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https://www.twitch
.tv/esl_csgo

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org

>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243468228

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Streamlink: https://streamlink.github.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q (embed)

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY:
[YouTube] Fatal1ty - Practice time - By Mr Positivity (embed)

>Watch this EVERYDAY:
[YouTube] Our house (4chan.org/vg/csgog) (embed)
[YouTube] CS:GO - "One of a Kind" (Jesper "JW" Wecksell) (embed)

>Friendly reminder
[YouTube] CSGO hysteria and forgotten TF2 design (embed)
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>>181785010
sounds like you need to queue with friends, trying to coordinate with randoms never tend to work out well
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>he copies the text instead of the links
kek
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ded
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>poo soldiers
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based pige
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>turkroaches
v
>vikings
just lmao
sk threw like they do when they face immortals
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Our bois Heroic better knock out reddits bois North
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>>181818867
how do you determinate if a team counts as /ourguys/?
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>>181819927
by not being a newshit
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North did NOT deaerve to win that
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>reddit wins

hmph
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this general is fucking dead
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>>181820524
more like by being as gay as fuck
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>Immortals and C9 playing
>No posters

???
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Bc we know the hues are going to hack their wat into the finals as always. Look at the monkey with his hood on.
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C9 will never lose
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"Peek him individually in a 2v1" ~ Chinaman and Matchfixer
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I miss when LANS had POV comms and heartbeat monitors
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nice youtube videos gotards
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>>181822405
Ska was baiting for info, he had 1 hp
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I mean.. Our boys have this, right?
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Is the reason why pro CS isn't as high skilled nowadays as 2014-15 because most top teams stopped cheating because of the flusha & co allegations?
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>>181825806
What site is this? All 6 six bets have to be correct for you to cash out?
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>>181825936
bet365. You can sometimes cash out mid-match and between games.
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>>181826092
Oh, so say you have 3 bets, and first two are win, and third doesn't look good, you can "cancel" it and withdraw the first 2 wins so you don't lose all?
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>Navi stops rushing sites on T side with 10 seconds remaining
>Start winning rounds
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>>181826701
Yes. I'm even able to cash out the bet right now if I want to.
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my nigs explain to me why do the pros always have to "fist bump" after every win, it just looks stupid to me tbqh
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>>181827838
it builds morale
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could guardian just fucking figure out how to give a high five or a fist bump?
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>>181827954
well, i think calling someone a faggot equally builds morale, the person who was called a faggot will try harder next round so someone else will be called the faggot.
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>>181827838
Look at it this way, how would you feel if your girlfriend just sighed, pulled her pants up and walked out of the room after you ejaculated?
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>>181828134
That would actually be pretty cool since after I nut my sex drive hits 0 and I want the bitch gone
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>>181828134
sounds like the best deal ever tbqh, you want a high five and a pat on your back after sex?
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Next operation when?
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>>181828105
so you think team mates should should just call each other faggots when they fuck up
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>>181828728
never
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>>181828826
sounds like a solid plan if you play in au servers.
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how come the game is so active yet this thread is usually dead
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>>181828728
unironically 2019/2020
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lol m0e
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Has the audio been out of sync for 80% of the tournament for anyone else?
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>>181829634
yes
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I want Friberg to do well, but he's so nervous and awkward.
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>>181829952
he needs to dress better desu
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Is anyone else here heading to Cologne tomorrow?
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>>181830136
He would do no different if he stood there in a g-string and a leather cap.
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how do we stop the monkeys from toggling their way to the finals?
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Pistol nerfs when?
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>>181831707
what needs to be nerf'd exactly? other than the p250 being 1 shot sometimes compared to the 5-7 and cz and the cz only being $100 for a kill. what needs to be done???
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>force pistols
>lose
>force pistols
>win

uuhhhh.... GOTARDS???
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>>181831707
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https://steamdb.info/stats/bans/
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>>181769769

Stop playing cheater containment maps and you wont run into so many cheaters.
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>>181833062
almost every map is full of cheaters. the only map that i havent caught them yet is the new one
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>>181833381
Nuke and Canals are cheater free.
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>>181831882
Pistols other than deagle/revolver being stronger than rifles needs to be fixed.
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le sk saving their strats for le major meme
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what kind of team is this?
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http://steamcommunity.com/discussions/forum/9/
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which one is /ourcodteam/ my dudes?
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What the fuck is allu's problem?
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>>181837102
he has mongol genes
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>>181834125
>Wrath
>Vice
literally who?
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when is fnatic playing?
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>>181838782
We'll find out after this match. They haven't drawn the matches yet.
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>181778785
How is gambling that you consciously choose to participate in a scam? Gambling is stupid and a waste of money, but if someone wants to throw their money away they are perfectly within their rights to do so. It's just pathetic the way Richard Lewis has to make a big deal out of this for "moral reasons" when he is one of the most immoral sacks of human garbage in esports history and he's only covering gambling sites for personal gain.
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#GREENWALL
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F-faze are just saving s-strats for the major.
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>>181838782
https://twitter.com/fnaticdennis/status/883005073672081409
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Turok confirmed NA's best IGL, who needed Stan anyway
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faze is just saving strats for the major, right?
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>>181839778
peanut brain
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>>181839223
you need to learn the definition of a scam before making such a bold post. Customers willingly parting with their money isn't the line that separates something from being legit or a scam.
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Fnatic vs SK. Fuck.
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Faze threw against Optic to ensure that a team they know they can beat goes through.
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>fnatic vs sk

fucking rigged
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You have 400$ and you haven't bought nades yet

Do you buy one smoke or two flashbangs?
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>>181841112
Smoke if CT, Flashes if T
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>>181841112
Depends, if your team has 3 smokes, buy two flash.
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Lets fucking go.
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>>181841551
should've bet sk to be honest
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>>181840335
A scam would technically be when the advertised odds aren't in line with the actual odds, right? Where is the proof of this happening other than the phantomlord site? (One website out of dozens, the "proof" of which was illegally obtained, and I assume has since been shutdown)

So because these websites, which are a waste of money either way, COULD scam people that means they ARE scamming people and anyone supporting them like JasonR is a greedy piece of shit? Great logic, I'm sure reddit will continue to circlejerk this nonsense, well done.
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>>181841685
Richard Lewis wrote a whole article with evidence about case sites faking the odds...
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is cummler doing the last matches today?
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fnatic is the only reason why this game is not dead yet

literally only likeable team
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>>181842140
faze is likable
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>>181842140
uhhhhhhhh cloud9??????????????
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>>181842284
>>181842227
fnatic is the only team that doesnt bring the eu na faggotry out of fans

people love them in general, unlike other teams
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>>181842284
stewie is qt
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>>181842048
I know the article you're referring to but it's not about them "faking the odds", these sites don't even advertise the odds, which is another reason why if you use them in the first place you are an idiot.

