club
>6
It's 8
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13376395
vote please friends
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>>181911907
Don't buy a cargobob. They're a waste of money because of how unreliable they are
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>>181932584
Didn't vote for them, but I still gotta give a shout out to the Lost MC. The Lost Daemon is a nice bike, and they have some Grade A biker sluts, which is an extremely high-tier variety of slut.
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>>181932584
fuck off
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>>181932850
why? it's a gta thread and we're talking about the gta gangs
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>>181932584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Hpdf6jaHmQ voted ballas
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>>181932761
>hook car
>spend 5 min flying at walking pace
>car magically detaches
>12000$ repair
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>>181932584
Vagos por vida!
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>>181931890
Oh shit a few of us got invited to that guy's crew a few days ago
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>>181933329
I swear Vagos has twice the territory compared to ballas and families, I guess it's a pretty good resemblance of real life where mexican gangs have taken over a lot of the old african-american gangs territory.
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>When a rando tries to steal a jet that someone abandoned after taking too much damage
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>>181933506
I think it's mixture of things. The Ballas and Families are both competing for largely residential areas, with a little bit of sort of suburban strip malls and shit in their turf. The Vagos have huge stretches of industrial land to themselves, as well as some residential area. They're also international, dealing with drug smuggling and the like, where as the Ballas and Families are strictly city gangs, purely local in focus.

The Vagos are also in a unique place, where they're competing both with the more local hood gangs like the Ballas, but also the more large scale criminal enterprise gangs. Not just the other hispanic cartels like the Aztecas, but also the Lost, whatever the Korean gang is, shit like that. The Vagos are in everything a little bit, so it makes it seem like they have more presence.
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>>181933506
In my opinion, they're the most threatening gang because not only do they have massive territory, they're also extremely aggressive.

If you piss anyone off in the Ballas and Families territory without pulling out a weapon, they'll just punch you or stab you. However, if you do the same in the Vagos territory, they'll pull out their pistols and uzis without any hesitation.
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>>181933626
It wasn't abandoned, it was spawned
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>>181934153
mexicans are like that, el salvadorans (Marabunta Grande) are worse though
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>game teases me by reminding me that i'll never own this beautiful car
for anyone that owns it, please.. tell me it's overrated, and not as great as I think it is.
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>>181936230
Just launch some race in "Super" class, and test it out for yourself.
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>>181936230
It's a yet another vapid supercar with racecar modifications, it's seriously not worth it.
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>>181937180
I understand you used "vapid" as in "bland",
but you're waiting for someone to tell you the car is a dewbauchee aren't you?
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>>181936230
it handles phenomenally well at high speeds and grips the road
you should save up and buy it, but it's not worth deferring important purchases like a heist apartment, office, MC clubhouse, coke lab, bunker, etc.
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Just unlocked all the ammo types, what's the best ammo for each weapon? Explosive sniper for maximum shitter is a must obviously.
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>>181938237

>but it's not worth deferring important purchases like a heist apartment, office, MC clubhouse, coke lab, bunker, etc.

Which one of the important purchases makes good bank? I've skipped the MC content and am trying to move on to organizations directly, I'm halfway to an office.
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>>181938568
Office and vehicle warehouse, buy in at least 2500000
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>>181936230
>>181938237


Does it handle better than the Tempesta?
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>>181938771

I'm assuming with that the large warehouse is the best choice then for the supply stuff? I was going to buy the office near the apartments for $1.1M and then use that as a CEO. Isn't it super risky though to do supply since you have to do it with pubs?
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>>181938978
I'm not talking crates, im talking import export car selling. It makes more money faster.

Yeah, it's risky but there are plenty of methods to get into a solo public lobby.
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>>181939363
>being thicc
anon
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>>181939617
It's just the overalls, I swear
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>>181939727
>everyone in the gta universe just happens to know how to operate a military APC
impressive that she made that climb so effortlessly while wearing heels
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>>181939857
To be fair she kinda just sat there for a while and then hopped out. I have seen them steal a hydra and hover mode it into a building before though
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>>181822313
is it worth buying game for online now?
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>>181937879
Yeah, you saw right through the double entendre lol.
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>release a cool vehicle
>charge an insane amount for it
>nerf the shit out of it after everyone shark cards their way to unlocking it

Holy fuck this is some maximum level kikery. For those who don't know today's hotfix nerfed the Oppressor to shit. They massively increased the weight and the thing basically went from a super agile killing machine to a flying brick. But that's not even it. They increased the jet recharge time to 1.5 seconds and changed the rocket projectile to the poverty launcher so it's rockets can't even hit shit now.

I feel so fucking burned holy shit. I actually bought a card for this fucking thing and they do this
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why is gta 5 online so boring, its all jet planes modern warfare guns and bullshit, not enough hood.
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>>181940119
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>>181933527
just like the old days
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>>181944515
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>dead game
>dead crews
>dead community
>dead general (takes a literal hour to rez the general because nobody gives a shit)
>shitter epidemic worse now than ever

Why do I even bother coming to these threads?
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>>181945243
its okay take 2 will go away soon then rockstar will have full control again right guys? right??
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Like bags of sand~
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Is there anything in GTAO that could theoretically be automated with a bot? I don't plan on going full chinese gold farmer mode on it but I think it'd be interesting to try.
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>>181945712
there was some guy posting here about idling with the boxville CEO mission, apparently if you sit in a safe location you can trigger it over and over again raking profits

I wasn't tempted to buy that ridiculously expensive and otherwise completely useless turd so I don't know for sure
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>>181945712
Yes, actually. AFK playlists are pretty profitable and easy as fuck to find. You can't do them solo however.

Me and my buds afk every night and make 1mil+ without even being home.
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>>181939520
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>>181946151
Never worked with playlists before, how does this work? What sort of profit do you get per hour?
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>>181941748
reddit doesnt say anything so i thin, youre bullshitting
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>>181946317
>What sort of profit do you get per hour?
140k for winner, about 110k for loser every hour and 44 minutes. we let our custom made playlist run for 15-18 hours while sleeping+at work so when we get home we all have another mil in gta$.

It's one of the few actual ways to profit off not playing the game. I supplement it with duping, but it makes my mates enough cash to buy [EXPENSIVE NEW TOY] every two or three runs.
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>>181946736
>going on reddit
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>>181931503
Wait, people still haven't figured out that the numbers always shift left?

Well now you know. The numbers never shift in a specific location, they always move left (up and then left if its on the edge).
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>>181941748
>implying the oppressor didn't need nerfs
literally everyone was saying its too overpowered and does too much for just a single vehicle, the nerfs were going to happen one way or another
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>>181922348
no fucking way
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>>181946984
I imagine you're something like a level 900 by now
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>>181948595
guess what nigger
hydras are over powered
kurumas are over powered
everything in this game is some degree of OP
but why nerf this, litterally the most expensive and sought after item of the new update, and not the real criminal fucking raygun sniper rounds
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>>181930976
>>181931503
>console
figures
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>>181948865
>hydras are over powered
its ghost organization that makes them stupid, the fucking thing starts smoking from a single pistol shot

>Kurumas are overpowered
??????? kuruma is literally a vehicle for level 20 shitters, its hardly overpowered when it can be blown up instantly. you can't even throw explosives when inside either, so you're clearly have no idea what you're talking about

>but why nerf this
because it's a hypermobile rocket bike with lock on rockets better than a jet or or missile launcher and has a boost that charges automatically, not to mention the fucking thing isn't even pegasus, it can be stored in your garage. the oppressor is literally a powercreeped version of the voltic, the ruiner 2000, and that one bike with the braking charging system
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>>181949854
I really love how you articulated reasoanble responses to the throw-out arguements but didn't bother touching the issue of raygun rounds

I get it youre a shitter and you're kdr relies on them its okay but I don't get why youre being such a faggot about the Oppressor.
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>>181950672
Nigger just because he didn't mention the sniper doesn't mean it doesn't need a nerf. The Oppressor was blatantly overpowered as a vehicle so it derserved a nerf, that was his point. No need to get your knickers in a bunch.