PS. I own and code every case website and none of them are rigged. Trust me I'm a credible source.You can believe me because I said so.
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>>181842638
They also manipulate the recently won items, so it looks like people win better shit than they really do.
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nothing personnel whities
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>>181843293
That is deceptive and scummy, but if dumb people want to throw away their money based on that why should you or me care? I care more about players and orgs getting sponsorships than I do about some moron willingly gambling his money away

When you see someone failing on one of those claw toy machines over and over do you think it's a tragedy and needs to be outlawed? No, you think "Haha look at that dumbass wasting his money, he'll never win"
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olof is braindead
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>>181843969
I don't think it should be banned, but I don't see why I shouldn't also be able to call them a scam.
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>>181844332
He's just being contrarian for the sake of it.
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>>181843969

I think it takes a darker turn when it allows kids to gamble, these are far more gullible and prone to waste considerable amounts of money on sketchy betting scams.

Remember the csgo diamonds site that summit1g (one of the biggest csgo streamers and a real piece of shit) promoted? It actually let you automatically bet on losing odds, the less risky bet was a 49% win chance, which actually ended up draining all your money away since the bet "population" got bigger and bigger.
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flusha did nothing wrong.
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>>181841551
nice bet fatass
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>>181841551
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>>181843867
he is white though
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fnatic rofl
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>c9 is a scary team to play right now
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>>181847752
>0-1

whos laughing now?
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>>181847752
rofl
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>its an SMGs beat AKs episode
sigh
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n0thing lmao
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>2v3
>lose to p250
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>reddit is excited over a """"VAC WAVE"""""
>truth is 3k people banned from CSGO in 2 days total
nice game and parenty company retards

Reminder Valve is a 20+ year old billion dollar company, hasn't made a game in years (yes that means they never made CS), repackaged old stolen community invented game modes for $6, allow cheaters to play for months/years before doing anything (linux cheats were undetected for 3 years before being abandoned and THEN given untrusted not even VAC bans lmao), hitboxes have always been and are still broken to shit, mediocre servers to play on because ""it's too expensive to maintain for them""" and make novice mistakes at major security issues on their site.

Also ""pro""" CS is hack vs hack live/ESEA is a literal rootkit that spys on you, reads your steam logs and files.

But i'm just a mad nerd no one is forcing me to play lmao they're doing their best xd rng in a skill based game
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With Ska returning to form, in order for C9 to become a top 5 team they need to free Stewie from the burden of IGL by kicking n0thing and grabbing FNS.

Or if Liquid wants to be a top 5 team they need to kick JDM and nitr0 and miraculously secure Rush and m1xwell like they wanted to earlier in the year before Rush and m1xwell decided to "be loyal to optic".
>but Liquid is improving
Name a single team that has become tier 1 without having had a recent roster change. The only team(s) you can name are EU teams with pedigree at tier 1 like VP or G2.
>but JDM has performed better recently
Yea recently. Meanwhile Elige and twistzz have been consistently nuts. And Stanislaw seems to be a capable IGL who isn't bad individually either. Despite JDM's better performances Liquid is still losing BO3's to top teams.

NA always feels like a few roster changes away from having a good team but it never fucking happens and it pisses me off. Optic started cucking kids last year but it was short lived and got thrown away by Stan. I don't think Optic would have stayed in tier 1 for that long but it's still a wasted opportunity.
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>>181850261
>he doesn't know what bronnen means
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>>181850261
>Actually believeing that pros would get away with cheating in 2017
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>>181850446
This is such a stupid argument. People get away with cheating/lying in high-stakes scenarios and competitions all the fucking time.
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>>181850446
let me guess. redditor?
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>>181850386
what does bronnen mean?
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>>181850386
>>181850792
shitty force meme he's trying to start with is buddy
>>181850446
>>181850592
no one has ever cheated in real sport or anything in life why would they in a video game known for it?
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>>181850962
>no one has ever cheated in real sport
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deflategate

OMG WHY WOULD THEY RISK CHEATING AND GETTING CAUGHT WITH THEIR REPUTATIONS, CAREER, AND MONEY ON THE LINE

because people are greedy and stupid you dumb fucks.
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Posted yesterday, 8 games all hackers (5 on enemy team, 3 on mine). All obvious. All doing stuff like wallbangs from whole map with deagle and such.

Played 6 games today. ALL cheaters. ALL. this time it was 4 times on my team, 2 times on the enemy. As we speak, I'm waiting for a game with a fucking spinbotter (first time I see one for real that doesn't toggle because losing, just started as one) to reach 16-0.

What the absolute fuck is going on?
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>>181851219
and by the way I'm not saying CS:GO pros are necessarily cheating. I'm just saying the "why would they?" argument is really bad.
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>>181850446
Who's stopping them from cheating? people really underestimate what is possible nowdays with putting cheats into peripherals/smartphones. admins would probably have to sit down and play on a player's gear literally for days before they caught something.
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piteå

play me
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>>181850962
>HE DOSEN'T KNOW WHAT BRONNEN MEANS
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>>181851815
douglas

kys
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teams should just buy tec-9s and five-sevens instead of rifles
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WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS
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>Anders and semmler just praised KEK live on stream

Truly they are /our guys/
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csgo casters condoning racist oppressive Nazi frog- sad!
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>>181853371
>>181853393
>>181853509
i have them muted what did they say exactly?
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>>181853883
something about kek being the god of chaos and praise kek
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>clown 9
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My dubs are the number of overtimes C9 take this loss to
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C9 is such a fucking joke
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>losing that
Classic NA
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>>181853393
Hi rebbit
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>>181850261
Pretty sure a few more people than that have been banned...
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Choke9 going into massive overtime again
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>>181851219
>>181851401
>can't read obvious sarcasm
I thought the autistic were smart?
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>>181851273
Get prime and stop playing on cheater containment map dust 2
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>3 NA teams in the playoffs
oh wow
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Why do americans yell LETS GO all the time now?
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Just about to start my holidays lads. How many more matches are on today?
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>>181858435
1 more, North vs FaZe
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>>181858365
why do brazilians yell VAMOS VAMOS all the time?
why do swedes yell KOM IGEN NU BRITT MARIE! KÖR FÖR FA-AN!
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piteå

why beef
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lmaooo kio with the hand up wanting daddy robban to hi5 him :DDD
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Allu + Ropz + Sunny + HS + Zehn =
Asian super team
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>>181861115
>estonians = asians
>no rain
3/5
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How long until North v FaZe lads?
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>point crosshair at enemy
>shoot
>dont hit
>die
>enemy pointed crosshair at me
>shot
>hit 4 times

this game is too hard
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>>181862613
wym? shits going on rn
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>>181862613
6-5 FaZe already m8
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>>181861639
Estonians are the same as Fins. both are asians.
Rain is norwegian.
comment score = 0/5
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>>181862724
You're not supposed to actually play it.
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>>181862724
>watch pro games
>they miss shots very often
>go play
>ranked MG
>get onetapped every single round

I feel you
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find a son that looks at you the way kio looks at robban

https://clips.twitch
.tv/FragileWanderingSheepFreakinStinkin
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>meet a girl
>work hard to romance her for months
>chad onetaps her same day he meets her
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>>181864072
hellooooooo reddoooooo
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>>181864072
thats what you get for not pushing
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>>181864769
I just suck at entry fragging.
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>>181857253
sorry
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Based Faze
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Damage report /csgog/
You cheat, right?
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>>181863970
kio is cute
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Friberg got luxurious hair
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>>181865743
No. I wouldn't suck any less even if I did tho.
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wtf is this budget shit

ESL wanted the major hahahaha
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Top fucking kek NA got fucked
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obviously a rigged draw
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>>181866306
p sure c9 can beat nip

idk who optic is playing against tho
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>>181866421
C9 won't beat NiP
SK vs Optic
Faze vs Liquid
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friberg knows the feel of not getting frags
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c9
g2
sk
faze

screencap this
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final will be Navi vs Faze
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>>181866763
>only 4 european teams

uuhhhh, what happened?
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nip
g2
sk
faze

g2
sk

sk
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>>181868485
VP, North, and Mouz went full fucking retard
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>>181868768
same old script..
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>>181856815
nice autism dots
check vac-ban.com yourself
vac wave =/= csgo wave
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>>181868770
>>181868485
>>181858301
NA has to try hard at an event nobody/EU doesn't care about because they have a major to win in a week
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>>181862724
>go into aim_botz to practice aim
>shoot at the bots face with the AK
>doesn't hit
>start flicking from bot to bot like scream and missing every shot
>they're all headshots

co sie dzieje?
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https://steamcommunity.com/discussions/forum/9/

literally can't breathe

two smug smfc steambuds got banned
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>>181870164
>all those turks and slavs

ahahahahaha
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>>181871210
>all those omitted articles

russians are so easy to spot
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>>181871210
http://imgur.com/a/X1BoQ
>lvl 105
>turkish
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>>181870164
Good.
Fuck cheaters.
Except the pros :^)
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>>181881171
Did he just piss his pants?
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>/csgog/ be like "lmao silver scrub git gud there are no cheaters"
>40k bans in 1 day

hurfef fudurfef
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>>181883891
see
>>181850261
>>181869760
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>spec enemy in operation game
>aimlocking through walls 24/7
>reports wont even do anything
nice game
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should i buy skines?

thinking about blowing about 180 ish euros in skines but i remembered that i was shit at this game
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>>181881518
u just made me hard..
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>>181888002
Community servers are full of them too, kids who go from being average to playing like s1mple.

40k+ bans my ass, only 3 p2c providers have been detected, unless Aimware has amassed so many users by this point, that they're into 5 digit customer numbers since the last time they got hit.
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(((VACBANS))) looks like you gotta rebuy the game and your 1k skin collection goyms!
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>>181901897
imploding that anyone on csgog owns more than 5 buckaronis worth of skines
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Bois this tourny has actually been pretty good
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only 1 na team but having hues might be a problem. still going to be a good tourney tho my dudes
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>>181888787
>>181888787
>>181888787
if you want to waste money, just send it to me
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evens: clean room
odds: play cs
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>>181909085
reroll
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im hacking in the free faceit queue anyone wanna join me
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>>181901897
>>181895337
see
>>181885583
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Are VP gonna disband bros?
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>>181909085
haha
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When are the good commentators casting?
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>>181865743
I don't need to cheat, I'm too damn fast
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>>181909085
Evens: Make up an excuse to leave work early and start playing cs

Odds: Sit around at work pretending I am busy
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leave it to me
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>GPoo PeeSports
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>>181828912
>how come the game is so active
I have some bad news, bud.
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>>181865743
I've been considering it, tbqh. I have a job, I could afford a private cheat.

I would probably get a nice aimlock and use it sparinlgy throughout matches.
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>>181919302
HenryG and Sadokist are usually after Moses and Pansy.

Nigger and queer only cast major's and Faceit events.
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G2 you fucking cunts
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40% of people on faceit are cheating, i am one
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s-shox..i ..
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>>181924603
Flamie prefired a corner just to make shox to turn from the door he was watching
That was insanely bad play by flamie.
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>>181924687
still a crazy god-like clutch senpai
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>NaVi going to win this match
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Some Ukrainian just tried to log into my steam account
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>>181923984
hehehe proud?
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>>181925763
it was me
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>>181925829
tab back in simple
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Fuck you, frogs. It should have been a 2-0 to G2. Godfuckingdammit.
>>
i am %100 sure s1mple is hacking

t. hacking faggot
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>>181926470
S U P E R T E A M
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what body type is this?
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>>181926576
moomin
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>>181926576
nice body types gotards
>>
>>181926576
Does he have a medical condition that causes him to wear way too small shirts?
>>
>>181926576

This is the ideal make body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
>>
>>181926576
>>
who won
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>>181927639
Slavi
>>
>>181927639
SK
>>
Are we getting those cobble drops?
>>
>>181927798
I got a drop on the overpass game between Na'Vi and G2.
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>>181926742
yea autism
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what a popular game you got there gotards
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>touching scrub hands

ew germs
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>>181928148
this gotards meme is the best meme
>>
>>181928148
It's friday, people at work still. The games are going to last till midnight so most people dont have the patience to check all playoff matches.
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>>181928298
its 1pm on a friday. the single mothers and rapefugees can go anytime they want with their child
>>
>>181928483
Only white men and their gf's really care about cs.
>>
>>181928148
It's the side cheering for Cloud9.
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>>181928539
This but unironically, intellectuals prefer DotA.
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..f0rest...I . .fuCKKKKKK
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Why is THREAT crying?
>>
>Rez and Forest are our guys
>GetRight and Xizt are their guys
>draken is nobodies guy

>Sewage and Automatic and Shroud and nothing are their guys
>Ska is our matchfixer and our guy

Should I root for NIP?
>>
>>181863626
Being global/pro is 80% movement and 20% aim. You're movement is shit that's why you're easy to 1 tap.
>>
f0rest is overrated
>>
>>181928781
Ska didn't take the skins
>>
>>181928870
How do I get better movement? Surf maps?
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>>181929010
he did a few days after they got caught tho
>>
>>181929056
You gotta make yourself hard to hit. Abuse cover and never stand still.
>>
>>181928148
vp is out. What do you expect?
>>
I'll never understand the persistant problem of production cutting to the crowd/players faces when the game still has important post-round action happening.
At least pgl shows the info of what the teams are buying.
>>
>>181929056
kz/bhop servers
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>>181929056
I wish there was kz with normal csgo movement.
>>
>important post-round action happening.
>>
>get right is back
>>
>>181928781
Wait why is Rez our guy?
>>
Listening to:
>Fly Away - TheFatRat
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>>181929945
He smokes weed.
>>
>>181930058
how is that being our guy tho? im a straight edge and that makes him not want to my my guy, my dude
>>
>>181930213
csgog is a weed smoking general
>>
>>181930265
p sure thats a reddit term
>>
>>181930306
Anyone who went to 1.5/1.6 lans knows that weed, melee, and clubbing are all cs staples
>>
>>181930370
jesus wet dude how old r u
>>
>>181929945
He has good hair. Reddit is for balding numales.
>>
>>181930578
aka americans
>>
>>181929182
they want to show you da emotion, teh real sport meme
>>
>>181930648
When Allu or Sunny are looking like statues everyone loves that on reddit.
Brazilians screaming like moneys after every anti-eco round is annoying as fuck.
Emotions are way overrated by the tournament orgs.
>>
>>181930603
there are more balding eu players than there is na players
>>
rez is shit
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>>181930762
uhh... nah
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>>181930578
That's why reddit likes Fallen, Taco, n0thing and Hiko.
>>
I fucking hate Shroud's ugly face.
>>
>>181930984
HAHAH GET FUCKED SVEN KEK
>>
>>181930578
>Shroud is reddit embodied
>perfect hairline, full head of hair
uhhh?
>>
>>181930984
Polish jew, what can u do.
>>
here comes the reddit threads my dudes
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friberg died for this
>>
>rez and draken
garbage
>>
FNATIC QTS HOLY SHIT
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>2nd half
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>>181931156
really makes you think
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>>181931215
why are you posting gifs of some random old dude?
>>
wait was train NiPs pick?
They seriously had no T strats
How do they think they can out aim people ln train?
>>
>>181931296
I'm guessing because he looks like shroud if he had a bit longer hair.
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>>181931296
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>>181931296
hes basically the equivalent of the mlp and anime poster that pops up from time to time
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>>181931182
post fnatic qt's pls
>>
>>181931330
It was C9's pick, but it's still one of NiP's best maps as Friberg said.
>>
Friberg actully dressed ok this time props to him
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>>181931296
>>181931342
>>181931381
>>
Need a bit of #NipMagic cumon lets go bois
>>
#empty stadium
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yo these 5 year coins look dope asf my dudes. wish my account was 5 years old so i can cop one