I do agree the sniper needs a nerf too though.
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>>181950672
because I don't disagree the explosive rounds on the sniper aren't stupid, retard
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>>181949854
>>181951008
Wait, Oppressor got nerfed? Source?
I guess it's anecdotal but I did notice how sluggish it felt while flying after logging on today.
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>>181950672
As long as the oppressor stayed in that state there was no reason to use
>helis
>any car or bike
>the ruiner or the voltic
It does too much, it's fucking overloaded. Maybe if it was pegasus only but even then it would still do too much.
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>>181951406
i haven't checked, he's just saying its been nerfed and he's pissed because he used a >shark card for it. i'm just saying if it was nerfed, its a justified one
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>>181948865
Hydra is a shitter vehicle but its technically more expensive, plus you can get their equivalent at the army base. Sadly at this point they'll probably never remove the hydra's explosive ammo so it can't instantly delete everything in the game.

>kurumas
>overpowered
Even the homing launcher can blow those up.
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What do armor piercing rounds do? Do they actually pierce vehicle armor or just body armor?
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>>181948865
>>181949854
>>181951749
dont forget with the mc abilities you can spawn this thing next to you in 10 seconds if it gets destroyed

you need to drive to get pegasus stuff and recalling a destroyed car has a 5 min cd
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>>181951406
It hasn't been nerfed. He's just experienced it in "Heavy mode". The bike has 2 different physics modes because cockstar can't program. It all depends on what the game decides to give you when you drag the bike out or you can force "light mode" using the editor.
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>>181952030
armor piercing will do some damage though body armor

full metal jacket I think can go through vehicle armor
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Why do people raise their hands in front of their face whenever a gun is pulled on them? I'm sure I also would, but it won't do anything to help if a bullet is shot in the direction of my head.
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>>181952343
>or you can force "light mode" using the editor
Explain
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>>181952343
i knew he was full of shit
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>>181939727
What would happen if you did this with a rocket voltic or oppressor, and then stood in front of them until they honked at you?
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>>181952484
its an instinct to protect your eyes
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>>181951408
>it does too much
It's what it says on the tin. It's a bike. It can use a short-lived boost. It can extend wings and glide/fly with this boost. It can fire machine guns and eventually rockets. Wow, that really 100% completely invalidates every other vehicle in the game!

>>181952343
iirc Heavy gets set only if you use a combination of the armor upgrades+missiles. Removed armor from mine and it's permanently light.
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>>181952487
1. Go story mode
2. Go rockstar editor
3. Edit something
4. Save it
5. Exit to story mode
6. Go online

Enjoy the Opressor becoming an airplane.
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>>181952665
its the mc abilities that make it op not what it does, if it was pegasus or special vechile warehosue it wouldn't be nearly as good
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>>181952484
>but it won't do anything to help if a bullet is shot in the direction of my head.
It will in GTAO. Bullets can only hit once per target so even if you use a round that can pierce multiple people like the heavy sniper, it'll only hit the hand and thus only deal 25% damage. NPCs just use their meta knowledge
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>>181952665
>It can use a short-lived boos
which is recharged AUTOMATICALLY. all you have to do is touch land for a split second and it will start charging even if you continue flying after

>It can extend wings and glide/fly with this boost
which makes it hypermobile, too mobile for a stored vehicle

>and eventually rockets
like I said earlier faggot, its type of rockets aren't the same rockets you see on jets, jelis, or rocket launchers. the oppressors rockets are faster, lock in easier, and don't just circle their target. yes, it does invalidate every other vehicle in the game when it can get to your destination faster than a supercar, have the utility of the ruiner2000 but stored in your garage, have better rockets than anything else in the game, all while being in the compact and lightweight size of a regular bike

how can't you see that all this shit piled together isn't a problem? are you retarded?
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>>181953285
add in the favorite bike mechanic on top of all that
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>>181953285
everything you say is right and i would agree it needs a nerf IF it was released 2/3 years

but now it literally doesnt matter
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>>181954051
see
>>181951408

i'm not suggesting the oppressor should be dumpstered, but it needs reasonable nerfs. make it slower, make the boost charge by driving a certain distance, downgrade the rockets to buzzard tier, anything. it shouldn't be allowed to be the best at everything
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>everyone shitting on the broppressor

Fuck you guys. Being the first nigga in the crew to get one felt great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLwe7UqUX7k
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>>181954408
>first
Literally who cares but yourself?
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>>181954325
The only nerf it needs is to not be usable as a favorite bike, MC request and MAYBE a -15 to it's rocket count with a buff to the machine gun so it's a side-grade instead of the blatantly better choice.
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>Boss, our scientists need supplies for advanced weapon development!
>this ISIS pickup truck with iron plates on it should do

>Boss, our patreon-funded tumblr artists need gluten-free vegan color supplies for the new Livery!
>I heard a modern tank in the middle of this military base might have what we need
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>>181936230
8/10

Turismo Classic gives me cooler vibes
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>>181955232
babyx80/10
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>It's gonna be an entire month before all the cars are released.
At least the ardent is last
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>>181956462
>an entire month
At least
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>>181956462
It took them three weeks just to put one car out. A month more for everything else it pretty optimistic.
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>>181938802
I'd say, yes.

>>181955702
Wouldn't dream of it
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>>181922451
How do you manage to go that far?
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>>181957736
>those graphics

wtf


Also WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEW CAR
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>>181957978
weave your bike up and down. just make sure you don't go too far up or you lose speed
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>>181952484
can't see me if i can't see you
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>>181855792

Don't understand this mentality.

I do two things in this game, shooting people and drive vehicles. I feel like that is the core gameplay of GTA.

I hate the absurdly overpowered new vehicles and explosive snipers which shouldn't even be in the game, but claiming that people who attack people who are doing PvE shit is absurd.

I'm not the guy you replied to by the way, just find it strange that people expect others to ignore what is essentially the core aspect of the game.
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>>181945929
>>181946114
>>181946275
Ara, you should try to use smoother camera angle transitions. It's hard to do in the shitheap of an editor, but it can be done.
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>>181952030
negates some damage mitigation
Goes straight through bp helmets
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>>181825251
this faggot wants a feminine dick in his ass
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>>181960260
>the core aspect of gta is using your hackbux armored kill box to grief people trying to make enough money to afford ammo
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>>181960260
A couple of things.

1. The possibility of PvE is a thing, not the necessity of it. Online's also about co-op, and just general coexistence. It's the fact that unlike single player, there are a bunch of other ridiculous super-criminals running around. You might see someone else speeding down the road at 100 mph or hear some other asshole blowing shit up in a stolen tank a few blocks down. Yeah people CAN attack you, but other players attacking you isn't the point of the experience. It's something that can happen, and you have to be aware of, but not in anyways the main goal of the game, like in a competetive shooter or something. The main goal of GTA Online is, much like GTA, doing fun crimes, making money, and expanding your means and scope as a criminal

2. On top of that, PvP is really really really awful in GTA. The mechanics are not at all balanced for player vs player, the mechanics of the game are designed for a singleplayer experience vs hoards of useless NPCs. Combat in GTA derives it's fun and challenge from numbers of NPCs, exactly how much shit, and how big is the shit, you're blowing up. Situations are harder because there's just MORE enemies, and in a more difficult locaiton to deal with them. GTA doesn't handle individual tough enemies well. In GTA any one enemy is barely a threat, and all of that falls out the window in Online. Other players are made of tissue paper. They still get headshot, their hitboxes are still enormous, it's still beyond trivial to blow up most vehicles (particularly any vehicle important for a delivery mission), shit is just awful. It's incredibly easy to kill someone unless you're unbelievably bad, and there's essentially no counterplay to it, other than respawning and killing them back. Even if you kill them first, they just instantly respawn nearby, spawn a buzzard or oppressor, or just shoot with heavy sniper because they still have line of sight. PvP is a fruitless, utterly unfun mess.
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>>181961970
3. And lastly, bringing it together, there's no good incentive to attack other players. The only reward is just the satisfaction of making the game less fun and more frustrating for someone else. If you can afford this shit, then the measly couple thousand you get is literally nothing, less than your daily charge, less than you'd spend refilling ammo or body armor, it's fucking nothing. If you're the person choosing to shit on people with your oppressor or hydra or ruiner 2000 or buzzard, you have nothing to gain, you are just being an asshole for the sake of being an asshole
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>>181960260
GTA was never a PvP game, only 5 has made it serious. The multiplayer in 4 was for just fucking around.
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>>181961970
>>181962281
>The way I play the game is superior to yours
The post
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Did that tripfag commit suicide because of his photo being shown here???
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>>181961970
well put
... and all you have to do is to play some DM or Adversary Mode with weapon limits to see how much better the PvP can be if it's not based
on explosive weapons and crazy vehicles.
There's still plenty of wrong there, but at least is enjoyable AND you actually get something for your effort.
In free roam weather you kill or are killed you still lose dollar after a dollar, thousand upon a thousand for ammo, explosives, insurances, hospital bills all for a measly RP gain. I may have a gorillion hackerbux but such waste still annoys me.
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>>181961970
>>181962281
Blame R* for deciding endgame is to be grinding and griefing, and actively encouraging fucking others over.

>>181962391
I really hate that there isn't server options like in 4 where you could choose to join a server that has no cops or player on player damage.
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>>181962765
Turns out he didn't love his life enough to not commit a selfish act like suicide
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>you need to research Ballistic Armor first
>then pay 500k
>then pay 5k every single time you use it
no wonder I don't see them around
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>>181967207
Also only works in freeroam, Organization work and even some freeroam activities will revoke the suit without any warning.
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>>181967207
Also fall damage isn't mitigated like the rest so if you drop 20ft down you'll die
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>>181962765
lmao get rekt
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>>181967207
i think the worst part is the 5 min cd if you die with it
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Anyone know how I can lots of money, and quick, in online?
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>>181968415
yeah you use a menu
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>>181967207
Ballistic research should have also unlocked a new tier of vest, one that's actually worth a shit or at least behaved like the ute-vests during heists; additional health and armor at the cost of only being able to carry a single spare or something.
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>>181967207
Yeah it's probably the most useless piece of equipment in the game. The idea would've been cool for missions or heists but then it would be too powerful
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>>181968510
How easy is it to get banned tho?
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>>181960570
It works decently when you can follow a target without having to zoom in to see things. The camera range in the editor is way too low
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Proxy mines are 2fun
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>>181972410
>The camera range in the editor is way too low
There's a mod that removes that, but I don't know how it was affected by Rockstar's mod takedown tomfoolery.
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>>181972410
yeah the range sucks ass especially if you're editing car stuff.

Filters are bretty good with boring webms though
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Does anyone even play this game on the xbox?
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>>181957736
>1920x1080
>all low

Wtf?

Why not just play at 720p and bump some shit up to medium?
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>>181941748
stop spreading FUD
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>>181973135
>finally get around to getting the armored tampa, put the mines on it
>as I'm driving along, try to remember how to deploy them
>nothing I'm doing seems to be working, as I get more confused I slowly drift to a halt
>"Wait, was it the horn?"
>beep beep beep
>BOOM
>dead and 20k fine from Mors Mutual
didn't think that one through too well
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>>181975530
Yeah, muscle memory has killed me repeatedly by honking.

Tip though, go in passive and the mines you lay or have laid will turn off until you drop passive. Really good for mining apartments/MCs/Bunkers/Stores without killing yourself, or setting them next to RDMers in cover so that friends can shoot the mine and kill them.
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>>181975530
>Trying to be a sneaky boy
>Stop to place a mine in a specific spot
>Transmission makes it halfway into first gear
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
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How the fuck do you stop Oppressors?

They are too fast.
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>>181977021
Explosive rounds or your own Oppressor
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>>181977021
Shoot them with an explosive sniper
You have the explosive sniper right tovarisch?
:)))))))))))
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>>181977094

Don't have one.

>>181977102

Don't have it, but would it help? Usually they move to fast for me to snipe them, perhaps my view distance is too low or something. I don't have the level 100 sniper.
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>>181977021
With another oppressor
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So what they should do is make the homing missile RPG actually work when red-locked, that would stop those retards..
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>>181977324
Are you playing on console or something? It's not too difficult to hit them, even if they're moving. Some people find it easier to predict where they'll be and shoot right as they pass rather than trying to track them.

Explosive rounds definitely make it much easier to hit, but I just use the regular heavy sniper since you can still kill with a body shot.

You can also just light them up with any other weapon. Beyond that, there's not much you can do.

>>181977530
This would make any air vehicle totally worthless. The Buzzard is already pretty underpowered for its pricetag since it can barely dodge homing missiles.
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>>181977630

>It's not too difficult to hit them

Yeah sure. Unless you are LARPing as an actual sniper and hunting them down, it's not easy to hit someone who comes out of nowhere and blasts multiple rockets on you while you are trying to scope.

>>181977630

Don't see a problem with that. Why does the missile travel slower than a bike when it should be travelling 500 kph?
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>>181977335
so far ive fought 3 oppressors with my r2k, its currently 2-1 in my favour.
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What's that vehicle that you really like the look and idea of, but just isn't fun to drive?

I love how my Vortex looks, but I never use the thing on account of it just being a less fun to ride version of my Bati801 or FCR 1000 Custom
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>>181825108
Kaat-chan?
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>>181979385
Yeah, lack of wheelie and being a cash sink kinda ruins the the shittero. plus my spergie friend who gets in a tizzy anytime we talk about the bike since I took off the tron mudguards

Alternatively I grabbed the vortex and slapped a meme paintjob on it, but wound up using it 90% of the time I needed a bike.
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>>181979385
>>181982343
Said vortex

also gg with the thicc back wheel aesthetic, I approve.
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>>181979385
Way too many, but I'll keep it down to the Imponte Nightshade.

You basically pay for something that's twice as expensive, andnot as fun to drive. as the Massacro. It has the gripy traction of a supercar, but the boring speed of a hybrid sedan.