https://twitter.com/jamesbardolph/status/883289782511644672
>>
Stop eating.
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little does nip know is that cache is NAs home map
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>>181931453
Well he was hopefully wrong because they were terrible as T
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>NoPe
>>
>C9 in the final to get 2-0 btfo by SK

yawn, lets go to the major already
>>
>0.008 sec remaining
Are you kidding me?
>>
Holy shit this series.
>>
>>181932623
>literally would not get it on 64 tick
>>
>>181932623
>>181932665
>woah close defuse

what a great script
>>
>>181932918

>Assmad Amerifat
>>
>>181933017
Americans unironically think this shit isn't scripted and no-one is cheating
>>
why does shroud play b? I mean he could be a lot better at the game if he didn't have to play b
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>>181933057
>>
NiP are playing like 2015 Navi.
>>
>>181933339
is that good or bad?

>doesn't show the last frag
fucking retards holy shit
>>
>cutting to the audience while the round is still live

industry leader...
>>
how are these amateurs allowed to work esports?
>>
FOREST WEW.
>>
>>181934172
i just don't know man c9 are such a fucking joke
>>
GET
RIGHT
>>
L
M
F
A
O
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>that NA crowd not clapping

salt
>>
that game was hype as fuck
>>181935189
isn't it in europe?
>>
>you wouldn't be here otherwise
>>
>>181935189
theyre obv not from NA if theyre not clapping. clapping is a past time and its in our genes
>>
nice production gotards
>>
Is Stunna a manlet??
>>
Fucking shitshow.
>>
stunna is a terrible castor getting all distracted and shit
>>
stunna i know youre reading this
i love u
>>
>>181935213
No, it's in Cologne, OH
>>
>>181935550
>9
Fucking americans naming cities after ones that already exist.
>>
why does esl have the worst music smfh
>>
>>181935767
>smfh
Hello reddo.
>>
>LEGIT
>>
that hot rod looks sexy as fuck
>>
Does anyone like one shot kills with pistols apart from deagles?
Wouldnt it make gun rounds more exiting if less force buys were won?
>>
>>181935853
um
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>>181936526
>>
kek that failed nade stack LMAO
>>
NiP are gonna get absolutely destroyed on their CT side now, no economy whatsoever, easy 12-3 if not 13-2
>>
so when did NA get a good team

or are NIP just choking again
>>
>>181936949
imploding nip was ever good
>>
>NiP on a map they can't pug on
>>
If NiP win pistol we still have a game on our hands, lads.
>>
reddit in pyjamas or /ourguys/?
>>
>we need 3 NA teams in playoffs
>we want these teams to go into semis as well
>Reddit will still defend this
>>
>>181937719
They're all Reddit mein negro.
>>
it's ogre
>>
WOOOHO

SWEDEN WHERE ARE YOU?
>>
>>181938058
w-we're the o-only ones not cheating
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help
18cm

>fk2
can't palm/claw it, too low curver design.
fingertip makes me really inaccurate
>fk1
back too wide
>ec2-a
too tall but at the same time a bit too short. can't control it, wrist pain when doing small movements for hours
>g403
uncomfortable and I honestly can't understand the hype behind this mouse
>gpro
Very good mouse. Too bad I can only fingertip it and I suck with fingertip style
>deathadder elite
too big and too heavy

Close to despair. Should I try the ZA13/12? finalmouse scream? only heard bad things about those, but it's about everything that's left.
>>
friburger died for this
sad
>>
3vs1, stewie has m4 and decides to die for no reason
Next round everyone else has a weapon and he has pistol
Why do they do this?
>>
>>181938224
you're retarded
just pick whatever what the fuck
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>>181938224
ec1-a is the gold standard
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>>181938281
because he told them he's gonne play broken wall close and pistols are equal if not better in that position.

>>181938343
t. silver
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>>181938394
you won't get out of double ak because of a new mouse imbecile kys braindead nigger faggot
>>
>>181938101

Reminder that the best Swede of all time (Potti) is fucking brown.
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>>181938507
He's adopted tho, so he's Swedish and not some fucking immigrant
>>
that team flops when Skadoodle leaves.
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>>181938224
never had wrist pain and i can use any grip with this mouse
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>>181938373
how big are your hands
dont you feel like the back is too wide (left back side).
I was holding my ec2-a sorta sideways because of that.

>>181938445
t. bootyblasted 15$ mouse silver
>>
Holy shit I hate Nothing's voice.
>>
>>181938593
>seriously thinking getting a mouse with 300 leds will make him play better
LMAOING IRL @ UR LIFE SILVER SHITTER
>>
>>181935767
The "no no no no no" song is pretty dope.
>>
>crowd so upset that their team lost that they start chanting over the interview
that's pretty pathetic desu
>>
>>181938712
>the mouse doesn't matter!!
That's what we tell all the redditors so they stay bad. Works everytime as you can see by yourself
>>
>>181938831
yeah buy that $300 razer 1337 pr0 mouse good goy it'll make you get out of silver 3
pathetic
>>
>>181938712
Mouse matter a huge ton. I switched from my 10 year old regular desktop logitech mouse to the g402 and now i can't flickshot with the awp for shit anymore because of the shape.

I miss my old mouse.
>>
I just realized that I had my fps_max set to 72 all these years. I bought a 144hz monitor a couple of months ago and I thought I couldn't see much of a difference. Now I know why. There should be more guides on this stuff.
>>
>>181938593
I dont know where do you measure? maybe 20-21cm tall and palm width 10cm when measured just over the thumb
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>>181938941
>brings up price
as expected, a poor peasant
stay buttblasted with your budget mouse
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>>181939037
lol dumb nigger
>>
>>181938979
exactly the mouse is the reason you can't flickshot, lack of practice? nah, it's the fucking mouse
it might take some time to get used to a different mouse but it sure as fuck won't prevent you from playing well

>>181939075
stay assmad after wasting $500+ on retarded shit that won't make you get out of silver 3, trash
>>
>>181939037
more guides on the most basic shit?

nincompoop
>>
>>181939073
top fingers to bottm wrist, basically first line on the wrist.
but it makes sense, you seem to have big hands and therefore the ec1-a seems a perfect fit for you
>>
>>181938224
Autimatic just scored 180 ADR and he uses the g403 wireless. Wireless. And so does Dazed. And so do I.