They should've let us get the stock version and have the option to upgrade it into a restomod at Benny's, not give us a restomod with no option of converting it back.
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RIP my regular group of bros
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>>181983459
nobody cares dumb blogposter
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>>181983459
>>181984149
wow don't listen to them I care about your dying social life anon
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Can any non-shitters help me with lamar mission #8? Need 3 people. SC:L00nyLouie
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I'm level 30 with 1 mill where do I start ceo or mc?
Buy an office or a bunker first?
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>>181984149
kay
>>181984272
>dying
>implying it wasn't already ded
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>>181984884
Office, and then vehicle warehouse is the way to go if you want to earn money.
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>>181979385
The hotknife, or any classic for that matter. They look great, but can't turn corners for shit. The hotknife is specifically bad, it probably has the worst handling in the game
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>>181982343
yours kind of looks like mine

exceot mine is chrome but the lighting gives it a glossy black effect
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>>181985390
Thank you
Does the building the office is in matter?
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>>181986756
No, it only changes location and e-peen.
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>>181986472
In general I really regret buying my hotknife. I like the type of car but the model and paint options, just, nothing looks good.

In general I love Sports Classics though, my favorite class. So many cars look good and are a delight to drive, I drive them as much as possible. My Mamba, Stinger, Coquette Classic, Monroe, Turismo Classic, Infernus Classic, I really adore the class. Both how they look and how they drive.
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>>181978549
how do you dodge the missiles while you're in a r2k? i always manage to hit the bikes but also end up getting hit at the same time
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>>181982343
>>181986591
I repainted mine a lot. I had mine in all red for a while, with the mudguards removed.

I eventually settled on a metallic black with a midnight blue or galaxy blue secondary, I forget which, and leaving the mudguards on. The lights are very nicely dim, and I think I'm finally happy with it.

I really wish the Shotaro had way more customization options. It's really bullshit, how many options all of the other Bikers bikes did, and how the most expensive one had jack and shit. Like some liveries, maybe some options to change the layouts of the lights and an option to turn them off and just have them be regular secondary. Maybe some options with taking off some of the body panneling, maybe some different fairing/windshield. We can't even change the color of the goddamn ugly grey engine block.
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>>181987948
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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>tfw ps4 crew doesn't log in anymore
What went wrong?
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>>181986472
>The hotknife is specifically bad, it probably has the worst handling in the game

Rat-Truck says hello. An even shorter wheel base but with even more acceleration. I love both of those vehicles but they are a pain to drive in any situation outside of just cruisin' for fun
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>>181822313
Is watching TV while the bunker makes money a viable way earn, or will that just get me raided?
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>>181988252
I'm not even wearing slutty clothes in that one, those pants barely even show your ass
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>>181989767
you only get raided after your stock is 50% full
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>Hydra catches fire from all kinds of shit
>people can't be bothered to snipe/LMG down a Hydra by taking advantage of the surroundings like buildings and such
>only thing that could possibly stop Hydras from mowing down literal mouth-breathers is an explosive ammo sniper that oneshots them wherever they hit

Great game design.
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>>181990658
all J* needed to do was get rid of the explosive cannon, now flying a helicopter risks you getting shot down by a shitter with an explosive rifle
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>>181991458
It's okay, it just means my gunship is limited more.
Versus one explosive sniper its fine, versus multiple of them its a problem. shitstar literally gave everyone a menu gun.
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>>181982610
Thanks doc
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>>181984461
Still need help with that?
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>>181993169
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Goddamn it, just when I started having fun as a CEO, some BR comes along and decides he can't have fun unless other people are suffering.
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>mfw I found a lvl 1 and instead of killling him we had a jolly time for a few hours
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>>181973624
Me but I'm a shitter and I play after midnight Pacific time
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>>181925889
Since I realized this thread is pretty knowledgeable about clothing, what tops make your chest look best? I've been digging the red turtleneck on my female character but idk what else really

Bonus question, are there pants that make asses fat, haven't really seen the difference aside from the low crotched ones look bad usually
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>>181932584
>No 3rd St Saints option for memes
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>>181994556
Same, anon. I've been abducting as many low-levels as I can and taking them on adventures while showing them all sorts of shit they won't be able to purchase themselves for awhile.

>tfw having to delete all those friend requests at the end of the day
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>>181996447
Turtleneck makes the chest look pretty big, as do a lot of the T-shirts, particularly the tucked ones. Not the loose ones. I've never paid too much attention to it, but I remember noticing those tops making the breasts look bigger/more round

>are there pants that make asses fat
A lot of people talk about the leggings, but fuck that, the shorts with stockings that came with Bikers update, lemme get a screenshot real quick.

I wear them a lot and always notice it. I think it's a totally different ass model than the normal one, it's a lot rounder and less flabby. Very like, animated too. A lot of stretching/compressing in the walk and run animations, that sort of thing. It's really fucking noticeable. I don't go out of my way to doll my character up and make her as sexy as possible, I just generally try and go for a cohesive, sort of trashy biker-punk look, but those shorts are crazy.
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>>181997710
I want you to crush my head like a watermelon with your thighs
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>>181997710
Shit, I remembered I had this screenshot, which honestly probably shows them off better

>>181998038
Well we all gotta have dreams, good luck with yours, sounds pretty nice
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>>181996447
Standard and tucked T-shirts. Oddly enough, the rolled sleeves option adds an extra cup size.
If you want pure size without as much definition, use one of the racing jackets.
The plainer dresses look nice as well.

For butts, use a tucked shirt with the Team pants for maximum hips. Skinny jeans are an oldie but a goodie, too. And white suit pants. Mm-mm-mmm.
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>>181998565
>suit pants
Oh shit, yeah forgot about these. Very nice ass, peach-like.
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>>181998360
post more you slut
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>>181999558
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>>181999735
>too dark to see
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>>182000000
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tfw you'll never befriend mysterious meme-resolution screenshot anon and share autistic R* editor screencaps together
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So apparently if you skip the tutorial you miss out on a bunch of missions and cutscenes, I did because I played on Playstation 3 and knew how to play. Anyone know a fix for this besides deleting my current character? I'm already level 50 and will have a fit If I have to restart.
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>>181999735
>complaining
Do you want ass pics or not?

I come to these threads to hear the latest news and gossip about the game, learn any new strats, make some jokes, maybe post some of my in-game photography, maybe have some nice conversation, and here I am getting degraded and objectified like a cheap whore. I don't complain, I take it like a good little slut, I have nothing but respect for people of the world's oldest profession after all, I post what's requested. And am I met with gratitude? Do people thank me for degrading myself for their sexual pleasure? No, this is the thanks I get.


Damn, so this is what it's like to be a cheap slut.
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>>182001217
That is it, talk down to me like the fat little pig I am. Oink oink, mommy.
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>>182001217
are you okay?
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>>182000896
Guess I need to restart, :(.
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>everyone leaves the session I'm in
>decide to take advantage of it and sell my cargo crates for almost 1m total
>crates start disappearing after the third delivery and I lose all my crates when the timer expires

thanks R*
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Why did I just get invited to "PC GTAG"? What faggotry have you mongoloids conjured this time?
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>>182002110
why didn't you just change session, anon? no matter what you're doing you always get most of your stock back
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>>182002340
because I delivered all the packages and wouldve lost all of them because my plane was empty
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>>182001794
Apart from feeling degraded and slutty?

No yeah it's just a joke I don't give a shit guys, it doesn't bother me, lewdpost or whatever at my character as much as you want, it doesn't bother me and playing along gives me opportunity to post screenshots which is like 40% of why I come into these threads anyways
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>all this cool shit in online that Rockstar (of David) won't add to singleplayer
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>>182002487
no you wouldn't, nothing actually registers until the sale mission is completed. doesn't even count against success rate, unlike some of the later enterprises

>tfw power outage ruined my 100% success rate for bunker prematurely
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Is there a button to enable/disable thermal on the scope?
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>>182002545
How about you post a picture of where you would like to be taken on a date. I'm only paying if you're a bad bitch, though.
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>>182000370
>posting ass in that thread too
is that just every thread on /vg/?
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>>182002818
Dunno about PC but it's right on the dpad
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>>182002545
out of all the pics you have how many are ass shots?
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>>182002773
I wish I knew that, I submitted a ticket and hope for the best
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>>182002818
Press the E key.
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>>182002818
E on PC
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>>182003049
I've pretty much posted them all by this point. Especially if we're limiting to only with the biker shorts. There's this, which is essentially one from before with different framing, and one other one where the ass isn't even in focus.
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>>181970290
I spawned in like 30/60 million over the last few nights - waiting for certain banhammer but have hedged funds in backup cars
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Can I get an invite to the PC GTAG crew? The PS3 GTAG crew is pretty lonely nowadays.
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>>182004012
buy some of the new armored/weaponized vehicles, they easily sell for 1m unmodded.
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>>182002832
That's hard.

I like roadtrips a lot, even small daytrip ones. Driving somewhere, the scenery, especially staying off the interstates and whatnot, sticking on the older highways, really getting to see the American landscape, cities, towns, rural land, that sort of thing. In the car for hours on end, long conversations, listening to albums, stopping at gas stations and stretching your legs, stocking up on snacks. Visiting roadside attractions and interesting local restaurants for lunch. Taking photography or maybe even doing some writing or something. Staying in cheap roadside motels, watching cable on the shitty TV, staying up way too long into the night, getting up at dawn and setting off again in the morning... Even if you're not staying in a motel on the way, just the long drive, covering distance. Really getting to experience the country y'know?

That sounds really nice.
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>>182004116
blacklisted for inability to follow directions
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>>182004205
That's not really a date though I guess, that's more long term.

I like going for drives regardless. Zooming down an ocean-side highway in a fast car, preferably topless, loud music, that's a good date. There's something about it that just invigorates the soul, makes you feel young and optimistic and fun and energetic.
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>>182004116
Open your friends list and I will send an invite.
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>>182004665
I also requested an invite, and I think my friends list is open
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>>182004665
>>182004116
sent :^)
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>>182004895
That doesn't help since I don't know your name. There are usually a lot of pending requests. What's your SC?
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>>182005007
crewstorybra
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>>182004589
>preferably topless
The car, I mean, I meant for the car to be topless, like a convertible.
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>>182005067
Someone got you already, should be able to accept it now.
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>>182005185
neat
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>>182004205
>>182004589
Autism. Kinda endearing.
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>>182005541
What can I say, I really like driving. That's why I play gta in the first place
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>>181912260
It is astounding how many things Saints Row 2 did right in 2012

>Every car has visual mods
>Wear a jacket, over shirt, undershirt, jeans, necklace, tie, wrist stuff. Socks and shoes, hat, glasses. Mask, backpack
>various outlets let you buy various healing items that had different effects
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>ps4 crew got uly'd
Gunrunning truly killed this game
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>>182008256
>distant OY VEEEEEEY
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>>182008256
Really fucking nice Oppressor, good outfit coordination. Good screenshot in general, saved. Though your cursor is in it.

I might swap out the wheels on the bike too, I feel like those clash a bit, but hey, it's up to you. Personal taste and all.
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>>182008468
>uly'd
?
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>>181988465
I also noticed less people grinding than usual this week surely due to the director mode glitch
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What's the name of the song that has trumpets and plays when you're in chases?

It plays in the mission "Paparazzo-The Meltdown".
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>>182008883

It's a shame that everytime I look for glitches, the big ones are patches the day/week before. It sucks having no money to afford anything in this game.

Does boosting race wins in a supercar still affect the other classes? I'm trying to get the unlocks for the classes but I don't know if I have to do each of them 50 times or only supers 50 times.
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>>182008883
Yep. Ps4 crew was all about grinding, and now that everyone has everything including 100m in their pockets there's no reason to log in anymore. Sad!
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>>182005852
One of these days, I'm going to find you, and I'm going to wave at you as we pass one another on the highway.
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>an entire year of not playing GTAO
>play online again
>forgot how to play
>lose skill i once had
Should I replay the story to help get back into the swing of things?
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>>182009595
>GTAO
>skill
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>>182009781
He probably meant muscle memory. Playing dark souls and GTA will have you tripping over controls.
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>>182009781
Committing financial fraud with your parents credit card and getting away with it does take a certain kind of skill, be nice.
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>>182009861
That's exactly what I meant.
Every sniper shot I take is a mile and a half from my target, and I don't have much money, either.

>>182009876
Nice meme
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>>182009441
That's pretty.

Also I adore the Ruiner, my first car I fell in love with in the game, and still one of my favorites, I love it to death, even if I don't drive it enough these days. I can't believe I don't have any photographs of it, I need to change that.
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Will I get banned if I spend hackerbux on weazel plaza and a vortex? I am to level 8
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>>182009781
This game does take a type of finesse when you're not using scrub weaponry
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>>182010293
no
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So whats that one thing you miss because R* said no more fun? pic related
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>>182012050
the tow truck hook mechanics
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>>182010249
The Ruiner is a beautiful car. I mained it every time I played GTA IV, it was my first car on my dedgen character, and I own three on this one. Drove other stuff for ages before finally coming around and settling on it, like that old childhood friend who was always there for you.

I've noticed that having one is almost a sure sign that the owner is a respectable person. It's like the Guardian in that you absolutely never see shitters or baddies driving it, Ruiner 2000 notwithstanding.
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>>182012050
>no option to paint the soverign and remove it's livery
>no option to remove it's windscreen and saddle bags
>the Bagger has those awful tiny dual headlights that you can't change
I just want a nice cruiser god damn why is that so hard rockstar
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>>182012050
The obscene traction on the ETR at release. It could not be pitted once it got going and it was so entertaining to see shitters try only to end up in the wall or wrapped around some obstacle. Sure it had nothing on the REE and its speedforce spoiler but I liked being a rolling juggernaut.
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>>182002119
>want to join
>too afraid to join because I'm sure people in /gtag/ randomly report for lulz
>don't want rockstar to spotlight my account and see that I actually cheated
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>>182013797
I can't relate to that feel, but I can relate to it well enough. You have my sympathy.
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>>182010293

>All these people with hackerbux, glitch money and so on
>I'm stuck grinding my ass off evading RDMers and other bullshit just to make enough money to afford a four door car
>The only place actively giving away hackerbux for free has a 6000 person queue and they only do ~50 people a day
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>>182014250
Wow that sucks but who's giving away hackerbux?
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>>182013797
I meant that I got an invite to join a crew named "GTAG PC". Had 19 members.
The established and existing one is "PC GTAG".
There another crew for some reason?
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>>182014687
I was wondering this myself? I saw some stuff with it. It doesn't really affect me, I'm not actually in a /gtag/ crew, but still, I was wondering what was up.
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>>181859282
>darkest tint on turismo classic
>not wanting to see your engine
>orange stripe
>red wheels on a red car
>neons on a sports classic
I know this is an ancient post but holy shit I am constantly surprised by peoples bad taste.
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>>182015161
It reeks of drama.
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>>182015672
>darkest tint on turismo classic
>not wanting to see your engine
I agree it's a shame to not see the engine, but the Turismo Classic still in general looks good with the dark tints. Not enough to outweigh the not seeing the engine, but it works. It's not like on a proper sports classic where the dark tint looks super out of place.