Do as your superiors do.
>>
>>181939126
if course it's the mouse you dumb nigger.
if you play a palm mouse you won't be able to flick for shit, but you can make small movements.
you're literally a pleb that never touched anything else than his 15$ mouse and 10$ keyboard, prolly playing on 60hz 14hz laptop and thinks he knows fuck all
just kys you waste of human resources
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>>181939223
yeah autimatic also uses accel
I think it's the accel and not the mouse
just like brax
dazed however is not know to be a great aimer, you could of said jasonR instead
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welp this is going to be a shit show my dudes
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>>181939671
asa akira *____*
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Is Machine white?
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>>181939671
literally who times 8
>>
>>181940660
When in doubt, look at the hair. It always gives it away.
>>
>>181940886
Too hard to tell on my screen whether it's black or brown.
>>
>>181940995
It's about it being typical curly black people hair or not.
>>
>>181939671
I wanna hate on le epic quota sandnigger but really can't when a faggot like adren is on the desk

fuck that jewish bitch
adren literally accomplished NOTHING in his CS career, always got carried by teammates like s1mple and elige

now he's stuck playing with mythic with is just some esea open twitch streamer team.
serves him fucking right, he only got to play in liquid because of his jewish privilege and (((connections))) with liquids manager
>>
>>181940660
I'm a doctorate from the Institute for Racial Biology of the University of Uppsala

He's mixed
>>
fucking commie redeye needs to go, can't stand this cunt
>>
kek most of the crowd is on fazes side LMAO
>>
>>181941031
Oh yeah, good point.
>>
>>181939329
doesn't matter how much money you'll spend in hardware, you'll always be silver 3 trash
>m-muh palm grip
>m-muh claw grip
>m-muh hybrid grip
you're pathetic, just like the sc2 retards who think they'll get better if they buy a mechanical keyboard
>>
all na teams will go through the quarter finals
>>
>>181939671
they could atleast stick one worthy guy in there...
atleast fucking metuz aka budget anders would be cool
>>
why are there empty seats?
no seriously, why?
why do people say cs:go esports is growing?
it clearly isn't.
back in 2014 every seat was sold out and there were much more viewers on twitch
>>
>>181866523
>C9 won't beat NiP

rofl
>>
>>181939671
>smix

Is she still as garbage as she was in her first few events? I can't stand her enormous fucking head anyway.
>>
>>181941448
2015 had more viewers than 2014 though
>>
why is everyone on liquid using razer shit?
>>
>>181941394
I'm no the guy you responded to but if you don't play on a TKL mech it's like driving a Honda in F1 if you know what I mean
>>
>>181941448
looks like a bad period desu, still the investors are looking at atleast 10 year span
>>
>>181941448
It's Friday 17 in Köln right now.

Thus the majority of people who work aren't there, they might come tomorrow or later tonight who knows
>>
>>181941497
2015 had vp
>>
>>181939329
>if you play a palm mouse you won't be able to flick for shit

rofl
>>
faze up
>>
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I think JDM is microdosing LSD to improve his performance. BY PUTTING A TAB INSIDE THE BANDANA AND HAVE IT ABSORB INTO HIS SKIN

Jimi Hendrix did the exact same on his concerts

Fucking shit has anyone thought of this?
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>>181941850
>>181941850
>>
i missed maps did we get mirage or inferno
>>
>>181942031
i know this sounds crazy, but theres this really cool and helpful site called hltv. you can check out todays matches and find the teams that youre looking for. click it and find out what the maps are and you can also find the streams whether itd be in english or some 3rd world language of your choice. IT JUST WORKS!
>>
>>181942350
hltv looks like its from 2006 tho

looks absolute garbage
>>
>>181942350
or jsut tell me you spazzy cunt

I'd head butt you if I saw you
>>
>>181942385
it took myself 5 minutes to respond. while in those 5 minutes you could have typed the letters hltv . com and low and behold a website for all your esports needs!
>>
>>181941448
German schools don't have summer vacation for a few more weeks iirc, naturally a lot of people aren't going to show up before after work/school
>>
>>181941448
6 billion watching on tv
>>
>>181942520
If I saw you on the street I'd uppercut you, tub of lard.
>>
>karrigan pushing with bomb

um?
>>
>>181942552
>>181942385
>violent monkey too dumb to use the internet

rofl
>>
faze went to shit before they even got a chance to win a major
>>
i would love to have an NA only semi finals
>>
>nice work from stanislaugh
americans...
>>
>>181939126
>literally can flickshot with the awp as soon as I pick up the game
>change mouse
>cant flickshot anymore
>500 hours later still can't flickshot accuratly as I could before

It's the mouse.
>>
>>181942912
sure thing buddy
>>
when will valve fix the pistol meme? 300 dollar pistol will one shot a guy with 6000 dollars of inventory
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>Faze
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>>181942912
rofl
>>
>>181943017
Pistols are better in close quarters in real life so It's realistic deal with it.
>>
>>181943128
idk why EU teams opt to play like retards against NA
>>
>>181942912
the fuck? i can flick easily when i use a diff mouse. i went to an ambidextrous mouse to a right handed mouse
>>
>>181942729
don't act like I wouldn't BANG you in your face.
>>
>crowd filled with 15yo faggots

LAMO nice game gotards
>>
>>181939671
kylo ren knockoff, guild wars 2 caster and ANELE?
not watching DH fuck that
>>
>>181943213
>Pistols are better in close quarters in real life so It's realistic deal with it.
this is a video game not a real life
>>
need help betting
sk or optic?
>>
>>181944506
just be yourself
>>
>>181944506
believe
>>
>>181944506
optic are fkin shite la.
>>
is rain the god of doing 80-99 damage on someone?
>>
FNATIC GIRL PogChamp
>>
oh shit the fnatic girl with the big tiddies is back
>>
>>181944506
believe in the peanut
>>
>>181942383
are you retarded? it's neat as fuck - easy to navigate - all the info you would want is just fucking there
>>
faze up
>>
Wasn't faze rain a cod player?

glad to see that the skill to transition between games is there
>>
post fnatic girl
>>
>>181945597
>easy to navigate

rofl

i hope you never get into web design
>>
>>181946228
material design is shit anon
>>
>>181946348
i didn't say it wasn't
>>
>>181946140
no. cod rain is a shitskin while csgo rain is a fat beta
>>
another round ruined by the op 5/7
>>
>>181938224
G900 or Finalmouse scream.
Larger mouse, but still lightweight (slightly less so for the g900), since you're a bitch about weight.

Honestly the g502 is literally designed for claw grip, but it's a little heavy for me, since I'm a fingertip player, I still did really well with it though.