>red wheels on a red car
this is fine, it can be done well and is done perfectly acceptably here, the specific wheel choice is also a good choice for the car especially if they're going to be painted red

>neons on a sports classic
oh come the fuck on the Turismo is a fucking late 80s car, things were getting sci-fi as fuck at the time, neon lights in general are hugely associated with a retro 80s aesthetic. Even if neons weren't actually common on cars themselves at the time, the aesthetic is fine. If anything the issue here is having red neons on an all red car.


The orange stripe is pretty awful though.
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>>182014412

A random giver group over on leddit who gives away free money to people, but again is highly random with timing and due to the low numbers per day has the queues overwhelmed. Unless you're sitting on the queue page refreshing every second with the queue password already copied and hit it within a second, you're never going to get in. I came close after sitting there for 8 hours to getting in, but the lobby filled within 2 seconds.

It's annoying as fuck since I don't have any supercars or sportscars or bunker/offices/warehouses/motorcycle clubs and I make pennies for hours upon hours of playing the same damn things over and over.
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>>182003360
But how does it look from the side? That's the most important question
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>>182016297

This one >>181998360 is the closest to that. I don't have any more pictures right now, I was planning on taking some more later, I'll think about maybe trying to get an ass shot from the side while I"m messing around with it.
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>>182016291
i had gotten 30mill without even noticing when a hacker was fucking around in the lobby porting everyone to one spot and blowing them up after a while he had started dropping bags on people it was 2 days till i realised he had dropped 30 mill on me
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>>182012050
The topless Casco, as well as the glitches to get an insured Dune as a PV. Surprisingly, it's not on the garage blacklist. I own one but it's not insured so it'll be forever stuck as a garage trophy.

>>182013797
We don't do that. If people want to shit on crew, menus or otherwise, they get kicked. Simple as that. Reports are for saved for skiddy shitters.
Follow the instructions in the OP and join, my dude.
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>>182009414
don't see why not anon
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>>182009414
Doing race wins in any car class will count for all car classes.
You only need to worry about land, sea, and air races.
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>>182017659
>>182018357

So is there a way to find a boosting/hacking lobby that does it >for free? I tried doing the race thing solo and it doesn't work, and additionally I need people to AFK with to do AFK money farming.
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>Milling about near a bridge
>See some squeaker talking about how good he is at jet flying
>decide to potshot him with the poverty launcher
>screams when it locks on and accidentally bails and parachutes
>take out rifle
>open fire on his parachute
>parachute somehow does a barrel roll
>midway through the roll, kids body smacks into the bridge arch
>falls to his death
>XxXDaRkScopezxXX has committed suicide
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>>182004116
im sorry, seems like you're blacklisted
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>>181861868
>smuggler planes
I completely forgot those even existed, I remember rushing to shoot them down
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>>182019842
It took 10s of matches of Dawn Raid to truly learn the power that shooting a parachute wields over my sides.
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>When you crushing on your male /gtag/ friend
Why couldn't either of us be girls?
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>>182022638
Who?
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>>182022638
>when you're so lonely that you crush on female avatars even if they are controlled by a male
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One of the modders removed my weapons and I don't have them? What do?
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>doing work with a friend
>fuckboy hiding with ghost org and camping the warehouse with a minigun kills us
>later call RDM fags dumb and he starts going off
>starts picking a fight
>eventually gets getting rekt by oppressor
>starts to passive toggle to run away
>then starts hiding on a roof sniping people through walls with an explosive sniper
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>skiddy tryhard crew joins
>call them out and by a ""miracle"" get everyone left seconds before I can do it myself
They're not even hiding it
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>>181822313
Throw me an invite to the crew
sc: aiphosxz
pc obvs
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>>182022638
>>182022695
Crushing on a female avatar is fine. A female form is a female form, even if it's a shoddily-built GTAO one.
As for IRL...just be besties. If it progresses from there, great, and if not, you've still got a good friend.
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>>181822313

When I search for GTAG it says that crew is not available ?
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Holy shit this game is tedious as fuck.

Load to apartment, load outside, load in the office, use the PC to source, load out, steal car, load in warehouse. rinse and repeat.

why can't you access the sourcing in the warehouse?!

it just add an unnecessary procedure.
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>>182030046
Set yourself to spawn in the office.
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>>182030135
then I have to find a new session every time I deliver in the warehouse. that takes longer.
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Just picked it up on the Steam sale, can i get an invite to the crew?

SC name: r0rsh.
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>>182016297
Well, I did it, while doing my latest photoshoots I put on my sluttiest outfit and took a buttload of ass shots, enough that should last a long long time. Here's one of the side pictures.
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so how do you guys meet up do you just join crew and join random sessions? Or is there a discord group to set things up?
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>>182030046
are you building a collection or something? Steal one, sell one, at least if it's Top.
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>>182030175
At least you skip loading in your aps.
Also, I've found out that the trick to disconnect yourself from everyone on PC can speed up loading and will drop you into an empty
session.

>>182030397
do you just join crew and join random sessions
yes
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>>182030418
Im currently building up the mid and standard cars.
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>>182030363
I'm glad I did the shoot though, I actually got some pics I really like

>>182030397
>do you guys meet up do you just join crew and join random sessions?
yeah pretty much
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>>182030469
ok, than it's a grind like you described but only for a while
if you get a top sell it instantly
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>>182030537
oh I thought I should save them to make mid/standard spawn more so I can max them fast.

I currently have 10 top tier cars.
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>>182030708
Keep in mind that there is a timeout on sales, so if you just sell them one after another you'll most likely have to wait between each.
If you just keep selling and sourcing you may not even notice the timeout is there.

So what I recommend is keep stealing and selling tops instantly while keeping the rest, every non-top stored increases the % that the next one will be top, so even if you don't have all 20 of them you still will be getting tops most of the time after a while, with the chance slowly increasing up to 100% with every another one.
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>>182031067
I see thanks! will be selling my top cars then.
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NEED FOR SPEED UNDERGROUND STYLE UPDATE WHEN?
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>>182031618
soon
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>>182031918
Top Kek
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>>182031618
CLOTHING OVERHAUL WHEN?
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>>182031618
ew
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guys do we have a crew ? wtf is happening ?

come on guys don't shut me out. It's cold out here.
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>>182032491
There is no "crew".
It's all in your mind.
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>Blater deleted the main crew
The mad man actually did it
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>>182032539
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>>181962765
No, I just had a 3 day vacation

It's good to be back
>>
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>>182030456
>>182030479
Ah alright thanks anons!
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>ywn cuddle with Broughy
>ywn hear him whsiper to you "I won't let those scumbags fool you" after seeing a typical MrClickbaitFTW video about cars
>ywn never ride him like he rides a Shotaro
Why live...
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>>182034293
ky
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>>182034293
>He has a girlfriend
How did he do it?
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>>182034474
she noticed he was semi-famous and latched on to him before he got even more famous
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What's your favorite tint, gtag?
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>chased by an oppressor
>i'm only level 5
>he blows himself up trying to rocket me
>respawns
>I put him down with my shitty weapon
>safely run inside my apartment before he can retaliate
feels good
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>>182034474
by being cute and having cute mannerisms
could also be what the other anon said
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How the fuck do they expect us to complete the firing range challenges on consoles?
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>>182034943
>that money count
REEEEEEE All my friends had to get this on console. I can't stand being a consolecuck missing out on free hacker bucks
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>>182036432
but there was a huge glitch just few days ago where you could 'buy' everything for free on PS4
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>>182036432
Lmao, consoles

Don't worry. All that money is gone. That was taken the morning of Gunrunning release. I was wiped clean in the middle of buying clothes
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>>182036537
>PS4
Nope. I'm on the cuckboxone VCR player.
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>>182036818
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>>182008892
FYI all missions have a randomised track that plays.

What kind of mission are you talking about? A story mission? An MC mission? Gunrunning resupply?

If you're talking about the mission where Trevor and Michael pretend to be cops, it's this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Pmrjbbvw10
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Friendly reminder that some of the GTA:O specific music is pretty darn good.

https://youtu.be/1mHtKco8jMY?t=15m

https://youtu.be/V4u_ihzUml0?t=20m37s

https://youtu.be/FlgIfd2vuEo?t=11m14s

https://youtu.be/-MIRAt1Lwdk?t=12m9s

mostly just bikers
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Am I qt enough bros ?
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>>182038946
>that man-body
Tranny detected
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>>182039134
Anon that's a boy
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>>182038416
>https://youtu.be/FlgIfd2vuEo
I unironically ripped this song and listen to it in my IRL car. No regrets.
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>>182030292
>>182026110
Gotcha.
Keep your profiles and friend lists open.
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>>182038416
>Import/Export - Mission Music

this is site is over 18's sorry
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How to find a Ruff Ryders biker gang? I want a group of street bike riding misfits that pop wheelies and cause ruckus.
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>>182040845
Most everyone got that out of their system during the bikers update. Any bikers gangs you come across now are almost certainly the hyperautistic type.
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explain this, is this an alternate crew for the inner circle people or the most active gtags?
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>>182043684
End of the world cult
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>haven't played in months
>decide to try a random heist
>keys
>fail 3 times in a row in the opening 15 seconds each time
player quality take a hit in the past 6 months? I don't remember it being this bad
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So the game is ded, the crew is ded...
Im gona try some moddin, any tips? i mean real mods, not online cheating
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>>182043986
nobodz bothers with heists anymore except for newbies doing them for the first time
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>>182043986
Grinding moved into freeroam, so randos playing heists are more likely doing it for the first time.
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>>182043986
Ugh, those dumb motherfuckers who shoot towards the jogging lady across the street because she pops up as a red blip. Even after telling them "Don't shoot yet", they still fucking do

Fuck 'em
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>>182044273
But she's red.
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>>182045083
Hands off the keyboard and mouse until the cutscene is over
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>>181822313
Would be nice to join PC crew
SC: TOUAJUUKOU
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>>182043684
Since I've been invited to it I assume that it's just people that are active enough ingame and join crew sessions often.
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>>182043684
You'll see soon enough
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>>182039773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IG1l94zpP8
git on my level
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>>182031618
Don't they realize that damn near everyone has a gaudy Sultan and a Kuruma? It's like they hate money
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>>182048283

I enjoy Deadline purely for the music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gycM8VFNpoU
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>>182036286
turn deadzone all the way down, acceleration all the way up, equip an extended magazine on all of your weapons and only go for headshots and/or bodyshots at a distance. most importantly, focus less on speed and more on not missing because multiplier is important. rng may screw you over occasionally, but just persist. you'll probably get it no matter how you normally are.
>>
Does anyone know any websites that have working online mode hacks for the game?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abum9IDymTE
post cruisers!
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>>182032090
APB had absolutely no business using a customization system like that
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>>182008256
is that a new independence day livery?
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>>182043684
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>>182040646
Sometimes you listen to something enough and it starts to grow on you. Get over it.
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>>182049890

Yes, but all of the currently undetected mods for GTA:O are paid only.

Currently the best of them is NiggerMenu, followed by Nullify Menu and Epsilon Menu.
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>>182038416

Man, I love that first Bikers one. Always seems to come on during the drive back from a mission after I've murdered a bunch of dudes.
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>>181822313
Would be great if I could get an invite to the PC crew.

SC: Mightnare
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>>182043684
trannies and attention whores, no literally who allowed
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I'm about to just have passive toggled on 24/7. Every shot feels like it stumbles or is over-led because my character flounders around.
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>be who
>read on thread crew was deleted
>im still in two gtag crews
>theres at least one im not in
Seriously niggers, would it be that fucking hard to be just a little bit organized? No wonder new kids cant find anyone to play with...
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Can someone give me the quick rundown?
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>>182054734
>add people
>????
>wao so hard
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>>182054082
have you turned all deadzones down and acceleration up?
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>>182055640
>turn deadzones down

How?
>>
Wait, is there a new crew now?
>>
>want to join /gtag/
>waiting on next ban wave to pass so I don't waste time by adding friends, joining crew, only to get banned
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>>182055247
>add 50 people
>two weeks later
>online: 2
wao so useful
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>>182056026
So hard to filter the active ones, right?
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>>182056026
Once you have enough you'll start seeing who the regulars are. At that point just start friending people you've seen playing for a while.
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>>182055690
should be a setting in the start menu
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...fuck
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>>182056773
hit it with a brickade or a phantom wedge, should flip that baby right over
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>>182056773
Were you using a cargobob or driving it? If you were driving you could've moved the camera and it would unflip.
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>>182057006
cargobob
>>182056849
APC did the trick, as I own neither of what you mentioned, but thanks
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>>182056773
whoa i did that yesterday and a pack of bike shitters flew by noticed it was flipped and shot all their rockets at me.
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came back for the update could i get an invite to GTAG PC pls

Snilah
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>>182057954
>black tranny
>gay flag tranny
>wannabe military tranny
>grey tranny
>blue tranny
>biker tranny
>shitter trying to cosplay mad max tranny
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>>182057954
would give you points for creating color schemes suited to each environment (urban, flashy, grass, snow, etc.) but then i remember very few of those scenarios matter in this game and even fewer scenarios allow for a biker to blend in and also the helmet is the same for every costume/10
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>>182058127
boy you must love trannies
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>>182052550
Does anything on cheat engine work still or is it detected?
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>>182058127
how do you feel about my bike

>>182058318
it sucks that the only helmet with a shaded visor is black
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>>182055059
On how to edit your character?
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>>182058549
what an aesthetic mess also why would anyone ride a motorcycle in heels
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>>182058804
I'd do everything in heels if I could
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>menu kids ruining lobbies
you would think people would get sick of just randomly blowing up other players
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>>182060140
How did GTAO manage to include pretty much all of the same things as TBoGT and make me hate all those things at the same time?
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>>182060326
Rockstar lost their roots because they willingly let Take Two slave control them and their creative team, now everything is geared towards maximum money-sinking and shark card baiting than towards fun and balance.
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>>182060326