>My hands are 20x13cm, so wide and longish, I'm finding the g-pro pretty decent. It's a little small width-wise, but otherwise great. Might go for a deathadder elite if it breaks.
>>
why doesn't liquid just win?
>>
-nitr0
+anyone

desu
>>
\_oungin' :DDd
>>
>dude just slowly dry peek them 1 by 1 lol
>>
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/883354436093042688

who did he mean by this? skadoodle?
>>
>>181948912
shroud
>>
>>181948912
Thoorin is kinda autistic. He will shit on people no matter what and do his best to find the negativity in every situation.
>>
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dead game?
>>
allu is a christbro? noice
>>
Hiko was the problem.
>>
>>181949234
well he's a literal assburger
>>
>>181949291
Finland has a bit more religious nutters than other nordic countries.
>>
I still can't believe NiP lost to fucking clown 9
>>
>>181948912
def shrood
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>>181949268
D E A D
G
A
M
E
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>>181949234
He just only feels the need to comment on something when it sucks. Commenting on good things is boring and obvious. He's been saying shroud is too inconsistent for a long time now and I agree. 1 good tournament out of 15 isn't really good enough for a team of c9's caliber
>>
whose cheats got detected?
>>
>>181949234
he's kinda right tho, it's just that he can't express his opinion without going full autismo
>>
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where the hell is everybody?
>>
>>181949842
le truck of peace ran over the crowd
>>
>>181949601
Yeah but when everyone do feel the need to comment on good things positively it kinda makes him stand out.
>>
>>181949842
VP didn't make it
I'm surprised anyone went
>>
>>181949842
protesting g20 by burning cars
>>
>>181949939
its in germany though???
>>
>>181949842
its friday in germany, everybody is out drinking
>>
>3 hour technical pause for this
epik simply epik tl
>>
>>181950128
VP fans are everywhere
>>
>>181949842
the only good crowds are in anglo countries
>>
>>181950240
>drinking
that is haram, anon...
>>
SK Navi when this is ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>
What are the odds that Liquid change lineup after the major?
>>
can /ourguys/ do it?
>>
>>181950891
who would they swap? nitro? he was playing decent in minor
>>
>>181950813
>implying SK won't let their friends at optic beat them for good vibes since this is a small meaningless tournament
>>
>>181950994
That would be my first choice. I don't think he was playing that well. Isn't he supposed to be the entry fragger? I hardly ever see him successfully entrying
>>
>>181950959
>jobbers
>/ourguys/
>>
-jdm
+koosta
>>
>>181951125
just like shroud is hyped to be very good but rarely has good tournament.
nitro is that "supposed" young super talent you just never really see going big , especially not against good eu teams - look at twists, hes way better
>>
>>181951194
honestly koosta is fine on clg for now. the only reason he was shit on liquid was bc he didnt have the freedom to do anything on that team
>>
our boy kio
>>
>>181951645
>somehow knows that both players are ivy even though that makes absolutely no sense
>>
i'm done with tl
>>
fuck faze

#fazedown
>>
faze sports jerseys are pretty cringe
>>
>>181951845
rofl
>>
whats a good website to purchase some "game sense"?
>>
>>181951824
>>181951845
>they thought tl had a chance

rofl
>>
>>181951961
ask coldzera
>>
>>181951961
asko Niko
>>
Is allu the greatest awper currently? Really can't se anyone else except MAYBE Guardian coming close to his level.
>>
>>181952285
fallen? kenny?
>>
>>181952285
LMAO
>>
so when do the TRUE /ourguys/ aka vp make their great comeback? major hopefully
>>
>>181952458
le birdus plog :D
>>
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>it's another SK vs FaZe final
>>
is there a team more forgettable than north?
>>
>>181952675
>No Astralis SK semi final again.
>>
>>181952902
The team with a middle aged looking igl and stars who show up 1/3rd of the time
Lets not worry, Im sure theyll come back stronger than ever.
>>
please channel for the peanut
>>
>>181953270
astralis didnt even make it to esl one cologne 2017
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he called out the peanut brain the absolute madman
>>
>>181953609
talking about the event previous dickhead
>>
what kind of retarded name is mixwell?
>>
>>181952902
all danish teams are forgettable

I have to use google to remember that astralis actually won the last major
>>
>>181954487
it's a shout out to Texas legend - Sir Mix-a-Lot
>>
>>181954614
its actually a shout out to haswell
>>
>>181954707
no he just loves programming in haskell
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>Pansy
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>>181952285
rofl
>>
>>181954810
hes actually a fan of pascal
>>
>>181954487
His first job was bartending
>>
>>181954487
He used to be a DJ.
>>
>thicc pansy
why.
>>
>>181955136
friday nite mating call
>>
>>181955136
uhhhh, theres a fine line between being thicc and f a t and pansy is definitely the latter
>>
>>181955383
you're stupid if you think pansy is fat.
>>
>>181955557
she is though
>>
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>ywn be a microscopic organism crawling around in sapphire's sweety socks

jdimsa

https://twitter.com/sapphiReCSGO/status/883341626361434112
>>
WATERMELON BRAIN
>>
>>181955774
saphire is fat and much fatter than pansy
>>
uhm SK?
>>
>>181956061
they're attempting to play without cheating. Just wait.
>>
>>181956093
too late. time to activate it.
>>
>>181956061
>>181956093
miraculous comebackâ„¢ incoming
>>
>>181956145
>hello coldzera?
>yes, hello master flusha
>execute order 66
>>
>>181956170
>it's another SK 16-14 comeback in the playoffs episode
>>
>>181955926
not anymore you can tell by the legs
>>
>>181956232
the phonecall that saved /magog/
>>
>there are literally people ITT who think this won't be a replay of EPL season 4
>>
pansy moaning whenever someone gets a kill makes me hard as diamonds
>>
did they disable custom named weapons for pro events?
>>
>"if no one else is gonna do it [toggle], he'll do it himself"

what did she mean by this?
>>
>>181956691
depends on who the organizer is
>>
its 2017 and pansy is the best CS caster

What happened gocucks?
>>
>>181956930
honestly she isn't that bad, there are certainly fucktards who are more annoying to listen to like semen man
>>
>>181956930
black ddk and white black ddk stopped being relevant.
>>
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BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>
somebody forgot the microhacks at home :)))))
>>
>>181956930
Gay duo is still the best.
>>
>>181957016
What happened to them btw?

I haven't watched since early 2016
>>
It's hilarious how Taco's getting bullied in palace
>>
>>181957095
just wait for the next 2 maps
>>
>>181957281
>clutches
nothing personel kid :D
>>
>>181957095
>implying SK will lose the series
>>
13-2 mega comeback toggle incoming
>>
Chance of optic winning the tourny?
>>
>it's another SK gets destroyed in the first half but comes back ezpz in the second half game
>>
>>181957631
mixwell%
>>
>478 ADR
>almost averaging an ace a round
>people say SK are the cheaters
>>
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>>181956365
this is a recent picture and (You) can clearly see that not only did she get BLACKED but she is also FAT
>>
>>181957765
obviously a typo since he only has 14 kills
>>
>>181957826
care to share the BLACKED link?
>>
>>181957252
they were at beyond the summit earlier this year then just dropped off, they aren't even really posting cs stuff on twitter.
>>
>>181957826
delet

her feet are pure thats all that matters
>>
#TOGGLED
>>
holy fuck the monkeys toggled hard
>>
>13-0 run by SK on CT side
who could have seen this coming. incredible game sense
>>
>>181957826
is she like 6'2" or something? jesus christ
>>
>>181957890
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=183819470
>>
>suddenly SK acting like they can see through walls

hmmm
>>
>>181958140
>it's real
what the FUCK
>>
fer isn't even trying to hide it my fucking sides
>>
Could be 15-0 and the casters would still suck SK cock
>>
>optic beating SK so cloud9 would have an easier time winning the finals

Thanks optic
>>
>wallen not even hiding it anymore
>>
lmao they're not even hiding it at this point
>>
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god_turok
>>
>>181958768
But they still have to go through the faze wall
>>
>when you didn't toggle hard enough so you have to play a 3 games series instead of 2

i feel for SK desu
>>
>SK with the sound esp
why did I stop cheating again when pros are even doin it
>>
>fallen rage toggling in the 1v1
>with the scout
>>
>it's the "SK goes from being shit in first half to best in the world in second half into an overtime win" script

They're overusing this shit so hard.
>>
>>181959091
pro accounts are immune to VAC authentication
>>
>game of toggles
I love this script.
Spinbots incomming?
>>
>>181959257
kek they could start spinbotting and these imbeciles would be praising their gamesense
>>
>win 1 map in a bo3
>OMG SUCH A SHOCK WOOOOOOW
fuck off THICC bitch
>>
>listening to yanko
>>
niko and yanko
what's up with the trans haircut
they look like east block transfaggots
>>
ResidentSleeper
>>
sk rofl
>>
I'm still pissed NiP lost against daun9.
They are both reddit but NiP is slightly less than daun9
>>
>telestrator is a camera pointing at a computer monitor

lol ESL
>>
>>181959567
yanko's isn't as extreme, but Niko looks fucked up
>>
>>181959581
CoolStoryBob
>>
>>181959698
I think it's hilarious.

NiP is old hat. Give way to the young guns and their newfangled game sense
>>
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quick rundown on this guy?
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>>181960060
JUST
>>
sk will toggle and win the two next maps
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>>181960060
>that haircut
JUST
>>
these breaks are fuckign KILLING my passion bros
>>
>>181960481
PGL major soon, brother
>>
I want to breed pansy
>>
>>181960613
the previous pgl major was shit tho
>>
>>181961030
PGL has never hosted a csgo major before tho
>>
>>181961094
exactly cluj 2015 was so forgettable no one even remembers it
>>
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>>181960971
Who doesn't?
>>
hahahhaa that pistol round how the fuck can the casters ignore something so blatant
>>
>>181961030
>the previous pgl major

what?
>>
>>181961267
oh yeah, forgot PGL helped DH with it
>>
>tfw nobody to do guardian missions with
>>
>smokes all over the site
>no vision

>fallen STILL somehow knows no one is forklift
>proceeds to push from car into site without even checking fork

Why on earth isn't anyone calling them out?!
>>
>>181961307
what was it?
>>181961267
>cluj
was there ever a shittier major?
>>
is it just me or naf looks like a serial killer?
>>
>felps
>>
>felps
>>
Can we put together a cheat compilation of them yet?
>>
>7-1
>>
>>181962256
7-2.
>>
*toggles*
UMA DELICIA
>>
what cheats are SK using that make them so good on CT?
>>
since sk won the last tourney they upgraded their cheats. p sure sk is in debt with these kinds of cheats that theyre using.
>>
>>181962256
Ironically their cheat provider is German
>>
>>181961741
fer got a 4k at quad and the fourth kill was on a guy who was on the other side of the box and fer's crosshair wasn't anywhere near him.
>>
>>181962404
Custom cheat that they acquired from a Brazilian programmer in early 2016. SK used it, as well as LG and Immortalz. That's how they steam rolled all of 2016. Then Valve launched a ban wave with a revised cheat detection system, which caused SK to start losing some games for a couple of months.

Now they're using a 2017 version of the same Brazilian cheat.

We've known this for over a year yet no one does jack.
>>
whoa it's like Taco can see through walls :^)
>>
fnaticqt
>>
>>181962762
she got ugly
>>
Wow through the smoke such prediction
>>
>>181962735
What kind of cheat though? The disparity between their CT and T side is so consistent that it really doesn't make sense for a professional team. Which makes me think they could be using a sound cheat, or something that tells them where the bomb is.
>>
did you guys see that fucking gamesense through the smoke? incredible
>>
>>181962806
shes been swallowing a lot of rapefugee semen
>>
why even waste money on smokes and flash when they have no effect vs BRs?
>>
lmao
>>
THEYRE HERE

http://www.counter-strike.net/pickem/krakow2017

http://www.counter-strike.net/pickem/krakow2017
>>
>>181962910
The one they used in 2016 was a soft WH toggle as well as a bullet specific aimkey. You remember the "random" locks through walls that we say all over 2016? Those were soft WH toggles to gain information.

No one knows exactly how versatile the cheat is, but probably very. It might have sound key/crackle when aiming on enemies through walls, etc.
>>
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You know you're a scrub when you think professionals are cheating when in reality they're just the best. You wouldn't even beat them with cheats.
>>
>>181963259
are you retarded? thats the tool box at ct spawn
>>
>>181963373
this desu
i almost let 4chin brainwash me
>>181963225
>spending money on this shit
>>
>>181963259
microcheats confirmed
>>
>>181963225
>kennis finally changed his signature
>>
>>181963226
what is a soft WH toggle? wouldn't admins see them using wallhacks?
>>
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>>181963259
dumb stoner
>>
>>181963373
can you teach me how to see through walls and smokes too? i guess i just need to practice some more :^)
>>
>>181963567
Knowing where people aren't is the same thing as knowing where they are. There's a good chance they're there and blind fire results in kills all the time
>>
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>>181963225
kennys is a nazi? literally /ourguy/
>>
>>181963539
completely different dimensions, you cheater apologist scum
>>
>>181963520
It's a soft WH, meaning they don't physically see the enemies on the screen, they just press a toggle key to gravitate or snap their aim towards where the enemies are through the walls. This allows them to know most positions and site hits. The cheats are sophisticated enough to not lock on the head, but to move slowly towards a random part of the enemy's body.