Because TBoGT wasnt filled with Chinese people spamming explosions on you
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>>182061345
but i can afford all of the stuff. that isn't the problem. what i'm talking about is how everything feels dumbed down and yet more complicated at the same time. why even give us mark ii weapons if they're not going to take all classes into consideration? why put a gun locker in the bunker when you can't even customize any of your weapons there? why is stuff is the apc missing an interior when they clearly cleared enough to change the weapons system and/or seating arrangement?
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>page 10
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how are MC missions doable solo?
Are they like bunker that after you pass certain amount of produce you're pretty much fucked?
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How much is it gonna cost me to start up a gunrunning business? Is it more profitable than import/export?
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>>182066010
>how are MC missions doable solo?
kinda, but a lot of the jobs and even the contracts prefer/require multiple people

>Are they like bunker that after you pass certain amount of produce you're pretty much fucked?
yes, and pretty much all of the businesses are worse financially. if you already own a bunker you're better off sticking with that and maybe just purchasing a clubhouse later so you can use it for your bikes/bunker.
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>>182066010
>>182066125
Wrong thread buddy.
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>>182066125
you need to own a bunker to do them, and that's it I believe, you don't need MOC to do sales, right?
the answer is in my post I copied from earlier
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>>182066125
it's better than bikers but worse than crate/vehicle export

>>182066337
what thread do you think this is?
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>cool new weapons and upgrades with the update
>no scoped revolver

please tfw have all weapons disabled apart from a few handguns
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hey can i join?
name: classyskull
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>have 150k worth of arms
>"Ok, I can solo thi..."
>have to drive a monster truck to 5 dropoffs on top of the mount west of the dam
>being chased by two npc buzzards
>monster truck cant climb for shit
>no cover to hide from the buzzards
>everytime I reach a dropoff the vehicle stops for 2 seconds
how is this fair?
>>
>>182068219
never had a problem with monster truck t.b.h.

dune buggy on the other hand...
>>
Is there a point to buying an office, bunker, clubhouse and mobile command center, if you have over $500M? Do richfags buy them to continue making money, or only for the perks they give?
>>
>>182068578
At least for the garages. MOC is just fun to have.
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>>182068578
office because of instant buzzard spawn and other CEO perks
bunker+MOC for fancy gunnrunnign toys like Oppressor, APC, explosive thermovision sniper riffle and few others
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Anybody have an idea of how long it takes to fill an 111 crate warehouse?
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Have you bought one of my bunkers yet?
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>>182034293
>>182034474
L O N D O N
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>>182068578
Owning an mc clubhouse lets you spawn in any of your bikes instantly
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>>182069253
No, I don't have the money for it. Also, when you send me texts saying "are you muting my calls" I'm not but I wish I could, sadly it's not a feature in the game to block pricks like you.
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>>182069983
ANON! You better buy my fucking bunker or I'll...I'LL FUCKING CUT YOU
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>>182070853
go make plane noises somewhere else fucking sperg
>>
>>181997710
>>181998565
Thanks for the beauty booty and booby tips, I'm enjoying walking around a lot more now. bought at least 900k worth of clothes

>>181998360
Nice

>>182036818
Check out Se7en sins there's been a lot of glitches for money as of late for all platforms. I missed the DM online glitch but I did the duping lowrider one and have 30 elegy retro customs to supplement my needs
>>
So like. The first "hidden" vehicle was on the 1st. It's the fucking 8th. It's been over a week. Wtf are we doing Cockstar.
>>
>>182068219
Ignoring the Buzzards and delivering the weapons works. But you can also try to kill the co-pilot and leave the pilot alive, that will render them harmless and no new Buzzards will spawn.
>>
Didn't just picked it up on the Steam sale, can I get an invite to the crew?

SC name: beet_man.
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>>182057954
>far right
Very good taste in clothing and accessories.

Generally speaking not a fan of the full helmet look, but the colorful one and the blue one are actually both nice. I also appreciate the blue pants on the black one, it's a nice touch, doesn't overdo it, makes it look a lot better.
>>
>>182067059
acog, faster rof, and faster reload on revolver custom

pls yes
>>
>>182031618
Wasn't it leaked that the next update is heading in that direction? I forgot where I read that, it could've just been pulled out of someones ass

>>182072006
post leggings
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>>182071478
>we
you need to get something off your chest anon?
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>>182072289
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>>182034293
he ugly af
>>
>>182031618
right after the car armor rework

the fuck is the point of driving anything other than armored cars now?
>>
>>182072536
muh diq

>>182072852
Cars are just fun to customize even if they are useless.
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>the heavy armor on the Tampa apparently does nothing
>I put all of that effort into making it look like a redneck frankenstein monstrosity for nothing
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>>182072852
Fun, style? There's speed too if you're still going to be a try hard.

I really can't relate to this. I mean, for me at least, the biggest reason I play GTA is for the driving. Driving fun, stylish cars around a pretty, interesting environment. Most of what I've done has been grinding up money for the new sexy car I wanted, buying it, then driving it around while I save up money for the next car I wanted.

Constantly doing missions I'm picking whatever car I'd be most in the mood to drive at that moment, or would most match the aesthetics of the situation. Or what vehicle would be most suited to what I'm doing (so no topless cars on things I'm going to be shot at, or specifically taking something really fast if time will be of the essence, or something that's good off road etc).

For the most part I don't find armored cars that fun to drive, and would pretty much always drive something more stylish/fun instead.
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>>182073117
it handles like shit too
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>>182073832
only to be 1hk'd by eeL.ginM from across the map with an explosive ammo rifle

also
>corvette stingray
>stylish

It's a woman car
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>>182072536
Those are fishnet, not leggings!

>>182073832
>Most of what I've done has been grinding up money for the new sexy car I wanted
That's basically all I did last year. Get a new car, grind contact missions because I enjoy driving, then use that money to get a new car and grind missions again. I never even bothered with CEO or Biker, only I/E recently.
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>>182074316
>corvette stingray
>stylish
>It's a woman car

>people keep on calling all my favorite cars 'girl cars'
>apparently convertibles are a 'girl thing'
>most of my favorite cars in my gta garage are topless

Why does this keep happening?
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>>182074931
BECAUSE YOU'RE CLOSET GAY
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>>182074931
Only women and gays like convertibles.
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Lancer Evo fucking when
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>new Ubermachts never ever

meanwhile, we get a million Grottis and Pegassis and whatever because this game is filled to the brim with tasteless fuckboys.
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>>182074467
>Those are fishnet, not leggings!
I don't have any screenshots in proper leggings, all of the ass pics I took were with biker shorts...

>>182075037
>>182075103
I don't try and be girly, it just keeps fucking happening
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>>182075924
>dont try to be girly
>girl character
>girl clothing
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>>182076008
>girl car
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>>182075791
>meanwhile, we get a million Ferraris, Lambos, and Astin Martins because the dev is filled to the brim with tasteless fuckboys.
ftfy
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Anyone want to trade race wins on PC? Only need 40 more race wins to get turbo.
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>>182075791
>tfw no ubermacht that looks like the m3 e46
>tfw sentinel is irrelevant now
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>>182075361
y'know, Rockstar missed a serious opportunity by ignoring the Tuners & Outlaws fanmade 'update' and giving out this shitty Gunrunning update.

fuck, I would've played the game religiously if we got 20 new tuners and muscle cars that aren't Benny conversions.
>>
okay, so here's a new thread, people

>>182076465
>>182076465
>>182076465
>>182076465
>>182076465
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>>182076008
>girl character
>girl clothing
Even with the girl character, I don't feel like I make her excessively girly.

But then apparently I keep on not realizing how girly some stuff is, I guess I never really realized a lot of this stuff were 'girl things'
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>>182016879
>We don't do that.
Speak for yourself.
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>>182037816
that's it, thanks.
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