There are videos on YouTube about how FalleN made incorrect calls because of his cheat, where he snaps onto a guy on Overpass close to A site, calls for his team to rotate A, but then the rest of the T's were running B (behind FalleN where he wasn't able to wallhack).
>>
>that retarded challenge by naf when they are 3v1 against cold in pistol
>>
>Showing a one armed man to 15 y/os
BRUH?
>>
kek you guys see that guy flailing his dick arm LMAO
>>
>>181963820
>literally can't comprehend perspective

No wonder you're still silver my man
>>
>>181963373
But then how do you explain all this evidence?â„¢

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4itj1rk7fJ4
literally locks onto a head through the wall within A SINGLE TICK OF THE SERVER. I don't believe that is humanly possible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upI8NYFzhkw
This is clearly just bullshit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYllUMj87d8
This has to be the most obvious one I've ever seen.
>>
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>>181964048
>thinks our flusha is cheating

hello reddo
>>
>>181964101
real fans
real emotions
this is esports
>>
>>181964048
>that flusha and konfig one
WTF how are they getting away with this obvious cheating?
>>
>>181963373
athletes use illegal drugs all the time to enhance performance, what makes you think this would be any different?
>>
>>181964048
You have to be mentally retarded to think the flusha M4A1 2k was cheats.
>>
How is optic even out of the groups? how are they even 1 up sk? They play like shit
>>
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>best knife/gloves cost 5k

fug valve gonna make me take out a student loan
>>
>>181964040
perspective doesn't change something from being hotdog shape to hamburger shape ok?1
>>
>>181964273
there are officials staring at their computer screens
>>
>>181964339
It's possible that one was legit but the 1tick aimlock is as obvious as it gets
>>
>>181964372
they got to play against EU teams like north and faze
>>
>>181964492
So?
>>
>caster misses tarik no scope scout tag though the smoke
YOU BLIND FUCKS
>>
>>181964048
DUDE I WAS JUST LIFTING THE MOUSE LMAO
k0nfig should've been banned
>>
>>181964565
And you think they aren't looking for this shit?
Its not even their PC
>>
>>181964390
nah my dude. driver gloves diamondback + black lammy m9 are the best combo
>>
>>181964492
They stare about 10 seconds per screen every 5 minutes. Most of the time they sit on a chair 2 meters away.

They should add keyloggers, screen recording and custom tournament accounts.
>>
>>181964492
it is in the officials', organizers' , and valve's best interest to not detect pros for cheating. admins just stand there as a placebo for easily fooled plebs like yourself.
>>
>>181964559
>bo1s
>>
>>181964520
Problem with that 1tick shit is if his aimlock did work in one tick then what about all the clips where he's allegedly aimlocking and it does smoothly move to people's heads? Should we discard those clips then since we now know his aimlock works in one tick and not smoothly?
>>
>>181964616
They can't see hover crackle or soft WH dude. You know how easy that is to "hide"?
>>
>>181964492
>he doesn't know about hotkeys and autolock
my dude...
>>
>>181964372
Some say swiss system benefits the shittier teams who can only play couple sides of a couple maps well because of the 3 vetoes method.
>>
tfw no black lam m9 bayonet
>>
>>181964742
How easy?
>>
>>181964728
yes and?
>>
>turok
>>
>thoorin has probably ran a train through thicc pansy.
kinda jealous.
>>
>>181964870
Easy enough that you can basically use the cheat freely while an admin stares at your screen.
>>
>>181964990
thorin has high standards if you havent seen his retweet of streamer whores
>>
>>181965024
Sounds epic. Why doesn't every pro use it for their free million dollars?
>>
>>181965094
>Why doesn't every pro use it

they do
>>
>>181964990
gross. no way
>>
>>181965094
some have integrity, it requires personal connections to a skilled programmer, non-disclosure etc.

SK were just smart enough to straight up cheat their way to major trophies.
>>
>faggot still think pros cheat
So sad!
>>
christ
mixwell is a beast
>>
>>181965495
He'll have a fine future streaming fpl/rank s
>>
>>181965094
Because it's not true.
You are literally listening to retarded people who can't rank up past MGE
They are probably not serious either.
>>
>cold blatantly looking through walls
>>
did you guys see that gamesense
wow
>>
ynk offers nothing
>>
>>181965784
Your face offers nothing.
>>
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Nice clutch, Cold. Keep it up!
>>
so now its clear that vp are shit because only 2 of their players are willing to blatantly cheat unlike all 5 in other top teams
same with nip
>>
anyone played nier automata? how's it
>>
>>181965689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbVRcf0qIr4

I guess shox is a retard who can't get past MGE
>>
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>>181964661
>>
>>181965997
pasha and snax?
papa would never cheat nor take any performance enhancing drugs!
>>
>– Added optional asynchronous audio mixing which allows for a smoother and lower latency audio experience. This is can be turned on using snd_mix_async 1. If this is turned on, snd_mixahead may also be set to a lower value such as 0.02. We will monitor community feedback on this feature before turning it on by default for all players.

Is this for HRTF only?
>>
gg
>>
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are they ever going to tackle this
>>
>>181966719
not gonna deny flusha being shady, however look at him now - no way he is cheating, no way anyone is cheating. You'd get caught immediately - people look for cheaters all the time.
>>
SAME MAPS EVERY MATCH FUCKING HELL
>>
>new update
>introduced shit loads of bugs and crashes
epic valve
truly epic
>>
dust2 remake when?
>>
>germans
>>
does anyone like moses seriously

ugly looking peter parker motherfucker
>>
>>181968094
hopefully never
>>
>>181968176
calm down semmler you'll cast the finals for sure
>>
>>181968094
all data for dust2 being deleted from the internet forever when?
>>
>>181968240
>>181968401
pls don't bully dust2 why don't you like it?
>>
everyone goes wild
>>
>>181968401
why? dust2 is the best map ever made
>>
*tips fedora*
>>
>>181968618
>>181968546
it is far too noob friendly
>>
Who's Optic's new coach?
>>
>>181968896
steel
>>
>>181968956
steel what
>>
>>181969002
steel fucking your mother every single day
>>
>>181968896
me
>>
fallen is the greatest csgo player to touch the game.

forest is shit.
>>
>>181969306
nah, his cheat developer is
>>
>>181968793
its honestly the b est map

like short a is amazing you can clear every angle one at a time, cts shooting pple in the ass is too prevalent on other maps
>>
>>181968956
>steel
>implying that unemployed loser's pride would allow him to coach tarik
>>
nice update gotards
>>
>fallen on a full nanotoggle
>>
what did the update break?
>>
>>181969930
audio

change to stereo not the hrtf shit to fix

fucking volvo is retarded
>>
>>181969930
flushas microcheats
>>
>>181969930
everything
>>
>>181970025
>using hrtf

rofl
>>
>>181969930
ur mums pussi
>>
>>181970075
what's wrong with hrtf
>>
>>181968176
i like Moses, he's alright and isn't an annoying fuck like Yanko became, or even worse, Natu.
>>
>>181970075
the update forces it, retard
>>
>>181970385
ROFL
>>
ADMIN PLS BAN FALLEN
>>
>>181970320
why is natu annoying?
>>
>that picocheat at the last tick of the match
what the fuck how are these fucktards so blind
>>
>>181970572
trash english, tries his best to sound american, no insight whatsoever, cringy, boring jokes etc. he's my most hated analyst at this point, followed by Vendetta.
>>
>>181970592
can't detect picocheats because it's smaller than wavelength of light
why do you think they're getting away with it?
>>
>>181944136
The more RL the better
>>
>fallen
>not h4x
fucking retards
>>
>>181970061
>implying flusha's cheats aren't advanced enough to re-write their own code to account for new updates
>>
Can Optic make the comeback?
>>
>>181971172
lmao no kys transretard
>>
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